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Speaker 3: What happened on the first date that made you realize

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Speaker 3: there won't be a second?

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Speaker 2: I really want to find out.

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Speaker 3: No advantage five seven nine says this unfortunately will get buried.

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Speaker 2: No it won't.

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Speaker 3: But we were supposed to meet in an art gallery.

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Speaker 2: That's a nice date.

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Speaker 3: That was where I had a first date once, gorgeous

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Speaker 3: place in Vienna summer. I'm there, he doesn't show. I'm

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Speaker 3: bummed and walk around checking out the art and then

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Speaker 3: get a drink outside Lush So Lush, I had texted

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Speaker 3: him while still in the art gallery. I take it

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Speaker 3: you're not coming anymore, he replied, while I was having

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Speaker 3: a drink at the nearby outside bar cafe.

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Speaker 2: I was there.

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Speaker 3: You looked at the photography and the longest and then

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Speaker 3: you really liked the sculpture with the plastic bubbles. I'm

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Speaker 3: the security guy watching the security cameras. Why what, I

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Speaker 3: just wanted to watch a little bit first before we

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Speaker 3: actually meet. My shift ends in half an hour. Fancy

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Speaker 3: a drink? You're still nearby?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Terrifying? Iran? Effing Iran? What are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What even is that?

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Speaker 2: Thanks? Insane? This episode is a little different.

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Speaker 3: We're reading crazy first date stories from a special Reddit

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Speaker 3: thread and from you guys. If you have any insane

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Speaker 3: date stories, please please please add them to this video below.

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Speaker 3: I'm Sophia, I'm Angie, I'm Riley, And here's the next one.

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Speaker 3: But on the first one, yeah, how isn't sure if

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Speaker 2: Be able to talk?

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Speaker 1: Is he trying to do like the double O seven?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm spying on you. That's kind of hot, right.

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Speaker 3: It's like I was watching you that whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were wearing a pink dress.

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Speaker 3: You looked beautiful, right, And he's like, that's not not

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Speaker 3: doing what you think it's doing just admiring you from afar,

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Speaker 3: it's just stalking you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's creepy.

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Speaker 2: It's very creepy.

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Speaker 1: Have great first impression.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be like going to the manager, right

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Speaker 3: and saying, excuse me, Yeah, your security guard is a weirdo.

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Speaker 2: He's inviting dates to his workplace, so he could watch

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Speaker 2: them through security cameras, which probably means that he's not

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Speaker 2: actually doing his job and looking for threats. Yea, monitoring

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Speaker 2: dates and it's like an abuse of power at that point.

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Speaker 1: Totally totally sorry, real bock angie. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: come do this so you can eat? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll just keep switching off.

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Speaker 3: Here is the next one. Hippie man says he got

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Speaker 3: arrested a medic guy on a holiday when I was sixteen.

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Speaker 3: He lived quite close to me at home, so we

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Speaker 2: Up and go to the pictures the pictures. Ooh, little

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Speaker 1: I bet you guys played a nickel to go.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I bet you got I got some candy

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Speaker 3: that was only a dime. Double dated with his friend

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Speaker 3: and my sister gets to the cinema and the boys

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Speaker 3: always forget which one's right. Gets to the cinema and

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Speaker 3: All good film starts and as the boys were coming

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Speaker 3: back in security drag them out. What apparently they mugged

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Speaker 3: some guy in the toilets. What but the pictures were

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Speaker 1: They had to like, they're probably gonna they're thinking, oh,

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Speaker 1: We need money for this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, hey, dude, they're they're they're at the

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Speaker 3: And they're like, no, you don't understand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got drinks that paid for it.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be at least two nickels, right, and then

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Speaker 3: we have to I don't know, pay for transportation because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you look like you got a dollar on you man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're like, give me a lunch money. And

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Speaker 2: then they picked him up by the ankles and shook

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Speaker 3: My last side of him was him getting into a

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Speaker 2: We didn't have a date.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense, makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Why you wouldn't have a second date if you.

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Speaker 1: Really liked him, You don't you know what if you

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Speaker 1: were a good date, you would have belled him out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it only cost I don't know a quarter probably.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't have a quarter, you just give

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Speaker 1: up some of your land. That's how you can bel

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Speaker 3: You can give up some of your land. M that

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Speaker 3: seems like a bad deal.

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Speaker 1: Well that's like I forget what it is. But like

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Speaker 1: if they fail not guilty, you'll get your land back.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice. So it's like a deposit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah good.

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Speaker 2: Hey can I come to the Can I get that

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Speaker 3: Key Tiger eighteen forty eight says talking to a guy

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Speaker 3: for Ages, it's midnight, and he says he just has

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Speaker 3: to see me right now, Oh Romant. I met him

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Speaker 3: I thought we were just gonna talk, but instead his

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Speaker 3: into nowhere are you being kidnapped?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? It sounds like it.

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Speaker 3: He then stops about an hour away on a remote

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Speaker 3: it's me that is putting messages about him on TV

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Speaker 3: and the radio. Also something about me controlling all the

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Speaker 3: drones following him. I think this man is a paranoid

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Speaker 3: schizophrenic cauz. That's very intense and obviously not true.

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Speaker 1: Dang, and you really you can't really figure that out

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Speaker 1: over texting.

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Speaker 3: No, no, unless he's texting, He's like, yeap, these people

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Speaker 3: won't stop following me, man, like they're obsessed with me.

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Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, that's really weird. He's like yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean they're literally in my house. She's like, uh,

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Speaker 1: That's a new one. Wow, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: I convinced him I needed dupee and ran off into

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Speaker 2: Terrifying.

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Speaker 1: He knew that, yeah, absolutely, because he knows the maps.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got like a printed help. Yeah, that's very scary.

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Speaker 2: And I'm glad you're okay.

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Speaker 1: And you get in the door like with no door handles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the second you get in there, that's

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Speaker 3: you immediately know. You immediately know what I've gotten into.

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Speaker 3: And then you just have to go on that car

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Speaker 2: Scary.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, on Angie and I's first day. I did

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Speaker 2: And I said no, and I drove to our date

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Speaker 2: because that's what you're supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: But we met beforehand. It wasn't like that was our

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: I think it's not like crazy too, like if you've

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Speaker 2: To meet on the first date.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in public place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Please don't get into random people's car, even

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Speaker 2: if you've been talking to them for a while over text.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, at least one meetup. I would say, at least.

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Speaker 1: We went to the second place in my car.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but we did. I eventually got in your car,

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Speaker 2: which is like usually against my first date rules.

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Speaker 1: But dude, I'm on a podcast.

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Speaker 2: You can also you get like a gut yeah instinct.

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Speaker 1: Also you can find me on a podcast. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: much of a general I am. And we met beforehand. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Always give whoever my friends you know, the name of

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Speaker 3: the person where I'm going, Like Riley, I did this

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Speaker 3: If they if I get kidnapped.

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Speaker 2: Help. Yeah, I think I had my location shared with

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Speaker 2: which I still think is true, even if someone thinks

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Speaker 1: But you were prepared.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did have a knife on me.

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Speaker 3: We have another story from laugh Giggler, who says it

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Speaker 3: he asked where I'd found parking. I pointed in the

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Speaker 2: Right next to the bars.

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Speaker 1: Is He like, is he showing off dragging right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm better than you.

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Speaker 3: He's like, Yeah, I'm a future resident, No big deal,

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Speaker 1: How was that gonna press someone?

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Speaker 3: I warned him quickly that it's probably not a good idea.

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Speaker 3: He spent the rest of the encounter calling me a

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Speaker 3: goody two shoes and teasing me for following rules. Oh wait,

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Speaker 3: so he does. He's not a future resident. He was

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Speaker 3: just like, Yeah, I'm gonna park in the future resident.

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Speaker 1: Parking and not wanting to get your car towed makes

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Speaker 1: you goody two shoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: That'd be like someone coming here and us being like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you should find a parking pass in your car, and

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Speaker 3: they're like, goody t shoes. You guys always put parking

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Speaker 3: passes in your car. Meanwhile, bar Trivia, he looked everything

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Speaker 3: Why are you leaving at.

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Speaker 1: Trivia's not fun?

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Speaker 3: You're so boring.

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Speaker 1: This is literally an energy vampire. He sucked the life

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Speaker 1: out of two things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just cheat, Like it's not like there are

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Speaker 3: It's him his car was towed. Oh that's karma.

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Speaker 2: That's karma for such a bad boy. Aren't you getting

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Speaker 3: There was no second date or anything after. Yeah, getting

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Speaker 1: That is embarrassing, Yeah, because that could have been so

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Speaker 1: fun bart trivia. You get to know, Oh you know

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Speaker 3: I love that all of that jazz could have been fun,

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Speaker 1: I am going to ask each one of you pretty soon,

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Speaker 1: what was your weirdest first date.

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Speaker 1: I've never had like a worse one, but I've had

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Speaker 2: But I've got like a weird ish like it's eh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hmmm, hmmm. I once once to this like German

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty weird. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: What were you doing at a German restaurant?

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Speaker 1: I was like there was the only place between her

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Speaker 2: Yeah, German restaurant, Yeah it was. It was really I

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Speaker 2: I actually had someone suggest a German restaurant. Thank god

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Speaker 2: you didn't go. Yeah, right, I'm dodged a bull of there.

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Speaker 1: Well, that person that I almost went a date with

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Speaker 2: Well I think she actually called out sick from her

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Speaker 4: That's what I heard about that girl that you would have.

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Speaker 2: My hair was white pink.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, this like a negotiation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, you can't even think about going on

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Speaker 3: ten facts about Mesopotamia. At least have ten different parallel

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Speaker 3: parking masters. Oh yeah, like really good at parallel parking,

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Speaker 2: Well, you only wear running shoes. You never know when

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Speaker 3: Okay, you hate German restaurants.

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Speaker 1: There is someone like that out there.

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Speaker 2: I know there's got to be someone. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: Boom that to date, Sofia, that's what you have to do.

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Speaker 2: That's not my rules to be here.

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Speaker 1: They seem pretty curated.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, they were on the fly. They were on

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Speaker 3: But uh, let's see what this guy's rules are. So

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Speaker 3: my hair was pink. I have facial piercings, and I

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Speaker 2: We had even met.

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Speaker 3: At a gothic industrial night at a local nightclub. So

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Speaker 3: the list dye my hair and natural color, remove all

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Speaker 2: Why did you even ask her out?

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Speaker 1: This is like genuinely going to a Mexican restaurant and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, wait, you guys, you have Mexican food here?

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Speaker 2: I don't. I'm confused. Yeah, can I get that with

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Speaker 2: And can I get that with a burger with buns

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Speaker 2: with French fries? That doesn't make any sense. This all

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Speaker 2: needed to be done in order for him to be

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Speaker 3: My immediate reaction, as a lonely young girl was to

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Speaker 1: You don't even know. There were so many guys out

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Speaker 3: Let's go back to the gothic nightclub or whatever. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Or go to like a blue collared guy's job and

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Speaker 1: ask one of those guys, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I need help with a wall.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I need help building a wall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah easy, yeah, that because in my mind he must

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Speaker 3: local goth club. But then it hit me just how

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Speaker 3: So I very aggressively told him no and asked why

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Speaker 3: blocked him, realizing there wouldn't even be a first date.

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Speaker 3: Fair good on uop. Stand strong to who you are.

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Speaker 3: Don't let anyone change you, especially not on a first dates.

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Speaker 1: Like testing how far this swoman would go for me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Literally, it feels like it feels like he's pulling the

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Speaker 3: old God Abraham moment.

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Speaker 2: You know what, God Abraham moment?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, where God's like, hey, Abraham, I'm alive

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Speaker 3: your son. Abraham's like whoa, that's crazy okay, and God's

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Speaker 3: like whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I was just kiddingfice. But they know each other more

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they weren't even strangers.

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Speaker 1: They had so much more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, God, was chill like that Java Fiend fifty three says.

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Speaker 3: For dinner, he drove us to his mom's house, opened

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Speaker 3: to make is something to eat?

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Speaker 1: No, what is it?

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Speaker 2: To his mom's house?

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Speaker 1: Can you make me something?

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Speaker 2: He's uh, my mom my, mommy has like sandwich materials.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even go to his house.

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Speaker 3: Was mom's house. That's so embarrassing. He's like, my mom

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Speaker 3: is really good, angry?

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Speaker 1: What does his mom think of this? Is this just

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Speaker 1: something that always happens? Oh, you have a random girl

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Speaker 2: Yeah, She's mom is actually like Gordon Ramsay and this

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Speaker 2: is actually like, uh, what's the show that he does?

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Speaker 1: The Hell's Kitchen?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hell's Kitchen. He's like, all right, chefs, it's like

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Speaker 3: six other people are there. You're going to be using

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Speaker 1: Oh, go Hell's kitchen.

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Speaker 2: X chopped, Yeah, chopped, that's what I was thinking of.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's actually chopped.

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Speaker 3: I think you could go farrope if you just tried

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Speaker 3: just give it, give it the old college, do it. No,

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Speaker 3: you hi at tokey Doki. That's a fun name, says

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Speaker 3: When I was living in Chicago, I went on a

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Speaker 3: because she's taking comedy classes.

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Speaker 1: What I think in comedy classes, that's the first thing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, They're like, hey, don't do anything that's gonna like

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Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, no, no, no, I get the N

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Speaker 2: word pass because I do improv. Yeah. I did it

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Speaker 3: He's like, hey, you can't say that. She's like, uh yes,

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Speaker 2: But uh ope, contin news. That was the moment I

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Speaker 3: But we got another story from Throwaway your TV. No,

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Speaker 3: I worked at back in the early two thousand talked

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Speaker 3: me into a rainbow vacuum sales pitch at my apartment.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: I actually loved rainbows because my grandma had one and

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Speaker 3: dropping fifteen hundred dollars on a vacuum time out fifteen

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Speaker 1: Your grandma has a rainbow, like a rainbow vacuum what

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Speaker 1: random rainbow rainbow a rainbow.

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Speaker 3: She just has a rainbow in her apartment, my rainbow

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Speaker 3: in my pot of gold. I am assuming it's a brand.

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Speaker 3: But that's kind of crazy to me because to my knowledge,

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Speaker 3: even either I think dysons are either around that or

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Speaker 2: There must be the real deal then, I think dysons

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Speaker 2: tend to be like how much is a rainbow? How

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Speaker 2: much is a dicon? I want to know. Rainbow cleaning system. Okay, wait, wait, okay,

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Speaker 2: hang on, this is gonna take too long. There is

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Speaker 2: a refurbished Rainbow Genuine E Series E two Blue two

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Speaker 2: speed vacuum cleaner bagless canister with something for a thousand

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Speaker 3: Refurbished Jang Dang Dang Dang, and Jellyba says dicens were

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Speaker 3: not around. Yeah, but like I just met, like to Mia,

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Speaker 3: Dyson is one of the best the more high end

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Speaker 2: I think less than that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you got a vacuum salesman's knocking on your door.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so he says he convinceds Op to drop fifteen

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars on this vacuum, which the rep came to

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Speaker 3: get back the next day after my credit check. He

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Speaker 3: called me a couple of days later, it apologized for

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Speaker 3: the sales pitch and said that he felt bad but

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Speaker 2: Asked me out.

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Speaker 3: Not really my type and probably in his mid thirties

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Speaker 3: at the time. I was twenty one and stupid and naive.

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Speaker 3: Also autistic but no idea at the time, bad with

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Speaker 3: social cues and all of that. Agreed to the date,

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Speaker 3: but then it ended up being eating pizza and watching

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Speaker 1: Dude, he won, he got.

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Speaker 3: That's not like a like compared to the dates that we've.

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Speaker 1: Heard of, this isn't bad.

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Speaker 2: Well, the worst one, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I think this is the worst one. She lost.

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Speaker 2: She lost fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Hundred dollars for a vacuum, yeah, and went to his apartment,

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Speaker 1: eat pizza and watter movie.

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00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

448
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,320
Speaker 3: Like, she just spent fifteen hundreds and fifteen hundred and

449
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,160
Speaker 3: he can't even like shell out.

450
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Updated price It says that Ramo vacuum prices

451
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:23,720
Speaker 2: typically ranged from about fifteen hundred dollars to over three thousands.

452
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, what is so great about this vacuum?

453
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,960
Speaker 1: Can it vacuum anything?

454
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,640
Speaker 2: Let's call up this guy and then give us the please.

455
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,560
Speaker 3: I cannot remember what movie he said we were going

456
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 3: to watch, but when I got there, it was taking

457
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,920
Speaker 3: baked Pizza and South Park Bigger, Longer, uncut, which is

458
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,399
Speaker 3: fine if we were really vibing, and that's what we

459
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 3: agreed on. I just had a moment sitting on at

460
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,760
Speaker 3: one end of his couch eating taking baked pizza off

461
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,159
Speaker 3: a paper plate, watching South Park and realizing that I

462
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,000
Speaker 3: was in a strange man's apartment with him inching closer

463
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,159
Speaker 3: on the South and he was a grown butt man

464
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,720
Speaker 3: who was running the state like an.

465
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,560
Speaker 2: Effing teenager, and holy crap, he's getting even closer.

466
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,600
Speaker 3: What the f am I going to do about this? Well,

467
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 3: fortunately for me, sometimes uh Ope thinks ahead. And I

468
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 3: happened to have a friend with a cell.

469
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,640
Speaker 2: Phone back then.

470
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 3: I had him loan me his phone and told him

471
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,040
Speaker 3: to call me at a pre arranged time to check

472
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 3: on me.

473
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,439
Speaker 2: Good ideopie, that's smart.

474
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,360
Speaker 1: That smart.

475
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,639
Speaker 3: If I was having a good time, I'd play like

476
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 3: everything was cool. If I wanted out, I would pretend

477
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,159
Speaker 3: he was having a closing emergency at work and needed

478
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 3: me to go in and help. I was so relieved

479
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 3: when that giant brick of a cell phone rang so

480
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,880
Speaker 3: loud and scared homeboy into jumping back onto his side

481
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,119
Speaker 3: of the couch. I took the call, faked the emergency,

482
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,719
Speaker 3: walked out, and never accepted another one of his calls.

483
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 2: Do you still have the vacuum though?

484
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,399
Speaker 3: I think so, because if you spent fifteen hundred dollars

485
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 3: on this vacuum, it better lasts thirty years.

486
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 1: You better be passing it down to your grandchildren.

487
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is an heirloom. It does say a lifespan

488
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 2: is fifteen plus years on the okay, better be well

489
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 2: freaking better, Ben.

490
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 1: If you oil it and take good care of it,

491
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: you could probably it could last your whole lifetime.

492
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 2: I guess it says that it's better for allergens because

493
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 2: I guess they use like water to mix in there,

494
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 2: So it's like, well, maybe that's why it's called the

495
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 2: rainbow yeah, maybe it is collects like the dust instead

496
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 2: of it being like airborne. I guess.

497
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to stop sponsoring these people.

498
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 2: So here's the pitch oh oh joking question for everyone.

499
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 1: How many days do you go on before you do

500
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,960
Speaker 1: an apartment date or like a house date. I say three.

501
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: You got to meet out each other outside in public

502
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 1: at least three times.

503
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,199
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I just think you have to.

504
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 3: For me, it depends, but I think you just have

505
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 3: to meet them outside of the apartment.

506
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

507
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 2: I think it's not recommended to go to their place

508
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,119
Speaker 2: on the first day. I have done that.

509
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 3: I've done that, but I haven't done it like first,

510
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 3: you know, like the first thing we do on the day. Yeah,

511
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 3: Like I feel like, don't do like, don't meet at

512
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 3: your house or the half of their house as the

513
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 3: first thing you do on that.

514
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 2: I think I went to your house like on our

515
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: second date.

516
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 1: Well, we met each other two times outside of that, that.

517
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: Is true, so yeah, around then.

518
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: And then we met a basketball court, which was the

519
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 1: third and then we went to my place.

520
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, the same day that I went to your place.

521
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 2: You also have roommates so too.

522
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't like cool.

523
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're great. Cool.

524
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 1: They liked you way better than the other girls I brought.

525
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 3: I didn't know the other girls, that is true. Like

526
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 3: you brought like one person over, I didn't know any

527
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 3: of them.

528
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: That is true.

529
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah see see yeah, okay, all right, you.

530
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 1: Were the favorite. That's what I'm trying to say.

531
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 2: I'll take it.

532
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 1: They love you so much they brought you on the pod.

533
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we eventually got there. Yeah. How many dates would

534
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: you go on before letting them on your podcast?

535
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 3: I feel like they have to be like official.

536
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. People do say they that the vacuum does suck

537
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: very well, so I might be looking into that.

538
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 2: Oh for what reason?

539
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: I just need to get back.

540
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: You feel in too dirty.

541
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 3: But we've got a new question for Yah. What's the

542
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 3: most disturbing thing you learned about someone on the first date?

543
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: Oh? I have one. It wasn't that disturbing, but yeah.

544
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 3: I went on the first Tinder date that I ever

545
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 3: went on, one of like three Tinder dates that I've

546
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 3: ever been on my life.

547
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: Uh.

548
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 3: It was with this guy in college and we met

549
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 3: up and like walked around the beach in San Diego,

550
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 3: and I was kind of just facilitating all of the

551
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 3: conversation and like he wasn't really engaging that much. Seems like, yeah, well,

552
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 3: it just seemed like shy and didn't know how to

553
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 3: be funny, how to talk to women, I guess so,

554
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 3: and like we ended up like sitting like by the

555
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 3: beach and we were like chatting and stuff, and then

556
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 3: like out of nowhere, he's like, oh, yeah, like my

557
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 3: dad cheated on my mom and then went to the

558
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 3: Philippines And I just found out recently that I have

559
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 3: a half sister and didn't know about this for ten

560
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 3: years and we just found out that my dad cheated

561
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 3: like last year.

562
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

563
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 2: I was like just went straight up trauma dump.

564
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, this is terrible.

565
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: When do you trauma dump? It took me like three

566
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: months before.

567
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: Now the first date. How long did it take me

568
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: till I trauma? I feel like it was way earlier

569
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: than three months.

570
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: No, it was way earlier.

571
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 2: No, you were like, I definitely trauma dumps before I

572
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: said I love you, and I said I love you

573
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 2: more than three months or about three months?

574
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: What about you, Sophie? Trauma dumped?

575
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: Yet, Honestly, I think I like pre trauma dumped because

576
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 3: I was friends with my boyfriend before, and so he

577
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 3: just knew all of my relationship trauma because we would

578
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 3: talk about it to each other.

579
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: What guys, what are you trauma dump when it's like

580
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: a good time? But anyway, sorry Angie, when did I

581
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: trauma dump? Did I ever?

582
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Actually I think I think you did. I think

583
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 2: you told me about things like within the first like

584
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: few weeks, but it wasn't like terrible. You just like

585
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 2: casually said some things and I was like, okay.

586
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: Which one shocks you the most?

587
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: Do you want me to say it? I'm not gonna

588
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: say it. I'm not I don't want to say it.

589
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I is it about my extra was it

590
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: about uh my family?

591
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 2: Family?

592
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: Oh? I've said all this stuff all the time.

593
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to say it just in case.

594
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,479
Speaker 2: But I think like I asked you more about stuff

595
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 2: like maybe like yeah, okay, he said that very casually,

596
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you say that very casually?

597
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 2: Which is I mean?

598
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: Like, and that's how my parents told me about it,

599
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 1: like it was no big deal in front of everyone

600
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: in the freaking youth group.

601
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 2: That's so funny.

602
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,239
Speaker 1: Didn't tell me before they told me there as they

603
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: were giving their testimonies.

604
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 2: Okay, my dad used to sell drugs, and everybody like

605
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 2: this is fine, man, But I've.

606
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,640
Speaker 3: Got another story. Yeah about just sturbing things.

607
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, real quick. Kamara says it took her eight

608
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: years to trauma dump on their houseband.

609
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 2: Held everything in very depressive.

610
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: Does someone else say anything, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm

611
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: really curious on this one.

612
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 2: And marriage him. Yeah, okay, keeping things up with everybody?

613
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: What else? What else?

614
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 3: Uh So it sounds like my first day in college too.

615
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 3: He trauma dumped about his piano teacher who kissed him

616
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 3: when he was a kid, and the teacher was probably

617
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 3: an adult. Oh my goodness, that's trauma for you.

618
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: That's awful fun.

619
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: But we've got another story. Keep O Baker says a

620
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 3: regular at a bar I went to was clearly into me.

621
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 3: We had similar interests, so eventually we went home after

622
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 3: last call one night. He told me the next day

623
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 3: he was homeless and was at the bar so much

624
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 3: because he did odd jobs.

625
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,479
Speaker 2: In exchange for drinks.

626
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 3: He was persistent in asking what I was doing that day,

627
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: and I said I was seeing some friends to watch

628
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 3: the Eagles game. He found out where I was, and

629
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 3: proceeded to ask if we were in a relationship. I

630
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: said no, and he sent me a bunch of life

631
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 3: long winded messages about how he thought he loved me.

632
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: But I'm clearly just like other girls.

633
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh, stop saying that. Guy, stop saying that.

634
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 3: And a witch who broke his heart. Dude, you don't

635
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 3: even know this girl. You met her at a bar,

636
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: but he bought her drinks. You know how many odd

637
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 3: jobs he had to do to get her drink? Can

638
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 3: get heard and he's like, I had to I don't know,

639
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 3: clean the bathroom a couple times.

640
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: You can't eat his drink, You're welcome.

641
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: I had to clean so many tables. Yeah, you don't

642
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: even understand.

643
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 3: I had to bring some of these drinks to other people.

644
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: I learned this months later, But apparently he was trying

645
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 3: to get all the other regulars to talk to me

646
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: for him after I blocked him. He truly didn't understand

647
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 3: how creepy and fixated he came off. I literally had

648
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 3: nightmares about him showing up to my apartment since he

649
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 3: knew where I lived. WHOA, yikes, that is pretty disturbing.

650
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I see computer poop says. We

651
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 3: were at a bar having drinks. They all start at bars.

652
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: She told me she was having problems with her ex

653
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: because he kept stalking her. She said it wasn't really

654
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: his fault because she is a wicked and she cast

655
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 3: a love spell on him last year and he can't

656
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 3: resist her.

657
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just think he's a creep.

658
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: It's not his fault. He's a creep. I made him

659
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: that way.

660
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Can you really do that?

661
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: I don't.

662
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: That's not my belief system.

663
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: But it is up to believe as I mean, it

664
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: would help, like, you know, not feels like he's a creep.

665
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, oh, this is my fault.

666
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you should put that on you.

667
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: Girl, You can break the spell. If you put a

668
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: spell on someone, you could definitely break it. That's how

669
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: Shrek goes on. That's how. Yeah, a lot of spells

670
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah. Yeah.

671
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: She told me the love spell was a potion she

672
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Speaker 3: made by slipping certain ingredients into his wine.

673
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: Well, so that's okay.

674
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: It sounds like you you drug someone.

675
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: That's not a spell. That sounds like you drug someone literally.

676
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, you Bill caused me.

677
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 2: This guy one of these ingredients was her own menstrual blood.

678
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well what going on now?

679
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: That's it?

680
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: I see and and we'll see you tomorrow. She put

681
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 3: period blood in this dude's drink. She was fine with that.

682
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 3: She was just upset that she couldn't figure out the

683
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: counter spell to get him to stop loving her.

684
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why is he so into her? Because

685
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: he is? The spell?

686
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: Is the spell?

687
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 2: Dude? I guess it's the drugs.

688
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: I was more than a little weirded out by this,

689
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 3: as she had several opportunities to slip something in my drink.

690
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: Should she have so wished, I waited a few minutes,

691
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: excuse myself from the bathroom, and left via the back door.

692
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: I would be I don't know, I'd be like I

693
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: would see something and say something, yeah, try to slip

694
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: out of the back door, and then also tell all

695
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: of the waiters. I agree.

696
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this person might have or have already slip something

697
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: in someone's drink. Watch out for this person. I would

698
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: absolutely be reporting her.

699
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: Dude. What terrifying.

700
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think of the counter spell for this.

701
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: What's the opposite of min strul blood? What's the opposite

702
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: of blood? Water. What's the opposite of minstrel man man sweat.

703
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: I think this guy needs man sweat in order to

704
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: he's got to.

705
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: Drink a portion of man sweat because dance is really hard.

706
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 2: And then he just like licks his hear me out,

707
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: hear me out.

708
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: If he's heterosexual, then if you counter it with a

709
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: little bit of homosexualness, man sweat, so a gay man sweat.

710
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: So if he licks another gay man, he's good.

711
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: Well it has been his wine or his beer, because

712
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: that's the opposite of wine. Okay, or grape juice. I

713
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: guess grape juice is the opposite of wine because.

714
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: Wine it's just fermented.

715
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,680
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Speaker 3: Well that was just crap, says three very casual meeting

719
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: for coffee dates. While getting to know one another, he

720
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: throws out the question, what's something about.

721
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: You that no one was spector guests?

722
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: Okay, cute Cute.

723
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 3: Answered and asked him to answer the same. He very

724
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: quickly and nonchalantly says, I have four kids, technically six.

725
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: I don't have custody or visitations with any of them.

726
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: I miss them sometimes, So you're a bad dad to

727
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: four to six kids technically, yeah, four technically six?

728
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 3: What is the technically?

729
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: And we don't even know how many there are.

730
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: And I don't see them or visit I have four

731
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: or six and I don't see them times.

732
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Also, I like that he prompted that conversation.

733
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 2: He's like, what's something that like no one would ever guess?

734
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got an answer, I know.

735
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: He's just like waiting to use that meme. That's like

736
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: the guy drawn in the corner in a party, and

737
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,239
Speaker 2: he's just like, no one here knows that I have

738
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: four to six to sometimes I sometimes miss.

739
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: Them, maybe six?

740
00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 2: Maybe who's to say, oh my gosh, okay, I don't.

741
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 3: Know, oh it instead of no one knows, I don't

742
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 3: know how many kids?

743
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah right.

744
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 3: He had the state step in and take all of

745
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: his kids while he was with two different women. He

746
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: considered the two kids taken into state custody as not

747
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 3: really his kids anymore because he doesn't have any chance

748
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 3: of seeing them. Yeah, it doesn't count if I can

749
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 3: never have access to them anymore.

750
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, the government said no, so they're not my kids.

751
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: That is not the biological reason whatsoever, or.

752
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: No, they're just not my kids anymore. Government said, I

753
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 2: can't see them, like, I feel like the only way

754
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: I would accept technically I have more kids is if

755
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 2: you were like a sperm donor earth.

756
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, something like that. His parents had taken in

757
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 3: the other four kids relocated and went no contact. He

758
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 3: was holding out hope he would see them again. When

759
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 3: pressed about why he lost custody along with his exes,

760
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 3: he said, some people can't mind their own business and

761
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 3: think they should tell you how to love your kids.

762
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 3: None of my kids complain, and we had very special connections.

763
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

764
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Oh my god, that I gave

765
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 2: to them. They couldn't talk yet, but like not there

766
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: was other ways to show it.

767
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean like I would report this guy.

768
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 3: But also it seems like he's already been reported.

769
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, his parents went no contact with him and took

770
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: his kids away. Oh my goodness, and the state took

771
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: his other kids away.

772
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 3: I read through the lines and bolted, what.

773
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: Were the lines that he's weird? Oh lines are I'm terrible?

774
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: Fo terrible? That's all we need to know. Yeah, Oh

775
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: my goodness, there's so many.

776
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 3: Awful people here to date, guys have read it, what's

777
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 3: the worst thing a woman has done on the first date?

778
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: Oh, switching it up funny and clarification really specific, Yeah,

779
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 2: but I mean were kind of both.

780
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say the worst thing Woe's done on

781
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: the first date with me is I asked her what

782
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: kind of coffee she wanted. She said she wanted a

783
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: frape And I was good friends with the barista and

784
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: they were like about to close, and she's like, you're

785
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: making me make you a frape right now?

786
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly that I actually agree with that, because if

787
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 3: they were about to close, as a person who's had

788
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: to make frappucinos, when you're about to close, you've already

789
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 3: shut down the blenders, you've already washed them, and then

790
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 3: you got to go make a srappcino.

791
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and dirty them up again. It is super annoying.

792
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, oh, like I was in

793
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: the coffee game at that time. I'm like, get a

794
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: latte or I get like a black coffee. She wanted that,

795
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: I get it. I go to her place and she's

796
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: a little nervous and everything, and she has a like

797
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: bunny running around and like we just like sit on

798
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: the floor of her like college, just talking about her

799
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: bunny and that's it didn't how dare she?

800
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

801
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean she she she liked it. Yes, yeah,

802
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: but that.

803
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 3: The only reasonable thing to order from a coffee shop

804
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 3: right before it closes is tea.

805
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: A black coffee.

806
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 2: Mm.

807
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 3: They might have already poured it out, that's the thing,

808
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 3: because we usually pour out our coffees, so unless they

809
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: already did a brew, like they had a bruise stale

810
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 3: left over.

811
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

812
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 3: The only because the hot water is just like a

813
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 3: thing that you it's incredibly easy to do a tea.

814
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 3: Sometimes you can do espresso well. Chi would also not

815
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 3: be too hard. But like if this Presso machine has

816
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 3: not been.

817
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: Killed, I would say just put the tea bag in.

818
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's find out what the worst things that women

819
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 3: have done to these men. Unwatched Watchman says road trip

820
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 3: a five hour trip from New Orleans to Florida where

821
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: we were going to have a weekend at a rented

822
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: out hotel along with a formal dance and all that

823
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 3: good stuff fraternity event.

824
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: Your first date was a road trip. Wow, that's insane.

825
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 2: That's on you dude, this is on you. Yeah.

826
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: She was the roommate and sorority sister of my best

827
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: friend's girlfriend. He had met her once before, seemed nice.

828
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: Buddy and his girlfriend were in the car as well,

829
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 3: and he drove. On the drive there. She got so

830
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 3: intoxicated she had to throw up two hours into the drive.

831
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, I know you guys are in college. Both through

832
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: red flag.

833
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 3: My buddy thought she was kidding and decided not to stop,

834
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 3: told her to roll down a window. Okay, well that's

835
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 3: on him, oh my, honestly, yeah, Like, maybe she shouldn't

836
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 3: have gotten intoxicated right before the road trip.

837
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 2: But also if.

838
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: Someone says I'm going to throw up, yeah, stopped.

839
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: The car, especially if they've had some drinks, why would

840
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: she say, I'm kid like, why would she be joking

841
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 2: about that?

842
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I'm gonna throw up.

843
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 2: This doesn't have it. She did not.

844
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 3: She instead elected to puke into a forty four ounce

845
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 3: soda cup we had in the backseat. But he was

846
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 3: so shocked we stopped the car on the highway. She

847
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 3: opened the door and dumped it out.

848
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 2: That's on you.

849
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 3: That not you, OPI, but like your buddy, that's on

850
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 3: your friend and then ten minutes later it made a

851
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 3: new mixed drink in the vomit cup. Dranket okay.

852
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: I was wondering about that. I was like, why did

853
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 2: you just throw it? Dump the cup out like? I

854
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: guess if you really don't want to litter up, like,

855
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: don't keep that cup.

856
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: I gotta keep going.

857
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 2: I got so much worse.

858
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: Nope.

859
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 3: Another hour into the trip, she said she had to

860
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 3: use the bathroom. My buddy immediately went to pull over

861
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 3: at the nearest exitl Right near the exit was a church,

862
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 3: so we pulled into the parking lot, assuming she would

863
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 3: go inside. I didn't use the facilities. She chose instead

864
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 3: to go behind the church and do number one and

865
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: number two. Yes, sands toilet paper. How do you know

866
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 3: she did number two?

867
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: Probably smell if she had no toilet paper. Eh. Dude.

868
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 3: Got back in the car and made it to the hotel.

869
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 3: Walked in the room and crashed out on the bed

870
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 3: and passed out almost immediately, but not before puking on

871
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 3: the bed nor mess.

872
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 2: Is she okay, poor girl? Probably not?

873
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness, same bed I was supposed to sleep

874
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 3: in tangent. My buddy decided to break up with the

875
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 3: other girl the next night. Oh no, on all made

876
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 3: for a terribly uncomfortable five hour drive back.

877
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.

878
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: If you're going on a road trip with someone, break

879
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 2: up with them the road. Yeah, honestly, like, I get it,

880
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: unless it's really bad. But oh boy, just don't ever

881
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: go on a five hour road trip with someone you'd

882
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 2: barely know. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no god.

883
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 2: Oh we got another question.

884
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: Spartan five three six says this was back in my

885
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 3: high school days around two thousand and two, two thousand

886
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: and three. A girl from the cheerleading team asked me out, and.

887
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 2: Of course I said absolutely. Oh my god, is the cheerleader?

888
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's so popular.

889
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: That is pretty big for That's like a canon event

890
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 1: for high schoolers.

891
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: But now I'm worried that she's, like, I don't know,

892
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: pulling a prank.

893
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 2: On him or something.

894
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: Oh, that she's a bacheler leader.

895
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

896
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm sorry, Angie.

897
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 2: I just laughed. Yeah, it was just funny.

898
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 3: A girl from the cheerleading team asked me out, and

899
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 3: of course I said absolutely. It was a Friday night

900
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 3: movie date, simple date, movie and maybe some ice cream afterwards.

901
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: I showed up fifteen minutes early to buy the tickets.

902
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: Movie was her choice, communicated during our initial date conversation.

903
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 3: I waited in the concessions area. Fifteen minutes go by,

904
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 3: No call, no show for you kids. This was before

905
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: the first iPhone existed.

906
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 2: God, I'm old. No messages on my Nokia phone. I

907
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 2: still have it and it still works.

908
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 3: I waited another few fifteen minutes and the movie is

909
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: about to start. Still no call, no show. I wait

910
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 3: another ten minutes before I head into the movie. By myself,

911
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: I hated the movie. It was called thirteen.

912
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: What was at thirteen? Such a good movie?

913
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: It's not this boy that turns thirteen?

914
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I get.

915
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 3: I can understand after the movie was done, No call,

916
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 3: no show. That's not the one where he turns into

917
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 3: a mermaid?

918
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: Am I crazy? What what are you?

919
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm thinking of different one. Is that the one

920
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 3: where he turns into a mermaid.

921
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: I'll look it up?

922
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, look it up?

923
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,479
Speaker 3: Or Murmidand So I went home next Monday. A bunch

924
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 3: of the guys in my class and girls were all

925
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 3: asking how my date went. While snickering, I was set

926
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 3: up on a fake date.

927
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna be for real. I don't think

928
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: the story's real because this sounds like something they do

929
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 1: in Disney.

930
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

931
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it does happen.

932
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 3: It does happen. You gotta base it off something.

933
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. I once was told to meet up with a

934
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: girl at something and then after like fifteen minutes with

935
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: them not being there, you just do the boss thing

936
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 1: and just leave. Yeah, never to contact him again.

937
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 3: Or they say like, oh, like, how was your fake date?

938
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, oh, I didn't go. Oh sorry,

939
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: I was really sick last night. Yeah, well did she

940
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 3: show up?

941
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: What date?

942
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you talking about?

943
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: Okay?

944
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: Thirteen is actually about girl teenagers and they're.

945
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 5: Basically I don't know she gets they get friends with

946
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 5: the bad influence and then they start doing substances and

947
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 5: pickpocketing and experimenting with their sexuality.

948
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: It was just chill, but like it's rated R. Well

949
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 2: that's chill. But like, I don't know what was shown

950
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: of these teenagers doing things, So he was probably thinking

951
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: of her the whole time.

952
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: She has a bad influence. She's probably doing drugs.

953
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: Now, I was thinking of the thirteenth year. Yes, I'm

954
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: gonna use.

955
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: The bathroom, will be right back. You have you guys,

956
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: have any first dates you can.

957
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 2: Chure now I already did. How was my one? My

958
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: one bad ish story?

959
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 3: I had a lot of just boring for yeah, say

960
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 3: I have a little boring.

961
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of boring first states. There was this

962
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: one guy that I met up at this place and

963
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: he showed up with flowers, which is super nice, and

964
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: then we like had some mediocre food, and I don't know,

965
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: he was just kind of weird, like he just I

966
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: just I've never gotten such bad vibes from a person

967
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 2: without any like legitimate reason, you know what I mean,

968
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: Like I just got the bad vibes. But he was

969
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: saying things like like, uh, I think I asked him

970
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: if he could just like we were talking about the

971
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift concert because he wanted to go, and he

972
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 2: was like, I'm willing to spend like three thousand dollars

973
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 2: on us to get tickets in like the pit seat.

974
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: And I was like, this isn't three months. We'll see

975
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: it how this date goes, yeah, because maybe I'll do

976
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: that maybe. But but he like mentioned something about how

977
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: he like had to schedule it because he like worked

978
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: in pharmaceuticals or something, and he's like around my age,

979
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: so he was like, I don't know, not old enough

980
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: to have like that kind of a job, it seemed.

981
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: But he was like, no, I like need to be

982
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: serious about when this is I need to make these

983
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: plans because people need me, Like I need to do

984
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: this job. If I am gone, then like this is

985
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: this is important? Do you hear job? Yeah? And then

986
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: he need me Yeah. He just said other things about

987
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 2: like I can't like I don't know, share my like

988
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: Spotify wrapped because like I need my like I don't

989
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 2: want people that I know to listen or to see

990
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: what I listened to, and it was like listen to

991
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: like I don't know. It was just weird and I

992
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: am strange. I got the weirdest vibes. And then like

993
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: on his Instagram profile which I didn't see at first,

994
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: it was like a picture from like a peer of

995
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: his abs and no face in it, and then his

996
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: bio said something about having a god complex, like admitting

997
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 2: to it, and I was like absolutely not there we

998
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 2: go just weird and it was riley that.

999
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: You're supposed to share that.

1000
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: Users unavailable set.

1001
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: We went to a local hangout brewery. They were having a.

1002
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 3: Family event and she started freaking out about the amount

1003
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: of kids there. I asked if she disliked kids, and

1004
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 3: then she started to tell me about how she has

1005
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 3: three all from different men, and each of them has

1006
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 3: full custody and she doesn't have anything to do with

1007
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 3: any of these kids.

1008
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no.

1009
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 3: She seemed very upset about it, so I said something

1010
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: along the lines of I'm sorry to hear that it

1011
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 3: must be very difficult. She freaked out again, saying that

1012
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 3: she didn't need my sympathy, and she told me to

1013
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 3: go f myself.

1014
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,479
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Was this after or before you brought

1015
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: her drinks? I don't know, because I think she may

1016
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: have done it.

1017
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 3: You just wanted drinks, Yeah, And then I just said, okay,

1018
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: we're done here and left. When I got home, I

1019
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 3: noticed I had a message from her. She apologized for

1020
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: losing her temper, and then she said that she thinks

1021
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 3: I'm attractive and that we should be f buddies to

1022
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 3: make it even better. She then said we'd have to

1023
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 3: wait a while because before we have spicy sleep because

1024
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 3: she was currently waiting for an STD to clear up.

1025
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: You know how we found this information? Out? Said we

1026
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: should be f She said we should be f buddies.

1027
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: He said, oh, yeah, that sounds cool, and then it

1028
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: probably let up with that. You don't send all that

1029
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: in one message.

1030
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: I think she did. I think you think so.

1031
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah she is this time of the woman who said

1032
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: I have three kids from three different brothers who I

1033
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 3: don't have access to, and then said, and she's totally

1034
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 3: defer person to text, Hey, sorry for losing my temper.

1035
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 3: I just think you're so attractive. I would love to

1036
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 3: f you sometime, but not yet because I am an SGD.

1037
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what do you say to that? And

1038
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: then if it wasn't std, she's like, well, I'm actually

1039
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: currently pregnant for my last fuddies, like I have to.

1040
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 2: It's like a little that one. I just have to

1041
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 2: see if you're into that.

1042
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: Hey, it's sam og host.

1043
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,640
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1044
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1045
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 3: the show. It was the one and only time I've

1046
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 3: ever ghosted, someone deleted, says not the first date, but

1047
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: the worst was when we finally made out. It was

1048
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 3: a dream come true for all of about ten seconds

1049
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 3: until ah, she was sick all over me, including in

1050
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 3: my oh, trigger warning, trigger warning you. We're still good

1051
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 3: friends today, and I remind her on a regular basis.

1052
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: I that's kind of funny. That's good, that's a good friendship.

1053
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 2: I don't think.

1054
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: I think I would have to like block them everywhere

1055
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 3: if that happened to me with someone. Hmmm, I think

1056
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 3: I could never face them again. So props to that girl.

1057
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, if there it depends on how

1058
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: like how many friends are within your friend group, you know,

1059
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: I suppose, so it could still work out. Oh man,

1060
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: that's tough. That is tough. Geez.

1061
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: The true golden boy says, oh boy, do I have

1062
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 2: a story? Was using Tinder matched with this bumshell of

1063
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: a girl and quickly progressed to us meeting up. She

1064
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: wanted me to pick her up, which is whatever, and

1065
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 2: said ahead of time that she just wanted things to

1066
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 2: be chill, that we could just grab some fast.

1067
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 3: Food and chat. I'm thinking it's great already. I get

1068
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: to her place in the neighborhood. It's a bit sketchy,

1069
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 3: but I'm not jumping to conclusions.

1070
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, I sketchy neighborhoods always get me with my creeps.

1071
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: That's why I'm always like meeting public first.

1072
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, she comes out.

1073
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 3: We drive and start talking mainly about what we're both

1074
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 3: in the moved eat. We struggled a bit on that

1075
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 3: because I was offering suggestions that were a decent ways

1076
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 3: away from sad neighborhood, but ended up going to this

1077
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 3: chicken place that had these amazing sandwiches. Things are going

1078
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 3: really well at this point, and in my head, I'm

1079
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 3: already thinking that we're going to trade numbers and go

1080
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 3: out again. Hooking up was a possibility. All that good crap.

1081
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: This chicken sandwich got him feeling good.

1082
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 3: He was like, this was this sandwich delicious? When she

1083
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 3: suggested going to this remote spot to do some stargazing,

1084
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: it felt like a guarantee that this would be the

1085
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: first of many dates all stargraising's cute.

1086
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: That is cute.

1087
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: I want to go stargazing. That seems like a fun date.

1088
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: Forget that people out here don't know really what the

1089
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: stars look like.

1090
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 2: I It's true.

1091
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: The one and only time I've ever seen like an

1092
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 3: intense amount out of stars was I was driving out

1093
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 3: of Joshua Tree National Park with my family and looked

1094
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 3: out the window and saw just the most amount of

1095
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 3: stars I've ever seen in my life.

1096
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 2: We stopped.

1097
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 3: It was like middle of January, so it's freezing, and

1098
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 3: just like stared at the sky.

1099
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like have to credible. Yeah, Joshua

1100
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: Tree is definitely like the closest best place out here

1101
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 2: to see the stars.

1102
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1103
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 3: I've literally never seen that and many stars and haven't

1104
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: seen that many stars since.

1105
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: Dude, just front yard.

1106
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: That's crazy. It is actually pretty cool. When I when

1107
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: we were there recently, I was just like, wha, yeah.

1108
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: Do that drive out to this spot? She mentioned chatting

1109
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 3: away the whole time, and when we get there, it

1110
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 3: was beautiful. Just one of those places where there's practically

1111
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: no electric lights at all, and so what you see

1112
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: is all based on the night sky and how clear

1113
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 3: it is.

1114
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: Like you're about to get mugged, That's what I've heard

1115
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: about it.

1116
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: I feel like this is all lead up to she

1117
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: mugged me.

1118
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 3: We're there for about an hour talking, holding hands, and

1119
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: someone drives up. Oh my god, does she have a boyfriend?

1120
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: No? Keep reading. I'm scared.

1121
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 3: A couple of guys get out and start picking a fight.

1122
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 3: And while I tried to de escalate things and just

1123
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 3: keep everyone calm. It was clear they weren't going to

1124
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: do anything besides be a pair of wieners, so I

1125
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 3: had to defend myself. One guy sat back while the

1126
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 3: other started throwing ants. As I'm handling it, I suddenly

1127
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 3: get hoofed in the balls and buckle. The girl I

1128
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: had spent hours talking to was the one that did it.

1129
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: Yep, what yep?

1130
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: What twist?

1131
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 3: The guy that I had been fighting started really getting

1132
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 3: some licks in, and the girl I found out she

1133
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 3: wasn't single, mainly because her tongue was down the throat

1134
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 3: of the guy that sat back and watched me fight

1135
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 3: his friend?

1136
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 2: What even is he he attacked? Is this a new

1137
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: like cooking kind of thing. I think this is.

1138
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 3: Like a mugging strategy. She brings the guy up and

1139
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 3: then well that they mug him and steal his car.

1140
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. But the making out while he's

1141
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 1: getting mugged thing.

1142
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: That's weird.

1143
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: Well because it said that he wasn't she's not single. Yeah,

1144
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: but she's like they taking out with her boyfriend. Well, oh,

1145
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: he is getting.

1146
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: Attacked by the boyfriend's friend.

1147
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 2: No, so the boyfriend's friend is attacking it.

1148
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, I gave.

1149
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: The guy a shot to the balls as well, and

1150
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 3: as adrenaline is taking over, I start to get the

1151
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: upper hand. The other guy decides to finally get involved.

1152
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 3: At that point, I fing scrambled to my car and

1153
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: drove off as fast as I Oh my.

1154
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: God, I'm glad he got out of there.

1155
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, terrifying. Wow, what was the freaking yeah, what was

1156
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: the point of that?

1157
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: Well, Katie says, way to ruin it, Riley, But I

1158
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: guess you were spot on.

1159
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: X Andy Panda X says she showed up with her

1160
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 3: weird effing children of the corn Sun without asking me

1161
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: if she could bring them along.

1162
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 6: He said like, hello, are you going to be my

1163
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 6: new papa? I am only five years old, but I

1164
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 6: would laugh if you entered a home and witnessed my

1165
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 6: creepy dolls.

1166
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to you children, but I'm

1167
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: allowing it's like a creepy child. Yeah, my last papa

1168
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 2: is under our porch. We haven't seen him in a while,

1169
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: but he I know he's under there. He's under there.

1170
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.

1171
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: This would be a good skit.

1172
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrifying.

1173
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: Like the girl's like really nice into it, but the

1174
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: kids just I know at a place.

1175
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 2: Wait, write it down, write it down. I have.

1176
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: Her phone, fell I have some really good ones too,

1177
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: by the.

1178
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 2: Way, and I need one. We need Valentine's Day ones.

1179
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, bad date date brings her weird child.

1180
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: You could do one too for Valentine's. It's like a

1181
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: couple's walking down the street and the guy goes, oh, sorry, Kimberly,

1182
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Like you know those Kimberly bots. You know those bots

1183
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: that that give out food to people. Oh yeah, and

1184
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: they're they're called Kimberly Bots. He's like, sorry, Kimberly, and

1185
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: the girlfriend gets overly jealous. Is it because our us

1186
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: b ports are tighter?

1187
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: I do actually have a similar one to that.

1188
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 3: I did actually write a similar one to that, so

1189
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: you'll like it.

1190
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: Okay, good.

1191
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 3: The whole time at the restaurant, he wouldn't stop calling

1192
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 3: everything gay. This foody gay, These people are gay, this

1193
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 3: restaurant is gay, your hair is gay.

1194
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: This is first word i'd just been dabbing them up.

1195
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: Yeah you're right, mate, Yeah that's great.

1196
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 3: I was embarrassed, and I finally asked her to say

1197
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 3: something to this little crap, and she ever so quietly

1198
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 3: and meekly says.

1199
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 6: Okay, lab cutch it hat please.

1200
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 3: But of course that just makes him keep going. So

1201
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: now he's standing on his chair telling people that they're gay,

1202
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 3: this place is gay, et cetera, et cetera, so on

1203
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 3: and so forth. She's just you're gay, you're supera and

1204
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 3: he goes place, he points us this one person, He.

1205
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: Goes, you're straight.

1206
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's here's your straight. You're normal. So I tell

1207
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 2: him to sit down, and this little crutch fruit says,

1208
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 2: I don't have listened to you. You're not my real.

1209
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 3: Dad, to which I respond, you're right, I'm not your dad.

1210
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: If I was, you'd be a whole lot smarter and

1211
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: better looking.

1212
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 2: Oh child.

1213
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 3: I wish I could say I had an awesome exit,

1214
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: like paying my tab and getting in my car, but alas,

1215
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 3: I took the bus there, tough, So I just went

1216
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: to the bus stop, which was directly across from the restaurant,

1217
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 3: and they could see me from their table. Awkward that is,

1218
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 3: I would have walked, I would have walked away.

1219
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 2: I would have walked further, honestly.

1220
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 3: So basically she just watched me wait for the bus

1221
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: while her son and her sadly ate the remains of

1222
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: their moderately priced pasta dinner. Excuse me, correction, they're gay postage,

1223
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 3: and they're gay posta dinner.

1224
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: You can't forget.

1225
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: She ended up getting married to some guy, and last

1226
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: I heard, they were still together, so hopefully that guy

1227
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: turned it around. Me and all my friends were kind

1228
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 3: of weirded out by her son. We had mutual friends,

1229
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 3: and yeah, he was in desperate need of some kind

1230
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: of role model. And we've got some fan comments from

1231
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 3: you guys, you guys, La La.

1232
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 2: That's a great terminal. I heard that worst first dates

1233
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: storm kittens sixteen.

1234
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: Are you here early?

1235
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 2: Right there? She's spoken seventeen now, Oh my gosh. When

1236
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, I met a girl online. She was

1237
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 2: twenty seven by the way, and we had a long

1238
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 2: distance thing for a while before she mentioned she got

1239
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 2: a job offer in my city and was moving, so

1240
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: we planned for her to grab me once she was

1241
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: in town and we would have a date. She shows

1242
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 2: up and it's immediately clear she wasn't entirely honest with

1243
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: their pictures.

1244
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: You got catfished, tough.

1245
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 3: That's the worst I feel like with dating profiles. No

1246
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 3: one ever look or like, I don't know. In my experience,

1247
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 3: no one the three dates that I went on, they

1248
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,280
Speaker 3: never looked like their pictures.

1249
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I try to post like pictures that aren't

1250
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: my best. They're kind of like, yeah, so that means

1251
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: they truly like me.

1252
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wanted to look better.

1253
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: And then when they see me in person, they're.

1254
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 3: Like, dang, that guy looks even better than his profile.

1255
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of wearing the same outfit of war

1256
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: on my first date with Angie.

1257
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just missing the shirt underneath. I haven't had

1258
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 2: people not look like their picture, but I have had

1259
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 2: someone be shorter than they said they were. Ooh, that's embarrassing.

1260
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 2: The first thing he said to me was you're tall.

1261
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: Oh no, and you're five.

1262
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: Six five six. He said he was five to seventy

1263
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 2: was short of the week. So yeah, that's tough.

1264
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 3: But I rolled with it because we had a good

1265
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 3: connection and that's more important to me than anything.

1266
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: Also, wouldn't you have put your height? I did? He

1267
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: thought he was five to seven. I guess, okay, I

1268
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 2: did have shoes that made me like an inch tar,

1269
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: but still I would have been his height.

1270
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 3: I go to get into her car and she has

1271
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 3: to throw a bunch of random stuff, including some trash,

1272
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 3: into her back seat to make room, but I ignored

1273
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 3: it because she had just driven six hours.

1274
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 2: See that's embarrassing to see you.

1275
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like I'm always. I'm always.

1276
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 3: If I ever had a first date where I knew

1277
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 3: I was driving, or like a date where I knew

1278
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 3: I was driving, I'm like, I'm cleaning the.

1279
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: Car, cleaning it, Oh yeah, vacuuming it.

1280
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 3: One day time, I had a date and I only

1281
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: and I was driving, and I only had like twenty

1282
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 3: minutes to clean my car, and it was super dusty,

1283
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 3: so I literally like I had to leave campus, go home,

1284
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 3: lean my car, and then like drive back.

1285
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's honestly, I think that's what you should do. Yeah,

1286
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 2: and I did it.

1287
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: I had to clean my car before our first DAK

1288
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: because I glitter all over it.

1289
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh tough. From my friend's rest.

1290
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: The first time we went on the way there, she

1291
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 3: pulls out some Devil's lettuce. I smoke a whole bunch

1292
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: of the lettuce myself, but I would never do it

1293
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 3: while driving. I didn't say anything because we're halfway there

1294
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 3: and I planned to talk to her about it before she.

1295
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 2: Took me home.

1296
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 3: We get to the restaurant and things are gone pretty

1297
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 3: well until she goes, I have to be honest and

1298
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 3: tell you that I don't have a place to stay

1299
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 3: and I don't want to sleep in my car, So

1300
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 3: can I bumm it at your place?

1301
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 2: Yo?

1302
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: Hobo sexual you dude, Sorry, Darry, you're not standing here.

1303
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: I was living with my mom at the time, And

1304
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 3: when I say I was eighteen, I mean I turned

1305
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 3: eighteen a week before this happened.

1306
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: How old was she twenty six?

1307
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 2: I think she was twenty seven?

1308
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? Well, all right, pooh, okay.

1309
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 3: I explained my mom wouldn't be okay with strangers living there,

1310
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 3: and she started crying, which made me feel bad because

1311
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 3: I was eighteen, dumb and thought I was gonna marry

1312
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 3: this girl.

1313
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's first of all, though, tough.

1314
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 3: I offered to talk to my mom. That wasn't a

1315
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: fun conversation, and I told her it was a definite no,

1316
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: and she stayed in her car across the street for

1317
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 3: a week.

1318
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh well, oh my god, do you guys still go

1319
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: on dates?

1320
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1321
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 3: I mean, if she's there, she lives right across from you.

1322
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: Now, I look, he could see myself living in a van.

1323
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a van in like a car, A little different,

1324
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 3: two different things. Eventually, I learned from a mutual friend

1325
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: that she'd never gotten a job over here at all

1326
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 3: and had hoped to crash with me anyway. When that

1327
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 3: didn't work, she ended up in Texas with the girl

1328
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 3: she'd been cheating on me with the whole time. Oh well,

1329
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 3: you are much better off than that with that girl.

1330
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: Uh, says Yeah. Should have been the first red flag.

1331
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: That's all right. Yeah, you learn and you live.

1332
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: You got so many life lessons from that, Yeah, a lot.

1333
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: Fake name six eight eight eight says. There was this

1334
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 3: guy I kind of knew in high school. I honestly

1335
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 3: don't remember how we reconnected, but we did. The plans

1336
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 3: were to go to my favorite nightclub a few cities

1337
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 3: over and then get dinner few cities over the city's over. Dany,

1338
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 3: all right, this was basically my go to activity at

1339
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 3: the time. I ride a motorcycle and when to pick

1340
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 3: them up. I established a basic safety rule that you

1341
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 3: don't move unless you communicate with me and I give

1342
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 3: you the clear to do so to avoid throwing me

1343
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 3: off balance.

1344
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: We're going on a first date and this is probably

1345
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: his first time ever being on a motorcycle.

1346
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: A little skill. I mean it could be fun, could

1347
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 3: be fun as long as she knows.

1348
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 2: That should be.

1349
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: Like the date is learning how to be on the

1350
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: motor I not going to a club.

1351
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1352
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 3: It's not like that hard to be on the back

1353
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 3: of a motorcycle.

1354
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: How many bank of motorsairs have you been on?

1355
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: You know what? I'm really only counting the like VESPA

1356
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 2: that doesn't count.

1357
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 1: The fastest we ever was like maybe thirty kilometers an hour.

1358
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm assuming it's like the same no,

1359
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: but I'm assuming it's the same rules. No, probably the

1360
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 2: same rules, just more dangerous. Yeah, how is a different rule?

1361
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: You gotta lean more, You gotta like you gotta like

1362
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: your balance like action aunt on those vespos, they're so

1363
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: bottom heavy it doesn't like matter Like.

1364
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. There were some times where I like

1365
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 2: didn't realize I was leaning, but I was just like

1366
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 2: looking at the worlds around me. And then we started

1367
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 2: to turn and he like turned into where I was leaning.

1368
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: I was like, oh wait, I should stay up.

1369
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 3: I'm walking my bike out of the curb to get started,

1370
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, he moves violently enough to

1371
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 3: knock the bike over. I get the bike back up right,

1372
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 3: and honestly just want to call it quits then and there,

1373
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 3: but I chose to still give the data.

1374
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: Try.

1375
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 3: How do you get the bike back up right?

1376
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 2: That's heavy, It's a full motorcycle that is like s

1377
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 2: impossible to pick up.

1378
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 3: We get to the club and this guy is such

1379
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 3: a wet blanket that even though I've always stayed from

1380
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 3: open the clothes, for the first and only time I

1381
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 3: left my favorite place early, this feels like. I take

1382
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 3: him to the club and this man doesn't pants and

1383
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 3: he's wearing these.

1384
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 2: Fugly jean it doesn't matter though, doesn't have what it

1385
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 2: takes to be with a girl.

1386
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: Wet blanket.

1387
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 3: I was, Yeah, I was so disappointed. We skipped dinner

1388
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 3: and I took him home.

1389
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1390
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 3: He works at a local gas station, and every time

1391
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 3: I see him there, we both just act like we

1392
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 3: don't know each other.

1393
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: Fair. Fair, that's probably for the best.

1394
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: I think that is for the best.

1395
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 3: Go dance, go, go live your dance lifestyle. Don't let

1396
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 3: him be a downer.

1397
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: You can't. Don't don't do that.

1398
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 3: Miss Kiddykat says, WHOA. I posted this to my Facebook

1399
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,479
Speaker 3: a long time ago, so I was able to copy

1400
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: and paste it here, but I'll summarize it a little

1401
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: bit more. I wanted a date, and I realized how

1402
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 3: quickly I will walk out of a date because.

1403
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: Your actions havequs.

1404
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 3: And you being a complete moron is something that I

1405
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 3: will not particularly deal with ever in my lifetime. Indoors

1406
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 3: while I sit there and smile and keep a conversation

1407
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: that will be going nowhere. I hate the fact that

1408
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 3: you can be one person texting and then a whole

1409
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 3: another person on a date. This was our first date

1410
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 3: we've been to for the last month.

1411
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh interesting.

1412
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 3: On our date today, it was raining and he made

1413
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 3: jokes because we heard an ambulance running and that he

1414
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 3: doesn't stop, slow down or move over for an emergency vehicle.

1415
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 2: That's not a that's not a good thing.

1416
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: And if we know miss Kittiicat, she is a police officer,

1417
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: she's a cop. Yeah, so crime, Yeah, it's not it's

1418
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: not a crime. It's like a non fine though it

1419
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: depending on where you are in.

1420
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 3: LA, you can get a fine if you don't if

1421
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 3: you don't pull over.

1422
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in other places you can, like, you know,

1423
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: but it's like you're horrible human if you don't do that.

1424
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: I asked him to elaborate.

1425
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 3: He said, it is God's will if someone passes away

1426
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 3: or not, and that it's.

1427
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 2: Not against the law.

1428
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. If you have ever ever ever looked

1429
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: at anything between God's will, it usually has something to

1430
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: do with people helping other people out. In a lot

1431
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: of ways, God wills it.

1432
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 3: I was so annoyed at this point. I said, Oh, well,

1433
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: that's so funny because my ex boyfriend is a firefighter

1434
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 3: and my brother in law is an EMT and firefighter,

1435
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 3: and I respect them so much.

1436
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,439
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, they do nothing but save cats out

1437
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 2: of trees? Does he?

1438
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 3: What does he?

1439
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 2: What cartoon is he living in?

1440
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,439
Speaker 3: He's like, I've only seen them saved cats out of trees,

1441
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 3: and the cats always scratch them up.

1442
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do whenever you get hurt? You

1443
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: can't be saving a cat?

1444
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 2: My god.

1445
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 3: I was so upset. I said, okay, so what do

1446
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 3: you want to do with the rest of your life?

1447
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 3: He said, well, I'll live with my parents until I

1448
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 3: become a full time streamer.

1449
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, tough Okay, okay, that can be

1450
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: your dream if you're like eighteen, Actually, that can't be

1451
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: your dream. I'm sorry, that can't be your dream.

1452
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 2: It can't be your it can't be I feel like

1453
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 2: that can be your dream, but that is not a

1454
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: realistic way to go about it.

1455
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: He's looking to stay.

1456
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 2: With your parents until you just become a streamer.

1457
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and plus you don't just stream to get views,

1458
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: you have to post on other platforms. There's a huge

1459
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: strategy behind.

1460
01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 2: It, tisk tasks.

1461
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 3: I said, do you have any ambitions or plan on

1462
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 3: getting degrees or anything? He said, nah, my parents are

1463
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 3: pretty cool. I live in their basement that we converted.

1464
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 3: I asked the waiter for the bill. I said, well,

1465
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 3: this has been unpleasurable and I'll be leaving.

1466
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 2: And he's like, what's wrong?

1467
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 3: I said, you have no ambition, you don't want to

1468
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 3: succeed at anything. You literally are just going to live

1469
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 3: in your parents' basement until you get famous. You don't

1470
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 3: have a backup plan, and you think it's funny not

1471
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,439
Speaker 3: to allow emergency vehicles to pass. Shall I continue? I said,

1472
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 3: you thinking you're a big shot is the most disgusting

1473
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 3: turnoff thing I've ever heard. I don't know who was

1474
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 3: texting me last month, but it sure as eff wasn't you.

1475
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 2: So I paid my bill and.

1476
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 3: Left good free, nice, nice, Get out of there, Mic Drop.

1477
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: Stay stay in my parents' basement.

1478
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: Why are you like bragging about that?

1479
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: That's like what they make fun of people. Yeah.

1480
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1481
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 3: The Fox Club eight nine one four says I went

1482
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 3: to a mall with this guy who claimed to work

1483
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 3: in one of the surrounding building. The data gone all right,

1484
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 3: but I had already known at this point that I

1485
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 3: wasn't going to see this weirdo again. He paid for

1486
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 3: my ramen. I think he paid for a book as well.

1487
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 2: Nice got ram in a book? Okay, pretty good deal.

1488
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 2: We were just.

1489
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 3: Walking through them all past baby Gap, and I hear

1490
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 3: his agitating, grating voice say.

1491
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 2: Two words to upstate a woman, baby Gap.

1492
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 3: My heart drops, because we were literally just chilling, conducting

1493
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 3: idle chit chat. Andrew Tait, oh, okay, those are the

1494
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 3: two words. I thought he was saying two words and

1495
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 3: like pointing out baby gap. Oh, I see red, because

1496
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 3: why would you incite an argument? What on earth was

1497
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 3: he even expecting my response to be? I asked him,

1498
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 3: what about him? Because literally all he said was his name.

1499
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 3: He continued, I just think it's great he's teaching men

1500
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 3: to be more masculine. Oh boy, yeah, he's also I

1501
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 3: don't know, like kidnapping people.

1502
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should not let this guy be our role model.

1503
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 2: Heikes.

1504
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 3: I felt my stare twist. I told him the most

1505
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 3: masculine thing he could do was be himself and not

1506
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 3: listen to some bozo on the internet trying to tell

1507
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: you how to live nice.

1508
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: On a crazy run. He just posted a bunch of

1509
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: stuff and resonated with it.

1510
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 2: And then he was doing like trafficking.

1511
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and everyone's like yeah, people still are like yeah,

1512
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 3: Andrew Jate what yeah?

1513
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean he did it. He gave me one piece

1514
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: of that. I use what it's it? Whenever I was

1515
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: like dating, if you want to know if someone's interested

1516
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: in you, you asked them what their name is. If

1517
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: they don't ask you what your name is, then that's

1518
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: a rap. You should Yeah, that's true, that's the only

1519
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: And then he also like his marketing is kind of

1520
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: crazy and how he did it?

1521
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 2: What what what they started talking to a person and

1522
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 2: if they walk away from me.

1523
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 3: Interesting not interested, like hey, what's your name. They just

1524
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 3: walked away.

1525
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like if they're sitting down talking

1526
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: to someone, so, hey, what's your name, blah blah blah blah, great,

1527
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: and they don't ask you in return.

1528
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not. I'm sorry that now. Me.

1529
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: It was mind blowing because you said people didn't give

1530
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 1: me their name.

1531
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 2: You said on you dude me. You asked her, You

1532
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 2: asked Angie her name.

1533
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what's your name? And if you said.

1534
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,600
Speaker 2: You told me your name before you asked any of

1535
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 2: me and my friend's names, how.

1536
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: Did they go? How did they go? You you bumped

1537
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: into me. I turned around. What happened?

1538
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 2: And you were like oh hey, I mean I don't

1539
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 2: know exactly what you said, but you definitely said I'm

1540
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 2: Smiley Riley and we were like Smiley Riley. He's like, yeah,

1541
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 2: my friend's calling Smiley Rilly and I was like great.

1542
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 2: And then and then you were like, what's your guys' names?

1543
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 2: Like he has to give me like a like a

1544
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 2: rhyme to it. And I was like, okay, I'm Angelina

1545
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 2: Ballerina And that's how I went. That's crazy to be

1546
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: like yeah, and I asked them their names you're so silly.

1547
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 3: Ariel Colin says, I went on a date with a

1548
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 3: guy I met at a club a few days prior.

1549
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 3: We texted here and there, and then the date was

1550
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 3: going okay, and Tilly said he wanted to start out

1551
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 3: with honesty because he thought he was in love with

1552
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 3: me the first date. Red flag number one. I said,

1553
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 3: honesty is the best policy and asked what he needed

1554
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 3: to tell me. I should have gotten up and run,

1555
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 3: but looking back, that should have told me this dude

1556
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 3: was not the man for me, so I let him continue.

1557
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 3: He tells me that I may get a call from

1558
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 3: his ex fiance because she's still bitter about their breakup

1559
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,959
Speaker 3: two weeks ago. Oh, you broke up two weeks ago

1560
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 3: with your fiance?

1561
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: Why are we here right now?

1562
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 2: And you might get a call from your fiance because

1563
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: of how she get my number? Does that mean you're

1564
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 2: just not actually broken up and she's gonna find out

1565
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 2: that you're cheating on her? How she get my number? Yeah?

1566
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 2: That too?

1567
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 3: What Red flag number two? I asked why they broke

1568
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 3: up and what made him feel like he could be

1569
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 3: ready to move on so soon, and he said they

1570
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 3: both cheated on each other.

1571
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 2: Oh, red flag number three.

1572
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 3: I questioned him on how it got to that point,

1573
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 3: and he said he cheated first because he was bored

1574
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 3: with the same old thing, but realized he wanted to

1575
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 3: settle down and not be with multiple people. Wow, he's

1576
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 3: so enlightened when he came clean.

1577
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, paying for two year old friends is so much

1578
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 1: more money than paying.

1579
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 3: For real It was just so much pressure to be

1580
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 3: dating two girls.

1581
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 2: Huh. When he came.

1582
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 3: Clean, she cheated on him and he just couldn't forget

1583
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 3: her because she didn't do that need. She did add

1584
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,959
Speaker 3: a spike red flag number four.

1585
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 2: Oh, but you did it out of need? Is that

1586
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 2: what you're justifying this with?

1587
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: I believe so?

1588
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy boy.

1589
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 3: I asked why she would feel the need to call

1590
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 3: me someone you just met, and he said it's because

1591
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 3: we still lived together and she doesn't like the idea

1592
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:30,919
Speaker 3: of him dating until the lease is up. How long

1593
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 3: was left on the lease?

1594
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 2: Three months? Oh my god?

1595
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 3: I asked why they still lived together and he said

1596
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 3: they were both too stubborn to be the one to

1597
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 3: lose in that respect, so they were basically making each

1598
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 3: other miserable, hoping to drive each other out.

1599
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 2: Huh.

1600
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 3: I lost count of the red flags as they morphed

1601
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 3: into one gigantic red flag.

1602
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:49,959
Speaker 2: We finish our.

1603
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 3: Food and I ask for the check. He asked if

1604
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 3: I wanted to go back to his place, even after

1605
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 3: all of the influence just got.

1606
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: The place.

1607
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 2: Where is ex fiance? Yeah, oh my god, He's like,

1608
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 2: so I think this went great to mine time? Or sorry?

1609
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 3: I said it would be a bad idea. He asked

1610
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 3: about my place. At the time, I lived with my father,

1611
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 3: so there was no way I was taking a guy

1612
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 3: home with me, let alone, this weirdo. I told him

1613
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 3: we could hang out some other time. I offered to

1614
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 3: pay for my half of the meal, and he said

1615
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 3: he wanted to pay for him. Wait what and he

1616
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 3: said he wanted to pay. I let him until I

1617
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 3: noticed his fiance's name was on the credit.

1618
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:34,560
Speaker 2: Card he was using. Oh dude, he cheats.

1619
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 3: On this girl and then basically breaks up with her

1620
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 3: and then uses her money to finance.

1621
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: The new date doesn't move out of their apartment.

1622
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 3: As soon as the waitress took it, I said I

1623
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 3: had to go to the bathroom and ran to her

1624
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 3: instead and had her change my card just in case

1625
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 3: he was doing it to spider. He walked me to

1626
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 3: my car. I gave him a hug and blocked his number.

1627
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 3: Three weeks later, he sends me a wasted text from

1628
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 3: a fake number, saying that he bumbled our date because

1629
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 3: he thought I was the one.

1630
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1631
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,599
Speaker 3: He asked to meet up, saying he should have lied

1632
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,639
Speaker 3: about the situation of his X and then no one

1633
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 3: will ever love me like he can.

1634
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 2: That's insane. I should have lied to you.

1635
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: Love you. Yeah, she just went on a date with you, dude.

1636
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, You're just such an amazing person. You just like

1637
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 2: love me so much. I should have just lied to

1638
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 2: you about the thing that you're so upset about.

1639
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 6: God.

1640
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: Kimberly fun says I would go on at least three

1641
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: dates with this guy and ask him every possible question

1642
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: I could think of, purely for the entertainment and to

1643
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: see how wild it could get.

1644
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 2: You're stronger than I can find. Really funny. I got

1645
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 2: my retired police officer uncle to drive over to where

1646
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 2: he wanted us to meet and let him know I

1647
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 2: am not the one I mess with. And I never

1648
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 2: heard from him again. And that is the ax.

1649
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:51,520
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, there's one from Kimberly Fine. Oh,

1650
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 1: oh boy, I don't know. I don't know if he

1651
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: added it in there, but we have to read it.

1652
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 2: Okay, is it? Are you looking at the new yet

1653
01:09:59,280 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 2: the comments? Yeah?

1654
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 1: All, Kimberly fine, and we're gonna read it. I'm gonna

1655
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: give Sophia my phone.

1656
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 2: We're getting there, boy, we're getting there. Boy. It was

1657
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 2: a crazy one on here earlier that someone left in

1658
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 2: the comments. I can't let me see if I can

1659
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 2: find it. It was way up there though, so who knows.

1660
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: Who Oh, maybe another time, Kimberly fine. It is a bit. Yeah,

1661
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: it's like, well we could, yeah, we could.

1662
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,720
Speaker 3: We could probably add that to like a news story though.

1663
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, just read more later. Yeah, stay tuned.

1664
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: You might make it into a episode hopefully. Oh she

1665
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,320
Speaker 1: has two of them in there, Chronicles of Kimberly. Fine,

1666
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: we'll make that. We'll make that an episode. That was fun, folks.

1667
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: If you like that, please say I want more of

1668
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: this and we can make more of the stuff happen.

1669
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, please. I person loved it.

1670
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,920
Speaker 3: I had fun.

1671
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:49,959
Speaker 1: I did I did?

1672
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 2: You had fun?

1673
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 1: Did you guys have fun?

1674
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 2: What's your guys's name?

1675
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 3: Tell us your name? Are you even interested in us?

1676
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 2: Do you like us like this. God, no one is

1677
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 2: gonna love me as well as you love us.

1678
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 3: I should have lied about that other thing I say.

1679
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 3: But folks, those are the ends. That's the end of

1680
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 3: the first date stories.

1681
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're gonna top it off with anesthesia. No,

1682
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:19,680
Speaker 1: I went on a first date with a guy and

1683
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: pegged him.

1684
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 3: Riley, you can't say that, we can't say that.

1685
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 2: I'm here, but uh, hell yeah, man, yeah, go for it.

1686
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:28,799
Speaker 3: But that's the end.

1687
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,440
Speaker 2: Of our first date short stories.

1688
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: So if you love us, make sure to subscribe.

1689
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 2: We love you and see you tomorrow.