Speaker 1: Forever. Whoa, Hello, Hello, Hi guys, Hey Marie. I mean,
Speaker 1: let's just get right into this shit, because you have
Speaker 1: been giving me this energy that from yesterday, that because
Speaker 1: we have to address it.
Speaker 2: Well, because you've been wasting our time. That's how I
Speaker 2: feel you've been wasting out. First of all, Hi, everybody
Speaker 2: that's listening, how y'all doing.
Speaker 3: Let's discuss it Sydney.
Speaker 2: Last week we recorded a Patreon episode and Sydney was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna, I'm ready to talk. I'm gonna I'm ready
Speaker 2: to talk because I have I haven't been honest with
Speaker 2: you guys. I'm gonna tell you my truths. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh a, because you guys don't know, but
Speaker 2: I know everything.
Speaker 3: And it is.
Speaker 2: I burned my tongue every time I talk to Sydney
Speaker 2: because everything that she says is.
Speaker 3: Hot, hot, hot.
Speaker 2: And then we get on the podcast and she's like,
Speaker 2: nothing new, nothing fun, nothing interesting. It's just like it
Speaker 2: feels like the same conversation over and over again. But
Speaker 2: you guys, you guys listen to the podcast and I
Speaker 2: feel like y'all deserve an eat. Prey Hope Part two
Speaker 2: and Sydney is refusing to give that to you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, Marie, the people that you're into
Speaker 1: or a date are not out in the scene, so
Speaker 1: you you have me.
Speaker 3: They're not out in the scene.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, friend, No one can guess who
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Who cares if they can guess who I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: You, that's not That's not why we're that's not why
Speaker 2: we are where we're our friend, You don't want to
Speaker 2: talk about anything because you know the people that you're
Speaker 2: talking to. Listen to the podcast. That's the only reason
Speaker 2: why you don't talk about it on the pod. Now
Speaker 2: you're like, well, people can guess. No, it's not about
Speaker 2: guessing who cares you to fully post Adrian's photo and.
Speaker 1: Silhouette of her labia on your Instagram. People knew exactly
Speaker 1: who Adriane was and nobody was like slidding her dms.
Speaker 3: But you're like, people can guess who you're talking about?
Speaker 3: What Girl by Brie.
Speaker 1: Doesn't want to talk about her escapades anymore because it's
Speaker 1: gotten very serious. She's in a relationship now. No, no,
Speaker 1: that is you see how Sidney is still deflected.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about my escapades because I
Speaker 2: feel like we're talking in circles. I'm not talking about
Speaker 2: scorting anymore. You bring up scorting now, not me, that's you.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to talk about me. I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about this because it's stale.
Speaker 1: You still talk about the same stuff, and then you
Speaker 1: bring my business into this, and.
Speaker 3: It's like, whoa, what's new and exciting? Friend?
Speaker 2: Put our horny niggas is in the house, tired, hungry, stressed,
Speaker 2: and bored, and you keep bringing up old stuff that
Speaker 2: I've done and old stuff that you've done. But nothing
Speaker 2: that you've done in twenty twenty has made it onto
Speaker 2: this podcast. Nothing that's happened to you since October twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Thank god you given. You've given our our devoted fan
Speaker 3: base stall teen crackers stale ass tea.
Speaker 1: And now you're like, Marie's serious.
Speaker 3: I'm just I've just told you I'm about to leave
Speaker 3: this man.
Speaker 1: It literally just said I gotta dump him, and you're
Speaker 1: like you serious?
Speaker 3: Whoa?
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's let's just get down to it. You know,
Speaker 1: you see she's hyperventilating. She's like this this is a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I've hooked up.
Speaker 1: I've hooked up after Adrian, I'm putting it on on.
Speaker 3: This Wow, thank you for the summer twenty nineteen tea.
Speaker 4: Ooh, Marie, I don't think it's fair. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's fair that I'm sorry, this is my interjection coming
Speaker 4: for weeks. It's not being present, but.
Speaker 3: Often Captain save a sud Yes.
Speaker 4: I feel like we we sort of like run in
Speaker 4: circles with this sort of conversation where uh, Sydney feels attacked.
Speaker 3: I'm not attacked.
Speaker 1: No, everything Marie is saying is actual, factual, and I
Speaker 1: respect everything that she's saying because she's exhausted from you know,
Speaker 1: opening her legs wide right, but she does it for
Speaker 1: the pod only, you know, the whole chip, for the stories,
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 3: You know what, you guys do deserve.
Speaker 1: You deserve me to be as messy boots as Marie
Speaker 1: confidently is.
Speaker 3: So you're right, You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4: But there are certain things that Marie doesn't reveal, and
Speaker 4: I feel like the fact there could be things that
Speaker 4: Sydney doesn't reveal that doesn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been not revealing for a long time. Andrew.
Speaker 3: Let's take a step back. There are certain things where
Speaker 3: we don't reveal. What are the things that I'm.
Speaker 1: Not revealing that you feel that are making this podcast last?
Speaker 4: There is I don't want to say it. We've talked
Speaker 4: to I think this is something that happened in maybe
Speaker 4: like January or February.
Speaker 3: That happened to me in January or February.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, we talked about it. And obviously this
Speaker 4: is like forever ago now, but I'm like, that would
Speaker 4: have been really great content. Obviously you didn't want to
Speaker 4: talk about it. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about well, hold on, are you talking
Speaker 3: about the threesome? That's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, And we didn't talk about it that happened in December,
Speaker 1: because the podcast is not this is everything that.
Speaker 3: Wh whoa wow, guys, Sydney is screaming, but she's still
Speaker 3: not saying anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's screaming because she's still not saying anything. And
Speaker 2: my three really the one the one thing that happened
Speaker 2: that I didn't talk about.
Speaker 3: Let's list all the things that Sydney's not talking about.
Speaker 3: All of them. Oh, I've hooked up.
Speaker 1: I've hooked up after Adrian and it was great. It
Speaker 1: was it was a good time.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it was a great It
Speaker 1: was a great time physically, but it was I I
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: Get out of.
Speaker 1: I want to be in a relationship so bad when
Speaker 1: it's like, no, bitch, you just need to be by yourself.
Speaker 3: So I should be on a mission to hook up.
Speaker 1: Do whatever I need to do, you know e pray
Speaker 1: ho locally, stay on like the home turf and keep
Speaker 1: it cute and not get wrapped up in people.
Speaker 3: And that's very hard for me. It's very hard. It's
Speaker 3: very hard for.
Speaker 1: Me not to like, have you inside of me and
Speaker 1: then not be like, Okay, we're together forever.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh that's not that hard for me. Friend, have
Speaker 3: you inside of me? Okay? Is it in my luber here?
Speaker 3: Got a goal? Oh my god, Marie, I yeah, I
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: I just if I was having sex with men, I
Speaker 1: would just say whatever because I'm like, fuck these dudes.
Speaker 3: But when you have sex with women, are you hook
Speaker 3: up with women?
Speaker 1: It's you want to you don't want to just talk
Speaker 1: about them any kind of way, or you don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's not for everybody to know, but I will say this,
Speaker 1: this was, you know, a good thing to do after
Speaker 1: a breakup or after hooking up for five years with
Speaker 1: the same person. It definitely was interesting and I did
Speaker 1: not squirt, not one time. And now I'm on a
Speaker 1: mission to do that. This is this is the summer
Speaker 1: twenty twenty of squirting for COVID, IM sporting.
Speaker 4: For COVID, Squirting for COVID. I have a question. Yes,
Speaker 4: I can't square. Is squirting the objective?
Speaker 1: You can't squirt everything and every time something comes out
Speaker 1: is a squirt for you?
Speaker 3: Andrew don't do it right?
Speaker 4: But like a squirting does that? Does that not always happen?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm shaking my head, but.
Speaker 4: It doesn't always happen.
Speaker 1: Not everybody Marie said, she's not mentioning her. For me,
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen. It has not happened. I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: my squirt faucet is just broken.
Speaker 3: It's not. It's not on you. You gotta bang you.
Speaker 3: Maybe you have a screw loose friend.
Speaker 2: You gotta bang that screw to tighten it, and that
Speaker 2: it will happen for you.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Yeah, but apparent I also learned
Speaker 1: in the you know, while hooking up, I can't really
Speaker 1: take it that well, you can't really take what will
Speaker 1: you need to spell things out for us.
Speaker 3: We don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I can't take the dick. I can't take it too much.
Speaker 1: It hurts.
Speaker 3: Oh, so what's the what's the solution then, friend? What
Speaker 3: are we talking about?
Speaker 1: I think I just need to have sex more like
Speaker 1: I need to open it up. But just it's not open.
Speaker 1: It's im I'm ready. I just like fingers, that's all
Speaker 1: I like. That's enough for me. Sounds like you need
Speaker 1: to be a little bit more like Marie and a
Speaker 1: little less like Sidney. Remember when you tried to drag
Speaker 1: me sixteen minutes ago, you were like, all.
Speaker 3: She does is open her legs. She's she's tired.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Sydney, close your legs.
Speaker 3: That's the title.
Speaker 1: That's the title of the podcast, closer legs.
Speaker 3: Married man. Shout out to Kim Zoziak.
Speaker 1: She got up that that wiggy getting wiggy with it, that.
Speaker 3: That tardy for the party, ass wig.
Speaker 1: It's like, since you made it to the set, but
Speaker 1: the wig didn't not the the wig was still in
Speaker 1: the trailer.
Speaker 3: Does she still wear wigs? I don't know, sins.
Speaker 1: I think she has enough money to have implants now,
Speaker 1: so like hair implants so well. I mean she's changed
Speaker 1: her whole face, her whole body, her whole kid's face.
Speaker 1: She might as well change the hair as well.
Speaker 3: You know that. I think people need to get it together.
Speaker 1: You just need to be happy with whatever your child
Speaker 1: looks like it, Like, stop with the straighten in their hair.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't make upon them.
Speaker 1: Like the Tiaras and Toddler's thing is out, that's canceled.
Speaker 1: We've learned that kids can't play dress up because uh,
Speaker 1: niggas don't know how to look.
Speaker 3: At kids as kids. And they're like, she got lips
Speaker 3: to go on. I think she's ready to fuck. Like,
Speaker 3: you can't do this to these, to these young girls anymore.
Speaker 3: You just can't. We have to none of the dresses,
Speaker 3: none of the none of that stuff.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Toddler's and Tiaras, I saw a picture of
Speaker 2: Honey Booboo recently.
Speaker 3: Have y'all seen Honey Boobo grown? Yeah, she's you said
Speaker 3: she's grown out.
Speaker 1: That you should.
Speaker 4: She's grown, she's grown.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's gross.
Speaker 1: I was like, Andrew, you can't be on the episode
Speaker 1: talking like that, now, yes you can.
Speaker 3: You can you except that that. That's a big unofficial
Speaker 3: expert energy right now, honey Booboo now boo boo. Now.
Speaker 4: Oh and also look at honey boo Bo's mom. Now
Speaker 4: have you seen Honey Booboo's mom.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's on mess she's honey boo boo. It's cute.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, you must be looking at a different She's okay,
Speaker 1: looking she she not honey boobo no more.
Speaker 3: She just booboo. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't say that to talk about children like that.
Speaker 3: That's uh no, you can't tell me that.
Speaker 1: You can't drag children. I'm not dragging her. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I saw a picture of her recently and.
Speaker 2: I was, oh, that's that's what my face did, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: So Sydney, thank you for steering us into.
Speaker 3: Honeyboo Boo Land. Uh you you want to be back
Speaker 3: for me?
Speaker 1: I just wan, I just when you joined this call
Speaker 1: today to do the podcast, what were you expecting to
Speaker 1: talk about me? I was wondering as if it's safe
Speaker 1: to travel now, like if if you say, for instance,
Speaker 1: you want to go to La to meet up with
Speaker 1: somebody to.
Speaker 3: Just hypothetically say you get.
Speaker 1: Flute out, yeah, to like hook up to hypothetic, hypothetically,
Speaker 1: hypothetically get.
Speaker 3: Your ass eight whoa Marie? Hypothetically Okay? Yeah? Is that okay?
Speaker 1: Or like people doing that nowadays? Or are they taking
Speaker 1: the Greyhound?
Speaker 3: Are they driving? Are they driving across control? They're salad tossed.
Speaker 2: I think if you're gonna put yourself in in the
Speaker 2: midst of a bunch of people and you're at risk
Speaker 2: of getting sick, it makes sense to do it with
Speaker 2: people who have money to fly, because you're on a
Speaker 2: flight for less time than you are on a bus.
Speaker 1: And if we're on a bus, then you everybody got corona.
Speaker 1: The driver got it, the bags under the bus got it.
Speaker 1: Everybody has corona on the bus, but on the plane
Speaker 1: maybe just one of the flight attendants has it. But
Speaker 1: I feel like, hypothetically, if you're going and you going
Speaker 1: like August or September, it should be better by then, right.
Speaker 3: What Abo Andrew?
Speaker 4: I don't think so it's only getting worse. Just businesses
Speaker 4: are opening, and I think that like we're just sort
Speaker 4: of putting a blanket over it and saying it's okay.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I mean people are more and more
Speaker 2: people are reporting corona in a single day than like
Speaker 2: the entire month of April.
Speaker 3: Apparently in some.
Speaker 1: Places there's just nothing to look forward to. There's no happiness,
Speaker 1: Like god, god, damn it, Like this is just stupid.
Speaker 3: Already now I'm upset.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I hypothetically was going to go on a
Speaker 1: trip to do anything.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like.
Speaker 1: This, Oh my god, there's just nothing to look forward to.
Speaker 1: Somebody will will toss your salad for you sometime, anytime
Speaker 1: you want somebody, I'm sure we'll do it, regardless of this,
Speaker 1: regardless of the state that you're in.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I have to be aware that, like I might not
Speaker 1: be everybody's type, and maybe not everybody wants to be
Speaker 1: with somebody like me who is pretty much famous, you know, verified.
Speaker 3: My god, I Got a.
Speaker 1: Goal has a has a very well known podcast that
Speaker 1: you know, I have a very loud co host that
Speaker 1: you know, makes me divulge information that I wasn't going to.
Speaker 3: You know, what have you? What have you divulged in
Speaker 3: this episode that we didn't already know? Literally nothing, No.
Speaker 2: She hasn't done what what's the one thing that she
Speaker 2: said Andrew that we didn't already know well.
Speaker 4: I think she was like she was alluding to this
Speaker 4: US eating trip right on.
Speaker 1: I never said Andrew, and Andrew.
Speaker 3: I never said, yo, Andrew, thank you so much. Who
Speaker 3: were interested in me to not listen to the podcast?
Speaker 1: It just it's maybe, well, Sydney, maybe you should silly Sydney,
Speaker 1: maybe you should stop being famous. Maybe I've I've mentioned
Speaker 1: it more than on numerous occasions.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you like me, why are you listen
Speaker 3: to the podcasts? It's silly.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say stuff that it's problematic.
Speaker 3: No, you're like, oh, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, no, that's not true. If you like Sidney,
Speaker 2: she's not saying anything problematic. She's not saying anything. If
Speaker 2: you hate Sidney, she's not saying anything problematic. She's not
Speaker 2: saying anything.
Speaker 3: If you don't know who Sydney is, she's not saying anything.
Speaker 3: That's why you don't know her. Whoa Marie? Take that back, No,
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Because you're like, if you listen to the podcast and
Speaker 1: you like me, you know I'm gonna say some stuff?
Speaker 3: What stuff? Sis? Well, Marie, what would you like me
Speaker 3: to say more?
Speaker 2: Make a list of things that you would like Mene, Sydney.
Speaker 2: I want you to talk about the things that you
Speaker 2: FaceTime me to talk.
Speaker 3: To me about. That's what I want you to talk about.
Speaker 3: I want you to I want.
Speaker 2: You to talk about the stuff that you me and Andrew
Speaker 2: were talking about before we turn this quick time on.
Speaker 3: That's what I want you to talk about. And you're like, Wow,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know whoch woman is at.
Speaker 2: We seventeen minutes in it, you haven't said a single thing. Friend,
Speaker 2: You said, Oh no, that I'm gonna take that back.
Speaker 1: You said, I like someone. I like someone. I am
Speaker 1: interested in someone. She's very nice and hot, and I
Speaker 1: think I think we have good chemistry. So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: interested on where this is gonna go. But the main
Speaker 1: thing on my mind right now this is getting your
Speaker 1: salad tossed. I don't care if my salad is tossed.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, I just want to experience a
Speaker 1: good time with someone I want.
Speaker 3: To, Andrew said. Andrew said, it is twenty twenty. Everybody's
Speaker 3: doing that now, and.
Speaker 1: That's maybe in your maybe in your group, your circle
Speaker 1: of peers.
Speaker 3: Don't do that you and your colleagues.
Speaker 4: Disgusting as eaters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eaters and eat ass and during a pandemic, it
Speaker 1: is it okay?
Speaker 4: No? They literally said that it's not okay to eat
Speaker 4: ass during a pandemic.
Speaker 3: I mean they also said.
Speaker 1: They also said it's not okay to have sex, so
Speaker 1: that so what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 4: They suggested glory holes they literally did. Yeah, they like
Speaker 4: came out and yeah.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't work for straight that doesn't work for women.
Speaker 3: How am I gonna put my laby through a hole?
Speaker 1: It's not long, you gotta through says, you have to
Speaker 1: thread the needle, pull it through the holes. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the new normal, but I
Speaker 1: guess it's something that more people are doing, or more
Speaker 1: people are admitting to doing. I feel like choking is
Speaker 1: something that has been coming up in a lot of conversations. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that has been in the discussion, and I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. With all the current events, everything that's going on,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be choked.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be tied up.
Speaker 1: I don't want no rope, no handcuffs, no, none of that.
Speaker 1: The cops and slavery have ruined BDSM for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Friend, were you doing BDSM before?
Speaker 1: No, But I'm just saying like I'm not interested and
Speaker 1: interested in it at all.
Speaker 2: I would get I would. I want to get tied up.
Speaker 2: I think I'm that's something that I want to try next.
Speaker 3: Well, people get spank you know, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, oh, you said you're okay with that.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I can get spanked. That's new information. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I have like I have a good butt.
Speaker 3: My butt's nice to get spanked. It's it's pretty cute.
Speaker 3: You don't agree, Marie, Marie, you don't like my body.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything else. Talk to me. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: let you. I'm gonna let you do a monologue. What
Speaker 3: time is it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you do a monologue for sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put sixty seconds on the clos and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you talk about whatever you feel like talking about.
Speaker 3: We just gonna let you speak. Hold on, let me
Speaker 3: get to my clock. Ready, Sydney, are you ready for this? Yeah? Ready?
Speaker 3: Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 1: You know I'm in a different point in my life
Speaker 1: that it's like, you know, I have to just be
Speaker 1: more adventurous and I need to get out there and
Speaker 1: I need to do more things and be less.
Speaker 3: Closed in.
Speaker 1: I'm very open with my heart because I fall for
Speaker 1: people just like here and there. But when I fall,
Speaker 1: I fall hard and I can't get over it. So
Speaker 1: now I just want to get in the point where
Speaker 1: I'm dating and having a good time and you know,
Speaker 1: maybe getting.
Speaker 3: Double penetrated possibly, who knows.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited for whatever's going to happen in the
Speaker 1: next few months because I deserve it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I work really hard for everything that I do in
Speaker 1: my life, and I should be getting some fun physically,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Before, and I deserve it.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give it fifty five seconds.
Speaker 3: I think, Oh, my prayers are gonna be answered soon.
Speaker 1: Sidney, I'm giving you a hard time, but it's only
Speaker 1: because outside of this zoom and outside of this podcast,
Speaker 1: there's so much happening in your life.
Speaker 3: There's so much, like there's so.
Speaker 1: Many lols and like moments when you say stuff that
Speaker 1: we just scream and react to it in the group
Speaker 1: chat for several hours, and then we get here and
Speaker 1: You're like, I just deserve happiness.
Speaker 3: I deserve joy. I want to have a good time.
Speaker 3: I want to be loved. It turns out to NPR.
Speaker 3: But it's like Marie for a year's bitch for years.
Speaker 1: I was just going like, Diary of the Mouth, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was this.
Speaker 3: Was a hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on. Did you say Diary of the Mouth? No,
Speaker 3: diarrhea of the mouth? Sorry, okay, okay, Diarrhea of the mouth.
Speaker 1: That's the title of the the episode, Diarrhea of the
Speaker 1: I already.
Speaker 4: Have closed your legs to married Matt.
Speaker 2: But also let's let's let's add also diary diarrhea of
Speaker 2: the mouth as a as an alternate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's like interesting. I'll be like, what what
Speaker 3: is this about? You know, it's a good it's a
Speaker 3: clickable moment. I agree, thank you. I was.
Speaker 1: I was giving up all the goods and you was
Speaker 1: not saying anything. So how are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: was tables have turns. I was here for comic relief. Okay,
Speaker 1: also realistically said what goods was you given us before? Uh?
Speaker 4: Huh? If I might interject, I think you and you
Speaker 4: might go ahead.
Speaker 1: Andrew is a referee He's like, he's like, get a
Speaker 1: poor foot, get a poor foot.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're really creating like a really
Speaker 4: healthy environment for Sydney to reveal these things on the podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm her about past.
Speaker 3: Look at her face.
Speaker 2: Because Andrew don't even know what he's talking about. Andrew,
Speaker 2: I talk to Sydney every day and.
Speaker 1: Every day, and every every every day I say this
Speaker 1: should be on the podcast, or Sidney says, man, I
Speaker 1: can't even talk about this on the.
Speaker 3: Podcast, like every single day.
Speaker 2: And then we get here and and people are bored.
Speaker 3: We've been doing this zoom thing for like three months.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: People are home, they're horny. They probably got COVID. They
Speaker 2: might be home with they raggedy ass kids. They got
Speaker 2: a fat cat sitting at their feet.
Speaker 3: You're a horny, you probably have COVID. That's right. I
Speaker 3: don't and Sydney.
Speaker 1: Sydney sits up here and talks in circles and then
Speaker 1: falls back on well for years, I was saying, all
Speaker 1: of my besniece, and it's like, but you really weren't.
Speaker 3: You told us about stuff that you used to do.
Speaker 2: You told us about stuff that you were doing when
Speaker 2: you were before you were sober. But it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: if we're having a conversation, then let's have a conversation.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't have to create a I don't
Speaker 2: think that I'm creating a hostile environment.
Speaker 3: This is how I talk all the time. It's just
Speaker 3: an environment.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, I'm I just wanted to say
Speaker 2: up top that Sydney said on the Patreon. She was
Speaker 2: going to say something and then she said nothing. That's
Speaker 2: that's what this episode started out with. And Andrew's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no. Sidney is a good person and Marie
Speaker 2: is an evil person. So okay, this is what it is.
Speaker 1: Marie has a plethora of options for you know, the
Speaker 1: lineup for whatever whoever she wants to hook up with,
Speaker 1: and she cooks up with men and they're obsessed with her.
Speaker 3: So she could literally.
Speaker 1: Be like, I'm fucking this trash ass nigga and then
Speaker 1: he will hook up with her right after. If I
Speaker 1: say anything about anybody that I'm interested in her, they
Speaker 1: will take it so hard and be so upset. Sidney,
Speaker 1: you don't have to say anything bad about the person,
Speaker 1: but somebody that I'm like, I'm telling you I'm just
Speaker 1: asking for you to tell people what's going on in
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not saying like you gotta give us your deepest,
Speaker 2: darkest secrets, but like we're talking in hypotheticals. That's the
Speaker 2: only way that you talk on this podcast now is
Speaker 2: in hypotheticals, because hypothetically, someone else could be offended by
Speaker 2: the thing that you're talking about. And it's like, who cares.
Speaker 2: You are a grown ass woman. You deserve to be
Speaker 2: flut out.
Speaker 1: You deserve your ass eight, you deserve you deserve.
Speaker 3: Everything and more.
Speaker 2: But you're like, well, I don't want to hurt this
Speaker 2: person's feelings, And it's like, who has time to worry
Speaker 2: about feelings right now?
Speaker 3: Sis? If you died tomorrow, knock on, what God forbid
Speaker 3: that happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't have that. Would you still do the
Speaker 1: podcast if I died?
Speaker 2: Probably because it's me talking anyways, Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3: The title of the episode. If Sidney died, I still
Speaker 3: do the pod? Sydney did, I'm still doing the pod?
Speaker 3: She did episode next episode? I don't know. I just
Speaker 3: you you have a lot Vallid points.
Speaker 1: She's right, you have a lot happening, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you got I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean we had like a whole nude fiasco and you
Speaker 1: were like, I'm not talking.
Speaker 3: About that because I don't want nobody feel this to
Speaker 3: get hurt.
Speaker 1: We we have like these like things that happen, and
Speaker 1: it's like, this is interesting, stimulating, hilarious conversation, but we
Speaker 1: can't talk about it because you are afraid that you're
Speaker 1: gonna upset somebody who might potentially be listening to our podcast.
Speaker 3: And it's like, well, what about the people who listen?
Speaker 3: What about the people who do listen?
Speaker 1: What we're just gonna talk about the stuff that you
Speaker 1: don't want one person to hypothetically not here? Well, I
Speaker 1: just try to think about, Marie, what if somebody that
Speaker 1: you were hooking up with was on a podcast running
Speaker 1: their mouth about whatever you guys are doing.
Speaker 3: How would you feel? But Sidney, I'm not No one
Speaker 3: is asking you to run your mouth. No one is.
Speaker 1: That's the only way I know how to be. It's
Speaker 1: either don't say anything or run my mother, my lips.
Speaker 3: Will be flapping.
Speaker 2: Well, then, friend, maybe you gotta find a happy medium,
Speaker 2: you know, maybe that's your assignment for the week.
Speaker 3: Is to figure out how to say some but not all.
Speaker 1: I don't know on therapists, give give me my assignments,
Speaker 1: my duties.
Speaker 3: Sis betterhelp dot com better.
Speaker 1: We love We can't we cannot be anything without him
Speaker 1: better help.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, girl bye.
Speaker 1: Uh they didn't buy no ads on this episode?
Speaker 5: Oh they do?
Speaker 3: My bad, My bad injected right here. This is where
Speaker 3: I got that at dropped dead. Well, let's ask the listeners.
Speaker 1: Are you guys bored with Sydney's uh life, her lifestyle?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but we somebody commented on the Patreon
Speaker 2: last week this episode was boring, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I was Genna ready to respond and say, you know,
Speaker 2: drag them a little bit.
Speaker 1: And Sydney responded with, sorry, my love life is a
Speaker 1: little bit boring right now.
Speaker 2: And it's like, first of all, don't apologize to somebody
Speaker 2: for being rude to you. But second, it's not boring.
Speaker 2: Your life is fascinating. It's fascinating.
Speaker 3: Why is it fascinating? Tell Sydney. I can't tell them
Speaker 3: because you don't me to second.
Speaker 1: Hand, secondhand, tell him, tell him without saying too much.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, Sidney? I don't know how far
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to go because if anything is too much,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Andrew, cut it out.
Speaker 3: Look Andrew is upset.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, no, we're not doing any edits cuts.
Speaker 4: It's fine, We're.
Speaker 3: Not doing cuts. What are you talking about? And said,
Speaker 3: we're not doing leave it in there. We're in a pandemic.
Speaker 3: You want me to do work?
Speaker 2: That's crazy, he said the audacity.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's happening in Sydney's life right now? Fab? My
Speaker 3: friend is on her way to be.
Speaker 2: A being a black lesbian poor couple in Hollywood?
Speaker 3: Is that staying in there?
Speaker 2: We cutting that out too, friends, No, that can stay,
Speaker 2: that can stay my friend?
Speaker 3: My friend is getting flown all over the world. How
Speaker 3: about that? How about that?
Speaker 1: And by all over the world, I mean she doesn't
Speaker 1: need her passport to travel to this place, so that, uh,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: Is uh well, I mean my friend was in love
Speaker 2: with somebody who essentially, I mean realistically, the situation that
Speaker 2: the last girl is in and this new person is in,
Speaker 2: it seems almost identical.
Speaker 3: But the way that they react to you is completely
Speaker 3: the opposite. Yeah, right, mm hmm, I don't know. It's nice,
Speaker 3: it's nice.
Speaker 1: I mean we always make excuses for people who you're like,
Speaker 1: but there they don't like there. It's not that they
Speaker 1: don't like you, it's just that dot dot and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: But when somebody likes you, you know, when somebody likes you,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 3: Have to they make time for you.
Speaker 1: When somebody likes you, yeah, you know, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't question if they do.
Speaker 3: You don't question if you're doing too much.
Speaker 2: You just kind of naturally do the thing that comes
Speaker 2: to mind first, and you don't second guess yourself. That's
Speaker 2: the cool thing about like somebody liking you when you
Speaker 2: liking them back, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's scary.
Speaker 1: It's scary when you like someone because you're just like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get hurt. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get played, I don't want to feel I do not
Speaker 1: like rejection romantically. I don't mind rejection in my career
Speaker 1: because it happened so much, but I just take it
Speaker 1: so I take it so hard, Sidney.
Speaker 3: Nobody likes rejection. Nobody.
Speaker 1: You're saying something like it's breaking news, but nobody likes
Speaker 1: to be rejected.
Speaker 3: You're like, I don't romantically, don't hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: Everybody Marie, when's the last time you've been rejected romantically?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I also don't put myself out there like that.
Speaker 1: I don't put myself out there like that. Also, men
Speaker 1: are dumb, and I say that on the record for
Speaker 1: the record. Straight men and some gay ones.
Speaker 2: Men are not you Andrew, not today, but no right like,
Speaker 2: and like I think the last time a man tried
Speaker 2: to reject me or tried to check me, I had.
Speaker 3: To shut him down.
Speaker 2: It was the dude that was like he was trying
Speaker 2: to come over to my house and he was like,
Speaker 2: did you wax? Did you get a wax recently? And
Speaker 2: I was like what?
Speaker 1: And he was like yeah, you know, because like I'll
Speaker 1: eat it, but like I don't want hair in my mouth.
Speaker 3: What Like I said, I this.
Speaker 1: Is not a meal at Olive Garden, like you, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna it's supposed to have hair on it. There
Speaker 1: will be a hair in your soup if you come
Speaker 1: to my house, okay. But also like I had just
Speaker 1: shaved and it was fine, And just the way that
Speaker 1: this dude was talking to me, I was like, how
Speaker 1: dare you pup in my inbox after all this time?
Speaker 2: And think that you can tell me what my vagina
Speaker 2: should look like. Absolutely not. So I shut that down.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't really put myself in place in places to
Speaker 2: be rejected because I'm also like not out there like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not on apps no more. You know, I got
Speaker 2: a little huh question.
Speaker 4: So when you shut someone down, like in that instance,
Speaker 4: did you like let him know like that' spucked, like,
Speaker 4: don't talk to me like that?
Speaker 2: Or oh Andrew friend, okay, friend, I turned the light on.
Speaker 3: We were on FaceTime.
Speaker 2: I said, let me turn the light on so you
Speaker 2: can see who the hook you talking to. Like, No,
Speaker 2: I did shut him down, and he's so dumb or
Speaker 2: so turned on by being shut down that he was
Speaker 2: still dming me and messaging me like, hey, what are
Speaker 2: you doing later? Like, don't worry about what me and
Speaker 2: my cooch are doing later. We're not doing anything that
Speaker 2: involves you. And he just I don't know. I blocked him.
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't block him, but I blocked his
Speaker 2: like I blocked his stories and his post from my page.
Speaker 2: But I didn't unfriend him because I need him to
Speaker 2: know that I'm unbothered.
Speaker 3: So you recommend uh not blocking, But muting people.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I don't want to see your stuff.
Speaker 2: You can still see what I'm doing. I need you
Speaker 2: to see that I'm thriving because I am.
Speaker 4: Walking store in what would warrant like a block or.
Speaker 3: A block or unfriend.
Speaker 1: If somebody wrongs one of my friends, oh my friend.
Speaker 2: If Sidny's like, we're not talking to John anymore? John
Speaker 2: is a dick out on friend John that day and
Speaker 2: never friend John again, but the way that Sidney is
Speaker 2: my wishy washy friend. Two days later, she's like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was on the phone with John or yeah, you
Speaker 2: know John coming over and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, Sidney, we blocked him.
Speaker 1: I forgive if I forget. People make mistakes, geez people.
Speaker 1: And that's this is what I will say to people.
Speaker 1: If you have a like falling out with somebody, you
Speaker 1: gotta wait. You gotta wait at least like three four
Speaker 1: days because the stuff that you put out to your friends,
Speaker 1: they're gonna remember that. And even if you feel comfortable
Speaker 1: being cool with that person again, your friends are fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: They will never forget. They're like, oh, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: with that bitch ass dude? Who did you wrong and
Speaker 1: made you pay for an abortion? Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Made you pay for an abortion? What?
Speaker 2: What the world is that I'm suing you for five
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty two dollars.
Speaker 3: I have no idea how much an abortion costs. Okay,
Speaker 3: I was like Marie, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: But maybe with that back in my day, it was
Speaker 1: two beautiful payments in nineteen none of nine.
Speaker 3: It was one trip you just going back of the alley. No,
Speaker 3: I've never had an abortion.
Speaker 1: And we left about stuff that we've done here on
Speaker 1: this podcast, but you know, shout out to.
Speaker 3: People who doing what they got to do for themselves.
Speaker 3: I've done it.
Speaker 1: I've done it more than once, and I don't regret,
Speaker 1: not one time. So I mean, imagine you had a
Speaker 1: kid right now during the core, Yeah, I just could not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have these cats, and they definitely make
Speaker 1: me feel like, wow, there's something to live for, but no,
Speaker 1: I don't need.
Speaker 3: Oh there's something to live for. Well, that's that's good.
Speaker 1: I mean, no that we're laughing, but that's good. But
Speaker 1: it sucks that it's the cats that you live in for.
Speaker 2: And not for me, or for Andrew, or for Ramona
Speaker 2: or for Amina's braiding skills or you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrew, I, that's it. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not blocking somebody or.
Speaker 3: Unfriending somebody unless.
Speaker 2: You know, I feel like I have to. But usually
Speaker 2: I do things like that because of my friends. Yeah, personally,
Speaker 2: like if you say something or you do something, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you in that moment, But because we've
Speaker 2: all been in situations where something happened and we walk away.
Speaker 1: And then you go to bed and you wake up
Speaker 1: and you're thinking about it and you're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: should have said this.
Speaker 3: I should done that. I live. I'm trying to live
Speaker 3: my life in those moments.
Speaker 1: Those I should have said moments, I'm doing them in
Speaker 1: the moment because what am I worried about protecting this
Speaker 1: man's feelings?
Speaker 4: For I don't think it's necessarily like protecting his feelings.
Speaker 4: But I've found myself in situations where I'm like, if
Speaker 4: I'm mad at someone, like someone is clearly wronged me,
Speaker 4: and to let them know, like this is where like A,
Speaker 4: B and C, this is where you all fucked up.
Speaker 4: They aren't receptive to it. You know, they're not going
Speaker 4: to give me the response that I need or and
Speaker 4: want entirely they'll like gaslight or something, and so I'll
Speaker 4: wind up feeling worse.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, not mean I feel worse when I
Speaker 2: feel like I should, because because when people wrong you,
Speaker 2: or they treat you wrong, or they say something disrespectful,
Speaker 2: they're going to turn around and do that to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Yep. And I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Say that there's no reason why you should be talking
Speaker 2: to me, a queen, or any woman about what her
Speaker 2: couch looks like.
Speaker 3: You're not paying bills.
Speaker 1: That was just unacceptable, especially since you'd be giving that
Speaker 1: good good He said.
Speaker 2: No, he said to me, men, guys don't like hair
Speaker 2: down there. And I said, that's so funny, because the
Speaker 2: other guy that I'm sleeping with right now does and
Speaker 2: he makes I'm obsessed.
Speaker 3: And he is obsessed with and he's doing it right
Speaker 3: and he's good. It is good. And he was like oh.
Speaker 3: He was like, well, that felt like extra information that
Speaker 3: I needed to know.
Speaker 1: And I said, no, you didn't need to know this,
Speaker 1: because you're coming at me real foolish right now.
Speaker 3: And then he was like okay.
Speaker 1: And the nerve that he would think that you would
Speaker 1: want to talk to him after that, honey.
Speaker 2: I mean I guess he I don't know, maybe because
Speaker 2: I because he's still I still show up on his Instagram.
Speaker 3: Maybe he thinks it's fine.
Speaker 2: But it's like I think he gets it now because
Speaker 2: every time he sent me a message after that, which
Speaker 2: I think was three separate times, I ignored him. I
Speaker 2: left him on red I I clicked on the message.
Speaker 2: I looked at it. I know it says scene and
Speaker 2: that I didn't respond.
Speaker 3: So you, like some of these people, you gotta knock
Speaker 3: him down a couple of pigs.
Speaker 2: Like you know, there's good people out there, and there's
Speaker 2: bad people out there, and sometimes good people say dumb stuff,
Speaker 2: and those people should.
Speaker 3: Not be rewarded. Your prize is my pussy. If you say.
Speaker 2: Something problematic to me, or you do something that makes
Speaker 2: me unhappy, I'm not gonna reward you for it. Also,
Speaker 2: I don't remember sex with him being that good for
Speaker 2: him to be talking to me like.
Speaker 1: Not just say no, no, reckless shit like that. And
Speaker 1: also it's just like, sir, who the fuck do you.
Speaker 3: Think you are? That that part that who the stuff?
Speaker 1: Like you have not you have not mentioned anything, you
Speaker 1: have not made any suggestions to him.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's not doing everything amazing. Sis. Remember we
Speaker 3: talked about him. The first time I had to him,
Speaker 3: I said, you had a Bob's Burger's buddy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell him, oh, oh I need to do
Speaker 1: little shape. Well, how about you take your ass to
Speaker 1: Planet Fitness. No, he But that's the funny thing is
Speaker 1: he goes to the gym, or he was going to
Speaker 1: the gym every day.
Speaker 3: Oh, he.
Speaker 1: Must be doing arms he's going. No, he's going there
Speaker 1: to watch the TV. That's what he's doing and take
Speaker 1: a shower. He's not doing anything else.
Speaker 3: He's going to the gym to take nudes with shampoo bottles. Imagine.
Speaker 1: Oh I could I could actually see Vo five at
Speaker 1: a Planet Fitness and not his aunt house. Yeah but see,
Speaker 1: I love the way you're talking because.
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, drag these fucking men.
Speaker 1: But I don't now that I like subscribe to like
Speaker 1: gender roles and stuff, because like women could get it
Speaker 1: to shut these bitches down. But I just don't want
Speaker 1: to have open conversations about like somebody I hooked up
Speaker 1: with body type or they might have said something that
Speaker 1: it's a little problematic. But I'm like everybody says things, well,
Speaker 1: not everybody, But in the heat of the moment, you
Speaker 1: might say something that you don't mean, and then you
Speaker 1: say it and they say sorry, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: am I gonna hold that against you?
Speaker 3: Or am I gonna move forward?
Speaker 2: No, If somebody apologizes to you and it feels sincere,
Speaker 2: then I don't think you need to hold anything against anybody, right,
Speaker 2: But if somebody apologizes to you for doing something and
Speaker 2: then they do that thing again later, yea, you have
Speaker 2: every right to drag that person because because that means
Speaker 2: you didn't learn your lesson, or that means that you
Speaker 2: don't respect me. If you're gonna keep doing something that
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I have a problem with, then you
Speaker 2: don't deserve.
Speaker 3: Me to be nice to you. You know, Like I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: I say things and I do things that are problematic
Speaker 2: every single day of the week, and you do everyone.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, somebody will check me for it.
Speaker 2: But when they do, it makes me reflect. Like Sidney
Speaker 2: and I have had conversations and she'll she'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know we ya, I know, I know how I
Speaker 2: know we're different and you haitian, but this is wrong.
Speaker 2: And sometimes that's the only thing that you can do
Speaker 2: to your friends is tell them when they do something
Speaker 2: wrong and then like let them go if they come
Speaker 2: back and they still doing the same booll sheet, and
Speaker 2: that is that person your friend, or maybe that person
Speaker 2: just like real Haitian and thes therapy and is a
Speaker 2: little bit bald, you know, you know, you you pick
Speaker 2: and choose your battles, but you do.
Speaker 1: And like the thing is is that I sometimes I
Speaker 1: don't want to say things on a podcast because it's
Speaker 1: like it's easy to just do throwaways about people that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm probably not gonna see it again,
Speaker 1: or I don't. But like one time, Adrian was like,
Speaker 1: what do you be saying on there?
Speaker 3: About me?
Speaker 1: And I'm like what she's like because my friends, my
Speaker 1: friends are asking me stuff, and I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: are you saying? And I'm like, well, I don't want
Speaker 1: you to listen, so uh, I can't say, you know, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, I remember that.
Speaker 2: I remember some of the Adrian stuff, but like, you
Speaker 2: weren't saying anything crazy about Adrian.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't think butspectful, but.
Speaker 1: Honestly, we don't. I don't remember everything that we'd be
Speaker 1: saying Marie. Sometimes we say stuff and then the episode
Speaker 1: is over, and then I don't realize I didn't said
Speaker 1: some off the wall shit until weeks later. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: did you listen to the episode?
Speaker 3: How did you let me say that?
Speaker 2: That's so funny because when I listened to the episode,
Speaker 2: I have the opposite feeling. I listened to something that
Speaker 2: we said, and I'm like, man, I could have went
Speaker 2: in And then I'm like, why did I say?
Speaker 1: Why didn't I.
Speaker 3: Say X y oh? I was being nice that day?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, we're.
Speaker 2: You never know what is gonna offend somebody, right, Like
Speaker 2: sometimes you think you say something harmless and you're saying
Speaker 2: something in jest. Like even like some of the stuff
Speaker 2: that we say on here, I think sometimes like it
Speaker 2: upsets Andrew or like not upsets you. But like the
Speaker 2: way that I talk to Sydney, I can tell is
Speaker 2: like triggering for you, Andrew, because you always stand up
Speaker 2: for Sydney, but you never stick up for me, because
Speaker 2: it's like Marie don't need Marie doesn't need assistance, but exactly.
Speaker 3: But that's but that's not true.
Speaker 2: But then when I talk to Andrew and I say
Speaker 2: things like I'm sad or I think I'm depressed.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, you're not.
Speaker 2: He's like, there's no way, no, yes, I know, but
Speaker 2: but I'm saying like, like the way that you perceive
Speaker 2: me is like this little rock, this little rock, this
Speaker 2: brick on a beach, and Sydney is like a beach.
Speaker 3: That's a great title as well as.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like brick on a beach as
Speaker 2: which is some of the other ones. But you see
Speaker 2: me as a brick on a beach, and you see
Speaker 2: Sydney as like a little pile of like a sand castle,
Speaker 2: and it's like Sydney is stronger than you think.
Speaker 3: This year is friend.
Speaker 1: My friend has been through some things and my friend
Speaker 1: is strung like don't don't let no, don't do that,
Speaker 1: don't don't let the pink fendy quard she got on
Speaker 1: fool you she wearing, but thank you. I think we
Speaker 1: see people how we want to see them, and sometimes
Speaker 1: we are wrong.
Speaker 3: You're right, yeah, you're you're absolutely memory.
Speaker 1: And I'm just learning how to navigate everything because you know,
Speaker 1: as I move up in status status, we're moving up
Speaker 1: the status. I mean, the more exposure we we get,
Speaker 1: you know that the the more people were going to
Speaker 1: run into, the more people that put two and two together,
Speaker 1: And they're like, well there's a dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, what's so bad about people putting two
Speaker 2: and two together? Friend, What's what's the worst that can
Speaker 2: happen when people start to put stuff together?
Speaker 3: No? Realistically, no, nothing, nothing. You're right.
Speaker 1: No, I'm asking because I'm not ashamed of I'm not
Speaker 1: ashamed of anybody that I'm interested in or that I
Speaker 1: hooked up with.
Speaker 3: Well there's some Please don't tell nobody remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who kept us hooty on the whole time? The
Speaker 3: homeless guy? Yeah please Yeah, Yeah. I guess you're right.
Speaker 3: I guess I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: Every time you say I guess you're right, like shocks
Speaker 1: me a little bit because I am always right.
Speaker 3: Bitch, please always.
Speaker 1: And now we're gonna now we know that you're a
Speaker 1: delusional because the truth that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I Sydney, I'm not trying to I am. I
Speaker 2: am trying to pressure you. Yeah, but you at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, I know that you're a grown
Speaker 2: up and you're gonna do what you want to do and.
Speaker 3: What's right for you. But is it what's right for
Speaker 3: the podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And since we need to move the podcast in
Speaker 1: another direction, you know, and the time is ticking on
Speaker 1: this direction, you know, I have to I have to
Speaker 1: bring another level of transparency.
Speaker 3: To the pod. What does that mean? I just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be pussy footing around things because I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I know, I always say too much, Like.
Speaker 3: In real life or on stage, I'm like, I'm always
Speaker 3: saying too much.
Speaker 1: So now I'm on the pod, like I should, you know,
Speaker 1: reserve some things. But it's like, yeah, none of this
Speaker 1: matters nothing.
Speaker 4: But has anybody actually ever said like you say too much?
Speaker 4: Or is that just you?
Speaker 2: No, Andrew, That's what I'm talking about. No one's ever
Speaker 2: said that. I mean, there was an incident when.
Speaker 1: We did the podcast a couple of years ago, right
Speaker 1: like a year ago, where Sydney said something a place
Speaker 1: that she'd been in.
Speaker 3: The person.
Speaker 2: Whose things she was talking about was listening, and that
Speaker 2: person was upset.
Speaker 1: But yes, I went to somebody's wedding and dragged it
Speaker 1: and dragged it. They don't listen to a podcast no
Speaker 1: more so it don't matter. But I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: if you do not have a podcast, and you're inviting
Speaker 1: me to your wedding, just like, make sure the wedding right,
Speaker 1: top top show, make it right, make it look cute,
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm gonna talk about it. And if if
Speaker 1: you want that kind of press, you know, be careful.
Speaker 1: If you got me at your baby shower and like
Speaker 1: the gifts.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Sydney, No, this is not No, this
Speaker 2: is not the energy that you have. Your energy is
Speaker 2: not not this. Your energy is the opposite of what
Speaker 2: you're saying right now.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: If you want me to go to your thing, make
Speaker 2: sure it's correct so I won't talk about it. You
Speaker 2: not gonna talk about it. This is what this podcast
Speaker 2: episode is about today. You're like, I'm gonna talk, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna drag it.
Speaker 3: No, I loved that. For us. We need just listen.
Speaker 2: Friend, Yes you are my most famous, most verified friend.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: You are one the way you are the most famous
Speaker 1: person I know.
Speaker 2: Let me think about that, but yes, you're the most
Speaker 2: famous person I know. For now, so you know, protect
Speaker 2: yourself at all costs.
Speaker 3: But also remember that, remember how hard we laugh FaceTime
Speaker 3: we do. I just want to do that. I just
Speaker 3: want to do on the podcast. Friend, that's it, That's
Speaker 3: all I'm asking for.
Speaker 1: And I know that then, but then, like the stuff
Speaker 1: that we do on FaceTime, will it be special?
Speaker 3: I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it, Sydney. What
Speaker 3: let me charge my laptop? It is dying, Sydney.
Speaker 6: Our face times will always be special because you could
Speaker 6: you usually be naked city put up pause. He lives
Speaker 6: on FaceTime the other day. I need you to know
Speaker 6: that I saw Sydney's vagina on FaceTime the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm just taking I'm trying to take us to another level, Marie,
Speaker 1: because what if we go What if we go to
Speaker 1: the Maldives or whatever and we're on a new beach.
Speaker 3: I don't why would we go to the Maldives together?
Speaker 3: I thought you were Oh, I will say that.
Speaker 1: I googled Airbnb's in the Maldives and in Bali yesterday
Speaker 1: because I was like, Oh, I feel like I want to.
Speaker 3: Take a trip.
Speaker 1: Oh Bali would be nice, Yo, we should go. I'm
Speaker 1: honestly I think we should go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to go with my friend
Speaker 3: to a honeymoon spot. Sis Like if if I was
Speaker 3: gonna go to Bali I would go with a dude. Really. Yes,
Speaker 3: So when.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about taking trips, I'm talking about taking trips
Speaker 1: for me and my coach and you're like, yes.
Speaker 3: Friend, let's go be naked on the beach together and
Speaker 3: then not touch each other.
Speaker 1: Like what, well, I mean we can we can change
Speaker 1: this storyline, Sidney. I will not eat your ass nasty beach.
Speaker 1: You won't eat my ASTs on the black sand.
Speaker 3: It's been you won't, Marie. Are you saying that? Is
Speaker 3: that on the record? You will? I will not munch
Speaker 3: on your box in the Maldives, all right, that is
Speaker 3: and that's a good title too, We'll not much in
Speaker 3: your box box Maldives munchbox. Okay, thank you, thank you
Speaker 3: for shaking the table. It shook. I understand everything that
Speaker 3: you were saying.
Speaker 2: This, and honestly, I'm giving you a hard time, but
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying too.
Speaker 3: It's just, you know, it's funny this.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep the episodes interesting, friend, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I listen to them and sometimes I'll be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not listening to this episode, really, okay, that's honest, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we know. We're here to entertain y'all for fifty two
Speaker 1: minutes a week. Yeah, but that's gonna change soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep. We gotta be sure. We're gonna give you
Speaker 3: guys some shorter, some quick bites. Yep.
Speaker 2: Maybe two half hour episodes a week instead of one
Speaker 2: long ass hour episode a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe a fifteen thirty cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew, is there anything that you learned today or
Speaker 1: anything that you wanted you felt like you need to
Speaker 1: get off your chest?
Speaker 3: Or do you still want to call me a beach?
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 4: I never called Murray bitch.
Speaker 1: I never did, but like I feel like maybe in
Speaker 1: your brain you're like she's a bitch now.
Speaker 4: I mean like you made reference to certain things that
Speaker 4: you've said that Sydney has called you out on and
Speaker 4: said like, hey, don't say that, certain things that you've
Speaker 4: said that I've called you out on and said you
Speaker 4: can't say that when when we do that, it's for
Speaker 4: your best interest. We're looking out for you.
Speaker 3: M hmm, okay, all right, I'll receive that, friend. I
Speaker 3: received that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we see we've seen some other people but
Speaker 4: don't have those people that call them.
Speaker 3: Out, So that's okay. Should I name? Should I can't.
Speaker 4: No, I can't even say that. I need to come
Speaker 4: me saying that.
Speaker 2: Actually, you gotta keep that.
Speaker 3: You didn't say, Andrew, Andrew.
Speaker 1: You literally just said, we see what happens when people
Speaker 1: don't have people call them out.
Speaker 3: And then you were like, I got to take that out?
Speaker 3: What take out? I didn't even say the name of
Speaker 3: the person that I know we all talking about.
Speaker 1: It could be literally anybody. It's so many people on
Speaker 1: the list.
Speaker 3: Listen, my laptop is at six percent.
Speaker 1: So we gotta wrap this episode up because for some reason,
Speaker 1: it's not charging.
Speaker 2: So I think I gotta go. Okay, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna charge this thing sitting. I'm gonna talk to you later. Andrew,
Speaker 2: can you just read.
Speaker 3: Tell me some of the titles one more time?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, so you didn't say this was a title
Speaker 4: up top, but I really did like it, Okay, scuorting
Speaker 4: squirting for COVID. I liked that. Yes, the first title
Speaker 4: that you actually announced was close your Legs to married Men. Uh,
Speaker 4: Sydney wanted diarrhea of the mouth. Uh I this one
Speaker 4: is good your horny and you probably got COVID. If
Speaker 4: Sydney dead, I'm still doing the pod. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: munching in the maldis.
Speaker 2: Munching in malde is speaking to me and close your
Speaker 2: legs made.
Speaker 3: That's the memoirs. I love that, all right, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: People who are listening, we heartshall But also tell us,
Speaker 2: tell us who you agree with or.
Speaker 3: Just do you have any business for us?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe some business if you'll got some gossip tell us,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, send us your tee so we can read
Speaker 1: it on the pods. Yeah, put it in your DMS,
Speaker 1: and then uh, we can put it out there. We
Speaker 1: won't put your name out there, but put tag it
Speaker 1: in the DMS and we'll read it in the next episode.
Speaker 3: How about that? Yes, and we will talk about it
Speaker 3: in the next episode. So I talk about my shit.
Speaker 3: Thank you exactly, thank you.
Speaker 2: Send your tea so Sidney'll have to spill hers because
Speaker 2: she's too famous for this podcast. Now, Sydney is too
Speaker 2: famous for this podcast is an alternate title.
Speaker 3: For the podcast. I love that for us. Sidney's too famous, okay, well.
Speaker 1: Or Marie fucks with nigg regular niggas, so that's why
Speaker 1: she can talk about them on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, that's a long name.
Speaker 1: And also you want to you want to enter to
Speaker 1: type out the word nigga for the podcast?
Speaker 3: Is what you?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: He said, I don't even I don't even use the
Speaker 3: n on my keyboard. I read that. Okay, Love you guys,
Speaker 3: Bye Forever.
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