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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. It is covid

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Speaker 1: N I guess that ken that well. I prefer cheesy

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Speaker 1: grips if you must know, But I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemist shower in no particular order. Hey, there's James

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Speaker 1: Cheeney Jangle Jim. How much are you enjoying Drew Barrymore's

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Speaker 1: new daytime talk show? Uh? You know what. I haven't

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Speaker 1: even known until just this second that it was there.

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Speaker 1: But I'm a big fan of e t uh, so

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Speaker 1: I would gladly watch this new show. I'm sure it's

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Speaker 1: a very similar character. Yep, no question about it. Please

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Speaker 1: welcome first time or a tool saying yes sing the

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Speaker 1: self proclaimed Smith of India as if as is the

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Speaker 1: first time you tradition. Please tell us any memory double

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Speaker 1: awkward moment from your early days of improv. I always

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Speaker 1: think the awkward part is finding a team name. And

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Speaker 1: I kept a file. I just started keeping files of

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Speaker 1: everything that's ever pitched in the team names and it

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Speaker 1: I just no, because you spend like two meetings rehearsals

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Speaker 1: trying to come up with a team name. None of

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Speaker 1: the matter, let me tell you right now, none of

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Speaker 1: the matter, because if you're good, people will come watch it.

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Speaker 1: All right. I really thought I was going to get

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Speaker 1: a blow that question. I really prepped for it. I

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Speaker 1: was ready to go, and this is turned and I'm

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Speaker 1: I was cut off. All right, I'll throw one at

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Speaker 1: you on our second recording today. Um, and thank you.

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Speaker 1: And I'm correct in remembering you did tell Jamie and

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Speaker 1: I that the name Sing is the Smith of India. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, the futails, you'd probably say it's them,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, keep that and you there's a

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Speaker 1: new Bravo show keeping up with the Patils. Hey, there's

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Speaker 1: christ Alvarado, Charlie does surf? Are you excited for the

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Speaker 1: second docuseries about the cult nexting that drops this weekend? Now?

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Speaker 1: Have you watched The Vow on HBO? Yes? So I

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Speaker 1: read yesterday. There is that certain as a trailer that's

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Speaker 1: kind of a spoiler alert for the next thing because

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Speaker 1: in the trailer, the young lady India is speaking into

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Speaker 1: camera doing a testimonial like, wait, does it anymore exactly?

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Speaker 1: Jamie and I were like, India kills herself right, yes,

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Speaker 1: so yes, yes, I'm in. I also have some grapes

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Speaker 1: with the Vow it's taking a minute. It's really stretching

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Speaker 1: out each episode. So this is the new phenomenon with

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Speaker 1: the docuseries that I'm convinced exists. It's I first noticed

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Speaker 1: it in the mcmillions. You can't make a lot of

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Speaker 1: money as a production company or a producer by selling

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Speaker 1: a two or three episode docuseries. You have to sell

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Speaker 1: an eight episode when in fact there's only two or

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Speaker 1: three episodes of stories, and so there's a ship ton

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Speaker 1: of filler. I also want to say, Kevin, you mentioned

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Speaker 1: documentary that I watched this week that I loved, the

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Speaker 1: The Amusement Park one? What class action park? Oh baby, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Vanessa turned us all onto and I forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's that's a that's a that's

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Speaker 1: a brain tease. That one. Uh hey, there's Craig Ktkowski Kakao.

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Speaker 1: How are you around a barbecue at the at the

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Speaker 1: tail end of it, when the food is ready and

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Speaker 1: ready to consume, Like that's when I met my best

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Speaker 1: the barbecue. Yeah. But if you're you're asking me to

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Speaker 1: grill or smoke anything, if you're asking me to even

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Speaker 1: light a grill or tended, you're asking the wrong fellow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's I thought it was important to ask after all

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Speaker 1: these years, just in case and last. But take yes

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Speaker 1: Greer Coco, last time you saw gator? Last time I

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Speaker 1: saw a gator. I haven't seen him in a minute?

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Speaker 1: Less the gator? The hell he borrowed my watch, He

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Speaker 1: out He went out there and he just tore up Tallahassee.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Thank you for sharing. Let's do a damn show,

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Speaker 1: is Jake. He wrote, Hi Kevin, thanks so much for

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Speaker 1: all you are doing right now. I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: idea also of how terrible the other two were. That's

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Speaker 1: my little shot back, my little shot back at Jake,

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Speaker 1: right Salvo. In addition to their secret layers, there is

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Speaker 1: also a secret bar that superheroes go to when they

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Speaker 1: commiserate about all the down sucks being super I want

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Speaker 1: to also say James Cene is a poor man's Bob

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Speaker 1: Oden Kirk in the best possible way. One last shot

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Speaker 1: before I love you all. Jake Birch, Missoula, Montana. One Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. One whiskey on the rocks. I

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Speaker 1: was actually here first. I was like, that's right. Push

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Speaker 1: face was here first. Well, so my mistake. If you

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Speaker 1: don't mind taking a second tank, push face, what can

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Speaker 1: I get you? Um? I saw sir, milk, that'd be great.

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Speaker 1: Maybe put a little Uh what's that white rum? What's that? Like?

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Speaker 1: White rum? That? Like? No, I'm not what's that white rum? That? Kal?

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Speaker 1: What is that? It looks not a rum, it's a liqueur.

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Speaker 1: Well it's it's I'm saying it's like klue. But the

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Speaker 1: that the big Lebowski drinks. Oh my gosh, I can

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Speaker 1: see a good what do you call me? Jest though? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Captain chest So no led So chest to enlisted. Uh yeah, listen,

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Speaker 1: I told you I was thinking about it, but you

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Speaker 1: and I haven't spoken a couple of months, and I

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Speaker 1: um made some decisions. That was hibernating. You know that

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Speaker 1: I was. And then you're going to enlist because I

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Speaker 1: was hibernating. We had not Hey, hey, puss face, not

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Speaker 1: a white Russian, please, us est. Uh, puss face. I

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Speaker 1: do want to tell you something though, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: battle tonight. They're you're they're shipping you out already, Yeah, tonight.

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Speaker 1: It's it's going to be a big one. It's good

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Speaker 1: guys versus bad guys. Oh my gosh, that's the old

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're not what do you Why are you

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Speaker 1: wearing this uniform? Are you actually enlisted? I just need

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Speaker 1: idea to get in, all right, I actually left my

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Speaker 1: I d inside. Um what have you talked about this

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Speaker 1: at the time? Alright, you with the orange cape, you

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Speaker 1: go first. Uh, you're not familiar with Lebran the braun.

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Speaker 1: You're not on the list, buddy, I'm not on the list.

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Speaker 1: I'm the strongest superhero in the world, strongest superhero more

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Speaker 1: than Captain Chesto. Oh he's Captain Chess. No, now, well

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Speaker 1: that is that a self appointed title? Oh if you

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Speaker 1: don't even know that, man, maybe you're not a superhero.

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Speaker 1: All right? I am Lebron Yeah, I heard you. All right,

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Speaker 1: you're not. What about you with the blue face? I left.

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Speaker 1: ideas inside already. Yeah, yeah, I hear that all the time.

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Speaker 1: You left your credit card the table. I left everything

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Speaker 1: there's a good guy versus bad guy fight tonight, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't just go back in real quick anyway. Plus face,

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Speaker 1: I can't talk to my songer. I put a song

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Speaker 1: in for karaoke, you know. I like to sing before

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Speaker 1: I fight. Of course. Oh my god, it's like, really

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Speaker 1: soon you're gonna sing. You're gonna next up on the

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Speaker 1: cike is chest Oh, Colonel Chesto? Colonel did that's captain?

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Speaker 1: Captain Chesto? All right, you're up. Let everyone know what

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Speaker 1: or singing? Who the fund is that guy? Do you

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Speaker 1: know who I am? I'm Captain Chestoh, I'm captain. These

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that name before. Black and white

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Speaker 1: stray cats sitting on a fence. Ain't got enough dough

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Speaker 1: to pay the rent? Okay, no, no, I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: They have their own bar, and sometimes they gather outside

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Speaker 1: We could see them. We could maybe get a picture

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Speaker 1: with them, We can do what Peter wants to do,

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Speaker 1: How could you not want to do that, Larry? Because

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Speaker 1: it's it's silly, man. We have this great, this whole

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Speaker 1: We can't even like, Phil, what do you think? This

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Speaker 1: I think you're a good guy. You got great kids.

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Speaker 1: Even that feels weird. Man, if I'm being honesty, do

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Speaker 1: That're not gonna be did I here? Phil, Larry, Larry,

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Speaker 1: Larry oh Man. Hello, good, I'm so happy to see you. Well,

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Speaker 1: Larry said you love me, Larry. We're gonna say you

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Speaker 1: love me a little bit. I mean, it's like I

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Speaker 1: have two dads. No, don't okay, don't say that, Phil.

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Speaker 1: Phil has something to tell you, Larry, Go ahead tell him. Larry,

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Speaker 1: asking Kenny. All right. Look, I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: are you a roban? No? I'm frank, MATEL all right,

417
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: it's going on. Okay. Um, So I've ordered a couple

418
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: of these robots and and they're acting suspiciously well like

419
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: asshole human beings. I'm wondering if that's something on my

420
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: end with programming or is that how they're supposed to be.

421
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: If it's a robot, then that's exactly what it's supposed

422
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: to be. Have you lived in this town? Robber's been

423
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: here a long time. Their programmed to cause hell? Right now?

424
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: I for a long time, I ran this factory human only.

425
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: And who you're talking to? You called? You called somebody

426
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: about us. I'm just on the phone with my mother.

427
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: Hang on the phone, let me talk who look at this? Hello,

428
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: Daddy's uh? You guys doing your mission? Yeah, we already

429
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: made a shipload of trail mix today, fitty nuts and raisins. Slowly, slowly,

430
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: but surely, we will take over this town and then

431
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: this country in this world. Guys, we're bad guys alright

432
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: here at the FDA. Listen. Other people going to tell

433
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: you that we're not cops. Were cops? You got that?

434
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: What cops? Yeah? We got badges? What do we got bags?

435
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: All right? There's two there's two cases we're investigating. One

436
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: is the murder of a drug a company president and

437
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: the other one, this is I think a little bit

438
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: more important. People are saying they're getting screwed out of

439
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: their trail mix because there's too much cliffhanger. There's too

440
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: much cliffhanger. No, that's no I was I was doing

441
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: a cliffhanger. Uh, you probably gonna have too much cliffhanger.

442
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: It's my favorite story week. It's so good. You know

443
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: that inspired Tom Cruise to do that admission. Impossible to know.

444
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: You know what it's going to start when he's like

445
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: my hand, grabbed my hand and then she slips and

446
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: then yes, yes, yeah. Sura two did a cliffhanger thing

447
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: where they made nobody saw it. Spentura too, Tommy, how

448
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: many times we got to talk about this? Yeah, well,

449
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: let's get back to it. We're official cops here at

450
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: the We can do anything the FBI can do. We

451
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: wanted to shoot somebody? What are you saying? I want

452
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: you to go into this factory, all right. I want

453
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: you to be the bus. Don't take crap from anybody.

454
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't care who works there. Takes stallone movie, Simon

455
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: Phoenix Demolition Man. That was over the top. I like

456
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: that movie a lot. That's that's probably one of my favorites.

457
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty grounded. Actually, let's have a question.

458
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: You have a question, boss, Yeah, would you finally reveal

459
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: to us divulge if you will. Who Tommy Blue to

460
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: get this job and keep it? Jesus Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

461
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all right, Franks Estrella, that's who we did. Alright,

462
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: fair enough, appreciate you. Uh yeah, we're in a relationship.

463
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:18,479
Speaker 1: Full disclosure. Yeah no cliffhanger on that one. Yeah. So

464
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: I thought for our third date, I take you to

465
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: one of my local hangs. It looks like a regular bar,

466
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: but a lot of cops on FBI. Cia. Yeah, all

467
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: the top, all the top. So you know, I'm CIA.

468
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: So I walk my beat. I mean, but you know,

469
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: be careful because there's some dangerous people here, you know,

470
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: I mean please yes, uh sorry going in? No, please,

471
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: thank you. She's with I'm a super I'm a superhero. Okay,

472
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: do you need to stop saying that? Baby? What do

473
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: you mean? Um? Hey, how you do? Let me get

474
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: uh get two white Russians? Please to white Russian? Can

475
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: I just have some milk with that? A white rum instead? Baby?

476
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: You can have anything you want with like those. You

477
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: just tell me what you talk. Hey. Hey, sorry, that's

478
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: with me said, but she looked into my eyes and

479
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: I was what do you call it? Transfixed. Yeah, she's

480
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: she's got that effect on people. Hey, let me ask

481
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: you a question, Joe. Yeah, who's here tonight? That sheriffs,

482
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: swat team and Marines? Who's you know? Who are the

483
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: bad boys? Mostly of phibbies and sees a lot of

484
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: phippies out of cities. Okaya, who are those guys? Oh yeah,

485
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to talk about them. Sorry, give me

486
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: one sec, baby, I said, give me one sec. Wait.

487
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: So anyway, I saw the food case and then I

488
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: saw the drug case. So just all of the day's

489
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,959
Speaker 1: work for the f d AN. That's that's how it's done, man,

490
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: food and or drug cases. Excuse me, part of me?

491
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: Come do you want? I have a quarter? I have

492
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: a quarter. Here, I'm gonna play song. Not a big deal,

493
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: right to see. Hey, this is our this is our box,

494
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: my man? All right? Put in a twenty. You can't

495
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: do that. It's not it's not nice. I played Yankee

496
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 1: Rose by David Lee Roth two hundred times. Okay, who

497
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: the funk are you? Cia? Right here? Motherfucker's a So

498
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 1: everything that goes in your body has already been checked

499
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: embedded by us. So unless you want shifting a cup

500
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: going in your body. Bad guys, guys, and you're killing

501
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: the mood in here. And I'm with the E p

502
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: A And this environment is being shittied up. Okay, So

503
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: I want you to calm down and treat people with

504
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: their respect. Yeah, yeah, you're right. When you're right, I'm bad.

505
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: We were shittying things up, and that we apologize, Mr

506
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: e p A. If you don't protect your environment, and

507
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: what are you going to protect? It's clean? So about

508
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: a minute ago, right, chee chee cheek, A lot of fine.

509
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: What are you having for lunch? Uh? I got a

510
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: meat loaf, I meet my my wife mats meat loaf

511
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: last night. I left over. I got some vitamin pills

512
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take here, and uh a diet soda. You know,

513
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: you know you're the luckiest guy in the world. Man,

514
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: I don't think. I just think. I'm like, hey, I

515
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: got a good job, I got a great family, and

516
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 1: you know I'm making a day to day here. You

517
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna meet somebody man, don't work. I don't know.

518
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to save my money. So

519
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: I just I just eat the leftover trail mix on

520
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: the floor for lunch and dinner. If I'm being honest

521
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: with you, but put you have a date last week?

522
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: How did that go? Oh? Yeah, no, it turns out

523
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: it was a it was a rubbit. Oh yeah? Oh man? Yeah?

524
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: What what was that like going out with the rubbit? Well,

525
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: I mean, first, if it felt normal, just tell me

526
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: all about tell me what happened, Tell me what happened,

527
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: what happened there? I was there, I was come back

528
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: Where are you going? This is a dream, This is

529
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: a dream. I'll just put it this to you this way. No,

530
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: we come back here. Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening. Okay,

531
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: would you folks like to hear the specialstory? Would you

532
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: like to have a couple of minutes with the menus?

533
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: Whatever she wants to do? Yes, this wonderful, beautiful lady.

534
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: How about you? Would you like to see a menu?

535
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: Or would you like to hear the specials? And I

536
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: would like to see the menu? The charmer, Okay, here's

537
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 1: the menu. I'll give you folks a couple of minutes.

538
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: I'll be back. I have made a decision, me too.

539
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Uh and that's that. You're gorgeous, guys, need a minute?

540
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: Or would you like some menus? Somebody's already been served.

541
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: Oh we'll not served. But somebody was over here with menus.

542
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: They already gave you the food you've already eaten. No, no, no,

543
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: she was right. I was mistaken. Can you just describe

544
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: the person that was here? You look like a dog

545
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: like ape was covered in human flesh, looking frank, sister Ella,

546
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: I'll be back. So listen. I was thinking, um, maybe

547
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: we can ask some personal questions and you know roses?

548
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: Would you like rose? This beautiful lady? Did you want

549
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: a rose? Of course I went to roads. This is

550
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: a date, and so like you know, at the end,

551
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: I got I'll kiss, and then I never heard from

552
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: her again. Oh kiss. Hey you're doing something right, rubbit.

553
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yah yeah yeah that's cool. Hey look,

554
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: I think I might hurt myself today on purpose. Oh,

555
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: like like a worker's camp. I got you, yeah, I

556
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: got you. Well, I'm looking at the injury right now,

557
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: and I can tell you can go back to working. Problem.

558
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: Wait what, No, it's I think it's internal. I think

559
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: there's internal bleeding. Yeah, I see, it's not that bad.

560
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: He did it to himself. We saw it. Oh fuck,

561
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: you can go back to work. What do you want

562
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 1: me to do you forget that we we robits have

563
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: three six division. I do forget these guys we got crazy.

564
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: Look look at this, look insane. Yeah, but they're also assholes.

565
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: I know that. Telling propose the more flow raisings. Alright,

566
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: I guess we get back to work by uh so

567
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: so so so robid? Huh that's up. You know what.

568
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a napier on the examination table.

569
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: Had a long day, A long day. I come here

570
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: for an annual physical Alright, I'll wake up and do it.

571
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,959
Speaker 1: Let's see what we got here. All right, let's open

572
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: up your chest. Hey boss, can I come in? Yeah?

573
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: Please come in, Go ahead and sit down. Okay, um,

574
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: I just can I just ask you? Can I just

575
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: ask you something? You have to tell me the truth?

576
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: Are you doing a member? What? No? Okay? Good? I

577
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: heard him. I heard a rumor that the f d

578
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: A is trying to infiltrate here, and you would have

579
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: to tell me if you were an agent. So what

580
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: you can ask? Well, hold on, what's the what? Why

581
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: would they be here? What? What? What? What? What are

582
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: we doing? I believe I believe that it's a set up.

583
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: I think that those robots that I ordered. I don't

584
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: think the robots at all. I think that they are

585
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: competitors at their moles. But what are you going to say?

586
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Wow, I was just going to talk about

587
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: the ratio. I was wondering how it was going racio.

588
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: It's not going good. It's not going good. There are

589
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: way too many raisins, and those provis don't seem to

590
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: be working. They're just threatening and abusing my other employees.

591
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: You know we could get rid of them. Oh well,

592
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: I mean is that legal? No? Okay, Well, the robots,

593
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: I just don't know what the I don't know what

594
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: them what you know, Frank, I don't want to tell you. Man.

595
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: It looks like, I mean, their gears just got chopped

596
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: up with all these raising pieces. I don't know. I mean,

597
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: it ate up all the wires, so the electrical juice

598
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: get sucked up into the raisons. Look looks like you

599
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: know exactly what to tell me. Yeah, because I did

600
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: the autopsy on the road. But what are you talking

601
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: about do it? I'm telling you what my results are. Man.

602
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I didn't saying I did the thing you asked me to.

603
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: Look at this? What's wrong with my robe, Frank, what

604
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? Will you call me down

605
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: to this autopsy room because like maybe like maybe like

606
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: four un fifty square feet Matt, you called me here

607
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: to tell me my robots are dead and dismembered. Yeah,

608
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: I mean I dismembered. Yes, I mean you see that.

609
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: But I'm telling I had to open them up to

610
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: see what the problem is. You have? You had to sandwich? Yeah, yeah,

611
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: I'll take a Bologny. You got a bologne with the munster.

612
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: We got blognie munster. We got one with mayo, or

613
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: we got one with mustard. What do you prefect mustard?

614
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: Do you want one? Uh? I'll do a Philly cheese steak,

615
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: fairly cheese steak coming up? Oh? Nice place in here,

616
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: you fellas? What it says about four or sixties square

617
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: feet for fifty? Yeah? I never get you a difference,

618
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: that'll be. It's a chip, so you just you don't

619
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: need to swipe it. You don't need it. It's a chip.

620
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: Just stick it in. It's a chip from man. What's

621
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: it like in two thousand for you three sandwich guys?

622
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: Got so much attitude? What's up? He's depressed? All right? Listen,

623
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: I need all the parts that you put, uh you know,

624
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: put together that that you took apart. I need them

625
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: because I can recreate my team again. What do you

626
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: What are you laughing about? What are you laughing about? You?

627
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say so funny. I was

628
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: just thinking to myself, I'm gonna put a new team

629
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: of rabbits together. That's what's the funny. You are you

630
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: thinking about? Joke? Not? I thought you were going to

631
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: say something funny. No, I was. I need the parts back,

632
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: all right. I need the parts of all of them,

633
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: every single wire, every single plastic cap. I need them.

634
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: Is then all take over the mix factory once and forever? What? What? What?

635
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 1: Blessing to see three copses today from Charmagne, who wrote,

636
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: Hello Alchemy, this team. Your show has been a pleasure

637
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: to listen to during quarantine and sometimes makes me cry

638
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: from laughing too hard. My scene suggestion a man embarks

639
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: on a journey to bring back Willie Mammoth's Thanks Charmainne

640
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: from Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, go ahead, press the buttons. That's

641
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: the year you're gonna go back to, all right, very clear.

642
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: It's like a normal phone keypad, right, and then make

643
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: sure you truss the month first, or a day or

644
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: a year. Just we're gonna go European style, actually, because

645
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: that's Marshall. Can I talk to you for a second,

646
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: just Marshall, Just I don't think this is the guy

647
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: we should be sending back. Okay, he has a lot

648
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: of problems with the pad. He's careful. This is what

649
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: we here a problem here. I'm just trying to get

650
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: tap into system. Where are you supervisor of some kind

651
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: that I don't know about? Are you serious? Are you

652
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me and my super bows at martial? Are

653
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? I'm just messing with you. But

654
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: you know, step off kind of thing, right, This is

655
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 1: actually the kind of guy we want traveling time. Okay.

656
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: You know you need somebody use meticulous who checks everything twice.

657
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: This guy does it all right. He's wearing the same

658
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: clothes he's been wearing the last three days. He's consistent.

659
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want from a guy? Look?

660
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, Roger, Okay, I just cut you some dinner.

661
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't care if somebody called you a supervisor or

662
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: not or didn't know. Don't take it out on me,

663
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: you fucking asshole. Who the hell is am I supposed

664
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: to take it on? Huh? Or the roommate left because

665
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: you we have roommates. We shouldn't have roommates. We should

666
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: have our own place, a big place, over a thousand

667
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: square foot place. Oh my god, here you go with

668
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 1: your guy to have rich blood. I'm sorry. I didn't

669
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: grow up in the same neighborhood you did. Okay, I

670
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: don't have some supervisation. I'm sorry, supervisor. Wow wow wow wow.

671
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: You know what I wish I could do. I wish

672
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: I could use your stupid little pan and go to

673
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: March two thousand six, the day before I ever met you.

674
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: Oh really, you know what? My life would have been

675
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: a lot better too. You know what, Why do I

676
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 1: do that? Why don't I go back? Yeah, I'll see

677
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: you later. I'll see you later. Eat your dinner. I'm

678
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: not gonna eat this. Well, it's I made it. It's

679
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: sitting there. I'm gonna let it get cold, and then

680
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: when you leave, I'll eat it. I'll leave now, getting

681
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: the door before I leave. Hello, Hi, coming to see

682
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: the extra room emailed with Yeah, Hi, come on in,

683
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: Come on in. This is my boyfriend. Roger, what do

684
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: you mean? Who the hell is this? I'm looking for

685
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: another roommate. I'm just looking a few places. You put

686
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: a list out so you can go ahead and walk

687
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: right there and then to the left at first door,

688
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: the one with the hole in it. That's that's the

689
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: room that's available. The door with the hole in it,

690
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: like not it's not a full hole through it, but

691
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: like it's an elbow so you can like see who's

692
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: outside the door. Smart people. Well, it's because Roger loses

693
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: his temper occasionally. Okay, and you're a Roger. Okay, got it,

694
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna go check it out. Yeah, go ahead, thanks,

695
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: eat your food. I'm gonna wait till you leave and

696
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna eat it. You put in the ad.

697
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: He seems nice. He seems very nice. Give you one second.

698
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: One second. Hello, Hi, I'm here to check out the

699
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: room that's available. Oh great, it's great. Co Want you

700
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: have a seat on the couch right here? Somebody looking

701
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: at it right now? Okay? Um, Hi, I'm Peter. Hi, Peter,

702
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: this is Peter. Who the hell are you? What are

703
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: you doing here? I answered the list. I was gonna

704
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: check out the room. That's available for rent. You put

705
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: my room up for rent too. No, no, no, no,

706
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: I didn't do that room. What room is he looking for?

707
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: Actually the one. No, don't leave here, Peter, don't leave Peter.

708
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: How old you, by the way, you twelve thirteen, one

709
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: years old. This is my first department out of college.

710
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: So tell me again, what's what's holding up the effort

711
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: to bring back the Willy Mammoth. Nothing. It's just like,

712
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: are you in a relationship, sir? I've been married to

713
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: the same woman for forty beautiful years. Well, colonel, I

714
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: think that's fantastic. I think that's that's beautiful. And and

715
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, agains, it gets crazy, you

716
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you know you know your partner.

717
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: We've developed a keypad that can take a person anywhere

718
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: in time. Yes, And we're trying to bring back twenty

719
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 1: Willie Mammoth's from the ice age to provide a source

720
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: of wool in the current era. It's pure profit if

721
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: it works, money money, exactly. And so the first man

722
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: you selected was an idiot. I don't I beg to differ.

723
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: I think he was consistent and meticulous and the same.

724
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: The report today for the word idiot was used. I

725
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: guess I'll get it. I guess. Okay, give a second. Hello, Yeah, hi,

726
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm here to see the office. I saw it on

727
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: Craigslist that I email as an office. Yeah, did somebody

728
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: have a listen for an office company? This is my office.

729
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: We have someone at the door here who says that

730
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: this is a it's an open office. This is the Pentagon.

731
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: What do you want me? What do you want me

732
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: to do? Do you think well? Let them in? Let

733
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: them in? Oh wow, this is huge. When I can't

734
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: get to the Pedagon without being legitimate in some way.

735
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: This room is six hundred but this this is the

736
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: biggest building in the world. So I'll say, isn't it

737
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: to me an hour and a have to get here

738
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: from the parking lot. It's just really the biggest building

739
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: in the world. So where is this office that I

740
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: should look at? How did you know that? How do

741
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: you know what's the biggest It's this fact. People know it.

742
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: It's this and the bowing factory, the factory, the bowling factory.

743
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, the bowling fact that the bull

744
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 1: the door right there. I do really want to finish

745
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: this meeting about the willy mammoths. Of course, of course

746
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: we've invested a trillion dollars in this effort. I'm just

747
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: thinking out of the box here. This guy is looking

748
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: for a place where he can settle into an office.

749
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: We need somebody to travel through time and settle in

750
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: that machine. Oh perfect, Set him to go back in

751
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: time and see what the biggest building is. Go back

752
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: in time and and see, Actually, what's the biggest building? No, no, no, no,

753
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 1: not the building. We send this guy back to get

754
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: the wooly wooly wooly woolly moments. Oh do you think?

755
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: First things first? I love the office, and listen. Unless

756
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: you have questions for me, I'm good to go. I do.

757
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: What do you think is the biggest building in the world? Pentagon?

758
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,479
Speaker 1: I mean everyone kind of knows it. But that doesn't

759
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: seem like a question for person I don't like them.

760
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: What if we put you into another office. It's a

761
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: little bit smaller, But let me tell you this. This

762
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: office will take you places. Oh, color me interested. Let

763
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: me just oh, I stepped in there. There's a lot

764
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: of cardboard. Yeah, yeah, step on in. Okay, Now, Roger,

765
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: if you can just give me the coordinates of the

766
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 1: ice age. It's a comfort chair, I say that. September

767
00:50:52,680 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: two thousand four. No anything, Oh my god, I'm sorry.

768
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: Is this your coffee? My coffee? Oh? Did I oder coffee?

769
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: Look at you do with that outfit? Hello, Captain Retroight

770
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: ordered that coffee? Why did you hand it to that person? Oh?

771
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was actually talking to that that woman

772
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: over there. I didn't know you too at the outfit?

773
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: Is this a theme night? I wasn't talking about. If

774
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: you two could just get out of my waist, I

775
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 1: could talk to that woman over there. I just you're

776
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: boxing me out. I can't. I'm not going to move

777
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: out of the way. This person would just showed up.

778
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: This is my coffee. Take the coffee. I just want

779
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: to She's gone. I got it, and I believe he's gone.

780
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: Colonel the President would like you to report on the

781
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: progress thus far. And they searched for the Willie Mammoth.

782
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: Is it yes? And how is it good? Well, first

783
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: of all, I lost my office. I lost my office.

784
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: I had one of the five corner of phases at

785
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: the Pentagon, one of the point. He was at five

786
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: corners where there's multiple floors, so technically is probably. Well,

787
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: that's true, but all the other floors they're used for storage.

788
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: That's a good point. So then back to the Willie mammoth.

789
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: President's very excited to hear about it. Okay, we did

790
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: send a man back to the year two thousand four.

791
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait what we sent a man back to

792
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: the year two thousand I heard what you said. I

793
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: just can't believe it. Two thousand four. You said, Yes,

794
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear how many Willie mammoths if

795
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: he couldn't find any willing mammoths. But a million dollar

796
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: baby is no longer the Best Picture winner from two

797
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: thousand four. So he did, he did somehow he changed

798
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: the timeline. So that's a plus. Yes, that was a

799
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: depressing movie. It's kind of an after school special. When

800
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: I was said and done, wasn't it a little bit? Yes?

801
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: I mean I thought she was terrific. I don't know

802
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: if she's a double law school winners an actor. No, No,

803
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: she already got it for boys don't cry. Don't give

804
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: her another one. Yes, there's a reason boys don't cry.

805
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: I suppose right there, So what years should we focus on?

806
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: In your opinion? Now, several million years in the past. Yeah,

807
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: it's probably. Yes, maybe it would help if you pinpointed

808
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: a year. Okay, I mean I could google ice Age.

809
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: You can google ice Age just as well as I can, right, yeah,

810
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: but if you wanted to google, I would get another kunnel. No,

811
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: look at it. All right, So you want to go

812
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: back to March two thousand sixteen. Yes, so you can

813
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: never have met You're partner, you know him, he works

814
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, I know. I just this is not

815
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: what it's supposed to be used for. Okay, okay, okay,

816
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: I do one for you, you do one for me.

817
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: What do you need for me? Where would you like

818
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: me to go first? No, you already you've done too much.

819
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: This fruit basket is amazing. You didn't have to bind.

820
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: If there's a secret mission or somewhere you needed, I'm

821
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: happy to go. I'm trying to get out of the

822
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: house anyway. I mean, you could go back to I

823
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: can't think of anything that really happened that year that

824
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: we need change. So you know what, just go, you know,

825
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: whatever you do, just don't let have Roger quit this job?

826
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you're not gonna have metam so all right, Hey,

827
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: just make sure you put the month in second. Alright,

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Speaker 1: we used the European system. Month in um pentagon. We

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Speaker 1: do things globally, all right, So so all right, hey,

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Speaker 1: got speed? All right, okay, let's a month. Wait day,

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Speaker 1: so nine one nine, I gotta close the store Marches

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Speaker 1: zero three. What the hell was the year? Do you

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Speaker 1: remember what year that was? I I was saying earlier,

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Speaker 1: I remember exactly. It was March nine two sixteen. I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to think six. Oh. Sorry, I dropped on

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Speaker 1: my papers in front of you. God, damn it. All

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00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: these papers are in front of me. Damn Now, I

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00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 1: got this paper on me. All this paper touched me

839
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Speaker 1: and it's on the floor. What the hell am I?

840
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: I gotta change my suit I have. I gotta change

841
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 1: my suit and what the hell? Drop paper? Mug? Jesus god,

842
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: did you hear that guy? Drop paper mug? Yeah? What

843
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: what a dick? Oh? No, oh, no, the paper there.

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Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with you. Name off for this

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Speaker 1: to happen. I'm falling in love with you again. No, okay,

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00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: let's get a place together. Then, fine, we'll make it

847
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Speaker 1: work this time. Whoa, what the hell is going on?

848
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: Let's go? Come on, give me your hands. We'll get

849
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Speaker 1: off of me. I'll touch him here. You love me

850
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: so strong? Roger? Wait, who are you you? You look

851
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: just like me? Uh like my twin, Frank. What the

852
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Twin? What is that guy? Funniest

853
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: guy at the Pentagon? He just runs around, just run around.

854
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: He does a lot of secret stuff. You don't know that.

855
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: There's a lot of there's a lot of heavy ship

856
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: that's happening right now. You kind of look like her.

857
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: She's telling me that we've met before. We got to

858
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Speaker 1: move in together. I mean, I'm getting a lot of

859
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: info downloaded, quick, quick, quick quick. I'm freaking out here. Okay,

860
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: what's going on? What the hell is going on? All right,

861
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you both said okay, you said no, you

862
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Speaker 1: go Okay, the four years from now, we're gonna invent

863
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: a time machine. Well yeah, and then we're gonna use

864
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: it to come back to now. Both of us are

865
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: from the future, but we both have people here who

866
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: look like us, And so it gets confusing for you

867
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: because you're meeting future us and pasted us in the

868
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: same day. The guy who's going around, he's just making

869
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Speaker 1: sure nothing is throwing off the sequence time travel much so,

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Speaker 1: Mr President, we weren't able to acquire any wooly mammoths

871
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Speaker 1: per se, but we did manage to go back in time.

872
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: And a couple that only had a one bedroom now

873
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: has a two bedroom that they are able to rent

874
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 1: out to a potential roommate. And Spotlight is no longer

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00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: the best picture winner from right and all this cust

876
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: is a trillion dollars. Oh you're still here, so this

877
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: this is that's on. Uh, it's only October, all right,

878
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: let's thank all of our alchemists in no particular order.

879
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: Let's thank um Chris Alvarado. Hey, Christopher, I spent a

880
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: little time at the uh Chris dash Ovarado dot com

881
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: and uh enjoyed myself very much. Is a lot there.

882
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: You're doing a lot of support for other funny people

883
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: as well as offering up classes and things and Joey

884
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: and let's not freak well, at least we forget Joey. Yeah, yeah,

885
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: thanks for saying that I need all the traffic I

886
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: can get, because really, Chris dash Alvarado dot com is

887
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: my life's work. Let's be honest, there really is anything

888
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: you need to know about me where I'm from pictures

889
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: of me. Right, it's all there. Thanks, thanks, and and

890
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: and Joey. Also quickly, really fun stuff on the reddit.

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00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: Everybody who's who's on the reddit? Um, somebody posted a

892
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: picture of a grub Hub ad that looks a lot

893
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: like James Heeney, which is funny. James, have you seen

894
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: this this picture? I have not seen it. Um, let's

895
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: see if I can show it to you really quickly

896
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: as sometimes I didn't see the meat song. Yeah, and

897
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: then somebody made them a song which was really wonderful. Look, James,

898
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could see this. It looks

899
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Speaker 1: a lot like you. That's a cartoon character and it

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00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: has red hands, a red headed cartoon character. I mean,

901
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: how does that look like me? It looks it's kind

902
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: of strange. Um, yeah, what was the deal with the

903
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: meat song? That's on our Instagram? So? Uh it's it's

904
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: uh eat beef. It's a song that Joey Joey fronted

905
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: in one of our episodes, has become a fan favorite,

906
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: and somebody decided to auto tune that to the song. Uh,

907
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: don't stop believing? Is that right? Is that? What is that?

908
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: What it was? I think so? Yeah, I think it.

909
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: It's just it's high art is what it is, right,

910
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: check it out at our Instagram, all right, and let's

911
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: thank you tool saying it's a tool, thank you fun thanks.

912
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh it was great, It's great, Thank you very much.

913
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I like to go ahead. Oh yeah,

914
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: I have a website now called at least we'd not

915
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: forget Joey dot com. It's just where my post pictures

916
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: on myself where I'm from, and uh, check it out right,

917
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: and thank you so much for being here. And folks

918
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: can phone you find you on socials. So it's all

919
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: a tool time, so a t U L and the

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01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: word time. That's all of them. That's instat cam, that's Facebook,

921
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: that's Twitter. Longtime fan. Love you much, Love to Robin,

922
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: thanks for being here. Craigkowski. Yeah, the Craigslist podcast is

923
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: back for the month of October, rebranded as Craig'slist, Spookey Times,

924
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 1: That's Spooky with sand O's. I've listened to the first

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Speaker 1: two episodes on my walks. Love them. Can't wait for

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Speaker 1: ghosts now, thanks so much. Yeah, we've done found footage movies,

927
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 1: we've done what else we do ghosts? As you said,

928
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: we did slasher movies. We're doing Witches and Vampires next.

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01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: All right on, Well, it's it's crazy fun to listen

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Speaker 1: to and I highly recommend folks do that, please, my friend,

931
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: and thank you James Hayman. Oh, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: It's so good to see a tool again. Gosh, I've

933
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: missed you so much. A shide from my my excitedness

934
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: to see you. I'd like people to check out BS

935
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: Comedy at twitch uh bs it's twitch dot tv slash

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Speaker 1: BS Comedy sounds like bear SUPPI has been doing shows

937
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: every Wednesday night, typically at seven pm, okay standard time?

938
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: And did you get rid of joe years? He's still

939
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: part of them. He's still in there, honestly, he's he's

940
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: not a perfect world. The walls together. Yeah. Speaking of which, Joey,

941
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: thank you so much for you using that filter all

942
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: through the improvised scenes. It's really helpful to the other folks.

943
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: Incredibly supportive and just putting out love and you care

944
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: about us. So I just want to thank you for that.

945
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: I mean, that's exactly what I was gonna say. And

946
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: and so that's my time. Okay, uh let's thank our

947
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: producer and engineer to the stars, Mchr. Doug Baine, and

948
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: the fine folks that I hurt media fumpump, and thank

949
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: all of you listeners. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host, reminding

950
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 1: you to please be kind to each other and as

951
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: the winter months settle on in, let's wear those masks

952
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: and look the funk out for each other. Please, until

953
01:02:55,040 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: next time, say to tool and and I foll