WEBVTT - Harassment Video 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:02.240 Attention Shoppers. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:06.920 Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:10.959 an official big box store. Any similarity to real stores 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.040 or real people is completely cool incidental. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:20.480 So it's okay for customers to ride a Rascal scooter 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:23.200 in the store, but it's not okay for them to 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:27.160 write a moped in the store. So next time that happens, 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.960 don't take a video. Just ask them to drive the 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:35.440 moped out of the store, okay. So most important announcement 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.480 is that there's been an anonymous complaint filed with corporate 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.880 And I'm sorry to say this, y'all, but that means 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.720 that I have to show the sexual harassment video again. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:50.280 Good god, wait is it, Alista Jennine? I do like 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.440 that one who narked. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:52.920 Listen, yeh. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.280 You know how it always seems like there are only 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.400 five of us in this breakroom talking at any one time. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.319 Well there are, they're people in here, and. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:04.200 Apparently one of them heard something that they didn't lack. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:09.440 This is ridiculous. As a woman, we've suffered so much 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:12.400 harassment that we are actually entitled to harass as much 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.280 as we want without consequences. Like watch this, Hey, Mike, 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:20.920 your ass looks great in those genes, baby, see, no problem. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:28.240 Stakes too, right on, lewis nothing we don't say by 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.920 everything by. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.520 Honey, I don't see why I have to watch this 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.360 damn video. I'm completely innocent, Arnold. 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.360 Almost every comment that comes out of your mouth ends 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:42.959 with a reference to anal. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.319 Sex mm hmmmm. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.640 This is just another example of the PC police trying 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.600 to penetrate our lives with their politics, and Honey, they 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.680 are not using lou Yeah, okay, I see what you mean, 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.000 but it was classy. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.440 Well, Jerry, I want you to know that I never 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:01.320 harass anyone at work. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:01.760 Okay. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.680 I do all my harassment after hours at the local 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.600 bar or the post office. When I'm at work, I 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:11.200 practice the opposite of sexual harassment. You know, Hey, Liz, 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:15.079 there is nothing about you that I find attractive. 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.359 I wish you would wear more clothing. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.720 How's that? I don't know? That still feels like harassment 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:21.320 in some way? 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.320 That feels right to me, though, Oh. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.520 My god, you guys are also old and problematic. Okay, 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:30.560 my generation actually cares about harassment, and we don't think 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:31.720 it's stupid to learn about. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.040 Its Timesheeta, I'm gonna tell you again you can't wear 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.080 sweatpants that say get some on the bottom. 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:40.280 When you're called sex positivity. Jerry, I'm letting the world 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.320 know I'm not ashamed that I'm getting some of that 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.320 good good. This place is like a prison money. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.120 Where can I get some of them? In a double X? 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.120 Man? I'll send you the link, all right? 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:52.119 Can we just stop before we get some more complaints. Look, 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:54.320 we all have to watch this video, so I'll see 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.440 you back here in a little while. 0:02:55.440 --> 0:03:01.960 To get it done by Shilah. You see that last 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.359 Republican debate. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:07.399 No nobody did. Nobody watches debates. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.800 Yeah, and now Fox News is making some kind of 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.920 weird play where they run a debate between DeSantis and 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:18.120 California's governor Gavin Newsom. He's not even running for president. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.360 Why why are they talking? We're just trying to have 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:24.280 some kind of like ultra right ultra left SmackDown on 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:25.160 Fox News. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.520 I don't know why, but I'm gonna watch it. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.360 I love it. I'm drawn to it like a moth. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.639 In fact, I'm gonna turn it. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:32.040 On right now. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.040 I just gotta get a little bit. I just want 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.000 a little bit right now. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.040 Men will literally stage a national debate to talk rather 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.040 than going to therapy. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:44.040 Yeah, this debate has no consequences, So what guys, No 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:45.960 debate has consequences. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:50.040 Nobody ever watches a debate and goes, oh hmm, oh, you. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:54.200 Know what, I guess I'll change my vote from Republican. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:57.280 To Democrat because they made such a compelling point. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:02.400 Well, it's all for show, and just everybody knows, Ronda 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.800 Santis ain't got a batshit chance in hell. It's gonna 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.040 be Trump, my boy, because Trump won't debate him. So 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.520 he's got a debate somebody. He's got to pick some 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:17.360 random asshole from California. If this doesn't work, maybe he 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.240 can set up a debate with Mayor mccheese or Captain Crunk. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.880 I like Gavin Newsom, but no one's gonna vote for 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:24.840 a guy who looks like they guessed it on sex 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.640 in the City and they were a dick to Samantha. 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:29.200 You can keep hating on Gavin Newsom, but like Gavin 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.400 Newsom's ex wife hates him so much she's now engaged 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.159 to Donald Trump Junior. Anyone who inspires that level of 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:39.400 revenge has to have something going on. You know, I'm 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:42.360 just saying I think he puts the d N Democrat 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:43.240 gets up. 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.119 You know what, I think DeSantis rocks. I think he's cool. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.960 I love how he ships all his immigrants to California. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.719 Teach those Liberals a lesson. It's like the time I 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.800 kept mailing tampons to my bitchy neighbor. Turns out she 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:59.200 was just using him because female hydriene projects are really 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:00.960 expensive and I was providing a service. 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.039 But you know, it felt good at the moment, felt 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:04.559 real good. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.320 Now I am a card carrying Conservative, but I will 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.320 watch Gavin Newsom do anything. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.120 That man is sexy. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.920 He looks like the hot millionaire who tries to shut 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.159 down a summer camp in a family film. I'll tell 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.599 you what, if I ever got that man alone, I'd 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.840 have him trusted naked on a bed of herbs, like 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.400 one of those French laundry chickens he likes so much. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.880 Also, he's tall. He should do something that takes advantage 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.719 of his height, like you know, he should just challenge 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:35.320 dissentis to a volleyball game or something. I'd love to 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.360 see him just spike it on that little torp. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.159 I think the real debate would be Gavin Newsome and 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:41.240 Gavin McGinnis. 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.960 Now that would be fireworks. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.599 Oh he's weird. He's weird. That's too far for me. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:50.479 Wait what he's talking about that? Damn proud boy. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.800 He looks like an advertisement for mustache wax. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:56.840 I just didn't know we would ever find the edge 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.720 of Arnold. I never thought we would get to too 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.480 far for you. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.280 And well, no, he's not too far right. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.960 I think in some ways he's a little bit too 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.760 progressive for my taste. But I just don't like the 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.320 way he looks. Gavin mcginni's looking like some dapper dan 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:12.120 Man fool. 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:15.040 He does look too much like a Republican mixologist. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:18.719 Yeah, like a white nationalist mixologist. Every drink is a 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:19.400 white Russian. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.120 I see right through Ron de Santis. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.080 He's going after Disney for all the wrong reasons, saying 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:26.640 that it's too gay at Disney World. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.159 Does Disney World still have Pleasure Island? I used to 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.320 really let loose there back in college. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:34.279 I don't know if they have it in the park, honey, 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.840 but just outside of it in Orlando, there's a motel 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:37.839 called Pleasure Island. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.680 And let me tell you. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.680 You could get stuck there. You could spend the night 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.640 there and turn into a donkey. I'll tell you what. 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.680 DeSantis might pose like he's the second coming of Trump, 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:47.680 but he is dumb. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.320 What kind of fool. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:51.280 Would sit down in public and try to say, Hey, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.919 now we're gonna make the Republican Party anti gay. What 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.680 a stupid thing to do. You can't do a Republican 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:58.880 party without us gays? 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:00.480 What do you? 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.960 All of their outfits are terrible. There obviously are no gays. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:04.520 Involved, Tony. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:08.000 You never saw how crisp and handsome Ronald Reagan looked. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.680 He sat over there and across from Gorbachev, who looked 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.800 like somebody broke a pin on his head. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.040 And then Reagan came back looking. 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:19.840 So handsome, just just walking down that jetway, so handsome 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.160 right there on the tarmac. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:22.840 Good God, if I'd been there, I. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.880 Would have rolled that stairway away and I would have 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.880 got I would have let him walk down me to 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.040 get off that airplane. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.760 You know, I'm not gay, but I feel the same 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.040 way about Ronald Reagan. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:36.520 He could use me as a stare by. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:38.960 What you doing there, Arnold? 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:41.560 I'm doing my scratchers. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.880 You know how I love to play my scratch off 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.320 pickets just one of the little ways I believe my stress. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.040 Fucking god, damn it to hell. Bullshit didn't win again. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.240 Oh did you guys hear about this guy in Florida 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.640 who just won like one point six billion dollars on 0:07:56.680 --> 0:08:00.880 the Mega Millions lottery. I am so jealous. I'd be 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.640 such a good rich person. I already know how to 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:05.160 treat people like shit. Guys. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.920 The lottery is a curse. You guys know that, right. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.800 Our poor people's brain inequipped to handle that kind of 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.400 cash flow. All right, sixty dollars says that guy's gonna 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.040 be found in a week from now, face down in 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.360 a pile of cocaine, next to his pet alligator that 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.000 he dressed in a custom for a coat. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.400 Well, don't threaten me with a good time, honey. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.640 If and when I win that lottery, none of you 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:31.360 will ever see me again. Literally head to toe plastic 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.520 surgery like that show the Swan. I would go in 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.000 looking like this lumpy sack of grain that's taken a 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.560 few poundings in a back alley, and I would come 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.920 out with the young top body of a twenty year 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:45.280 old yoga instructor. I'm gonna be filled with so much 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.160 silicone I could be used as a life preserver. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.000 Well, if I were to win the lottery, I think 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.319 i'd take my kids out of the public education system. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:56.560 Last week, their teacher shorted and only fans to raise 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.720 money for colored pencils. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.960 Oh my god, is that teacher tatas I follow her. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:04.120 She's so creative. But honestly, if I won the lottery, 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.160 I would buy my mother a house and then I 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:08.960 would burn it to the ground and collect all of 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.360 the insurance money. Because you can never be too rich. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:13.880 It's like never enough. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.199 But in Florida you can actually get all the money 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.920 at once, or you can do installments, or you can 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.439 send it to Clarence Thomas in exchange for him eliminating 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.280 the constitutional right of your choice. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.960 I like that In Florida, you stay anonymous for ninety days. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.439 It's like the government gives you a head start, thrown 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.520 away from all of your shitty friends and family that 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.680 are gonna be hounding you for money. It's like, wow, Grandma, 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.120 five dollars on a birthday car, thank you so much. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.199 You'll be paying for your glaucoma meds. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.680 If I won the lotto, I would finally devote my 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.760 time to my band. All right, I'd buy that club 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.960 downtown Deja Vu, and we'd play. 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:49.680 There every night. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.320 And if we forced everybody to listen to us for 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:56.240 an hour before the people they came to see, they're 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.840 gonna eventually come around to love in us. 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.120 And that is the path to success. You force people 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.160 to enjoy what you enjoy. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.079 If I had one or more billion dollars, first thing 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.280 I'm gonna do is buy this bye well and burn 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.000 it down, raise it to the ground, salt the earth, 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.640 and then over it. I'm gonna put in a giant 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:20.000 karaoke gay bar and pay Jerry to dance outside with 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:23.120 a sign that's an arrow pointing into two peach butt cheeks. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.200 And if he didn't get the choreography right, I'm gonna 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:27.920 make him run around the block every time in chaps. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:28.360 Oh. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.000 I would never do something as wasteful of my time 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.840 and money and peace of mind is playing the lotto. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.600 All right now, if you excuse me, I gotta go 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.000 update my fantasy teams. 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:38.800 Bye. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.800 All right, we got it up on the TV. 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.240 Liz, you can hit play. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.839 Let's just get through this harassment video as quickly as 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.199 we can welcome. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.480 To just don't talk by Well sexual harassment training seminar. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:57.240 I'm jinning Garoflo from the nineties. As someone who has 0:10:57.240 --> 0:11:00.800 been harassed thousands of times in her career, I know 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:04.240 about the horrifying depths of depravity that a woman must 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.920 confront anyway. Over the course of this three hour video, 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:11.160 you'll learn to practice courtesy in the workplace. 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.800 I forgot it was three hours. What is this, Oppenheimer. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.920 Let's begin by answering this question. Is it ever permissible 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.640 to make comments of a sexual nature at work? 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.280 I'm gonna say yes if you think it will improve 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:24.720 them around. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.840 If you answered yes, you're not a good person. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.760 God, come on, I meant it. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.880 If you're talking to other guys about chicks, your bone. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.559 If this video doesn't get that, there's nuances. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:41.040 I know we're only a couple of minutes in, but 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.120 at this point it's a good idea to check if 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:45.440 anyone watching the video has fallen asleep. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.400 Arnold, I'm watching it. I'm watching it, Jerry. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.720 Let me guess it said we're not allowed to pray 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.400 at work and we should all be vouting for o 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:55.800 bomb Ah. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.400 Just try to just try to everybody can we all 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.000 try to focus Shila off your phone. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.240 Oh my god? Why uh? I can learn more from 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.760 TikTok and those videos are only thirty seconds long. 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.319 Okay, now let's take a look at a hypothetical interaction. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:14.600 Mary is sending a fax when her co worker Steve 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:15.280 walks in. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.600 Okay, what the fuck is a fax machine? I need 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.360 my phone just to google what's going on? Jack? 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:25.800 The sugs so fine. I don't think even Janine can 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:26.800 save me with this one. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:28.760 I gotta go to the bathroom. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:30.199 I gotta go anywhere else. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.400 I am required to mention that buy Well's three strikes 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.760 policy means that failure to view this video in its 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:41.000 entirety can result in your immediate termination. 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.080 Oh I forgot. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:46.000 Okay, I guess we're just getting a four hours of Janine. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:47.280 That's I can do it. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:50.080 It's not that bad liberal Hollywood for you. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.600 Might as well just force you to watch Bob's Burgers. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:54.800 It's a great show, Arnold. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:55.680 Of course it is for you. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.520 He sells burgers, you sell sandwiches. Arnold. I thought you'd 0:12:58.559 --> 0:12:59.880 have a lot in common with Bob. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.240 That's the problem with it. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.280 He's always sitting there trying to sew everything up with 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:04.360 him two fat kids. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.400 All right, everybody stop talking about Bob's Burgers and watch 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:08.760 the sexual harassment video. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:14.079 Bye bye. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.319 You guys keep complaining about this video, and I keep 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.600 telling you we should start a union and strike. Joe 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.160 Biden just visited a bunch of United autoworkers on the 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.679 picket line in Michigan. He's the first president ever to 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.640 join a picket line. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:29.480 Oh so what? 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:33.440 Trump also went to Michigan. He talked to the auto workers. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.480 Yeah, but didn't he visit a non union factory the 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.160 management invited him. He literally went to go talk to 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:41.480 the man. The only work he does these days is 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:42.800 making it to all his court. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.320 Dates, Honney, don't rub it in. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:47.120 We all know the Democrats are just making him parade 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.679 through all the courts to try to stack the election 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.120 against him. Can you imagine if they did that to 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:56.480 any of the liberals day after day, Federal court, state court, 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:01.080 county court, municipal court, traffic court, People's. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.000 Court, and then judge duty on top of it. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.920 People are not giving Biden enough credit for walking the 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.360 picket line. I mean, when you're eighty, the line to 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:09.600 the bathroom is a crab shoot. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.400 So true. Why would you strike when you can just 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.480 try quiet quitting Like I'm also not working, but I 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:17.439 get it chock every week. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:21.480 Well, I am against striking period. Hating your job is 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.440 how the system works in this country. Hating your job 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.200 motivates you to work harder so you can get promoted 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.840 to management and make other people hate their job. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.280 Oh my god, is that why Jerry sucks? That makes 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:34.040 so much sense. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:37.240 Biden's trying to force all these factories to make electric cars. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:42.840 I'm sorry, Joe Biden, but we prefer gasoline. Gasoline lets 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.320 us drive more than fifty miles before waiting three hours 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.280 for our car to charge. It also gives us cool 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:53.400 Nascar explosions and great relations with Saudi Arabia. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.160 Don't you get it? None of us are gonna have 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.880 jobs if the country is flooded. All these autoworkers should 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.440 learn how to build motor boats or those weird breathing 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.360 tubes they have in Mad Max movies, because that's what 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.400 we're really gonna need. And I know you've got your 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.640 jet ski, Rich. 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.800 I got jet ski and I got a snorkel, so 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:09.880 I am fine, Thank you very much, Liz. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.200 Sounds like fun to me, Rich. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.200 Honey, If that's all you got, it sounds like you're 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:19.080 doing your vacations upside down, just dragging yourself underwater upside down, 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.880 like fucking inspector gadget on vacation. 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.920 No, come on, Arnold ijet ski to a place that 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.400 looks interesting. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.640 Coming up with starfish stacked up on your face. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.960 No, Arnold jet ski away from my family and then 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.480 I hide inside. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.920 The water with the snorkel so no one can see me. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.320 Well, as crazy as that is, I do agree with 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:46.560 you about that. Damn Joe Biden acting like he understands workers. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.640 What a croc of shit. The man has never worked 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:53.080 today in his life. His middle name is Robinette. Does 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.760 Robinette sound like somebody who works in a factory? 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:56.200 To you? 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.880 Robinette sounds like a piece of mid century Scandinavian Frenich. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.800 He's right here, advertised on a murder podcast, and I 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.680 would like love that in my apartment. 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.800 Yeah, it does sound chic and functional. You're right, Arnold. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.600 Are you suggesting that Trump knows what it's like to work? 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.120 The only work that Trump is doing these days is 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.280 trying to get to all of his court appointments on time. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.840 You think Trump doesn't support auto workers. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.760 Have you seen that man inside a fire truck He's 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:23.080 almost as happy as I am when I'm inside a 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:24.000 fire truck driver. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.000 Yeah, you know what, Liz, I'm sure Trump would have 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:28.680 loved to walk the picket line. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.960 Okay, but you know he has bone spurs. Okay. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.720 The man has to take care of his health, all right. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.760 He's the next president of the United States. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.320 Will It's those picket lines. That's how the left bamboozles you. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.240 You're walking around outside some factory, you see congo line 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.600 full of hot bears and hard hats outside, and you 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:49.040 go in to see where the party is. Next thing, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.360 you know, you find out they're all straight and married, 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.240 and you're listening to his speech by Bernie Sander. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.360 I mean, honestly, my only opinion is auto workers need 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.600 to make cars safer to crash. Like when I've had 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:02.360 three mares, I could really use one of those Mario 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.800 Kart parachutes that sheets out of the back of your car. 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:09.520 But also, like just in general, yuck to this whole thing, 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.840 because who wants to keep their job building cars. I 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.920 won't even change a tire. I just leave my car 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.440 for dad and then I call my ZEDI. My dad 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.080 might not be in the picture, but a retired contractor 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.000 named Keith This yes, gets up. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:24.679 Why can't I have a zombie? 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:26.480 I'd love to have his zombie pick me up on 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:28.000 the side of the road and have sex with me. 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.919 Thank you, zombie, bye way. 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:36.600 Oh oh, look at this end of an era. Hey, Liz, 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:39.520 you want to feel old, just read Netflix is getting 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.880 rid of their DVDs by mail service. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.560 They were still doing that somewhere. Red Box is like, yes, 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.640 now we've got the dementia market all to ourselves. 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:52.040 Okay, I give up. What is a DVD? Is it 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:53.520 something you use with a fax machine? 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:57.399 Well, this sucks. I'm still on the DVD by mail plane. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.359 In fact, I just upgraded from the Baes by mail plan. 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.399 They snatched it away from you, and they snatch it again. 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.960 You know, I do miss Blockbuster. There was a limited selection. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.320 Once you picked something that was it, it didn't matter 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.240 if you didn't like it, that's your weekend. It really 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.240 helped prepare me for marriage. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:18.640