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Speaker 1: off my back, time to meet. It will never not

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Speaker 1: be relevant. I wish I could just complete a sentence.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that scandal. I feel no sexual desire right

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Speaker 1: now at all. Oh God, that was Grosster in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, well, well, here we go, day number

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Speaker 1: two of us broadcasting from around the world. Hello, did

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Speaker 1: he went out there in the world? Good morning, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Hello there, Daniella, Good morning, Hi, Froggy, Good morning, Elvis. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Scary Hi. It looked there straight Nate back there High Street, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: So every morning, fingers are crossed and we're gonna, you know,

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Speaker 1: we count down three, two, one, and then the music

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Speaker 1: And day so far. Look we're thirty seconds in and

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Speaker 1: we're all on the air. Good morning. Next a very

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Speaker 1: first song of the day. They want to hear everything's

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Speaker 1: gonna be all right? Three little birds? Do we have all?

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Speaker 1: Let me hear some of that wet this place? It

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, all right, man, come on, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: spark it up. I got it. Well. Welcome to Is

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Speaker 1: this Friday? Yeah? What day it is anymore? Here we

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Speaker 1: Just my witsurising, funny, really burning be by my don

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Speaker 1: I didn't know this song was called three Little Birds

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Speaker 1: You don't worry about a tinging. I love it. What

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Speaker 1: a great way to start today. Hey, um, welcome to Friday.

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's really Friday, and

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the day. Let's go talk to our first

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Speaker 1: caller of the day. Genie is going into her last

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Speaker 1: welcome to Friday. Hey everyone, how you se a little

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Speaker 1: too happy? Usually I have to be blessed. I'm still larking.

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Speaker 1: My bosses are working very digitently to figure out what

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Speaker 1: I love hearing that. You know, it's not like that

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Speaker 1: for everyone. That's why we're here every day because luckily

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Speaker 1: to do this. So Genie, once once you start a

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Speaker 1: It's Ruby Rose's birthday today. Happy birthday, Capricorn. Be open

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Speaker 1: Start to plan a trip you've always dreamed of taking.

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Speaker 1: Your date is a ten Sagittarius. You may be feeling

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Speaker 1: And those on your Friday morning horoscopes. Ooh, you started

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Speaker 1: and brought this into effect in two thousand and twelve.

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Speaker 1: They wanted everyone to use their happiness to contribute to

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Speaker 1: the nations, the United Nations, all across the world. So

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Speaker 1: wondering what happened on that date that made us need

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Speaker 1: a National Happiness Day? Was a sad day? They don't

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Speaker 1: say which is really weird. Right, something big had you

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Speaker 1: have happened? We look at God? Yeah? Um? And then

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Speaker 1: hold on now I'm like going back and forth. Okay,

429
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Speaker 1: it's National Proposal Day. You know. Promposal Day was maybe

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Speaker 1: what two three weeks ago? I brought it up on

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Speaker 1: the show. So today's a day for people to propose

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Speaker 1: from marriage. Yes, which is really weird too, like what like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's really weird. Then you go to World

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Speaker 1: Storytelling Day, which I think is really cool because a

435
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Speaker 1: lot of families are home with their children from school

436
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Speaker 1: and you're telling them stories. So this will be really

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Speaker 1: good for us to like get into right, a lot

438
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Speaker 1: of cries. I've been doing that online as well. They've

439
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Speaker 1: been telling stories online. Yeah. So my favorite day now,

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Speaker 1: you mentioned Ravioli Day, which I'm pretty sure everyone has

441
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Speaker 1: at least a can of ravioli in their house right now,

442
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Speaker 1: because I can. Are you gonna have shift? Are Are

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Speaker 1: you guys kidding lunch of a kid kidding? No? No,

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Speaker 1: you're right, you know what, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: mind it can go. So my favorite day on the

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Speaker 1: list of today is, um, won't you be my neighbor? Day?

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Speaker 1: It's mister Rogers birthday. I love that. Unfortunately mister Rogers

448
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Speaker 1: is getting over the virus. Oh my god. And then

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Speaker 1: it's also French Language Day, which I think, yeah, another

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Speaker 1: day for us to, you know, teach the kids different languages,

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Speaker 1: and today could be French language. We are we very nice,

452
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: all right? So we have Ravioli Day. It's mister Rogers birthday.

453
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Speaker 1: It's proposed to the one you want to marry day.

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Speaker 1: We get a busy day. You guys ready for the day.

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Speaker 1: I think we are ready to go. All right, Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, Diamond. Do you have a great morning,

457
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Speaker 1: Thanks for helping yourself from home. Okay, love you too.

458
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Speaker 1: Tell your dad we said, hiya, her dad's great. I

459
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Speaker 1: love this text. Froggy, do you have the sad music

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Speaker 1: ready to go? Yeah? No, you're ready. The text says, Elvis,

461
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 1: don't put Christmas lights up. More people are at home,

462
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Speaker 1: which means more people will use the power grid, and

463
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Speaker 1: we don't want to blackout. Okay, hit the button. Come on,

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Speaker 1: let me put on my Christmas Why are you trying

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Speaker 1: to yuck my yum? Anyway, I'm gonna put them up anywhere.

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Speaker 1: I just I won't leave him on all day. Okay,

467
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Speaker 1: I'll just use them intermittently. All right, let's get into

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Speaker 1: the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's going on? Yes, all right?

469
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Speaker 1: So Homework Channel says, you know what, we need a

470
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Speaker 1: little Christmas right now. So they're gonna give us a

471
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Speaker 1: Christmas movie marathon. It's gonna go for a couple of days,

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Speaker 1: twenty seven original holiday films, starting today at twelve o'clock

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Speaker 1: Eastern time. And it's gonna run today. You're gonna get

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Speaker 1: him sometimes tomorrow, different times one day. So just check

475
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Speaker 1: the local listings for your Hallmark channel. And uh yeah,

476
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Speaker 1: it's gonna be exciting. I cannot wood. It's gonna be scary, scary.

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Speaker 1: Pulled up from Christmas music, Danielle. She's getting me all

478
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Speaker 1: ready for the season. So excited, almost excited. I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: My kids are gonna be so confused today when the

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Speaker 1: TV's on and the Christmas movies are on. But I

481
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: don't care, all right. Anthony Hopkins posted a video he's

482
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Speaker 1: playing the piano for his cat while in quarantine. This

483
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: is what we're doing. We're doing to keep ourselves busy.

484
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 1: So that's what he's doing. So Ellen Degenerous has actually

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Speaker 1: been calling all her celebrity friends. The other day she

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Speaker 1: called justin Timberlake's house, I know she called. She called

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Speaker 1: a couple of other people's houses. So yesterday she checked

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Speaker 1: in on Adam Levine because it was his birthday, so

489
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Speaker 1: she called him to say hello. Here's what it sounded like.

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Speaker 1: It's Ellen, happy birthday, Thank you. What are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there enjoying my wonderful family. Oh that's lovely,

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00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: and Christina not much than that. Yeah, that was about

493
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: the phone calls. Luzy day. It was a busy day.

494
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Speaker 1: Shack showed up on a first grade class's FaceTime lesson.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. Family. He's a friend of one

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Speaker 1: of the students family, so that was awesome. Um So,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are doing TikTok. A lot of celebrities,

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Speaker 1: especially celebrities with kids, are doing TikTok with their kids,

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Speaker 1: like j Loo and Jessica album Mariah, I know, Miley

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Speaker 1: Cyrus has been doing a lot of TikTok. So Harry

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00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: Styles is in self isolation right now, but he's in

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Speaker 1: it with friends. He says, he has a little pod

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Speaker 1: with some of his friends and they're doing music. They're

504
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Speaker 1: doing games. They're also doing face masks Elvis and not

505
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Speaker 1: only that, he's learning Italian and he's taking sign language classes.

506
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, could he be hotter? Let me ask

507
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Speaker 1: you a question, even if you had to like risk it,

508
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: which celebrity would you do? Right now? Go anyone to

509
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 1: be a Hemsworth? We all think, okay, Hemsworth, All right,

510
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: let's risk it. And some other people are giving us

511
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Speaker 1: at home concerts. Global citizens doing the Together at Home

512
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: Concert series. We saw Chris Martin do it the other day.

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00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: We've got now Horn, Charlie Pooth, Common, they all been

514
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: doing them on Instagram live. So keep looking for those

515
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: because those are on the way. And unfortunately a lot

516
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: of things that some people love are not coming back

517
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: because of the coronavirus. Playboy is actually done. Next issue

518
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: will be their last print issue. I'm sorry, Froggy. After

519
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: that it will be old digital. You just said the

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Speaker 1: self pleasuring was good for your health, and now they're

521
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: going to stop Playboy the weekend. That's a new album

522
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: out tonight today. You may want to get your hands

523
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: on that. Maybe it's comforting for you. Cardie Bees, Instagram's

524
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: always entertaining. As she went head first into Jenga, so

525
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: co Jack that out looks like she really hurt herself.

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00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: It really does look like she hurt herself. So go

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Speaker 1: watch it when you get a chance. On your television

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00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: this weekend. I've got a lot of new things on Netflix.

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00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: Of course, You've got The Blacklist, a in Idol, The

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Speaker 1: Walking Dead, and it is the season finale of Curb

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Speaker 1: Your Enthusiasm. UM. Next hour, we're gonna talk about what

532
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: some other celebrities have been doing UM with their time.

533
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: You're not alone. Celebrities have to isolate as well, so

534
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: that should make you feel a little bit better. Have

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Speaker 1: you guys noticed that Outbreak is the number one film

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00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: on Netflix right now? Yeah? Yes, yet is that a

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00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: little strange? Is it just me? Outbreak? Do we want

538
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: to watch that? That would freak the hell out of me? Yeah?

539
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: And then the other day so I Contagion was one

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Speaker 1: that was suggested for me to watch, Like, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to watch that right now? All these like, is

542
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: it like watching videos on YouTube on how to tie

543
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: a tie? It's teaching us how to get through an outbreak.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, people, I don't know. Let's test Gandhi's

545
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: microphone because we've been having Hello, Hello, can you hear me?

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00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: That's that's loud. It's very loud and distorted. Turn it

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00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 1: down again? What about no? No? Yeah? How about now

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Speaker 1: counter four one two, three four A little bit? Yeah? Yeah,

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00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: I don't know this is what we get? Uh, but

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00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: you sound good there? Okay, so I'll hold the mic

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00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: like here? Does that work? Yeah? I don't know what

552
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: we should do. She's social distancing from her microphone. You're

553
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: Mike distancing. That sounds like a name from a sportscaster,

554
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: Mike distancing. Okay, okay, So if you're if you're wondering,

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00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Danielle's in her basement today, Gandhi's in her living room,

556
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: and Froggy's in his bedroom. I'm in my kitchen, so

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00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: everyone's a while. You'll hear me putting ice in a

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00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: cup or something. Sorry, someone actually heard my crig earlier.

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00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: It was like it was not a vibrator. I promise.

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00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to sign I'm downloading zoom. I'm gonna

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00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: get this going because I've heard not only can we

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Speaker 1: do a virtual happy hour later today, but you can

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Speaker 1: open it to the public. Is this true? Yes? I

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Speaker 1: believe so yeah. Wow, Wow. Okay, okay, I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: this together. I'm gonna organize this. I feel pretty good

566
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: about that. Um, let's see what else is going on.

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh uh. Producer Sam says she watched Outbreak. Terrible idea.

568
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: Do not watch that. Don't do it, not a chance.

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00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: Rody says today is a great day to teach his

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00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: daughter how to drive because there's no one on the streets.

571
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: So maybe there's someone in your life you want to

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00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: teach how to drive a stick. Take him out of

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Speaker 1: the street, that room, or take him to the back

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Speaker 1: room and drive their stick. There is that a pinis show?

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Speaker 1: I think it is that. They said you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be doing that right now, didn't they frog? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: he said drive your own stick. It didn't say somebody

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Speaker 1: else drive it for you. You teach yourself. Yeah, it's

579
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: as long as someone to drive and stick. We're happy.

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Speaker 1: We're good. Straight and eight. We need to get into

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Speaker 1: the three things, all right, thank you, straight night, Let's

582
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Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know from

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Speaker 1: Gandhi and hopefully her microphone will work here we go hopefully,

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Speaker 1: all right, guys, The governor of California is ordering nearly

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Speaker 1: forty million people who live there to stay home in

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Speaker 1: an effort to slow the spread of the coronavirus. People

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00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: will still be allowed, yes, agreed, they were already doing

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Speaker 1: it in Los Angeles and San Francisco. People are still

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Speaker 1: going to be allowed to do essential task to like

590
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: go to the store pick up medicine. Of course, you

591
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: can go out and go for walks. Police are not

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00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: going to be enforcing the order, but everybody is hoping

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00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: that social pressure will regulate the behavior. And this is

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00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: happening because there was a projection that fifty six percent

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00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: of the population could get infected over an eight week

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Speaker 1: period if they didn't do something to slow it down.

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Speaker 1: That's twenty five and a half million people, so they

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Speaker 1: are trying to slow it down. Bank of America is

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Speaker 1: going to pause on mortgage payments to help homeowners as

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Speaker 1: the virus outbreak spread. So if you are a customer

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Speaker 1: of Bank of America, you just need to request a

602
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: deferment to have the current payment tacked onto the end

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Speaker 1: of the loan. They're also going to refund late fees

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Speaker 1: on credit cards. And finally, we know that there has

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Speaker 1: been a shortness in Corona to virus testing kits. So

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Speaker 1: now a company in Texas is developing an at home

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00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: testing kit that they're going to start selling next week.

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Speaker 1: If you pass a few qualification questions, it'll be one

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five dollars and then they'll ship it

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Speaker 1: to you in two days and results should come back

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Speaker 1: to you within seventy two hours. So that's some good new.

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Speaker 1: Do we think this is real? I mean, this is legit.

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Speaker 1: It looks legit. If it is not, I'm gonna stop

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Speaker 1: telling people about it. You're sounding weird. Oh it was

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00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: before when she was vaderized. O, what're about here? No,

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Speaker 1: put the microphone up to your mouth and just turn

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Speaker 1: it up a little bit. Hello. Okay, I'm gonna turn

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00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: this up. Okay, okay, okay, all right, well those are

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Speaker 1: your three things. Yeah, all right, we're gonna work. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna work on Gandhi's mic we'll take a break. And

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Speaker 1: we do have a free trip phone tap on the way.

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00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, we're giving away free trips to

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Speaker 1: anywhere you want to go in Florida, and you have

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Speaker 1: up to a year to take the trip thanks to

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Speaker 1: visit Florida dot com. That's on the way. Just hang out.

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Speaker 1: We're having a Friday. We'll be back after this, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: Are you feeling saucy today? Danielle? Does anyone know this? Man?

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Speaker 1: Rugg Now I understand why the wild eat? They're young, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: If you see something, say something. Starting your day Listening

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Speaker 1: to you guys every day in the Morning Show, Why

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Speaker 1: would you get breakfast burritos from a burger place when

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Speaker 1: you can get them from a burrito place? Introducing Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell locations during breakfast hours. Your Morning Just Got Toasted

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Speaker 1: show ran in the Morning Show. Well, what are we

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Speaker 1: doing niffling into the microphone? Heyst sniffling into the microphone?

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Speaker 1: Stop that? Or was it sniffing something? He's gonna it's

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Speaker 1: kind of weird because I know in New York we're

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Speaker 1: gonna hit seventy today, seventy five, seventy five gonna be

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Speaker 1: seventy six, So seventy six in some places. Wow, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking out across the field. Next you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: at the farm and it's it's really eerie. Because there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of fog because it's you know, it's getting

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Speaker 1: warmer outside. I mean, it looks like it could be Halloween.

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Speaker 1: This is frightening. I'm waiting for someone. I'm waiting for

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Speaker 1: someone in a clown mask to show up and scare

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Speaker 1: the crap out of me anyway across from me, and

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Speaker 1: usually they're right there. There's it's so foggy, there's nothing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like my brain. You know what I think? Last night? Uh,

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Speaker 1: I can't drink wine to night because last night I

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Speaker 1: had wine night. I don't know about you guys. Are

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Speaker 1: you drinking more than you used? Didn't drink? No drink.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to what's that, Danielle? I think this weekend

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Speaker 1: I might because we have this thing where every night

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Speaker 1: around six o'clock there's drama. Okay, I'll fill you in.

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Speaker 1: This is behind the same stuff. Okay, someone will call

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Speaker 1: it six o'clock ago. Okay, here's why we can't do

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Speaker 1: the show to a row. I'm like, yeah, but it's

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Speaker 1: always at six. So last night I made sure I

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Speaker 1: had not one drop of alcohol in me at six

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Speaker 1: so I could be prepared and focused, and right around

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Speaker 1: six fifteen, you could hear in the background, like we

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Speaker 1: had it all cleared up by eight though, didn't we? Right?

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Speaker 1: I think eight o'clock drama was over? Yeah? What about

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Speaker 1: what about you, Nate? Did you have late night drama

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Speaker 1: because of you? Well, and because of everything that we've

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Speaker 1: been going through. Right, So yeah, you know, and we're

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Speaker 1: all fighting. There's people like THEA and Mark and you know,

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Speaker 1: we're all just trying to keep this show on the

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Speaker 1: air and doing whatever it takes. And everybody's been so great.

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Speaker 1: Let me finish your sentence. They're fighting for us. We're

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Speaker 1: not all fighting. No, No, that's what I meant. Everybody's

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Speaker 1: fighting to keep this show on the air. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we have so many people who are just doing everything

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Speaker 1: they can to keep our show on the air. So

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Speaker 1: let's have a show. Um, let's go talk to Liz.

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Speaker 1: Liz is at home with her kids and she's now

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Speaker 1: their teacher. Let's see how this is working out for

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Speaker 1: miss Liz. Hi, Liz, how's it going today? Good morning? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I think we're okay? Okay? So, how

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Speaker 1: many kids do you have? I have two girls and

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Speaker 1: they're twin seven year olds? Oh lord, I mean that's great.

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Speaker 1: Second grade yes, second grade is very hard. Um. It

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Speaker 1: feels like it was my fourth grade. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: second grade? Is that it's the new fourth grade? Or

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Speaker 1: is it the other way around? So what are you

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Speaker 1: teaching them right now? What are you? What are they

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Speaker 1: doing for homework? We are learning um, mass, we're learning um,

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Speaker 1: rows and columns, a raise and um. And if you,

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Speaker 1: if you have a piece of paper, I could ask

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Speaker 1: you to do one. Oh yeah, okay, hold on about

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Speaker 1: your paper up? Yeah? Are you guys up for a

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Speaker 1: little while? Sure? Sure, all right, here's the piece of paper.

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Speaker 1: Go right ahead, listen, construct a rectangle with five rows

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Speaker 1: of two tiles. Five rows of two tiles. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got it. So we have to make a rectangle out

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Speaker 1: of five rows of two tiles. So but so two

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Speaker 1: like two tiles is a rectangle rectangle in itself, isn't it? Well?

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Speaker 1: I think we have a bad connection. We have a

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Speaker 1: bad connection. Can we do something visual? Yeah? What else

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Speaker 1: do you have? Yeah? Being on the radio doing the

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Speaker 1: visual one? Give us to give us something that you

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Speaker 1: can just ask, like a question like if Mary had

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Speaker 1: two apples kind of thing. Um. Every seven year old

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Speaker 1: rows and construct tiles and and do you know what

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Speaker 1: you're doing? I mean, I mean are you being successful?

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Speaker 1: Are you successful at this? Um? The teachers actually created

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Speaker 1: a Facebook group and they're posting videos and that has

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Speaker 1: been super helpful. I'm working full time, so it's been

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Speaker 1: a juggle. Wow. Well, look hold it together, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry we all fail miserably. Danielle, did you get any

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Speaker 1: of that? No? But I've been asking my ten year

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Speaker 1: old in my case, so, um, you've been doing this

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Speaker 1: online schooling? Do you need any help? And he's like, no,

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Speaker 1: Mama got this. I think he's afraid that I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: make him fail if he asks. And Gandhi, you're brilliant.

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Speaker 1: You should be able to answer what she asked us right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a pen or paper near me. I

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Speaker 1: had it in my head, the rectangles. You can't you

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Speaker 1: I know, I can't dry it. I don't have anything

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Speaker 1: to draw right now. I drew it in my head.

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Speaker 1: I can get count the count as great when you

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Speaker 1: buy someone at present, but you really don't. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to buy that for you, but I thought about Well listen,

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Speaker 1: best of luck for you in the kids, and please,

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Speaker 1: next time you call us, don't have any any math questions.

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Speaker 1: We can't handle it. Okay, thank you so much. I

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Speaker 1: listened to you guys every morning, and you make this

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Speaker 1: a little bit more sane. Well, thank you. I think

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Speaker 1: we just made everyone a little more insane. But it's okay.

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Speaker 1: We'll get back, have a great day. You tell your

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Speaker 1: kids all right, bye bye? Well, yeah, god, if we do,

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Speaker 1: we need to go back to school. Is that what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do with our time out? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I feel so stupid. I

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Speaker 1: do like the let's learn a new language or sign language,

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Speaker 1: something like that. We're all about to have a like

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Speaker 1: a renaissance period. It'll be great. Did you think we're

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Speaker 1: about to enter the renaissance period? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: see this going two ways, Like half the population is

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Speaker 1: going to come out with a new skill, and half

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Speaker 1: the population is going to come out stupider. This is

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Speaker 1: a deciding moment. We're going to find out what happens.

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Speaker 1: What do you think scary? I think that this is

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Speaker 1: going to be a time where somebody comes up with

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Speaker 1: a major invention and then we're gonna be hearing about

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Speaker 1: it a couple of years later. Say, hey, remember when

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Speaker 1: we were going through that time we were all quarantined

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Speaker 1: to our houses. Somebody thought of like, and it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be revolutionary. I don't know what that here was. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a list of things we need right now

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Speaker 1: to keep the show on the air. We have a

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Speaker 1: whole list of things. I don't know, but it is

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Speaker 1: interesting to know that while we're doing our show, just

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Speaker 1: like Liz, we're also doing household things. For instance, I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting here looking in at the text messages. I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at you guys on Skype, I'm looking at the news,

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Speaker 1: and over here I smell my trash. I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: gotta take my trash out. So next let me play

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Speaker 1: a song. I'll be taking my trash out. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You gotta put the vitamins out. The

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Speaker 1: vitamins out for the kids because I know they're going

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Speaker 1: to get up soon and they need their breakfast. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I gotta put their vitamins out and buy their breakfast.

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Speaker 1: Said oh good. I Actually I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: guys notice it, but when I was trying to fix

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Speaker 1: some things, I moved my computer and there was a

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Speaker 1: view of what I did food wise, like damage last

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Speaker 1: night sitting right at the corner of my couch. So

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Speaker 1: I cleaned that up real quick. Okay, that's good. Now, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: what are you? What are you doing? A household wise,

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Speaker 1: Lisa just walked in here and said, Hey, when you

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Speaker 1: get a second, can you feed the dogs. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: wait a second, I'm at work. I'm like, you can

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Speaker 1: feed the dogs. Seriously, what is she doing? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Does she asked me, when you get a second, can

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Speaker 1: you feed the pups? I'm like, no, no no, no, you

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Speaker 1: can do that. No, No, really is she working today?

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Speaker 1: What is she doing? No, she would sitting on the couch. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, now, that's not fair. I don't know. So,

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Speaker 1: since I'm in the light radio station, they have the

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Speaker 1: biggest Christmas library in the world because they go all

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Speaker 1: Christmas for like three months. So we have every song

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Speaker 1: at our fingertips right now. We need a little Christmas

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Speaker 1: writes this very minute. Do we have that? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: really get into this. Oh my god, again, this is

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Speaker 1: good stocking. I shing things, but the halls again, God

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Speaker 1: bless Johnny Mathis. Oh, we have a bunch of fruitcakes.

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Speaker 1: They're white. Hello, people are calling for Christmas. It's not

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Speaker 1: a single light side. Oh fruitcake, we already have that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hell all right, I think we got a Christmas coming

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Speaker 1: from the light. The Christmas light station is here. Just

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Speaker 1: walked in over here. Hi, comy. He's like, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing. You're stealing my cake? Yeah, we played Christmas

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Speaker 1: songs yesterday. Great, we stole that from you. The idea

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Speaker 1: of playing Christmas music is it's your but we'll borrow that. Well,

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Speaker 1: there you go. A little Christmas that was far. Lady

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Speaker 1: down the block that still has her Christmas decorations outside,

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Speaker 1: she's not so stupid after all, No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Jay. She is on line five. Scary.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, she maybe this is more our speed. So Jay,

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Speaker 1: her daughter is not seven? Or your your child is

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Speaker 1: not seven? You're your your your child is three years old? Jay? Jay? Jay?

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Speaker 1: Hello Jay? Hello Jay? All right? Hang up by Jay?

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Speaker 1: That wasn't Jay. Who was that? Who was that? I

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Speaker 1: don't know where did Jay go? Not? Jay is not talking.

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Speaker 1: I think, okay, it doesn't matter. They're listening to the

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Speaker 1: radio and it's like, okay, let's let's move on. Let's

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Speaker 1: move on. Let's get into the three things we need

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Speaker 1: to know you're listening to Dana Verto of our show,

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Speaker 1: just falling off a cliff. I don't care, It's all good,

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Speaker 1: all right, gandhi. If your microphone works, let's get to

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Speaker 1: three things. We need to know what's going on. All right.

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Speaker 1: If it stops working, you guys, just scream and I'll

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Speaker 1: be quiet. We will now thank you. There are more

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Speaker 1: than thirteen thousand confirmed cases of coronavirus here in the US.

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Speaker 1: That is a forty percent jump in one day. Now

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Speaker 1: more people are getting tested, which means we're going to

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Speaker 1: have more positives. But experts are saying we're at a

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Speaker 1: pivotal point in the curve where we're going to see

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Speaker 1: right now how things end up being in this country.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to go the direction of Italy where

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Speaker 1: they're having some serious trouble, or are we going to

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Speaker 1: go the direction of South Korea? Now here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: There are four factors that they say contributed to the

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Speaker 1: success in South Korea, and those four measures are easy

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Speaker 1: access to testing, contact tracing, clear science based messaging, and

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Speaker 1: a commitment to social distancing and self isolating. So that's

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Speaker 1: why we all need to stay home as much as

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Speaker 1: we possibly can stay away from people as much as

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Speaker 1: we can. Still go for a walk at your fresh air,

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Speaker 1: but keep your disc Since Italy's death poll just passed China's,

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Speaker 1: so we need to learn some lessons from other people,

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Speaker 1: you know, Gandhi, there's something interesting going on. I heard

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Speaker 1: this on the news last night, you know, on nine

837
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Speaker 1: to eleven, or at any time when we've had a

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00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: huge disaster happened, we have the first responders. Believe it

839
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Speaker 1: or not, we are now all the first responders because

840
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: this thing will change because of what we do or

841
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: what we don't do. So the last thing you read

842
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Speaker 1: about on the list of things we need to do

843
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: separating from other people, that's what you have to do.

844
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Speaker 1: And people are slowly starting to understand that. Do that

845
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: faster and we'll be much better off. All right, back

846
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Speaker 1: to you. The faster we do it, the better it'll be.

847
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Speaker 1: The Olympic Flame is now on its way to Japan.

848
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: Even though this year the Olympics remain in doubt, obviously

849
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 1: because of the coronavirus pandemic. The Japanese Prime Minister said

850
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: it's still going to happen, but there are going to

851
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: be three stops with this flame. Today and there will

852
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: be at an airbase in northern Japan when it arrives.

853
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: And finally, we were talking about this earlier, but there

854
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: are some things you can do at home to boost

855
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: your immune system. Obviously, vitamins are going to help you

856
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: self pleasure and if you have a significant other, pleasure

857
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: them as well, because apparently that strengthens your body's fences

858
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: and it'll help us all get through this, not only

859
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Speaker 1: just keep you entertained, but boost your immune system as well.

860
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Speaker 1: So that's a good thing. And I hope if you're

861
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Speaker 1: at home you're taking care of yourself or someone else,

862
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Speaker 1: so you know, be healthier. Drink water in masterbait. Just

863
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Speaker 1: when I'm hearing rate gargle with water. Okay, I think

864
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Speaker 1: Jay is back on. If Jay is cool, we'll move

865
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Speaker 1: on with Jay. Jay. Are you there? Can you hear me? Yes?

866
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Speaker 1: Can you hear me very well? Are all right? So?

867
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Speaker 1: J had a mother of a seven year old call

868
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Speaker 1: earlier and we could not figure out their homework. But

869
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Speaker 1: your child three years old, so maybe this is more

870
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Speaker 1: our speed. What do you have? Um, Yes, he's three.

871
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: He turns four in like two weeks and he gets

872
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: a homework packet. Every week with like fourteen pages in it.

873
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: They want him writing full on sentences. Okay at three Wow,

874
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: they want to help by sounding the words out and

875
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: writing full on sentences. Okay, give us an example. Let's

876
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: let's try this. Oh no, it just says parents help

877
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: your kids write three sentences or more and it's a

878
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Speaker 1: blanche the paper. So if we write three sentences, we're

879
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Speaker 1: done for the day. I think, well, no, you have

880
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: to do two pages a day. They want you teaching

881
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: your kid which object can hold more fluid, which object

882
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: is heavier. That's very hard to explain to us three

883
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: year old. Wow, so is not very fun in our house,

884
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: I feel, So are you do you have other duties?

885
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: Are you working from home as well? In addition to

886
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: I go to work full time? Wow? So my son

887
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: is a daycare during the day. Sony, Lets you and

888
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Speaker 1: I reconsider that having the kid thing. Let's not do that, Okay,

889
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: I'm not planning on it, all right? Thank you, Jay,

890
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Uh No, and imagine being a parent

891
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: and teaching your kids right now? Yeah that's well yeah yeah,

892
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: And it's hard for a parent to teach when they're drunk.

893
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. I posted at me the other day

894
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: that said, oh, where are all the have a or

895
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: said haven't heard from the When are you going to

896
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Speaker 1: have children? Being a parent is the greatest joy in life?

897
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Speaker 1: Crowd in a while, where y'all at? Oh? Now Daniel

898
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: still loves her kids. Oh, I gotta say, I'm enjoying.

899
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Speaker 1: But mine are older, so you can't. You know the

900
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Speaker 1: ones who have to constantly occupy their kids. That's that's

901
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: a lot right now. I have to admance it. We're

902
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Speaker 1: a lot lot of work. All right, Well, look, uh,

903
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Speaker 1: we need some poetry on this show. I think we

904
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: need to sing along. I wouldn't mind u uh flushing

905
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: the format today. I mean, we've got things we can

906
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Speaker 1: be doing. Oh did I get your attention when flushing

907
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Speaker 1: the format? Yea? All right, Big Daddy's thinking. Uh, textas

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Speaker 1: what do you want to hear on the show? Textas

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Speaker 1: at fifty five one. Let's take a break. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back right after this. Elvis in the Morning Show, Elvis

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921
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922
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Speaker 1: There's so much to do there that restaurants are great,

923
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925
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926
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927
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928
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929
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Speaker 1: Call me to win now one eight hundred two two

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940
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Speaker 1: my dad hates telephone and telemarketers. Oh you know what

941
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: that means. Yeah, it's another job for Michael Oppenheimer. This

942
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: email comes to us from Alex. All right, Alex Scary Jones,

943
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: as mister Michael Oppenheimer, our residents annoying telemarketer, we'll be

944
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: calling your dad to sell him something. Who knows or

945
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Speaker 1: who cares what it is, It doesn't matter. By the way,

946
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Speaker 1: this is the first Michael Oppenheimer phone tap where the

947
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: victim stays on the phone the whole time. It doesn't

948
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: hang up one time. Wow. Let's listen in to today's

949
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: phone tap. Here we go. Hello, this is far Can

950
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,959
Speaker 1: I help you? Ah, Yes, good afternoon. This is mister

951
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: Michael Openheimer with ninety said dot com. How are you

952
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: doing today, sir? Will I have The mister flex flexible

953
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: flashlight here for sale for just nine dollars and ninety

954
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: five cents. You can be light where you needed. How

955
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: does that sound to you? It sounds like, why are

956
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: you calling me on my cell phone trying to tell

957
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: me stuff because your name was on a list of

958
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: people to be called today that you might be interested

959
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: in this product. I'm not interested in anybody calling me

960
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: on my cellphone trying to sell me something, So could

961
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: you do me a faveryone getting Albula. It's got a

962
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: high intensity crypt on bulb. I got flashlights. You can

963
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: get a sun tan with perfect for autos reading home.

964
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't drive. I walk everywhere I go. Maybe while

965
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: you'rexing the toilet under the sink, I have somebody that

966
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: comes in to do that kind of stuff. The mister

967
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: flex flexible flashlight beams light into any orifice. Maybe you

968
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,760
Speaker 1: could shine that light up your ass of the beams

969
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: lighted to any orifice. It has a goose neck handle,

970
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: making it able to bend and reach deep into dark

971
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: nooks and crannies, so it sounds suitable to do deep

972
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: bee spots on. You should try it sometimes, sir, mister

973
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: flex flashlight features a flat two and a half inch

974
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: magnetic base for hands free use. Oh yes, sir, And

975
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: if you act now, you get the second one free.

976
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: You mean I can get two of something I don't want.

977
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: How many would you like to purchase today, sir? Thirty six?

978
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,879
Speaker 1: I just want a ball one for everyone that lives

979
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 1: in my town. So I think if we just gave

980
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of these flashlights up, maybe they might

981
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: have left me meta and well maybe then I could

982
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: everybody's life. Well, how would you like to pay for these, sir?

983
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: I'll trade my wife form because I won't need any

984
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: work of them everybody else's wife you we accept credit

985
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: card obviously, or CD cash on delivery, sir? How about

986
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: you to take my wife instead? How about this? Let's

987
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: get your information and we'll get your order processed immediately.

988
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: How does that sound? You know? I would almost say

989
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: that I would hire you as a sales guy for

990
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: my company. You have a company, sir, you're amazing. You're

991
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: doing the wrong thing. You need to go at him

992
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: sell something that daisy better commissions or something. Why is that, sir?

993
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: Because you know I can't believe I'll focus you on

994
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable. I can hardly stay focused on this

995
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 1: end of the conversation. It's also great for emergency lighting

996
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: and camping outdoors. Do you camp, sir? No? But I

997
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: get a big refrigerator box or something and me and

998
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: my kids go camping and we hang out in it. Well, yeah,

999
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: it kind of closes a problem when we actually make

1000
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: a campfire inside. My wife gets pretty upset. And that's

1001
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: the reason why I want to trade if it's thirty

1002
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: six hundred of year flashlights, so I can get them

1003
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: out to everyone in my neighborhood and play with their lives. See, like,

1004
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: as focused as you are on the mister flex flexible flashlight,

1005
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: that's how focused I I'm on some of the hot

1006
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: moms in town, okay, because there's some real hotties. I

1007
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: gotta dude, you really you need to come to my

1008
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: town and take a look at some of the moms

1009
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 1: around there. You ever hear the phrase and mills? Okay,

1010
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: But I'm here to sell you the mister flex flexible flashlight.

1011
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy the mister flexible flexible flashlight.

1012
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: You know. Can you do me a sailor what's that?

1013
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 1: Can you send me your resume. Why is that because,

1014
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, you have been the most

1015
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: focused telemarketing guy I've ever heard in my life. I

1016
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: can't believe how you haven't hung off on me yet

1017
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: You're still sticking with it. Every time you say something,

1018
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: you'll lead back to the mister flex flexible flashlight. You

1019
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: said it so many times even I know what it's

1020
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,479
Speaker 1: called at this point, and I'm telling you I won't

1021
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: give you a job. You'll make one hundred thousand dollars

1022
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: a year. One hundred thousand dollars a year. Think about

1023
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: how many mister flex flexible flashlights you can buy with that,

1024
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm sir, I get commissioned on the sale of each one.

1025
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: If you buy thirty six hundred, maybe I should stay

1026
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: at this job. I'm not gonna buy thirty six hundred.

1027
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: How that, I'm not gonna buy any But if you

1028
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: send me your resume, I will give you a job

1029
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: and you will make one hundred thousand dollars a year. Really,

1030
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: some of the sales people I've had to work for

1031
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: me are humongous idiots and they make eighty thousand dollars

1032
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: a year. Wow, Oh, I must say you've been quite

1033
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: the customer here you're all for. I gotta tell you

1034
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Speaker 1: something I really ensure like chatting with you too, if

1035
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Speaker 1: you really want to know the truth. And we've enjoyed

1036
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Speaker 1: phone tapping you. Oh awesome, this is scary. Jones Wells

1037
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Speaker 1: ran in the Morning show you got phone tapped life

1038
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Speaker 1: by your thirteen year old son Alex. No, that was great.

1039
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:52,919
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. That's too funny. Oh thank god

1040
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: that turned out okay. At the end he's laughing. Sometimes

1041
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 1: they don't laugh anyway, Thank you, Scary for that. Best

1042
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: of in our phone tap vault, let's go talk to

1043
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: Andrea online one. We got some news for Andrew. Andrea.

1044
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: You are caller one hundred, just one a trip for

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00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: two to anywhere you want to go in Florida. This

1046
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: is amazing. Did she just use the effort? No? I

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00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 1: do not she did. Okay, Well, next time, feel free. Hey, So, yeah,

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00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: you can go anywhere. You don't have to choose your

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00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: destination now. But thanks to our friends at visit Florida

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00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: dot com, you're taking your trip. Thank you so much

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00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Thank you. I already know where

1052
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm going, Key West, Where are you going? Oh? Key West. Absolutely,

1053
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: ok we can all use some two west right now, right?

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00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: All right, hold on one second, Aria, and thank you

1055
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: so much to our friends at Visit Florida at visit

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00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: Florida dot com. Key West would be a lot of fun.

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00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: I could do that, right. I need a po boy sandwich.

1058
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: IM just saying anyway, Uh so do we have more

1059
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: free trip phone taps or what do we have next weekend? Anything? Good? Yeah?

1060
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: We have um a free money phone technics week thanks

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00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: to our friends at the Logie Really yeah, really okay, cool?

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00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: We could pay some bills with that. All right, very nice.

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00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into the Gandhi the Danielle Report in

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00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: just a second. But Gandhi, you had a special announcement.

1065
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: I did so. I don't know. We were talking about Christmas.

1066
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember, but I bought you

1067
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: something at Christmas before you announced that you didn't want

1068
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: any Christmas gifts, and the best thing that we could

1069
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: do was to not give you something. So I ended

1070
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: up keeping what I was going to give you. And

1071
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: now that we're all home, this thing is staring at me,

1072
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: and I want you to see the present that I

1073
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: kept that I was going to give you. We haven't

1074
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: right there in your living room here. Yeah, I just

1075
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: took it off of the shelf and I'm gonna show you.

1076
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: So this is the gift you're not giving me. Yes,

1077
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: this could be a lot of fun if you want

1078
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: the gift. The gift I'm not getting. It's a lamp.

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00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: It's made from an old timy microphone. Oh you're the Skype.

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00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Oh my god, hold that up.

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01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm taking a picture of that. Hold it down, Hold

1082
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: it down, put it down, put it in. Oh my god,

1083
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: what is that? It's an old timy microphone with a lamp. Yes,

1084
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: they made a lamp out of it. You want to

1085
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: if you like to catch in from my Christmas gift

1086
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: I didn't get. No. The only reason I kept it

1087
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: is because I got it from this little like street

1088
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: market guy. I have no idea where he went. I

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01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: couldn't return it, so I was like, well, I'll just

1090
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: keep it. It's cool, but here it is. I love that. Well,

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01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 1: thank you. I feel like I gotta give you something.

1092
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: I gotta give you a Christmas gift you give me.

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01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: We need we need a little Christmas right this very much?

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you, Thank you very much. Hey,

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01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: straight ate, what do you want to do, mister producer man,

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01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: we could do the Danielle Report really quick. I'm so excited.

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01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 1: All right, Danielle make all this stuff up like you

1098
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: always do, so this is actually not made up. This

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01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: is pretty nice. So many celebrities are donating money to

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01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: help during this crisis. They're doing food banks, they're doing

1101
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: local government's Kelly Rippa, Arnold Schwarzenegger, justin Timberlake, Eric Stone Street,

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01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: Lady go God, Donta telling the Versace. And some of

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01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: them are not just donating like pennies, they're donating millions

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: of dollars. So that is so nice of them because

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01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: they have the money, so why not why not use

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01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: it for a good cause. Kylie Jenner has experienced with isolation.

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01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: She said when she was pregnant with Stormy, she didn't

1108
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: want anybody to know about it, so she stayed inside

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01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: for eight months. So when the Surgeon General Jerome Adams

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01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: found out about this, they were like, you know, she

1111
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: needs to use her voice to get other young people

1112
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: and social influencers to get out there and talk about

1113
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: staying inside, because a lot of them are not taking

1114
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: this seriously. A lot of young people are not taking

1115
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: this seriously, and we need to get them to understand

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01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: how important it is to stay inside. So we're hoping

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01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: that Kylie can use her voice and get other young

1118
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: people to use their voices to get more people to

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01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: stay inside. Ellen DeGeneres, I don't know if you've checked

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01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: out her Instagram lately, but she is so bored. She's

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01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 1: calling all her celebrity friends like timber Lake, Jessica Bielle,

1122
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: John Legend, Chrissy Teagan, Adam Levine and kind of just

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01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: she's like, so, what are you doing? So what are

1124
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: you doing right now? And most of them are just like,

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01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm on my couch, I'm just hanging out. So now

1126
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 1: her latest is she called Kevin Hart so she just

1127
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: posted that, so if you want to go and check

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01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: that out. She called him up on the phone, and

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01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: j Low and a Rod they're doing a lot of TikTok.

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01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 1: They just posted a new one that's up on A

1131
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: Rod's Instagram. Prince Harry has decided the Invictus Games are

1132
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: not going to happen at all this year. They have

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01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: been postponed toil may or June of twenty twenty one.

1134
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: He said, is the most sensible decision, safest option for everyone.

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01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: So not going to happen this year. Several medical dramas

1136
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: have suspended production. Of course, everybody's just a suspended production.

1137
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: But these medical dramas are going to donate excess supplies

1138
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: to local emergency services because on the show is they're

1139
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: using all these supplies that real places need. So Grey's

1140
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: Anatomy Station nineteen, The Resident, the Good Doctor, They're all

1141
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: donating their supplies to real hospitals, which is pretty cool.

1142
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: Daytime Emmy Awards canceled too many unknowns, so they're not

1143
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: even postponed. They're canceled. The New York Glad Awards definitely canceled.

1144
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: The met Gallet is canceled. A lot of things are

1145
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: not even gonna be postponed anymore. They're just canceling them because,

1146
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: like we know, like they said, they don't know what

1147
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: the future holds right now for these types of things,

1148
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: and so it's just easier to cancel them until next

1149
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: Week's so crazy, Danielle and everyone, Yeah, how everything changed

1150
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: so quickly. Everything is so different than it was two

1151
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Three weeks ago, you're talking about the Glad Awards, canceled,

1152
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,160
Speaker 1: and iHeart Radio Music Awards canceled. We actually went out

1153
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: and bought outfits to wear to these things and then

1154
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: speak and now I'm all dressed up in no place

1155
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: to go. It's crazy. It's crazy. So also today the

1156
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: Hallmark Channel is doing something to make us happy. They're

1157
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: airing Christmas Movie Marathon. It's for two days, two to

1158
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: three days. You need a little Christmas marathon. They think

1159
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: twenty seven original holiday films starting today twelve pm Eastern Time.

1160
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: And of course they're gonna have a couple of their

1161
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: holiday movies and then they'll put their regular movies. So

1162
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: just check your local listings for your Hallwark station. Also

1163
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,040
Speaker 1: this weekend, Netflix has a lot of cool stuff. The

1164
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: Blacklist is on. You've got American Idol, The Walking Dead,

1165
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,439
Speaker 1: kurb Your Enthusiasm, the season finale of that, so check

1166
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: what's going on there. And next hour, of course, we

1167
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 1: got to talk about some other things that our favorite

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01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: celebrities are doing to pass the time and to help

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01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: us get through this time. Hey Daniel, what's that show

1170
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: you told us all to watch on Hulu? Little Fires

1171
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: or something like that, Oh, Little Fires Everywhere? Our friend

1172
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: Rosanna Scotto started watching it last night and she actually

1173
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: told me to leave her alone. She was enjoying it.

1174
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 1: So I love her. Actually, Ali our web web guru Ali,

1175
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 1: she texted me last night she hadn't she didn't read

1176
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: the book, and she's like, oh my gosh, this is amazing.

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01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: I love it. So yeah, even if you haven't read

1178
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: the book, you should watch it. It's it's so good.

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01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: Just got a text from Eric Code three oh five.

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01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: They were planning a trip to Disney in June. They

1181
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: say they're not canceling it or changing it because they

1182
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: know every thing is going to be fine by then.

1183
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this, What is wrong with

1184
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: making plans for something several months from now, having it

1185
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: on the calendar, knowing full well you can you can

1186
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: get your money back. Okay, that's the only thing. You

1187
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: have to have a refundabor ticket. But isn't it kind

1188
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: of nice to know you have something on the calendar

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01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: just in case. I mean, June too soon? I mean

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01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't even they're saying it's too soon. I don't

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01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: know what you think. I always I look forward to something.

1192
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 1: I need something to look forward to in my calendar.

1193
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: I need to put it there. And say, all right,

1194
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: this is what I'm working for and living for right now.

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01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: So yes, I think June might be a little soon,

1196
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: but you might as well book it if you can

1197
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: get your money back, and if you don't have to

1198
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: get your money back, that'd be great. You have something

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01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 1: in June, and if you do, that's okay, just postpone

1200
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 1: it a little bit. So we booked a beach house

1201
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: down the shore the end of June beginning of July.

1202
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: So I figured, you know what, even if things are

1203
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: not we're on the beach and at least we can

1204
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: look at the beach even if it's from the house,

1205
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean, and just be in

1206
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: a different location. It's just a different location. We can

1207
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: try to tell you. It's kind of hard making reservations

1208
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: for anything when half of your friends are out of

1209
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: a job right now. I mean a lot of our

1210
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: friends are. They work in the restaurant industry and they

1211
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,439
Speaker 1: don't know what they're gonna do. So my other thought was, well,

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01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: you know, if they're not working by then let's make

1213
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,959
Speaker 1: sure we can take them with us. Let's do something

1214
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: with them, because I just wow, you know, the service

1215
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: industry has been hit so hard. The hotels, travel, restaurants, everything,

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01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: And you gotta keep in mind when you walk into

1217
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: a restaurant, it's more than just people who come over

1218
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: and take your order. There's bartenders, there's people in the kitchen,

1219
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: there's management, there's you know, catering all these people and

1220
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: in the cruise industry. So if you have a friend

1221
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: who needs a shout out, call them. Also, if you

1222
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: have a friend who's a teacher that can't go to work,

1223
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: or maybe your kids teacher is at home, do a

1224
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: teacher shout out. Send them a text if you have

1225
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: the number, say hey, little my little Johnny, missus. You

1226
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: just don't want to say hi to you, you know

1227
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people out there you probably need

1228
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 1: to read out and say hi to Hey. So, if

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01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: you're stuck in the house with someone, are you fighting is?

1230
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: I want to know what stupid ass things you're fighting about,

1231
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: because I bet it's funny. I bet there's some stupid things.

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01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: We'll start with you, Froggy, you and Lisa. I would

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01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: have fought her already. She walked in there telling you

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01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: to feed the dog. I'm like, you gonna feed the dogs?

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01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: I'm working. Hello, that's what I told her. I went

1236
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: out there around in the corner, just the seeward she's doing.

1237
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 1: She's sitting on the couch. I'm like, did you feed

1238
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: the dogs. She's like, yes, I fed the dogs. Oh,

1239
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: thank you, Lisa. Thanks Lisa. Our own Scotty B is working.

1240
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: He's sequestered in a room in his house because he's

1241
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: working on our logs and producing. He put a sign

1242
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,320
Speaker 1: up that says Elvis drand morning show producer and dad

1243
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,479
Speaker 1: and co head manager of this household Scotty B. Work

1244
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: in progress. Dear Ashley and Cooper. Those are his kids.

1245
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 1: Please don't enter, knock or anything during the hours of

1246
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: six to ten am. If you need something urgent, ask mommy.

1247
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: Please don't bother daddy, otherwise you will be sent to

1248
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,640
Speaker 1: live in your bedroom for the weekend without without your

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Speaker 1: favorite things. Oh my god. So look, it's weird because

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01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here by myself in this house and I'm

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01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: kind of wishing I had someone to fight with. There's

1252
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: no one to argue with here. I was like, what,

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01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: we had a fight yesterday because a box came from

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01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: Amazon and she just brought it in the house and

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01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: set it on the counter. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,

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01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 1: no no no. Do not bring any new boxes from

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01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: outside in the house. Open it in the garage and

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01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 1: bring the item inside in the house. I think that's

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01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:32,759
Speaker 1: a good rule. I tell you what. The high showed

1260
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: up again, Lisa, go put your box away, clean up.

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01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: I just I wish, you know, I wish, Froggy I

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01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,439
Speaker 1: could borrow Lisa here in my house so I could

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01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: have someone to yell at. I would love to yell

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01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: at someone in a second, no problems, all right, we

1265
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: want to hear about the dumb fights you're having. What

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01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: are you arguing about? Because you're stuck in the house together.

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01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: You can text us at fifty five one hundred. Can

1268
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: you hear me right now on my own I don't

1269
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: know I'm hearing text me now at fifty five one hundred,

1270
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: or if you want to call us, we got phones

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01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: here one eight hundred two for two zero one hundred.

1272
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: All right, take it a break, we'll be back after this.

1273
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you in the Morning show when you're

1274
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,559
Speaker 1: feeling under the weather. What's the last thing you want

1275
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,839
Speaker 1: to do? Hike to the pharmacy, right so, let CBS

1276
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: deliver your prescriptions what could be better than that? Visit

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01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:20,679
Speaker 1: CBS dot com slash delivery for details and treat yourself

1278
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: well at cbscher you getting breakfast off my boots. I

1279
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: will never not be relevant. I wish I could just

1280
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 1: complete a sentence. You'll be clo. You're getting a yeah,

1281
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 1: we get this downwa shirt. It wasn't that scandalous. I

1282
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: feel no sexual desire right now at all? Oh god,

1283
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: that was crossing in the morning show. You know a

1284
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: lot of us who are on our own in our houses,

1285
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: like like Gandhi and uh Scary and me. We're by ourselves, right.

1286
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:02,360
Speaker 1: We don't have anyone with us for I don't I

1287
01:10:02,439 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: may not have anyone waiting for weeks. I don't know yet.

1288
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,679
Speaker 1: But yea, it seems like this is a gift of time.

1289
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,879
Speaker 1: We can get stuff done. We can learn a new language,

1290
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: we can watch movies, we can do all sorts of things.

1291
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: But as a matter of fact, we're not doing any

1292
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,160
Speaker 1: of that. We're just sitting there and eating and sleep.

1293
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: You sleep, I mean so, I mean, didn't you have

1294
01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: like a virtual happy hour ready to go with your

1295
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:29,240
Speaker 1: your girlfriends yesterday? Gandhi? What happened to that? Yes? Producer Sam, myself,

1296
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: Carla Marie and Dina with the Pinkcare. We were all

1297
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,680
Speaker 1: going to do a virtual happy hour and somehow we

1298
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 1: all ended up canceling like we had other stuff to

1299
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: do and we don't. It was ridiculous. What did you do?

1300
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: What did you do instead of the virtual happy hour?

1301
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: So when Dina Tex said hey, are you guys all

1302
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: ready to jump on? I was like, oh, I actually

1303
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: just wandered outside to go for a walk. Can you

1304
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: guys give me a little bit of time and I'll

1305
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: be back. Carla Marie I forgot what she said she

1306
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: had to do, and Dina was like, guys, we have

1307
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:59,679
Speaker 1: nothing going on. Let's reschedule for tomorrow. Like okay, yeah,

1308
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we don't have time to get together because

1309
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 1: well we're eating and lying on the couch. Okay, I

1310
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,799
Speaker 1: know this could be I look about with a sadness

1311
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: or depression or anxiety. So let you know, we've got

1312
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:14,080
Speaker 1: to do something with our time. It's a gift and

1313
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste any of it. So we're

1314
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: talking about getting into arguments. If you are stuck at

1315
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:22,719
Speaker 1: home with your with your significant other or your mom

1316
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 1: or your kids, whatever, you're getting into stupid fights. But

1317
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: let me tell you, when you're alone, you also start

1318
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 1: making a list of things you've done to disappoint yourself.

1319
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: For me, for instance, the other day during the food crisis,

1320
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: I bought like three dozen bananas and they're all going

1321
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 1: black at the same time. Oh yea, So now I'm

1322
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: eating bananas every ten minutes. I refuse to let them

1323
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: go to waste, and so I yelled at myself. I'm like,

1324
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 1: why did you do that? You learned your lesson, don't

1325
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 1: hoard food. It's gonna go burn. So if you're alone

1326
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,559
Speaker 1: you can argue as well. But any fights in your

1327
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 1: house and you have two kids and an amphibian of

1328
01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:07,519
Speaker 1: some sort, and what are you doing? Don't jinx it.

1329
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:10,760
Speaker 1: But so far it's actually been less fights with the

1330
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: kids than normal. I'm good, Okay, keep it telling. Yeah,

1331
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 1: it's really weird. They've been getting outside more and today

1332
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be seventy five degrees, so I'm sure gonna

1333
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 1: be outside kicking around the soccer ball. And we have

1334
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: a park right next door, which it's a tiny little park.

1335
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 1: Nobody goes except for the people on the block, and

1336
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: they just go and kick the soccer, ball around, so

1337
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: they have a lot of places they can go to

1338
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,519
Speaker 1: get their energy out there. I'm gonna come over to

1339
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,799
Speaker 1: your park and start fights. I'm coming over Line twenty

1340
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,320
Speaker 1: one is Pam. Let's see what they're fighting about. I

1341
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: just want to hear the stupid things you're fighting about.

1342
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,960
Speaker 1: You can text me at fifty five one hundred. I

1343
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 1: want to read about this. Hi, Pam. How's it going

1344
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: going good? Okay, so you are stuck in the house

1345
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,640
Speaker 1: with your husband and you're spending more time than you

1346
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: used too with each other? Correct too much? Oh? Okay,

1347
01:12:55,439 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: I hear it. What are you like? What awful thing saying?

1348
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 1: Are you fighting about? Right now? He's not folding the

1349
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 1: towels the way I do is when you put in

1350
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 1: the cabinet the follow over. He's not. But that's important. Yeah,

1351
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 1: it is important. He's not folding the towels to your satisfaction.

1352
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 1: I can't right, I understand. Yeah, you're used to one way.

1353
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,679
Speaker 1: I get it right. Is this his way of making

1354
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 1: you fold him? Is he gonna be like, well, then

1355
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 1: you fold them? I mean, is it going to turn

1356
01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 1: into that? Well he said that, and I said, well,

1357
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm not going to redo your job. You guys sound

1358
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: like you're really you're really fighting over this. Yeah. Well,

1359
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: at my work, I'm a manager, so I told him

1360
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to be the managers. You're going to be

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01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,560
Speaker 1: one of my employees, and I'm going to give you

1362
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 1: a director to do something. Oh oh boy, okay, well

1363
01:13:54,479 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 1: that yeah, hey call us, yeah yeah, don't take college Monday.

1364
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 1: Let us know how your towels and how your husband's doing,

1365
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: and if you're still together. I want to hear if

1366
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 1: you're going to separate. I don't know. Thank you, have

1367
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,880
Speaker 1: a good weekend. I love. I'm watching Danielle in her

1368
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,080
Speaker 1: basement doing the show and her husband in his underwears.

1369
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:16,280
Speaker 1: In the background, he's feeding the bearded dragon or giving

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01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: him water. I beg your pardon naked, and he's feeding

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01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 1: the bearded dragon. Know what I'm saying? Put pants on,

1372
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:32,679
Speaker 1: Guys that I'm on skype with the whole show. Right, Wait,

1373
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 1: is he really putting a box of crickets in with

1374
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,600
Speaker 1: the Kimodo dragon. Yeah, he's gotta eat live crickets, so

1375
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,559
Speaker 1: he feeds him the live crickets every morning. Do they

1376
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: ever get out and just jump all over the house? Oh,

1377
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: we found crickets a couple different. Oh yeah all the time.

1378
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: I think there's some in your husband's underwear. Right block

1379
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,240
Speaker 1: the camera. This guy's line twenty four is a Craig.

1380
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 1: Let's see what they're fighting about. They're stuck with each other.

1381
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 1: They love each other, but I don't know. Not every

1382
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: moment's a golden moment. Hey, welcome to the show. Welcome

1383
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: to Friday. How you doing, Hey, how's it going? Guys?

1384
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:08,560
Speaker 1: I think we're okay? Are we okay? Guys? Yeah? I

1385
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 1: got a half naked man feeding crickets to a dragon

1386
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 1: over here. Hi, Sheldon, So, Craig, you and your wife

1387
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,760
Speaker 1: are fighting about what. Well, I'll go out to go

1388
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: get some home improvement supplies and she messes me and

1389
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 1: wants me to pick up chocolate chip cookies. Well, all

1390
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: the fast food restaurants are out of chocolate and cookies,

1391
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 1: and she blames me like I'm in charge of their

1392
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 1: food supply, that they didn't have chocolate. Ship. Also, what

1393
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: she wanted you to drive around town to fifty different

1394
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: grocery stores until you found chocolate chip cookies. I mean

1395
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 1: she was mad that you came home without them, like

1396
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: pissed off pretty much. Yeah, I'm sorry, Craig, that's not

1397
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,880
Speaker 1: did you bring her like a macadamia nut white chocolate?

1398
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 1: I mean, did you bring her something different? No, it

1399
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 1: was chocolate ship cookies or nothing. So yesterday I winning

1400
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: got a chocolate ship cookies. Okay, good, I know. All right. See, Craig,

1401
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,639
Speaker 1: you want to make her happy, but that is something

1402
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,639
Speaker 1: silly to fight over. Thanks for calling, Thanks for listening.

1403
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,439
Speaker 1: Keep it together, man, and have a great weekend. Okay,

1404
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 1: all right, guys. Thanks, all right, beth Is, Let's see

1405
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: what Beth is arguing about with her husband. See, I'm

1406
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: kind of glad I'm alone in a way. I don't Hey, Beth,

1407
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: what are you guys arguing about? Right? So, actually we're

1408
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,799
Speaker 1: I live in New York City and we're recently married

1409
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: one month in so this is a great test of

1410
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:30,479
Speaker 1: the marriage. And I'm usually out working very late. So

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01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,719
Speaker 1: I started to take up cooking this week. And on Monday,

1412
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,439
Speaker 1: my husband gets home and he goes, what is this?

1413
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 1: And he's smelling all these new smells. Took out some

1414
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: new spices, and I made a crispy chicken, a breaded chicken.

1415
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:49,639
Speaker 1: He goes, it's supposed to be hotter. It's not crispy enough.

1416
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:55,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I took out a recipe book that

1417
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,840
Speaker 1: was made during my bottle shower, try to get really

1418
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 1: crafty here, and that made that comment, and I looked

1419
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: at him. I go, I guess you're going to be

1420
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 1: cooking and the rest of our time at home. So

1421
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,600
Speaker 1: I've now stopped cooking for the for the time that

1422
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 1: we are locked up here in our apartment. Oh really,

1423
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,679
Speaker 1: so you're going to prove a point by just refusing

1424
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,639
Speaker 1: to cook anything? Because oh yeah, and it started this week.

1425
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:28,680
Speaker 1: I now became the bartender in the apartment. Oh is

1426
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,400
Speaker 1: it like a new rule where he has to cook

1427
01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: his own food? Otherwise he just doesn't. Yeah, you know,

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01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,680
Speaker 1: he will cook for me too, and I'll make the

1429
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,439
Speaker 1: cocktails while while he's cooking. All right, So the gay guys,

1430
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:41,559
Speaker 1: it sounds like they're adjusting. Okay, So it started out

1431
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: as a brawl, but now you're okay, Now you're you're

1432
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 1: getting drunk, you're the bartender. Now we're celebrating being home

1433
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,960
Speaker 1: by ourselves and actually spending more time together. But it

1434
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: was a rough start, all right, Well, Beth, what did

1435
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,760
Speaker 1: you put in the chicken that he did not approve of?

1436
01:17:56,840 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 1: It was a lack of crispiness or a weird spice. Um,

1437
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:04,400
Speaker 1: so we were trying some new spices. I actually added

1438
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:08,640
Speaker 1: the coriander into it, which she was not a fan of.

1439
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: You know, you know what coriander is, right, guys, it's

1440
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 1: dried cilantro. I love it. Oh God, you're Indian. You're

1441
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:23,280
Speaker 1: supposed to like that. Indians loveander. Yeah, we do. We

1442
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 1: put it on everything. I know you all right, Look,

1443
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 1: thank you, Beth. You just you stick with the cocktails.

1444
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: We love you. Have a great weekend. Thank you, Thank

1445
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: you too. Bye. I got Ryan fighting with his roommate

1446
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:38,280
Speaker 1: because of oh, a bad cleaning habit. Ryan, do you

1447
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:39,760
Speaker 1: want to fill in the blanks. Why are you yelling

1448
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:43,880
Speaker 1: at your roommate? Well, yelled him a lot begin with,

1449
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:47,240
Speaker 1: But yester, I called him cleaning the bathroom, the toilet,

1450
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: the bath and floor of the sinking in the bathtub

1451
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: with toilet paper. Yeah clean, You're supposed to clean your

1452
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 1: ass with toilet paper, not the floor. Correct in the

1453
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,040
Speaker 1: fun things. I've shown him where all the cleaning supplies

1454
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,280
Speaker 1: are one hundred times, but he just wants for it.

1455
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 1: All right, Well, so what is he yelling at you about?

1456
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 1: Obviously there's something about you that's driving him nuts. Where

1457
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: are you? No, he doesn't only he doesn't talk to

1458
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 1: me that much. I just yell at him constantly. It

1459
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:21,880
Speaker 1: sounds like a lot of fun. That's why. All right, right,

1460
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 1: good luck. But I think you're right. You shouldn't be

1461
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: cleaning the bathroom with the toilet paper. So I don't know. So,

1462
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 1: so okay, thank you have a great weekend. So the

1463
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:34,280
Speaker 1: question is this, if you're all alone and isolated like me,

1464
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 1: you you wish you had someone there. But if you're

1465
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: there with a room house full of people, are you

1466
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: secretly wishing you could just have some alone time in

1467
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: the house to yourself. I'm sure I don't think that's natural, right, scary?

1468
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,519
Speaker 1: You're doing okay in your isolation? Yeah, No, I'm fine

1469
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 1: because I'm just by myself. I just I'm just having,

1470
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 1: you know, fights within my own head. I'm like, like,

1471
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 1: what what are you fighting? I'm like, am I gonna

1472
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 1: you know? Am I gonna go? You know? And am

1473
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 1: I gonna cook tonight? Am I gonna do a takeout?

1474
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 1: Am I gonna you know? Am I gonna actually get

1475
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 1: these chores done? Or am I just gonna lay in bed,

1476
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 1: and I usually wind up laying in bed. You're not

1477
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:13,120
Speaker 1: an internal struggle. What are you in Heather fighting about?

1478
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 1: We're arguing, you know what about the cooking a little

1479
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,000
Speaker 1: bit and the dishes. I've noticed I don't like to

1480
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,680
Speaker 1: do the dishes. I like to let them sit in

1481
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,760
Speaker 1: the sink, which she hates. But she's home right now,

1482
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: so she should be doing the dishes. I hate to say. Oh,

1483
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:30,880
Speaker 1: so the little lady does the dishes like we do,

1484
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 1: but some of them we have to hand wash because

1485
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: she likes using the fine china for some reason. I

1486
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:39,880
Speaker 1: don't know. Fine, you guys have fine china, china, And

1487
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we you know, this isn't the Queen,

1488
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, coming over to visit and I'm not coming over? Yeah, Daniel,

1489
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:49,600
Speaker 1: what were you about to say? I interrupted you. I'm sorry, No,

1490
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,599
Speaker 1: it's fine. Four hours yesterday after the show, I slept

1491
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 1: I and I did not mean to, but all of

1492
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 1: a sudden, it was like three o'clock in the afternoon,

1493
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:06,679
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, what the hell happened? Never heard? All? Right? Look,

1494
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, best of luck, don't fight with yourself, don't

1495
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: fight with with anyone else. But sometimes it's good to

1496
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,000
Speaker 1: kind of like play fight, but you know, don't get

1497
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 1: don't let it get too deep, you know, I mean,

1498
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,320
Speaker 1: but eating them fine, China, we got to talk about that, innate.

1499
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't get that at all. One more call from Karen.

1500
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:28,599
Speaker 1: She's a teacher. Yeah, Karen, you're you're arguing with your students.

1501
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,879
Speaker 1: What about Yes, I'm arguing with my two new students

1502
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: about wearing pants. What do you mean? Well, my new

1503
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:39,160
Speaker 1: students are also my children, and they refuse to wear pants.

1504
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,760
Speaker 1: I have a four year old in an eight year old,

1505
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: and she hates wearing pants. Apparently this week they can't

1506
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 1: learn while they're pantless. Well, you know, she can. We've

1507
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:51,320
Speaker 1: been going a panphless because I'm trying to teach my

1508
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: students as well as third grade and pre K. So

1509
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,479
Speaker 1: I'm picking my battle. So we're kind of doing a

1510
01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 1: pantless school here in our house. So I'm a lot

1511
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,679
Speaker 1: of kids who are who are computering in and doing

1512
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:07,000
Speaker 1: virtual classes. Are they going without pants? Because I mean,

1513
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 1: you can't see below the you know, the neck. No, No,

1514
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 1: I can't see them. So I hope they have pants

1515
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,600
Speaker 1: on because I teach fourth grade. So I'm hoping they

1516
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 1: have pants on, but I don't really know who knows,

1517
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 1: because I want to watch the news, and when when

1518
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: I go into Wolf Blitzer's situation room, I'm wondering, are

1519
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:27,680
Speaker 1: they wearing pants? They don't have to wear pants? They

1520
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,600
Speaker 1: all right, Thank you, Karen, and best of luck and

1521
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,559
Speaker 1: have a good weekend. And gets nice to know someone's

1522
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,439
Speaker 1: listening to us. Should we take a break and get

1523
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:36,600
Speaker 1: out of here for a second, or should we do

1524
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,360
Speaker 1: three things you need to know? Let's do that? Um

1525
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:44,439
Speaker 1: with Gandhi? Who has no pants on? What's going on? Gandhi? Um?

1526
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,439
Speaker 1: I do have pants on just for this report. I've

1527
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 1: dressed up for you guys. The governor of California is

1528
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: ordering that nearly forty million people, all the residents of California,

1529
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,640
Speaker 1: stay home, in an effort to slow the spread of

1530
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. People are still going to be allowed to

1531
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:00,759
Speaker 1: do things like go to the grocery store, go for walks,

1532
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: pick up your medicine, and it's not going to be

1533
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 1: enforced by police. But everyone's hoping that social pressure will

1534
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:08,280
Speaker 1: really regulate this. And there's a reason for that. It's

1535
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 1: because there have been some projections that fifty six percent

1536
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,360
Speaker 1: of the population of California could become infected in an

1537
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: eight week period. That's twenty five and a half million people,

1538
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,680
Speaker 1: and some experts are warning that worst case scenario, if

1539
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 1: we don't do the social distancing that we are all

1540
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 1: trying to do right now, it could lead to one

1541
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:26,759
Speaker 1: million deaths because the spread of this is so rapid,

1542
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,959
Speaker 1: So that number can definitely be reduced to the thousands

1543
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 1: if we adhere to the social distancing. So let's just

1544
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,640
Speaker 1: keep doing that. Lots of people jumping into action now

1545
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,120
Speaker 1: and changing the way that they operate, and this is

1546
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: actually really good. Danielle reported earlier that all of the

1547
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:43,000
Speaker 1: medical shows that have stopped filming are donating their supplies,

1548
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 1: so Grey's Anatomy and the like. Some automakers are shifting

1549
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 1: their production lines to start producing ventilators, and a lot

1550
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: of restaurants that we're not delivering before are now delivering.

1551
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,320
Speaker 1: So we have been saying it and we're going to

1552
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,240
Speaker 1: keep saying it. Support them if you can, because they

1553
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 1: are local businesses and without your help, they're going to

1554
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,040
Speaker 1: have some problems, and they're helping as well. Divorce attorneys

1555
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,479
Speaker 1: are like pizza delivery. They actually just show up at

1556
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:08,240
Speaker 1: your house with the paperwork. You're like, okay, thank you.

1557
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:12,920
Speaker 1: They might be. And how about this. Americans are now

1558
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 1: reportedly crossing into Mexico to buy supplies because we know

1559
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:18,640
Speaker 1: that all of these big box stores are limiting how

1560
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,880
Speaker 1: much stuff you can get, so people are hopping the border,

1561
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,800
Speaker 1: going to the costco in Tijuana and buying all of

1562
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:27,920
Speaker 1: the toilet paper and food and non perishables cleaning supplies

1563
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 1: that they can. So there's been a rush now into

1564
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 1: Mexico for supplies. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi.

1565
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Good good morning God.

1566
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:46,840
Speaker 1: We've blocked all control of the show shows. Heary Jones,

1567
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:49,320
Speaker 1: The Titans of Baking are back on Food Network. Buddy

1568
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,400
Speaker 1: the Last Joe and Duff Golden push each other to

1569
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:53,840
Speaker 1: create the best cakes of their careers in this epic

1570
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: battle for baking domination. Buddy Versus Duff Too is back

1571
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,639
Speaker 1: with an all new episode this Sunday at nine eighth

1572
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 1: cent on Food Network El Show. Hey, good morning to

1573
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 1: Jose Camacho. He is on his way to work. He's

1574
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 1: so give me a shout out. Okay, there's your shout out.

1575
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, Jose, Welcome to Friday. You know, so

1576
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,200
Speaker 1: I had I have three dozen bananas that are going black,

1577
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,640
Speaker 1: and so everyone's saying, appeal them and freeze them. I

1578
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 1: can use them in protein shakes. Great idea, smartest listener.

1579
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: People are saying, you should make banana bread with your

1580
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:29,120
Speaker 1: bad bananas, yes, or banana cream pie. Oh my god,

1581
01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:31,040
Speaker 1: Now I don't I have too many things. I need

1582
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:36,240
Speaker 1: more bananas. Now have to go buy more bananas. Shrimp? Yeah,

1583
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:39,080
Speaker 1: I know how many different shrimp and banana dishes can

1584
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 1: we do? Here's okay, let me take you back to

1585
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,840
Speaker 1: the listeners again. Text me your answer at fifty five

1586
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 1: one hundred. If I want to learn a new language

1587
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 1: this weekend, what is the best app or program to

1588
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:51,880
Speaker 1: use or website? What is the best way for me

1589
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:55,920
Speaker 1: as an old guy who has a tough time remembering things?

1590
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,639
Speaker 1: What's the best way for me to learn a new language.

1591
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna learn a new language. Maybe I'll start with English.

1592
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start learning English. College choice. Yeah, why not?

1593
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,760
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. We never went around the

1594
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 1: room thirty minutes ago. We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's

1595
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,720
Speaker 1: on your mind today? So? You know how we've talked

1596
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 1: about how basically facetiming someone is like showing up at

1597
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,800
Speaker 1: their house. So because of that and all of the

1598
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 1: increase in Facebook, I've had to cleep my apartment cleaner

1599
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:23,960
Speaker 1: than I've ever had to keep it before. And I

1600
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,640
Speaker 1: think that's a good thing because so many people are

1601
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,880
Speaker 1: just showing up now. And my mom, of course, is

1602
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: the one who would be like, what's going on over there?

1603
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,360
Speaker 1: You need some help, I'll come there and clean your room. Nope,

1604
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,920
Speaker 1: everything's fine over here. Don't worry about me. Yeah, here's

1605
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,880
Speaker 1: what you gotta do. You have to have a FaceTime corner.

1606
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,280
Speaker 1: So if I see a FaceTime coming in and I

1607
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:41,000
Speaker 1: do actually pick it up, I run to that corner

1608
01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:43,639
Speaker 1: because it's clean and you can't tell what's going on. Yes,

1609
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,080
Speaker 1: and lighting. You need to have good lighting in that

1610
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,519
Speaker 1: corner too, because good lighting calls man who I know.

1611
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:50,320
Speaker 1: It's like walking around Disney World and they have the

1612
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,280
Speaker 1: photo op places where you go where it's like really

1613
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:56,479
Speaker 1: nice photop areas at my house by the way, But

1614
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 1: you're right, though, don't FaceTime unless you're warning me ahead

1615
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,719
Speaker 1: of time, because I'll never pick what about you, Daniel

1616
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? So, you know, I never

1617
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:08,320
Speaker 1: thought I would miss certain people like so much, but Mustafa,

1618
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,160
Speaker 1: who is our coffee guy, and we see him every

1619
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,360
Speaker 1: single morning. He's the first person I see every single

1620
01:27:14,439 --> 01:27:16,120
Speaker 1: morning when I come to work, and he always a

1621
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,960
Speaker 1: good morning, and he gives me my coffee and he's

1622
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:20,599
Speaker 1: always smiling and he gets my day going. I miss

1623
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,840
Speaker 1: him so much because he's the first person that gets

1624
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:26,479
Speaker 1: my day going. So still down there, I don't think

1625
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: he is. He said that he was going to probably

1626
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 1: stop coming because there was really no customers anymore. So

1627
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,040
Speaker 1: shout out to him because I know he listens every morning.

1628
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 1: So I hope you're staying safe. We miss you, Mustafa.

1629
01:27:35,439 --> 01:27:38,320
Speaker 1: We can't wait to get that morning coffee again from you. Wow, scary,

1630
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:39,680
Speaker 1: what's up with you today? You know? So it's been

1631
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:42,240
Speaker 1: it's been a growing trend where every day at noon,

1632
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:44,560
Speaker 1: the President would talk, and then at one o'clock the

1633
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,800
Speaker 1: New York Governor would talk, and then two o'clock the

1634
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:49,200
Speaker 1: theyre which I did something yesterday for the first time

1635
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:52,639
Speaker 1: that haven't done in two weeks. I turned it all off,

1636
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:56,240
Speaker 1: and I gotta say I was I actually had a

1637
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,760
Speaker 1: better day yesterday, you know, because you know when things

1638
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:02,560
Speaker 1: are important. I'm gonna phone notification. I'll find out. I

1639
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,400
Speaker 1: don't need to hang on every word of every minute

1640
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 1: of every hour of every report. It's gonna be okay.

1641
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,640
Speaker 1: And I really can tell you that I'm I have

1642
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:14,519
Speaker 1: lower anxiety because of it, and you all should do

1643
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:17,160
Speaker 1: the same. Unplus, hey, you what's scary. If anything big happens,

1644
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: we'll call you. So just turn out. I'm telling you.

1645
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:23,080
Speaker 1: Yesterday Mayor Deblasio in New York City did his thing

1646
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:25,360
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of death, doom and destruction.

1647
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, dear Lord, turned this off. Yeah, it

1648
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:34,240
Speaker 1: was crazy, that man so good, very good timing. So

1649
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,879
Speaker 1: Danielle is in her basement with her with her family upstairs.

1650
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:41,800
Speaker 1: Gandhi's alone in her apartment in Jersey, and Froggy's in

1651
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,639
Speaker 1: his bedroom in Jacksonville, Florida. I'm in my kitchen out

1652
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:49,000
Speaker 1: in the middle of the country, and but Scary and

1653
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 1: Straightenate are in the studio in Manhattan. What's it like

1654
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: in New York City right now? Because it seems like

1655
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:58,639
Speaker 1: a foreign land to me. It's it's very very quiet, scary,

1656
01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,800
Speaker 1: And I walked to the garage yesterday day and we

1657
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,639
Speaker 1: didn't pass a single person. We walked I think three blocks.

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01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 1: We didn't pass a single person person. And if you've

1659
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:08,000
Speaker 1: ever been in New York City, you know you can't

1660
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 1: walk an inch without passing a person on the on

1661
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,040
Speaker 1: the sidewalks of New York City. It's it's kind of

1662
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,559
Speaker 1: like that movie I Am Legend. There's not a lot

1663
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:18,400
Speaker 1: of cars on the road. It's very quiet. And as

1664
01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:21,639
Speaker 1: far as the building itself, the iHeartRadio building, we house

1665
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:25,360
Speaker 1: six radio stations here and there may be about eight

1666
01:29:25,479 --> 01:29:28,439
Speaker 1: or nine people in the entire building, and everybody's doing

1667
01:29:28,479 --> 01:29:31,519
Speaker 1: the social distancing, you know. I saw I saw our

1668
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,559
Speaker 1: friend Greg t in the hall before. I just kind

1669
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:35,960
Speaker 1: of waved at I'm like hi, bye, and in a

1670
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,880
Speaker 1: lot of other friends. It's it's interesting, it's very very

1671
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:43,439
Speaker 1: very eerie. Well, keep keep people all out of that studio. Yeah,

1672
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,439
Speaker 1: you guys got to stay stay nice and healthy. Yeah. Well,

1673
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,320
Speaker 1: and Scary's case just scaries it. You know, we don't

1674
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:56,200
Speaker 1: want to get worse, you know, listen, but a lot

1675
01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:58,519
Speaker 1: of people don't have studios in their house. Like Garrett,

1676
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,920
Speaker 1: for instance, he is at home, but he's got it.

1677
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,720
Speaker 1: He's got a cool wife, he's got kids, he's got

1678
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: a dog. You've got a good life out there. Are

1679
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:06,040
Speaker 1: you getting a little crazy out there? Garrett? How are

1680
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,400
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? Yes, now we're at peak crazy. I

1681
01:30:08,479 --> 01:30:11,479
Speaker 1: mean my son, Hudson wants me to teach him karate.

1682
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,559
Speaker 1: I know nothing about karate, but he wants to learn karate.

1683
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:18,720
Speaker 1: So here comes YouTube. But yeah, you know karate, and

1684
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:22,720
Speaker 1: now's the time get it? Though, I know exactly, but yeah, no,

1685
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm on my couch right now, just hanging. You know,

1686
01:30:24,439 --> 01:30:26,519
Speaker 1: this is a very good show. If I wasn't working

1687
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:29,360
Speaker 1: for you, I would listen to the show. Oh really,

1688
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought the first hour was kind

1689
01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:34,320
Speaker 1: of slow. But it's picking up. And you're here with sound,

1690
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:36,200
Speaker 1: so you're here to save our lives. What's going on

1691
01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,720
Speaker 1: in sound? What do you have? All right, let's talk.

1692
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the tonight show. So Jimmy Fallon's doing

1693
01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:42,679
Speaker 1: from his house, and he was talking about how people

1694
01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:45,360
Speaker 1: that want to go to amusement parks can't, so they're

1695
01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:49,320
Speaker 1: turning to YouTube. People are now watching YouTube videos to

1696
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:53,599
Speaker 1: take virtual rides of Disney attractions. It's pretty realistic. Actually,

1697
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:55,320
Speaker 1: before you watch it, they still make you way three

1698
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:59,760
Speaker 1: and a half hours. You knows missing people laughing? Which

1699
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 1: don't we have a laugh track? Froggy, Yeah, I do

1700
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: have a lot of tell me, tell me when you're

1701
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: ready to play it again. And when he gets to

1702
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,840
Speaker 1: the punchline, play the laugh track. This will be fat

1703
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Now watching tube videos to take virtual rides of Disney attractions.

1704
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,400
Speaker 1: It's pretty realistic. Actually, before you watch it, they still

1705
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:21,400
Speaker 1: make you way three and a half hours. Very nice.

1706
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:26,680
Speaker 1: All right, so uting the audience, this is good. I've

1707
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:29,640
Speaker 1: been getting back into Jersey Shore. So Jersey Shore was

1708
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:33,160
Speaker 1: on last night and Mike the situation obviously is out

1709
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: of jail, and he was talking about the things he

1710
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:39,759
Speaker 1: did in jail, including smuggling chicken. So when Michael Cohen

1711
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,639
Speaker 1: came into prison, I was like, all right, I heard

1712
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,240
Speaker 1: he didn't need chicken. So I went straight up to

1713
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:46,240
Speaker 1: Michael Cohen. I was like, listen, Mike, I'm gonna need

1714
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 1: you to do something for me. This is first day

1715
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:49,760
Speaker 1: walked in. You know, He's like, what if anything, Like,

1716
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,760
Speaker 1: what do you need? I said, I'm gonna need you

1717
01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:54,519
Speaker 1: to smuggle chicken from me. I'm the main line. Give

1718
01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:56,479
Speaker 1: it to me. I'm gonna put into buy locker, so

1719
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,560
Speaker 1: I get an extra serving and I'm gonna eat it

1720
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 1: after I left. He's like, no problem, no problem. Thursday

1721
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,960
Speaker 1: comes around with his chicken day, Cohen is nowhere to

1722
01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:09,720
Speaker 1: be found. M hmm. Interesting that they're talking about chicken.

1723
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:12,160
Speaker 1: And that's where we're going through with the grocery stores

1724
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:15,040
Speaker 1: right now. Michael Cohen, by the way, that was that

1725
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,280
Speaker 1: was Donald Trump's attorney that went to jail, Remember that guy.

1726
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:21,920
Speaker 1: So now correct, he's heading out with Mike. The situation

1727
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,400
Speaker 1: this is great. That's a bat reality show of sin

1728
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 1: itself there, mix them all up in prison. All right,

1729
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:30,599
Speaker 1: go ahead, all right, So we've been playing great clips

1730
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:34,200
Speaker 1: of how Italy is handling with isolation. They got to

1731
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:37,000
Speaker 1: their balconies that they have groups sing along as they

1732
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:40,559
Speaker 1: sound great. Well, this one Italian woman decided to break

1733
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:43,200
Speaker 1: out her flute and didn't go over so well because

1734
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:46,160
Speaker 1: her neighbor threw a water jug at her, and then

1735
01:32:46,200 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: she started beating up her neighbor. They were using all

1736
01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:04,320
Speaker 1: sorts of fat language there by the way. I don't

1737
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 1: know if you know that I was sold it was clear,

1738
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:11,560
Speaker 1: So okay, go ahead, all right, let's talk about some

1739
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,840
Speaker 1: new music that came out. Justin Bieber decided to put

1740
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:17,719
Speaker 1: out an acoustic version of his song Intentions. It's perfect

1741
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:27,840
Speaker 1: coaches make them job shall with Yeah, that sounds great.

1742
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 1: You know, Justin Bieber's being very, very very good at

1743
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:37,160
Speaker 1: keeping us up to date with how he's doing and everything.

1744
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 1: You know, I actually love taking a little time out

1745
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:42,519
Speaker 1: to see what our favorite celebrities are doing. And most

1746
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:44,519
Speaker 1: of them are doing okay. You know, it's good to

1747
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,320
Speaker 1: have him out there, especially if they give us new

1748
01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:48,680
Speaker 1: music or if they perform for us live. Did you

1749
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:53,280
Speaker 1: see the video of um Oh, the guy who wrote

1750
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:57,679
Speaker 1: cats h three names, Andrew Lloyd Webber? Andrew Lloyd Webber?

1751
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:01,280
Speaker 1: Did you see him playing music from um when? Of

1752
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: his musicals? Which one was it? I have no brain, see,

1753
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:05,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember which one of what he said that

1754
01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:07,560
Speaker 1: it was like he had never played it before and

1755
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,479
Speaker 1: he wanted to see what people thought of it or something.

1756
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,680
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. Don't you love listening to us

1757
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:14,160
Speaker 1: for the fact we don't know what they are, but

1758
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,920
Speaker 1: we'll tell you some of the story. And it was

1759
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,200
Speaker 1: it was weird. Does see Andrew? Would weever do that?

1760
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:21,240
Speaker 1: Because he's done? It didn't seem like the type to

1761
01:34:21,320 --> 01:34:23,920
Speaker 1: be doing something like that, but I mean everybody's you know,

1762
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:26,240
Speaker 1: he played it. He played his piano beautifully. It was

1763
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 1: from Phantom of the Opera. All right? What else? Yeah?

1764
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,880
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? All right? And then finally, if you're

1765
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:32,880
Speaker 1: having a dance party in your house tonight, maybe stream

1766
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:36,519
Speaker 1: this from Stevie OK lazingg and will I am this

1767
01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:53,559
Speaker 1: is love you more? Oh my god. You know when

1768
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:55,320
Speaker 1: I hear of Stevie Oki, all I think about is

1769
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 1: getting caked, because I would love a cake right now?

1770
01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:02,280
Speaker 1: Are you guys? Do you have them lunches? Yeah? Yeah,

1771
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:06,560
Speaker 1: you're a good American Garrett, Thank you so much. Have

1772
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:12,240
Speaker 1: a great weekend, your kid karate All right, there you

1773
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,439
Speaker 1: have it? Uh, who do you want to do? You

1774
01:35:14,479 --> 01:35:19,000
Speaker 1: want to do? Danielle here? Sure? All right? If you're

1775
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,720
Speaker 1: just turning us on for the first time this week,

1776
01:35:21,479 --> 01:35:23,280
Speaker 1: if you're turning us on for the first time this week,

1777
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,360
Speaker 1: we're not in the same room with each other. We're

1778
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,240
Speaker 1: all over in our we're in our in our houses.

1779
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,960
Speaker 1: So we're looking we've gotten this far that we've we've

1780
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:32,320
Speaker 1: traveled this this far down the road. I think we're okay,

1781
01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 1: are you guys feeling good. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling great.

1782
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:38,600
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's do it, Danielle, what do

1783
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:41,400
Speaker 1: you have? Alright? So we were just talking about how

1784
01:35:41,479 --> 01:35:43,880
Speaker 1: some of our favorite celebrities are getting through this. So

1785
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,400
Speaker 1: Anthony Hopkins posting videos playing piano for his cat. I

1786
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:50,360
Speaker 1: notice a lot of celebrities are playing piano and doing

1787
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:53,400
Speaker 1: single longs and stuff like that. Shack actually showed up

1788
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:57,000
Speaker 1: for our first grade class FaceTime lesson, which was really cool.

1789
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:00,519
Speaker 1: A family friend, Um is one of the students, so

1790
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:03,639
Speaker 1: that was awesome and the kids were excited, the parents

1791
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:06,200
Speaker 1: were excited. Imagine Shack, do you You're sitting there like

1792
01:36:06,240 --> 01:36:08,519
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Shack shows up, like what the hell.

1793
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 1: And celebrities are getting in on the TikTok fun, especially

1794
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,920
Speaker 1: if it's a celebrity that has a kid at home

1795
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:17,800
Speaker 1: like Jlo and just like an album. Mariah Carey, I know,

1796
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:20,960
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus was even doing some TikTok stuff. Jlo actually

1797
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:22,920
Speaker 1: just posted and so did a Rod some stuff they

1798
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:26,800
Speaker 1: did with the kids. I think yesterday Harry si Style says, Look,

1799
01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:29,559
Speaker 1: I'm in isolation with a couple of friends. We're working

1800
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:32,599
Speaker 1: on music. We've got some games going on. We are

1801
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:37,280
Speaker 1: also doing face masks. He's learning Italian and sign language

1802
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:40,240
Speaker 1: Elvis right now. So that's what Harry Styles has been doing.

1803
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:45,680
Speaker 1: Cardi B has been entertaining herself. She played Jenga but

1804
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,680
Speaker 1: she used her head. If you don't know what I'm

1805
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:52,479
Speaker 1: talking about, go to her Instagram and just check it out. Okay, yeah,

1806
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,639
Speaker 1: Cardi B. The weekend, He's got a new album out today.

1807
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:57,920
Speaker 1: It's called After Hours. There are no featured guests on

1808
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,760
Speaker 1: this album, which is kind of interesting for weekend, but

1809
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:02,800
Speaker 1: he says that he's hoping that this album will be

1810
01:37:02,840 --> 01:37:05,519
Speaker 1: comforting to everybody. He wants music to help heal the

1811
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:07,720
Speaker 1: world during this time, So if you want, you can

1812
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:10,400
Speaker 1: download that today or you know, however you get your music.

1813
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:14,120
Speaker 1: A lot of celebrities are doing those little online concerts.

1814
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:18,400
Speaker 1: The global citizens are doing these concerts called Together at Home.

1815
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:20,639
Speaker 1: I know the other day we watched Chris Martin do one,

1816
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:23,679
Speaker 1: John Legend did one, Nile Horn just did one, Charlie

1817
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:26,240
Speaker 1: Pooth in common. They're all doing them on Instagram live.

1818
01:37:26,479 --> 01:37:28,360
Speaker 1: So just keep checking and just keep like you know,

1819
01:37:28,479 --> 01:37:31,160
Speaker 1: googling and looking around because they're popping up here and there.

1820
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Playboy is done and they're saying it's due to the

1821
01:37:34,160 --> 01:37:37,840
Speaker 1: coronavirus that the next issue the will be their last

1822
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:41,679
Speaker 1: print issue, and then after that it will be all digital. Sorry, Froggy,

1823
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:46,960
Speaker 1: I know you're very just okay. And the Hallmark Channel

1824
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:50,560
Speaker 1: thinks we need a little Christmas because we do. I

1825
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:53,360
Speaker 1: think we do. Do you think we do? They're gonna

1826
01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:55,519
Speaker 1: do a Yeah, They're gonna do a little Christmas movie

1827
01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:58,479
Speaker 1: marathon for the next couple of days, twenty seven original

1828
01:37:58,600 --> 01:38:01,439
Speaker 1: holiday films. It's gonna start today at twelve pm Eastern.

1829
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:04,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna go all weekend. So just check because sometimes

1830
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:05,960
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a Christmas movie than other times they're

1831
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:08,599
Speaker 1: gonna have one of their other there are other fantastic movies.

1832
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:11,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out my this is my Hallmark Christmas

1833
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 1: watching Sweatshirt, and I'm gonna put it on today so

1834
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:16,280
Speaker 1: that I can watch my Hallmark movies. I can't wait

1835
01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:19,160
Speaker 1: on Netflix. And Netflix has a lot of cool things

1836
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:22,839
Speaker 1: on this weekend, so check that. Also, you've got Blacklist,

1837
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:26,320
Speaker 1: American Idol, The Walking Dead, and Curb Your Enthusiasm is

1838
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:29,639
Speaker 1: wrapping things off for us as well. Okay, so there's

1839
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:32,200
Speaker 1: a challenge for the weekend. Okay, when we come back

1840
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:35,120
Speaker 1: Monday morning, I want everyone you have homework now. I

1841
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,599
Speaker 1: want everyone to come in with something they learned over

1842
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:40,639
Speaker 1: the weekend. I know that Gandhi is I hope you're

1843
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,760
Speaker 1: not mad at me talking about Okay, Gandhi's learning dance

1844
01:38:43,840 --> 01:38:47,000
Speaker 1: moves on TikTok. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I

1845
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:49,479
Speaker 1: saw the Savage challenge and I try to recruit Diamond

1846
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:51,200
Speaker 1: to do it with me while we were all still

1847
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,160
Speaker 1: in the office. And now that I'm by myself, I've

1848
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,960
Speaker 1: been working on it. My boyfriend's I mean, what are

1849
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,360
Speaker 1: you what are you learning? No, I'm just watching them

1850
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,479
Speaker 1: do it, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna

1851
01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: do this. I'm not doing the tutorials. I just keep

1852
01:39:01,160 --> 01:39:03,599
Speaker 1: watching the videos over and over and adding my own

1853
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:06,519
Speaker 1: little flare. Okay, all right, so I want you to

1854
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to show us video Monday of you dancing. Oh, okay,

1855
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, Okay, right, all right, Daniel, what

1856
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:14,960
Speaker 1: are you're gonn this weekend? Daniel? Come on, No, I'm

1857
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:17,639
Speaker 1: thinking I'm thinking I might do this toilet paper challenge

1858
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:20,080
Speaker 1: that everybody's doing where they're doing the toilet paper on

1859
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:22,800
Speaker 1: their foot. It's like a soccer challenge. A lot of

1860
01:39:22,840 --> 01:39:24,280
Speaker 1: the kids are doing it, so I might. I might

1861
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:26,720
Speaker 1: do that. My kids are doing it. I might do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know, but at sixty dollars a role, that's a

1863
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:31,960
Speaker 1: lot of we're only gonna We're only gonna use one role.

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01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:35,240
Speaker 1: It's the same role we've been using. That's it. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: you're recycling toilet paper. That's challenging role for my bud.

1866
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Speaker 1: What about you, Froggy? What are you learning this weekend?

1867
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:43,880
Speaker 1: What are you gonna learn? I'm gonna learn how to

1868
01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:46,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, fix something around the house. Like I

1869
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:49,000
Speaker 1: just some electrical work that needs to be done because

1870
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:53,519
Speaker 1: I think I overloaded a circuitube. Now I'm looking. I'm

1871
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: gonna fix it, and I'm gonna tell you how I

1872
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:58,200
Speaker 1: did it. No, no, no, you know, electricity maybe not.

1873
01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:02,719
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm doing I'm telling you, I'm self sufficient.

1874
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, Okay, burn down the house. It

1875
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:07,519
Speaker 1: worked on learning how to put the TV on the

1876
01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:09,479
Speaker 1: wall without it falling off. I feel like that would

1877
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:11,360
Speaker 1: be a better star. One that's in this room's hanging

1878
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:13,639
Speaker 1: just fine. I put that up. I know the last

1879
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 1: one didn't stay up so long. All right, Frog, Good

1880
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:18,559
Speaker 1: luck to you and your family. What about you, a scary?

1881
01:40:18,560 --> 01:40:20,840
Speaker 1: What are you gonna learn this weekend? I've always wanted

1882
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:26,360
Speaker 1: to learn how to skateboard? No true story, I never did.

1883
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,600
Speaker 1: My my youth left me before I did. I tried to,

1884
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:32,920
Speaker 1: and I don't have one. But I don't know if

1885
01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:36,000
Speaker 1: it now is the right time to learn that. Maybe

1886
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:40,720
Speaker 1: I'll postpone that until we're you know, no that. I

1887
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:42,880
Speaker 1: have to buy a helmet. I have to buy I

1888
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:45,000
Speaker 1: have to buy all kinds of protective gear. I'm not

1889
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,160
Speaker 1: just gonna go on a scary for some reason. I

1890
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:49,080
Speaker 1: think you already have a helmet somewhere in your house.

1891
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:53,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna change it, though. That's not

1892
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:55,120
Speaker 1: gonna be doing. What do you learning this weekend? I'm

1893
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:57,080
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything, because nothing's as funny as scary

1894
01:40:57,200 --> 01:41:01,240
Speaker 1: trying to be Tony Hawk over here areas well. I

1895
01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:03,080
Speaker 1: put the call out there for people to text me

1896
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:05,439
Speaker 1: their favorite way to learn a new language, and by

1897
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:09,840
Speaker 1: far Duolingo it has won. Duolingo. Everyone says it's the

1898
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:13,479
Speaker 1: best way for someone with zero brain cells like me

1899
01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:19,040
Speaker 1: to learn a new language. I'm not do alipa duolingo.

1900
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:21,639
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try to learn this weekend how to speak.

1901
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:23,439
Speaker 1: And if I don't get that right, I'll make banana bread.

1902
01:41:23,439 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 1: All right. Into the three things that we need to

1903
01:41:25,160 --> 01:41:28,960
Speaker 1: know from Gandhi, who is learning from from the dance

1904
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:33,719
Speaker 1: tuts TikTok all gonna see me kill this snavage challenge

1905
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:37,000
Speaker 1: is gonna be great, all right. So far, the level

1906
01:41:37,240 --> 01:41:40,680
Speaker 1: of cases confirmed in the United States is climbing and

1907
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 1: climbing a lot more than thirteen thousand now confirmed cases,

1908
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:46,640
Speaker 1: and that's up about forty percent since yesterday. There's a

1909
01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:49,439
Speaker 1: reason for that. Obviously, we're getting tested more, so there

1910
01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:52,360
Speaker 1: are going to be more positive cases. But this virus

1911
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,479
Speaker 1: does spread and spread pretty quickly. So a lot of

1912
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,240
Speaker 1: experts are saying right now is the time that we

1913
01:41:56,479 --> 01:41:59,040
Speaker 1: determine whether we go the direction of South Korea, which

1914
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:01,240
Speaker 1: is over the hump, or we go the direction of Italy,

1915
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:03,400
Speaker 1: which is really struggling. And the way to do that

1916
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:07,240
Speaker 1: is by social distancing. They say that four different things

1917
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,880
Speaker 1: had to happen for South Korea to be where they are,

1918
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:13,679
Speaker 1: and that is having access to testing, contact tracing, clear

1919
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:16,599
Speaker 1: science based messaging that means all this nonsense you're reading

1920
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:19,519
Speaker 1: online from people who are not scientists don't really pay

1921
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:22,120
Speaker 1: attention to it. And of course, commitment to social distancing

1922
01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:24,360
Speaker 1: and self isolation, which is what we're all trying to

1923
01:42:24,439 --> 01:42:26,720
Speaker 1: do and what everybody should be doing right now to

1924
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,200
Speaker 1: keep the death toll as low as it can possibly go.

1925
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:32,120
Speaker 1: The governor of California kind of falling in line about

1926
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,760
Speaker 1: this and now ordering that all of the residents stay

1927
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:40,040
Speaker 1: in place. This is because people are obviously it's very

1928
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:42,280
Speaker 1: contagious and they think that up to fifty six percent

1929
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:45,000
Speaker 1: of the population could become infected over an eight week

1930
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Speaker 1: period if people don't stay home. Now, in California, it's

1931
01:42:48,160 --> 01:42:49,920
Speaker 1: not going to become a police state. There aren't going

1932
01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:52,320
Speaker 1: to be police enforcing any of this. They're just asking

1933
01:42:52,360 --> 01:42:54,680
Speaker 1: their residence to please stay home. Only leave if you

1934
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,640
Speaker 1: need to go to the store pickup medicine, or if

1935
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:58,120
Speaker 1: you just need to go for a walk, that's okay,

1936
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,280
Speaker 1: but keep your distance from people. And this is going

1937
01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:02,160
Speaker 1: to help us out. And now for a funny story

1938
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:05,160
Speaker 1: that I think I was tagged in ten million times yesterday.

1939
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,320
Speaker 1: Did you guys, see the elephants in China who were

1940
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:12,280
Speaker 1: not practicing social distancing and got into some wine. If

1941
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:16,320
Speaker 1: you didn't, there was a little pack of elephants about

1942
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:18,960
Speaker 1: fourteen in the herd that decided they wanted to go

1943
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:21,439
Speaker 1: check out this little area that happened to have some

1944
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:24,640
Speaker 1: corn wine. They got into the corn wine. They all

1945
01:43:24,680 --> 01:43:27,000
Speaker 1: got drunk because there was sixty six pounds of it,

1946
01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:29,400
Speaker 1: and they ended up falling asleep in a tea garden.

1947
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,720
Speaker 1: It is a really really funny picture. If you want

1948
01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:33,920
Speaker 1: to go see a bunch of drunk elephants pasta is

1949
01:43:33,960 --> 01:43:36,800
Speaker 1: this It's online everywhere. I'll send you, guys the story

1950
01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:38,519
Speaker 1: right now. See if we can post it Elvis Duran.

1951
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:42,719
Speaker 1: I'll just google drunk elephants surely too many different places.

1952
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:48,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gandhi, very very very special. Thank you. Shout

1953
01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:51,120
Speaker 1: out to everyone in the healthcare world, and thank you

1954
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:54,559
Speaker 1: so much for being on the front lines and teaching

1955
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:57,200
Speaker 1: us by example of look, you know, sometimes you got

1956
01:43:57,320 --> 01:43:58,920
Speaker 1: to run into the fire and you have to do

1957
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,840
Speaker 1: the right thing. And thank you so much. And for

1958
01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:03,439
Speaker 1: the rest of us, let's make their jobs better by

1959
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:06,040
Speaker 1: being on the front lines with them, by staying away

1960
01:44:06,120 --> 01:44:08,840
Speaker 1: from people we just heard from Gandhi, and they're saying,

1961
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: it really is the only way we're going to go

1962
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:13,040
Speaker 1: in the right direction. You have to distance from other people.

1963
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,479
Speaker 1: I hate this, but you know what, this is why

1964
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 1: we're here together. I feel like I'm closer to you,

1965
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:21,479
Speaker 1: guys than than comfortably comfort close. Especially scary and by

1966
01:44:21,479 --> 01:44:23,280
Speaker 1: the way, scary people are saying, do not learn how

1967
01:44:23,360 --> 01:44:25,080
Speaker 1: to skateboard this weekend because you're gonna have to go

1968
01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:28,720
Speaker 1: to an emergency room. It's probably not okay, I'm going

1969
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:31,080
Speaker 1: to save this from a good idea. Wait summer. Okay,

1970
01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:33,000
Speaker 1: all right, well that said, let's take a break. We're

1971
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:37,000
Speaker 1: back right after this. Elvish. By the way, good meeting you.

1972
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:39,639
Speaker 1: Who have you killed? Danielle? It works better when it's

1973
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:43,680
Speaker 1: harder where you bitches that now, Gandhi, You guys are

1974
01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:46,880
Speaker 1: a discussing group of people starting your day. I listened

1975
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:49,160
Speaker 1: to you every morning. I think you're all great. I

1976
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:54,439
Speaker 1: love you. Hey, guys, this is Seleni Gomes. What's up.

1977
01:44:54,479 --> 01:44:59,680
Speaker 1: It's Fletcher, Elvis Durana. How dare you Helvis Duran and

1978
01:45:00,120 --> 01:45:03,439
Speaker 1: show hell miss Duran in the morning show. All right,

1979
01:45:03,479 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 1: let's do a roll call Danielle in her basement. Hello, okay,

1980
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:14,920
Speaker 1: Gandhi in her living room. Here, Froggy in his guest bedroom.

1981
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm here yep. H Scary and Nate in the same

1982
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:23,880
Speaker 1: studio but more than six feet away from each other. Yea,

1983
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:29,120
Speaker 1: and I'm in my kitchen. Hello. Just want to let

1984
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:30,960
Speaker 1: you know that we're all here, but we're not there.

1985
01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:34,479
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Katie is calling in. Let's

1986
01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:36,320
Speaker 1: get Katie on the phone. Let's talk to Katie about

1987
01:45:36,320 --> 01:45:38,240
Speaker 1: what she's up to. Hi, Katie, welcome to the show,

1988
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:42,519
Speaker 1: and welcome to Friday. Good morning. How are you doing

1989
01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:45,799
Speaker 1: and what's up with you in your life? I am okay.

1990
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm actually about two minutes away from being late to work,

1991
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:52,680
Speaker 1: but I think this is important. What do you do?

1992
01:45:52,920 --> 01:45:55,439
Speaker 1: What do you do? I'm an LPN, I work at

1993
01:45:55,479 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 1: you to Kipedia trip Wow. So how has your job

1994
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:04,040
Speaker 1: change in the past two weeks? Um, it's definitely got

1995
01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:07,960
Speaker 1: a lot, I want to say more intense as far

1996
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:13,400
Speaker 1: as the precautions were taking. Um, But honestly, we're making

1997
01:46:13,439 --> 01:46:16,960
Speaker 1: it through. Anybody can do it, We're all doing. We're

1998
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:21,479
Speaker 1: doing good over here. No confirmed cases in our practice,

1999
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:24,719
Speaker 1: which is good. I love hearing that. Now, how about

2000
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,799
Speaker 1: your household? Are you? Are you married? Are you single?

2001
01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: How's that? What's going on? Yeah? I have three kids

2002
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:35,840
Speaker 1: that are all out of school, and I have a husband. Yeah.

2003
01:46:36,280 --> 01:46:39,479
Speaker 1: I have a husband who works construction, but he's actually

2004
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:42,519
Speaker 1: been laid off for at least a month now just

2005
01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:44,880
Speaker 1: because of everything that's going on. He works in New Jersey,

2006
01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:48,000
Speaker 1: so I guess the area where he's at. It's kind

2007
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:52,040
Speaker 1: of got kind of hit hard. Wow. Ok all right,

2008
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:55,120
Speaker 1: well look um, are you familiar with a little company

2009
01:46:55,160 --> 01:47:00,320
Speaker 1: called Amazon? I am? I order all the time. Okay, good?

2010
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:03,679
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Audible our favorite way to listen

2011
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Speaker 1: to stories and listen to books when we're on the go?

2012
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:09,880
Speaker 1: I have, actually because I was. I'm part of it

2013
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:13,280
Speaker 1: because of you guys. Oh good, Well, okay, this is

2014
01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:14,840
Speaker 1: gonna be a great payoff. Are you guys ready for

2015
01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:19,559
Speaker 1: the payoff? You know something's coming? Yeah? Yeah. Well, today

2016
01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 1: is March twentieth. It's World Storytelling Day. It's a day

2017
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:27,519
Speaker 1: that celebrates the tradition of telling stories out loud, reading

2018
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Speaker 1: stories so people can hear them in audible. That's what

2019
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:32,719
Speaker 1: audible is all about. So Audible this is their holiday,

2020
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Speaker 1: really they're excited because Audible is the listening app where

2021
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Speaker 1: you can stream audio books and original audio series and

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Speaker 1: news and everything. It's the best place to listen to

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Speaker 1: all kinds of stories. And today's Storytelling Day it's what

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Speaker 1: they're all about. So to celebrate World Storytelling Day, Audible

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Speaker 1: is doing a promotion called how do would you say this? Audio? Emoji's? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So today between noon and six East Coast time, so

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Speaker 1: six o'clock tonight, you can tweet any two emojis to

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Speaker 1: at Audible Underscore Calm. Is that right? Yeah, and they'll

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Speaker 1: tweet back the story that's right for you. If you

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Speaker 1: go to Audible Underscore Calm, not a dot, it's this

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Speaker 1: Audible Underscore Calm, and they'll tell you send in two

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Speaker 1: emojis and they'll they'll send something back. How cool is that? Now?

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Speaker 1: Because we're celebrating World Storytelling Day with ad Amazon and Audible,

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Speaker 1: free to add on to whatever you have, and also

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Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty dollars Amazon gift card to

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Speaker 1: spend it anyway you wanted. Amazon. Awesome, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're very welcome. That's cool. I appreciate it. I could

2040
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:47,439
Speaker 1: definitely use it because, like I said, I worked, I

2041
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:49,880
Speaker 1: got the kids, my husbil, I'm in are in school,

2042
01:48:49,960 --> 01:48:52,760
Speaker 1: so I got a lot going on right now. Well, well,

2043
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:55,680
Speaker 1: it's an honor to have you listening. And tell your

2044
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:58,639
Speaker 1: husband we said high and good luck. Someone in Jersey

2045
01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:00,840
Speaker 1: is gonna need something build sometimes soon. I can feel it.

2046
01:49:01,200 --> 01:49:04,679
Speaker 1: You hang in there, and Katie, thanks for listening. Hold

2047
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Speaker 1: on one second, and thank you to Amazon and Audible

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Speaker 1: for being a part of the day when so many

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Speaker 1: not really participate. They're right there, you know, Amazon apparently

2051
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,920
Speaker 1: doing well right now. What do you think. I'm so

2052
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:22,080
Speaker 1: happy that they're partnering with our show. That was fun.

2053
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Someone come over and read me a story, all right.

2054
01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm on the way, Gandhi come read me in a story,

2055
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:33,479
Speaker 1: all right? That is cool. Hey, don't forget next week

2056
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Speaker 1: so make sure you're listening. And as we are alive

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Speaker 1: from all over the world and not in one studio

2062
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Speaker 1: because we're separating, but we love each other. Let's take

2063
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Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back with more after this. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Lord in the Morning Show. I love musical show,

2065
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:09,040
Speaker 1: all right. So I'm think I'm thinking about putting putting

2066
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Speaker 1: together a virtual cocktail hour for later on. But the

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Speaker 1: thing is is I don't want to throw it and

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Speaker 1: then no one show up. There's nothing more sad. I'm

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01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:20,479
Speaker 1: sitting in your room and no one's showing it for

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01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:22,559
Speaker 1: the cocktail hour. You just sit there and drink alone.

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01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:26,920
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm trying to figure out zoom, and if

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01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:30,040
Speaker 1: I can figure out zoom, I'll go on to social

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01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:33,799
Speaker 1: at Elvis, duran at I, Instagram and Twitter and invite

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01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:35,639
Speaker 1: you in. But I don't want to be alone. I'm

2075
01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:38,960
Speaker 1: not going to do it by myself. So drinking alone,

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01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll be alone like you are right now.

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01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a kitchen by myself, all right. So

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01:50:46,080 --> 01:50:48,720
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen to sometimes cocktail hour like after five

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01:50:48,800 --> 01:50:51,120
Speaker 1: o'clock East coast time maybe or six? What time is

2080
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:55,720
Speaker 1: a good time to have virtual cocktails? Now? People do six? Five? Why? Wait?

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01:50:55,960 --> 01:50:59,120
Speaker 1: Six o'clock a nice time? People? Chance to get off

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01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:01,920
Speaker 1: and work? Well, what's working? What are you talking about?

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01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, okay, we're working. Yeah, you're right, you're right,

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01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:07,040
Speaker 1: and thank you for working. By the way, let's get

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01:51:07,080 --> 01:51:08,880
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know. We have

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01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:10,720
Speaker 1: a phone tap on the way, and don't forget next

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01:51:10,760 --> 01:51:12,720
Speaker 1: week all the phone taps worth a thousand dollars with

2088
01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:16,240
Speaker 1: free money phone taps thanks to DeLonge. All right, what

2089
01:51:16,320 --> 01:51:18,840
Speaker 1: do you have going on right now? Gon? Well? A

2090
01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:21,599
Speaker 1: lot of Californians are waking up to a new reality today.

2091
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:23,920
Speaker 1: They've been ordered to stay home to help stop the

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01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:26,799
Speaker 1: spread of the coronavirus. So far, more than thirteen thousand

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01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:30,760
Speaker 1: confirmed cases have been confirmed in the US, which is

2094
01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:33,360
Speaker 1: up forty percent. They're testing more so these numbers are

2095
01:51:33,439 --> 01:51:35,840
Speaker 1: going to be higher, and experts say that we're at

2096
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:38,280
Speaker 1: a very important point right now in this curve where

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01:51:38,320 --> 01:51:39,920
Speaker 1: we're going to see if we go the way of

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01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:41,559
Speaker 1: Italy or if we go the way of South Korea.

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01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:42,960
Speaker 1: We want to go the way of South Korea, and

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01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:44,920
Speaker 1: the best way to do that is to stay home,

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01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:47,960
Speaker 1: keep your distance, self isolate, don't go out unless you

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01:51:48,080 --> 01:51:49,680
Speaker 1: have to. You can take walks and all of that

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01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:52,519
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, but stay away from people. Which brings

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01:51:52,560 --> 01:51:55,479
Speaker 1: me to a store that is doing something kind of goofy,

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01:51:55,800 --> 01:51:58,800
Speaker 1: and that is Game Stop. They are insisting on keeping

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01:51:58,880 --> 01:52:01,840
Speaker 1: stores open, even no local and state governments are saying

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01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:04,800
Speaker 1: non essential business needs need to shut down. They're saying

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01:52:04,880 --> 01:52:08,280
Speaker 1: that they're exempt from this because they're providing necessary products

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01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,559
Speaker 1: and services. What do you guys think of that. I'm

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01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:13,720
Speaker 1: not really sure that that's the case with games. But

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01:52:13,840 --> 01:52:16,839
Speaker 1: they also, yeah, if you're if you can stay home gaming,

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01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:18,720
Speaker 1: that's a great way to get people to stay home.

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01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:21,880
Speaker 1: So okay, that is true. So maybe they are also

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01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,560
Speaker 1: saying that they have other essential products that people like

2115
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:29,360
Speaker 1: us might need, including webcams, microphones, keyboards, monitors, chargers, audio equipment,

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01:52:29,560 --> 01:52:31,599
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff for staying home. But people

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01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:34,800
Speaker 1: are pretty upset with GameStop today about keeping their doors open.

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01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:37,280
Speaker 1: And finally, we talked a little bit ago about these

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01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:41,040
Speaker 1: elephants who broke into some cornwine in China and all

2120
01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:43,160
Speaker 1: passed out because they were too drunk. That is a

2121
01:52:43,200 --> 01:52:44,800
Speaker 1: true story. I am not making it up and we

2122
01:52:44,920 --> 01:52:46,760
Speaker 1: have it posted. Not only is it at the Elvis

2123
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:48,639
Speaker 1: Duran shaw on Instagram, but if you go to Elvis

2124
01:52:48,720 --> 01:52:50,800
Speaker 1: Duran dot com you can get it there as well.

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01:52:51,080 --> 01:52:53,320
Speaker 1: And those are your three things, all right, thank you?

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01:52:53,400 --> 01:53:01,320
Speaker 1: Gotta your phone tap coming up after this, Durmand every

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01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:05,960
Speaker 1: show posted every day durand on demand only on the

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01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:10,200
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app Elvis Durand in the morning show. Kay, it's gone.

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01:53:10,320 --> 01:53:12,280
Speaker 1: And no matter what time of year it is, sun

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01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:15,240
Speaker 1: protection is essential. No one wants to look like leather

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01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:17,360
Speaker 1: when they get old, and we've all seen it. Hawaiian

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01:53:17,360 --> 01:53:20,519
Speaker 1: Tropic Sunscreen has perfected a light, non greasy formula that's

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01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:23,439
Speaker 1: great for your daily beauty routine and like I said, essential,

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01:53:23,640 --> 01:53:28,000
Speaker 1: So stuck him today. Available at Amazon, Elvis, Elvis durand

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01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:31,640
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durand Phone Tap. The letter Dear Elvis, my

2136
01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:36,679
Speaker 1: dad hates telephone and telemarketers. Oh you know what that means. Yeah,

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01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:40,320
Speaker 1: it's another job for Michael Oppenheimer. This email comes to

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01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:43,439
Speaker 1: us from Alex. All right, Alex Scary Jones, as mister

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01:53:43,720 --> 01:53:48,080
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer, our residents annoying telemarketer, We'll be calling your

2140
01:53:48,160 --> 01:53:51,080
Speaker 1: dad to sell him something. Who knows or who cares

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01:53:51,120 --> 01:53:53,200
Speaker 1: what it is? It doesn't matter. By the way, this

2142
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:55,759
Speaker 1: is the first Michael Oppenheimer phone tap where the victim

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01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:57,920
Speaker 1: stays on the phone the whole time. It doesn't hang

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01:53:58,040 --> 01:54:01,400
Speaker 1: up one time. Wow, let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:08,960
Speaker 1: Here we Goow, this is far Can I help you? Ah? Yes, Knethine,

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01:54:09,080 --> 01:54:12,000
Speaker 1: this is mister Michael Openheimer with ninety SI dot com.

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01:54:12,120 --> 01:54:15,600
Speaker 1: How are you doing today, sir? With hill? I have

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01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:19,479
Speaker 1: the mister flex flexible flashlight here for sale for just

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01:54:19,680 --> 01:54:22,720
Speaker 1: nine dollars and ninety five cents. You can be light

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01:54:23,000 --> 01:54:26,160
Speaker 1: where you needed. How does that sound to you? It

2151
01:54:26,320 --> 01:54:29,760
Speaker 1: sounds like, why are you calling me on my cellphone

2152
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:33,240
Speaker 1: trying to sell me stuff? Because your name was on

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01:54:33,320 --> 01:54:35,200
Speaker 1: a list of people to be called today that you

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01:54:35,320 --> 01:54:38,600
Speaker 1: might be interested in this product. I'm not interested in

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01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:41,440
Speaker 1: anybody calling me on my cellphone trying to sell me something.

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01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:43,240
Speaker 1: So could you do be a favorite? Getting all the

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01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:46,240
Speaker 1: let it's kind of high intensity crypt on bulb. I

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01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:48,600
Speaker 1: got flashlights and you can get a sun tan with

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01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:53,760
Speaker 1: perfect for autos reading home. I don't drive, I walk

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01:54:53,840 --> 01:54:56,760
Speaker 1: everywhere I go. Maybe while you're fixing the toilet under

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01:54:56,800 --> 01:55:00,240
Speaker 1: the sink. I have somebody that comes into do that

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01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:04,200
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. The mister flex flexible flashlight beams light

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01:55:04,320 --> 01:55:07,440
Speaker 1: into any orifice. Maybe you could shine that light up

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01:55:07,480 --> 01:55:10,280
Speaker 1: your ass off the beam blighted to any orifice. It

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01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:13,440
Speaker 1: has a use neck handle, making it able to bend

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01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:16,640
Speaker 1: and reach deep into dark nooks and crannies, So it

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01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:19,680
Speaker 1: sounds suitable to do deep pea squats on. You should

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01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:23,280
Speaker 1: try it sometimes, sir. Mister flex flashlight features a flat

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01:55:23,320 --> 01:55:26,560
Speaker 1: two and a half inch magnetic base for hands free use.

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01:55:27,880 --> 01:55:30,440
Speaker 1: Oh yes, sir, and if you act now, you get

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01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:33,240
Speaker 1: the second one free. You mean I can get too

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01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:35,760
Speaker 1: something I don't want. How many would you like to

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01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:40,360
Speaker 1: purchase today, sir, funny? Six hundred of them. I just

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01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:43,200
Speaker 1: want a ball one for everyone that lives in my town.

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01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:45,080
Speaker 1: So I think if we just gave a whole bunch

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01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:47,440
Speaker 1: of these flashlights out, maybe they might have left me

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01:55:47,520 --> 01:55:51,600
Speaker 1: meta and well maybe then I could everybody's life. Well,

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01:55:52,160 --> 01:55:54,120
Speaker 1: how would you like to pay for these, sir? I'll

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01:55:54,200 --> 01:55:56,480
Speaker 1: trade my wife for them because I won't need it

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01:55:56,680 --> 01:56:00,480
Speaker 1: any mark of them. Everybody else's wife makes a credit

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01:56:00,520 --> 01:56:04,680
Speaker 1: card obviously, or CD cash on delivery, sir, how about

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01:56:04,720 --> 01:56:07,280
Speaker 1: used to take my wife instead? How about this, Let's

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01:56:07,320 --> 01:56:11,160
Speaker 1: get your information and we'll get your order processed immediately.

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01:56:11,240 --> 01:56:13,800
Speaker 1: How does that sound? You know, I would almost say

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01:56:14,160 --> 01:56:16,200
Speaker 1: that I would hire you as a sales guy for

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01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:19,560
Speaker 1: my company. You have a company shirt. You're amazing. You're

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01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:21,160
Speaker 1: doing the wrong thing. You need to go out and

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01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:24,920
Speaker 1: sell something that Daisy better commissions or something. Why is that, sir?

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01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:29,240
Speaker 1: Because I can't believe I'll focus you are. It's unbelievable.

2190
01:56:29,560 --> 01:56:32,120
Speaker 1: I can hardly stay focused on this end of the conversation.

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01:56:32,360 --> 01:56:36,360
Speaker 1: It's also great for emergency lighting and camping outdoors. Do

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01:56:36,480 --> 01:56:39,560
Speaker 1: you camp, sir? No? But I get a big refrigerator

2193
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:41,560
Speaker 1: box or something and me and my kids go camping

2194
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:44,520
Speaker 1: and we hang out in it. Well, yeah, it kind

2195
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:47,600
Speaker 1: of causes a problem when we actually make a campfire inside.

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01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,920
Speaker 1: My wife gets pretty upset. And that's the reason why

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01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:51,760
Speaker 1: I want to trade her for thirty six hundred of

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01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:54,080
Speaker 1: your flashlights so I can get them out to everyone

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01:56:54,120 --> 01:56:57,360
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood and play with their wives. See, like,

2200
01:56:57,680 --> 01:57:01,360
Speaker 1: as focused as you are on the mister flat flexible flashlight,

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01:57:01,760 --> 01:57:04,400
Speaker 1: that's how focused I am on some of the hot

2202
01:57:04,480 --> 01:57:07,520
Speaker 1: moms in town. Okay, because there's some real hotties. I

2203
01:57:07,640 --> 01:57:09,800
Speaker 1: gotta dude, you really you need to come to my

2204
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:12,040
Speaker 1: town and take a look at some of the moms

2205
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:14,920
Speaker 1: around there. Are you ever hear the phrase and mils? Okay?

2206
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:18,520
Speaker 1: But I'm here to sell you the mister flex flexible flashlight.

2207
01:57:18,720 --> 01:57:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy the mister flexible flexible flashlight.

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01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:23,360
Speaker 1: You know? Can you do me a sailor? What's that?

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01:57:23,560 --> 01:57:26,400
Speaker 1: Can you send me your resume? Why is that? Because,

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01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:28,920
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, you have been the most

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01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:33,440
Speaker 1: focused telemarketing guy I've ever heard in my life. I

2212
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:36,360
Speaker 1: can't believe how you haven't hung off on me yet

2213
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:39,640
Speaker 1: You're still sticking with it. Every time you say something,

2214
01:57:39,720 --> 01:57:42,720
Speaker 1: you'll lead back to the mister flex flexible flashlight. You

2215
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,760
Speaker 1: said that so many times even I know what it's

2216
01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,160
Speaker 1: called at this point, and I'm telling you I will

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01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:49,160
Speaker 1: give you a job. You'll make one hundred thousand dollars

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01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:52,480
Speaker 1: a year. One hundred thousand dollars a year. Think about

2219
01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:56,280
Speaker 1: how many mister flex flexible flashlights you can buy with that, bro, Sir,

2220
01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:58,320
Speaker 1: I get commissioned on the sale of each one. If

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01:57:58,360 --> 01:58:01,480
Speaker 1: you buy thirty six hundred. Maybe I should stay at

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01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:03,960
Speaker 1: this job. I'm not gonna buy thirty six hundred. How's that?

2223
01:58:04,440 --> 01:58:06,440
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna buy any But if you send me

2224
01:58:06,520 --> 01:58:09,680
Speaker 1: your resume, I will give you a job and you

2225
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:13,160
Speaker 1: will make one hundred thousand dollars a year. Really, some

2226
01:58:13,280 --> 01:58:15,000
Speaker 1: of the sales people I've had to work for me

2227
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:18,880
Speaker 1: are humongous idiots and they make eighty thousand dollars a year.

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01:58:19,520 --> 01:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Who I must say, you've been quite the customer here.

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01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:25,760
Speaker 1: You're all. I gotta tell you something. I really enjoyed

2230
01:58:25,880 --> 01:58:27,920
Speaker 1: chatting with you too, if you really want to know

2231
01:58:28,040 --> 01:58:33,200
Speaker 1: the truth. And we've enjoyed a phone tapping you? Oh awesome,

2232
01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:35,160
Speaker 1: this is scary. Jones from Hell was Durand in the

2233
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:39,400
Speaker 1: Morning Show you got phone tapped life by your thirteen

2234
01:58:39,520 --> 01:58:42,360
Speaker 1: year old son Alex. No, that was great. I can't

2235
01:58:42,400 --> 01:58:51,160
Speaker 1: believe that. That's too funny. Phone tap was prerecorded permission

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01:58:51,160 --> 01:58:56,360
Speaker 1: granted by all party spies. He's Duran, phone tad ellis

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01:58:56,440 --> 01:58:59,600
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. Welcome to the Morning Show,

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01:58:59,680 --> 01:59:03,839
Speaker 1: Harding joanil Vistoran in the Morning Show. All right, Danielle,

2239
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:06,200
Speaker 1: one more shot to give it your all? What do

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01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:08,880
Speaker 1: you have going on. All right, so this is pretty cool.

2241
01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:11,640
Speaker 1: So Onward was out in your movie theaters last weekend.

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01:59:11,680 --> 01:59:13,480
Speaker 1: It was number one of the box office. But obviously

2243
01:59:13,680 --> 01:59:15,720
Speaker 1: nobody's going to the box office because a lot of

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01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:18,320
Speaker 1: everywhere's close. You can't go to the theater. So they're

2245
01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:21,640
Speaker 1: bringing it to your home as a five p actually

2246
01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:24,560
Speaker 1: eight pm tonight Eastern time. You're gonna be able to

2247
01:59:24,840 --> 01:59:26,839
Speaker 1: download it. You're gonna be able to buy it digitally

2248
01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:30,120
Speaker 1: for nineteen ninety nine, so you can bring the movie

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01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:33,080
Speaker 1: home and you can watch it in your house this weekend. Now,

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01:59:33,320 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 1: if you have Disney Plus and you want to wait,

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01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:37,400
Speaker 1: April third is when you can get it on Disney Plus.

2252
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:40,080
Speaker 1: But if you think about it, nineteen ninety nine is cheap.

2253
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:41,840
Speaker 1: If he went to the movie theaters, it'd be a

2254
01:59:41,920 --> 01:59:44,560
Speaker 1: lot more money. Right. It took the family to the movies.

2255
01:59:44,960 --> 01:59:48,600
Speaker 1: So get the popcorn out, pop some popcorn in the microwave,

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01:59:48,800 --> 01:59:51,160
Speaker 1: buy it for nineteen ninety nine, and you've got something

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01:59:51,240 --> 01:59:53,200
Speaker 1: to do for a couple of hours with the family. Right.

2258
01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:56,880
Speaker 1: Anthony Hopkins posted a video playing piano for his cat.

2259
01:59:57,280 --> 01:59:59,440
Speaker 1: That's what he's doing to pass the time at home.

2260
02:00:00,040 --> 02:00:03,120
Speaker 1: Shack showed up on a first grade class's FaceTime lesson.

2261
02:00:03,600 --> 02:00:05,640
Speaker 1: He is actually a family friend of one of the students.

2262
02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:08,800
Speaker 1: Celebrities are doing a lot of TikTok stuff right now,

2263
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:11,760
Speaker 1: especially if you have kids. If you're a celebrity with

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02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:14,720
Speaker 1: children like Jay Loo or Jessica album Mariah Carey, they're

2265
02:00:14,800 --> 02:00:16,880
Speaker 1: getting in on all the action. I know Miley Cyrus

2266
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:19,360
Speaker 1: doesn't have kids, but she's doing a lot of TikTok stuff.

2267
02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:23,160
Speaker 1: Harry Style says that he is isolating himself with friends.

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02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:25,920
Speaker 1: They've got music and games, and they're even doing some

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02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:30,520
Speaker 1: face masks Elvis and he's learning Italian and sign language.

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02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:36,920
Speaker 1: So he's making himself a better person Italian sign language. Yeah,

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02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:41,040
Speaker 1: she should. And Ellen DeGeneres has actually been calling up

2272
02:00:41,080 --> 02:00:43,640
Speaker 1: all of her celebrity friends doing this on Instagram and

2273
02:00:43,880 --> 02:00:46,840
Speaker 1: been posting it and having conversations with people and so,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? She called Adam Levine on his birthday.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Nothing? Just sitting here with my family.

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Speaker 1: She's not really exciting, but you know, she's calling people anyway,

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Speaker 1: That's it. And to check your local listings. Netflix a

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Speaker 1: lot of cold things on television. Thank you, Danielle, We're

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Speaker 1: back After this, Elvis Durand in the morning show, It's

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Speaker 1: Scary Jones. The Titans of baking are back on Food Network.

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Speaker 1: Buddy the Last Joe and Duff Goldmen push each other

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Speaker 1: to create the best cakes of their careers. In this

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Speaker 1: epic battle for baking domination. Buddy Versus Duff two is

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Speaker 1: back with an all new episode this Sunday at nine

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Speaker 1: eighth Central on Food Network.