Speaker 1: Second date of day, Ladies, what's the one quality in
Speaker 1: a guy that would make you say he's perfect?
Speaker 2: Quality?
Speaker 3: Gosh, just one?
Speaker 1: Is it a good sense of humor?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For sure?
Speaker 1: Is it his bulging calves? Is it his bulging bank account?
Speaker 3: Oh? Hello, I thought we're somewhere else and I was
Speaker 3: going to be more excited.
Speaker 1: Could be there too. We might learn the answer here
Speaker 1: in just a second. So guys, make sure you're paying
Speaker 1: attention because one of our listeners, Amelia, says she went
Speaker 1: out with the perfect guy for her and she needs
Speaker 1: our help today. Amelia, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hi guys.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you're setting yourself up for a lot of
Speaker 3: pressure calling him the perfect guy for you. He's not
Speaker 3: calling you back.
Speaker 4: Well, he really is the perfect guy for me.
Speaker 3: You're not backing down.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. What's mister perfect's name? Rob Rob?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rob Rob r a.
Speaker 1: W B rob.
Speaker 3: Like he's hot? He did? So?
Speaker 4: How'd you so we match on Tinder? Actually? So, first off,
Speaker 4: he's the typical tall, dark, handsome businessman. But he has
Speaker 4: the look of a sexy firefighter.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: He even has a tattoo of a house cat. And
Speaker 4: let me tell you, I'm the cat lady. I love cats.
Speaker 3: You're okay, I know you love cats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cats of cats. I actually have that calendar. So
Speaker 1: what did you guys end up doing for a date?
Speaker 4: So he asked me if I wanted to, you know,
Speaker 4: low key go out and just get some drinks and
Speaker 4: meet each other, and I said absolutely.
Speaker 3: At this point, were you like nervous or were you thinking?
Speaker 3: And this guy is too good to be true and
Speaker 3: he's probably gonna be like some sort of catfish.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got nothing to lose, so I was hoping
Speaker 4: for the day.
Speaker 1: Couldn't get any worse in my dating life.
Speaker 2: Night as well, I'm happy to have plans made.
Speaker 1: So what did he end up being like? Was he
Speaker 1: everything that you would hope he would be?
Speaker 4: He really was. He was really good at holding conversation.
Speaker 4: He was a good listener. He listened. He asked me
Speaker 4: questions about me, like.
Speaker 2: What, why? Why?
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: I know. It's a rare thing. The last guy I
Speaker 4: was on a date with I didn't get to talk
Speaker 4: for like over a half hour. All he did was
Speaker 4: talk about himself. He wouldn't shut.
Speaker 3: Up, and the people who usually talk that much about
Speaker 3: themselves are actually really boring. Yeah's never interesting people that
Speaker 3: talk that much.
Speaker 4: No, you're absolutely right about that. But you know, for
Speaker 4: me having a good looking, good listener, it's hard to find. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're just not out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And a lot of times when guys are good looking
Speaker 2: and they are rich and they do have everything, they
Speaker 2: are super into themselves and they don't care about you.
Speaker 2: They're just like, Hey, by the way, I am rich.
Speaker 3: Were you getting Were you getting more and more nervous
Speaker 3: as the date went on and you're realizing this guy
Speaker 3: is like checking every single box.
Speaker 4: No, I was getting more and more excited.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was listening to the lottery numbers
Speaker 4: and each one that came up I had.
Speaker 1: So it's great they had such a good vibe with him,
Speaker 1: But was there anything that was awkward or weird about
Speaker 1: the date, like at all?
Speaker 4: Yes. Why I'm calling you guys is because towards the
Speaker 4: end of the night, we decided to have one more drink,
Speaker 4: but we weren't even done with their drink and he
Speaker 4: looks at me and he says, hey, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 4: have to wrap it up here.
Speaker 1: I have another commitment, okay, business like all right, I
Speaker 1: mean that's okay, all right, but it's like.
Speaker 3: One drink, like you can't wait ten more minutes to
Speaker 3: just finish.
Speaker 4: Like that's what I was thinking. It was like it
Speaker 4: seemed to be going so well, and it was like
Speaker 4: almost like I scared him. So we went to leave
Speaker 4: our table, and I assumed he was gonna come.
Speaker 3: With me, like walk you to your car or something,
Speaker 3: you mean, yeah, or.
Speaker 4: Just walk away from the table with me since we
Speaker 4: were done eating.
Speaker 1: Right, but it's over.
Speaker 4: He got up, He gave me a hug, he told
Speaker 4: me it was great to meet me, and then he
Speaker 4: sat back down at the table and pulled out his phone.
Speaker 2: Why he's waiting for somebody else?
Speaker 1: So you left and he stayed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And like I'm wondering, like if he's some kind
Speaker 4: of player that had a bunch of dates lined up
Speaker 4: and he was just gonna take us all to the
Speaker 4: same restaurant at the same table.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're rich, like it sounds like he is,
Speaker 2: I would be easier to do just like, yeah, line
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 3: Having to do with rich has to do with efficiency.
Speaker 3: But that makes you feel bad, right because you're thinking, wait,
Speaker 3: was he interested in me or is he just thinking
Speaker 3: about whoever he's going out with right aff Why were
Speaker 3: he not like fake leave right or even go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom, like, oh you go out, I got to
Speaker 3: run to the restroom.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was something that isn't sketchy, so he didn't
Speaker 4: feel the need to like act weird about it.
Speaker 2: He's waiting for his.
Speaker 1: Mom or something, and there could be a reasonable explanation.
Speaker 1: But maybe mister perfect isn't so perfect after all.
Speaker 4: Well that's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 2: Someone not being what they seem.
Speaker 1: No, let's call mister perfect and find out for ourselves.
Speaker 1: Let's play a song. We'll come back and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you guys, hold on a million.
Speaker 1: This successful businessman, great listener. Perfect. But that's how one
Speaker 1: of our listeners described the at least, I mean that's
Speaker 1: what I heard once she was telling us about going
Speaker 1: out for drinks the other night.
Speaker 3: I assume too. I mean he was the whole package.
Speaker 3: I think that's gonna be she said.
Speaker 1: Hunk and fireman does not require that it fits the description,
Speaker 1: but basically, everything was good until the very end of
Speaker 1: the night. When he told her that he had another
Speaker 1: commitment and had to get going, hugged her goodbye, then
Speaker 1: sat back down at the table that they were at
Speaker 1: and just started looking at his phone.
Speaker 2: That just feels awkward to like imagine.
Speaker 3: Like he as a human that couldn't sit through that awkwardness.
Speaker 1: Someone with a perfect butt can sit through any phone book.
Speaker 1: But we're trying to figure out the reason why he's
Speaker 1: not calling Amelia back. Amelia, you feel ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay? And did you text or call or how did
Speaker 3: you try to get a hold of him?
Speaker 4: He actually texted me after the date and he asked
Speaker 4: me when I'm available?
Speaker 3: Yeah, then why are you needing our help to get
Speaker 3: in touch with him?
Speaker 4: Well, because I told him that I was free on
Speaker 4: Saturday and maybe we could do dancing or a show
Speaker 4: or you know, something along those lines, and he never
Speaker 4: replied to that. Weird, So he goes to me after
Speaker 4: asking me on the second date.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's really weird. Yeah, put the feeler out.
Speaker 1: Well, I know you were worried that he might be
Speaker 1: a player, So let's call him and see what the
Speaker 1: deal is. I'm in Dalla's number right now.
Speaker 4: Thank you, guys. I need your help.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna try our best. Here here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Rob?
Speaker 5: Yeah? This is Rob.
Speaker 1: Hey man, my name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing today, man?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. What is this about?
Speaker 1: Well, this is about a segment that we do on
Speaker 1: our show. From time to time, we do this thing
Speaker 1: where if two people hang out and if they vibe,
Speaker 1: but afterwards their communication breaks down, we can call one
Speaker 1: of them to help figure out what's really going on.
Speaker 5: Okay, I see.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the other night you kicked it with a
Speaker 1: woman named Amelia. You remember her?
Speaker 5: I do, yes, tell her, I'm very interested.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait a bit.
Speaker 1: Why can't you tell her that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She said she texted you about Saturday night and
Speaker 3: you never replied to her.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry. I've been super busy with work lately.
Speaker 5: You have to understand, you know, we're we're kind of
Speaker 5: on a hiring spree right now, and it's just really
Speaker 5: hard to keep people. So I got a lot of people,
Speaker 5: you know, it's people coming in and out of my life,
Speaker 5: and phone numbers and things. It's been it's been difficult
Speaker 5: to keep track.
Speaker 1: Well, I could see how that would be confusing. But
Speaker 1: I mean, Amelia did want to see you again. She
Speaker 1: was actually expecting to hear from you, and now she's
Speaker 1: feeling like you're not interested. But that's not true.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, of course, I mean I'm interested.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, absolutely, So I feel like she's getting
Speaker 3: a lot of mixed vibes from you, Rob, and I
Speaker 3: don't know if you're doing it on purpose or not.
Speaker 3: But she also told us about like her leaving the
Speaker 3: restaurant and you staying at the table after you said
Speaker 3: that you had something else going on.
Speaker 1: Right right, Okay, that's right, that's kind of I'm having
Speaker 1: a hard time reading you. So like you you like Amelia?
Speaker 5: Then yeah, I think she'd be fine.
Speaker 2: She'd be fine.
Speaker 5: So I'm kind of confused right now about what you're implying.
Speaker 5: I don't understand what you're asking me here.
Speaker 2: We want to know normal dating stuff. Was she pretty?
Speaker 2: Did you guys? Vibe? Was the food? Was the conversation?
Speaker 3: I just want to know why you stayed at the table.
Speaker 3: Would she left that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like it is driving me nuts.
Speaker 5: It's such a weird wait, wait a second, this sounds confusing.
Speaker 5: So I own the restaurant that we met in. I
Speaker 5: met with Amelia to see if she wanted to work
Speaker 5: in my restaurant. That wasn't a date.
Speaker 2: What way she didn't go do to apply?
Speaker 1: No, she's she said that you guys met on Tinder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yes. I mean I have
Speaker 5: on my Tinder bio that I'm looking that I owned
Speaker 5: restaurants and I'm looking to hire weight staff.
Speaker 4: Okay, furst off, creative second, nobody reads anyone's enderbio.
Speaker 2: Bro, Just within a second, you.
Speaker 3: Thought you were interviewing Amelia for a restaurant job.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I told her come on in and what's up.
Speaker 2: It makes so much sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, that he was such a good listener. He was
Speaker 1: asking me all these introspective questions they never asked.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Rob, she is going to be so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I mean, she thought the world of you. She was like,
Speaker 3: this guy is such a unicorn. He's so amazing, he's listening.
Speaker 5: I'm very flattered. But here's the thing. It's very difficult
Speaker 5: to find good restaurant workers these days, and I'm specifically
Speaker 5: targeting I want good looking, gregarious people, you know, people
Speaker 5: who can just be open and fun and like really
Speaker 5: grab customers and just really that's great, Rob, But are
Speaker 5: you single, Like, is there even a chance? Well? I mean,
Speaker 5: I am single, but I'm currently seeing a couple of
Speaker 5: people for the decision. But I honestly did not bring
Speaker 5: Amelia into my restaurants for a dating situation.
Speaker 1: You know, who's going to be really disappointed to hear that, Rob.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't see her face, but I am
Speaker 1: assuming that it is that color because I need to
Speaker 1: tell you she's actually on the other line listening. She
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Well, what she did, Amelia, I'm so embarrassed right now.
Speaker 5: It's okay. I can understand the confusion. I get it,
Speaker 5: you know, but it says right there on my profile
Speaker 5: why I'm on tender. You know, it's another way to
Speaker 5: try to meet people who might be interested in working
Speaker 5: at the restaurants.
Speaker 1: I mean, Amelia, did you look at the profile? Did
Speaker 1: you see that sentence?
Speaker 4: If I'm being honest, I was pretty focused on that
Speaker 4: house cat tattoo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, either that or his perfect behind. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: much good stuff to look at you.
Speaker 3: It's to your fault, Amelia, Like, who's having drinks with
Speaker 3: potential employees on the owner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that you meet on Tinder. Like Tinder is a
Speaker 4: hookup site?
Speaker 5: Come on, yeah, it can be a hookup site. It
Speaker 5: can also be used for businesses, and they have a
Speaker 5: whole business side of the app. Right seriously, eighty percent
Speaker 5: of my workers come from Tinder right now. It's actually
Speaker 5: been a really good resource. I have my manager on it.
Speaker 5: I'm on it.
Speaker 2: The thing is too on tender. You can say the
Speaker 2: age range you want, male like you.
Speaker 3: It's really cool. Anyone else worried about employment law over here?
Speaker 1: Or is it just yeah, you want to talk about
Speaker 1: legalities here? I want to get back into the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't a date, you mean the job interview.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Things happen for a reason, like
Speaker 1: this meeting happened. Amelia called us. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's a chance, Rob, we want to send you and
Speaker 1: Amelia out on another date, on a first date.
Speaker 5: I guess, I uh, listen, But but.
Speaker 1: But maybe I should ask Amelia first. I mean, Amelia,
Speaker 1: now that you know everything, are you interested still in Rob?
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, now, are you interested in dating or
Speaker 3: the job or both?
Speaker 4: No? I don't need a job. I am a job,
Speaker 4: I mean a man.
Speaker 5: Are you sure, Amelia, because you have a great personality.
Speaker 5: I just watched a host that you would be amazing
Speaker 5: to put you in the front of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's some high praise, Amelia.
Speaker 4: Maybe if we explore the dating side of things.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're really an pick up a second job.
Speaker 3: But that's not too bad. You get paid though.
Speaker 1: At the same time, if you just make out, that
Speaker 1: just shows what a go get her she is. You
Speaker 1: got to give her a chance.
Speaker 5: Sorry, but I do have a policy. I don't date
Speaker 5: any of my employees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the boss that's on Tinder.
Speaker 1: All Suddenly Amilia is not interested in the job anymore.
Speaker 1: Now she just wants to go out with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when we'll pay for it. If you agree to go
Speaker 1: out on a date, Rob, what do you say.
Speaker 5: As long as she understands I'm not really looking for
Speaker 5: a relationship.
Speaker 2: I was, but a second interview.
Speaker 3: Hey you're hot. She knows what she's getting with a
Speaker 3: bar owner. Okay, yeah, a lot of free drinks.
Speaker 1: So Rob, like, we want a definitive ancer here. What
Speaker 1: do you say, yes or no?
Speaker 5: Sure, I'd be open to that, but you know, can
Speaker 5: I pick the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's one of yours.
Speaker 3: If you freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, it does feel good when people actually agree
Speaker 1: to me up again on one of these calls.
Speaker 3: That's the whole point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't feel quite as good when they tell
Speaker 1: us up front, like, oh, yeah, I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: anything serious at all. It's probably just gonna be a
Speaker 1: one night think.
Speaker 3: This is a really good lesson for everyone to read.
Speaker 3: Bios y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, unless you are only looking for like
Speaker 1: a short term one night stand thing, then who cares?
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, but if you want the real deal
Speaker 1: and yeah, read that bio.
Speaker 3: She ended up on a job interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't know you could end up at a
Speaker 1: job interview for like to be a CEO of like
Speaker 1: a mega conglomerate company.
Speaker 2: You go, you could end up anywhere and this thing,
Speaker 2: you know, tender you're on an amusement park.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that that's how they're hiring over it, like Microsoft.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, I remember, if you ever want to
Speaker 1: get a second date update, you can always email the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,