Speaker 1: Welcome to the Emergency Intercom. To this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: It makes sense. Everybody gets mad because I mentioned every
Speaker 2: single episode. But I was watching Brittany and Sarah's podcast
Speaker 2: and they also say welcome back. Like it's not that
Speaker 2: crazy because it's like you were here last week. I'm
Speaker 2: welcoming you back.
Speaker 1: But no, you would welcome them back to Emergency Intercom
Speaker 1: like welcome back to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Oh, but the problem is we say this episode. Oh,
Speaker 2: I think Brittany and them say welcome back to I
Speaker 2: can't think of the name of their podcast. I've seen
Speaker 2: two episodes.
Speaker 1: And love it. They're so fucking up. No free from Up,
Speaker 1: no freak from.
Speaker 2: Up, got got But yeah, it makes okay, fine, welcome
Speaker 2: back to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 1: Yuh?
Speaker 2: Any updates from your life Drew.
Speaker 1: Other than me being the most stressed, anxious, irritable person,
Speaker 1: I think I've ever been not really much of enough.
Speaker 2: Our periods literally, I know we actually did.
Speaker 1: We actually had like an irritable like last three days
Speaker 1: together and I can't describe. I mean what it was
Speaker 1: actually was, I had neglected a bunch of work stuff
Speaker 1: and I just like let it fester in my brain
Speaker 1: that it was like the end of the world if
Speaker 1: I just didn't get it done, when like, in reality,
Speaker 1: like it's not the end of the world, and I've
Speaker 1: like calmed down a lot, but I still have this
Speaker 1: just like lingering stress and anxiety that I'm like something
Speaker 1: like I'm missing something like I'm missing like I don't
Speaker 1: know how to describe it. But other than that fucking.
Speaker 2: Awesome oh how was Also to give context, me and
Speaker 2: Drew have been separated for the past like week.
Speaker 1: It's been the longest we've been away from each other.
Speaker 2: Ever, but we've been separated. Drew and the crew went
Speaker 2: on a beautiful road trip and I went to New
Speaker 2: York to partake in capitalism and consumerism.
Speaker 1: Anya loves shopping. She's addicted to shopping. Explain the road trip. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: like me and Orian, we wanted to go on a
Speaker 1: road trip, and like a week before we had just
Speaker 1: been like throwing ideas out there. We were like, we
Speaker 1: need to go, let's go next week, like blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It wasn't really coming to fruition, and
Speaker 1: I don't think either of us believed it was going
Speaker 1: to actually happen, and then the night before we left,
Speaker 1: I was just like, let's go to the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it, and I want to like see it.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to make me cry. Like
Speaker 1: that's one of those things that's just like so breathtakingly
Speaker 1: beautiful and I feel like you have to see it
Speaker 1: at least once in your life. And the night before
Speaker 1: we booked an airbnb and got yes is from Christian
Speaker 1: and Josh and Meo Ryan, Christian and Josh just hopped
Speaker 1: in the car the next morning at nine am and
Speaker 1: drove all the way to Arizona, and we didn't end
Speaker 1: up going to the Grand Canyon. We went to like
Speaker 1: a part of it. Yeah, we went to I mean
Speaker 1: it is technically the Grand Canyon, but we went to
Speaker 1: Page Arizona and we went to Antelope Canyon, which is
Speaker 1: fucking beautiful. It was it doesn't make sense. I don't
Speaker 1: understand how that's like a real fucking place on earth,
Speaker 1: like we'll insert photos, but it was like genuinely shocking.
Speaker 1: It like made me tear up. I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Like places like this just exist and like
Speaker 1: no one really know about it, knows about it, like okay,
Speaker 1: like whatever, I mean granted, like iPhone takes all their
Speaker 1: backgrounds there, Apple takes all their background photos there and shit.
Speaker 1: And then in the same day we cruised over to
Speaker 1: Shoe Bend and that's where the iconic photo came from
Speaker 1: of me surrounded by fucking flies.
Speaker 2: I can't I couldn't believe the flies in that. I
Speaker 2: was like, you fully do look like a dead body.
Speaker 1: I was stinky. I was a stinky boy. We had
Speaker 1: been hiking all day, but yeah, we just did that
Speaker 1: in the same day. And then the next day we
Speaker 1: drove home and it was nice.
Speaker 2: How was the driving.
Speaker 1: Christian drove the entire time, and it was the most
Speaker 1: it felt like an hour long drive, like it was not.
Speaker 1: I'd had zero complaints, Like it was actually crazy.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's fucking awesome. Christian's a freak like that. Anytime
Speaker 2: we do any kind of like road tripping, he always
Speaker 2: is like, I'll drive all dive, but I guess I
Speaker 2: do that too, so we end up like kind of
Speaker 2: butting heads. When we went to Big sur we would
Speaker 2: be like, I'll drive, I'll drive, but I ended up
Speaker 2: doing a lot of driving because I like literally have
Speaker 2: no fear because also for context, Big ser is like
Speaker 2: on the West Coast, like to get there you have
Speaker 2: to kind of go up the pch and that can
Speaker 2: be scary because it's literally like on a cliff. But
Speaker 2: I literally have zero fears because again, like if we go,
Speaker 2: we go, not even that like if we died, it
Speaker 2: would be because I've made it happen, Like, no one's
Speaker 2: gonna it's not gonna be an accident. It's not gonna.
Speaker 2: It's like me, like I'm in charge here, like we're
Speaker 2: just not gonna dive it. Yeah, but yeah, that sounds
Speaker 2: fucking sweet. Well, I literally went spent money and bought
Speaker 2: stupid fucking clothes.
Speaker 1: The clothes are pretty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the clothes are slay, Like I have really
Speaker 2: good fucking taste. I'm going to do a hall on
Speaker 2: the Patreon.
Speaker 1: I almost suggested it, but I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm going to do a hall. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to lessen up on my gatekeeping because it's like an issue.
Speaker 1: You know. What's crazy is one of my friends in
Speaker 1: real life asked me what pants these were and he
Speaker 1: was like, unless, like, you're trying to gate keep it
Speaker 1: from me, And I was like, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my God, people like literally think I'm like an actual
Speaker 1: gatekeeper people who do that shit to.
Speaker 2: Like face to face, Like if anyone ask me where
Speaker 2: something is on my body, I will say, or like
Speaker 2: asking you what I'm listening to, I will say. But
Speaker 2: it's when it's like to a big audience on the
Speaker 2: internet that I'm like, you need to know, like come on,
Speaker 2: but yeah, what did I do? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Actually I have to say this. I'm literally so nauseous
Speaker 1: from those fucking vitamins right now and it's like bubbling
Speaker 1: up my throat. So I didn't eat it with it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have any food with it, and it's like
Speaker 1: I have vitamin breath.
Speaker 2: Is that a fucking flum float? No, what is that?
Speaker 2: I'm going to get.
Speaker 1: No fault like this.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they make them short and stout? It's kind
Speaker 2: of pretty. You can see where like this clear you
Speaker 2: can see the wax. Oh my god, your lungs look
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 2: That's serve you're serving apocalyptic some your lungs are serving
Speaker 2: some versts.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're all ripped his shreds on the inside and
Speaker 1: they're uh, what's the color is palette? Neutral color Palettelung
Speaker 1: earth tone. This is not a This is not a
Speaker 1: flum float. It's a real flume roam. It's energy drink
Speaker 1: flavored and it hurts me so bad.
Speaker 2: I wanted to show you this.
Speaker 1: You did it. Look what the hell? I'm so jealous,
Speaker 1: dead ass body?
Speaker 3: Oh inside it on the body, dude, dude, I'm jealous.
Speaker 1: You did not have to air me out. This is
Speaker 1: actually an air pods container. It's got my air.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I literally saw it on the counter and
Speaker 2: I was like, is my brain like like warping things
Speaker 2: because I thought they were tall? So yeah, on my
Speaker 2: weekend I went shopping. It was a vibe. I cried
Speaker 2: on my birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh you cried again?
Speaker 2: Of course you know you mean no already No, I
Speaker 2: actually sobbed my little ass off.
Speaker 1: Was it like a good one or like a sad sad?
Speaker 2: But it was sad but like also like at the
Speaker 2: end it was good. But like i'll i'll like read
Speaker 2: like a small thing I wrote, It's not that serious.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty three and I feel like I've been pooping
Speaker 2: less and less, which is scary. I'm getting old and
Speaker 2: that means that my that my metabolism is slowing down. Also,
Speaker 2: I solved on my birthday because I'm so terrified of
Speaker 2: forgetting things in life is so sweet and fragile, and
Speaker 2: I wish I could just bottle everything up and hide it.
Speaker 2: And I love living so much, as painful as it is.
Speaker 2: I'm very stubborn and I don't want to not be
Speaker 2: a part of the beauty of living. And that's literally why.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm you don't want to miss the beauty
Speaker 1: of living, which is me.
Speaker 2: You would say that, yeah, I guess I'd be like,
Speaker 2: you're you're taking it away, like you're pretty, No, bitch,
Speaker 2: You're just like a fucking fool.
Speaker 1: I'm sexy hot, I'm not pretty. I understand that I'm sexy.
Speaker 2: You are attractive, and who you are attractive in a
Speaker 2: sexual connotation?
Speaker 1: That was real. Whoa okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Are you all gonna clap each other up or something
Speaker 2: while I'm on my notes. Oh and then the other
Speaker 2: thing I did is like there was in like Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: there was this thing. It was it's called like Area
Speaker 2: fifty three, and it literally is why I just showed you.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like an indoor like there's like a
Speaker 2: little course, like a ziplining, like there's like a thing
Speaker 2: to fight.
Speaker 1: And like is there a laser tag?
Speaker 2: Laser tag, there's laser tag, paintballing, roller skating arcade, Like
Speaker 2: it was an insane array of things. One when I
Speaker 2: got in there, I was like, I have not been
Speaker 2: this overstimulated and so fucking long. I went in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and they had a DJ and he was just
Speaker 2: like playing the Universe. No, oh my god. Literally one
Speaker 2: time I cried on the Fast and Furious Universal Ride
Speaker 2: because it was the same sound that made me almost
Speaker 2: have a panic attack. It was air like the.
Speaker 1: Air shooting like it was terrifying, but you were in
Speaker 1: the blast though you it like blew.
Speaker 2: Literally blew the back of my neck off. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I almost had a panic attack in there. But it
Speaker 2: was ziplind and stuff, and I just like it was
Speaker 2: twenty one and up and I was just really intrigued
Speaker 2: because I was like looking around and I was like
Speaker 2: it is comical like all these like we're all adults,
Speaker 2: Like we're all like like it's not like, oh like
Speaker 2: I just turned eighteen, I'm an adult. Like we are
Speaker 2: all grown ass adults, Like age regressing?
Speaker 1: Is that is that a knotty thing.
Speaker 2: I don't I think age regressing is a knotty thing,
Speaker 2: is it really? I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just don't want to get in trouble for anything ever again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, everyone was like just like playing like I
Speaker 2: don't know, it was so funny to do. I wanted
Speaker 2: to record so many people because there was like this
Speaker 2: ninja course with like ropes hanging down from the wall
Speaker 2: and there was this tall ass, lanky dude all alone
Speaker 2: in the corner playing and he was like like really
Speaker 2: struggling because it's just like a balanced thing and he
Speaker 2: was about to bust his ass ever three seconds, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is insane because in any other context,
Speaker 2: like this man would not want to look this like demasculated.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, like not to get like too
Speaker 2: deep about it, but I was just like it was
Speaker 2: just such a childish thing to see a grown man
Speaker 2: do that. It was like hilarious, and I feel like
Speaker 2: any other context he would not be okay with like
Speaker 2: being like laughed at. Yeah, but because we were all
Speaker 2: in there just being stupid, it was just like funny.
Speaker 1: That's really cute. Actually, yeah, it was just jealous of.
Speaker 2: It was fucking fun. I bet there was something like
Speaker 2: that in LA. I was like, damn these.
Speaker 1: That's like Also if you're like an old bag, like
Speaker 1: I can say that because I'm literally old as shit
Speaker 1: and you like didn't have the college experience and you're
Speaker 1: kind of like lonely, that's like a great place to
Speaker 1: make friends. And I'm being genuine like, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's like a good place for weirdos.
Speaker 2: To me maybe, but also everyone there was like in
Speaker 2: big groups of friends.
Speaker 4: So then it's like the scariest place to go alone,
Speaker 4: Like you're scary if you go there.
Speaker 1: Alone, you're a killer. You're a killer. And also there.
Speaker 2: Was a thing that it was like filling it out.
Speaker 2: They didn't check our vax cards. All they had was
Speaker 2: this sign up thing, like the sign in thing that
Speaker 2: you had to put yes or no if you were
Speaker 2: a vaxed, and there were a few no's, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like what the fuck is happening in here?
Speaker 2: But yeah, like Drew was saying, I've also been so
Speaker 2: fucking irritable the past four days. I'm gonna blame it
Speaker 2: on my period because I literally was on my period, but.
Speaker 1: Like, really, yeah, periods are gross.
Speaker 2: You you shouldn't knock something till you try it because
Speaker 2: it tastes really good.
Speaker 1: Periods are so gross gross. But anyway, yesterday, when I
Speaker 1: was written by a man, that's like, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: saying that, can you shut the Why is that a
Speaker 1: bad thing to be written by a man?
Speaker 2: If you were written by a man, you would have
Speaker 2: a plump, firm ass and like tiny sumpulent.
Speaker 1: Tits, big jukes, big milkers, her.
Speaker 2: Firm round ass, and her her tits that did not
Speaker 2: move when she walked until she fucked me. Anyways, I
Speaker 2: have to tell my fucking airport story yesterday because it
Speaker 2: was literally the most irritating ship that's ever happened to be.
Speaker 2: So I was just really sad leaving New York. Don't
Speaker 2: have to get into details or not. It's I'm saying
Speaker 2: it like I'm hiding some ship. It's literally I just
Speaker 2: just love I love being there, and every time I leave,
Speaker 2: I'm sad. But then every time i'm here, I want
Speaker 2: to stay here longer. But whatever, it's like a bit.
Speaker 2: But I was like sad leaving and I was like
Speaker 2: in the uber fucking crying because I was just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, like spitting my time between two places
Speaker 2: three places is like hard, so it's just like really emotional.
Speaker 2: And it was a late flight, and I was like,
Speaker 2: my only goal, the only thing that will make me
Speaker 2: happy right now is if I just get in there,
Speaker 2: get through, get like a Starbucks drink, like a coffee
Speaker 2: but like it sounds stupid, but like and literally it
Speaker 2: made sense because I was just like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to sleep on this flight, Like I need caffeine so
Speaker 2: I can stay up and then when I get home,
Speaker 2: I can knock out because I'll be tired. So I
Speaker 2: get to the airport and like I go and like
Speaker 2: pay for a checked bag, and I'm like standing at
Speaker 2: the kiosk waiting for it to put my fucking bag
Speaker 2: tag and it just never comes out. So then I
Speaker 2: have to go get in this dumb line to go
Speaker 2: with all the other dumb folks who don't know how
Speaker 2: to fucking use a kiosk, which I think is so annoying.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding. I genuinely think when I am
Speaker 2: in the airport, I am the only human with common
Speaker 2: sense in the airport, Like and I genuinely believe that
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying that like, on a funny level,
Speaker 2: I genuinely think everyone in the airport except me is
Speaker 2: the dumbest person.
Speaker 1: But if we're in the airport together.
Speaker 2: I'm still top tier. You're you're just following behind me,
Speaker 2: so you're looking a little smart. I begged to agree to,
Speaker 2: so I had to go get in fucking line, get
Speaker 2: my kiosk bag whatever. That took long, and it's already
Speaker 2: like seven fifteen, and in my head, I hadn't checked
Speaker 2: when that Starbucks closed this, but I was like, it's
Speaker 2: definitely not open lay. It's like those dumb motherfuckers always
Speaker 2: close early, which makes no sense in an airport. There's
Speaker 2: how the people here always Anyways, I get in line
Speaker 2: at fucking TSA and there was two lines and I
Speaker 2: saw one that looked short. It looked like it was
Speaker 2: really quick, and I went to walk there and this
Speaker 2: lady saw me and she's like, oh, you could go
Speaker 2: this way. There's two lines this way. So I'm like okay,
Speaker 2: and I almost lied and was like my flight boards
Speaker 2: in ten minutes, I need to go now. But I
Speaker 2: was like whatever, let me not be like a liar.
Speaker 2: So I turned and I went and as I'm walking
Speaker 2: to the shorter line, it gets cut off by one
Speaker 2: of the other TSA agents. They cut it off, and
Speaker 2: then now I'm stuck in this one big ass line
Speaker 2: with a family of genuinely four fucking toddlers and an infant.
Speaker 2: And I was like, awesome, I'm gonna be in this
Speaker 2: line forever. Everyone's moen week, slow as shit, like they
Speaker 2: literally don't have a flight to get on. And then
Speaker 2: this girl, this fucking bitch, I she like, I'm about
Speaker 2: to put my stuff down, and she comes up with
Speaker 2: like one of the TSA agents and he's like like,
Speaker 2: all right, I put your stuff down, like skippy.
Speaker 1: She pretty no, Okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like, for some reason, I feel like she
Speaker 2: didn't have a mask on because I know exactly what
Speaker 2: her whole fucking face. Oh, I know what her whole
Speaker 2: dumb face looks like, because when I got in the airport,
Speaker 2: she was literally waltzing around talking on the phone without
Speaker 2: her mask on, and I was like, this dumb bitch,
Speaker 2: Like also I get to call her a cunt and
Speaker 2: a piece of shit bitch because she's like my age,
Speaker 2: so like I should have slapp the fuck out of her.
Speaker 2: So she was literally lounging around talking on the phone
Speaker 2: and she goes, yeah, I've been here forever, like that's
Speaker 2: what I heard her say on the phone. But now
Speaker 2: this bitch is skipping me. And I was like, I
Speaker 2: have a feeling this dumb cut is on my flight
Speaker 2: and she fucking lied talking about it. It's gonna be late.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be late. She's not gonna be fucking late anyways.
Speaker 2: She's moving slow as shit. She has the most things
Speaker 2: I've ever seen a human fucking travel with as a
Speaker 2: carry on in my life. She has two pairs of
Speaker 2: shoes tied to the sides of a bag and like
Speaker 2: three jackets on her Yeah, she's literally like dope sick
Speaker 2: in the airport. She finally gets through. I finally get through.
Speaker 2: I don't have any h for you right now, Drew.
Speaker 2: She finally gets through. I finally get through, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like so annoyed and angry and like irritable now
Speaker 2: because now I'm just like angry instead of sad, And
Speaker 2: I'm like running borderline to the Starbucks, Like I literally
Speaker 2: am cutting around people, like trying to take shortcuts. I'm
Speaker 2: like speed walking my ass off, and I get as
Speaker 2: far as I am from Drew right now to the line,
Speaker 2: and a worker comes and cuts off the line right
Speaker 2: as I'm about to walk in line, and I just
Speaker 2: stand there and stare and I literally start crying, like
Speaker 2: I just start sobbing, because I was like, that was
Speaker 2: the most like irritating. Also, on top of everything, the
Speaker 2: uber was like a seventy dollars uber and it was
Speaker 2: like a forty five minute ride. So I was just like,
Speaker 2: this has been the most irritating hour and a half
Speaker 2: of my fucking life, and now I have to get
Speaker 2: on a five hour flight. Yeah, And I saw my
Speaker 2: ass off and then I told this to Drew, but
Speaker 2: I immediately put on my finstill on my story. I
Speaker 2: was like, if my plane crashes today, I will be
Speaker 2: the luckiest woman on Earth. And then I got really
Speaker 2: scared of my plane.
Speaker 1: Crashing, so I took it iconic.
Speaker 2: Though I took it down before anybody saw it because
Speaker 2: I got scaled.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I also took it down because I was like, what
Speaker 2: if my plane does crash, everyone who sees this is
Speaker 2: gonna feel so bad because they're gonna see it and
Speaker 2: be like, she's so silly.
Speaker 1: Well, I fell in the shower. I fell in the shower.
Speaker 2: So it was probably because of me, honestly, because I
Speaker 2: use my Oh ship, it has been, has it been?
Speaker 1: I heard it. I didn't want to bring it up. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're in a good groove right now. You don't get
Speaker 1: the pee, You get the p in a cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're like.
Speaker 1: You think you get bathroom breaks. What is this, Amazon,
Speaker 1: You don't get bathroom breaks here. I actually have to
Speaker 1: really pee bad too. No, we'll go pete together in
Speaker 1: the toilet.
Speaker 2: Y'all can hold each other's wieners. I guess I'll wait.
Speaker 1: Let me think about it. Let me think about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it should be allowed to peek.
Speaker 1: Welcome back. We just had a piss break. We opened
Speaker 1: up our holes and just let it all out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just spread and then squeezed, squeezed internally.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is actually a crazy mechanic that likes have.
Speaker 1: Is that like we just opened the gate and they
Speaker 1: just it like comes out like you flext your abs
Speaker 1: a little bit. Like I can do it like unconsciously,
Speaker 1: just like pee. Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 2: No, that's weird man.
Speaker 1: It is though, like it is kind of like curious.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you were saying you slipped in the shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I wanted to say about it.
Speaker 2: When wait, when was it when.
Speaker 1: You were in New York? It was it was like
Speaker 1: it was in the midst of my like anger.
Speaker 2: Wait was it the first day you got back from
Speaker 2: Grand Canyon, though I don't remember exactly what day it
Speaker 2: was because it might have been fully my fault before.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it literally was. And it was the
Speaker 1: fucking oil pouches, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Those gloss A bath bombs are so incredibly Okay,
Speaker 2: gloss A has bath oil things that are so incredibly oily,
Speaker 2: Like I have bath oils that work and like, aren't
Speaker 2: that oily, but those ones you kind of need like
Speaker 2: two for like the aroma like therapy vibes. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: they are so incredibly oily it makes it like dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was scary. Like okay, just imagine this, like you,
Speaker 1: I'm a butt ass, naked, grown ass, disgusting man in
Speaker 1: the shower and I'm just washing my body. And when
Speaker 1: I washed my body, I step out of the stream
Speaker 1: of the shower. I don't know if that's a That's
Speaker 1: something we don't discuss, is like shower habits, like like
Speaker 1: no one showers are saying, there's no way. Everybody's showers
Speaker 1: are saying. But like when I'm like washing my body,
Speaker 1: I get out of the water and I just stand
Speaker 1: in like the least stream of water. I don't know
Speaker 1: how to explain it, and I like wash my body whatever.
Speaker 1: And as I was walking back into the stream, I
Speaker 1: didn't like completely collapse, but like I was like did
Speaker 1: like the little foot thing like and like slipped and
Speaker 1: it felt like I was falling for like thirty seconds
Speaker 1: and I just like collapsed in my side. I didn't
Speaker 1: catch myself on there because like when I went to
Speaker 1: grab slid down, but it like took most of my
Speaker 1: fall and I just like like hit that on my side. No, Bruce,
Speaker 1: I'm good. No lung, no lung damage all that. Like
Speaker 1: I'm good, but yeah, I know lung damage. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: didn't like puncture along with my rip or anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a strong bully.
Speaker 2: That's fully my fault.
Speaker 1: And I was asked naked too, it's so.
Speaker 2: And I thought about it before before I left. I
Speaker 2: was like, this is gonna be the slipperiest thing ever.
Speaker 2: And then I just like it left my mind as
Speaker 2: I was going to break something up that I have
Speaker 2: to ask. I don't. I don't know if I can
Speaker 2: bring it up.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Should I talk about my Tony Lopez deos?
Speaker 1: Yes, talk about the fucking Tony Lopez gms. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Rolling that man is the funniest thing you've
Speaker 1: ever done? Or close to the funniest thing or should be.
Speaker 2: No, I'll say this ship, this ship is so.
Speaker 1: Stupid, Like, no, you say that, I don't even read it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm shocked.
Speaker 2: So Tony Lopez, as most of you know, is a
Speaker 2: TikToker who.
Speaker 1: Is an evil man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a person, not a good person. Those those
Speaker 2: those little Lopez brothers, those.
Speaker 1: Freaks, bad guys.
Speaker 2: We don't have to get into what he's done. We
Speaker 2: all know he's no boy.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: But before all that shit came out, when he was
Speaker 2: like still in the hype house and at the peak
Speaker 2: of his shit in twenty twenty, randomly, I was like
Speaker 2: I went through a phase where I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to see how many like random men I can
Speaker 2: talk to, like and just kind of troll and like
Speaker 2: flirt with and see like where it goes, Like what
Speaker 2: conversations can I have with these motherfuckers of course.
Speaker 1: So Tony, oh my god, looking at.
Speaker 2: The dude, it's so much. So it starts on July fifteenth,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty f five to twenty pm. I just say,
Speaker 2: you were so fucking hot. Mind you. I didn't follow
Speaker 2: him or anything like, I didn't follow him like it
Speaker 2: was never like that. And he's July seventeen, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: He says, hey, Queen. I say, ha, hi, Tony. It
Speaker 2: has an extra age in there.
Speaker 1: So how you and Tony are like two queens maximizing
Speaker 1: your joint sleigh, Hey queen?
Speaker 2: And he says hey heart, And I said.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: He says, what you're doing? Love? Also, I'll put it
Speaker 2: all on screen so you can see all this typed
Speaker 2: out or I won't. Kywo that's his fucking job. He says,
Speaker 2: what you're doing love, smiley face. Oh wait, should we
Speaker 2: read this like you're him?
Speaker 1: Fine, I'll be fucking Tony. Okay, you know I can't
Speaker 1: read out loud, though we.
Speaker 2: Have to, like, Okay, you are so fucking hot, Hey, Queen.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm really like getting into the role.
Speaker 2: You're like, you're hella flamboya. Hi Tony, Hey, Hi.
Speaker 1: What you doing love?
Speaker 2: Ha ha nothing, how about you? Sorry? I am so awkward.
Speaker 2: I am nervous.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's honestly kind of cute.
Speaker 2: Can I sing for you please? What is your favorite song?
Speaker 1: Literally? Anything? Weakend or Frank Ocean? Is this a Casey
Speaker 1: Frey thing? Lmao?
Speaker 2: Who is that?
Speaker 1: Stop playing? Sing me this song for side contexts.
Speaker 2: I thought he was getting a little snarky and rude.
Speaker 1: No, damn, I'll sing you a song to be honest.
Speaker 1: You're awesome.
Speaker 2: Can you sing suit and Tie by Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1: I might sound stupid, but I'll try.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, he's catching on and I
Speaker 2: don't like this, so I just stopped replying. But then
Speaker 2: he was feeling a little crazy. So four hours later
Speaker 2: he says.
Speaker 1: What's your number?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: I don't have a phone.
Speaker 1: Dang.
Speaker 2: And then months later, like a month later, I go, I,
Speaker 2: miss us, do you like my haircut? Because this is
Speaker 2: when I got my pixie cut. I was just making
Speaker 2: sure he was still interested.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh is the part sins a crazy
Speaker 1: fucking photo.
Speaker 2: I have to see if I can find it. But
Speaker 2: I have a video of me and Oriyan opening the
Speaker 2: photo together. Ew. Literally both of us audibly go ew
Speaker 2: because he started he was trying to I think, cater
Speaker 2: to my senses and like be funny, but his version
Speaker 2: of funny was like silly, durp face funny.
Speaker 1: ERMI heard, so I did a thing.
Speaker 2: So I said, do you like my haircut? And he's
Speaker 2: sent me a photo of himself and I said, are
Speaker 2: you okay? And then he sent a video of himself.
Speaker 1: And he was twirking and like shaking his ass and
Speaker 1: he was like no.
Speaker 2: Literally he had his leg up by his head. It
Speaker 2: was like a very like. I was like, you were.
Speaker 1: He was showing how flexible he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wanted me to turn that thing out.
Speaker 1: I love the hair.
Speaker 2: Thanks, you were scaring me kind of why? And then
Speaker 2: he said to another video and I think in the
Speaker 2: video he was like I can't sleep right now, dr
Speaker 2: but like that was his vibe. So I said, this
Speaker 2: is literally you right now.
Speaker 1: When you can't sleep, So you stay up looking at me.
Speaker 2: And he goes aha and said to another photo and
Speaker 2: then I never replied, and then all the shit came
Speaker 2: out and I was like, I'm going to continue trolling
Speaker 2: him and see if he just like keeps replying or
Speaker 2: is at this point is he like really not fucking
Speaker 2: with people he doesn't know because he's like scared of
Speaker 2: getting exposed again or something.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: So then again, like a month later, I say also
Speaker 2: for contacts, and no more drew of saying his replies
Speaker 2: because I have not heard from him since. But he
Speaker 2: sees every single one of my dms. He opens them
Speaker 2: all without fail. And this has been going on for
Speaker 2: a year. August twentieth, twenty twenty, Can I see your abs?
Speaker 2: August twenty first, twenty twenty. Is that a no? July fifteenth?
Speaker 1: Let's set up these situations like that we're in We're
Speaker 1: in a big group of people every single time one
Speaker 1: of these messages is sin and we're projecting the dms
Speaker 1: onto our TV through screen share, and it's just a
Speaker 1: whole group like laughing fucking out loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like cracking up because we want to see
Speaker 2: him open it, and he always opens it like he
Speaker 2: always open fail. Is that a no? July fifteenth? Do
Speaker 2: you ever think of me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: This is a year later now, Yeah, this is July fifteenth,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. Do you ever think of me? July eighteenth? Hello,
Speaker 2: August twenty two, twenty second. Hey, September seventh, Please can
Speaker 2: I call you? I need someone right now, help. I
Speaker 2: need a ride. Hoober is being weird about masks and
Speaker 2: I'm not into this vacshit between us. Don't screenshot. And
Speaker 2: then we send to selfia, Finn, come and get me now.
Speaker 2: Can you send a selfie so I know it's you
Speaker 2: replying and not your manager or something. I know you
Speaker 2: miss me whatever. And then also this is all at
Speaker 2: like ten.
Speaker 1: Pm, like all within the same five seconds, so he.
Speaker 2: Open that does it say anything rude? September sixteenth, I
Speaker 2: know you're awake. Give your number, beat please, I need
Speaker 2: to call right now. Please. Minutes later, I say, hello,
Speaker 2: your phone is ringing.
Speaker 1: Drew, Damn, I'm just my phone is blowing up right now.
Speaker 1: It's actually crazy how many friends I have.
Speaker 2: Sure September sixteen, Hey, I'm trapped. I send a photo
Speaker 2: and I don't remember what the photo is.
Speaker 1: Probably you in a dark place in our house.
Speaker 2: There's an air you can access me from. Don't share.
Speaker 2: I know you have a girlfriend, but are you free
Speaker 2: right now? And then this was the latest one. December thirteenth,
Speaker 2: I replied to his Sophie and I said, stop JK
Speaker 2: crying emoji glove emoji? Hey, do you know me? Me
Speaker 2: on first date? The circle with an AX through it
Speaker 2: and the glove, and I said, do you get it
Speaker 2: in terms of protection? Whatever? What the fuck is wrong
Speaker 2: with you? And then he saw that, so it just
Speaker 2: say scene.
Speaker 1: Dude, such a cursed ass.
Speaker 2: Vibe sending the no glove emojian saying.
Speaker 1: Me in terms of I haven't ervan you can access
Speaker 1: me from That's actually crazy that you brought up your
Speaker 1: DMS with Tony Lopez, because I yesterday was scamming a
Speaker 1: scammer in my DMS. It is awesome.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Okay? So one of my like locals accounts got hacked
Speaker 1: and at first I thought it was real. It was
Speaker 1: like the most strange DM I've ever gotten in my
Speaker 1: entire life, like from someone from my hometown. And he
Speaker 1: just said hey, and I said what's up? He said,
Speaker 1: I really need your help right now, and immediately red
Speaker 1: flag like okay, we haven't spoken six years, Like you
Speaker 1: don't need my fucking help? And I said, shoot, He said,
Speaker 1: I need fifty dollars right now. I will give it
Speaker 1: back to you tomorrow morning with praying emoji and I
Speaker 1: automatically knew it was a scam from here and I
Speaker 1: said what for? He said, I want to get some
Speaker 1: medications and groceries from the store. I'm really down at
Speaker 1: the moment. And I said what And he said what?
Speaker 1: And I said, sorry, I'm I can give you money,
Speaker 1: but you have to do something for me. I only
Speaker 1: have fifteen dollars arm Okay, where should I send it? Wait?
Speaker 1: I freed up some funds. I can send you one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I don't want to see a friend in
Speaker 1: need to suffer. Okay, Venmo, PayPal perfect? I said perfect.
Speaker 1: He sent his Venmo and also he's dumb a shit
Speaker 1: because his Venmo doesn't match my locals name. And he said,
Speaker 1: send it here and send a screenshot after you send it.
Speaker 1: And I said, also, I have one more question before
Speaker 1: I send them money. There was a time in high
Speaker 1: school when we both wanted each other but couldn't have
Speaker 1: each other because our parents forbidding our love. When we kissed,
Speaker 1: did you feel what I felt? Or am I insane?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so happy we're opening this conversation again.
Speaker 1: I missed what we could have had. He said, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you felt. I didn't respond. I owned it. He said
Speaker 1: where are you? Are you there? And I said sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous because I think I loved you and
Speaker 1: I want to rekindle this relationship. Is the spark still there?
Speaker 1: Am I wasting my time? I'm about to send the money,
Speaker 1: but I need you to tell me you love me.
Speaker 1: I got this scamed to say I love you so
Speaker 1: much with two red hearts, and then I said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you. I love you too. You send
Speaker 1: me a nude of your body for old time sake.
Speaker 1: And then it's in a screenshot that I photoshopped of
Speaker 1: me sending him money. I sent money to my sister
Speaker 1: and she has yet to send me the money back,
Speaker 1: and I think she's gonna steal the thousand dollars from me.
Speaker 1: And then I said I sent it. Video call. He
Speaker 1: didn't answer. I said hello, still no answer. Nudes please,
Speaker 1: nudes now, please, I'm begging you. I just sent you
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars and this is how you repay me.
Speaker 1: Video call, no answer. He said thank you, and I
Speaker 1: said nude video call, no answer, video call, no answer.
Speaker 1: He said, what the fuck you do me? Fake payment?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? And I said, how do I fake that?
Speaker 1: Who got it? Then? The money left my account. It's
Speaker 1: not a real payment. Don't fuck me, dude, is what
Speaker 1: I said to him. And then he said, send me
Speaker 1: your balance, and I sent him a photo shopped of
Speaker 1: my balance with the with it saying I sent it
Speaker 1: to him. I said, this, can you send it back?
Speaker 1: I'm starting to regret this, so I don't know how
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay my bills. He said, I don't see
Speaker 1: anything here. My dad has cancer and I have to
Speaker 1: pay for his chemo. I shouldn't have done this. Is
Speaker 1: there a way I can get my money back. I'll
Speaker 1: give you to a dollars if you give me my
Speaker 1: money back. He said, I don't see anything. And I said,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, oh fuck, this is so bad. This is fuck.
Speaker 1: This is so bad. I'm gonna pay for anything now.
Speaker 1: I have so much love to give and nowhere to
Speaker 1: put it. This is God punishing me for something I did.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do I do? He said, fuck? You
Speaker 1: do me fake payment? And I said, please please send
Speaker 1: it back. I'm begging you. And I said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: wait hah. It didn't go through, Thank god. I thought
Speaker 1: he sent a thousand dollars away and he said he said,
Speaker 1: I said, I don't see anything here, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for helping me. Dude. Somehow Venmo
Speaker 1: me sent or Vinmo sent me one two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars back, so I made two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: What the hell? He was like, I said, wait, do
Speaker 1: you still need the cash? And I sent this by
Speaker 1: I said, my beautiful sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so much better. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: And then here and then I just was like, fuck
Speaker 1: you scammer, bitche I hope you learned a valuable lesson.
Speaker 1: How did you even fall for that? Like, actually, that's
Speaker 1: fucking awesome?
Speaker 2: And wait, you say, I'll give you two hundre if
Speaker 2: you send me the thousand bags.
Speaker 1: I really just wanted him to send me money. I
Speaker 1: wanted him to send me at least a dollar so
Speaker 1: I could have just scammed a scammer. But I got
Speaker 1: a lot of fun out of it.
Speaker 2: That's so fun.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in life you just have to have fun. Write
Speaker 1: that down, y'all. Quote me on that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just gotta make fun. What I was trying, Like,
Speaker 2: you made.
Speaker 1: A quote, and I wanted I made a good quote,
Speaker 1: and you made sometimes just fun.
Speaker 2: Said sometimes you just I don't know what I literally
Speaker 2: don't know what I said. I literally know I'm actually
Speaker 2: fucking dope sick right now.
Speaker 1: Like me for my.
Speaker 2: Birthday, I tried age and like I can't, Like I
Speaker 2: want it so bad, but I can't go back. I can't.
Speaker 1: We're going to Mexico and I'm buying drugs over the counter.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna have a bender. Hi, did
Speaker 1: you realize that you can buy all drugs over the
Speaker 1: counter in Mexico? Yes, not any drug but like prescription drugs,
Speaker 1: so I'm allowed to.
Speaker 2: Real Wait, okay, I'll go through my notes for funzies.
Speaker 1: That was a joke.
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 1: I'm stronger than that. I have will power.
Speaker 2: I said, I refuse to take birth control. I'm very
Speaker 2: much serving fertile, but I do want to get pregnant,
Speaker 2: not for the sake of having a baby, but for
Speaker 2: the sake of the drama and then getting to drink
Speaker 2: alcohol with come in my ovaries.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking job, because.
Speaker 2: Technically, if I drank while I like found out I
Speaker 2: was pregnant, like I would, it's not like a baby baby. Yes,
Speaker 2: So it's not the fun of being like kill that thing.
Speaker 2: I guess no, once you're once you're serving positivity in
Speaker 2: pregnan and see like you're serving baby to like a
Speaker 2: very small skit. We don't have to get that.
Speaker 1: Literally, what are you saying right now?
Speaker 2: I'm saying I'm pro choice.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's like it's a long way to stay and
Speaker 1: then we got there. Yeah are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yes, bitch, I actually don't care. Also, this is really
Speaker 2: fucked up because like this is coming from like my
Speaker 2: brain and like a flow of consciousness. I actually don't
Speaker 2: care about learning things that are important on an academic level.
Speaker 2: I'm literally an animal. I want to have sex.
Speaker 1: And have fun, hedonistic page.
Speaker 2: Why do I have to learn things like I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't it's all society bullshit that society just made up.
Speaker 2: I not like every teenager like this is like this
Speaker 2: isn't gonna work in real life.
Speaker 1: Like I don't need to know this.
Speaker 2: Literally everyone in euphoria.
Speaker 1: I wish I did learn how to pay my taxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah that I still don't know how that works. I
Speaker 2: just just have I just hope and pray. I just
Speaker 2: I give it a little prayer and I'm still here.
Speaker 1: I have aided my taxes for like three years, and
Speaker 1: I finally paid them all this year.
Speaker 2: I finally played for your balls, your ball surgery, your
Speaker 2: big balls. You wanted them enhanced? Did I gave that
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: I do, No, you did.
Speaker 2: They're big, and I mean now you literally have to
Speaker 2: wear like something to hold them down.
Speaker 1: It's actually I have to wear a girdle. I am
Speaker 1: as pennies.
Speaker 2: Why do I genuinely think I'm the smartest person on
Speaker 2: earth when I'm actually so stupid. Yeah, So right after
Speaker 2: that like academic thing, I actually think I'm the only
Speaker 2: person in the world who can make right decisions like
Speaker 2: I and I believe that with my whole chest.
Speaker 1: Absolutely I am right.
Speaker 2: I'm always right. There's like no finding that.
Speaker 1: But you say that like kind of jokingly, but you
Speaker 1: have been right ninety two percent of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you know what it is, it's like as
Speaker 2: stupid as I am, academically, I have like I have
Speaker 2: good intuition and like I'm pretty emotionally intelligent. So and
Speaker 2: I'm also pessimistic and like that works out for me
Speaker 2: because I always am like that. Bitches trying to do
Speaker 2: something slip and it always it always is like that. Man,
Speaker 2: I want to blow something up so bad, but I
Speaker 2: know I'll get addicted to it and become an actual
Speaker 2: problem to society.
Speaker 1: I think what we need to do.
Speaker 2: Is we need to buy a building and blow it up.
Speaker 1: We need to like rent out, like we need to
Speaker 1: like find a plot of land, construct a little building
Speaker 1: and blow it up.
Speaker 2: I want like big, I want like a big, big,
Speaker 2: fucking before.
Speaker 1: So we're on the same page. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: Want like I want to like make a flyer and
Speaker 2: like give free so people are like tempted to go
Speaker 2: for like free alcohol because you can get anybody to
Speaker 2: go anywhere if you if you put somebstance on.
Speaker 1: A Okay, David Brick, I don't know you could.
Speaker 2: Get anyone to be in a full minute and twenty
Speaker 2: second blow if you got some alcohol.
Speaker 1: No, we need to keep touching on this before you
Speaker 1: move on building destruct you before I come on, come on,
Speaker 1: cut me up. No, we need to we need to
Speaker 1: find building demolitions near us.
Speaker 2: Like no, but the thing is, I wanted to be
Speaker 2: so fucking dangerous, Like have you ever seen one of
Speaker 2: those demolition videos and like something accidentally flies really close
Speaker 2: to someone's head and they don't die.
Speaker 1: I need that, Like we can recreate that with tanner
Speaker 1: Do you know what tannerite is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the thing that Tiger King was blowing up.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, you can buy it over the counter at
Speaker 1: Walmart in Texas. You can buy a bunch of tannerite.
Speaker 2: We should buy it.
Speaker 1: It's a legal explosive, which is insane. But the reason
Speaker 1: it's legal is because you have to like you can't
Speaker 1: like just ignite it with a fire. You have to
Speaker 1: like shoot it with a gun. But we could get
Speaker 1: a bunch of tannerite and blow up a house with it.
Speaker 4: Theoretically we would have to like literally have like an
Speaker 4: automatic rifle and like blow up a bunch of it
Speaker 4: at once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, you there's a video. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: video of someone putting a bunch of tanneright in a
Speaker 1: car and shooting it and like adoor from the car
Speaker 1: plies at them at like terminal velocity and they have
Speaker 1: to like dodge it. It's like the scariest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 2: I just want to blow some shit up. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I know I'll get really addicted to it. I know
Speaker 2: it like I know it and then I'll be like
Speaker 2: I can blow everything up, and I'll blow someone up
Speaker 2: if they piss me off, like I will if.
Speaker 1: You give me the power, I'll blow you.
Speaker 2: I can't. That leads to the next thing I said,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to read this. No,
Speaker 2: the last part though, the last part is facts like
Speaker 2: the Nettie part.
Speaker 1: That I can't. I don't know why I can't read.
Speaker 1: I'm like losing my brain. Basically, I'm gonna say I'm
Speaker 1: losing my brain.
Speaker 2: I'm losing my brain. Sucking dick is like using a
Speaker 2: Nettie pot. It literally can have the same effects personally, like.
Speaker 1: It clears your sinuses.
Speaker 2: Yes, literally, like I literally, I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it makes sense, like like if you press here
Speaker 1: on your face, oh something that I unlocked in Texas
Speaker 1: when I had covid is, I had one of those
Speaker 1: thera guns, and if you put it on your cheeks
Speaker 1: while you have congestion, it like shakes it all out.
Speaker 1: And congestion is really just inflammation of the sciences. It's
Speaker 1: not that they're snot up there, it's not gets trapped
Speaker 1: up there and it inflames your sinuses. So if you
Speaker 1: just massage it and like.
Speaker 2: Next time, next time, your congestions just sucked, dick. It
Speaker 2: literally works, like, dude, but.
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna give the person a disease with your
Speaker 1: snot with your cold. Okay, I have one note that
Speaker 1: I need to read. We need to save Mason Ramsey,
Speaker 1: the yodeling kid. What is are y'all seeing that light?
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, fucking car Car. I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's awesome. It's our reactions because my brain saw that
Speaker 2: in the corner of my.
Speaker 1: Eye, and I was like, I know I saw and
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, okay, the the shield
Speaker 1: is thin. They're like, we're combining worlds right now. The
Speaker 1: veil is thin. Like you see a lot of shit
Speaker 1: out of the corner of your eyes. The veil is thin.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, what But.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I don't know where he is. We
Speaker 1: need to free Mason.
Speaker 2: Ramsey, so rebel Wilson.
Speaker 1: Ramsey somewhere, I think. Okay, what made me write that
Speaker 1: down is like Mason ramp Okay, cutting, I'm cutting for
Speaker 1: Mason Ramsey. I'm gonna start the hashtag cutting. Remember cutting
Speaker 1: for Axel Weber. No, you know Axl Weber No.
Speaker 2: But do you remember when it came out that, like
Speaker 2: I know, I think it came out that like Zane
Speaker 2: was smoking weed, and like people were like cutting for Zane,
Speaker 2: Like people were so freaked out by like him smoking weed.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the most traumatic ship to experience as
Speaker 1: like a celebrity.
Speaker 2: I'd be so fucking pissed. I'd be like, y'all are
Speaker 2: dumb as.
Speaker 1: Y'all aren't loyal enough, Our viewers are not loyal enough.
Speaker 2: It's never once have I seen the ass sack. It's
Speaker 2: always free ki free kuy.
Speaker 1: It's never cutting for emergency, it's never cutting for drewing in.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, please actually don't partake in that because I'll
Speaker 2: shoot you.
Speaker 1: If you partake. And I'm not angry with you, but
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed in you. We can joke about it. We
Speaker 1: are allowed to joke about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah we baby what I'm sucking Drew's finger in.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna look into Mason Ramsey.
Speaker 2: We're just listening. I don't know that that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into Mason Ramsey right now, and you
Speaker 1: can just carry the podcast and I'll get some infred.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of anything else.
Speaker 1: Okay, immediately sorry, Yes, this is a bit.
Speaker 2: No what what is?
Speaker 1: What is he singing his song but he's working at Subway.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's a bit. It's like
Speaker 2: when Tricia it's like she was working at Domino's.
Speaker 1: He's in a Tricia Pavius era. That's toxic. If that's
Speaker 1: a bit, like you're.
Speaker 2: Working like just like a regular Yeah, I don't wire
Speaker 2: famous people obsessed with doing that being like I'm just
Speaker 2: like you, like.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sitting here, like have I done that before?
Speaker 1: Like as a bit, and I'm like, we did work
Speaker 1: the Heavens story, but it wasn't as a bit. We
Speaker 1: actually literally worked.
Speaker 2: That wasn't a bit. That was all some of y'all
Speaker 2: would make it bits and some of us are literally creative.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my ID Vibe Curator like that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of what you need to actually start that fucking
Speaker 1: app soon, my.
Speaker 2: Vibe curation, the Vibe Curation Destination VCBVCD.
Speaker 1: To let's hit that spot actually soon.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit you in the face.
Speaker 1: They got that really creamy fucking tofu Come on, come on.
Speaker 2: I'm in my meat eating era.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: I love a good meat in my mouth.
Speaker 1: You are in your meat eating era. She actually is
Speaker 1: filling my hole with meat. All of her orifices are
Speaker 1: just filled with meat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's honestly like it'spores, wores.
Speaker 1: Or pores, oh, pores filled with meat.
Speaker 2: I literally if you gave me the option every day
Speaker 2: to eat pistudo with cheese, crackers.
Speaker 1: And honey, specifically creamy goat cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that cream we did. We just love a good
Speaker 2: cream We're we're actually on the.
Speaker 1: Cream We love a good cream and meat combo.
Speaker 2: We are on the creamy meat. Get the fuck away
Speaker 2: from us.
Speaker 1: Don't reach a little further.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you want it so bad, you gotta reach get.
Speaker 1: You gotta get in cameras.
Speaker 2: You should get to me too.
Speaker 1: Lift up. Oh you've been in camera this entire time.
Speaker 1: I just was looking at the wrong side, like E
Speaker 1: T phone home. That's what I'm gonna make a rap
Speaker 1: called phone home. E T phone home?
Speaker 2: What okay?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What what did that?
Speaker 1: E T? Hell? Like Lucas is saying, E T A
Speaker 1: P T A Paul Thomas Anderson speaking of I saw
Speaker 1: Magnolia and Theater, and it was different from how I
Speaker 1: remembered it.
Speaker 4: Honest, that the most like like awesome review movie ever,
Speaker 4: Like literally you're dall like like.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I remember it being like a lot better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was, it was awesome. And then what it was
Speaker 1: is the environment I was in. Let me, let me
Speaker 1: paint a picture.
Speaker 2: It was literally, how are you going to paint a picture?
Speaker 1: Bitch? I'm a fucking artist. I can paint a picture
Speaker 1: with my fucking words. It was seven thirty showing dark outside,
Speaker 1: a little chilly, a little foggy. We show up to
Speaker 1: the Beverly New Cinema, which is fucking Quentin Tarantino's theater.
Speaker 1: That has to be on film. He's such a fucking
Speaker 1: weirdo about it, which I am. I respect all of
Speaker 1: his weird quirks so much, but it has to be
Speaker 1: on film, And obviously that attracts the most disgusting crowd
Speaker 1: of people you can imagine, like cinophiles, like just gross
Speaker 1: people who are obsessed with movies, like immediately after So Bad,
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, and just keep it
Speaker 1: by your tongue, by your tongue. The most disgusting group
Speaker 1: of people that immediately after they watched the movie they
Speaker 1: went to letterbox and wrote saw on thirty five millimeter
Speaker 1: because we saw it on thirty five millimeters, because it
Speaker 1: has to be on film if it's going to be
Speaker 1: in Tarantino's theater. We pull up. We had our takes already.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna break in and play a DVD on these motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: He would freak his fucking He would lose his shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, he would freak out. I just imagine
Speaker 1: the crowd of people that were there. It's just gross,
Speaker 1: gross people. Well, we sit down in our seats and obviously,
Speaker 1: like we do a little trolling, Like our group of
Speaker 1: people were trolls. We do a little trolling. We're loud
Speaker 1: as shit, we're making jokes, we're obnoxious, and the movie
Speaker 1: hasn't started yet. No one said anything, but I could
Speaker 1: feel eyes darting and like it wasn't a good vibe
Speaker 1: that we had curated. So like we all like settled down.
Speaker 1: We all immediately understand that like, oh, like we shouldn't
Speaker 1: be rambunctious in this because people are actually angry with us.
Speaker 1: So we chilled We chilled out, and then I went
Speaker 1: to the concession stand because he played like forty previews
Speaker 1: before the movie for some fucking reason. And when I
Speaker 1: came back, someone had sat in the seat right next
Speaker 1: to mine, which like, okay, not a big deal. I
Speaker 1: was scarfing down my fucking hot Dog. I ate the
Speaker 1: shit out of that hot Dog. One of the best
Speaker 1: movie how I've ever had, if not the best movie
Speaker 1: hot dog I ever had. And I start smelling the smell,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, dear fucking God, and it was
Speaker 1: like it was like a shit odor mixed with the
Speaker 1: stale cigarettes, and like, do you know, like when you
Speaker 1: wear a mask a couple times, like your breath like
Speaker 1: kind of imprints on the mask when you put it on.
Speaker 1: It's not disgusting to you, but like if you smelled
Speaker 1: someone else's you would like be physically repulsed. Well, that
Speaker 1: smell was radiating from this person. So he had been
Speaker 1: wearing this mask that he was wearing for ages, probably
Speaker 1: maybe maybe months, potentially months, and he sat down next
Speaker 1: to me. He just smelled like cigarettes, which I could.
Speaker 1: I can get past the shit smell and the cigarette smell.
Speaker 1: But what happened next was an atrocity. It was a
Speaker 1: war crime, like I actually was I should It was
Speaker 1: a hate crime. Like it was not okay. He was
Speaker 1: sitting there and he had taken his mask off. He
Speaker 1: was burping the entire movie. And it was the most rancid,
Speaker 1: fucking burps I had ever smelt in my entire life,
Speaker 1: like like fucking serious, like hot, fucking guttural, deep gut burts,
Speaker 1: maybe from his descending colon like maybe or descending colon
Speaker 1: like maybe from like a part of his body that
Speaker 1: like burps have never come from before, because they were rancid,
Speaker 1: like burn, make your eyes water, gotten up and moved no,
Speaker 1: And it was the entirety of the movie. And I
Speaker 1: was sitting next to Elsie, and I was embarrassed because
Speaker 1: I was like, I hope Elsie doesn't think I'm the
Speaker 1: one burping so in every periodically like he would burp,
Speaker 1: and I like, actually, like gag, I'm like like actually
Speaker 1: about to start throwing up now, Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: It was like that bad. My eyes are watering again.
Speaker 1: I have watery mouth, and you know when your mouth
Speaker 1: goes watery right before you throw up. I would like
Speaker 1: have to lean into her air space to like breathe
Speaker 1: air when these burps happened. And it wasn't like it
Speaker 1: wasn't like, oh, like once every ten minutes, it was
Speaker 1: like once every five minutes. And it was so hard
Speaker 1: to enjoy this movie that I had already seen, and
Speaker 1: it's already the longest fucking movie ever made. It was
Speaker 1: three hours. It was a four hour affair, like the
Speaker 1: entire event, and like, I just like that's why it
Speaker 1: was better or worse than I remember. But it's still
Speaker 1: a classic and the soundtrack is fucking incredible.
Speaker 2: But that sounds like a fucking you know, dude, I
Speaker 2: fully would have left. I would have been so mad.
Speaker 1: I considered it several times and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't like make a scene in front of all these people.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was really really bad.
Speaker 2: That's just grops. I don't even have anything to say.
Speaker 2: It's just so nasty.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm thinking about them.
Speaker 2: Move, you're gonna cry. Well, I didn't see any fucking movies.
Speaker 1: We were on the good one right before we left.
Speaker 1: We were I know, it's.
Speaker 2: Literally because I don't have TikTok so now I just
Speaker 2: watch movies. Oh waity on the plane, what did I watch?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't watch a movie. I read a
Speaker 2: book I was reading. I've been reading more. I've been
Speaker 2: watching more movies because I don't have TikTok anymore.
Speaker 1: So TikTok live right now?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I was One of the things
Speaker 2: I wrote was this, Also, I haven't had TikTok for
Speaker 2: like a week, and I think it's made me a
Speaker 2: bigger bitch because I have too much time to wither
Speaker 2: away and think about things that shouldn't bother me. So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it again, I think, wow, because like
Speaker 2: now I'm just like, instead of.
Speaker 1: Being irritated he detalks for a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of being irritated with random people. But I
Speaker 2: think I still can't even do it. Like I realized
Speaker 2: I had it on my iPad on the plane. I
Speaker 2: started watching, and I was like, I really don't fucking
Speaker 2: care to watch anything right now, Like I don't care
Speaker 2: to watch a TikTok.
Speaker 1: Like it just gives me the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like not the content I want. And
Speaker 2: I was like, if I'm going to dedicate like even
Speaker 2: an ounce of thought, I'd rather dedicate it to a
Speaker 2: show or a movie because at least that's like not
Speaker 2: I'm I don't want to say like an old bag
Speaker 2: and be like TikTok is so stupid because I do
Speaker 2: like I'm sure you agree to there are tiktoks that
Speaker 2: like do cater to like cultural importance and like they're
Speaker 2: teaching things.
Speaker 1: They're funny and like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a lot of parts of tiktoks that
Speaker 2: are really good. But for the most part, like at
Speaker 2: the core of it, which is also how I use it,
Speaker 2: it's kind of just like to look at yourself to
Speaker 2: like see trends. Like that's not really I didn't use
Speaker 2: it to see trends, but like a lot of it
Speaker 2: was like also fueling this weird game of like trying
Speaker 2: to find something first and like I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: I just don't there's like such an undertone of competition
Speaker 2: and like insecurity in TikTok that it was starting to
Speaker 2: like really feed into me. And I was like I
Speaker 2: don't like that, Like I don't want to carry that, and.
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy that you've thought about it like that
Speaker 1: because me Jake, Me and Jake had like a really
Speaker 1: long phone call where we literally said those exact things
Speaker 1: where it's like I think the introduction of like comments
Speaker 1: with like and being able to like a comment is
Speaker 1: like one of the most toxic things and like it
Speaker 1: rise to the top of like a comment chart. Like
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the most toxic things the
Speaker 1: Internet has ever done, because already the Internet is an
Speaker 1: incredibly hateful place because like people, I mean, we perpetuate it.
Speaker 1: It's like whatever, yeah, but like being able to like
Speaker 1: say something really fucking hateful and then watch it rise
Speaker 1: the chart to just like trigger something in your brain
Speaker 1: to like be like okay, like I'm gonna get addicted
Speaker 1: to saying mean things and hopefully it rises to the time.
Speaker 2: I think also like not of course, I know that
Speaker 2: I perpetuate like a lot of like hate and bitterness,
Speaker 2: but and not to be like but I get a pass.
Speaker 2: I think there's a really big difference between the like
Speaker 2: bitterness that's on TikTok. It is so like driven into.
Speaker 1: Like it's like driven by morality, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like morality in ego and like better than thou yeah,
Speaker 2: like mentality that it's not a fun bitterness because I
Speaker 2: can get down. I can't recording shut the fuck up,
Speaker 2: you're so in awaang. I can get down with like
Speaker 2: like and what's crazy is for the first time we're
Speaker 2: having a real like introspective conversation for like the first
Speaker 2: episode in like a and he has to cut it off,
Speaker 2: like I can't help myself. But yeah, I'm down for
Speaker 2: like bitterness and like gossip and like being a fucking cunt,
Speaker 2: Like I live for it. I love it. But something
Speaker 2: about TikTok like cunteism is really really deep and like
Speaker 2: it's just a lot of anger. I think literally the
Speaker 2: pushing point was, which this is gonna sound stupid, but
Speaker 2: like I saw this thread where people someone said something
Speaker 2: about someone I know, and the sentence itself, I was like,
Speaker 2: this is a perfect like sentence to prove how fucking
Speaker 2: delusional the people specifically on this app are, because it
Speaker 2: was a sentence along the lines of it was talking
Speaker 2: about someone I know, which maybe this is biased, but
Speaker 2: I think if it was about anyone, I'd be like, no,
Speaker 2: you're pushing it, because basically the sentence was like I
Speaker 2: hate so and so and that they have this empire
Speaker 2: that they built they don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, do you.
Speaker 2: Hear yourself in that sentence, like you hate this person
Speaker 2: because they built something. It's not even like this person
Speaker 2: who I'm thinking of like comes from like money and
Speaker 2: like nepoty, Like it's not even like that you're literally
Speaker 2: the sentence you just said is insane.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't think, think they've worked critical thought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like it goes. It's just think a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm the last person to say think before you speak, no,
Speaker 1: because I literally there really I think there really.
Speaker 2: Is a difference. And I think that's why like like
Speaker 2: we not that we get away with it. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there are people who don't funk with how like bitter
Speaker 2: and like annoying we are, but there is something to
Speaker 2: be said because it's always been on the internet. Like
Speaker 2: think about like Frandly for instance, she's bitter and like
Speaker 2: annoyed by everyone and frustrated to the core of her being.
Speaker 2: But she's a really good comedian and not to be
Speaker 2: like we're really fucking good comedians, but like there is
Speaker 2: a difference between like we say our stupid shit and
Speaker 2: then we move on. There are such a deep hatred
Speaker 2: in TikTok that like there isn't a movie.
Speaker 1: It's kind of coming from a real place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's coming from a very real place. And then
Speaker 2: it's not fun. And I found myself like because I
Speaker 2: am bitter like leaning into it, and then I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't like this, Like this isn't a fun game.
Speaker 2: Y'all are all so fucking angry, Like literally, watch a movie.
Speaker 1: I said it so many times, TikTok is the worst
Speaker 1: thing in modern history to happen to humans, Like it's
Speaker 1: so evil, it's diabolical. Will I stop using it? Probably not,
Speaker 1: because I am addicted and my brain loves the little
Speaker 1: serotonin hits. But I find myself like scrolling for hours
Speaker 1: just lost on it, and I'm like, what did I watch?
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you the last vie I watched other
Speaker 1: than Mason Ramsey. That is a curious case. We need
Speaker 1: to figure that out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know if I'll get TikTok again,
Speaker 2: like I do miss it for like because again in
Speaker 2: that same context, like I love a good serve moment,
Speaker 2: like I love a good reason just for like being pretty, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like to get on there and be pretty and be sexy,
Speaker 2: and I like love watching other people feel themselves and whatever.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if I'll get it again, because
Speaker 2: I'm just like, maybe this is better that I don't
Speaker 2: do this, And I have a lot of movies to watch.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of you gotta catch just to
Speaker 2: catch up with on the other side, So I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill off TikTok. I did
Speaker 2: get it back to comment on. I can't say her
Speaker 2: name solely, so toxic thought syndrome. I did. I did.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to re download it or I guess
Speaker 2: I totally did because I got out my iPad. But whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I commented on her TikTok. But yeah, I'm I'm off
Speaker 2: the app. I don't fuck with it. It scares me
Speaker 2: too much, too mean. And that's coming from a certified
Speaker 2: fucking cunt. Yeah, I feel like the second I'm like
Speaker 2: this's too mean.
Speaker 1: It might be real.
Speaker 2: It might be like crazy because I am a fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Like also not to mention this like like like they
Speaker 1: it made it where like anybody can feel like a
Speaker 1: tinge of fame. So like you like post a video
Speaker 1: and like you immediately go viral and then people are
Speaker 1: like addicted to that. I just it just like depresses
Speaker 1: people like it, cause like you get like this, like
Speaker 1: you build this like really big audience, but like it
Speaker 1: doesn't really translate and then I don't know. I've just
Speaker 1: seen like a bunch of people like posting on like
Speaker 1: close friends and things like that that like came from TikTok,
Speaker 1: and it makes me really sad because I'm like, these
Speaker 1: people are awesome and genuinely funny people, but like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know, I haven't.
Speaker 2: It's a very it's a really like recycling app or
Speaker 2: not recycling, but it like rinses through people like so quick,
Speaker 2: and it's just like it's really not crazy. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just like not really good. And like I think as
Speaker 2: I get older too, I don't know where I've said this,
Speaker 2: but I've said this before, or I was having a
Speaker 2: conversation with a friend where I was like the older
Speaker 2: I get the I like really do feel bad for
Speaker 2: like the younger generations behind us because we we got
Speaker 2: like the Internet where a lot of people use the
Speaker 2: internet for like us seeing the internet's sake, like it
Speaker 2: was just like it was a fun place to go
Speaker 2: and disconnect and like find things to be interested in.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't so like getting on the Internet as
Speaker 1: like disconnecting from reality like in a healthy way kind
Speaker 1: of in the inning and now it's like you have
Speaker 1: to disconnect from the Internet because it's unhealthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it used to be like a fun escape from reality,
Speaker 2: and now I think it's like it's it's this hyper
Speaker 2: reality that doesn't fucking exist. It's like just all these
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's a huge conversation, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for like the younger generation because the
Speaker 2: way they get they have to use the internet now
Speaker 2: is really like intertwined with their real life, so they
Speaker 2: have to be on it even though it's like unhealthy.
Speaker 2: Because like the thing is, when we were using the Internet,
Speaker 2: and when people even older than us were using the Internet,
Speaker 2: like we were using it because we really liked using it,
Speaker 2: and now I feel like most teenagers have no choice
Speaker 2: but to use it because that's the only way to
Speaker 2: really connect with your friends relationships.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we need a decentralized internet, right kai, Yes,
Speaker 1: we need an internet, peer to peer owned internet, not
Speaker 1: owned by these evil corporations like Google and Microsoft.
Speaker 2: And I'm saying all that we're not gonna get our ads.
Speaker 1: I love Google, Microsoft and Apple, please sponsor me, but no, genuinely,
Speaker 1: like if it wasn't controlled by these like money hungry
Speaker 1: corporations like it would be a fun place, because that's
Speaker 1: what it was in the beginning. It was like every
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 2: Mean, like when you really think about it, at this point,
Speaker 2: it's like so far past that it's just now it's
Speaker 2: it's human nature. It's always a human nature to want
Speaker 2: like like fame and like attention and to feel seen.
Speaker 2: Now it's just on such a grand level.
Speaker 1: That like, no, that's what I mean. It's like they
Speaker 1: like infected our lives with it, like they like pushed
Speaker 1: it on to us in like very unhealthy way, like
Speaker 1: now like you literally cannot survive without the Internet. Basically,
Speaker 1: I had this idea.
Speaker 5: I heard this quote that Jim Carrey said where he's like,
Speaker 5: I wish everybody could experience fames, they could know that
Speaker 5: it's not that great or something something along those lines.
Speaker 5: And I feel I do think that TikTok's really bad.
Speaker 5: But what my optimistic thought was that it's almost democratizing
Speaker 5: fame so much that it is allowing everybody to experience
Speaker 5: that thing that Jim Carrey was talking about. And part
Speaker 5: of me is like, I don't know, maybe we'll see
Speaker 5: like a mass disillusionment to fame and we'll see like,
Speaker 5: since everybody will get there fifteen minutes of fame, everyone
Speaker 5: will learn that's actually not that great.
Speaker 2: But I think if anything, it's getting people addicted to it,
Speaker 2: like and it's making it more.
Speaker 1: I think it's like tangible. It's like just out of reach, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it.
Speaker 2: Used to be like, oh I would have to bust
Speaker 2: my ass to be famous, and now it's like so
Speaker 2: tangible that people get it for a little bit and
Speaker 2: they don't get to experience it maybe on the level
Speaker 2: that Jim Carrey did. So it's it's like such a
Speaker 2: small like context of what that means that they're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, if this is what the little bit
Speaker 2: tastes like, I want to know what the big part
Speaker 2: of it tastes like.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: So but yeah, I guess I do get that though,
Speaker 2: But I'm just very pessimistic and I'm like, look at
Speaker 2: all the fucking like influencers we've seen that just like yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: but there is some good to it, because, like I
Speaker 2: guess the one up about influencers is because they're so
Speaker 2: like humanoid to the public eye, like versus celebrities. They're
Speaker 2: very like this ethereal thing that you can't touch they
Speaker 2: feel so out of this world. And with influencers, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of cons to this, but the prose of
Speaker 2: it is with influencers, they're held at such a human
Speaker 2: standard that they really get like you really just start
Speaker 2: to see that like, oh, these are people making like
Speaker 2: a lot of mistakes, which the con of it is,
Speaker 2: then it like fuels this idea that like, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: not allowed to make mistakes, and like, but I guess
Speaker 2: it is like a little humanizing to the idea of
Speaker 2: like what it is to be a celebrity. But there's
Speaker 2: still that weird divide. Yeah that could. I'm gonna shut.
Speaker 1: Up because I should like TikTok servers.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we should blow up the letterbox servers.
Speaker 2: We should get all the cinophiles into one theater to
Speaker 2: go watch Blue vealle a Tine or some ship, like
Speaker 2: some really sad ship that they're like, this is they dip?
Speaker 2: This is the fun. I always that word, this is
Speaker 2: what is eptone? Like that's not a word.
Speaker 1: I think that's how it looks like it would be pronounced.
Speaker 1: It's like epitome, no epitone, epitaph.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's literally because that's how it looks like
Speaker 2: it's pronounced the epitome of fucking sadness, or I'm trying
Speaker 2: to think of like a cinephial like thissh is a cluster,
Speaker 2: Like there's no beating this. Every time I watch this movie,
Speaker 2: it's so good, Like Taxi Driver, Phantom Thread, Oh yeah, nah,
Speaker 2: a fight Club, they'd be like, really, we're still talking
Speaker 2: about fight Club. I've never seen Costablanca. Isn't that old
Speaker 2: Nass movie in black and white? The Artist is a
Speaker 2: really good black and white movie. Have you all seen that?
Speaker 2: And it's a silent film. Who would I've heard what
Speaker 2: I was saying. Oh yeah, we should get them all
Speaker 2: in there and then blow up the letterbox headquarters while
Speaker 2: they're in the movie. So all of them get out
Speaker 2: their phone at the end to go leave a review
Speaker 2: and it's not loading, and then we watch them all
Speaker 2: freak out and then what's that that explosive you were
Speaker 2: talking about? We blow it up, but not like to
Speaker 2: hurt them, but just like around so they all get
Speaker 2: really scared.
Speaker 1: And then they never watch another movie again. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: like and we can all just go on and enjoy
Speaker 1: every movie watch and it doesn't have to be this
Speaker 1: like weird, Like I don't know, we've set up these
Speaker 1: like nevermind, never.
Speaker 2: Mind, there's all the rules, the rules to cinema.
Speaker 1: Why can't I enjoy Marvel and then also enjoy good movies?
Speaker 1: Like why does it have to be one of the.
Speaker 2: Why can't I like Spider Man No Way Home and
Speaker 2: then enjoy Chunking Express Exactly? Why can't I watch both
Speaker 2: of those in a row and be like, this was
Speaker 2: the best night of my life.
Speaker 1: This is I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Speaker 1: Anytime I watch a movie, it immediately becomes my most
Speaker 1: favorite movie I've ever watched. Immediately.
Speaker 2: I've been catching up on all the fucking classic nineties movies,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why, why are you all so weird?
Speaker 1: Like nineties that was full of fucking monsters?
Speaker 2: But they're all such good movies, so whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't fight the truth. With that being said, let's get
Speaker 2: into media.
Speaker 1: First, it'll piss you off. What is it something?
Speaker 2: First, it'll piss you off, then I'll set you free.
Speaker 2: It's probably the other way around.
Speaker 1: What is it? Goddamn it? But first it'll piss you off.
Speaker 1: It'll set you free.
Speaker 2: But first it'll piss you off, literally me when I
Speaker 2: watch all the movies that are popping on the.
Speaker 1: Truth will set you free, but first they'll piss you off.
Speaker 2: Hey, but you want to be not bait?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 2: But now like yeah, hey, alright, my media of he
Speaker 2: he dude. I got into another conversation about He who
Speaker 2: shall not be named Surrender bye ya, mama? Oh what
Speaker 2: the fun by Suicide, Wandering Star by Portishead, and So
Speaker 2: Far Away by Charlie x X. I've been on a
Speaker 2: binge of Charlie XCX and Sky Forever.
Speaker 1: And Lana Charlie, did you listen to like Pop two
Speaker 1: and stuff for her?
Speaker 2: Now I'm listening to like what's it called My Something Romance?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: True Romance? I was thinking Michael Koramas True Romance. Such
Speaker 2: a good fucking album, literally undefeated, like that album no
Speaker 2: matter what year. I listened to it, like it is
Speaker 2: so fucking good. Sky for Ara Nighttime my time, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like come on, get it up?
Speaker 1: Had it on your body?
Speaker 2: It literally is like it. I actually need to get
Speaker 2: a couple of tattoos removed, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: Mine is latin esque esque. Actually, I think I've said
Speaker 1: that one scratch between the bars. It's a cover of
Speaker 1: Between the Bars by Chris Garnu Garnier.
Speaker 2: Uh so manum.
Speaker 1: Then we got You Are by Lionel Richie Hey rich
Speaker 1: Boy by the Millionaires. What the fuck? Yep, I just
Speaker 1: got a bunch. And then since I watched Magnolia one
Speaker 1: by Amy Man, that's when I played one is the number.
Speaker 2: My movie recommendation, Happy Together, m curious.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2: It's another one car away movie.
Speaker 1: It's really Oh wait, let me see the cover.
Speaker 2: It's about the the two guys.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I haven't seen that one. Okay, I watched Magnolia,
Speaker 1: Good watch it. It's probably Paul Thomas Anderson's like Magnum opis.
Speaker 1: And then I watched the most disturbed movie I have
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 2: More Oh okay, I was gonna say more disturbed, and
Speaker 2: I was literally gonna mention that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the skin I live in, Uh be fore warned.
Speaker 2: It's it's really.
Speaker 1: It's gnarly as ship.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of movies that I watched that I'm like,
Speaker 2: this was a good movie, but it's really gnarly. But
Speaker 2: I don't recommend them on the podcast because like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to like start up too much. Conversation. But like,
Speaker 2: if you guys want like.
Speaker 1: Good good plot in story and screenplay and good writing,
Speaker 1: this skin I live in is a classic, but before
Speaker 1: warned like there is some not.
Speaker 2: Very gnarly and like it could be triggering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dark tones in it.
Speaker 2: But that director has like really like a crazy Pedro.
Speaker 1: What does Yeah, I don't know how to say Pedro.
Speaker 2: I really want to watch a bunch of his movies.
Speaker 2: We should watch one tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the one that we saw at the Academy Museum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want to watch.
Speaker 1: I want to watch the one when he shrinks down
Speaker 1: and becomes a little person and goes into that Girls
Speaker 1: of Va China. That one looks good.
Speaker 2: That one. What is that one called? I can't think
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think that one's Timy up, Timey down. All right,
Speaker 2: No that's not that Oh fuck, I can't think of
Speaker 2: the name. All right. Well that was this episode.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, Peace and love. I put on
Speaker 1: a new bracelet that I just found. It says Green Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, I just found it. I went through
Speaker 1: all my shit recently, all my drawers and my my
Speaker 1: Heidi spots that I put all my sentimental stuff, and
Speaker 1: it was really great. It was awesome. I found so
Speaker 1: many little things that I'd forgotten entirely about. I found
Speaker 1: a Phillips Hugh light just hidden away.
Speaker 2: Oh, were you gonna put it?
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna put it behind my desk and
Speaker 1: have it's one of those like ones that like shoot
Speaker 1: up at the sky. Oh yeah, I'm gonna put it
Speaker 1: behind my desk, I think, or maybe in the plant corner,
Speaker 1: but yeah. I recommend go through your little things, your
Speaker 1: pile of little things that you haven't seen or touched
Speaker 1: in years, and you will be super happy you did
Speaker 1: it all right.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you guys so much for listening. See you next,
Speaker 2: Sleigh