Speaker 1: My name is Kay little Muggy, and I'm from the Brasca.
Speaker 2: My name is right and I'm from back.
Speaker 3: Wait and welcome to Emergency Interco.
Speaker 4: The Halloween Special.
Speaker 3: This is Halloween. This is halloweenby Halloween.
Speaker 4: Halloween.
Speaker 3: Guys, we're back. We're back like we like we never left.
Speaker 4: We've got Joe here.
Speaker 2: Hey, Joe, Joe, I'm Joe. If you don't know me,
Speaker 2: now you know me.
Speaker 3: I'm Joe.
Speaker 4: If you don't know now you know.
Speaker 3: So you have this fucking cos I thought you werena
Speaker 3: say I'm gay little Monkey from the Apple Store.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is gay little Monkey
Speaker 1: and I'm from the Apple Store.
Speaker 2: I like, actually love when you do that way too much.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it'll ever like not be funny
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: Wow. Oh oh my god, it's starting off strong. You're
Speaker 3: fucking drinking.
Speaker 2: It's is holy water, babe, that's a flat. I've been possessed.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are possessed the power of Christ.
Speaker 4: The power of Christ compels the power of Christ compels.
Speaker 2: All the props in the first like one, like we
Speaker 2: should not be allowed to have problems.
Speaker 4: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like, literally, we haven't really done an introduction or
Speaker 3: set anything yet, and we've just been like yelling, playing
Speaker 3: And that's okay, that's what Halloween is really about. Everybody
Speaker 3: wants to make it about being a slut and nasty
Speaker 3: and sexy and using it as an excuse to wore
Speaker 3: yourself out. It should be a fun thing with.
Speaker 4: Your Finally, I actually agree with you on women for one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, acting different Like I just says I have.
Speaker 3: A feeling this light is not doing me justice, and
Speaker 3: nobody had the decency to check and see if it is.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 2: Look, I can't see. Yeah, I have these contacts in
Speaker 2: and I'm not joking, beautiful, I'm like, it feels like
Speaker 2: I'm dissociating, you know when you get like tunnel vision. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like that. But like to the unteen, have you
Speaker 2: either of y'all wore like colored contacts?
Speaker 4: Yeah it's crazy. Yeah, But back to like women being sluts, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, we could have just like moved on.
Speaker 4: If you have big boobs and you show them off,
Speaker 4: you're annoying.
Speaker 3: You're annoying.
Speaker 2: It's like huge bobs, though, Like what is the conversation?
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess like what like triple F, A, B C,
Speaker 3: d e F. Yeah, F is after E. There's no
Speaker 3: way no one has triple F boobs.
Speaker 2: I definitely somebody. I mean there's like eight billion people
Speaker 2: in the world. Like yeah, Like do you mean like
Speaker 2: real organic like Natty?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like nobody has like Natty.
Speaker 4: Nice. It's like.
Speaker 2: The foot episode. Let's see what's in between those toes.
Speaker 3: Well, should we talk about me getting a scam call
Speaker 3: while we were getting to one thing we have to
Speaker 3: talk about today? Well, I need to back up? How
Speaker 3: about that? You need to back up? You need to leave? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Am I good with the audio? If I'm back here?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 3: No, no.
Speaker 4: One who knew that the scary bron James Theron, James.
Speaker 2: Who knows that the scary Maze girl had such a
Speaker 2: good voice?
Speaker 4: Something leaked out of your mouth? What was that? It's
Speaker 4: what your cuts fell off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your.
Speaker 3: Jam gut fell off.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay. So yesterday we were getting like the final pieces
Speaker 3: of the costumes and just figuring things out, and we
Speaker 3: were in spirit Halloween and I got a call from
Speaker 3: a random number like twice, and by the third time
Speaker 3: I had an inkling. I was like, Wow, maybe this
Speaker 3: is something serious and I should answer it. So I answered,
Speaker 3: and immediately I heard a beep, which to me is
Speaker 3: sign of a scam call because like it immediately beeping
Speaker 3: like that, I'm like, why why am I being recorded?
Speaker 3: Also being recorded without being told you're being a recorded?
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is a scar. I called. So then
Speaker 3: he was like, I'm from I like didn't understand what
Speaker 3: you were like saying.
Speaker 2: I'll be thinking, wow, sorry.
Speaker 3: So they called and they were like, yeah, we're from
Speaker 3: American Express. This is the security region. Is this any
Speaker 3: man's or so I was intrigued. I won't lie. There
Speaker 3: was a second of my brain that was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: what did I do? Oh no, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 4: And you'll be like.
Speaker 3: Dorothy, be like, oh the witch is when the witch
Speaker 3: in question is Drew stinky pussy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I do not have a stinky dead vagina.
Speaker 3: You kind of do have a vagina.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no no. I have
Speaker 4: a pretty pink boy, furless bussy, shiny yees.
Speaker 2: Be honest. Is it pink?
Speaker 4: It's pink as fuck.
Speaker 3: It's definitely tainted by years of pink. No, it's not pink.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 3: If anybody's gonna know if it's pink, I know, and
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 2: Pink, mine's like purple vibes or like it's green. Yeah,
Speaker 2: some days it's rotted, it's gutted. It kind of just
Speaker 2: depends on the day. Because the girls, I'd be fucking like, wow,
Speaker 2: it's like the PhD is green. It's the green goo.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards when
Speaker 2: I'm down there. Clime was really like scary. Sorry, So
Speaker 2: the scam call.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So I like am talking to him for a
Speaker 3: while and Drew's kind of lingering and he's like, who
Speaker 3: are talking to? Who are you talking to? I was like,
Speaker 3: it's a scam, just ignore it, like ignore me. And
Speaker 3: then he's like, you you took out a credit card
Speaker 3: and I'm a part of the security team and I
Speaker 3: just had to let you know that I will be
Speaker 3: sending the FBI after you in the next two hours
Speaker 3: if you don't resolve this issue. And I was like,
Speaker 3: what's the issue? And then he tells me that under
Speaker 3: my name, there was a charge for three thousand dollars
Speaker 3: worth of firearms. So then I meanly was like okay,
Speaker 3: first of all, like pick a scam that's like realistic.
Speaker 3: In what world am I spending that much money on firearms?
Speaker 3: Like also he said firearms dot com.
Speaker 4: White people do? How much is a gun?
Speaker 2: How much is a gun?
Speaker 4: Like as low as one hundred and fifty dollars?
Speaker 2: Can I borrow one hundred fifty dollars?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Because I got some business to take care of.
Speaker 4: But yeah, So and it's like getting like chopping it
Speaker 4: up with this man. And I come over there and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what's going on? Like what is all this about?
Speaker 4: And then she's like he keeps she has him like
Speaker 4: repeat it like thirty times.
Speaker 3: I was like, what did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 2: Did I do?
Speaker 3: Like what are you saying? Can you repeat out the
Speaker 3: website again? And he keeps going.
Speaker 4: And he's like firearms, you bought firearms? And then he's like, no,
Speaker 4: I didn't. And then he's like you bought firearms without
Speaker 4: a license. And then I'm like and you tell him
Speaker 4: you have a license. It's like your license, like you
Speaker 4: have a firearms license? And then and he was like
Speaker 4: I did. And then he came up with like a
Speaker 4: new lie where he was like, well, it's actually a
Speaker 4: card open up under your name, so it's not the
Speaker 4: card because he kept reading card numbers that wasn't Inya's
Speaker 4: and then he was like, oh, it's actually like a
Speaker 4: different card number that was opened up on your name,
Speaker 4: and yeah. I was just like back and forth for
Speaker 4: so long.
Speaker 3: Also, at one point, I was like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I do get drunk and I always have the issue
Speaker 3: where I get drunk and I always or a firearm,
Speaker 3: so it honestly might have been me. And he was like, yes,
Speaker 3: it was you, and I'm sending the FBI and I
Speaker 3: was like, are you seriously gonna snitch on me? Like
Speaker 3: you're gonna call the fucking FBI on it?
Speaker 2: Travis by the way, Yeah, Travis.
Speaker 3: His name was Travis. And then I started asking. I
Speaker 3: was like, have you won on your lunch break today?
Speaker 3: And then Josie was like, ask him if he's had
Speaker 3: a chicken sang it?
Speaker 2: Did you have a chicken language to sangwige sanguige?
Speaker 3: Then we put him on a three week I was
Speaker 3: gonna say, I was how long he stuck on?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was like, we need to calm my phone,
Speaker 4: as like the business manager, So we like tapped my
Speaker 4: phone and then I gave it to Josiah because he's
Speaker 4: so much better at shit like that. And then we
Speaker 4: just like had it back and forth where I was
Speaker 4: like I'm the business manager, and then we patched in
Speaker 4: Josiah's phone and like acted like oh no, no, no, I
Speaker 4: was a store employee. And I kept walking up d
Speaker 4: Dana and being like you need to get the fuck
Speaker 4: out of Spirit Halloween, like you've been in here for
Speaker 4: three hours.
Speaker 2: Like on the phone, it was so sad, like whoever
Speaker 2: this man was, he was like, is there any way
Speaker 2: you could go somewhere quiet or please yea because it
Speaker 2: was just so loud, like the music store is crazy.
Speaker 3: It was like twenty five minutes and he wasn't hanging
Speaker 3: up on us, and at this point you wanted I
Speaker 3: told him I was in Turks and Caicos. I was like,
Speaker 3: you can send the FBI to my house all you want.
Speaker 3: I'm literally in Turks and Caicos right now, like I'm
Speaker 3: at the mall in Turks and Cakos, like I am
Speaker 3: not being arrested. And then Josie went up to the
Speaker 3: speaker and it was paying like the monster jam loud
Speaker 3: as fucking Spear Halloween and played it there and then
Speaker 3: we put our phones together and we're making it like
Speaker 3: echo and like make a crazy.
Speaker 4: Always and he was just quiet.
Speaker 2: He was quiet for so long. We were like Travis, hello,
Speaker 2: and Chavil here it was.
Speaker 4: He really thought he hit the lottery, like he really
Speaker 4: thought like, oh my god, I have like a stupid
Speaker 4: bimbo girl, like I'm literally gonna get three grand out
Speaker 4: of her. But he literally wouldn't tell us how to
Speaker 4: resolve it, like because I.
Speaker 3: Was like, can I pay you? Can I pay you?
Speaker 3: He was like, let me finish, Let me finish, and
Speaker 3: then he would start his whole tangent over again. So
Speaker 3: basically he was one of the worst scam callers ever.
Speaker 3: But we started calling him Chavis inside of Travis, and
Speaker 3: Josie was calling me an A and you said your
Speaker 3: name was David.
Speaker 2: I said my name was David. You were Annie and
Speaker 2: he's Chavis and what you said? He said, Travis, do
Speaker 2: you have a computer.
Speaker 3: He's like, yes, I'm looking at the database on my
Speaker 3: computer right now as we're talking. And I was like
Speaker 3: what database. I was like, are you sure you have
Speaker 3: a computer.
Speaker 2: He said he was in the New York headquarters. He said,
Speaker 2: I'm here at the New York headquarters, bitch who is
Speaker 2: stationing their customer service like area in New York.
Speaker 3: Not even that it was like it was three forty pm.
Speaker 3: That would mean it's like past the work day. But
Speaker 3: I miss him, and I honestly wish he would call
Speaker 3: back because he hung up on us. We didn't even
Speaker 3: end up hanging up on him.
Speaker 2: So am I gonna say us on here noo and
Speaker 2: you can catch that meat it well.
Speaker 4: Also we wanted to talk about so me and Ya
Speaker 4: have been seriously genuinely with our whole hearts. It's not
Speaker 4: even a bit anymore like actually getting married, like we
Speaker 4: really really are considering it. And Josiah's like, actually, hello, pissed,
Speaker 4: But like we just think it would be so fucking
Speaker 4: funny one to get married to, like all of the benefits.
Speaker 4: We essentially are married already, Like we have such a
Speaker 4: domestic life. We like do everything together, We go everywhere together,
Speaker 4: like we're married.
Speaker 2: Like you guys gonna sign prenups.
Speaker 4: We talked about it, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, we're just gonna sign it so that
Speaker 3: like everything is split, like we own the things we
Speaker 3: there's no like sharing of properties or businesses because I
Speaker 3: know Drew is a gold digger, so I can't have
Speaker 3: the dress.
Speaker 2: For the wedding.
Speaker 4: Drew me, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: I wear the pants. I wear the pants. In this relation,
Speaker 3: we've got a comedian.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Getting we are going to get married? Are you going
Speaker 3: to efficientate the afficiate the wedding. I don't believe in
Speaker 3: wedding officiate.
Speaker 2: No, that's the part I do believe. And that's the
Speaker 2: thing is I believe in the wedding. Like that's fun.
Speaker 2: But like, bitch, unless it's really good for I'm not
Speaker 2: getting legally married to you.
Speaker 3: Like it's really good for your taxes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if y'all are getting tax breaks and should off it,
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think we're going to do it for that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So are you gonna officiate or what? Because you didn't
Speaker 3: really adswer that.
Speaker 2: If I got Yeah, it doesn't take that.
Speaker 3: You have to get a license.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to become like an ordained ministers.
Speaker 4: Like it takes like literally a day, yeah max, like
Speaker 4: maybe an hour.
Speaker 3: But you have to be dressed like the way you're
Speaker 3: dressed right now.
Speaker 2: It feels are you the joker?
Speaker 4: Is that what this is? Let me the girl.
Speaker 2: I'm scary May's game.
Speaker 3: Oh your girl, Oh my gosh. I would love to
Speaker 3: go through a dark tunnel and bump into a wall
Speaker 3: and see you naked at the end of it.
Speaker 2: You know the scream that she does.
Speaker 3: Do the Michael Jackson scream, and that.
Speaker 2: This is like every time I look, it's like I
Speaker 2: keep seeing something right here walking Maybe I am fuing
Speaker 2: possessed and I'm like, oh my god, is in there?
Speaker 3: You're seeing your own hand?
Speaker 2: Is a zoola your Toto from the movie?
Speaker 3: What movie?
Speaker 2: From the fucking Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: That's what your dress does? Right now? You said, my
Speaker 2: name is dors No.
Speaker 3: I'm Pearl from uh.
Speaker 2: That was midnight you have midnight games.
Speaker 3: I'm Pearl from squid Game. No polish Pearl from squid fun.
Speaker 2: Can I polish your pearl?
Speaker 3: It's cool that we planned.
Speaker 4: I know. I'm going through all of my notes trying
Speaker 4: to find something. Maybe we talk.
Speaker 2: About scary stories, like some spooky scary stories.
Speaker 3: I don't have scary stories. I'm not even kidding. I like,
Speaker 3: literally don't. My life is like, well, the scariest part
Speaker 3: of my life is the the decisions I make and
Speaker 3: then having to face the consequences of them.
Speaker 2: Damn uh. Yeah, we have the median here. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a pretty scary life as a door dash driver.
Speaker 2: It's very hard.
Speaker 3: Okay, you actually have thee DoorDash. Has anything ever bad,
Speaker 3: like bad to you? Ever happened while you've done DoorDash.
Speaker 2: No, just like seeing fans, like delivering the fans and
Speaker 2: then being like, oh, are you like good? But no,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh my god, you just said I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not. They're like it says your name is just
Speaker 2: that here.
Speaker 3: I'm like and you're like what you like?
Speaker 2: I don't care, you see, like they know like I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't make money, you know, like they know like.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's why you have to get on the
Speaker 3: podcast so often. You need just a quick chet.
Speaker 2: Pay me like forty dollars every time I come.
Speaker 4: On the podcast. Yeah, for some special effects make up.
Speaker 3: And if and if the episode gets past three hundred kvws,
Speaker 3: we give him an extra ten dollars extra.
Speaker 2: Ten dollar bill, a crisp ten dollars bill for your birthday. Sweet.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about how bad we've been with making
Speaker 3: music and but we can't because then we would have
Speaker 3: to show one of the songs. I feel like there's
Speaker 3: a clip we can show, like the earthquake.
Speaker 4: Just know, yeahs shaking my ass.
Speaker 3: Josie, you were actually fucking possessed because you're like tweaking out.
Speaker 3: I've never seen the first Exorcist.
Speaker 2: You should see it. It's fun. We saw the Did
Speaker 2: we talk? Did y'all talk about that last week?
Speaker 3: Seeing the Exorcist and second one? Yeah, but you have
Speaker 3: to talk about the fact that there was stink all
Speaker 3: over you. What do you mean because what didn't it
Speaker 3: leak on you?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2: When I was seeing it, I was I was sitting
Speaker 2: right there and there was like because they do the
Speaker 2: water missed stuff, but there was like a leak in
Speaker 2: front of me. So I just kept seeing this like
Speaker 2: solid water stream come down right in front of me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh damn, like because I was
Speaker 2: wearing my nice shoes and everything, and it was nasty.
Speaker 2: It was gross. Your little get up, yeah, my little
Speaker 2: get up.
Speaker 3: We gotta get you some more clothes.
Speaker 2: I have enough clothes. You have to all look the
Speaker 2: same at this point. Like I used to be like
Speaker 2: fuck that, I'm never buying clothes, Like I've got like
Speaker 2: my two outfits I'm good. But now it's like kind
Speaker 2: of by choice. I like find a shirt and a
Speaker 2: pair of pants that I like, and I wear it
Speaker 2: for a month.
Speaker 3: Remember your though, Remember Josie diaper butt era?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I just didn't understand yet and my ass
Speaker 2: hadn't really filled out yet because I like was seven.
Speaker 4: You were doing sixteen squads.
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing squads. Yeah, but now it's like if
Speaker 2: I'm in the club, I'm definitely getting people grow me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: I bragged about that if you were going to start
Speaker 3: a business, what business would you start? Like I'm not
Speaker 3: even kidding, like what like.
Speaker 2: If you had probably the sake? You remember the sake?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: So when we were on field trip, we did that
Speaker 2: Shark Tank episode and my invention was a sake, which
Speaker 2: I like actually believe in that. Like, did we upload
Speaker 2: the Shark Tank episode?
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 2: That was the one where we were locked in the place.
Speaker 2: We almost didn't upload that.
Speaker 3: Episode though, Should we talk about that?
Speaker 2: PREDICTA, I don't want to upload it because but you
Speaker 2: hadn't seen it yet. It was just based on like
Speaker 2: what we had done that day, Like did it We
Speaker 2: didn't feel good about it. We weren't that involved in
Speaker 2: like doing like planning all the ship for that episode,
Speaker 2: and we didn't feel good about it. But then once
Speaker 2: the edit came through, it was like, Okay, this is crazy, this.
Speaker 4: Is crazy because so freak out of it.
Speaker 2: It was like, dude, like that day, it genuinely felt
Speaker 2: like we were in there for like two weeks.
Speaker 4: It was hell on earth. It's like actually like being
Speaker 4: trapped in a box.
Speaker 2: It was like being trapped in a closet, Yeah, like
Speaker 2: a glass closet.
Speaker 4: Should we talk about how ketamine is a club drug?
Speaker 2: Now have you done Kennymy? No, have you done ketemy?
Speaker 4: I'm like terrified of it. Like literally, I think ketamine
Speaker 4: is the new devil. And I don't know how people
Speaker 4: have fun with that shit, like literally the cat rats
Speaker 4: of New York, like come on now, like figure your
Speaker 4: shit out, because like that is not a fun drug.
Speaker 2: I would not do it because I mean, what does
Speaker 2: it do to you?
Speaker 4: Like it just like detaches your mind from your body,
Speaker 4: so like you like dissociate, but like on another plane
Speaker 4: of existence.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the point of like taking drugs that
Speaker 3: are like downers like that, like things that like literally
Speaker 3: just like put you to sleep, like take melitone and
Speaker 3: fucking go lay down and go to bed.
Speaker 4: It makes you know, It's like I think it comes
Speaker 4: from like the euphoria.
Speaker 3: Like do you get like a spike of euphoria from it?
Speaker 4: Well, that's not a downer, it's.
Speaker 2: Oh can you fall into the whole?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Marshmallows. You remember when he who will not be
Speaker 4: named like walked into the elevator at like a YouTube
Speaker 4: convention and like saw me and ya in the elevator
Speaker 4: and was like.
Speaker 3: David Dobrick, I don't give a fuck to say his name.
Speaker 4: You're freak what y'all are on fucking ketamine right now
Speaker 4: or something? And we were like, it's like, no, the weirdo.
Speaker 2: His last name is Tobac.
Speaker 4: You're on ketamine right now And we were like no,
Speaker 4: and he was like, oh, that ship's lit, like you
Speaker 4: turned your feet into marshmallows and we were like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: like what the hell.
Speaker 3: We literally haven't said anything to him. He is fucking weird.
Speaker 4: And he had that damn camera in his hand like literally,
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I swear to God, Like vloggers
Speaker 4: like that the hand like their hand has like been
Speaker 4: mutated and evolved a whole cameras because like if you
Speaker 4: hold a big ass dsl are out like that, ship's
Speaker 4: like heavi as fuck like they you know that one
Speaker 4: like dude that held his hand up in the air
Speaker 4: for like the one not none but like whatever, the
Speaker 4: nun equivalent with the shaved heads and like Buddhist cultures
Speaker 4: monk monk, he held his hand up in the air
Speaker 4: like this. That's like in America the equivalent to that.
Speaker 4: Bloggers like because they're bravest fuck like speaking of them,
Speaker 4: they take like vows of silence.
Speaker 2: Would you do? How long do you guys think you
Speaker 2: would last in any Americans? I think I probably would last,
Speaker 2: but yeah, maybe no, I could I could actually do good.
Speaker 4: I think I could actually like stay silent.
Speaker 3: Well, am I like in a room alone? Or are
Speaker 3: there are people around me?
Speaker 2: You're alone but you're having to deal with people? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're just living life like regularly.
Speaker 4: But I think I could do it because like when
Speaker 4: I really like, am down tremendously bad, I already am
Speaker 4: just silent.
Speaker 2: Yeahs Gandhi was sneaking food. I'm sorry he was. They
Speaker 2: told me he didn't eat for two months.
Speaker 3: They told me, why did you bring that up?
Speaker 2: Just because like I think about it a lot genuinely,
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, yeah, you're telling me he didn't drink
Speaker 2: water or eat food for months on end.
Speaker 3: Okay, but if mister did it, you would fucking believe it.
Speaker 2: No. Maybe, but that's like now, that was like in
Speaker 2: the fucking eighteen hundreds or something, right, I don't know
Speaker 2: when he's from, but he was definitely eating. Oh since
Speaker 2: he ate, like they like found a bunch of pizza
Speaker 2: boxes like under his bed.
Speaker 3: That the fuck?
Speaker 4: Uh did John know? The seventy two emojis can correlate
Speaker 4: directly with the seventy two seals of Solomon, So basically
Speaker 4: solemn emojis are demonic. Yeah, like literally there's more than
Speaker 4: seventy two. No, no, no, the first seventy two and then the.
Speaker 2: Differently seventy two at the beginning.
Speaker 4: The last five Siedewels and emojis they correlate where it's
Speaker 4: like school, ghost, robot, alien boom or something like that.
Speaker 4: So basically it's like predicting that like sooner than later
Speaker 4: we're gonna like become we're all gonna die and upload
Speaker 4: ourselves into the cloud. And become like cyborg robots and
Speaker 4: then like we're gonna be controlled by Solomon.
Speaker 2: Who's Solomon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who like the devil? Oh the devil, Like he's a demon,
Speaker 4: not the devil, Oh Solomon. Yeah. And that's the tea
Speaker 4: with the Solomon sneakers is they're also evil.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And also listen to this the new
Speaker 2: joon butajuice logo. I actually recognized this recently. If you
Speaker 2: turn it on its side, I'm not joking, you can
Speaker 2: look us up. And they changed it for what reason
Speaker 2: I don't know. It literally is six sixty six.
Speaker 3: You have to just turn it on this we got
Speaker 3: into last it had four sixes on the end of
Speaker 3: the license plate.
Speaker 2: I really didn't honestly didn't want to get in the card.
Speaker 4: I should we do a Ouiji board?
Speaker 2: Fuck no, bro, Josiah, I will do that. Like you,
Speaker 2: I don't believe that my name is from the Bible,
Speaker 2: Like I'm with God till the day I fucking died
Speaker 2: you the truth, I like recorded that. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm doing the Exorcist. She was like really, and I
Speaker 2: was like yeah. I didn't want to do like the
Speaker 2: cross on my head though.
Speaker 4: Because I wouldn't even fuck with that ship. Do you
Speaker 4: remember the field.
Speaker 2: What the cross?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I know, but like my mom would be like,
Speaker 2: get a story, you're going to hell.
Speaker 4: No, it's giving like a Playboy CARDI yeah, But do
Speaker 4: you all remember when we recorded that field trip pilot
Speaker 4: where the house was haunted and we did a GI
Speaker 4: board and Josiah ran and hid in another room. I did.
Speaker 2: Actually, let's tell that story real quick, because what really Okay,
Speaker 2: it was me, Drew, Oriyan Josh, I think that was
Speaker 2: who was in here and you went to go take
Speaker 2: a ship. She was blowing something up. I don't fucking
Speaker 2: know if you were in the bathroom we were trying
Speaker 2: to do it. Josh kept moving. I know it was
Speaker 2: fucking Josh or was it you? I wasn't putting my hands.
Speaker 4: On it wasn't me.
Speaker 2: I refuse to put my hands after he just.
Speaker 4: Liked, no, I genuinely don't remember this story. I felt
Speaker 4: like it was Josh, it was me O.
Speaker 2: Ryan was like put her hands on it because she's
Speaker 2: super serious.
Speaker 3: Ryan.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was because she started laughing, crying,
Speaker 2: like freaked out because she really thought it was moving.
Speaker 2: And then well.
Speaker 4: That's the whole point of like Ouiji boards is like,
Speaker 4: you know, the juju guy gets it and like makes
Speaker 4: you laugh and cry.
Speaker 2: That's why the.
Speaker 4: Is the ju Juju, the demon juju j u j
Speaker 4: That's true. And there's Juju and Bobo and those are
Speaker 4: the ones. Those are the ones that like infect you
Speaker 4: and make you laugh.
Speaker 3: You'll say that in my life.
Speaker 2: Dude, fun that and I didn't. And what happened next
Speaker 2: is Enya has a home pot on this side of
Speaker 2: the house. The living room's right here. She's in the
Speaker 2: bathroom on the other side of the house. So we're
Speaker 2: not even thinking anything of it. Right after, like we
Speaker 2: all like they all take their hands off of it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's kind of like freaked out, like I guess just
Speaker 2: Oryan and me probably, Andya plays a fucking knocking sound
Speaker 2: on the whole pod and I genuinely sat there for
Speaker 2: a moment and was like damn, like I'm fucked no,
Speaker 2: it was the rest of my life. It was really
Speaker 2: really scary, and my mom's gonna be so pissed.
Speaker 4: And then when we fucking went to Big Bear, and
Speaker 4: like we were already spooked out. It was the first
Speaker 4: time we all went up into the mountains together and
Speaker 4: like Orian thought it was so fucking funny to like
Speaker 4: scare the ship out of all of us, and like
Speaker 4: it literally was just like so scary. I was like
Speaker 4: shitting fucking bricks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. You know what's a funny scary story
Speaker 3: is a big sir. This last trip, me and Ryan
Speaker 3: got these motherfuckers so good. We we got this airbnb
Speaker 3: when we scared, y'all.
Speaker 4: Was so mad. I wasn't pissed. I was just scared.
Speaker 4: I was like, literally, please fucking tell me if it
Speaker 4: was y'all or not, because I need to know if
Speaker 4: I need to like ready up to fight. Like I
Speaker 4: was like I had my twitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me explain this. So just like big cabin
Speaker 3: in the middle of nowhere, Like we left really late.
Speaker 3: We didn't get to the property until like three am.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't like you just drive into a driveway.
Speaker 3: It had like really intense directions to go through this
Speaker 3: whole property to get there. I'm driving, I'm really anxious
Speaker 3: and so tired, and everybody had fallen asleep except me
Speaker 3: and Josie. And we're pulling up and at like Drew
Speaker 3: and Orion start waking up and like the directions are
Speaker 3: super unclear because it's so fucking dark. There's like no
Speaker 3: light pollution over there, so it's literally pitch dark driving
Speaker 3: through these fucking roads. It's also like kind of on
Speaker 3: a cliff, like we're just going around. It takes us
Speaker 3: an hour to get to the airbnb, and within that hour,
Speaker 3: like we kept landing at other houses on the property
Speaker 3: and literally thinking we were gonna get killed. But thankfully
Speaker 3: the owner came out and like saw us and like
Speaker 3: guided us to the house. We get to the house,
Speaker 3: we go in and it's like two homes and me
Speaker 3: and Orian take one and they take the other. It's
Speaker 3: like two like like smaller like houses like situations. So
Speaker 3: we get one, they get one. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but like I'm trying to remember why we decided to
Speaker 3: scare them, Like.
Speaker 2: We all like high or something. No, there was no way, yeah,
Speaker 2: because it was like four am.
Speaker 3: Yeah at that point, it was like really late, so
Speaker 3: we weren't high. We were just like bored. And Oriyan's
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna throw something at their window, and I
Speaker 3: was like okay. So she gets up and she throws
Speaker 3: like a pebble at the window, and like we can
Speaker 3: because we can hear them through the walls talking and
Speaker 3: we heard y'all.
Speaker 2: The reason why y'all started doing it is because me
Speaker 2: and Drew were photo shopping photos of our window with
Speaker 2: like I, So me and Drew started it.
Speaker 4: We started it and we were.
Speaker 2: Sending photos something like oh my god, like look outside
Speaker 2: the window, and I made it like super faint so
Speaker 2: you could kind of see like a silhouette outside our window.
Speaker 2: But before y'all or ran through the thing, there was
Speaker 2: like there's like critters like all like in the roof
Speaker 2: because it's like an old ass house, and it was
Speaker 2: like this noise, like we kept hearing and we were like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is that? Like that's it because it
Speaker 2: sounded like someone tapping on.
Speaker 4: Our window like with their fingernails.
Speaker 2: Though that was you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was scared of. That's what I
Speaker 4: was scared of me up doing that.
Speaker 3: At first, she threw something and then she crawled out
Speaker 3: of the room and went to y'all's window and was
Speaker 3: like going like this on it and tapping on it
Speaker 3: and ran back inside, and y'all face timed her and
Speaker 3: I acted like I was sleeping, so she y'all called
Speaker 3: and yeah, she was laughing and I was like what.
Speaker 3: And I was like I just came back from being
Speaker 3: like I like I I just woke up, Like what.
Speaker 3: And then they were like, stop fucking with us, like
Speaker 3: stop fucking with us, and we were like, no, I'm
Speaker 3: being dead ass bitch. It's so fucking scary out there.
Speaker 3: Why would we go out there to scare you? Like,
Speaker 3: we're not going out there to scare you. And we
Speaker 3: dragged it on for like twenty minutes, and like they
Speaker 3: were getting so freaked out, and they kept begging us
Speaker 3: to tell the truth, and all night we didn't tell
Speaker 3: the truth. I think we told you all the truth
Speaker 3: until like two nights later.
Speaker 4: I think it was the scariest part of it was
Speaker 4: literally the next day I was like just packing my
Speaker 4: getting ready to go and just like cleaning up and
Speaker 4: I hear that fucking sound again. And then I realized
Speaker 4: what it was the first thing we heard and that
Speaker 4: we kept hearing as we were falling asleep after we
Speaker 4: realized it was them, because it happened way more after
Speaker 4: we realized like, oh, they're just fucking with us. Was
Speaker 4: there was like nesting birds in the side of the buildings,
Speaker 4: so like these birds were like flapping their wings and
Speaker 4: cleaning themselves and making their nests up there. It was
Speaker 4: like so like sketchy like it was. It scared the
Speaker 4: shit out of me. Even like the.
Speaker 3: Next day, Oh fuck, I wish wait. I think I
Speaker 3: want to see if I have any videos of me
Speaker 3: and O Ryan laughing but like me were dying.
Speaker 2: I thought I was close to death for a second,
Speaker 2: but I thought I was like, Bro, there's no fucking
Speaker 2: way on earth that Oryan is not buying this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, literally she does that shit. Literally anytime we go somewhere.
Speaker 2: Ryan loves scaring.
Speaker 4: She scared.
Speaker 3: Like have a video of her like going to find
Speaker 3: a rock to throw at y'all's window.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because also I remember after that big thud like
Speaker 2: hearing like y'all's door shut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah we heard you'll like scurry away yeah ew.
Speaker 2: Me Like like that's what we need, is like going
Speaker 2: on trips and having fun like kids, Like that's what
Speaker 2: a lot more people need, is like go out and
Speaker 2: heal your inner child, like go and the older man like.
Speaker 3: Whoa, You're feel like it's a joke, but it literally
Speaker 3: is so like true because we I think about how
Speaker 3: we played hide and Seek and Big Bear and ship
Speaker 3: like that is so fucking.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite videos of all time is me
Speaker 4: hiding in between like the shower curves, like the two
Speaker 4: shower curtains, the one that goes in the tub and
Speaker 4: the one on the side of the tub, and like
Speaker 4: me hiding in there, and I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 4: is like one of the best spots ever. And then
Speaker 4: Josh finding me, and I have like a video of
Speaker 4: Josh like opening them up really quick, and it's just
Speaker 4: so cute because he's like smiling so big, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: find it. I was trying to make it as smile
Speaker 4: as puzzles so you wouldn't hit us that.
Speaker 2: Like, actually playing hide and seek is so fun. And
Speaker 2: if you have a large house, because that's the thing is,
Speaker 2: we never can because like no one we know except
Speaker 2: maybe like Lucas has like kind of a bigger house.
Speaker 2: But even with Luca's the house, it's not that good
Speaker 2: to hide. And we've tried to play hide and Seek
Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, house play hide and Seek or body's
Speaker 2: Body's bodies.
Speaker 4: One of our friends recently, it was like one of
Speaker 4: our friends recently was like, oh, we want to start
Speaker 4: like a Hide and Go Seek league in LA and
Speaker 4: just like get a bunch of people to get like
Speaker 4: a giant mansion and like you spend like fifty bucks
Speaker 4: each to throw down.
Speaker 3: And it's like a twenty three twenty four.
Speaker 4: We should literally do that, doesn't it sound?
Speaker 3: And then I can like make punch for everybody, but like, ah,
Speaker 3: put LSD. Yeah, put like a gnarly psychedelic and so
Speaker 3: everybody freaks out gets scared.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you did that, I'm not kidding. I would
Speaker 2: probably put a fucking bullet in your head. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but like that's not cool. I mean literally
Speaker 2: like LSD two people that screwed up, Like.
Speaker 3: I would just do it to you.
Speaker 4: So it was growing up. When I was growing up,
Speaker 4: we literally like would play like laced blunt Roulette, Like
Speaker 4: I would lace everyone's blunts and there was a blunt
Speaker 4: had a bunch of and you would smoke it. Actually
Speaker 4: and people three people had psychotic breaks and like never returned.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and you're proud of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun as fuck. They knew what they
Speaker 4: were getting into. That's actually they did, and I was
Speaker 4: just doing it behind their backs. But oh my god,
Speaker 4: it was like a fun game.
Speaker 3: That I might face like legal like consequences. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like it's like really not.
Speaker 4: It is just so boring. Like anytime I've ever just
Speaker 4: dripped LSD into someone's like sleeping mouth and they've woken
Speaker 4: up in like a full blown like LSD trip, they
Speaker 4: like spa, it's not.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: I mean it was like I was asleep and you
Speaker 3: like dripped like LSD or something into my mouth. Would
Speaker 3: I wake up? Or would I literally just have the
Speaker 3: crazy stream on my goddamn line.
Speaker 4: I just know that like trying to sleep on LSD
Speaker 4: is like literally impossible, Like you cannot sleep on it.
Speaker 2: Do an experiment like that?
Speaker 3: Are you sleeping over tonight?
Speaker 4: Fuck?
Speaker 2: No, okay not after what you guys just said. I
Speaker 2: woke you up this morning with my finger in her butt?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was the second This.
Speaker 2: What a good way to third to day. You don't
Speaker 2: eat coffee anymore? Oh, we should talk about it.
Speaker 3: I could survive my my silence if you don't give
Speaker 3: me my coffee, then I could be silent, But I
Speaker 3: guess then I would be angry if that's how the
Speaker 3: joke goes.
Speaker 4: And I went, well, we should talk about how Josiah
Speaker 4: literally like Josiah sleeps in my bed ye and we
Speaker 4: like he like it's a vibe, but like it's more
Speaker 4: because I like a warm body next to me, and
Speaker 4: he's just like something I pass around and like, pas,
Speaker 4: that's all you are to me, is a warm body.
Speaker 3: If you slept in my bed, I would make you
Speaker 3: feel pleasures beyond your wildest imagination.
Speaker 2: I don't want that for me, okay.
Speaker 4: But Josiah every once in a while, once every like
Speaker 4: three months, will like become like violently cuddly with me,
Speaker 4: like to the point where he just like forgets that
Speaker 4: it's me and like it's just like a body. And
Speaker 4: then like he'll like get on me, and I'll like
Speaker 4: be like, yo, Josiah, like get off of me, Get
Speaker 4: off of me, and then he'll get back on me.
Speaker 4: Like ten minutes later, I'm like, yo, Josiah, get a
Speaker 4: fuck off of me. And then he'll get back on me,
Speaker 4: and I'll push him off and be like, yo, you're
Speaker 4: tweaking the fuck out, like literally, like I have to
Speaker 4: like kick his legs and ship. But like this last
Speaker 4: time he like was wiling the fuck out and it
Speaker 4: was like he like had his legs over the top
Speaker 4: of me and like was like had his arm over me,
Speaker 4: And for a moment, I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: let him stay like that.
Speaker 3: I've done that to Oan a handful of times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like thinking for somebody who I was like romantic with because.
Speaker 2: My brain is just did that. Yeah, And I did
Speaker 2: it to Lucas so bad that I put my sausage
Speaker 2: like on him. Do you know that? Oh yeah, I know, yeah, Like.
Speaker 3: The word got round about that.
Speaker 2: It was really rough and it happened twice, but you
Speaker 2: know it happened also Christian also did that to him,
Speaker 2: So it's not just me. And Grace, her his own girlfriend,
Speaker 2: said to me. She was like, well, like when he's asleep,
Speaker 2: he like, you know, kind of rams his button to
Speaker 2: me a lot. So she was like it really could
Speaker 2: be that, like he like inches towards you. So dude,
Speaker 2: it's not just me because also it happened with another person,
Speaker 2: Like did that to him?
Speaker 4: Bro, how could you let your best bro creciate your sister.
Speaker 2: Bro that, Like, I honestly don't know what switched to
Speaker 2: my brain. It really was the Fiona Apple album where
Speaker 2: I was just like they like need to be together. Bro, Like,
Speaker 2: I can't play god like that.
Speaker 4: So it was.
Speaker 2: I listened to it that night. In the day after
Speaker 2: I literally like called, uh, all right. I talked to
Speaker 2: Grace and I was like, I think you guys should
Speaker 2: get back together. And she was like, okay, well you
Speaker 2: gotta go fucking talk to him, and I did.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: That album ended my relationship, so I.
Speaker 2: Know in a relationship sprouted from it though.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, so many things on and off.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're lucky, sleep in your bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, squirt so hard you'll fucking die.
Speaker 4: I literally thought this was a real fucking foot just now.
Speaker 4: That like scared the ship.
Speaker 2: Out of me.
Speaker 4: How the fuck did.
Speaker 2: You get your leg really flexible?
Speaker 4: Okay, let's do a spooky question. How do you want
Speaker 4: to die? You're always like I want to drown?
Speaker 3: No, okay, so no, no, no, no, let me clarify. When
Speaker 3: I was a kid, I really wanted to drown because
Speaker 3: if you don't know, I love water. I love swimming.
Speaker 3: If I see a body of water, I will get
Speaker 3: in it. And I've always been like that since I
Speaker 3: was a kid, and I was really.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, the fuck are you? I'm sorry, but no go.
Speaker 3: Why would that be a lie?
Speaker 2: Like disclaimer, lie, I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna keep interrupting me? I'm good because we
Speaker 3: can take this off camera.
Speaker 2: And you like to swim in the body of water,
Speaker 2: Keep going, Annie.
Speaker 4: Annie, brain eating ambas.
Speaker 3: But I used to really want to drown when I
Speaker 3: was a kid, and then as I grew up, I
Speaker 3: obviously realized that is one of the most excruciating ways
Speaker 3: to die, and it would be terror. So my theory
Speaker 3: is I will not be dying by accident, and I
Speaker 3: will be not be dying by the hands of somebody else.
Speaker 3: I will have a natural death, or I will kill myself,
Speaker 3: like I literally if I was in a situation where
Speaker 3: I felt like somebody had the upper handed was about
Speaker 3: to kill me. But I have to kill myself because
Speaker 3: I'm not letting you have the pleasure of it, like
Speaker 3: you're not getting that from me, because I am very subborn.
Speaker 3: And I will get my lick, like if I don't
Speaker 3: even need the lick back, if the lick will be
Speaker 3: had on me, I will be licking first and I
Speaker 3: will not be got like oh your mama's vagina. I
Speaker 3: always get that first lick in it's like it's like
Speaker 3: it's you taste taste test.
Speaker 2: Like your mama is so rich because Red Lobster sources
Speaker 2: all their crabs. She's like wholesale, like she.
Speaker 4: Just when I when I look at your mom's pubes
Speaker 4: under a microscope, I see the beach because there's crabs everywhere.
Speaker 4: Sandy and Sandy, Sandy.
Speaker 2: Gash, Sandy gash. You imagine, like imagine you're like, you know,
Speaker 2: doing that with somebody and you like they have like
Speaker 2: a cur.
Speaker 4: Do you want to die? How do you get a
Speaker 4: huge gash?
Speaker 2: Like open wound? I also am the same way. I'm like, okay, copy, No,
Speaker 2: I've talked about this a lot like original bro like,
Speaker 2: but no, it really is like there's a documentation, Hey
Speaker 2: tomorrow you're gonna die, Like this person's gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: I would be like, oh, then I'm killing myself tonight,
Speaker 2: like it's no question to me. It really is like
Speaker 2: I don't want that to be like, oh, yeah, he
Speaker 2: got killed by somebody, Like No, I wanted to be
Speaker 2: like he killed himself, isn't that.
Speaker 3: I want to Yeah, if like a murder is coming
Speaker 3: after me, I wanted to be so embarrassing because the
Speaker 3: murder is still gonna get like charged with like attempted murderer,
Speaker 3: but I killed myself and then he's gonna have to
Speaker 3: go to court and be like, oh my god, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I was gonna kill her, but she killed herself. I
Speaker 3: didn't kill her, and it's gonna be so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: But probably hanging is I've always been drying.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's such a don't It's like a
Speaker 2: man thing. I don't know why, it just is.
Speaker 4: It is like a comedian thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just that's how I feel like it would
Speaker 2: be best. It'd be real funny too.
Speaker 4: Like it would be awful, but like it might turn.
Speaker 3: Everywhere.
Speaker 2: I would be like the potato from the potato flu
Speaker 2: or in my room vine if.
Speaker 4: I die, I'm I'm saying a cave exploration accident. Like
Speaker 4: I want to be trapped in a cave and like
Speaker 4: with three other people and have to like explore our
Speaker 4: way out and if there is not a way out,
Speaker 4: then just like die in the cave.
Speaker 3: That's like awful. There's like so much fear and panic
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm addicted to fear and.
Speaker 2: I'm addicted to Hi. Hold up, you know, what you need.
Speaker 3: To do because you wanted to do it. Show us
Speaker 3: some of the people you find a talctive because that's
Speaker 3: what you were gonna do. You're gonna like look people
Speaker 3: up and find show us who you That's what you
Speaker 3: should do. Look up your weirdest person who you're talking to.
Speaker 3: And I need to see it. I already John.
Speaker 4: Classic, like.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous you talking about.
Speaker 3: Like recently, he's a huge still, he's.
Speaker 2: Got a great face. Everybody loves him. I guess that's
Speaker 2: not that weird. Like Steve Buscemi would be a little
Speaker 2: more niche.
Speaker 3: I think, like, no, Steve Shemy in the movie ghost World.
Speaker 2: Though when he was younger he was pretty good looking.
Speaker 3: And yeah when he was younger he was pretty like hot.
Speaker 4: Sandler is one of mine.
Speaker 3: That's like not that crazy to me though.
Speaker 4: Mine is Murray bart Let.
Speaker 3: Let me say, who's that?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like gorgeous, he's papa. Yeah, no, he's like hot.
Speaker 2: I like Michelle Pfeiffer, I think actually gorgeous. And Meg Ryan.
Speaker 4: Oh you know who one of mine is is Nick Offerman.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, from Parctic Americans.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's sexy.
Speaker 2: Boots the fough. Don't scare mombastic side eye creaming all
Speaker 2: over your side eyeing.
Speaker 3: No, I guess I don't know. We don't have I
Speaker 3: don't I act, now that I think of it, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I have anybody who I like to
Speaker 3: the to the general Mark Duplas.
Speaker 2: Who from Creep and The Morning.
Speaker 3: Show, Bitch, get the get a light.
Speaker 2: I think it's just because he's so lit, Like he's
Speaker 2: so lit and funny and.
Speaker 3: Like, actually, you know what, I immediately take that back.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying when he has a beard, like,
Speaker 4: that's what I said last night.
Speaker 2: A frontal in the second movie.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see that. I literally don't want
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 4: You need to see it. He shows to that picture tonight.
Speaker 3: Actually, I am. That's like, I don't want to say that,
Speaker 3: but I'll say and then we can bleep it out.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah, take a.
Speaker 2: Let me change that tonight.
Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna change it for you and put it
Speaker 3: right on your buttthole and shake you around the house.
Speaker 2: Around the house.
Speaker 4: Fix you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna super glue my rose toy to your whole.
Speaker 4: I can fix that.
Speaker 2: I want to do a Rose Toy brand deal. Please,
Speaker 2: I think you can get that they want. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: the thing is, they don't want me. They don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Why, flashing the camera your freaking balls.
Speaker 2: They don't want me, Chris Cross, Apple.
Speaker 3: Sauce, Josey, I'm not kidding. Your fucking bold is gonna
Speaker 3: be showing. I'm not kidding. Like, I know, we talked
Speaker 3: about naked attraction last time when we were like doing
Speaker 3: this literally.
Speaker 2: And do you think you do well?
Speaker 3: You know what the thing is, I don't think I
Speaker 3: would do that well.
Speaker 2: I think you do well, like I don't know I've.
Speaker 3: Seen you do wells Oh my god, thank you?
Speaker 2: Sure? Do you think you would do well? Yes?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 4: I think you immediately. No, I'm too like nasty and
Speaker 4: twinky and skinny, like it wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: I see the scrawny guys.
Speaker 4: Winning voted out every single You're too skinny both. No,
Speaker 4: I don't think I've literally never seen one win.
Speaker 3: Oh I saw one win the other day that I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 2: The one that was giving like mac Miller vibes. No, No,
Speaker 2: he was the one picking. He was a dime though.
Speaker 2: He was like so cool, you know, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: who you're talking about, he was like, and then when
Speaker 2: he walked out at the end, it's like huge, like.
Speaker 3: Huge, No, we might be talking about someone else, because
Speaker 3: it was pretty.
Speaker 2: It was pretty big. It was me and Sabena watching it.
Speaker 3: You're well, we all will have to look back at
Speaker 3: the clips. We'll have to roll the footage back.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would do well in there. That's
Speaker 2: just yeah, no one's gonna contest it. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 3: It's I mean, if you go dressed like this, I
Speaker 3: think so it's drry.
Speaker 4: My grandma's gonna die soon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's awful. Do you want me to
Speaker 2: come visit her?
Speaker 4: Like this?
Speaker 2: Process scared enough be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, Josie. Yeah, actually that's a lot.
Speaker 3: I think I would do pretty well on naked Attraction.
Speaker 3: I think I would at least make it to uh
Speaker 3: the faces, and then once it's the faces.
Speaker 4: Face card decline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be like, oh, put it down.
Speaker 4: Everything, Oh, she's a butterface, everything but her face.
Speaker 3: I never knew that's what that meant. Really, No. I
Speaker 3: thought it just meant like greasy, like but like I
Speaker 3: literally that's what I thought it.
Speaker 4: Was, Oh, she's got a Domino's pizza face. It's like
Speaker 4: like greasy garlic.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think if it was a man choosing, I
Speaker 3: would lose. If it was a woman choosing, I would
Speaker 3: win a naked attract Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait what the fuck did you just say?
Speaker 2: You said if it was a man choosing, you would win.
Speaker 3: No, I would lose.
Speaker 2: And it was like what.
Speaker 4: Blood blood, blood prints on the ceiling. Sorry that was me.
Speaker 3: Well she had our period and then we didn't have
Speaker 3: any tampons, so yeah, duh. The New Exorcist to me
Speaker 3: was okay, just saying you don't feel like they did
Speaker 3: a good representation of your story.
Speaker 2: Hell no, I'm on Exorcist, bro, what the are you
Speaker 2: talking about? I am scary?
Speaker 3: Sorry you guys, Look, do you know her?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 3: Do you know the Exorcist girl?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I know an. That's actually really fucked up to ask,
Speaker 4: like other demons if they know other demons, Like they
Speaker 4: don't all.
Speaker 3: Know each other, bro, Like I just would assume you
Speaker 3: guys probably like live in the same like areas and stuff.
Speaker 2: Hell no, they live in Hell. Well let me tell you, guys,
Speaker 2: this is the big place. Okay, Hell is actually so
Speaker 2: lit and really cheap, rent a lot cheaper than LA.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 4: Crazy it's dragging me through the fucking mud, y'all. Okay, well,
Speaker 4: I will say this isn't my story to tell, but
Speaker 4: I just wanted to say this. Something spooky. He really
Speaker 4: did happen last night, Like really really fucking spooky.
Speaker 3: Na Let y'all can have that to tell that.
Speaker 2: But because I don't even know. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 2: know what his vibe is on it. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: thinking that too.
Speaker 4: Just know I had to run because they scared me,
Speaker 4: not because anything happened to me. Drew ran for his
Speaker 4: life and drenched a lot of trauma from a lot
Speaker 4: of trauma from.
Speaker 2: The break in. Can I admit something to you?
Speaker 4: No, that was me?
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 4: You're like the eighth person that has said that to me.
Speaker 4: His fucking nasty pubes. They're seared into my brain forever.
Speaker 2: They're still in that shower. No, there probably are no
Speaker 2: one uses that shower.
Speaker 4: No, ever since the break in, it's been like two
Speaker 4: three years, Like that shower has not been touched.
Speaker 2: And I mean even before that was it ever used.
Speaker 3: I like also just moved in. Yeah, the reason there
Speaker 3: was a razor and that what was in there is
Speaker 3: because I had used it and I had to I
Speaker 3: had to get through that week. Bush.
Speaker 2: I would love to see that. Oh, let's celebrate each
Speaker 2: other's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Boy Fortnite map coming out.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah that is true. Wait when in like weeks,
Speaker 2: I think, oh, it's the o G map, like o
Speaker 2: G map, which.
Speaker 3: Is I don't even know what that looks like, like.
Speaker 2: Like Tilted Towser, Tomato.
Speaker 4: Town, Pleasant Park, I think, which is that's the that's
Speaker 4: a hot spot to land where you go to like
Speaker 4: get a bunch of fucking kills, Like that's where you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you going to hop back on when they updated?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually so excited. Cars. They're getting ready of
Speaker 2: the cars, it's only going to be like maybe golf
Speaker 2: carts or shopping carts that they used to Oh the
Speaker 2: shopping carts is so the mobility is going to be
Speaker 2: asked from what I've seen, which is fine.
Speaker 3: Shopping carts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they used to have that. You could like hop
Speaker 2: into a shopping cart.
Speaker 4: And roll down a hill really fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was like because I remember when I first
Speaker 2: played it was yeah, probably like twenty eighteen. You were
Speaker 2: like twelve and eighteen. I was seventeen. I knew you,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you did know me. Okay, you invited
Speaker 2: me over a late talk and I was seventeen.
Speaker 4: Oh that they don't know you like I know you
Speaker 4: sit down, they don't know you like.
Speaker 2: But also I wanted to take a quick moment to
Speaker 2: thank everybody because I could. I feel like I said
Speaker 2: thank you but not big enough. You know, are you watching?
Speaker 2: Are you watching something? I was just gonna say something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say thank you, Oh my god, but
Speaker 2: just say it, like, dude, your.
Speaker 3: Phone is like the lottest you unironically did not want
Speaker 3: me and your Josie were in the bathroom like getting
Speaker 3: ready you un ironically.
Speaker 4: I noticed myself doing it, so I turned my phone
Speaker 4: down and then I was.
Speaker 2: The only person I know, maybe like one other person
Speaker 2: who will sit in my car like in the passengers.
Speaker 3: Lot, drive me.
Speaker 2: Deal with it, like I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4: Be like, hey, get off, TikTok.
Speaker 2: But like you're one of the only.
Speaker 4: People I know. Do what else am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Out the window.
Speaker 4: Nasty, fucking gross la where it's just concrete and fucking
Speaker 4: no trees, no rocks, no gravel, nothing, It's just concretely
Speaker 4: like I'm Angelino originally.
Speaker 3: So this Orange County and or whatever the take offense
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Literally, it drives me fucking insane. Like I'll be trying
Speaker 3: to listen to music and drewis sitting in my passenger
Speaker 3: seat watching TikTok's out loud.
Speaker 6: And sometimes it'll be on a day like going to
Speaker 6: or leaving the gym where you have headphones on your
Speaker 6: person but you don't put them on, and he will
Speaker 6: just watch tiktoks and he watches them so fucking loud,
Speaker 6: and it's the worst thing.
Speaker 4: Ever. The people watching relate more to me than they
Speaker 4: relate to you.
Speaker 3: I think you might find that most people.
Speaker 4: Are lit and love Drew Phillips.
Speaker 2: Did we talk about Drew running a red light completely
Speaker 2: with eight people?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I briefly spoke about it. But we went to
Speaker 4: Halloween Horror Nights. If we didn't, and.
Speaker 3: If we didn't, I uh went the Halloween horn Nights.
Speaker 4: If we did it, Oh if they didn't know, sorry,
Speaker 4: but we were. I was driving home, I had my
Speaker 4: car and there was like twenty of us and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, y'all don't have to uber and then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh wait, I miscounted like tragically, like
Speaker 4: two people had to sit in the back of my
Speaker 4: trunk and one person had to sit in the lap
Speaker 4: of another person. And I was just like driving home
Speaker 4: and I was like whipping the pits out of my
Speaker 4: car and it was.
Speaker 3: Like a two minute drive. Yeah, like literally like three minutes.
Speaker 4: It was from Universal like, yeah, it was two minutes.
Speaker 4: While yeah it was crazy, it wasn't crazy, and I'm
Speaker 4: just driving mine of my business and I've literally never
Speaker 4: done this once in my life. But like, I just
Speaker 4: didn't clock that there was a red light in front
Speaker 4: of me, and I just drove through it and literally
Speaker 4: everyone in the car but me noticed and they were
Speaker 4: like and it just ran.
Speaker 2: For a second, and then everyone was like did you
Speaker 2: just did you run that red light?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Like also it was like hella late, it was
Speaker 4: really late, and I was like, yes, I did.
Speaker 3: And then it doesn't help that Drew was so drunk,
Speaker 3: Like it definitely was liked it had.
Speaker 2: I mean, you had like I want to say, like five.
Speaker 4: Drinks then drinks like an hour before I left.
Speaker 3: I literally cannot imagine you drunk anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I haven't seen you're drunken so long, dude, I
Speaker 2: think I like broke my wrists or something, because when
Speaker 2: I like press on my arm, it like hurts. So
Speaker 2: you broke your wrists? Yeah, Like, but after Drew ran
Speaker 2: that red light, everyone kind of noticed, and Drew like
Speaker 2: was just like as that fucking should already laughed and
Speaker 2: they were like you go, yeah, you're like honestly, like
Speaker 2: I can't even be afraid.
Speaker 4: Or scared that that happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: I'm never drinking again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: And also after that, when we finally was just me
Speaker 2: drewing and you're in the car, like we dropped everyone off,
Speaker 2: she was like, dude, I didn't notice that red light,
Speaker 2: and I knew when you said, I was like, there
Speaker 2: is no wage or just like did that for fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like it was, You're like a very cautious driver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very defensive, but I want to clarify I
Speaker 4: did not have anything to drink. I haven't had anything
Speaker 4: to drink and like forever. But the reason why I
Speaker 4: will never drink again, and I feel like this is
Speaker 4: important to say, is because I feel like drinking is
Speaker 4: a very very very slippery slope, except especially for people
Speaker 4: with addictive personalities, and if you can just bite it
Speaker 4: in the ass, if you can just eat the ass
Speaker 4: of the addiction, like before it even starts, I would
Speaker 4: recommend that. Yeah, I because every time the reason I
Speaker 4: stopped was because every time I drank, I would drink
Speaker 4: to fucking blackout. Like it wasn't It wasn't like one
Speaker 4: or two drinks. It wasn't fun. It was never like
Speaker 4: a fucking vibe.
Speaker 2: It was literally just like it tastes how drink can
Speaker 2: I get, like get all this shit down my throat
Speaker 2: sock ad be crazy? Like I don't enjoy drinking it.
Speaker 2: So to me, I I'm not gonna get fucked a.
Speaker 4: Good night out like binging Like eight drinks in the
Speaker 4: span of like three hours is like fun every now
Speaker 4: and then every four months. But like we were, the
Speaker 4: amount of times we were drinking, it was just like
Speaker 4: unhealthy and it very easily could have became a problem tour.
Speaker 2: I literally become an alcoholic on tour. I'm sorry I do.
Speaker 2: It's so goddamn boring.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like every musician I know goes on
Speaker 3: tour and.
Speaker 2: They like never go on stage drunk. Fuck that fuck
Speaker 2: No nobody. I get free drinks. We get free drinks
Speaker 2: wherever we go. And after the show, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't get it. I'll get a bic eliminad.
Speaker 4: Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My issue was that I like, I can't say no
Speaker 3: to somebody else.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I'm really.
Speaker 3: Bad with like anytime anybody on the planet could be like,
Speaker 3: do you want to drink?
Speaker 4: And I'm like yeah, if it's an open bar. Also,
Speaker 4: it sucks because like as like a beautiful person, like
Speaker 4: essentially the beauty standard, like borderline ten out of ten
Speaker 4: PSL God order, and like really really like attractive like
Speaker 4: the beauty standard period. Like for a minute, it's just
Speaker 4: hard when people like the people flock to give me drinks.
Speaker 4: They want to give you me. Yes, bit, what am
Speaker 4: I talking about? Look at me?
Speaker 2: No notice me doing giving body.
Speaker 3: Body?
Speaker 2: Look around the room, off my gra Hello, give us
Speaker 2: some girl, give us some arty girl.
Speaker 3: My name is Dorthy and I just want to some money.
Speaker 2: My name is Oh. Are we gonna sleep that out?
Speaker 3: Wow? You're over?
Speaker 4: Wow, that literally just happened. I can't believe that just happened.
Speaker 4: Look around the room.
Speaker 2: I think it's really just like I'll drink. I'll probably
Speaker 2: drink so much that.
Speaker 4: Till I'm drunk, smoke till I'm high.
Speaker 2: I probably drink check chocol my throat. What I'll probably
Speaker 2: drink chocol my throat.
Speaker 4: Drink Chuggle on your throat.
Speaker 2: I said, I drink. Wait, drink Chuggle in my throat.
Speaker 4: That's what you just said.
Speaker 2: I said I'd probably drink and drink and I'll die
Speaker 2: from throwing up. Oh wait on it, give me like
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 4: Getting robbed. No, yeah, a bunch of celect like two
Speaker 4: point zero is happening, and they're being very secretive and.
Speaker 2: We didn't do it. The fact that it's not us
Speaker 2: is like fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not like it was definitely like we
Speaker 3: wouldn't because I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't check my computer, yeah, we would not.
Speaker 4: Don't check my closet. Like we weren't stealing from celebrity. No,
Speaker 4: like a bunch of celebrities were getting robbed. And like
Speaker 4: the only reason why it's leaking is because like some
Speaker 4: one went to this like party of like a bunch
Speaker 4: of like LA people, and like the commissioner and people
Speaker 4: there were like just talking like shit talking and whatever,
Speaker 4: and we're talking about how like a bunch of people
Speaker 4: have been getting like notable people have been getting robbed recently.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. They can't have a ring camera. How you
Speaker 3: got all that money and no ring camera.
Speaker 4: I mean they probably do, but that's the thing they
Speaker 4: like bypass it.
Speaker 2: Paris Hilton and people like that with the blingering Paris Hilton.
Speaker 2: Every time they went to her house to rob her house,
Speaker 2: it was unlocked the front door.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's like a big thing when you
Speaker 3: grow up, like live in like a good neighborhood. Though.
Speaker 3: I don't think we're paranoid. I think we're just like
Speaker 3: normal people who grew up in normal neighborhoods.
Speaker 4: To lock your door suburbia, you didn't have to lock
Speaker 4: your door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that shocked me when I moved in with
Speaker 3: these freaks and they were like, yeah, they would always
Speaker 3: forget to lock the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I like it was like a learning curve for
Speaker 4: me to learn to lock the door. Like small township.
Speaker 3: So if I was going to commit murder, I should
Speaker 3: go to a suburb in town.
Speaker 2: And if you set in, yeah, would you do it?
Speaker 3: Also, I'd have my big boobs out.
Speaker 4: So I've already talked about fridge hopping. Y'all know, yeah
Speaker 4: on the podcast have I talked about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've talked about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Well let them know.
Speaker 4: It's basically what we used to do is literally commit
Speaker 4: crimes when I was like fifteen sixteen, and we would
Speaker 4: go around my neighborhood and find open garages. Don't fucking
Speaker 4: do this because you will go to jail. It's twenty
Speaker 4: twenty three. There cameras everywhere. You're fucking stupid, and you've
Speaker 4: been warned if you try to do this.
Speaker 3: Okay, if a kid, okay, keep going in that. I'll
Speaker 3: say my piece on this.
Speaker 4: But we would go house to house and find open
Speaker 4: garages and then we would look inside their garages for refrigerators,
Speaker 4: and if they had a refrigerator, we would open up
Speaker 4: the refrigerator and the freezer and steal all of the
Speaker 4: alcohol out of it. And like every time we did this,
Speaker 4: we had alcohol for like four months, like it was crazy.
Speaker 4: We No, we didn't steal anything else. There was one
Speaker 4: thing that I feel really really guilty about still to
Speaker 4: this day. But no, there was like they were making
Speaker 4: someone was like making their own wine or beer or
Speaker 4: something and there was like a glass jug like with
Speaker 4: handles on the side like this, and like it was full,
Speaker 4: and like we brought it and we put it like
Speaker 4: into the getaway cart and like we like smelled it
Speaker 4: and it smelled fucking rancid. So we just threw it
Speaker 4: in the lake. And every time, every time the lake,
Speaker 4: like there's like a drought in Grandberry, like in Hood County.
Speaker 4: There's like a part of the lake that we drove over.
Speaker 4: We can still see the jar.
Speaker 2: You can blood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it just floated down to.
Speaker 3: That was somebody's hobby that was probably keeping them from
Speaker 3: like doing something really evil and bad. And then they went, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you have to live with that forever. Yep. I
Speaker 3: feel like you're over it though it's like fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't give a fuck now, but I still
Speaker 4: every once in a while, I'm like, damn, I just
Speaker 4: like ruined. I would ruin people's days, like they would
Speaker 4: like look in the refrigerator and be like where's that.
Speaker 3: Wait? Yeah, I would be fine with that, though I'd
Speaker 3: be like bro, like I would assume it was kids
Speaker 3: and be like whatever, And I'm like kind of probe
Speaker 3: being an adult and giving kids alcohol too.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't do that. Don't make me drink.
Speaker 3: Are you guys mad at me? I mean, I risked
Speaker 3: my job for you guys to have a good time,
Speaker 3: and now it feels like you're mad at me.
Speaker 4: I was. I was withholding this because I didn't know
Speaker 4: if I wanted to say it or not. But one
Speaker 4: of the houses that we would hit a stain on
Speaker 4: every single time was a cop but we would steal
Speaker 4: from his refrigerator. And the last time I ever did it,
Speaker 4: we went into his house and we were all very
Speaker 4: deep into his garage and we had the beers in
Speaker 4: our hands, and we heard his front door open and
Speaker 4: he said sit and like like scince his dog after dress.
Speaker 4: So we had to fucking run up the goddamn block.
Speaker 4: It was so spooky.
Speaker 3: Is it worth it for a beer.
Speaker 4: When you're like sixteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like it's lit like yeah, like it's I saw someone.
Speaker 4: It was like it's a cannon event to like sit
Speaker 4: in a circle with your fifteen year old homies after
Speaker 4: you stole like a single wine cooler out of your
Speaker 4: like garage refrigerator, and you pass it around and each
Speaker 4: take a sip and it's like you act like you're
Speaker 4: drunk like it's such a ride of past.
Speaker 3: I think I said this on the podcast, but I
Speaker 3: will never forget my dad was leaving. Oh, just like
Speaker 3: is hurting me?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: No? I have a really bad headache. I've been getting
Speaker 3: really really gnarly head.
Speaker 4: I want to hit it from Can I give you head?
Speaker 2: You can? You know you can hit it?
Speaker 3: Can I teach you how to give head to a
Speaker 3: woman by me doing it to your penis?
Speaker 4: You actually don't need to teach me because I study porn.
Speaker 4: I macro doos porn obviously every morning, and.
Speaker 3: I actually a lot or like it's a tiny bit.
Speaker 4: Macros a lot. Micro's a little like.
Speaker 3: You like you consume it in lump sums like a lot. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's really bad for you, I think.
Speaker 4: I mean no, I.
Speaker 3: This podcast porn and boobs and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I told Lucas that I that I was going
Speaker 2: to hurt myself all right, that I tried to hurt
Speaker 2: myself for prior And he said, damn, you can't even
Speaker 2: do that right, And he told me that I have
Speaker 2: no commitment.
Speaker 4: Joe Biden could instantly improve his rating if you insert
Speaker 4: the photo.
Speaker 2: Insert the photo. I pray to be as oblivious and
Speaker 2: geriatric and senihileis that would be so.
Speaker 3: Felting, melting, melting. We were put in a position where
Speaker 3: we had to.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe, I literally cannot believe that that as
Speaker 4: our president, he's living. I mean every president ever has
Speaker 4: been a fucking puppet. But like I watched the clip
Speaker 4: of him, like he literally and not form his own
Speaker 4: fucking thoughts. Like he looks like my grandpa, like the
Speaker 4: last time I saw him before he died, Like it's
Speaker 4: he's he's over. He he just needs to drop out.
Speaker 4: He needs to drop out and give another.
Speaker 2: Williamson. Thank you Williamson. She loves birds, sweet girl, she's cool.
Speaker 4: She she can mind the gap in the gap. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm looking for something to talk about.
Speaker 2: Let me see your gap. Also, we're at an hour.
Speaker 4: And yeah and yeah, are you okay? Guys we had
Speaker 4: to cut and you started crying. She started thinking about
Speaker 4: like all the girls that don't get good head from
Speaker 4: men like that, But like Drew Phillips, he gives good
Speaker 4: head to women.
Speaker 2: So do you actually give head to girls? And yes
Speaker 2: he does. If I was a girl, I would let
Speaker 2: you do that to me. Sleep over, Come on, cibra.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even want to talk about
Speaker 2: like how crazy do I look? Right now?
Speaker 4: You look fucking into awesome. I've like become used to it.
Speaker 4: But like it's if.
Speaker 2: I look like this all the time and you're gonna
Speaker 2: still be my friend? Probably not? Probably not, Dude, you
Speaker 2: look terrifying. Touch my body, body, body, Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: I feel fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh what's cool is I thought about this the other day,
Speaker 3: me and Drew will die historians for sure, because since
Speaker 3: we were on Vine and like at the cusp of
Speaker 3: YouTube and stuff, I get to tell my kids that
Speaker 3: I did a lot of good on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was a really high thought I had where I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, low Key in a way, I'm.
Speaker 4: A history I have always thought about that historical they're
Speaker 4: going to write like me into the books of history
Speaker 4: because like, low Key reinvented this shit.
Speaker 2: We were though, she's saying history instead of history. Why
Speaker 2: are you saying that.
Speaker 4: It's a historian.
Speaker 3: I guess a historian is somebody who's like really like
Speaker 3: well versed on history.
Speaker 2: Oh you're saying you're going to be a historian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to be a historian.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, her historian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her historian.
Speaker 2: No one's ever talking about her story. Let's talk about
Speaker 2: Nya for the day I.
Speaker 3: Saw somebody was like, oh my god, Enya when she
Speaker 3: talks about her life and the things like when I
Speaker 3: talk about my life in an emotional or like an
Speaker 3: emotionally intellectual based conversation, people are like, I make fun.
Speaker 4: Of the fact that I'm so your life.
Speaker 3: People were like, uh, it was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: when you turn twenty four and your life changes. But
Speaker 3: they were just like making fun of me. But you
Speaker 3: don't know what I've been through, and that's what you
Speaker 3: don't know my story.
Speaker 2: I know your sweet story.
Speaker 3: My story makes you a little horny, does it not?
Speaker 2: No, Seeing you and Drew touch will make me feel
Speaker 2: that way sometimes. And I hate when you guys fight.
Speaker 2: I'd rather you guys touch and be happy because no,
Speaker 2: it turns me on. It does. And then I get
Speaker 2: to go to Josh's room while he's not here and
Speaker 2: freak it you freaking in the sauna, like in the corner. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the corner of the sauna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to necessity somebody. I won't say that, okay,
Speaker 3: media of the he he we watched the Scooby Doo
Speaker 3: movie and it is so fucking good. Yeah, I fell
Speaker 3: asleep during White Chicks, so and I knocked out.
Speaker 4: And then last night I watched The Descent. Amazing, scariest
Speaker 4: movie I've ever seen and we'll ever seen. I literally
Speaker 4: am fucking traumatized by those critters. I hate that movie
Speaker 4: so much, but it's so good. It's scares the fucking
Speaker 4: I mean, when she's swimming in the pool of.
Speaker 2: Blood girl in Erupted, you are so girling right now
Speaker 2: you're actually girl and the girl interrupted movie. I can't
Speaker 2: do that scream. I wish I could do that scream,
Speaker 2: you know, like the Lime Lips scream, the Lime Lips
Speaker 2: Scary may scream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I if.
Speaker 2: I see it like a hero, you need soundboard, I
Speaker 2: know I won't wear dude. Actually, like we need to
Speaker 2: switch Gibbe and Kai for like a day for one episode. Funny, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't want fucking Kai and Yeah, okay, wait, can
Speaker 2: y'all play your ears?
Speaker 4: I can't even hear that. Well, honestly, play one more.
Speaker 2: Time that's it's about to go.
Speaker 3: Oh that was good.
Speaker 2: I kind of matched the puck, but.
Speaker 3: That's pretty goody, you see you see you see you
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 4: Every time.
Speaker 3: You did something the other day that pissed me off,
Speaker 3: but it was like a sound Oh we did karaoke.
Speaker 4: We didn't even talk about karaoke.
Speaker 2: Look pretty, hello, Wow, I look pretty all right?
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: My songs of the week are in Ain't Me Babe,
Speaker 3: Joan bays our House, Graham Nash and Jonie Mitchell cover
Speaker 3: Milky by Pram, and ninety nine Miles from La, which
Speaker 3: is a song jo Siah told me about That's true.
Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome. My song of the week is
Speaker 2: Can't Escape by a Little Yarn? Fuck is that again
Speaker 2: and again?
Speaker 4: I'm gone again and again and again and again.
Speaker 2: I fuck with that. And if anybody in this goddamn
Speaker 2: world is going to be mean to that girl, I
Speaker 2: will hunt you down and I'll go buy a fucking gun.
Speaker 2: I don't care, Okay, I.
Speaker 4: Know I will.
Speaker 2: I literally will.
Speaker 3: Every episode that you're on the podcast you threatened buying
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 2: I'll buy the fucking gun.
Speaker 4: I don't care, Okay, my songs, I'm still listening to
Speaker 4: Opus three. I don't listen to music anymore. I went
Speaker 4: too fucking deep and like burned all my music brain cells.
Speaker 3: They burned all the dopamine that there was to get
Speaker 3: from it.
Speaker 4: I don't like music anymore right now, So listen to
Speaker 4: what is it? Good Day by Opus three.
Speaker 3: Good Day by Sizza.
Speaker 4: Have a good day. But y'all, we almost forgot what
Speaker 4: Drew's syop Corner.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Drew Shyam Corner.
Speaker 4: I smelled my coworker's breadth Enya and Josiah and damn
Speaker 4: near put my two weeks notice in for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's not even your coworker.
Speaker 4: But on crow Worker, this is when. Do you remember
Speaker 4: when you had braces? Yeah? I nutted in India's braces
Speaker 4: and now my kids are behind bars hashtag free my kids.
Speaker 2: Did you really have braces?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you have brains?
Speaker 3: My teeth were fucked up.
Speaker 4: I had braces and I nobody at it. And the
Speaker 4: first fucking tour date I went to on press play,
Speaker 4: I lost my retainer and I got the gap again.
Speaker 2: I love you need the gap, You need the gap.
Speaker 4: Find the gap.
Speaker 2: Literally, you are minding the gap. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It could mean something like political or something.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's like mind the wage gap.
Speaker 2: I believe in the wage gap, though, yeah, we gotta
Speaker 2: keep Oh, I got to get some levels to this.
Speaker 4: I was part of the one percent. Like I make
Speaker 4: three hundred million dollars a year. I don't think I
Speaker 4: could live without that. So I'm tired of bitches complaining like, oh,
Speaker 4: like I only make sixty seventy eighty thousand dollars a year. Okay,
Speaker 4: I make three hundred million, like, and I'm barely surviving.
Speaker 4: Like we both have it rough out.
Speaker 2: Here, drew us the crypto arena.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you're not supposed to say that publicly, so don't
Speaker 3: have to believe that.
Speaker 4: If your pussy stinks and your dick is little, y'all
Speaker 4: belong together, fish and shrimp basket one. Okay, crop top
Speaker 4: crop tops with no titties. Bitch, that's a.
Speaker 2: Bib, bitch, that's boom. I didn't feel that one.
Speaker 4: If your pussy's wet and your ugly, congratulations, you're a
Speaker 4: water bug? What what the hell did YO say to say?
Speaker 2: Can you do one about tuna box?
Speaker 3: Leave my tuna box alone?
Speaker 2: Talk about welcome to tun box.
Speaker 3: I think you can used to chunk blood like sand.
Speaker 4: We called you.
Speaker 2: I never called you. Josh called you that I never
Speaker 2: called you, and I think it was funny, like.
Speaker 3: All the time, and then they knew it would piss
Speaker 3: me off. So I feel like y'a would say it
Speaker 3: to piss me off when you wanted to bother me.
Speaker 3: And I've adopted.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: Used to get so mad when we asked you to say.
Speaker 2: In your face like damn And on one Christmas, because
Speaker 2: Josh made it up, he was like, and his catch
Speaker 2: phrase is Nanya damn business. But she's like, I've never
Speaker 2: said that. But on Christmas one year, I was at
Speaker 2: the bottom. I was the only one who heard at
Speaker 2: the bottom of the stair. She came in and I
Speaker 2: was like, I was at the top of the stairs,
Speaker 2: at the top of.
Speaker 3: Their Yeah, I think we had just come back from
Speaker 3: Christmas and you said.
Speaker 2: Nana, damn business Christmas.
Speaker 4: It was Okay, y'all have heard of pre nut or
Speaker 4: post nut clarity, Right, y'all heard of post nut clarity. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 4: I'm introducing something called pre nut insanity, where it's like
Speaker 4: me like literally going insane until I get my nut off.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well this ship I do though, before I get
Speaker 3: my Okay, that's now.
Speaker 4: Eh.
Speaker 3: Well, Thank you guys so much for watching. This is
Speaker 3: so disgusting. It is really disgusting, and your butt you
Speaker 3: get away.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for watching and listening.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, seek thank.
Speaker 2: You for having me on.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 4: Listen, go listen to Billy and Jean. We didn't do
Speaker 4: We literally didn't do the one thing I wanted to do. Okay,
Speaker 4: you don't have to be here for this, but I
Speaker 4: literally need to do what's it called I need to
Speaker 4: do this so bad? What is it called smelling salt?
Speaker 2: Just make be goodbye?
Speaker 4: All Right, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Funk.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Just do it? Are you? Okay?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Would you imagine if this podcast was just me and.
Speaker 4: No guys, I'm not even kidding. I think I like,
Speaker 4: I think I caused a brain aneurysm. Like I don't,
Speaker 4: I like, I don't literally can't see.
Speaker 2: And you don't have health insurance, So good luck.
Speaker 4: That like cleared?
Speaker 2: My sinus is so well though, does it feel like
Speaker 2: you just like like a chlorine cleanse?
Speaker 4: I feel like I can breathe for the first time. Okay, Well,
Speaker 4: this has been this is Drew this Yeah, just wait,
Speaker 4: you do look like Andy, Like you actually look.
Speaker 2: Like her right now? And eighteen be like the the
Speaker 2: I'm Billy and I'm uh, I'm wait, imagine.
Speaker 4: Actually different, imagine us on this podcast. We start a
Speaker 4: podcast together. We should do like one spin off and
Speaker 4: we like started under like the Emergency and or calm
Speaker 4: like you Universe.
Speaker 2: We're just the inter com owns billion and you want
Speaker 2: to say bye, Goodbye San Francisco.
Speaker 6: Ween, love your Happy Monkey by Halloween Spectacular Special.
Speaker 2: Goodbye. Yeah m hm