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Speaker 1: Coming up about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: for today. The subject is how far is too far?

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Speaker 1: With my man? All right, we'll get into that in

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Speaker 1: just a bit, because right now the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now, well,

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Speaker 1: let's see how far I can go? Oh, we know,

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Speaker 1: exotic delivery. Exotic delivery, all right, cat dog, Let's see

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Speaker 1: how far the nephew can go? If you would. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian, Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: this is he How can I help you? How you doing?

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Speaker 1: My name is? My name is was Shot. I'm with GPT,

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Speaker 1: and we have a delivery for you. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: arriving probably in the next I guess about the next

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Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Are you Are you actually at the house, sir? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not at home write now, but I mean you

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Speaker 1: can just go ahead and leave whatever it is. My

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Speaker 1: my wife and kids can probably get it when they're

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Speaker 1: home from school, you know. So let me make sure

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Speaker 1: I got the address right? Are you thirty eight North

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Speaker 1: River Drive? Yeah? Okay, So is anyone there right now

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Speaker 1: at all? Uh? No, nobody is home right now? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why you can't just just leave the package

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Speaker 1: there for Again, well, this has to be this has

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Speaker 1: to be signed, and I have you on here as

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Speaker 1: the handler for this delivery, so I definitely gotta get

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Speaker 1: quite a few signatures from you. I got about five

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Speaker 1: or six pieces of paper sheets that you need to

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Speaker 1: sign off on. Are you a What time did your

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Speaker 1: wife get there? Sir? She'll be that lady. What do

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Speaker 1: you what do you what do you mean? I'm a

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Speaker 1: handler handling? What what are you? What are you delivering?

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Speaker 1: This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We

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Speaker 1: have to peacocks. We have a seal, and we have

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Speaker 1: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: gotta be some kind of mistake, right, we have a dog,

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Speaker 1: that's it. We don't. We don't. We're not an animal

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Speaker 1: sanctuary here. I don't. I don't understand what what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. We didn't a kangaroo a field. I mean

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Speaker 1: you're you're you're your Adrian it's correct, Yeah, that's my name, man,

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Speaker 1: But okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive. Listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: Yes that is accurate. But again I'm not a handler.

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Speaker 1: I'm not handling things. Okay, okay, let me if there

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Speaker 1: is some confusion. Your name is here, your address is here,

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Speaker 1: So I don't see where I have a problem. Everything

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you, you're saying it's correct, except now you're

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Speaker 1: saying you don't want your delivery. It's not my delivery man.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is not

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Speaker 1: I didn't order a kangaroo. I didn't order these things. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks makes sense? Man,

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Speaker 1: two peacocks? Who order? Is this? This is not my order? Man?

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Speaker 1: You got my name? Okay? So here, okay, So here's

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Speaker 1: here's what we need to do. Will your wife be here,

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Speaker 1: be at the house within the next night, the minutes

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Speaker 1: she she she might be. But you know what are

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Speaker 1: you saying? What I'm gonna do is to leave them here,

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Speaker 1: leave them at you at your place, and you can

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Speaker 1: call the company that shipped them and you can figure

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Speaker 1: out what went wrong or whatnot. But it is my

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Speaker 1: leave these animals there. What what what is your what's

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Speaker 1: your name? Brother? What's your name? Brother? My name is

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Speaker 1: Roshan Rahan. Let me tell you something, right, now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got about to leave no mother animals at my house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're not leaving no pea cocks. You're not leaving no

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Speaker 1: in kangaroos. You're not leaving no concealed Okay, we're not

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Speaker 1: having a competant zoo at my house. When I get

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Speaker 1: to my house was shot. Ain't no animals gonna be there? Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what who wanna? Okay, let's let me get

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Speaker 1: my wife on the phone here right. Let me let

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Speaker 1: me call my wife. Hang on, hang on, sir. I

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Speaker 1: don't listen, sir. I don't have time for you to

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Speaker 1: reach out to your wife, for you to try to

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Speaker 1: figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your

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Speaker 1: pea cocks, your seal. I gotta make this drop. I

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Speaker 1: gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck.

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Speaker 1: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay. I'm

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Speaker 1: a Oh my wife, if she did you ordered the

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Speaker 1: I didn't order all right, Okay, and she's not gonna sir,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure

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Speaker 1: this out when you get home. Right now. I'm now

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Speaker 1: about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animals. Can

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Speaker 1: do something, sir. If it's not yours, somebody will come

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow and pick them up. You mean somebody gonna

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Speaker 1: come back and pick them up tomorrow. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: have them. She's at my house overnight. You think I

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Speaker 1: am ain't Mary Popper's man, I'm not here doing nothing

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Speaker 1: with these animals, Like, do you're crazy? Please? It's a

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Speaker 1: contain them at my house when I arrived. So help me, guy,

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Speaker 1: so so so help you. Guy. What you're gonna have it?

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Speaker 1: The animal's gonna be there when you get there. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're not feeling you're slowing up my whole delivery route today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. I ain't. But why

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Speaker 1: you ordered? Why you order of kangaroo if you don't

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Speaker 1: want it now? If I didn't order them Kangaroo, that's

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Speaker 1: why I don't want them to king Lu, because I

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Speaker 1: didn't order them in Kangaroo. Be telling me what's out

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Speaker 1: word of what I want. Okay, this is the worst

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Speaker 1: customer services of good world. I don't even a customer

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Speaker 1: of yours. You're trying to tell me that I gotta

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Speaker 1: kangaroo a peacocks and peacocks. You have to to peacocks.

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Speaker 1: You have two peacocks, sir. This doesn't even make any statement.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with those animals? Animals? I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're gonna do with it, but you're

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Speaker 1: gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though, that's what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do. If you think I'm signing that paperwork animal, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to whoop yours at your house in

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Speaker 1: front of your wife and kids behind some damn animals.

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Speaker 1: I don't what you're gonna sign my paperwork? You would

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Speaker 1: I wish you would try to whip my beause them.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to show my kids what it looks like

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Speaker 1: with to show up. It's talks real reckless o. Can

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Speaker 1: you show it up here with a damn caravan and

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Speaker 1: animals like? I mean, just ridiculous. Okay, huh no, got

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Speaker 1: my face man, this is redistous. It's that's only one thing.

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Speaker 1: I really, just only one last thing I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you, to be honest with you. The only thing

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Speaker 1: I can tell you now, Adrian, is that I nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your white bridget

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Speaker 1: got me in the prank phone call you. Oh, man,

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Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me. Man, Wow, you don't want

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Speaker 1: the delivery man. You don't want I don't want the kangaroo. Man.

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Speaker 1: What does those animals together? Man, you gotta be high

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Speaker 1: up your mind. One of those damn animals together? All right, baby,

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Speaker 1: give it. Tell me what's the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Let me hear that, Adrian,

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Speaker 1: It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby. Oh this was

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Speaker 1: the part well made me laughs when you turned it

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Speaker 1: and said, Man, I don't want to have to come

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Speaker 1: over there and whoop your grass in front of your

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Speaker 1: wife and kids. About these animals? Man, hold on, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, hold on, you're gonna beat my ass and

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Speaker 1: then drop these animals off? What a giraffe, a seals?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what. Somebody to show up at

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Speaker 1: the house. I'm just showing my kids, Tom, a kangaroo,

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Speaker 1: two peacocks, and a seal. Hey man was he at

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Speaker 1: worked trying to talk quiet because he was kind of cold. Wait,

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Speaker 1: cause man, I had to go outside. Oh, none of

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Speaker 1: them go together? Do none? Of them go together a seal.

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Speaker 1: The peacocks is crazy. I haven't been around wild peacocks before,

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Speaker 1: but that seal don't. I mean, you know, at least

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Speaker 1: they birds. They stay outside, they'll walk around, they'll try

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Speaker 1: to get used today surround. It's right quick. But that

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Speaker 1: damn seal. That let's clear. I ain't got nothing for him. Water,

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Speaker 1: it ain't cold out of here? What was happening? Because

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Speaker 1: you heard the word exotic and you you heard the

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Speaker 1: word exotic. February tier eleven, twelve twelve, Huntsville, Alabama, Stand

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Speaker 1: up Live Comedy Club. The Nephews coming to town the

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Speaker 1: hunts Veal, Alabama. Think it's on sail rat nast stupid

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Speaker 1: is on the way, baby baby, alright, alright, thank you nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject how far It's too

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Speaker 1: far with my man. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stry Morning Show.