Speaker 1: Hello, my goodness, good morning, afternoon or evening.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with.
Speaker 1: Sydney and Marie Samiel. Oh my goodness, what a day?
Speaker 2: What a day? What are we doing? Dude?
Speaker 1: Every time, every couple days something will happen and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Is this my life?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I can't wait till the whole world knows how
Speaker 3: amazing we are because the things that we go through.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, shout out to everybody listening in Australia.
Speaker 1: We got people listening out there. Shout out to people listening,
Speaker 1: you know, just across the world.
Speaker 3: See somebody slid in my Venmo like two months ago
Speaker 3: and gave me some money, like for just because I said,
Speaker 3: give me some money. So I want to say thank
Speaker 3: you to that person. I think her name was Molly.
Speaker 3: I'm not for sure.
Speaker 1: But Molly just sent you money from the pot.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Molly Krueger paid and she said some coins
Speaker 3: for Sydney, Elizabeth Washington and hopes for a shout out
Speaker 3: on the unoffici so experts to this dedicated podcast listening
Speaker 3: beije woman named Molly. Oh my god, that'd be National
Speaker 3: Venmo Day. Don't roast me.
Speaker 2: Molly. I love you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet you and see you. Molly,
Speaker 1: you didn't slut him up vimo because she didn't ask.
Speaker 1: I don't have to ask on Twitter. I'm not asking.
Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all.
Speaker 2: You're asking asking. You shall receive Molly.
Speaker 1: They can't find you. Thank you, Molly for sending Sydney
Speaker 1: some money. Yeah, I'll listen. We've I'm sure we shared
Speaker 1: it in a cab. How you doing, a girl? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm doing really well. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: we're ending the year really really strong. Right, twenty seventeen
Speaker 1: has been you know, the comedy is going going really well.
Speaker 1: I feel like twenty eighteen is going to be an
Speaker 1: amazing year. Like y'all not even gonna know me in
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, absolutely remember when Marie and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: like you actually know I totally remember.
Speaker 2: Do you remember me from absolutely not. I'm gonna change
Speaker 2: my name so it's not even gonna be fucking Sydney.
Speaker 1: Right right right, because I'm like too good to be
Speaker 1: a Maria. It's gonna be like Anastagia.
Speaker 2: Is the Sydney still gonna be in the name?
Speaker 1: No, I think I'm gonna change my name of Tamuu.
Speaker 2: What you want, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Exciting.
Speaker 2: So Marie, what were you an expert in?
Speaker 1: I was an expert at not being prepared to be
Speaker 1: an expert this week. That's crazy because we have the
Speaker 1: same expert My goodness. I mean, I think what it
Speaker 1: is is, I'm just really excited about this guest, and
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe we should just like jump into that.
Speaker 2: I think we should do that. I'm so for that.
Speaker 2: You see, we're in a good place. We were in
Speaker 2: a chord. Yeah.
Speaker 3: This next guest, honestly, everybody should know who the hell
Speaker 3: he is. He's a great writer, comedian, stand up actor.
Speaker 3: He's written a couple of plays that you guys should see.
Speaker 1: Hidden Fences, which was a Jenna Bush like mistake at
Speaker 1: like the Golden Globes or something, and he turned that
Speaker 1: mistake into like a really really fun.
Speaker 2: Freaking gym. It's such a gym.
Speaker 1: And then he recently had the color Arkle. This is
Speaker 1: a mix up of the color purple and Steve Erkle. Amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've seen him all over New York City. Give it
Speaker 1: up for our projects.
Speaker 4: Expert Jordan's tempa p my project.
Speaker 2: Do you know in projects?
Speaker 1: Is it project path, project pete, project project pat maybe project?
Speaker 2: Probably your mom when your mom did she projects.
Speaker 5: George Lay for school, she was singing that.
Speaker 1: So you're you're born and raised in New York. What
Speaker 1: projects is are in queens.
Speaker 6: Uh south Side? Forty projects? Far Rockaway? Wow, Hammels Edgemere?
Speaker 2: Are you listed all the projects?
Speaker 5: Projects?
Speaker 2: So what's a? What's a? Is there a famous person
Speaker 2: that came out of your projects? Because I feel like.
Speaker 6: From Ravens were projects that's from that's the project over
Speaker 6: from Queensbridge.
Speaker 7: So like your NAS adjacent, NAS adjacent, Jungle adjacent, mob
Speaker 7: deep mob deep, Prodigy adjacent, Okay, okay, hood hood adjacent.
Speaker 2: What do you mean projects? In my mind? Project is
Speaker 2: hood always? Yeah? Is this?
Speaker 6: My project was described to me recently as the soft projects.
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody came for your struggles. So y'all wore like
Speaker 1: y'all wore like skinny jeans and whatnot.
Speaker 2: So your dads were around in the projects. I would
Speaker 2: skateboard in the project. I skateboarded in my projects. In
Speaker 2: my project, you were in my projects.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So you were kind of like it's that
Speaker 1: guy's name kick Push.
Speaker 6: Blue Babe, or even like Kareem Campbell.
Speaker 5: He's a black skateboarder. Kids would call me black Tony Hawk.
Speaker 2: I'm loud love.
Speaker 1: I love when I see black people on skateboards because
Speaker 1: I just feel like we make it look so much
Speaker 1: cooler than our beige contemporaries.
Speaker 3: I just want to see a black dude on a skateboard,
Speaker 3: rob somebody.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what the listeners.
Speaker 3: Drew Dowdy is another comedian who is fun at herol
Speaker 3: He's sexy, so sexy, he's got a great he's too
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 1: He's too tall for a skateboard. I don't know, no,
Speaker 1: but he's got long legs. You got legs that are
Speaker 1: good enough. You can't be above a certain You can't
Speaker 1: be five ten on a skateboard.
Speaker 5: How tall are you six one?
Speaker 2: You're six one?
Speaker 1: You don't give me six at all because you because
Speaker 1: he's a lion.
Speaker 2: It's a damn lie. How tall are you giving your id?
Speaker 1: Don't don't by the idea because you put you put
Speaker 1: the height down yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't trust you're five eleven. What you're telling me
Speaker 2: that you six ft? Need you at least five les. Well,
Speaker 2: stand up right now. I just want to see you
Speaker 2: are tall. You know what you know what it is is, listeners,
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 1: I have a very tall sense of self, so I
Speaker 1: just assume that I'm the same height as everybody in
Speaker 1: the room at all times.
Speaker 2: You have a short person, you know, you carry it short.
Speaker 1: You carry it lou lou, sweet cheer, you carry.
Speaker 2: It in your cab.
Speaker 5: I'm humble, y'all.
Speaker 2: You you have a hat on. That's it's daddy on.
Speaker 2: You're not humble. You know what it is?
Speaker 3: You have a short neck. Your neck is short. If
Speaker 3: your if your neck is longer, I could see that. No,
Speaker 3: you definitely don't.
Speaker 2: That's the thing that moms say people nights. I need
Speaker 2: to get one of them things that make my neck look.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta get what's what's that like those tribes
Speaker 1: that do like the necklaces that like logate their next long.
Speaker 2: It Yeah short, you do it's real?
Speaker 5: Stubby, damn stuffy?
Speaker 2: You is your other?
Speaker 5: Next?
Speaker 2: Short? You got too short?
Speaker 8: Next?
Speaker 2: I got to next.
Speaker 6: I never thought I came to do this podcast. Y'all
Speaker 6: make me feel self conscious.
Speaker 2: That's what we do. That's what I love.
Speaker 5: Was like roast.
Speaker 2: We build you up and bring you down.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel good about my neck.
Speaker 2: No, you're good the sort. And you are handsome, you're Haitian.
Speaker 2: You're doing well.
Speaker 8: Wow, people, you're handsome and Haitian. Wow, you're doing better
Speaker 8: than he's an idiot.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I'm I'm stunning and I'm Haitian too,
Speaker 1: so and I'm people say that to me all the time.
Speaker 1: Black can we can we talk about growing up in
Speaker 1: the project? Did you like where the elevators always broken?
Speaker 1: Did people pee in the hallway? Do people smoking the hallway?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What's that? Like? Virginity on the roof?
Speaker 5: I put in the steps. I sucked a couple of
Speaker 5: my girlfriends and.
Speaker 2: The steps to okay, the same steps.
Speaker 5: The same steps? Where okay?
Speaker 2: So where what floor? What's a good floor to pee on?
Speaker 6: Between four and five? You need to like be kind
Speaker 6: of in the cut, like around the corner. So there's
Speaker 6: like two different doors that swing open, one where it's
Speaker 6: like you don't expect anyone to peek out up to
Speaker 6: the next floor, they're going straight down, and the other
Speaker 6: one where you could just be like just me and
Speaker 6: my girlfriend just hanging out.
Speaker 2: So what's what's a good sex floor.
Speaker 5: Between four and five?
Speaker 2: And that's also the p floor.
Speaker 6: There's also and you could peel on on the second
Speaker 6: floor is the camera, so anything above the warm Oh.
Speaker 2: And the second floor is where the laundry mat is.
Speaker 2: Sydney Wood, every building is not the same. So when
Speaker 2: did you become a project? I lived with my friend
Speaker 2: in the projects for like a couple of months. Larner.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my goodness. That's a town home.
Speaker 5: That's a that's amazing.
Speaker 1: So you said it like you knew for the fact
Speaker 1: that they all got the same blueprints.
Speaker 2: So why not just go home to peep?
Speaker 5: Oh? Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes it wasn't your building.
Speaker 6: Sometimes if you go into other buildings, or you smoke
Speaker 6: a weed, Oh you're coming back from getting some weed.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta take a piss.
Speaker 2: Can't you just pee outside?
Speaker 5: Nah? Sometimes you could do that too. You could pee everywhere.
Speaker 5: It's the project. It's so cheap already, it doesn't even matter, yo.
Speaker 1: So like I feel like when people think of projects,
Speaker 1: they think of like really ugly paint and like riches
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have broches, my mom's paint. My mom still
Speaker 6: lives in projects and the paint its chipping crazy, the
Speaker 6: water is foul.
Speaker 2: The water is bad too.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I meant the water in the wall that
Speaker 6: makes the like that. Yeah, it's pretty bad. But her
Speaker 6: crib is nicer than mine. I don't even know what
Speaker 6: I'm talking about. Actually, I moved out of the projects
Speaker 6: and into a worse apartment, not project.
Speaker 2: How is that possible?
Speaker 6: Because I got two other roommates, and before I was
Speaker 6: living with my mom's. Yeah, I was in the PJS
Speaker 6: until last year.
Speaker 2: So, Georgia, I didn't even know you're struggling like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, going through it. I did not know your life
Speaker 6: turned the corner this year. I'm an entirely different person.
Speaker 2: I know you too. You took a car here today,
Speaker 2: I did. You took a car here.
Speaker 3: But I still feel the projects like the remnants of it.
Speaker 2: I still there's an edge.
Speaker 1: There's Project cru Yeah, you're you know, I don't see
Speaker 1: that at all. I would not have known that you
Speaker 1: were the project PJ pts D you know, can we
Speaker 1: talk about that?
Speaker 2: What's that? What's that?
Speaker 6: Just seeing a group of niggas Sometimes I'm just like,
Speaker 6: come on, come on, niggas, Like I'm ready.
Speaker 2: You ever get hold of my pockets?
Speaker 5: And when I walk by a group of niggas, sometimes
Speaker 5: your pocket. No, No, I've been Yeah, man.
Speaker 2: You've been jumping before. We jump talk about it the.
Speaker 6: First time I went to So it's like a neighboring
Speaker 6: project to me, a story of projects.
Speaker 2: It's like the project we beef with and.
Speaker 1: The projects beef with the projects. Yeah, yeah, I'm both
Speaker 1: doing bad. Yeah, we're all laughing at you guys.
Speaker 9: We're actually we're trying to stay there.
Speaker 5: That's why we keeping you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got solutions to problems that we created ourself.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, I'm sounding like Ben Causton's son.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I don't want to say that, but I was like, wow,
Speaker 9: working on now, it's a character I'm working on.
Speaker 5: No, it's just yeah, I do have pj PTSD. This
Speaker 5: is crazy.
Speaker 6: So I'm going to this party. There's this girl, big
Speaker 6: booty girl, and the story of projects. I'm like, gott
Speaker 6: to see her again, Gotta.
Speaker 9: See her because but was fat, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 2: What her face looked like, he don't.
Speaker 5: Even her face was was beat. But you know, that's
Speaker 5: just life.
Speaker 2: The cars that she was built.
Speaker 8: Her.
Speaker 1: God gave her that her God, well, my guy would
Speaker 1: for sake me, because I don't have a little I
Speaker 1: have a little butt.
Speaker 5: So yeah, she was. She was Jamaican.
Speaker 6: I don't I don't blame her for it, but you
Speaker 6: know her for it, man.
Speaker 2: Like I got that.
Speaker 5: Face.
Speaker 1: Was so you were going to the neighboring projects to
Speaker 1: beat up Big Booty Judy.
Speaker 5: To beat it. It was a house party.
Speaker 2: And then I go, I'm not going to a house
Speaker 2: party in the projects.
Speaker 6: And I was like, yo, let's go, and and uh,
Speaker 6: a fight broke out.
Speaker 5: Some people was getting stabbed.
Speaker 2: I think you think I just heard.
Speaker 6: I just saw this. If y'all can't see, that's my
Speaker 6: hand going up and down.
Speaker 2: It's like the Jason arm.
Speaker 6: The Jason arm. It was a pretty bad time. And
Speaker 6: I left and then started raining and I was like, wait, y'all,
Speaker 6: I left my umbrella because I went back for them.
Speaker 6: I went back for the umbrella, but really to see
Speaker 6: big Booty Judy. And then I walked back out of
Speaker 6: the building and like forty niggas were like, hey, who niggas,
Speaker 6: And I was I don't know, just came get my humble.
Speaker 2: I don't know this is back at the party.
Speaker 5: It's back outside of the people. And then they chased
Speaker 5: this out.
Speaker 2: They chased the chase. What did you get?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, niggas threw a beach chair at me. That's a
Speaker 9: good fight. That's a good fight sequence.
Speaker 6: I don't know where it came from, Like, where was this?
Speaker 2: I really like December? Yeah, it was speaking window.
Speaker 6: It was Winter wonderful type project. Yes, it's just like
Speaker 6: now I see a beach chair made that ship up?
Speaker 6: Did some object working through the object on my head?
Speaker 1: Yo, make sure that when you write the next the
Speaker 1: movie that you write, make sure that you incorporate the
Speaker 1: flying beach share.
Speaker 2: It's super important.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty much. So two of that's my brand.
Speaker 6: Absurd ship happened in the hood.
Speaker 2: What what's the what's the most like dramatic? Like, what
Speaker 2: kind of fights did you used to see?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll tell you a fight I got into. Okay,
Speaker 6: when I was sixteen, there was this kid. I think
Speaker 6: it was over a basketball game.
Speaker 2: Probably, I mean it wasn't a soccer game.
Speaker 5: Nah, and it was your cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sydney shoved her up her feet under my shirt.
Speaker 2: It's under your shirt. It's under your butt too. So cold.
Speaker 2: That's fine, you have one the most close. I'm dying me.
Speaker 6: My friend said, I don't even think I let my
Speaker 6: girl do this. She would even she would even try that.
Speaker 2: Okay, she knows better, but Sidney does not. I do not.
Speaker 9: Your feet feet, Oh crazy, yo, Sydney, move your city,
Speaker 9: your feet Sidney.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's looking at your feet. Now, don't
Speaker 1: look at them. Oh yo yo, roast him for like
Speaker 1: two seconds. Get in there, give me your best.
Speaker 5: Your feet looked like a bunch of abandoned homes.
Speaker 2: Keep going going. Your fe look like you looks like
Speaker 2: my projects.
Speaker 5: Your feet look like the orphans in that abandoned home.
Speaker 5: No fire.
Speaker 2: Oh man, he said, your feet got third degree burn.
Speaker 5: Since, yeah, they got third degree.
Speaker 2: And look at how smushed against the side of the
Speaker 2: couch he is he.
Speaker 5: Look like afro punk.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: That okay? So they're doing too much. Everyone appunk is always.
Speaker 5: Doing brown and they want to be seen.
Speaker 1: God, Sydney, please tuck your toes in the cushion or something.
Speaker 5: Sorry, is there you guys like I'm thinking of afropunk
Speaker 5: shirt like you're doing too much.
Speaker 1: You are doing you are afro punk right now, you're
Speaker 1: doing doing too much. Continue continue, Wait, so who got
Speaker 1: let's talk about this.
Speaker 5: So I had to fight. We fight on a basketball game.
Speaker 6: We take off our shirts because we little niggas and
Speaker 6: want to show that we've done a couple of push ups,
Speaker 6: and then we were going in.
Speaker 5: We fight. I throw a couple of swings at him.
Speaker 2: Are you winning? Are you losing?
Speaker 5: And I'm winning?
Speaker 6: I swing and I hit him and he spins around.
Speaker 6: I hit him so hard. Wow, patient, haitian anger salt.
Speaker 6: But I feel like I don't know, Jordan. You don't
Speaker 6: look like you could like hit. Wow, Jordan, you don't
Speaker 6: you can hit. Also, you don't look you from the projects.
Speaker 6: I almost feel like you're lying. Like you had a
Speaker 6: yard and maybe a dog.
Speaker 5: No I didn't. I didn't have ship.
Speaker 2: You had a cat? You didn't have a dog?
Speaker 5: No, I had a cat? Throw him in the ceiling fan?
Speaker 5: What that so like?
Speaker 2: That sound like some project behavior?
Speaker 8: Serious?
Speaker 2: I can't be your friend? Was the would the you
Speaker 2: know my feet? My feet deserved better? No, thank you.
Speaker 6: I fell back onto the bench over a bike and
Speaker 6: he like pummeled me in the head. I got a
Speaker 6: huge speednot speed, not a big noot. That appears very
Speaker 6: fast speed.
Speaker 2: Nott Okay, I get it. Wait can we go back
Speaker 2: to this cat in the ceiling fan? You would just
Speaker 2: throw it? What is wrong with you? While the fan
Speaker 2: was on? Are you would throw the cat in the ceiling?
Speaker 2: I'm really upset? Why because she's a project?
Speaker 1: He's an animal, Sydney. You're clearly an animal. I'm from
Speaker 1: the project, Sydney, Deny. What are the projects known for?
Speaker 1: What is usually around the projects? Several liquor liquor stores,
Speaker 1: Kennedy Fried Chicken, Kennedy Fried Chicken or spot.
Speaker 2: Spot single cigarettes. Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Do you think people have misconceptions about the projects or
Speaker 3: everything people believe?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I think everything we have is right.
Speaker 6: The projects are dumb, and that people from the projects
Speaker 6: don't have anything of value outside of you know, like
Speaker 6: they think we're just like chilling, drinking and smoking all day.
Speaker 6: And my project specifically, I remember there were we used
Speaker 6: to stash like chess pieces in the bushes because there
Speaker 6: were like a chessboard like on the place, like a
Speaker 6: little table, stone table, and we used to play chess
Speaker 6: all day. Niggas playing time chests. Oh you're a little
Speaker 6: there's a little chest like tournaments and.
Speaker 2: Stuff Okay, Well in the projects. They're in the middle of.
Speaker 1: The projects on his pro jerks. So yeah, My question
Speaker 1: for you is you said you lived in the projects.
Speaker 1: Up until last year, you were bringing women to the projects.
Speaker 1: So you're saying Liz was coming through to the projects.
Speaker 1: You had white women a couple of times. You need
Speaker 1: to marry her, you need, you need to marry her. Okay, hold,
Speaker 1: but she came at least one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them, did a lot of them.
Speaker 2: You've got a lot of nerves. I know that's.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. There was plenty of girls
Speaker 2: coming to my project. And how is sex in the projects?
Speaker 3: Because I've done it once and I walked out and
Speaker 3: I definitely felt like I was sexually assaulted.
Speaker 2: It wasn't felt like I needed to call it. Leave
Speaker 2: your post.
Speaker 6: It's like sex any other places, except the light flickers
Speaker 6: a little more.
Speaker 2: Now and there's a bug on that there's no headboard.
Speaker 5: Show is it?
Speaker 2: Did you mattress? Mattresses on the floor?
Speaker 5: No, I ain't have no floor.
Speaker 1: Somebody in a project I don't remember, Sydney. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and take a we did a video about it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a minute.
Speaker 2: Video. It comes back to me in a minute. It's
Speaker 2: not it's not. It's not the word YouTube video. Everybody
Speaker 2: go to, Uh, mister easy was.
Speaker 5: My mom's house. So it looks like your moms are
Speaker 5: like Auntie.
Speaker 6: It's like nick, it was it wasn't like it wasn't
Speaker 6: it wasn't a a a male dominated household like it
Speaker 6: was my mom's credit.
Speaker 2: So like plastic on the couch, plastic on the couch
Speaker 2: cushions or no.
Speaker 6: Not like futon like new age like nice kinty cloth
Speaker 6: in the corner like a house little little little black
Speaker 6: like like little African like dogs.
Speaker 2: So when you bring a girl in, like what kind
Speaker 2: of refreshments did you have for her?
Speaker 5: Juice?
Speaker 2: Because spray or ocean spray and yeah, other kinds? Is
Speaker 2: there another type? There's like seatown brand.
Speaker 5: Seatown?
Speaker 1: Really in the projects, there's no, there's no seat towns
Speaker 1: associated not thing. Yeah, that's the same thing or a
Speaker 1: key food Oh seatown wait yeah town.
Speaker 2: Did your mother ever make any of like the packet
Speaker 2: iced tea?
Speaker 1: No, no's not necessarily a project thing though what people
Speaker 1: in the suburbs packets of stuff?
Speaker 2: She never, Madelid, my mom was better than that. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about your brother form. Oh yeah, so what is
Speaker 2: your what's your mother's name?
Speaker 5: That is?
Speaker 2: That's a good mom. You know, let's I hang out there,
Speaker 2: your mom hang out name Roslin here, we're I She's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I really like her.
Speaker 6: Mom's held it down. That's why the crib was decent.
Speaker 6: And I'm a half decent person, you know.
Speaker 2: Are you? Yeah? I'm pretty am all right.
Speaker 3: I see the way the things that you say and
Speaker 3: the comments that you made on this podcast.
Speaker 2: You ain't ship. You were throwing cat in the the
Speaker 2: that's that was your cat?
Speaker 1: What I can't talk to you anymore after the project,
Speaker 1: after this, we're done.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's going to tag you in this.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like some nigga named Jordan's who throws cats and.
Speaker 5: Uh that was the one time thing.
Speaker 6: And after I saw how much the cat didn't like it,
Speaker 6: I said, hey, I gotta stop, and I did.
Speaker 2: I put my foot down on the cat on the exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw what you were going with that cat. People
Speaker 2: are not going to like this at all. I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not really a cat person, so I
Speaker 2: don't really care.
Speaker 9: I live with a cat now, I'm nicer to him.
Speaker 9: Deaf got no ceiling fans. Cat, you throw him at
Speaker 9: the box fan.
Speaker 5: It's pretty high though.
Speaker 2: You threw him at the box fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, let's continue talking about Marie stopped laughing. It's funny, Sidney,
Speaker 1: He's already doing it. I'm just talking to him about it.
Speaker 1: You guys, having me is our cat torture. You're no
Speaker 1: longer a project. The ASPCA or whatever is going. Okay,
Speaker 1: so reach out to you when you're talking about your mom.
Speaker 1: Oh my mom, she did she like not let you
Speaker 1: go out after a certain time, Like was she one
Speaker 1: of these like you got to be home because people
Speaker 1: are crazy out here.
Speaker 5: Or was she like it wasn't the craziest.
Speaker 6: There would be a couple of things happening here and there,
Speaker 6: but no, she just let me go when I wanted.
Speaker 6: I would come back like wasted one time. More than
Speaker 6: a couple of times i'd be I'd come home like
Speaker 6: super high. And it took me forever to graduate. And
Speaker 6: at one point I just didn't go outside because I
Speaker 6: wanted to finish high school.
Speaker 2: It took you for ever.
Speaker 5: I wasn't five. I went to five high schools.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jordiana. You kept getting kicked out.
Speaker 6: I got kicked out of I got no, you weren't
Speaker 6: left back. I got kicked out of one.
Speaker 2: And then what happened.
Speaker 6: I got expelled for smoking a cigarette and stupid I
Speaker 6: got into a previous fight before it was a border school.
Speaker 2: You went to boarding school. Yeah, so your mother sent
Speaker 2: you out of the projects.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but my school also helped facilitate that. But my
Speaker 6: mom wanted me to like get out, and you know.
Speaker 2: It was that's why you don't have that project vibe
Speaker 2: because you in school.
Speaker 1: That's what it did, really erase all the projects out
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not a bad thing that had the product.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yes it is. You have to do rag
Speaker 2: and have the tail out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Tims and
Speaker 2: Shorts has a problem reversal like version. I'm just like
Speaker 2: you know what I think I see now you're ready
Speaker 2: to fight for the project that.
Speaker 5: We got hots too.
Speaker 7: No, but like.
Speaker 1: You keep out turkeys, but like, do you keep in
Speaker 1: touch with anybody that you grew up with in the
Speaker 1: projects who didn't go to boarding school, because they're probably
Speaker 1: not in the same place that you.
Speaker 5: Have right now anyone from my projects.
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like you should contact them or
Speaker 1: like at least try to stay friends with them because
Speaker 1: you can help them get out. They can look at
Speaker 1: what you're doing and be inspired.
Speaker 2: But they didn't go to boarding school. Said it's that
Speaker 2: you don't need to go to boarding school.
Speaker 1: But if you see what Jordan's doing right now, like
Speaker 1: if they came to a show or came to a space,
Speaker 1: you gotta be like Sean Corter, you gotta get.
Speaker 2: Back just started.
Speaker 5: It'd be cool if they did. But I feel like.
Speaker 6: Like I isolated myself so much, like I'm not cool
Speaker 6: with them, but I also like people just don't like
Speaker 6: I'm just on my own. Fucking yeah, I can trying
Speaker 6: to super and he's trying to compare you to jay Z.
Speaker 6: It's like not realistic. Oh so what did jay Z
Speaker 6: do for Marcie projects?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Literally nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm a comedian. I can't call him out call out
Speaker 5: my projects like a rapper.
Speaker 2: Queens. That's why, because they're Queen's projects, nobody cares.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Queen, oh boy, I can't believe you bought
Speaker 1: jay Z up Sydney. I am okay, I mean I'm
Speaker 1: just saying like.
Speaker 2: Recently, yeah, that seems like a cool dude that school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a friend that dated him, So so
Speaker 1: what I mean I have some things. I mean, you
Speaker 1: got some dig pics in your phone from your friend
Speaker 1: who didn't know.
Speaker 5: No, I just your friend got nice feet.
Speaker 3: Actually, her feet are like two levels above mine. They're
Speaker 3: not the best, but they're not terrible.
Speaker 1: But she's gorgeous. She's stunning. So you don't even care
Speaker 1: about her feet.
Speaker 2: Or her hands.
Speaker 5: I got I got project feet in the hands.
Speaker 2: Let me see you take your shoes off. Come on,
Speaker 2: come on, I just showed you mine. You show everybody
Speaker 2: your feet. My god, please put your feet away.
Speaker 5: I always wanted to get out though I wanted to.
Speaker 5: I mean my brother.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you had a brother. You have older brother,
Speaker 2: but he looked like years nine years Instagram.
Speaker 5: He's married. He doesn't have Instagram. He's not one. He's
Speaker 5: not on Facebook.
Speaker 2: This is what your it looks like. You ran this
Speaker 2: by so many times because anybody be asking.
Speaker 5: Sixth grade?
Speaker 2: Uh tea teacher, teacher, Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 1: Rosmand did well, she did, and she's wonderful. What's the scariest,
Speaker 1: the scariest thing that's ever happened? To you in the
Speaker 1: project hmmm, or just like scariest moment where you're like,
Speaker 1: who this ain't it for me?
Speaker 5: I was selling drugs.
Speaker 2: You're selling drugs.
Speaker 1: You, Jordan, you're learning skateboarding as sugars playing.
Speaker 2: You look like a hipster.
Speaker 5: That was a really bad we dealer.
Speaker 2: So you probably smoked all the week? Yeah I did,
Speaker 2: he did.
Speaker 5: I would smoking.
Speaker 6: I smoked the weed with a couple of girls at school,
Speaker 6: and I remember coming back to the dude who I
Speaker 6: was selling for his house and he was like, he's like,
Speaker 6: what happened, man, where's the money? And I'm like and
Speaker 6: I'm like sitting there quiet and his friends are like
Speaker 6: laughing around me.
Speaker 2: It's just like, ah, this nigga smoked it. He smoked.
Speaker 2: You smoked the with some bitches, didn't you. And I
Speaker 2: started like tearing up.
Speaker 5: Dealers And he was like, yo, you crying right now? Yo,
Speaker 5: you're about to cry. He was like, Yo, you did, yo? Yo,
Speaker 5: come here, man, come here. And he yoked me up
Speaker 5: a little bit and yo, and then he gave me
Speaker 5: more weed to sell.
Speaker 2: And you smoke that too. Yeah, fucking problem, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like sixteen.
Speaker 2: I was lost. I was like my black Boy loss.
Speaker 2: I was like, gone, yeah, black boy loss, that's a
Speaker 2: play right there.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: You're so tired, You're like you don't want to write anymore. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm ready, But I don't know, but yeah, no, that
Speaker 2: was a pretty that was a sad time.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Mostly it's like, uh, I feel super like, oh damn,
Speaker 6: I have a lot to prove, like from uh the projects,
Speaker 6: Like I ain't grow up with a silver spoon. I
Speaker 6: see some people who have and it makes me like,
Speaker 6: it gives me even more fuels. Sometimes people just don't
Speaker 6: know what people think. People are like dom who grew
Speaker 6: up in public housing, especially like New York City, Like
Speaker 6: some fucking brilliant people came out of Knightscha. You gotta
Speaker 6: fox with you know what I mean? Nightscha never heard nobody?
Speaker 6: What's New York City housing and thirty the project? Do
Speaker 6: you have any good like good moment that happened in
Speaker 6: the projects?
Speaker 2: Great moment?
Speaker 1: I feel like I even want to take a I
Speaker 1: want to take a step back even and talk about
Speaker 1: some other famous people who have come out of the projects.
Speaker 1: Who else is from like a New York City housing project?
Speaker 1: That's famous most most deaths.
Speaker 5: Nah, it's just jay Z.
Speaker 2: It's all literally everybody it did a sat Rocky come
Speaker 2: from the projects?
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: He's from Harlem.
Speaker 1: There's no projects in Harlem. Tell me, okay, there's no
Speaker 1: projects in Harlem. No.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the project. What's the scariest
Speaker 2: projects in the pinkhouses?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about something positive? Like?
Speaker 5: This project I've ever been to was Red Fern?
Speaker 2: Red Fern?
Speaker 9: How these projects far rockaway? That's what my that's where
Speaker 9: my aunt lives. Fucking terrifying. Really red fd Just once
Speaker 9: I went and I was like, why why are you
Speaker 9: doing that?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Guy? It's not Meder Hey man.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm just.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: But look at you. You gotta have that. This is
Speaker 2: daddy on it. Look at your button down your jeans.
Speaker 2: I would rob you.
Speaker 1: Red Fern got one Red Fern got one star on
Speaker 1: apartments dot com.
Speaker 2: That's terrible.
Speaker 5: Wow, why are they ding the project.
Speaker 2: People? Jordan's was there a good moment that happened in
Speaker 2: the projects that you can.
Speaker 5: Remember when I left bond niggas.
Speaker 2: Happiest memory he skipped out. It is box of things.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, a good moment, just basketball tournaments during
Speaker 6: the summer.
Speaker 2: You you don't even look like you dribble. You don't
Speaker 2: look like you own an't you play basketball?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: You don't even look like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: You got them skirtskirts.
Speaker 6: That's why I have really have like friends outside of comedy,
Speaker 6: like people only people who have seen my comedy and
Speaker 6: actually like my comedy I'm actually friends with And it's sad.
Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of friends outside of comedy.
Speaker 2: So how do we get you to get some like
Speaker 2: outside friends?
Speaker 9: I don't know, well, tired of meeting new people, Yeah,
Speaker 9: I mean I feel like that's what happens when you're
Speaker 9: an adult.
Speaker 1: Though I'm good here, Yeah, but I like to I
Speaker 1: like to meet new people and hear new stories because
Speaker 1: because you know, I am, I'm not gonna lie on that.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear because sometimes I forget my life.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is bad, and then I meet
Speaker 1: somebody else I'm like, it could be so much worse. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: So sometimes I like to hear other people's stories to
Speaker 1: make me feel better about myself.
Speaker 2: So well, that's why Jordan is here to talk about
Speaker 2: the projects.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like now, but since you've been out of projects,
Speaker 1: you've been doing really well, right, Like, so can you
Speaker 1: talk to us about these plays?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How did the how did it come about? How did
Speaker 2: you get into stand up?
Speaker 6: I just I started stand up. I started with improv
Speaker 6: where I am I did. Yeah, well, my mom has
Speaker 6: a master's in apply theater, so she's always been.
Speaker 2: Like an actress side theater.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she got it last year.
Speaker 2: Roslin is dupe.
Speaker 5: She's she's the best.
Speaker 2: I really like her.
Speaker 1: And when I see you with her, I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Right, you have like a
Speaker 1: mom that's in your life.
Speaker 5: I love my mom's. Yeah. But yeah, my mom got
Speaker 5: me into it.
Speaker 6: She was like, oh, go to this improv thing and
Speaker 6: there was these two people performing who were like a
Speaker 6: part of UCV or whatever.
Speaker 2: Did you have to pay?
Speaker 6: I paid for the first class and then and then
Speaker 6: I got a scholarship for ye diversity of the levels.
Speaker 6: I did two on one, three, one, four one, and
Speaker 6: then I met some stand ups at a meet and
Speaker 6: great ship, and then I was just saying, I've just
Speaker 6: been doing stand up since.
Speaker 1: Listen you see me be having some cute little meat
Speaker 1: and greets. The food be free and the liquor be free.
Speaker 6: The food as good as hell. I need to I
Speaker 6: needed to like figure something out. Community college has taking
Speaker 6: me too long.
Speaker 2: Too long. Isn't community college like two years? It's it's
Speaker 2: four four.
Speaker 5: I did it in four.
Speaker 2: Like alors program. Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 5: Ye, nothing was easy.
Speaker 6: I'd be like, yo, I'm gonna do high school for six,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do or five and then I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: Fucking college for four.
Speaker 2: Damn dude, years of school for a bad time. So
Speaker 2: here's my question for you. When you want to get
Speaker 2: some food delivered. Do they deliver to the projects?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They all the time. Okay, but wait what places deliver?
Speaker 3: Because not all because honestly, Domino's is getting real shisty pizza.
Speaker 6: Hluf got that song called Deliver. He's like, piece of man,
Speaker 6: don't come here no more.
Speaker 1: Now You're not gonna be robbing me while I'm carrying
Speaker 1: this little hot bag.
Speaker 3: Even the Livery cabs. Even the Livery cabs. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: would like go to the process.
Speaker 1: My friend lived there, and I would try to call
Speaker 1: a cab and then like, yeah, you got to meet
Speaker 1: us like three blocks away from the You're not gonna
Speaker 1: jump in my car and rob me. I'm not even
Speaker 1: coming to pick you up. And like it's like, get well,
Speaker 1: you gotta be adjacent to a place with lights. The
Speaker 1: met Me and Sydney were in the projects. A couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. We went for a barbecue. Remember so Nori,
Speaker 1: our baby daddy expert, invited us to his girlfriends, his
Speaker 1: ex girlfriends cookout.
Speaker 2: Let's loose, loose whatever says, it doesn't that's who she is.
Speaker 2: So we get there or I get there, and I
Speaker 2: was like, you can find me?
Speaker 1: Can I tell me he was in the projects? I
Speaker 1: mean the food was good, but it didn't seem like
Speaker 1: no it was. It was here in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: But we about to go to Yonkers this weekend, so
Speaker 2: we'll probably be in the projects. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: be in the project.
Speaker 5: I'm not all the mother hard niggas they come from you.
Speaker 2: Because well, like uh DMX is from Yonkers. He is,
Speaker 2: and you see how he turned down Earls.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's the only one that his story
Speaker 3: was publicized, like how bad, how bad it could get?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, he started doing drugs, and I
Speaker 3: think that literally is what made him spiral out of control.
Speaker 1: Jordan started doing drugs and he's spiraled into a writing job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was doing he's doing weed. You don't
Speaker 2: do hard drugs.
Speaker 5: No d m X.
Speaker 1: The first time he smoked you head whatever, the first
Speaker 1: time coke? You hang out with white people who did
Speaker 1: the other day. So wait, what didn't mean more drag?
Speaker 1: Wait what happened?
Speaker 5: He came out?
Speaker 2: What do you mean just came out. I had to
Speaker 2: start doing it.
Speaker 5: They were pressure.
Speaker 2: Jordan's just saying no, crazy. I should have just said no,
Speaker 2: tell us, tell us.
Speaker 6: So we go to uh some Melisius friend's house and
Speaker 6: we haven't seen him in a while. They worked super hard.
Speaker 5: They live in the middle of Manhattan and they have
Speaker 5: a backyard, so you know they're insane.
Speaker 2: Oh in Manhattan, back in Manhattan floor.
Speaker 6: They're nuts. And they worked that hard, so they just
Speaker 6: try every means of escape.
Speaker 5: You know. They had weed, They had their own whiskey,
Speaker 5: like bottle there. They had like coke for some reason.
Speaker 6: They had a v we are like we are virtual
Speaker 6: reality helmet, you could like, you know, I guess he
Speaker 6: had porn on there at some point.
Speaker 2: But yes, yeah, I don't lie. I wish I did
Speaker 2: take hard. He's like, I feel like it's hitting me
Speaker 2: in my face.
Speaker 6: I wish I'm looking at the same perty for three years.
Speaker 6: You got a lot of nerve hired. No, I have
Speaker 6: a lot of lack of nerve because it's hard. I'm tired.
Speaker 2: Would fuck you up? Reckless like this? What she don't have?
Speaker 2: You in control? You need to give she don't have.
Speaker 2: Woman never has amount of control. I'm completely out of
Speaker 2: you are out of control. Let's get back to these
Speaker 2: freaking whippets.
Speaker 5: Whipps though, what is it?
Speaker 2: What does a whippet look like? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What do you do? Oh?
Speaker 2: So there's like an actual can. I can't I can't
Speaker 2: squeeze this, squeeze the part.
Speaker 5: And then you put the niles on your mouth and
Speaker 5: just inhale that ship?
Speaker 2: Is it the computer cleaners?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, Sometimes it's like.
Speaker 6: Cream, like empty wob cream cans like that, just air
Speaker 6: and then they're just like, you know what you need
Speaker 6: with whipp it's you need to do cocaine.
Speaker 2: See I'm not doing both of those things. Are you
Speaker 2: trying to kill all the brain cells in your fucking head.
Speaker 6: It's so tired, I don't want to think, Well, what
Speaker 6: is the whipp it. I like, that's like yo, I
Speaker 6: can't even think, like I feel retarded?
Speaker 2: Why do you want to? So then on top of that,
Speaker 2: you put cocaine.
Speaker 5: You feel empty.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like k It's like ketamine. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's like ketamine. That's what Sydney. You've done whippets and keddemy. No,
Speaker 2: I've done ken before you. That's the feeling like a
Speaker 2: little empty and like you're like you don't even know
Speaker 2: where you are.
Speaker 1: It's hot a body experience. Yeah, my head was like
Speaker 1: empty and your head is still empty right now. I
Speaker 1: can tell just about talking to you for the last
Speaker 1: no way.
Speaker 5: Well, I was also sitting on a chair for an hour.
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, what Well you got here real early.
Speaker 5: So that's you probably are having a blast. What you
Speaker 5: mean y'all just doing back to back podcasts. I think
Speaker 5: y'all need to do some whippets. Need to do some
Speaker 5: whippers here.
Speaker 1: No, you're out with these white folks, right, They got
Speaker 1: all these drugs out. They like pick your poison. You
Speaker 1: pick up the virtual reality helmet and you're like, oh
Speaker 1: and whipped cream can't.
Speaker 6: They're like they're like, oh, snap, now you want to
Speaker 6: try whippets, and I was like, all right, whatever, and
Speaker 6: then the girl threw up.
Speaker 5: She threw up like she had like tang glasses.
Speaker 2: That's the end of the fucking night.
Speaker 3: Some girl just throws up after whippets and cocaine, no
Speaker 3: thank you, and ten glasses of wie.
Speaker 2: You could be in the projects for all that. I mean,
Speaker 2: people in the projects.
Speaker 5: Don't do.
Speaker 2: People in the project don't do whippets.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, they don't have whipped cream cans in the
Speaker 1: in the projects, they.
Speaker 2: Do cool whip in the can in the jar, cool whip,
Speaker 2: cool whip. Okay. So and then after that, you did cocaine.
Speaker 2: Do you recommend it to others?
Speaker 5: Cocaine?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, don't do cocaine.
Speaker 1: That's what I was telling you last night, fool, it's
Speaker 1: bad you did cocaine last night.
Speaker 2: Nobody. He was telling me about his story, and I
Speaker 2: was like, don't do it, dude. You're too old.
Speaker 5: They're too old.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're too old. Oh my god, what's too old
Speaker 2: for cocaine? You are you old enough for coke? You
Speaker 2: gotta be twenty four?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm saying to do cocaine, and it'd be
Speaker 1: like nothing to you twenty four.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Famous people do cocaine? They
Speaker 2: medd what kind of cocaine slip? Yes, I mean besides,
Speaker 2: you know, talking about the cocaine.
Speaker 5: When you sniff it, you get younger.
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen that winning the thousand dollars a bundle of vial.
Speaker 5: That cocaine is the hell of a drug. Cocaine.
Speaker 2: Oh that James James did not He looked chrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he did look Badcaine's bad. I mean, don't do drugs.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not here for any of that. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 2: me neither, So I don't even I'm clean. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's clean, body, clean, soul.
Speaker 5: I was just thirty feet out of control. It's a
Speaker 5: long week.
Speaker 2: It was a long week.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, listen to the people who are listening to
Speaker 1: this right now who have never been to the projects
Speaker 1: and will never go to the projects, Like, do you
Speaker 1: have something like you said that people think that people
Speaker 1: from the projects are dumb? Any other misconceptions that you
Speaker 1: think people have about being from.
Speaker 2: The streets.
Speaker 5: They think.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like you proved a lot of
Speaker 2: them already. You really did, because I was like Sidney,
Speaker 2: please move your feet, dude, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's a class thing. It's like people look at people
Speaker 6: in the projects like that we're all broke and spend
Speaker 6: our money on the wrong things. Like I never had
Speaker 6: a pair of Jordan's and my name is Jordan.
Speaker 2: Had a great joke and people, oh lord, is that new.
Speaker 6: I don't know, It's just I don't know, like people
Speaker 6: do treat me like that, Like, you know, you see
Speaker 6: you go in the project, theresume, we spend all your
Speaker 6: money on one thing. There's a lot of like, you know, like, uh,
Speaker 6: was it like certain politics that I feel like people have,
Speaker 6: like respectability politics people have when they talk about people
Speaker 6: that live in the project because they have the perception
Speaker 6: that we spend all our money on Jordan's and Tim's
Speaker 6: and which sometimes we do. But then that's that's like
Speaker 6: a lifestyle choice. That's not for someone to be like, oh,
Speaker 6: you need to not do this to get out of
Speaker 6: your position. It's like if I get Jordan's or if
Speaker 6: I bought Tims, it's like, that's not the thing that's
Speaker 6: keeping me out the projects. Yeah, my grandmother and my
Speaker 6: mother have already lived in the projects. My family, my
Speaker 6: entire family up until my brother and his wife even
Speaker 6: from the projects too, and the baby just just had
Speaker 6: is honestly the only person in my family who didn't
Speaker 6: live wasn't born and lived in the projects.
Speaker 5: It's a generational thing more than anything.
Speaker 6: And one pair of Jordan's or a couple of pair
Speaker 6: for me just sleeping in maybe because my my fucking
Speaker 6: grocery store is like two miles away. Mine isn't. But
Speaker 6: I'm saying other people live in the food desert. The
Speaker 6: ship that's keeping people in the projects. Yeah, it's a lifestyle.
Speaker 6: Choice isn't gonna help one thing get you out the projects?
Speaker 6: And the perception is that one choice is one for
Speaker 6: one choice. So that's why you're in the projects. Oh,
Speaker 6: that's why you are a certain way when it's not.
Speaker 6: And I feel it's so real.
Speaker 2: So your nephew, nephew, So your niece is out here
Speaker 2: just thriving. What is your Where do they live?
Speaker 5: They live in Westchester.
Speaker 1: Oh she's really doing well, they're doing I'm proud of
Speaker 1: your brother for doing something else.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in Westchester the other day and I
Speaker 1: was like, look at all these little mik mansions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got out the projects and uh, you know,
Speaker 5: more generations is gonna be born out the projects.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you keep you keep grabbing it.
Speaker 1: Ou Yeah, and you're and you're with a white woman,
Speaker 1: so you won't ever be in the project.
Speaker 5: I mean, she broke She looks like a Dina waitress.
Speaker 2: Didn't you guys say that? We never say no? No,
Speaker 2: you said that about another. See, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: What that happened was you said another You were talking
Speaker 2: about Nori and his you're like his white girl looks
Speaker 2: like a Dina waitress. Words were those and no, no,
Speaker 2: but I heard.
Speaker 6: Dina waitress, white girl looking like Ana probably and I
Speaker 6: and I laughed, and I laughed a little, but I
Speaker 6: couldn't laugh too hard because I know my.
Speaker 2: White looks like as it looked like she work at TikTok.
Speaker 5: She would love that.
Speaker 2: White people in the projects. Are there white people in
Speaker 2: the projects? Yeah? Oh definitely, especially my projects is Queen's.
Speaker 6: You talk to white people and queens, you think it's
Speaker 6: just like regular goofy as white people, and they be like.
Speaker 2: Speak Greek and all and stuff. I was like, what
Speaker 2: language you're trying to speak? They sound like muppets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean I feel like, so, did you
Speaker 1: have any other questions about the project?
Speaker 5: Guys got project questions?
Speaker 2: Or just Jordan's upbringing us in general?
Speaker 1: I mean, what did you eat on a regular basis?
Speaker 1: Because you don't look like you don't look like you
Speaker 1: ate a lot, but you don't look like you ate terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't know. My grandma lived right across the street,
Speaker 2: co op, so I went to grandma. Grandma.
Speaker 5: Grandma did help me out.
Speaker 2: So Grandma looked across and laughed at y'all doing that.
Speaker 2: She was just thrown away food scraps. She was gonna
Speaker 2: held a little more. She was gonna have a little
Speaker 2: fresh direct delivered left at y'all.
Speaker 6: Now that grandfather has died, I have plenty of money
Speaker 6: because I have two pensions.
Speaker 5: You broke project.
Speaker 2: I got beneons.
Speaker 5: That was the song of the summer. That should helped
Speaker 5: me get off the projects.
Speaker 2: Shut.
Speaker 5: I need to phones.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jordan's so you're doing You're doing Hidden Fences.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it in l A too, right, I
Speaker 1: would like to hopefully next year.
Speaker 6: Okay, for now, I'm doing Hidden Fences, a New York
Speaker 6: comedy Festival on November eighth at the Bellhouse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seven doors, seven thirty show. Yeah, that's a big
Speaker 2: field Jordan. Yeah, yeah, the Bell House is fantastic. That's amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so say the say the date and the Lord brought
Speaker 2: it up from the creek in the crave. Well say
Speaker 2: the location again for people.
Speaker 6: It's going to be at the Bell House at seven yeah,
Speaker 6: seven seven doors, seven thirty show November eighth for as
Speaker 6: part of a New York Comety festival.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic and does have to pay it again, No,
Speaker 2: I wasn't playing all the dress Just say y'all on
Speaker 2: the show. I'm gonna be like, I'm one of the
Speaker 2: blacks on the show. I think you're gonna let all
Speaker 2: the black people in for free?
Speaker 5: Yeah they should. It's gonna be dope.
Speaker 2: Where can people listening get tickets or can they pay
Speaker 2: at the door?
Speaker 5: You can pay at the door. Definitely get tickets in advance.
Speaker 6: On the New York Comedy Festival website, hidden fences should
Speaker 6: be listed or just like the hidden Fences page on
Speaker 6: Facebook and you'll find all the information. Actually have the
Speaker 6: ticket link pin to the top of that page.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Leangston Kerman hosts it right, Lenggston Kerman are
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Speaker 1: what's what's next for you? What's the next move for you?
Speaker 1: My un projected living brother, white woman dating, You're gonna waitress?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a break, Like Liz, I.
Speaker 1: Need to just test test the sisters out for definitely,
Speaker 1: you'll slide over to the finte beauty.
Speaker 6: Once once once, I uh, actually really get I'm gonna
Speaker 6: I'm gonna leave my wife.
Speaker 2: That's a lie.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not lying or or you mean.
Speaker 1: As Liz and be like, hey, can I get Can
Speaker 1: I bring a black girl into the relationship?
Speaker 2: She's gonna say hello, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 2: Liz might be a little dawn.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Look him, he already asked. She already said no. She
Speaker 2: already said, I don't know what she said. Let me
Speaker 2: talk to her. Yeah, talk talk to Liz.
Speaker 5: She'l be like Sydney.
Speaker 2: I'm like like that ass is ron girl? What's up?
Speaker 2: I said, come on, come on, girl, you don't want
Speaker 2: a little thrism.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, No, it's definitely gonna.
Speaker 1: Poligamy is in right, now, poligamy is when you're married
Speaker 1: to more than one person, not when you're dating whate Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know, she trapped me. But how did you?
Speaker 2: How did you did?
Speaker 5: I don't even know?
Speaker 9: This isn't the interracial relationship expert. Yeah, already had one
Speaker 9: of those. Yeah my brother, white woman whisper, white Homan whisper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan, and I feel like I learned a lot
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm glad to know that you're in
Speaker 2: a better place. So shocked to hear that you were
Speaker 2: read outside the project, to hear that you are six
Speaker 2: feet tall? Yeah, I didn't even look at it. Must
Speaker 2: be the jeans at least from the gap. Like, what's up?
Speaker 2: I know these got a whole Yeah, where in the bood?
Speaker 2: What's next for me?
Speaker 6: I'm writing for The run Down with Robin the d Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's my job.
Speaker 5: My next job.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I went in there and I'm up warmed up the
Speaker 2: audience last week. Yeah, she's gonna be the warm up.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, don't listen to city. That's not that's not what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, less.
Speaker 2: Want to edit out? No, No, what happened just you know,
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about it all the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was asking people like who was in a relationship
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then I asked this woman and she
Speaker 1: was like, I'm a widow and I was like, wait.
Speaker 2: To bring the mood down. That's hilarious, amazing, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, oh Jordan, you were fantastic. Thank you
Speaker 1: for being here and doing this. And yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you're in a better place even though you're you.
Speaker 1: You've transcended the projects and now you're doing whippets with
Speaker 1: white people in backyards.
Speaker 5: Man, I need to get my life.
Speaker 2: You glad. I'm not you Insuran?
Speaker 5: Any gotten insurance?
Speaker 2: I love in sure. I had one this morning for breakfast.
Speaker 5: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I like the real they chaste, it's great. I walked
Speaker 1: down the street with my in shore too. I was like,
Speaker 1: people were trying to call me. I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: you see, I'm trying to get my life right.
Speaker 2: I need to go get one.
Speaker 1: Then you probably should because you don't have enough vitamins
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Speaker 2: I'm straight up.
Speaker 1: Even playing like, I hope you guys come to my funeral. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: let's end on some some good music. Let's plug some things. Marie,
Speaker 1: where can we catch you?
Speaker 2: You can catch me, well, not at Robin the d
Speaker 2: because I don't think anyway. So you can catch me.
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Speaker 2: Is that that's project path right now?
Speaker 1: It's Coco col Cow stupid, Bye guy,