WEBVTT - halloween episode w josiah 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:33.519 My name is Kay little Muggy, and I'm from the Brasca. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.480 My name is right and I'm from back. 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:49.080 Wait and welcome to Emergency Interco. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:50.480 The Halloween Special. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:55.400 This is Halloween. This is halloweenby Halloween. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.600 Halloween. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:00.920 Guys, we're back. We're back like we like we never left. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:02.960 We've got Joe here. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.880 Hey, Joe, Joe, I'm Joe. If you don't know me, 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:07.800 now you know me. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:08.959 I'm Joe. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.920 If you don't know now you know. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.959 So you have this fucking cos I thought you werena 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.200 say I'm gay little Monkey from the Apple Store. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:25.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, my name is gay little Monkey 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:31.120 and I'm from the Apple Store. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.720 I like, actually love when you do that way too much. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.600 And I don't think it'll ever like not be funny 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:36.840 to me. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:43.600 Wow. Oh oh my god, it's starting off strong. You're 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:44.480 fucking drinking. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:49.000 It's is holy water, babe, that's a flat. I've been possessed. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.440 Oh my god, you are possessed the power of Christ. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:59.600 The power of Christ compels the power of Christ compels. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.840 All the props in the first like one, like we 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.520 should not be allowed to have problems. 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.040 I'm saying. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.320 It's like, literally, we haven't really done an introduction or 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:12.000 set anything yet, and we've just been like yelling, playing 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.919 And that's okay, that's what Halloween is really about. Everybody 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.160 wants to make it about being a slut and nasty 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.440 and sexy and using it as an excuse to wore 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.480 yourself out. It should be a fun thing with. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.200 Your Finally, I actually agree with you on women for one. 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:31.040 Yeah, acting different Like I just says I have. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.000 A feeling this light is not doing me justice, and 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.080 nobody had the decency to check and see if it is. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:36.400 You. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.360 Look, I can't see. Yeah, I have these contacts in 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.799 and I'm not joking, beautiful, I'm like, it feels like 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.960 I'm dissociating, you know when you get like tunnel vision. Yeah, 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.320 it's like that. But like to the unteen, have you 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.679 either of y'all wore like colored contacts? 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.960 Yeah it's crazy. Yeah, But back to like women being sluts, Oh. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.480 My god, we could have just like moved on. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.680 If you have big boobs and you show them off, 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.000 you're annoying. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:02.280 You're annoying. 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:06.760 It's like huge bobs, though, Like what is the conversation? 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.919 Okay, I guess like what like triple F, A, B C, 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:12.720 d e F. Yeah, F is after E. There's no 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.560 way no one has triple F boobs. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:19.919 I definitely somebody. I mean there's like eight billion people 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.919 in the world. Like yeah, Like do you mean like 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:24.160 real organic like Natty? 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:30.160 Yeah, Like nobody has like Natty. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:31.920 Nice. It's like. 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.160 The foot episode. Let's see what's in between those toes. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.560 Well, should we talk about me getting a scam call 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:47.520 while we were getting to one thing we have to 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.760 talk about today? Well, I need to back up? How 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:55.640 about that? You need to back up? You need to leave? Sorry? 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.120 Sorry? 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:58.680 Am I good with the audio? If I'm back here? 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:00.760 Hell? 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.880 No, no. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:15.160 One who knew that the scary bron James Theron, James. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.400 Who knows that the scary Maze girl had such a 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.160 good voice? 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:26.560 Something leaked out of your mouth? What was that? It's 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.080 what your cuts fell off? 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.440 Yeah, it's your. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:30.640 Jam gut fell off. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:31.360 Yeah. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.440 Okay. So yesterday we were getting like the final pieces 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.760 of the costumes and just figuring things out, and we 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.480 were in spirit Halloween and I got a call from 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.720 a random number like twice, and by the third time 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.520 I had an inkling. I was like, Wow, maybe this 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.239 is something serious and I should answer it. So I answered, 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.080 and immediately I heard a beep, which to me is 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.039 sign of a scam call because like it immediately beeping 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.120 like that, I'm like, why why am I being recorded? 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.279 Also being recorded without being told you're being a recorded? 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:01.680 I'm like, this is a scar. I called. So then 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:07.960 he was like, I'm from I like didn't understand what 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.839 you were like saying. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.520 I'll be thinking, wow, sorry. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:14.880 So they called and they were like, yeah, we're from 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.080 American Express. This is the security region. Is this any 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.320 man's or so I was intrigued. I won't lie. There 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.599 was a second of my brain that was like, oh no, 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:28.320 what did I do? Oh no, oh no, no, no, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:29.000 no no. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.160 And you'll be like. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:41.000 Dorothy, be like, oh the witch is when the witch 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.720 in question is Drew stinky pussy. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.400 Okay, I do not have a stinky dead vagina. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.400 You kind of do have a vagina. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:52.560 No no, no, no, no, no no no no. I have 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:58.400 a pretty pink boy, furless bussy, shiny yees. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:00.000 Be honest. Is it pink? 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.200 It's pink as fuck. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:08.760 It's definitely tainted by years of pink. No, it's not pink. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:09.920 Okay, that's okay. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.600 If anybody's gonna know if it's pink, I know, and 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.000 it's not. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:16.400 Pink, mine's like purple vibes or like it's green. Yeah, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.960 some days it's rotted, it's gutted. It kind of just 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:24.520 depends on the day. Because the girls, I'd be fucking like, wow, 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.159 it's like the PhD is green. It's the green goo. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.360 I feel like I'm on Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards when 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:40.640 I'm down there. Clime was really like scary. Sorry, So 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.599 the scam call. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.880 Anyway, So I like am talking to him for a 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.480 while and Drew's kind of lingering and he's like, who 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.760 are talking to? Who are you talking to? I was like, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.240 it's a scam, just ignore it, like ignore me. And 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.040 then he's like, you you took out a credit card 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.839 and I'm a part of the security team and I 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.840 just had to let you know that I will be 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.000 sending the FBI after you in the next two hours 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.800 if you don't resolve this issue. And I was like, 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:05.119 what's the issue? And then he tells me that under 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.320 my name, there was a charge for three thousand dollars 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.240 worth of firearms. So then I meanly was like okay, 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.640 first of all, like pick a scam that's like realistic. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.480 In what world am I spending that much money on firearms? 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.040 Like also he said firearms dot com. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.840 White people do? How much is a gun? 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:23.000 How much is a gun? 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.400 Like as low as one hundred and fifty dollars? 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.920 Can I borrow one hundred fifty dollars? 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:28.400 Why? 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:31.280 Because I got some business to take care of. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.440 But yeah, So and it's like getting like chopping it 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.880 up with this man. And I come over there and 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.240 I'm like, what's going on? Like what is all this about? 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.360 And then she's like he keeps she has him like 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:43.840 repeat it like thirty times. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.960 I was like, what did I do? What did I do? 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:47.080 Did I do? 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.280 Like what are you saying? Can you repeat out the 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.720 website again? And he keeps going. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.520 And he's like firearms, you bought firearms? And then he's like, no, 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.560 I didn't. And then he's like you bought firearms without 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.240 a license. And then I'm like and you tell him 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.720 you have a license. It's like your license, like you 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.000 have a firearms license? And then and he was like 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:05.920 I did. And then he came up with like a 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.160 new lie where he was like, well, it's actually a 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.200 card open up under your name, so it's not the 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.120 card because he kept reading card numbers that wasn't Inya's 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.920 and then he was like, oh, it's actually like a 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:20.040 different card number that was opened up on your name, 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.960 and yeah. I was just like back and forth for 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:23.520 so long. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.600 Also, at one point, I was like, you know what, 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:27.520 I do get drunk and I always have the issue 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:29.720 where I get drunk and I always or a firearm, 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.560 so it honestly might have been me. And he was like, yes, 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.080 it was you, and I'm sending the FBI and I 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:35.720 was like, are you seriously gonna snitch on me? Like 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.360 you're gonna call the fucking FBI on it? 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:42.120 Travis by the way, Yeah, Travis. 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.160 His name was Travis. And then I started asking. I 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.000 was like, have you won on your lunch break today? 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.000 And then Josie was like, ask him if he's had 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.880 a chicken sang it? 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:53.520 Did you have a chicken language to sangwige sanguige? 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:55.800 Then we put him on a three week I was 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.400 gonna say, I was how long he stuck on? 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.520 Yeah? I was like, we need to calm my phone, 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:05.440 as like the business manager, So we like tapped my 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.400 phone and then I gave it to Josiah because he's 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:08.959 so much better at shit like that. And then we 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:10.480 just like had it back and forth where I was 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.000 like I'm the business manager, and then we patched in 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:18.280 Josiah's phone and like acted like oh no, no, no, I 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:20.240 was a store employee. And I kept walking up d 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.240 Dana and being like you need to get the fuck 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.400 out of Spirit Halloween, like you've been in here for 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:25.080 three hours. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.280 Like on the phone, it was so sad, like whoever 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.040 this man was, he was like, is there any way 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.439 you could go somewhere quiet or please yea because it 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:34.760 was just so loud, like the music store is crazy. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.199 It was like twenty five minutes and he wasn't hanging 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.320 up on us, and at this point you wanted I 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.480 told him I was in Turks and Caicos. I was like, 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.120 you can send the FBI to my house all you want. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.360 I'm literally in Turks and Caicos right now, like I'm 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.360 at the mall in Turks and Cakos, like I am 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.880 not being arrested. And then Josie went up to the 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.720 speaker and it was paying like the monster jam loud 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.120 as fucking Spear Halloween and played it there and then 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:58.080 we put our phones together and we're making it like 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.160 echo and like make a crazy. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.880 Always and he was just quiet. 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.600 He was quiet for so long. We were like Travis, hello, 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.320 and Chavil here it was. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.800 He really thought he hit the lottery, like he really 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.080 thought like, oh my god, I have like a stupid 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.120 bimbo girl, like I'm literally gonna get three grand out 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.840 of her. But he literally wouldn't tell us how to 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:20.120 resolve it, like because I. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:21.360 Was like, can I pay you? Can I pay you? 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:23.800 He was like, let me finish, Let me finish, and 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.280 then he would start his whole tangent over again. So 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.480 basically he was one of the worst scam callers ever. 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.760 But we started calling him Chavis inside of Travis, and 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.680 Josie was calling me an A and you said your 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:35.560 name was David. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.840 I said my name was David. You were Annie and 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:41.800 he's Chavis and what you said? He said, Travis, do 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.559 you have a computer. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.400 He's like, yes, I'm looking at the database on my 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:51.280 computer right now as we're talking. And I was like 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.040 what database. I was like, are you sure you have 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:53.480 a computer. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.560 He said he was in the New York headquarters. He said, 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.080 I'm here at the New York headquarters, bitch who is 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.720 stationing their customer service like area in New York. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:05.199 Not even that it was like it was three forty pm. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.200 That would mean it's like past the work day. But 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.480 I miss him, and I honestly wish he would call 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.959 back because he hung up on us. We didn't even 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.080 end up hanging up on him. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:19.720 So am I gonna say us on here noo and 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.560 you can catch that meat it well. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.120 Also we wanted to talk about so me and Ya 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:29.200 have been seriously genuinely with our whole hearts. It's not 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:33.480 even a bit anymore like actually getting married, like we 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:38.280 really really are considering it. And Josiah's like, actually, hello, pissed, 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.240 But like we just think it would be so fucking 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.600 funny one to get married to, like all of the benefits. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.440 We essentially are married already, Like we have such a 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.920 domestic life. We like do everything together, We go everywhere together, 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.240 like we're married. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:53.880 Like you guys gonna sign prenups. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:55.640 We talked about it, Yeah. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.400 I guess yeah, we're just gonna sign it so that 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.840 like everything is split, like we own the things we 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:04.400 there's no like sharing of properties or businesses because I 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.960 know Drew is a gold digger, so I can't have 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.040 the dress. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:09.280 For the wedding. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:11.680 Drew me, Yeah, oh. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.559 I wear the pants. I wear the pants. In this relation, 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:18.600 we've got a comedian. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.080 Hello, I'm not. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:22.640 Getting we are going to get married? Are you going 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:27.079 to efficientate the afficiate the wedding. I don't believe in 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:28.800 wedding officiate. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.040 No, that's the part I do believe. And that's the 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.800 thing is I believe in the wedding. Like that's fun. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:35.880 But like, bitch, unless it's really good for I'm not 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.360 getting legally married to you. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.200 Like it's really good for your taxes? 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.280 Yeah, if y'all are getting tax breaks and should off it, 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:42.000 do it. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.160 Yeah. I think we're going to do it for that. Yeah, 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.240 So are you gonna officiate or what? Because you didn't 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:47.920 really adswer that. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.640 If I got Yeah, it doesn't take that. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:50.480 You have to get a license. 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:52.679 Yeah, you have to become like an ordained ministers. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:56.400 Like it takes like literally a day, yeah max, like 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.280 maybe an hour. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.240 But you have to be dressed like the way you're 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:00.520 dressed right now. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.080 It feels are you the joker? 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.720 Is that what this is? Let me the girl. 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.120 I'm scary May's game. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:13.960 Oh your girl, Oh my gosh. I would love to 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.920 go through a dark tunnel and bump into a wall 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.640 and see you naked at the end of it. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.079 You know the scream that she does. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:23.440 Do the Michael Jackson scream, and that. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.360 This is like every time I look, it's like I 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:34.000 keep seeing something right here walking Maybe I am fuing 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:38.640 possessed and I'm like, oh my god, is in there? 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.040 You're seeing your own hand? 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.319 Is a zoola your Toto from the movie? 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:44.560 What movie? 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.160 From the fucking Wizard of Oz? 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:49.840 What is that? 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:51.599 That's what your dress does? Right now? You said, my 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:52.440 name is dors No. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.320 I'm Pearl from uh. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:57.720 That was midnight you have midnight games. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:04.640 I'm Pearl from squid Game. No polish Pearl from squid fun. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.000 Can I polish your pearl? 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.360 It's cool that we planned. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.560 I know. I'm going through all of my notes trying 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.880 to find something. Maybe we talk. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.000 About scary stories, like some spooky scary stories. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:20.000 I don't have scary stories. I'm not even kidding. I like, 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.200 literally don't. My life is like, well, the scariest part 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.800 of my life is the the decisions I make and 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.280 then having to face the consequences of them. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:35.480 Damn uh. Yeah, we have the median here. So yeah, 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.320 I have a pretty scary life as a door dash driver. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.280 It's very hard. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.440 Okay, you actually have thee DoorDash. Has anything ever bad, 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.080 like bad to you? Ever happened while you've done DoorDash. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.320 No, just like seeing fans, like delivering the fans and 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:54.920 then being like, oh, are you like good? But no, 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:56.960 they're like, oh my god, you just said I'm like, no, 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:58.520 I'm not. They're like it says your name is just 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.080 that here. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.280 I'm like and you're like what you like? 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:06.640 I don't care, you see, like they know like I mean, 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.040 I don't make money, you know, like they know like. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:10.880 I mean, that's why you have to get on the 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.560 podcast so often. You need just a quick chet. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:17.000 Pay me like forty dollars every time I come. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:20.880 On the podcast. Yeah, for some special effects make up. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.640 And if and if the episode gets past three hundred kvws, 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.520 we give him an extra ten dollars extra. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:29.160 Ten dollar bill, a crisp ten dollars bill for your birthday. Sweet. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:32.240 Can we talk about how bad we've been with making 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.720 music and but we can't because then we would have 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.560 to show one of the songs. I feel like there's 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.640 a clip we can show, like the earthquake. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.240 Just know, yeahs shaking my ass. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:47.120 Josie, you were actually fucking possessed because you're like tweaking out. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.040 I've never seen the first Exorcist. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.880 You should see it. It's fun. We saw the Did 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.560 we talk? Did y'all talk about that last week? 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.480 Seeing the Exorcist and second one? Yeah, but you have 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.600 to talk about the fact that there was stink all 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.160 over you. What do you mean because what didn't it 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:01.720 leak on you? 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:02.320 Oh? Yeah? 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.720 When I was seeing it, I was I was sitting 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.560 right there and there was like because they do the 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.720 water missed stuff, but there was like a leak in 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.440 front of me. So I just kept seeing this like 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.520 solid water stream come down right in front of me, 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.600 and I was like, oh damn, like because I was 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:20.480 wearing my nice shoes and everything, and it was nasty. 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.040 It was gross. Your little get up, yeah, my little 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:23.400 get up. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.240 We gotta get you some more clothes. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.000 I have enough clothes. You have to all look the 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.200 same at this point. Like I used to be like 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.600 fuck that, I'm never buying clothes, Like I've got like 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.600 my two outfits I'm good. But now it's like kind 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:37.640 of by choice. I like find a shirt and a 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.480 pair of pants that I like, and I wear it 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:40.000 for a month. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.120 Remember your though, Remember Josie diaper butt era? 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:45.520 Yeah? 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.600 Yeah, like I just didn't understand yet and my ass 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.120 hadn't really filled out yet because I like was seven. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:53.400 You were doing sixteen squads. 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.800 I wasn't doing squads. Yeah, but now it's like if 0:16:56.840 --> 0:17:02.640 I'm in the club, I'm definitely getting people grow me. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.080 So yeah, it's pretty awesome. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:08.680 I bragged about that if you were going to start 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.760 a business, what business would you start? Like I'm not 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:12.359 even kidding, like what like. 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:15.480 If you had probably the sake? You remember the sake? 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:16.520 What is that? 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.520 So when we were on field trip, we did that 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.760 Shark Tank episode and my invention was a sake, which 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.439 I like actually believe in that. Like, did we upload 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:25.720 the Shark Tank episode? 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:26.280 We did? 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.399 That was the one where we were locked in the place. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:30.600 We almost didn't upload that. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:32.680 Episode though, Should we talk about that? 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.359 PREDICTA, I don't want to upload it because but you 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.159 hadn't seen it yet. It was just based on like 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.440 what we had done that day, Like did it We 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.080 didn't feel good about it. We weren't that involved in 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:46.120 like doing like planning all the ship for that episode, 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:48.360 and we didn't feel good about it. But then once 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:52.520 the edit came through, it was like, Okay, this is crazy, this. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:56.919 Is crazy because so freak out of it. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:18:02.320 It was like, dude, like that day, it genuinely felt 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.080 like we were in there for like two weeks. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.760 It was hell on earth. It's like actually like being 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:07.719 trapped in a box. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.080 It was like being trapped in a closet, Yeah, like 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:13.120 a glass closet. 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:17.000 Should we talk about how ketamine is a club drug? 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:20.399 Now have you done Kennymy? No, have you done ketemy? 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:24.679 I'm like terrified of it. Like literally, I think ketamine 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.040 is the new devil. And I don't know how people 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:30.720 have fun with that shit, like literally the cat rats 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.840 of New York, like come on now, like figure your 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.439 shit out, because like that is not a fun drug. 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.399 I would not do it because I mean, what does 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:41.200 it do to you? 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:44.480 Like it just like detaches your mind from your body, 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:49.760 so like you like dissociate, but like on another plane 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:50.480 of existence. 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.919 I don't understand the point of like taking drugs that 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:55.680 are like downers like that, like things that like literally 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:57.720 just like put you to sleep, like take melitone and 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:58.960 fucking go lay down and go to bed. 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:01.680 It makes you know, It's like I think it comes 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:02.720 from like the euphoria. 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:05.720 Like do you get like a spike of euphoria from it? 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:07.800 Well, that's not a downer, it's. 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.280 Oh can you fall into the whole? 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:14.600 Yeah, Marshmallows. You remember when he who will not be 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:18.360 named like walked into the elevator at like a YouTube 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:21.320 convention and like saw me and ya in the elevator 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:21.840 and was like. 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:23.520 David Dobrick, I don't give a fuck to say his name. 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.960 You're freak what y'all are on fucking ketamine right now 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:30.679 or something? And we were like, it's like, no, the weirdo. 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:32.400 His last name is Tobac. 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:36.800 You're on ketamine right now And we were like no, 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:38.800 and he was like, oh, that ship's lit, like you 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:42.240 turned your feet into marshmallows and we were like, oh, okay, 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:43.840 like what the hell. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:46.480 We literally haven't said anything to him. He is fucking weird. 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:49.160 And he had that damn camera in his hand like literally, 0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:52.520 I swear to God, I swear to God, Like vloggers 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.320 like that the hand like their hand has like been 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:58.560 mutated and evolved a whole cameras because like if you 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:01.639 hold a big ass dsl are out like that, ship's 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.000 like heavi as fuck like they you know that one 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.720 like dude that held his hand up in the air 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:10.720 for like the one not none but like whatever, the 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:17.520 nun equivalent with the shaved heads and like Buddhist cultures 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:20.240 monk monk, he held his hand up in the air 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:23.560 like this. That's like in America the equivalent to that. 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:28.560 Bloggers like because they're bravest fuck like speaking of them, 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:29.840 they take like vows of silence. 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:31.560 Would you do? How long do you guys think you 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:35.240 would last in any Americans? I think I probably would last, 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:38.879 but yeah, maybe no, I could I could actually do good. 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.719 I think I could actually like stay silent. 0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:43.800 Well, am I like in a room alone? Or are 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:44.960 there are people around me? 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:47.880 You're alone but you're having to deal with people? Yeah, 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:50.200 you're just living life like regularly. 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:53.200 But I think I could do it because like when 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.840 I really like, am down tremendously bad, I already am 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:57.640 just silent. 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:03.600 Yeahs Gandhi was sneaking food. I'm sorry he was. They 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.720 told me he didn't eat for two months. 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.800 They told me, why did you bring that up? 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:13.200 Just because like I think about it a lot genuinely, 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:15.360 I'm like, Okay, yeah, you're telling me he didn't drink 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:17.520 water or eat food for months on end. 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.240 Okay, but if mister did it, you would fucking believe it. 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.040 No. Maybe, but that's like now, that was like in 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:24.800 the fucking eighteen hundreds or something, right, I don't know 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:28.120 when he's from, but he was definitely eating. Oh since 0:21:28.160 --> 0:21:31.520 he ate, like they like found a bunch of pizza 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:32.800 boxes like under his bed. 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:33.920 That the fuck? 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:37.560 Uh did John know? The seventy two emojis can correlate 0:21:37.680 --> 0:21:42.240 directly with the seventy two seals of Solomon, So basically 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:48.080 solemn emojis are demonic. Yeah, like literally there's more than 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.720 seventy two. No, no, no, the first seventy two and then the. 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:52.960 Differently seventy two at the beginning. 0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:58.640 The last five Siedewels and emojis they correlate where it's 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:04.760 like school, ghost, robot, alien boom or something like that. 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.800 So basically it's like predicting that like sooner than later 0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:12.080 we're gonna like become we're all gonna die and upload 0:22:12.119 --> 0:22:15.639 ourselves into the cloud. And become like cyborg robots and 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:17.960 then like we're gonna be controlled by Solomon. 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:19.200 Who's Solomon? 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:19.760 Yeah? 0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:24.760 Who like the devil? Oh the devil, Like he's a demon, 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.280 not the devil, Oh Solomon. Yeah. And that's the tea 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.640 with the Solomon sneakers is they're also evil. 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:36.679 Oh my god. And also listen to this the new 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.560 joon butajuice logo. I actually recognized this recently. If you 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.359 turn it on its side, I'm not joking, you can 0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:43.399 look us up. And they changed it for what reason 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:45.880 I don't know. It literally is six sixty six. 0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:48.160 You have to just turn it on this we got 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:53.159 into last it had four sixes on the end of 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:53.880 the license plate. 0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:55.600 I really didn't honestly didn't want to get in the card. 0:22:55.680 --> 0:22:58.080 I should we do a Ouiji board? 0:22:59.280 --> 0:23:03.040 Fuck no, bro, Josiah, I will do that. Like you, 0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:06.080 I don't believe that my name is from the Bible, 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:09.040 Like I'm with God till the day I fucking died 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:13.280 you the truth, I like recorded that. I was like, 0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:15.240 I'm doing the Exorcist. She was like really, and I 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:17.280 was like yeah. I didn't want to do like the 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:18.320 cross on my head though. 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:21.960 Because I wouldn't even fuck with that ship. Do you 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:23.080 remember the field. 0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:24.679 What the cross? 0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:25.400 Yeah? 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:27.320 No, I know, but like my mom would be like, 0:23:27.440 --> 0:23:28.720 get a story, you're going to hell. 0:23:29.520 --> 0:23:34.800 No, it's giving like a Playboy CARDI yeah, But do 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:37.320 you all remember when we recorded that field trip pilot 0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:39.359 where the house was haunted and we did a GI 0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:42.440 board and Josiah ran and hid in another room. I did. 0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.359 Actually, let's tell that story real quick, because what really Okay, 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:49.040 it was me, Drew, Oriyan Josh, I think that was 0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:50.960 who was in here and you went to go take 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:52.840 a ship. She was blowing something up. I don't fucking 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:55.280 know if you were in the bathroom we were trying 0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.119 to do it. Josh kept moving. I know it was 0:23:57.119 --> 0:23:59.960 fucking Josh or was it you? I wasn't putting my hands. 0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:00.399 On it wasn't me. 0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.520 I refuse to put my hands after he just. 0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:06.000 Liked, no, I genuinely don't remember this story. I felt 0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:07.920 like it was Josh, it was me O. 0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:10.480 Ryan was like put her hands on it because she's 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:11.199 super serious. 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:11.919 Ryan. 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:14.920 I don't think it was because she started laughing, crying, 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.040 like freaked out because she really thought it was moving. 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:18.520 And then well. 0:24:18.600 --> 0:24:21.040 That's the whole point of like Ouiji boards is like, 0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:23.920 you know, the juju guy gets it and like makes 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:24.720 you laugh and cry. 0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:26.920 That's why the. 0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:30.159 Is the ju Juju, the demon juju j u j 0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:33.399 That's true. And there's Juju and Bobo and those are 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:36.000 the ones. Those are the ones that like infect you 0:24:36.040 --> 0:24:37.000 and make you laugh. 0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:40.879 You'll say that in my life. 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:43.200 Dude, fun that and I didn't. And what happened next 0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.359 is Enya has a home pot on this side of 0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:47.200 the house. The living room's right here. She's in the 0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:48.920 bathroom on the other side of the house. So we're 0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:50.960 not even thinking anything of it. Right after, like we 0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:52.440 all like they all take their hands off of it. 0:24:52.440 --> 0:24:54.560 Everyone's kind of like freaked out, like I guess just 0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:59.679 Oryan and me probably, Andya plays a fucking knocking sound 0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.480 on the whole pod and I genuinely sat there for 0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:05.280 a moment and was like damn, like I'm fucked no, 0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:07.520 it was the rest of my life. It was really 0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:10.040 really scary, and my mom's gonna be so pissed. 0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:14.560 And then when we fucking went to Big Bear, and 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.440 like we were already spooked out. It was the first 0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:18.720 time we all went up into the mountains together and 0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:22.639 like Orian thought it was so fucking funny to like 0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:25.120 scare the ship out of all of us, and like 0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:28.320 it literally was just like so scary. I was like 0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:29.639 shitting fucking bricks. 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:31.920 Oh my god. You know what's a funny scary story 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.360 is a big sir. This last trip, me and Ryan 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:38.679 got these motherfuckers so good. We we got this airbnb 0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:42.080 when we scared, y'all. 0:25:43.680 --> 0:25:47.880 Was so mad. I wasn't pissed. I was just scared. 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.159 I was like, literally, please fucking tell me if it 0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:51.880 was y'all or not, because I need to know if 0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:54.239 I need to like ready up to fight. Like I 0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:55.560 was like I had my twitch. 0:25:56.480 --> 0:26:00.719 Okay, let me explain this. So just like big cabin 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:03.840 in the middle of nowhere, Like we left really late. 0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:06.560 We didn't get to the property until like three am. 0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.760 And it wasn't like you just drive into a driveway. 0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.560 It had like really intense directions to go through this 0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:17.320 whole property to get there. I'm driving, I'm really anxious 0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:21.000 and so tired, and everybody had fallen asleep except me 0:26:21.119 --> 0:26:23.440 and Josie. And we're pulling up and at like Drew 0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:26.040 and Orion start waking up and like the directions are 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:28.800 super unclear because it's so fucking dark. There's like no 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:32.040 light pollution over there, so it's literally pitch dark driving 0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:34.080 through these fucking roads. It's also like kind of on 0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.800 a cliff, like we're just going around. It takes us 0:26:36.840 --> 0:26:41.320 an hour to get to the airbnb, and within that hour, 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:45.000 like we kept landing at other houses on the property 0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.560 and literally thinking we were gonna get killed. But thankfully 0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:49.600 the owner came out and like saw us and like 0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:51.800 guided us to the house. We get to the house, 0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:55.320 we go in and it's like two homes and me 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:57.880 and Orian take one and they take the other. It's 0:26:57.880 --> 0:27:02.560 like two like like smaller like houses like situations. So 0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:06.560 we get one, they get one. I don't know why, 0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:09.919 but like I'm trying to remember why we decided to 0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:10.960 scare them, Like. 0:27:10.920 --> 0:27:13.640 We all like high or something. No, there was no way, yeah, 0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:15.760 because it was like four am. 0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:17.399 Yeah at that point, it was like really late, so 0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:20.399 we weren't high. We were just like bored. And Oriyan's 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.040 like I'm gonna throw something at their window, and I 0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:25.480 was like okay. So she gets up and she throws 0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:28.760 like a pebble at the window, and like we can 0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:30.800 because we can hear them through the walls talking and 0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:31.360 we heard y'all. 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:34.119 The reason why y'all started doing it is because me 0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:38.320 and Drew were photo shopping photos of our window with 0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:40.280 like I, So me and Drew started it. 0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:41.600 We started it and we were. 0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:44.359 Sending photos something like oh my god, like look outside 0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.199 the window, and I made it like super faint so 0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:48.600 you could kind of see like a silhouette outside our window. 0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:52.080 But before y'all or ran through the thing, there was 0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:55.200 like there's like critters like all like in the roof 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.800 because it's like an old ass house, and it was 0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:01.119 like this noise, like we kept hearing and we were like, 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:02.879 what the fuck is that? Like that's it because it 0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:04.160 sounded like someone tapping on. 0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:05.679 Our window like with their fingernails. 0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:06.880 Though that was you guys. 0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.280 Yeah, that's what I was scared of. That's what I 0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:10.800 was scared of me up doing that. 0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:13.520 At first, she threw something and then she crawled out 0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.879 of the room and went to y'all's window and was 0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:18.480 like going like this on it and tapping on it 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:20.879 and ran back inside, and y'all face timed her and 0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:24.040 I acted like I was sleeping, so she y'all called 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:28.720 and yeah, she was laughing and I was like what. 0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:30.280 And I was like I just came back from being 0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.520 like I like I I just woke up, Like what. 0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:35.119 And then they were like, stop fucking with us, like 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:37.120 stop fucking with us, and we were like, no, I'm 0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:39.520 being dead ass bitch. It's so fucking scary out there. 0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.120 Why would we go out there to scare you? Like, 0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:43.200 we're not going out there to scare you. And we 0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:46.600 dragged it on for like twenty minutes, and like they 0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:49.040 were getting so freaked out, and they kept begging us 0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:50.520 to tell the truth, and all night we didn't tell 0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:52.080 the truth. I think we told you all the truth 0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:53.320 until like two nights later. 0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:56.479 I think it was the scariest part of it was 0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:59.840 literally the next day I was like just packing my 0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:02.800 getting ready to go and just like cleaning up and 0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:06.960 I hear that fucking sound again. And then I realized 0:29:07.000 --> 0:29:08.840 what it was the first thing we heard and that 0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:11.280 we kept hearing as we were falling asleep after we 0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:14.560 realized it was them, because it happened way more after 0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:17.520 we realized like, oh, they're just fucking with us. Was 0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:21.160 there was like nesting birds in the side of the buildings, 0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:24.320 so like these birds were like flapping their wings and 0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:27.240 cleaning themselves and making their nests up there. It was 0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.680 like so like sketchy like it was. It scared the 0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:32.120 shit out of me. Even like the. 0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.239 Next day, Oh fuck, I wish wait. I think I 0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:35.640 want to see if I have any videos of me 0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:38.440 and O Ryan laughing but like me were dying. 0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:40.840 I thought I was close to death for a second, 0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:44.400 but I thought I was like, Bro, there's no fucking 0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:48.680 way on earth that Oryan is not buying this. Yeah. 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:51.840 No, literally she does that shit. Literally anytime we go somewhere. 0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:53.280 Ryan loves scaring. 0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:54.280 She scared. 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:56.680 Like have a video of her like going to find 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.760 a rock to throw at y'all's window. 0:29:59.320 --> 0:30:01.760 Yeah, because also I remember after that big thud like 0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:03.800 hearing like y'all's door shut. 0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:27.640 Yeah, yeah we heard you'll like scurry away yeah ew. 0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.200 Me Like like that's what we need, is like going 0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.240 on trips and having fun like kids, Like that's what 0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:38.000 a lot more people need, is like go out and 0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.960 heal your inner child, like go and the older man like. 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:45.800 Whoa, You're feel like it's a joke, but it literally 0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.400 is so like true because we I think about how 0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.560 we played hide and Seek and Big Bear and ship 0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:53.120 like that is so fucking. 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:56.600 One of my favorite videos of all time is me 0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.840 hiding in between like the shower curves, like the two 0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.600 shower curtains, the one that goes in the tub and 0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.960 the one on the side of the tub, and like 0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:06.920 me hiding in there, and I was like, Oh, this 0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:08.720 is like one of the best spots ever. And then 0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:10.760 Josh finding me, and I have like a video of 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.920 Josh like opening them up really quick, and it's just 0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.800 so cute because he's like smiling so big, I'm gonna 0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:35.960 find it. I was trying to make it as smile 0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:38.920 as puzzles so you wouldn't hit us that. 0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:42.160 Like, actually playing hide and seek is so fun. And 0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:44.440 if you have a large house, because that's the thing is, 0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:47.240 we never can because like no one we know except 0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:49.520 maybe like Lucas has like kind of a bigger house. 0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:51.480 But even with Luca's the house, it's not that good 0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:52.880 to hide. And we've tried to play hide and Seek 0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:57.680 in there. Yeah, house play hide and Seek or body's 0:31:57.680 --> 0:31:58.400 Body's bodies. 0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.840 One of our friends recently, it was like one of 0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:04.360 our friends recently was like, oh, we want to start 0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:06.640 like a Hide and Go Seek league in LA and 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:08.840 just like get a bunch of people to get like 0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.040 a giant mansion and like you spend like fifty bucks 0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:13.160 each to throw down. 0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:15.040 And it's like a twenty three twenty four. 0:32:16.920 --> 0:32:19.360 We should literally do that, doesn't it sound? 0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:22.360 And then I can like make punch for everybody, but like, ah, 0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:25.920 put LSD. Yeah, put like a gnarly psychedelic and so 0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:27.920 everybody freaks out gets scared. 0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.280 Okay, if you did that, I'm not kidding. I would 0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:33.000 probably put a fucking bullet in your head. Oh wow, 0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:36.040 I'm sorry, but like that's not cool. I mean literally 0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:39.240 like LSD two people that screwed up, Like. 0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:40.920 I would just do it to you. 0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:43.520 So it was growing up. When I was growing up, 0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:48.240 we literally like would play like laced blunt Roulette, Like 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:51.200 I would lace everyone's blunts and there was a blunt 0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:55.000 had a bunch of and you would smoke it. Actually 0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:58.320 and people three people had psychotic breaks and like never returned. 0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.200 Oh my god, and you're proud of that. 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:02.120 Yeah, it was fun as fuck. They knew what they 0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.040 were getting into. That's actually they did, and I was 0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:06.000 just doing it behind their backs. But oh my god, 0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:06.840 it was like a fun game. 0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:11.080 That I might face like legal like consequences. Yeah, okay, 0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:12.719 I'm just saying like it's like really not. 0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:15.640 It is just so boring. Like anytime I've ever just 0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:19.040 dripped LSD into someone's like sleeping mouth and they've woken 0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:21.680 up in like a full blown like LSD trip, they 0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:23.520 like spa, it's not. 0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:25.640 I think so. 0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:28.160 I mean it was like I was asleep and you 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.440 like dripped like LSD or something into my mouth. Would 0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:32.280 I wake up? Or would I literally just have the 0:33:32.320 --> 0:33:33.800 crazy stream on my goddamn line. 0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:37.040 I just know that like trying to sleep on LSD 0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:39.840 is like literally impossible, Like you cannot sleep on it. 0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:41.200 Do an experiment like that? 0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:42.800 Are you sleeping over tonight? 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:43.280 Fuck? 0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:46.720 No, okay not after what you guys just said. I 0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:48.960 woke you up this morning with my finger in her butt? 0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:52.520 Yeah, and it was the second This. 0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:55.880 What a good way to third to day. You don't 0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.840 eat coffee anymore? Oh, we should talk about it. 0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:02.480 I could survive my my silence if you don't give 0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:06.040 me my coffee, then I could be silent, But I 0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:07.640 guess then I would be angry if that's how the 0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:08.200 joke goes. 0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:14.480 And I went, well, we should talk about how Josiah 0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:19.319 literally like Josiah sleeps in my bed ye and we 0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:21.759 like he like it's a vibe, but like it's more 0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:23.840 because I like a warm body next to me, and 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.719 he's just like something I pass around and like, pas, 0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:28.680 that's all you are to me, is a warm body. 0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:31.480 If you slept in my bed, I would make you 0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:33.759 feel pleasures beyond your wildest imagination. 0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:35.880 I don't want that for me, okay. 0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:40.080 But Josiah every once in a while, once every like 0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:45.600 three months, will like become like violently cuddly with me, 0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:48.560 like to the point where he just like forgets that 0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.520 it's me and like it's just like a body. And 0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.640 then like he'll like get on me, and I'll like 0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:55.799 be like, yo, Josiah, like get off of me, Get 0:34:55.840 --> 0:34:57.680 off of me, and then he'll get back on me. 0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:00.120 Like ten minutes later, I'm like, yo, Josiah, get a 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:02.640 fuck off of me. And then he'll get back on me, 0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:05.399 and I'll push him off and be like, yo, you're 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.440 tweaking the fuck out, like literally, like I have to 0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:11.160 like kick his legs and ship. But like this last 0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:14.279 time he like was wiling the fuck out and it 0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.400 was like he like had his legs over the top 0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:20.520 of me and like was like had his arm over me, 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:22.319 And for a moment, I was like, I'm just gonna 0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:23.239 let him stay like that. 0:35:23.600 --> 0:35:26.000 I've done that to Oan a handful of times. Yeah, 0:35:26.080 --> 0:35:29.600 like thinking for somebody who I was like romantic with because. 0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:33.040 My brain is just did that. Yeah, And I did 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:35.279 it to Lucas so bad that I put my sausage 0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:38.680 like on him. Do you know that? Oh yeah, I know, yeah, Like. 0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:41.200 The word got round about that. 0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:43.360 It was really rough and it happened twice, but you 0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.040 know it happened also Christian also did that to him, 0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:50.759 So it's not just me. And Grace, her his own girlfriend, 0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:53.440 said to me. She was like, well, like when he's asleep, 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.480 he like, you know, kind of rams his button to 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:58.160 me a lot. So she was like it really could 0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:00.800 be that, like he like inches towards you. So dude, 0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:03.560 it's not just me because also it happened with another person, 0:36:04.000 --> 0:36:04.799 Like did that to him? 0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:08.520 Bro, how could you let your best bro creciate your sister. 0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:12.160 Bro that, Like, I honestly don't know what switched to 0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:14.680 my brain. It really was the Fiona Apple album where 0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:16.799 I was just like they like need to be together. Bro, Like, 0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:18.160 I can't play god like that. 0:36:20.520 --> 0:36:21.279 So it was. 0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:23.400 I listened to it that night. In the day after 0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:26.480 I literally like called, uh, all right. I talked to 0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:27.920 Grace and I was like, I think you guys should 0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:29.480 get back together. And she was like, okay, well you 0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:31.439 gotta go fucking talk to him, and I did. 0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:31.960 Well. 0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:34.160 That album ended my relationship, so I. 0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:36.239 Know in a relationship sprouted from it though. 0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:40.400 Wow, yeah, so many things on and off. 0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:42.759 Yeah you're lucky, sleep in your bed. 0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:47.680 Yeah, no, squirt so hard you'll fucking die. 0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:50.359 I literally thought this was a real fucking foot just now. 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:52.200 That like scared the ship. 0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:52.320 Out of me. 0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:54.560 How the fuck did. 0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:56.400 You get your leg really flexible? 0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.399 Okay, let's do a spooky question. How do you want 0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:02.480 to die? You're always like I want to drown? 0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:05.600 No, okay, so no, no, no, no, let me clarify. When 0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:07.839 I was a kid, I really wanted to drown because 0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:10.960 if you don't know, I love water. I love swimming. 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.560 If I see a body of water, I will get 0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:14.160 in it. And I've always been like that since I 0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:16.000 was a kid, and I was really. 0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:21.440 Go ahead, the fuck are you? I'm sorry, but no go. 0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:22.839 Why would that be a lie? 0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:28.240 Like disclaimer, lie, I'm sorry? 0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.040 Are you gonna keep interrupting me? I'm good because we 0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:31.960 can take this off camera. 0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:33.279 And you like to swim in the body of water, 0:37:33.360 --> 0:37:35.560 Keep going, Annie. 0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.480 Annie, brain eating ambas. 0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:40.600 But I used to really want to drown when I 0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:42.319 was a kid, and then as I grew up, I 0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:45.200 obviously realized that is one of the most excruciating ways 0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:49.200 to die, and it would be terror. So my theory 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:52.080 is I will not be dying by accident, and I 0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:54.160 will be not be dying by the hands of somebody else. 0:37:54.200 --> 0:37:57.520 I will have a natural death, or I will kill myself, 0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:00.160 like I literally if I was in a situation where 0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:01.799 I felt like somebody had the upper handed was about 0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:03.640 to kill me. But I have to kill myself because 0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.319 I'm not letting you have the pleasure of it, like 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.960 you're not getting that from me, because I am very subborn. 0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:10.600 And I will get my lick, like if I don't 0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:12.680 even need the lick back, if the lick will be 0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.239 had on me, I will be licking first and I 0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:21.279 will not be got like oh your mama's vagina. I 0:38:21.280 --> 0:38:25.720 always get that first lick in it's like it's like 0:38:25.440 --> 0:38:28.480 it's you taste taste test. 0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.480 Like your mama is so rich because Red Lobster sources 0:38:31.520 --> 0:38:35.279 all their crabs. She's like wholesale, like she. 0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:38.080 Just when I when I look at your mom's pubes 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:42.760 under a microscope, I see the beach because there's crabs everywhere. 0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:45.800 Sandy and Sandy, Sandy. 0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:50.520 Gash, Sandy gash. You imagine, like imagine you're like, you know, 0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:53.759 doing that with somebody and you like they have like 0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:54.360 a cur. 0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:57.880 Do you want to die? How do you get a 0:38:57.960 --> 0:38:58.640 huge gash? 0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:03.799 Like open wound? I also am the same way. I'm like, okay, copy, No, 0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.600 I've talked about this a lot like original bro like, 0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:10.640 but no, it really is like there's a documentation, Hey 0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.200 tomorrow you're gonna die, Like this person's gonna kill you. 0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:14.960 I would be like, oh, then I'm killing myself tonight, 0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:17.640 like it's no question to me. It really is like 0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:19.440 I don't want that to be like, oh, yeah, he 0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:21.480 got killed by somebody, Like No, I wanted to be 0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:22.840 like he killed himself, isn't that. 0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:25.239 I want to Yeah, if like a murder is coming 0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.200 after me, I wanted to be so embarrassing because the 0:39:27.280 --> 0:39:30.280 murder is still gonna get like charged with like attempted murderer, 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:32.480 but I killed myself and then he's gonna have to 0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:34.319 go to court and be like, oh my god, no, no, no, 0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:35.880 I was gonna kill her, but she killed herself. I 0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:37.760 didn't kill her, and it's gonna be so embarrassing. 0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.759 But probably hanging is I've always been drying. 0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:40.239 I don't know. 0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:42.319 I feel like it's such a don't It's like a 0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:44.600 man thing. I don't know why, it just is. 0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:46.680 It is like a comedian thing. 0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:48.760 Yeah, it just that's how I feel like it would 0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:50.800 be best. It'd be real funny too. 0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:53.879 Like it would be awful, but like it might turn. 0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:55.719 Everywhere. 0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.200 I would be like the potato from the potato flu 0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:00.680 or in my room vine if. 0:40:00.520 --> 0:40:08.520 I die, I'm I'm saying a cave exploration accident. Like 0:40:08.560 --> 0:40:10.600 I want to be trapped in a cave and like 0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:13.200 with three other people and have to like explore our 0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.359 way out and if there is not a way out, 0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.880 then just like die in the cave. 0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:23.240 That's like awful. There's like so much fear and panic 0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:23.480 in that. 0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:27.719 Yeah, I'm addicted to fear and. 0:40:28.120 --> 0:40:33.200 I'm addicted to Hi. Hold up, you know, what you need. 0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:35.600 To do because you wanted to do it. Show us 0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:37.200 some of the people you find a talctive because that's 0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:38.759 what you were gonna do. You're gonna like look people 0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:40.480 up and find show us who you That's what you 0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:43.080 should do. Look up your weirdest person who you're talking to. 0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:47.360 And I need to see it. I already John. 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:49.640 Classic, like. 0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:53.240 Gorgeous you talking about. 0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:57.680 Like recently, he's a huge still, he's. 0:40:57.520 --> 0:41:00.719 Got a great face. Everybody loves him. I guess that's 0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:03.560 not that weird. Like Steve Buscemi would be a little 0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:04.080 more niche. 0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:07.080 I think, like, no, Steve Shemy in the movie ghost World. 0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.120 Though when he was younger he was pretty good looking. 0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:11.800 And yeah when he was younger he was pretty like hot. 0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:13.960 Sandler is one of mine. 0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.200 That's like not that crazy to me though. 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.960 Mine is Murray bart Let. 0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:21.040 Let me say, who's that? 0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:22.399 Who the fuck is that? 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:30.080 Yeah, he's like gorgeous, he's papa. Yeah, no, he's like hot. 0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:34.480 I like Michelle Pfeiffer, I think actually gorgeous. And Meg Ryan. 0:41:34.640 --> 0:41:37.040 Oh you know who one of mine is is Nick Offerman. 0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:39.720 Oh yeah, from Parctic Americans. 0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:40.840 Oh yeah, he's sexy. 0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:49.040 Boots the fough. Don't scare mombastic side eye creaming all 0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:55.759 over your side eyeing. 0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:59.440 No, I guess I don't know. We don't have I 0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:00.880 don't I act, now that I think of it, I 0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.200 don't know if I have anybody who I like to 0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:05.880 the to the general Mark Duplas. 0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:08.439 Who from Creep and The Morning. 0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.560 Show, Bitch, get the get a light. 0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.399 I think it's just because he's so lit, Like he's 0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:13.760 so lit and funny and. 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:16.759 Like, actually, you know what, I immediately take that back. 0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:21.799 That's what I'm saying when he has a beard, like, 0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:23.400 that's what I said last night. 0:42:23.719 --> 0:42:25.000 A frontal in the second movie. 0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:26.799 I don't want to see that. I literally don't want 0:42:26.800 --> 0:42:27.279 to see that. 0:42:27.560 --> 0:42:32.680 You need to see it. He shows to that picture tonight. 0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:36.799 Actually, I am. That's like, I don't want to say that, 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:39.080 but I'll say and then we can bleep it out. 0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:43.640 I am. 0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:44.520 Is that true? 0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:47.080 Yeah, take a. 0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:49.640 Let me change that tonight. 0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:51.200 No, I'm gonna change it for you and put it 0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:53.920 right on your buttthole and shake you around the house. 0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:55.640 Around the house. 0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:56.640 Fix you. 0:42:57.120 --> 0:43:00.319 I'm gonna super glue my rose toy to your whole. 0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:01.359 I can fix that. 0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:03.800 I want to do a Rose Toy brand deal. Please, 0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:07.240 I think you can get that they want. Okay, here's 0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:09.799 the thing is, they don't want me. They don't. I 0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:10.279 don't know. 0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:12.800 Why, flashing the camera your freaking balls. 0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:18.200 They don't want me, Chris Cross, Apple. 0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:20.239 Sauce, Josey, I'm not kidding. Your fucking bold is gonna 0:43:20.239 --> 0:43:25.279 be showing. I'm not kidding. Like, I know, we talked 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:28.000 about naked attraction last time when we were like doing 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.320 this literally. 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:33.359 And do you think you do well? 0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:35.600 You know what the thing is, I don't think I 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:36.399 would do that well. 0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:39.720 I think you do well, like I don't know I've. 0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:43.120 Seen you do wells Oh my god, thank you? 0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:45.080 Sure? Do you think you would do well? Yes? 0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:46.359 I think so. 0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:48.920 I think you immediately. No, I'm too like nasty and 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:52.000 twinky and skinny, like it wouldn't work. 0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:53.640 I see the scrawny guys. 0:43:53.360 --> 0:44:00.719 Winning voted out every single You're too skinny both. No, 0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:04.640 I don't think I've literally never seen one win. 0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:07.400 Oh I saw one win the other day that I 0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:07.839 was like. 0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:11.719 The one that was giving like mac Miller vibes. No, No, 0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:14.600 he was the one picking. He was a dime though. 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:18.520 He was like so cool, you know, yeah, I know 0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:21.000 who you're talking about, he was like, and then when 0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:23.799 he walked out at the end, it's like huge, like. 0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:25.680 Huge, No, we might be talking about someone else, because 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.319 it was pretty. 0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:30.200 It was pretty big. It was me and Sabena watching it. 0:44:31.000 --> 0:44:32.719 You're well, we all will have to look back at 0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:34.640 the clips. We'll have to roll the footage back. 0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:37.520 I don't think I would do well in there. That's 0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:39.440 just yeah, no one's gonna contest it. I don't think 0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:40.319 it's just. 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:43.480 It's I mean, if you go dressed like this, I 0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:47.160 think so it's drry. 0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:49.000 My grandma's gonna die soon. 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:57.239 Oh my god, that's awful. Do you want me to 0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:57.879 come visit her? 0:44:57.920 --> 0:44:58.160 Like this? 0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:01.040 Process scared enough be. 0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:07.319 Like, oh my god, Josie. Yeah, actually that's a lot. 0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.040 I think I would do pretty well on naked Attraction. 0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:12.279 I think I would at least make it to uh 0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:15.600 the faces, and then once it's the faces. 0:45:15.320 --> 0:45:16.400 Face card decline. 0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:22.800 Yeah, he'd be like, oh, put it down. 0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.680 Everything, Oh, she's a butterface, everything but her face. 0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:27.360 I never knew that's what that meant. Really, No. I 0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:31.560 thought it just meant like greasy, like but like I 0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:32.799 literally that's what I thought it. 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:36.640 Was, Oh, she's got a Domino's pizza face. It's like 0:45:36.640 --> 0:45:38.040 like greasy garlic. 0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:40.640 Actually, I think if it was a man choosing, I 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:42.479 would lose. If it was a woman choosing, I would 0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:44.040 win a naked attract Wait. 0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:45.359 Wait wait, wait what the fuck did you just say? 0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:46.879 You said if it was a man choosing, you would win. 0:45:47.239 --> 0:45:48.080 No, I would lose. 0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:50.160 And it was like what. 0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:53.719 Blood blood, blood prints on the ceiling. Sorry that was me. 0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:58.960 Well she had our period and then we didn't have 0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:02.480 any tampons, so yeah, duh. The New Exorcist to me 0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:05.960 was okay, just saying you don't feel like they did 0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:07.840 a good representation of your story. 0:46:08.200 --> 0:46:11.239 Hell no, I'm on Exorcist, bro, what the are you 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:12.560 talking about? I am scary? 0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.200 Sorry you guys, Look, do you know her? 0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:16.040 Huh? 0:46:16.080 --> 0:46:18.120 Do you know the Exorcist girl? 0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:18.520 No? 0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:22.240 I know an. That's actually really fucked up to ask, 0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:24.640 like other demons if they know other demons, Like they 0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:25.400 don't all. 0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:28.719 Know each other, bro, Like I just would assume you 0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:31.400 guys probably like live in the same like areas and stuff. 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:35.600 Hell no, they live in Hell. Well let me tell you, guys, 0:46:35.760 --> 0:46:42.359 this is the big place. Okay, Hell is actually so 0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:47.359 lit and really cheap, rent a lot cheaper than LA. 0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:48.240 I'll tell you that. 0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:55.680 Crazy it's dragging me through the fucking mud, y'all. Okay, well, 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:57.719 I will say this isn't my story to tell, but 0:46:57.760 --> 0:47:00.640 I just wanted to say this. Something spooky. He really 0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:05.359 did happen last night, Like really really fucking spooky. 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:08.880 Na Let y'all can have that to tell that. 0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:10.480 But because I don't even know. Yeah, I don't even 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:12.400 know what his vibe is on it. Yeah, I was 0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:13.200 thinking that too. 0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:17.960 Just know I had to run because they scared me, 0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:22.120 not because anything happened to me. Drew ran for his 0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:26.680 life and drenched a lot of trauma from a lot 0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:27.720 of trauma from. 0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:30.040 The break in. Can I admit something to you? 0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:31.360 No, that was me? 0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:32.400 I know it. 0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.759 You're like the eighth person that has said that to me. 0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:40.240 His fucking nasty pubes. They're seared into my brain forever. 0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:43.440 They're still in that shower. No, there probably are no 0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:44.480 one uses that shower. 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:47.120 No, ever since the break in, it's been like two 0:47:47.280 --> 0:47:49.560 three years, Like that shower has not been touched. 0:47:49.760 --> 0:47:51.719 And I mean even before that was it ever used. 0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:55.960 I like also just moved in. Yeah, the reason there 0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:57.800 was a razor and that what was in there is 0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.759 because I had used it and I had to I 0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:02.560 had to get through that week. Bush. 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:08.000 I would love to see that. Oh, let's celebrate each 0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:09.040 other's beautiful. 0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:10.040 Boy Fortnite map coming out. 0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:14.000 Actually, yeah that is true. Wait when in like weeks, 0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:16.640 I think, oh, it's the o G map, like o 0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:17.719 G map, which. 0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:20.160 Is I don't even know what that looks like, like. 0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:23.200 Like Tilted Towser, Tomato. 0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:27.040 Town, Pleasant Park, I think, which is that's the that's 0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:28.840 a hot spot to land where you go to like 0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.680 get a bunch of fucking kills, Like that's where you go. 0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:34.720 Yeah, are you going to hop back on when they updated? 0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:39.400 Yeah, I'm actually so excited. Cars. They're getting ready of 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:41.040 the cars, it's only going to be like maybe golf 0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:43.200 carts or shopping carts that they used to Oh the 0:48:43.280 --> 0:48:45.600 shopping carts is so the mobility is going to be 0:48:46.000 --> 0:48:47.880 asked from what I've seen, which is fine. 0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:49.279 Shopping carts. 0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:50.960 Yeah, they used to have that. You could like hop 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:52.160 into a shopping cart. 0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:53.640 And roll down a hill really fast. 0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:55.839 Yeah that was like because I remember when I first 0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:58.120 played it was yeah, probably like twenty eighteen. You were 0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.200 like twelve and eighteen. I was seventeen. I knew you, 0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:05.120 I didn't know you did know me. Okay, you invited 0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:07.160 me over a late talk and I was seventeen. 0:49:07.400 --> 0:49:09.960 Oh that they don't know you like I know you 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:12.200 sit down, they don't know you like. 0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:14.440 But also I wanted to take a quick moment to 0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:18.319 thank everybody because I could. I feel like I said 0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:27.200 thank you but not big enough. You know, are you watching? 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:31.160 Are you watching something? I was just gonna say something. Yeah, 0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:37.920 I was gonna say thank you, Oh my god, but 0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:40.000 just say it, like, dude, your. 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.640 Phone is like the lottest you unironically did not want 0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:45.000 me and your Josie were in the bathroom like getting 0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:46.640 ready you un ironically. 0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:49.000 I noticed myself doing it, so I turned my phone 0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:49.960 down and then I was. 0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:53.120 The only person I know, maybe like one other person 0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:56.080 who will sit in my car like in the passengers. 0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:59.439 Lot, drive me. 0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:02.160 Deal with it, like I'm not gonna. 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:03.680 Be like, hey, get off, TikTok. 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:04.640 But like you're one of the only. 0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.279 People I know. Do what else am I supposed to do? 0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:09.120 Out the window. 0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:13.120 Nasty, fucking gross la where it's just concrete and fucking 0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:17.040 no trees, no rocks, no gravel, nothing, It's just concretely 0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:20.600 like I'm Angelino originally. 0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:24.560 So this Orange County and or whatever the take offense 0:50:24.640 --> 0:50:24.960 to that. 0:50:25.600 --> 0:50:25.759 No. 0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:29.280 Literally, it drives me fucking insane. Like I'll be trying 0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.320 to listen to music and drewis sitting in my passenger 0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:32.840 seat watching TikTok's out loud. 0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:35.719 And sometimes it'll be on a day like going to 0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:38.480 or leaving the gym where you have headphones on your 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:40.879 person but you don't put them on, and he will 0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:44.440 just watch tiktoks and he watches them so fucking loud, 0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:46.000 and it's the worst thing. 0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:49.440 Ever. The people watching relate more to me than they 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:50.160 relate to you. 0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:52.719 I think you might find that most people. 0:50:53.239 --> 0:50:55.160 Are lit and love Drew Phillips. 0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:58.240 Did we talk about Drew running a red light completely 0:50:58.320 --> 0:50:59.040 with eight people? 0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:02.800 Yeah, I briefly spoke about it. But we went to 0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:06.080 Halloween Horror Nights. If we didn't, and. 0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:08.839 If we didn't, I uh went the Halloween horn Nights. 0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:11.400 If we did it, Oh if they didn't know, sorry, 0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:14.400 but we were. I was driving home, I had my 0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:17.960 car and there was like twenty of us and I 0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:19.400 was like, oh, y'all don't have to uber and then 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.279 I was like, oh wait, I miscounted like tragically, like 0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:24.160 two people had to sit in the back of my 0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:26.480 trunk and one person had to sit in the lap 0:51:26.520 --> 0:51:29.359 of another person. And I was just like driving home 0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:30.759 and I was like whipping the pits out of my 0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:32.839 car and it was. 0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:36.120 Like a two minute drive. Yeah, like literally like three minutes. 0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.800 It was from Universal like, yeah, it was two minutes. 0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:44.040 While yeah it was crazy, it wasn't crazy, and I'm 0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:47.080 just driving mine of my business and I've literally never 0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:49.480 done this once in my life. But like, I just 0:51:49.560 --> 0:51:52.040 didn't clock that there was a red light in front 0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:54.400 of me, and I just drove through it and literally 0:51:54.520 --> 0:51:58.040 everyone in the car but me noticed and they were 0:51:58.080 --> 0:51:59.080 like and it just ran. 0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:01.000 For a second, and then everyone was like did you 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:02.839 just did you run that red light? 0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:06.040 Yeah? Like also it was like hella late, it was 0:52:06.080 --> 0:52:07.680 really late, and I was like, yes, I did. 0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:09.960 And then it doesn't help that Drew was so drunk, 0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:11.800 Like it definitely was liked it had. 0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:14.080 I mean, you had like I want to say, like five. 0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:17.280 Drinks then drinks like an hour before I left. 0:52:17.360 --> 0:52:19.920 I literally cannot imagine you drunk anymore. 0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:22.920 Like I haven't seen you're drunken so long, dude, I 0:52:22.920 --> 0:52:25.200 think I like broke my wrists or something, because when 0:52:25.200 --> 0:52:27.440 I like press on my arm, it like hurts. So 0:52:27.880 --> 0:52:31.319 you broke your wrists? Yeah, Like, but after Drew ran 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:33.560 that red light, everyone kind of noticed, and Drew like 0:52:33.719 --> 0:52:41.520 was just like as that fucking should already laughed and 0:52:41.560 --> 0:52:44.200 they were like you go, yeah, you're like honestly, like 0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:45.640 I can't even be afraid. 0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:46.680 Or scared that that happened. 0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:47.480 Yeah, you. 0:52:48.920 --> 0:52:50.000 I'm never drinking again. 0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:51.680 Yeah, I can't imagine. 0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:54.239 And also after that, when we finally was just me 0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.520 drewing and you're in the car, like we dropped everyone off, 0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.960 she was like, dude, I didn't notice that red light, 0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:01.920 and I knew when you said, I was like, there 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:04.279 is no wage or just like did that for fun? 0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:05.040 Yeah? 0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:08.080 Like it was, You're like a very cautious driver. 0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:11.840 Yeah, I'm very defensive, but I want to clarify I 0:53:11.880 --> 0:53:14.960 did not have anything to drink. I haven't had anything 0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:19.680 to drink and like forever. But the reason why I 0:53:19.680 --> 0:53:22.000 will never drink again, and I feel like this is 0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:25.239 important to say, is because I feel like drinking is 0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:29.280 a very very very slippery slope, except especially for people 0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:33.080 with addictive personalities, and if you can just bite it 0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:35.880 in the ass, if you can just eat the ass 0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:38.560 of the addiction, like before it even starts, I would 0:53:38.600 --> 0:53:41.880 recommend that. Yeah, I because every time the reason I 0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:44.080 stopped was because every time I drank, I would drink 0:53:44.120 --> 0:53:46.919 to fucking blackout. Like it wasn't It wasn't like one 0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.799 or two drinks. It wasn't fun. It was never like 0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:50.680 a fucking vibe. 0:53:50.719 --> 0:53:52.880 It was literally just like it tastes how drink can 0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:54.919 I get, like get all this shit down my throat 0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:58.239 sock ad be crazy? Like I don't enjoy drinking it. 0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.399 So to me, I I'm not gonna get fucked a. 0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:04.360 Good night out like binging Like eight drinks in the 0:54:04.400 --> 0:54:07.120 span of like three hours is like fun every now 0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:10.759 and then every four months. But like we were, the 0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:12.960 amount of times we were drinking, it was just like 0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:16.480 unhealthy and it very easily could have became a problem tour. 0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:19.239 I literally become an alcoholic on tour. I'm sorry I do. 0:54:19.640 --> 0:54:21.280 It's so goddamn boring. 0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:24.400 Like I feel like every musician I know goes on 0:54:24.440 --> 0:54:24.799 tour and. 0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:28.760 They like never go on stage drunk. Fuck that fuck 0:54:29.120 --> 0:54:32.120 No nobody. I get free drinks. We get free drinks 0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:33.879 wherever we go. And after the show, I'm like, yeah, 0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:36.000 we don't get it. I'll get a bic eliminad. 0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:36.560 Sure. Yeah. 0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:41.440 My issue was that I like, I can't say no 0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:42.239 to somebody else. 0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.120 I was gonna say, I'm really. 0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:47.520 Bad with like anytime anybody on the planet could be like, 0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:48.080 do you want to drink? 0:54:48.080 --> 0:54:50.000 And I'm like yeah, if it's an open bar. Also, 0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:54.000 it sucks because like as like a beautiful person, like 0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:58.520 essentially the beauty standard, like borderline ten out of ten 0:54:58.600 --> 0:55:03.000 PSL God order, and like really really like attractive like 0:55:04.080 --> 0:55:07.880 the beauty standard period. Like for a minute, it's just 0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:11.080 hard when people like the people flock to give me drinks. 0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:13.680 They want to give you me. Yes, bit, what am 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:14.880 I talking about? Look at me? 0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:19.800 No notice me doing giving body. 0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:22.319 Body? 0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:30.960 Look around the room, off my gra Hello, give us 0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:32.439 some girl, give us some arty girl. 0:55:35.960 --> 0:55:39.120 My name is Dorthy and I just want to some money. 0:55:40.239 --> 0:55:44.160 My name is Oh. Are we gonna sleep that out? 0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:52.359 Wow? You're over? 0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:58.840 Wow, that literally just happened. I can't believe that just happened. 0:56:00.840 --> 0:56:01.759 Look around the room. 0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:05.480 I think it's really just like I'll drink. I'll probably 0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:06.120 drink so much that. 0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:09.960 Till I'm drunk, smoke till I'm high. 0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:14.040 I probably drink check chocol my throat. What I'll probably 0:56:14.120 --> 0:56:16.040 drink chocol my throat. 0:56:16.600 --> 0:56:17.840 Drink Chuggle on your throat. 0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:21.360 I said, I drink. Wait, drink Chuggle in my throat. 0:56:21.600 --> 0:56:22.759 That's what you just said. 0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:25.319 I said I'd probably drink and drink and I'll die 0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:30.120 from throwing up. Oh wait on it, give me like 0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:30.600 a year. 0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:36.399 Getting robbed. No, yeah, a bunch of celect like two 0:56:36.400 --> 0:56:39.319 point zero is happening, and they're being very secretive and. 0:56:39.280 --> 0:56:43.440 We didn't do it. The fact that it's not us 0:56:43.600 --> 0:56:44.400 is like fucked. 0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:48.480 Yeah, and it's not like it was definitely like we 0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:49.759 wouldn't because I wouldn't do that. 0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:51.480 Don't check my computer, yeah, we would not. 0:56:51.800 --> 0:56:54.880 Don't check my closet. Like we weren't stealing from celebrity. No, 0:56:54.920 --> 0:56:56.840 like a bunch of celebrities were getting robbed. And like 0:56:56.840 --> 0:57:00.040 the only reason why it's leaking is because like some 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:03.520 one went to this like party of like a bunch 0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:08.719 of like LA people, and like the commissioner and people 0:57:08.800 --> 0:57:11.880 there were like just talking like shit talking and whatever, 0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:14.280 and we're talking about how like a bunch of people 0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:17.200 have been getting like notable people have been getting robbed recently. 0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:21.040 That's crazy. They can't have a ring camera. How you 0:57:21.080 --> 0:57:22.440 got all that money and no ring camera. 0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:24.840 I mean they probably do, but that's the thing they 0:57:25.200 --> 0:57:26.040 like bypass it. 0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:29.520 Paris Hilton and people like that with the blingering Paris Hilton. 0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:31.840 Every time they went to her house to rob her house, 0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:33.760 it was unlocked the front door. 0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:36.680 I feel like that's like a big thing when you 0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:39.760 grow up, like live in like a good neighborhood. Though. 0:57:39.800 --> 0:57:41.640 I don't think we're paranoid. I think we're just like 0:57:41.720 --> 0:57:43.840 normal people who grew up in normal neighborhoods. 0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:46.960 To lock your door suburbia, you didn't have to lock 0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:47.280 your door. 0:57:47.360 --> 0:57:48.920 Yeah, Like that shocked me when I moved in with 0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:51.120 these freaks and they were like, yeah, they would always 0:57:51.120 --> 0:57:52.040 forget to lock the door. 0:57:52.280 --> 0:57:54.560 Yeah. I like it was like a learning curve for 0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:58.320 me to learn to lock the door. Like small township. 0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:00.920 So if I was going to commit murder, I should 0:58:00.960 --> 0:58:02.720 go to a suburb in town. 0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:05.000 And if you set in, yeah, would you do it? 0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:06.640 Also, I'd have my big boobs out. 0:58:06.680 --> 0:58:09.360 So I've already talked about fridge hopping. Y'all know, yeah 0:58:09.840 --> 0:58:11.200 on the podcast have I talked about it? 0:58:11.240 --> 0:58:12.200 Yeah, you've talked about it. 0:58:12.280 --> 0:58:13.120 I don't know what that is. 0:58:13.920 --> 0:58:14.560 Well let them know. 0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:19.840 It's basically what we used to do is literally commit 0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:24.160 crimes when I was like fifteen sixteen, and we would 0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:28.880 go around my neighborhood and find open garages. Don't fucking 0:58:28.960 --> 0:58:30.840 do this because you will go to jail. It's twenty 0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:34.040 twenty three. There cameras everywhere. You're fucking stupid, and you've 0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:35.120 been warned if you try to do this. 0:58:35.240 --> 0:58:37.600 Okay, if a kid, okay, keep going in that. I'll 0:58:37.640 --> 0:58:38.400 say my piece on this. 0:58:38.800 --> 0:58:41.600 But we would go house to house and find open 0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:47.160 garages and then we would look inside their garages for refrigerators, 0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:50.000 and if they had a refrigerator, we would open up 0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:53.520 the refrigerator and the freezer and steal all of the 0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:56.280 alcohol out of it. And like every time we did this, 0:58:56.560 --> 0:59:00.080 we had alcohol for like four months, like it was crazy. 0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:04.320 We No, we didn't steal anything else. There was one 0:59:04.320 --> 0:59:06.800 thing that I feel really really guilty about still to 0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:10.040 this day. But no, there was like they were making 0:59:10.160 --> 0:59:13.240 someone was like making their own wine or beer or 0:59:13.240 --> 0:59:15.800 something and there was like a glass jug like with 0:59:15.960 --> 0:59:19.280 handles on the side like this, and like it was full, 0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:21.800 and like we brought it and we put it like 0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:26.280 into the getaway cart and like we like smelled it 0:59:26.320 --> 0:59:29.680 and it smelled fucking rancid. So we just threw it 0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:33.160 in the lake. And every time, every time the lake, 0:59:33.440 --> 0:59:36.720 like there's like a drought in Grandberry, like in Hood County. 0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:39.959 There's like a part of the lake that we drove over. 0:59:40.080 --> 0:59:41.480 We can still see the jar. 0:59:41.760 --> 0:59:42.640 You can blood. 0:59:42.880 --> 0:59:44.680 Yeah, it's like it just floated down to. 0:59:45.000 --> 0:59:47.200 That was somebody's hobby that was probably keeping them from 0:59:47.200 --> 0:59:50.720 like doing something really evil and bad. And then they went, yeah, 0:59:51.400 --> 0:59:53.360 so you have to live with that forever. Yep. I 0:59:53.360 --> 0:59:54.920 feel like you're over it though it's like fun. 0:59:55.120 --> 0:59:57.680 Yeah, I don't give a fuck now, but I still 0:59:57.720 --> 0:59:59.120 every once in a while, I'm like, damn, I just 0:59:59.160 --> 1:00:01.959 like ruined. I would ruin people's days, like they would 1:00:02.000 --> 1:00:04.120 like look in the refrigerator and be like where's that. 1:00:04.280 --> 1:00:06.240 Wait? Yeah, I would be fine with that, though I'd 1:00:06.240 --> 1:00:08.480 be like bro, like I would assume it was kids 1:00:08.520 --> 1:00:11.200 and be like whatever, And I'm like kind of probe 1:00:11.200 --> 1:00:13.160 being an adult and giving kids alcohol too. 1:00:13.280 --> 1:00:16.680 Oh, don't do that. Don't make me drink. 1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:21.040 Are you guys mad at me? I mean, I risked 1:00:21.080 --> 1:00:22.760 my job for you guys to have a good time, 1:00:22.800 --> 1:00:25.080 and now it feels like you're mad at me. 1:00:25.760 --> 1:00:27.680 I was. I was withholding this because I didn't know 1:00:27.680 --> 1:00:31.320 if I wanted to say it or not. But one 1:00:31.360 --> 1:00:34.000 of the houses that we would hit a stain on 1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:41.920 every single time was a cop but we would steal 1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:45.560 from his refrigerator. And the last time I ever did it, 1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:49.760 we went into his house and we were all very 1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:52.080 deep into his garage and we had the beers in 1:00:52.120 --> 1:00:56.480 our hands, and we heard his front door open and 1:00:56.640 --> 1:01:00.320 he said sit and like like scince his dog after dress. 1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:03.120 So we had to fucking run up the goddamn block. 1:01:03.200 --> 1:01:04.400 It was so spooky. 1:01:04.760 --> 1:01:06.320 Is it worth it for a beer. 1:01:06.560 --> 1:01:07.720 When you're like sixteen? 1:01:08.000 --> 1:01:08.200 Yeah? 1:01:08.320 --> 1:01:11.160 Like it's lit like yeah, like it's I saw someone. 1:01:11.160 --> 1:01:13.640 It was like it's a cannon event to like sit 1:01:13.760 --> 1:01:15.880 in a circle with your fifteen year old homies after 1:01:15.880 --> 1:01:18.800 you stole like a single wine cooler out of your 1:01:18.840 --> 1:01:22.200 like garage refrigerator, and you pass it around and each 1:01:22.240 --> 1:01:24.600 take a sip and it's like you act like you're 1:01:24.680 --> 1:01:26.600 drunk like it's such a ride of past. 1:01:26.720 --> 1:01:28.160 I think I said this on the podcast, but I 1:01:28.200 --> 1:01:35.280 will never forget my dad was leaving. Oh, just like 1:01:36.320 --> 1:01:36.880 is hurting me? 1:01:37.440 --> 1:01:38.560 Are you serious? 1:01:38.720 --> 1:01:40.560 No? I have a really bad headache. I've been getting 1:01:40.600 --> 1:01:42.439 really really gnarly head. 1:01:45.000 --> 1:01:47.200 I want to hit it from Can I give you head? 1:01:47.280 --> 1:01:49.960 You can? You know you can hit it? 1:01:50.040 --> 1:01:51.320 Can I teach you how to give head to a 1:01:51.360 --> 1:01:53.080 woman by me doing it to your penis? 1:01:53.120 --> 1:01:56.280 You actually don't need to teach me because I study porn. 1:01:56.320 --> 1:01:59.840 I macro doos porn obviously every morning, and. 1:01:59.840 --> 1:02:02.720 I actually a lot or like it's a tiny bit. 1:02:02.680 --> 1:02:05.040 Macros a lot. Micro's a little like. 1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:09.840 You like you consume it in lump sums like a lot. Wow, 1:02:09.920 --> 1:02:11.360 that's really bad for you, I think. 1:02:11.920 --> 1:02:13.080 I mean no, I. 1:02:15.520 --> 1:02:18.160 This podcast porn and boobs and stuff. Yeah. 1:02:18.320 --> 1:02:20.960 What I told Lucas that I that I was going 1:02:21.000 --> 1:02:23.480 to hurt myself all right, that I tried to hurt 1:02:23.520 --> 1:02:26.200 myself for prior And he said, damn, you can't even 1:02:26.320 --> 1:02:29.360 do that right, And he told me that I have 1:02:29.440 --> 1:02:30.120 no commitment. 1:02:30.880 --> 1:02:34.760 Joe Biden could instantly improve his rating if you insert 1:02:34.800 --> 1:02:35.240 the photo. 1:02:35.360 --> 1:02:39.040 Insert the photo. I pray to be as oblivious and 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:43.160 geriatric and senihileis that would be so. 1:02:43.120 --> 1:02:45.760 Felting, melting, melting. We were put in a position where 1:02:45.800 --> 1:02:46.280 we had to. 1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:51.280 I cannot believe, I literally cannot believe that that as 1:02:51.320 --> 1:02:54.400 our president, he's living. I mean every president ever has 1:02:54.440 --> 1:02:57.960 been a fucking puppet. But like I watched the clip 1:02:58.000 --> 1:03:01.400 of him, like he literally and not form his own 1:03:01.440 --> 1:03:04.880 fucking thoughts. Like he looks like my grandpa, like the 1:03:04.960 --> 1:03:07.680 last time I saw him before he died, Like it's 1:03:07.800 --> 1:03:11.919 he's he's over. He he just needs to drop out. 1:03:11.960 --> 1:03:13.480 He needs to drop out and give another. 1:03:14.920 --> 1:03:24.040 Williamson. Thank you Williamson. She loves birds, sweet girl, she's cool. 1:03:25.360 --> 1:03:28.040 She she can mind the gap in the gap. Sorry, 1:03:28.080 --> 1:03:30.280 I'm looking for something to talk about. 1:03:30.600 --> 1:03:33.240 Let me see your gap. Also, we're at an hour. 1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:44.520 And yeah and yeah, are you okay? Guys we had 1:03:44.520 --> 1:03:47.960 to cut and you started crying. She started thinking about 1:03:48.000 --> 1:03:50.000 like all the girls that don't get good head from 1:03:50.040 --> 1:03:52.640 men like that, But like Drew Phillips, he gives good 1:03:52.640 --> 1:03:53.240 head to women. 1:03:54.520 --> 1:04:01.640 So do you actually give head to girls? And yes 1:04:01.760 --> 1:04:05.280 he does. If I was a girl, I would let 1:04:05.360 --> 1:04:12.120 you do that to me. Sleep over, Come on, cibra. 1:04:12.360 --> 1:04:14.000 Oh my god, I don't even want to talk about 1:04:14.440 --> 1:04:15.919 like how crazy do I look? Right now? 1:04:16.080 --> 1:04:19.360 You look fucking into awesome. I've like become used to it. 1:04:19.440 --> 1:04:20.919 But like it's if. 1:04:20.840 --> 1:04:22.120 I look like this all the time and you're gonna 1:04:22.120 --> 1:04:27.520 still be my friend? Probably not? Probably not, Dude, you 1:04:27.560 --> 1:04:36.480 look terrifying. Touch my body, body, body, Yeah, this is 1:04:37.760 --> 1:04:39.200 I feel fucking crazy. 1:04:39.440 --> 1:04:41.600 Oh what's cool is I thought about this the other day, 1:04:41.760 --> 1:04:44.600 me and Drew will die historians for sure, because since 1:04:44.600 --> 1:04:46.560 we were on Vine and like at the cusp of 1:04:46.600 --> 1:04:50.000 YouTube and stuff, I get to tell my kids that 1:04:50.040 --> 1:04:51.840 I did a lot of good on the planet. 1:04:52.080 --> 1:04:52.320 Yeah. 1:04:56.280 --> 1:04:58.080 It was a really high thought I had where I 1:04:58.120 --> 1:05:00.880 was like, oh my god, low Key in a way, I'm. 1:05:00.800 --> 1:05:03.520 A history I have always thought about that historical they're 1:05:03.560 --> 1:05:06.880 going to write like me into the books of history 1:05:06.960 --> 1:05:09.600 because like, low Key reinvented this shit. 1:05:10.120 --> 1:05:13.200 We were though, she's saying history instead of history. Why 1:05:13.200 --> 1:05:13.840 are you saying that. 1:05:13.760 --> 1:05:14.720 It's a historian. 1:05:15.840 --> 1:05:18.120 I guess a historian is somebody who's like really like 1:05:18.160 --> 1:05:19.240 well versed on history. 1:05:19.280 --> 1:05:21.160 Oh you're saying you're going to be a historian. 1:05:21.240 --> 1:05:22.840 Yeah, I'm going to be a historian. 1:05:22.960 --> 1:05:24.080 Oh, okay, her historian. 1:05:24.240 --> 1:05:25.240 Yeah, her historian. 1:05:25.520 --> 1:05:27.920 No one's ever talking about her story. Let's talk about 1:05:28.000 --> 1:05:29.640 Nya for the day I. 1:05:29.520 --> 1:05:31.680 Saw somebody was like, oh my god, Enya when she 1:05:31.720 --> 1:05:33.920 talks about her life and the things like when I 1:05:34.000 --> 1:05:36.360 talk about my life in an emotional or like an 1:05:36.400 --> 1:05:41.240 emotionally intellectual based conversation, people are like, I make fun. 1:05:41.080 --> 1:05:49.160 Of the fact that I'm so your life. 1:05:49.720 --> 1:05:51.640 People were like, uh, it was like, oh my god, 1:05:51.680 --> 1:05:53.480 when you turn twenty four and your life changes. But 1:05:53.680 --> 1:05:55.360 they were just like making fun of me. But you 1:05:55.360 --> 1:05:58.480 don't know what I've been through, and that's what you 1:05:58.520 --> 1:05:59.600 don't know my story. 1:06:00.120 --> 1:06:01.600 I know your sweet story. 1:06:02.520 --> 1:06:04.720 My story makes you a little horny, does it not? 1:06:05.520 --> 1:06:07.680 No, Seeing you and Drew touch will make me feel 1:06:07.720 --> 1:06:11.280 that way sometimes. And I hate when you guys fight. 1:06:11.520 --> 1:06:14.960 I'd rather you guys touch and be happy because no, 1:06:15.040 --> 1:06:18.320 it turns me on. It does. And then I get 1:06:18.320 --> 1:06:20.760 to go to Josh's room while he's not here and 1:06:22.120 --> 1:06:26.240 freak it you freaking in the sauna, like in the corner. Yeah, 1:06:26.880 --> 1:06:27.640 in the corner of the sauna. 1:06:27.760 --> 1:06:32.480 Yeah, you have to necessity somebody. I won't say that, okay, 1:06:33.000 --> 1:06:39.200 media of the he he we watched the Scooby Doo 1:06:39.200 --> 1:06:44.200 movie and it is so fucking good. Yeah, I fell 1:06:44.200 --> 1:06:46.800 asleep during White Chicks, so and I knocked out. 1:06:46.880 --> 1:06:53.120 And then last night I watched The Descent. Amazing, scariest 1:06:53.160 --> 1:06:55.320 movie I've ever seen and we'll ever seen. I literally 1:06:55.400 --> 1:06:59.600 am fucking traumatized by those critters. I hate that movie 1:06:59.640 --> 1:07:01.479 so much, but it's so good. It's scares the fucking 1:07:01.480 --> 1:07:02.920 I mean, when she's swimming in the pool of. 1:07:02.840 --> 1:07:08.920 Blood girl in Erupted, you are so girling right now 1:07:08.960 --> 1:07:13.959 you're actually girl and the girl interrupted movie. I can't 1:07:13.960 --> 1:07:15.360 do that scream. I wish I could do that scream, 1:07:15.360 --> 1:07:18.520 you know, like the Lime Lips scream, the Lime Lips 1:07:18.800 --> 1:07:19.680 Scary may scream. 1:07:19.760 --> 1:07:23.120 Yeah, if I if. 1:07:23.000 --> 1:07:26.560 I see it like a hero, you need soundboard, I 1:07:26.640 --> 1:07:31.280 know I won't wear dude. Actually, like we need to 1:07:31.360 --> 1:07:37.479 switch Gibbe and Kai for like a day for one episode. Funny, dude, 1:07:37.480 --> 1:07:44.720 I don't want fucking Kai and Yeah, okay, wait, can 1:07:44.800 --> 1:07:45.480 y'all play your ears? 1:07:46.280 --> 1:07:49.280 I can't even hear that. Well, honestly, play one more. 1:07:49.120 --> 1:07:50.280 Time that's it's about to go. 1:07:58.200 --> 1:07:58.919 Oh that was good. 1:07:59.080 --> 1:08:02.240 I kind of matched the puck, but. 1:08:04.520 --> 1:08:11.800 That's pretty goody, you see you see you see you 1:08:11.840 --> 1:08:12.280 see you. 1:08:12.520 --> 1:08:13.600 Every time. 1:08:16.000 --> 1:08:18.080 You did something the other day that pissed me off, 1:08:18.280 --> 1:08:21.040 but it was like a sound Oh we did karaoke. 1:08:21.160 --> 1:08:22.680 We didn't even talk about karaoke. 1:08:23.240 --> 1:08:27.920 Look pretty, hello, Wow, I look pretty all right? 1:08:28.040 --> 1:08:28.280 Well. 1:08:28.680 --> 1:08:31.240 My songs of the week are in Ain't Me Babe, 1:08:31.680 --> 1:08:37.519 Joan bays our House, Graham Nash and Jonie Mitchell cover 1:08:38.280 --> 1:08:42.360 Milky by Pram, and ninety nine Miles from La, which 1:08:42.400 --> 1:08:46.120 is a song jo Siah told me about That's true. 1:08:47.120 --> 1:08:52.320 Thank you, You're welcome. My song of the week is 1:08:52.360 --> 1:08:56.519 Can't Escape by a Little Yarn? Fuck is that again 1:08:56.600 --> 1:08:57.080 and again? 1:08:57.200 --> 1:09:00.439 I'm gone again and again and again and again. 1:09:00.640 --> 1:09:03.160 I fuck with that. And if anybody in this goddamn 1:09:03.160 --> 1:09:04.720 world is going to be mean to that girl, I 1:09:04.760 --> 1:09:06.960 will hunt you down and I'll go buy a fucking gun. 1:09:06.960 --> 1:09:08.440 I don't care, Okay, I. 1:09:08.000 --> 1:09:08.559 Know I will. 1:09:08.720 --> 1:09:09.559 I literally will. 1:09:10.240 --> 1:09:14.080 Every episode that you're on the podcast you threatened buying 1:09:14.080 --> 1:09:14.760 a gun. 1:09:14.680 --> 1:09:15.720 I'll buy the fucking gun. 1:09:15.760 --> 1:09:21.280 I don't care, Okay, my songs, I'm still listening to 1:09:21.360 --> 1:09:24.880 Opus three. I don't listen to music anymore. I went 1:09:24.960 --> 1:09:28.080 too fucking deep and like burned all my music brain cells. 1:09:28.200 --> 1:09:30.519 They burned all the dopamine that there was to get 1:09:30.680 --> 1:09:30.920 from it. 1:09:31.160 --> 1:09:34.559 I don't like music anymore right now, So listen to 1:09:35.680 --> 1:09:38.120 what is it? Good Day by Opus three. 1:09:37.800 --> 1:09:40.879 Good Day by Sizza. 1:09:39.840 --> 1:09:46.000 Have a good day. But y'all, we almost forgot what 1:09:46.240 --> 1:09:47.599 Drew's syop Corner. 1:09:48.400 --> 1:09:50.240 Welcome to Drew Shyam Corner. 1:09:50.720 --> 1:09:54.519 I smelled my coworker's breadth Enya and Josiah and damn 1:09:54.560 --> 1:09:57.000 near put my two weeks notice in for the podcast. 1:09:57.240 --> 1:09:59.599 Oh okay, that's not even your coworker. 1:09:59.680 --> 1:10:03.200 But on crow Worker, this is when. Do you remember 1:10:03.240 --> 1:10:08.519 when you had braces? Yeah? I nutted in India's braces 1:10:08.600 --> 1:10:11.280 and now my kids are behind bars hashtag free my kids. 1:10:13.320 --> 1:10:14.520 Did you really have braces? 1:10:14.640 --> 1:10:15.040 Yeah? 1:10:15.080 --> 1:10:15.759 Did you have brains? 1:10:15.960 --> 1:10:17.040 My teeth were fucked up. 1:10:17.080 --> 1:10:19.720 I had braces and I nobody at it. And the 1:10:20.000 --> 1:10:22.800 first fucking tour date I went to on press play, 1:10:23.000 --> 1:10:25.240 I lost my retainer and I got the gap again. 1:10:25.520 --> 1:10:27.320 I love you need the gap, You need the gap. 1:10:27.360 --> 1:10:27.960 Find the gap. 1:10:28.479 --> 1:10:31.280 Literally, you are minding the gap. What does that mean? 1:10:31.360 --> 1:10:31.800 I don't know. 1:10:31.960 --> 1:10:34.200 It could mean something like political or something. 1:10:34.240 --> 1:10:35.080 Sorry, I don't know. 1:10:35.360 --> 1:10:36.880 I think it's like mind the wage gap. 1:10:37.840 --> 1:10:39.760 I believe in the wage gap, though, yeah, we gotta 1:10:39.840 --> 1:10:42.400 keep Oh, I got to get some levels to this. 1:10:42.600 --> 1:10:44.960 I was part of the one percent. Like I make 1:10:45.080 --> 1:10:48.120 three hundred million dollars a year. I don't think I 1:10:48.200 --> 1:10:52.280 could live without that. So I'm tired of bitches complaining like, oh, 1:10:52.320 --> 1:10:55.879 like I only make sixty seventy eighty thousand dollars a year. Okay, 1:10:55.920 --> 1:10:58.480 I make three hundred million, like, and I'm barely surviving. 1:10:58.560 --> 1:10:59.960 Like we both have it rough out. 1:10:59.840 --> 1:11:01.439 Here, drew us the crypto arena. 1:11:01.880 --> 1:11:05.000 Sorry, you're not supposed to say that publicly, so don't 1:11:05.160 --> 1:11:05.600 have to believe that. 1:11:05.960 --> 1:11:08.559 If your pussy stinks and your dick is little, y'all 1:11:08.560 --> 1:11:14.800 belong together, fish and shrimp basket one. Okay, crop top 1:11:15.240 --> 1:11:17.840 crop tops with no titties. Bitch, that's a. 1:11:17.760 --> 1:11:23.639 Bib, bitch, that's boom. I didn't feel that one. 1:11:27.120 --> 1:11:30.680 If your pussy's wet and your ugly, congratulations, you're a 1:11:30.720 --> 1:11:38.920 water bug? What what the hell did YO say to say? 1:11:39.000 --> 1:11:40.280 Can you do one about tuna box? 1:11:40.840 --> 1:11:42.200 Leave my tuna box alone? 1:11:42.840 --> 1:11:49.240 Talk about welcome to tun box. 1:11:49.320 --> 1:11:52.559 I think you can used to chunk blood like sand. 1:11:54.200 --> 1:11:54.680 We called you. 1:11:55.840 --> 1:11:59.200 I never called you. Josh called you that I never 1:11:59.479 --> 1:12:01.000 called you, and I think it was funny, like. 1:12:03.240 --> 1:12:05.960 All the time, and then they knew it would piss 1:12:06.000 --> 1:12:07.600 me off. So I feel like y'a would say it 1:12:07.640 --> 1:12:09.400 to piss me off when you wanted to bother me. 1:12:11.640 --> 1:12:14.040 And I've adopted. 1:12:17.360 --> 1:12:17.439 You. 1:12:17.560 --> 1:12:19.759 Used to get so mad when we asked you to say. 1:12:19.800 --> 1:12:24.880 In your face like damn And on one Christmas, because 1:12:24.960 --> 1:12:26.760 Josh made it up, he was like, and his catch 1:12:26.760 --> 1:12:29.760 phrase is Nanya damn business. But she's like, I've never 1:12:29.840 --> 1:12:32.439 said that. But on Christmas one year, I was at 1:12:32.439 --> 1:12:33.760 the bottom. I was the only one who heard at 1:12:33.760 --> 1:12:35.400 the bottom of the stair. She came in and I 1:12:35.439 --> 1:12:38.040 was like, I was at the top of the stairs, 1:12:38.200 --> 1:12:38.720 at the top of. 1:12:38.640 --> 1:12:40.360 Their Yeah, I think we had just come back from 1:12:40.560 --> 1:12:41.799 Christmas and you said. 1:12:41.720 --> 1:12:45.639 Nana, damn business Christmas. 1:12:46.600 --> 1:12:49.320 It was Okay, y'all have heard of pre nut or 1:12:49.560 --> 1:12:53.960 post nut clarity, Right, y'all heard of post nut clarity. Yeah, Well, 1:12:54.000 --> 1:12:59.760 I'm introducing something called pre nut insanity, where it's like 1:13:00.120 --> 1:13:03.120 me like literally going insane until I get my nut off. 1:13:03.479 --> 1:13:07.240 Okay, Well this ship I do though, before I get 1:13:07.320 --> 1:13:08.800 my Okay, that's now. 1:13:09.640 --> 1:13:10.720 Eh. 1:13:10.720 --> 1:13:14.320 Well, Thank you guys so much for watching. This is 1:13:14.400 --> 1:13:19.960 so disgusting. It is really disgusting, and your butt you 1:13:20.320 --> 1:13:22.680 get away. 1:13:23.439 --> 1:13:26.240 Thank you guys for watching and listening. 1:13:27.120 --> 1:13:32.080 Thank you so much, seek thank. 1:13:31.200 --> 1:13:32.080 You for having me on. 1:13:33.240 --> 1:13:34.080 No, I'm not doing this. 1:13:34.600 --> 1:13:37.479 Listen, go listen to Billy and Jean. We didn't do 1:13:37.680 --> 1:13:40.719 We literally didn't do the one thing I wanted to do. Okay, 1:13:40.920 --> 1:13:43.280 you don't have to be here for this, but I 1:13:43.439 --> 1:13:46.519 literally need to do what's it called I need to 1:13:46.600 --> 1:13:50.800 do this so bad? What is it called smelling salt? 1:13:51.160 --> 1:13:53.880 Just make be goodbye? 1:13:53.960 --> 1:13:58.479 All Right, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Funk. 1:13:58.520 --> 1:13:59.360 I don't want to do it. 1:13:59.479 --> 1:14:04.400 Just do it? Are you? Okay? 1:14:05.439 --> 1:14:05.479 No? 1:14:07.280 --> 1:14:09.519 Would you imagine if this podcast was just me and. 1:14:11.000 --> 1:14:12.840 No guys, I'm not even kidding. I think I like, 1:14:12.920 --> 1:14:14.880 I think I caused a brain aneurysm. Like I don't, 1:14:14.920 --> 1:14:17.160 I like, I don't literally can't see. 1:14:17.080 --> 1:14:19.120 And you don't have health insurance, So good luck. 1:14:19.080 --> 1:14:19.799 That like cleared? 1:14:19.800 --> 1:14:22.360 My sinus is so well though, does it feel like 1:14:22.360 --> 1:14:26.160 you just like like a chlorine cleanse? 1:14:26.400 --> 1:14:30.439 I feel like I can breathe for the first time. Okay, Well, 1:14:30.439 --> 1:14:35.320 this has been this is Drew this Yeah, just wait, 1:14:35.360 --> 1:14:37.599 you do look like Andy, Like you actually look. 1:14:37.560 --> 1:14:40.720 Like her right now? And eighteen be like the the 1:14:42.840 --> 1:14:49.320 I'm Billy and I'm uh, I'm wait, imagine. 1:14:48.920 --> 1:14:52.720 Actually different, imagine us on this podcast. We start a 1:14:52.760 --> 1:14:55.479 podcast together. We should do like one spin off and 1:14:55.880 --> 1:14:59.360 we like started under like the Emergency and or calm 1:14:59.400 --> 1:15:00.400 like you Universe. 1:15:00.520 --> 1:15:04.680 We're just the inter com owns billion and you want 1:15:04.680 --> 1:15:10.000 to say bye, Goodbye San Francisco. 1:15:09.680 --> 1:15:15.640 Ween, love your Happy Monkey by Halloween Spectacular Special. 1:15:16.400 --> 1:15:56.040 Goodbye. Yeah m hm