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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, Hello to you. Welcome to adulting. I'm Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 2: Welcome. I'm Michelle bu Teu.

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Speaker 1: And this is a freaky Friday. On a Wednesday, I

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Speaker 1: had this freaky Friday moment because I called one of

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Speaker 1: my really good friends, grown ass woman.

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Speaker 3: She said hello, and she sounded like my.

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Speaker 1: Mom, and I was like, oh my god, this is

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Speaker 1: my freaky Friday moment, Like what if my mom and

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Speaker 1: one of my best friends like.

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Speaker 3: Change, like your soul change?

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Speaker 1: And I just was telling her all my secrets and

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Speaker 1: she's like, uh huh My Mom's.

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Speaker 3: Like I finally knew.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's yeah. Yeah, to really know what your mom

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Speaker 2: has to say. Yeah, that's scary. Ooh bita can't have it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. You know your mom follows me on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: I know she follows everyone on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: It's so nice. It's so sweet, is it? I feel

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Speaker 2: so supported? Oh my god, I feel so good. I'm like, Marie,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much, thank you for liking my dumb post.

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Speaker 2: And she just makes me feel like special. And I

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Speaker 2: just feel like, are you lying?

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Speaker 1: Are you lying?

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Speaker 3: It's just a farce?

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Speaker 2: What do you what do you mean? Am I lying? It?

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Speaker 2: Feels special when she likes one of my posts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel low key annoyed when my mom likes

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Speaker 1: my post, because I'm like, can I have something? Can't

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Speaker 1: I have something? Like even my special, my award winning special? Hello,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, Welcome to be Tobia available on

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Speaker 1: the N word. You know, she wants to come to

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Speaker 1: my special. I said, okay, but this's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: raunchy ass.

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Speaker 4: Shit, right.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I know you, I know you, and then

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Speaker 1: of course, you know, she gets the show. I do

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Speaker 1: some foreskin jokes because I am for the skin, and

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Speaker 1: she's right there and even have a little cutaway to

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Speaker 1: her and she's definitely praying. She's got everything with the

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Speaker 1: rosary in her finger.

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Speaker 4: I can see it.

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Speaker 3: I can see it.

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Speaker 1: And so, you know, it's one of those things, especially

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Speaker 1: like as a mom now where I'm like, okay, they

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Speaker 1: are an extension of you. Okay, they do represent you,

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Speaker 1: but okay, they are also their own person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: So it's also being a mom and embarrassed. It's sort

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Speaker 1: of like taking that friend to a dinner party that

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Speaker 1: doesn't know how to act.

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Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I'm so sorry. So there is like

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Speaker 3: some secondhand embarrassment, but also it's like, just let them

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Speaker 3: do them.

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Speaker 2: You're right. I understand there's a lot of forces at

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Speaker 2: work that night, but I just want to say, yes

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Speaker 2: that I got the greatest picture of you holding your

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Speaker 2: mom in a giant crowd in the after party. I've

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Speaker 2: sent it to you. It's a beautiful picture. Sure, the

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Speaker 2: fire burns, but like after the fire, like you guys

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Speaker 2: are like holding each other.

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Speaker 1: It's I love her.

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Speaker 2: It's sweeter than boots on a rooster. It's so nice.

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Speaker 1: I hope it's sweeter than boots and a rooster. If

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Speaker 1: you guys ever want to know what it's like to

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Speaker 1: be friends with someone from Texas.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 3: That's fucking it.

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Speaker 1: You just say some shit and I'm like, how does

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Speaker 1: that even make sense? But okay, you're just always living

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Speaker 1: in some sort of Viola Davis movie in the sixties

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Speaker 1: and you're just like, how do I make sense of it?

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Speaker 1: But you just do and I love you for it.

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Speaker 1: Question Mark period.

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Speaker 2: It's now spread to my children, so like, oh boy,

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Speaker 2: down South we call shopping Pollycocking. I'll be like, y'all

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Speaker 2: want to go to pollycockin pollcockin usually means like you're

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Speaker 2: just window shopping and not really buying anything. Yeah. And now,

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Speaker 2: my kids, who live in Brooklyn, New York in twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty three, to their friends, will be like, do you

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Speaker 2: want to go pollycock And they're like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah are you talking about? Just looking at them like

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Speaker 2: nice third eye you got there. But I think there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of parlances we have down south that really

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Speaker 2: just fit you know, they fit pollcocking. Okay, let's go pollycocking.

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Speaker 1: Come on now, pollycock Sure couldn't have set up better myself, hollycockin.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been pollycockin? Oh my god? Would you

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Speaker 2: go pollcocon with me? Using it in an as sentence?

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Speaker 2: Come on out?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes pollcockin is the only type of shopping I can afford.

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Speaker 2: How about that? Not these days? You're doing great. You're

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Speaker 2: doing great, We love you, everything's going so well.

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a cry for help. See, Okay, if

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Speaker 1: you guys want to as like being friends with the

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Speaker 1: middle child, that's what it is too. Make sure everyone's

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Speaker 1: okay so you can sleep at night. Holy shit, Jordan,

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to use it in a sentence.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to fix it.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, my god, I'm sorry, which makes me think

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Speaker 2: my dog. I picked the dog. Also that is the

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Speaker 2: middle child of the pack of dogs, because what happened

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Speaker 2: was he also waits for everybody to go upstairs to

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Speaker 2: go to bed before he goes to bed. That's that's

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Speaker 2: me right, Yes, I love him. He's twelve. Don't ever

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Speaker 2: leave us.

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Speaker 3: Okay, my goodness.

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Speaker 1: I saw this thing on Instagram where I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, Instagram, how did you get me?

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Speaker 3: Had she had the algorithm and on the toilet? Oh

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Speaker 3: it was too much.

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Speaker 2: This video of like this, you take your phone to

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Speaker 2: the toilet, bitch.

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Speaker 3: These dogs.

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Speaker 1: These dogs were like running around the house and them

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Speaker 1: somebody's like doing voiceover for them. It's just like, don't

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Speaker 1: be mad when you come through the door and I

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Speaker 1: jump all over you. I'm just so excited to see

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Speaker 1: you because you're the only person I know and you're

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Speaker 1: my family, and I'm really.

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Speaker 3: Excited to see you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Then it was.

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Speaker 1: Like, don't be mad if I've done something to get

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Speaker 1: you angry.

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Speaker 3: You're my only like means of fun.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a phone or TV or anything like,

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Speaker 1: it's just you, and please don't be mad at me

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Speaker 1: for too long because I'm only around for ten to

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Speaker 1: fifteen years.

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Speaker 3: Oh I know.

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Speaker 1: I went out and got all the organic treats my

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Speaker 1: dogs right away and.

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Speaker 3: Just like loved on them, love love, love on them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Yes, you have great dogs.

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: They're bigger, you know, I have big, black, beautiful thick.

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Speaker 2: If you say any, I'm gonna I don't know what

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Speaker 2: I'll do. Yes, that's what your dogs are. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: they're big, black, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and it really is so sad when people come

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Speaker 1: over and they're so scared of your dogs. Yeah, Like, look,

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Speaker 1: I get it, you didn't grow up with dogs.

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Speaker 3: They're really big dogs.

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Speaker 1: I didn't grow up with dogs either, but wow, they're

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Speaker 1: just like dog food commercials. Oh it's the best. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest, like, I don't want to work with

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Speaker 1: people unless they know what it's like being in a

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Speaker 1: loving relationship or any type of relationship, whether they take

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Speaker 1: care of a partner, kids, dogs, a cats, a plant,

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Speaker 1: their parents. Like, I don't want to work with anyone

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Speaker 1: unless they know what it's like to have to take

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Speaker 1: care of someone other than themselves.

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Speaker 2: See that what was my problem? Like multiple problems, but

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Speaker 2: no one ever noticed that Donald Trump never had a

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Speaker 2: dog in the White House. We all noticed, but never

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Speaker 2: made a big deal about it.

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Speaker 3: There were bigger problems we had to address.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean a lot of people were like,

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Speaker 1: we don't trust anyone that doesn't like dogs, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: we don't trust him because he's also a con artist.

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Speaker 3: That's a sociopath.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a sociopath and a con artist. But think about that.

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Speaker 2: Think about the fact if Obama didn't own a dog,

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Speaker 2: good lord, they got all him for wearing a brown.

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Speaker 1: Arbage pants exactly were going were going to We're going

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Speaker 1: in the same direction. He went to Men's warehouse and

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Speaker 1: just wanted something different.

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Speaker 2: They lost their minds. He was able to adopt a

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Speaker 2: pure breed, a pure breed, I think it was Portuguese

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Speaker 2: water dog. But like he had the perfect dog, bo right,

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Speaker 2: dog never did anything. Joe Biden got a dog. Everybody

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Speaker 2: got a dog. Where's your dog? Bro?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me just start by saying, yes, I remember

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Speaker 1: they were like giving Michelle Obama grief because of her

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Speaker 1: beautiful brown arms were out. Meanwhile, Milania's pusses all over

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Speaker 1: the internet.

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Speaker 4: What we doing?

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Speaker 1: Her pussy is all over the internet. You could just

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Speaker 1: google image, y'all do that right now. He pussy is

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Speaker 1: all over the internet. And we just let it happen

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Speaker 1: in a plane, a private plane with sunglasses, I know,

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Speaker 1: bitch looking like Guy Fieri. Well, hell, pussy out, I

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Speaker 1: said it. We're not editing that out, so don't come

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Speaker 1: for me.

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Speaker 2: That's what part of this country has become, you know,

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Speaker 2: That's what it is.

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Speaker 3: Uh, welcome to America, the Costco of Countries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, I joined Costco, you did.

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Speaker 1: I joined BJ's because I like to say BJ as

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Speaker 1: much as possible.

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Speaker 2: BJ's is not big Lots though, Right, there's big Lots,

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Speaker 2: and then there's BJ's, and then there's Costco, and then

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Speaker 2: never the twain shall meet, right. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you worked there instead of drinking the tea.

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Speaker 1: I'm already overwhelmed by whatever you're saying.

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Speaker 2: So you're with BJ's. What's so great about BJS?

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Speaker 1: It's near me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that part it's like a Costco.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I had to get over myself because why

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Speaker 2: because you are much more I mean, like, obviously you

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Speaker 2: have that common touch. You're able to go from first

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Speaker 2: class down to coach not a big deal. That's that's you.

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Speaker 2: You're a woman of the people, glad handing. You probably

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Speaker 2: should run for something.

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Speaker 3: I don't. First of all, I just want to run.

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Speaker 2: Yeah me. On the other hand, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm like this guy wondering where the heirloom tomatoes are

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Speaker 2: with my NPR tote. So it's like that's my polycocking

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Speaker 2: shopping experience. And then I was like, Costco, there's so much.

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Speaker 2: It's a cultural thing. It's a cultural thing. Costco. It is.

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Speaker 2: I realized how much of a snob I was. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: by like getting over myself and joining that.

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Speaker 3: You're just realizing how snappy you are.

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Speaker 2: Well on different fronts. That's adulting, you know what it

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Speaker 2: is too.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I also enjoy a Costco or BJ's because

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Speaker 1: I like to host a lot of people. Yes, I'll

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Speaker 1: host a party from fifteen people, did a one hundred people.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm not going to go to Whole Foods

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Speaker 3: That's right, motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: If Milania can leave hup pussy on, we could leave

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Speaker 1: The rest of the podcast is gonna be equally as

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Speaker 1: entertaining and disturbing. Thank you, Oh baby, we got a

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Speaker 3: It's Nicole Byer.

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Speaker 1: Nicole, Michelle Consuela, Rebecca Dia, Nara Rodriquez, bayer Meyer.

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Speaker 3: That's my full government name.

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Speaker 1: Nicole is not okay, we're striping. First of all, how

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Speaker 4: I feel you like milkshake that Kholi song, Oh my God,

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Speaker 2: When did that come out two thousand and five around there?

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Speaker 4: I am so old. But I guess Spice Girls too.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Everyone, you are not to stop it. You are Michelle,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the view.

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Speaker 4: Everyone.

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Speaker 1: We have Whoopy Goldberg, Anna Navarro, It's me, but Jordian

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Speaker 4: Jordan.

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Speaker 3: Your hat looks.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Nicole. I love your hair, thank you.

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Speaker 3: That's me, a big cargo play and pilot.

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Speaker 4: I see it.

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Speaker 1: You're very scary Spice. Yes, yes, if she let herself go,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my it's my spare bedroom. I just put

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Speaker 1: You just said so many adult things in one sentence.

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Speaker 1: Do people want to stay in it? And do they

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Speaker 3: I tell them to leave the bed as is, and

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Speaker 3: I change it when they leave.

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Speaker 4: I have good friends who don't leave condoms anywhere, or

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Speaker 2: You can't come back from that, or you can't come

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Speaker 4: You can't come back and stay at my stay at

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Speaker 3: That was lovely. Amsterdam is the fucking best. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, isn't it crazy that people are like, but

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Speaker 2: I know? But like I can't, like I can, but

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Speaker 1: If you were a blackout drunk ps. I've known you

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Speaker 4: Do you not drink?

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Speaker 2: I drink. I had a nice chilled son Sarah last night.

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Speaker 3: But mellow, wel bitch, what I truly did?

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Speaker 2: I truly did? I just I don't. When I drink,

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Speaker 3: I get a little I get a little rowdy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, never slugged anybody. Have you ever shoved anybody? Have

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Speaker 2: You're given somebody a nice push, like a friend, like, ay,

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Speaker 3: No, I mean I've been in some fights. I've been

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Speaker 2: it was the nineteen nineties versus now people pull guns

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00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,879
Speaker 2: out for like little stuff, Whereas, like, I think it

446
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,720
Speaker 2: wasn't to the escalation point that it was when I

447
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,720
Speaker 2: was a kid. When I was a kid just wasn't

448
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 2: a thing as much. We're like guns, that's in New

449
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 2: York City.

450
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

451
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 2: Now it's just like people walking around the streets air fifteens.

452
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember seeing like parents at a soccer game,

453
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 1: like dads get in a fight with each other like

454
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,920
Speaker 1: the ref. I'm like, what, you know, like twelve years

455
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 1: old watching parents fight Like that's how I grew up

456
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 1: and going to Amsterdam and seeing these people just like

457
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: behave no matter what. And I'm like, really, oh, if

458
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: someone cuts you off or you get mad on your bike,

459
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,440
Speaker 1: yeah is Dutch for yes, and so they're just like yeah.

460
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: They don't even like say anything, they just say yes

461
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:04,119
Speaker 1: in an angry way. Everybody there does seem happy.

462
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: I mean for them, yes, they seem content.

463
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: I don't know if happy is the word, because I

464
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,959
Speaker 1: like to smile when I'm happy. We did a comedy

465
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 1: show that was like fucking amazing.

466
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 4: It was really really great, and I did start off

467
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 4: my set by being like, how come black people here

468
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 4: don't smile at each other? And everyone laughed real hard

469
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 4: because they knew it was true. I was like, we

470
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 4: just got to smile to let each other know we're

471
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 4: not alone. But they don't do that there.

472
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 3: They smile at me.

473
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm definitely forcing people into friendship that

474
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 1: they don't want, especially if you're riding your bike and

475
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: you're next to a black person and then like you

476
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 1: go and now you're like at every light next to

477
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 1: this person that you don't know. I'm just like here

478
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: we are again, and they're like okay, and I'm like,

479
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 1: ohh and so I just kind of break them down.

480
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: That's how I got my husband.

481
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 4: I broke them. I didn't get anybody in Amsterdam. Nobody

482
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 4: wanted me. I tried to flirt with a bartender and

483
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 4: he hated me. No, he was just Dutch, No he did.

484
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 4: I was told Dutch people tell it like it is

485
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 4: and they're kind of rude. So I was like, what's

486
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 4: your name, bartender? And he was like David and I

487
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 4: was like, that's not a Dutch name, and he went great,

488
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 4: I'll tell my parents that they named me.

489
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,360
Speaker 3: A bad name, and then crowned at me the whole day.

490
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, he hates me. Oh no,

491
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 3: but that's like also like, am I not Dutch enough

492
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 3: for you?

493
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 4: Okay?

494
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: But I love that that's your flirting, Like that's not

495
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: a Dutch name. Here's a Dutch name.

496
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 4: Then you give them one.

497
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 3: I was trying.

498
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 4: I don't know how to flirt.

499
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: You don't know.

500
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 3: I'm a very bad flirt.

501
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 2: Stop. I don't believe it.

502
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 3: I don't believe it either. I feel like you're so charming.

503
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, very very bad.

504
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: No, you were charming and disarming, you know, where the

505
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 2: good looking men are, by the way, if case you're

506
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 2: interested in to cool is Paris. I was in Paris

507
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 2: and like my wife's head was on a swivel. I

508
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 2: was like, stop, your.

509
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 3: Wife has bad taste.

510
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 4: I was just em Paris.

511
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 3: I saw nothing, you saw nothing, nothing.

512
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 4: Of the sort.

513
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 2: I am sorry, hang on, let me get my wife

514
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: on the line.

515
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 3: Care are you calling from?

516
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 2: Beautiful?

517
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: Don't you also find though?

518
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: Like is it I'm gonna go find a man and

519
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: find one or is it like go with new expectations,

520
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: like go into the mall looking for that black dress

521
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: and you're never gonna find it because you're looking for it.

522
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: But then like when you show up to the mall

523
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: with no money, Dad, I go to dress you love?

524
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: Like you know, is it like a little bit of me?

525
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: Like what is like I was gonna be like what's

526
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: your plan? Which is like so ridiculous, but like what

527
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: is the game plan?

528
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:40,239
Speaker 4: Right?

529
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: Because I know the apps be apping? Yeah you are famous?

530
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: Stop part.

531
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 3: I mean I'm moderately successful. Yes, we're all paying our

532
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: taxes on time? Like who makes the first move?

533
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

534
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Like?

535
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 4: Are you yeah doing I fucking thing? No, I'm not

536
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 4: good at flirting. I the last person I dated, I

537
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 4: met them on an app and I was rude to

538
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 4: them on the app, like David.

539
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: On our third date.

540
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 4: They were like, I didn't think I was gonna actually

541
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 4: go out with you because you were so rude, and

542
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 4: I thought I was being cute and flirty.

543
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, Well what did you say to them?

544
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 4: They were like, uh, do you want to go on

545
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 4: a date with me? And I responded with where are

546
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 4: you trying to take me? And then they said they

547
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 4: said the restaurant. I was like, I've never been there,

548
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 4: and then they were like, well, do you want to go?

549
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, sure, nice. I thought I was

550
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 4: being like mysterious, but I was just being rude.

551
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we should definitely look into someone who's like

552
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: into a little bit of brash humor or.

553
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 4: I could just learn how to be nicer and like

554
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 4: talk to people in a nicer way.

555
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 3: No, you are who you are, you know.

556
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 4: I guess I'll never change.

557
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, is Amsterdam like a romantic city? I

558
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: don't really think of it as romantic, though.

559
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: I think it could be. I think so, yeah, at night,

560
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 4: it's pretty, it's just pretty.

561
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, them lights reflect on the water, and yeah, I

562
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: think there's something a little romantic about Like I fell

563
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: in love in that city, so I find it romantic.

564
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well there you go.

565
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: And it's not your typical like a lot of people

566
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: do think Paris is very romantic, but Paris to me

567
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: is just like hard to get around and dirty and

568
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: people are stinky.

569
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: What's that's the cheese?

570
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 4: No. I got into a cab and this man I

571
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 4: was surprised was still alive. The stench coming off of

572
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 4: him was like so horrific. Like me and my friend

573
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 4: Mono looked at each other and I was like, we

574
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 4: gotta get out of here. And then instead we spent

575
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 4: longer in the cab because he went and picked up

576
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 4: his friend. No, and we didn't really understand.

577
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 3: What he was saying.

578
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 2: Well, what what do you mean? He picked up his friend?

579
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like, do you mind if I and

580
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 4: then mumble French English and they were like sure. And

581
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 4: then he picked up a man two out of five stars,

582
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 4: no stars, stinky, and I had to meet somebody new. No,

583
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a no for me. Yeah, maybe I need

584
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 4: to give France another chance. But I did not love

585
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 4: it when I was there.

586
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: I think the South of France is probably the bet

587
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: because you thrive in a bathing suit. You're a water baby.

588
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: She's got a bathing suit line. Everybody go check it out.

589
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: Plug plug, plug plug.

590
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 4: It's a brand called Kitty and Vibe and we did

591
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 4: a collaboration, so I think you could just go to

592
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 4: Kittyanvibe dot com. I have a bird print and a

593
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 4: banana cheetah print bikini.

594
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: Yum.

595
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 3: I say give me that potassium bitch, let's go.

596
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: Do you want to fall in love?

597
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 3: Of course I want to fall in love.

598
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 4: I think it would be really nice to have like

599
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 4: a partner where I'm their favorite person. They're my favorite person,

600
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 4: and I'm very important to them. They're important to me,

601
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 4: and we like travel and have a nice time together

602
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 4: and we giggle all the time, and we make each

603
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 4: other food and we cut on the couch and then

604
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 4: I get to do weird things and they like it.

605
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like a nice time. I love it.

606
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 3: Are you into long distance relationships that question?

607
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 4: I would prefer not a long distance for lastionship, But

608
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 4: if that's what it starts out as like, I'm open

609
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 4: to trying to figure that out.

610
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're in Los Angeles and it feels like

611
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 2: people in Los Angeles can't go east to west. You're like, hey, man,

612
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: once you come over, I'm on the east side. They're like,

613
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: I can't do that, Like that could be the end

614
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: of a relationship.

615
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I'm not dating anybody ten miles away from maybe

616
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 4: fitter they'll just like in traffic all the time.

617
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 3: My dates someone on the west side. What no, five

618
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 3: miles in under Oh my god.

619
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 4: If you live on the west side, that is a

620
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 4: long distance relationship.

621
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: It's true. You It's true because.

622
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 4: You're just sitting in traffic for like forty five minutes

623
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 4: to an hour just to just to get.

624
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: Some dick fucking la. People kill me with this shit.

625
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 2: I'm just like, didn't just go at another time or

626
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 2: like just like try to find a different route or

627
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: something like that. But they're just like east west I

628
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 2: can't do it. It's it's incredible to me.

629
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 4: But also, I don't want to date someone who lives

630
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 4: in Santa Monica. Listen, the people in Santa Monica are

631
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 4: not my people.

632
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: Ooh, shots fired.

633
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: I just they're just they're just not for me.

634
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: Maybe there's nice people in Santa Monfa and I just

635
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 4: haven't met them yet, all right, I.

636
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: Mean they're in Santa Monica. We'll never meet them.

637
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: I will say, when I lived in LA for the

638
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: five minutes that I was there, i'd have an audition

639
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: for like a super commercially at four thirty pm, like

640
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: proper rush hour traffic. But you know, there's a lot

641
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: of fun bars and you can get a little margarita

642
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: and just get some chips and guac and sit.

643
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's not my town, no, No, I

644
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 3: love that.

645
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: Nicole's like Amsterdam is a maybe Santa Monica a like okay,

646
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: get those miles, girl.

647
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at your girl.

648
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,479
Speaker 4: I would absolutely date so in in Amsterdam over Santa Monica.

649
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: I love that for you.

650
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: And honestly, like I'm I'm I hate to be like

651
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm manifesting because what am I like a fucking refrigerator

652
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: magnet at fucking Ross dress for less. But I can't

653
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: wait for you to have a partner, so we could

654
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: just go on like couples trips. That'll be real fucking fun.

655
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 4: That's like a nice thing that I've never been able

656
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 4: to do that I want to do, go away with

657
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 4: another couple.

658
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.

659
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 3: It sounds like a nice time. Fun if you do

660
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 3: it with the right people.

661
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 2: It's pretty crazy. Me and her husband, we get along great.

662
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, dynamics.

663
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: We have this weird thing called Pinocchio jazz boys that

664
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: we do. Oh boy, it defies explanation. I won't go

665
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 2: into it, oh boy, but we do this all the

666
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: time with another guy.

667
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: Please don't.

668
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like this.

669
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 3: No one can see it. It's a podcast.

670
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 2: It's like this.

671
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 4: It's pretty funny.

672
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 3: It was just making your nose bigger to look like

673
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 3: a dick.

674
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,239
Speaker 2: I'm making my nose bigger to make like Pinocchio. Right,

675
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 2: But it's kind of jazzy too, right, it's like a trumpety.

676
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 3: It's too much.

677
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: It's hard to get through it. And I know what

678
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: the inside joke is. And it's even harder to listen

679
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: to you explain with the inside jobs.

680
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: But that's so adorable.

681
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 2: Thank you.

682
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 4: I want my partner to have a dumb inside joke

683
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 4: with my friend's partner.

684
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 3: That would be nice. Yeah, it sounds like a good time.

685
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 2: It was a great time. Oh my gosh, it's the best.

686
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 2: But you never know, you never know. One partner might

687
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: not like the other one's partner. You know what I'm saying.

688
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I can get tricky.

689
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: Now, speaking of tricky, we have some questions to get too. Yes,

690
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: our adorable audience, and they send us questions about adult

691
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: and we try to answer them the best we fucking can.

692
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: But a lot of it is just like I hope

693
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: your therapist is a network. Okay, Okay, this one I

694
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: really feel like speaks to you guys because you guys

695
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: actually own property. Okay, this person says, I just bought

696
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: a new house. How do I relax and not fret

697
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: about all my new house related duties?

698
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: Ooh, Nicole, please, you're in a spare room. Go ahead.

699
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 4: I don't know. After I bought my house, I would

700
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 4: go outside every day and go, what have I done?

701
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 4: And I did that for about a year because I

702
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 4: was worried I would never work again and I'd have

703
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 4: to sell the house that I had. It is it

704
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 4: is stressful, yes, go on, Yeah, it's just it is

705
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 4: a stressful thing. But I did budget before I bought it.

706
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 4: I calculated how long I could live in the house

707
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 4: without working while paying the mortgage, and uh, I just

708
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 4: I did too much to the point where my accountant

709
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: was like, you're fine, can do this.

710
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 3: That's a great point right there, though, like having an

711
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 3: accountant to lean on and talk to, like they're not

712
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: just there to do texas like they can also help

713
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 3: you manage your shit.

714
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

715
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, And before any big purchase, I talked to him

716
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 4: and he very much is like he's very honest, and

717
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 4: he'll be like I don't think so, or yeah, go

718
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 4: ahead and do that. But I do think keeping a

719
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 4: savings is good because shit does break. Your water heater

720
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 4: will break, your air conditioner will need to be replaced

721
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 4: at some point.

722
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: Just know it never ends and dumb shit will happen.

723
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 4: Yes, my friend took a shower in my house and

724
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 4: she didn't open the window and she was taking a

725
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 4: shower to let the steam out because I also didn't

726
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 4: have a fan, so the steam was just like in

727
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 4: the bathroom. And then she came out of the bathroom

728
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 4: and she was like, Nicole, I think the ceiling is leaking.

729
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, fuck it is. And then

730
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 4: I called a plumber who then was like, I think

731
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 4: you have pipes leaking up there. So we cut a

732
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 4: hole in the ceiling and then he goes all right,

733
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,239
Speaker 4: no pipes. And I was like what he's like, got

734
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 4: no pipes. He's like, let me run another test. So

735
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 4: he turned the water on hot and closed the door

736
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 4: and he was like, yep, that's what it is, condensation.

737
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 4: And I so you put a hold in my ceiling

738
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 4: and he was like yes, and I don't patch it up.

739
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 4: So stupid shit like that will happen. People will come

740
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 4: to your house and put holes and shit and then

741
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 4: you gotta fix it.

742
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, things like that, But then you learn to have

743
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: like homeowners insurance. Right, Yes, that exact same thing happened

744
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: to me. My policy turned on like a week after

745
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: that happened, so I had to pay out of pocket.

746
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 2: But it's like you learn, you learn, and now I'm ready, Like, yeah,

747
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 2: anything can leak. Now I'm ready, and you get more confident.

748
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, any a'll think can leak. Michelle, what's your answer?

749
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,959
Speaker 4: You own property too. I mean I really like all

750
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: the things that you guys said.

751
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: I mean, for me, lists are very helpful because then

752
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: I can sort of figure out what is most important

753
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: to me. And so you know, I thought closet right

754
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: away and bathroom right away, was like we gotta get

755
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: to it. But I'm like, oh, kitchen, like I'm cooking

756
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: every day, and so like for me, I work really

757
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: well in lists and order of importance and also knowing

758
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: that and you don't know to you know, but it's

759
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: gonna be a second job forever and all of time.

760
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 3: It's just what it is. Like your house is like

761
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,240
Speaker 3: keeping a plant alive.

762
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: It's a living thing, and like things happen all the time,

763
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: and so what I really try to achieve, I don't

764
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: know if I do it well.

765
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 3: It's like I want to have nice things, but I

766
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 3: also want to live in it.

767
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

768
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I grew up in a house where it's

769
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: like that's the living room. I know that those vacuum

770
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: marks are that way, so don't walk in it, like

771
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: plastic on the furniture, you know, china and the thing

772
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: we're like never eating on the good plates. And so

773
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: I want to like use open up all the candles

774
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: and like use them and live in it. But then

775
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: of course, you know, two dogs, two kids, like parties,

776
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: like she's gonna break. And I haven't allowed myself to

777
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: get too emotionally attached to things because I'm like the

778
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: most important thing is like memories and health. Just look

779
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: at it like that you're always gonna have to wash

780
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: your hair, but you're not like, oh, I'm overwhelmed by

781
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: the shit, you know what I mean. It's just like,

782
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: just know that you have to do it. That is

783
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: just a part of you now.

784
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you got this. You're equal to the challenge.

785
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you could do it.

786
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. And edibles and edibles, thank you.

787
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: That's why I always ask people to bring over wine. Yeah,

788
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: what should I bring over wine?

789
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 4: Bitch?

790
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: I don't need a puzzle for the kids. I don't

791
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: need to like keep track of a hundred pieces of

792
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: bullshit wine.

793
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: I don't even ask anymore. Here's a good question. I

794
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 2: am very nostalgic for the past and often find myself

795
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 2: looking at people from high school on Instagram or thinking

796
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 2: back on old memories. Is that bad? How can I

797
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: live in the present more? Oh? Is that bad?

798
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: I think you're just nosy.

799
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. I get into nosy phases too, where I'm like,

800
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 4: what was this bitch doing?

801
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like, friend, it sounds like you need to

802
00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: make some new memories, honeyboo. I think it's nice to

803
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: know that you've had a good time with cool people.

804
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: But it's giving Friday night lights. The best time of

805
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: my life was when I was a senior in high school.

806
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: And there's so much more to life. I perramise you, like,

807
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, I like to try something new, and I'm

808
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: not talking like I don't need to go rock climbing,

809
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: But try a new restaurant. If you don't like mushrooms,

810
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: try something that's a mushroom. I don't fucking know what

811
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: that thing is for you, But try something new. Little

812
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: by little, you know, make yourself a little uncomfortable and

813
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: that's how you can use that different part of your

814
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: brain and get some serotonin going or whatever the fuck it.

815
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: Maybe it's even like kiss a stranger in a bar,

816
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: or have a one night stand, whatever it is. It

817
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: sounds like you need to shake it up.

818
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.

819
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 3: Ooh, this question is really timely.

820
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: Okay, just kidding. I couldn't think of a word, so

821
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: I said timely.

822
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 4: Okay.

823
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: This person asks, when I date men who play video games,

824
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: I lose all attraction. But so many men play video games.

825
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: How can I get over this judgment and accept the

826
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: fact that a lot of men and play them. I

827
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: have to say, nothing is a bigger boner killer than

828
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: men that play video games.

829
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: My wife threw my Xbox out of a second floor window.

830
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what in the Angela Bassett waiting take on?

831
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: Really?

832
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: How did she shoot shoop all that ship?

833
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 2: What did you do?

834
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 4: Nothing?

835
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 2: I done nothing? No, I was like it was bad.

836
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: I was in the throes of a horrible Halo addiction.

837
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Eleven years of SACS.

838
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: Balla up. We don't we don't have the money for

839
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: this and the budget.

840
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 3: No, but I sang it perfectly.

841
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: We'll just add that little Angela Bassett hound emoji when

842
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: she's like lighting the fucking car.

843
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 4: On fire when she does that with a cigarette, Like

844
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 4: told you, wait, what happened after she threw your Xbox

845
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 4: out a window?

846
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: I stopped playing Xbox. I just stopped after that.

847
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 3: And now you don't play video games?

848
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: No, never have sense?

849
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 4: But did that like make you mad?

850
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: It upset me?

851
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: But she was?

852
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: She was right?

853
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 3: Was it after a conversation?

854
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: It was after a lot of conversations about like what

855
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 2: are you doing with your day? It was after I

856
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: quit my day job and was like trying to make

857
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 2: it in comedy and I was just like just sitting.

858
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 3: So it was your intervention.

859
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: It was my intervention. I was just sitting at home

860
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: playing Xbox, like, not doing anything, and you know, it

861
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 2: was just bad. I was filthy. It was gross, a stank.

862
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 3: Like nobody wants to suck that.

863
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I don't want that.

864
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: I would not want to put my face in someone's

865
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: crouch who was just on the fucking couch all.

866
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 3: Day doing some bullshit.

867
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 2: So no, she did not want to play with my joystick. Okay, No,

868
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: it was real. I sometimes need a moment like that

869
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: of like total shake up and wake up because I'm

870
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: so like you could be so convinced that you're doing

871
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: the right thing all the time, yes, and it's just

872
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: like that's not it. That's why I love my partner

873
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: is she's just like she keeps it Anderson Cooper three

874
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: sixty with me, very honest.

875
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: Can I just take a moment and say, wow, well,

876
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: you know, I don't mind tough love.

877
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: I don't mind tough love.

878
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: I do feel for this person because you know, you

879
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: have your turn ons and you have your turn offs,

880
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: and sometimes that shit evolves and sometimes it don't Like

881
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: I know that I never liked men that played video games.

882
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, I mean I feel you. But I remember

883
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: as a kid, I was really attracted to this girl

884
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: that we went to church with. She was like a

885
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: teenager and I was just a little kid. But they

886
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 2: used to play pinball back in the day. And the

887
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 2: way she would just like move her hips on the

888
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: pinball machine.

889
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: Oh baby, still thinking about it all these years later,

890
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean, what happened to pinball?

891
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 3: What in the black reboot of Footloose is going on.

892
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Jordan, sounds like you need to live

893
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 4: in the present, leave that pinball in the fucking past.

894
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 2: My dude.

895
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever dated anyone who plays video games.

896
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 3: So I don't know. Because everyone's trying to be like

897
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: a writer or an actor or director.

898
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: I feel like in La, yeah I have time. There's

899
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: no time for gaming unless you're producing the game.

900
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

901
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if it's a turnoff,

902
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 4: but rather than like have a hobby where they leave

903
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 4: the house.

904
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, it really sucks when you don't like your

905
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 1: partner's hobby. I was watching Ninety Day Fiance UK because

906
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: obviously I'm a tired bomb and so I'm like, give

907
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 1: it to me, and this one girl she loves belly

908
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: dancing so much and she's lost relationships over it, and

909
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: she like does it for fun but also like in

910
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: shady restaurants and makes money and it's dancing.

911
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 3: But I need to see more belly undulating than anything else.

912
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 3: I don't see the belly undulating now.

913
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: And so her partner that she flew in from Argentina

914
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: was like, this is belly dancing. These drunk guys are

915
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: putting money in your tatas. And she's like, yeah, bitch,

916
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: but how do you like the roof over her head?

917
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: And so I think it's really just difficult when you

918
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: do something that you enjoy and that your partner doesn't,

919
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like you can't learn

920
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: to like it, You're just gonna build resentment. Like so,

921
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: either do it or don't.

922
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: Also, dating straight men is a minefield. Good luck out there.

923
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 2: Let's here's a fun One one last question, Jordan, One

924
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: last question, one last question. Yeah, Nicole's got things to do.

925
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 2: I understand. She's in her spare bedroom. She's gotta go.

926
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: All right, my friend, my friend is getting married for

927
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 2: the second time and he's marrying a clone of his

928
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 2: ex wife. Is there anything I can do to prevent

929
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: this or help him, no thoughts.

930
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 4: No, you just gotta let your friend make another mistake.

931
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to get involved, because then you're

932
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: gonna be the one that gets involved in anytime they

933
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: get an argument, the friend will bring you up and

934
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: then it'll like cause resentment and shit between.

935
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 4: No, don't do that.

936
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: You know some people and I always go back to

937
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: like Julia Roberts and run Away Bride because the big

938
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: question was how do you like your eggs?

939
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 3: However, the partner she was with like their eggs.

940
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: That's how she liked her eggs or whatever, and so

941
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: she had to like step away from Richard Gear and

942
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: be like, I gotta figure out how I like my eggs.

943
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: But in this case, maybe that's just how your friend

944
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: likes his eggs. People just have a type and feel

945
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: safe with it. And do I think it's boring and basic?

946
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: Yes?

947
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: Absolutely you might too, but that's on them and that's

948
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: their life, and so yeah, yeah, yuck.

949
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 2: Think about this. Your friend that's getting married might like you,

950
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, your type, Like, let's say

951
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 2: you as friends broke up, he might what think about

952
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: it this way? If you broke up with him, he

953
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 2: might get another one of you.

954
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I see he has a type of

955
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 3: person that he likes.

956
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 4: That's so weird.

957
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: That is weird, isn't it like sociopathic behavior.

958
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 4: I just truly think some people have bad taste in partners,

959
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 4: and you can't prevent someone from making a mistake with

960
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 4: a bad partner. You just kind of have to be

961
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 4: there and support them, and then when they're finally ready

962
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 4: to dump their terrible partner, you can be there to

963
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 4: be supportive and not be like I told you so.

964
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 2: That has got to be one of the worst parts

965
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 2: of being friends with people as an adult, when you

966
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 2: see them heading towards a cliff and you can't do

967
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: anything but be like, I hope you can fly. There

968
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: is nothing worse than that. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe

969
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: a suggestion like oh, she looks a lot like your

970
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 2: ex putting it out there.

971
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, But then you're starting a fight.

972
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: Then it's like, well, why are you saying that?

973
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 3: What did you mean by that?

974
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: What are you inferring? Are you inferring that?

975
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 2: Like?

976
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 4: And then it's like, oh, opens a whole can of worms.

977
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 4: I have several friends who are dating terrible people, and

978
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 4: I just smile.

979
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 3: I'm right here.

980
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 4: Well, I did ask you to ask heys to get

981
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 4: me a man while I was in Amsterdam, and neither

982
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 4: one of you came through for me.

983
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 3: That's true, So.

984
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 4: Rude.

985
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 3: Well, because I know what you're looking for, and I, if.

986
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: I may, Yeah, it feels like what you're looking for

987
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 2: is someone that lives five miles away from.

988
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 4: Your door, or in Amsterdam or in Amsterdam, either five

989
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 4: miles or a ten hour flight, nothing in between.

990
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: I will say, And let me just say this to

991
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: my defense, the one last thing I will say. The

992
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: two guys I had in mind, one is just not

993
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: interesting enough and the other one is like out of

994
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: a relationship and like talks about it all the time.

995
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: So I was like, no, all right, both cute people,

996
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: but like one's a done and one's sad.

997
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 4: It's like you don't deserve that. Well, thank you, but

998
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 4: maybe I could have turned that done. It was sad,

999
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 4: and maybe we turned the other ones frown right upside down.

1000
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Nicole.

1001
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: We ask all our guests, what's the most adult thing

1002
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: you want to do for yourself that you haven't had

1003
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: time to do yet this year? And it could be

1004
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: truly anything big or small or whatever. Like, what's the

1005
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: one thing you want to do?

1006
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 4: I really would like to go to the dermatologist. It's

1007
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 4: very small, but I'd really like to get my skin

1008
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 4: game together and I just haven't had the time to

1009
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 4: do it. And uh, that's what I want to do. Yeah,

1010
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 4: And I want to BBL. You want to I want

1011
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 4: to go to a dermatologist and I want a BBL What.

1012
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: No, you don't, Yes, I do. I want to rounder

1013
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: slightly bigger. But you have the juiciest booty I have ever.

1014
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: It's giving peach emoji, just like.

1015
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 4: A little rounder.

1016
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 3: That's all I want. It's already giving round about what

1017
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 3: do you mean?

1018
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 2: I actually have a buddy who's I grew up with.

1019
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: It's he is a surgeon.

1020
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 3: He does bbls.

1021
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 2: He does BBLS and he's really fun. I really like

1022
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 2: him and I don't know. Maybe is he single. I

1023
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: don't think he's single. I don't think he's single.

1024
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter. I want the BBL give me this information.

1025
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 4: Will you give me a discount?

1026
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 2: I think you could actually work out like something, because

1027
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 2: like he's very online.

1028
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 4: Will you give me his information?

1029
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 2: Of course? What am I not going to give you

1030
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: his information.

1031
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 4: Of course, is he in New York City.

1032
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: He's not in New York City.

1033
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 4: He is in where is he?

1034
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: Wait for it, You're so excited. He's in Dallas, Texas.

1035
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: You're you're so excited to spend a week in there. Okay,

1036
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 2: maybe you could do some shows at the Improv. Do

1037
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 2: some shows before the surgery for the surgery.

1038
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 4: Now, I'd like to do it after the surgery, all

1039
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 4: bandaged up, crawling around.

1040
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 3: That's how you're going to film your next special.

1041
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, just on my knees, Nicole Bayer on her knees.

1042
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: No, no, I see that. I understand what you want.

1043
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: You want a nice polish, a nice finish to your posterior.

1044
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 4: Just round it out a little bit and then my

1045
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 4: hips just a little bit rounder.

1046
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, whatever makes you happy, friend.

1047
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1048
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 2: There's an African proverb that every pot has a lid,

1049
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 2: and I finally have that lid for you, Nicole Bayer.

1050
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm so excited. I'm gonna do it.

1051
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll do it in November or something.

1052
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: I think that's perfect.

1053
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 3: Oh, just in time for the holidays.

1054
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a bay or butt so we could serve

1055
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 4: the turkey off of it hashtag bountiful.

1056
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: This is an adulting first.

1057
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 3: Nobody has said BBL. No, not one person said BBL.

1058
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 3: We've been doing this in twenty seventeen.

1059
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: Vanessa Williams, I can't believe.

1060
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, shake hu lai.

1061
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a loak?

1062
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: Wow, not peppermint? So padma, now you may a will

1063
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: bb olt. Maybe I'll get my titties done too.

1064
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 3: While I'm at it.

1065
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: He could hook that up.

1066
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: Let's get a two for one. Actually, let's get a

1067
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: four for two.

1068
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 4: This is great.

1069
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love a little titty reduction. That'd be great.

1070
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: They're heavy, let's do it. How much smaller? Whatever the

1071
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: doctor thinks. Usually it's like a pound and a half each,

1072
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: but the brightness bigger, so probably a good two on.

1073
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 4: One A pounds and a half. Yeah, I honestly, I

1074
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 4: don't even think my boobies are a pound and a half.

1075
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: Maybe minor two. I don't know they're minor small.

1076
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you my fat and you can put them

1077
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: in your boobies. I don't know if that's okay.

1078
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 2: But won't that mean that you'll like take over her

1079
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: mind or something like that? That Denzel Washington movie.

1080
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 4: What Enzel Washington movie where he gets someone else's fat

1081
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 4: injected into his titties and they they rule his mind?

1082
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 4: Is that the equalizer three?

1083
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: It's It's fly. I love John.

1084
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 4: I have some more cute Honestly, if.

1085
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 2: That were a movie, I wanted to see that so badly.

1086
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Oh my god, please get on

1087
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 2: that right away.

1088
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 3: Wow, oh my god, Nicole Byer everyone, what can I say?

1089
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me? Yeah, thank you for being had?

1090
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh boy? What an episode?

1091
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 4: Can I just tell you?

1092
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: I love her so much?

1093
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 2: She's amazing. I felt like starstruck of course talking to her.

1094
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: I love nailed it so much, and I just love

1095
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 2: her comedy. And it's like really cool to have people

1096
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 2: of Nicole's caliber in for a convo. You know what

1097
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: I mean. It's great. It's a great moment.

1098
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 3: I mean you say caliber in terms of like her

1099
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 3: being famous, but I say caliber in terms of like

1100
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 3: her being such a good person, such a fun friend.

1101
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 3: She's a good ass.

1102
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: Auntie.

1103
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 3: We didn't even get to it.

1104
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: She's a fun ass Auntie and I And there's these

1105
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: people that I I know in my life that just

1106
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: are so ripe and ready for the love and the relationship,

1107
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: and I can't wait, and I can't wait. It's like

1108
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: when you see good people that deserve good things. So

1109
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm excited. You know what, Let me go back to

1110
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: Amsterdam real quick and find her a victim, find her guy, yeah,

1111
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: do that all, fly ing right to Santa Monica and

1112
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: see what happens.

1113
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 2: Well if he's yeah, if he's six miles away, this

1114
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 2: could be problematic.

1115
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 3: Did you learn something in this episode?

1116
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: I learned that it's tough out there, despite it being

1117
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 2: tough out there, that someone like Nicole has definitely built

1118
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: something to be proud of as a person, and she's

1119
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 2: still like down to earth as fuck. I mean, there's

1120
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: really no lesson other than an object lesson, which is like,

1121
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: this is attainable. You can love yourself and be cool.

1122
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: And what is attainable tough out where, tough out where

1123
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: you said it's tough out there, tough out where.

1124
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 2: Tough out there in the world. Right, she tells me

1125
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 2: a story about the bartender, right, yes, and that like

1126
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: putting yourself out there is hard, it is, Yes, sometimes

1127
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: you don't get what you want. And I feel that

1128
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: despite all that, I know me like I take things

1129
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 2: so personally that sometimes it's hard for me to overcome that.

1130
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 2: I'm very lucky that I have what I have. I

1131
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 2: wonder about, you know, like the amount of talent that

1132
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: somebody like that has, you know, and then hearing yes

1133
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 2: all the time and then sometimes hearing no in personal things. Yeah,

1134
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: it makes her so real in my eyes. You know,

1135
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 2: she can hear yes some material things, but like the

1136
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 2: personal that's different. Hearing that and her being able to

1137
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 2: be vulnerable about that was like, yeah, that was cool.

1138
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that we're all hearing or even

1139
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: saying yes all the time, although it might appear that way,

1140
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: you know, like she said, she's checking in with her accountant, Like,

1141
00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: I think she's being super responsible with many things, which

1142
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: is why she deserves to BBO.

1143
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: I love that we're like straight up talking about her

1144
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 3: in the episodes.

1145
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: Ever, but I think in this day and age, and

1146
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this and you want to start

1147
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: podcasting or you know, putting yourself on camera and putting

1148
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: yourself out there even in dating or getting to the

1149
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: next level in your job, you know, there's an honest

1150
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: check in that you have to do with yourself because

1151
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: people respond to that, whether they know it or not.

1152
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: And so it's definitely like checking in with yourself in

1153
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: the most honest, authentic, rough kind of way like I do.

1154
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: And I've called you up, and I've called many friends up.

1155
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why is this happening to me? Why

1156
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 1: do I keep attracting this? Why did I let this happen?

1157
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: Like you know, it isn't always somebody else's fault. It's

1158
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, what are we doing to have this

1159
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: shit happen? And I feel like, you know, if we

1160
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: keep checking in with ourselves, then you know, and then

1161
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: learning how to ask and want for what we really

1162
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: want whatever that looks like it will event happen, even

1163
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: though sometimes it feels like it's not, it'll eventually happen.

1164
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: And so even talking about it out loud in an

1165
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: honest way is a form of manifesting. So do a

1166
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: vision board if you got to. You don't need to.

1167
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 3: You could just talk to a good ass friend too.

1168
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 2: I would airhorn that if I had an airhorn.

1169
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 3: Airhorn in your hearts.

1170
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 2: Truly, Yeah, that and I learned that she wants a BBL.

1171
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: That was a big takeaway.

1172
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: You gotta hook up with friends and see if he

1173
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: get thrown a boot production from me for a discount.

1174
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: I'm on it bbl's for everyone.

1175
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 4: Yay, Yay, we did it.

1176
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 3: Our senior producer is g Holley.

1178
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Alex Cheek.

1179
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 3: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

1180
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1181
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 3: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

1182
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: Theme song in live show DJing is by Don will Our.

1183
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 3: Live show producer is Marian Ways.

1184
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

1185
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,919
Speaker 3: Photography by Gist vander Most.

1186
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstark and Daniel Kramer.

1187
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

1188
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 4: Mmmm