WEBVTT - "The Projects Expert" with Jordan Temple

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, my goodness, good morning, afternoon or evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney and Marie Samiel. Oh my goodness, what a day?

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<v Speaker 2>What a day? What are we doing? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Every time, every couple days something will happen and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this my life?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I can't wait till the whole world knows how

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<v Speaker 3>amazing we are because the things that we go through.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, shout out to everybody listening in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>We got people listening out there. Shout out to people listening,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just across the world.

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<v Speaker 3>See somebody slid in my Venmo like two months ago

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<v Speaker 3>and gave me some money, like for just because I said,

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<v Speaker 3>give me some money. So I want to say thank

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<v Speaker 3>you to that person. I think her name was Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But Molly just sent you money from the pot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, Molly Krueger paid and she said some coins

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<v Speaker 3>for Sydney, Elizabeth Washington and hopes for a shout out

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<v Speaker 3>on the unoffici so experts to this dedicated podcast listening

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<v Speaker 3>beije woman named Molly. Oh my god, that'd be National

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<v Speaker 3>Venmo Day. Don't roast me.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly. I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to meet you and see you. Molly,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't slut him up vimo because she didn't ask.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to ask on Twitter. I'm not asking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>You're asking asking. You shall receive Molly.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't find you. Thank you, Molly for sending Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>some money. Yeah, I'll listen. We've I'm sure we shared

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<v Speaker 1>it in a cab. How you doing, a girl? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing really well. I feel like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we're ending the year really really strong. Right, twenty seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>has been you know, the comedy is going going really well.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like twenty eighteen is going to be an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing year. Like y'all not even gonna know me in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eighteen, absolutely remember when Marie and I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>like you actually know I totally remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember me from absolutely not. I'm gonna change

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<v Speaker 2>my name so it's not even gonna be fucking Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right right, because I'm like too good to be

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<v Speaker 1>a Maria. It's gonna be like Anastagia.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the Sydney still gonna be in the name?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I'm gonna change my name of Tamuu.

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<v Speaker 2>What you want, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>So Marie, what were you an expert in?

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<v Speaker 1>I was an expert at not being prepared to be

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<v Speaker 1>an expert this week. That's crazy because we have the

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<v Speaker 1>same expert My goodness. I mean, I think what it

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<v Speaker 1>is is, I'm just really excited about this guest, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe we should just like jump into that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should do that. I'm so for that.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, we're in a good place. We were in

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<v Speaker 2>a chord. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>This next guest, honestly, everybody should know who the hell

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<v Speaker 3>he is. He's a great writer, comedian, stand up actor.

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<v Speaker 3>He's written a couple of plays that you guys should see.

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<v Speaker 1>Hidden Fences, which was a Jenna Bush like mistake at

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<v Speaker 1>like the Golden Globes or something, and he turned that

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<v Speaker 1>mistake into like a really really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Freaking gym. It's such a gym.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he recently had the color Arkle. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a mix up of the color purple and Steve Erkle. Amazing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we've seen him all over New York City. Give it

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<v Speaker 1>up for our projects.

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<v Speaker 4>Expert Jordan's tempa p my project.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know in projects?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it project path, project pete, project project pat maybe project?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably your mom when your mom did she projects.

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<v Speaker 5>George Lay for school, she was singing that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're you're born and raised in New York. What

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<v Speaker 1>projects is are in queens.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh south Side? Forty projects? Far Rockaway? Wow, Hammels Edgemere?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you listed all the projects?

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<v Speaker 5>Projects?

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<v Speaker 2>So what's a? What's a? Is there a famous person

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<v Speaker 2>that came out of your projects? Because I feel like.

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<v Speaker 6>From Ravens were projects that's from that's the project over

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<v Speaker 6>from Queensbridge.

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<v Speaker 7>So like your NAS adjacent, NAS adjacent, Jungle adjacent, mob

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<v Speaker 7>deep mob deep, Prodigy adjacent, Okay, okay, hood hood adjacent.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean projects? In my mind? Project is

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<v Speaker 2>hood always? Yeah? Is this?

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<v Speaker 6>My project was described to me recently as the soft projects.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, somebody came for your struggles. So y'all wore like

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<v Speaker 1>y'all wore like skinny jeans and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 2>So your dads were around in the projects. I would

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<v Speaker 2>skateboard in the project. I skateboarded in my projects. In

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<v Speaker 2>my project, you were in my projects.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. So you were kind of like it's that

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<v Speaker 1>guy's name kick Push.

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<v Speaker 6>Blue Babe, or even like Kareem Campbell.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a black skateboarder. Kids would call me black Tony Hawk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm loud love.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when I see black people on skateboards because

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like we make it look so much

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<v Speaker 1>cooler than our beige contemporaries.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to see a black dude on a skateboard,

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<v Speaker 3>rob somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew Dowdy is another comedian who is fun at herol

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<v Speaker 3>He's sexy, so sexy, he's got a great he's too

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<v Speaker 3>I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>He's too tall for a skateboard. I don't know, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's got long legs. You got legs that are

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<v Speaker 1>good enough. You can't be above a certain You can't

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<v Speaker 1>be five ten on a skateboard.

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<v Speaker 5>How tall are you six one?

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<v Speaker 2>You're six one?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't give me six at all because you because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a lion.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a damn lie. How tall are you giving your id?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't don't by the idea because you put you put

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<v Speaker 1>the height down yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't trust you're five eleven. What you're telling me

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<v Speaker 2>that you six ft? Need you at least five les. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>stand up right now. I just want to see you

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<v Speaker 2>are tall. You know what you know what it is is, listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a very tall sense of self, so I

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<v Speaker 1>just assume that I'm the same height as everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>the room at all times.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a short person, you know, you carry it short.

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<v Speaker 1>You carry it lou lou, sweet cheer, you carry.

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<v Speaker 2>It in your cab.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm humble, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>You you have a hat on. That's it's daddy on.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not humble. You know what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>You have a short neck. Your neck is short. If

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<v Speaker 3>your if your neck is longer, I could see that. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you definitely don't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing that moms say people nights. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to get one of them things that make my neck look.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you gotta get what's what's that like those tribes

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<v Speaker 1>that do like the necklaces that like logate their next long.

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<v Speaker 2>It Yeah short, you do it's real?

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<v Speaker 5>Stubby, damn stuffy?

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<v Speaker 2>You is your other?

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<v Speaker 5>Next?

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<v Speaker 2>Short? You got too short?

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<v Speaker 8>Next?

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<v Speaker 2>I got to next.

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<v Speaker 6>I never thought I came to do this podcast. Y'all

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<v Speaker 6>make me feel self conscious.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we do. That's what I love.

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<v Speaker 5>Was like roast.

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<v Speaker 2>We build you up and bring you down.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I feel good about my neck.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're good the sort. And you are handsome, you're Haitian.

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing well.

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<v Speaker 8>Wow, people, you're handsome and Haitian. Wow, you're doing better

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<v Speaker 8>than he's an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what I'm I'm stunning and I'm Haitian too,

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<v Speaker 1>so and I'm people say that to me all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Black can we can we talk about growing up in

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<v Speaker 1>the project? Did you like where the elevators always broken?

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<v Speaker 1>Did people pee in the hallway? Do people smoking the hallway?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? Like? Virginity on the roof?

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<v Speaker 5>I put in the steps. I sucked a couple of

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<v Speaker 5>my girlfriends and.

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<v Speaker 2>The steps to okay, the same steps.

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<v Speaker 5>The same steps? Where okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So where what floor? What's a good floor to pee on?

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<v Speaker 6>Between four and five? You need to like be kind

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<v Speaker 6>of in the cut, like around the corner. So there's

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<v Speaker 6>like two different doors that swing open, one where it's

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<v Speaker 6>like you don't expect anyone to peek out up to

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<v Speaker 6>the next floor, they're going straight down, and the other

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<v Speaker 6>one where you could just be like just me and

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<v Speaker 6>my girlfriend just hanging out.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's what's a good sex floor.

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<v Speaker 5>Between four and five?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's also the p floor.

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<v Speaker 6>There's also and you could peel on on the second

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<v Speaker 6>floor is the camera, so anything above the warm Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And the second floor is where the laundry mat is.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney Wood, every building is not the same. So when

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<v Speaker 2>did you become a project? I lived with my friend

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<v Speaker 2>in the projects for like a couple of months. Larner.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my goodness. That's a town home.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So you said it like you knew for the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that they all got the same blueprints.

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<v Speaker 2>So why not just go home to peep?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes it wasn't your building.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes if you go into other buildings, or you smoke

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<v Speaker 6>a weed, Oh you're coming back from getting some weed.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you gotta take a piss.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you just pee outside?

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<v Speaker 5>Nah? Sometimes you could do that too. You could pee everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the project. It's so cheap already, it doesn't even matter, yo.

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<v Speaker 1>So like I feel like when people think of projects,

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<v Speaker 1>they think of like really ugly paint and like riches

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I have broches, my mom's paint. My mom still

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<v Speaker 6>lives in projects and the paint its chipping crazy, the

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<v Speaker 6>water is foul.

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<v Speaker 2>The water is bad too.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I meant the water in the wall that

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<v Speaker 6>makes the like that. Yeah, it's pretty bad. But her

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<v Speaker 6>crib is nicer than mine. I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 6>I'm talking about. Actually, I moved out of the projects

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<v Speaker 6>and into a worse apartment, not project.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that possible?

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<v Speaker 6>Because I got two other roommates, and before I was

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<v Speaker 6>living with my mom's. Yeah, I was in the PJS

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<v Speaker 6>until last year.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Georgia, I didn't even know you're struggling like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, going through it. I did not know your life

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<v Speaker 6>turned the corner this year. I'm an entirely different person.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you too. You took a car here today,

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<v Speaker 2>I did. You took a car here.

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<v Speaker 3>But I still feel the projects like the remnants of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I still there's an edge.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Project cru Yeah, you're you know, I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. I would not have known that you

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<v Speaker 1>were the project PJ pts D you know, can we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? What's that?

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<v Speaker 6>Just seeing a group of niggas Sometimes I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 6>come on, come on, niggas, Like I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever get hold of my pockets?

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<v Speaker 5>And when I walk by a group of niggas, sometimes

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<v Speaker 5>your pocket. No, No, I've been Yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been jumping before. We jump talk about it the.

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<v Speaker 6>First time I went to So it's like a neighboring

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<v Speaker 6>project to me, a story of projects.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the project we beef with and.

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<v Speaker 1>The projects beef with the projects. Yeah, yeah, I'm both

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<v Speaker 1>doing bad. Yeah, we're all laughing at you guys.

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<v Speaker 9>We're actually we're trying to stay there.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why we keeping you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we've got solutions to problems that we created ourself.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I'm saying, I'm sounding like Ben Causton's son.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't want to say that, but I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 9>working on now, it's a character I'm working on.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's just yeah, I do have pj PTSD. This

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<v Speaker 5>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm going to this party. There's this girl, big

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<v Speaker 6>booty girl, and the story of projects. I'm like, gott

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<v Speaker 6>to see her again, Gotta.

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<v Speaker 9>See her because but was fat, absolutely absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>What her face looked like, he don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Even her face was was beat. But you know, that's

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<v Speaker 5>just life.

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<v Speaker 2>The cars that she was built.

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<v Speaker 8>Her.

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<v Speaker 1>God gave her that her God, well, my guy would

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<v Speaker 1>for sake me, because I don't have a little I

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<v Speaker 1>have a little butt.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, she was. She was Jamaican.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't I don't blame her for it, but you

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<v Speaker 6>know her for it, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I got that.

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<v Speaker 5>Face.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so you were going to the neighboring projects to

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<v Speaker 1>beat up Big Booty Judy.

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<v Speaker 5>To beat it. It was a house party.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I go, I'm not going to a house

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<v Speaker 2>party in the projects.

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<v Speaker 6>And I was like, yo, let's go, and and uh,

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<v Speaker 6>a fight broke out.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people was getting stabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you think I just heard.

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<v Speaker 6>I just saw this. If y'all can't see, that's my

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<v Speaker 6>hand going up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the Jason arm.

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<v Speaker 6>The Jason arm. It was a pretty bad time. And

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<v Speaker 6>I left and then started raining and I was like, wait, y'all,

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<v Speaker 6>I left my umbrella because I went back for them.

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<v Speaker 6>I went back for the umbrella, but really to see

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<v Speaker 6>big Booty Judy. And then I walked back out of

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<v Speaker 6>the building and like forty niggas were like, hey, who niggas,

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<v Speaker 6>And I was I don't know, just came get my humble.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know this is back at the party.

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<v Speaker 5>It's back outside of the people. And then they chased

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<v Speaker 5>this out.

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<v Speaker 2>They chased the chase. What did you get?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, niggas threw a beach chair at me. That's a

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<v Speaker 9>good fight. That's a good fight sequence.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know where it came from, Like, where was this?

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<v Speaker 2>I really like December? Yeah, it was speaking window.

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<v Speaker 6>It was Winter wonderful type project. Yes, it's just like

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<v Speaker 6>now I see a beach chair made that ship up?

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<v Speaker 6>Did some object working through the object on my head?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, make sure that when you write the next the

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<v Speaker 1>movie that you write, make sure that you incorporate the

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<v Speaker 1>flying beach share.

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<v Speaker 2>It's super important.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's pretty much. So two of that's my brand.

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<v Speaker 6>Absurd ship happened in the hood.

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<v Speaker 2>What what's the what's the most like dramatic? Like, what

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<v Speaker 2>kind of fights did you used to see?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'll tell you a fight I got into. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>when I was sixteen, there was this kid. I think

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<v Speaker 6>it was over a basketball game.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably, I mean it wasn't a soccer game.

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<v Speaker 5>Nah, and it was your cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Sydney shoved her up her feet under my shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's under your shirt. It's under your butt too. So cold.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, you have one the most close. I'm dying me.

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<v Speaker 6>My friend said, I don't even think I let my

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<v Speaker 6>girl do this. She would even she would even try that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she knows better, but Sidney does not. I do not.

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<v Speaker 9>Your feet feet, Oh crazy, yo, Sydney, move your city,

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<v Speaker 9>your feet Sidney.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's looking at your feet. Now, don't

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<v Speaker 1>look at them. Oh yo yo, roast him for like

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<v Speaker 1>two seconds. Get in there, give me your best.

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<v Speaker 5>Your feet looked like a bunch of abandoned homes.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep going going. Your fe look like you looks like

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<v Speaker 2>my projects.

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<v Speaker 5>Your feet look like the orphans in that abandoned home.

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<v Speaker 5>No fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, he said, your feet got third degree burn.

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<v Speaker 5>Since, yeah, they got third degree.

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<v Speaker 2>And look at how smushed against the side of the

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<v Speaker 2>couch he is he.

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<v Speaker 5>Look like afro punk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>That okay? So they're doing too much. Everyone appunk is always.

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<v Speaker 5>Doing brown and they want to be seen.

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<v Speaker 1>God, Sydney, please tuck your toes in the cushion or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, is there you guys like I'm thinking of afropunk

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<v Speaker 5>shirt like you're doing too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You are doing you are afro punk right now, you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing doing too much. Continue continue, Wait, so who got

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about this.

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<v Speaker 5>So I had to fight. We fight on a basketball game.

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<v Speaker 6>We take off our shirts because we little niggas and

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<v Speaker 6>want to show that we've done a couple of push ups,

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<v Speaker 6>and then we were going in.

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<v Speaker 5>We fight. I throw a couple of swings at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you winning? Are you losing?

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm winning?

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<v Speaker 6>I swing and I hit him and he spins around.

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<v Speaker 6>I hit him so hard. Wow, patient, haitian anger salt.

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<v Speaker 6>But I feel like I don't know, Jordan. You don't

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<v Speaker 6>look like you could like hit. Wow, Jordan, you don't

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<v Speaker 6>you can hit. Also, you don't look you from the projects.

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<v Speaker 6>I almost feel like you're lying. Like you had a

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<v Speaker 6>yard and maybe a dog.

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<v Speaker 5>No I didn't. I didn't have ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You had a cat? You didn't have a dog?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I had a cat? Throw him in the ceiling fan?

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<v Speaker 5>What that so like?

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<v Speaker 2>That sound like some project behavior?

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<v Speaker 8>Serious?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't be your friend? Was the would the you

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<v Speaker 2>know my feet? My feet deserved better? No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>I fell back onto the bench over a bike and

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<v Speaker 6>he like pummeled me in the head. I got a

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<v Speaker 6>huge speednot speed, not a big noot. That appears very

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<v Speaker 6>fast speed.

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<v Speaker 2>Nott Okay, I get it. Wait can we go back

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<v Speaker 2>to this cat in the ceiling fan? You would just

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<v Speaker 2>throw it? What is wrong with you? While the fan

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<v Speaker 2>was on? Are you would throw the cat in the ceiling?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really upset? Why because she's a project?

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<v Speaker 1>He's an animal, Sydney. You're clearly an animal. I'm from

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<v Speaker 1>the project, Sydney, Deny. What are the projects known for?

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<v Speaker 1>What is usually around the projects? Several liquor liquor stores,

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy Fried Chicken, Kennedy Fried Chicken or spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Spot single cigarettes. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think people have misconceptions about the projects or

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<v Speaker 3>everything people believe?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I think everything we have is right.

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<v Speaker 6>The projects are dumb, and that people from the projects

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<v Speaker 6>don't have anything of value outside of you know, like

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<v Speaker 6>they think we're just like chilling, drinking and smoking all day.

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<v Speaker 6>And my project specifically, I remember there were we used

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<v Speaker 6>to stash like chess pieces in the bushes because there

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<v Speaker 6>were like a chessboard like on the place, like a

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<v Speaker 6>little table, stone table, and we used to play chess

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<v Speaker 6>all day. Niggas playing time chests. Oh you're a little

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<v Speaker 6>there's a little chest like tournaments and.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff Okay, Well in the projects. They're in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 1>The projects on his pro jerks. So yeah, My question

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<v Speaker 1>for you is you said you lived in the projects.

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<v Speaker 1>Up until last year, you were bringing women to the projects.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying Liz was coming through to the projects.

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<v Speaker 1>You had white women a couple of times. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to marry her, you need, you need to marry her. Okay, hold,

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<v Speaker 1>but she came at least one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of them, did a lot of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a lot of nerves. I know that's.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have a question. There was plenty of girls

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<v Speaker 2>coming to my project. And how is sex in the projects?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I've done it once and I walked out and

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely felt like I was sexually assaulted.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't felt like I needed to call it. Leave

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<v Speaker 2>your post.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like sex any other places, except the light flickers

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<v Speaker 6>a little more.

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<v Speaker 2>Now and there's a bug on that there's no headboard.

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<v Speaker 5>Show is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you mattress? Mattresses on the floor?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I ain't have no floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody in a project I don't remember, Sydney. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and take a we did a video about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Video. It comes back to me in a minute. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not it's not. It's not the word YouTube video. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>go to, Uh, mister easy was.

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<v Speaker 5>My mom's house. So it looks like your moms are

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<v Speaker 5>like Auntie.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like nick, it was it wasn't like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>it wasn't a a a male dominated household like it

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<v Speaker 6>was my mom's credit.

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<v Speaker 2>So like plastic on the couch, plastic on the couch

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<v Speaker 2>cushions or no.

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<v Speaker 6>Not like futon like new age like nice kinty cloth

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<v Speaker 6>in the corner like a house little little little black

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<v Speaker 6>like like little African like dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you bring a girl in, like what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of refreshments did you have for her?

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<v Speaker 5>Juice?

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<v Speaker 2>Because spray or ocean spray and yeah, other kinds? Is

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<v Speaker 2>there another type? There's like seatown brand.

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<v Speaker 5>Seatown?

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<v Speaker 1>Really in the projects, there's no, there's no seat towns

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<v Speaker 1>associated not thing. Yeah, that's the same thing or a

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<v Speaker 1>key food Oh seatown wait yeah town.

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<v Speaker 2>Did your mother ever make any of like the packet

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<v Speaker 2>iced tea?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no's not necessarily a project thing though what people

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<v Speaker 1>in the suburbs packets of stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>She never, Madelid, my mom was better than that. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>talk about your brother form. Oh yeah, so what is

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<v Speaker 2>your what's your mother's name?

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<v Speaker 5>That is?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good mom. You know, let's I hang out there,

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<v Speaker 2>your mom hang out name Roslin here, we're I She's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I really like her.

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<v Speaker 6>Mom's held it down. That's why the crib was decent.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm a half decent person, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? Yeah? I'm pretty am all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I see the way the things that you say and

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<v Speaker 3>the comments that you made on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't ship. You were throwing cat in the the

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<v Speaker 2>that's that was your cat?

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<v Speaker 1>What I can't talk to you anymore after the project,

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<v Speaker 1>after this, we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's going to tag you in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's like some nigga named Jordan's who throws cats and.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh that was the one time thing.

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<v Speaker 6>And after I saw how much the cat didn't like it,

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<v Speaker 6>I said, hey, I gotta stop, and I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I put my foot down on the cat on the exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw what you were going with that cat. People

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<v Speaker 2>are not going to like this at all. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not really a cat person, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really care.

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<v Speaker 9>I live with a cat now, I'm nicer to him.

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<v Speaker 9>Deaf got no ceiling fans. Cat, you throw him at

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<v Speaker 9>the box fan.

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<v Speaker 5>It's pretty high though.

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<v Speaker 2>You threw him at the box fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Okay, let's continue talking about Marie stopped laughing. It's funny, Sidney,

0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:33.520
<v Speaker 1>He's already doing it. I'm just talking to him about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, having me is our cat torture. You're no

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<v Speaker 1>longer a project. The ASPCA or whatever is going. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so reach out to you when you're talking about your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my mom, she did she like not let you

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<v Speaker 1>go out after a certain time, Like was she one

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<v Speaker 1>of these like you got to be home because people

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<v Speaker 1>are crazy out here.

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<v Speaker 5>Or was she like it wasn't the craziest.

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<v Speaker 6>There would be a couple of things happening here and there,

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<v Speaker 6>but no, she just let me go when I wanted.

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<v Speaker 6>I would come back like wasted one time. More than

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<v Speaker 6>a couple of times i'd be I'd come home like

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<v Speaker 6>super high. And it took me forever to graduate. And

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<v Speaker 6>at one point I just didn't go outside because I

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to finish high school.

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<v Speaker 2>It took you for ever.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't five. I went to five high schools.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Jordiana. You kept getting kicked out.

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<v Speaker 6>I got kicked out of I got no, you weren't

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<v Speaker 6>left back. I got kicked out of one.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what happened.

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<v Speaker 6>I got expelled for smoking a cigarette and stupid I

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<v Speaker 6>got into a previous fight before it was a border school.

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<v Speaker 2>You went to boarding school. Yeah, so your mother sent

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<v Speaker 2>you out of the projects.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but my school also helped facilitate that. But my

0:24:45.560 --> 0:24:48.199
<v Speaker 6>mom wanted me to like get out, and you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that's why you don't have that project vibe

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<v Speaker 2>because you in school.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it did, really erase all the projects out

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, not a bad thing that had the product.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Yes it is. You have to do rag

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<v Speaker 2>and have the tail out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Tims and

0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Shorts has a problem reversal like version. I'm just like

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 2>you know what I think I see now you're ready

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<v Speaker 2>to fight for the project that.

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<v Speaker 5>We got hots too.

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<v Speaker 7>No, but like.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 1>You keep out turkeys, but like, do you keep in

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<v Speaker 1>touch with anybody that you grew up with in the

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<v Speaker 1>projects who didn't go to boarding school, because they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>not in the same place that you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have right now anyone from my projects.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't you feel like you should contact them or

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<v Speaker 1>like at least try to stay friends with them because

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:43.239
<v Speaker 1>you can help them get out. They can look at

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 1>what you're doing and be inspired.

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:46.480
<v Speaker 2>But they didn't go to boarding school. Said it's that

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<v Speaker 2>you don't need to go to boarding school.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you see what Jordan's doing right now, like

0:25:49.760 --> 0:25:52.439
<v Speaker 1>if they came to a show or came to a space,

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be like Sean Corter, you gotta get.

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<v Speaker 2>Back just started.

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<v Speaker 5>It'd be cool if they did. But I feel like.

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 6>Like I isolated myself so much, like I'm not cool

0:26:09.080 --> 0:26:14.960
<v Speaker 6>with them, but I also like people just don't like

0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 6>I'm just on my own. Fucking yeah, I can trying

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<v Speaker 6>to super and he's trying to compare you to jay Z.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like not realistic. Oh so what did jay Z

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:27.760
<v Speaker 6>do for Marcie projects?

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:28.280
<v Speaker 5>Nothing?

0:26:28.440 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Literally nothing.

0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 5>I'm a comedian. I can't call him out call out

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 5>my projects like a rapper.

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Queens. That's why, because they're Queen's projects, nobody cares.

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, Queen, oh boy, I can't believe you bought

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:49.640
<v Speaker 1>jay Z up Sydney. I am okay, I mean I'm

0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 1>just saying like.

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<v Speaker 2>Recently, yeah, that seems like a cool dude that school.

0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a friend that dated him, So so

0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 1>what I mean I have some things. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>got some dig pics in your phone from your friend

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:02.879
<v Speaker 1>who didn't know.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I just your friend got nice feet.

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Actually, her feet are like two levels above mine. They're

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<v Speaker 3>not the best, but they're not terrible.

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 1>But she's gorgeous. She's stunning. So you don't even care

0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:17.120
<v Speaker 1>about her feet.

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Or her hands.

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 5>I got I got project feet in the hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see you take your shoes off. Come on,

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:27.160
<v Speaker 2>come on, I just showed you mine. You show everybody

0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:31.480
<v Speaker 2>your feet. My god, please put your feet away.

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:35.520
<v Speaker 5>I always wanted to get out though I wanted to.

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 5>I mean my brother.

0:27:39.440 --> 0:27:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you had a brother. You have older brother,

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:49.880
<v Speaker 2>but he looked like years nine years Instagram.

0:27:50.000 --> 0:27:52.959
<v Speaker 5>He's married. He doesn't have Instagram. He's not one. He's

0:27:53.000 --> 0:27:53.640
<v Speaker 5>not on Facebook.

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 2>This is what your it looks like. You ran this

0:27:56.040 --> 0:27:58.920
<v Speaker 2>by so many times because anybody be asking.

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:00.880
<v Speaker 5>Sixth grade?

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:04.119
<v Speaker 2>Uh tea teacher, teacher, Okay, that's cute.

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Rosmand did well, she did, and she's wonderful. What's the scariest,

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:11.720
<v Speaker 1>the scariest thing that's ever happened? To you in the

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:16.639
<v Speaker 1>project hmmm, or just like scariest moment where you're like,

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>who this ain't it for me?

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 5>I was selling drugs.

0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 2>You're selling drugs.

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:30.000
<v Speaker 1>You, Jordan, you're learning skateboarding as sugars playing.

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>You look like a hipster.

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<v Speaker 5>That was a really bad we dealer.

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:37.200
<v Speaker 2>So you probably smoked all the week? Yeah I did,

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 2>he did.

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 5>I would smoking.

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:41.840
<v Speaker 6>I smoked the weed with a couple of girls at school,

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 6>and I remember coming back to the dude who I

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 6>was selling for his house and he was like, he's like,

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:52.160
<v Speaker 6>what happened, man, where's the money? And I'm like and

0:28:52.280 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 6>I'm like sitting there quiet and his friends are like

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 6>laughing around me.

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 2>It's just like, ah, this nigga smoked it. He smoked.

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:01.960
<v Speaker 2>You smoked the with some bitches, didn't you. And I

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 2>started like tearing up.

0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:09.719
<v Speaker 5>Dealers And he was like, yo, you crying right now? Yo,

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 5>you're about to cry. He was like, Yo, you did, yo? Yo,

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 5>come here, man, come here. And he yoked me up

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 5>a little bit and yo, and then he gave me

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:19.720
<v Speaker 5>more weed to sell.

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 2>And you smoke that too. Yeah, fucking problem, dude.

0:29:25.480 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 5>I was like sixteen.

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I was lost. I was like my black Boy loss.

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, gone, yeah, black boy loss, that's a

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 2>play right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I'm so tired.

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 2>You're so tired, You're like you don't want to write anymore. Okay,

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm ready, But I don't know, but yeah, no, that

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 2>was a pretty that was a sad time.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Mostly it's like, uh, I feel super like, oh damn,

0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:54.960
<v Speaker 6>I have a lot to prove, like from uh the projects,

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 6>Like I ain't grow up with a silver spoon. I

0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 6>see some people who have and it makes me like,

0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 6>it gives me even more fuels. Sometimes people just don't

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 6>know what people think. People are like dom who grew

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 6>up in public housing, especially like New York City, Like

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.240
<v Speaker 6>some fucking brilliant people came out of Knightscha. You gotta

0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:15.160
<v Speaker 6>fox with you know what I mean? Nightscha never heard nobody?

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 6>What's New York City housing and thirty the project? Do

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 6>you have any good like good moment that happened in

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 6>the projects?

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Great moment?

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I even want to take a I

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 1>want to take a step back even and talk about

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 1>some other famous people who have come out of the projects.

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Who else is from like a New York City housing project?

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 1>That's famous most most deaths.

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:38.440
<v Speaker 5>Nah, it's just jay Z.

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:43.040
<v Speaker 2>It's all literally everybody it did a sat Rocky come

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 2>from the projects?

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:44.520
<v Speaker 5>I don't think so.

0:30:44.960 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 2>He's from Harlem.

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 1>There's no projects in Harlem. Tell me, okay, there's no

0:30:50.360 --> 0:30:51.600
<v Speaker 1>projects in Harlem. No.

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what the project. What's the scariest

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 2>projects in the pinkhouses?

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:55.720
<v Speaker 5>Wait?

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about something positive? Like?

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<v Speaker 5>This project I've ever been to was Red Fern?

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Red Fern?

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 9>How these projects far rockaway? That's what my that's where

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 9>my aunt lives. Fucking terrifying. Really red fd Just once

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 9>I went and I was like, why why are you

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 9>doing that?

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 5>Why?

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Guy? It's not Meder Hey man.

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 5>Man, I'm just.

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:23.960
<v Speaker 8>Man.

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 2>But look at you. You gotta have that. This is

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>daddy on it. Look at your button down your jeans.

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I would rob you.

0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Red Fern got one Red Fern got one star on

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<v Speaker 1>apartments dot com.

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 2>That's terrible.

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 5>Wow, why are they ding the project.

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 2>People? Jordan's was there a good moment that happened in

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 2>the projects that you can.

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:46.720
<v Speaker 5>Remember when I left bond niggas.

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Happiest memory he skipped out. It is box of things.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, a good moment, just basketball tournaments during

0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 6>the summer.

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 2>You you don't even look like you dribble. You don't

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.440
<v Speaker 2>look like you own an't you play basketball?

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 5>I don't.

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>You don't even look like.

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't.

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 2>You got them skirtskirts.

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 6>That's why I have really have like friends outside of comedy,

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 6>like people only people who have seen my comedy and

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 6>actually like my comedy I'm actually friends with And it's sad.

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 5>I don't have a lot of friends outside of comedy.

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>So how do we get you to get some like

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 2>outside friends?

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:33.120
<v Speaker 9>I don't know, well, tired of meeting new people, Yeah,

0:32:33.320 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 9>I mean I feel like that's what happens when you're

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:35.280
<v Speaker 9>an adult.

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Though I'm good here, Yeah, but I like to I

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 1>like to meet new people and hear new stories because

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.720
<v Speaker 1>because you know, I am, I'm not gonna lie on that.

0:32:46.960 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to hear because sometimes I forget my life.

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, this is bad, and then I meet

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 1>somebody else I'm like, it could be so much worse. Absolutely,

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>So sometimes I like to hear other people's stories to

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:02.120
<v Speaker 1>make me feel better about myself.

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.000
<v Speaker 2>So well, that's why Jordan is here to talk about

0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 2>the projects.

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like now, but since you've been out of projects,

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 1>you've been doing really well, right, Like, so can you

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:10.320
<v Speaker 1>talk to us about these plays?

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 2>How did the how did it come about? How did

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 2>you get into stand up?

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<v Speaker 6>I just I started stand up. I started with improv

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.959
<v Speaker 6>where I am I did. Yeah, well, my mom has

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:25.360
<v Speaker 6>a master's in apply theater, so she's always been.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Like an actress side theater.

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she got it last year.

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Roslin is dupe.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 5>She's she's the best.

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I really like her.

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>And when I see you with her, I'm just like, oh,

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm so proud of you. Right, you have like a

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 1>mom that's in your life.

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 5>I love my mom's. Yeah. But yeah, my mom got

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 5>me into it.

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:44.720
<v Speaker 6>She was like, oh, go to this improv thing and

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 6>there was these two people performing who were like a

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 6>part of UCV or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have to pay?

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<v Speaker 6>I paid for the first class and then and then

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 6>I got a scholarship for ye diversity of the levels.

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<v Speaker 6>I did two on one, three, one, four one, and

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<v Speaker 6>then I met some stand ups at a meet and

0:34:02.240 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 6>great ship, and then I was just saying, I've just

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 6>been doing stand up since.

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Listen you see me be having some cute little meat

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 1>and greets. The food be free and the liquor be free.

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:14.920
<v Speaker 6>The food as good as hell. I need to I

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 6>needed to like figure something out. Community college has taking

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 6>me too long.

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Too long. Isn't community college like two years? It's it's

0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:27.239
<v Speaker 2>four four.

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:28.680
<v Speaker 5>I did it in four.

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<v Speaker 2>Like alors program. Yeah, I didn't.

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:36.720
<v Speaker 5>Ye, nothing was easy.

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:39.919
<v Speaker 6>I'd be like, yo, I'm gonna do high school for six,

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna do or five and then I'm gonna do.

0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:48.239
<v Speaker 5>Fucking college for four.

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Damn dude, years of school for a bad time. So

0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:54.920
<v Speaker 2>here's my question for you. When you want to get

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.280
<v Speaker 2>some food delivered. Do they deliver to the projects?

0:34:57.920 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 2>They all the time. Okay, but wait what places deliver?

0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Because not all because honestly, Domino's is getting real shisty pizza.

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:11.759
<v Speaker 6>Hluf got that song called Deliver. He's like, piece of man,

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 6>don't come here no more.

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Now You're not gonna be robbing me while I'm carrying

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 1>this little hot bag.

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 3>Even the Livery cabs. Even the Livery cabs. Sometimes I

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 3>would like go to the process.

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 1>My friend lived there, and I would try to call

0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 1>a cab and then like, yeah, you got to meet

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:28.919
<v Speaker 1>us like three blocks away from the You're not gonna

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:32.319
<v Speaker 1>jump in my car and rob me. I'm not even

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:36.239
<v Speaker 1>coming to pick you up. And like it's like, get well,

0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 1>you gotta be adjacent to a place with lights. The

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 1>met Me and Sydney were in the projects. A couple

0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 1>of weeks ago. We went for a barbecue. Remember so Nori,

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:52.560
<v Speaker 1>our baby daddy expert, invited us to his girlfriends, his

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:53.880
<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriends cookout.

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's loose, loose whatever says, it doesn't that's who she is.

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 2>So we get there or I get there, and I

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:02.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, you can find me?

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell me he was in the projects? I

0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:07.120
<v Speaker 1>mean the food was good, but it didn't seem like

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>no it was. It was here in Brooklyn.

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:12.800
<v Speaker 2>But we about to go to Yonkers this weekend, so

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:16.320
<v Speaker 2>we'll probably be in the projects. I'm not going to

0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 2>be in the project.

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm not all the mother hard niggas they come from you.

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Because well, like uh DMX is from Yonkers. He is,

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:32.880
<v Speaker 2>and you see how he turned down Earls.

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:35.800
<v Speaker 3>I feel like he's the only one that his story

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 3>was publicized, like how bad, how bad it could get?

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, he started doing drugs, and I

0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 3>think that literally is what made him spiral out of control.

0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 1>Jordan started doing drugs and he's spiraled into a writing job.

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he was doing he's doing weed. You don't

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 2>do hard drugs.

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 5>No d m X.

0:36:58.400 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>The first time he smoked you head whatever, the first

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 1>time coke? You hang out with white people who did

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the other day. So wait, what didn't mean more drag?

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait what happened?

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 5>He came out?

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean just came out. I had to

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 2>start doing it.

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:21.760
<v Speaker 5>They were pressure.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Jordan's just saying no, crazy. I should have just said no,

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 2>tell us, tell us.

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 6>So we go to uh some Melisius friend's house and

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 6>we haven't seen him in a while. They worked super hard.

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 5>They live in the middle of Manhattan and they have

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 5>a backyard, so you know they're insane.

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:45.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh in Manhattan, back in Manhattan floor.

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:49.800
<v Speaker 6>They're nuts. And they worked that hard, so they just

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:51.640
<v Speaker 6>try every means of escape.

0:37:51.680 --> 0:37:54.240
<v Speaker 5>You know. They had weed, They had their own whiskey,

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:59.360
<v Speaker 5>like bottle there. They had like coke for some reason.

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 6>They had a v we are like we are virtual

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:05.320
<v Speaker 6>reality helmet, you could like, you know, I guess he

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 6>had porn on there at some point.

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 2>But yes, yeah, I don't lie. I wish I did

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 2>take hard. He's like, I feel like it's hitting me

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 2>in my face.

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 6>I wish I'm looking at the same perty for three years.

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 6>You got a lot of nerve hired. No, I have

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:33.399
<v Speaker 6>a lot of lack of nerve because it's hard. I'm tired.

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Would fuck you up? Reckless like this? What she don't have?

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 2>You in control? You need to give she don't have.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Woman never has amount of control. I'm completely out of

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:44.279
<v Speaker 2>you are out of control. Let's get back to these

0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 2>freaking whippets.

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 5>Whipps though, what is it?

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:48.239
<v Speaker 2>What does a whippet look like? Yeah?

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:49.239
<v Speaker 5>What do you do? Oh?

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:52.399
<v Speaker 2>So there's like an actual can. I can't I can't

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 2>squeeze this, squeeze the part.

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 5>And then you put the niles on your mouth and

0:38:55.960 --> 0:38:57.200
<v Speaker 5>just inhale that ship?

0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Is it the computer cleaners?

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:01.319
<v Speaker 2>No, Sometimes it's like.

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:05.680
<v Speaker 6>Cream, like empty wob cream cans like that, just air

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 6>and then they're just like, you know what you need

0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:09.280
<v Speaker 6>with whipp it's you need to do cocaine.

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 2>See I'm not doing both of those things. Are you

0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:14.399
<v Speaker 2>trying to kill all the brain cells in your fucking head.

0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:18.400
<v Speaker 6>It's so tired, I don't want to think, Well, what

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:21.840
<v Speaker 6>is the whipp it. I like, that's like yo, I

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 6>can't even think, like I feel retarded?

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Why do you want to? So then on top of that,

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:26.840
<v Speaker 2>you put cocaine.

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 5>You feel empty.

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like k It's like ketamine. I don't know,

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like ketamine. That's what Sydney. You've done whippets and keddemy. No,

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I've done ken before you. That's the feeling like a

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:40.920
<v Speaker 2>little empty and like you're like you don't even know

0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 2>where you are.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:44.520
<v Speaker 1>It's hot a body experience. Yeah, my head was like

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:47.160
<v Speaker 1>empty and your head is still empty right now. I

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.439
<v Speaker 1>can tell just about talking to you for the last

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 1>no way.

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, I was also sitting on a chair for an hour.

0:39:54.320 --> 0:39:57.040
<v Speaker 5>I was like, damn, what Well you got here real early.

0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:59.360
<v Speaker 5>So that's you probably are having a blast. What you

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 5>mean y'all just doing back to back podcasts. I think

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 5>y'all need to do some whippets. Need to do some

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:07.279
<v Speaker 5>whippers here.

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:09.640
<v Speaker 1>No, you're out with these white folks, right, They got

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:11.920
<v Speaker 1>all these drugs out. They like pick your poison. You

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 1>pick up the virtual reality helmet and you're like, oh

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 1>and whipped cream can't.

0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:19.040
<v Speaker 6>They're like they're like, oh, snap, now you want to

0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:22.080
<v Speaker 6>try whippets, and I was like, all right, whatever, and

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 6>then the girl threw up.

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.440
<v Speaker 5>She threw up like she had like tang glasses.

0:40:27.680 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 2>That's the end of the fucking night.

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Some girl just throws up after whippets and cocaine, no

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:34.319
<v Speaker 3>thank you, and ten glasses of wie.

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 2>You could be in the projects for all that. I mean,

0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 2>people in the projects.

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:38.239
<v Speaker 5>Don't do.

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 2>People in the project don't do whippets.

0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, they don't have whipped cream cans in the

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:47.399
<v Speaker 1>in the projects, they.

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Do cool whip in the can in the jar, cool whip,

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:55.280
<v Speaker 2>cool whip. Okay. So and then after that, you did cocaine.

0:40:56.400 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you recommend it to others?

0:40:58.320 --> 0:40:58.720
<v Speaker 5>Cocaine?

0:40:58.840 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 5>No, don't do cocaine.

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was telling you last night, fool, it's

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:05.399
<v Speaker 1>bad you did cocaine last night.

0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Nobody. He was telling me about his story, and I

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, don't do it, dude. You're too old.

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:10.959
<v Speaker 5>They're too old.

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're too old. Oh my god, what's too old

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:17.239
<v Speaker 2>for cocaine? You are you old enough for coke? You

0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 2>gotta be twenty four?

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 5>Me?

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I'm saying to do cocaine, and it'd be

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 1>like nothing to you twenty four.

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? Famous people do cocaine? They

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 2>medd what kind of cocaine slip? Yes, I mean besides,

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:31.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, talking about the cocaine.

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:32.720
<v Speaker 5>When you sniff it, you get younger.

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Charlie Sheen that winning the thousand dollars a bundle of vial.

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:44.840
<v Speaker 5>That cocaine is the hell of a drug. Cocaine.

0:41:44.960 --> 0:41:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh that James James did not He looked chrible.

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he did look Badcaine's bad. I mean, don't do drugs.

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not here for any of that. Yes, anyway,

0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:59.400
<v Speaker 2>me neither, So I don't even I'm clean. Yeah, no,

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 2>it's clean, body, clean, soul.

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:03.680
<v Speaker 5>I was just thirty feet out of control. It's a

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 5>long week.

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:06.879
<v Speaker 2>It was a long week.

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, listen to the people who are listening to

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>this right now who have never been to the projects

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 1>and will never go to the projects, Like, do you

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.160
<v Speaker 1>have something like you said that people think that people

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 1>from the projects are dumb? Any other misconceptions that you

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:21.280
<v Speaker 1>think people have about being from.

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 2>The streets.

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 5>They think.

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I feel like you proved a lot of

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:28.280
<v Speaker 2>them already. You really did, because I was like Sidney,

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 2>please move your feet, dude, what is wrong with you?

0:42:31.600 --> 0:42:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:35.279
<v Speaker 6>It's a class thing. It's like people look at people

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 6>in the projects like that we're all broke and spend

0:42:41.640 --> 0:42:44.440
<v Speaker 6>our money on the wrong things. Like I never had

0:42:44.480 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 6>a pair of Jordan's and my name is Jordan.

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Had a great joke and people, oh lord, is that new.

0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:55.959
<v Speaker 6>I don't know, It's just I don't know, like people

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:59.120
<v Speaker 6>do treat me like that, Like, you know, you see

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:00.839
<v Speaker 6>you go in the project, theresume, we spend all your

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:06.839
<v Speaker 6>money on one thing. There's a lot of like, you know, like, uh,

0:43:08.040 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 6>was it like certain politics that I feel like people have,

0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:14.439
<v Speaker 6>like respectability politics people have when they talk about people

0:43:14.480 --> 0:43:16.280
<v Speaker 6>that live in the project because they have the perception

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:19.720
<v Speaker 6>that we spend all our money on Jordan's and Tim's

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:23.920
<v Speaker 6>and which sometimes we do. But then that's that's like

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 6>a lifestyle choice. That's not for someone to be like, oh,

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 6>you need to not do this to get out of

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 6>your position. It's like if I get Jordan's or if

0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:35.319
<v Speaker 6>I bought Tims, it's like, that's not the thing that's

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 6>keeping me out the projects. Yeah, my grandmother and my

0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 6>mother have already lived in the projects. My family, my

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 6>entire family up until my brother and his wife even

0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:49.319
<v Speaker 6>from the projects too, and the baby just just had

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:54.600
<v Speaker 6>is honestly the only person in my family who didn't

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 6>live wasn't born and lived in the projects.

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:00.440
<v Speaker 5>It's a generational thing more than anything.

0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 6>And one pair of Jordan's or a couple of pair

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 6>for me just sleeping in maybe because my my fucking

0:44:07.360 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 6>grocery store is like two miles away. Mine isn't. But

0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:13.360
<v Speaker 6>I'm saying other people live in the food desert. The

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:16.080
<v Speaker 6>ship that's keeping people in the projects. Yeah, it's a lifestyle.

0:44:16.200 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 6>Choice isn't gonna help one thing get you out the projects?

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:22.080
<v Speaker 6>And the perception is that one choice is one for

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 6>one choice. So that's why you're in the projects. Oh,

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:26.400
<v Speaker 6>that's why you are a certain way when it's not.

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:27.880
<v Speaker 6>And I feel it's so real.

0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 2>So your nephew, nephew, So your niece is out here

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 2>just thriving. What is your Where do they live?

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 5>They live in Westchester.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh she's really doing well, they're doing I'm proud of

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 1>your brother for doing something else.

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 5>Great.

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was in Westchester the other day and I

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, look at all these little mik mansions.

0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:54.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we got out the projects and uh, you know,

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.280
<v Speaker 5>more generations is gonna be born out the projects.

0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, you keep you keep grabbing it.

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Ou Yeah, and you're and you're with a white woman,

0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:03.680
<v Speaker 1>so you won't ever be in the project.

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 5>I mean, she broke She looks like a Dina waitress.

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 2>Didn't you guys say that? We never say no? No,

0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 2>you said that about another. See, this is what happened.

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 2>What that happened was you said another You were talking

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:21.959
<v Speaker 2>about Nori and his you're like his white girl looks

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 2>like a Dina waitress. Words were those and no, no,

0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 2>but I heard.

0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 6>Dina waitress, white girl looking like Ana probably and I

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:33.279
<v Speaker 6>and I laughed, and I laughed a little, but I

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 6>couldn't laugh too hard because I know my.

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<v Speaker 2>White looks like as it looked like she work at TikTok.

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<v Speaker 5>She would love that.

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<v Speaker 2>White people in the projects. Are there white people in

0:45:48.640 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 2>the projects? Yeah? Oh definitely, especially my projects is Queen's.

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<v Speaker 6>You talk to white people and queens, you think it's

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<v Speaker 6>just like regular goofy as white people, and they be like.

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:02.759
<v Speaker 2>Speak Greek and all and stuff. I was like, what

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 2>language you're trying to speak? They sound like muppets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I mean I feel like, so, did you

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<v Speaker 1>have any other questions about the project?

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:13.880
<v Speaker 5>Guys got project questions?

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Or just Jordan's upbringing us in general?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what did you eat on a regular basis?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you don't look like you don't look like you

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<v Speaker 1>ate a lot, but you don't look like you ate terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. My grandma lived right across the street,

0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:33.040
<v Speaker 2>co op, so I went to grandma. Grandma.

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<v Speaker 5>Grandma did help me out.

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:37.360
<v Speaker 2>So Grandma looked across and laughed at y'all doing that.

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:42.759
<v Speaker 2>She was just thrown away food scraps. She was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>held a little more. She was gonna have a little

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<v Speaker 2>fresh direct delivered left at y'all.

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 6>Now that grandfather has died, I have plenty of money

0:46:53.480 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 6>because I have two pensions.

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<v Speaker 5>You broke project.

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I got beneons.

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:07.759
<v Speaker 5>That was the song of the summer. That should helped

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:08.760
<v Speaker 5>me get off the projects.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to phones.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Jordan's so you're doing You're doing Hidden Fences.

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:16.360
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna do it in l A too, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>would like to hopefully next year.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, for now, I'm doing Hidden Fences, a New York

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<v Speaker 6>comedy Festival on November eighth at the Bellhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seven doors, seven thirty show. Yeah, that's a big

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>field Jordan. Yeah, yeah, the Bell House is fantastic. That's amazing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so say the say the date and the Lord brought

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<v Speaker 2>it up from the creek in the crave. Well say

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<v Speaker 2>the location again for people.

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<v Speaker 6>It's going to be at the Bell House at seven yeah,

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:49.839
<v Speaker 6>seven seven doors, seven thirty show November eighth for as

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<v Speaker 6>part of a New York Comety festival.

0:47:51.440 --> 0:47:55.360
<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic and does have to pay it again, No,

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't playing all the dress Just say y'all on

0:47:59.880 --> 0:48:01.320
<v Speaker 2>the show. I'm gonna be like, I'm one of the

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:04.840
<v Speaker 2>blacks on the show. I think you're gonna let all

0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:05.759
<v Speaker 2>the black people in for free?

0:48:05.960 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah they should. It's gonna be dope.

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Where can people listening get tickets or can they pay

0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:10.879
<v Speaker 2>at the door?

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 5>You can pay at the door. Definitely get tickets in advance.

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<v Speaker 6>On the New York Comedy Festival website, hidden fences should

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 6>be listed or just like the hidden Fences page on

0:48:21.320 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 6>Facebook and you'll find all the information. Actually have the

0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:27.320
<v Speaker 6>ticket link pin to the top of that page.

0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:32.480
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, Leangston Kerman hosts it right, Lenggston Kerman are

0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:42.040
<v Speaker 1>light Skin Expert and Carolinasa our ladies streets. That's dope. Well,

0:48:42.080 --> 0:48:44.680
<v Speaker 1>what's what's next for you? What's the next move for you?

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 1>My un projected living brother, white woman dating, You're gonna waitress?

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got a break, Like Liz, I.

0:48:54.600 --> 0:48:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Need to just test test the sisters out for definitely,

0:48:58.280 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 1>you'll slide over to the finte beauty.

0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:04.239
<v Speaker 6>Once once once, I uh, actually really get I'm gonna

0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:05.919
<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna leave my wife.

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 2>That's a lie.

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm not lying or or you mean.

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 1>As Liz and be like, hey, can I get Can

0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I bring a black girl into the relationship?

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:19.880
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna say hello, I don't know. I feel like

0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Liz might be a little dawn.

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:49:23.320 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Look him, he already asked. She already said no. She

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.960
<v Speaker 2>already said, I don't know what she said. Let me

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.560
<v Speaker 2>talk to her. Yeah, talk talk to Liz.

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<v Speaker 5>She'l be like Sydney.

0:49:38.560 --> 0:49:42.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm like like that ass is ron girl? What's up?

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, come on, come on, girl, you don't want

0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a little thrism.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, yeah, No, it's definitely gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Poligamy is in right, now, poligamy is when you're married

0:49:56.640 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 1>to more than one person, not when you're dating whate Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, she trapped me. But how did you?

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:08.319
<v Speaker 2>How did you did?

0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 5>I don't even know?

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<v Speaker 9>This isn't the interracial relationship expert. Yeah, already had one

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:20.920
<v Speaker 9>of those. Yeah my brother, white woman whisper, white Homan whisper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jordan, and I feel like I learned a lot

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:26.320
<v Speaker 2>about you.

0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 1>You did.

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm glad to know that you're in

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 2>a better place. So shocked to hear that you were

0:50:36.760 --> 0:50:39.440
<v Speaker 2>read outside the project, to hear that you are six

0:50:39.520 --> 0:50:42.440
<v Speaker 2>feet tall? Yeah, I didn't even look at it. Must

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 2>be the jeans at least from the gap. Like, what's up?

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 2>I know these got a whole Yeah, where in the bood?

0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:50.800
<v Speaker 2>What's next for me?

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:54.239
<v Speaker 6>I'm writing for The run Down with Robin the d Yeah,

0:50:56.400 --> 0:50:57.320
<v Speaker 6>that's my job.

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:57.799
<v Speaker 5>My next job.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fantastic.

0:50:59.000 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I went in there and I'm up warmed up the

0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 2>audience last week. Yeah, she's gonna be the warm up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, don't listen to city. That's not that's not what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, less.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to edit out? No, No, what happened just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna talk about it all the podcast.

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I was asking people like who was in a relationship

0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:27.719
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and then I asked this woman and she

0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm a widow and I was like, wait.

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<v Speaker 2>To bring the mood down. That's hilarious, amazing, that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, oh Jordan, you were fantastic. Thank you

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:42.200
<v Speaker 1>for being here and doing this. And yeah, I'm glad

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 1>that you're in a better place even though you're you.

0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:47.480
<v Speaker 1>You've transcended the projects and now you're doing whippets with

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<v Speaker 1>white people in backyards.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I need to get my life.

0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:55.440
<v Speaker 2>You glad. I'm not you Insuran?

0:51:55.440 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 5>Any gotten insurance?

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I love in sure. I had one this morning for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 5>It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the real they chaste, it's great. I walked

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>down the street with my in shore too. I was like,

0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:06.920
<v Speaker 1>people were trying to call me. I was like, nah,

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:08.600
<v Speaker 1>you see, I'm trying to get my life right.

0:52:08.760 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I need to go get one.

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Then you probably should because you don't have enough vitamins

0:52:12.719 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 1>of your diarphee.

0:52:13.600 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm straight up.

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.879
<v Speaker 1>Even playing like, I hope you guys come to my funeral. Alright, Well,

0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:27.279
<v Speaker 1>let's end on some some good music. Let's plug some things. Marie,

0:52:27.280 --> 0:52:28.239
<v Speaker 1>where can we catch you?

0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:31.600
<v Speaker 2>You can catch me, well, not at Robin the d

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:34.000
<v Speaker 2>because I don't think anyway. So you can catch me.

0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:40.320
<v Speaker 1>You can catch me on Instagram at re z r

0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:43.200
<v Speaker 1>e e e z y and you can catch the

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Unofficial Expert on Facebook at just the Unofficial Expert and

0:52:47.000 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 1>then on Instagram at Unofficial Expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you can catch me, just said b W

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<v Speaker 1>Hit us up on Twitter on Twitter to like at us, like,

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<v Speaker 5>Send all your money to these funny and beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Town and make sure you keep coming to see us live.

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 1>It's it's looking like it's gonna be the third Sunday

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:22.759
<v Speaker 1>of every month.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, at the Tank.

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 1>At the Tank in New York City, three twelve West

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:28.880
<v Speaker 1>thirty sixth Street. Guys, Sidney, take it away.

0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:40.920
<v Speaker 2>In my products, just different ranges of in my projects.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that that's project path right now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Coco col Cow stupid, Bye guy,