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Speaker 1: one of the best stand up comedians in the world
Speaker 1: thirty one movies, who was it thirty one or thirty seven?
Speaker 1: Thirty seven movies under his belt, but at all equals
Speaker 1: in about thirty seven minutes to let me keep biking
Speaker 1: you up, keep biking you up. The man is building
Speaker 1: a school in Ghana right now. They're telling me Ghana's
Speaker 1: gonna be the new Dubai with. They said Ghana's gonna
Speaker 1: be the new Dubai with Miami combined together and great repertoire.
Speaker 1: He's building a school to school is being built right now.
Speaker 1: The man also got his dance move stolen out right
Speaker 1: straight out. I thought all Africans get along. I found
Speaker 1: out they do not. The man went from Africa and
Speaker 1: went to Philadelphia and dominated. And I need to understand
Speaker 1: how he start this comedy? Uh where from the motherland
Speaker 1: to the comedy land in the case you don't know
Speaker 1: what we talk about? Only Michael mother black friend. Now
Speaker 1: I've been following, Um. What's going on? Um? How let's
Speaker 1: be serious first before we get some champagne. I remember
Speaker 1: hearing you say that in in Africa, Um, the kids
Speaker 1: will have jobs at seven years old. Yes, man, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean by jobs like washing the dishes? No?
Speaker 1: Like going out and selling things in the marketplace. Africans
Speaker 1: we are hustlers, man. We start a young age going
Speaker 1: with our mother in um in the marketplace selling whatever,
Speaker 1: whether you pick the fruit from your backyard and you're
Speaker 1: gonna sell fruits whatever. Kids start working at a very
Speaker 1: early age, and especially those who cannot afford to go
Speaker 1: to school, they have no choice about to go to
Speaker 1: work with their parents and as their parents to them
Speaker 1: to work, or the kids like I want to work
Speaker 1: at seven, their parents take them as helpers, you know,
Speaker 1: because they can't a lot of time, they can't afford
Speaker 1: to go to school, so you have to do something.
Speaker 1: But the young can start selling at a very young age. Man.
Speaker 1: That's why Africans were very good with numbers. You know,
Speaker 1: the best bootleggers in the world. Too dead to mother circle.
Speaker 1: So um, okay, So you're seeing what the kids working
Speaker 1: at the early age. What makes you say, all right,
Speaker 1: let me go back and let me let me build
Speaker 1: their education. So these kids have an option not to work.
Speaker 1: Is that one of the things. Yeah, that's what happened. Man.
Speaker 1: I went back home for the first time after being America.
Speaker 1: And that was back in two thousand and one. I've
Speaker 1: been America for about fifteen years, and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I worked. I just did a camera in my first
Speaker 1: movie next Friday and shout out to ice Cube. The
Speaker 1: first time going back to Africa and the first I'm
Speaker 1: going back home after being America, you know. And I
Speaker 1: went back home, went back to where I was from.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm walking around during daytime and I'm like,
Speaker 1: why these kids out here not in school because in America,
Speaker 1: your parents gonna jail if your kids, if your your
Speaker 1: kids out the school, it's against the law. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why these parents what is it called the yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then I noticed, um, you know, I
Speaker 1: saw I was asking like, hey, why the night school
Speaker 1: don't have schools? They said, well, you know a lot
Speaker 1: of time they have government school were just also known
Speaker 1: as public school, you know, and it's not totally free.
Speaker 1: Certain things are free, but they came in four simple
Speaker 1: things as uniform books, stuff like that, you know. But
Speaker 1: then the government schools fills up really faster. Then only
Speaker 1: options left is private schools. And you can't afford the
Speaker 1: private school over there, and that's what have these kids
Speaker 1: out here with nothing to do. They just have no choice.
Speaker 1: But they learn how to start selling things in the marketplace,
Speaker 1: and that really, you know, touched my heart. I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: I got, I got, I gotta do something about this,
Speaker 1: you know. And then, um a mind you. At the time,
Speaker 1: I barely had enough money. I just did next Friday.
Speaker 1: I I don't make much money. But when you get
Speaker 1: to division that, I got a vision twenty years ago
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, let me you know, let me
Speaker 1: go back in to America and really get my work on.
Speaker 1: And I came and I was busting my ass for
Speaker 1: the next twenty years, you know, saved up some money.
Speaker 1: You know, went fast forward to like twenty nineteen. I
Speaker 1: went back. I'm okay, I think I'm ready to start.
Speaker 1: Let me find a land, and me find the right place.
Speaker 1: And my mother had a land in the village where um,
Speaker 1: you know, where she was born. She said, hey, let's
Speaker 1: use this land. You know, the land, London land had
Speaker 1: belonged to my grandmother when she passed. She gave it
Speaker 1: to my mother. They don't talk about Africans, yeah, and
Speaker 1: giving it to the next generation. That's everyone thinks it's
Speaker 1: a cattle and ship. No, no, yeah, when when you
Speaker 1: got you got them, they think they think when you
Speaker 1: when your parents died, they give you a sheep, and
Speaker 1: that's must leave your land, you know. And my mother
Speaker 1: had a little nothing big, probably to a curse maybe
Speaker 1: something like that acre and a half land was big
Speaker 1: enough to build a school, have a playground, doing a house,
Speaker 1: and then build a church, you know, because that's how
Speaker 1: I grew up. My mother's an evangelist, you know, she
Speaker 1: grew up. Installing got into me from day one. And
Speaker 1: then you know, I said, care, you know that way,
Speaker 1: you don't have no dispute with land because one of
Speaker 1: the biggest problems in the content of Africa is land dispute.
Speaker 1: A lot of time you're bottling from somebody and that
Speaker 1: must that neiging on so the Lanta like three other people.
Speaker 1: So it's a big fight about land. So I'm like
Speaker 1: left going to land that we know, it's safe, is
Speaker 1: land belong to their family. You know, let's stick with that.
Speaker 1: And it was a lot easier. And then you know,
Speaker 1: started the process and um and you know, I know
Speaker 1: you mentioned the school has been built, but not the
Speaker 1: school has built. The kids on school already, but the
Speaker 1: school school makes some noise. And that's equivalent to like
Speaker 1: a private school out there's a private school that's going
Speaker 1: me totally free for the kids. You know, it's it's
Speaker 1: gonna be it's kind of like kindergarten to ninth grade.
Speaker 1: Because the last president what he did to help him win,
Speaker 1: he made tend to eleven twelfth grade completely free in Ghana.
Speaker 1: You know, so tending that's been I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna touch a free one. Since it's freedom.
Speaker 1: We just start from kindergarten to ninth that's where the
Speaker 1: most expenses are when it comes to school. All right,
Speaker 1: So how about you being an owner. How about a
Speaker 1: kid is in a classroom being a clown? Do you
Speaker 1: suspend him? That's how you made a living. I became
Speaker 1: a clown when I got to America. Circle African kids
Speaker 1: for some reason, we just at Maya school. We look
Speaker 1: up to schools like it means the whole word to
Speaker 1: us because it's a privilege because everybody don't get a
Speaker 1: chance to go to school obviously, So when we go
Speaker 1: to school, it's all about our education, our books. We
Speaker 1: listen and we learned. You know. African kids take school
Speaker 1: very seriously. It's gonna be the one kid that's trying
Speaker 1: to be like Michael Blackman is gonna be there, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's gonna want to set it
Speaker 1: up and throw spitballs and ship throw the paper planes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Hey, it's possible, man, I hope.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping to go open the doors to bring up
Speaker 1: more comedians, you know, because there's a lot of money
Speaker 1: into telling jokes. So I'm not gonna stop the kids
Speaker 1: from being who they are. The majority of the kids
Speaker 1: coming there to become lawyers and doctors and accountants. You know,
Speaker 1: that's what most African kids want to be doctor and accountant.
Speaker 1: But coming from from there, how did how did you know,
Speaker 1: like you said, most kids want to be locked doctors, lawyers,
Speaker 1: accounts and things like that. How did you develop your comedy? Like?
Speaker 1: What made you say I like to make people laugh? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, when I came to America, the kids in
Speaker 1: America claimed me so much, and you know, I mean, Doug,
Speaker 1: I had no idea I was dosskinned. I came to
Speaker 1: America and African booty. I didn't know we scratched our
Speaker 1: booty like I had. You know back when I was
Speaker 1: a kid in Africa and Africa this I have changed
Speaker 1: that America has kind of like, you know, influencing our
Speaker 1: the children now because prior to them, I just go
Speaker 1: to school with the African kids that waterd you're making bells.
Speaker 1: It was trying to you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: What what did you making? You know, you know the
Speaker 1: colors that they're trying to say, rude boy, African guy?
Speaker 1: You know with me, I came when I came. I
Speaker 1: came to Amcad the era of light skinness. DeBarge, I'll
Speaker 1: be sure, I'll be sure. Call it me bad, call
Speaker 1: me bad. Committee. Life didn't get better for me to
Speaker 1: drink ever before the drink our. Okay, when I got here,
Speaker 1: it was like we was not InStyle. Let me get
Speaker 1: your champagne. I've been trying to be skinned for I'm
Speaker 1: the only I'm the only Negro that want to go
Speaker 1: docor anybody want to get up. I want to go doctor.
Speaker 1: I yeah, let's get him from champagne. Man. Man. But
Speaker 1: you know when I came, you know, like I said,
Speaker 1: I had no idea I was dark skin. I'm coming
Speaker 1: to America is like fourteen years old and not the
Speaker 1: movie Part two, not Coming to America, the movie nothing,
Speaker 1: not real life. That's how smart you are coming to America.
Speaker 1: You found America. I found out it was dark skin.
Speaker 1: This is how I found out. I'm hanging out with
Speaker 1: some you know, little kids my age, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're black, so of course we are black. There isn't
Speaker 1: no nigga you black ship. I'm like, how black is that?
Speaker 1: They say? Under the black nigger, you haven't have you
Speaker 1: look under the bat. That's darger ship. It told me,
Speaker 1: I look like I have no bright ideas to many
Speaker 1: difference between me and midnight. It's they said, when God
Speaker 1: said let that be light, I was out of town.
Speaker 1: They told me I could never tell a white lie.
Speaker 1: They told me I looked like I smoked cigarette backwards.
Speaker 1: They told me every time I take a ship, I
Speaker 1: think my dick fell off. They told me Stevie wanted
Speaker 1: to see you every day. That's dark and ship. They
Speaker 1: told me, I have to wear white gloves before I
Speaker 1: eat chocolate. I don't bite my fingers for him. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a voking club shoulder with Lemon Jamie. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's not as approved. They told me. It black lives,
Speaker 1: mad up minds matter the most. That's black club with
Speaker 1: a lemon. That's when I realized I was so now.
Speaker 1: I was reading all listening somewhere. Now, you lived in
Speaker 1: New York first first it yes, So how did that happen? Well,
Speaker 1: my mother, um, you know, she has some friends that
Speaker 1: lived in New York, some Christian friends. In fact, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't wanted to invited her over. So she came with
Speaker 1: me and my two younger sisters. And who lived in
Speaker 1: New Ork. Uh and um the week with section is
Speaker 1: called that's uh. And we lived in the lady got
Speaker 1: to America. She let us stay in there basement with
Speaker 1: stay in the basement for like some time. And then
Speaker 1: from there we moved on to um north of New
Speaker 1: York and lived in the shoter home. Yeah, lived in
Speaker 1: the shown for a couple of years. You know. I
Speaker 1: had to actually I'm living the shot to home and
Speaker 1: had to go to school. And I remember some of
Speaker 1: the kids that lived in the area where the shot
Speaker 1: at home mus went to the school. So we had
Speaker 1: to like kind of like come through the back door
Speaker 1: so they don't catch us coming out of the shot
Speaker 1: to home because kids are men claim on you, you know.
Speaker 1: So I had to like come through the back door
Speaker 1: and like go through the side just to make sure
Speaker 1: these kids don't see me coming out of a shot
Speaker 1: to home. So lived to New York and then my
Speaker 1: mother had some friends, some other African friends that lived
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. He said, hey, look cost up limits a
Speaker 1: lot cheaper in Philly. So come to Philly. We came
Speaker 1: to Philly and it cost up living was better. I
Speaker 1: remember we had our first three bedroom row home in
Speaker 1: Southwest Philly a month. I had my own room for
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, that's it's like this is some of
Speaker 1: like ninety nine. As a little born, I had my
Speaker 1: own room and Phillip, believe or not, Philly was a
Speaker 1: lot easier than Jersey. Jersey was tough. You couldn't get
Speaker 1: a job at McDonald's. I got the Philly right away.
Speaker 1: I said, would have find me you a job at
Speaker 1: a Domino's pizza. I started off just answering the phones,
Speaker 1: taking orders. Then I started delivering pieces on a bike.
Speaker 1: Then I started making tip money. And then at that
Speaker 1: by that time I realized by the time I got
Speaker 1: the Philly, I got dogs out here. What's gonna just
Speaker 1: the way it happens? Then the way it happens were
Speaker 1: the zoo, motherfucker, it just sounds like dogs. It was
Speaker 1: the radio. I think when I got to Philly at
Speaker 1: that time, I've been in America three years almost, and
Speaker 1: I kind of realized what it took to fit in.
Speaker 1: I went through most of my my verbal roast abuse
Speaker 1: in New York, New Jersey. So by time I got
Speaker 1: the Philly, I realized, Okay, you know, to fit in,
Speaker 1: you know you got to wed decent clothes. If you
Speaker 1: go to school, you gotta wear name brain clothes because
Speaker 1: you know, my first year of school in New York,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, my mother took me shopping and store called
Speaker 1: world Worth and Macquarie's that's from back in the day.
Speaker 1: And then she bought my sneakers. She bought my sneakers
Speaker 1: at path Mark, I remember Pathform. So she bought chicken
Speaker 1: and bought my sneakers right next to each other. I
Speaker 1: was wearing Chicken flavor sneakers. What happened? My mother brought
Speaker 1: my sneakers in path Mark. They're so sneakers and path
Speaker 1: Mark back then next to the chicken. For two years,
Speaker 1: I will chicken flavor sneakers. Have you ever wore dinner
Speaker 1: before my naga? I did so by the time I
Speaker 1: got through, you know, and kids, and back when I
Speaker 1: was a kid in Africa, you got girls when you
Speaker 1: wore new clothes. It didn't matter what the brand was.
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about back in the day. When you
Speaker 1: come to America, not only has to be new, it
Speaker 1: has to be a name brand. And I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: So I went to school my brand new chicken flavor
Speaker 1: with sneakers. My shirt from the court wood Worth and
Speaker 1: my pants were wood Worth. I'm happy I got new clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm a gonna get all the bitches I get there,
Speaker 1: I'm like, where the bitches that. It's like what you're wearing.
Speaker 1: I said, Nick, what you mean it's brand new? And
Speaker 1: they said, no, it's not Adidas, it's not Nike. It's
Speaker 1: brand new. Nobody ever wore this before. I didn't lit
Speaker 1: my ass out, me and my chicken flavor of sneakers.
Speaker 1: So by the time I got the Philly three years later,
Speaker 1: I already knew what it took to fit in. You
Speaker 1: gotta look fly and don't talk much. That's one of
Speaker 1: the one thing I noticed about America. Unless you speak
Speaker 1: to more suspicious and curious people, are value because those
Speaker 1: two talk a lot or they once he like you
Speaker 1: read his motherfucker. We we don't speak much. They can't
Speaker 1: read you. So by the time I got the Philly,
Speaker 1: I okay, I gotta keep quiet, just dress nice, chill
Speaker 1: and back then if you're dog skin with an accent,
Speaker 1: he was automatically or Jamaican drug dealer, I said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just said that. Yeah. So when I got to Philly,
Speaker 1: I'm dressing nice, I'm dark, I'm quiet. They thought I
Speaker 1: was Jamaican drug dealer. They had no idea. I was
Speaker 1: living pieces of Domino's, selling and chovies, pepper on the
Speaker 1: sausage and ground beat, I love it. They had no
Speaker 1: idea I was dealing pizzas. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: They thought I was a drug dealer. I said, let me,
Speaker 1: let let me think that and longer than than with
Speaker 1: drug dealing and I'm Jamaican, nobody's gonna sun with me.
Speaker 1: But back then, wasn't that many Africans in America. So
Speaker 1: if you had an accent, kan Jan Jamaican was number
Speaker 1: one in line who did Jamaican belt. So kids, I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, the money wasn't really messing with me much
Speaker 1: as far as trying to pick on me. So when
Speaker 1: I started realizing that he care. Now they're kind of
Speaker 1: admiring me. Now it's my turn to like start roasting
Speaker 1: niggas what you got on. That's when the comedy started.
Speaker 1: It was like it's like a twelfth grade, like my first,
Speaker 1: my first, um so they used to bag on you,
Speaker 1: now you're bagging on now. Backing back to me and Nework.
Speaker 1: By time I got the Philly I was spared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was shop. I was ready. So that's when I
Speaker 1: started bagging. And then that's when when I got out
Speaker 1: of school and I was still a dominant piece of
Speaker 1: One of my co workers who delivered with me, he
Speaker 1: was an acting teacher at the Philadelphia Community College, and
Speaker 1: he just thought I was funny, it mighty funny. You
Speaker 1: should go an open mic night. I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 1: And he's he kind of like, let me in the
Speaker 1: right direction. And then I started going to open mic
Speaker 1: and then here we are man some years later. It
Speaker 1: was the first open mic Philly at this place called
Speaker 1: Comedy Works. It's right down downtown Philly is Second and Chestnut.
Speaker 1: That used to do open mic on Wednesday nights. It's
Speaker 1: about like thirty years ago. It's when I started going
Speaker 1: to open mic and then Philly. So we had an
Speaker 1: open mic and at the Comedy Works. Then they had
Speaker 1: one at the Funny Bone filling on South Street, and
Speaker 1: Philly been a South Street right of course. Yeah, there's right,
Speaker 1: it's keep it right there, a couple of blocks information.
Speaker 1: So I used to go there for open mic on Monday.
Speaker 1: So don't you know, continue to continue, You've not been
Speaker 1: a gun I do have you do I see where
Speaker 1: they did the meek a little bit that wasn't meek
Speaker 1: was good man. It was just the love just got overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: It wasn't much like we know. They're just more like
Speaker 1: just trying to show love, you know, but he should
Speaker 1: still you know, you gotta go. You gotta have bodyguards
Speaker 1: when you're around. We're too excited to see him. You know.
Speaker 1: I needed I need an apartment a car and promised
Speaker 1: me apartment in a carn city. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's being built. Just about land from a can you
Speaker 1: to six has Connage because far Synagale from Ghana, it's
Speaker 1: allus the west coast. It's more thing like a forty
Speaker 1: five minutes on our flight. It's on the west side
Speaker 1: west South Africa, west side. I'm gonna say, okay, so
Speaker 1: where's the west Africa. I'm ready the west side, west
Speaker 1: side of Africa. Something we're not gonna African. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be from the west side. Yeah, you're on the west
Speaker 1: side of Ancestry and me or man something where you
Speaker 1: definitely know you got that you got to eat eating
Speaker 1: up here a little bit. I'm half Puerto Reacan. I
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican side, so I'm halfuerter a weekend have black
Speaker 1: so we're still my half side of Africa. Where you
Speaker 1: think I'm from, I would give you. I'll give you
Speaker 1: East Africa, East Africa. Yeah, I'll give you like thous
Speaker 1: from the west coast. You do me back today now
Speaker 1: East Man East Yeah, this Nigga's west east southwest side.
Speaker 1: This is homeless outside holy ship. Hold on, oh Man,
Speaker 1: where was at Man Africa? Okay, Dominoes, that's what that's
Speaker 1: what walk, go ahead, continue. I started gonna open Mike,
Speaker 1: you know, like I said, late nineties, early um, late
Speaker 1: ninety three, early ninety four, and then that's what happened.
Speaker 1: My first got my first break like maybe a year
Speaker 1: later on Comic View. And then fast forward to when
Speaker 1: I had my first break on the movie Next Friday.
Speaker 1: How did you get that? You had the audition for
Speaker 1: Ice School? I did have the audition, But what happened
Speaker 1: was it was almost right place, right time I used to.
Speaker 1: After I left Dominoes, you know, later in like um
Speaker 1: nineties six, I had started applying for jobs that man,
Speaker 1: I still had the pizzas to this day ahead Domino
Speaker 1: there I ain't gonna play in the ro ain't get
Speaker 1: I used to hate you know what. They hit the
Speaker 1: part about hitting the living dominoes because back then they
Speaker 1: had to ruse thirty minutes your pieces free. So I'll
Speaker 1: go to pieces. I'll be there like twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1: These niggas open the door to thirty one minutes. I'm
Speaker 1: not nigga. I've been here. Give me my money, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You know niggast over nig don't open the door for
Speaker 1: another man. Let me the fun. You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's why I think, uber, I'm not what's this ship
Speaker 1: Amazon and all that? They take pictures now when it did,
Speaker 1: But I see one dude take a picture and take
Speaker 1: this ship back, Like, motherfucker, you don't see the ring
Speaker 1: right there? We got you a ring. He left it,
Speaker 1: took a picture and then grabbed it and took it back.
Speaker 1: It's a fun up. But okay dominos. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: um And that's where it all started. And then I
Speaker 1: remember comedies started to get pretty decent, and then I
Speaker 1: decided to Um. I mean, I went to New York
Speaker 1: one time to do something. At that time, I'm manage
Speaker 1: your dominoes. I'm like years old. I made it from
Speaker 1: all the way answerment phones, so like Calvin from McDonald's,
Speaker 1: like the Calvin name. They could started off making burgers
Speaker 1: and he I became manager. But then I started comedy
Speaker 1: started happening, and I started to comedy a little bit
Speaker 1: more serious in my job. And I'm one time I
Speaker 1: went to New York to do um the Uptown comedy.
Speaker 1: It was on or something whatever, whatever it was, it was,
Speaker 1: I want to go do appearance on that. And then
Speaker 1: my assistant manager didn't show up to work. So now
Speaker 1: and then that happened to be the same day to
Speaker 1: the owners of the Domino decided to show up, so
Speaker 1: nobody and that at that moment, that particularly one was
Speaker 1: a franchise. It was incorporated. So but this franchise belonged
Speaker 1: to like a certain amount of people. They could just
Speaker 1: make any decisions and won. Because I wasn't there to
Speaker 1: running store. I was a manager. I got the fired
Speaker 1: after being there since like eleventh grade, eleven twelve. I
Speaker 1: was there for like five years. I got fired. I
Speaker 1: gain fire, and now everything goes wrong. You know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: now I have to take comedy serious. At that moment,
Speaker 1: I was probably making a hundred dollars a show when
Speaker 1: I got fired a show in comedy, in comedy, and
Speaker 1: then I went to Comic View. I remember doing Comic
Speaker 1: View like ninety four. That's when I actually came to
Speaker 1: l A for the first time. That's when it was
Speaker 1: in d C Comic View. It was like it was
Speaker 1: a competition back then, So d L eagles to host it,
Speaker 1: and it was a competition with three comedians and you win,
Speaker 1: you mix it the next level. And then back then,
Speaker 1: mind you, they paid you a hundred fifty dollars to
Speaker 1: do it. You have to fly yourself down with yourself
Speaker 1: in the hotel. In the hotel, I went up there
Speaker 1: for like negative six hundred dollars and your whole goal
Speaker 1: was to be on television. What's you gonna TV? Then
Speaker 1: you're worked a little bit more money, and I remember,
Speaker 1: actually I remember it's running Time where Snoop was going
Speaker 1: through his his murder trials, because I'm on one time
Speaker 1: being then elevator and that's the first of myself elevator,
Speaker 1: you know, And I remember all of that. All that
Speaker 1: came back to me because we're cool now and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I remember when I make you the first time you
Speaker 1: was really me. Now he's just happy, motherfucker. Like when
Speaker 1: what some mean looking motherfucker you know, and on death
Speaker 1: row records and you're on death row might be a
Speaker 1: different So, um, so I wonder did coming if you
Speaker 1: lost in first round? So I'm gonna get a hundred
Speaker 1: fifty dollars because if you win, the more you go
Speaker 1: than more money you make. So you know, I'm limited
Speaker 1: first round. I come back home, had to wait like
Speaker 1: fucking three fucking weeks my hunting fifty dollar paycheck, you know.
Speaker 1: And then but when I did got on TV, I
Speaker 1: went from a hundred dollars to nine five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a show. So things just kind of picking up and
Speaker 1: then fast forward. I went up there with somebody. How
Speaker 1: I got the party in the next friday. So when
Speaker 1: I left um in ninety sis, I got a job
Speaker 1: with the airlines. Now, you know, every most comedians had
Speaker 1: an airline job because you get the fly for free,
Speaker 1: even though you're not supposed to technically, you use the
Speaker 1: job for personal gains. Trying to figure out what airlines
Speaker 1: you work for, I want to say Southwest, motherfucker. They
Speaker 1: didn't have spirit back then. Spirit there was there was
Speaker 1: a decent airline. No, but you close because the name
Speaker 1: don't exist anymore. But they didn't merge with somebody else. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't merge with somebody else. Just like Continental became United.
Speaker 1: This airline is now with another airline. Who you think it? No,
Speaker 1: w A, nope, come on, BOYHEADGA eight five motherfucker US Airways.
Speaker 1: That's it. You're not with Americans. So I work at
Speaker 1: US Airways back then, and I was using the shoot
Speaker 1: out them niggers. I mean, I just used them for
Speaker 1: the flight benefit and then the little court on fire
Speaker 1: as I'm not supposed to that. You cannot use personal
Speaker 1: gains for any free flights. So what I did back then,
Speaker 1: you know, we all took airline jobs. A lot of
Speaker 1: comedian has had it, you know. And what happens is,
Speaker 1: you know, let's say I want to come to Miami
Speaker 1: and do a show. I'm not that popular, not gonna
Speaker 1: fly me down. I'm like, know what, just give me
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars whatever, I fly myself down. And that's
Speaker 1: what I did a lot of time. So during my
Speaker 1: days off, I will fly to l A once a
Speaker 1: month and I'm in my flute to l a. This
Speaker 1: one particular time, um nine, I went to do the
Speaker 1: space called a comedy store. So back then, you know
Speaker 1: the two main comedy clubs with the Improv and Comedy Store.
Speaker 1: So and it had two nigga knights. Fato was a
Speaker 1: main nigga knight at a comedy store and then more
Speaker 1: better Mondays was a man nigga Knight at the Improv.
Speaker 1: So it was Monday and Tuesday. And those that don't know,
Speaker 1: nigga knight means black night. Yeah, black knight. That's where
Speaker 1: are the popular black comedians would show up and do stuff.
Speaker 1: You to America. I'm sorry, yea, they might say they
Speaker 1: might go somewhere looking for nigga night. Maybe particular night
Speaker 1: was the same night ice Que came to check out
Speaker 1: Mike Apps Wow for the first time, and I happened
Speaker 1: to perform him that night. So you know, I did
Speaker 1: my thing, and then I heard from the lady that
Speaker 1: booked the show, like, hey, um, they want you to
Speaker 1: audition for this movie, to audition for something. They didn't
Speaker 1: say the movie. They just said this project called Next Friday.
Speaker 1: I had no idea what had to do the Friday movie,
Speaker 1: you know, And in the semi descript and I'm reading
Speaker 1: and I said, okare, and then we set up um
Speaker 1: a date from the comeback and audition for it. When
Speaker 1: I came back to Philly, everything that go wrong almost
Speaker 1: went wrong for me making my audition. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you the first thing that went wrong. So, um, while
Speaker 1: I'm in Philly, we're going to New York to do
Speaker 1: a show was me Kevin Hall. Kevin just started Kevin
Speaker 1: be don't come about three years this time, me and
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard, another comedian, local guy named buck Wild from Philly,
Speaker 1: and then a guy named to Rape. So we all
Speaker 1: decided to go do a show in New York. Now
Speaker 1: buck Wild Philly. Buck Wild was this nigga. Whatever you do,
Speaker 1: don't don't take no money from this nigga. Always money
Speaker 1: is counterfeit. Every jury this nig got, Where did you got?
Speaker 1: One time? This isn't got sold many or fake runless,
Speaker 1: fake rules. Watching had me on the payment plane. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize this ship to my arm started to turn ground.
Speaker 1: I'm not your payments are over my fun out here.
Speaker 1: So this time we about to go to New York
Speaker 1: and we all got our cars. Nobody want to put
Speaker 1: miles on their cars. But suggested his car and don't
Speaker 1: get it on his car was more like newer one
Speaker 1: who feels like, you know, we need a car. We
Speaker 1: were making the New York and back with no problem, right,
Speaker 1: so you know we I want to take bux car.
Speaker 1: We all met at this one location where he's getting
Speaker 1: bus car. This nigga volunteered the African nigga to drive
Speaker 1: his car. We're gonna Turnpike around like the New York area,
Speaker 1: almost in New York. I looked back to stick trooper
Speaker 1: behind us. I'm like, why this n't get following us?
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm my African first time, everything coping
Speaker 1: around me. I'm nervous, no no, no, not spoken we
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I'm like hitting the breaks a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm more confused, you know. I'm like and Ray Kevil Likeke,
Speaker 1: what you don't just drive normal? The police behind us,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do? You know, won't they
Speaker 1: pull us over? You know? So what happened? The reason
Speaker 1: why they pull us over? Because back in Philly, you
Speaker 1: know doing this ever, whenever you get out of tickets
Speaker 1: on your car, you just report the place stolen. You
Speaker 1: get a new plate. Right, But what Buck had on
Speaker 1: his car was a plate that somebody had reported stolen,
Speaker 1: and then he just put it on there just to
Speaker 1: have a registration plate. So now when the cop read
Speaker 1: the plate, it says stolen property. So I don't know
Speaker 1: whether it's a car stolen. They just know this motherfucking
Speaker 1: ship is stolen and I'm the nigger driving. Pull us
Speaker 1: over me, Kevin Hart, Tourey Gordon, and Buck Wild State trooper.
Speaker 1: Guns out, get out of the car, put your hands up,
Speaker 1: walk backwards. I don't know what the fund to do.
Speaker 1: It's like you're gonna get shot and get out the man.
Speaker 1: These are white state troopers, yes, white, and you guys
Speaker 1: had no idea who it was. Pull us over. Gets
Speaker 1: to get out the car, lay flat, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ground, like, what's going on? Ever something? Bucks like,
Speaker 1: my name is A Z's white and nigga. We become
Speaker 1: a Z's white. Cops like, who who's causing? I said, Buck?
Speaker 1: Then this nig got caught, he said, Mike, nigga fu
Speaker 1: z white. How you Muslim with the last name white?
Speaker 1: It's this nigga car, he said, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: has counterfeit money in his pocket. He threw the ship
Speaker 1: out right the state. True, hey, you threw your money
Speaker 1: and get back to Nigga's goddamn But make a long story,
Speaker 1: sho will end up in the sale that night. So
Speaker 1: here this nigg got all this. He's fraid about to
Speaker 1: get search the niggas showing them money try and get
Speaker 1: ready to fake money. My Blue and Green trying to
Speaker 1: offer us money to chew Nigga. I'm not hungry, but
Speaker 1: I'm not chewing none of your fake money. You know.
Speaker 1: Um Later on, I guess they figure out it was
Speaker 1: stolen play whatever. About six am, we missed the show.
Speaker 1: Of course we get to go the drop us up
Speaker 1: at the train station. We all had to find out
Speaker 1: went home, you know. So the day I had to
Speaker 1: go from my audition was the day I had to
Speaker 1: go to court wow for next Friday. So and me
Speaker 1: and Kevin was the only one to decide that we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the court. The rest of the niggas
Speaker 1: and there wasn't time to skip town. They and I've
Speaker 1: had warrants later. They had to deal with that ship
Speaker 1: later on. But Mommy and Kevin got up that morning,
Speaker 1: I said, Okay, I gotta catch this flight. At one
Speaker 1: fifty pm out of Philly. We got a quarter nine
Speaker 1: o'clock in North New Jersey, got up left Philly like
Speaker 1: six am making the cord. Kevin drove really fast, got
Speaker 1: me in time to catch my flight, land in l
Speaker 1: A about four pm and made a five pm audition.
Speaker 1: All that ship went down and did Now have you
Speaker 1: ever felt I believe I access to go goes Tommy
Speaker 1: type cast because like you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: think that's like always having the African role. Like, for instance,
Speaker 1: no one's never going to ask me to play a
Speaker 1: doctor or a lawyer. I's not gonna get that role.
Speaker 1: That mad me. You know I've been I was talking
Speaker 1: about no, no, no no. But I've heard that, you know,
Speaker 1: and say, hey, Mike, you know, if you want to
Speaker 1: make it, you know, as an actor whatever you know,
Speaker 1: you have to like change. You can't always be African.
Speaker 1: But my thing is stand up comedy is my thing.
Speaker 1: I never you know, acting all that is just an
Speaker 1: extra plus. Comedy is my thing. I'm not about to
Speaker 1: food my audience and change who I am because I've
Speaker 1: been doing comedy thirty years and I make a hell
Speaker 1: of a living from it. If I would have changed.
Speaker 1: I don't know what would have happened. Coming my first priority,
Speaker 1: and I'm not changing it for nothing. Let's give us
Speaker 1: a flower. You're gonna get our shows about giving legends.
Speaker 1: They flowers. We want to give your flowers to your face.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yes, Snoop said, it's like
Speaker 1: a Grammy. But let me say something before we move on,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna be dropping this next week. So we
Speaker 1: don't know who won the super Bowl, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell y'all something for the Delphia fans may be the
Speaker 1: most annoying fans in the world. Oh, if you're following
Speaker 1: a Philly nigga, when y'all want me, you Kevin, Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't stay you. You can't give a Philly nigger nothing.
Speaker 1: They rubbing all in your faith. Nobody know, nobody, no,
Speaker 1: no one follows these niggers on Instagram. Oh, they take
Speaker 1: it too far. Yeah, this record, like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to go. Um, come on, Cowboys fans,
Speaker 1: if they want some ship, it would be the same way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been coming to the Phillies for years. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I feel like y'all deserve it. Man,
Speaker 1: My my cuts off to y'all comes up so I
Speaker 1: could tell why why they're chilling and celebrate. But man,
Speaker 1: Kevin hard Yo will Oh my god, me, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just kept looking at I was like it just
Speaker 1: kept going on. I just I was like I was
Speaker 1: on side. That's when I admit it. I got a
Speaker 1: little bit of hater at me because a little bit
Speaker 1: cause I'm like, no, I had to put my phone down.
Speaker 1: But congratulations to you got the green on too. Let's
Speaker 1: get us some more. Let's get some wretch that man,
Speaker 1: and then we are Let's get us some more chap man,
Speaker 1: and then we're ready for a quick time. I sid right, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do Yeah, what what do you say?
Speaker 1: I told her, don't forget me on that. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. This is my very sorry,
Speaker 1: it's my friend. And you know I've been trying to
Speaker 1: get on the ACE list for years and jay Z,
Speaker 1: that's not proving him why material I thought I was
Speaker 1: good he got He's just he just got to stick
Speaker 1: with what the do say? Do you understanding who is that?
Speaker 1: Who's who? Do say? That's? Jay said? That's as far
Speaker 1: as he could go. Okay, make street dusk. Okay, how
Speaker 1: about this for you? What is that? That is baba
Speaker 1: cool from Hetty? Yeah, I knew you'd be excited about
Speaker 1: okay everywhere, but Haiti, I went yourself. You said, we're
Speaker 1: not here but that man. But it's like it's something
Speaker 1: like you gotta try, we gotta trap mm hmm, we
Speaker 1: got we got the shots line up all right. So, um,
Speaker 1: it's a quick game. It's called quick Time with Slime. Okay, alright, cool,
Speaker 1: someone else pull it up. Not on my phone, Um,
Speaker 1: quick Time and Slim. So we're gonna give you two choices,
Speaker 1: one or the other. If you pick both or you
Speaker 1: say neither, then we drink. But we drink with you.
Speaker 1: You don't leave you on your loans if you are
Speaker 1: politically correct and you like or if you you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's simple one or the other. And then when
Speaker 1: we drinking shots, So not not this shots up on
Speaker 1: what you want? You want that you're gonna do that,
Speaker 1: or you want I'm doing the rock Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: doing you got the little cups? Yeah? I want to
Speaker 1: do how much I took? This is mine? That is you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna drink, but I want to have one shot.
Speaker 1: We do want to have one shot. But does that
Speaker 1: mess that you're gonna take it nothing, because yeah, if
Speaker 1: I open it and I came in, he can't take it. Whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever you're doing. Okay, Yeah, give me the
Speaker 1: sweetest want. No, I'm doing a regular, not to sweet.
Speaker 1: And we got watermelon? What a what a man? That's
Speaker 1: like nigga apples? Right, one of the men is nigga apples. Yes,
Speaker 1: he won't water melon. I'm regular. Okay, So we're ready.
Speaker 1: You got it in your phone or got it? We
Speaker 1: got it? Mhmm, go first, Sonny, okay. Red Fox or
Speaker 1: Richard pryor Richard Pryor, Oh you want to describe why
Speaker 1: or you know what. By time I came to America,
Speaker 1: I definitely missed the Red Fox ever, I mean missed
Speaker 1: the Richard Pryor. But you know, Eddie Murphy was at
Speaker 1: first when I started to see and then Ben and
Speaker 1: I heard that Richard probably was the greatest. So I
Speaker 1: started watching Richard Probably stuff and fell in love ways act.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna win. Richard Price. Red Fox was the
Speaker 1: ones that part ricks they called us Park. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I loved it. Um Sun for the Sun.
Speaker 1: One of we watched that back home in Africa when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, watching for
Speaker 1: the Sun, White different strugs. We watched say It's good Time.
Speaker 1: Just see Eddie Murphy said that the Good Times duplicate
Speaker 1: picture I saw for sixteen millions, and he has said
Speaker 1: I got the one that's rich rid. Look that's how
Speaker 1: that's how important black culture is. Just lisen what we
Speaker 1: just said. The duplicate of Good Times, the duplicate key
Speaker 1: word duplicate, sixteen million copy, so for sixteen million, and
Speaker 1: Eddie has the original one. I have the bootleg of
Speaker 1: the duplicated. I'm selling it for eight millions. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Tupac or DMX? I mean Tupac Tupac. Okay, you got
Speaker 1: to meet Tupac. Never got to meet Tupac. Um Damn.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if I met Tupac. No, I
Speaker 1: never met too. I didn't meet DMX. We actually came
Speaker 1: to my show. We hung out back stage, We did talk,
Speaker 1: but it was more like the later version of d
Speaker 1: M I didn't meet d m X and his prime
Speaker 1: I met him later on his career Okay, Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: or mar Lawrence, Eddie, you know they daughters and kids
Speaker 1: are dating. No, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 1: I think they're that serious that they already debating on
Speaker 1: who gonna pay for the marriage? Oh wow, is this new? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's like fairly new. I mean the marriage part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's doing funny as baby, but ah, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: any baby. Right, it's funny went into because they're already
Speaker 1: to grandfather's Apparently they're already like debated, Like Martin is like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Eddie to pay for it, and then
Speaker 1: Eddie is like, who got the most money? Eddie got
Speaker 1: to have the most money. I mean he got a
Speaker 1: painting worth thirty million dollars right there. Eddie still got
Speaker 1: the old Hunteds the original and he still got that
Speaker 1: was somewhere in the crib. Okay, Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle. God,
Speaker 1: that's tough. Take the shot for the world of comedy,
Speaker 1: for the world of comedy solo solo. Mm hmm. That's mooove. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Look at motherfucker. Okay, Jonah Hill or
Speaker 1: Jack Black, I mean Jack Black got some classics that
Speaker 1: I like, um like, and I actually want to redo
Speaker 1: this movie in my own way. Um no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Was it one where he thought the girl was swimming
Speaker 1: and she was really big? Shadow Shallott has one of
Speaker 1: my favorite movies. That's fire you want to do in
Speaker 1: the African version? Just I mean, you know, African men
Speaker 1: we like big women anyway. Yeah, so I'm gonna I
Speaker 1: definitely want to do that bad you know. But Jack
Speaker 1: Black got a lot more classics than Jonah Hill. I mean,
Speaker 1: I did like Jonah Hill and Eddie in this new movie,
Speaker 1: you people can people back. I don't know, I gotta
Speaker 1: go with Jack Black, Going with Jack Black? Okay, you
Speaker 1: ever seen cooler rock with Jack Black? Probably I haven't, not,
Speaker 1: not the whole thing, not like I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: shallow how from the beginning to the end? Okay, Pup
Speaker 1: Daddy or Dr Dre. Pup Daddy or Dr Dre. You know,
Speaker 1: I grew up in the East Coast. You know, UM
Speaker 1: been a more pup daddy party Yeah you know, um duff,
Speaker 1: I guess more party music, you know. I'll just take
Speaker 1: a shot for that. Man. Come on, let's go solo solo.
Speaker 1: M We drinking Black man's got that got Bernie Mac
Speaker 1: or Robert Harris, Bernie MCA. Bernie Mac had one of
Speaker 1: them my favorite lines ever in a movie called soul Man.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember that. There was um
Speaker 1: and and he gets him out of the the hood
Speaker 1: and he moved them to a retirement home and my
Speaker 1: absence his son, and Mike Apps comes to him and says, look, man,
Speaker 1: you don't want to say boy the kids, and he
Speaker 1: goes fun the kids. For some reason, those three lines
Speaker 1: I had just became up like a teenage wall. Then
Speaker 1: I just really like understood those lines. Why, like kind
Speaker 1: of Bernie Matt kind of remind me of what I'm becoming.
Speaker 1: Because Bernie Mac was a guy that refused to change
Speaker 1: for anybody. He made him later accepting for who years?
Speaker 1: And I think that's when my career is going right now.
Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, a fucker went set Michael
Speaker 1: Blacks for who years? And we will give him his flog,
Speaker 1: will get him his everything that he's due. I think
Speaker 1: everything I do right now I finally coming because the
Speaker 1: notice I'm not gonna change for nobody. And that's what
Speaker 1: Bernie Berndie was. Bernie did not change for nobody, and
Speaker 1: eventually they found a show that surround him that made
Speaker 1: him become himself. So yeah, don't change for nobody, be yourself. Motherfuder,
Speaker 1: Beanie Seagull or Cassidy, Uh take a shot. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I don't last how you was here was with Cassidy,
Speaker 1: right you you know I fout both of them, but
Speaker 1: you know Beanie was more like them. He's more up
Speaker 1: the palm the air. I think you know he's he's
Speaker 1: wanted one to Philly original rappers, pioneer. Yes, I went
Speaker 1: to pull up in public school. Give me did you
Speaker 1: make it? King Jamaica came out? Okay, all right, got
Speaker 1: you to the next one. Care Meek Mill or a
Speaker 1: little oozy vert. I gotta go with meek Man with me?
Speaker 1: You know, I like the grunt. I like how me
Speaker 1: came from nothing from beginning. He became from nothing, became something.
Speaker 1: Had that terrible battle with Drake and bounced back and
Speaker 1: went back on top of the world. The terrible battle
Speaker 1: with Drake, had a terrible battle with the jel Yes,
Speaker 1: that was the terrible books. Yes, anybody that could go
Speaker 1: down come back up, all the way back up to
Speaker 1: you know ver hasn't been through nothing yet. Leave they're
Speaker 1: in trying to change the laws with those Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely shot at me, right you ready? Yeah? Pharrell or
Speaker 1: Kanye West? Excuse me, Pharrell? Or yeah, what's on Kanye West?
Speaker 1: Because he's now He went back to Muhammad Ali. I
Speaker 1: calling Muhammad Ali. I adn't call him cash this clack.
Speaker 1: I mean Kanye, Kanye. I'm gonna take a shot from
Speaker 1: me thinking you was gonna play it safe. You don't
Speaker 1: gonna take this shot safe. I don't know get to
Speaker 1: that lady. Yeah, I don't gotta take this shot. You
Speaker 1: gotta take this sho I'm gonna take this shop for me,
Speaker 1: doubting you. I'm sorry, I'm not safe. Deserved I deserved that, Okay,
Speaker 1: m Coming to America one obviously, or hall them Nights,
Speaker 1: Come to America one, the greatest movie of all time.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That was still relevant forever. That's
Speaker 1: what I said the other day. You know where they
Speaker 1: feel him did that part one? I rolled my bike
Speaker 1: up there because I'm from Yeah, I'm down the block.
Speaker 1: If you actually see where they throw the ship and
Speaker 1: he said, um, what ship with se when they throw
Speaker 1: the garbage out and then welcome my neighbors. He said,
Speaker 1: shut up, shut Oh yeah, not my building, but that's
Speaker 1: my buildings where I'm from, right, Yeah, coming to me
Speaker 1: that I always felt like, Yeah, okay, I skipped one.
Speaker 1: Go to the one before that, all right? Do those
Speaker 1: two I skipped Snoop Dogg or fifty cents. Damn, that's tough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the book if I want to see, like what those
Speaker 1: battles are doing doing the pandemic. I would have loved
Speaker 1: to see Snoop and fifties so many it never happened. Man,
Speaker 1: fifty did one. I know Snoop did one with somebody now,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be honest, niggas don't want no no
Speaker 1: smoke for fifty on that versus stage, on that versus stage,
Speaker 1: that's not a little t I came close, like when
Speaker 1: I went through his photography, he came close, but he
Speaker 1: came nowhere near. I kid you, not like fifty has
Speaker 1: a decade full of real real that one album, that
Speaker 1: first one, forget about. Yeah, you don't even have to
Speaker 1: go to another album trying the one the other one
Speaker 1: of me skinned, But it's the best Snoop to me,
Speaker 1: it's probably the biggest wrap up all time. Yes, and
Speaker 1: the most famous to me famous. There's nobody on earth
Speaker 1: they don't know who Snoop Dogg is. And if you
Speaker 1: don't know Snoop Dogg is, you've been fucked up. Here's
Speaker 1: an easy one for you, Rocky for or Creed too.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna school man Rocky Ford. That's one of the
Speaker 1: Russian guy right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't gotta go
Speaker 1: with that Russian still around and kicking too. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart or Chris Tucker take a shot for Darskin comedians.
Speaker 1: You cannot bring your dogskin commedia on. Come on, m hmm.
Speaker 1: Eve or Missy Elliott? You know you know I read Philly.
Speaker 1: I mean Missy was more mainstream than probably more popular.
Speaker 1: But you know, my girl Eve was smooth, she had swaged,
Speaker 1: she was she had hold, she did acting, she had
Speaker 1: her on TV show, and she was a sexy lady
Speaker 1: at the same time. I gotta go with Eve, Yes,
Speaker 1: as she married a being there, yes, year go that
Speaker 1: in there. It's so noise for you, Eve, wherever you at,
Speaker 1: respect you. Let's come to drink chance. Okay, this one
Speaker 1: is a hard one for me. I'm not sure. Juice
Speaker 1: or New Jack City. Oh damn Ship to Dogskin Villains.
Speaker 1: I love both of them movies. I mean, New Jack
Speaker 1: City is a classic of our time. That Juice is
Speaker 1: just Tupac Man. Tupac was himself in that movie. Fight
Speaker 1: Isn't give me m Yeah? Yeah, just now I'm taking
Speaker 1: your shots. You should have been taking your shots. This
Speaker 1: is Dr Saby grandson calling me. You know, I must
Speaker 1: be in trouble on Dr Seby his grandson. He I
Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, Yeah, he's a good guy. Okay. George
Speaker 1: Carlin he frying a careful you boiler? Yeah or not?
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready. I'd be rich, save my whole village. Mother.
Speaker 1: George Colin or Robin Williams. I mean George, she's George
Speaker 1: is great, you know, but I know I don't know
Speaker 1: much about him as much as I know about Robbing.
Speaker 1: So I gotta go what I know missed out fire
Speaker 1: we're talking about. That's not George, that's rob Williams. Come on,
Speaker 1: I'll say, he said robbing. I've been thinking, man, Robin Harris.
Speaker 1: I gotta go Robbing Williams. Yeah, yeah, of course that's
Speaker 1: the single handing one of the greatest ever handed, but
Speaker 1: I was also you know, did you think about it?
Speaker 1: Now they say that comedians who addresses where this? You know,
Speaker 1: he had a whole outfit on, But we didn't think
Speaker 1: about that back then. I didn't think about that. We
Speaker 1: didn't think because the thing about you know, you know,
Speaker 1: back and like if you look at Jamaican comedy back
Speaker 1: in the day, African forgot to be funny. He put
Speaker 1: a dress on just because it looked funny on him.
Speaker 1: We never thought about, you know, all this extra stuff
Speaker 1: that Americul later on came up with. You know, but
Speaker 1: Robin Williams definitely the goat, one of the goats of
Speaker 1: all time. We skipped the one he said, oh after that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh okay, okay, Black Thought or most Death conscious Ship.
Speaker 1: I like most death, I most death you know, Black
Speaker 1: Door from Philly. Yeah, I know, I know starting that
Speaker 1: out there, y'all. Ship. Okay, you're going Black Door, Okay,
Speaker 1: now keep it go. Okay, this is a good one.
Speaker 1: Cat Williams or D L. Hoove. I gotta go with
Speaker 1: love man, I gotta go with Cat Williams. Cat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you know, last I mentioned, you know, me
Speaker 1: and Cat started, yeah, thing about we didn't meant. We
Speaker 1: didn't mean, look, you didn't look at the big deal
Speaker 1: because you didn't thought about what I said. It was
Speaker 1: more like me picking him up, you know, let me
Speaker 1: getting exactly happened, so we could do a flashback. What happened?
Speaker 1: What happen? All right, So we're talking about I think
Speaker 1: we're comparing comedians, and I think I mentioned like I
Speaker 1: think to be a great comedian you have to be lovable.
Speaker 1: And I said, cat Cat has to be one of
Speaker 1: the most lovable comedians, regardless how much cracky I think
Speaker 1: he smoked or whatever. All of a sudden, when that
Speaker 1: came out, this called crack crack ahead. So that's right,
Speaker 1: and that you only got the crackhead part the good thing,
Speaker 1: I said, you know, so that way, Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: sew each other. What happened? What happens with the comedians.
Speaker 1: It's not like rappers, right, you're not gripping up, no, no,
Speaker 1: But thinking about the comedians were more like, though, I
Speaker 1: can't fight in perposon, but I'll beat the ship out
Speaker 1: of you online, right, I mean, I get back on
Speaker 1: the computer. Whoop your ass, I see you in personally,
Speaker 1: I'm running behind that computer. N I'm the ship, you know,
Speaker 1: so and comedians, that's what we are. We ros online
Speaker 1: so we see each other in person. We really don't
Speaker 1: want to see ech other in person because we're rather
Speaker 1: just go back online, you know. But the thing about it,
Speaker 1: we sell you other in the middle of a TV
Speaker 1: show on While and Out on Wild and now where
Speaker 1: were on opposite teams, you know, and me, I didn't
Speaker 1: look at it as nothing, but I knew at that
Speaker 1: moment when I was pride of me saying I knew
Speaker 1: that you had an issue. You had a problem already,
Speaker 1: you know. And then um so on the show when
Speaker 1: we roasted each other, all his roles was personal because
Speaker 1: like on my career, you know, I ain't ship. I
Speaker 1: never do this. I'm keeping my ship jokes and funny
Speaker 1: because I don't want people to know what happened. I
Speaker 1: wanted to know where we're beefing. You know. My joke
Speaker 1: was all about him being like short, you know, and
Speaker 1: perm here and his are like you never did nothing,
Speaker 1: You never did a spect show, you never did this,
Speaker 1: you never did you know. All his was all degrade
Speaker 1: in my career, you know, So I just I, you know,
Speaker 1: I let him live with that because you know, he
Speaker 1: felt bad. I called my crack ad. But you never
Speaker 1: talked about now now we did, you know, because I think, um,
Speaker 1: somebody had died. Because we lost many celebrities in the
Speaker 1: last few years. I forgot who died. I came up
Speaker 1: and then I made you know, it's like, you know
Speaker 1: what I've made a tweet about, you know what? Everybody
Speaker 1: dies so quick. I would hate to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: something happened to one of us and we beating over
Speaker 1: something that's so simple. And then when I posted it,
Speaker 1: he reposted it. So I knew that we squashed a
Speaker 1: little comedy. But then I heard he did. I heard
Speaker 1: a distract on me, but they didn't come out yet.
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. Like someone who's not good stay too.
Speaker 1: You know, man, I'm gonna just get the kids from
Speaker 1: my school to whoop his ass if you start anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve Harvey or Centric the entertainer, Ah, you
Speaker 1: know what, Um, I think, of course Steven's we probably um.
Speaker 1: You know, he started out, you know, Apolo Theater, a
Speaker 1: lot of legendary stuff. Even until now he's like you know,
Speaker 1: sadricause those guys found a way to keep themselves relevant
Speaker 1: all these years. It's tough making me a shot. You
Speaker 1: got it a little, it's gonna be Yes, I'm turning
Speaker 1: light skin in a minute. Ship up in Champagne too,
Speaker 1: just in case I got him. Good. Yeah, yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, that's how you do it. You trace it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm tracing him. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: tracing this with this what is that? Uh so rock
Speaker 1: and salsa water and then um straight shot ship. I
Speaker 1: gotta go home to my wife after this. I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta stay a little sober, all right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a new one. Okay, cool. See that's how many
Speaker 1: shots I took it, so I take control. Wait, what's
Speaker 1: going on here? I can't get a little no oh no,
Speaker 1: he's not a roof state. We cannot bring the andre
Speaker 1: that is four dollars of glass. That might not it
Speaker 1: might be still apple side up. They didn't even care
Speaker 1: for the champion. Yeah, thanks a lot. Ready, what's up?
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey or Will Farrell? Jam Carrey? God damn as
Speaker 1: matura pet detective man. Too many classics. But you know
Speaker 1: I'm fair, don't get it wrong. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: the um wedding crash It was probably one of my
Speaker 1: favorite movies. Back Jim Carrey so much class and he
Speaker 1: came from a black background with like the Cop. You know,
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with Jim Carrey. Man, okay, Lenny
Speaker 1: Bruce of Mike Apps, Lenny Bruce, Lenny Bruce got go
Speaker 1: Mike Mike as you know, he's he's my dog. You
Speaker 1: know we started on the same time, wasn't it was
Speaker 1: our first movie was together. When you tore together Mike
Speaker 1: as my brother, man, I gotta go with my brother.
Speaker 1: Goddamn it. That is that why you like kind of
Speaker 1: like sided with Mike App when he was beating with
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart? Uh did I sigh? Oh? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm trying to think exactly I did. I
Speaker 1: was more, but you know what I think. I think
Speaker 1: I was asked. He's looking like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: think me and Mike had worked more together. You know,
Speaker 1: he's put money in my pocket. It's towards this, So
Speaker 1: you know, I guess you you gotta go with whoever's like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, who are you working with more? Period?
Speaker 1: You know, keV won on that whole other level. Me
Speaker 1: and Kevin didn't me Kevin never worked together since we
Speaker 1: did as stundards as comedians. You know, when we was comedian,
Speaker 1: when I was headlining, I would have him coming open
Speaker 1: up for me at times. You know, I put money
Speaker 1: in his pocket and he started. But you know, back
Speaker 1: stay see what at that next level. You know, we
Speaker 1: really haven't got a chance to work together. I've worked
Speaker 1: with Mike Apps from a couple of more movies and
Speaker 1: tour me together. So I gotta go. You know, I
Speaker 1: expect that you'll go who you make your breaking bread with. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Friday or next Friday. I mean, you know, just
Speaker 1: like saying coming to America, I want to come to
Speaker 1: America too. Yes, you can't top one on anything. You know,
Speaker 1: into America too. It's it's fucking gangster. Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: you like it. I loved it. Had here. She thought
Speaker 1: I was playing around because you got people like Charlottage
Speaker 1: and gard who was my brother, and he was going
Speaker 1: on and saying how he didn't like it. How, And
Speaker 1: the thing is, I didn't think part one meant that
Speaker 1: much to him. Maybe you know, um, coming from Amongst
Speaker 1: Cola in South Carolina, he probably couldn't relate to the
Speaker 1: East coating garbage and banana pills and people really going
Speaker 1: to you know, you know, fucking McDonald's and McDonald's was
Speaker 1: kind of like a hangout back then. Like McDonald's was
Speaker 1: like it was like being fly if you had if
Speaker 1: you had like a quarter pounder, you had a big Mac.
Speaker 1: Like that was like that was like that was like
Speaker 1: that was like that was like yeah, I mean Class
Speaker 1: part one is a classic of all time. You know
Speaker 1: about two, what's very funny, you know. And the thing
Speaker 1: the difference is were then allowed to to go in
Speaker 1: theaters where you're just totally sitting in the theater and
Speaker 1: paying complete attention to Wait because Car two came out
Speaker 1: on COVID and it came out while you home watching it.
Speaker 1: You go take a piss, you come back, you miss something,
Speaker 1: you know, you take a ship, You suck your lady,
Speaker 1: you're bust a nut, and you go to sleep. You know,
Speaker 1: it's all funked up. We have sucked up. I was
Speaker 1: very upset about this ship being so on the Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1: We didn't have a rare carpet moment where we all
Speaker 1: got the chance to shine. And then everybody's sitting the
Speaker 1: theater and pick complete attention to this movie. So you know,
Speaker 1: if you can't pay attention to the movie, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna have a little I think it was
Speaker 1: great movie, not not better than one supposed to be.
Speaker 1: It's not supposed to be just like next Friday met
Speaker 1: him on Friday, you know, like bad Boys for it
Speaker 1: is just gonna be bad boys for Yeah, it's bad boys.
Speaker 1: But you know what make a great If somebody slacked
Speaker 1: shoot out of Will Smith and forward, that would make
Speaker 1: it really good. Chris, Chris, come on in and slap
Speaker 1: the ship out of him, and that's how the movie start.
Speaker 1: Somebody walks up and just sacked the shut do with
Speaker 1: the movie? We it ahead? You heard? Yes? Last question
Speaker 1: loyalty or respect? Another last question for the interview. Last
Speaker 1: question for this game respect. I mean, loyalty is so important.
Speaker 1: You know, um, you gotta be loyal. I go with
Speaker 1: loyalty cool? Where'd you go with? I go both all
Speaker 1: the time. This is the time I do drink yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: because I believe loyal respect goes together. Salotle slot oh
Speaker 1: shi come on, he nigger, that was the answer. That motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You finished through this the game?
Speaker 1: This he finished the game. That's the reason why we
Speaker 1: take a shot for that. So now one of the
Speaker 1: craziest things whoa Okay, one of the craziest things is
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Rob lad on tonight. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that's how nig Got set you up to get you
Speaker 1: drunk your ship. What is my man name? The basketball player? Oh,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest basketball players. They call him the
Speaker 1: Greek free But we know he's from Ghana, maybe Nigeria. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's family from the Ji I think he was. He
Speaker 1: might have been. I'm not sure he's born in Greece
Speaker 1: or not. So we got we got. Can we show
Speaker 1: him his clip? We got his clip? Is his clip? Ready?
Speaker 1: Show him his clip? His own clip? His clip was first?
Speaker 1: Is this what you made up? That dance? So you've
Speaker 1: been at this day? And I made it then before
Speaker 1: Yann was I made it before Yanni was playing in
Speaker 1: I made this dance up. And though I introduced this
Speaker 1: dance to America in t and You and Ghana is
Speaker 1: at my house in Ghana. That's in my home. This
Speaker 1: is when I just actually was in my last trip.
Speaker 1: Day I just landed. And whenever I come home, they
Speaker 1: always have like the Cult show, ladies come out and
Speaker 1: greet me the right way. Okay, we're gonna show you
Speaker 1: the other clue. You know how to say his last name?
Speaker 1: Where was you at when you've seen that? Is that it? Well?
Speaker 1: This this was sent to me. Yeah, that was sent
Speaker 1: to me because here and the thing about it I
Speaker 1: have I've had Landry who played who was playing for
Speaker 1: Cleveland that time, did the dance or so lend me
Speaker 1: the dance and that you can see him a fortnight
Speaker 1: one sunny. That's literally well don't you know that he
Speaker 1: knows dude looking like yeah, a fortnite, a fortnite on
Speaker 1: the fortnight's him is doing the dance. You know. Um,
Speaker 1: I came up that dance. I mean I introduced I
Speaker 1: introduced it this to America on the show I did
Speaker 1: on YouTube called Black Friday. So Black Friday was a
Speaker 1: short I was given to me by Walter Latham, who
Speaker 1: was the creative of of um Kings of Comedy. So
Speaker 1: back in the back in like two thousand eleven, twar
Speaker 1: that's when YouTube got really big. YouTube give money to
Speaker 1: like about five producers, like five million dollars to these producers.
Speaker 1: Go create your own network content so Walter Layton got one,
Speaker 1: Shack's company got one, and then I think, um Puffy
Speaker 1: might have got one, and I'm gonna show the other
Speaker 1: ones as far as black people, like four or five
Speaker 1: black people got it. So Walter, hell, this money's out.
Speaker 1: Care who's hot online? You know, that's when I was
Speaker 1: really hot on Twitter at the time. That's when Instagram
Speaker 1: was not men there popping, yet I was hot on
Speaker 1: Twitter roasten niggas every day. He's okay, let me get
Speaker 1: Mike al show. He said, Mike, what do you want
Speaker 1: to do? I said, you know people like current even,
Speaker 1: I said, let me and I'm good at making clowning,
Speaker 1: but let me do a show where I make fun
Speaker 1: of everything that happened that week, Like if a celebrity
Speaker 1: funked up that week, let me roach that nigga and
Speaker 1: they all get a dance. It's not that's not when
Speaker 1: you had to Donald Trump wigg right, No, that was
Speaker 1: more later. That was then Trumps. It's Nigga news eleven
Speaker 1: twelve a right, So look up the show called Black
Speaker 1: Friday I have like I did like three seasons of that.
Speaker 1: It was my first time actually making money online. Walter
Speaker 1: actually pay me fifty thousands a year, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could make money just being online, you know. So
Speaker 1: it was a good feeling, you know. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: pretty much I'll make fun of whoever funked up that week.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's say, if if Drake got caught sucking
Speaker 1: some bitch on on on Black Friday this week, beach Drake,
Speaker 1: fuck the beach Drake. You got the heat Bitch dance.
Speaker 1: And I called it a heat Bitch dance, and I
Speaker 1: did my dance. That's how it got popular. That's how
Speaker 1: I started. You know, he bitch like, he itchy and
Speaker 1: then bitch together. He bit yeah for doing something he
Speaker 1: bit ship it might have sucked up was a he
Speaker 1: bitch to me. So if you look at Black Friday,
Speaker 1: that's what I did. Is that's and everybody got the
Speaker 1: dance at the end of the roach. That's my roast
Speaker 1: this person, they got the dance. That's when I introduce
Speaker 1: the Dames South America. You know, so every athlete has
Speaker 1: done it doing touchdown, you know. Um, and then I
Speaker 1: continue to show on all the way till now. You know,
Speaker 1: and I think when I when he first did the dance,
Speaker 1: I think his brother, you know, hey, look, my my,
Speaker 1: my brother did the dance. And then that's when I
Speaker 1: got that video, the one on the same with him
Speaker 1: or the other one, probably the other one, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure which one it is, maybe the youngest, you know.
Speaker 1: And and then I ran into him saying, hey, well
Speaker 1: he's just the brothers I hit with a big fans.
Speaker 1: If he ever in Milwaukee, won't come to a game,
Speaker 1: let us know. Then I ran into them an All
Speaker 1: Star Week and um, Cleveland, I want to say that
Speaker 1: I was just last year. That's you're running to them
Speaker 1: and to do some things mother. You know, I met
Speaker 1: the mom. She was a fan of everybody to me,
Speaker 1: you know. And then um, and when he Yanni came
Speaker 1: on the faield to play, you know, he looked at
Speaker 1: me and did the dance in my face. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: show respect for it went fast forward to like a
Speaker 1: month ago, November. The November, somebody sent me saying, pull
Speaker 1: up up, yeah, put up, put up on this. That's
Speaker 1: the video that Yeah, go to Fortnight one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go to the Fortnight one because it's and it's like
Speaker 1: you in the background. Well I didn't know I was
Speaker 1: in the background. It sort of felt like to me,
Speaker 1: and it almost looks exactly like that. My bad, my bad,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. No, no, no, I'm not in the video.
Speaker 1: I'm not on a Fortnight Vigo. No, it's not like
Speaker 1: video game. It's a video game, that's all. It's not me.
Speaker 1: That's the way it shows on there, like the characters. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My thing is, here's the thing with dances. I don't
Speaker 1: think you could copy right a dance. Right, it's a
Speaker 1: matter of lawyerty and should respected the person you got
Speaker 1: the dance for. That's all. So I have a friend,
Speaker 1: um then because it's Keter who dances. He's a guy
Speaker 1: that jumped out the car. He always wear the same
Speaker 1: shorts outfit and he does all the time. The guy
Speaker 1: from Africa, Yeah Africa, he's a no no, he wears
Speaker 1: socks and shoes and shorts, same outfit every time, the
Speaker 1: same outfit. Cardi B was the first one that posted
Speaker 1: him back, I mean three or four years ago. So
Speaker 1: my mother, I think, um, the baby who was shouting
Speaker 1: at the baby, really good guy, you know. I think
Speaker 1: the baby was doing something that had to do a
Speaker 1: Fortnite and it was gonna use this particular dance, and
Speaker 1: the baby is like, okay, that dance belongs to Cussin
Speaker 1: Skeeter and Fortnite because it's Sketer Chack. Just that simple.
Speaker 1: That's all this nigger had to do was say, hey,
Speaker 1: you know I have to dad, but it's not my dance.
Speaker 1: You know, I got this dance from Michael Blacks, and
Speaker 1: let's cut Michael check. He didn't even have to write
Speaker 1: me the check. Write the ship to the mom, profit
Speaker 1: let's let's let's at kids in school. That's the right
Speaker 1: thing to do. But nothing next to you. I know,
Speaker 1: my ship is on on Fortnite. I'm like, that ship
Speaker 1: is not cool. So that I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: nobody pulled it up. I swear to God, you gotta
Speaker 1: see that. Just go to the dude next to him,
Speaker 1: look just like you. I thought that that was the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Who send it to me? Wasn't. Yes, I
Speaker 1: sent it to you, but I go to my I
Speaker 1: g and get the shift. But the second yeah, it's on,
Speaker 1: you know it's it's but the one that you posted.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the Fortnight Okay, well it's right
Speaker 1: next to each other. Okay, yeah, that's all right, cool,
Speaker 1: I asked him again, that's him doing it alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: but like almost like animated, okay, which is very all right.
Speaker 1: So now you reach out to him because y'all brothers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reached you know, I d M them. I don't
Speaker 1: have his personal number, but I do have his brother's number,
Speaker 1: because his brother getting his number to day you don't
Speaker 1: do something his mom and everything. So I text him,
Speaker 1: I say, you know, I kept it real nice. Hey man,
Speaker 1: I think somebody you know, just hit me up. I
Speaker 1: saw my dad's on there. I appreciate it, dad, but mothersucker,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And just ignored it? Ready and ignored it?
Speaker 1: You know, d M him nothing. You know, you know
Speaker 1: sometime when you start like um, you know, it's like
Speaker 1: when you're a girl and you break up with her
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, how are you doing? Baby? Just
Speaker 1: calling to see how you're doing. You don't apply, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: where then you at? All right? You know what, motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Let pick my carmna kill you. They started escalator that
Speaker 1: with me. I'm like, you know, to me, I'm like, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Everything good? You know, y'all got my
Speaker 1: dad's nothing. Motherfucker, somebody's doing my dads and they just
Speaker 1: kept going. And then you know, I'm like, I'm so
Speaker 1: disappointed in him because we're from the same continent. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't mean want just acknowledge where you
Speaker 1: got it from. Because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: the white niggers at Fortnite don't know what, who belongs
Speaker 1: to what. They have no clue too. I have no idea,
Speaker 1: but I'm like a lot of times they don't know.
Speaker 1: So it is your job if they called you because
Speaker 1: they know you, Hey man, this belongs to this guy.
Speaker 1: Cut his nig check. Ain't gonna It's not gonna hurt you,
Speaker 1: no way possible. They're just loyalty and show respect to
Speaker 1: where you got it from. And that's the only thing
Speaker 1: that's the problem I have with Jannis. You know, like
Speaker 1: you could have just been like head, you know, this
Speaker 1: is Michael Blackson's days. You know, let's give him something
Speaker 1: for his nonprofit. Let's leave. I don't even need the money.
Speaker 1: Then I'm rich. Give this a shot for that. But
Speaker 1: you not even need the money. Just just press the
Speaker 1: prince principle so I could pay my principle at my
Speaker 1: fucking school right a different Yeah, So I was bub
Speaker 1: you were disappointed. I disappointed because that's that's a that's
Speaker 1: a that's a real big corporation for tonight. I've never
Speaker 1: personally played Fortnight, have you. No, No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't do get games. I don't. My kids, my kids,
Speaker 1: even my kids went on there. They're like, oh yeah, dad,
Speaker 1: somebody's doing your days. You know, everybody was saying I
Speaker 1: didn't know if you were sending this to me, and
Speaker 1: then it were going on his page and like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know, I just telling Michael Blackson day. My fans
Speaker 1: are hard core. I don't know who had hardcore fan.
Speaker 1: My fans are to be high. My fans go in
Speaker 1: and they're coming at you, niggah. Yeah yeah, and they're
Speaker 1: coming out got him, and he didn't respond, didn't respond,
Speaker 1: He just ignored it. That's even worse, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. If you saw him tomorrow, we just started
Speaker 1: christ making out of him. I'm just playing, man, I'll
Speaker 1: go on line, beat the ship out of him. I seen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go the other way and go back on line.
Speaker 1: I just saw this point sucking up right now. I
Speaker 1: fight online, man, I know, like fighting in person, No,
Speaker 1: but meet me online, motherfucker, but like you said, like, um,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just respect. Like people. They just called
Speaker 1: me because I never cleared my records like if I had,
Speaker 1: if I had now and a young artist want to declare,
Speaker 1: do my record, I'd be like no, I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to. I was like an old hater. That's how
Speaker 1: they categorized. But it's a coause of things just like that.
Speaker 1: It's because if sometimes if you don't say no, when
Speaker 1: your your image is just open, someone just come and
Speaker 1: just take your ship. Do you do? You do you
Speaker 1: regret not having something like that? Like I said, Look,
Speaker 1: you said you can't pack it, you can't patting. I
Speaker 1: don't think you could. But like I said, if you
Speaker 1: know when you know where you got it from and
Speaker 1: just showing respect and principle, you know, that's why it
Speaker 1: shows who here, Because that's why he feels so strong
Speaker 1: about it, because if it was him and in reverse,
Speaker 1: he would have went to the person acknowledged it. That's
Speaker 1: it and don't even matter. You know, this is your dance,
Speaker 1: this is your dance fortnite and trying to call you know, check,
Speaker 1: but I let him know nothing. He just like Jack
Speaker 1: the dance. I don't mean to say that exactly that
Speaker 1: he wasn't. He knew what he was doing and he
Speaker 1: didn't make up the nigga not a dance uthing, you know.
Speaker 1: But he liked my dance because he's done my dance
Speaker 1: and in front of me at the stadium. You know
Speaker 1: a lot of people have done my dad. So yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I was more disappointed, especially from
Speaker 1: your African brother, you know, you know the struggles up.
Speaker 1: Just let me tell the hardest thing that Greek ship
Speaker 1: too far, Yeah, too fucking far. This ain't my fucking
Speaker 1: this ain't my fat this real life money. This is
Speaker 1: my fucking dance. But yeah, nigga, you can still got
Speaker 1: the check. What's the name of the school, by the way,
Speaker 1: that Michael Blackson Academy. That's right. The foundation is Michael
Speaker 1: Blackson Foundation. Motherfucker. Go ahead, send some money. Foundations, it's open.
Speaker 1: Just give it to stick at the school, honest, do
Speaker 1: the right thing, the right things, big fan. All I
Speaker 1: was when he went championship. I was so happy. I'm
Speaker 1: like another African. You know, what is the thing about American?
Speaker 1: You are not. I don't care where you're from, whether
Speaker 1: you're from England or Africa, Asia. You're not a star
Speaker 1: where Haiti? Where were you from? You're not a star too.
Speaker 1: You feel like America know who's you are. So it's
Speaker 1: very hard to come in this country and make it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He came here from another
Speaker 1: place and he made it. I made it, and they
Speaker 1: can show some respect. It's hard enough as it is
Speaker 1: for us coming from other places and make it. Head,
Speaker 1: don't cut the check, Mona and every other it was,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of It was a lot of
Speaker 1: brothers at the World Cup this year. I did not
Speaker 1: realize how many brothers places. And you know it's so
Speaker 1: funny you mentioned, you know, just how everything is coming
Speaker 1: back around. You know, I think in this word, every
Speaker 1: race would have their chance to become great. When I
Speaker 1: came to America in that late eighties, it was African described.
Speaker 1: We wasn't scratched and got almost the number one genre
Speaker 1: in the music exactly. And not only that, the real
Speaker 1: football we just y'all, y'all, don't down grid called our
Speaker 1: shi soccer. Motherfucker's were the original football. You play the
Speaker 1: ship with your foot, okay, I reckon football. You you
Speaker 1: throw the your ny you only killed the ball only
Speaker 1: kicked the ball when you're kicking a fucking field goal.
Speaker 1: Money go, We kicked the ball all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: your right, motherfucker shout out the phelly. But you know,
Speaker 1: while we're on the music music thing, and afrobeat is
Speaker 1: taken over the world. In fact, I started up my
Speaker 1: own management company from Michael Blackston Management, and I got
Speaker 1: one of my first Khana artists here, come and say,
Speaker 1: how to my god, let's take a shot. You don't
Speaker 1: drink man, he's staying this. Man, he stayed. You want
Speaker 1: to say this that doesn't drink this? You know the
Speaker 1: thing about it? Like you know, I went and I
Speaker 1: was trying to like, you know, fun because Ghana Nigeria
Speaker 1: has all the artists. I mean I could name techniguas
Speaker 1: and Nigeria that a stag the video wis kid brun
Speaker 1: up boy? You know you got the techno, you got kids.
Speaker 1: Damn you you on York, New York. It's like the
Speaker 1: New York music. You know. Ghana on the other hand,
Speaker 1: and Ghana is becoming like like we said to Duke
Speaker 1: both of Africa and I can like four people from Ghana.
Speaker 1: You know you're thinking about like shout at Wi you
Speaker 1: probably never heard in your mind. You yes, you you
Speaker 1: put up music before too. I did put out music.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that later, motherfucker. You know we shout.
Speaker 1: We have stone Boy, we have Socco Discot is a rapper,
Speaker 1: and we have Black Sheriff, who's a rapper. Up. You know,
Speaker 1: when you have four people in the whole country, I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me make that fifth star this gamble, you're gonna
Speaker 1: say something I'm getting I'm not gonna live man, It's
Speaker 1: it's a pleasure of being here, and I'll come bar
Speaker 1: and gives you know that team. Yeah, trying to put
Speaker 1: my map on the what's start our heads from gambo
Speaker 1: to to the world. Man, Okay, okay, flag man, come on,
Speaker 1: you're gonna see this flag a lot of yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta you put out your single, tell me what
Speaker 1: your single, Tell out the single. I'm coming out with
Speaker 1: a single probably next month called cut Soap featuring Yata
Speaker 1: cut Soap, Yeah, cuts up like cut cuts up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And actually the dance for the challenge of the song
Speaker 1: his time Okay, yeah, okay, because we're did the single
Speaker 1: with here's a guy that sing the popular up you
Speaker 1: at about you what, you're the big boys right right.
Speaker 1: So you did a single with him, so congratulations, keep
Speaker 1: doing your thing. Man about let's put that let me
Speaker 1: see that flag, man, let me see that big fag
Speaker 1: in that flag coming on over man. That's s So
Speaker 1: we spoke about a car earlier, but a car said
Speaker 1: that Africa itself will be the most powerful nation in
Speaker 1: the world content continent. You went to Miami Public School,
Speaker 1: York Ork, all the African Americans Queens, New York, if
Speaker 1: all the African Americans moved back to Africa, and he
Speaker 1: said that that Africa would be the most power Oh definitely,
Speaker 1: just there'll be just to be left with hockey players
Speaker 1: and punters. I mean it's you know, especially around the
Speaker 1: time during like when George Flogg got killed and we
Speaker 1: felt like black felt like America don't have no love
Speaker 1: for black people. You know, we all talked about it.
Speaker 1: What if we all just got the funk out of
Speaker 1: here and went back Africa. Amerga Amerga b and you
Speaker 1: know what make Amerga great? Different people, all of us,
Speaker 1: the cultures, the different cultures wanta make America great, you know.
Speaker 1: So there's no way where there should be any kind
Speaker 1: of racism because we foreigners is what make this country
Speaker 1: where it is. We you know what I'm saying. I've
Speaker 1: seen African brother in France and I said to him,
Speaker 1: what's up, my brother? He said, you know my brother?
Speaker 1: You know why because African before where I've seen the
Speaker 1: African brother just gave him like you know the brother,
Speaker 1: you know, my brother, Like, oh my brother. But I
Speaker 1: know because you know, you know what's the funny ship.
Speaker 1: I said to um my friend the other day, I said,
Speaker 1: as Americans, sometimes we don't understand that other coaches look
Speaker 1: at us all as Americans like they don't they sometimes
Speaker 1: they don't look at the black American, the white American,
Speaker 1: the Chinese American. They just we open our mouths and
Speaker 1: we're in you know, doogle door of Germany, and they're like,
Speaker 1: it's American American, motherfucker. And that's what racism in America.
Speaker 1: If Americans actually knew that, if you go anywhere else
Speaker 1: and you open your mouth and the new you from America.
Speaker 1: The same thing. Even when I go back home, when
Speaker 1: I go to Ghana and I talked regular like this,
Speaker 1: they look at me as a American, you know, and
Speaker 1: then that and that's what makes America great man, all
Speaker 1: of us different color and different races, different looks, and
Speaker 1: we know and we come here and we make this
Speaker 1: country what it is today. Good question. I got a
Speaker 1: real good question for me. We know Haitians are Africans,
Speaker 1: are definitely, but where do Haitians really come from? Are
Speaker 1: we from Ghana? From Africa? Yeah, you know, from Nigeria?
Speaker 1: Where Africa your history? Well, you know what I would say.
Speaker 1: I know, we know we's free to everybody. We don't
Speaker 1: that part. We know you're understaying. But where are we
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of the slaves, as far
Speaker 1: as I know, I don't know to you know, I
Speaker 1: came to America. They didn't teach me. I came to America.
Speaker 1: I didn't learn too much on the history, even when
Speaker 1: I was saying, you know, and that's one thing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to do my school is teaches kids African history.
Speaker 1: A lot of them that I don't tell. You know,
Speaker 1: you want us to learn our own history, you know,
Speaker 1: so teach them that history is sort of know where
Speaker 1: they came from, you know. But I know, as far
Speaker 1: as I know, you know, a lot of the slave
Speaker 1: came from the west, from the coast and that's the West,
Speaker 1: like you know you're telling about like you could be
Speaker 1: anywhere from like Ghana from right, I'm an East coasting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you won't investigate your motherfucker, but like you know what,
Speaker 1: you're from the west, like you know to my like
Speaker 1: Ghana gonna be our senate god, that whole coast. You know,
Speaker 1: if he took one boat you go up past, you
Speaker 1: can kind of like see them all. And that's where
Speaker 1: most of the slaves came from, you know. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad you know what I'll give you you come to
Speaker 1: my village. Man you from going on my nikay. All right,
Speaker 1: he's been my friend, my friend of Hollywood. He know,
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get me to eat African food.
Speaker 1: And every time, um, I get close to eat African food,
Speaker 1: I see a clip of you. I see a clip
Speaker 1: of you're going and I'll be like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: First of all, people with something about womping in my hands,
Speaker 1: how do you spell spoon as pH And I'd like
Speaker 1: to see you. It's not that it's the faces you're
Speaker 1: making you feel like this, Oh look like you looking
Speaker 1: like it's the best African. He's the best man in
Speaker 1: my heart, but you'll be walking it up. Now. If
Speaker 1: I go to if I go to the African place
Speaker 1: and I put out a full I am stop a lot.
Speaker 1: You know what I used for a fork pizza? Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: I just playing. I don't, but you know, Africa's like,
Speaker 1: for some reason, we just feel like the food tastes
Speaker 1: better with your natural hands, you know, and motherfucker's don't
Speaker 1: wash their hands and ship so and then make the
Speaker 1: food even tastes better. I mean sometimes we will eating
Speaker 1: a big bold and everybody dig their hands in and
Speaker 1: you see this this one. It's this one Instagram commercial.
Speaker 1: The guy he's sitting there, he got the food and
Speaker 1: then his friend leans over and his friend grabbed some food.
Speaker 1: He's so mad at him. He licks, Yeah, we take
Speaker 1: our food for very personal. Man. You gotta get permission
Speaker 1: to eat my food. You can just dig in here
Speaker 1: and bite your sucking fingers. He looked, No, you're not
Speaker 1: tasting my food. But even though your servant family style,
Speaker 1: it's not prother you. Every time I see a clip,
Speaker 1: because I'll be just close and I like the bread.
Speaker 1: What is that it's not phrase? Is that it's you?
Speaker 1: You are American dumplings. We make dumplings almost like that,
Speaker 1: like dumpling has no real taste. Food food itself has
Speaker 1: no real taste. It's a different soup. Eat it with food.
Speaker 1: Food so different. Everybody makes different food food, you know,
Speaker 1: and then garlic and the food fool foodfood has no
Speaker 1: real taste. It's really made from like cassava and cassaba
Speaker 1: has no real taste. But it's a different sup be
Speaker 1: eated with the soup is where the flavors. It's when
Speaker 1: you're boiling up what all of it? Just the fool
Speaker 1: but the superest, well you dig it in. You know
Speaker 1: the difference there. God, we should have something here right now.
Speaker 1: I'm hungry right now. It's ready for food ful today.
Speaker 1: Not to build up. I gotta build myself up. You're
Speaker 1: gonna start with some like ghana. J'all off rice, y'all off?
Speaker 1: So jella is like our fried rice. It's been a
Speaker 1: big competition in all of Africa on who has the
Speaker 1: best ghana is beef you in Nigeria, you know, and
Speaker 1: then the Senate God is involved like barriers sheralle on.
Speaker 1: They're all having this big rice beef or who make
Speaker 1: the best You'll lovell is just our version of fried rice.
Speaker 1: Okay you know so it's like, um, but yes, do so?
Speaker 1: You know you have a jello competition you I'm about
Speaker 1: to ask. I'm about to ask. So if you had
Speaker 1: to compare the rices, yes to any other? Think said
Speaker 1: the ricest? Go ahead, because that's all. That's all islands, right,
Speaker 1: you know, Uh, Dominican Paul the best right certain Colombia
Speaker 1: Jim making peace. If you had to compare Africa rising
Speaker 1: peace totality you think it, don't be biased. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be biased, So give up part to who's in
Speaker 1: second place? I did. I did host a jello competition
Speaker 1: one time, and I tasted all the geloves, at least
Speaker 1: five different gelovs. And to be honest with you, come
Speaker 1: with me very happy because Synegal had the best of
Speaker 1: rights to me. Yeah, Ghana, don't be mad at me. Please,
Speaker 1: I still love you. I hope you guys. Let me
Speaker 1: back in. Please. Synegal was just anywhere else who would
Speaker 1: have after synagogue, I'm gonna give it to my home.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to Ghana. You know that. Don't
Speaker 1: get it wrong. You know, sometimes it's all about who
Speaker 1: makes the jell. Love like I've had something like during
Speaker 1: your love who was made by like a grandmother. So
Speaker 1: he had the original flavor and taste and it was
Speaker 1: really really good, you know, Just like so it all
Speaker 1: the person who makes it, who makes that your love?
Speaker 1: You know? But right now I think as much as
Speaker 1: I hate, I gotta give the Synegal has it best
Speaker 1: your love? And you heard it from me. I'm just
Speaker 1: a bit house please rice and beans. So you you
Speaker 1: him and a car has a black off? What do
Speaker 1: you think going? Oh? Come on, you know what if
Speaker 1: if complexion was a time he is ten fifty pm,
Speaker 1: I'm eleven thirty pm. An is motherfucking midnight. And let's
Speaker 1: be clear, let's be clear. With eight cars, hairpiece these
Speaker 1: twelve old one you gotta add one to that? Why
Speaker 1: he didn't go to Africa to get his hairpiece? The Pakistan?
Speaker 1: Who going to Pakistan? Get happy? Google? He went upwhere
Speaker 1: nobody knows, like yeah, like like the girls don't even
Speaker 1: go to your surgery. Yeah, I'm like, why are you doing?
Speaker 1: What is that? Just just get the bardy myne. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with bardy. Look at you, you balls roll
Speaker 1: my hair out. But he got three different haircuts he
Speaker 1: got a haircut in the middle. He got he was
Speaker 1: the Turkey hold on it just really blunts. What is
Speaker 1: he got? He roally it's like twenty weed. It's this
Speaker 1: it's reverse slavery. Yeah. Yeah, but a car went to Turkey.
Speaker 1: Niggers don't even go to Turkey for turkey. He went
Speaker 1: for air plants. Yeah. Look a hot man. He's like
Speaker 1: an old young with that. Yeah, because it's like a
Speaker 1: crazy is his waves is spinning. It's just you gotta
Speaker 1: It's like Stephen wonder Hook. Oh my god, yeah I
Speaker 1: seen it. I was like, this ship is over here.
Speaker 1: It's like a weave on top of a weave. You
Speaker 1: got your laces front is in the box. My Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be a lot in the send. I
Speaker 1: can't live in an city because he gave electriture for real.
Speaker 1: That's well, I think I'm not sure if it's completely Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's working on it, right. Have you talked to him?
Speaker 1: I'm talking he was supposed to be here. We couldn't
Speaker 1: get up. And then he went to New York and
Speaker 1: then that's when he did the interview where he said
Speaker 1: that Africa could be you know, one of the most
Speaker 1: um it's I mean, it's on his way. I mean
Speaker 1: especially Ghana. Everybody went to gun on this ship. What
Speaker 1: happened in Ghana? What was happening? What they happen is
Speaker 1: um breaking out the more decent. Who are they're doing
Speaker 1: like an afrol nation or the Year of the Return?
Speaker 1: You know, Gaghana is one of the countries where the
Speaker 1: slaves were taken out of That's where the slaves came from.
Speaker 1: Because most stuff, most they it's like I was on
Speaker 1: the coach, so yeah, yeah, so it's some people are
Speaker 1: going back, you know, and Ghana is becoming their place
Speaker 1: to be um and and thank God is home for me.
Speaker 1: In fact, you heard you know that Real Trip is
Speaker 1: gonna be filming. They're gonna gone on this year movie
Speaker 1: Real Trip, the road Trip with the Girls Trip, my
Speaker 1: bad girl stripped Girls Trip about to say, you're sending
Speaker 1: Tom Arnold and it's Girls Trip, you know, without Tiffany
Speaker 1: hat Age and and they're all not talking not road trip,
Speaker 1: roping fucking money. You don't suck me and expect you
Speaker 1: said road trip, I mean girls stript up connected because
Speaker 1: God is where all the big dick niggas. I was
Speaker 1: from a family of big dickness. Well, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm from Ghana. In Ghana, we don't get pussy. We
Speaker 1: got stomach when last time you got some stomach, But yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't. We give our black infections. So all the
Speaker 1: women girls strip is going there to get a black infection.
Speaker 1: So yeah, shout out to the whole cat The said,
Speaker 1: everybody's coming back, abody going And I heard that the
Speaker 1: trip will beat the shot, that you can't bring it back.
Speaker 1: What did I do to take the shot? Because you
Speaker 1: were like that, like that you committed. Well, well we're
Speaker 1: not guy. Your knees were he has no because we're
Speaker 1: not guying. We are Canadians. Canadians or how you pronounce its.
Speaker 1: Why don't even need coats like a Canadian? You don't
Speaker 1: get it, y'all. You know the funny thing about it,
Speaker 1: When I built the school all of something, I became
Speaker 1: like this hero in my whole continent. And it was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Mike went for president. I'm like, and
Speaker 1: then I saw all the presidents and all his homies
Speaker 1: that all have ball heads. I'm like, I'm good with
Speaker 1: my nigga got But I'm like, you're stressed to out.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be president. I'm just gonna like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna ball. Rack came the first year he had nothing,
Speaker 1: then the first the next year he's smoking new ports.
Speaker 1: He had great hair. Asked, curl was burnt out? You
Speaker 1: never had an We all did, man. But you know what,
Speaker 1: when I had to ask her, I only kept it
Speaker 1: in there just very short time. So just to bring
Speaker 1: my hair out. I didn't go all the way curly
Speaker 1: and turn into like, um, was that eighty one? I mean,
Speaker 1: do Jersey or what my last year in Jersey. I
Speaker 1: did get it, but I got it just to like,
Speaker 1: you know, just to have a little baby head. All
Speaker 1: the niggas got inspired by the last dragon. What was
Speaker 1: the last dragon? The two brothers of dance? Right, Yes,
Speaker 1: but we all had it. I asked her. See, you know,
Speaker 1: had I got a firm, my sisters would put a
Speaker 1: permit in my head. That's now you can tell I
Speaker 1: can girl my ship. You can tell you you gave
Speaker 1: up a long time I had. I had asked me.
Speaker 1: They turned me out. They messed me up. But my
Speaker 1: mother said, my mother said, nigga, you Puerto Ricans. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. Yeah, I had to ask ways. I was
Speaker 1: mean my waves was mean and what happened to your waves?
Speaker 1: And just I'm vacacious. They just fell off like they
Speaker 1: just went away. So I'm holding it to mind. So
Speaker 1: you worked um um um Shocks Live, Uh, comedy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Shot All Star Comedy Jam and you worked on Daddy's.
Speaker 1: I didn't. But Puffy was way before that was like
Speaker 1: Puffy was like, oh my god, what he is that
Speaker 1: old fucking fife. I watched both of them, and one
Speaker 1: thing I noticed about both of them. You both asked
Speaker 1: for your payment up with both of them. Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: You didn't trust shot going trust I looked when I
Speaker 1: did Shot when I did, shocked that Niga was on
Speaker 1: a different team every year. I don't know where you're
Speaker 1: gonna be next. I need my money now when you
Speaker 1: traded a Yeah, every he used to go to He
Speaker 1: used to go to the game with his suitcase because
Speaker 1: you don't know where the go NI went from to
Speaker 1: Miami to Cleveland. We're gonna be Phoenix, I'm not. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be next year at Punk Beach. I need my
Speaker 1: money now, take your jacket one year or yeah, that
Speaker 1: was all started. Yeah, that was as you took my jacket. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I was, like I said, since I've been
Speaker 1: roused as a kid with my clothing. Man, everything I
Speaker 1: wear now is different original. You know. I took a
Speaker 1: lit my ass up when I had no money. So
Speaker 1: now most of my money's spent a wardrobe. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: making up for everything I never had. I remember me
Speaker 1: being jealous of you, Mike Apps. I forget who else
Speaker 1: was at the I want to say the began theater
Speaker 1: out here and I came to see y'all. Yea liquor, yeah,
Speaker 1: we every thing that rappers have. They just didn't have
Speaker 1: no violence. And I can remember being like I with
Speaker 1: somebody just fighting right like they had everything. They looked
Speaker 1: like a rapp carcer to the t we lik a
Speaker 1: uh females whatever. They had peace, and I can remember
Speaker 1: just be sitting back and I remember me being used
Speaker 1: to that, like I'm used to if thirty thousand people
Speaker 1: in the building, every thirty minutes, there's a mush, there's
Speaker 1: a push, a drink throne, like I remember being so
Speaker 1: used to that. I think Mike Epps invited me, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to see Mike EPs, and then I think
Speaker 1: you were going on before him, So I went and
Speaker 1: I watched the show. I was up to you when
Speaker 1: I watched this show and came and then you came out,
Speaker 1: and I remember like, so nobody's going say nothing wrong
Speaker 1: to him, like nobody, And then I remember Mike Epps
Speaker 1: doing the same thing and then him coming up stay
Speaker 1: and I'm like, nobody's gonna do like nothing, and I'm
Speaker 1: that's that's how traumatized I am in hip hop, is
Speaker 1: that I'm used to rocking the show, and if an
Speaker 1: incident don't happen, I don't even feel like I rocked
Speaker 1: the show. Like you know, we're crazy about y'all is
Speaker 1: y'all get to see the laughter and that's y'all stabbing.
Speaker 1: That's y'all y'all version of Okay. You know, this guy
Speaker 1: got jumped in the front row. And I remember that day.
Speaker 1: That was the day I was like, I was really
Speaker 1: jealous of comedians. I was like, there's nothing different from us.
Speaker 1: Our grind is the same. You know, you can have
Speaker 1: a hype, man, but you gotta go out there by yourself.
Speaker 1: And I remember just saying, damn man, these guys got
Speaker 1: a really dope life. Like when you make it to
Speaker 1: the to the level that you're are that comedy is
Speaker 1: like you know, um god, I know it's a gift
Speaker 1: from God first of all. And people were we're in
Speaker 1: an era where is people just want to laugh, you know,
Speaker 1: we want to come on and laugh. And it's so
Speaker 1: crazy how this is something as just telling jokes. And
Speaker 1: I went the other night to go watch Chris Rock
Speaker 1: and Dave Chappelle. These guys are in the arena with
Speaker 1: like twenty people. I'm like, I never thought this comedy
Speaker 1: thing would get us to this level. And ready why why?
Speaker 1: It was a comedy comedy man comedy, nothing like comedy.
Speaker 1: Man comedy, nothing like comedy. And I want you to
Speaker 1: finish your story right, but no, no, no, And you
Speaker 1: know it's just it's just amazing, yeah, amazing to see
Speaker 1: her room feel like you know, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: Miam this weekend and sold out like five shows and
Speaker 1: people biggest show, the biggest, the biggest thing. You know.
Speaker 1: I did one talk I didn't want to talk, called
Speaker 1: a no cap tour. That's you know. We had like
Speaker 1: me and m DC on Fly you know, d Ray Davis,
Speaker 1: Carlins Miller, we had those guys. We had guys who
Speaker 1: are like hot online. This is just last ship selling
Speaker 1: out like c venues. It felt so good at damn
Speaker 1: these people coming out and see it. Were not know,
Speaker 1: college graduates, We're not doctor said, We're just telling you
Speaker 1: jokes from a hundred dollars to show, you know. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, this is amazing, you know. And you
Speaker 1: look at that. Look at the case of comedy. Those guys,
Speaker 1: same thing with the Bernie mcnam guys was doing, are
Speaker 1: in us, you know, and it's a great feeling to
Speaker 1: see how much it's just it's just that ever we're in,
Speaker 1: it's so bad, and we lose so many lives, you know.
Speaker 1: People want to come out of lab and have people
Speaker 1: want to have a good time. Man, all that violence ship.
Speaker 1: Did you see how much Beyonce tickets is? Yeah, beyont
Speaker 1: the tickets very expensive. I'm like, god, damn, you're working
Speaker 1: for us after the show months talking. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I just know I've seen I'm
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I see people online and playing it,
Speaker 1: and I see all of jay Z's boys saying we
Speaker 1: worked for jay Z. But you know what, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, they can complain on the one
Speaker 1: they're gonna buy them tickets Beyonce, you know, the tickets.
Speaker 1: It's just that simple. You know, if you want to
Speaker 1: see her, you're gonna spend that money, you know. And hey,
Speaker 1: she's been putting in work for a very long time,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, my tickets are not that cheap.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I've been putting in work for a while,
Speaker 1: you know. And you gotta pay for quality that period, right,
Speaker 1: pay for quality right here, for quality, I'm about going
Speaker 1: to stay to take a shot for that. How did
Speaker 1: you get here? Yeah? Come on, we got people so
Speaker 1: how loud you gotta try to get me drunk. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna still be my sid. You're trying to make me
Speaker 1: start snitching a niggas. No, it was one famous moment
Speaker 1: right where I always question like the comedic stance, right, Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I always you know, a lot of comedians
Speaker 1: is my friends, people I speak to, and there's always
Speaker 1: something like you know, when when when not eleven happens
Speaker 1: or something like that. Um, it's your job to actually
Speaker 1: find something funniest out of that, right it is. But
Speaker 1: when it comes to person who it's like, you know, Um,
Speaker 1: one thing that I always like question was the time
Speaker 1: with Kevin Hart, right, we reallyave Kevin Hart was really
Speaker 1: in love. He really loves this woman, and we all
Speaker 1: know that whatever happened, but you had made jokes at
Speaker 1: that very time. Do you regret that? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian man, I don't even get a motherfucking thing. No,
Speaker 1: it was you know. I didn't make fun of him
Speaker 1: cheating because you know, nobody's perfect. I mean, we were
Speaker 1: sucked up. I'm sure you have. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What told me in this mother let me mistake. You
Speaker 1: made mistakes, mistakes, I'm going hold to night. You know
Speaker 1: I didn't make fun of him cheating. I make fun
Speaker 1: of how he cheating, how he I made fun of
Speaker 1: how I felt like he snitched on himself because at
Speaker 1: that time when he talked about it, nobody didn't know yet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, nobody knows, don't say nothing, and he
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, when a camera and talked
Speaker 1: about what happened prior. You know what I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: not snitching on I feel like so what I said
Speaker 1: was to cap, you're snitching on yourself, my n nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Shut up? You know what I mean? Because I'm not
Speaker 1: switching myself. Man, I'm the type of nigger my girl
Speaker 1: would catch me in the baby with dick and another bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like that, it's not my dick. Another thing. You
Speaker 1: got broken here and put his dick in his bach
Speaker 1: mother and used my face, you know. But he was
Speaker 1: in advance. I felt like he was an advanced snitching
Speaker 1: on himself. So that's what I'm and I and I
Speaker 1: go hard in the pain. You know. I don't take
Speaker 1: no break with nobody. You know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: you funk up gonna get it too? No, no, because
Speaker 1: you know at times, but because you know, sometimes we
Speaker 1: don't think, I mean, don't get it wrong. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the only problem Kevin Help had a problem with was
Speaker 1: I just did it too many times. You know, I
Speaker 1: can because everybody too soon? I think that's that's timing.
Speaker 1: That's another thing with your comedians, is y'all say too soon?
Speaker 1: Is it too soon? You think that it was too
Speaker 1: soon to what? Like? Yeah, you know they had this
Speaker 1: too soon thing, you know, I meanbe with certain things
Speaker 1: like death is way too soon, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: it would just if you watched the video of him
Speaker 1: telling on himself. It was just funny to me, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm a comedian. You know I
Speaker 1: can't wit to you, like as an outside I'm looking
Speaker 1: in yeah, and as a person that's in love that
Speaker 1: don't want to lose. Kind of felt him. And then
Speaker 1: I looked at you and I was like, damn, he's
Speaker 1: funny though, so I had to laugh and then't be
Speaker 1: like then he was. Don't get wrong. The Nigga is
Speaker 1: my homie, you know what I mean. But I'm a comedian.
Speaker 1: First he felt yeah, yeah, he felt like you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but when we know it was doing the era, you know,
Speaker 1: I do that whole thing, Like I said, I do
Speaker 1: Black Friday, where every time niggaun up every week he
Speaker 1: got lit up, and you know, I can't discriminate against
Speaker 1: my homies and my non homies. I didn't know Lebron James,
Speaker 1: but you know he funked about lit him up. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm lit everybody up, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: I had to just he was next on the list,
Speaker 1: my niga, and that's what I do, James, you lit up.
Speaker 1: I don't know with the heirline or yeah, they won't
Speaker 1: with the hairline. The headlines in his back pocket and
Speaker 1: he came me join the army. They like salut, He
Speaker 1: like this, you're very bad trying and Lebron is my nigga.
Speaker 1: So because you know, when I lit them up, I
Speaker 1: lit up the whole um. It was the Olympic team
Speaker 1: of the US because I'm er that particular year they
Speaker 1: beat the ship out of Nigeria like nineties, like thirty
Speaker 1: something crazy and I'm like, then it didn't barrass my
Speaker 1: niggas to the whole world. I got mad and not
Speaker 1: lit all them up, from sucking Lebron to Kobe as
Speaker 1: a Kobe, you know, to like fucking um Camello. That
Speaker 1: all got it because it embarrassed my continent. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a bitious fight online, but online of the ship.
Speaker 1: The thing about it, you know, after I did the
Speaker 1: whole thing, I saw Kevin person I run the other way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nig I gotta get back online. You ever
Speaker 1: think you did a joke that went too far? Besides
Speaker 1: cavin it, I mean I'm trying to you know, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta go and look at what I've done.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, we all in the new in
Speaker 1: the era of like you know where you have to
Speaker 1: be like sensitive about you can't make no certain jokes
Speaker 1: or certain things. And I go, I was watching some
Speaker 1: ship that I did some skit that I did on
Speaker 1: my Black Friday show. I did one thing on like
Speaker 1: the first Gate President, and my god, I was really
Speaker 1: and that she was over ten years ago. I'm like,
Speaker 1: my god, if me didn't get ahold of this ship,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? Yet it still you can't it
Speaker 1: once they hit the line, you can't get it. But
Speaker 1: I made some jokes. I'm watching will Fire and Zach
Speaker 1: Mano knocks you know what I'm talking about. The last
Speaker 1: thing you just said, Za from Hangover, don't he don't
Speaker 1: even know if pronounced his name. Zach Gillifernac is right.
Speaker 1: They got a show called I mean, they got a
Speaker 1: movie called The Campaign. As soon as I soon as
Speaker 1: I started watching it. Soon as I started watching it,
Speaker 1: they throw out the F bomb like that, it's like,
Speaker 1: you're I was like, and they kept going, it's like,
Speaker 1: you're like, And then I was like, and they just
Speaker 1: kept going, and I'm like, Okay, they didn't even they
Speaker 1: know that this is aware of it's gonna offend somebody.
Speaker 1: They didn't go in and and we that did you
Speaker 1: ever transfer your comedy, edit your comedy because of the
Speaker 1: l g b Q We mean you mean from what
Speaker 1: you've done in the past recently. No, because you know,
Speaker 1: my my jokes, my thing with jokes. If I'm wound
Speaker 1: make an lgbt Q joke, I would have made sure
Speaker 1: that they'll laughing at it. I comedy the end of
Speaker 1: the day. You want to make people have to have
Speaker 1: a good time. So if they're not laughing at it,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like my mission is accomplished. I want
Speaker 1: everybody to laugh. So my gage jokes are fun jokes.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like really as salted and you know, degraded.
Speaker 1: My ship is with I have gay plor by should
Speaker 1: I still have gay jokes? I don't, just you know,
Speaker 1: and they'll laugh at it. I'm okay. My mission is
Speaker 1: accomplished because I laugh at my jokes, So my ship
Speaker 1: is not. I'm only salted. No body, I'm not degraded.
Speaker 1: No body come to your show. She would laugh, you
Speaker 1: have a good time. What's the Castena joked? Damn it,
Speaker 1: I used to have one too. Damn I forgot I
Speaker 1: might kill I haven't done this so long because she
Speaker 1: I stick with what's relevant. She hasn't been relevant like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you give me somebody relevant and I got a
Speaker 1: joke on that, nigga. That's how I rolled, all about
Speaker 1: what's relevant and what's going on right now. Did you
Speaker 1: see the Grammys? You know, piece of stuff here and there?
Speaker 1: And I watched the fifty anniversary. It was good to
Speaker 1: see everybody, all these guys, you know, uh my fucking
Speaker 1: um Quin Latifa. It was so dope. It's just so dope. Fifty.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it in fifty years, so fifty. I'm
Speaker 1: not man, you know, I'm I'm an African. We don't
Speaker 1: know our age, okay, we have like Africans have, like
Speaker 1: a soccer age and a regular age. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know my age. Let me tell
Speaker 1: my mother had me at home in the backyard. Nobody
Speaker 1: wrote ship then when I was born. Okay, the first
Speaker 1: person you've seen was a doctor. When I was born,
Speaker 1: I saw a goat. I said, yeah, he said it mad.
Speaker 1: I asked my mother the other day. That's the mother,
Speaker 1: my older man. See, you're between nineteen and a hundred.
Speaker 1: Moui Asian. Get the funk out of my face. So
Speaker 1: all the beds on. Who I meet? If I meet
Speaker 1: a thirty year girl, bitch, I'm thirty five, I mean
Speaker 1: a forty yet five, I mean a twenty y nine?
Speaker 1: What do you I want to be today? I haven't
Speaker 1: figured it out yet. Were we talking about before that?
Speaker 1: I cut him off with the age. I was into
Speaker 1: that so bad. We all fucked up. Take another shot.
Speaker 1: Let's let's not remember but we see a lovely fiance
Speaker 1: over there. Who is your manager as well? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: know what, you try to keep the money in the family.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, why am I going to pay
Speaker 1: somebody up when I can keep the money in here?
Speaker 1: You know? She she um, she does a few things
Speaker 1: for the company and she runs the nonprofits. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta keep the money in the families easier that way,
Speaker 1: you know. So yeah, we'll take your sees married his sies,
Speaker 1: marry hissies. That's how you keep taking money all up
Speaker 1: in the family, that's to us. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Is that what we're talking about? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: And notice I said fiance because I'm gonna married Niga.
Speaker 1: How you been married? I've been married? No, I've been
Speaker 1: together sixteen years. I've we've been together sixty years eleven. Congratulations, man,
Speaker 1: you've been great husband, great husband. I'll tell you. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I used. Um. I was actually go
Speaker 1: on the role with l L. Because I was always
Speaker 1: had hit records, but I never like made Top forty
Speaker 1: and stayed there, right, So it will be Jy Rule
Speaker 1: Fat Joe, l L Shanti on these different tours and
Speaker 1: I would be like, on like fourteen or twenty two dates,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be on the whole forty days. Top forty
Speaker 1: had a top they had forty days, and I would
Speaker 1: go to his room and I'll be like, yo, man,
Speaker 1: because he had his prayer room, then he had his
Speaker 1: room for his kids and his room for his wife.
Speaker 1: White friends, and you know, at first it's l L.
Speaker 1: Every girl on the fucking concert wants to smash. So
Speaker 1: I'm looking like, what are you doing? Why do you
Speaker 1: have your kids? And you know, I'm eighteen, einteen, maybe
Speaker 1: twenty two at the time, such a young dude. I'm
Speaker 1: looking like, why would you be here? And years later
Speaker 1: we've went on the same tour and I get older.
Speaker 1: Now I go to L and I'm like, yo, why
Speaker 1: you still have this same routine. He said, Nori, I
Speaker 1: have never been on the trouble When I got my
Speaker 1: lady right next to me, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: thought about that. I was just like, oh, ship, I
Speaker 1: was like, let's think about it. We're the same person
Speaker 1: whether our lady is there are around, but it's a
Speaker 1: certain thing that you just say you don't want to
Speaker 1: put her through, Like you might not go to the
Speaker 1: fucking hood club because you know that you you you
Speaker 1: gotta walk out to the bathroom when it stop, to
Speaker 1: go to the battroom, so you're conscious of that definitely.
Speaker 1: And I was. I was just sitting back and I
Speaker 1: was just like, yo, and I don't think I've been
Speaker 1: in trouble sense, let's make no I mean, especially what
Speaker 1: the error we are in. Man, you gotta be careful.
Speaker 1: Is the most dangerous game there is, Like someone will
Speaker 1: try to just get you just because who you are.
Speaker 1: You have to have a witness, man, have a bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give me some pusses. You gotta me
Speaker 1: and my grand motherfucker is a team effort, that's right, teamwork.
Speaker 1: Let drink to that. Let's drink and clap of that.
Speaker 1: God damn got that you want someone's you want someone's dick.
Speaker 1: You got got some pussy to mother. But I got
Speaker 1: a question for you that So, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about marriage? Just talking about marriage? You know, I've been
Speaker 1: married before, and before was but I did at a
Speaker 1: very young age, you know, I was like three. No
Speaker 1: man is ready to get married, and twenty three years
Speaker 1: you don't even know what you want. He's still a
Speaker 1: child to me, you know what I mean. And I
Speaker 1: didn't and it didn't last the last a couple of years,
Speaker 1: you know, And that was that um. But you know,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I think you know,
Speaker 1: to be great, you need that powerful person next to you. Regardless, man,
Speaker 1: you need that great It doesn't mean you need a
Speaker 1: great person next to you. Don't need to. I haven't
Speaker 1: be married you. I didn't talking. I'm not telling him
Speaker 1: right there. You know why that is too. You don't
Speaker 1: have to be you know, because here's the thing with marriage.
Speaker 1: You know, you get married. You know, when you are
Speaker 1: just in a relationship and you break up, you easy
Speaker 1: to get back together. But when you marry and then
Speaker 1: things don't work out, you divorce, what did your so
Speaker 1: you get back together again? You know, it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: but whatever whatever way you choose, whatever way you choose,
Speaker 1: you know, but you need a great well. But every
Speaker 1: great man needs that great woman by your side because
Speaker 1: if you just a loose candy with nobody, you know,
Speaker 1: you need somebody, You need a right hand person. That's
Speaker 1: that's that woman. I mean, I'm not saying you that
Speaker 1: marriage is not for everybody. You don't have to do
Speaker 1: it bad. You need you need that price. You need
Speaker 1: your vice president. A presidentship without a vice president, you know, right,
Speaker 1: first lady, first lady, you need that first lady. First.
Speaker 1: It's been again, Okay, you don't understand he was saying that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so everybody in the first lady, where they're gonna marry
Speaker 1: or not, you need that first lady. You're right here
Speaker 1: personally that is smart and intelligent, give you advice, will
Speaker 1: help you out, you know. And that's that, you know,
Speaker 1: And I have that in my in my lady that
Speaker 1: I think we should make some noise for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. So so what's up with what the stand up?
Speaker 1: So what you one on one with the crowd and
Speaker 1: where are you gonna have to stand up in Ghana
Speaker 1: with my special day he's just funny. We just I
Speaker 1: just I just had a meeting today about finally doing it.
Speaker 1: You know, Um, it's gonna come out soon. I'm can't.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a lot of things about to happen.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like I said, it's time. It's a
Speaker 1: great time to finally be black and being especially African.
Speaker 1: Is that what time? Shine? He's our time of the shot.
Speaker 1: You know, I got lot of things covered out that
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to talk about because you know, you
Speaker 1: saw then India Day and you can't talk about it taste. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got some And besides that, you know, I'm touring
Speaker 1: and you can come and see me live, but I
Speaker 1: have I have a TV show coming out. I can't
Speaker 1: talk about it yet till it's already when I'll come
Speaker 1: here and talk about it, you know. And it's my fans,
Speaker 1: my famis want to see me every week. So now
Speaker 1: that we'll get a chance to see me every week
Speaker 1: on TV, back and talk much about it till you
Speaker 1: know it's about to come out. The stand up special too,
Speaker 1: of working on that. It's about you know, we're gonna
Speaker 1: shoot it very soul and I've never done well, so
Speaker 1: it's so much to talk about the whole world. We
Speaker 1: funny got to see Michael Blacks are doing steaks, so
Speaker 1: it's all coming out man. That Besides that, and add
Speaker 1: on to that, how much support are you getting because
Speaker 1: you know, we talked about the hip hop, We talked
Speaker 1: about all the artists coming from here and there in
Speaker 1: Ghana and gonna go and have a period. Are these
Speaker 1: people incorporated in the plan? Oh yeah, man, I mean definitely. Man,
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it just comes we definitely. It's
Speaker 1: just some beautiful time to be an African. Um So
Speaker 1: I know best. I mean, I've been proud of my
Speaker 1: whole life. I defended myself every day when kids made
Speaker 1: fun of this and made fun of me. And and
Speaker 1: now with an era where everybody's looking for identity, everybody
Speaker 1: wanta know where they're from down you know, black or
Speaker 1: like want to be African. Now when I came, they
Speaker 1: didn't want to be. It's all about you know, at
Speaker 1: the barge and baby here and growing up with baby here,
Speaker 1: you know. And now it's like now we're looking for
Speaker 1: where we're from because then no, now that this is
Speaker 1: not really their land, everybody wonder where they come from,
Speaker 1: you know, what I'm saying, it's a great time to
Speaker 1: be African. The whole continent has my back, you know,
Speaker 1: and they think about it. When I built the school,
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about that. I was just trying to
Speaker 1: help the kids in my village. But the thing about
Speaker 1: my continent, it is so hard when people said they're
Speaker 1: gonna do something for them to do it. I talked
Speaker 1: about it, I thought about it, and I did it.
Speaker 1: And now they're like, Mike, we're so proud of you.
Speaker 1: So I got the whole continent behind my back, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: but I can do this alone. You know. I wanted
Speaker 1: my whole goal out. I think education is the key
Speaker 1: to everything. You know, we talked about this or Dad,
Speaker 1: I'm like, stalks with education. Let's teach these kids how
Speaker 1: do you become great? You know? And that's why I
Speaker 1: started a nonprofit, the Michael Blacks and Foundation, you know.
Speaker 1: And the thing about the school that I built. The
Speaker 1: school is my personal build. Like I don't want nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a trash on my income and make
Speaker 1: sure my teachers. My principle because when I put the school,
Speaker 1: support from the government out there not no support. But
Speaker 1: it's okay. And it's okay, this is something that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't do on my own. I'm not gonna you know,
Speaker 1: because I just talked I could build a school. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to get to teach us for these niggas,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I'm like, these kids
Speaker 1: are gonna be that class, do the own thing, playing
Speaker 1: high go seek and throwing dice. I gotta get teachers ahead,
Speaker 1: you know. But this is like you know, this is
Speaker 1: like I said, this is my personal I think that
Speaker 1: I would do for these kids. So to do, boy,
Speaker 1: you gotta help, you know. Anybody who helps is a
Speaker 1: Michael Blackston Foundation. Go on on the website if you
Speaker 1: because whatever I make from that, I'm a built boy schools.
Speaker 1: Then what I built is my personal thing. I don't
Speaker 1: need to help with that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let's do bore. There's so many villagers out there and
Speaker 1: these kids are all walking around with no education. It's funny.
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson Foundation dot org. That's a website, Michael. You
Speaker 1: know what's funny. I had an idea of what you
Speaker 1: should do, Like once or twice a month, you should
Speaker 1: have like t I come but him dressed like substitute teacher,
Speaker 1: and then and then have Dave Chapelle dress like a
Speaker 1: teacher and like, you know, so on and so on,
Speaker 1: like a great idea. And then they teaching the class
Speaker 1: and the kids is like, who cares that from America?
Speaker 1: And then afterwards they take the ship off and they're like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle, that's a great idea because I'm actually taking
Speaker 1: I'm taking trips to Ghana every two months where I'm
Speaker 1: inviting Americans. So if you want to know much about it,
Speaker 1: just email this email Blackson for Africa and Gmail. Did
Speaker 1: you go with Dave Chappelle when he went? But he
Speaker 1: was at the same time? How he killed at my house?
Speaker 1: We hug out, we partied together. He loved my country.
Speaker 1: You know, some shout out to Dave. Dave had a
Speaker 1: great time in Ghana. Um a chance to rapper. They
Speaker 1: all came to my house. You know, Jesse Collins, the producer,
Speaker 1: all he produced, all these they all came to my
Speaker 1: careb Sorry to cut you off. A chance to wrapper
Speaker 1: receives some criticism because they said that this was an
Speaker 1: anti LGBT concert. Did you hear that white? I didn't
Speaker 1: hear that white when you get that from what happened
Speaker 1: from Tabloid's Twitter anti it was. But you know, don't
Speaker 1: get it wrong. Some part of Africa for some reason.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not sure it's like illegal. It's a ship,
Speaker 1: that's what. That's what make you can google that up
Speaker 1: making it up in Africa or Ghana. Well, no, that's
Speaker 1: parts of Africa. It's the parts of the world too,
Speaker 1: it is. It's somewhere in the Middle East. Tow is illegal.
Speaker 1: If you go, if you have caught with a dick
Speaker 1: in your mouth, you're gonna jail. But you know, put
Speaker 1: the dick down, put your hands up away, get the
Speaker 1: dick out your mouth right now, tick the tack, the
Speaker 1: balls out of your face. Money you're going. That's what
Speaker 1: make America great. You could be whatever you want to be.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not google up the country. There
Speaker 1: are some country ways illegal. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I love everybody man, whatever you are, come as you are.
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing much about the whole chance of wrapper. Then.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where that came from. But it was
Speaker 1: a great concert. I was dead, you know, it was
Speaker 1: all night long. You know, I even got on stage
Speaker 1: right after Dave. Dave got on stage and I got
Speaker 1: on stage and just and it was right when I
Speaker 1: just built the schools. I got on stage and I'm
Speaker 1: like this big hero and the nigga's like Mike run
Speaker 1: for president. And I saw all the other presidents they
Speaker 1: all have Oh hey, I'm like, I'm good. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be the only one with jay z braids.
Speaker 1: We got your back, We got your back. I'm a
Speaker 1: mooda ga for six months just to vote for you.
Speaker 1: What'd you that? It's so funny? Yeah, you google? That's illegal?
Speaker 1: It is illegal. Wow. Yeah, that brings me to my
Speaker 1: next question, because you just mentioned the president. I got
Speaker 1: something Meek Mills shooting a video and then you believe
Speaker 1: it's cause did you believe? You? Did you believe for
Speaker 1: people who don't know stop my white House, you guys.
Speaker 1: White house you believe is the White House? He apologized
Speaker 1: for that. Well, you know, Africa, it's all about we respect. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's you know. The thing you know is
Speaker 1: the great thing about Africa we respect whatever religion. It
Speaker 1: had n't do a religion, nothing to do with the bad.
Speaker 1: The Christians respected Muslims and we all want people. You know,
Speaker 1: there's no discrimination, respect everybody's relationships they had. Don't do
Speaker 1: it nothing, It just it's just how you know, you
Speaker 1: go to the White House and take a ship in
Speaker 1: the in the bathroom or you could do whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. But Africa, you know, our White House
Speaker 1: a little bit more different than you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of things are not a lot of happen And I
Speaker 1: don't know how it happened. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you shot a music video and I'm sure,
Speaker 1: well I'm almost certain video. No, no, no, I think
Speaker 1: what happened was oh don't nose that. No no, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know. I wasn't there, I think,
Speaker 1: I mean, and I could find out what happened. I
Speaker 1: think what happened was, you know, he went in there
Speaker 1: and took some pictures, a couple of videos and then
Speaker 1: they don't put the music in it. That's probably where
Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened. But you know, um
Speaker 1: Ghana is a very strict country. You know, you certain
Speaker 1: used to know allow of like capture in the White
Speaker 1: House or did jubilee, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 1: I think that's that's what I was all about. I
Speaker 1: don't really know all the exact details. I wasn't there,
Speaker 1: you know, but I know the White House like the
Speaker 1: White Boys on January Sex. Now, he probably went to
Speaker 1: his homies and they shot a couple of videos in
Speaker 1: there and then they don't turn this into a music video.
Speaker 1: You know how you're doing America, y'all shoot ship later?
Speaker 1: What about this right here could be a movie? I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Next you didn't got getting paycheck Michael
Speaker 1: Blacks in the movie called the Nordy Movie. That's what
Speaker 1: happened with the video. You know he was in there
Speaker 1: doing something next to you know, it's the whole music video.
Speaker 1: Because but he didn't mean any home. I don't think
Speaker 1: he just felt like he's an Africa. This is his
Speaker 1: home for him. You know, he could free to do whatever.
Speaker 1: And trust me, Africa is a definition of freedom. We
Speaker 1: are very gone up. Let me tell you something. You
Speaker 1: go out, go to the club, You're gonna go home
Speaker 1: at nighttime in America, you might not make it a
Speaker 1: home after you go to the club. Gotta waffle house.
Speaker 1: We're going to watch a house. We have a food
Speaker 1: foo house. But yeah, peaceful, nothing happens to you. You're
Speaker 1: going to out and you're making home at night. There's
Speaker 1: no violet. Nobody gets killed at the club. There's no shootout,
Speaker 1: there's no nothing, nothing happened. If you drop your phone
Speaker 1: a brooke, niggers gonna take your phone if you have phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm the nigger that took a pune the ship was
Speaker 1: hanging out. I'm like, you know, tell his followers and
Speaker 1: follow me, my nigga. No man, I'm saying besides that,
Speaker 1: nothing happens peaceful. It's definition of freedom, just like Haiti
Speaker 1: everywhere else or I mean Dominican public and the constable.
Speaker 1: Your one of the niggas wants some fucking money five
Speaker 1: dollars here and there at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna shoot. You're gonna watch because Andrew Takes said that,
Speaker 1: and he's now in human trafficking. He said that he
Speaker 1: pays off the cops in Romania. They didn't like that,
Speaker 1: and now he's in jail for human trafficking. They put
Speaker 1: him in jail for human trafficking. I didn't know that,
Speaker 1: but and sounds familiar. I don't know who is he? Right,
Speaker 1: he's the Instagram guy he's the TikTok guy. Yeah he
Speaker 1: from is he from Romania? I'd be thinking from Romanian.
Speaker 1: Here's the were the third world countries. People are underpaid
Speaker 1: and you know you gotta understand that. You know, hey,
Speaker 1: you and then the David co pull you over for speeding.
Speaker 1: You'd rather get a nigger ten dollars or you'd rather
Speaker 1: go to court exactly, motherfucker ticket ten dollars. Keep it moving.
Speaker 1: But you got your problems. That's what made my continent great.
Speaker 1: The cop pull you over, give him you got ten dollars.
Speaker 1: Help me? It works? Okay, all right, I've never been
Speaker 1: to Africa pro sec no country in Africa actually, but
Speaker 1: you know what Liberty City that she's like Africa Money.
Speaker 1: You've been there, You've been there, You've been there. African Carol,
Speaker 1: Carol Mark, Carol Mark, little Haiti is I forgot So
Speaker 1: if you wash to recommend you know, we heard Zimbabwe.
Speaker 1: He was to recommend a person go on vacation. I
Speaker 1: gotta go with where I know where I've been, Well,
Speaker 1: you know which is Ghana. You know I'm all my
Speaker 1: peace and love and Ghana will give you that piece
Speaker 1: of piece of mind. You know, keep your phone attached
Speaker 1: to you keep you there, w there, there's a marry
Speaker 1: out there. There's even more private hotels that like you
Speaker 1: know then I you know, like must people said Kepiskey.
Speaker 1: And then one of my good friends Buddy owns the
Speaker 1: hotel called the Number one Hotel. That's a nice hotel,
Speaker 1: one number one. Or you could like you could just
Speaker 1: get an N, B and B. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: nice homes out there to ramp. You have a ghana
Speaker 1: is a peaceful you could turn up all night party,
Speaker 1: eat good food, eat with your hands, I mean, and
Speaker 1: then it's a great place and it's not a tourist
Speaker 1: stuff to do, like the slave castle. Go fund that
Speaker 1: way how your people got hit. I don't want to go.
Speaker 1: It's it's we're not to go to tourists. I don't
Speaker 1: want to, but you know, just go and experience. Go
Speaker 1: know what your people went through that way? That way
Speaker 1: you appreciate everything that you have now like that, because
Speaker 1: I've seen you and your lady go through that. What's
Speaker 1: that Dave Chappelle, Yeah, he didn't went there. He went
Speaker 1: through that. And then there's a guy that'm speaking, but
Speaker 1: he had no accent. He was like this is where
Speaker 1: our brothers came through. And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was just like yeah, it's it's tough, but going
Speaker 1: to experience that anyway, just for the hell of it,
Speaker 1: you know. So yeah, go to the go to Ghana's peaceful.
Speaker 1: Don't get you know, they might touch about Nigeria here did,
Speaker 1: but Nigeria also turned up. But that's the most scammers
Speaker 1: in the world come from there, right Why I call
Speaker 1: them smart people? Hut, don't you goddamn Africa you're the
Speaker 1: dumbas and getting your money, motherfucker. If a Nigga email,
Speaker 1: you'll tell he's a prince that you want to put
Speaker 1: a hunter thousand on your account and you got said, no, okay,
Speaker 1: you're the dumb as. I want the hun grand in
Speaker 1: your pocket. They come up with this same because it's Nigeria,
Speaker 1: a real wealthy country. I mean, I think all Africa,
Speaker 1: all the Africans, but we have so much things, you know,
Speaker 1: to offer, like Nigeria has oy and Ghana has gold,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, we have a lot, you know.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you know, yeah, America is
Speaker 1: a scam. You know, they're just more acceptable scam that
Speaker 1: Nigga scammers. A scamera, you know, but I'm don't go
Speaker 1: up there. If a nigga email, you just blocked the nigga,
Speaker 1: don't send the five bands. If you're gonna, he'd tell
Speaker 1: his grandfather have twenty billion dollars you want to put
Speaker 1: on your account, tell him to put it in your account.
Speaker 1: But hold only. The closest thing that I've seen to
Speaker 1: Wakanda in real life has been Turs and kick Goes. Okay,
Speaker 1: tuch is nice where I've actually walked somebody used to
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes and I've actually walked down the block of
Speaker 1: beautiful homes and the people that this is you know,
Speaker 1: old school. So the people that was going to get
Speaker 1: their paper, I kept looking black people. I'm looking black people,
Speaker 1: and I was just looking millen or twenty million dollar
Speaker 1: houses and it was like it was like vibranium to me.
Speaker 1: Like I was just sitting there like it's like anywhere blacks.
Speaker 1: So the closest thing I ever seen to Wakonda was
Speaker 1: Turs and Kick Goes is their neighborhoods in Africa. Nig
Speaker 1: the whole Africas will on that because why I come home,
Speaker 1: come home? God is what conduct? But U no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the thing about Africa. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like mostly rich and poor, you know, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of rich people. It say, it's like West
Speaker 1: Palm super rich, super yeah, you know, and and and
Speaker 1: and I think that's the only thing we have to
Speaker 1: do with Africa is funding way to create a middle class,
Speaker 1: because that's what makes America great. The middle class is
Speaker 1: what keep this country going. See what I'm feeling. So
Speaker 1: once we figure out way not to be selfish and
Speaker 1: not keep all the money to ourselves, why the rich
Speaker 1: keeping himself? Finally with it, I share it. Get that
Speaker 1: middle class. The middle class what keep a country going
Speaker 1: and will be better than America. You know bad. You
Speaker 1: know that's that's that's time to come. It's gonna happen eventually, hopefully,
Speaker 1: you know, when I become president one day, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to create a middle class that goes b for me. Y'a. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get an apartment in Ghana. I just
Speaker 1: want you to get like something like a w type. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to buy the place there. I'm gonna you
Speaker 1: know what, it's the house in on my block, come
Speaker 1: and get it. Home houses I'm a condo guy. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel you over I got an I'll be thinking
Speaker 1: Jason's gonna come out condos. I can always be like
Speaker 1: they gotta see you like you know, how is this
Speaker 1: is creepy for me? Like the condo come with a
Speaker 1: fee money, it's security, right, you're gonna say yes, yes,
Speaker 1: holy ship, come on a listen. I don't know that
Speaker 1: you went back. That's your regular drink. That's my regular drink.
Speaker 1: Drink shot take shots were done. But let's go about
Speaker 1: dr Max getting kidnapped over there? Is that true? Where
Speaker 1: do you get kidnap? That's that's what the key o.
Speaker 1: That's something are totally different. They all get kidnapped over there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they trying to kick up the banks. Was it at nighttime?
Speaker 1: Because you know it might be you try to kick
Speaker 1: us up at nighttime, but you're gonna be practicing by know. Um,
Speaker 1: how about Paris? Paris? You know I was there one time,
Speaker 1: you know, when I went to Paris when I had
Speaker 1: to addline job and I gotta fly for free. That's
Speaker 1: the only time I want to pass. Only all of
Speaker 1: your cousins is there. Yeah? I heard that, but you
Speaker 1: know what they see Africa. We have a lot of
Speaker 1: English speaking countries. Those countries were all colonized by the British.
Speaker 1: Ghana was a colonize by British, Nigeria, Gambia, and then
Speaker 1: you got the French countries that were canonized by the
Speaker 1: Friends by Friends, Haiti, then you got out and then
Speaker 1: you got like Ivory Coast, you got Sending Goal, you
Speaker 1: have Togo, Yeah, Avrid Coast, Togo, um and those are
Speaker 1: all French free country speaking speaking countries u um. They
Speaker 1: ain't even thinking about a country that was like so
Speaker 1: now when the slaves were allowed to go back home,
Speaker 1: when they were when they were freed, and when somewhere
Speaker 1: allowed to go back to Africa, most of them went
Speaker 1: to Liberia. Liberians when most of the slaves went to
Speaker 1: in Liberia, and the capital of Liberia is Monrovia because
Speaker 1: the president at that time was Monrovia. That's why they
Speaker 1: named the capital after him. Yeah, Monrovia was a president
Speaker 1: of the United States when the slaves were allowed to
Speaker 1: go back president of the United States. If I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: it is I'm right, Google that Monrovia Monroe was the
Speaker 1: capital and over mean I'm drunk and double check that
Speaker 1: look as Monroe. Maybe something Monroe County got in Monroe
Speaker 1: w the president was Monroe was a president. And that's
Speaker 1: why they named the capital of Liberia Monrovia. Because when
Speaker 1: the slaves were a lot of go back, they all
Speaker 1: went back to Liberia. So Liberria is one of those
Speaker 1: countries that has a lot of slaves went back. And
Speaker 1: Liberria is a place where you see like a light
Speaker 1: skinned Liberria and you see your dog skin like the
Speaker 1: skin are the natives the other natives? And then light
Speaker 1: skin was where the light skin ones were called Conker people.
Speaker 1: They were called Kuno people because they had no tribe.
Speaker 1: They were from America. Then they were ex slaves and
Speaker 1: they didn't have no language and they have no tribe.
Speaker 1: They call them Conkok people, you know. And and the
Speaker 1: reason I know so much about Liberia libraries where I
Speaker 1: spend most of my African lives. I know a lot
Speaker 1: about Liberia. You know. That's serial little blood Seril that's
Speaker 1: right next to live area, not too far, you know.
Speaker 1: But every every every country in Africa has something like
Speaker 1: Berrian has rubber. You know a lot of rubbers came
Speaker 1: from Liberria, like fire stone. A lot of rubber was
Speaker 1: from Liberia. Ghana was used to be called the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: Ghana has gold, you know, Sera little has diamonds. Nigeria
Speaker 1: has oil. You know we have we have so much
Speaker 1: resources in our continent. But yeah, yeah, man, everybody new
Speaker 1: come home, man, come home music though, But you know
Speaker 1: what I have. I have a couple of songs. My
Speaker 1: first song I did was an afrobeat music called Mutumbo.
Speaker 1: Mutombo Supreme much what I called my dick. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I apologize. You know the kivin Mutumbo was tall and
Speaker 1: dark and block all the shots. And I no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. My dick was Mutumbo, tall, big and black
Speaker 1: and he blocked all the shots. So this song is
Speaker 1: called Mutumbo. I actually did with a Nigerian artist in
Speaker 1: Nigeria right before COVID. I actually shot this you know.
Speaker 1: Um we wrote this song and we shot the music
Speaker 1: video in Nigeria back in and then when I came
Speaker 1: back to l A, I'm like, oh sh this she was.
Speaker 1: She was hot. I'm like, I feel like I wrapp us.
Speaker 1: I did a song with He's got CAPG the cap gig.
Speaker 1: You don't cap G? Yeah, cap G and uh five Mike,
Speaker 1: you got to five Mike. Yeah from New York. So
Speaker 1: we did a song to guy to call um, I
Speaker 1: want you remix. Let's play my verse. The reason why
Speaker 1: we'll play my verse and uh and the reason why
Speaker 1: I want to play my verse because what I've noticed
Speaker 1: in America is like the the locker niggas up. Niggas
Speaker 1: are going to jail. Rappers are going to jail, and
Speaker 1: they are using their lyrics against them. Did you know that? Look?
Speaker 1: Look this is my this is my favorite advocate artist,
Speaker 1: Sock Asaki. He's a dude. He got his videos. He
Speaker 1: made videos like busting rhymes, let me see you come
Speaker 1: out here something. Yeah, I think I pulled the wrong nigga.
Speaker 1: Hold on, he signed with Ghazi, Remember I forgot his name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was dope. Get all the colors in the
Speaker 1: videos in my hair. His videos are so bright and
Speaker 1: different than all the rest. Saki, where is he from?
Speaker 1: What African nigga? What country? Motherfucker? You see this ship?
Speaker 1: Many the crazy sh is. I'm being funny with Quick,
Speaker 1: trying to be funny at least, right you ever like
Speaker 1: sit down at the bar and like you're speaking to
Speaker 1: somebody from Switzerland or Germany and something, And he'd be
Speaker 1: like they say to you, yeah, because you know when
Speaker 1: I went to the States, and you'll be looking at
Speaker 1: them like, all right, cool, what what states do you
Speaker 1: go to? The because when I went to Utah, man,
Speaker 1: you guys are out of control and you're like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, he went to Utah and you're basically the
Speaker 1: whole America. Let me tell you this to me, the
Speaker 1: astar the NBA All Star is a YouTube this year.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm gonna sit this one out my knee
Speaker 1: in Arizona. That's the I will be there. I will
Speaker 1: be at the game and I will be flying with
Speaker 1: my wings. That will keep Utah for All Star weekend
Speaker 1: this year. I'm I'm gonna sit this one out. I'm
Speaker 1: staying out for the Mermaids. Okay, I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you going I had a great time in Utah.
Speaker 1: I bet in Utah because I'm very good friends with
Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert and he was with the Utah Jazz at
Speaker 1: that time. I went there a few times. Hug Out
Speaker 1: Will Heap went to the game. I had a great
Speaker 1: time in Utah. First time I went to Utah was
Speaker 1: going to something called the Impact Convention and it was
Speaker 1: in Vegas. It was in Vegas or Reno, Nevada. You
Speaker 1: couldn't get there without connecting, So it's crazy. I still there.
Speaker 1: I connected. It was definitely it was definitely my come up.
Speaker 1: So it's definitely something not right that then I was
Speaker 1: so mad because Foxy Brown, Mace uh cameeron and everyone
Speaker 1: that just jumped off the plane and they just jumped
Speaker 1: on the next plane, obviously for six hours in Utah
Speaker 1: talking to the motherfucker's with with cowboys just at the airport. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just in the airport because I I didn't know about connectors.
Speaker 1: I just like, all right, cool, this is the easiest
Speaker 1: way to get there. And I felt in love with
Speaker 1: Uta all that day. Came alone, was still on the team. Damn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like calm a little bad motherfucker. I started talking white
Speaker 1: and everything and this was a black polk. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: So so what's the next for Michael blacks Man? You
Speaker 1: did it? We know, we know what we spoke about
Speaker 1: the stand up, which we're all waiting for. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's on this way. I actually had to zoom right.
Speaker 1: We'll talking about that later. Like I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I can't talk much about it. And get mad at me.
Speaker 1: But it stand ups on this way, the TV shows
Speaker 1: on this way. I'm touring their countries, you know, just
Speaker 1: follow me on. I g at Michael Blacks and for
Speaker 1: those who went to a public school, I spell it
Speaker 1: for you. It's m I C H A L B
Speaker 1: L A c K. So and uh, you know, I think,
Speaker 1: like I said, we're the error of being African everything.
Speaker 1: My Africa is shining right now for my music. Even
Speaker 1: like I said, soccer is coming back, you know, so
Speaker 1: as soccer is coming back. So you know, I actually
Speaker 1: started like my little soccer League of the villages because
Speaker 1: you know, we call it soccer, we call it football,
Speaker 1: but you know call it soccer, soccer, ball, football. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm you know, I'm I'm gonna start a management
Speaker 1: team where I'm gonna try to discover the hottest football
Speaker 1: soccer players in my continent, you know. And also like
Speaker 1: Afro beat is men of hottest thing right now, is
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm putting a team together to put the best
Speaker 1: do affrib artists together. So I have a lot of
Speaker 1: it going on. Man, damn man, let's let's make some
Speaker 1: noise for that man. Not a question. You ever met Tims? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know what. I actually met her. I named. I
Speaker 1: met her briefly at the BT Awards. Was she wanted
Speaker 1: award and none? It was at the Hipop It wasn't
Speaker 1: l a. It was a man one not the hip
Speaker 1: hop award. Yeah, it was last and the last BT Awards,
Speaker 1: like she wanted tried to identify with you. He's like
Speaker 1: that didn't that You gonna tell about Timberlans the shoes
Speaker 1: but now but shout out to it just Afrobat period time.
Speaker 1: You are absolutely correct, But let me just be clear
Speaker 1: bringing it back to how we just started this interview.
Speaker 1: You saying how you had to come to America and
Speaker 1: fit in and you know, you know, even to say
Speaker 1: African wasn't good Like even when you was, you know,
Speaker 1: working for Dominoes, they thought she was a Jamaican king,
Speaker 1: African king. For now, for it to go full circle,
Speaker 1: for now, it's to be like yo, the number one, um,
Speaker 1: what's that ship? Um? Being my wife day um Um.
Speaker 1: I don't want no other body. I could't sink that
Speaker 1: to my wife. If we could just like, I love that.
Speaker 1: If I tell you say I love you baby. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: it to go from African booty scratching. Non't know this
Speaker 1: is real ship because he know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know, he know Hollywood, he know the trainer. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Alright, cool right, cool bad? But he claims
Speaker 1: you but us Okay, so I'll claiming toobod. I just
Speaker 1: don't know what, but for it, let me see him,
Speaker 1: you know, because at the time, again, it was being Jamaican.
Speaker 1: Jamaican was the Caribbean thing at the time, and then
Speaker 1: you know, slowly but surely even Haitians gravitated towards it.
Speaker 1: But Africa was kind of like the lowest of the low.
Speaker 1: And we don't know if that was because we was brainwashed,
Speaker 1: because the school system made us feel like, I don't
Speaker 1: love the motherland. If you love the motherland and you
Speaker 1: love yourself, so don't love the motherland. So we don't
Speaker 1: know if it was from the schools or whatever, but
Speaker 1: from it to go from there, from the African booty scratches,
Speaker 1: like I kept listening to your interviews and kept going
Speaker 1: through and I was like you repeated that so much,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, I remember me calling my
Speaker 1: African friends African boo know, but it was but I
Speaker 1: followed what I saw what I saw that, and I
Speaker 1: was hearing the interviews with you, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, that's crazy and for it to go full
Speaker 1: flash because also I'm black and Puerto Rican, right, So
Speaker 1: when I remember bringing Puerto Rican or or Latino music
Speaker 1: to my black friends and they'd been like this guy,
Speaker 1: and now they're all up, bad bunny to take a
Speaker 1: selfie and take yourself and and vice versa. You know,
Speaker 1: I remember doing the same thing with hip hop and
Speaker 1: bringing them while they listening to you know, uh Tito
Speaker 1: Prinss and uh Manudo. I like, listen to MLP, listen
Speaker 1: to Gang Stunnards after that, listen the Gang Star, listen
Speaker 1: the MLP, and I remember them and now they can't listen.
Speaker 1: So this is this is my question for you. Is
Speaker 1: you being the product of that people like making fun
Speaker 1: of this culture that we're actually from and to see
Speaker 1: it go through sixty how does it feel? What was
Speaker 1: the first? That's a two park question. How does it feel? One?
Speaker 1: And then two? What was the first afrobeat record that
Speaker 1: you heard. It was like, oh, we're here now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the best feeling in the world, man. And then
Speaker 1: thinking about it, I knew one day the world would
Speaker 1: notice our talent and it will be our time, Like
Speaker 1: everybody got the time to shine. I think the first one,
Speaker 1: you know. And I'm not gonna take all the credit,
Speaker 1: but I know for a fact. You know, when I
Speaker 1: noticed a song by Divo, it was if so, if
Speaker 1: I tell you say, I love you, my buddy, my buddy. Maybe.
Speaker 1: So when I heard that song, I started playing it.
Speaker 1: First off, let's all be quiet and give a rest
Speaker 1: in peace, silence, moment of silence, his son that passed
Speaker 1: up correct give him everyone about their head and show
Speaker 1: that man that loves the pieces son, Vito Son. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so when I heard a song, I played it in
Speaker 1: my car. I go on, I g live and you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm probably one of the persons that Babe
Speaker 1: afrobeat popular took my black audience. He's with Augeria, He's
Speaker 1: like Gilian. So once I heard that, and then Algerian
Speaker 1: Prince Son that they was talking about on the scam um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The video is a rich family, his dad.
Speaker 1: I heard his dad is very rich. I'm not what
Speaker 1: he gonna do, but he might be the scamper nigging
Speaker 1: from the shot to Vito, you know, very good friend
Speaker 1: of mine. He's been to my home, We've talked, we've
Speaker 1: hung out, you know, and they all appreciate what I've
Speaker 1: done for the culture, you know, because I think I'm
Speaker 1: probably one of those guys that babe afrobeat popular. When
Speaker 1: I started listening to them, I stop played a bit
Speaker 1: of my card and I played by the rate. I played,
Speaker 1: I g whatever I'm gonna live, I played it, played
Speaker 1: it for the past. For Africa, Oh definitely, man. I
Speaker 1: always you know, I always never. I always loved and
Speaker 1: believe in my country, my continent, and I figure it
Speaker 1: is a meta. I never fake. I never try to
Speaker 1: change for nobody. You know. I always wrapped my whole continent.
Speaker 1: And I'm finally we're getting our just do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? It is a flowers, that's right, man.
Speaker 1: And I'm just glad and so much talent and my
Speaker 1: whole continent and and you know, and now that I
Speaker 1: think I came to America and I've made it in
Speaker 1: this country, this country there's the hardest thing to do, man,
Speaker 1: come to America and make it. It's almost especially come
Speaker 1: from another country. So my whole continent is looking for
Speaker 1: is looking up to me because of that. That's why
Speaker 1: I decided us type this management company and showed us
Speaker 1: other talent you know that we have, especially in my
Speaker 1: continent and across the world as well, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. But yeah, I think the video was probably
Speaker 1: the first all this it's song if but you know,
Speaker 1: after me going way back to like uh guys like
Speaker 1: Peace Quas James, you know, I mean, I was more
Speaker 1: like go back to the you know, the African guys
Speaker 1: that started in you know. But at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, Man, it's funnily the world has recognized that
Speaker 1: Big Black is great. And it's so crazy because it's
Speaker 1: not that it's been recognized. James Brown, Michael Jackson, all
Speaker 1: of these people are African. But what's so crazy is
Speaker 1: it made it in the US, which is where you
Speaker 1: make it at. But it's so crazy that it made
Speaker 1: it here for so long. But now it's all took
Speaker 1: all this time to get back to the motherland. But
Speaker 1: you know serious, I'm just serious. I'm talking about we're
Speaker 1: talking about music as far as this, but the music
Speaker 1: is seeing the music going back to the motherland where
Speaker 1: the people, people that actually from there are getting the credit.
Speaker 1: Meaning as far as time has passed. Okay, people, you
Speaker 1: know we're in America, but we were not really from here.
Speaker 1: You get where I'm coming from. They you especially I
Speaker 1: was born man, but we're getting what I'm saying. In
Speaker 1: his life. I think your mother said if you go
Speaker 1: to hat you know what's so crazy? I got a
Speaker 1: mother that everything you said today. My mother started working
Speaker 1: at seven years old, never went to school the day
Speaker 1: in their life. Born nineteen thirty. Wow, still alive with me?
Speaker 1: Give it up for that real stop. But guess what
Speaker 1: I know my mom if she's born in mother nay
Speaker 1: two years old? How is she? What is she? She's
Speaker 1: gonna be ninety three this year? Wow? But she never
Speaker 1: went to school. Teum listen mother new Burger king when
Speaker 1: he was just a priss but driving test on a
Speaker 1: dinosaur again. I like it. I like it when God said,
Speaker 1: let that what he said everything is true, and it's
Speaker 1: like I like where you know where now? You know?
Speaker 1: Like a person like though Tim's you didn't hear that
Speaker 1: coming from Africa music, that's what so, but we've been
Speaker 1: doing it even you you got you not the country
Speaker 1: I've been I think you're making I ain't. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, I think it a lot of if a
Speaker 1: lot of those Africa all this or whoever whatever backgrounded
Speaker 1: where connected way, a lot of them were so ashamed
Speaker 1: because we didn't Africans weren't getting in love right now.
Speaker 1: If they would have claimed their continent or that country,
Speaker 1: they would have the country behind them. You know, a
Speaker 1: lot of people didn't even know what Africans like you
Speaker 1: didn't rebobly know why they was Nigerian. Did you you
Speaker 1: knew that? Did you know that face? Okay? But like me,
Speaker 1: you know, I think if he was that, but he
Speaker 1: might be like I think if the whole world really
Speaker 1: knew while it was Nigerian and it was another guy.
Speaker 1: You know. You point I'm making meaning, I don't care
Speaker 1: who you are. If you're you're from somewhere true the Motherland,
Speaker 1: and so you've always been attached that's American, that's American.
Speaker 1: But now it's trickled all the way down that people
Speaker 1: who are really from the Motherland, they're just as big
Speaker 1: as they're getting there, just do. But we've been doing it.
Speaker 1: It's been doing it. But that's why I tell you
Speaker 1: it's you have to But it's your time. It's your time.
Speaker 1: When God says your time, there's no stopping it. And
Speaker 1: right there is our time. It's the best time to
Speaker 1: be Africa. Oh it's God. But right now, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a lot of time, our time to shine. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be president. Did that's right? Let me see it?
Speaker 1: See it? Hey? Man? Is that is that the weak
Speaker 1: he wrapped up this whole time? Yes, it's called it's
Speaker 1: the supreme lead for the supreme leader? Would you be
Speaker 1: a dictator if you take over? And I think, I
Speaker 1: think to be a leader you have to really care
Speaker 1: about the people. You know, Like I go home and
Speaker 1: I look around him, like I see somebody walking on
Speaker 1: the street. I always say, Tom, stuff, guy, where's this
Speaker 1: guy going to? When's he does in the daytime? You
Speaker 1: have to really care about the people. And that's why
Speaker 1: something I feel like I might have this presidential ship
Speaker 1: in me, you know what I mean. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, because I really care about the people. I
Speaker 1: care about their little kids, I care about their dogs,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And you know, and I
Speaker 1: think that's important once you start caring and and beneve
Speaker 1: or not as much as we talked about America. You know,
Speaker 1: America became successful because Americans are givers. You know, they care,
Speaker 1: They they do somehow you know, they do somehow care.
Speaker 1: I don't care for arsons, you know, but you know,
Speaker 1: I think to be a great leader, you gotta give.
Speaker 1: You gotta be selfless. You gotta care about the people
Speaker 1: are on the streets and the people every day, like
Speaker 1: you know, you sit down there to watch everybody, like,
Speaker 1: where's this guy going, what's he doing? Who's this? And
Speaker 1: that's how I feel sometimes. I feel like when I
Speaker 1: go home, I'm like I just look at everybody on
Speaker 1: the streets and back, where's this guy going to? What
Speaker 1: is he? You know, what is he doing for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm always worried about people. And I think that's
Speaker 1: what the true leader is. Man. You care about the
Speaker 1: common people and everybody else. And you always you always
Speaker 1: don't ever think you're bigger than life. You always you
Speaker 1: should always go back and live a common life. I
Speaker 1: could go back and live a come of life. I
Speaker 1: would go ahead and beat the food food on with
Speaker 1: the steak and eat with my hands and hanging the
Speaker 1: village and do all of that. You have to feel
Speaker 1: the people. And that's what a true leader is. So
Speaker 1: when you say, like go back to Africa, go to Ghana, right,
Speaker 1: I got a friend that's to the right of me,
Speaker 1: and I heard him on the phone. Heard him on
Speaker 1: the phone one day talking to his friend and he's like, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: he said, I did speak to you for a couple
Speaker 1: of days. Said yeah, I was hiding out. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get kidnapped as I was going to my
Speaker 1: house in Haiti, Like it doesn't sound like a place
Speaker 1: I wanted to go. It is, So you know what
Speaker 1: I did go to head this twice. Um, I did,
Speaker 1: like you had a good time. I did like benefits
Speaker 1: shows doing a hurricane. I had like two. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fun I did to the Lord that he
Speaker 1: get hurricane you at the worst place the best time.
Speaker 1: I had a friend that I hatian friend that I
Speaker 1: lost doing this second hurricane. You know, I got from
Speaker 1: being let rest in peace, you know. But like um,
Speaker 1: sometimes and you know it's so tough because his friend
Speaker 1: that's trying to go back, he stacked his money up
Speaker 1: he did the American Dream and he went back to Haiti.
Speaker 1: But what he has to do is before he goes
Speaker 1: to his house, has to hide out to make sure
Speaker 1: the rebels. Actually he has to two and a half
Speaker 1: three hours out of the way when it just takes
Speaker 1: something that's like two seconds from the airport, just to
Speaker 1: make sure round the capital for the prince well and
Speaker 1: think towers, just to go to avoid you know what,
Speaker 1: it's called street smart, motherfucker street smart. He don't wants
Speaker 1: to do to survive it just you know, it's just
Speaker 1: it's like you have to know what survibe. You know
Speaker 1: what it's like. You know, like when you go to
Speaker 1: certain cities of America to perform. You know whether you're
Speaker 1: going to Detroit, you gotta do you put to check in, right,
Speaker 1: you puts to check in with the with the real niggas.
Speaker 1: All that's started from Africa, man, all that ship started
Speaker 1: from We start out checking in, checking it in, baby,
Speaker 1: we have to check check we African check in. Okay.
Speaker 1: I built the school in. I built the school in
Speaker 1: the village to make sure up my school and everything's
Speaker 1: cool and everything saved the kids on good. Nobody bothers,
Speaker 1: nobody you check in with the chiefs. This and hate
Speaker 1: how you gotta check in with the chiefs checking with
Speaker 1: the chiefs? Nigger me and a chieves our best friend,
Speaker 1: I'll checked in with the chief. You know. You might
Speaker 1: call it extortion. I call it ship checking in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the chief got gonna follow that guy. I went, you know,
Speaker 1: before the day before the opening ceremony. You know, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I got checking with the chief. I drove straight to
Speaker 1: the chiefs Palas. You know all the queen mothers around,
Speaker 1: you know, had about queen mothers. These are the mother
Speaker 1: queen mothers. Yeah, these are the people that runs the cheat,
Speaker 1: that runs the village, that particularly village, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And it's just it's just a matter of
Speaker 1: showing respect. You know. I went up there with like
Speaker 1: five envelopes, you know, throwing a little something break Brad.
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, when many people in the village finished,
Speaker 1: I just want to know, so we gonna how many
Speaker 1: people I broke bread with? Not at all, I mean
Speaker 1: the population, you know, But that is a village where
Speaker 1: I built my school. You know. I also actually started
Speaker 1: like my um my own little soccer tournament in the
Speaker 1: village like this is my village when my mother was born.
Speaker 1: This is where like I want to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna me to want to take over this particular village
Speaker 1: one day, you know, And hold on, I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want them to get away from
Speaker 1: what he was saying. But nigga, if I want four wives,
Speaker 1: I want to be a chief nigger. I need this
Speaker 1: gonna to verify me and I'm good, but you know
Speaker 1: I don't want four wives. My ladies not going for
Speaker 1: that ship, you know. But but now it's just matter
Speaker 1: just short respect and everything. And make sure that this
Speaker 1: thing started back in Africa. Man, all this ship happened
Speaker 1: in America with the hood and checking in with niggas.
Speaker 1: It started in the fucking village. If you want to,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go bluss the group, right what who caught them? Chiefs? Motherfucker? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want the chiefs. It's just sorr respect, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Hey, you, I'm gonna come in and
Speaker 1: I want to make some things happen. I wanna make
Speaker 1: sure we're good. I'm gonna make sure you make sure
Speaker 1: my village, my school is protected. To make sure that
Speaker 1: you know, everything is good. And that's what it's all about.
Speaker 1: It just managed respect to the people that run the
Speaker 1: city to run that this no, no, this nigga chief.
Speaker 1: My village is actually young nigga probably like early forties,
Speaker 1: late thirties. Young. You know, he just became the chief
Speaker 1: and we clicked right away. We kept cool. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He knew what he was. They got TVs, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: they got TVs. Man, this motherfucker like, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta nigger. You want to land, you better check on
Speaker 1: the chiefs didntgas didn't want to run. You say this. Now,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit more than that. My village a
Speaker 1: little bit more. It's a little bit more than that.
Speaker 1: I'm not I mean, I'll probably give it. Maybe I
Speaker 1: want to send me. And how do you pick the
Speaker 1: people that's to get in your school? Well that was
Speaker 1: you know, so my goal was to pick the less
Speaker 1: fortunate kids because mine is a school there's gonna be free,
Speaker 1: even though you know by people that ever I go,
Speaker 1: I like the poor. So I had hired hire consultant
Speaker 1: to interview the parents and interview and you know, and
Speaker 1: we found out, Okay, where do your school, where do
Speaker 1: your kids go to school. Last. If you name a
Speaker 1: certain school like that's a Catholic school, you have money.
Speaker 1: Stop playing. Let's get the less fortunate kids. Let's get
Speaker 1: the last. You know that My goal was to get
Speaker 1: the less fortunate kids that would come to the school
Speaker 1: for free. You know what I mean. So, um, the
Speaker 1: school is called Michael Blacks and Academy is up and running.
Speaker 1: You know. I get a report every day. Um, it
Speaker 1: just started in January. So I just actually made my
Speaker 1: first payment for the month. You know where I'm me.
Speaker 1: I provide uniforms for these kids, teachers, lunch books, everything
Speaker 1: for them. All they got. The only thing that got
Speaker 1: paid for lunch free food, nigger food was that's I
Speaker 1: don't want too much message food. We know we're keeping
Speaker 1: it light with some jelly rise and then light ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But I told my kids
Speaker 1: the only thing they have to pay for is pay
Speaker 1: attention to the teachers. The ship. I'm taking a shot
Speaker 1: for that. Anything that's worked, we do a little shots.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you how the fun I keep being shots?
Speaker 1: Nobody bringing this ship here? This ship just appears. Are
Speaker 1: you into foodoo? Motherfucker? Let me just tell you something bro. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Buddha comes from Africa. Whodo comes from Africa. That's exactly
Speaker 1: where it comes from. The origin and all that. But
Speaker 1: you know what it's I don't believe in it. I
Speaker 1: don't believe. That's my opinion. With FOODO. Okay, and long good.
Speaker 1: Like you know I was, I was raised godly. I
Speaker 1: fear God. I know God personally and my thing. As
Speaker 1: long as you believe in your God. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, don't go to people wrong. People put FOODO
Speaker 1: on you if you do something wrong. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. When you do something, you do something wrong.
Speaker 1: Some people like me. Let me tell you something. I've
Speaker 1: had the same phone number since nine. I'm not running
Speaker 1: from nobody. I don't owe nobody no money. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And if you call me, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you think I push motherfucker text me? Who is this?
Speaker 1: I have no reason to hide. I don't. I've never
Speaker 1: done nobody wrong, thank God. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just that's just me period. So long
Speaker 1: as you don't do nobody wrong, nothing nothing should bother
Speaker 1: you do not. You believe in God and you like
Speaker 1: you want to nobody live to go wrong. You're living free.
Speaker 1: They might do something. It's just a fucking haters. And
Speaker 1: that's it because Mike is I don't do nothing wrong
Speaker 1: to know about people. When good people be good, I
Speaker 1: might roast you online. That's it, guys. Like a mistake
Speaker 1: with words the landmaker were mistake with us? Is that
Speaker 1: Beijing and the curls that Juicus and berries, the actual
Speaker 1: Juicus and berries. This is coming to American money, guys,
Speaker 1: and they got no heads. Look at its hand like
Speaker 1: a buster of condom. Look at you guys that when
Speaker 1: it came, I'm done waiting for you got look like
Speaker 1: justin Timber River like this, look the rock if he
Speaker 1: was the stone. But you know I love it. Thicks glasses, Jesus,
Speaker 1: come and tell me right there on the spine, keep going.
Speaker 1: We got back there like brought Molly with a concussion.
Speaker 1: I like all your up online. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: something that's something I was studying because I study all
Speaker 1: your material. But it's something that was really really special
Speaker 1: about you on wilding Out and it was the improv.
Speaker 1: And to me, comedians is great when they could sit
Speaker 1: down and write their material. But if you can't be
Speaker 1: like like Dad, and it was. I think you called
Speaker 1: DC Young Fly a thug and a nerd at the
Speaker 1: same time. I fell this fuck out, I said, and
Speaker 1: you got talking the nerve you're gonna rob me or
Speaker 1: email me? So so how how is that? Because one
Speaker 1: of my favorite shows it was called Curb Your Enthusiasm
Speaker 1: and what they say about Curby enthusiasms, you give you
Speaker 1: a basic of it and you have to improv. To me,
Speaker 1: that's as a natural talent, you know what. That's why
Speaker 1: most great comedians, Uh, it's a gift from God. You know.
Speaker 1: You could try to practice to be a comedian, you know,
Speaker 1: but when you got to give from God naturally, there's
Speaker 1: no there's no turning back, there's nothing. You know. It's
Speaker 1: a natural gift. And I think that's what I have.
Speaker 1: I think God give me this gift and I just
Speaker 1: it just comes naturally. Now, Michael, you know who was
Speaker 1: like that? Marlon Ways? Remember one you can just Way
Speaker 1: and we we we every time we interview them, are
Speaker 1: a c broke Like it was just something like just
Speaker 1: just up, yes, because we know we got the African mother.
Speaker 1: But let me just say you something, bro Um, I
Speaker 1: really appreciate you. I really deserve I think you deserve
Speaker 1: your flowers. What you're doing is unpresidented. I don't know
Speaker 1: no other African comedian that could come hang with the Africans,
Speaker 1: hang with the quote unquote Americans quote unquote the white
Speaker 1: people quote unquote, and be and everyone. It's like you
Speaker 1: the Bob Molly a comedy. What I'm saying everybody, what
Speaker 1: I mean by that is, for some reason, if you
Speaker 1: play Bob Molly in any crowd, no one will ever
Speaker 1: be offended. And you're like that kind of guy like you,
Speaker 1: even you push race, but you push you to the
Speaker 1: to the to the to the extent where you don't
Speaker 1: offend somebody. But you're pointing out the fact that's funny
Speaker 1: about that, right, Definitely, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to pick that up. I wanted to pick
Speaker 1: you up, period, give you your flowers like we did,
Speaker 1: and tell you face to face, man and man, how
Speaker 1: much we appreciate you. And you know this because um
Speaker 1: you are you are staple, you all icon And it
Speaker 1: was something that I wanted to tell Dave Chappelle, um
Speaker 1: weeks after uh he had the attack happened on him
Speaker 1: and men I was actually did when it happened let's
Speaker 1: let me say my little partner, let's get to that. So,
Speaker 1: um So, what I told Dave at the time, David
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I don't feel like because remember
Speaker 1: Matt shootings had happened right after and I was and
Speaker 1: they was like, you know, I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 1: because we're celebrating on drink Champs. He was like, so
Speaker 1: I don't want to kind of celebrate that why this
Speaker 1: is happening. And I was like, Dave, You're right, But
Speaker 1: I was like, if we based it upon that, will
Speaker 1: never drop the episode because this is a mass shooting
Speaker 1: every fucking So I'm saying to what I say to you, Dave,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it to you is during the pandemic
Speaker 1: and during life, we need to laugh. I'm give a
Speaker 1: funk how serious this person is. So I can't do this.
Speaker 1: I can't look at the joke and not eleven. But
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying that eleven is a joke. Let
Speaker 1: me just be clear. But we salute people like yall
Speaker 1: who can make us laugh through that. You understand what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like we all live the most blessed person here.
Speaker 1: You could look at the most richest person here hope. So,
Speaker 1: but if it's not, if it's not m we all
Speaker 1: need to laugh. Like the most serious person in the
Speaker 1: world is probably the most boringest person in the world.
Speaker 1: Like I need to laugh. I sincerely believe that's why,
Speaker 1: Like me and my wife is still together to this day.
Speaker 1: It's like when I'm just alone with me and her
Speaker 1: and she'll do something funny like jump out of bed
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, you almost bust your ass now,
Speaker 1: so you know what I mean, and just laugh at her.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's I feel like comedy is
Speaker 1: the savior for the world. So not only you, but
Speaker 1: especially to you, I want to pick up because during
Speaker 1: that pandemic, you know, um you guys coming online and
Speaker 1: just roasting each other and just getting on it meant
Speaker 1: a lot. And uh, moving forward, I don't want comedians
Speaker 1: to dumb their thing down. Yeah, younger, I was never dumb,
Speaker 1: damn for nobody, you know. And like I said, you know,
Speaker 1: America has to come and set me for who I am.
Speaker 1: And if I think it finally, are so everything that
Speaker 1: you hope for Mike to happen. For Mike, it's funny
Speaker 1: about to happen because they realized that Mike is not
Speaker 1: gonna change for no fucking body. Yeah, but what hold on?
Speaker 1: And I'm in there with this, Okay, how many shots
Speaker 1: I took to by the way, look I took more
Speaker 1: than you. She gave you a new cup, the same
Speaker 1: two cups. Oh yeah, yeah, that's how I gotta determine
Speaker 1: how how how much you had is what I had? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How much of? Yeah? Yeah, you probably this means I
Speaker 1: got Britty Spears. Give me the same fucking cup. Pretty spears,
Speaker 1: whoever she is kept coming back here. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you, we always asked you for this. I've never
Speaker 1: made princes of Michael Jackson. Okay, I met, I didn't meet.
Speaker 1: I saw Michael Jackson on two occasions. Okay, first occasion
Speaker 1: was at the BT. It was thatybody got to see
Speaker 1: him before I was there at the show. Take on
Speaker 1: to Michael Jackson. So I'm pretty cool with Teddy Riley.
Speaker 1: You know, Teddy Riley did a lot of songs with
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, and I was and I had a buddy
Speaker 1: named link Brand who was even more cooler with Teddy.
Speaker 1: And at that moment, Teddy was in a studio with
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. This is UM. I don't know what year.
Speaker 1: This was definitely before he died. It wasn't after he
Speaker 1: died again, hopefully that means I'm dead. But it was
Speaker 1: in the studio. Teddy was doing UM producing something with
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, and I remember sitting in the way in
Speaker 1: the area right and then Michael Jackson was in the studio.
Speaker 1: So now, for some reason, Michael Jackson did not like
Speaker 1: to be seen the well not he had a mask on.
Speaker 1: He's just like, let's say, this is a way in
Speaker 1: the area. Okay, this is a studio, this is a bathroom.
Speaker 1: When Michael Jackson went to the bathroom from the studio,
Speaker 1: there's two niggers that had a big board that followed him.
Speaker 1: So people in the area, I want to look at him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's why I peeped him. So that was a
Speaker 1: that was a second no. No, I mean I was like,
Speaker 1: pee my o right there because his curls was coming out.
Speaker 1: He had the baby hair and everything. So that's that's
Speaker 1: that's a clothes I ever got to beat Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Some nigger would passed. Some walked back with a board
Speaker 1: with two guys holding the board, so you don't look
Speaker 1: at him. I'm like, okay, I sell him and sorry
Speaker 1: about that? By bad? And then how about Prince never
Speaker 1: met friends? Um, Prince just I just I would thing
Speaker 1: about it. I went to almost every BT Awards and
Speaker 1: I saw Points perform and one of the awards. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. It ass out. Now his as wasn't out,
Speaker 1: he had they were both covered. No ass cheeks out?
Speaker 1: Is it? You're gonna act like his ring wasn't playlist?
Speaker 1: My playlist is so bad for man. By the way,
Speaker 1: why do you still got a ring tone? It's not
Speaker 1: an It wasn't ring. I love my African music. Man,
Speaker 1: you got a ring ring tone? Nigger? I'm thinking, what
Speaker 1: the toes? Just say? You gotta have to keep the
Speaker 1: ring tones open. I'm the only Ni guy they're gonna
Speaker 1: have a real ring said, you're that important? No man?
Speaker 1: For real? Man, Now, what is the nationality of your lady?
Speaker 1: Uh right, she's Cambodian. I smoke that weed. Said that
Speaker 1: I smoke Cambodian weed. That's weed. I swear to god,
Speaker 1: you know that was a real place. Like until you
Speaker 1: just said that. Just then me up because because Nia
Speaker 1: come see me, don't just that Cambodian. That was like,
Speaker 1: that sounds good. I never really kind of knew. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. It's crazy that near Philippines. You gotta be right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it is right next to what country is
Speaker 1: next to you world Vietnama? All right, I was I
Speaker 1: was close in my my vision. But you guys had
Speaker 1: a war with what country was that? Cambodia. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: who you when you had to eat becoming a sight.
Speaker 1: It's Cambodians. Cambodian for real. It's like a civil war. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't thing that happened a lot in the continent.
Speaker 1: It's been a lot of civil wars. Like Nigga's always
Speaker 1: fighting each other. We're not gonna fight, real, bitch. You
Speaker 1: guys don't fight other countries. They fight each other. But
Speaker 1: then that's one thing I could say about Ghana. Ghana
Speaker 1: has never had a civil war. Almost every other country
Speaker 1: in Africa has had a civil war where a certain
Speaker 1: tribe fighting another tribe, or the west side fight the
Speaker 1: east side. You know, Beghana has never had a civil war.
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know much about that. I
Speaker 1: know Nigeria back in the day that evil people fought
Speaker 1: evil for the EuroBOSS or whatever. So evil was the
Speaker 1: East and then for the Yoba. Liberria there's a civil
Speaker 1: war that destroyed half of the country from no. Liberria
Speaker 1: is like where the slaves went back to when they
Speaker 1: were a lot of be free. There was a big
Speaker 1: civil war and then you got out. Then Joseph Coney
Speaker 1: was from like was that you was that Libya? You're
Speaker 1: gonna cony Coney. I still don't got my Coney shirts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I paid for the you know, so I did a movie.
Speaker 1: I did my own independent movie, and I'm gonna redo
Speaker 1: this movie. It was it was called Coney Montana. Oh,
Speaker 1: Coney Montana. So I played, Uh, you've got that right.
Speaker 1: So a lot of a lot of these countries that
Speaker 1: were always like civil wars, it's in their own country.
Speaker 1: And you were a real thug, fight another motherfucker. Don't
Speaker 1: fight the niggers. I'm fighting on who was trying to
Speaker 1: be like Coney a little bit Chapel for real, because
Speaker 1: I remember Coney was was was getting doing interviews and
Speaker 1: then l Chapo of course of Sean Penn and the
Speaker 1: chick Chopo did the interview like Coney and got caught.
Speaker 1: Take some shot from me being scientific. That was scientific
Speaker 1: right there. That was scientific, even though it made no
Speaker 1: sense at all. I just needed me to take a shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how does civil war work? Yeah, and you know we
Speaker 1: didn't wait to. I just wanted it's just like works
Speaker 1: work in Jamaica disagreement. Hold On is in the disagreement
Speaker 1: and Jamaica the bloods and it's Dominicans and the Democrats
Speaker 1: and political Democrats and Republicans and Jamaica. You know that
Speaker 1: the bloods and Crypts are Democrats and Republicans and Jamaica.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. And then be each other and they'd
Speaker 1: be in the government support go ahead, blood, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Well the question was that's a more military when he's
Speaker 1: talking about like it's not going now, but it's over there,
Speaker 1: it's not like civil war. It's pretty much. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it has sometimes its tribes versus tribe or you
Speaker 1: know the certain part for a certain part. I think
Speaker 1: with Nigeria, you know, I was it was like um,
Speaker 1: the East versus the West, and the East wanted to
Speaker 1: be their own country and the West was not. The
Speaker 1: West was not allowed to have that ship happened, and
Speaker 1: that's called be up fro out war, you know that
Speaker 1: was like um and then Liberrier. You know, it was
Speaker 1: more like the conquer I want to say, the natives
Speaker 1: against the conquer. The conquer were like the ones like
Speaker 1: cam came back and then the natives. Right, So it's
Speaker 1: always different things, but it's always always it's in the country.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily it's something it could be. Sometimes it is
Speaker 1: a civilian. It could be the civilian, but that's a military.
Speaker 1: It's so many different because back in the day military
Speaker 1: means back in the day, back in the day in Africa,
Speaker 1: in most countries, like let's say, before they came up
Speaker 1: with these now they have a four years or six
Speaker 1: years president where you get to like term prior to term,
Speaker 1: these niggas being off as long as it was twenty
Speaker 1: years and then and then all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: military like this nigga is en up with all the money.
Speaker 1: He's getting fat because Africa, Africa, you're faster, sign it's good. Africa,
Speaker 1: you're fat, it means you're getting rich. In America, when
Speaker 1: your fat, it means you're obese, you're on welfare, you ugly.
Speaker 1: In Africa is totally different. So when Africa, when you're
Speaker 1: getting fati I didn't. They are getting rich and get
Speaker 1: all the money. And then if I'm whoever knocked the
Speaker 1: niggas off, whoever knocking off take over. So things have changed.
Speaker 1: Now you know now that almost every country he has
Speaker 1: like a four year term. I know, like Barrier has
Speaker 1: a six year term. So now you know, nobody stays
Speaker 1: there longer than four or five year unless you vote
Speaker 1: the nigger in. I was telling him about, you know,
Speaker 1: back in the day, back in the day in Africa,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of time when the nigga become president,
Speaker 1: he's a president almost as longer as he want to be.
Speaker 1: And then people start noticing this nigga is getting fat. Africa,
Speaker 1: fat is good. It means you're richie eating all the food,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean because when I kept the record,
Speaker 1: I every fat person was rich. I used to be.
Speaker 1: I used to be in level opause. She lost weight
Speaker 1: after this bitch losing her money, you know. But like
Speaker 1: in in Africa, fat is rich. And and when the
Speaker 1: niggas noticed that you're getting fat and eat a bottom money,
Speaker 1: you got all the money. You're getting successful and we
Speaker 1: are poor. Mother military, they're gonna get mad and bust
Speaker 1: you in the head and then he takes over you,
Speaker 1: you take over, you put somebody else in there. That's
Speaker 1: the same. It's in the country. That's a sample on
Speaker 1: you know America had Yeah, some simple ones right like
Speaker 1: we're really American? Were just frying's just were just here
Speaker 1: killing off the land. We don't really want to know
Speaker 1: American history. We know, Christopher, I don't want anywhere, man. So, um,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite part or if you have to choose,
Speaker 1: will it be making movies or performing on stage? Um,
Speaker 1: it's definitely performing on stage. Man. This is the gift
Speaker 1: that God gave me, the go on stage and make
Speaker 1: fun of things and everything that's happening, and make fun
Speaker 1: of people. You know, that's just a natural gift. You know,
Speaker 1: their movies and television those are all like an extra
Speaker 1: bonus that comes with it. That's why when people attack
Speaker 1: me like Mike, you know, if you stayed this African,
Speaker 1: they ain't gonna be top cast my funk. That stand
Speaker 1: up is my thing. I'm not gonna be fake. I'm
Speaker 1: not you know, I'm gonna stick with this is me,
Speaker 1: you know me, and they're gonna have to set me
Speaker 1: for what I am, just like they eventually accept that
Speaker 1: burning mac and give them they got a show to
Speaker 1: get my show that goes with what he is, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And that it was scared of
Speaker 1: the mother setting the motherfucker's and you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: mother sucker had a mother sucker up, he's probably this
Speaker 1: is probably. I'm so sorry. I gotta get you one
Speaker 1: more many ship you man, listen, man, damn wilds minds
Speaker 1: like this, and it's like they're looking out for you.
Speaker 1: They're looking out for you. You build a school in Africa? Yes,
Speaker 1: I did be a school, a whole school. They're good.
Speaker 1: How many how many black who at school? Shot? And
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a school. Yeah, I think let's do
Speaker 1: school school public got to school, to school and who
Speaker 1: else we go to school? That's it, Lebron James out
Speaker 1: of school only only only real rich niggers. Let's make
Speaker 1: the noise. God, let's make I ain't get enough money
Speaker 1: to get school school. P Diddy and Oprah come on,
Speaker 1: man for you to add me to that list. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna open a too on two basketball courts somewhere
Speaker 1: community somewhere in Sherwood. Yeah, yeah, in between Gween's rich
Speaker 1: you know what. It is a good feeling of doing
Speaker 1: this and giving back to my people, because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that every other entertainer, you know, regardless of
Speaker 1: where you're from, whether you're from the Hood and fucking
Speaker 1: Liberty City or you from North Philly, you're from the Bronx,
Speaker 1: you're from Southeast d C. You're from Oakland, Compton, wherever
Speaker 1: state you're from, and you make it in life. Don't
Speaker 1: forget where you came from. Goddam, go back and get back,
Speaker 1: going back and get back. And I promise this is
Speaker 1: the last shot we snug this in. This is the
Speaker 1: last shot, I promise. I hope you on your lovely FI.
Speaker 1: I tell you, right, did you think about it when
Speaker 1: I drink a lot like this? I started, She's gonna
Speaker 1: make me. You're gonna makee me? Either ask you your
Speaker 1: game ship, motherfucker? Yes, sir, that was my last question.
Speaker 1: Do you ask? But obviously we don't have any you know,
Speaker 1: I stopped eating asks. Come on building schools, my nigga. Right.
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