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Speaker 1: Hello, my goodness, good morning, afternoon or evening.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with.

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Speaker 1: Sydney and Marie Samiel. Oh my goodness, what a day?

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Speaker 2: What a day? What are we doing? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Every time, every couple days something will happen and I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Is this my life?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I can't wait till the whole world knows how

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Speaker 3: amazing we are because the things that we go through.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, shout out to everybody listening in Australia.

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Speaker 1: We got people listening out there. Shout out to people listening,

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Speaker 1: you know, just across the world.

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Speaker 3: See somebody slid in my Venmo like two months ago

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Speaker 3: and gave me some money, like for just because I said,

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Speaker 3: give me some money. So I want to say thank

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Speaker 3: you to that person. I think her name was Molly.

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Speaker 3: I'm not for sure.

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Speaker 1: But Molly just sent you money from the pot.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, Molly Krueger paid and she said some coins

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Speaker 3: for Sydney, Elizabeth Washington and hopes for a shout out

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Speaker 3: on the unoffici so experts to this dedicated podcast listening

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Speaker 3: beije woman named Molly. Oh my god, that'd be National

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Speaker 3: Venmo Day. Don't roast me.

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Speaker 2: Molly. I love you.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet you and see you. Molly,

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Speaker 1: you didn't slut him up vimo because she didn't ask.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to ask on Twitter. I'm not asking.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all.

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Speaker 2: You're asking asking. You shall receive Molly.

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Speaker 1: They can't find you. Thank you, Molly for sending Sydney

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Speaker 1: some money. Yeah, I'll listen. We've I'm sure we shared

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Speaker 1: it in a cab. How you doing, a girl? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing really well. I feel like I feel like

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Speaker 1: we're ending the year really really strong. Right, twenty seventeen

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Speaker 1: has been you know, the comedy is going going really well.

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Speaker 1: I feel like twenty eighteen is going to be an

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Speaker 1: amazing year. Like y'all not even gonna know me in

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, absolutely remember when Marie and I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: like you actually know I totally remember.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember me from absolutely not. I'm gonna change

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Speaker 2: my name so it's not even gonna be fucking Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Right right right, because I'm like too good to be

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Speaker 1: a Maria. It's gonna be like Anastagia.

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Speaker 2: Is the Sydney still gonna be in the name?

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Speaker 1: No, I think I'm gonna change my name of Tamuu.

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Speaker 2: What you want, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Exciting.

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Speaker 2: So Marie, what were you an expert in?

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Speaker 1: I was an expert at not being prepared to be

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Speaker 1: an expert this week. That's crazy because we have the

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Speaker 1: same expert My goodness. I mean, I think what it

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Speaker 1: is is, I'm just really excited about this guest, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like maybe we should just like jump into that.

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Speaker 2: I think we should do that. I'm so for that.

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Speaker 2: You see, we're in a good place. We were in

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Speaker 2: a chord. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This next guest, honestly, everybody should know who the hell

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Speaker 3: he is. He's a great writer, comedian, stand up actor.

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Speaker 3: He's written a couple of plays that you guys should see.

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Speaker 1: Hidden Fences, which was a Jenna Bush like mistake at

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Speaker 1: like the Golden Globes or something, and he turned that

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Speaker 1: mistake into like a really really fun.

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Speaker 2: Freaking gym. It's such a gym.

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Speaker 1: And then he recently had the color Arkle. This is

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Speaker 1: a mix up of the color purple and Steve Erkle. Amazing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we've seen him all over New York City. Give it

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Speaker 1: up for our projects.

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Speaker 4: Expert Jordan's tempa p my project.

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Speaker 2: Do you know in projects?

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Speaker 1: Is it project path, project pete, project project pat maybe project?

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Speaker 2: Probably your mom when your mom did she projects.

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Speaker 5: George Lay for school, she was singing that.

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Speaker 1: So you're you're born and raised in New York. What

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Speaker 1: projects is are in queens.

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Speaker 6: Uh south Side? Forty projects? Far Rockaway? Wow, Hammels Edgemere?

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Speaker 2: Are you listed all the projects?

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Speaker 5: Projects?

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Speaker 2: So what's a? What's a? Is there a famous person

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Speaker 2: that came out of your projects? Because I feel like.

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Speaker 6: From Ravens were projects that's from that's the project over

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Speaker 6: from Queensbridge.

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Speaker 7: So like your NAS adjacent, NAS adjacent, Jungle adjacent, mob

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Speaker 7: deep mob deep, Prodigy adjacent, Okay, okay, hood hood adjacent.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean projects? In my mind? Project is

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Speaker 2: hood always? Yeah? Is this?

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Speaker 6: My project was described to me recently as the soft projects.

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Speaker 1: Oh, somebody came for your struggles. So y'all wore like

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Speaker 1: y'all wore like skinny jeans and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: So your dads were around in the projects. I would

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Speaker 2: skateboard in the project. I skateboarded in my projects. In

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Speaker 2: my project, you were in my projects.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. So you were kind of like it's that

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Speaker 1: guy's name kick Push.

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Speaker 6: Blue Babe, or even like Kareem Campbell.

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Speaker 5: He's a black skateboarder. Kids would call me black Tony Hawk.

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Speaker 2: I'm loud love.

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Speaker 1: I love when I see black people on skateboards because

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Speaker 1: I just feel like we make it look so much

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Speaker 1: cooler than our beige contemporaries.

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Speaker 3: I just want to see a black dude on a skateboard,

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Speaker 3: rob somebody.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what the listeners.

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Speaker 3: Drew Dowdy is another comedian who is fun at herol

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Speaker 3: He's sexy, so sexy, he's got a great he's too

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Speaker 3: I thought.

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Speaker 1: He's too tall for a skateboard. I don't know, no,

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Speaker 1: but he's got long legs. You got legs that are

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Speaker 1: good enough. You can't be above a certain You can't

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Speaker 1: be five ten on a skateboard.

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Speaker 5: How tall are you six one?

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Speaker 2: You're six one?

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Speaker 1: You don't give me six at all because you because

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Speaker 1: he's a lion.

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Speaker 2: It's a damn lie. How tall are you giving your id?

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Speaker 1: Don't don't by the idea because you put you put

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Speaker 1: the height down yourself.

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Speaker 2: I don't trust you're five eleven. What you're telling me

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Speaker 2: that you six ft? Need you at least five les. Well,

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Speaker 2: stand up right now. I just want to see you

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Speaker 2: are tall. You know what you know what it is is, listeners,

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Speaker 2: I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I have a very tall sense of self, so I

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Speaker 1: just assume that I'm the same height as everybody in

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Speaker 1: the room at all times.

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Speaker 2: You have a short person, you know, you carry it short.

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Speaker 1: You carry it lou lou, sweet cheer, you carry.

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Speaker 2: It in your cab.

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Speaker 5: I'm humble, y'all.

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Speaker 2: You you have a hat on. That's it's daddy on.

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Speaker 2: You're not humble. You know what it is?

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Speaker 3: You have a short neck. Your neck is short. If

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Speaker 3: your if your neck is longer, I could see that. No,

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Speaker 3: you definitely don't.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing that moms say people nights. I need

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Speaker 2: to get one of them things that make my neck look.

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Speaker 1: No, you gotta get what's what's that like those tribes

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Speaker 1: that do like the necklaces that like logate their next long.

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Speaker 2: It Yeah short, you do it's real?

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Speaker 5: Stubby, damn stuffy?

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Speaker 2: You is your other?

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Speaker 5: Next?

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Speaker 2: Short? You got too short?

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Speaker 8: Next?

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Speaker 2: I got to next.

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Speaker 6: I never thought I came to do this podcast. Y'all

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Speaker 6: make me feel self conscious.

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Speaker 2: That's what we do. That's what I love.

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Speaker 5: Was like roast.

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Speaker 2: We build you up and bring you down.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel good about my neck.

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Speaker 2: No, you're good the sort. And you are handsome, you're Haitian.

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Speaker 2: You're doing well.

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Speaker 8: Wow, people, you're handsome and Haitian. Wow, you're doing better

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Speaker 8: than he's an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what I'm I'm stunning and I'm Haitian too,

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Speaker 1: so and I'm people say that to me all the time.

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Speaker 1: Black can we can we talk about growing up in

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Speaker 1: the project? Did you like where the elevators always broken?

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Speaker 1: Did people pee in the hallway? Do people smoking the hallway?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: What's that? Like? Virginity on the roof?

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Speaker 5: I put in the steps. I sucked a couple of

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Speaker 5: my girlfriends and.

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Speaker 2: The steps to okay, the same steps.

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Speaker 5: The same steps? Where okay?

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Speaker 2: So where what floor? What's a good floor to pee on?

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Speaker 6: Between four and five? You need to like be kind

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Speaker 6: of in the cut, like around the corner. So there's

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Speaker 6: like two different doors that swing open, one where it's

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Speaker 6: like you don't expect anyone to peek out up to

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Speaker 6: the next floor, they're going straight down, and the other

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Speaker 6: one where you could just be like just me and

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Speaker 6: my girlfriend just hanging out.

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Speaker 2: So what's what's a good sex floor.

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Speaker 5: Between four and five?

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Speaker 2: And that's also the p floor.

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Speaker 6: There's also and you could peel on on the second

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Speaker 6: floor is the camera, so anything above the warm Oh.

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Speaker 2: And the second floor is where the laundry mat is.

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Speaker 2: Sydney Wood, every building is not the same. So when

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Speaker 2: did you become a project? I lived with my friend

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Speaker 2: in the projects for like a couple of months. Larner.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my goodness. That's a town home.

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Speaker 5: That's a that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So you said it like you knew for the fact

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Speaker 1: that they all got the same blueprints.

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Speaker 2: So why not just go home to peep?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes it wasn't your building.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes if you go into other buildings, or you smoke

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Speaker 6: a weed, Oh you're coming back from getting some weed.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you gotta take a piss.

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Speaker 2: Can't you just pee outside?

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Speaker 5: Nah? Sometimes you could do that too. You could pee everywhere.

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Speaker 5: It's the project. It's so cheap already, it doesn't even matter, yo.

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Speaker 1: So like I feel like when people think of projects,

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Speaker 1: they think of like really ugly paint and like riches

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Speaker 1: and stuff.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have broches, my mom's paint. My mom still

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Speaker 6: lives in projects and the paint its chipping crazy, the

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Speaker 6: water is foul.

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Speaker 2: The water is bad too.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I meant the water in the wall that

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Speaker 6: makes the like that. Yeah, it's pretty bad. But her

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Speaker 6: crib is nicer than mine. I don't even know what

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about. Actually, I moved out of the projects

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Speaker 6: and into a worse apartment, not project.

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Speaker 2: How is that possible?

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Speaker 6: Because I got two other roommates, and before I was

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Speaker 6: living with my mom's. Yeah, I was in the PJS

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Speaker 6: until last year.

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Speaker 2: So, Georgia, I didn't even know you're struggling like that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, going through it. I did not know your life

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Speaker 6: turned the corner this year. I'm an entirely different person.

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Speaker 2: I know you too. You took a car here today,

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Speaker 2: I did. You took a car here.

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Speaker 3: But I still feel the projects like the remnants of it.

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Speaker 2: I still there's an edge.

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Speaker 1: There's Project cru Yeah, you're you know, I don't see

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Speaker 1: that at all. I would not have known that you

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Speaker 1: were the project PJ pts D you know, can we

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Speaker 1: talk about that?

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Speaker 2: What's that? What's that?

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Speaker 6: Just seeing a group of niggas Sometimes I'm just like,

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Speaker 6: come on, come on, niggas, Like I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: You ever get hold of my pockets?

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Speaker 5: And when I walk by a group of niggas, sometimes

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Speaker 2: You've been jumping before. We jump talk about it the.

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Speaker 6: First time I went to So it's like a neighboring

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Speaker 2: It's like the project we beef with and.

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Speaker 1: The projects beef with the projects. Yeah, yeah, I'm both

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Speaker 1: doing bad. Yeah, we're all laughing at you guys.

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Speaker 9: We're actually we're trying to stay there.

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Speaker 5: That's why we keeping you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we've got solutions to problems that we created ourself.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, I'm sounding like Ben Causton's son.

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Speaker 9: I don't want to say that, but I was like, wow,

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Speaker 5: No, it's just yeah, I do have pj PTSD. This

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Speaker 6: So I'm going to this party. There's this girl, big

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Speaker 9: See her because but was fat, absolutely absolutely.

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Speaker 2: What her face looked like, he don't.

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Speaker 5: Even her face was was beat. But you know, that's

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Speaker 2: The cars that she was built.

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Speaker 8: Her.

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Speaker 1: God gave her that her God, well, my guy would

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Speaker 5: So yeah, she was. She was Jamaican.

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Speaker 6: I don't I don't blame her for it, but you

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Speaker 2: Like I got that.

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Speaker 1: Was so you were going to the neighboring projects to

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Speaker 5: To beat it. It was a house party.

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Speaker 2: And then I go, I'm not going to a house

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Speaker 6: And I was like, yo, let's go, and and uh,

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Speaker 5: Some people was getting stabbed.

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Speaker 2: I think you think I just heard.

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Speaker 6: I just saw this. If y'all can't see, that's my

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Speaker 2: It's like the Jason arm.

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Speaker 6: The Jason arm. It was a pretty bad time. And

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Speaker 6: I left and then started raining and I was like, wait, y'all,

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Speaker 6: I left my umbrella because I went back for them.

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Speaker 6: I went back for the umbrella, but really to see

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Speaker 6: the building and like forty niggas were like, hey, who niggas,

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Speaker 6: And I was I don't know, just came get my humble.

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Speaker 2: I don't know this is back at the party.

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Speaker 5: It's back outside of the people. And then they chased

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Speaker 2: They chased the chase. What did you get?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, niggas threw a beach chair at me. That's a

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Speaker 9: good fight. That's a good fight sequence.

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Speaker 6: I don't know where it came from, Like, where was this?

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Speaker 2: I really like December? Yeah, it was speaking window.

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Speaker 6: It was Winter wonderful type project. Yes, it's just like

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Speaker 6: now I see a beach chair made that ship up?

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Speaker 6: Did some object working through the object on my head?

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Speaker 1: Yo, make sure that when you write the next the

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Speaker 1: movie that you write, make sure that you incorporate the

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Speaker 1: flying beach share.

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Speaker 2: It's super important.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty much. So two of that's my brand.

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Speaker 6: Absurd ship happened in the hood.

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Speaker 2: What what's the what's the most like dramatic? Like, what

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Speaker 2: kind of fights did you used to see?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'll tell you a fight I got into. Okay,

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Speaker 6: when I was sixteen, there was this kid. I think

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Speaker 6: it was over a basketball game.

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Speaker 2: Probably, I mean it wasn't a soccer game.

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Speaker 5: Nah, and it was your cold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sydney shoved her up her feet under my shirt.

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Speaker 2: It's under your shirt. It's under your butt too. So cold.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, you have one the most close. I'm dying me.

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Speaker 6: My friend said, I don't even think I let my

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Speaker 6: girl do this. She would even she would even try that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she knows better, but Sidney does not. I do not.

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Speaker 9: Your feet feet, Oh crazy, yo, Sydney, move your city,

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Speaker 9: your feet Sidney.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's looking at your feet. Now, don't

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Speaker 1: look at them. Oh yo yo, roast him for like

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Speaker 1: two seconds. Get in there, give me your best.

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Speaker 5: Your feet looked like a bunch of abandoned homes.

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Speaker 2: Keep going going. Your fe look like you looks like

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Speaker 2: my projects.

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Speaker 5: Your feet look like the orphans in that abandoned home.

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Speaker 5: No fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, he said, your feet got third degree burn.

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Speaker 5: Since, yeah, they got third degree.

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Speaker 2: And look at how smushed against the side of the

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Speaker 2: couch he is he.

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Speaker 5: Look like afro punk.

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Speaker 1: Yo.

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Speaker 2: That okay? So they're doing too much. Everyone appunk is always.

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Speaker 5: Doing brown and they want to be seen.

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Speaker 1: God, Sydney, please tuck your toes in the cushion or something.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, is there you guys like I'm thinking of afropunk

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Speaker 5: shirt like you're doing too much.

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Speaker 1: You are doing you are afro punk right now, you're

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Speaker 1: doing doing too much. Continue continue, Wait, so who got

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Speaker 1: let's talk about this.

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Speaker 5: So I had to fight. We fight on a basketball game.

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Speaker 6: We take off our shirts because we little niggas and

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Speaker 6: want to show that we've done a couple of push ups,

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Speaker 6: and then we were going in.

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Speaker 5: We fight. I throw a couple of swings at him.

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Speaker 2: Are you winning? Are you losing?

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Speaker 5: And I'm winning?

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Speaker 6: I swing and I hit him and he spins around.

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Speaker 6: I hit him so hard. Wow, patient, haitian anger salt.

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Speaker 6: But I feel like I don't know, Jordan. You don't

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Speaker 6: look like you could like hit. Wow, Jordan, you don't

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Speaker 6: you can hit. Also, you don't look you from the projects.

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Speaker 6: I almost feel like you're lying. Like you had a

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Speaker 6: yard and maybe a dog.

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Speaker 5: No I didn't. I didn't have ship.

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Speaker 2: You had a cat? You didn't have a dog?

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Speaker 5: No, I had a cat? Throw him in the ceiling fan?

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Speaker 5: What that so like?

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Speaker 2: That sound like some project behavior?

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Speaker 8: Serious?

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Speaker 2: I can't be your friend? Was the would the you

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Speaker 2: know my feet? My feet deserved better? No, thank you.

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Speaker 6: I fell back onto the bench over a bike and

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Speaker 6: he like pummeled me in the head. I got a

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Speaker 6: huge speednot speed, not a big noot. That appears very

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Speaker 6: fast speed.

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Speaker 2: Nott Okay, I get it. Wait can we go back

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Speaker 2: to this cat in the ceiling fan? You would just

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Speaker 2: throw it? What is wrong with you? While the fan

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Speaker 2: was on? Are you would throw the cat in the ceiling?

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Speaker 2: I'm really upset? Why because she's a project?

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Speaker 1: He's an animal, Sydney. You're clearly an animal. I'm from

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Speaker 1: the project, Sydney, Deny. What are the projects known for?

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Speaker 1: What is usually around the projects? Several liquor liquor stores,

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Speaker 1: Kennedy Fried Chicken, Kennedy Fried Chicken or spot.

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Speaker 2: Spot single cigarettes. Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Do you think people have misconceptions about the projects or

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Speaker 3: everything people believe?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: I think everything we have is right.

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Speaker 6: The projects are dumb, and that people from the projects

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Speaker 6: don't have anything of value outside of you know, like

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Speaker 6: they think we're just like chilling, drinking and smoking all day.

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Speaker 6: And my project specifically, I remember there were we used

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Speaker 6: to stash like chess pieces in the bushes because there

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Speaker 6: were like a chessboard like on the place, like a

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Speaker 6: little table, stone table, and we used to play chess

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Speaker 6: all day. Niggas playing time chests. Oh you're a little

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Speaker 6: there's a little chest like tournaments and.

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Speaker 2: Stuff Okay, Well in the projects. They're in the middle of.

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Speaker 1: The projects on his pro jerks. So yeah, My question

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Speaker 1: for you is you said you lived in the projects.

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Speaker 1: Up until last year, you were bringing women to the projects.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying Liz was coming through to the projects.

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Speaker 1: You had white women a couple of times. You need

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Speaker 1: to marry her, you need, you need to marry her. Okay, hold,

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Speaker 1: but she came at least one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them, did a lot of them.

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Speaker 2: You've got a lot of nerves. I know that's.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question. There was plenty of girls

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Speaker 2: coming to my project. And how is sex in the projects?

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Speaker 3: Because I've done it once and I walked out and

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Speaker 3: I definitely felt like I was sexually assaulted.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't felt like I needed to call it. Leave

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Speaker 2: your post.

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Speaker 6: It's like sex any other places, except the light flickers

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Speaker 6: a little more.

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Speaker 2: Now and there's a bug on that there's no headboard.

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Speaker 5: Show is it?

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Speaker 2: Did you mattress? Mattresses on the floor?

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Speaker 5: No, I ain't have no floor.

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Speaker 1: Somebody in a project I don't remember, Sydney. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and take a we did a video about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a minute.

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Speaker 2: Video. It comes back to me in a minute. It's

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Speaker 2: not it's not. It's not the word YouTube video. Everybody

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Speaker 2: go to, Uh, mister easy was.

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Speaker 5: My mom's house. So it looks like your moms are

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Speaker 5: like Auntie.

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Speaker 6: It's like nick, it was it wasn't like it wasn't

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Speaker 6: it wasn't a a a male dominated household like it

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Speaker 6: was my mom's credit.

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Speaker 2: So like plastic on the couch, plastic on the couch

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Speaker 2: cushions or no.

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Speaker 6: Not like futon like new age like nice kinty cloth

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Speaker 6: in the corner like a house little little little black

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Speaker 6: like like little African like dogs.

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Speaker 2: So when you bring a girl in, like what kind

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Speaker 2: of refreshments did you have for her?

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Speaker 5: Juice?

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Speaker 2: Because spray or ocean spray and yeah, other kinds? Is

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Speaker 2: there another type? There's like seatown brand.

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Speaker 5: Seatown?

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Speaker 1: Really in the projects, there's no, there's no seat towns

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Speaker 1: associated not thing. Yeah, that's the same thing or a

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Speaker 1: key food Oh seatown wait yeah town.

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Speaker 2: Did your mother ever make any of like the packet

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Speaker 2: iced tea?

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Speaker 1: No, no's not necessarily a project thing though what people

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Speaker 1: in the suburbs packets of stuff?

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Speaker 2: She never, Madelid, my mom was better than that. Let's

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Speaker 2: talk about your brother form. Oh yeah, so what is

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Speaker 2: your what's your mother's name?

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Speaker 5: That is?

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Speaker 2: That's a good mom. You know, let's I hang out there,

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Speaker 2: your mom hang out name Roslin here, we're I She's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I really like her.

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Speaker 6: Mom's held it down. That's why the crib was decent.

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Speaker 6: And I'm a half decent person, you know.

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Speaker 2: Are you? Yeah? I'm pretty am all right.

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Speaker 3: I see the way the things that you say and

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Speaker 3: the comments that you made on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: You ain't ship. You were throwing cat in the the

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Speaker 2: that's that was your cat?

447
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 1: What I can't talk to you anymore after the project,

448
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 1: after this, we're done.

449
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,159
Speaker 2: Okay, that's going to tag you in this.

450
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like some nigga named Jordan's who throws cats and.

451
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 5: Uh that was the one time thing.

452
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 6: And after I saw how much the cat didn't like it,

453
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 6: I said, hey, I gotta stop, and I did.

454
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: I put my foot down on the cat on the exactly. Yeah,

455
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 2: I saw what you were going with that cat. People

456
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: are not going to like this at all. I mean,

457
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not really a cat person, so I

458
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 2: don't really care.

459
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 9: I live with a cat now, I'm nicer to him.

460
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 9: Deaf got no ceiling fans. Cat, you throw him at

461
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 9: the box fan.

462
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 5: It's pretty high though.

463
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 2: You threw him at the box fan.

464
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, let's continue talking about Marie stopped laughing. It's funny, Sidney,

465
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: He's already doing it. I'm just talking to him about it.

466
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: You guys, having me is our cat torture. You're no

467
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: longer a project. The ASPCA or whatever is going. Okay,

468
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: so reach out to you when you're talking about your mom.

469
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: Oh my mom, she did she like not let you

470
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: go out after a certain time, Like was she one

471
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: of these like you got to be home because people

472
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: are crazy out here.

473
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 5: Or was she like it wasn't the craziest.

474
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 6: There would be a couple of things happening here and there,

475
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 6: but no, she just let me go when I wanted.

476
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 6: I would come back like wasted one time. More than

477
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 6: a couple of times i'd be I'd come home like

478
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 6: super high. And it took me forever to graduate. And

479
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 6: at one point I just didn't go outside because I

480
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 6: wanted to finish high school.

481
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: It took you for ever.

482
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,479
Speaker 5: I wasn't five. I went to five high schools.

483
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 2: Wow, Jordiana. You kept getting kicked out.

484
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 6: I got kicked out of I got no, you weren't

485
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 6: left back. I got kicked out of one.

486
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: And then what happened.

487
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 6: I got expelled for smoking a cigarette and stupid I

488
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 6: got into a previous fight before it was a border school.

489
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 2: You went to boarding school. Yeah, so your mother sent

490
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: you out of the projects.

491
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, but my school also helped facilitate that. But my

492
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 6: mom wanted me to like get out, and you know.

493
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: It was that's why you don't have that project vibe

494
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 2: because you in school.

495
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: That's what it did, really erase all the projects out

496
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: of you.

497
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, not a bad thing that had the product.

498
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Yes it is. You have to do rag

499
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: and have the tail out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Tims and

500
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: Shorts has a problem reversal like version. I'm just like

501
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: you know what I think I see now you're ready

502
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 2: to fight for the project that.

503
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 5: We got hots too.

504
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 7: No, but like.

505
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: You keep out turkeys, but like, do you keep in

506
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: touch with anybody that you grew up with in the

507
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: projects who didn't go to boarding school, because they're probably

508
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: not in the same place that you.

509
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 5: Have right now anyone from my projects.

510
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like you should contact them or

511
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 1: like at least try to stay friends with them because

512
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,239
Speaker 1: you can help them get out. They can look at

513
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: what you're doing and be inspired.

514
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 2: But they didn't go to boarding school. Said it's that

515
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: you don't need to go to boarding school.

516
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: But if you see what Jordan's doing right now, like

517
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 1: if they came to a show or came to a space,

518
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: you gotta be like Sean Corter, you gotta get.

519
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: Back just started.

520
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 5: It'd be cool if they did. But I feel like.

521
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 6: Like I isolated myself so much, like I'm not cool

522
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 6: with them, but I also like people just don't like

523
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 6: I'm just on my own. Fucking yeah, I can trying

524
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 6: to super and he's trying to compare you to jay Z.

525
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 6: It's like not realistic. Oh so what did jay Z

526
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 6: do for Marcie projects?

527
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 5: Nothing?

528
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: Literally nothing.

529
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 5: I'm a comedian. I can't call him out call out

530
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 5: my projects like a rapper.

531
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Queens. That's why, because they're Queen's projects, nobody cares.

532
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Queen, oh boy, I can't believe you bought

533
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: jay Z up Sydney. I am okay, I mean I'm

534
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: just saying like.

535
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: Recently, yeah, that seems like a cool dude that school.

536
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a friend that dated him, So so

537
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: what I mean I have some things. I mean, you

538
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: got some dig pics in your phone from your friend

539
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: who didn't know.

540
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 5: No, I just your friend got nice feet.

541
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 3: Actually, her feet are like two levels above mine. They're

542
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: not the best, but they're not terrible.

543
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: But she's gorgeous. She's stunning. So you don't even care

544
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: about her feet.

545
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: Or her hands.

546
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 5: I got I got project feet in the hands.

547
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 2: Let me see you take your shoes off. Come on,

548
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 2: come on, I just showed you mine. You show everybody

549
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: your feet. My god, please put your feet away.

550
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 5: I always wanted to get out though I wanted to.

551
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 5: I mean my brother.

552
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know you had a brother. You have older brother,

553
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 2: but he looked like years nine years Instagram.

554
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 5: He's married. He doesn't have Instagram. He's not one. He's

555
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 5: not on Facebook.

556
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: This is what your it looks like. You ran this

557
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: by so many times because anybody be asking.

558
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 5: Sixth grade?

559
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 2: Uh tea teacher, teacher, Okay, that's cute.

560
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 1: Rosmand did well, she did, and she's wonderful. What's the scariest,

561
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: the scariest thing that's ever happened? To you in the

562
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: project hmmm, or just like scariest moment where you're like,

563
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: who this ain't it for me?

564
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 5: I was selling drugs.

565
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 2: You're selling drugs.

566
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: You, Jordan, you're learning skateboarding as sugars playing.

567
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: You look like a hipster.

568
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 5: That was a really bad we dealer.

569
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: So you probably smoked all the week? Yeah I did,

570
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: he did.

571
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 5: I would smoking.

572
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 6: I smoked the weed with a couple of girls at school,

573
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 6: and I remember coming back to the dude who I

574
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 6: was selling for his house and he was like, he's like,

575
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 6: what happened, man, where's the money? And I'm like and

576
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 6: I'm like sitting there quiet and his friends are like

577
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 6: laughing around me.

578
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: It's just like, ah, this nigga smoked it. He smoked.

579
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 2: You smoked the with some bitches, didn't you. And I

580
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: started like tearing up.

581
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 5: Dealers And he was like, yo, you crying right now? Yo,

582
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 5: you're about to cry. He was like, Yo, you did, yo? Yo,

583
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 5: come here, man, come here. And he yoked me up

584
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 5: a little bit and yo, and then he gave me

585
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 5: more weed to sell.

586
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: And you smoke that too. Yeah, fucking problem, dude.

587
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

588
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 5: I was like sixteen.

589
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: I was lost. I was like my black Boy loss.

590
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: I was like, gone, yeah, black boy loss, that's a

591
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: play right there.

592
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 5: Oh I'm so tired.

593
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: You're so tired, You're like you don't want to write anymore. Okay,

594
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm ready, But I don't know, but yeah, no, that

595
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: was a pretty that was a sad time.

596
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

597
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 6: Mostly it's like, uh, I feel super like, oh damn,

598
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 6: I have a lot to prove, like from uh the projects,

599
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 6: Like I ain't grow up with a silver spoon. I

600
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 6: see some people who have and it makes me like,

601
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 6: it gives me even more fuels. Sometimes people just don't

602
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 6: know what people think. People are like dom who grew

603
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 6: up in public housing, especially like New York City, Like

604
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 6: some fucking brilliant people came out of Knightscha. You gotta

605
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 6: fox with you know what I mean? Nightscha never heard nobody?

606
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 6: What's New York City housing and thirty the project? Do

607
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 6: you have any good like good moment that happened in

608
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 6: the projects?

609
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: Great moment?

610
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I even want to take a I

611
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: want to take a step back even and talk about

612
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: some other famous people who have come out of the projects.

613
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: Who else is from like a New York City housing project?

614
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: That's famous most most deaths.

615
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 5: Nah, it's just jay Z.

616
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: It's all literally everybody it did a sat Rocky come

617
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: from the projects?

618
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

619
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: He's from Harlem.

620
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: There's no projects in Harlem. Tell me, okay, there's no

621
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: projects in Harlem. No.

622
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the project. What's the scariest

623
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: projects in the pinkhouses?

624
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 5: Wait?

625
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: Can we talk about something positive? Like?

626
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 5: This project I've ever been to was Red Fern?

627
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: Red Fern?

628
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 9: How these projects far rockaway? That's what my that's where

629
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 9: my aunt lives. Fucking terrifying. Really red fd Just once

630
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 9: I went and I was like, why why are you

631
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 9: doing that?

632
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 5: Why?

633
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: Guy? It's not Meder Hey man.

634
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 5: Man, I'm just.

635
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 8: Man.

636
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: But look at you. You gotta have that. This is

637
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: daddy on it. Look at your button down your jeans.

638
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: I would rob you.

639
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: Red Fern got one Red Fern got one star on

640
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: apartments dot com.

641
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: That's terrible.

642
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 5: Wow, why are they ding the project.

643
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 2: People? Jordan's was there a good moment that happened in

644
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: the projects that you can.

645
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 5: Remember when I left bond niggas.

646
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: Happiest memory he skipped out. It is box of things.

647
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god, a good moment, just basketball tournaments during

648
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 6: the summer.

649
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: You you don't even look like you dribble. You don't

650
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: look like you own an't you play basketball?

651
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 5: I don't.

652
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: You don't even look like.

653
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't.

654
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: You got them skirtskirts.

655
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 6: That's why I have really have like friends outside of comedy,

656
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 6: like people only people who have seen my comedy and

657
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 6: actually like my comedy I'm actually friends with And it's sad.

658
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of friends outside of comedy.

659
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: So how do we get you to get some like

660
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: outside friends?

661
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 9: I don't know, well, tired of meeting new people, Yeah,

662
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 9: I mean I feel like that's what happens when you're

663
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 9: an adult.

664
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: Though I'm good here, Yeah, but I like to I

665
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: like to meet new people and hear new stories because

666
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: because you know, I am, I'm not gonna lie on that.

667
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear because sometimes I forget my life.

668
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is bad, and then I meet

669
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: somebody else I'm like, it could be so much worse. Absolutely,

670
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: So sometimes I like to hear other people's stories to

671
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: make me feel better about myself.

672
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: So well, that's why Jordan is here to talk about

673
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: the projects.

674
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like now, but since you've been out of projects,

675
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: you've been doing really well, right, Like, so can you

676
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: talk to us about these plays?

677
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

678
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: How did the how did it come about? How did

679
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: you get into stand up?

680
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 6: I just I started stand up. I started with improv

681
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 6: where I am I did. Yeah, well, my mom has

682
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 6: a master's in apply theater, so she's always been.

683
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: Like an actress side theater.

684
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, she got it last year.

685
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: Roslin is dupe.

686
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 5: She's she's the best.

687
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: I really like her.

688
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: And when I see you with her, I'm just like, oh,

689
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Right, you have like a

690
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: mom that's in your life.

691
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 5: I love my mom's. Yeah. But yeah, my mom got

692
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 5: me into it.

693
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 6: She was like, oh, go to this improv thing and

694
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 6: there was these two people performing who were like a

695
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 6: part of UCV or whatever.

696
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 2: Did you have to pay?

697
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 6: I paid for the first class and then and then

698
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 6: I got a scholarship for ye diversity of the levels.

699
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 6: I did two on one, three, one, four one, and

700
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 6: then I met some stand ups at a meet and

701
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 6: great ship, and then I was just saying, I've just

702
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 6: been doing stand up since.

703
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: Listen you see me be having some cute little meat

704
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: and greets. The food be free and the liquor be free.

705
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 6: The food as good as hell. I need to I

706
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 6: needed to like figure something out. Community college has taking

707
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 6: me too long.

708
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 2: Too long. Isn't community college like two years? It's it's

709
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: four four.

710
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 5: I did it in four.

711
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 2: Like alors program. Yeah, I didn't.

712
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 5: Ye, nothing was easy.

713
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 6: I'd be like, yo, I'm gonna do high school for six,

714
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do or five and then I'm gonna do.

715
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 5: Fucking college for four.

716
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: Damn dude, years of school for a bad time. So

717
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 2: here's my question for you. When you want to get

718
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 2: some food delivered. Do they deliver to the projects?

719
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

720
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 2: They all the time. Okay, but wait what places deliver?

721
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 3: Because not all because honestly, Domino's is getting real shisty pizza.

722
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 6: Hluf got that song called Deliver. He's like, piece of man,

723
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 6: don't come here no more.

724
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: Now You're not gonna be robbing me while I'm carrying

725
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: this little hot bag.

726
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 3: Even the Livery cabs. Even the Livery cabs. Sometimes I

727
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 3: would like go to the process.

728
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: My friend lived there, and I would try to call

729
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: a cab and then like, yeah, you got to meet

730
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: us like three blocks away from the You're not gonna

731
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 1: jump in my car and rob me. I'm not even

732
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: coming to pick you up. And like it's like, get well,

733
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: you gotta be adjacent to a place with lights. The

734
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: met Me and Sydney were in the projects. A couple

735
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. We went for a barbecue. Remember so Nori,

736
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: our baby daddy expert, invited us to his girlfriends, his

737
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: ex girlfriends cookout.

738
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: Let's loose, loose whatever says, it doesn't that's who she is.

739
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 2: So we get there or I get there, and I

740
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: was like, you can find me?

741
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: Can I tell me he was in the projects? I

742
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: mean the food was good, but it didn't seem like

743
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: no it was. It was here in Brooklyn.

744
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 2: But we about to go to Yonkers this weekend, so

745
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: we'll probably be in the projects. I'm not going to

746
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: be in the project.

747
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 5: I'm not all the mother hard niggas they come from you.

748
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: Because well, like uh DMX is from Yonkers. He is,

749
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: and you see how he turned down Earls.

750
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 3: I feel like he's the only one that his story

751
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 3: was publicized, like how bad, how bad it could get?

752
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, he started doing drugs, and I

753
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 3: think that literally is what made him spiral out of control.

754
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: Jordan started doing drugs and he's spiraled into a writing job.

755
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was doing he's doing weed. You don't

756
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: do hard drugs.

757
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 5: No d m X.

758
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: The first time he smoked you head whatever, the first

759
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: time coke? You hang out with white people who did

760
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: the other day. So wait, what didn't mean more drag?

761
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: Wait what happened?

762
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 5: He came out?

763
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean just came out. I had to

764
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: start doing it.

765
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 5: They were pressure.

766
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: Jordan's just saying no, crazy. I should have just said no,

767
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: tell us, tell us.

768
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 6: So we go to uh some Melisius friend's house and

769
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 6: we haven't seen him in a while. They worked super hard.

770
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 5: They live in the middle of Manhattan and they have

771
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 5: a backyard, so you know they're insane.

772
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 2: Oh in Manhattan, back in Manhattan floor.

773
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 6: They're nuts. And they worked that hard, so they just

774
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 6: try every means of escape.

775
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 5: You know. They had weed, They had their own whiskey,

776
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 5: like bottle there. They had like coke for some reason.

777
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 6: They had a v we are like we are virtual

778
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 6: reality helmet, you could like, you know, I guess he

779
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 6: had porn on there at some point.

780
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 2: But yes, yeah, I don't lie. I wish I did

781
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: take hard. He's like, I feel like it's hitting me

782
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 2: in my face.

783
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 6: I wish I'm looking at the same perty for three years.

784
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 6: You got a lot of nerve hired. No, I have

785
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 6: a lot of lack of nerve because it's hard. I'm tired.

786
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: Would fuck you up? Reckless like this? What she don't have?

787
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 2: You in control? You need to give she don't have.

788
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: Woman never has amount of control. I'm completely out of

789
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: you are out of control. Let's get back to these

790
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 2: freaking whippets.

791
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 5: Whipps though, what is it?

792
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: What does a whippet look like? Yeah?

793
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 5: What do you do? Oh?

794
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 2: So there's like an actual can. I can't I can't

795
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: squeeze this, squeeze the part.

796
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 5: And then you put the niles on your mouth and

797
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 5: just inhale that ship?

798
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: Is it the computer cleaners?

799
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 5: No?

800
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 2: No, Sometimes it's like.

801
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 6: Cream, like empty wob cream cans like that, just air

802
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 6: and then they're just like, you know what you need

803
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 6: with whipp it's you need to do cocaine.

804
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 2: See I'm not doing both of those things. Are you

805
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 2: trying to kill all the brain cells in your fucking head.

806
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 6: It's so tired, I don't want to think, Well, what

807
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 6: is the whipp it. I like, that's like yo, I

808
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 6: can't even think, like I feel retarded?

809
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 2: Why do you want to? So then on top of that,

810
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: you put cocaine.

811
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 5: You feel empty.

812
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: It's like it's like k It's like ketamine. I don't know,

813
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: it's like ketamine. That's what Sydney. You've done whippets and keddemy. No,

814
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: I've done ken before you. That's the feeling like a

815
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: little empty and like you're like you don't even know

816
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 2: where you are.

817
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: It's hot a body experience. Yeah, my head was like

818
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: empty and your head is still empty right now. I

819
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 1: can tell just about talking to you for the last

820
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: no way.

821
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 5: Well, I was also sitting on a chair for an hour.

822
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, what Well you got here real early.

823
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 5: So that's you probably are having a blast. What you

824
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 5: mean y'all just doing back to back podcasts. I think

825
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 5: y'all need to do some whippets. Need to do some

826
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 5: whippers here.

827
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: No, you're out with these white folks, right, They got

828
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: all these drugs out. They like pick your poison. You

829
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: pick up the virtual reality helmet and you're like, oh

830
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: and whipped cream can't.

831
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 6: They're like they're like, oh, snap, now you want to

832
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 6: try whippets, and I was like, all right, whatever, and

833
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 6: then the girl threw up.

834
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 5: She threw up like she had like tang glasses.

835
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: That's the end of the fucking night.

836
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: Some girl just throws up after whippets and cocaine, no

837
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 3: thank you, and ten glasses of wie.

838
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: You could be in the projects for all that. I mean,

839
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 2: people in the projects.

840
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 5: Don't do.

841
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 2: People in the project don't do whippets.

842
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying, they don't have whipped cream cans in the

843
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: in the projects, they.

844
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 2: Do cool whip in the can in the jar, cool whip,

845
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 2: cool whip. Okay. So and then after that, you did cocaine.

846
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 2: Do you recommend it to others?

847
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 5: Cocaine?

848
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

849
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 5: No, don't do cocaine.

850
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: That's what I was telling you last night, fool, it's

851
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 1: bad you did cocaine last night.

852
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 2: Nobody. He was telling me about his story, and I

853
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: was like, don't do it, dude. You're too old.

854
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 5: They're too old.

855
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 2: Yes, you're too old. Oh my god, what's too old

856
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: for cocaine? You are you old enough for coke? You

857
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: gotta be twenty four?

858
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 5: Me?

859
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm saying to do cocaine, and it'd be

860
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: like nothing to you twenty four.

861
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Famous people do cocaine? They

862
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: medd what kind of cocaine slip? Yes, I mean besides,

863
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: you know, talking about the cocaine.

864
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 5: When you sniff it, you get younger.

865
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: Charlie Sheen that winning the thousand dollars a bundle of vial.

866
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 5: That cocaine is the hell of a drug. Cocaine.

867
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 2: Oh that James James did not He looked chrible.

868
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, he did look Badcaine's bad. I mean, don't do drugs.

869
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not here for any of that. Yes, anyway,

870
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: me neither, So I don't even I'm clean. Yeah, no,

871
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: it's clean, body, clean, soul.

872
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 5: I was just thirty feet out of control. It's a

873
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 5: long week.

874
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 2: It was a long week.

875
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, listen to the people who are listening to

876
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: this right now who have never been to the projects

877
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: and will never go to the projects, Like, do you

878
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: have something like you said that people think that people

879
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: from the projects are dumb? Any other misconceptions that you

880
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: think people have about being from.

881
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: The streets.

882
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 5: They think.

883
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like you proved a lot of

884
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 2: them already. You really did, because I was like Sidney,

885
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: please move your feet, dude, what is wrong with you?

886
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

887
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 6: It's a class thing. It's like people look at people

888
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 6: in the projects like that we're all broke and spend

889
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 6: our money on the wrong things. Like I never had

890
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 6: a pair of Jordan's and my name is Jordan.

891
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: Had a great joke and people, oh lord, is that new.

892
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,959
Speaker 6: I don't know, It's just I don't know, like people

893
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 6: do treat me like that, Like, you know, you see

894
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 6: you go in the project, theresume, we spend all your

895
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 6: money on one thing. There's a lot of like, you know, like, uh,

896
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 6: was it like certain politics that I feel like people have,

897
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 6: like respectability politics people have when they talk about people

898
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 6: that live in the project because they have the perception

899
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 6: that we spend all our money on Jordan's and Tim's

900
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 6: and which sometimes we do. But then that's that's like

901
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 6: a lifestyle choice. That's not for someone to be like, oh,

902
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 6: you need to not do this to get out of

903
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 6: your position. It's like if I get Jordan's or if

904
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 6: I bought Tims, it's like, that's not the thing that's

905
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 6: keeping me out the projects. Yeah, my grandmother and my

906
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 6: mother have already lived in the projects. My family, my

907
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 6: entire family up until my brother and his wife even

908
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 6: from the projects too, and the baby just just had

909
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 6: is honestly the only person in my family who didn't

910
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 6: live wasn't born and lived in the projects.

911
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 5: It's a generational thing more than anything.

912
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 6: And one pair of Jordan's or a couple of pair

913
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 6: for me just sleeping in maybe because my my fucking

914
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 6: grocery store is like two miles away. Mine isn't. But

915
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 6: I'm saying other people live in the food desert. The

916
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 6: ship that's keeping people in the projects. Yeah, it's a lifestyle.

917
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 6: Choice isn't gonna help one thing get you out the projects?

918
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 6: And the perception is that one choice is one for

919
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 6: one choice. So that's why you're in the projects. Oh,

920
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 6: that's why you are a certain way when it's not.

921
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 6: And I feel it's so real.

922
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: So your nephew, nephew, So your niece is out here

923
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 2: just thriving. What is your Where do they live?

924
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 5: They live in Westchester.

925
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh she's really doing well, they're doing I'm proud of

926
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: your brother for doing something else.

927
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 5: Great.

928
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in Westchester the other day and I

929
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: was like, look at all these little mik mansions.

930
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got out the projects and uh, you know,

931
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 5: more generations is gonna be born out the projects.

932
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you keep you keep grabbing it.

933
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Ou Yeah, and you're and you're with a white woman,

934
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: so you won't ever be in the project.

935
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 5: I mean, she broke She looks like a Dina waitress.

936
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: Didn't you guys say that? We never say no? No,

937
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: you said that about another. See, this is what happened.

938
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: What that happened was you said another You were talking

939
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,959
Speaker 2: about Nori and his you're like his white girl looks

940
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 2: like a Dina waitress. Words were those and no, no,

941
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: but I heard.

942
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 6: Dina waitress, white girl looking like Ana probably and I

943
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 6: and I laughed, and I laughed a little, but I

944
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 6: couldn't laugh too hard because I know my.

945
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: White looks like as it looked like she work at TikTok.

946
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 5: She would love that.

947
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: White people in the projects. Are there white people in

948
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: the projects? Yeah? Oh definitely, especially my projects is Queen's.

949
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 6: You talk to white people and queens, you think it's

950
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 6: just like regular goofy as white people, and they be like.

951
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 2: Speak Greek and all and stuff. I was like, what

952
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: language you're trying to speak? They sound like muppets.

953
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean I feel like, so, did you

954
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: have any other questions about the project?

955
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 5: Guys got project questions?

956
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 2: Or just Jordan's upbringing us in general?

957
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: I mean, what did you eat on a regular basis?

958
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: Because you don't look like you don't look like you

959
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: ate a lot, but you don't look like you ate terrible.

960
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. My grandma lived right across the street,

961
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: co op, so I went to grandma. Grandma.

962
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 5: Grandma did help me out.

963
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 2: So Grandma looked across and laughed at y'all doing that.

964
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: She was just thrown away food scraps. She was gonna

965
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: held a little more. She was gonna have a little

966
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 2: fresh direct delivered left at y'all.

967
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 6: Now that grandfather has died, I have plenty of money

968
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 6: because I have two pensions.

969
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 5: You broke project.

970
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: I got beneons.

971
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 5: That was the song of the summer. That should helped

972
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 5: me get off the projects.

973
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 2: Shut.

974
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 5: I need to phones.

975
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: I mean, Jordan's so you're doing You're doing Hidden Fences.

976
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it in l A too, right, I

977
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: would like to hopefully next year.

978
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 6: Okay, for now, I'm doing Hidden Fences, a New York

979
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 6: comedy Festival on November eighth at the Bellhouse.

980
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, seven doors, seven thirty show. Yeah, that's a big

981
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: field Jordan. Yeah, yeah, the Bell House is fantastic. That's amazing. Yeah,

982
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,439
Speaker 2: so say the say the date and the Lord brought

983
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: it up from the creek in the crave. Well say

984
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: the location again for people.

985
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 6: It's going to be at the Bell House at seven yeah,

986
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 6: seven seven doors, seven thirty show November eighth for as

987
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 6: part of a New York Comety festival.

988
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 2: That's fantastic and does have to pay it again, No,

989
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: I wasn't playing all the dress Just say y'all on

990
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: the show. I'm gonna be like, I'm one of the

991
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 2: blacks on the show. I think you're gonna let all

992
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 2: the black people in for free?

993
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 5: Yeah they should. It's gonna be dope.

994
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 2: Where can people listening get tickets or can they pay

995
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 2: at the door?

996
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 5: You can pay at the door. Definitely get tickets in advance.

997
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 6: On the New York Comedy Festival website, hidden fences should

998
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 6: be listed or just like the hidden Fences page on

999
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 6: Facebook and you'll find all the information. Actually have the

1000
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 6: ticket link pin to the top of that page.

1001
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, Leangston Kerman hosts it right, Lenggston Kerman are

1002
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: light Skin Expert and Carolinasa our ladies streets. That's dope. Well,

1003
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: what's what's next for you? What's the next move for you?

1004
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: My un projected living brother, white woman dating, You're gonna waitress?

1005
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a break, Like Liz, I.

1006
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 1: Need to just test test the sisters out for definitely,

1007
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: you'll slide over to the finte beauty.

1008
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 6: Once once once, I uh, actually really get I'm gonna

1009
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 6: I'm gonna leave my wife.

1010
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: That's a lie.

1011
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not lying or or you mean.

1012
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: As Liz and be like, hey, can I get Can

1013
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: I bring a black girl into the relationship?

1014
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: She's gonna say hello, I don't know. I feel like

1015
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: Liz might be a little dawn.

1016
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1017
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: Look him, he already asked. She already said no. She

1018
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: already said, I don't know what she said. Let me

1019
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: talk to her. Yeah, talk talk to Liz.

1020
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 5: She'l be like Sydney.

1021
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 2: I'm like like that ass is ron girl? What's up?

1022
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: I said, come on, come on, girl, you don't want

1023
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 2: a little thrism.

1024
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, No, it's definitely gonna.

1025
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 1: Poligamy is in right, now, poligamy is when you're married

1026
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: to more than one person, not when you're dating whate Yeah.

1027
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, she trapped me. But how did you?

1028
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 2: How did you did?

1029
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 5: I don't even know?

1030
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 9: This isn't the interracial relationship expert. Yeah, already had one

1031
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 9: of those. Yeah my brother, white woman whisper, white Homan whisper.

1032
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jordan, and I feel like I learned a lot

1033
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: about you.

1034
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: You did.

1035
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm glad to know that you're in

1036
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: a better place. So shocked to hear that you were

1037
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 2: read outside the project, to hear that you are six

1038
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 2: feet tall? Yeah, I didn't even look at it. Must

1039
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: be the jeans at least from the gap. Like, what's up?

1040
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 2: I know these got a whole Yeah, where in the bood?

1041
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 2: What's next for me?

1042
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 6: I'm writing for The run Down with Robin the d Yeah,

1043
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 6: that's my job.

1044
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 5: My next job.

1045
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.

1046
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 5: You know.

1047
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: I went in there and I'm up warmed up the

1048
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: audience last week. Yeah, she's gonna be the warm up.

1049
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1050
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: No, don't listen to city. That's not that's not what happened.

1051
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: Oh shit, less.

1052
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 2: Want to edit out? No, No, what happened just you know,

1053
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about it all the podcast.

1054
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: I was asking people like who was in a relationship

1055
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then I asked this woman and she

1056
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: was like, I'm a widow and I was like, wait.

1057
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: To bring the mood down. That's hilarious, amazing, that's hilarious.

1058
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: All right, Well, oh Jordan, you were fantastic. Thank you

1059
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: for being here and doing this. And yeah, I'm glad

1060
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: that you're in a better place even though you're you.

1061
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: You've transcended the projects and now you're doing whippets with

1062
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: white people in backyards.

1063
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 5: Man, I need to get my life.

1064
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 2: You glad. I'm not you Insuran?

1065
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 5: Any gotten insurance?

1066
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: I love in sure. I had one this morning for breakfast.

1067
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 5: It's pretty good.

1068
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: I like the real they chaste, it's great. I walked

1069
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: down the street with my in shore too. I was like,

1070
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: people were trying to call me. I was like, nah,

1071
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: you see, I'm trying to get my life right.

1072
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: I need to go get one.

1073
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: Then you probably should because you don't have enough vitamins

1074
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: of your diarphee.

1075
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: I'm straight up.

1076
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: Even playing like, I hope you guys come to my funeral. Alright, Well,

1077
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: let's end on some some good music. Let's plug some things. Marie,

1078
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: where can we catch you?

1079
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 2: You can catch me, well, not at Robin the d

1080
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: because I don't think anyway. So you can catch me.

1081
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: You can catch me on Instagram at re z r

1082
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: e e e z y and you can catch the

1083
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: Unofficial Expert on Facebook at just the Unofficial Expert and

1084
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: then on Instagram at Unofficial Expert.

1085
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 2: Yes, and you can catch me, just said b W

1086
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: j U s T s y D b W.

1087
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: Hit us up on Twitter on Twitter to like at us, like,

1088
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: ask us questions, slid in our dy be more proactive people, Okay,

1089
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 1: send us Venmo Venmo money Veno, it's more molly sliding

1090
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: my Venmo games like ten dollars next time.

1091
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 5: Send all your money to these funny and beautiful.

1092
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: Town and make sure you keep coming to see us live.

1093
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: It's it's looking like it's gonna be the third Sunday

1094
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: of every month.

1095
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: Yes, at the Tank.

1096
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: At the Tank in New York City, three twelve West

1097
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: thirty sixth Street. Guys, Sidney, take it away.

1098
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: In my products, just different ranges of in my projects.

1099
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 2: Is that that's project path right now?

1100
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: It's Coco col Cow stupid, Bye guy,