Speaker 1: Second, I think a great strategy to match with more
Speaker 1: people online is it just tell them that you're recently
Speaker 1: moved here. Oh my god, that's genius, like even if
Speaker 1: it's not true, right, yeah, just like bon journo. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Jeffrey Bone the Swallow. No, but I mean that
Speaker 1: will get you some matches. I don't know if it'll
Speaker 1: give you a relationship. Yeah, no matter what, that's whatever.
Speaker 1: The truth is, more people are gonna want to hang
Speaker 1: out with you if they think you just moved unless
Speaker 1: you do that. But one of our listeners, Damon, recently
Speaker 1: met a girl who said that she just moved into
Speaker 1: his area and they ended up going on a date.
Speaker 1: Damon needs our help today. So Damon, how you doing, man? Hey,
Speaker 1: good morning? Oh man? Is that why you swiped on
Speaker 1: her profile? You're like, yes, she doesn't know anybody well
Speaker 1: on her profile looking to meet people, And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds good to me. I don't know if like
Speaker 1: a bunch of other guys were thinking that too, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of fun to think about
Speaker 1: anybody dating or not to be like, oh new in town, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, let me show you around not only that,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if you've ever been new in
Speaker 1: town anywhere. I know, when you're new in town, you
Speaker 1: will say yes to any invitation because you have no friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you just have to and then you weed it
Speaker 1: out later. Oh you're saying she had to say yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you won't get rejected. Yeah, I don't. Damon? What did
Speaker 1: you and did we get her name? What's her name? Millie? Millie?
Speaker 1: It does sound like a foreign name. Name is Melle.
Speaker 1: It sounds very not from a different country. She's a
Speaker 1: from a different city. No cool accent for a cool accent.
Speaker 1: So what did you and Millie end up doing for
Speaker 1: your date? Really? What you said? I was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: if you want somebody to show you around, totally, I'm
Speaker 1: your guy totally. But there's some pressure there, right, because
Speaker 1: this is her new city. She wants to be somewhat
Speaker 1: press Like if you're just taking her to the hole
Speaker 1: in the wall that you go get a drink at
Speaker 1: every once in a while, I don't know. He's like,
Speaker 1: we'll have to take her to the NICs in the city.
Speaker 1: You got to show her some stuff I didn't get her,
Speaker 1: like the best pizza slice in town. Be like, look,
Speaker 1: this place is called Pizza Hut. It is the whole No.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is you have to put some forethought
Speaker 1: into it. Did you do some planning beforehand? I did.
Speaker 1: There's like this really cool. It's a bar slash restaurant,
Speaker 1: but it has they brew their own beer right on
Speaker 1: the premises, which is awesome. That's sweet. So what was
Speaker 1: it like when you showed up? I'm guessing you met
Speaker 1: her there? We did meet there, actually, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: thought the vibe was good. She seemed impressed by the place,
Speaker 1: and you know, I I thought she was friendly, outgoing smart.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I definitely need to be the
Speaker 1: first person because she was not going to be on
Speaker 1: the dating act for very long, that's for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: So did the entire date happen at this bar brewery place?
Speaker 1: It did not actually started there. And I don't know
Speaker 1: what I said or did, but we ended up back
Speaker 1: at my place. Okay, do you mean you don't know
Speaker 1: what you said? Like you were so drunk you can't
Speaker 1: remember it. Just it just happened. Now it's actually a
Speaker 1: valid question. I blocked out, and I guess I won
Speaker 1: the lottery. I'm not sure what happened. Well, that's great,
Speaker 1: So you got her back to your place. How did
Speaker 1: that go? Well, here's the thing I thought, because okay,
Speaker 1: like full disclosure, I do some modeling. I've done some
Speaker 1: modeling in the past. Okay, So I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want, you can see my portfolio and I
Speaker 1: have like some tasteful pictures or not like whatever. Right now, again,
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to get clarity. Is this
Speaker 1: modeling like you are a male model? Or is this
Speaker 1: like modeling like check out my toy boats that I've built.
Speaker 1: A male model, But I'm not like an underwear model.
Speaker 1: I do lifestyle modeling, which is like you know, I'll
Speaker 1: be on a train like eating peanuts, or I'll be
Speaker 1: reading a book library. Yeah. I was once on the
Speaker 1: brochure for my mom's resort that she works at, actually twice.
Speaker 1: What were you doing? In the one? I was swimming
Speaker 1: another one playing mini goals. Oh that sounds like Cole's range.
Speaker 1: You got competition for your job. So did she seem impressed?
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is she didn't know. I thought
Speaker 1: that would kind of seal the deal and make her
Speaker 1: like really impressed, like, wow, this guy's a male model,
Speaker 1: and I think she said, like, you're no Zoolander, and
Speaker 1: she kind of was like made fun of it a
Speaker 1: little bit, not a lot, like I was expecting her
Speaker 1: to be really impressed. Yeah, you fit the stereotype of
Speaker 1: a male model though looking at your own photos on
Speaker 1: a date, ye kind of or you look at it
Speaker 1: like this, it's a good sign that she's able to
Speaker 1: like tease you about it, right, true, because like that's
Speaker 1: like a healthy relationship, just like a friendship would be.
Speaker 1: Like you can, you know, joke around, poke fun a
Speaker 1: little bit. Doesn't mean that she didn't like what you
Speaker 1: were doing. Maybe you're just being fund vibe by a guy.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I guess the telltale sign of what she
Speaker 1: was really feeling is what happened after you closed the portfolio. Well,
Speaker 1: we pooled around a little bit, but not like crazy,
Speaker 1: everything right, And she spent the night, but she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually you have to meet a friend later. So she
Speaker 1: left I think at like nine o'clock or something and
Speaker 1: then pretty late. Though that's sketchy why it's new to
Speaker 1: town and she already has a friend one person when
Speaker 1: she moved into town. That often can be the case.
Speaker 1: It's a vampire only kicks at night. All right, So
Speaker 1: how long has it been since you last spoke with Millie.
Speaker 1: It's been like about I would say a week and
Speaker 1: a half. You know, text, no response and she has
Speaker 1: her read receipts on. So I thought that she thought
Speaker 1: of tech. Yeah, that's too long on improve a point, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess dominance. Yeah, I hope she answers the phone
Speaker 1: when we try and call her. We'll see what happens
Speaker 1: when we do your second date update right after this, Damon,
Speaker 1: from the moment you told us you were a male model,
Speaker 1: you had to know that this was coming. Okay, I
Speaker 1: challenge you to a walk off, Yes, you and me
Speaker 1: behind the abandoned dairy queen on Highway One at five pm,
Speaker 1: no later. We need to get our fifteen hours of
Speaker 1: daily beauty sleep. Isn't that right? You have to, But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call Billy Zane after this to make sure
Speaker 1: we get it done. Okay, if you can get David
Speaker 1: Bowie to judge, and yes, definitely I'm in. If you're
Speaker 1: just joining us. Damon needs help getting in touch with
Speaker 1: a girl he recently met named Millie. She's new to
Speaker 1: town and he showed her around a little bit. She
Speaker 1: even ended up spending the night at his place, but
Speaker 1: after she left, she has not been responding to him
Speaker 1: or any of his texts, even though she clearly has
Speaker 1: read them right and like, the one moment you remember
Speaker 1: being awkward was when you pulled out your modeling portfolio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it would go over great and it did not.
Speaker 1: It did not have to react with And you haven't
Speaker 1: texted her any more head shots of you or anything? Right?
Speaker 1: Did you say head shops? No? Not head shops? No else? Okay?
Speaker 1: That model humor? All right? I feel like we're ready
Speaker 1: on our end. Do you feel ready damon to call her?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'll ever get Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: a dollar number. We'll see if she answers. Let's do this. Hello? Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Millie? Yeah? Is this? My Name's jeff I
Speaker 1: host a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and you're on it right now. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: welcome to town. Call yeah here? Yeah, how did you
Speaker 1: know that? Well? One of your recent associates told us
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of the right word. What's a better word? Exactly? Yea? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you met you met a new friend recently. That's a
Speaker 1: good way to say it. Yeah, and he took you
Speaker 1: out to some of his favorite spots. You might know
Speaker 1: him as Damon. Oh yeah, okay, I mean it sounds
Speaker 1: like you're almost expecting this call. Um. No, I'm a
Speaker 1: little confused, but I do know who Damon is. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Damon reached out to us because he had a
Speaker 1: great time with you. But he's a little bit confused
Speaker 1: because after you guys hung out, you've been ignoring him
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know why. Right. You know, he can
Speaker 1: see your read receipts right on your text. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what, I didn't really think about that, but I
Speaker 1: guess I'm busted. Yeah, I mean I think it's fine,
Speaker 1: like it happens in dating. We're not here to bust
Speaker 1: you for it. Yeah, we just want to help Damon
Speaker 1: understand the reasoning behind it. Okay. Um, he's actually a
Speaker 1: really good looking guy. Um. So at first, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's cute, and he has pretty good personality. Seems really nice.
Speaker 1: Normally I would not go home with someone, except I
Speaker 1: was so exhausted. I've been up since six o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. I was like, I don't want to drive home.
Speaker 1: I really just wanted to go to bed. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's funny. So you went home with him simply
Speaker 1: because you wanted to sleep, like like literally sleep. No.
Speaker 1: I mean when we got there, I was like, kee's cute,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe I'll make out a little bit. So
Speaker 1: we get there and he tells me he's a model,
Speaker 1: and he's like, do you want to see my portfolio?
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, I kind of felt like
Speaker 1: it was a little bit I don't know, like trying
Speaker 1: too hard. Yeah. I mean we spoke. You don't know this,
Speaker 1: but we spoke to Damon earlier about out the day
Speaker 1: and he did mention this moment as being a little
Speaker 1: bit of an awkward part. Yeah, and I think he
Speaker 1: feels kind of embarrassed that he pulled out the portfolio
Speaker 1: to show you. Well, And the thing is, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he was just trying to impress you, because he said
Speaker 1: you're really pretty and you're funny and you're fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with. Like yeah, I mean, okay, Well, there
Speaker 1: were a couple of things. The thing is that he
Speaker 1: did do a lot of talking about his like athleticism
Speaker 1: and his body. So I was already a little bit
Speaker 1: like he's trying too hard in that kind of Oh
Speaker 1: what did he say about his athleticism and his body?
Speaker 1: Just out of curiosity basically, just like talked a lot
Speaker 1: about how he does triathlons and Lily eight. He was
Speaker 1: really obsessed with, like no oil and no this the body.
Speaker 1: But I hate that you have to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you don't want to see the work that
Speaker 1: goes No, no, just the six five macros. A guy
Speaker 1: opens up to you a little bit and you're like
Speaker 1: shaming him for it. Remember, listen to our show, so
Speaker 1: I like you damon if you're out they're listening somewhere.
Speaker 1: Then he shows me some of the pictures and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I assumed he was sort of like runway model, fashion model,
Speaker 1: but when he opens it up, he's like, oh, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm more of a lifestyle model. There's one where he's
Speaker 1: like modeling for a life shampoo life life like you know,
Speaker 1: knits like herodance. Yeah, hey, you gotta take work where
Speaker 1: you can get it, mantening like you get the money.
Speaker 1: But then why are you showing this to me? It
Speaker 1: just seems like, Okay, this isn't a kind of modeling
Speaker 1: that's really sexy. No, it's not. Then there was another
Speaker 1: one that he showed me where he has this really awkward, uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: strainy face on and it's like for a product for flatulence,
Speaker 1: like gas. It just felt awkward and dorky, like it
Speaker 1: just kind of made him seem really insecure. But also
Speaker 1: if he feels like this is the best he's got
Speaker 1: and he's leading with this, it's just kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know. Our guys try it, man. It's not so
Speaker 1: much the fact that he showed her the modeling stuff.
Speaker 1: It's the things that he was modeling four that turned
Speaker 1: her off. Yeah, it's kind of but yeah, and it
Speaker 1: is kind of both. It's like, I just don't need
Speaker 1: you to show me pictures of yourself. It just feels
Speaker 1: a little like desperate. Yeah. I mean, if you would
Speaker 1: have seen a picture of her doing a fart face,
Speaker 1: you probably would have been a little turned off to
Speaker 1: I don't let me. She did and he didn't like that. Remember,
Speaker 1: I don't think that Damon realizes that that's how she felt,
Speaker 1: But at least now he does because Millie, I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you this, but Damon's been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening this entire time and he wants to talk to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're You're not serious? How are you? Yeah? Actually I
Speaker 1: am as serious as life. Dam all, Right, well this
Speaker 1: is double awkward. Yeah, well hi, Millie, I would say
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be awkward because I am proud of my
Speaker 1: work and like, by the way, those are just some
Speaker 1: of the pictures, Like, I'm you didn't mention the one
Speaker 1: where I'm riding a train like reading a book and smiling,
Speaker 1: or the one where I'm doing choothpaces mentioned the one
Speaker 1: where I'm doing gas X, you know, shout out gas
Speaker 1: X like they it's cool. It's just I felt like
Speaker 1: it was just a little too performative to whip it
Speaker 1: out in the first place. And then also, I don't
Speaker 1: know what were you trying to do, Like you did
Speaker 1: you think i'd be impressed, And we're asking what I
Speaker 1: do for a living and I was showing me like
Speaker 1: what I do for a living, most people would be impressed.
Speaker 1: Then they're going out with a male model. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't get to pick and choose which jobs I want.
Speaker 1: You know, would would you make fun of an actor
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, you're playing a drug at us?
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to that. I only date actors who
Speaker 1: play superhero na. Dude, I don't know. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just kind of like you're leading with viagress commercial. I
Speaker 1: mean I just felt turned off. I can't really, I mean,
Speaker 1: it feels a little bit superficial because if he was
Speaker 1: modeling like Rolex watches have been like, oh, that seems
Speaker 1: to exactly. I don't know you who you got me there?
Speaker 1: Father wouldn't be gone a dating app if I had
Speaker 1: the money for Rolex Watch them. I will say, though,
Speaker 1: it is weird you specifically get booked for all these
Speaker 1: weird ones, like you look like a bag of a gun.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Just means you look like a
Speaker 1: confident man, because they always a confident man to show
Speaker 1: off those things, like it's okay to use these products. Fact,
Speaker 1: that's right, so Brooke, Yeah, that's a good point. Brook.
Speaker 1: So Millie, clearly he's confident enough to model for these
Speaker 1: products and show them to you too. He was also
Speaker 1: confident enough to call a radio station and put his
Speaker 1: entire date out to the public portfolio and his yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And because of that, I would love
Speaker 1: to offer to send you guys out one more time.
Speaker 1: Come on, Millie, you're new to town. He's not bad, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like he was being creepy or regress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: showed you just pull his finger and say, yes, you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass. But I thank you guys so much,
Speaker 1: and damon, thank you for taking me out. I do
Speaker 1: appreciate it. It's just I don't think that we're gonna
Speaker 1: connect on a romantic level. I don't know. I still
Speaker 1: really don't see what I did wrong. I feel like
Speaker 1: I would do the exact thing thing over again. I
Speaker 1: just hope that someone doesn't focus on not so good
Speaker 1: products that are in there. You know, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to pick and choose, you know, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you're offended by, like, you know, a fungus commercial
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, but like those people pay my
Speaker 1: best very specific reference what you like athletes? No, guy,
Speaker 1: are you fungus man? That's what I'm saying. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to guy right now. They're the ones who paid for
Speaker 1: your drink, Millie. Okay, that's true. Your drink yea Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,