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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while, The

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. If the cardboard is a rocking, don't come

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Speaker 1: a knocking call, boy. It's the Jewel Show and the

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Speaker 1: Olympics last year's Olympics, Yeah, are underway? Are the underway yet? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. They're coming up very soon. We've

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Speaker 1: been saying it's happening for like months. It's the twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty Olympics in Tokyo, but it's twenty twenty one. They

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Speaker 1: couldn't have them because COVID, and they didn't update the

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Speaker 1: date because I guess it's the Olympics and you can't.

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Speaker 1: So it's twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo. And when I

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Speaker 1: I thought that it was actually current. I think Alex

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Speaker 1: thought that it was going. I thought it was starting

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Speaker 1: right enty third. Oh so coming up. Oh okay, so

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Speaker 1: on Friday, Yeah, until August eighth. In case you weren't aware,

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Speaker 1: on Friday, the twenty twenty Olympics start the opening ceremony.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I've been counting down to it. It's

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Speaker 1: marked down on my calendar. Yes, yeah, I actually only

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Speaker 1: knew it was Friday because I have a comedy show

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Speaker 1: in the twenty fourth. You can get lists of my

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Speaker 1: tour dights at backflip tour dot com. There you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a Friday. But anyway, the Tokyo Olympics will start on Friday,

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Speaker 1: and there's been a lot of stuff that has happened

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Speaker 1: so far. There's the one athlete that was kicked out

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Speaker 1: Another athlete has been kicked out because they were tested

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Speaker 1: positive for COVID. Yeah, they've handed out one hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty thousand condoms because that's what they do every single

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Speaker 1: of COVID. Well, they've done something else too to try

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Speaker 1: to detour the athletes from being intimate with each other.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything else? Their beds that they have in

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Speaker 1: the Olympic village are made of cardboard. Yeah, they're making

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Speaker 1: the beds out of cardboard so that they won't mate.

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Speaker 1: So that would be so uncomfortable. Oh yeah, they don't

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Speaker 1: There's probably like a little phone thingy. I would imagine

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Speaker 1: But yeah, apparently that's to tour them from work. Has

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Speaker 1: After we finished, we were like, yeah, there is an

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Speaker 1: definitely still do stuff on it. So I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's probably not a good play, Noah, work probably happens

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Speaker 1: Most guys, they'll be like, I don't need to be

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Speaker 1: an Olympian. I'm fine. I remember. You can always follow

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Speaker 1: the show at the Jewel Show on TikTok and Instagram,

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jewil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Jordan Camsie calling from cooking school. I was looking for Haley. Haley.

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Speaker 1: How are you? First of all, I'm fine. How are

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Speaker 1: you good? Good? Not too well? Not great? Um. So

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because there is a little bit of an

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Speaker 1: issue with your son. Is everything okay with Cody? It's

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Speaker 1: you are right? Um? Yes, he's he's ok he's okay.

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Speaker 1: We did have a little bit of an issue in

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Speaker 1: talk to you about. Okay, what's the issue? Well, we were,

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Speaker 1: you know, we were working on a recipe and you

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Speaker 1: know sometimes when you're cooking things, you know, if it's

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Speaker 1: let's say you're making cookies, right, yeah, yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: know you're making choco chip cookies and sometimes you throw

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a taste for the chef. So

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Speaker 1: we were making a pasta today. It's called Pasta la

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Speaker 1: Vodka and it does involve vodka. Wait a minute, you're

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Speaker 1: having ten year old drink vodka. Well, no, we're not

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Speaker 1: having them drink it, we're having them cook with it. Well,

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to be cooking with it. And your son

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Speaker 1: pretty hammered right now. That's what I'm calling. Oh my

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Speaker 1: that happened. But he is, Yeah, he's pretty amigrant. Well,

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Speaker 1: when I show up, it will be with the police.

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Speaker 1: What you've done is illegal. You can't give a child alcohol.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, though he was supposed to

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Speaker 1: be cooking with it, not drinking it, right, but you

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Speaker 1: let him Well, you know what, I'm getting my keys

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm I'm I'm heading over there right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, You're going to drive him home right the police. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to drive him home. Yeah. I would not

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Speaker 1: for sure. And you know, I tell the kids all

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Speaker 1: the time, a little bit a taste for the chef

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Speaker 1: them not to do that when in this instance though, Huh, yes,

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Speaker 1: absolutely you should had told the ten year old to

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Speaker 1: question for you, do you want him to work on

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Speaker 1: the next dish, because I can try to us been

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Speaker 1: wanting to do is listen to dance music and dance.

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Speaker 1: I've got him in my office right now. He's listening

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Speaker 1: to some testo. So I've got him doing that right now.

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Speaker 1: But I have another dish planned for this afternoon. I

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Speaker 1: can still see if you want, you know, if he

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot for even thinking, Okay, well, we're making

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Speaker 1: cannabis brownies later, and I think that he could do

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Speaker 1: a really good job at that. No, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: that you're even thinking about giving children weed to bake

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Speaker 1: I can give him some of the canna butter that

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Speaker 1: he's a party. When he's drying, I'm going to show

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Speaker 1: up with my husband and the cops and you will

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Speaker 1: jail too for what I'm going to do you. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then at this point, I'll just let you know it's

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Speaker 1: a frank phone call so that none of that happens. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your husband. Philippe. I say

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Speaker 1: you up, Oh my god, oh my god. He said

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Speaker 1: that your son has started taking cooking classes and he

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Speaker 1: in the car right now, are you kitty read? So

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Speaker 1: don't worry, little Code. He's not hammered and he's not

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Speaker 1: gonna be making weed brownies later. Well I could probably

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Speaker 1: use for of those brownies right now. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties The Jewel Show on demand, it's time four of

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Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jewil Show. Tell him to

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Speaker 1: catch a cheetah. Cheetah, possibly welcome back to War of

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Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a Cheetah on the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: cheeter And on the phone right now is Caroline. Caroline

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Speaker 1: was up? How are you hi? Guys? How are you

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Speaker 1: doing today? Good? Not too bad? So you emailed us

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Speaker 1: because you think that you're who's bond or husband? It

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Speaker 1: is not being faithful to you. What's going on? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just a feeling I have, you know, just in

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Speaker 1: my stomach, um, that he might be seeing someone else. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you just have a feeling. I'm like, what is

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Speaker 1: he doing that makes you think that he's cheating? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So his birthday just passed and I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: just something just feels really off with him. So I

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Speaker 1: started going through his stuff, you know, I went through

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Speaker 1: from a woman and it was this really expensive bottle

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Speaker 1: of tequila and there was no inside and it said, UM,

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Speaker 1: you know it's it's been really great getting to know

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Speaker 1: you this year, and I can't you know, I'm basically

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Speaker 1: looking forward to splitting this bottle with you. And it

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Speaker 1: was from someone named Melissa. Yes, okay, So did you

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Speaker 1: ask him about it? No? I have not asked him

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Speaker 1: I was without a car a little while back, and

419
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Speaker 1: my buddy lent me their bicycle, okay, and I was

420
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Speaker 1: riding around. Yeah, I was riding around for a while,

421
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Speaker 1: and I ended up being just like a few bucks

422
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Speaker 1: short for ret I didn't know what to do. And

423
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Speaker 1: I had another friend who really needed a bike, and

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Speaker 1: I sold it to them. No, no, I just yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of an impulsive thing, Like I was

426
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Speaker 1: just really in need, and now my other buddy is

427
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Speaker 1: like asking for his bike back. You said it was stolen,

428
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: didn't you. Well, dude, actually I haven't returned his call.

429
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Speaker 1: So actually you cannot be one of those type of friends. Yo.

430
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Speaker 1: That's funny, you know that, you know, karma, literally karma

431
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: come back and get you. What if you just go

432
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: to like you could go get a bike, like a

433
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: cheap bike somewhere, yeah, and then give it back to

434
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Speaker 1: like it, give him that bike, like, this isn't my bike.

435
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: If it was, it's been a long time. Yeah, it's

436
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 1: like a you know, like a mountain bike, like a

437
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: kid's mountain bike. It's like a kid's like a little

438
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: kid's bike with a banana seats and like, yeah, that's

439
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 1: your bike, dude, a little upgrade. What you don't like it?

440
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Speaker 1: So you've just been dodging his phone calls? Yeah? How

441
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 1: long has he been trying to get a hold of you? Um,

442
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: like a month? A month? Been building his cues for

443
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,959
Speaker 1: a month. How much does the bike? How much did

444
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: you get from it? Yeah? How much did I get

445
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 1: for it? I got two hundred bucks from for it.

446
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: Now I cannot believe that's hilarious. And you got to

447
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 1: pay rent. Gotta be rent. It'll come back on you,

448
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: so you should you should maybe go get like a

449
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,199
Speaker 1: payday loan or something, pay it back because karma it's

450
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: gonna come get you. Oh we'll see. Yeah. So whenever

451
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: something bad happens, you know, you just have to, like

452
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: you never think about it, but you have to correlate

453
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: it now, be like, well, you know, is it because

454
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: I stole and sold my friend's bike. Probably we didn't

455
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Speaker 1: really steal it. You still, you borrowed it, but when

456
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: you sell it, that's kind of stealing anymore. I guess

457
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: you're right. It'd be cool if you could just do that. Though,

458
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Speaker 1: I borrow a friend's car and then trade it in

459
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Speaker 1: for another car. I don't know. Is so is the

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Speaker 1: person you sold it too your friend that you sold

461
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: the bike to from your other friend? They obviously don't

462
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: know each other, right or do they know each other? No? Okay,

463
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: so they're not gonna ready to Yeah, okay, so I

464
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: barely know. Oh you barely know the person who sold

465
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Speaker 1: it to? Yeah, okay, because that's what I was going

466
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: to ask you, Like, is that a better friend than

467
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: the one whose bike you sold. Another question, how unique

468
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: is the bike? Um? Not very okay, So do the

469
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: do the people though that? So your friend that you

470
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 1: took it from and then the person you sold it

471
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Speaker 1: to do they live relatively close? Um? They live kind

472
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: of clothes? Oh my god. So what if your friend

473
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: sees this person is like that looks like my bike, Like, yeah, dude,

474
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: somebody stole it. I don't know. I didn't want to

475
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: answer your phone calls because I felt bad. I was

476
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: nervous that actually don't lying, yeah, you know, because then

477
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: he's still sold it and lied. So no, yeah, you'll

478
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: just there's not a good outcome in this. Or you

479
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: could just roll up to him on your bike, but

480
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: just pretend like there's a bike, you know, like air pedal.

481
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,679
Speaker 1: That's here's your bike. It is handed over, just like

482
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: hold it in the air, but here you go. Here

483
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: you go, man, try and convince him that he's gone crazy. Yeah,

484
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: well thanks for telling us your little secret. Thanks guys,

485
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little Secret? The Jebel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, July twenty first, twenty twenty one. I'm dual

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Speaker 1: fresh and you already need to wear a hazmat suit

490
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: when you sit on a bus seat, but now you

491
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Speaker 1: might need even more protection. I tell you about that

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm rubber, a tolslow, woman's glue. Whatever she says bounces

494
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Speaker 1: off me and sticks to her. Okay, And I'm English Evan.

495
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Speaker 1: And if you're going to commit a crime, don't mock

496
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Speaker 1: the police off to the fact. All right, those stories

497
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Speaker 1: in just a second. But for the first story of

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Speaker 1: the day in the i nd Thedian News Network where

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Speaker 1: he is there port the news. According to the news study,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people do the nasty in public, and

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Speaker 1: not just that in public transportation. Grow Yeah, uh, well,

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00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: one of four Americans apparently get their ill on in

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Speaker 1: a spot that they're not supposed to in public transportation,

504
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Speaker 1: philthy like buses. Yeah, the amount a dust that's on

505
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: the seats if you have a hit the tram at

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00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: the airport, even any any public transportation is just a

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Speaker 1: breeding ground for bacteria. And I guess a lot of

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00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: people that turns them on. Yeah, Well, eleven point six

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Speaker 1: percent have done it in a commercial plane. Nine point

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Speaker 1: two have been naughty on the train or the subway.

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Speaker 1: That's the grossest. Eight percent have messed around on a bus. Yeah,

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00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: six point two have done it on a ferry or

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Speaker 1: a water taxi. That's easy though. Yeah, those ones are

514
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: easy because they don't watch you very much. Five point

515
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: six have defiled someone's ride share. Yeah, that is I

516
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Speaker 1: mean the drive is right there. Yeah, you know, if

517
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: you throw up in at uber, the uber they actually

518
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Speaker 1: pay the driver money for that to clean up, and

519
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: if not, the person who got the ride is going

520
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: to pay the bride charge. Yeah, but that should also

521
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 1: happened if you caught doing that, as I have to

522
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: hose down the back of that. That's why police cars

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Speaker 1: are plastic in the back. Extend four one of six. One.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite mode of public transportation to get busy on?

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the

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Speaker 1: news for your next story the day, Let's send it

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Speaker 1: on overdy Alex Fresh, who's on location in a gondola

529
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Speaker 1: at a ski resort having a good time Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: Actually were Lorraine Graves actually rated herself out for being

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Speaker 1: part of a pretty bad crime. She was involved in

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Speaker 1: a homicide. Yeah, and then went to the police department's

533
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Speaker 1: Facebook page and commented on the posts that they did

534
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Speaker 1: about it and says where's the reward money? And then

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00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: so people started commenting on it, like you know, every

536
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: part thought it was a joke. Ended up it was

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Speaker 1: her who was part of it. Why she turned herself in.

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Speaker 1: You know what. That happens a lot with Facebook police

539
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Speaker 1: facebook pages. People will go on and comment on their

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Speaker 1: own crimes. I mean, I say a lot. I've heard

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Speaker 1: more than should be stories reported about this, Like I've

542
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: heard at least fifteen stories. Your Facebook page shouldn't be visiting.

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00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: It's like people are so addicted to social media. They

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Speaker 1: do a crime, which you're supposed to be quiet about it,

545
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: and they just want to go see if anybody liked

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Speaker 1: their crime and then comment on it and argue with

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Speaker 1: people about politics or something. I have no idea, but

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Speaker 1: it's weird. You know what's crazy about this story? I

549
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: was going to do the same. I thought so that boy,

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Speaker 1: don't ask you. I thought it was really funny. We

551
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: haven't done that. I didn't know we haven't then also though,

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00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: um she actually got arrested the next day she did. Yeah, yeah,

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00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Yeah, I can't believe we have

554
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: the same story. We haven't done that in so long.

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00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: I know, we usually do ask each other yea, what

556
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Speaker 1: we're gonna do for a story, but to say we didn't,

557
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: and I even thought about it, but I'm like, no,

558
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask. If he does, it'll be funny. Yeah,

559
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Speaker 1: because it's a hot story right now, it is very hot.

560
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: Or we could have him do it real quick and

561
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: then act like we didn't hear it. Let's do it

562
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: over reaction. Well that's all I have, sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much, Alex. That was a

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Speaker 1: very interesting report from the i N and the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

566
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Speaker 1: report the news. Up next English Evan with a story

567
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Speaker 1: from where I'm actually in Tulsa, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Yes, same city, guys.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I got here, but I think

569
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Speaker 1: Alex is here too. Well. Yeah, where Lorraine Graves was

570
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Speaker 1: busted on a charge of accessory to murder. What Yeah, crazy.

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Speaker 1: So the Tulsa Police Department recently posted something on their

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Speaker 1: website that listed Lorraine Graves as the you know, accessory

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Speaker 1: to murder no way wow, and what happened because of that?

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Speaker 1: And then Lorraine Graves decided to reply to their post

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Speaker 1: and she is obviously hold on a second, yeah, hold on,

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Speaker 1: doesn't get crazy, saying, she replied to their post on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: You said it, you bold wow? Sorry something. It's not

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Speaker 1: working that without anyway. So I'm brad at that sort

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Speaker 1: of thing. Yeah, all right, job lady. And that means

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Speaker 1: the I n N is done for the day. But

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Speaker 1: don't worry, we'll do it again same time. Money. I'm

582
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Speaker 1: not lose yoke job. You're about to lose. Nope, job,

583
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Speaker 1: you're about to lose yoke job. Nothing. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: did you guys hear about the lady in Tulsa who

585
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: has turned herself in? Commented on the police's Facebook page.

586
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Maybe we're calling that tomorrow. That was the

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Speaker 1: I n N. The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news the news. Tune in tomorrow same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Any days news The Jebil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil Phone frame mornings. It's one. Hello. Hi, my name

592
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Speaker 1: is Smitty. Um. You don't know me, But is this

593
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Speaker 1: Emily who is dating Dan? Um? Yes, it's Smitty. I

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't think I know who this is.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, you're you're you've just

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Speaker 1: started dating Dan? Yes? Yes I did, Yes, we we

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Speaker 1: we have just started dating. And okay, how long have

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Speaker 1: you guys been dating? We've I mean we've been dating

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Speaker 1: for a couple of months, so a couple of months.

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Speaker 1: And he hasn't told you about Smitty at all. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm Oh that hurts. You might know. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: new boyfriend, who you know? Is Dan? I know his dad.

603
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm his son, Smitty. We Dan had a son. Okay,

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00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: it sounds like we've both learned. We're both learning something here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that dad had a kid and that

606
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Speaker 1: kid is me Smitty? No, how old are you? Twenty seven? What?

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Speaker 1: All right? Twenty nine? I'm twenty nine. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: he never he didn't tell me this. Oh yeah, you're surprised. Hello,

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Speaker 1: imagine how surprised I am. I'm his son. I haven't

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Speaker 1: even seen the guy ever. We never even hung out.

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00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: And everybody he dates I try to call him. And

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Speaker 1: every time he gets a new girlfriend or you know,

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Speaker 1: he's had three wives now, every time he gets a

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Speaker 1: new girlfriend or a wife, I try to get ahold

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Speaker 1: of them to see if they can like connect us.

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Speaker 1: And so far, you're the first person that I've actually

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Speaker 1: talked to. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you

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Speaker 1: said he why this how he's been married? Um? Dad

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Speaker 1: has had three wives that I know of. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And the thing is I tried to get ahold of them.

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Speaker 1: I can never get ahold of them either. So you're

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Speaker 1: the first person I've actually got a hold of us.

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Speaker 1: So I was super excited because I would really like

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Speaker 1: to meet my dad. Well you've never met him? No? Never?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I need to go. I need,

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Speaker 1: I need, I need to call I need to call him.

627
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: Um okay, what do you well? Okay, No, can you

628
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: three away him with me because I want to talk

629
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: to you that No? No, no, I'm I am not

630
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: your mom. No you'n try call your real mom. Oh

631
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't know her either. Yeah. No, uh, raised by

632
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: the streets a bunch of people. I need, I need,

633
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: I need, I need to go. I need to call

634
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 1: what's wrong? I don't understand what's wrong? Mom? What? What

635
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: do you know? I am not your mom? And I

636
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: was like, what is wrong? Is that I have my due?

637
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: Boyfriend's adult son is calling me out of the blue

638
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: and then tells me that he has been married three

639
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: times before. And I did this just overwhelming for me?

640
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: So that is who is joking? What a jokes there? What? Yeah?

641
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: That's probably joking around, right. I mean that's pretty funny

642
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: to keep that a secret from someone for a while.

643
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't think that I love it at all? You know? No, No,

644
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't think that's funny because I need to call

645
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 1: him because he has some freaking explaining to do all

646
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: this stuff. He could explain it's the prank phone call.

647
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Maybe that would help. Wait, what Yeah, maybe he could

648
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: explain that this is actually Jewil from the Jewel Show

649
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your new boyfriend

650
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: Dan set you up. Wait, you're you're so you are

651
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: serious that this is not real? No, it's not real.

652
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't have an adult son named Smitty, and I

653
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 1: don't think he's been married before. He said that he

654
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: isn't really enjoyed getting to know you. Actually, oh my god,

655
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: you cannot imagine how relieved. What was the worst part

656
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: thinking that he'd been married three times or that I

657
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: was his son? I think yeah, I think the sun

658
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 1: might have been the worst part of that wake up

659
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say mornings on

660
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: the twenties the Jewil Show on demand first day follow up.

661
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Marco is on the phone right now for a first

662
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: day follow up, and apparently he did a bunch of summersaults.

663
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 1: Whoa on a first date, so it sounds like it's

664
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: probably pretty good. Jealous before we get to the Summersaults.

665
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: What's up, Marco? How are you? I'm doing okay? How

666
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: are you? Guys are telling you get too bad? So

667
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: you're not getting a call back from from what's her name? Kendra? Yep?

668
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you guys talk? Uh,

669
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: it's it's been a few days. It's been a few days, okay,

670
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: long enough to think that you're getting ghosted or a

671
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: few days meaning you're impatient. Well, the connection, the connection

672
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: I felt, you know that was originally there. It feels

673
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: like being ghosted, like impatience. No, Well, how many times

674
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: have you tried to reach out to her. Um, I

675
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: tried to reach out a handful. He's about five. Okay,

676
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: you're definitely being ghosted yea days, quite a lot and

677
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: not getting anything back at all. Nothing, nothing like radio silence.

678
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: What did you guys do for your date? We went

679
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: to a piece some place. We went to a pizza place. Man.

680
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: You know, we had you know, we had. I thought

681
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: it was a nice time, you know, I thought there

682
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: was connection there. And then um, you know, we uh

683
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: took a little walk around the park, you know, a

684
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: little stroll. I thought it was romantic in my eyes,

685
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: in my opinion, I thought it was romantic. The email

686
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: that you sent in was descriptive about it. Sounded like

687
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: you guys were just running around the park, like doing

688
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: somersaults and back flips and living, yeah, slipping sliding. Did

689
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: you slip inside? I don't know if you did or not.

690
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: But so we went to the parking and we were

691
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: walking around, taking in the you know, taking in everything

692
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: that the park had to offer. We were playing a

693
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: little hide and seek, you know, and you know, catching

694
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: kids and stuff like that, and I thought it was

695
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was one of catching kids,

696
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: you know, it's like grown up tag, you know. Right. Okay,

697
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: So we had to myce cream. We you know, we

698
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: talked about you know, our dreams, our you know, our

699
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: hopes are you know, the future. We talked about you know,

700
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: the universe. I mean, we had a real connection. We're

701
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: Did you meet her by the way, We met at

702
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: a wedding. Um, I was, I was. I was the

703
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: best man and she's cousin of the bride. So you know,

704
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: my friends were talking her up to me, and from

705
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: what I hear, you know, her friends were you know,

706
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: kind of laying a bug in her ear about me,

707
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: you know myself as well. So, um, you know I

708
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 1: got the courage up and I you know, I asked

709
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: her for a dance, and you know, we were just

710
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 1: hitting it off, you know, you know, straight through the reception,

711
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: and it seemed like, you know, like the night would

712
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: an end, and it was just it just seemed perfect.

713
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: You know, we exchanged numbers. Your email did say there

714
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: was an awkward situation though before we get there. How

715
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: did it end? Did you guys kiss and make plans

716
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: to go out again? Did it seem like you were

717
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: going to get another date? Yeah? Um, like nothing that

718
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: was out of the ordinary. So yeah, there was a kiss,

719
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: and it seemed like there was you know, plans to

720
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: have a future, you know, to see each other in

721
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: the future. And your email did say there was something

722
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: awkward that happened, and that's yeah, okay, what happened. I

723
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: had a little fall, I had a little mishap, so I,

724
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: um squatted down and my pants accidentally split. Yeah that's

725
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: not an idea. How bad? Uh? Well, to me, not

726
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: so bad, but I kind of like, go commando. That

727
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: probably wasn't a pretty sight, right, What did she say?

728
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: Was she laughing? Yeah? She she was laughing. I mean

729
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: it was it was like a laughable moment. So it

730
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: wasn't like I didn't feel embarrassed at first. How did

731
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: you deal with that? I mean, what did you do? Um?

732
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 1: I kind of like, you know, I kind of wrapped

733
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: it up and excuse myself and you know, told her,

734
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: you know how I contact her when I So you

735
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,959
Speaker 1: ended the day go back home, which I probably would

736
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: have done too if my pants had split on a

737
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: day unless it was going really well. Yeah. Well, I

738
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: mean hold on, did she kiss you off to you

739
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: split your pants? Yeah? Yes, yes, Well so she must

740
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: have well kind of you at least a little hard. Well,

741
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: do you think there's like anything else during your date

742
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: that could be the reason why she's not calling you back.

743
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: I honestly, I can't think of anything, honestly, right not

744
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: right now? All right, Well, I mean it sounds like

745
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: she liked you a lot, so we'll try to figure

746
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: it out. Maybe it was your pants plating. I doubt that,

747
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: but who knows. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it could be

748
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: awkward for somebody. But if she was, if she had

749
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: a good sense of humor about it, that's probably not it.

750
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song come back, and then

751
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: call her and see if we can figure it out

752
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Marco is on the phone. And he

753
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: met a woman named Kendra at a wedding, and he

754
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: said it was like a story book. He was the

755
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: best man, she was the cousin of the bride, and

756
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: they danced and they asked her for her phone number,

757
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: and then they went to the got pizza, and then

758
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: walked around the park and then did somersaults and ran

759
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: around and did all the fun things you can do

760
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: at a park. Sounds fun to me, And he ended

761
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: up ending the evening with a kiss they made plans

762
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: to go out again, but he has not heard from

763
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: her and he doesn't know what to do because he

764
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: it's obviously he's getting ghosted. He also said that there

765
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: was an awkward moment when he bent down and his

766
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: pants split, which really ended the date. His pants split,

767
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: and that's why the date ended, and so we're wondering

768
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: if it was the pants or something else. That's the

769
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: reason he's not getting out to call back, and we're

770
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: about to call her and find out right now. All right, Marco,

771
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, Hello him, I speak

772
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: to Kendra please. Yeah, this is Kendra, Kendra, how are you?

773
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: This is Jewel Fresh from the Jewel Show. This is

774
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,479
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh from the Jewel Show. This is English Evan

775
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. What is it again? The Jewel

776
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: Show is a radio show and oh yeah, radio show. Well,

777
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: we're calling you because we do a segment on our

778
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: show where if you go out on a date with

779
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: someone and then they don't call you back, you can

780
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: email us to get that person on the phone to

781
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: find out what happened. So we got an email about you.

782
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: You did, yes, and it's from a dude named Marco. Okay, okay,

783
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: and Marco emailed us because he said that he had

784
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: a really good time hanging out with you, but now

785
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: it's obvious that you're ghosting him and he doesn't know why,

786
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: and he would like to know why. Oh well, I mean,

787
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: would you like to tell us why? You probably wouldn't

788
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: like to. But honestly, I went on the date because

789
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: my friends and my family were pressuring me because I

790
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: broke up with my longtime boyfriends a couple of years

791
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: ago and I haven't been on many dates and they

792
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: just aren't like chomping at the bit for me to

793
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: go out. So just I met this guy at a

794
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: wedding and they were like, hey, he's cute, go out

795
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: with a Mississo it was like fine, finals I mean

796
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: it was it was it was okay. I just I

797
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: was just I'm just not ready. I'm not into him. Wow,

798
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: not ready? Okay, No, Well, how come you didn't just

799
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: tell him that instead I'm ghosting him? Uh? Well. There

800
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: was also a weird thing that happened. I mean, we

801
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: went to this pizza place and then we went to

802
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: the park afterwards. It were you know, around and just

803
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: doing weird stuff and all of a sudden his pants

804
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: split and I just yeah, I saw this harry butt,

805
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: and I just was like, yeah, I can't do this.

806
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: I just can't do this. And so you know, wait,

807
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: so just because of the hair on his harry but

808
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: you're not cooling him back? Oh? It was. It was

809
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: like a muppet. It was like yeah, And I was

810
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: just like, you know what, I no, no, And I

811
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: you know. He left soon after that, which was good

812
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: because I I was trying to figure out how the

813
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: heck I could get out of there, and he just

814
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: left it. I was like, okay, that's fine, this is over.

815
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't We're done, okay, and he goes commanded. You

816
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: guys wants just skid mocks everywhere. So it looks more

817
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: like he's wearing fur underwear, most of which is kind

818
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: of sex reay much, And I just you know, that's

819
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: it's not my type. But I mean that's something you

820
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: can change though, Like if you liked him enough, or

821
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: is it just a combination of the hairy butt and

822
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: then whatever else you felt about him? Exactly? It was

823
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: just a combination. It just he seems like a nice

824
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: enough guy. It's just not for me. All right. Let's

825
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: say he had a great personality, right, like everything you

826
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: like and I dude he had. Would you be okay

827
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: with a Harry butt? Then? Would you rub your fingers

828
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: through that hairy butt? You're making it sound so appealing.

829
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, like, yeah, like, could you look past

830
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: that if you actually did like him a lot? I mean,

831
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: if I did dig him a lot, then yeah, still

832
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: a question. I sounded like a no okay, but I

833
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 1: mean I really really have to click with him to

834
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: kind of get past the Harry butt. But yeah, okay, Well,

835
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: well good luck. Oh yeah, I should tell you too

836
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: that he's actually listening and wants to talk to you.

837
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: Oh really, m yeah, I mean, hey, Marco, Hey, it

838
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: sounds like you're felling down about your Harry button, don't man. Yeah,

839
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: you know, I could shave it. I think you should.

840
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: But it happens to a little guys you know. Well, yes,

841
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: you know it's it's it's natural. It's a natural thing.

842
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. But I didn't know you had that much

843
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: of a like issue with it. I don't, you know.

844
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: It's it's it's not the thought. It's just we didn't click, Marco.

845
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's not you're you're a great guy.

846
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: Just I don't think we're compatible. Well, it sounds like

847
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: it was more like superficial about the hair on my

848
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: body more than um. It feels like we clicked, though,

849
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,399
Speaker 1: I mean that's not what you were really leaning on.

850
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: Just now you were you you know you're saying it.

851
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: It's like the hair was just too much and if

852
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: you know, and I felt like we clicked and you,

853
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, it didn't seem like you that was

854
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: the real issue there. So what is it really? You know,

855
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: the hair is a little bit much, but you know,

856
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: for some people it might not be an issue. But honestly,

857
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: I honestly don't think we collect Marco. And I'm sorry,

858
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: but you want to date somebody who you click with

859
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: and that's just not me. Yeah. I think the hairy

860
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: butt was just the icing on the cake or the

861
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: hair on the butt, however you want to say it. Yeah, Kendra,

862
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: I do have to ask you, though, would you like

863
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: to go on another date with Marco? We'll pay for it,

864
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: not the waxing or the hair move, but we'll pay

865
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: for the date. We'll recommend that. No, what's happening? Hello? Hello?

866
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: Are you there? Hello? Yeah, I said no, no, okay, cool.

867
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I heard that right, even

868
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: though I've heard it every single time you said it.

869
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: So Marco, I'm sorry man, no second date for you.

870
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: It's okay. Are you sure because you sound pretty down

871
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: about it. Well, it has to be okay, you know

872
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: at this point. Yeah, well, I mean you could chase,

873
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: you could do that. Oh, I'll keep that in mind. Yeah,

874
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: maybe you're really attached to that hair. Well it's natural,

875
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: you know, it helps out with what giv me your

876
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: butt warm? Well, you know, thank you Kendra for you

877
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: know the time. But uh, you know, if things uh

878
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: turn all different, give me a call um good luck.

879
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, We're about to interview the

880
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: Tiger King Joe Exotic. That's right. I don't think he's

881
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 1: done an interview from prison at all. I also, I'm

882
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: kind of lying to you. It's a jewel show and

883
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: it is true. We're going to interview Joe Exotic, the

884
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: Tiger King. If you don't know who he is, then

885
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where you were during the pandemic. But

886
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 1: it was the biggest show on Netflix, The Tiger King,

887
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: and he's of course in prison for a very long

888
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: time for trying to have his nemesis Carol Baskin another

889
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: tiger person murdered, fascinated, fascinated, and we've decided to interview him,

890
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: except he doesn't know it yet. We've been saying that

891
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: we were going to do this forever, and we have

892
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: forgotten every single week that we said we're going to

893
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: do it. But it's time for Joe Exotics interview that

894
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't even know he has, because we're going to

895
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: write him a letter right now and then send it

896
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: to him and see what the answers are when we

897
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: get it back. Yeah, he actually responds the letters. He says,

898
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: I saw a video of something that he posted talking

899
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: about how he answers letters from Joel, so would be cool.

900
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: Text in right now four one o six one call

901
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: us eight at eight three four three one oh six one.

902
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: If you have a question for Joe Exotic, you can

903
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: ask it in our letter. He says. He answers every

904
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: single letter he gets, so we'll get it back and

905
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: then we'll have his part of the interview. But this

906
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: is the first part of our interview that Joe Exotic

907
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: doesn't even know he has yet. Here's how I think

908
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: we should start it something like, oh, why this Yeah,

909
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: dear Joe Exotic. Right, that's a good way to start

910
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: a letter. Okay, okay, very real, dear Joe Exotic. You

911
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: might be the tiger king and the king of whatever

912
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: cell block you're on, but you're also the king of

913
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: our hearts. Oh okay. And then interviews. Okay, so you

914
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: don't know us. Oh you don't know us dot dot

915
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: dot yet yet? Right? Does he will? Yeah? Because he will.

916
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: And then we'll just say, you know, my name is

917
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: Jebil Fresh, and then I'll say my name is Alex Rush.

918
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: I'll say my name is English Evan, and then we

919
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: should write, um follow us on social media at the

920
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: jewel show, at Jewel Fresh, at Evan in the radio,

921
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: I'll put the ads in there. I don't know if

922
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 1: he has social media in prison or not, but maybe

923
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: who knows, you know, throw it out there. So after that,

924
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: it's actually the first time we've done an interview with

925
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: someone that they didn't know they have. Okay, good, and

926
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: then I think we can get to the questions. Right, cool,

927
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: first question, you guys got a question from first question,

928
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: how you holding up? That's probably not well, probably answered

929
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: like I'm getting out soon, so it's fine. For each question,

930
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: we'll make it super simple for I'm gonna be first question,

931
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: second question, and then the question you recently got divorced.

932
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: Sorry to hear that, right, gotta be sensitive. But how's

933
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: dating life for you? Now? Oh? Yes, yes, and we'll

934
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: see how answers that. Probably like that. It's great. I'm

935
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: stuck in a sale with a bunch of men. Never

936
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: been better. This is our exclusive interview with Joe exactly

937
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: that he doesn't even know he has. We're writing him

938
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: a letter because he answers his letters in prison, so

939
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: we're asking him questions and we'll get the other side

940
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: of the interview whenever he sends a letter back to us.

941
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: I have a question. Would you hate us if we

942
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: were to tell you that we interviewed Carol Bath already

943
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: and we spoke to her on the phone, Well, that's

944
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: a good one. We could also mention to him as

945
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: well that we didn't like show any allegiance to her.

946
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin hung up on us because we started playing

947
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: Alex's rap when we freestyle Friday she did about Carol Baskin.

948
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: We started playing for her, and then the interview we

949
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: should do that. Um, Hey, Ashlyn, you got a question

950
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: for Joe Exotic. I want to know because we all

951
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: know he hates Carol Baskin, right, Like we all know that,

952
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: But I want to know if Carol had anything to

953
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: do with getting him out early. Oh oh, some funny

954
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: business going on. Yeah, I agree, Actually hears going on.

955
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: I agree because Carol, like she likes Cloud, she likes

956
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: to be in the media, and she you know what

957
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: else would give keep her in the news exactly. She

958
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: has to stay relevant and he kind of does too.

959
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: And like if she did have something to do with it,

960
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: like getting him out early, then that like immediately gets

961
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: the fall going back on to her and all of

962
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: the drama and the feuding and she loves that. Okay,

963
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: we'll put that in there, and I have a follow

964
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: up to that, Okay, and we'll put follow up in

965
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: it because it's an interview. That's what you do. Follow

966
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: up question Joe Exotic in our letter. If you get

967
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: out early and then Carol Baskin's current husband disappears, would

968
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: you marry Carol basking That's a good question, though I

969
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: didn't see that coming. It's a good question for him, right,

970
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be interesting to see what his answer is.

971
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: He just sends us a picture with a flipping the camera. Yeah,

972
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 1: all right, ask them. We'll get that question there for you,

973
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: so keep listening when we get the other side of

974
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: the interview from Joe Exotic, when we get the letter

975
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: back from prison. Okay, all right, I have a question

976
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: for Halloween, Joe, can Jubile dress up as you can

977
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: I dress up as Carol? And can Evan dress up

978
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: as Jeff low Jeff? If you don't know Jeff low Is,

979
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: just google it. My guys, ridiculous from the Tiger King. Yeah,

980
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: bought the t King's zoo after he went to prison,

981
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,240
Speaker 1: and the guys he's dipped it. Yeah, he's all dripped

982
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: in ed Hardy, the biggest d bag ever. You should

983
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: do that though, for Halloween. Text in four one six one.

984
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: Let us know if you have any questions for Joe

985
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: Exotic in his interview that he doesn't even know he has.

986
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: We're sending him a letter in prison because he answers

987
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: his mail in prison, and when we get it back,

988
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: we'll have the second side of the interview. Keep texting

989
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: because this letter is gonna be long. He's gotta know

990
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: where to go. He's got like twenty years. So we'll

991
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: keep We'll get your questions. We'll put him in our letter.

992
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: Keep texting in four on six one, calls up at

993
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one if you

994
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: have any questions for Joe Exotic. I think that was

995
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: a very successful interview with someone that they didn't even

996
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: know they had. We'll let you know when we get

997
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: a response from him. The Jubils Show on demand Jubils

998
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. I really could use the person that's

999
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: on the phone for a dirty little secret today right now, really,

1000
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: right now, who would be that they're here? Remember, if

1001
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: you want to tell us a dirty little secret, all

1002
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: you have to do is text in four one o

1003
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: six one and tell us that you have a secret.

1004
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: We'll let you say anything on the show, and you

1005
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: can feel free to say whatever you want. Because we

1006
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

1007
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

1008
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us their dirty little

1009
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: secret is breakfast burrito. Yeah it sounds good. I don't

1010
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: really like breakfast burritos. I know you don't. Yeah, Alex

1011
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: doesn't really like, I don't know why I love breakfast burritos.

1012
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: I love burritos anytime a day. Really, well, do you

1013
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: love yourself too? Yeah? No talking about breakfast breeds. Oh,

1014
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: do you love yourself breakfast brito? Oh? I agree with

1015
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:24,439
Speaker 1: you too, breakfast britos, breakfast bunch or dinner anytime? Well,

1016
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: breakfast brito. You have a dirty little secret to tell us?

1017
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: I do. It's the first time telling a secret, like

1018
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: the kind of overwhelming and exciting. It's an exciting secret.

1019
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: So that's probably not something you're ashamed of, because most

1020
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: people call it seems they're ashamed of, yeah, or like

1021
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: I get them in trouble. Yeah no, no, not ashamed,

1022
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: super excited. Okay. It involves uh, my parents telling my

1023
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: parents something. Okay, a secret you've been keeping from your parents.

1024
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: That's never good, I feel like, so I'm intrigue. Yeah,

1025
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: what's a good secret that you're keeping from your parents?

1026
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: It changes, It gives their name, their name, a new edition.

1027
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: They get to be called something for the first time.

1028
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: Their name, a new edition, the name, a new edition,

1029
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: they get to be called something. Are they are they

1030
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: changing their name? And like you're gonna I don't know.

1031
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Yeah, it's like a riddle. I'm trying to

1032
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: figure out. It's like, give us another hint. Yeah, trying

1033
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: to figure it out. Okay, Um, they're going to have

1034
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: someone new to play with and take care of it.

1035
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: Oh you're pregnant. Yeah, that would have taken me a

1036
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: long time to still get that one. Alex got that

1037
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: right away. I was still like, huh, who to play with? What? So,

1038
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: you're pregnant. That's awesome, that's your secret. I am. I

1039
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: am for the first time two months. All. Congratulations, that's

1040
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: super exciting. So so you haven't told your parents yet?

1041
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Speaker 1: Are you planning on too soon? Yeah? You know, we've

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00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: just been making sure we're ready, just to make sure

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Speaker 1: everything's okay. So I think be great. I think you

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Speaker 1: should keep it at dirty little secret for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I can tell the kids thirteen, Wait until they are like, wait,

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Speaker 1: are you yeah? Are you just? Are you? Are you pregnant? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait until you really start showing, and then wait for

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Speaker 1: them to ask you if you're pregnant and they get

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00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: really offended, and to tell them that you gained weight

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Speaker 1: and yeah I'm bloated. Yeah, I can't tell you how

1051
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: many times did that happen before I was pregnant? Anyways,

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Speaker 1: it's like random people's favorite thing to ask. I'm like

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Speaker 1: that river, never ever ask a person then, unless that

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Speaker 1: baby is coming out between their legs. I truly never

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Speaker 1: understand why people feel that's okay to strangers. I've seen

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00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: that happen. I was to the grocery store one time

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Speaker 1: in the checkout aisle and there was a woman in

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Speaker 1: front of me who I know clearly wasn't pregnant. It

1059
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Speaker 1: shouldn't look pregnant to me at all, but the checker

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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, when are you do that's

1061
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 1: weird and her face. I felt so bad for her,

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Speaker 1: and it's so two because she was just like, no,

1063
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Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant at all. And then the next like

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Speaker 1: five minutes watching the checker try to ring her up

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Speaker 1: was such an awkward experience. Yeah, you definitely don't ask,

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Speaker 1: because I mean, women can get super bloated, and you know,

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Speaker 1: from morning to night, one one day from another. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so yeah, you just never don't want to comment.

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Speaker 1: People ask me once and I was like, no, it's

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Speaker 1: a pizza baby. I'm so hesitant of stuff like that

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Speaker 1: to offend people like that, like if I meant people. Also,

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Speaker 1: I'm not very I'm bad at small talking, being conversational

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Speaker 1: in person anyway. But I don't even think if I

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Speaker 1: were a doctor in the maternity ward and if someone

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Speaker 1: was actually giving birth, I don't think I feel cold.

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Speaker 1: Will be like, oh, you're pregnant. Cool. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: good point, because it's very awkward. Even if you can

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00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: tell they're totally pregnant about to pop, it's just still awkward.

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Speaker 1: You can't bring up I don't know it. Well, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: that's actually a very nice dirty little secret. Normally we

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Speaker 1: don't get those. Yeah. Well, you know, dirty things led

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Speaker 1: to the good secret, so that's well, get ready for

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Speaker 1: some more dirty things the future. Yeah, it's always fun

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Speaker 1: to practice having kids. Okay, thanks so much. To have

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Speaker 1: a good day. What's your dirty little secret? The Jebel

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