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Speaker 1: podcast is here. He have no fear. I am back

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Speaker 1: back in the New York groove. I am back from Miami, Miami, Miami.

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Speaker 1: Mike has put down his banana hammock and his sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: I am back in the city that Never sleeps, Brand

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Speaker 1: new Bang and I am Wrappports Stereo podcast while I

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Speaker 1: am breaking down my trip to Miami, the good, the bad,

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Speaker 1: so much more. From week two in the NFL. All

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Speaker 1: up right now, Miles Jordan Ak, the Bleach Brothers a k.

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Speaker 1: The Dust Brothers. Start to puppy off with something real nice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: most importantly, start this motherfucking I Am Wrapping Port Stereo

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Speaker 1: this is the Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. Let's fucking go,

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Speaker 1: all right, have no fear. The I Am rapp reports

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Speaker 1: stereo podcast is here. You know the name, you know

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Speaker 1: made it back in one piece from Miami. This is

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Speaker 1: the I Am Wrap Reports stereo podcast, coming live from

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Speaker 1: the original gloom Toune of New York City. H Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapports stereo podcast, The Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Zone of Disruption. I hope everybody's feeling good. I

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Speaker 1: But I was one and one. I lost in the

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Speaker 1: Stern Show because that fucking Jarvis Landry he got injured.

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Speaker 1: Those fucking Cleveland Browns man, No disrespect to Cleveland, but

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Speaker 1: those fucking Cleveland Browns, that fucking Baker Mayfield man. Never

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Speaker 1: know what the funk you're gonna get with those guys.

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Speaker 1: But I wanted my money league. Um so I'm two

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Speaker 1: and on my money league, one and one in the

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Speaker 1: stern show League. Unlike the New York Jets, who got

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Speaker 1: the ship beating out of him at home by the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: It ain't the same rooting against the Patriots, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest. It is just not the same. Like I

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Speaker 1: always like to see them lose, and they beat the Jets,

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Speaker 1: but it's like, it's hard to route against the Patriots

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Speaker 1: when they don't have a guy like Tom Brady or

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Speaker 1: Julian Edelman, the Rabbi or Gronk on the field. They

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Speaker 1: got like these New Jack New Jack City. You know

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Speaker 1: Teddy Riley, you know iced Tea Wesley sniped New Jack City.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker's out there. You know, I don't have a problem

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Speaker 1: with mac Jones. You have to earn the wrath, you

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Speaker 1: don't just get the wrath. But they beat the ship

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Speaker 1: out of the Jets. I know, Billy the Neck wanted

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Speaker 1: to bury the Jets with their fucking rookie quarterback and

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Speaker 1: their home debut and all that ship. The Bills blasted

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Speaker 1: the Dolphins that tour Takamadua. He ain't it. I watched

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Speaker 1: that game. Even being in Miami, just watching it made

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Speaker 1: me ashamed. Thirty five to nothing. You fucking who's in

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Speaker 1: Miami in magical City. I'm glad the Raiders, the Los

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Speaker 1: Vegas Raiders are looking good. I'm shocked that they're two

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Speaker 1: and oh, knowing that they go to sleep every single

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Speaker 1: night in Las Vegas, but they are two and oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Derek Carr's back. Although we got that that

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Speaker 1: little ankle ship, somebod These folds and tackles these guys

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Speaker 1: take are frightening. Man. I hope car is good for

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Speaker 1: week uh three. Verse the Dolphins, I'm not sure. The

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Speaker 1: Steelers look like shit. I'm actually playing Pittsburgh. I got

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Speaker 1: a date for Pittsburgh in um. I think it's February.

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Speaker 1: I've been. I was in Pittsburgh once. I shot a

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Speaker 1: movie in Pittsburgh Money for Nothing, But that was like

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Speaker 1: I was in there with my man Bensio, Michael Madson,

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Speaker 1: Debbie mays Ar, John Q. Sack. Not a very good movie.

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Speaker 1: Philip Hoffman was in that movie. But we were out

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Speaker 1: there for like three months in Pittsburgh. We got snowed

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Speaker 1: in and had a whole week of production shutdown. We

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Speaker 1: were like locked. It was like on some shining ship.

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Speaker 1: For like four or five days. I couldn't leave the hotel.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they got their technology better, their snow plows

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Speaker 1: and all that ship better now. But big Ben looking

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Speaker 1: might need to do Trevor with the good hair of

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Speaker 1: favor and walk away now. Nobody will make a big

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Speaker 1: stink about it. You're not made to be an NFL coach.

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Speaker 1: You got Trevor with the good hair out there looking normal.

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Speaker 1: He got good hair and normal play so far. My

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Speaker 1: mother in law's down there in Jacksonville. She likes watching

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Speaker 1: the games. She deserves better. Urban Meyer, you tried that

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Speaker 1: Tim Tebow goofy ship. We haven't forgotten about that. And

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Speaker 1: like I said, the Browns they won, but it was

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Speaker 1: ugly versus the Texans. Odell Beckham, you need to get

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Speaker 1: the funk back out there. I need you out there soon,

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Speaker 1: my man. Soon. And they got that wide receiver named Schwartz.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember his first name. He's black. But until

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Speaker 1: I am proven different, I'm claiming him as Jewish, the

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Speaker 1: black kid wide receiver on the Browns. As far as

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Speaker 1: I'm concerned, he's Jewish until proven differently. Fuck that Chargers

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Speaker 1: in the Cowboys they were That was a good game.

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Speaker 1: I watched that game. That was good. They had that

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Speaker 1: dope new stadium down there, which looks like crazy, which

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Speaker 1: is sad. They got a brand new stadium which they

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Speaker 1: spent a kazillion dollars on. There's still more Cowboys fans

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles than there are Los Angeles Chargers fans.

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Speaker 1: That'shit fucked up. It was empty last year. They spent

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Speaker 1: a billion dollars on the stadium, and then you go

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Speaker 1: out there to play your home debut and there's more

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Speaker 1: motherfucker's and Cowboys jerseys than your own home city. That's

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Speaker 1: fucked up. It was a great weekend of football Week two.

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Speaker 1: The Bengals look like shit. Joey Burrow, you had three

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Speaker 1: fucking picks justin fields time in Chicago. That motherfucker is nice.

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Speaker 1: The red rifle. You're done. You got the good hair,

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Speaker 1: you got the freckles, you had a good run. Time

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Speaker 1: to go, but it was definitely good. Mom and Cooper

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Speaker 1: Cup was killing it two touchdowns. I funk with him.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had Cooper fucking Cup. I like him,

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Speaker 1: I like his name, I like his game, and I

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Speaker 1: like that the Seahawks blew elite. Sorry, Ben Bowler, you're

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Speaker 1: from l A, you rep l A, but you're a

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Speaker 1: Seahawks fan. Figure it out. The truck was magnificent. Derek

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Speaker 1: fucking Henry, Thank goodness, because you know when when you're

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Speaker 1: a goon like Derrick Henry, you know they say your

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Speaker 1: career is ward. But that truck was running full steam

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Speaker 1: ahead this past weekend. So is Julio down by the schoolyard,

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Speaker 1: Jones looking like himself. And of course the Chiefs in

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Speaker 1: the Ravens game was six on the Sunday night hammer

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Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson finally got the Mahomie off his back. But

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Speaker 1: the NFL is great. Man Kyler Murray's lonesome Allen Iverson ship. Literally,

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Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, you know they talked about Allen Iverson. There's

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Speaker 1: flute few clips of Allen Iverson playing high school football.

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Speaker 1: He says he was a better football player than he

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Speaker 1: was college player. Literally, I imagine that if Alan Iverson

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Speaker 1: And then last night the Packers beat the fucking Lions

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