Speaker 1: Also on the side. What's up. It's Gandhi and I'm
Speaker 1: here with Andrew today.
Speaker 2: Hello, buddy, Haha, where did Diamond go? You'll never know.
Speaker 1: We're not just gonna say where she went. No, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Diamond had a prior commitment.
Speaker 2: Yes, Diamond had a prior commitment that you may never
Speaker 2: come back to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Just kidding, so stupid. Andrew was before the mics came on,
Speaker 1: bitching about this specific studio that we're in, and I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's designed very poorly. First of all, these mic
Speaker 2: arms are garbage.
Speaker 1: They are so are the mics. Yes, there's a weird
Speaker 1: buzz quality that comes through on the air in here.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you design a radio station, slash
Speaker 2: a place where it's the number one podcast distributor globally
Speaker 2: and have such poorly made places.
Speaker 1: And our backs are to the door so you can't
Speaker 1: see if somebody is coming in, and people just interrupt
Speaker 1: you all the time.
Speaker 2: No recording light, which I think is cool.
Speaker 1: Not soundproof.
Speaker 2: Also not soundproof.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and this little studio that I told you
Speaker 1: I was declaring the Gulf of Gandhi because we can
Speaker 1: just do that now. This studio is actually shared by
Speaker 1: more than just me, even though they've told me a
Speaker 1: hundred times, no, it's your studio, No it is not.
Speaker 1: People come in here and do dumb stuff all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, because they used to have so many different studios
Speaker 2: at the thirty two a eighth place, Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: they downsized it and made a bunch of pocket studios
Speaker 2: that do absolutely nothing but causes grief.
Speaker 1: So that's where we are today. We're also in a
Speaker 1: lot of kind of cool places. Andrew, I have to
Speaker 1: thank you again for helping me redesign my apartment like
Speaker 1: pimp my ride kind of thing, but with my apartment,
Speaker 1: I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that my favorite part of it is
Speaker 2: that it's not my money. That's A and B.
Speaker 1: It's like you're going a little hand there for a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love getting to play real like sims Like
Speaker 2: that was always my favorite part about the SIMS. I
Speaker 2: don't care about the family drama, none of that. I
Speaker 2: just want to build the house. I want to put
Speaker 2: brick in the bedroom. I want to make my pool
Speaker 2: like in the center, build a courtyard all of it,
Speaker 2: and viously use the mother load cheat.
Speaker 1: But we're saying right now, have you never played the SIMS.
Speaker 1: I did, but I don't know what all this is.
Speaker 1: I haven't played the SIMS for so freequent.
Speaker 2: God, the mother Load cheat was how you got fifty
Speaker 2: thousand simollions just like that? Yeah, and so you just
Speaker 2: go motherload, motherload, motherload and then just ball out building
Speaker 2: a house.
Speaker 1: Are you still obsessed with Gardenscapes because you missed your
Speaker 1: train the other day because of garden Scape? Should I
Speaker 1: talk about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was playing a little too hard. It also
Speaker 2: knows when you're doing bad, so it's like, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: here's some bonus levels for a great person.
Speaker 1: Three lives for an hour exactly.
Speaker 2: I will say I have not bought a single thing
Speaker 2: from it. They make it really easy to not buy.
Speaker 2: I will say thank you Gardenscapes.
Speaker 1: Because they're about to change our policy now if everyone
Speaker 1: listens to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true, Well sign me up Gardenscapes, give me
Speaker 2: more free lives. I'm not asking for payment.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If they came to the table, who
Speaker 1: is the game creator? Because it's the same people that
Speaker 1: make a Royal Match and like a couple other.
Speaker 2: Things, it's play.
Speaker 1: You should get them to come and sponsor this podcast
Speaker 1: because it is actually something that we all play and
Speaker 1: are addicted to. And I'm not gonna lie. I play
Speaker 1: Royal Match and I have paid for things before.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see where it is. But whatever, Yes,
Speaker 2: that company should come to the table to play something,
Speaker 2: but whatever, We're.
Speaker 1: Great at this. Yeah, and I swear so Andrew pretty
Speaker 1: much redesign my apartment. I got a bunch of new
Speaker 1: furniture and I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: It has made a huge difference. And every time I
Speaker 1: get something, I send him a picture and I'm like
Speaker 1: and then I'm like yes, so he hipes me up
Speaker 1: like chat GPT, it's disgusted.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't wait. And now you're gonna move your
Speaker 2: other thing into your kitchen and then your table's coming. Yes,
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: And then we're gonna have a sip. What did Diamond
Speaker 1: call it? A sip and sea party?
Speaker 2: Oh? Were?
Speaker 1: I have never heard of these before? But apparently you
Speaker 1: sip and then you see a thing. What so you
Speaker 1: just come over and drink get my apartment While I say, hey,
Speaker 1: this is my apartment, she said people do with babies
Speaker 1: all the time. I was like, wait, people get hammered
Speaker 1: and show up in masks to see a baby in masks,
Speaker 1: in masks like a group.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like do they come in like like Michael
Speaker 2: Meyer's mass, the scream mask, like a medical.
Speaker 1: Mass, traumatize a baby?
Speaker 2: Like, what does it have to do with it? No? No,
Speaker 2: your name's way more than I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, a lot of people and masks and mass, yes,
Speaker 1: which I didn't know people did that either, Like a
Speaker 1: ton of people show up at once to see a baby.
Speaker 1: I thought you weren't supposed to do that because germs
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, here's my argument with kids, We say, like, oh,
Speaker 2: the germs, the germs. Once those kids are crawling, they're
Speaker 2: in their little one pieces crawling all over the floor
Speaker 2: then sticking their hands in their mouth. So the germs
Speaker 2: are going to be there whether we like it or not.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: So I mean, I guess if you want to do
Speaker 2: a sip and mass.
Speaker 1: Mass like church, what.
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know those existed, but Diamond said that's
Speaker 1: what we should do because I do want to have
Speaker 1: a little party. But also like when I say party,
Speaker 1: it's like you me Andrew, or you are Andrew, you
Speaker 1: me Josh Diamond abby probably and because he lives in
Speaker 1: my building.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also that feels very gen z reh Re
Speaker 2: doing a term like that party exactly, except now it's
Speaker 2: called a sip and sea.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick, and I know this is gonna make
Speaker 1: me sound like one hundred year old person, but I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2: You say it to your podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of people taking old words and creating a
Speaker 1: new thing, which is fine, like slang has existed forever,
Speaker 1: you call things different things, but then acting like they've
Speaker 1: created something because now it's a new thing. Like biohacking,
Speaker 1: it's literally just taking care of yourself. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, follow me for biohacking tips, and it's
Speaker 1: like eat healthy, exercise, drink water. Fucking dumb. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Why would I follow you for this thing
Speaker 1: that everybody has known about forever? Yeah, crazy micro retirement
Speaker 1: aka a vacation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's It's actually annoying to me that we have
Speaker 2: to make things sound cooler than they are.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm listen, the terminology is fine. The branding it
Speaker 1: as though it's something new is what's driving me insane
Speaker 1: because I'm like we've been on this planet long enough
Speaker 1: to know what a vacation is, because apparently micro retirement,
Speaker 1: they're saying, every twelve to eighteen months, you need to
Speaker 1: take at least two weeks to yourself.
Speaker 2: You need to do that at least three or four
Speaker 2: times in the twelve months.
Speaker 1: That's what I was, like, Wait two weeks every year
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's not even micro retirement. That's like a force mental break.
Speaker 2: And you probably have a limited PTO, which is an
Speaker 2: even bigger joke then, because now you're waiting twelve to
Speaker 2: eighteen months to take that two week vacation for.
Speaker 1: What boom, I will take the vacation. You know that
Speaker 1: you are take the vacation because, as we've talked about
Speaker 1: so often, you die and your job is probably posted
Speaker 1: before your funeral information is out there. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that like at this place, not our show.
Speaker 1: I don't think our show is as guilty of it.
Speaker 1: But like, I really believe that our company would appreciate
Speaker 1: if I died during primetime like that they could be
Speaker 1: like tune in at seven tomorrow, we'll replay the death
Speaker 1: of our co host. Like they're crazy. I don't care
Speaker 1: about anything except for the numbers, So why would you care? Back,
Speaker 1: have a mutually beneficial relationship that you both understand where
Speaker 1: it is. I get paid to come to work because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't come to work for free. You pay me
Speaker 1: because you need me to do something, and when that
Speaker 1: relationship is over, you move on. So take your vacation.
Speaker 2: Man, it is not worth it to be burnt out
Speaker 2: from work. You need to create a healthy boundary for
Speaker 2: yourself and do what makes you happy. Do not sit
Speaker 2: on the sidelines of your own life. Go out and
Speaker 2: live it.
Speaker 1: Yes, Andrew, Yes, shall we talk about I don't know
Speaker 1: if you want to talk about it, but you're sort
Speaker 1: of using chatgypt We don't need to say what it's for,
Speaker 1: but sort of using it for therapy, a little bit
Speaker 1: thing that we said not to do, and he's out
Speaker 1: here doing it.
Speaker 2: So I totally get that, and I I understand what
Speaker 2: I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, very important that you understand that, Okay, And.
Speaker 2: I know what I'm getting is just a mirror of
Speaker 2: what I'm looking for back, Yes, so I understand I'm
Speaker 2: using it for self validation. Yes, it's very clear and transparent. Okay,
Speaker 2: it is nice to get different pointers though, or perspectives
Speaker 2: that I may not have thought of.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so it kind of is like taking concepts
Speaker 1: and ideas that you have and it's boiling it down
Speaker 1: and spinning it back to you in a more condensed,
Speaker 1: clear version, yes, with interesting wording and also telling you yes,
Speaker 1: king in.
Speaker 2: A way yes, And that bothers me at the end
Speaker 2: ate it like, I don't like when it compliments me.
Speaker 1: At the end, I told mine to stop complimenting me,
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't.
Speaker 2: It annoys me greatly. Yeah, I would say it's a
Speaker 2: good entry point for a bigger conversation that I would
Speaker 2: actually like to have with a real human. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: just for right now. The whole process of getting a therapist,
Speaker 2: finding a place, doing all the things for that would
Speaker 2: take me at least a solid month, and I kind
Speaker 2: of want answers now. So it's a nice gateway into it,
Speaker 2: and it's giving me concepts to think about in Yeah,
Speaker 2: my head, it's a good starting point.
Speaker 1: I think it's a good starting point. But so many
Speaker 1: people the numbers are staggering right now, how many people
Speaker 1: are actually using it for therapy, which mine nova. How
Speaker 1: you doing, babe, she told me that they do not
Speaker 1: do it. If you ask for therapy advice, that she'll
Speaker 1: tell you I cannot give you this type of advice.
Speaker 1: You need to seek a you know, therapist, professional help.
Speaker 1: Here are some resources to go do it, but so
Speaker 1: many people maybe they're just wording things differently or figured
Speaker 1: out the way around it.
Speaker 2: I found out how to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just ask a question and don't use the
Speaker 1: term like I need your therapeutic advice or whatever exactly.
Speaker 1: I do find it really interesting. But also I think
Speaker 1: the last time we checked it was forty percent of
Speaker 1: teenagers are using chat ept as a friend to talk
Speaker 1: to you like a friend because they don't have friends.
Speaker 1: And I'm really torn on that because one, if it
Speaker 1: is a substitution for loneliness, that's kind of nice if
Speaker 1: you actually feel like you're less lonely, but it's also
Speaker 1: terrifying because then it's giving you this thing and not
Speaker 1: giving you the urgency to go out and maybe try
Speaker 1: to make a friend and test those muscles. Like nothing
Speaker 1: that's worthwhile is easy, and that includes making friends and
Speaker 1: building relationships. That stuff takes work, and you figure out
Speaker 1: things about yourself and about other people on the way.
Speaker 1: And people are just kind of abandoning that for chat GPT.
Speaker 2: I would never I mean, there's no replacement to human
Speaker 2: connection in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it can't hug me.
Speaker 2: And I think that we also come from the day
Speaker 2: and age where it's like AI chatbots to me are
Speaker 2: kind of like talking to like seamless customer care. So
Speaker 2: I never really see it as more than that it
Speaker 2: is a computer and I completely understand that. But this
Speaker 2: new generation, I think because they didn't come up in
Speaker 2: that phase where now AI is almost like how crypto
Speaker 2: was or uh mean coins or whatever. Nft Land there
Speaker 2: was where it's like you're going to live in the metaverse,
Speaker 2: and we really dove into that and made it seem
Speaker 2: like this was going to be the next big thing.
Speaker 2: It's replacing human connection. In some ways, I feel like
Speaker 2: AI is becoming the new metaverse, where we're hyping it
Speaker 2: up to be this thing when realistically it's like almost
Speaker 2: a gen Z rephrasing of the metaverse, Like I totally
Speaker 2: get it, but to the extent that we're talking about it,
Speaker 2: it like human connection will always win through I hope,
Speaker 2: So I don't know, so I can't see it getting
Speaker 2: adopted as like, here's my new AI girlfriend. All it
Speaker 2: is is just a computer girlfriend, Like that's been going
Speaker 2: on for many years.
Speaker 1: You say that so so convincing.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen my strange addiction? The man was
Speaker 2: married to his car. I'm just saying, like, have you ever.
Speaker 1: Had a chatbout girlfriend?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Would you ever?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Did a computer? What was that movie? No? Not her?
Speaker 1: It just came out like, shoot, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: remember what it is. And I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: any famous people who were in it. But they basically design, design,
Speaker 1: these insane robots that are chatch ept remember everything about you.
Speaker 1: Their only goal is to just please you all the time,
Speaker 1: make you feel happy, make you feel good, You have
Speaker 1: sex with them, you do everything with them, and then
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it away too much, but
Speaker 1: it is a dark It's a horror film. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you don't know it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, and companion no yeah, something along those lines.
Speaker 1: Buddy, no, comrade, no, you're I know.
Speaker 2: And I can see the poster. It's the girl and
Speaker 2: she has the blonde hair with the headband and she
Speaker 2: has like the white.
Speaker 1: Eyes hair, dark hair. It's called companion. Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I know exactly.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so you didn't see it.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. I know I saw the trailer.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's up your alley. Yeah, interesting what happens.
Speaker 1: And then also how smart they are that they can
Speaker 1: maybe figure out ways around things one of those land
Speaker 1: we're teaching them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like again, I see it. I understand it. But
Speaker 2: I just don't think that you can replace human connection,
Speaker 2: and I don't. Kids just got to get out there
Speaker 2: and live their lives.
Speaker 1: It's dirt, yes, get picked on. Here's okay. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing, right I I've noticed obviously, like you and
Speaker 1: I went to school in similar periods, people bullied people.
Speaker 1: That was the thing that happened. It sucks. Getting bullied
Speaker 1: is the freaking' worst. I don't care who you are,
Speaker 1: you probably got bullied when you were younger. If you
Speaker 1: were the prettiest, coolest, most popular person in the class,
Speaker 1: your name probably rhymed with something stupid and people were like,
Speaker 1: oh right, right, you know whatever it is, Like, that's
Speaker 1: just what happened. I feel like that is a social order.
Speaker 1: You learn a lot about life in bullying and getting
Speaker 1: bullied which is unfortunate, and I understand that, but also,
Speaker 1: you can't protect yourself from that forever. So the younger
Speaker 1: you are when those kind of things happen, I feel
Speaker 1: like the more you adapt and learn about how to
Speaker 1: deal with it, it does still suck. I am still
Speaker 1: saying it sucks. I understand that, But I also think
Speaker 1: that introducing people to zero conflict until they're twenty five
Speaker 1: years old or thirty I guess now, and you go
Speaker 1: out into the workforce and finally leave your parents' house
Speaker 1: and then they hit it. It's so much more damaging
Speaker 1: when that stuff hits you later in life.
Speaker 2: Well, I was watching the CBS Evening News as One
Speaker 2: does Oh with Maurice Chuplock, and he just did a study.
Speaker 2: Actually that was interesting. They're paying companies are paying like
Speaker 2: two to three thousand dollars per eployee employee no to
Speaker 2: reteach gen Z in the workplace, like appropriate ways to speak,
Speaker 2: appropriate ways to dress in the workplace. They have to
Speaker 2: like retrain them for the workplace because they don't have
Speaker 2: those coping skills. No clue.
Speaker 1: I wonder what they're saying, because I'm pretty sure in
Speaker 1: an everyday, nine to five job, I'm fired immediately.
Speaker 2: We work in a very different industry, but it's yeah,
Speaker 2: they have to pay money to teach these classes to
Speaker 2: these that's crazy to reteach them in the new workforce. Like,
Speaker 2: so here's what you're like. If someone sends you an email,
Speaker 2: like you can't just respond back with like loll to
Speaker 2: respond back. Again, we work in a very different industry,
Speaker 2: so it's it's not the same.
Speaker 1: I just told Diamond that my new thing. When people
Speaker 1: are not responding to an email that I send, I'm
Speaker 1: just sending that Judge Judy meme or that Judge Judy
Speaker 1: gift all the time. Yeah, we're she just having on
Speaker 1: her watch.
Speaker 2: Hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna do. It's just gonna be that.
Speaker 1: And she said, you're a lunatic. I am, but it's
Speaker 1: acceptable here. Yeah, regular workplace. I'm very aware. I think
Speaker 1: I probably I think Tim and I have talked about
Speaker 1: this before in our in the room or in the show,
Speaker 1: the entire show. All fourteen people in a nine to
Speaker 1: five job, who gets fired first?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: I have an answer. I don't think it's actually me.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's me.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's you.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be scary.
Speaker 1: No, that guy is really good at being a chameleon
Speaker 1: who he's around. He really does.
Speaker 2: He yoked up with some finance pros.
Speaker 1: Absolutely did he have with finance pros every day they
Speaker 1: work across from usons. He's friends with one of them. True,
Speaker 1: I think it would be Elvis. He's out, he makes
Speaker 1: one inappropriate comment to somebody and it's it's over and
Speaker 1: in his head, obviously he's joking. That's what we do
Speaker 1: all the time. But I think he's done this longer
Speaker 1: than the rest of us have, and he is most
Speaker 1: conditioned to say the inappropriate stuff that gets the laugh.
Speaker 1: But in like Corporate America, they said, you said, what
Speaker 1: about that piece of bread? You're gonna do?
Speaker 2: What do it?
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: I do see him as a good personality higher though,
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, we just keep him around because
Speaker 2: he could take him. He winds and mines the clients
Speaker 2: and he's great. He always gets the deal totally. He
Speaker 2: steps in the deal. He steps in last minute and
Speaker 2: it's just like, okay, you you you let's go get
Speaker 2: some lunch.
Speaker 1: I was charming. Yep, Yeah, Scott, I think Scott's maybe
Speaker 1: next sum list.
Speaker 2: Oh, Scotts number one.
Speaker 1: You think he's number one?
Speaker 2: Scott's number one? Okay, Scott is number one, and I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why. The minute they're like, hey, Scott, you
Speaker 2: didn't send that report? Can you send it? It would
Speaker 2: be meltdown city. And then like he would just be
Speaker 2: in the one position the whole time, like he he
Speaker 2: could not take any direction or leadership from his like
Speaker 2: twenty five year old manager.
Speaker 1: Positions his entire life saying.
Speaker 2: Yes, he'd be so stuck. And when it came to
Speaker 2: cutting someone, they'd be like, well, there's the weird male
Speaker 2: guy that's been there for forty years.
Speaker 1: Just move his desk into the basement, like Milton from
Speaker 1: off his space exactly. His key card doesn't work. He'll
Speaker 1: be fine, He'll figure it out. Who would last the longest,
Speaker 1: Oh duh, Nate. Nate would last the longest in corporate America?
Speaker 2: I think maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good schmoozer.
Speaker 2: I don't think better than Elvis.
Speaker 1: No, but he's not as goofy and inappropriate as Elvis.
Speaker 2: That's true when it comes to sit down, like.
Speaker 1: Elvis is far more enjoyable, Like.
Speaker 2: Elvis is the personality higher that takes like the big
Speaker 2: clients onto a lunch. Nate is the one that speaks
Speaker 2: at the conferences. Yeah, that's the difference.
Speaker 1: I could see that. Yeah, I just think Nate would.
Speaker 2: Stick hands at that podium. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Nate knows how to just like speak to people. Also,
Speaker 1: for however old he is, he's like like forty two
Speaker 1: forty three. He talks like he's seventy. And I think
Speaker 1: sometimes people just confuse that with knowing things.
Speaker 2: He would deliver the hell out of a keynote speech
Speaker 2: walking back and forth on stage and our company is yes,
Speaker 2: with this clicker, go to the next slide in.
Speaker 1: His sparry shoes or maybe dudes, depending.
Speaker 2: If he wants to seem humble, hey dudes.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't so spary.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Glass is on one hundred percent classes on
Speaker 2: Oh and.
Speaker 1: I bet he's one of those people that wants to
Speaker 1: make a point. He pulls him down to the tip
Speaker 1: of his nose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh that's how, and then he lifts him up
Speaker 1: and down. Look, kick kickick. I think we've nailed it here.
Speaker 1: Speaking of corporate American things that would get us fired.
Speaker 1: Do you think what Josh and I just did would
Speaker 1: get us fired elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were a lot of things that went into it.
Speaker 1: So I today I have him like a what is
Speaker 1: like a tennis skirt, a tennis skirt, a tank top,
Speaker 1: and a jacket. I've gotten a lot of compliments today.
Speaker 1: It's feeling good, feeling great. Walking in Josh's studio, he said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love this outfit. I said, cool,
Speaker 1: you can borrow it any time you want. He said, really,
Speaker 1: let me try your skirt on. So I said okay
Speaker 1: and took it off, at which point he also took
Speaker 1: his shorts off, and we switched and then walked out
Speaker 1: and presented ourselves, and the reactions were incredible. What I
Speaker 1: appreciate is that before any words were spoken, all of
Speaker 1: our they're not even interns. I mean, Ben's an intern,
Speaker 1: but Abby Celia, they just whipped out their phones. It
Speaker 1: was like immediate. Celia covered her mouth because she didn't
Speaker 1: want to ruin the video sho say. She was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And you know what's disgusting. I think
Speaker 1: Josh looked better my skirt than I did. I put
Speaker 1: shorts on. I look like a juggalo. Crazy he actually said,
Speaker 1: you look like a jogalo. I was like, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed that these aren't way bigger on me than
Speaker 1: they should be. He's skinny, Yeah, the fuck?
Speaker 2: Who knew?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about you being all skinny? Also, maybe
Speaker 1: I will post that picture of Josh and I.
Speaker 2: Oh he said no, no.
Speaker 1: He said, oh he did, but he posts for like
Speaker 1: eighteen pictures, so what does he want.
Speaker 2: He wants it for everyone's personal camera roles only.
Speaker 1: Please Josa scare me. Okay, we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 1: So today, Andrew and I are standing there talking chit
Speaker 1: chatting key cann and Scotty walks up behind him and
Speaker 1: creepily puts his face down by your butt yeah, and
Speaker 1: starts investigating something, and all of us were kind of like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And what did he say?
Speaker 2: He said, there's no way you're at thirty three.
Speaker 1: Which clearly there is a way, because your pants say
Speaker 1: thirty three and they're falling off.
Speaker 2: A little bit, thank you. Usually I'm a thirty two
Speaker 2: to thirty three. I kind of am a little tight
Speaker 2: around the waist.
Speaker 1: And it's getting tiny. She's getting tidy.
Speaker 2: Andrew, thirty three is like a good size for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: I if I anything I carry, I know exactly where
Speaker 2: I carry my weight. It's in my stomach. Oh you
Speaker 2: and me both, and but everything, like my waist has
Speaker 2: been the same size no matter what. Okay, even when
Speaker 2: I was like twenty pounds later, I still was at
Speaker 2: thirty two thirty three? Oh wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why am I carry in the high guntle region?
Speaker 2: Yes? Literally just right here in my stomach in my
Speaker 2: love handles. It's like, hey, just here. Everywhere else it's
Speaker 2: like not existent.
Speaker 1: I carry it in the two worst places, right in
Speaker 1: the stomach and my chins, Like why why does it
Speaker 1: just distribute? There are people who gain weight and they
Speaker 1: still look shapely like an hourglass? Why can't that be me?
Speaker 1: Like go to my hips and ass please, but no
Speaker 1: shape like slimer it's the worst.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also like the people who are shaped like
Speaker 2: a pyramid like that to me is also insane, Like listen,
Speaker 2: it has to be somewhere. I don't think you would
Speaker 2: because imagine like you're on a call and someone's like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, okay, have you lost wait, and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, the camera pandown. You're like Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you can still get away with a lot
Speaker 1: that's still like an attractive, like desirable shape. Tiny on top,
Speaker 1: bigger on the bottom.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying slimmer pyramid. I want to think of
Speaker 2: the tip of a pyramid. It's very small. As you
Speaker 2: get down, it's bigger and bigger, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Like everybody's a fruit, right, there's like the pear. Yes,
Speaker 1: the apple, which is insulting.
Speaker 2: Apple is just round.
Speaker 1: I'm the apple that's extremely rad. I'm an apple, fresh apple.
Speaker 1: I am an apple. As as per the shapes of
Speaker 1: the body, I'm an apple. All all this to say,
Speaker 1: we got totally off topic. So Andrew is a thirty
Speaker 1: three and it is pissing the fuck out of Scottie Nate.
Speaker 1: Is Josh on this train too.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because Josh's waist size I think
Speaker 2: is the same.
Speaker 1: Apparently Josh's is mine, So that's upsetting. Maybe I am
Speaker 1: five to one. Josh is six three one two six something.
Speaker 1: He's a whole foot bigger than me and we have
Speaker 1: the same waistline. Disgusting. So the guys are upset because
Speaker 1: these two think that they're just you know, babes and
Speaker 1: great shape. Yeah, and they refuse to believe that they
Speaker 1: wear bigger pants than you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Thanks, this is them off so bad.
Speaker 1: Scotty was a piss.
Speaker 2: I know it's not my faults. Sorry, I'm thin.
Speaker 1: And attractiveways I can't even see you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Wait what GODDI I'm still here? Look
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Who's a spec of dust? Is it speaking kind? It's me?
Speaker 1: But I'm proud of you because I know you've been
Speaker 1: working really hard.
Speaker 2: I'm again even ten pounds heavier than I was now
Speaker 2: still fitting into these suckers, That's right. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know why. It's like I have the sisterhood of the
Speaker 2: traveling pants pants.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that's what this skirt is, and that didn't
Speaker 1: in fact just fit because what I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe I would definitely f up that
Speaker 2: skirt you want to try it on? I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe later.
Speaker 1: We've already violated HR once today. What do you think
Speaker 1: would have happened had somebody walk by and seen both
Speaker 1: Josh and I with our pants off, bottoms off in
Speaker 1: the studio.
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I don't know. I if I were HR,
Speaker 2: i'd be like, that's their business. But also I'd maybe
Speaker 2: be like, well, I'm HR, so maybe it's my business.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what I've noticed? What when was
Speaker 1: the last time you saw HR walk down this hallway?
Speaker 2: And that is true.
Speaker 1: I make a joke all the time. They get so
Speaker 1: mad because I'm like, we don't have HR out here,
Speaker 1: and one's like, stop it. Yes we do. Of course
Speaker 1: we do. There's someone you can report to them like, okay,
Speaker 1: but who is it?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 1: I have no idea because of my last building, there
Speaker 1: were pull ente of HR issues and I have anyone
Speaker 1: talked about. I'm just saying no idea. Interesting, So I
Speaker 1: think we'd be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, prep, And then they can't get mad if they
Speaker 2: saw a man wearing a skirt, because then you could
Speaker 2: be like, excuse me, gender norms. Yeah, although maybe those
Speaker 2: got rid of with some DEI cuts. I don't know.
Speaker 1: His ass might have been hanging out the bottle. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you could see a little cheek.
Speaker 1: A little bit of cheek.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so all of that. Wow, we've had like a
Speaker 1: whole podcast before the podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you just make it its own podcast?
Speaker 1: Maybe I will. Yes, we should just leave this as
Speaker 1: a podcast, just like this. Yeah, sounds good, right, because
Speaker 1: there's no timeline on things.
Speaker 2: When has there ever been a timeline on anything that
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 2: Time is a construct.
Speaker 1: I told you I will forever identify as thirty four.
Speaker 1: Forever thirty four. That's where I'm just gonna be because
Speaker 1: we can do whatever we want now.
Speaker 2: Age is such a construct. I'm just like saying the
Speaker 2: word constructs.
Speaker 1: Keep doing it, keep doing it.
Speaker 2: You're so gen z, Andrew, I'm so gen z.
Speaker 1: Okay, So people want to find you online? Where do
Speaker 1: they find you at?
Speaker 2: Andrew Pug on Instagram's.
Speaker 1: He's still trying to become an Instagram influencer public figures.
Speaker 2: What's up? Follow me and chair for more bio hacks?
Speaker 1: Are you still doing your electrolyte thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I still do have them. They send them to
Speaker 2: me every month.
Speaker 1: Are you still making money off of them?
Speaker 2: I don't really post the link much, so I'm just
Speaker 2: getting free electrolytes, so I don't really.
Speaker 1: First of all, that's how it works, Andrew. You want
Speaker 1: to promote it so that people then, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at this guy, explain talk about your electrolytes right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's ultimate electrolytes. I have to post the link.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this, go to my Instagram story
Speaker 2: and you'll see the link that you can click and
Speaker 2: buy the electrolytes from there. They're really great.
Speaker 1: In the off you explain what electrolytes do.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know this until recently, but as someone
Speaker 2: who drinks at least a gallon of water a day,
Speaker 2: I am constantly peeing. And then I was wondering why
Speaker 2: I was so fatigued. It's because I'm losing.
Speaker 1: So much flushing them out.
Speaker 2: Yes, so much salt and so many other things that
Speaker 2: you need in your body. So I was just peeing
Speaker 2: all the time and getting real tired. So if you
Speaker 2: do electrolytes, it replaces what you're peeing out.
Speaker 1: Important.
Speaker 2: In short, they don't put that as the branding.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so fun fact here, you pretty much overdose.
Speaker 2: Nate one day overdosed himself electure. I take zero responsibility
Speaker 2: for that because Nate was an idiot and I said that.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing? I never said
Speaker 2: two scoops? You did two scoops on your own and
Speaker 2: you have a heart problem. What are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man? He was like texting people in the day. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong. And I said, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: going to check on you every couple hours, and if
Speaker 1: you do not respond, I'm sending somebody to your home.
Speaker 1: That guy's sketchy. He won't turn on a location. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well let me tell you. He asked me where you
Speaker 1: are all the time. Really, sometimes i'd be.
Speaker 2: Lying sometimes, Well, what's funny is he used to have
Speaker 2: my location. Then I turned it off. Smart, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I'm like, if you're not going to share, why am
Speaker 2: I sharing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many people have your location?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 1: I think I have twenty two people that have mine.
Speaker 2: I have never once put my location.
Speaker 1: Off except for Tonate.
Speaker 2: No, well I turned that off. Otherwise it's like go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't find me.
Speaker 2: You'll see me in my apartment a lot of times.
Speaker 1: Without a doubt that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, especially because of your redesign. Ah my happy place.
Speaker 2: Hello, I love my.
Speaker 1: Apartment so much.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: You hate the floor Iron State Management. Don't get me started.
Speaker 2: I trust me. I've heard this so many times.
Speaker 1: I moved in and they tricked me.
Speaker 2: Just give her the floor she wants.
Speaker 1: Just give me the floor that was promised.
Speaker 2: Just give her the floor that was promised.
Speaker 1: All I ask the same floor that's in every other
Speaker 1: apartment in that building. I would like in my apartment.
Speaker 1: But no, I have blonde wood, and not just one
Speaker 1: color of that hideous ass blond wood, two colors because
Speaker 1: you've put in two different floors. Oh boy, you will
Speaker 1: be hearing from my attorney.
Speaker 2: You will the day.
Speaker 1: By attorney, I mean my chet GPT tugged up crafted
Speaker 1: letter from Nova Andrew and Puglici, attorneys.
Speaker 2: At law Nova Esquire.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, driving me insane anyway, Okay, I love you
Speaker 1: very much, Andrew. I hope that you move your electrolytes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully, I mean go buy them. They're really good.
Speaker 2: The graape flavor is great if you do the grape
Speaker 2: and the lemonade. We called that a grimace last summer.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry approved. And yeah, let's let's move some electrolytes.
Speaker 1: I guess you need to work on the pitch a little.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't great at explaining them in the
Speaker 2: first place.
Speaker 1: When being honest, how are you going to be an
Speaker 1: influencer if you suck at this?
Speaker 2: I feel I'm going for the humble approach, like amen,
Speaker 2: like you look perfect as is God, but like you
Speaker 2: could do better on the hydration game.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, are you happy with yourself now?
Speaker 2: I mean, did that sound like a good pitch?
Speaker 1: No? Wow, you still need to work on it. You
Speaker 1: can like follow, subscribe to this podcast. You can leave
Speaker 1: us a talk back, which is or a review. I'm
Speaker 1: all nervous about the review sometimes, don't be Diamond's got
Speaker 1: people out here calling us racist. Maybe both of us do.
Speaker 1: I can't totally blame her.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, let me tell you something. The reviews.
Speaker 2: I go for the I am oblivious approach, where I
Speaker 2: read it. I read it once, and then I keep
Speaker 2: it pushing. Yeah. I don't get when people are so
Speaker 2: hyped up in the negative and being like everyone saying
Speaker 2: it everything is ruined. Read it once, close it, keep
Speaker 2: it pushing.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about that rdit room right. I
Speaker 1: exited with a quickness after the first time I saw
Speaker 1: that shit, I said no, thank you, And now people
Speaker 1: will come and try to update me on things, and
Speaker 1: what do I do. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Thank you boundaries other people's opinions about me. It's none
Speaker 1: of my business. There you go, are none of my
Speaker 1: business either, right? Like follow, subscribe, review, leave us a
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Speaker 1: at Baby Hot Sauce. On Instagram and threads. I think
Speaker 1: I said this last time, but I posted a question
Speaker 1: on Threads. I never really go there, and I forget
Speaker 1: that whatever I post on Instagram goes over there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe it was Facebook. It had me Facebook probably,
Speaker 1: and I posted a question. I got seven thousand responsive, insane.
Speaker 1: I had no idea because I don't turn on notifications
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, did I go viral?
Speaker 2: You went viral?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't even know, so it doesn't count.
Speaker 1: It's weird how that happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, I was famous. Didn't even have
Speaker 1: a clue for.
Speaker 2: A secondral moment once it was really fun. Well, I
Speaker 2: actually had two.
Speaker 1: The first was I like that we keep saying by
Speaker 1: and coming back go.
Speaker 2: My viral moment. The first one was my friend's dog.
Speaker 2: I dragged it to go out for a walk, but
Speaker 2: it like he wouldn't get up, so I was dragging
Speaker 2: him across the floor. I drew. No, it was very
Speaker 2: cute video. It was very funny. All yes, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: oh my god. No. I would never just be like
Speaker 2: grabbing it by the scruff. No, he's where he had
Speaker 2: a leash on and he was just like playing. So
Speaker 2: I was like draggame across the floor. It was like,
Speaker 2: come on, And so that went viral. I was featured
Speaker 2: on Japanese Japanese TV shows and all this other crazy stuff.
Speaker 2: I was featured on like a bunch of different chat
Speaker 2: shows anyway, So there was that moment and then my
Speaker 2: other friend there used to be a meme generator. This
Speaker 2: is before like you could add text to your own thing.
Speaker 2: But I put my friend's face in it and I
Speaker 2: called it the drunk face and people then started like
Speaker 2: making a drunk face meme and it actually went like
Speaker 2: semi viral. My friend was like, you need to take
Speaker 2: this down, and I'm like, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: take something off of the Internet.
Speaker 1: You cannot put the toothpaste back in the two. Once
Speaker 1: it's ound, it's out.
Speaker 2: I felt so bad because I was like, it was
Speaker 2: the friend. It was my friend Jesse.
Speaker 1: I don't think I know Jesse.
Speaker 2: No, she couldn't come to my birthday, but no she Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was the drunk face meme.
Speaker 1: So you were in Jesse's life for a viral moment.
Speaker 2: Think that the site got shut down, so it's like
Speaker 2: very hard to like find it as easily as you did.
Speaker 2: But yeah, for a second, it was like I saw
Speaker 2: people posting it and I was like, oh no, oh no,
Speaker 2: oh no, like I shouldn't have done that. I thought
Speaker 2: it was funny in the moment.
Speaker 1: I think this is a really good testament as to
Speaker 1: how unimportant and insignificant it actually is to go viral. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we've all had a couple of moments where we've
Speaker 1: gone viral about something and it's changed our life in
Speaker 1: zero ways. Yeah zero. Nobody even remembers the thing, like
Speaker 1: Diamond always brings off this one interview that I did
Speaker 1: with Sweetie on a red carpet at one of our events,
Speaker 1: ing maybe yeah, one, I don't really have a lot
Speaker 1: of memories about that moment, but two, she's like it
Speaker 1: went viral. It was everywhere everybody was talking about who
Speaker 1: told me? Nobody told me. I had no idea, but
Speaker 1: again oblivious to that kind of stuff, So I will
Speaker 1: safely live in that space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does nothing. And I mean, the best
Speaker 2: meme I've ever seen was that Ellen DeGeneres getting rid
Speaker 2: of her ruined the natural hierarchy, like the natural order
Speaker 2: of viral celebrities. Haktua would have been like just a
Speaker 2: blip in our memory, but instead we got rid of
Speaker 2: Ellen and look at her now. Hawktua has a podcast,
Speaker 2: a mean coin. The Costco guys would have been featured
Speaker 2: for two seconds, done the boom, and then Ellen would
Speaker 2: have threw them back to the Boca Ratan beach club
Speaker 2: that they belong at.
Speaker 1: Unpopular opinion, Bring Ellen.
Speaker 2: Back, I think, bring her back because she was She
Speaker 2: was the top of the food chain.
Speaker 1: Listen, the same thing happened with her that happened with
Speaker 1: Rosy o'donald. Remember, way back in the day, Rosie o'donnald
Speaker 1: was like the Queen of nice or whatever they called
Speaker 1: her with her little show. She also had a fake
Speaker 1: crush on Tom Cruise because she's, as we all know,
Speaker 1: clearly a lesbian. Would always talk about it. She was
Speaker 1: so sweet and giggly and whatever. And then as soon
Speaker 1: as she was on with that show, you saw who
Speaker 1: Rosie really was because they're putting on her performance. We
Speaker 1: didn't hire Ellen, I didn't hire her at all. But
Speaker 1: they didn't hire her to be the pope. They hired
Speaker 1: her to play a character and she did that. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why, just because like someone's allegedly mean behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, all of a sudden, that's the end of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well about Steve Harvey, that guy seems like a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's interesting to me that there are all
Speaker 2: these reports of celebrities and you know Late Night or
Speaker 2: shows like that, where the same type of behavior is
Speaker 2: said by the man and they're kind of scene as like, oh,
Speaker 2: he threw down the hammer. But the woman, it's like
Speaker 2: she was a bitch?
Speaker 1: Such a man, how dare she? She's going to jail
Speaker 1: for being a bitch like Martha Stewart did. Martha Stewart did.
Speaker 1: I don't care what anyone says. If you watched the
Speaker 1: documentary about it, she went to jail for being a bitch.
Speaker 1: Which if we're going to jail for that, I'm fucked.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh at that.
Speaker 2: Just a short time away.
Speaker 1: So shall we say bye again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess we'll say bye.
Speaker 1: Okay, so like, follow, subscribe, leave us a review, leave
Speaker 1: us a talk bag. I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. He
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