WEBVTT - Munching in Maldives 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:10.080 Forever. Whoa, Hello, Hello, Hi guys, Hey Marie. I mean, 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:12.760 let's just get right into this shit, because you have 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:17.919 been giving me this energy that from yesterday, that because 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:19.520 we have to address it. 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.720 Well, because you've been wasting our time. That's how I 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.520 feel you've been wasting out. First of all, Hi, everybody 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:28.840 that's listening, how y'all doing. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.000 Let's discuss it Sydney. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.040 Last week we recorded a Patreon episode and Sydney was like, 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.320 I'm gonna, I'm ready to talk. I'm gonna I'm ready 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.559 to talk because I have I haven't been honest with 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.360 you guys. I'm gonna tell you my truths. And I 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.120 was like, oh a, because you guys don't know, but 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.160 I know everything. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:47.960 And it is. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.640 I burned my tongue every time I talk to Sydney 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.040 because everything that she says is. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.080 Hot, hot, hot. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.840 And then we get on the podcast and she's like, 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.760 nothing new, nothing fun, nothing interesting. It's just like it 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:07.319 feels like the same conversation over and over again. But 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.360 you guys, you guys listen to the podcast and I 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:13.240 feel like y'all deserve an eat. Prey Hope Part two 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.759 and Sydney is refusing to give that to you guys. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:24.160 Okay, first of all, Marie, the people that you're into 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.400 or a date are not out in the scene, so 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.080 you you have me. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:30.560 They're not out in the scene. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:35.440 What do you mean, friend, No one can guess who 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.040 you're talking about. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.959 Who cares if they can guess who I'm talking about? 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.160 You, that's not That's not why we're that's not why 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.200 we are where we're our friend, You don't want to 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.400 talk about anything because you know the people that you're 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:52.720 talking to. Listen to the podcast. That's the only reason 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.360 why you don't talk about it on the pod. Now 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.600 you're like, well, people can guess. No, it's not about 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:03.480 guessing who cares you to fully post Adrian's photo and. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:10.480 Silhouette of her labia on your Instagram. People knew exactly 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.239 who Adriane was and nobody was like slidding her dms. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.440 But you're like, people can guess who you're talking about? 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.040 What Girl by Brie. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.520 Doesn't want to talk about her escapades anymore because it's 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:26.119 gotten very serious. She's in a relationship now. No, no, 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:30.040 that is you see how Sidney is still deflected. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.720 I don't want to talk about my escapades because I 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.160 feel like we're talking in circles. I'm not talking about 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:39.079 scorting anymore. You bring up scorting now, not me, that's you. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.880 So I don't want to talk about me. I don't 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.560 want to talk about this because it's stale. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.160 You still talk about the same stuff, and then you 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.160 bring my business into this, and. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.800 It's like, whoa, what's new and exciting? Friend? 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:57.560 Put our horny niggas is in the house, tired, hungry, stressed, 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.120 and bored, and you keep bringing up old stuff that 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.760 I've done and old stuff that you've done. But nothing 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:06.040 that you've done in twenty twenty has made it onto 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:11.320 this podcast. Nothing that's happened to you since October twenty nineteen. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:16.520 Thank god you given. You've given our our devoted fan 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:21.880 base stall teen crackers stale ass tea. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.920 And now you're like, Marie's serious. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.359 I'm just I've just told you I'm about to leave 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:27.799 this man. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.040 It literally just said I gotta dump him, and you're 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.520 like you serious? 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:33.720 Whoa? 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:38.760 Okay, So let's let's just get down to it. You know, 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:46.119 you see she's hyperventilating. She's like this this is a lot. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.440 Okay, all right, I've hooked up. 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:54.280 I've hooked up after Adrian, I'm putting it on on. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.480 This Wow, thank you for the summer twenty nineteen tea. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:02.640 Ooh, Marie, I don't think it's fair. I don't think 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:06.120 it's fair that I'm sorry, this is my interjection coming 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.360 for weeks. It's not being present, but. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:15.560 Often Captain save a sud Yes. 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.240 I feel like we we sort of like run in 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:23.479 circles with this sort of conversation where uh, Sydney feels attacked. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:24.440 I'm not attacked. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:28.000 No, everything Marie is saying is actual, factual, and I 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.120 respect everything that she's saying because she's exhausted from you know, 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:38.359 opening her legs wide right, but she does it for 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:43.360 the pod only, you know, the whole chip, for the stories, 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:43.760 and so. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:45.880 You know what, you guys do deserve. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.520 You deserve me to be as messy boots as Marie 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.600 confidently is. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.200 So you're right, You're absolutely right. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.279 But there are certain things that Marie doesn't reveal, and 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.960 I feel like the fact there could be things that 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.400 Sydney doesn't reveal that doesn't. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.719 I mean, I've been not revealing for a long time. Andrew. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:05.440 Let's take a step back. There are certain things where 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.440 we don't reveal. What are the things that I'm. 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.680 Not revealing that you feel that are making this podcast last? 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.720 There is I don't want to say it. We've talked 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.839 to I think this is something that happened in maybe 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.440 like January or February. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.840 That happened to me in January or February. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:26.599 Yes, oh yeah, we talked about it. And obviously this 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.520 is like forever ago now, but I'm like, that would 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.440 have been really great content. Obviously you didn't want to 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:31.440 talk about it. That's fine. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.360 Are you talking about well, hold on, are you talking 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.119 about the threesome? That's what you're talking about. 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.120 Yes, And we didn't talk about it that happened in December, 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.960 because the podcast is not this is everything that. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:45.599 Wh whoa wow, guys, Sydney is screaming, but she's still 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:46.560 not saying anything. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:50.680 Okay, she's screaming because she's still not saying anything. And 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:55.680 my three really the one the one thing that happened 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:56.479 that I didn't talk about. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.839 Let's list all the things that Sydney's not talking about. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.839 All of them. Oh, I've hooked up. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.560 I've hooked up after Adrian and it was great. It 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:08.679 was it was a good time. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:11.080 I wouldn't say. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.080 I don't want to say it was a great It 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:18.120 was a great time physically, but it was I I 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:18.600 have to. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:19.320 Get out of. 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.400 I want to be in a relationship so bad when 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.839 it's like, no, bitch, you just need to be by yourself. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:29.159 So I should be on a mission to hook up. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.200 Do whatever I need to do, you know e pray 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:36.159 ho locally, stay on like the home turf and keep 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.400 it cute and not get wrapped up in people. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.760 And that's very hard for me. It's very hard. It's 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:42.599 very hard for. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.400 Me not to like, have you inside of me and 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.760 then not be like, Okay, we're together forever. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.560 Now, Oh that's not that hard for me. Friend, have 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:56.080 you inside of me? Okay? Is it in my luber here? 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:04.520 Got a goal? Oh my god, Marie, I yeah, I 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:06.080 you know. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.840 I just if I was having sex with men, I 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.880 would just say whatever because I'm like, fuck these dudes. 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.760 But when you have sex with women, are you hook 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:15.320 up with women? 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.080 It's you want to you don't want to just talk 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:18.760 about them any kind of way, or you don't want to. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.400 It's not for everybody to know, but I will say this, 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.680 this was, you know, a good thing to do after 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:30.960 a breakup or after hooking up for five years with 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:35.600 the same person. It definitely was interesting and I did 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:39.240 not squirt, not one time. And now I'm on a 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.440 mission to do that. This is this is the summer 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:47.480 twenty twenty of squirting for COVID, IM sporting. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.240 For COVID, Squirting for COVID. I have a question. Yes, 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:53.200 I can't square. Is squirting the objective? 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.200 You can't squirt everything and every time something comes out 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:57.960 is a squirt for you? 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.280 Andrew don't do it right? 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.400 But like a squirting does that? Does that not always happen? 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.040 I mean, I'm shaking my head, but. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:12.080 It doesn't always happen. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.880 Not everybody Marie said, she's not mentioning her. For me, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:22.000 it doesn't happen. It has not happened. I'm wondering if 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:25.920 my squirt faucet is just broken. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:30.920 It's not. It's not on you. You gotta bang you. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.160 Maybe you have a screw loose friend. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.079 You gotta bang that screw to tighten it, and that 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.040 it will happen for you. 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:39.680 Maybe I don't know, Yeah, but apparent I also learned 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:43.560 in the you know, while hooking up, I can't really 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:47.000 take it that well, you can't really take what will 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:49.520 you need to spell things out for us. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:50.640 We don't know what you're talking about. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:57.760 I can't take the dick. I can't take it too much. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.400 It hurts. 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.840 Oh, so what's the what's the solution then, friend? What 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.080 are we talking about? 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.440 I think I just need to have sex more like 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.760 I need to open it up. But just it's not open. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:15.199 It's im I'm ready. I just like fingers, that's all 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:18.520 I like. That's enough for me. Sounds like you need 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:20.560 to be a little bit more like Marie and a 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.720 little less like Sidney. Remember when you tried to drag 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.280 me sixteen minutes ago, you were like, all. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.280 She does is open her legs. She's she's tired. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:35.840 Shut up, Sydney, close your legs. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:36.560 That's the title. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:40.600 That's the title of the podcast, closer legs. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:45.160 Married man. Shout out to Kim Zoziak. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:56.040 She got up that that wiggy getting wiggy with it, that. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.080 That tardy for the party, ass wig. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.400 It's like, since you made it to the set, but 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:03.520 the wig didn't not the the wig was still in 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:04.080 the trailer. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.760 Does she still wear wigs? I don't know, sins. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:11.839 I think she has enough money to have implants now, 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:15.959 so like hair implants so well. I mean she's changed 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.000 her whole face, her whole body, her whole kid's face. 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.240 She might as well change the hair as well. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.920 You know that. I think people need to get it together. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.520 You just need to be happy with whatever your child 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:30.280 looks like it, Like, stop with the straighten in their hair. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:31.880 It wouldn't make upon them. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.800 Like the Tiaras and Toddler's thing is out, that's canceled. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:40.440 We've learned that kids can't play dress up because uh, 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:41.880 niggas don't know how to look. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.560 At kids as kids. And they're like, she got lips 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.280 to go on. I think she's ready to fuck. Like, 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.560 you can't do this to these, to these young girls anymore. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.160 You just can't. We have to none of the dresses, 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.640 none of the none of that stuff. 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.160 Speaking of Toddler's and Tiaras, I saw a picture of 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.400 Honey Booboo recently. 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:06.320 Have y'all seen Honey Boobo grown? Yeah, she's you said 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:06.960 she's grown out. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.559 That you should. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:10.559 She's grown, she's grown. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.760 Okay, she's gross. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:17.400 I was like, Andrew, you can't be on the episode 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.679 talking like that, now, yes you can. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:24.120 You can you except that that. That's a big unofficial 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:31.120 expert energy right now, honey Booboo now boo boo. Now. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.160 Oh and also look at honey boo Bo's mom. Now 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.600 have you seen Honey Booboo's mom. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:39.840 Yes, she's on mess she's honey boo boo. It's cute. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:44.560 Now, Oh, you must be looking at a different She's okay, 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:48.160 looking she she not honey boobo no more. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.600 She just booboo. You can't do that. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:12:00.079 You can't say that to talk about children like that. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.600 That's uh no, you can't tell me that. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.200 You can't drag children. I'm not dragging her. I'm just 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.240 saying I saw a picture of her recently and. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:19.720 I was, oh, that's that's what my face did, right, Okay, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.000 So Sydney, thank you for steering us into. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:25.679 Honeyboo Boo Land. Uh you you want to be back 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:26.000 for me? 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:32.320 I just wan, I just when you joined this call 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.560 today to do the podcast, what were you expecting to 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:42.640 talk about me? I was wondering as if it's safe 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.080 to travel now, like if if you say, for instance, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:50.520 you want to go to La to meet up with 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:51.959 somebody to. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.040 Just hypothetically say you get. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:13:01.000 Flute out, yeah, to like hook up to hypothetic, hypothetically, 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:03.200 hypothetically get. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:08.640 Your ass eight whoa Marie? Hypothetically Okay? Yeah? Is that okay? 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.840 Or like people doing that nowadays? Or are they taking 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:12.440 the Greyhound? 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:19.400 Are they driving? Are they driving across control? They're salad tossed. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.720 I think if you're gonna put yourself in in the 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.520 midst of a bunch of people and you're at risk 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.720 of getting sick, it makes sense to do it with 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.880 people who have money to fly, because you're on a 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.120 flight for less time than you are on a bus. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.959 And if we're on a bus, then you everybody got corona. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.920 The driver got it, the bags under the bus got it. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:45.840 Everybody has corona on the bus, but on the plane 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.320 maybe just one of the flight attendants has it. But 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.400 I feel like, hypothetically, if you're going and you going 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.920 like August or September, it should be better by then, right. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:57.960 What Abo Andrew? 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.800 I don't think so it's only getting worse. Just businesses 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:02.840 are opening, and I think that like we're just sort 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.880 of putting a blanket over it and saying it's okay. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.319 You know, yeah, I mean people are more and more 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.680 people are reporting corona in a single day than like 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.120 the entire month of April. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:15.920 Apparently in some. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:21.040 Places there's just nothing to look forward to. There's no happiness, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.520 Like god, god, damn it, Like this is just stupid. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.880 Already now I'm upset. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.960 I'm saying I hypothetically was going to go on a 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:31.840 trip to do anything. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:32.800 I'm just saying like. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:36.160 This, Oh my god, there's just nothing to look forward to. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.240 Somebody will will toss your salad for you sometime, anytime 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.880 you want somebody, I'm sure we'll do it, regardless of this, 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:44.560 regardless of the state that you're in. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.320 Well, no, I don't think so. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.800 I have to be aware that, like I might not 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:55.080 be everybody's type, and maybe not everybody wants to be 0:14:55.160 --> 0:15:01.240 with somebody like me who is pretty much famous, you know, verified. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.640 My god, I Got a. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.880 Goal has a has a very well known podcast that 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.600 you know, I have a very loud co host that 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:14.080 you know, makes me divulge information that I wasn't going to. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.600 You know, what have you? What have you divulged in 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:20.240 this episode that we didn't already know? Literally nothing, No. 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.280 She hasn't done what what's the one thing that she 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.360 said Andrew that we didn't already know well. 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.440 I think she was like she was alluding to this 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:30.000 US eating trip right on. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:37.320 I never said Andrew, and Andrew. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:45.560 I never said, yo, Andrew, thank you so much. Who 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.240 were interested in me to not listen to the podcast? 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.480 It just it's maybe, well, Sydney, maybe you should silly Sydney, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:55.120 maybe you should stop being famous. Maybe I've I've mentioned 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.960 it more than on numerous occasions. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.200 It's like, if you like me, why are you listen 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.400 to the podcasts? It's silly. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.840 I'm gonna say stuff that it's problematic. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.200 No, you're like, oh, blah blah blah. 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:11.080 It's like, no, no, that's not true. If you like Sidney, 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.640 she's not saying anything problematic. She's not saying anything. If 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.240 you hate Sidney, she's not saying anything problematic. She's not 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:16.960 saying anything. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.440 If you don't know who Sydney is, she's not saying anything. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:25.840 That's why you don't know her. Whoa Marie? Take that back, No, 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:26.800 I'm not. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.440 Because you're like, if you listen to the podcast and 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.360 you like me, you know I'm gonna say some stuff? 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.280 What stuff? Sis? Well, Marie, what would you like me 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:34.840 to say more? 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.680 Make a list of things that you would like Mene, Sydney. 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:41.440 I want you to talk about the things that you 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.040 FaceTime me to talk. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.960 To me about. That's what I want you to talk about. 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:47.080 I want you to I want. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.680 You to talk about the stuff that you me and Andrew 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.960 were talking about before we turn this quick time on. 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.840 That's what I want you to talk about. And you're like, Wow, 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.160 I don't know, I don't know whoch woman is at. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:02.520 We seventeen minutes in it, you haven't said a single thing. Friend, 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:04.959 You said, Oh no, that I'm gonna take that back. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:08.560 You said, I like someone. I like someone. I am 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:14.840 interested in someone. She's very nice and hot, and I 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:19.760 think I think we have good chemistry. So I'm I'm 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:24.560 interested on where this is gonna go. But the main 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.320 thing on my mind right now this is getting your 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.520 salad tossed. I don't care if my salad is tossed. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:32.560 I don't I don't want that. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.879 I'm just saying, like, I just want to experience a 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.280 good time with someone I want. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:40.399 To, Andrew said. Andrew said, it is twenty twenty. Everybody's 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:41.399 doing that now, and. 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:48.840 That's maybe in your maybe in your group, your circle 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.680 of peers. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:55.200 Don't do that you and your colleagues. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.360 Disgusting as eaters. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:03.880 Yeah, eaters and eat ass and during a pandemic, it 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:04.560 is it okay? 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.360 No? They literally said that it's not okay to eat 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:08.480 ass during a pandemic. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:09.960 I mean they also said. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.440 They also said it's not okay to have sex, so 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:15.720 that so what am I supposed to do? 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:21.800 They suggested glory holes they literally did. Yeah, they like 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:25.720 came out and yeah. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:26.960 But that doesn't work for straight that doesn't work for women. 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:29.520 How am I gonna put my laby through a hole? 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.679 It's not long, you gotta through says, you have to 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:42.399 thread the needle, pull it through the holes. So, I mean, 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:47.119 I don't know if it's the new normal, but I 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:50.480 guess it's something that more people are doing, or more 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:55.080 people are admitting to doing. I feel like choking is 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:58.560 something that has been coming up in a lot of conversations. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:01.560 that has been in the discussion, and I just I 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.240 don't know. With all the current events, everything that's going on, 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:05.320 I don't want to be choked. 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:06.480 I don't want to be tied up. 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:10.679 I don't want no rope, no handcuffs, no, none of that. 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:15.320 The cops and slavery have ruined BDSM for me. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.560 I don't know. Friend, were you doing BDSM before? 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.240 No, But I'm just saying like I'm not interested and 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:23.560 interested in it at all. 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:26.800 I would get I would. I want to get tied up. 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.399 I think I'm that's something that I want to try next. 0:19:29.640 --> 0:19:31.960 Well, people get spank you know, I'm okay with that. 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:32.320 No? 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:35.080 No, oh, you said you're okay with that. 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:35.320 Oh? 0:19:35.400 --> 0:19:38.200 Yeah, I think I can get spanked. That's new information. Yeah, 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:40.240 I mean I have like I have a good butt. 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:45.919 My butt's nice to get spanked. It's it's pretty cute. 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:49.280 You don't agree, Marie, Marie, you don't like my body. 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:52.720 I'm not saying anything else. Talk to me. I'm gonna 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:54.960 let you. I'm gonna let you do a monologue. What 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:55.680 time is it. 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:58.320 I'm gonna let you do a monologue for sixty seconds. 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:00.280 I'm gonna put sixty seconds on the clos and I'm 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.480 gonna let you talk about whatever you feel like talking about. 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:05.880 We just gonna let you speak. Hold on, let me 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:09.960 get to my clock. Ready, Sydney, are you ready for this? Yeah? Ready? 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:11.840 Your time starts. Now. 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:15.960 You know I'm in a different point in my life 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:18.240 that it's like, you know, I have to just be 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:20.720 more adventurous and I need to get out there and 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:23.240 I need to do more things and be less. 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:25.160 Closed in. 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:30.000 I'm very open with my heart because I fall for 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:34.440 people just like here and there. But when I fall, 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:36.639 I fall hard and I can't get over it. So 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:38.840 now I just want to get in the point where 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:43.000 I'm dating and having a good time and you know, 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:44.120 maybe getting. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:45.880 Double penetrated possibly, who knows. 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:51.040 But I'm excited for whatever's going to happen in the 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:53.200 next few months because I deserve it. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:54.159 You know. 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:58.840 I work really hard for everything that I do in 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:02.160 my life, and I should be getting some fun physically, 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:03.480 and I wasn't. 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:05.720 Before, and I deserve it. 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:10.080 So I'm gonna give it fifty five seconds. 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:14.520 I think, Oh, my prayers are gonna be answered soon. 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.760 Sidney, I'm giving you a hard time, but it's only 0:21:22.840 --> 0:21:28.040