Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's Matt. Before we get into the episode,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to hop on to sorry but plug.
Speaker 1: It being Giving season at all, I want to let
Speaker 1: you all know my debut comedy special, Matt Rogers Have
Speaker 1: you Heard of Christmas? Is streaming on Showtime on Friday,
Speaker 1: December two to two and airing on Showtime that very
Speaker 1: same night. Please check it out. Also, I'm going on
Speaker 1: tour with the show to fourteen cities all throughout December, Atlanta, Philly,
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Speaker 1: So please check out www dot Matt Rogers Comedy dot
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Speaker 1: sale is Friday November four at ten am your local time,
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Speaker 1: it were. Now, let's get into this episode. Cue that
Speaker 1: iconic little intro of ours. Who look man, oh, I
Speaker 1: see you? Why why and look over there. How is
Speaker 1: that culture? Yes, goodness, let ding dot, let's call Theresa's calling?
Speaker 1: Whoa we got the just the two today, just the
Speaker 1: two girls. Why don't you why don't you sick of
Speaker 1: us yet? Well, then turn it off, stop listening to
Speaker 1: turn it off if you don't want more of this
Speaker 1: duo than honey, it's time to hit the off switch,
Speaker 1: because this is gonna be a hard hour of just us, period, period.
Speaker 1: And there's so much to talk about, but we might
Speaker 1: keep it short this week. It's gonna be an hour.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be sixty minutes on the dot. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: not with ads. We can't predict. We can't predict. We
Speaker 1: can't predict. We're of course in these sort of post
Speaker 1: Halloween time in the year, you can say that again
Speaker 1: this is when things really ramp up but also wind down.
Speaker 1: And a way, isn't that so funny? The time after
Speaker 1: Halloween is when things really get pulled in a lot
Speaker 1: of directions. Well, November is more of a contemplate of month.
Speaker 1: You know, November is a month of comfort. You know,
Speaker 1: October is really a high intensity month. You're screaming, you're running,
Speaker 1: you're adjusting, to a dip in the weather. October is maximalist,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's Taylor Swift. And then
Speaker 1: November is more We're sitting, we're eating, we're lounging, we're
Speaker 1: having a glass of red, We're thinking about the end
Speaker 1: of the year. We're sort of, you know, between December
Speaker 1: is gonna get high intensity again. And so November is
Speaker 1: more Taylor Swift. November is more the sun's gone down
Speaker 1: at two pm. Well, I guess it's time to go
Speaker 1: to sleep. Yeah, it's giving hibernation. Now, what are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on daylight savings? I'm so happy you asked my
Speaker 1: thoughts on daylight savings are. I'm never as mad as
Speaker 1: everyone else seems to be. I think you're going to
Speaker 1: change your tune when it actually hits. Maybe you're right,
Speaker 1: Maybe all right, Iconic Miley b Side, Oh yeah, of course. Well,
Speaker 1: I technically we're coming out of daylight savings into in
Speaker 1: the non savings part. We're not saying we're spending now daylight.
Speaker 1: We're about to enter the doul rooms. The dol drooms
Speaker 1: always catch you off card. That's that's why they call
Speaker 1: them the dol drums. That's why they call them the
Speaker 1: doll drums. Now what is doll? Do you pineapple? What
Speaker 1: does that word mean? I think Cody could be pineapple patch?
Speaker 1: And did you get to you got up to some fault?
Speaker 1: Fund I thought I saw you had a great Halloween costume.
Speaker 1: Celeste and I were laughing at work, going Matt Rogers,
Speaker 1: one of the most wonderful, beautiful fools of this earth,
Speaker 1: dressing up a Sades, saying thank you for saying that
Speaker 1: because it was looking real bleak up until I'm telling
Speaker 1: you this happens to me every year. Until minutes before
Speaker 1: read maybe this is you. I never know what the
Speaker 1: fuck I will put on my body as a costume
Speaker 1: until the last the stroke of midnight at Cinderella would
Speaker 1: say inspiration or more very fair, she would say that,
Speaker 1: I just need people to know that Matt Rodgers has
Speaker 1: never once missed on Halloween. Can you agree? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not even I don't even want to brag. It's
Speaker 1: just bitch. We we don't miss over here in House Rogers.
Speaker 1: We just don't miss on Halloween. That's a rural culture
Speaker 1: number thirty one. In house Rogers, we just don't miss
Speaker 1: on Halloween. I still have people coming up to me
Speaker 1: asking about the pantry girl from last year. She really
Speaker 1: is her name? I forget what her name was, but
Speaker 1: other people remember. Now I think this is what it
Speaker 1: is with Halloween costumes. I love a costume that is
Speaker 1: very involved. You put a lot of effort into it.
Speaker 1: Amazing work, King, Sovereign Queen. You know what, though, it's
Speaker 1: very simple. If you have a black turtleneck, black pants
Speaker 1: and a red wig, you essentially are so do you
Speaker 1: think right? Well, I'm saying, Matt, You've never had to
Speaker 1: lean so far in that direction of highly produced costume.
Speaker 1: And some of these girls out here are kind of
Speaker 1: putting all of their which we appreciativity, which we appreciate.
Speaker 1: Not this is not a read, but I feel like
Speaker 1: the beauty of a Matt Rogers Halloween costume is that
Speaker 1: it is so thoughtfully coalescing in the last at the
Speaker 1: eleventh hour, as it were. And pantry Girl Citi sink.
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, your college are do not
Speaker 1: college here, but post college are costumes that I remember
Speaker 1: one year, I was just a crazy woman, like a
Speaker 1: crazy woman at the office, crazy a crazy woman at
Speaker 1: the office Christmas party, like like she basically it was
Speaker 1: and I was of course wasted, wasted, And I remember,
Speaker 1: do you remember when Luke there's the video of the
Speaker 1: candle wax on me? It was Study's dress. I was
Speaker 1: not there, but there was legendary video of in Halloween
Speaker 1: drag looking stunning in a short bob little black dress,
Speaker 1: little black dress from Study Green's closet back when she
Speaker 1: used to to play Joan and Madman in a sketch
Speaker 1: of how sexy it was. And there's amazing video of
Speaker 1: you guys at a house party. I was not there
Speaker 1: for this, but I've seen the video with my own
Speaker 1: eyes many times, our friend Luke Marinkovic taking a lit
Speaker 1: candle off of the coffee table while you were den
Speaker 1: and throwing the web. I stayed in character the whole time,
Speaker 1: though I was like, I acted like it was a
Speaker 1: gift he had given me. But that was Studio's dressed
Speaker 1: that I remember. I did have to tell Sudie. I
Speaker 1: did have to tell Sudie what had happened to it,
Speaker 1: because the dress was of course ruined. Remember this was
Speaker 1: a time where that was not really afford to buy
Speaker 1: that many new clothes. That was a nice garment to
Speaker 1: having the prop closet absolutely so it was, it was
Speaker 1: ruined and there were words between them. Sudie, it's that's
Speaker 1: not a situation. She does well and you ruin my props. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you. Yeah, No, I would. I would
Speaker 1: do the same thing, wouldn't you? Absolutely in the fierce
Speaker 1: words of Erica Jane, I'm coming for you. What are
Speaker 1: their fierce words? Did Erica Jane say? What their fierce words?
Speaker 1: We're on appeal for legal reasons. We're we're on appeal.
Speaker 1: Jared Center Housewives group chat a meme which was flies
Speaker 1: when they're on a banana a peel girl. Sometimes meme
Speaker 1: humor takes me away, it really does. Speaking of daylight savings,
Speaker 1: I mean Jared also said one today that was for
Speaker 1: another house lives related to me. That was um Winter
Speaker 1: taking the daylight away and it's Drenda and the girl's
Speaker 1: trip too. What if your stun died? What? God? What
Speaker 1: an unhinged woman? There are well the Derinda horror of
Speaker 1: it aside, there are really creative people out there the
Speaker 1: meme space. I'll tell you what always gets me is
Speaker 1: any meme that uses Trey Whitfield. It was good. It
Speaker 1: was I like the beat. I like the beat. Whenever
Speaker 1: there's just something that comes out that kind of flaps, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, let's just call a spade a spade.
Speaker 1: Dorianna song what did not deliver what the girls needed
Speaker 1: it to. It really was, My expectations were kind of
Speaker 1: reasonable though. I was like, it's it's like a film song,
Speaker 1: Like it's gonna be like, it's gonna be a banger,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like an Oscar play potentially, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, she said it herself, it's a lullaby. Like
Speaker 1: did you see what she tweeted? Someone was like, real,
Speaker 1: will there be more music? And she she said, I
Speaker 1: was quoted. Maybe she didn't tweet it, but she was
Speaker 1: quoted as saying, of course there's new music coming. My
Speaker 1: fans would kill me if they knew they waited this
Speaker 1: long for a lullaby. There's something coming, there's something coming
Speaker 1: on the theory that we've been pushing, which is that
Speaker 1: super Bowl will be her last live performance ever, we
Speaker 1: were pushing that. I don't think so. Now it's becoming
Speaker 1: clear this is a new era because they used those words,
Speaker 1: they said, this will open up Rihanna's new era. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. What I think, No, you go. What
Speaker 1: I'm thinking is the gay. What I'm thinking is the
Speaker 1: gag is that apparently there's a second song on the album,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking that's going to be the Smash. Well
Speaker 1: that's also playing during the credits, and I feel like
Speaker 1: if it was a smash put it in the damn
Speaker 1: movie during the battle scenes, unless it's like slap up
Speaker 1: was that God? Then probably not during a battle scene.
Speaker 1: Absolutely during a battle scene, that's the perfect Actually, wait,
Speaker 1: you're so right. And also you know what's happening is
Speaker 1: miss Letitia right is becoming Black Panther, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: that's pretty obvious. I think so if she were just
Speaker 1: stomp out for the very first time as Lady Black Panther,
Speaker 1: and then the song that we heard was Rhanna singing
Speaker 1: that that would be a triumph, that would be a triumph,
Speaker 1: and it would with the Oscar, so then mission accomplished.
Speaker 1: Hold my Hand Found Dead? Well, you know, like we
Speaker 1: didn't start out liking that song when it came out,
Speaker 1: and like many Gaga songs, it's a grow war. First
Speaker 1: of all, when it started, I actually had to rewind
Speaker 1: it several times because I just didn't understand what I
Speaker 1: was hearing. I remember, like when there's that weird be
Speaker 1: like I'm just wait hold on. I learned put on
Speaker 1: for the first time that happened, and I was like,
Speaker 1: hold on one second up, let me start over and
Speaker 1: know that happens. Um she's gonna win, isn't she literally bowing?
Speaker 1: I mean unless Rihanna comes out with something on this
Speaker 1: second track, which is like way better than this. It's
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's Oscar to lose for hold my hand from
Speaker 1: top gun Maverick, I support it. I mean the way
Speaker 1: it felt in that concert at the end. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that was not just the Molly talking that was holding
Speaker 1: my hands power. It is a powerful song and she
Speaker 1: ended her concert with it Oscar for her, I felt
Speaker 1: like four fighter jets we're gonna like fly above us
Speaker 1: in that stadium. It was the only thing that was missing.
Speaker 1: And can you bowen just for a second, Can you
Speaker 1: go back to that moment. Can you imagine if fighter
Speaker 1: jets had flown over the stadium, we would have we
Speaker 1: would have ceased to exist, we would have exploded. We
Speaker 1: would have exploded. That would be the only thing and
Speaker 1: that could compete with the other best moment in my life,
Speaker 1: just in terms of pure euphoric feeling, which is adults.
Speaker 1: Em If f had f fives, what do you call him?
Speaker 1: We're high, by the way, just call him those f planes.
Speaker 1: If those had flown over us, I would have screamed
Speaker 1: and cried, I would have wailed. I would have wailed, sobbing,
Speaker 1: like we lost a great leader. Now speaking, I would
Speaker 1: be sobbing, screaming. Speaking of concerts, we I would love
Speaker 1: to talk to you about the moment you had this week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and then we have to compare notes because
Speaker 1: you also got to go on stage with the greatest
Speaker 1: band in the world, Muda, the greatest fan in the
Speaker 1: world muna period period. They have just kind of finished
Speaker 1: their American leg of their tour. Had no idea it
Speaker 1: was their last show the other night, and that made
Speaker 1: even better amazing live, truly an incredible show the next
Speaker 1: time they go out, which there has been rumors. There's
Speaker 1: been rumors. Okay, wow, this is you have all of
Speaker 1: the ground level gossip. There's been rumors that they are
Speaker 1: in some way opening for Taylor Swift and I I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to say this because it exists online, like literally
Speaker 1: people are talking about it online and so it is
Speaker 1: like a wide out there rumor. I'm literally not even
Speaker 1: saying anything. Hey guys, it's Matt just jumping at her
Speaker 1: to say that. Um. This is no longer a rumor.
Speaker 1: It is confirmed. Muna is opening for Taylor Swift on
Speaker 1: some select dates of her Era's tour. Very exciting. Okay,
Speaker 1: back to us from a few days ago, Well, remember
Speaker 1: when she had him open for her in that same way,
Speaker 1: they would make it be a perfect match, perfect match.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, It makes total sense. I feel like,
Speaker 1: especially with men like the Midnight sort of sonic Landscape
Speaker 1: is similar to a Muna album. Any Muna album, really
Speaker 1: take your pet truly, that show, if that's going to happen,
Speaker 1: that show will absolutely be number two my favorite show
Speaker 1: of the year, behind whatever Beyonce does with Renaissance. That
Speaker 1: will be like epic moment in time. I can't believe
Speaker 1: we're living in a world where we could get Beyonce tour,
Speaker 1: a tailored tour with Muna opening some dates that would
Speaker 1: be Psycho and then also Rihanna. It is a great
Speaker 1: prosperous time in culture. Absolutely now, I really need to
Speaker 1: know the feeling of you coming out there, going out
Speaker 1: there and singing with them. It's it's a whole different
Speaker 1: thing to be on stage. Could you believe could you
Speaker 1: believe the energy what I'm saying? The energy, of course amazing,
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like, performing to an ear way,
Speaker 1: it's wild. To an earpiece, it's crazy, and that's ours
Speaker 1: for people. That's like Beyonce, she's up there with an
Speaker 1: with voices screaming into her ear while she's supposed to
Speaker 1: dance and do all this ship. It's like, you get
Speaker 1: up there and do it, and you're like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is insane to have to harness that energy and focus
Speaker 1: that entire time. But I guess like you do eventually
Speaker 1: just kick into it being normal because it's the only
Speaker 1: way you can. You have to just like commit to it.
Speaker 1: And they texted me and they said, do you want
Speaker 1: to do a verse? I was like, I thought I
Speaker 1: would come out there and flop around like, oh, there
Speaker 1: he is dancing while we sing the chorus. But they said,
Speaker 1: do you want to do a verse of either home
Speaker 1: By Now or kind of Girl? I was like, I
Speaker 1: want y'all to have kind of girl? And also I
Speaker 1: wouldn't dare you would have slayed kind of girl girl?
Speaker 1: Home By now it's perfect for you too. But yeah,
Speaker 1: they gave me the second verson of home by Now
Speaker 1: it was so much more and like, honestly, the Earwig
Speaker 1: was a challenge, but I did deliver the verse. I
Speaker 1: delivered the verse. I landed. Oh of course you did.
Speaker 1: I saw the tape, bitch, there needed to be more
Speaker 1: footage of you doing so Chavon there's you're just not
Speaker 1: doing a good enough to You didn't repost it enough.
Speaker 1: It's on It's on stuff. I'm sure it's on stuff.
Speaker 1: So you know, an incredible moment. I was shaking when
Speaker 1: I went off the stage and I told them, I
Speaker 1: was like, that was one of the most incredible moments
Speaker 1: of my life. Oh my god. And they do that
Speaker 1: every night. It's so cool. It's crazy. They literally are
Speaker 1: the coolest and they're just like also very very very
Speaker 1: chill people, which makes it all the more merry. And
Speaker 1: if they do go out with Taylor Swift, I urge
Speaker 1: people to pay top dollar and support in a capitalist
Speaker 1: way with your money, with your dollars that tour. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's activism. You know, years ago there was um
Speaker 1: member of political subversities I love Paul. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about police have the other day. Stephanie Shoe an alumnus
Speaker 1: and alumna, and a song called activism Slack remember it
Speaker 1: and that is the power of the hook. Yes, Emma
Speaker 1: Tadden bound fine period period. Oh my god, what a
Speaker 1: what a moment in history. That was like us us
Speaker 1: doing Paprulett. That was like years of our life Like
Speaker 1: that was like that was like four or five years. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the like brief overlap with poly stuff that we
Speaker 1: have so political diversities. They were this musical sketch comedy
Speaker 1: group in New York City. It was like a few
Speaker 1: sketch comedians, but mostly it was these amazing actors and
Speaker 1: singers and musical theater performers. SHANEA. Talb was in the group.
Speaker 1: Who's now like major, No, it's it's stacked, It's ship Tub,
Speaker 1: it's Brandon Goodman, if Stephanie Shoe, it's fucking Jabari Brisporte,
Speaker 1: who's now a State Senator of New York. Jabari was
Speaker 1: in a bowl and it amazing. God bless him now
Speaker 1: for doing all this amazing work. But he was doing
Speaker 1: another kind of amazing organizing. Yeah, the iconic Kim Blank
Speaker 1: to Kim Blank, come on, give it up was Alice
Speaker 1: Joker ever in it? I think so, but maybe like
Speaker 1: towards the end, but Ali was like, you know, in
Speaker 1: that circle and like it was just I knew they
Speaker 1: were talented, but I'm like yeah, and it's it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where like thank you for lifting up
Speaker 1: the people who are like amazing. I mean, Shana is
Speaker 1: literally co writing The Devil, whereas Proud of musical with
Speaker 1: Elton John. Can we just get into that for a second, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I heard his great and had it
Speaker 1: like great, Yeah, but that's insane. It's insane. And then
Speaker 1: she's also like one of the chairs like the A
Speaker 1: C l U like planning committees. She's Shane' tab incredible
Speaker 1: persons around More people need to be like her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I ran into her when I saw alex
Speaker 1: Aiedelman show in New York, which was also fantastic. It
Speaker 1: was so good. We love alex Um. You know what,
Speaker 1: You're right, this is an amazing time for the culture,
Speaker 1: Is it right or what? Beyonce Brianna Taylor are going
Speaker 1: on tour maybe in the next year, and Shana and
Speaker 1: Elton are writing a musical that makes me want to
Speaker 1: belt a joyful note. I'm so glad you did that.
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna be doing a lot more of that.
Speaker 1: Can I take this moment to say, please that now
Speaker 1: that my special is announced, I'm very excited about it,
Speaker 1: and I want to thank everyone for being so positive
Speaker 1: and excited enthusiastic about it. And also by now my
Speaker 1: tour is announced, and that's why I should just take
Speaker 1: this opportunity to say, buy tickets. Please buy tickets, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to say like a billion times I
Speaker 1: don't know hawk myself on the pod, but they are
Speaker 1: going on sale this week, and so please buy Tigott.
Speaker 1: It'll be very fun and um, I'm just very excited
Speaker 1: about the month because the show will be out, The
Speaker 1: special will be out on Showtime December two. You will
Speaker 1: not regret it. You must, must, must take the opportunity
Speaker 1: to see Matt because it's one of those Christmas things,
Speaker 1: those holiday things where which I don't think we get
Speaker 1: a lot of anymore. But it's like you remember the
Speaker 1: first time you saw like, let's say Elf, or the
Speaker 1: first time you saw like the Gringe, or like any
Speaker 1: of these amazing Christmas things like this is I mean,
Speaker 1: Joel has said this publicly, and now at this point,
Speaker 1: you've done it for enough years now that we can
Speaker 1: feel like it's this holiday classic tradition for us that
Speaker 1: like we love it's it's holiday entertainment that is like
Speaker 1: as soon as you see it, you recognize it to
Speaker 1: be great, and then you're like, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see this every year. It's one of those things you
Speaker 1: have to go buy a ticket. I love you, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud. That is so nice. It really genuinely
Speaker 1: is my pride to joy. And so I'm just happy
Speaker 1: now that it's like announced, because now I feel like
Speaker 1: it has to happen, like I always feel like at
Speaker 1: any second, like I don't know, there's been some rough,
Speaker 1: weird moments where like like the Quimmy thing, and like
Speaker 1: I don't know that I just got so off trapped.
Speaker 1: What I was talking about was you were talking, and
Speaker 1: I would love to talk about this this general thing
Speaker 1: in any place of work, in any workplace dynamic where
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, the thing that you want to happen,
Speaker 1: the outcome you want is up until the very last second,
Speaker 1: not guaranteed, and it's usually because it's being sort of mediated,
Speaker 1: held hostage by people who like make the decision for you,
Speaker 1: and that it's such a bad feeling on a human
Speaker 1: emotional level to like carry that around all the time.
Speaker 1: And like I feel like that's so much of what
Speaker 1: so many jobs are, but I feel like it's also
Speaker 1: so much of what like you and I do, where
Speaker 1: it is just like okay, we'll see what they say.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And also you want things to be successful too,
Speaker 1: And also with with this, it's I'm fully feeling like
Speaker 1: I really put into this hour of like that's me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that is my sense
Speaker 1: of humor. That is like what I'm capable of, Like
Speaker 1: that's me, and so like I'm just anxious to get
Speaker 1: it out because not everyone gets to have that experience.
Speaker 1: That's very cool. That is like an amazing opportunity, and
Speaker 1: so I'm really proud of it, like I can fully
Speaker 1: stand beside it and say this is me. And just
Speaker 1: the fact that it now has a release date is
Speaker 1: like it's happening. Literally, Like I can't believe that's going
Speaker 1: to happen, and I couldn't be happier about what it is.
Speaker 1: So that's why I, you know, speak on So of
Speaker 1: course we also have to talk about so many Matt
Speaker 1: Rogers happenings, and I love when there are Matt Rodgers
Speaker 1: happenings in the world. We did not get a chance
Speaker 1: to talk about your Celebrity Jeopardy appearance. Holy shit, that
Speaker 1: was so much fun and surreal, thrilling TV. What are
Speaker 1: the que card guys that work? Roman? I love you, Roman,
Speaker 1: Roman goes stops me on the floor yesterday on a
Speaker 1: Saturday when there's like a lot of craziness going on,
Speaker 1: he goes. But when I have to tell you, I
Speaker 1: loved Matt on Celebrity Jeopardy. It was one of the
Speaker 1: most thrilling hours of TV in my life I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It was like, wasn't it just the true Daily Doubles
Speaker 1: talk about it, Sally. That was first of all, when
Speaker 1: I said that I did it on the podcast, I
Speaker 1: had just taped it, so I was very much on
Speaker 1: a high. I was nervous that people would start watching
Speaker 1: it because it started so bad. You guys, like I
Speaker 1: was just being it was I was scared. I knew
Speaker 1: the outcome and I was scared. Oh no, I was
Speaker 1: being a dummy, Like it was really not going well.
Speaker 1: And so I thought to myself At one point I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, Like I'm just gonna really
Speaker 1: try to calm down. I was so wild on the buzzer,
Speaker 1: Like the buzzer of it all is very much an
Speaker 1: element of it that matters. Yes, clearly because so many
Speaker 1: of the answers, you clearly knew the answer. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was like baby jeopardy. You know. The questions were
Speaker 1: not hard, The questions were not the issue. It was
Speaker 1: the buzzer. So talk about the buzzer. What is it?
Speaker 1: What's happening there? Like you have to press it, not
Speaker 1: a second sooner than when it lets you, so picture
Speaker 1: you're me. I hold the buzzer in my hand. It's huge.
Speaker 1: It's like girthy. It's like a girthy buzzer. I hate
Speaker 1: a girthy buzzer. And the button itself is very thick,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's not like a pen cap,
Speaker 1: like a clicker on a pen. It's like a thick
Speaker 1: red button. And so that's like harder to negler skate
Speaker 1: with your thumb. I know I sound insane, but I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of the readers are at home
Speaker 1: nodding because thumb dexterity. You know, if you either have
Speaker 1: it or you don't know. And I'm sure it's intentional
Speaker 1: by design that they make it sort of hard to
Speaker 1: press yes maneuver because they don't want you abusing it.
Speaker 1: And so then there's this I had been told prior
Speaker 1: by a person that's been on Jeopardy, Lewis Verrtel, that
Speaker 1: you pressed the button on the last syllable of the
Speaker 1: host saying the question I get there. Come to find
Speaker 1: out that is no longer true. So it's the second
Speaker 1: she stops saying the question the second and these lights
Speaker 1: go up on the screen and then you buzz in.
Speaker 1: But like it's weird because like listening to her land
Speaker 1: the word and also thinking about the answer at the
Speaker 1: same time, whether you're a confident with the buzzing, it's
Speaker 1: just a lot more. And then there's the physical difficulty
Speaker 1: of the button. It's just more to adjust to than
Speaker 1: you think. It's a lot. It's a lot. I've never
Speaker 1: been on a game show, but watching you, I could
Speaker 1: sort of by proxy you would slay No. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: because I you would was stressed in that environment. I
Speaker 1: would not have gotten the Garland p question by the way,
Speaker 1: you would have gotten that right now, I no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I did not know never more was the answer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the question was, it's a three syllable word that's
Speaker 1: used like many times, many times Edgar Allan Pope poem
Speaker 1: The Raven, and I knew it was never more, but
Speaker 1: I quickly had to go more like do the syllable thing,
Speaker 1: because I was like it was a big old daily
Speaker 1: double like it was all my money, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I answered the Taylor Swift question and then sorry, that
Speaker 1: was witchcraft, that was chaos magic. Wanda m if you
Speaker 1: like the fact that you and Ago wote him had
Speaker 1: a learning curve with it struggled in the beginning makes
Speaker 1: me terrifies me because these are two of the smartest
Speaker 1: people I know, and I cannot outperform them in that way.
Speaker 1: I know, I won't know you could, you would be
Speaker 1: a lot calmer, That's what I'll say. And also, just
Speaker 1: watch Joel Joel. This episode is coming up, but just
Speaker 1: watch Joel Joel. I know for a fact, I have
Speaker 1: no doubt that he is a star on TV game show.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to tune in on that one or
Speaker 1: stream it on Hulu. The way I'm hawking celebrity japping
Speaker 1: now because I feel like I'm in the family like
Speaker 1: you are in the family's It's so much fun to
Speaker 1: play because like at the first you're nervous and then
Speaker 1: as as it goes, you're like, I'm into this, Like
Speaker 1: I would love to like have a way to stage
Speaker 1: like a Jeopardy and play that one night with friends.
Speaker 1: I do like games. My girls and I haven't played
Speaker 1: games in a long time. You need to make up
Speaker 1: your mind because you are a lot of the time
Speaker 1: like I hate games. Is that correct? I actually am
Speaker 1: not someone that says that. I just think if we're
Speaker 1: going to hang out, it should be either about games
Speaker 1: or about something else. Like I don't like to plan
Speaker 1: for one thing and then suddenly it's games, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like I'm actually pretty much always down
Speaker 1: for games, but I like to know you need to
Speaker 1: know if it's game night. Don't you think you do?
Speaker 1: But I think, here sneak peak, this is my I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, okay, limbs inside. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like people who like are anti games. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so you hate following whatever? You know? I know. I
Speaker 1: I feel like I can see being anti some games.
Speaker 1: I can see being anti games when you are a
Speaker 1: stranger in someone else's social circle. That's that's hell. That
Speaker 1: that's hell. A true nightmare is playing Cliplash with a
Speaker 1: close group of friends and being the only person that
Speaker 1: the friend of in that situation. It's like if we
Speaker 1: played Cliplash with the real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Up,
Speaker 1: we don't get this humor. We don't know this humor yet,
Speaker 1: so I'll do a different I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: But it's this thing where you sorry, I'm so stoned.
Speaker 1: It's this thing same where people say that they don't
Speaker 1: like games. You can't say you're not a game person.
Speaker 1: If you were with five of your closest friends in
Speaker 1: the world, five of your favorite people to ever exist,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you knew them or not. And let's
Speaker 1: say you were, you knew them like family, then then
Speaker 1: would you play a game with them? Then you're a
Speaker 1: game person. Most likely your answer is yes, Then yes,
Speaker 1: you're a game person. Do you know what I'm remembering
Speaker 1: right now? Which was one of the funnest nights, was
Speaker 1: when me, you and Pat played Mario Party. That was
Speaker 1: so funny And I have an announcement. We tried to
Speaker 1: book Pat Regan for this episode, but which was too big. Girl,
Speaker 1: Can I say I will be going back to the
Speaker 1: Eagle on Wednesday nights for jock Strap Night on a
Speaker 1: semi regular basis. We had so much fun. It was me, Pat, Josh,
Speaker 1: Aaron um, Ryan Jones, our friend, and Joel and then
Speaker 1: Joel was in town doing the Time one hundred gala
Speaker 1: and Joel was like, let's go to the Eagle. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I've always wanted to go for jock
Speaker 1: strap Night and the Pats like, so did I? So
Speaker 1: have I. Sam Taggert was like, so have I. But
Speaker 1: he couldn't make it, but we're bringing him next time.
Speaker 1: We were like, this is really fun. Actually I had
Speaker 1: a great time. That is a blast that everyone wear jocks.
Speaker 1: Most people did. The only one who did it I
Speaker 1: brought a job to work for the read through and
Speaker 1: then after did you wear your jot in the read through?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was thinking about it and then I
Speaker 1: would have been iconic behavior. Maybe I'll do it soon.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it was great and then Pat and I
Speaker 1: just that boy is so important to us. We love Pat. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's he's a treasure. He's a American treasure. We were
Speaker 1: hoping to share our American treasure with here today. But
Speaker 1: my girls on script, girls on script four hacks. She's
Speaker 1: on outline for hop outline excuse me, pardon me. Entirely
Speaker 1: different process. It's, you see, a totally different process. When
Speaker 1: you're on outline, you're saying, look, this happened here and
Speaker 1: that happened there. And when you're on script, it's more
Speaker 1: like it's happening and you're doing it. A glimpse inside
Speaker 1: the television industry. What if you wait? Did you watch
Speaker 1: The Male Speaking of the television industry? The reboot of It? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: should I you have to? Oh my god, Joel and
Speaker 1: I loved Is it? Anderson still? No, it's this iconic
Speaker 1: woman Alex Wagner. Yeah, she's sort of like I guess um,
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, but she's sort of like mad
Speaker 1: I was replacement, I I suppose, Yes, Yes, she's she's
Speaker 1: an NBC girl. Yes, I wasn't aware of her perfect
Speaker 1: vibe as the host of the Mall. Okay, I'm starting tonight.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about watching Malignant, but no, I need
Speaker 1: I need something. No girl and the spooky season. Watch
Speaker 1: The Caper, that the Social Caper, that is the Mall.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's some iconic characters, including a woman
Speaker 1: named Joy that you're gonna be screaming laughing at. I
Speaker 1: love it. I'm obsessed. My sister, Yang Yang when we
Speaker 1: first moved to the US. That was when The Male.
Speaker 1: It was right around the time when The Male premiered,
Speaker 1: and I remember it being I mean, Yang was the
Speaker 1: sort of cultural shepherd for me. Sure she was the shirt,
Speaker 1: but she kind of like it was like, here, you
Speaker 1: should watch this. I'm like this. Like her friends would
Speaker 1: make her mix CDs with like, you know, like s
Speaker 1: Club seven songs on them, let's say it, And I'd
Speaker 1: be like, who's this, Like I need to come out
Speaker 1: and say this. Like Yan was my portal to a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. But The Male was one of the first,
Speaker 1: literally one of the earliest pieces of culture. I can
Speaker 1: remember coming to the US and being like, oh, this
Speaker 1: fun show where people where someone's the mall and it
Speaker 1: really is a beautiful show. Beautiful She was really really good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that it's all out now so
Speaker 1: you can just binge the whole thing, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it right now. I didn't realize there
Speaker 1: was a new season of The Circle, and that's now
Speaker 1: shot to the top of the list. Every season of
Speaker 1: The Circle is amazing, It's perfect. I am so excited. Girl.
Speaker 1: We die for the Circle. Lost Culture is a Circle
Speaker 1: Stand show. We will do circle recaps. Potentially. Love is
Speaker 1: Blind is back in a really big way. I hear
Speaker 1: in a way that's like shocking and depressing and like
Speaker 1: concerning a wild season producer Becca saying wild season, Um,
Speaker 1: I need to tell you Jeff Probes was on SNL.
Speaker 1: Wait I saw that, did you meet him? I got
Speaker 1: to meet him, I got to say hello. I he
Speaker 1: Celeste was helping out so introduced mus for this incredible sketch.
Speaker 1: Go watch it. But there's a twist and Jeff Probes
Speaker 1: shows up at the end, And first he was just
Speaker 1: written in the script. It was like an amazing turn,
Speaker 1: like on page eight of like we got and Jeff
Speaker 1: Probes shows up, but like you know, someone playing Jeff
Speaker 1: Probes is there. Yeah, And then they were full on
Speaker 1: able to get Probes to fly fly from the West
Speaker 1: Coast with his family and and then Celestium was assisting
Speaker 1: on the sketch and they were like, yeah, Probes it's coming.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, Celeste and they were like,
Speaker 1: I was like, do you watch Survivor. They're like no,
Speaker 1: I don't, but I know that I should. And I
Speaker 1: was like, Celest stand, Jeff Probes coming is going to
Speaker 1: be major. And literally we had Tom Hanks back to
Speaker 1: do David Davids Pumpkins to be in some other sketches.
Speaker 1: Of course, like incredible experience. Could not be nice for
Speaker 1: that man every universally adored. Everyone was so excited for
Speaker 1: him to come back with Bobby moynihan. But when Celester
Speaker 1: was like Bowen, I was like bringing Jeff Probes to
Speaker 1: the floor and everyone burned their heads and was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Props. And then like people went up
Speaker 1: to him and he was so nice. I went up
Speaker 1: to him the first time made It was like good
Speaker 1: nights at dress rehearsal, and I was so stupid. I
Speaker 1: was like, Hi, Jeff, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: It's such a great season so far. I just started.
Speaker 1: I literally just started. I love Carla. Everyone was right,
Speaker 1: Carla is an icon and my winner, and she's reached
Speaker 1: out on instant and we're in touch and we're grabbing
Speaker 1: drinks when we're in the same city. It's already fast friendship.
Speaker 1: It's fast friendship period. Love that she is amazing. And
Speaker 1: then and then Jeff said, Carl is amazing. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that means. But then I was so stupid
Speaker 1: and I said, and um, I've spoken to Parvety. I've
Speaker 1: spoken to parmty'overty. He was like, oh no, he was.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh wow, that's great. And Zee we've
Speaker 1: had we've had two survivor contestants. And then and then
Speaker 1: and then afterwards, I was like three Aliza before Analyza,
Speaker 1: before dressing, before Good Nights on air. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and I also forgot to mention like I was friends
Speaker 1: with Zeke before he even went on the show. Um,
Speaker 1: and Jeff was also, of course going off about how
Speaker 1: great Zeke is and so I was just like, but
Speaker 1: I was like, this man was so I explained, and
Speaker 1: Celester was like, no, like he invented like a form
Speaker 1: of American television, Like it's crazy, you know, he is
Speaker 1: a blueprint. He's a blueprint. And then Celester was, I'm
Speaker 1: so impressed by how he is one of those people
Speaker 1: like so many times when people come nest and now
Speaker 1: you know, they're they're a little like perturbed by how
Speaker 1: it all works, which of course, but like if you
Speaker 1: tell them, okay, so this is where you have to
Speaker 1: be and this is we have to do, like, they
Speaker 1: get a little overwhelmed and that's totally able. But Slats
Speaker 1: was like I went up to him and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and can this line be like more of this and
Speaker 1: can you like be here and face and cheat out
Speaker 1: this way? He was like yep, yep, yep, okay great,
Speaker 1: and I was like, of course, Like this man like
Speaker 1: is an executive producer of like this amazing TV show
Speaker 1: and he's just like consummate professional like that. This man
Speaker 1: like is involved in all of the fucking challenges and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, he is a machine of broadcasting. He he
Speaker 1: literally we can talk about it like he really hosts
Speaker 1: the ship out of Survivor. Those tribal councils are long.
Speaker 1: He always has interesting ways to phrase questions relate to
Speaker 1: everyone be knowing but unknowing, And I mean he runs
Speaker 1: those episodes like it is the Jeff Probes Show and
Speaker 1: those live finales were no joke. I mean, this guy
Speaker 1: is he's tremendous. He's really really gifted at at what
Speaker 1: he does. Well, like he was just incredible. I I
Speaker 1: I I love him, and I did not. I did
Speaker 1: not ask to take a picture because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I just want to keep the
Speaker 1: memory and so great, so great, you know what. I'm
Speaker 1: watching it again now and I'm like, maybe I would
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, you would be great. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'd be great, but it would be a really
Speaker 1: fun fucking thing to do. Now that I've been on
Speaker 1: two game shows, I need a third. I need to
Speaker 1: complete the trifecta. You know what, I was watching earlier,
Speaker 1: and I watched all of which I kindly reminded of.
Speaker 1: One of your greatest performances was I watched the documentary
Speaker 1: about the bling ering Alexis Nyers. Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: of course they were kept saying a l e x
Speaker 1: I s in the documentary and my own she was
Speaker 1: going off. She just was so obsessed with herself. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: no one's talking to you. Shut up. But I watched
Speaker 1: the Nyer's documentary the thing. It was so good. I
Speaker 1: can't believe that happened, Like the t the bling Ringing
Speaker 1: of it all, And now I think tonight I am
Speaker 1: gonna after Potomac put on the Emma Watson, the Sofia
Speaker 1: Coppola movie The Bling Ring, because I really need to
Speaker 1: watch it with my eyes now instead of them. I
Speaker 1: think it's aged quite well. I can't wait, And because
Speaker 1: I think even still this happens where it's like people
Speaker 1: don't take like things about teen girls seriously, Like especially
Speaker 1: back then when it came out, it was like people like,
Speaker 1: what is this? Yeah? I want to rob, I want
Speaker 1: to rob. That is iconic? Is it iconic? Yeah? It's iconic?
Speaker 1: But do we like I think there's there's a big
Speaker 1: conversation to be had about I think people seem to
Speaker 1: be in disagreement about like Emma's performance in that movie.
Speaker 1: I think that the people that are right, I think
Speaker 1: it's very good, and I think that the people that
Speaker 1: are wrong are leading into maybe they don't like her
Speaker 1: as an actress generally, but that is a good performance.
Speaker 1: I I really do think it is. I do whenever
Speaker 1: I think of that movie, I mean, everybody, this The
Speaker 1: iconic thing to me is that full shot of the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in one take and they just do the whole thing
Speaker 1: genius perfect and what I love to do is that
Speaker 1: that was like Paris Hilton's actual house and she let
Speaker 1: them shoot in there. And then she fully went to
Speaker 1: the premiere. And at the end of this documentary it's
Speaker 1: three parts, it was really good. I loved it. Um
Speaker 1: At the end um and they're interviewing her on the
Speaker 1: red carpet and they were like, so, what do you
Speaker 1: think people would take from this movie? And she was
Speaker 1: just like that fame is so crazy and like we
Speaker 1: need because we need to center other things exeriously, this
Speaker 1: celebrity US culture is you know, it's too much, it's
Speaker 1: gone too far, and like it's really bad and poisonous.
Speaker 1: And then she just goes and hits the carpet and
Speaker 1: it's like it's just funny, like it's it's wild and
Speaker 1: what was crazy about it wasn't And if you watch,
Speaker 1: you'll see every person involved wanted to be famous in
Speaker 1: some way, like the lawyers, the people like it was.
Speaker 1: It was really a clown show. It was a clown parade,
Speaker 1: clown brigade. By the way, clown parade now on big
Speaker 1: many players, please listen. Honestly, I believe in our children
Speaker 1: so much and I believe the children are the future.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of each and every one of these girls.
Speaker 1: These girls really did that. No, I am like truly amazed,
Speaker 1: all so fucking funny voices. Gotta listen to Grata Marty
Speaker 1: got list, Crass Dazi, gotta listen to Riga Ka's you
Speaker 1: getta listen? Okay, so many more people coming, Millie, I'm missing.
Speaker 1: I'm missing so many people. I cannot wait for Millie.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for me coming out, hanging out. Wow,
Speaker 1: that girl. We spent a lot of time together. Um,
Speaker 1: Halloween weekend study and I we we party hopped. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: what do you do well, first reconnect, share time. Well,
Speaker 1: we want to know. We went to this one party
Speaker 1: that was very fun but very packed in l A
Speaker 1: and um oh it might have just an inspired and
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Actually oops, oops, well that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Should we should we proceed? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, I'm dragging. I'm so sorry. No, it's okay, bitch.
Speaker 1: We're still giving an hour of life. And after last
Speaker 1: week's Taylor, I think we're all just hungover. Yes, so
Speaker 1: I have my I don't think so, honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Is a sixty second segment um where
Speaker 1: we dragged something and I just want to say, like
Speaker 1: this is personal. Okay, oh for this, I don't think
Speaker 1: is not personal? Okay, all right, this is Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts new, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. If you're having a party in
Speaker 1: your bathroom situation is not together. We got to get
Speaker 1: the bathroom situations together at a large gathering. I'm talking
Speaker 1: several opportunities to relieve yourself locations wise. We need access.
Speaker 1: We need people to not be pissing all over the
Speaker 1: front lawn like it's mayhem, because that is the only
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you it was like a communal baccanal
Speaker 1: experience peeing with everyone like it was like it was
Speaker 1: like a beautiful chorus, but not what I wanted to
Speaker 1: necessarily experience. So if you're having a big, big party,
Speaker 1: have the bathroom situation together, because it's one thing people
Speaker 1: are going to need to do is use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna probably want to drink five and
Speaker 1: vibe conversate. They're gonna need to use the bathroom. I
Speaker 1: don't think somebody if they can't, oh that's one minute. Yikes,
Speaker 1: got to have the bathroom situation together. You need to
Speaker 1: walk me through this. I did go home with someone
Speaker 1: from that party that absolutely split me in half. I
Speaker 1: love that somebody. No, Oh, it felt so good to
Speaker 1: get split in half. I'll say that it had been
Speaker 1: it had been a long time, not you know, you
Speaker 1: have sex, but getting like really just really absolutely fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When m hmm, I was gonna say when you're dot
Speaker 1: dot dot split, because that's the perfect word. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just remember I remember being so afraid to bottom,
Speaker 1: like in my twenties, and now I would go back
Speaker 1: to that girl and I would say, you don't know
Speaker 1: what a wait you child. I would just pap him
Speaker 1: on the head and say, you don't know what awaits
Speaker 1: your child. If you as long as you let it happen,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be okay, It's gonna be Okayna be okay.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Well, I don't really think I have anything.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, you just said you did earlier. Well,
Speaker 1: but I feel as we covered it, what was it again?
Speaker 1: The people who say they're not games people, but is Okay,
Speaker 1: then I'll challenge you. Is there a game that you
Speaker 1: don't like? Is there a game that Bowen Yang doesn't enjoy? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: What is it? And would you even say you I
Speaker 1: don't think so Honey it no, because it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's it's I don't think so Honey ends up being
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to really make mine. I don't
Speaker 1: think so Honey is communal. Too many times, I feel
Speaker 1: like I don't think so many is an individual perspective
Speaker 1: on something. The best I don't think so honies are,
Speaker 1: of course, the ones that are speaking to something um relatable.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's relatable content, and that's what the future
Speaker 1: of I don't think so Honey will be of holds. So,
Speaker 1: but I have something, I have something? Well, first say
Speaker 1: what the game is that you don't like? I don't
Speaker 1: like custom heads up depths like when like it? Because
Speaker 1: that is that is the ultimate version of Oh, a
Speaker 1: friend of is here. But we're gonna play with the
Speaker 1: deck that is very specific to us, to this friend group.
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know about that. I don't know
Speaker 1: about that. It feels like an exclusion to me. Exclusion
Speaker 1: rider two words, two words, exclusion right rider, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: well this is Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: And what I do at this point in the show
Speaker 1: as I get my I get my phone so like
Speaker 1: and I've now I've done that. So for everyone keeping
Speaker 1: scoring at home, Um, that's happened, and his time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey. Why hotel don't sell the notepads,
Speaker 1: the stationary that's in every room, Like, it doesn't cost
Speaker 1: that much money. You would sell so many units. It
Speaker 1: is the chicest thing you can write something down on
Speaker 1: by hand, and so I need it around me at
Speaker 1: all times, and you can't, Like the only thing you
Speaker 1: can buy on the internet is like the Stanley Hotel notepad.
Speaker 1: Oh hotel, fucking like stupid hotels from culture. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want that. I want to real I want
Speaker 1: a Sunset Tower notepad. I want an Ace Hotel notepad.
Speaker 1: I want a Hotel Chelsea. I just I don't. And
Speaker 1: it's not even about like the idea of the hotel.
Speaker 1: It's just about writing something down that has the name
Speaker 1: of a fancy place on it, that's all. And there's
Speaker 1: something elevates the content of what is on that notepad,
Speaker 1: and therefore it's important to have it. That was an
Speaker 1: iconic one minute in two seconds. Wow, King, the kingdom
Speaker 1: that you reign over is plentiful with gifts. I feel like,
Speaker 1: can I be honest to say right now? I feel
Speaker 1: like you know that I'm in a very tender row place,
Speaker 1: and so you're you're just you're just validating the hell
Speaker 1: out of me. No, well, I know that you are
Speaker 1: in a tender row place. It's been a hard week,
Speaker 1: and then you went out, and like you're such a
Speaker 1: soldier for that, after you're a hard week, you even
Speaker 1: went out, And we're a soldier, a social soldier even now,
Speaker 1: social soldial soldier. Even now, you're just gassing me up.
Speaker 1: And I don't I don't want that. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to do that. To talk to you, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just or what have I done? No, No, not that that.
Speaker 1: What have you done lately? What have I done lately?
Speaker 1: That's annoyed? You? Be honest, it's honest, Um what you
Speaker 1: done lately? They can mean anything. It won't be you harsh,
Speaker 1: it won't be sure. I would say this, okay, this
Speaker 1: didn't annoy me. But if I even had one it's this.
Speaker 1: You texted me like this week to say something and
Speaker 1: didn't elaborate, and then I was like, I wish I
Speaker 1: knew what was happening, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: you texted me something that was just like I'm feeling
Speaker 1: this way, and I was like, what's going on? And
Speaker 1: then I did send you a lot of text back
Speaker 1: and you didn't respond, but I don't that didn't annoy me.
Speaker 1: I was just like, he's busy in and in his feelings.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but literally didn't annoy me. Let me see,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm looking back at the texts, Oh, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I saw that, but I feel like
Speaker 1: that's self evident. Though I'm not defending. I had no
Speaker 1: questions that were so probing that I needed you to respond.
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, we'll talk later. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was just, you know, feeling something at Mars is in retrograde.
Speaker 1: Everybody say that, So that means we're all going to
Speaker 1: have to reinterpret the way anger and conflict and power
Speaker 1: show up in our lives. Channy Nicholas is peering into
Speaker 1: my ass this year more than others. This is she
Speaker 1: is the one. It's well documented on this podcast. My
Speaker 1: skepticism with astrology. Now, I only I don't use it
Speaker 1: to like predict the future or like define myself necessarily.
Speaker 1: But but the way Channy always does astrology is that
Speaker 1: it always explains the collective mood and then like your
Speaker 1: own what might be going on in your life that
Speaker 1: you can that it's not like pointing to something that
Speaker 1: is happening but is going You can rethink of something
Speaker 1: that you're going through in these terms. And that's so useful,
Speaker 1: that's so nice. So it's amazing. It's also like it
Speaker 1: well this, I'll say this. One thing I have to
Speaker 1: stop doing is telling every single virgo I meet that
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to marry a virgo. Right, I looked them
Speaker 1: in their eyes and I say, I'm supposed to marry
Speaker 1: a virgo. Yeah. But what I was gonna say is,
Speaker 1: as long as it doesn't dictate everything and puts us
Speaker 1: in a good mood, I don't think like astrology like
Speaker 1: should be putting us in a bad mood. I think
Speaker 1: we should be using it to connect. Well yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean yes, I agree, like we should literally yeah, does
Speaker 1: that make sense? Like what I'm thinking about, Channey, It's
Speaker 1: like the astrology is never like you're gonna be this
Speaker 1: today because you're fucking bitch, like like co star or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, here's a tool for your life exactly, like
Speaker 1: here's what's happening like in in your chart and in
Speaker 1: the sky, like this is how you can think of
Speaker 1: something you're going through and it's so helpful. So anyway,
Speaker 1: that's why I like Taro. Yeah, Taras found yes and
Speaker 1: then and Channey pulls a card every week, um, and
Speaker 1: it's really really nice for me with Mars Bector grade,
Speaker 1: and I think this might be for a lot of people,
Speaker 1: like I am experiencing anger for the first time in
Speaker 1: a long time. I did not consider myself an angry
Speaker 1: person that I did not identify as one for a
Speaker 1: long time. And now I'm back to being like very
Speaker 1: very just on an oblivion level, being like everything must
Speaker 1: be destroyed. But it's so scary, it's so scary you
Speaker 1: just have to walk yourself back to just you know,
Speaker 1: take a breath and understand that things are very circumstantial
Speaker 1: and you know it's but yes, I mean, I never
Speaker 1: want you to feel angry because that's such an uncomfortable
Speaker 1: emotion to be in. Because it also it also The
Speaker 1: thing is when I feel angry, I also feel self
Speaker 1: conscious about that, and I just that's I hate having
Speaker 1: to manage that too. Like that, that's a I think
Speaker 1: a side effective anger that people don't admit is that
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. Well, I'm learning now that like anger never
Speaker 1: like gets me to do the thing I want to
Speaker 1: do better. It really never some people. I believe that
Speaker 1: some people are like, oh, anger motivates me into action,
Speaker 1: or it motivates me into like awareness and doing something
Speaker 1: with awareness, and that's like activating or whatever. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I realized, I literally realized that that does not apply
Speaker 1: to me, because I was angry and then like it
Speaker 1: got in the way of doing something that I was
Speaker 1: called to do and I didn't like that. Um. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry I'm being vague readers, UM, but anyway, thank you
Speaker 1: everyone for um just just listening to these blending an
Speaker 1: ear too truly to lending an ear to her. Well, girl,
Speaker 1: I this was therapy once again. This was one of
Speaker 1: those Um, it's been a big holiday and a tough
Speaker 1: week and we record on Sunday's vibes and that raw
Speaker 1: tender nerve that you share, Huh, it is why you
Speaker 1: were a legends, and I have a song for you
Speaker 1: that's going to check us out. Oh my god, my
Speaker 1: friend is so good to me. I can almost see
Speaker 1: that dream I'm dreaming. There's a voice you'll never reach.
Speaker 1: You think about that. There's a voice inside your head
Speaker 1: saying you will never reach it. Terrible for I hate
Speaker 1: that voice. It is big. Take it. I don't know
Speaker 1: the rest of that. Okay, well, if you want to
Speaker 1: hear the rest of it, you can listen to Miley
Speaker 1: CYRSS album. I actually don't remember which one right now.
Speaker 1: It's off It's off the hand hm on Tanna soundtrack
Speaker 1: movie The Client, Bitch. You made it look bad. You
Speaker 1: made me look bad at dot the words you made
Speaker 1: me look bad? Fuck you? Should we end on this shoe?
Speaker 1: We end on an angry note? Yeah, hey fuck you? No, No,
Speaker 1: we love you, love you love