Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: two a trend pick up the sleep under trend or
Speaker 1: the sleep trender. Yeah, I'm Jack, that is Miles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna tell you a couple of things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Thursday afternoon. The Church show title
Speaker 1: is a reference to sleep unders, wherein parents don't want
Speaker 1: their kids to sleep over at someone's house. I'm rather
Speaker 1: than just saying that shit, they just like go all
Speaker 1: the way up to the They're like edging a sleepover God,
Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, I'll let you sleep over
Speaker 1: there until two am, and then I'll come by and
Speaker 1: embarrass the shit out of you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Front, all your friends don't like that, right when I
Speaker 2: knock on the door, when they think it's a ghost story,
Speaker 2: But no, it's just my embarrassing parent.
Speaker 1: Hey, who's terminally online. I'm here to pick you up,
Speaker 1: so nobody notices that you peed in the sleeping bag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just bring just bring it.
Speaker 2: Don't put it in the don't put it in the
Speaker 2: garbage back, just bring it just quickly, quickly, quickly.
Speaker 1: This is uh, I mean it just uh.
Speaker 2: It feels like a continuation of like the ship that
Speaker 2: like our parents in the eighties were like experiencing when
Speaker 2: they're like, Yo, what fucking satan, what fucking the dangers
Speaker 2: out there? And it's like gradually just become more and
Speaker 2: more and more protective, overprotective. It's like apparently like on
Speaker 2: a continuum, parents are just becoming more and more self
Speaker 2: described as overprotective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And and.
Speaker 2: I get like, we live in a world where you
Speaker 2: so you get so much fucking information. You're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, it's like fucking people got guns everywhere.
Speaker 2: Everyone's a fucking pervert. I don't fucking know anybody or
Speaker 2: anything anymore. But it, uh, yeah, like this just seems
Speaker 2: like a little bit too much.
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I went to fucking sleepovers. I learned a
Speaker 2: lot about myself.
Speaker 1: I wanted to sleepovers all the time like my parents,
Speaker 1: and they also let me sleep over at people's houses.
Speaker 1: So that was a recipe for me being just two personalities.
Speaker 1: I was miles when I was sleeping over. You know
Speaker 1: what mode? I was in demon mode. I was in
Speaker 1: demon mode. Brother, were you just wild, like going off
Speaker 1: the walls?
Speaker 2: Like truly just someone who just got like, yeah, released
Speaker 2: from incarceration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smoked my first cigarette, had my first taste of
Speaker 1: alcohol at a sleepover, snuck out. We would just like
Speaker 1: be roaming the streets all night, like from the top,
Speaker 1: because yeah, you had like those parents who's like those
Speaker 1: like friends whose parents just like were either not around
Speaker 1: or had substance abuse problems, and you know, or just honestly,
Speaker 1: we're so viby. They're like I trust them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, we're we're twelve years old and
Speaker 2: we're running through the fucking neighborhood at three.
Speaker 1: In the morning. Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right. I like
Speaker 1: this kind of vibe parenting. So I I'm kind of
Speaker 1: split on this one. Like I'm I'm not super eager
Speaker 1: for my kids like start sleeping over at people's houses.
Speaker 1: But I don't think I'm gonna be like, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a sleep under. I will come and like watch over you,
Speaker 1: you know, or thats gonna next to you. Hey, I
Speaker 1: get it. Guys. You want to hear some ghost stories.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, let me tell you about the let me
Speaker 2: tell you about the crash of eight what.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just also feels like this is we're generally I
Speaker 2: noticed this too, as like now I'm like a new parent.
Speaker 2: There's so much fucking weird information or quote unquote experts
Speaker 2: out there, like especially on especially on social media and
Speaker 2: stuff with like all these like parent hacks and things
Speaker 2: like that, that it really just undermines. And I was saying,
Speaker 2: I think I was saying this early on, there's so
Speaker 2: much information that it undermines your own like innate instincts
Speaker 2: as a human being to raise a child, like don't
Speaker 2: do that, like you gotta use this tactic like oh,
Speaker 2: don't ever say this or that or that. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I get a lot of those things are useful. Like
Speaker 2: I think if you are you know, self aware enough,
Speaker 2: you probably won't fall into these pitfalls of like completely
Speaker 2: traumatizing your child or like it like inadvertently. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's always going to be the risk. But I think
Speaker 2: like we just like all of this added information, people
Speaker 2: are just very much willing to just sort of like
Speaker 2: you know, throw their hands up and be like, well, what.
Speaker 1: Does this guide say? What does that guide say?
Speaker 2: Then being like yeah, I know these parents like I
Speaker 2: don't think, like I have no reason to not trust that,
Speaker 2: like my kid wouldn't be safe there, or you know,
Speaker 2: et cetera. I don't know, man, Just like they said,
Speaker 2: mo information more problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what one? Karne is that farmstrong mother of three
Speaker 1: children ages twelve, fourteen, and twenty has never allowed her
Speaker 1: children to spend a night away from her home, even
Speaker 1: with other family members. She does, however, want her kids
Speaker 1: to have a normal childhood experience, so she has settled
Speaker 1: on letting them attend parties if she can bring them
Speaker 1: home at bedtime. Like the it's just you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't have both those lifts. Yeah, even sends two or
Speaker 1: three in the morning. What mm hmm. But I mean, look,
Speaker 1: this is you do what you want to do.
Speaker 2: And again, I don't know what this person's background is,
Speaker 2: that they have diminished trust and even their own family members.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like for me, like a family, but what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, that's like step one. I'm like, yeah, trust them,
Speaker 2: I know them. Uh So, y'all just do what you
Speaker 2: gotta do. But do realize that it is a humiliation
Speaker 2: for the kid when you got to get picked up
Speaker 2: when everybody's doing the other thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A couple of court stories. Uh, the judge and
Speaker 1: Trump's civil fraud trial faced a bomb threat at his
Speaker 1: home ahead of closing arguments, and then once closing arguments started,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Trump started talking shit. Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Pretty much immediately he's like, they're doing the fraud. To me,
Speaker 2: that's where the fraud is. You're like, oh, powerful words.
Speaker 2: You should be speaking at the Hague, sir, with your
Speaker 2: fucking your absolute command of the English language as a rhetorician.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was happening in the US. And then
Speaker 1: at the Hague, an Irish barrister had the closing argument
Speaker 1: on behalf of the Palestinian people and the case that
Speaker 1: what Israel is doing is in fact genocide. And we'll
Speaker 1: just link off to that ship in the I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it is very powerful. It's succinct.
Speaker 2: It captures the frustration, the anger, honestly, even as in
Speaker 2: our own words, the embarrassment that we should have the
Speaker 2: like or developed nations to let this happen and just
Speaker 2: standing idly by.
Speaker 1: It's really powerful.
Speaker 2: And and I also not to make a joke, but
Speaker 2: I'm the wig things that it's a tradition to a
Speaker 2: tradition there. It's just somehow even despite that, every thing
Speaker 2: rings true and I don't I'm so bad with I mean,
Speaker 2: not that I know Gaelic or anything like that, but
Speaker 2: it's just like to see like her name.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I can't even I can't even
Speaker 1: try this one. Oh what. I haven't even attempted to
Speaker 1: figure it out. But yeah, the wigs are uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I respect it. I respect them sticking. I
Speaker 1: respect any anyone who's still just rocking with the like
Speaker 1: openly wig clowns, Irish barristers. You know, I think it's
Speaker 1: like mostly in European court. I know, definitely in.
Speaker 2: The UK because like anytime I watch those UK crime things,
Speaker 2: like when they all got to pull up, they're.
Speaker 1: Like, me, get my fucking wig on real quick. Okay, okay, okay, good,
Speaker 1: not ready to present the case.
Speaker 2: But I wonder if like, if we had that in
Speaker 2: the US, we would have less absolute joker clown type
Speaker 2: lawyers or like to be like, I mean, like you
Speaker 2: gotta kind of take it serious. I can't just be
Speaker 2: some grease ball up there with pushed back hair and
Speaker 2: top of my shit. If I have to put this
Speaker 2: little wig on top of it, I have.
Speaker 1: To look absolutely ridiculous, you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the case that South Africa has brought to
Speaker 2: the International Court is I mean, it's it's pretty iron
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, like everything you see, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're they're already preempting like other arguments that the Israel
Speaker 2: might have to defend what's happening. But yeah, this we'll
Speaker 2: talk a little bit more about it in tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 2: But this is just this is just the beginning of
Speaker 2: a very long process. But hopefully again, if people hear
Speaker 2: these words from this barrister, that will hopefully jar some
Speaker 2: people's eyes open a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also talking about things we'll be talking about
Speaker 1: on tomorrow's episode. Just like shitty AI seems to be
Speaker 1: a trend that continues on Abated, there is a shitty
Speaker 1: Mario AI hologram that is haunting CS twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: The just it's real glitchy. It's but you can you
Speaker 1: can get away with anything by just calling it Ai.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and it's like it's like, we get it's Ai. Man,
Speaker 2: it's not finished yet.
Speaker 1: It's not the god thing yet, but also isn't a
Speaker 1: cool Yeah, it's like, nah, it's kind of freaking freaking
Speaker 1: me out, man. Yeah, you kind of freaking me out, dude.
Speaker 2: I just came to hear to see which refrigerators are
Speaker 2: going to have AI this year at the Consumer Electronics Show.
Speaker 1: Which which refrigerators can I count on to be leaking
Speaker 1: my personal data? But they're all that's like one of
Speaker 1: the new things.
Speaker 2: Like I have somebody who works in you know, tech
Speaker 2: and like working on like consumer goods and shit, and
Speaker 2: like so much of it is being like scanning your
Speaker 2: refrigerator to be able to like order food that you
Speaker 2: might need or like another thing is like to be
Speaker 2: able to look at what you have in your refrigerator
Speaker 2: and then suggest like like recipes based on the ingredients
Speaker 2: you already have and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But you know, the companies like Walmart and.
Speaker 2: Amazon or want to be like yeah, man, like let
Speaker 2: us know what's in your fridge and like we'll just
Speaker 2: auto order everything for you and just very frictionless.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be very frictionless. So frictionless so thought like
Speaker 1: they friction akay thought. They just want to remove all
Speaker 1: the thought and yeah, the the offer is we can
Speaker 1: do what you do with your own brain. Just like wait,
Speaker 1: you don't do it no more. Yeah, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to do it at all. It'll just be way worse. Yo,
Speaker 1: do we take, don't take going to the store. Some
Speaker 1: of us love that. I love going to the going
Speaker 1: to the store. I definitely have that thing from the
Speaker 1: White Noise novel where like I get like, uh, some
Speaker 1: brain chemical, some dopamine rush, just like being at a
Speaker 1: grocery store seeing all the colors. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's like also some ship from childhood,
Speaker 2: because like I would always be like, Mom, give me this.
Speaker 2: She's like hell no, So like it's like my same
Speaker 2: thing with sneakers. I'm like, well, guess what. Now I
Speaker 2: can go to the store and say yes to everything,
Speaker 2: but I'm still just getting like normal shit.
Speaker 1: But I just I'm buying like the oreo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like birthday guess what, mom, these are triple stuff.
Speaker 1: Hold that.
Speaker 2: And people are like, sir, you've been here for forty
Speaker 2: five minutes just recording the same clip over and over,
Speaker 2: like the last ones were not good enough. I think
Speaker 2: I got a good take. I will be checking out now,
Speaker 2: thank you. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 2: be right back, and we're back. We're back, and.
Speaker 1: Nark Sucker Nerd is in the news again, dude, cause
Speaker 1: he's he's the fucking he's the Wogu god.
Speaker 2: Now, bro, I mean, it's just so dumb, dude, I
Speaker 2: hate this. He's already on his ranch talking about like
Speaker 2: just you know, like I'm wired. We saw like these
Speaker 2: supposed plans for like his like apocalypse bunker. It just
Speaker 2: sounds like this whole thing. Actually, yeah, exactly, I'm the
Speaker 2: apex predator. I'm a billionaire and he just wants to
Speaker 2: live underground and raise his Wagu cattle and like had
Speaker 2: this picture of him sitting in front of like a
Speaker 2: very big piece of meat and started raising cattle at
Speaker 2: the coal Aal ranch in Kawaii. And my goal is
Speaker 2: to create some of the highest quality beef in the world.
Speaker 2: The cattle are Wagu and Angus, and they'll grow up
Speaker 2: eating Macadamian meal and drinking beer that we grow and
Speaker 2: produce here on the ranch. We want the whole process
Speaker 2: to be local and vertically integrated. And and by local,
Speaker 2: I mean we will actually restrict any participation by locals
Speaker 2: in this industry.
Speaker 1: And he says, now, each cow.
Speaker 2: It's like five to ten thousand pounds of food each year,
Speaker 2: so that's a lot of acres of macadamia trees. My
Speaker 2: daughters helped plant the mac trees and take care of
Speaker 2: our different animals. We're still in the early journeys and
Speaker 2: it's fun improving on it every season. On all my projects,
Speaker 2: this is the most delicious, just.
Speaker 1: That a little homegrown operation of a like how many
Speaker 1: acres does he have? I don't know. It's just me
Speaker 1: and my daughter's out here planting hand hand planting some
Speaker 1: trees for a little cows.
Speaker 2: Like, are you when we know, like what you know
Speaker 2: cattle ranching does to the environment, are any are you
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: A certain way to kind of offset that whole part? Okay, no? No.
Speaker 2: And the beer thing, that's such a like guy who
Speaker 2: read about waggu one type of thing, because like, not
Speaker 2: every person, not every place that raises like actual waggu
Speaker 2: waggu in Japan feeds them beer. Like there's Matsuzakagu, which
Speaker 2: is one of the places they do. But like Kobe,
Speaker 2: like where Kobe beef comes from, they don't do that shit,
Speaker 2: and a lot of things don't.
Speaker 1: I would assume to just drink nothing but beer, that's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you would be about as healthy as like one of
Speaker 1: the founding fathers who like, you know, I feel like
Speaker 1: when I think about their diets. It's like there most
Speaker 1: of their calories are burned, passing like size kidney stones, right,
Speaker 1: you know, right, why are we taking it back to
Speaker 1: its fresh water was not available? Yeah, he's I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean like at least he's he wasn't wearing a
Speaker 2: meta helmet when he did it, So I mean there's that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's if he's finally putting that to
Speaker 2: bed and he's like, fuck you dude, Like, let me
Speaker 2: just raise cattle. I think that can do that and
Speaker 2: like punch the sides of beef like Rocky as I
Speaker 2: trained for my fake MMA fights.
Speaker 1: Like if you tried to fly a drone there, how
Speaker 1: quickly would a surface to air missile just like blow
Speaker 1: that ship out of there?
Speaker 2: I don't know that would be a really good Like
Speaker 2: someone should just start a YouTube channel to test how
Speaker 2: like restrictive spaces near billionaires are. Yeah, Like I wonder yet,
Speaker 2: Like would like an anti drone drone fleet then be
Speaker 2: launched to intercept your drone?
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, yeah, or they just do. It wouldn't be spectacular.
Speaker 1: It would just like quietly come up. It would be
Speaker 1: five drones that come up behind your drone before it
Speaker 1: notices anything. It's just like and then break, you're coming
Speaker 1: with me? You're coming with me? Yeah, tough guy. It's
Speaker 1: a tough guy, I think.
Speaker 2: Or there are just a fucking army of lawyers just
Speaker 2: scare the ship out of you and be like, we'll
Speaker 2: sue your ass.
Speaker 1: Into fucking oblivion. Yeah, And maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Rather like we're creating a fantasy world like it's all
Speaker 2: fucking hiek. It's just like watch of litigation is their
Speaker 2: main weapon.
Speaker 1: Get sued into houselessness. Basically, we're at a stage I
Speaker 1: need to learn more about this. But there's this product
Speaker 1: that the rabbit r one, a smartphone without the phone part,
Speaker 1: and people are like, it's the it's the new AI assistant.
Speaker 1: But it just it does feel like we're now like
Speaker 1: backward inventing things where they've added AI to everything and
Speaker 1: now it's just gonna be a slow process of like
Speaker 1: rolling it back. Yeah, they're like, what about a refrigerator
Speaker 1: that doesn't have an AI assistant attached to it? When
Speaker 1: that doesn't allow magnets to be stuck to it? Oh?
Speaker 1: What about an underground tunnel system that you can take
Speaker 1: individual cars through rather than a subway which has more seating.
Speaker 1: Just this one is just one off. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess the whole thing is here.
Speaker 2: It's like a super app because it uses all these
Speaker 2: other apps and like streamlines it for you, so you
Speaker 2: can just be like, hey, motherfucker, I need this, I
Speaker 2: need these sets of tires ordered.
Speaker 1: It just like it goes to yeah, yeah, the herd assistant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm if that's what it is, that's great.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I just don't need it.
Speaker 1: I personally don't need it. I like going to the store.
Speaker 2: I like going to a mechanics place and pretending I'm
Speaker 2: a macho man who understands what's being said and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: well then that's not good, right, Yeah, So let's not
Speaker 2: do that unless.
Speaker 1: I mean, consult my AI assistant quickly, sir, thank you
Speaker 1: existent give me a very masculine response to this question
Speaker 1: about tire tread. And then finally, the People's Choice Awards
Speaker 1: nominees were announced I guess which. First of all, it
Speaker 1: was news to me that People's Choice Awards are still
Speaker 1: a thing. They are going to be posted by Simoulu
Speaker 1: And it's so two things that I noticed in the
Speaker 1: awards one the last of Us did in fact come
Speaker 1: out this year. I still don't. I still don't believe,
Speaker 1: or I guess last year, but that for some reason,
Speaker 1: that is the most twenty twenty one pandemic ass TV
Speaker 1: show that totally came out in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Currently, I just think it's because it was it was
Speaker 2: supposed to come out earlier and it got pushed back,
Speaker 2: and I think that that's what it was.
Speaker 1: But I remember when we were talking about like waiting
Speaker 1: on it or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in the year end episodes, I remember us
Speaker 2: all being like, nah, nah.
Speaker 1: That twenty twenty Yeah, that seems wrong. But also, like
Speaker 1: the people Choice words, so now like they the way
Speaker 1: they're determined is through online voting, so they're kind of
Speaker 1: they they hadn't heard tell that, like online polls are
Speaker 1: not a good way to make decisions, right, and so
Speaker 1: like the winner of last year's like Best Picture was
Speaker 1: Don't Worry Darling. But for a long time I was
Speaker 1: looking back over the awards and like People's People's Choice
Speaker 1: like has a better record, I think in terms of
Speaker 1: just like picking out iconic movies that are like the
Speaker 1: movies that we remember from that year, right, like Going
Speaker 1: Through the Sting, which did win the Academy Award, Jaws
Speaker 1: one Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They they have an
Speaker 1: advantage where they will pick two movies in a given years.
Speaker 1: So that's fine, that's good. Uh, like a Push Star Wars, Grease,
Speaker 1: Rocky two. Now. Look, maybe some people be like Rocky
Speaker 1: one better film. I don't know if that's true, but
Speaker 1: if you missed the first one instead of like waiting
Speaker 1: twenty years and being like and now we'll give the
Speaker 1: award to stallone for some lesser work, just give it
Speaker 1: to the fucking sequel. Yeah, just be like, ah, Rocky too.
Speaker 1: How about that Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost
Speaker 1: Arc Et, Return of the Jedi, Beverly Hills, cop Back
Speaker 1: to the Future, Top Gun Fatal. So like, wow, the
Speaker 1: Oscars were awarding like Out of Africa and you know,
Speaker 1: like Chariots of Fire, you know, like it was people
Speaker 1: like Raiders, Empire Strikes Back, Et, and Back to the Future,
Speaker 1: like they they had their finger on the pulse a
Speaker 1: little bit more than the Academy Awards. I feel like
Speaker 1: in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 2: Wait, how come they don't have one for ninety eight
Speaker 2: on this like list anyway, Like when you look at
Speaker 2: the ones in the nineties, you're like, or eighty All Star,
Speaker 2: eighty nine, Batman, yup, Pretty Woman, yup? Your terminator to
Speaker 2: a Judgment Day, Yeah you're good men. Yeah, Jurassic Park,
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Forrest Gump m hm, Apollo thirteen, Damn. Ron
Speaker 2: Howard had them fucking wave Dependence Day. Liar Liar Liar,
Speaker 2: Now that's Titanic.
Speaker 1: That's the point at which I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: like that is controversial, but you guys were like on one,
Speaker 1: you were like really feeling yourselves and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give it to liar liar on this Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think because it's like obviously Titanic was the one
Speaker 1: that was like on the charts forever. But it's like, y'all,
Speaker 1: people were fucking heavy with liar, Like, people were fucking
Speaker 1: heavy with liar Liar, and rightly. So that is a
Speaker 1: movie that is burned into my brain from that time period. Titanic.
Speaker 2: Audrey, Yeah, sorry, I had to. I had to exercise
Speaker 2: those liar liar demons really quick.
Speaker 1: The claw. Yeah, So I don't know, like just a
Speaker 1: shout out to People's Choice Awards for having a having
Speaker 1: a pretty good run there. I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of these movies if they if the Academy Awards did
Speaker 1: the thing that we talk about where they go back
Speaker 1: and you know, check their work five years later. It
Speaker 1: just like did the award for the movies that came
Speaker 1: out five years ago and like really had the benefit
Speaker 1: of like five years of hindsight and see like what
Speaker 1: actually holds up. I feel like some of these movies
Speaker 1: would have gotten the awards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they catch also to you know, our future alien
Speaker 2: overlords before you invade and you're trying to create humanoids
Speaker 2: that can fit in with us. If if you're training them,
Speaker 2: do not use the lists of the Academy Award winners
Speaker 2: to try and create, you know, some semblance of a
Speaker 2: knowledge about popular culture. You absolutely should be going off
Speaker 2: these people People's Choice Awards because I don't know how
Speaker 2: many people saw a fucking crash, but I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what a lot of fucking people saw Harry Potter or
Speaker 2: The fucking Dark Knight.
Speaker 1: Correct. You know, the people People's Choice Awards have the
Speaker 1: have the courage to give the Movie of the Year
Speaker 1: Award to Shrek when nobody else did you know the
Speaker 1: people chose? All right, Well, those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trend on this Thursday, January eleventh. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with the whole ass episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow. Fight Bite