Speaker 1: I'm Honey German. My parents are Dominican. I was born
Speaker 1: and raised in New York City. I love sneakers and
Speaker 1: I'm a body positive aadicate. I'm Carolina Bermudez, but i
Speaker 1: was born and raised in Ohio. I'm a wife, a mama,
Speaker 1: and a worker being. This is life in English. Well,
Speaker 1: good morning, honey. I have a question for you to
Speaker 1: start the show. All right, let's get right to it.
Speaker 1: What's your question? Do you believe in the zodiac? Are
Speaker 1: you a follower of this whole situation? I read it
Speaker 1: well when when I'm our guy was alive, I was
Speaker 1: more into the zodiac. But but I don't feel like
Speaker 1: anybody has taken over for him. So you know, I'll
Speaker 1: read it if I I used to read it in
Speaker 1: the newspaper, but now I guess I don't remember the
Speaker 1: newspaper had it and everything. I'm sorry, what's that word?
Speaker 1: What's that word? You just said? What whodokis? But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like we're totally showing our age by talking about newspapers, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's how I used to read it too,
Speaker 1: though it was always like in the back section where
Speaker 1: the advice column was like where all the fun stuff
Speaker 1: and entertainment was so yeah. I mean, there are some
Speaker 1: people who live and die by the zodiac though. That's
Speaker 1: my sister and I just rolled my eyes when she
Speaker 1: saw us about well because that's a capitale. Oh well,
Speaker 1: that's the areas for you. I'm like, so every single
Speaker 1: areas has the same qualities. Well apparently, and I have
Speaker 1: not done the proper research, but apparently you can base
Speaker 1: somebody's personality off of their zodiac sign. And while I
Speaker 1: don't subscribe to it very much, I will say there
Speaker 1: are definitely qualities about tourists that fit me because I'm eighteen,
Speaker 1: so I'm at the beginning I believe of No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I think I'm at the end of taurists. So I'm
Speaker 1: May eighteenth, and I think tourists ends on like May one,
Speaker 1: and then you get into Gemini and they're they're a
Speaker 1: whole other animal because Greg T's a gem and I
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, that guy is looning.
Speaker 1: He's a fun time though I could tell he is.
Speaker 1: But definitely this is something that people will either eliminate
Speaker 1: somebody from their life because there of their zodiac signs. So,
Speaker 1: for example, I have a friend who would never date scorpios,
Speaker 1: and I said, now, wait a minute, why on earth
Speaker 1: would you never date scorpios. I heard they're the most sensual,
Speaker 1: the most sexual that they have, like the passion and
Speaker 1: all of this stuff. She dated one Scorpio and that
Speaker 1: ended it for her, ruined ruined it for everybody. It
Speaker 1: was over. Every single Scorpio couldn't get no buns after that,
Speaker 1: could not get the cheeks after that. So one Scorpio
Speaker 1: ruined it for them all. So I found this great
Speaker 1: article which I want to know, what is it? Wait,
Speaker 1: you're you're a New Year's baby, So what are you? Capricorn? Girl?
Speaker 1: I am a Capricorn. I got it off the top
Speaker 1: of my head. We are an amazing sign. And you
Speaker 1: know it's crazy. I love other Capricorns. I guess we
Speaker 1: get each other, but it's I would never be like, oh,
Speaker 1: because I'm a Capricorn. I do this because I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 1: I do that like I don't resort back to the
Speaker 1: zodiac sign. I'm a firm belief of that every single human,
Speaker 1: no matter what sun or year, if you're the Pig,
Speaker 1: if you're the rat, if you're Venus, I don't give up.
Speaker 1: Everybody is different. You out here just you know, molding
Speaker 1: uself into who you are. You believe in the zodiac.
Speaker 1: Talk to me, Carolyn and put me on. I feel
Speaker 1: like I am, like I said, I very I have
Speaker 1: qualities of a Taurus, but I don't really subscribe to
Speaker 1: the whole thing that Like, that's exactly what describes me.
Speaker 1: So Taurus. There homebodies. Check, I'm a homebody. Uh, they're
Speaker 1: hard workers. Check, I'm a hard worker. They are loyal,
Speaker 1: check very loyal, very into family, check very into family,
Speaker 1: and then come to bad things. They are stubborn. Check
Speaker 1: I am stubborn. Um, there are hous tour So you're
Speaker 1: running down all these qualities. Keep going, But don't you
Speaker 1: think that that would describe your husband? So that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, there must be something to it that we're
Speaker 1: missing if we are not really into the whole zodiacting.
Speaker 1: I guess I just don't judge people by their signs.
Speaker 1: But there are definitely people who are listening right now,
Speaker 1: and you know who you are that you will not
Speaker 1: funk with a cancer because cancers are X y Z
Speaker 1: or you dated a cancer, or your sister or whoever
Speaker 1: it is. So it's like we all have our own biases.
Speaker 1: I guess against certain signs on the zone giving. I
Speaker 1: want to see if they match up. You were you
Speaker 1: you said stubborn. That one matches up for sure. This
Speaker 1: man is stubborn. Okay, So it says like intelligent, dependable, dependable,
Speaker 1: for sure, dedicated. The one that just keeps coming up
Speaker 1: is stubborn. That is it. We provide stability. We like
Speaker 1: beautiful things, we like luxuries sometimes, but I don't that
Speaker 1: that overtakes us. The other thing that a taurus. I've heard.
Speaker 1: Another quality that is not a great one is the
Speaker 1: intense neediness. Are you needy or were you at any point?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm needy. I think that I
Speaker 1: definitely have that quality when it comes to my husband.
Speaker 1: I depend on him. I depend on him for certain things.
Speaker 1: So maybe that could be and that range of neediness.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't think that those are
Speaker 1: necessarily bad things about me being stubborn. I think sometimes
Speaker 1: it's a good thing when you really believe in your convictions,
Speaker 1: when you really believe in something and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with saying this is who I am, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with my opinion. So I feel like
Speaker 1: Nooney and I are misunderstood. I feel like you don't
Speaker 1: love us for who we are. Honey. Now, this is
Speaker 1: one thing I'm gonna tell you about a Taurus. When
Speaker 1: you guys get mad, bro move out the way these people,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go crazy. That's true. I did look this
Speaker 1: up and it's said, and I think that this is
Speaker 1: very true. It says when Taurus are prone to anger,
Speaker 1: once enraged, they can be terrifying. And I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I think I have scared the Bejesus out of Mark
Speaker 1: Grossman once or twice in his life. You are marry
Speaker 1: Latina with there you go, Mark, She's a Taurus. And
Speaker 1: that's right. You were looking for the fire and fuego
Speaker 1: and you got it, homie. So there you have it.
Speaker 1: But now what about you, honey, Because December thirty one
Speaker 1: your New Year's baby, as I mentioned, and that's a
Speaker 1: really special thing. But what are the qualities that people
Speaker 1: would look for in a Capricorn? And we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to this list in a second. I want you guys
Speaker 1: to keep listening because we found this really amazing list
Speaker 1: that I want to share with you guys that maybe
Speaker 1: you can go in your head and think about the
Speaker 1: people in your life and how it applies to them.
Speaker 1: You know. When it comes to being a Capricorn, I
Speaker 1: feel like we're ambitious, We're very organized, we're goal oriented.
Speaker 1: I feel like every Capricorn I know is super goal
Speaker 1: oriented and they don't mind the hustle like they will
Speaker 1: get to it, which is also part of our bad
Speaker 1: qualities because we can be pretty much ruthless. When we
Speaker 1: want to achieve a goal, we gonna go in and
Speaker 1: until it's not done, we don't care what happens to
Speaker 1: anything or anyone. That one can be seen as as
Speaker 1: a negative a positive negative, But there's there's a lot
Speaker 1: of good qualities about you know. Capricorns were also very dependable,
Speaker 1: We're very loyal, We're good at keeping secrets. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be over generalizing and putting everybody in the
Speaker 1: same bunch with me, you know. But but don't you
Speaker 1: think those are like some of the similar qualities that
Speaker 1: I have. And that's the reason why I always say
Speaker 1: like it depends on the person, it doesn't necessarily depend
Speaker 1: on their sign. Because I feel like you could have
Speaker 1: different factors. It could be the way that you were raised,
Speaker 1: it could be the location where you were raised. That
Speaker 1: could change that. Well, this article that we found, I
Speaker 1: think this is great and I wanted to run it
Speaker 1: by you because there's a relationship mantra for every zodiac
Speaker 1: sign and this is from Elite Daily. They broke it
Speaker 1: down and I started reading it and I thought it
Speaker 1: was a little ridiculous, But then I thought, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: they might be onto something here. So they talked about aries. Okay,
Speaker 1: so aries get lost in the thrill of commitment. According
Speaker 1: to them, so they're fearless in all things and love
Speaker 1: and lust. Aries has an unmatched zest for life. Well
Speaker 1: that's where I called bullshit, because I have an unmatched
Speaker 1: zest for life. Okay, that is not exclusive to Aries.
Speaker 1: I love to live my life. I love new experiences.
Speaker 1: So that's where I called a little bit of bs.
Speaker 1: But it continues. Aries, you can find yourself careening hard
Speaker 1: and fast into whirlwind relationships. I have a friend who
Speaker 1: is an Aries. If a guy looks at her a
Speaker 1: certain type of way, she's gonna marry him, They're gonna
Speaker 1: have kids, they have a house. She's looking on Zillo.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. So that's where I feel like. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's very descriptive for sure. So when the dust settles
Speaker 1: for these people that thirst for excitement may leave in
Speaker 1: their relationship and you have to search for the next
Speaker 1: great thing. Okay, so that's aries now going through it.
Speaker 1: Don't mind me. But why do I want you to
Speaker 1: say all these zodiac signs like Walter adds, that's your job, honey, Okay,
Speaker 1: give us, give us the Walter Walter Medico Taurus would yes, okay,
Speaker 1: And this headline the relationship Mantra says, turned the slow
Speaker 1: burn into a hot spark. Okay. As a tourist, you're
Speaker 1: a tune to pleasure and sensual delights. But as the
Speaker 1: bull of the zodiac, you know what you want once
Speaker 1: you set your sights on it. Okay, I subscribe. I'm there.
Speaker 1: But as dependable as an Earth sign, you feel comfortable
Speaker 1: letting your walls down once you feel safe enough. I
Speaker 1: will this, I will say this. I got you know
Speaker 1: where my walls are, girls, I did. I did have
Speaker 1: walls up in a lot of different relationships, and I
Speaker 1: will say my husband is the only one, the only
Speaker 1: man that I let in all the way, And I
Speaker 1: don't mean that in a you know exactly exactly, so
Speaker 1: you know, once we open up, we let our partner
Speaker 1: come in completely. Um. And then it goes on to
Speaker 1: say that after a while, your partner will expect vulnerability
Speaker 1: as a sign of deepening intimacy. So that just means like,
Speaker 1: the more you open up, the more somebody knows that
Speaker 1: you love them and that you trust them. That's where
Speaker 1: I saw the list and I said, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm in. I feel like that could be a descriptive
Speaker 1: of your new Nie. I think I feel you know,
Speaker 1: what's crazy. I feel like I didn't get to get
Speaker 1: to know the sensitive side of him until after we
Speaker 1: were married, like ten years later. He was super close
Speaker 1: go off and you know, it was a tough exterior
Speaker 1: and it was hard to crack. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was the whole like you know, Brooklyn kid or
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican kid. I don't know what it was, but
Speaker 1: this man was not with the ships. Then when we
Speaker 1: got married, I was like, Wow, I'm getting to know
Speaker 1: a whole new person. But then that goes back to
Speaker 1: what I said to you. It goes it's based off
Speaker 1: of the way that you were raised, the location where
Speaker 1: you were raised, your environment. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: these things factor in geminis. Like I said, Greg teams
Speaker 1: that Gemini. I think he's straight crazy. But anyway, this
Speaker 1: list says that Geminis need to allow themselves to free fall.
Speaker 1: And it goes on to say that you're passionate about
Speaker 1: getting to know a lot of different people, which means
Speaker 1: your interest in your partners can be superficial and flighty
Speaker 1: at best. And they say that Geminis they talk, move
Speaker 1: and process so quickly sometimes that it can be hard
Speaker 1: for others to keep up with you. So definitely Greg,
Speaker 1: that is Greg Team Man. That guy he moves, you know.
Speaker 1: The thing about him is just that he's so quick
Speaker 1: to fly off the handle and he see it. But
Speaker 1: but he's quick with his words and quick with his actions.
Speaker 1: And so that's the reason why I feel like some
Speaker 1: of these are very on target and other ones not
Speaker 1: so much. Um for cancer, Okay, Mark is a cancer.
Speaker 1: He's got that hard exterior, but once you crack the shell,
Speaker 1: he's got that soft, mushy inside, just like a crab.
Speaker 1: Because he's a cancer. So they say cancers are sweet,
Speaker 1: sentimental and sensual. There are a triple threatened relationships. You're
Speaker 1: comfortable with the idea of falling love, but for you,
Speaker 1: the problem is falling in love too fast. That is
Speaker 1: not true. That is not true. It took a while.
Speaker 1: I have a cancer, very close cancer, and she used
Speaker 1: to fall in love fast and hard. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe the females are different when it comes to concept.
Speaker 1: So I'll give you a little story. When Mark Grossman
Speaker 1: and I first were getting together, and we were a
Speaker 1: couple of months into the relationship, and I felt it
Speaker 1: and I was all in and I really wanted to
Speaker 1: be with this guy. And you know, one day I
Speaker 1: looked at him and I said, I love you. And
Speaker 1: do you know what he said to me? Thank you?
Speaker 1: The first time you told him I love you. This
Speaker 1: man replied with thank you. Because that's why I'm saying
Speaker 1: this is BS. Because if he was really all in
Speaker 1: and fell in love right away so fast, like your friend,
Speaker 1: and he would have said he loved me back. But
Speaker 1: it took for me. It was a step by step.
Speaker 1: I don't know how will you embarrassed? Did you not
Speaker 1: even register what happened? I was I started laughing. I
Speaker 1: think that that broke the tension. I was like, thank
Speaker 1: you really, and he was like no, of course, Like
Speaker 1: of course, He's like, I don't know what to say,
Speaker 1: and we both had a laugh about it. But that's
Speaker 1: where I feel like this isn't true. But then there
Speaker 1: is one little point that they wrote out in this
Speaker 1: article about cancer. They say, once you meet someone with
Speaker 1: real potential, it can be hard for you not to
Speaker 1: dive into the relationship and surrender to all of your
Speaker 1: field good emotions. And that was like six months in.
Speaker 1: He looked at me and he said, that's it. We're
Speaker 1: moving in together. He decided, and he just said, he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna do weekends. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do this other stuff like I love you. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be the rest of our lives. So that
Speaker 1: I did, you know, I feel like these there's some
Speaker 1: little hints here and there, and if people are listening
Speaker 1: right now and you're like, wait, wait until you get
Speaker 1: to my sign, Okay, we're gonna do all of these,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad. So honey, if you want to
Speaker 1: do some of them, I don't want to read all
Speaker 1: of them. If you don't want me to, let me
Speaker 1: do this one because this is my mama's sign Leo.
Speaker 1: They had let go of the perfection. Leo's exemplified dining,
Speaker 1: sam strength and captivating magnetic energy, and they light up
Speaker 1: the zodiac with their fiery passion as supreme confidence. Since
Speaker 1: Leo's are used taking up space and commanding attention, that
Speaker 1: is definitely my mother. She needs to take her wherever
Speaker 1: she goes. She's like your omni boss. She has all
Speaker 1: this masculine energy because wherever she goes, she just has
Speaker 1: to like stick acclaim, did she Rick Ross the boss? Real?
Speaker 1: I know so many Leo's and that is the b
Speaker 1: d E that they give off. They give off that
Speaker 1: big dick energy if they even if they don't have it,
Speaker 1: even got cows like Rick Ross. That a rain she's
Speaker 1: been putting on wranglers and a cowgirl hat. Oh she's like,
Speaker 1: oh eleven. I'm like she alverady had to talk and
Speaker 1: talk about oh these cows and those horses. I'm like, lady,
Speaker 1: won't you sit your gass down. She's on an a
Speaker 1: TV at like sixty five years old. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: love it, Mom, call me house down before you break
Speaker 1: a hip. And you can't make it out of that.
Speaker 1: But it also says, Leo's have an outgoing personality. They're
Speaker 1: not afraid of going after what they want, and they
Speaker 1: often want the best of the best. That the Leos
Speaker 1: that I know, they always want nice houses, they always
Speaker 1: want some nice cars. And also it talks about when
Speaker 1: it comes to relationship, they have to be willing to
Speaker 1: expand the idea of what love looks like because they
Speaker 1: can be looking, you know, for a perfect that a
Speaker 1: person that just perfectly matches them. But don't you think
Speaker 1: also that with Leo's, because they think so highly of themselves,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to date somebody who are not going
Speaker 1: to be on their level ever because they think that
Speaker 1: they are just number one, and so how will they
Speaker 1: find room to bring that other person in? So I
Speaker 1: think it's really challenging. And I will say this, like
Speaker 1: some of my best friends are Leo's and I am
Speaker 1: envious of their confidence because they just it's it's innate,
Speaker 1: it's natural, and I think that's a beautiful thing. Some
Speaker 1: people have to work on their confidence, but I think
Speaker 1: that that can be a trigger in relationships where the
Speaker 1: Leo's that I know tend to think about themselves first.
Speaker 1: And in relationships sometimes you have to put the other
Speaker 1: person first. That's a fact. My mom is a Leo
Speaker 1: and she's been married, I believe three or four times now.
Speaker 1: She don't put up bullshit. She won't move on. She's like,
Speaker 1: this is not working out for me. This person is
Speaker 1: not good enough for me. Time to move on to
Speaker 1: a whole another marriage. So that is true about Leo's
Speaker 1: if I'm saying it coming from what I've experienced in
Speaker 1: my household, right, well, then virgo is next. And you
Speaker 1: know both of my babies are virgos. Noah and Asher
Speaker 1: are both yes, and I can't believe it. They're born
Speaker 1: two days apart in September, so they're little virgos. This
Speaker 1: is a coincidence. I need answers. You just can't just
Speaker 1: skim through that. You have two babies two years apart,
Speaker 1: so it means you're having sex at the same exact
Speaker 1: time sometime in November. I guess I don't even know,
Speaker 1: but yes to you were like, I don't gotta work
Speaker 1: for four days, let's just get it in one weekend long.
Speaker 1: What what did I say to my brother? My brother
Speaker 1: was cracking up because he said the same thing. He's like,
Speaker 1: let me do the mass math I said the turkey
Speaker 1: wasn't the only one being stuffed. He goes, oh, He's like,
Speaker 1: you're my sister. I don't want to hear that. So
Speaker 1: the birthdays were coincidental. This is what's even more crazy.
Speaker 1: Both of my boys had the same do date. And
Speaker 1: I had to tell the doctor with Asher to change
Speaker 1: his birthday because I said, I can't do that to him.
Speaker 1: He needs to have his own day. So I made
Speaker 1: Ashers September four because I said, his brother will always
Speaker 1: get things first, and that's the only thing that he'll
Speaker 1: be able to have before his brother. So his birthday
Speaker 1: comes first. Mom, And you're a good mom, because my
Speaker 1: would have been like, these kids don't be born on
Speaker 1: the same day because I ain't got money for no
Speaker 1: two birthday, same cake, same booking. I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't try. I don't think I do not try. But
Speaker 1: now they're getting older, they have their own interests and
Speaker 1: it's really interesting to see that even though they're both
Speaker 1: the same sign, they're very different. And that's the reason
Speaker 1: why I really don't believe that you can base I
Speaker 1: want people who really believe in the zodiac signs to
Speaker 1: maybe think on their approach of how they judge people,
Speaker 1: because you really just can't base it off of what
Speaker 1: these things say. So for virgos, they say that Virgo
Speaker 1: has a natural affinity for organization and precision, and that
Speaker 1: includes affairs of the heart. So when Virgos are vibing
Speaker 1: with with someone, they're less likely to be present and
Speaker 1: more likely to analyze others. And that breaks my heart. Like,
Speaker 1: I hope my kids can all in love. I hope
Speaker 1: that they are not so analytical and breaking down the
Speaker 1: other person, you know, trying to figure them out, so
Speaker 1: that they can really experience what a fool love is.
Speaker 1: So their perfectionists, which is very true. And um, they
Speaker 1: say when they commit, they commit strongly. So my hope
Speaker 1: is that whoever they fall in love with, hopefully they
Speaker 1: can look at them through that lens and not be
Speaker 1: so analytical because I see it in my older son
Speaker 1: but not so much and my young my younger son
Speaker 1: is a perfectionist. So I'm just hopeful that they aren't
Speaker 1: like that. Um My mom is a Libra, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you this one. My mom is a Libra.
Speaker 1: And they say it's all about balance, harmony, and diplomacy. Well,
Speaker 1: that is a lie because my mother was a dictator.
Speaker 1: She didn't take any ship. We didn't have any chance
Speaker 1: to chime in. But mom, there was button but nothing.
Speaker 1: My mom would be like better nada. It was her
Speaker 1: way and that was it. So they say that, um,
Speaker 1: they're amazing communicators and social butterflies, which is so. It's
Speaker 1: so true. My mother is the life of the party.
Speaker 1: She shows up and everybody just like gravitates toward her.
Speaker 1: And they say that they're ruled by Venus, making them
Speaker 1: obsessed with all things relationships, especially romantic ones, And that
Speaker 1: I can say is true. My mother is obsessed with
Speaker 1: her children. She's always been there for us. She and
Speaker 1: my father have been married for almost sixty years. So
Speaker 1: I don't know, Libra, you might be onto something here.
Speaker 1: And honey, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you Scorpio.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the Scorpio one because, as I
Speaker 1: told you, my friend dated one scorpio and she said
Speaker 1: after that it was game over. Okay. When it comes
Speaker 1: to you, Scorpios, this article right here says that you're
Speaker 1: all about bearing your soul and going deep during your relationships,
Speaker 1: your intense complex and mysteriously alluring. You moved confidently towards
Speaker 1: your passion with ease. That tw weird when you're passionate
Speaker 1: but you're easing into it. Yeah, that you're Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not afraid to share your soul and your heart with others,
Speaker 1: which makes you an appealing match for partners wanting the
Speaker 1: same level of intensity. There's the key word when it
Speaker 1: comes to scorpio intensity. That's what I always hear. I
Speaker 1: hear they're very intense sexually, with their personalities and just
Speaker 1: in life in general. Have you experienced scorpios before, Carolina?
Speaker 1: I had an ex boyfriend who was a scorpio, and
Speaker 1: I believe Yeah, Okay, where's pony can we put on?
Speaker 1: Just think in the back of your mind? Genuine pony? No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm really not though. Uh this person who
Speaker 1: I dated for a long time, UM, I think you
Speaker 1: touched on it, honey. The perfect word was intense. He
Speaker 1: was very intense with his love of I guess I
Speaker 1: would say he was passionate, but certain things he was
Speaker 1: almost too intense. It was almost like you know when
Speaker 1: a little girl gets a stuffed animal and she loves
Speaker 1: her stuffed animals so much that she squeezes that bear
Speaker 1: and it looks like the bear's head's gonna pop off.
Speaker 1: That was that relationship. So it really wasn't like he
Speaker 1: gave me any room to breathe. There wasn't like really
Speaker 1: a lot. I felt very stifled because yes, he loved me,
Speaker 1: but was it a good love? Was it a healthy love?
Speaker 1: And I think that that was something that I really
Speaker 1: had to examine and it ultimately lead to the end
Speaker 1: of our relationship because I just didn't feel like I
Speaker 1: could grow with this person. I felt like everything was
Speaker 1: like on on their terms. So I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's fair. Suffocating me not only
Speaker 1: with like the relationship, but also his thoughts on how
Speaker 1: I should move and how I should do this very
Speaker 1: like controlling, And that's why I feel like it's not fair.
Speaker 1: But I but there there are plenty of scorpios who
Speaker 1: are not like I'm gonna tell you my experience. Would
Speaker 1: a scorpio was it a man? It was actually a
Speaker 1: female friend. The relationship was you know, it started normal,
Speaker 1: then it became very intense, then it became long story short,
Speaker 1: I felt like she was in love with me. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I felt like it just became more of
Speaker 1: like a a same that the same sex couple type
Speaker 1: of friends without a sex. It was just like a
Speaker 1: lot of arguing, a lot of being intense, a lot
Speaker 1: of going back and forth, and you know, in the end,
Speaker 1: we just had like a blowout and the friendship was
Speaker 1: over because I felt like she just wanted all of me,
Speaker 1: everything about me. She kind of like, in a way
Speaker 1: also wanted to be me. It was just weird. It
Speaker 1: was so so weird. We would argue and it felt
Speaker 1: like this person just thought they owned me, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I can't continue this friendship. This friendship
Speaker 1: has got to go. I guess I can, and maybe
Speaker 1: I can label that my one almost less being a relationship. Honey,
Speaker 1: what do they My mom used to say, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this is so terrible. And I'm not saying this in
Speaker 1: a negative way, but it's like whenever two women were
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not gonna say it it's terrible, but yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get his canceled. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: gonna reserve my thoughts for it. But I would say
Speaker 1: it's more of like a single white female type of
Speaker 1: vibe maybe that you got not even that intense. It
Speaker 1: felt like I felt like arguing heavily. It was just
Speaker 1: like in friendships, you shouldn't really be like that with
Speaker 1: each other. So it sounds like she was really like
Speaker 1: kind of in another layer with you, or maybe that
Speaker 1: she felt it was a little deeper than you did.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what the friendship ended, but I
Speaker 1: still remember this person very vividly because I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 1: this bitch was intense. Bro Well, yes, now we only
Speaker 1: have a couple more left, and I'm gonna breeze through
Speaker 1: these really quickly, because like, I don't know, I never
Speaker 1: messed with a Sagittarius, but apparently they find freedom and love.
Speaker 1: They're optimists, they're honest, and they're spontaneous in their relationships.
Speaker 1: I feel like those are really wonderful qualities, Like wouldn't
Speaker 1: you love somebody to be like, honey, pack of bag,
Speaker 1: we're going to Paris? Are you kidding me? That would
Speaker 1: be like amazing. But I don't feel I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like the Sagittarius people I know are
Speaker 1: spontaneous in any way, shape or form. Let's say Bella
Speaker 1: Bella is a Sagittarius. That woman gott to plan sh
Speaker 1: it out. Got planned it out for a week. Are
Speaker 1: you crazy me to tell her, Hey, tomorrow we're gonna go,
Speaker 1: let's say to New Orleans. Hell no, She's like, I
Speaker 1: gotta order my beads on Amazon and on You crazy,
Speaker 1: I don't have the right umbrella. You know they bring those.
Speaker 1: She's not a little parasol. Yeah. But see, you're totally
Speaker 1: proving the point though, too, honey, because it says they're
Speaker 1: free spirited nature that they can make it hard for
Speaker 1: them to commit since they have so many options out there.
Speaker 1: So basically you're saying, your sister a Sagittarius is not
Speaker 1: this fly by the seat of her pants spontaneous type
Speaker 1: of vibe. But I mean I would go with the
Speaker 1: optimism and the honesty. I think Bella is both of
Speaker 1: those things. So that's where we really like pull some
Speaker 1: of the best qualities from each of the signs. Capricorn,
Speaker 1: this is your baby, this is Yumi. Huh, this is
Speaker 1: expressed express your inner nurturer. Honey. It says there are
Speaker 1: so many qualities. Oh, I love this. This is so true.
Speaker 1: It says Capricorn, there are so many qualities to adore
Speaker 1: about you. I co sign yes there are, and it
Speaker 1: says pretty adorable. It says that you tend to be
Speaker 1: pretty realistic about love. Capricorn's approach romantic commitments with a
Speaker 1: sense of responsibility. They walk into relationships with caution and care,
Speaker 1: and that when you go all in with someone, you're
Speaker 1: totally aware of what you're choosing in the relationship. And
Speaker 1: this is what makes you a generous, loyal, and serious partner. Now,
Speaker 1: despite your focus, you have an uninhabited romantic side that
Speaker 1: you unlith Oh honey, that it and tell me more
Speaker 1: about this uninhabited side that you gotta elish. Girl. Listen,
Speaker 1: when you open one for somebody and you're a Capricorn,
Speaker 1: you gonna go all in. I'm talking like setting the
Speaker 1: crib up with candles, champagne, chocolate syrup, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. People still do this, have a crazy
Speaker 1: stuff at the beginning of their relationships. But I used
Speaker 1: to be the person that used to said everything up
Speaker 1: in my relationship. When I first met my husband, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, yeah, I got us, this, I got us,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go here, We're gonna go there. I was
Speaker 1: the one that was romantic. I was the one that
Speaker 1: used to, you know, set everything up. So Capricorns can
Speaker 1: be very romantic, but we could also be very tough
Speaker 1: and dry. Once we're done with you, bro, We're done
Speaker 1: with you, motherfucker. Do not call this phone no more.
Speaker 1: I love don't live here no more, and neither do you.
Speaker 1: It's not right, but it's okay. We're gonna make it anyway.
Speaker 1: But I'm the same way. I'm a tourist and I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to go back to any ex is. I
Speaker 1: just had this discussion with a girlfriend. A girlfriend of
Speaker 1: mine was researching and I said, that was your first
Speaker 1: mistake googling an X And I said, she calls it research, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like researching. What does that mean? Okay, So she
Speaker 1: hasn't seen him in a while or they recently broke up.
Speaker 1: They broke up six years ago, honey, and she was
Speaker 1: just trying to research what he's up to, what's going on?
Speaker 1: The guy has since been married. They they had they
Speaker 1: recently had a baby, so they're not newly was but
Speaker 1: they just had a baby. And she said, oh, did
Speaker 1: you hear about so and so? And I said, girl,
Speaker 1: I didn't. First no, I said, why would you waste
Speaker 1: your time. That relationship is done, yeah, final, you know,
Speaker 1: and why on earth would you go back there? And
Speaker 1: I think curiosity is really what was driving Exuse. I
Speaker 1: don't think she has feelings for him anymore. But for me,
Speaker 1: when I'm done, I'm done. And that's exactly like you, honey.
Speaker 1: You know. The only thing I'd be curious about Carolina
Speaker 1: how they look nowadays. Sometimes I've been going online. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me see what this motherfucker ended up looking like?
Speaker 1: Oh fatass? Oh hell no, you know. Sometimes I even
Speaker 1: shown and he like, that's my act, like that cornball.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I even show this? Managed He's
Speaker 1: not gonna let me. That's the only thing. But never like,
Speaker 1: what are they up to her? Is she your friend?
Speaker 1: Is single? I'm assuming right, yes, yes, she just just
Speaker 1: broke up with the boyfriend. And then she was looking
Speaker 1: in her past, so I think he wasn't the only one.
Speaker 1: She was looking at other boyfriends. She looked up her
Speaker 1: boyfriend from college and we were talking about him and stuff.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, I just don't go back to
Speaker 1: old relationships. But honey, I am going to call you
Speaker 1: out for a second. Go ahead, go for it, and
Speaker 1: I I don't want you to get mad at me.
Speaker 1: I don't think you give yourself enough credit because I
Speaker 1: peep your stories. You're making those beautiful breakfasts with like
Speaker 1: croissans and berries and mimosas. So you still have that
Speaker 1: little spark in you where you're setting things up, and
Speaker 1: I see it all the time. Girl, No, come on,
Speaker 1: I'm still like that. I still you know, I'm the
Speaker 1: one that makes all the reservations. I find even Valentine's Day, like,
Speaker 1: I'm the one that we're going here. And I love
Speaker 1: you know, I love spoiling my husband. I still buy
Speaker 1: him gifts, you know what. I'm saying, whatever he wants,
Speaker 1: whatever he needs. He sees something and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: that's too much, I'm not saying I'll buy it for him.
Speaker 1: And you know, I definitely do a lot for I
Speaker 1: do a lot for everyone, anyone in my life. Whatever
Speaker 1: they need, I'm definitely gonna do it. But I'm just
Speaker 1: not that freak I was before. Apparently, No, I'm not
Speaker 1: out here buying clear strip of heels. Talk about this
Speaker 1: man gonna fall in love with me. He already in love. Girl,
Speaker 1: I'm too clumsy. I'm too clumsy. You see me getting
Speaker 1: injured all the time. I used to be so limber.
Speaker 1: I told my husband, I'm a delicate flower, Honey, I
Speaker 1: gotta stretch before. If you want me to do some tricks,
Speaker 1: I gotta be like, I gotta warm it up. Don't
Speaker 1: talk about tricks. Like at the beginning of our relationship, girl,
Speaker 1: I decided about this. I'm gonna take these strip of classes, right, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm giving them learn how to clap my cheeks boom.
Speaker 1: So then I go to Spencer. I'm like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a buda. It was like in a hot pink too.
Speaker 1: I said, this man's gonna see these moves. This is
Speaker 1: like girl. So I hook up the strip of pole
Speaker 1: in the house. It's like temper. I guess like you
Speaker 1: squeeze it. I get on that put him. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not like the shower rod poll. You got the shower
Speaker 1: rod poll. You needed to screw that ship in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a shower girl. I'm over here, wait one seventy girl,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna show him my tricks. Girl.
Speaker 1: First time I smoke on that pole, that ship flew off.
Speaker 1: I landed on a glass coffee Carolina. This stop, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my panties on a glass coffee table.
Speaker 1: I pulled to the side. Carolina. Oh, I tried. I tried.
Speaker 1: It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. Caroline. No,
Speaker 1: but look what happened. He married you. He put a
Speaker 1: ring on it after that. Because you want to bring
Speaker 1: him in, Caroline, I feel like I want to bring
Speaker 1: him in, so you could tell you to bring in
Speaker 1: bring Noony, we want to verify the story. Noony, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna call him. Hold Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm dying right now. Of course I had to call
Speaker 1: him on a cell phone. You know, we have a candle.
Speaker 1: It is not only but big. But this man never
Speaker 1: hears me calling him. And here he is, Carolina and
Speaker 1: his black wife. Come here, ladies and gentlemen. My favorite
Speaker 1: part of this podcast any time he is on our
Speaker 1: very special guest, it is now Nie and I call
Speaker 1: him Newknie German because we all know who runs the house. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sonontie Man. Great induction. Okay. So Honey was telling us
Speaker 1: about the time when she was about to like make
Speaker 1: it make it hot. She went and got the strip
Speaker 1: of poll from Spencer's and she went and she put
Speaker 1: the tension on that pole and she said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show this man when I'm about tell us what happened
Speaker 1: when Honey tried to seduce you. Um, it was it was,
Speaker 1: it was sexy, It was it was only sex sexy
Speaker 1: for about fifteen seconds seconds right before Alex came off
Speaker 1: the ground and then everything came tumbling down in us.
Speaker 1: The phone wasn't secure. She did the phone with kid
Speaker 1: was like she just everything and oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was like a mess. It went from from hot to
Speaker 1: not in about seconds. But look at you now you
Speaker 1: married her. You you like you put it down because
Speaker 1: you said, this girl is going to make the effort.
Speaker 1: Did it not show you how much like she was
Speaker 1: willing to put in? No? No, she definitely, no, No,
Speaker 1: she definitely put a lot of effort. And definitely but
Speaker 1: you know what word to the wise, if you are
Speaker 1: going to get a poll, you gotta screw that ship
Speaker 1: in because this never works out well for anybody. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: well for sure. But it was one of those what
Speaker 1: would you call it? One those pose it was. I
Speaker 1: guess you would like screw it, like attention pressure to
Speaker 1: the ceiling. I guess it wasn't I was a D
Speaker 1: and seven. Hello, No, but it wasn't. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: she was not holding me. Trust me first the first
Speaker 1: moment that I wrapped that and he kept around that
Speaker 1: pole and let go that hand. Because of your story,
Speaker 1: you live to tell the tale, and I will not
Speaker 1: be doing the same for my husband. I'm gonna learn
Speaker 1: from your mistake and I'll just tell him like he
Speaker 1: is not getting that at home, no way, no how Newny.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, nouoni, Oh my gosh, noony, love you alright,
Speaker 1: go back to the south wing of the conduct. This
Speaker 1: man I can never find, no I know, I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that story. I don't even know how
Speaker 1: to wrap it up after that. But Pisces, we do
Speaker 1: have one left. We do have one left, and I
Speaker 1: can't even believe it's sorry, Pisces, but you gotta go
Speaker 1: with the flow. It says, um Pisces. It says it's
Speaker 1: one of the most complex zodiac signs out there, which
Speaker 1: is very interesting because I've never dated a Pisces and
Speaker 1: I don't really have many Pisces friends, so I really
Speaker 1: don't know this personality. It says the planets have bestowed
Speaker 1: upon Pisces psychic energy, old soul vibes, intuitive winds, wisdom,
Speaker 1: and compassion for others. But it says it allows them
Speaker 1: to dial into their sensitivities and gives them with the
Speaker 1: ability to flood their partner with watery, deep feelings. So
Speaker 1: it can be easy for Pisces to get swept away
Speaker 1: in the current of love, but if you aren't careful,
Speaker 1: you can project fairytale fantasies onto your partner. And that's
Speaker 1: kind of what I was going to say, is that, like,
Speaker 1: if you're a Pisces and you flood someone with your feelings,
Speaker 1: it could be a turn off. That's a lot. I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not really into all that, Like tell me
Speaker 1: a little bit, but not don't flood me with your
Speaker 1: watery feelings, right, Like I want details, but I don't
Speaker 1: want all the details, you know, Like I don't want
Speaker 1: you to give me like back, And there are some
Speaker 1: things that should be kept a mystery. And that's how
Speaker 1: I wanted to really kind of wrap this whole thing up.
Speaker 1: Is just like dating, It's always an adventure the way
Speaker 1: that I look at dating. And there are people who
Speaker 1: right now are probably in a relationship. Maybe they broke
Speaker 1: up or looking for another relationship. I really love the
Speaker 1: fact that when I was dating, there wasn't social media,
Speaker 1: so there was that mystery. Now, if you're not with
Speaker 1: that person, you can go to their stories, oh look
Speaker 1: there in homebook and having drinks with their friends, and
Speaker 1: then that can make you have that fomo. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe a little bit of mystery is a
Speaker 1: good thing. Mystery is always good, but I guess now
Speaker 1: you gotta work extra hard at it, Like, don't post
Speaker 1: every single thing you do everywhere you go. Let this
Speaker 1: person miss you, let them see you when they see
Speaker 1: you now, as soon as you wake up, and when
Speaker 1: you go down to the gym, and then when you're
Speaker 1: scratching your ass, like save something for later. I think
Speaker 1: so because I feel like people are too ready to
Speaker 1: flex on the Graham and show everybody what they're out,
Speaker 1: what they're doing, what they bought, what all of it.
Speaker 1: So perhaps mystery is the biggest, biggest sign that we
Speaker 1: should be looking for. Boom, I ended it. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. We ended it with mystery. Mike drop the mic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what we need to do. So
Speaker 1: this was so fun. I know, it's a different type
Speaker 1: of episode, but I thought that we could have some
Speaker 1: fun with it because like, we never dive into it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm taking over for like as you said,
Speaker 1: but I think you definitely couldn't neither me. Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: I was fumbling all over these damn words I ain't
Speaker 1: used to old at. Don't give me a few cards, Carolina.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, go off the head and I'll talk
Speaker 1: for an hour, But you give me some cute cards
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna act like like hooked on findings definitely
Speaker 1: didn't work for mecause, well, I'm in duo lingo over here,
Speaker 1: so I need some help. Guys, make sure that you
Speaker 1: reach out to us. We want to hear like is
Speaker 1: the scorpio thing true? Have you dated a Pisces? Let
Speaker 1: us know if we were onto something here or not.
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