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Speaker 1: sah dot com Rooking Jewels. Second Date Update. The guy
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date Update today thinks
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back because of what he
Speaker 1: chose to eat for dinner. And let me tell you,
Speaker 1: when you guys hear what he ate for dinner, you're
Speaker 1: going to agree because it's crazy. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: he would actually do this on a date. It's nuts
Speaker 1: out of control. I think, actually, I think it's gonna
Speaker 1: blow my mind here in a second. His name is Kyle. Kyle,
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm doing all right? I don't think
Speaker 1: what I ate on the date with Hey, Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: But before we get into your crazy dinner choice, I
Speaker 1: first want to know how you met the girl that
Speaker 1: you went out with. Just so, I met this girl
Speaker 1: named Lena at the local bar that I go to
Speaker 1: and I was sitting down at the end of the
Speaker 1: bar and there was this table. There were like three
Speaker 1: girls there and I was actually kind of trying to
Speaker 1: make eyes at one of Lena's friends. But as I
Speaker 1: walked over, like Lena thought that I had been making
Speaker 1: eyes at her, and she was really cute. But when
Speaker 1: I walked up to the table, she looked at me
Speaker 1: and goes, go ahead, give me your cheesy pickup line.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I mean, were you excited about that?
Speaker 1: Or were you like awkward? How did I let her
Speaker 1: know that I'm actually trying to hit out our friends.
Speaker 1: I actually really kind of liked that. She just immediately
Speaker 1: kind of punched me in the nose, like I like
Speaker 1: that kind of challenges and doesn't just that tells you
Speaker 1: there's something special about it. That should have been your
Speaker 1: cheesy pickup and you should have been like, actually, I
Speaker 1: was wondering if your friend is single. So you walked
Speaker 1: over there to talk to one of her friends, and
Speaker 1: she talked to you first, and then you were I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess not stuck talking to her because you seem
Speaker 1: like you like her enough to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: but you just had to switch your game up and
Speaker 1: start talking to her. I just had to switch it
Speaker 1: up just a little bit, and uh, you know, my
Speaker 1: pickup line was huh. That was my response. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you guys end up going out or did you
Speaker 1: just hang out that night? We had one drink together
Speaker 1: and she was just really cool. I had to go.
Speaker 1: I was meeting my parents for dinner, and so I
Speaker 1: gave her my number and she actually called me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I liked this girl. She's really forward. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: she was really cool, and I mean dinner was awesome.
Speaker 1: Like I picked her up for dinner, took her out
Speaker 1: nice restaurant. I wanted to, you know, impress her. I
Speaker 1: really thought there could potentially be something there and that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the dinner for a second, because your
Speaker 1: email said that you think the item that you chose
Speaker 1: to eat might be scaring her off, And after reading
Speaker 1: your email, I've got to say I agree wholeheartedly. You madman?
Speaker 1: What could what did you order? This is killing me
Speaker 1: because I can't imagine ever not calling a guy over
Speaker 1: what he ate. I just ordered a salad. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Wait, dinner salad or like a side
Speaker 1: salad or like a meal salad. There's a different It
Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. The point is Kyle, why do you
Speaker 1: think ordering a salad is not getting you a callback. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean some girls that I've been on dates with
Speaker 1: it seemed offended. At dinner, I only ordered like a
Speaker 1: small salad. I mean, I tell them they can eat
Speaker 1: whatever they want, but I'm only going to order a
Speaker 1: small salad. And sometimes in the past girls have seemed
Speaker 1: offended by it. I could see, you know, I could
Speaker 1: honestly see I would feel like you were judging me
Speaker 1: for what I was eating, especially if you added the line,
Speaker 1: you can eat whatever you want, but I am diet conscious.
Speaker 1: I am going to order a salad. I could see that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds kind of pretentious almost, but like
Speaker 1: I really don't care what they eat. I just I
Speaker 1: try to treat my body well. And so I mean, see,
Speaker 1: now you are sounding pretentious, like, yeah, you can go
Speaker 1: ahead and order some sort of fried something. I don't
Speaker 1: put anything like that in my body. Is the way
Speaker 1: you posed it to her? No, that's not the way
Speaker 1: that I mean, Like when I when I told her,
Speaker 1: she seemed surprised but not put out. So I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that that's the way it came out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: But couldn't you. I mean, if this honestly has been
Speaker 1: a problem, for you in the past. Can't you just
Speaker 1: make an exception for one date night to maybe get
Speaker 1: oh crazy chicken or something. No, like, I only eat
Speaker 1: salads for dinner. That is all that I eat. Why
Speaker 1: my body is a temple. I work incredibly hard to
Speaker 1: make sure that I stay in good shape. I feed
Speaker 1: myself well, I take vitamins, I exercise. I want to
Speaker 1: make sure that my body isn't the best possible shape.
Speaker 1: Hearing you say this, did you harp on that the
Speaker 1: whole time? No? I mean like we talked about her dog,
Speaker 1: we talked about my family. I mean we had you know,
Speaker 1: we had it. She seemed a little surprise, not put
Speaker 1: out like I said, And then from their conversation went
Speaker 1: very well. Can I ask, I think it's important to
Speaker 1: know what did she order for dinner? If you only
Speaker 1: had a little tiny salad. She ordered a steak, okay,
Speaker 1: so maybe she and put out by it. Maybe she
Speaker 1: didn't care what you ate at all. When the steak
Speaker 1: came out, like, I even liked reinforce that it was
Speaker 1: an okay decision, I said, good for you. That's I
Speaker 1: really didn't care what she ordered. I told her, it's
Speaker 1: like that steak looked really hardy. He's at Melia, got there, lady.
Speaker 1: Good work. That's like when my dad growing up would
Speaker 1: tell me, I'm good German working stock and I was
Speaker 1: built to carry heavy thing because you know, they're just
Speaker 1: not things that you want to hear. So how did
Speaker 1: she react after you told her that her meal was hardy?
Speaker 1: She dug in immediately and cleaned her plate. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like the food thing bothered her that much.
Speaker 1: But that's either that or she was doing it out
Speaker 1: of spite. Guys, I don't think it was contentious, like
Speaker 1: you're kind of making it out to me. And she
Speaker 1: got what she wanted. I got to eat what I wanted, okay,
Speaker 1: And yeah, did you guys kiss at the end of
Speaker 1: the night. So at the end of the night, drove
Speaker 1: her home and I'd been working up the courage all
Speaker 1: night to kiss her, and he looked at me. We
Speaker 1: made eye contact, and I leaned in to kiss her,
Speaker 1: and she turned her head and gave me a hug,
Speaker 1: and I ended up like almost kissing her. I think
Speaker 1: it was just a miscommunication. I mean, it was a
Speaker 1: little awkward, but I mean it was the first date.
Speaker 1: I understand I did think that I would get a kiss.
Speaker 1: It gone well, but called her. I've been and us
Speaker 1: looking at you guys for some heal, Well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song. Comeback caller and get your second date up there. Okay,
Speaker 1: looking jubil in the morning date. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, I'll do something I
Speaker 1: don't normally do at the beginning of these. I'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and act out the first date that this guy
Speaker 1: went on. Yeah, Kyle is on the phone with us
Speaker 1: and he wants us to call a girl named Lena today.
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and knocked out their first date. They
Speaker 1: were sitting there at the table and here's what happened.
Speaker 1: The waiter came up and asked what they would have
Speaker 1: to eat, and Kyle said, I'll just I'll just have
Speaker 1: a little thalid can I have a tiny little thalet
Speaker 1: and maybe just some lowcal dressing on the side. I
Speaker 1: might just get my fork in it, so there's a
Speaker 1: little bit of dressing on just each bike. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have too much dressing in the sweet love
Speaker 1: Lena over there, what would you like? And Lena was like,
Speaker 1: all strong, our walk a big stirk amker as rare
Speaker 1: as possible. Please, I want to hear that thing move
Speaker 1: on my plate because I like, Kyle, would you say
Speaker 1: that's a good representation of your date? It's a funny.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you didn't say uncanny. Kyle is on the phone.
Speaker 1: He wants to call Lena. He thinks the reason she's
Speaker 1: not calling him back is because he only had a
Speaker 1: salad on their date and she ate a steak, and
Speaker 1: at one point he said to her, Hey, don't worry
Speaker 1: about eating that steak. That's a hearty little meal you
Speaker 1: got there, which could be taking the wrong way, but
Speaker 1: he said the date was good. It ended with an
Speaker 1: awkward moment where he tried to give her a kiss
Speaker 1: and she gave him a hug. And she hasn't talked
Speaker 1: to him ever since. Kyle, we're about to call her
Speaker 1: any last words. I would just like the chance to
Speaker 1: explain and see if she'd be willing to go out
Speaker 1: one another date. Maybe I could take out. I mean
Speaker 1: I could have tea, she could have coffee or whatever
Speaker 1: she wants, the horrible coffee. I'm a hard eating lady.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should just skip any food dates
Speaker 1: to go on, like go for a hike or something.
Speaker 1: That's literally what she's said. All right, I'm gonna dollar
Speaker 1: in front of her right now. Here we go, Kyle,
Speaker 1: guys are really funny. Yeah, here we go. Man. Hello,
Speaker 1: I was trying to get a hold of Lena. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Lena, how are you? My name
Speaker 1: is Jubil and I host a radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, Um, why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you recently went
Speaker 1: out on a date with one of our listeners, and
Speaker 1: he actually emailed us to see if we could get
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Hey. Wait, your your radio station? Yes,
Speaker 1: you work for a radio station. No, I am the
Speaker 1: radio station. Yes, Um, we do a segment, Yeah I am.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show. It's called the
Speaker 1: second Date Update. Kyle told us that he went on
Speaker 1: a date with you and he would love to see
Speaker 1: you again, except you're not answering any of his phone
Speaker 1: calls or text messages. Okay, So he asked us if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if something went wrong. It's like a real thing, like
Speaker 1: people call him. It's Mariel. It happens all the time. Station.
Speaker 1: This is like a real thing. I promise, I'm just
Speaker 1: calling on behalf of Kyle. He wants to know what happened. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's um, he's in, he's nice. Yeah. Okay, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you're dodging the question quite a bit there. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you want me to say. I don't
Speaker 1: know what did he tell you. He told us that
Speaker 1: he met you at a bar and you guys went
Speaker 1: out for dinner. He said that he thinks you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back because he only ate a salad on
Speaker 1: your date. I thought that was stupid, but oh, that's
Speaker 1: that's really endearing. Actually, um, was he called descending to
Speaker 1: you about like you eating your steak, your hearty choice?
Speaker 1: He told you I ordered a steak. Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: did really detailed. This is kind of intimate, were you
Speaker 1: guys like? We talked to him. We talked to him
Speaker 1: for a while, and he said he thinks the reason
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back is because he ordered a
Speaker 1: salad and you ate a steak. And you might have
Speaker 1: thought that that was kind of weird and judgy of him.
Speaker 1: I have high hopes for this, and you know, we
Speaker 1: met at the bar and he was a perfect gentleman
Speaker 1: and seemed really sweet and we got along great. He
Speaker 1: seemed totally normal. Um, he seemed, which means he wasn't
Speaker 1: totally normal. Yeah, it's always the ones that seemed normal
Speaker 1: that are the weirdos. I don't know if that so.
Speaker 1: What did he do that was so weird? He just
Speaker 1: did something like throughout the whole night. Actually, that was
Speaker 1: just totally grossed me out, to be honest. He just
Speaker 1: said that it was nasty. Yeah, it was nasty, like
Speaker 1: beyond gross, it was. It totally disgusted me. What was
Speaker 1: he doing? This happened like three or four times, but
Speaker 1: throughout dinner, the whole evening, he would just casually, excuse me,
Speaker 1: cho thinking about he would just like casually take out
Speaker 1: his car keys and think around in his ear and
Speaker 1: pull out like a lot of ear wax. Did I think?
Speaker 1: Said that is so gross? He did have like three
Speaker 1: or four times, and I'm just sitting across from him,
Speaker 1: like he didn't even flinch, like like not even like
Speaker 1: sad at an eye. That was it just so weird
Speaker 1: talking dude the whole time while he's cleaning out his ears,
Speaker 1: like just like continuing conversation, like he like nothing was
Speaker 1: wrong or weird or strange about the fact was like
Speaker 1: rooting around in his ear for like some magical nug
Speaker 1: of view wax. How did you not say anything to him?
Speaker 1: I mean like I could see like maybe one or
Speaker 1: two times and you're shocked. But by the third time
Speaker 1: that is so gross. I would think I was just
Speaker 1: dumbfounded and like the kicker the whole thing. Like the
Speaker 1: last time he did it, he actually sniffed the key
Speaker 1: before you pocket. That was it for me. That was
Speaker 1: the end. How did you even finish your meal? I
Speaker 1: would have been grossed out and not have been able
Speaker 1: to eat anything. I think I just kept looking at
Speaker 1: the ground and at the table, just hoping that it
Speaker 1: would go away. But when I looked up, he he's
Speaker 1: still doing it. He's still digging around, And there is
Speaker 1: that why you totally dodged his kiss at the end.
Speaker 1: Oh he told you that too. Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: seeds man. Do we have any privacy? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: at some point I was like, all right, let's just
Speaker 1: get you this. I'm like, like, my thought, why I
Speaker 1: just kept thinking, like if that's what you do on
Speaker 1: a date during dinner, Like what else do you do?
Speaker 1: In private, We're like, now, what else do you do
Speaker 1: in general? Like I don't know it, Like my mind
Speaker 1: is Kennon kept revolving around like other gross things, disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to see that. Yeah, I mean too. Hey, Lena,
Speaker 1: I'm not actually sure if he can hear because it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's got a lot of wax in his ears.
Speaker 1: But Kyle is actually on the other line listening to
Speaker 1: this conversation there what yeah, So wait, let me get
Speaker 1: this straight. You're complaint, You're big problem with the data
Speaker 1: said I was cleaning wax out of my ears. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not that you were just cleaning earwax out of
Speaker 1: your ear. It's that you were doing it with a
Speaker 1: key at the dinner table while we were having a dinner,
Speaker 1: like repeatedly. First off, I didn't realize that I was
Speaker 1: doing it. But there's nothing disgusting about freeing your body
Speaker 1: of toxins. There's nothing weird about making sure that you
Speaker 1: don't have wax build up in your ears. I'm always
Speaker 1: dealing with that. I'm always working to get the toxins
Speaker 1: out of my body. I'm trying to keep myself healthy,
Speaker 1: and ear waxes is unhealthy. For you, it's a boxin
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean, like normally I try to,
Speaker 1: you know, get my ears rinsed out on a regular basis.
Speaker 1: But that day I was busy, I was running late,
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize it was that noticeable. I like,
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know what to say. It
Speaker 1: was so gross and it was so noticeable. Like I
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I made it to dinner. It's a
Speaker 1: bad habit. But I'm sure you have bad habits. And
Speaker 1: I don't judge you because you ate with your mouth open.
Speaker 1: Excused me. I was not eating with my mouth open.
Speaker 1: I wasn't raised in a barn like you that you know,
Speaker 1: believes that you can just pick your earwact out of
Speaker 1: the dinner table Like that is so different from you,
Speaker 1: like scraping stuff out of your body and putting it
Speaker 1: on display at dinner. That is disgusting. Book, I'm taking
Speaker 1: toxins out of my body. I had to sit there
Speaker 1: at dinner and watch you fill your body full of poison.
Speaker 1: It's not how long do you ate stays in your
Speaker 1: intestinal trucks. There's a big difference between pulling out your
Speaker 1: keys and rooting round in your ear. And then also
Speaker 1: she said you were smelling it. You don't remember doing
Speaker 1: that or do you remember doing that? I don't remember
Speaker 1: doing that. Sometimes I do smell the wax to make
Speaker 1: sure it just smells healthy and not. Kyle, well are
Speaker 1: you talking about how are you just like really embarrassed
Speaker 1: right now? And this is some weird defense saying that
Speaker 1: you're doing No, I'm not embarrassed by it. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize I was doing it there at the table,
Speaker 1: but it's something I'm incredibly health conscious. It's something that
Speaker 1: I do. I have bad habits, you have bad we
Speaker 1: all have bad habits. She's finding out on the first date.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of other bad habits you have,
Speaker 1: but that is a total reason to not go on
Speaker 1: a second Like that is the That is the epitome
Speaker 1: of why I would not go on a day with
Speaker 1: someone's best of You think it's like a healthy choice
Speaker 1: like that is that's kind of horrifying. Like what else
Speaker 1: do you do? Do you like take your nose to clear?
Speaker 1: You're talking about obviously you don't take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't thinking around and una your
Speaker 1: wax out is taking care of yourself and eating a
Speaker 1: salad every other whatever. I keep my body clean. I
Speaker 1: keep my body free of noxins, and I will not
Speaker 1: apologize for that. Keep your life free of women. After
Speaker 1: this point, I think this is a good time to
Speaker 1: ask Lena, would you like to go out with Kyle
Speaker 1: again on a second date? It sounds like you two
Speaker 1: have hit it off and have some common ground here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh sure, yeah, hell no, If you guys
Speaker 1: go out on a second date, I will go with you,
Speaker 1: and I will clean his ear out the whole time
Speaker 1: so he doesn't have to do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I couldn't watch that and paying me to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with her at this point. Oh wow, man,
Speaker 1: all right, well, Kyle, at least you know why she
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back now. Yeah, thank you guys so
Speaker 1: much for saving me from this nightmare. I'm thrilled that
Speaker 1: I won't be going on a second date with Lena. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of other ladies out there who love
Speaker 1: ear wax, dude, don't worry about it. Broken jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning,