Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season Oh no, I apologize.
Speaker 1: Welcome to season two seventy Leave it, leave it. They
Speaker 1: got enough, they got an uh. Season two seventy five,
Speaker 1: Episode three, Up there, dailies, I guys stay production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into America, share consciousness, turn to say
Speaker 1: it like Jeff Foxworthy these days. It's Tuesday, February, happy
Speaker 1: day after Valentine's Day. To everyone, my name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien a k. Last night a little tyrant came walk
Speaker 1: into my door last night, a little angel who are
Speaker 1: usually adore. He said, come on, stupid, don't play like
Speaker 1: you're dumb. Oh you think you're tired, Just wait till
Speaker 1: I'm done. Because in the midnight hour he screamed at
Speaker 1: my door with the tiny yell, called me stupid, dork, dork,
Speaker 1: dork dork. That is courtesy a Christie Amagucci made in
Speaker 1: reference to my four year old just roasting my ass
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, like fifteen straight minutes.
Speaker 1: Just why won't you let me in? Is it because
Speaker 1: you're stupid? Oh, I get it, it's because you're stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for the clip like just owning me. Can I
Speaker 1: just can I just say I'm sorry, but your fans
Speaker 1: have too much freedom on this podcast to make me
Speaker 1: sing that. Yeah, and then you're like, yeah, I'll do it. Sure,
Speaker 1: i'ms wrong with you, bro. Yeah, absolutely polity approval. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined in my second seat by
Speaker 1: very special guest co host, producer behind shows like Fake Doctors,
Speaker 1: Real Friends. Welcome to our show. A brilliant writer who
Speaker 1: you can read a Vulture, a D Club team book, pace,
Speaker 1: the Advocate. You've heard her on pop Culture Happy Hour.
Speaker 1: It is the brilliant and talented Joel Moni. It's out
Speaker 1: read my resume to the hands. I love that. That
Speaker 1: was beautiful. Thank you, Hi, it's gonna be back. It's
Speaker 1: listen about to break the show magic. But it's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: I r l guys, I mean a day later. But
Speaker 1: are you feeling the love today? I know your kid
Speaker 1: roast to you. I hope they go it was the
Speaker 1: love there this morning. Yeah, I mean Valentine's Day is
Speaker 1: a kid's holiday, Like it's a big day at school,
Speaker 1: Like they got to dress up in pink and purple.
Speaker 1: I did the same to kind of match the vibes.
Speaker 1: And it was really fun. Yeah, it's really funny. I
Speaker 1: was so happy dropping them off at school, and not
Speaker 1: for the normal reasons that I get to just like
Speaker 1: be done with them for the morning. You know, did
Speaker 1: they make their own Valentine's or did they buy? No,
Speaker 1: we just bought. We just bought some. I'm cute. That's cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cute when they're like organizing them and putting the names
Speaker 1: on and attaching the candy and yeah, exactly what cute
Speaker 1: Because your kids don't do a lot of candy, right,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't do it. They think is candy
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. Will they will? They dive into it without you. Now,
Speaker 1: all the kids are gonna beating candy at school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean around like Halloween and times like that. They
Speaker 1: they're aware of the existence of candy, they're just u
Speaker 1: they just have a very low threshold, you know. After
Speaker 1: after Halloween they have like a couple of pieces of
Speaker 1: candy and then they forget it exists somehow, whereas I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm like still eating it a month later and just
Speaker 1: being like, well, they won't notice if there's only three
Speaker 1: gummy bears left the whole time. Joel, we have to
Speaker 1: welcome in our guest in our third seat, one of
Speaker 1: our favorite guests, one of our audiences favorite guests. She
Speaker 1: is an amazing writer, actor, one of the funniest stand
Speaker 1: up comedians doing it, and she has a new stand
Speaker 1: up special on HBO that you, guys, it's the best
Speaker 1: special life scene in years. It really is. I've I've
Speaker 1: never agreed thank you so much. I don't usually use
Speaker 1: the phrases toward to force and bravara because those are
Speaker 1: stupid for is this, but like that's when I was
Speaker 1: writing this intro, I was like, I just have to
Speaker 1: use those frases phrases. That's how fucking good this is.
Speaker 1: Thank you. The specialist called bitch grow up and she
Speaker 1: is called Marcel everywhere. I'm back, I'm back, back, back back.
Speaker 1: I actually want my intro to not include writer actor.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be stand up comedian. I want
Speaker 1: to ship out. Okay, I mean, you guys don't actually
Speaker 1: have to cut it, but like I'm I'm fucking like no,
Speaker 1: I'm officially fully with this special. It's so good. How
Speaker 1: how has it been A dropped last week? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: dropped last week. It's been cool. I mean the love
Speaker 1: that has been cool. I kind of like, because we
Speaker 1: taped it last July, it's been a minute. I'm just
Speaker 1: we've been sitting on it and sitting and waiting, and
Speaker 1: I was all like, man, I can't wait to get
Speaker 1: all these compliments and love because I'm so good. Yeah good,
Speaker 1: I did it. We did two shows, but I didn't
Speaker 1: one in one show. That's one show. It's one take
Speaker 1: for those who don't know it's unheard of, and stand
Speaker 1: up some because it's it's hard. It's hard to do that.
Speaker 1: And um, I fucking did it. And then I got hammered.
Speaker 1: For the second show, I told the audience they fucking
Speaker 1: missed the special. I was like, you guys have to
Speaker 1: tune in now and then do the jokes. I had
Speaker 1: no enthusiasm and I was like, I'm sucking drunk. I
Speaker 1: killed it. I'm done, and i'd have read. Riguez is director.
Speaker 1: She's a great comedian. If you're not familiar with her,
Speaker 1: she hasn't make special as well. But she um yeah
Speaker 1: right before I went on stage, because I was already like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna do my ship, and she
Speaker 1: was like do whatever you want before I even said yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun, special is special done amazing? Well, we're
Speaker 1: going to get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: at the moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: few of the things we're talking about today. Everyone is
Speaker 1: still a flutter over the UFOs, So we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about them because it's it's I think it's becoming a
Speaker 1: little clearer what they are. The three things that got
Speaker 1: shot out of this guy. So there was the Chinese
Speaker 1: by balloon, and then the next week three things that
Speaker 1: they've still yet to identify. There's like reports that one
Speaker 1: of them is an octagon and like they're the pilots
Speaker 1: are heard on one of the tapes thing, but that
Speaker 1: snow balloon or something to that effect. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about what what it is. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think these are actual extraterrestrial UFOs. Though I
Speaker 1: do oh, I am open to the possibility of extra
Speaker 1: terrestrial UFOs, I don't think these are them. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about all of that. We're gonna talk about Tesla
Speaker 1: workers possibly launching a union campaign. They are launching union campaign,
Speaker 1: so we'll talk about that. We'll talk about Roseanne's new
Speaker 1: special all of that plenty more. But first, Marcella, we
Speaker 1: do like to ask our guest. You know us, we
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what's something from your search history?
Speaker 1: My um my last search history was Richard and Maurice
Speaker 1: McDonald because last night we watched uh the Founder with
Speaker 1: starting Michael Keaton's newly on Netflix, and I had wanted
Speaker 1: to watch it when it came out back in two
Speaker 1: thousand and sixteen, but I never watched it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, I love McDonald's. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: very excited to get the CARDI b offset meal today
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day. I think that's what we're planning on doing.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I when we started watching it, because
Speaker 1: you know, I knew it was based on a true story,
Speaker 1: but we started watching it, I've gotten into the habit
Speaker 1: of googling ship before I keep watching because White Lotus
Speaker 1: Season one pissed me off so fucking much that because
Speaker 1: it was so stupid, and I was like I when
Speaker 1: I when I went to watch The Chippindale's Show on Hulu,
Speaker 1: I saw the first episode, like, I gotta fuck google
Speaker 1: this and see if it's real and see how fucking
Speaker 1: dark it gets. Because if I don't want to watch
Speaker 1: this show, I want to make sure I don't watch
Speaker 1: this ship waste my time. Yeah, I think spoilers are
Speaker 1: actually very beneficial. Sometimes was based on the truth story
Speaker 1: if it's based on a truth story, but more so
Speaker 1: than not. But I also eight some of these TV
Speaker 1: shows that are just scripted reality television, like White Lotus,
Speaker 1: and um, I was like, I don't want to watch
Speaker 1: this bullshit. I want to watch something that's actually gonna
Speaker 1: end with an interesting story. And so I go, I go,
Speaker 1: And I was reading about these dudes, these fucking idiots
Speaker 1: really just got played hardcore because they were just too good.
Speaker 1: They're two good men, yeah, but they were also Republicans,
Speaker 1: so they weren't that good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But it was it was just an interesting thing to
Speaker 1: read about how fucked over they got, yes and uh
Speaker 1: and how bad Ray Crock sucked them over. And so
Speaker 1: that was like the last thing on my on my search,
Speaker 1: and I got really into it. And then we watched
Speaker 1: the most of the movie and I think we might
Speaker 1: have even turned it off or we're kind of checking
Speaker 1: out by the end because it was so like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is just fucking sad. Now, dark, rich old guy
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, I'm I'm spiritually empty. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's pretty common. So that was my last Google search.
Speaker 1: And you just despised White Lotus because it's just not
Speaker 1: nothing happened like the payoff of the murder and that
Speaker 1: dead body in the first episode. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have like a murder mystery. Like, I'm down.
Speaker 1: I like knives Out, I like lass Onion, I like
Speaker 1: Clue and all that ship I'm down. And then it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was just rich white people bickering and being spoiled
Speaker 1: little princesses. And I was like, that's literally reality television.
Speaker 1: That's the Kardashians, that's all it is. And I will
Speaker 1: not shipped on the actors. The actors were all great,
Speaker 1: you know, they they do a good job, but the
Speaker 1: fucking story itself was pointless to me and then so curious,
Speaker 1: a cautionary tale about holding your blades down, so dumb.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. Yeah, I kind of agreed, and
Speaker 1: I feel like season two they were like, all right,
Speaker 1: we need to give them like some real but I'm
Speaker 1: already out. I'm already checked out. Season two. I didn't
Speaker 1: even give it a shot because I was like, no,
Speaker 1: they're gonna fucking more filler, no killer, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like my special and hpop mask a bits
Speaker 1: grew up. It's all killer, no filler, all killer. I
Speaker 1: mixed that on rich white people. After succession. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's enough. I mean, you can only do it so
Speaker 1: much because I I never watched it because I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I can already tell this is not for me, and
Speaker 1: white lotos was getting so much hype. I was like,
Speaker 1: let me watch this, and I was pissed because again
Speaker 1: like these these fucking ray croc It's like, okay, this
Speaker 1: this is a rich white person. Sorry, I want to
Speaker 1: I want to see because it's real and it's fucking
Speaker 1: crazy and it's foul and that's how you learn ship. Yeah, which,
Speaker 1: people of color looking at this CARDI v offset meal.
Speaker 1: These meals are confusing to me. Why? Okay? So the
Speaker 1: meal is a cheese breaker with barbecue sauce and a
Speaker 1: large coke, a quarter pounder with cheese and a large
Speaker 1: high seat orange lava burst, which I know that was
Speaker 1: what was called. I was like, I'll just have a
Speaker 1: orange drink, a large dry and it might be the
Speaker 1: title of the drink. But I think she's right. I
Speaker 1: think most people are like, well, just get an orange
Speaker 1: orange flavor is the color, but now I want yeah, right,
Speaker 1: So I guess what's confusing to me is this idea
Speaker 1: of like these are just basic menu options already available,
Speaker 1: and then the combinations aren't even like I never would
Speaker 1: have thought to put these together, Like wow, it's just
Speaker 1: you're eating what famous people eat. Yes, you're eating your favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're eating their favorite. I mean, look, I I just
Speaker 1: I usually get the same ship when I go there.
Speaker 1: So it's like if my if I had a you know,
Speaker 1: a McDonald's male with my boot, it would be pretty
Speaker 1: boring ship. You know what is the Marcella a meal?
Speaker 1: It's to choose burgers, French fries, and a Coca cola,
Speaker 1: maybe an apple pie if I'm feeling crazy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I get extra pickles. That's the that's the key on there.
Speaker 1: And then he would get fish filet and um probably
Speaker 1: also an orange drink. Just like that's where it's getting interesting.
Speaker 1: Fish it's interesting. So fish filet has been an underrated
Speaker 1: many times on this show. It's such a good Oh god.
Speaker 1: There was a there was a restaurant in Los Gatos
Speaker 1: where we were at this last weekend, and um, they
Speaker 1: like supposed we were like, we're selling the fancy fish filt,
Speaker 1: but they ran out so we didn't get to try it,
Speaker 1: but we were like, would just about to have fish
Speaker 1: file at anyways at McDonald's ARISONA. No, they were restaurant
Speaker 1: in Los Gatos is like a fancy The vibe was
Speaker 1: weird in there when you walked into because you're just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I even want this from here.
Speaker 1: You know, people trying too hard ass restaurant, that type
Speaker 1: of ship restaurant, restaurant Cardian offset, okay, make the billionaires
Speaker 1: more rich. Yeah, I am always intrigued when I hear
Speaker 1: about like a good McDonald's, Like we there there's one
Speaker 1: in Whales that is apparently the one person one food
Speaker 1: critic argues as the best restaurant in Wales. Dude, that's funny.
Speaker 1: I went to the headquarters in Chicago, this is where
Speaker 1: Boo lives, and they had special items like global items.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, they had some fun I don't know. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it's I don't remember what it was, but they just
Speaker 1: have like they just have weird. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: every country, every place has like the things that they like,
Speaker 1: the meats that they like, and they just had like
Speaker 1: these special global menu items and we just ordered as
Speaker 1: money as the different ones we could. Sometimes they have
Speaker 1: like new items like they had I think donut holes
Speaker 1: or some ship. Yeah, yeah, I'm obsessed with McDonald stoop
Speaker 1: and waffle mcflurry. Victor says, okay the best. Yeah that
Speaker 1: sucks because I can't have dairy. I'll ship my fucking
Speaker 1: pants off if all the way off shoot right off.
Speaker 1: But the Stroup people sounds hello, yeah that ship. Those
Speaker 1: cookies are fucking good. I just had a Stroup and
Speaker 1: waffle last night because I have to Target to try
Speaker 1: and get some Valentine's for my kids class, because we
Speaker 1: couldn't find the box that we have gone already. We
Speaker 1: both have a d D and and then so I
Speaker 1: didn't have anything to buy and I needed the validation
Speaker 1: for the parking. So I've picked up a strip of
Speaker 1: wawful on the way up. There you go, you know
Speaker 1: it was all worth it, so good. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: this is absolutely an a d D thing to do, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know I bought it already, it's here somewhere. It's
Speaker 1: too late. I can't count on finding it, because that's
Speaker 1: the worst. That's the worst, when you go, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it here for safety or to remember. This is
Speaker 1: where I'll remember, here in this different spot that I've
Speaker 1: never put the thing, and I'll definitely remember, even though
Speaker 1: it's in a whole new spot, which that's how you forget.
Speaker 1: You're setting yourself up for failure. Is real, it's very real.
Speaker 1: What's your underrated? What's your overrated? My overrated? Today? Is Valentine?
Speaker 1: That necessary tomorrow. But I do want to just give
Speaker 1: a shout out to Valentine's Day. I don't have any
Speaker 1: negative associations with Valentine's even though I've never been in
Speaker 1: a good, healthy relationship, I don't have any negative associations
Speaker 1: with it, and I want to. I want people to
Speaker 1: stop fucking shifting on Valentine's. They're like, oh, there's a
Speaker 1: couple of hole that bitch. We live in America. Every
Speaker 1: thing is a fucking capitalist something or other. Okay, stop
Speaker 1: backing like your lonely ass actually gives a funk about
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. You don't. You're sad and you're jail list
Speaker 1: and you're mad, and that's fine, but don't put that
Speaker 1: shot on everybody else. I have been single, damn near
Speaker 1: every Valentine's Day of my whole life, and I have
Speaker 1: never shipped on it because I think it's just great.
Speaker 1: It's about love and it's about candy, and that's fucking it.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to hate on in terms of And you
Speaker 1: also shouldn't. I agree that you shouldn't have to spend
Speaker 1: money for Valentine's Day to be special. I do agree
Speaker 1: with that, but I also I'm just like, man, let
Speaker 1: these little kids have their fucking little candies and their
Speaker 1: little cards and their little moment and their little outfits,
Speaker 1: and and then the adults like, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: not if you're not taking that childhood vibe with it,
Speaker 1: then you're not doing it right. Okay, that's the chicken point.
Speaker 1: It's really easy to be a fun Valentine's Day and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you do you need a reason to
Speaker 1: express your love like dumb, Like here's all these cheesy berries,
Speaker 1: but like if you ever got a bear for some
Speaker 1: it's so cute, you like Oh my god, you it's
Speaker 1: so cute. It's like it to me. It is why
Speaker 1: more innocent holidays, you know, because you really can spend
Speaker 1: like five bucks and be like and put a smile
Speaker 1: on somebody's face, and like, you just really give people
Speaker 1: something cute candy with a cute character on it. Not
Speaker 1: that big a deal. No one had to get nailed
Speaker 1: to a cross or killed for specific aesthetic like that
Speaker 1: only exists, and it's like pretty unspoiled. Like those the
Speaker 1: little kid Valentine's still look like they used to there,
Speaker 1: they look like shit, they're cute, but they don't. They're
Speaker 1: not like now the's light up there still look the same.
Speaker 1: They're still made of reused cardboard. There recycling before anyone else.
Speaker 1: So my overrated is people who think it's like cool
Speaker 1: to shoot on Valentine's Day. It's not. It's stupid. You
Speaker 1: look fucking lame as fun. You look like a cornball
Speaker 1: virgin loser. That's how you look when you shoot on
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Okay, what does something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: What do I think is underrated? I? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: grew up in the suburbs and there's like this trend
Speaker 1: all over social media to like act like eating it whatever.
Speaker 1: Olive garden or some thing is like the lamest ship ever. Again,
Speaker 1: this is like the opposite of what I just said,
Speaker 1: but flip because I'm like, stop acting like having a
Speaker 1: decent meal for a reasonable price. It's fucking terrible. Like
Speaker 1: you go to these places olive garden, outback, steak house wherever,
Speaker 1: there's always families in there. People are just spending time
Speaker 1: with each other, just having meals, laughter, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: love And I really I don't like this like trend
Speaker 1: on social media there, but it's like, ill you ate
Speaker 1: that sucking olive garden. Oh my god, it's sucking nasty bitch.
Speaker 1: There's a reason they're popular and that they're everywhere, like
Speaker 1: the the girls are going to Rawhan and being like
Speaker 1: this is my six hundred dollar ice cream Sunday exact
Speaker 1: same people. Yea. When people are like it's so bleak
Speaker 1: in there, it's like you're just you're scared of poor people.
Speaker 1: You you find like the idea of not having money
Speaker 1: grow and that's what you're saying that what there are
Speaker 1: people in there who don't have as much money as
Speaker 1: you maybe and go, yeah, not everybody's gonna go to
Speaker 1: some fucking exactly. Nobody's gonna go to fucking Jose Andrea's
Speaker 1: restaurants every fucking chance they get. That's and that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's like, you shouldn't look down on people because they
Speaker 1: that's where that's where the treat meal is for them there,
Speaker 1: you know, there's Sunday after church meal or whatever the
Speaker 1: funk Like, there is nothing wrong with people fucking spending
Speaker 1: a little bit of money because that's all they have,
Speaker 1: or even if that's what they want to eat. You know,
Speaker 1: even if you do have money, that's where you want
Speaker 1: to go. Fucking whatever. Man, I don't Also, have you
Speaker 1: all ever been teenagers? That was the time many like
Speaker 1: our little restaurant or whatever. For this it felt like
Speaker 1: kings were really falling. We could smoke in a restaurant
Speaker 1: forget about it. Yes, was never enough, nobody, it was
Speaker 1: like what the fun mathematics with with a shared restaurant
Speaker 1: bill when you're in high school. It has never once
Speaker 1: been enough. Never never that. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like that, ah that you know what, you know
Speaker 1: what it is. Um. I think at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, and I think this is true for my
Speaker 1: stand up, and I think this is true just for
Speaker 1: how I live my life. I'm really tired of people
Speaker 1: being mad about the wrong ship. It's very exhausting that
Speaker 1: people spend so much energy on the wrong ship. Like
Speaker 1: you're really mad about Valentine's Day, bro, get a life.
Speaker 1: You're mad about families going to hometown buffet or whatever
Speaker 1: the funk. Like, dude, let people just have their little
Speaker 1: pieces of enjoyment however they can get it. Like the
Speaker 1: world is hard enough, like the news is sad enough,
Speaker 1: and like that's the ship that you put your energy into.
Speaker 1: You're mad about the wrong ship. You've got to be
Speaker 1: mad about the right ship. You gotta learn how to
Speaker 1: like channel your anger, your energy, your negativity into the
Speaker 1: right places. Get out there, invote people. You Yeah, we
Speaker 1: used to, We used to hit there's an Applebee's in
Speaker 1: a strip mall and Lexman Kentucky with a cigarette machine
Speaker 1: in the back and that every you know what. And
Speaker 1: that's actually that's the other thing too, is that I
Speaker 1: think that especially left wing liberals and ship there, they
Speaker 1: concentrate on like shipping on ship they shouldn't be shipping on.
Speaker 1: And it turns people off, you know, and I think
Speaker 1: that's that's part of the problem that um, I think
Speaker 1: a lot of liberal Democratic people they focus too much
Speaker 1: energy on the stupidest ship, and it's like, bro, you
Speaker 1: can't get people on our side if you're going to
Speaker 1: shoot on like the things that they just simply enjoy
Speaker 1: on a weekly basis or whatever. The fun like sex
Speaker 1: scenes in movies. Yeah, that is puritantical movement of being
Speaker 1: like no more sex scenes ever, like children white. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird. Yeah, yeah, I feel like the liberal urge
Speaker 1: to make fun of Nascar is not is not good
Speaker 1: for the big D Democrat Party. It's also just like
Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah, people just enjoy their ship. Like, let
Speaker 1: people enjoy whatever it is they're like little pastime. Ship
Speaker 1: isn't actually affecting you, Like, why the funk are you
Speaker 1: mad about it? You know? Learn how to drive? How
Speaker 1: about that guy has learned how to be a but
Speaker 1: use your turning signal when you're supposed to about that?
Speaker 1: Focus energy on that. Learn how to merge your car. Bro.
Speaker 1: The d l A don't even get Don't get Me started,
Speaker 1: Don't eat, Get Me Started one of my favorite and
Speaker 1: l sketches of all character so good. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be back to talk
Speaker 1: about UFOs and we're back. Look at that. I got
Speaker 1: nothing else. I don't know what you say. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for bringing us back from break. I'm out for
Speaker 1: your job, bro. Yeah it's clear I'm paranoid. So I
Speaker 1: think everyone this, but yeah, you make it extra obvious.
Speaker 1: So I'll take your wife too, bitch. I'll take those kids.
Speaker 1: Do you think I will. I'm great with children, bro,
Speaker 1: especially little mixed one. Fascinating fucking test me, Jack. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've I've already expressed that I'm I'm all. I'm getting
Speaker 1: bullied by my four year old. So you and him
Speaker 1: will get along really well, love your four year old.
Speaker 1: You guys will get along super well. Man the energy
Speaker 1: he used to roast me, I I actually just placed it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the Will Ferrell sketch where he's
Speaker 1: like training the dog with sarcasm and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get it. We'll just remember you're a fucking dog.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you wanted prime rib. Well, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: The palm wasn't taking reservations and has a new chef.
Speaker 1: And by the way, just remember you're a fucking dog.
Speaker 1: That was like the energy he was bringing it was yeah, dope,
Speaker 1: it was. He was like, he's not normally like that,
Speaker 1: but he was like in this weird like kind of
Speaker 1: in between sleep and a wake space his teenage years. Jack,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to move out. I gonna get me
Speaker 1: the hell out. I mean, he is trying to get
Speaker 1: into our bed. That's what's happening. It's sleep training. He's
Speaker 1: a sick fuck. Okay, alright, let's talk about UFOs because
Speaker 1: the world just talking about UFOs daily. Zye geist has
Speaker 1: been talking about UFOs for a long time, so we're
Speaker 1: once once again ahead of the zeitgeist. But this is
Speaker 1: so the timeline, the TikTok of it all is that
Speaker 1: the shotdown that Chinese by balloon, and then three more things,
Speaker 1: four more things over the past like following week, and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, we're being invaded. And there was a
Speaker 1: White House press conference where Crane M. Pierre told the
Speaker 1: press there is no again, no indication of aliens or
Speaker 1: extra terrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. But then the
Speaker 1: US Air Force General specifically said that he hadn't ruled
Speaker 1: out extraterrestrials. Thank you for being honest with the public. Sirt.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's extra terrestrial. I think they know
Speaker 1: about some extraterrest realized ship like that they're not talking about.
Speaker 1: But I feel like this is a bait and switch
Speaker 1: where they're like, this is skytrash, and we're shooting skytrash
Speaker 1: out of out of the air, and we want you
Speaker 1: to think this is maybe UFOs, and then we'll show
Speaker 1: you the you know, weather balloon that we shot all
Speaker 1: this just to throw us off later from when actual
Speaker 1: aliens get here. They're like, remember the skytrash, this is
Speaker 1: exactly what that was. Think aliens are already here and
Speaker 1: they know it personally, but it's do you think the
Speaker 1: skytrash is from them? Then they themselves did it to
Speaker 1: distract from the from the China One. No, So I
Speaker 1: think what happened is the China One freaked them out.
Speaker 1: They opened their aperture a little wider to be like, okay,
Speaker 1: we have to really be paying attention to the sky,
Speaker 1: like all of our like craadars, all of like our
Speaker 1: super you know, detailed cameras, and they started noticing things
Speaker 1: that they didn't notice before because they weren't looking for
Speaker 1: them basically, and like, this isn't just my theory, this
Speaker 1: is you know, this was when the Chinese spy balloon
Speaker 1: thing happened, a bunch of people were like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is going to lead to a bunch of false positives
Speaker 1: because now everyone is just going to be looking more
Speaker 1: closely at everything that's in the sky, and apparently the
Speaker 1: sky is just lousy with balloons. There are reportedly thousands
Speaker 1: of yeah, exactly thousands of balloons above the earth. When
Speaker 1: the Chinese balloom was spotted, balloon experts immediately worried that
Speaker 1: the increased scrutiny of the skies could generate a paralyzing
Speaker 1: wave of false alarms. The National Weather Service alone launched
Speaker 1: this sixty thousand balloons a year, what what ya? And
Speaker 1: they're just and and that's they're not the only ones
Speaker 1: who do it. It's to like see what's going on
Speaker 1: up there. Take samples to like see what how the
Speaker 1: wind is moving, because I think that is you know,
Speaker 1: what's happening at those high levels. The temperature, the like
Speaker 1: speed of the wind, all that ship like affects overall
Speaker 1: weather patterns. Right, sure, science absolutely, but then there's I
Speaker 1: still think that the Chinese balloon one was actually more
Speaker 1: serious than they're willing to let on. And now they're
Speaker 1: like just putting these false ones up there. Whether they
Speaker 1: are putting them or there's some mother ship to distract um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's my conspiracy theory brand going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's apparently also private companies that will just send balloons
Speaker 1: up if you pay them to. One guy paid to
Speaker 1: loft a device that played allowed the Pink Floyd album
Speaker 1: The Dark Side of the Moon to like freak out Superman.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like who is up there that he's trying.
Speaker 1: People just like just do ship and say that they
Speaker 1: did it. There's no ramar reason for what the ship
Speaker 1: that they do. They just like to say that they
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, and so the reason to a rom
Speaker 1: com and we're just not fully privy to why it
Speaker 1: was so romantic yet. But he was like, no, babe,
Speaker 1: the dark yeah, in the clouds in the stratosphere, just
Speaker 1: for your babe was like a forced to meet cute
Speaker 1: with some chick he was trying to impress, maybe an alias,
Speaker 1: maybe an alien alien pussy And now he really wants
Speaker 1: it forever. Captain. I do feel like it, thank you,
Speaker 1: I do. I do feel like they're like, this is
Speaker 1: good perspective. I think for people to like understand that
Speaker 1: the sky can be full of all of these things
Speaker 1: that are like the size of multiple busses or the
Speaker 1: size of, you know, a car, and you would have
Speaker 1: no idea because the sky is very big, and so
Speaker 1: there's just like so much stuff happening up there. But like,
Speaker 1: that was one of the things that as I was
Speaker 1: like working through my skepticism of like UFOs and stuff,
Speaker 1: that was something that I had to get my mind around.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, I know, the like let go
Speaker 1: of a my lar balloon and like it will disappear
Speaker 1: like fairly quickly, and that's as shiny as fun. But
Speaker 1: wasn't that one of the funniest things you did when
Speaker 1: you were a kid was let the balloon go and
Speaker 1: then just watch it until it disappeared. Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was ballooning the earth, but I
Speaker 1: loved it. Lets you know how small you are. It's
Speaker 1: interesting to me the number of science fiction stories coming
Speaker 1: out that we're now seeing sort of mirrored in reality.
Speaker 1: Thinking of like the whole there's now like a very
Speaker 1: intense fear in the population of like, Okay, our mushroom
Speaker 1: is going to take over our body now that we've
Speaker 1: overheated the earth. And I've seen several articles of scientists
Speaker 1: being like, I don't know, some weird things are happening
Speaker 1: with mushrooms. It's crazy, like the Last of Us, And
Speaker 1: then Nope came out last year, and now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, everyone's like, what's that thing in the sky?
Speaker 1: And I don't like it and I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: it is and it's creeping me out? Is it watching us?
Speaker 1: Is it evil? Is it impending war? Like? What's up there?
Speaker 1: It is? Nope is the first movie I remember that
Speaker 1: like has a spoiler. I guess you can like move
Speaker 1: fifteen thirty seconds for but like it has a balloon
Speaker 1: ish type like UFO, Like it's not it's not an
Speaker 1: actual balloon, but there's like parts of it that are
Speaker 1: like thin and wispy and like definitely the most beautiful
Speaker 1: UFO I've ever seen, but also like different in makeup,
Speaker 1: all the all the rest had been like it's a
Speaker 1: metal hockey puck or unique interpretation. Yeah, and now everyone's
Speaker 1: like balloons are UFOs, Which that makes sense to me
Speaker 1: because like the Last time that So the peaks and
Speaker 1: UFO sightings throughout like modern history were seventy eight and
Speaker 1: the nineties and is one close encounter the third kind
Speaker 1: came out, and the nineties was when the X Files
Speaker 1: and Independence Day also seventy eight and the night is
Speaker 1: some good drugs going on around that times. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: of the some of our best drug years. But I
Speaker 1: don't know that people are also pointing out that we
Speaker 1: got more paranoid, just like when you look at psychological
Speaker 1: evaluations across the population, like during the pandemic. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the pandemic really heightened all that ship where it's
Speaker 1: like people are way more open with their conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: which I think is fine because I think, you know,
Speaker 1: communicating your ideas is good with anybody, especially loved ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get it out, let's talk it through. Um. I just
Speaker 1: I know my brother is definitely hoping their UFOs and
Speaker 1: aliens are coming. My brother loves aliens, so yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I don't think that if they could get here
Speaker 1: from a planet that is late years away, that they
Speaker 1: would also be so slow that we could shoot them
Speaker 1: down with a gas powered aircraft. Like it just doesn't
Speaker 1: you know, like I think it's gonna be what if
Speaker 1: it's a full blown worm from their perspective, Like people
Speaker 1: always think aliens are fucking super intelligent, Maybe they're fucking not.
Speaker 1: You ever think about that, Jack, Do you ever think
Speaker 1: we're smarter than the aliens? Huh? But how they get
Speaker 1: here if they're If they're not smart, figured it out,
Speaker 1: they learned some other ship we don't have yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I totally. I My main belief is that
Speaker 1: I don't know ship, and I'm probably wrong about everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like the things that I think are more intriguing
Speaker 1: from an extraterrestrial standpoint, or like the tic TAC siting,
Speaker 1: where like that fighter jet came eye to eye with
Speaker 1: a inexplicable tic TAC that moved faster than anything should
Speaker 1: be able to give them the laws of physics, and
Speaker 1: like he saw it with his eyes and it wasn't
Speaker 1: like they locked onto some blurry object. He like saw
Speaker 1: it with his eyes, It circled him and then like
Speaker 1: zipped off in a second. I'm like there are other
Speaker 1: examples of that, Like there's an astronaut who like when
Speaker 1: he was before he was an astronaut, when he was
Speaker 1: in the Air Force, like witnessed with his eyes a
Speaker 1: disc shaped like silver reflective thing, and like chased it
Speaker 1: with his plane for like a little while, and like
Speaker 1: those are the things that make the most sense to me.
Speaker 1: But I I also I don't know. I I totally
Speaker 1: get why people are are obsessed with this, but I
Speaker 1: also feel you sound like you're obsessed. I am. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with UFOs and I think it's like the
Speaker 1: most interesting thing. Like we might as well be talking
Speaker 1: about them all the time, because it's like, if aliens
Speaker 1: exist in are here, Like, what's your alien fantasy, Jack,
Speaker 1: I need to hear it. My alien fantasy, like the
Speaker 1: sexual fantasy is open to interpretation. Yeah, no, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think the thing that's most intriguing to me about
Speaker 1: the idea of alien is And I've talked about this before,
Speaker 1: so again, people can skip forward of this. They listen
Speaker 1: to this ship. This is what t DZ is really about,
Speaker 1: Greedy of Jack O'Brien's brain. The thing that's most intriguing
Speaker 1: is that they have the technology to get here, They
Speaker 1: presumably have the technology to do anything to us that
Speaker 1: they want to do to us, And they've been here
Speaker 1: for a long time and they haven't done it, and
Speaker 1: therefore it makes me hopeful that they're just like viewing
Speaker 1: us and our military industrial because like if if our
Speaker 1: military industrial complex was right, and like you have to
Speaker 1: have the best weapons because therefore, like if you don't
Speaker 1: have the best weapons, someone else going to kill you,
Speaker 1: Like the aliens who have the best technology would have
Speaker 1: killed us already, like that we wouldn't be here anymore.
Speaker 1: So the fact that they haven't but they've been here,
Speaker 1: I think is so we're like we're like a zoo
Speaker 1: to them. We're like we're like trapped animals and they're like,
Speaker 1: well there's that. They're not even worth doing anything too.
Speaker 1: But they're fun to look at. Yeah, And and also
Speaker 1: maybe they're rooting for us because like the times, the
Speaker 1: places we saw the most strip like UFO activity was around,
Speaker 1: like nuclear weapons, so they were like just trying to
Speaker 1: make sure we didn't mess it up. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's such a benevolent sort of look at what our
Speaker 1: relationship might be. You know, it's still like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: they're all knowing and all powerful, but they're chill and
Speaker 1: they're not really trying to interfere. I feel like they're
Speaker 1: probably more fifth dimensional, and they're like, listen, what a
Speaker 1: three dimensional thing? Like I it's weird and I can't
Speaker 1: really observe it with my five dimensional eyes. And I'm
Speaker 1: aware that they're they're but like, who hairs us with bacteria?
Speaker 1: Were like, as long as you're not causing us to
Speaker 1: be sick, like, go forth and do what you will.
Speaker 1: I guess, Oh that's interesting, Like this interesting? How about you?
Speaker 1: I don't think about Aliens, bro, they kill you, they
Speaker 1: kill you. I don't give a ship. It's just like God,
Speaker 1: I don't know it. I don't understand it, and I
Speaker 1: don't question it. I just let it be all right.
Speaker 1: But I appreciate the conversation genuinely because I like the
Speaker 1: way people think about ship that doesn't like I don't
Speaker 1: think about like because, like I said, my brother loves
Speaker 1: Aliens and like that mother fuker will talk about that
Speaker 1: ship forever, and I find that so interesting. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I find it interesting. That's why I don't think the
Speaker 1: TTZ fans should be fucking skipping forward. This ship is interesting.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with having these types of conversations, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just have them a lot, I said, I love
Speaker 1: it good. All right, should we talk about Tesla real quick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm mad you guys took out the Nicky Haley ship
Speaker 1: jokes lined up, we can also talk about Nicky Haley.
Speaker 1: Let's talk to Tesla and then and then moved to
Speaker 1: Nikki Hally. So really, briefly, just the the movement or
Speaker 1: the the showdown between unions and the richest people on
Speaker 1: the planet is getting more clear more. You know, the
Speaker 1: lines are drawn. Workers at a Buffalo Tesla factory are
Speaker 1: launching a campaign to unionize, seeking better pay and benefits.
Speaker 1: The union drives being led by the plants software workers
Speaker 1: who helped develop driver assistance software for cars and reportedly
Speaker 1: make less than national averages and receive little sick time.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but oh my god. You know, Tesla is
Speaker 1: the thing that for a long time you've just been
Speaker 1: like on the outside looking in, like this is a mess,
Speaker 1: This is a mess. Relt like, not only do you
Speaker 1: have you know, I'm not going to arm to your
Speaker 1: diagnose from my bedroom, but an unwell and probably unfit leader.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, you know their workers
Speaker 1: are dealing with a lot of racism, and we know
Speaker 1: the hours are crazy. But then the product is also
Speaker 1: a disaster just looking at like the weird truck thing
Speaker 1: they built. They're supposed to be instructible and definitely isn't
Speaker 1: the way, Like the driving cars have been imploding on themselves,
Speaker 1: like it's a hot mess over there. But then on
Speaker 1: top of that, to learn that not only is this
Speaker 1: company for the most part, you know, but for the
Speaker 1: Twitter fiasco was pretty financially like on an upward tick.
Speaker 1: When you hear the companies have been making a lot
Speaker 1: of money and having all these advances and then completely
Speaker 1: screwing their employees, Like nothing makes me crazier than that,
Speaker 1: because of course then it's like, well, your downfall was inevitable.
Speaker 1: We know for a fact, when you don't take care
Speaker 1: of your workers, you can't produce quality products. But I
Speaker 1: actually think so Tesla Also the thing that this revealed
Speaker 1: the story that I didn't realize. Tesla tracks their employees
Speaker 1: computer key strokes to monitor how they were, like forcing
Speaker 1: the employees to refrain from taking bathroom breaks. So like
Speaker 1: that that's the same ship as Amazon, right, Like so
Speaker 1: I think that a lot in a lot of cases,
Speaker 1: these like big tech behemoth like sexy Stock, you know,
Speaker 1: companies that drive this generational wealth that like makes Elon
Speaker 1: Musk and Jeff Bezos the richest people in the world.
Speaker 1: Like their main innovation was using survey on technology to
Speaker 1: like treat people inhumanely. Like that that is there. They
Speaker 1: so like it works for a while because you get
Speaker 1: a lot of work out of people for little spending.
Speaker 1: But it's also like not sustainable and it's fucking inhumane
Speaker 1: and we like shouldn't stand for it. It's no wonder
Speaker 1: Tesla is sucking a garbage product, like to find out
Speaker 1: there their employees are underpaid and constipated because like that
Speaker 1: thing is more stressful, the need to take a shit
Speaker 1: at work, and then you're like, I got time it
Speaker 1: out perfectly. And then if they're watching your key strokes,
Speaker 1: oh you can't even enjoy your little shit, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just got that's crazy. That's why their product is
Speaker 1: ship because they won't let their employees to take comfortable ships.
Speaker 1: You gotta look out for your employees, man. The employees
Speaker 1: are ship by the end of the workdays. That's not
Speaker 1: good for the body. And they're not even getting paid, right,
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, of course their products are garbage. So
Speaker 1: in case the idea of underpaid employees shipping themselves in
Speaker 1: a crowded office in the service of the richest man
Speaker 1: in the world somehow doesn't get you on their side.
Speaker 1: Tesla also has a history of blocking unionization efforts with intimidation.
Speaker 1: It was a fucking surprise, yeah exactly. Elamuk tweeted that
Speaker 1: employees that unionized would lose their stock options, and he
Speaker 1: was forced to delete the tweet by the n l RB.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, if you're like one of
Speaker 1: those employees, the company doesn't really push back on these
Speaker 1: billionaires in any like meaningful way, So like you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, Okay, well he the company made him delete
Speaker 1: the tweet, but he still might do that ship. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I just feel bad because, you know, there's
Speaker 1: some areas where it's like there there's just not a
Speaker 1: lot of jobs, and like you just take the job
Speaker 1: to take job. It's like, yeah, they're paying me nothing,
Speaker 1: but like I have to take this job because the
Speaker 1: only job I can get right now, and that sh
Speaker 1: it sucks. It's just so stressful. Being alive is stressful
Speaker 1: enough to do with all that extra bullshit. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, we'll come back, We'll talk
Speaker 1: about Nicky Haley and Barney. Yeah, and we're back and
Speaker 1: we're back. Sorry, where you gonna, where you gonna? We're back,
Speaker 1: We're back back there. Uh So, Nicky Haley is officially
Speaker 1: ready to be the Republican Canada for president. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me get that sound on, like if you guys do like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you need that's a good sound right there.
Speaker 1: I love the good town. She is the first major
Speaker 1: rival to challenge Trump. She made the announcement in the
Speaker 1: heavily produced video. I have not watched it yet. Have
Speaker 1: you guys watched it? I watched it. It's fun. It's
Speaker 1: so stupid, that's how fun it is. It's just dumb,
Speaker 1: she promised in there. Nothing that's what's fun about it.
Speaker 1: I kept waiting for her to drop some policy ship
Speaker 1: and she was like, fucking conservative Barrock, just fucking just
Speaker 1: trust me. You just trust me, trust me. It was
Speaker 1: like the it's like the hope, but no, we got hope.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, we need we need fucking policy, we
Speaker 1: need some info. What do you fucking doing if we're
Speaker 1: black and we did it? Oh my god. I was Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all it was that she's like one of the
Speaker 1: Republican Barack where it's like she's not and it's not
Speaker 1: even empty promises. There's just nothing being promised. It's like
Speaker 1: we are loud and we are proud. Let's take it
Speaker 1: back what justds on? That makes sense for her party
Speaker 1: given that they're never going to trust a woman anyway.
Speaker 1: So she'll definitely bring a man in as vice president
Speaker 1: and he'll be like, who is Bush's boy? Who was
Speaker 1: really running the show? Changing? Changing? Yes, Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it'll be in the Cheney part two, and it'll be
Speaker 1: horrifying if she has the right person more in saying yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I just liked it because she was like, they called
Speaker 1: me the beast from the Southeast, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: thinks that's a great like point, Like she loves that
Speaker 1: they fucking used it. He just insulted her. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to come up with them and be
Speaker 1: like I'm the mong girl from Mississippi. Like she's like,
Speaker 1: what are you advertising here, bitch? It's so stupid. So
Speaker 1: she talks about how she's the proud daughter of Indian immigrants,
Speaker 1: but also promises to secure our borders and strengthen our country.
Speaker 1: Doesn't say how doesn't say, how I promised to do it.
Speaker 1: That's what Trump did. He also promised to do it,
Speaker 1: didn't do ship. But it's it's interesting to think of
Speaker 1: somebody like this. This feels like the Pence thing and
Speaker 1: like Jeb Bush before her, and like where it's just
Speaker 1: the old theory that we're going to triangulate. We're going
Speaker 1: to be racist while being a different race, or we're
Speaker 1: going to be like, you know, only take care of
Speaker 1: the rich while pretending to like Nascar. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like the just folding over of two impossible contradictory traits.
Speaker 1: But it you you have to be completely indirect and
Speaker 1: talk around everything of substance if you're going to do that.
Speaker 1: And I feel like Trump has kind of made that
Speaker 1: sort of thing impossible, especially if you're like running in
Speaker 1: a race against him. Right, It's just there, it's going.
Speaker 1: It's lining up in a lot of ways, like the
Speaker 1: primary where he just kind of walked through, you know,
Speaker 1: because nobody was playing the same game and something exactly.
Speaker 1: And she and she's just saying fucking the most nonsensical ship.
Speaker 1: She called Nancy Pelosia socialist. It was really funny. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: I know, right, she was like, look at these socialists
Speaker 1: or other funk and it was like, ac Bernie that
Speaker 1: the normal people that they you know, give that title too.
Speaker 1: And then Nancy Pelosi was also on there, and I
Speaker 1: was like, she is the most Republican Democrat bitch, Like
Speaker 1: you need to relax. They just know they're not supposed
Speaker 1: to like Nancy, she has no idea where her policy is.
Speaker 1: She has ever looked to see how Nancy has voted
Speaker 1: in her entire life. She doesn't care. Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 1: felt like the girl's version of Trump, like just really
Speaker 1: just nothing. There was nothing going on. She trying to
Speaker 1: be like and I did it all wearing heels, like
Speaker 1: like she literally says that in the video, like I
Speaker 1: did it wearing heels, Like she's sucking ginger rogers, Like
Speaker 1: she's like she thinks that that's like the feminist angle
Speaker 1: to be wearing heels while taking people rights away, like
Speaker 1: so many women have decided not to like to stop
Speaker 1: wearing he'lls you do not have to wear heels. Now,
Speaker 1: this is not the fifties, man, or the seventies or
Speaker 1: even the nineties. Nobody here is like, hey, you're not
Speaker 1: in heels. You don't belong in this like space as
Speaker 1: a woman. This is it's weird backwards thinking, and who
Speaker 1: are you selling on this really except maybe women over sixty. Well,
Speaker 1: the people that were mad about the Eminem's getting their
Speaker 1: heels taken away and they were like you know what,
Speaker 1: and you know and and those types of men. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: she'll also be speaking to them. That's the Green Eminem.
Speaker 1: The original Green Eminem is going to be her running partner.
Speaker 1: Did it both both did it with see? Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean that's what she's doing. She's like, I'm bringing sexy back.
Speaker 1: I'm just in timber Lake. It was so dumb. But
Speaker 1: she also and then I think today or yesterday, because
Speaker 1: you know, she obviously announced it. There's like an old
Speaker 1: video that got resurfaced of her defending the Confederate flag.
Speaker 1: So that's the fun little video to watch. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: She also described that says she has seen evil it's China,
Speaker 1: and Iran says she's blessed to live in America because
Speaker 1: after a woman tells you about watching soldiers throw her
Speaker 1: baby into a fire, it puts things into perspective, which is,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't imagine. There's been another presidential
Speaker 1: campaign that has referenced burning babies. Oh god. And you
Speaker 1: know in comedy, that's like such an easy thing, you
Speaker 1: dead baby joke, that's like, that's some of the most
Speaker 1: like shocked easy, like basic one on one comedy. So
Speaker 1: I love that she used that strategy for this campaign video.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, and she was looking for a laugh.
Speaker 1: You could tell when she said that part of her
Speaker 1: campaign that she was she wanted to laugh. She she
Speaker 1: should be the one writing for Roseanne bar for her
Speaker 1: new special because she just got and that just banger
Speaker 1: after banganger banger? Should we talk about special? Talk about it?
Speaker 1: So it's called canceled this have you have? You guys
Speaker 1: watched like there was a minute that was I watched
Speaker 1: the clip online. Yeah, when it came out, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh muggle. I couldn't believe what was the tweet? Somebody
Speaker 1: was like, how do you make pigtails that hateful? It's
Speaker 1: bizarre and weird and pig tails just be like and
Speaker 1: I hate. I don't know. Everybody's like, you're saying, what
Speaker 1: is here? My favorite joke was a you're like the
Speaker 1: he she they then how about get a job, and
Speaker 1: then crowds like yeah, it's truly. Yeah, it's a satire
Speaker 1: of like what what passes for a comedy. It is
Speaker 1: airing on Fox Nation, by the way, of course it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's so interesting is that Fox is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so entertainment doesn't want to f with us because you know,
Speaker 1: that's it's a liability, and we recognize our listenership to
Speaker 1: be a minority in the market, so we'll develop a
Speaker 1: comedy space for them. And then none of their comedians
Speaker 1: are funny. But like, there's got to be such a debt.
Speaker 1: It's like the Christian people who would never play like
Speaker 1: read Harry Potter or go to the movies because I
Speaker 1: thought it was about the devil. But now that J. K.
Speaker 1: Rowling is trans there, like no, we're gonna crack over
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter book like this is the truth. And
Speaker 1: it's like it's very strange how like clean they are
Speaker 1: to anything that sort of highlights their ideology. Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be good, you just have to
Speaker 1: say the sentence, you have to use those buzzwords that
Speaker 1: we prefer, just like anti everybody, and they just think
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, get a job, that's hilarious. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know the Nazi comparisons are like overdone, but when you
Speaker 1: look at the rise of Nazism, like Hitler was obsessed
Speaker 1: with pop culture and like how to make Nazism more
Speaker 1: like pop culturally relevant and with you know, wanted to
Speaker 1: like was obsessed with Disney, was obsessed with Coca Cola.
Speaker 1: Like that's that is the thing that like fascism always wants,
Speaker 1: because fascism is all like style over substance, and there's
Speaker 1: no substance behind the ideas, Like they want to be
Speaker 1: cool and to be culturally relevant. And I guess that,
Speaker 1: like Greg Gutt felt, the show got enough of an
Speaker 1: audience that they're like we got We're we're the new
Speaker 1: name in comedy, and so they're they've pulled in along
Speaker 1: with Rosanne. I guess during the Super Bowl they were
Speaker 1: advertising shows featuring big stars like Jim Belushian dan ackroid
Speaker 1: That's a fucking bummer. I didn't know dan Ackroyd was
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, yeah, you didn't watch none of
Speaker 1: those shows he was on. It's pretty easy figure it out.
Speaker 1: I just I watched Ghostbuster. It's one of those things
Speaker 1: like is Dana Acrod like that or is he realizing
Speaker 1: he has an audience that is still like very active
Speaker 1: in that space. I don't know crities like yeah, really okay,
Speaker 1: I don't don't know anything about Dannaard Soory wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: But we definitely see celebrities like, well, that's where my
Speaker 1: audience is. And I mean, but that's the reality of
Speaker 1: stand up. That's that's the problem with stand up right
Speaker 1: now is that a lot of comedians have, because of Trump,
Speaker 1: had like a reckoning with the realization of who their
Speaker 1: audience is. And um, it's been interesting watching which comedians
Speaker 1: are embracing that audience and which ones are kind of
Speaker 1: pushing back on that audience. And I find that very
Speaker 1: fascinating to watch it, just as someone who I did
Speaker 1: love all these people, like I did love Rosanne, I
Speaker 1: did love Danacrowd, like I did love these people growing up.
Speaker 1: And to know that when they can, when they have
Speaker 1: a choice to make, they go against you, You're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: well fuck you do then like I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do and and and that's why it's like,
Speaker 1: I been interesting as a stand up specifically to watch
Speaker 1: comedy kind of become so fucking divided to the point
Speaker 1: where And let's be real, there's a lot of left
Speaker 1: wing comedians who aren't funny either, who are doing very
Speaker 1: similar pandering and and I feel like stand up has
Speaker 1: really suffered in the last like five years because of
Speaker 1: what's going on political comedy comedy. I have to can
Speaker 1: I talk about the special? Oh yeah, keeps yelling at
Speaker 1: her audience for clapping at her jokes because like they're
Speaker 1: laughing and clapping, but clapping it was taking too much
Speaker 1: time because it takes up time. I'm sorry, and I'm
Speaker 1: not the like, that's again what problem I have with
Speaker 1: a lot of comics. And Rosanne does it too, where
Speaker 1: she does a stupid, ignorant joke and then pauses for
Speaker 1: laughter to tell the audience, you, dumb fox you have
Speaker 1: this is where you're supposed to laugh because this joke
Speaker 1: is so not funny. I have to pause to indicate
Speaker 1: to you to laugh. A comedian doesn't do that. I
Speaker 1: was not doing that. If you knows that. In the special,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get like my plas for a second,
Speaker 1: but that's it because I'm like, no, we gotta keep
Speaker 1: this moving. I have thirty minutes of material and it
Speaker 1: was funny. I kind of regret not making a Claptor
Speaker 1: joke in that moment because none motherfucker's religious fun and
Speaker 1: which is nice, but it does take up a lot
Speaker 1: of time. And I'm I don't do Claptor comedy. I
Speaker 1: fucking write jokes that are funny, and I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to pander to anybody. Yeah, And and so when I
Speaker 1: think that a lot of left wing comedians also need
Speaker 1: to reckon with the fact that they're not writing jokes,
Speaker 1: they're pandering, you know, and they're doing that Claptor ship,
Speaker 1: and that's what Roseanne is doing. And I kind of
Speaker 1: like that this ship is online so that people can
Speaker 1: see what really really bad comedy is, you know. And
Speaker 1: it's like, if that's what you like, man, you fucking
Speaker 1: you got a lot more problems than just you know
Speaker 1: who you enjoy and as entertainers. Yeah, she at one
Speaker 1: point says she made the special because she's not going
Speaker 1: to let rich, privileged assholes win. But she is like
Speaker 1: the thing that made her less popular was the general public,
Speaker 1: not like oil tycoons. And by the way, like the
Speaker 1: majority of the conservative media apparatus is built up by
Speaker 1: oil and natural gas, Like that's it's like the Koch
Speaker 1: brothers make it possible for you to have the special
Speaker 1: But that's like, what's funny about you know, um, a
Speaker 1: lot of these right wingers that they're they're willing to
Speaker 1: say at actual lie. They know that's not true, and
Speaker 1: they'll say it to pander to, you know, the poorer
Speaker 1: Republicans to be like no, no, no, I'm just like you.
Speaker 1: It's like, bitch, you are a rich, spoiled asshole. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's what exactly what you are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's weird that they can do it directly in
Speaker 1: front of people's faces, though, which is I do that's
Speaker 1: a reflection of like that's c RT is right Republicans
Speaker 1: being like, no, we can't have this history, this supposed
Speaker 1: history that's fully racist. Like bro, that's just history period,
Speaker 1: Like that's the truth and they don't want to accept that.
Speaker 1: That's that doesn't exist without the other ship and like that.
Speaker 1: But that's the reality of being a Republican, just lying
Speaker 1: to yourself saying whatever the fuck, it doesn't matter. People
Speaker 1: correct you, It doesn't matter. People come with you with
Speaker 1: the facts because they have their alternative facts. Because it's
Speaker 1: like that they had to literally rebrand their their their
Speaker 1: pathological lying and it's wild to watch and it continues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the delusion again. I just feel like when
Speaker 1: I had no money, I recognize money when I saw it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it was never confusing
Speaker 1: to me to be like, Okay, that is a tailored
Speaker 1: suit with really expensive fabric. I can see your haircut.
Speaker 1: It costs a lot of money. You're clearly you know,
Speaker 1: whatever skinned regiment you're on is not cheap, like you
Speaker 1: reek of money. You can see it everywhere, and I
Speaker 1: you would think it would be more noticeable for those
Speaker 1: who don't have it, but like something is happening over
Speaker 1: on that side where there like just mystified by and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, these are like good salt of the
Speaker 1: earth people, and or they somehow they're perceived intelligence and
Speaker 1: and makes them worthy and their whiteness and their prosing
Speaker 1: whiteness makes them worthy of having just this money and
Speaker 1: they should have it, and for whatever reason is not
Speaker 1: morally objectionable. When these people do it, they want they
Speaker 1: want to believe that like they're headed to that same place.
Speaker 1: But it's also impossible to tell that Rosanne is not
Speaker 1: salt of the earth because she has those pigtails on
Speaker 1: and overall it's really selling the image. Yeah yeah, Marcella
Speaker 1: as always such a pleasure having you. Oh, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Thank you so much. It's a blessing to
Speaker 1: be here with y'all. Where can people find you? Follow
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff. I'm at Marcella Comedy across
Speaker 1: the board, on my website, on all social media, follow me,
Speaker 1: support me, watch my special Bitch grow up. There you go.
Speaker 1: That's so good. Watch it right now, Appreciate it. And
Speaker 1: is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: You know? So? I have a friend I followed in
Speaker 1: video Dave, and he makes these really cool hats from
Speaker 1: like he he I should say, he decorates hats with felt.
Speaker 1: He like will make dinosaurs and make all this cool ship.
Speaker 1: And I've been admiring them online, like for he started
Speaker 1: doing it during the pandemic on some like got some
Speaker 1: Felt hook up. Someone taught him how to do it,
Speaker 1: and he just like became kind of obsessed and yuh,
Speaker 1: and I was like, these are so freaking cool and
Speaker 1: I love this, and like I would always comment, I
Speaker 1: would always freak out. I always wanted to buy one,
Speaker 1: but he has fans, but he can overcharge, and I'm
Speaker 1: like down to support, Like now, now overcharge your fans,
Speaker 1: like I get that money, Playboy. And and then at
Speaker 1: my at my premier party, he brought me one. He
Speaker 1: made me one with my key art from the special,
Speaker 1: and it blew my fucking mind. So I I want
Speaker 1: to give him a shot out because it is like,
Speaker 1: legitimately something I have actually been enjoying for the last
Speaker 1: couple of years watching him make these cool ass hats
Speaker 1: and um, and he made me one, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, nothing is cooler than when you enjoy something
Speaker 1: and then you get to enjoy it. I r L
Speaker 1: you know yet shout out to video Dave. It's all
Speaker 1: kinds of cool ship. Yeah, super producer Joel and is
Speaker 1: their media you've been enjoying. Okay, do you guys know me?
Speaker 1: You can find me all over the internet at you
Speaker 1: moniquets j O E L E M O N a
Speaker 1: Q you eat. There is more Jonathan Major's content. There
Speaker 1: is us and our souls. I'm gonna do a dramatic
Speaker 1: reading of some of the clips from this interview. It's
Speaker 1: from the cut. Here we go in conversation Major's ebbs
Speaker 1: and flows between being central and cerebral. What you made
Speaker 1: be surprised to learn He is a poet, having recently
Speaker 1: published two poems in The New Republic. He says, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know if you like it or not.
Speaker 1: I really don't care more than each at the time
Speaker 1: to read it when the author tells him I'm familiar
Speaker 1: with his work. The ceramic mug he snuck into the
Speaker 1: exhibit is quote his thing. He's been carrying around a
Speaker 1: cup of some sort for the past five years because
Speaker 1: it brings him comfort. It does determine what code side by,
Speaker 1: he says, it's got to fit in there. He also
Speaker 1: says he falls in love every day, life is so beautiful,
Speaker 1: loves everywhere. He wants to be in rom commons. His
Speaker 1: favorite romantic films are The Notebook, Love Jones, Blue Valentine,
Speaker 1: Love and Basketball, and he wants romantic movie soundtracks to
Speaker 1: get better like they were before. His best thing about flirting,
Speaker 1: he says, if you send a text message with a song,
Speaker 1: My song of choice would be come Over by Aliyah,
Speaker 1: then only wear sweatpants, then watch Love Jones, Flash, Love
Speaker 1: and Basketball, and after that the song you should be
Speaker 1: playing is whenever, wherever, whatever, by Maxwell. That's how he
Speaker 1: wants you to flirt with him. He says he would
Speaker 1: die if a woman did this. He cries, guys every day,
Speaker 1: Johnson Majors is the US. We need a no hitter
Speaker 1: of like hot, just like all the answers are just
Speaker 1: like right down, so corny hot, were so corny, we're
Speaker 1: hany jailbird? Who boxes? Who's half naked? Half a movie?
Speaker 1: I mean really in just in the season of Jonathan
Speaker 1: Major's and we're all blessed to live through it. Thank you, Jonathan.
Speaker 1: Please don't don't come up and be problematic later. I'd
Speaker 1: like to keep he is he is. Some something's gonna
Speaker 1: come up. Corny, too coy, he's too hot, and it's
Speaker 1: too corny, and I just there's something up with that
Speaker 1: even that, even all that you just said, which look
Speaker 1: I'm into, but also the fact that he's doing it
Speaker 1: like that, it's like manipulative. It's very weird. I'm sorry, bitch,
Speaker 1: but delicious. That ship is too corny. That's those corny
Speaker 1: dudes that they stay doing this ship. I get it.
Speaker 1: Whatever for you girl girls, oh man. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at jack Undersquirrel Brian. A tweet I
Speaker 1: was enjoying was from at Diva Lacey, yesterday's guest, who tweeted,
Speaker 1: righty tidy, lefty Lucy has done so much for me
Speaker 1: over the years, and that is so true. I just
Speaker 1: I just appreciate the love her. She's the best, funny,
Speaker 1: pretty so funny. But yeah, I think that ready tidy
Speaker 1: lefty Lucy probably goes through my brain like on an
Speaker 1: almost daily basis. I'm not fam there with the expression,
Speaker 1: oh really not at all. Anytime built furniture, Yeah, anytime
Speaker 1: you're turning a screw, turning like the handle of a
Speaker 1: hose or the faucet of a hose, turning any faucet,
Speaker 1: it's right e tidy to close it, lefty lucy to
Speaker 1: open it. You just have a natural like you might
Speaker 1: just have a you must have a natural like gift
Speaker 1: for sensing the direction. But I need to do that
Speaker 1: every single time. I did not, I'm not. I mean
Speaker 1: that's also how you know I'm a child of immigrants,
Speaker 1: because we don't have those dumb fucking yeah saying everything
Speaker 1: is like super intense sayings, but like, yeah, saying but
Speaker 1: that's cool. I like that, it's helpful, but I mean
Speaker 1: I will say I do know that too. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just intuitively know your body knows what to do. My
Speaker 1: body does too. Jack, You're does too. You just confused
Speaker 1: and you just think you need that rhyming propaganda to
Speaker 1: get you through. Is propaganda and I want just like
Speaker 1: the UFO ship. Okay, it's all propaganda, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: you can find us on Twitter at Daily zeit Guys.
Speaker 1: Were at the Daily zeit Geist on Instagram. We have
Speaker 1: a Facebook fan page and a website, Daily guys dot com.
Speaker 1: We post our episodes and our footnotes to the information
Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: the song that we think you I'd enjoy. Super producer
Speaker 1: justin where what is the song that people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: So this track samples the fantastic nineties hip hop classic
Speaker 1: by Busted Rhymes put your hands with My eyes can See,
Speaker 1: except it's like a dance hall type by and it's Oh,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. There's some they put some like interesting rhythmic
Speaker 1: stutters and drum samples from other places in there, and
Speaker 1: then they throw it back to the o G sample
Speaker 1: from the Busted track. It's it's an amazing song. Um
Speaker 1: I do not know how to pronounce the artist's name.
Speaker 1: It's like in a d G. And then Sean nasele
Speaker 1: Um this is we are Ronney Ground Remix And you
Speaker 1: can find that song in the footnotes. So that's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite beats to do. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It HiT's hard. You you're gonna you're gonna enjoy this.
Speaker 1: I already put I wrote it down. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 1: it up right now. Thank you, justin, thank you, justin
Speaker 1: the daily Zy guys. The production of heart Radio for
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Speaker 1: That is gonna do it for us this morning, back
Speaker 1: this afternoon to tell you what's trends going. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to y'all then bye bye m