1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:00,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 2: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The rex was 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 2: not chasing the jeep. Murray, Murray, you there. You love sandwiches. Huh, 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 2: Let's go to eighty. 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 1: It was bo wow that Prime Time. Maybe I had 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,240 Speaker 1: a crush on Betty Rubbell. 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,280 Speaker 2: I honestly, until after the segment ended and we went 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 2: to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black. 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: He caught them the game last night, although they won 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: the game. You're listening to to Godson Company. 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 2: It is to Gods and Company, presented by FanDuel and 12 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 2: the FanDuel Sportsbook. 13 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 3: Well, hello, Mark cock Bit, how are you, hello, Stu Gods. 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 3: I'm good. 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: We have a great game for you, a game that 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 2: I made fun of Taylor and Mikey for yesterday and 17 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 2: now I'm addicted to it because I have a slightly 18 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 2: addictive personality. It is called keep three cut five, Keep 19 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 2: three cut five three, Yes. 20 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 3: Cut five. Let me write this down. 21 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, I have to write it down. 22 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 2: That's the key. Thank you, hawk. I like to write 23 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 2: stuff down. Well in fun of me for writing stuff down. 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 3: Yes, I've become a new guy over the last couple 25 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 3: of days. I'm the guy who always carries around a sharpie, 26 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 3: and so this is my new thing. I've got a 27 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 3: sharpie's now I think this is like, this really adds 28 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,119 Speaker 3: something to your life. If you've got a sharpie at 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 3: all times, you never know. And so now I got 30 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 3: the sharpie, I might as well use it to write 31 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 3: it down. I would have forgotten the name already. Keep three, 32 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,479 Speaker 3: got five. I've got it because I wrote it down 33 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 3: with my sharpie. 34 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 2: Yes, we played it twice yesterday and I had to 35 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: be reminded today what the name of the game was before. 36 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 3: Before we get a sharpie, write it down. 37 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 2: Why the sharpie though, just in the event that someone 38 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 2: asks you for an autograph, it makes you feel more important. 39 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 3: No, because when you write something, a note or something 40 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: with a sharpie, I feel like it hits more in 41 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 3: your brain. You retain it more because you wrote it 42 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 3: with a sharpie. But I also like the look of 43 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 3: walking around Sharpie in the mouth guy, Carpy in the 44 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 3: mouth guy has it has it together? You know what 45 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 3: I mean? If you see shark be in the mouth 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 3: guy somewhere, you don't hesitate to ask him for directions. 47 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 3: You want to get a picture taken. You're at a 48 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 3: restaurant with a bunch of friends, you're looking for someone 49 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 3: to take the picture, and it's always like, am I 50 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 3: going to ask the right person? Sharpie and the Mouth guy, 51 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 3: I can do anything. 52 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you don't ask that guy directions, is what 53 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 2: you're saying. 54 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: Because he's too busy. You do because he knows everything. 55 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 3: Right, you need a tire change, you go right to 56 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 3: Sharpie in the Mouth guy. Now, unfortunately I can't change 57 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 3: a tire, so it's a little bit false advertising. But 58 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: Sharpie in the Mouth guy, in my opinion, he's got 59 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 3: it together. There's nothing that can phase him. 60 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 2: Yes, Taylor put it on the pole to Sharpie in 61 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 2: the Mouth guy. Have it all together. It's a much 62 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 2: healthier alternative than cigarettes. 63 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 3: And that should really be one hundred percent in the affirmative. 64 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 3: You ever had anything on the pole that came back 65 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 3: one hundred percent? No? 66 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 1: Never. 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 4: I think the closest, the closest we've had recently was 68 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 4: does Rex Ryan's teeth look like they glow in the dar? 69 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: And that came back. It's as close as we're going 70 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: to get to consensus. 71 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 3: I mean, on Earth would not think his deep low 72 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 3: in the dark. 73 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: There's always that guy Hawk. 74 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: You know that, uh so Hawk is joining us with 75 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 2: a sharpie. It is mouth sharpier guy because he's a 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 2: sharpier guy. Taylor has a question here. I want to 77 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: hear what happened to him at Starbucks. But before we 78 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,839 Speaker 2: get to that, he was saying before we started here 79 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 2: that he had a question about your radio show on 80 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 2: wq AN every afternoon two to six in the in 81 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 2: the afternoon, Hawkman, Crowd and. 82 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: Selero am I saying that you nailed it. There you go. 83 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: What was your question? That Solano was two for two? 84 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 4: So since I've moved down here, Hawk knows that I 85 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 4: am a loyal listener to his show, and I kind 86 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 4: of prove it when I text him questions that I 87 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 4: have about the show or things that I like when 88 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 4: they're doing on the show. 89 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: And yesterday he's on at the same time we are. 90 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: I mean I listen to it after on the Odyssey. 91 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 3: Available wherever you are. 92 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: I think you text him at eight o'clock at night 93 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 2: with a suggestion. 94 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 3: You also, by the way, can hear the Hawkman, Crowder 95 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 3: and Scolario show on the iHeart as well. 96 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 2: He's gonna be mad at me, Selari isn't he No, No, 97 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: he loves it. 98 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 4: So they do a segment on Tuesdays, talk about It Tuesday, 99 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 4: and it normally just feels like a random question that 100 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 4: they want answered. And yesterday the topic was so good 101 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 4: that I wanted to bring it over here. It was 102 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 4: Usain Bolt versus Joey Chestnut in one hundred meter race. 103 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 4: But before you could start the race, you have to 104 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 4: eat a hot dog. Who wins the race? 105 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: Wow, so about it Tuesday? 106 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,479 Speaker 3: Now, let me play it out for you on a Wednesday, 107 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:03,359 Speaker 3: because you have to completely finish the glizzy right. Yeah, 108 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 3: there can't. It can't be how quick you stuff it 109 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 3: in your mouth. You have to swallow it. And the 110 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 3: judge has to look like they do with the Nathan's 111 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 3: Hotdog eating contest. 112 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 2: And make sure it went down your second meters right, 113 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,039 Speaker 2: to make sure the hot dog went down right. 114 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 3: So the question is because you sayed Bolt obviously faster 115 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 3: than Joey Chestnut, but how much more quickly can Joey 116 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 3: Chestnut finish the glazzy right and get that head start? 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: Oh? So it's like a combo deal. 118 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 2: So it's not just it's it's a race to finish 119 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 2: the hot dog and then the actual race, and you can't. 120 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:41,559 Speaker 3: Race until the hot dog is done. So let's say, 121 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 3: so I had to figure out and and Taylor probably 122 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 3: knows better than I, but I had asked Solero and Prouder, like, 123 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 3: what would be a typical one hundred meter for a 124 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 3: guy like Joey Chestnut? 125 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: Right? 126 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 3: So what we say about twenty seconds? Does it sound right? 127 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 3: Mike Yea or Taylor at that time? Write about twenty 128 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 3: seconds for just an average guy like Joey. 129 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 5: Chess U probably twelve for me, but that's just because 130 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 5: I'm an athlete. 131 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 1: And so both does that thing in under ten seconds? 132 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, he's like nine seconds something right? Yes, 133 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 3: sharpie guy probably about eleven track. 134 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: You gotta get eleven guy. 135 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 3: You know I run the hundred with the sharpie. 136 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 1: Do that? I mean we eat a hot dog with 137 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: a sharpie. 138 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,159 Speaker 3: Listen, your sharpie guy. You got to go all in. 139 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 3: I don't want half assed sharpie guy. You do everything 140 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 3: with the sharpie. Yeah, So the question because originally I said, oh, 141 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 3: you sained Bolt, But then what if what if Joey 142 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 3: Chestnut can eat a hot dog fifteen seconds faster? Then 143 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 3: you seen Bolt can? 144 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 2: Right, So he's got a fifteen second head start in 145 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 2: bolt strength, right, yes. 146 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 3: And so the bolt is running on a a stomach 147 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 3: full stuff of a hot dog and normally I'm guessing 148 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 3: you sained Bolt runs without having eaten anything for a while, right, 149 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 3: for days? 150 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 5: Yes, So the question becomes how fast can you, say 151 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 5: Bolt eat a hot dog? Because Joey Chess eats a 152 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 5: hot dog in about two to five seconds, so we're 153 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 5: talking twenty two seconds from go to the end of 154 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 5: the finish line for Joey chestnutt. 155 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: So the question is how long would it take a 156 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: normal person to eat a hot dog? 157 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 2: Like, how long could you if you needed to eat 158 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 2: a hot dog quickly? Howk how long do you think 159 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 2: it would take you to get it all down? 160 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 3: Well, I think you have to even extrapolate it further. 161 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 3: How long can it take for you, sain Bolt to 162 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 3: eat a hot dog? 163 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: Right? Different? 164 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 3: Yes, in my life I come across hot dogs every 165 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 3: now and then. I was at spring training on Sunday. 166 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 3: I had a glizzy then, Yes, how often do you 167 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 3: think you sain Bolt eats. 168 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: A hot dog? 169 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 2: I'm not certain he's ever had a hot dog, to 170 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 2: be honest with you, So he's gonna be wildly out 171 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 2: of practice. 172 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, the sandwich, yes, yeh. 173 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 3: Like Joey Chestnut, he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna throw 174 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 3: that Glizzy right down his throat and then he's gonna 175 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 3: chomp on the bun. It's gonna take him whatever three 176 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,239 Speaker 3: four seconds. But then, you, sain Bolt, what's he gonna 177 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 3: do is gonna bite it like a hot dog with 178 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 3: the bun on it. He doesn't watch the hot dog 179 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 3: eating contest on fourth of July. So there's a real chance. 180 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 3: And I would love for you to set this up, 181 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 3: you know via iHeart or fan dual. 182 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh, you want us to make this happen? This race? 183 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe, Yeah, I believe that this would What 184 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 3: would draw more What would draw more interest on Netflix? You, 185 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 3: sain Bolt and Joey Chestnut hot dog one hundred meters 186 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 3: race or the next Mayweather Pacquiao fight which has been 187 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 3: announced by Netflix? Which one do you think gets more viewers? 188 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 2: I would I would agree with you. Joey Chestnut and 189 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 2: usain Bolt, no doubt. I mean, I listen, if I 190 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,199 Speaker 2: could only choose one, I'm choosing that right. 191 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 1: If they're on at the exact same time that yes, right. 192 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: I would pay for that. I would because the. 193 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 3: Only question, obviously, what you're really paying to see is 194 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 3: a one glizzy eating contest between Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut, right, Badley, 195 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 3: Can Joey Chestnut dominate Usain Bolt? 196 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,079 Speaker 2: I think Joey Chestnut. It seems like you think Chestnut 197 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 2: would win this event? 198 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: Is that fair? 199 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 2: So, because I think Chestnut can run a marathon by 200 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 2: the time Bolt stumb with the hot dog. 201 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 3: You know, initial thought when Solero asked it, My initial 202 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:53,679 Speaker 3: thought was Usain Bolt by a mile. Because but then 203 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 3: the more I think about it, I like, I don't. 204 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,560 Speaker 3: I'm really torn on it, and I'll tell you why. 205 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 3: Because let's say Joey Chestnut can eat a hot dog 206 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 3: in five seconds, right, can you sain Bolt for the 207 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 3: sake of I mean, he's one of the greatest competitors, right, 208 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 3: he doesn't like to lose for the sake of this contest. 209 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 3: Could you sain Bolt eat one hot dog in ten seconds? 210 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 1: No? 211 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 3: Because if he can, he wins the race. If he 212 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 3: can eat a hot dog in ten seconds, he beats 213 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 3: Joey Chestnut in the race. But if it's gonna take 214 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 3: you sain Bolt fifteen seconds to eat one hot dog. 215 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,320 Speaker 3: He loses the race, right. 216 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 4: Stude, Why are you so confident you say Bolt can't 217 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 4: eat a hot dog in ten seconds? 218 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 2: I just don't feel it. I don't think he's ever 219 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 2: I don't think he's ever encountered. 220 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: A hot dog. 221 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,679 Speaker 2: I mean, and so I don't think he knows what 222 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 2: goes into eating a full hot dog and how long 223 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 2: it actually takes. Joey Chestnut is a fucking professional. He's 224 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 2: an assassin. He can eat a hot dog in like 225 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 2: four seconds and then he's off and running. He's gonna 226 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 2: have eighty yards on Usain Bolt before Bolt's done with 227 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 2: his hot dog. I have never been more confident than 228 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 2: anything in my life. 229 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 1: I'm serious. 230 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 4: I kind of want to go out to a track 231 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 4: and just put this to the test, because I think 232 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 4: I could eat a hot dog faster than you, Sain Bolt, 233 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 4: And then I think I could run one hundred meters faster. 234 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,599 Speaker 4: I know I could run one hundred meters faster, and 235 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 4: Joey chests out just so we have a chase. 236 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 2: Yes, Now, Taylor was a was a track star at 237 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,320 Speaker 2: the University of North Carolina walk on football player. Uh, 238 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 2: do you want to set this up where I think 239 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 2: we do with Taylor vers Solero. 240 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: What do you think? 241 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 3: I Meanlero's got a lot of leg issues. He's dorn 242 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,559 Speaker 3: thorn his acl he also has gum problems, so I 243 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 3: don't even know if he could down the GLIZZI very quickly. Really, 244 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 3: I'm googling right now. I'm trying to find Usain Bolt 245 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 3: with a hot dog because. 246 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: I just want to call just in the same picture. 247 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 3: Well, I just want to call bullshit on your notion 248 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 3: that you Sein Bolt has never been exposed to a 249 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,680 Speaker 3: hot dog in his life. 250 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 2: He's a physical he's the fastest man in the history 251 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 2: of running. 252 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 3: It seems farfetched that he has never seen a hot dog. 253 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 2: I mean, where's he from, Jamaica, Usain Bolt? Yes, yeah, 254 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,319 Speaker 2: Now this is interesting. 255 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 1: You ever go to Jamaica? 256 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,280 Speaker 2: I mean, they're not hot dogs, stand sitting around like 257 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 2: it's New York City. 258 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 3: I mean, what I think I have stumbled upon here, Wow, 259 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 3: what I think I have stumbled upon here is that 260 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 3: Solana ripped this off from a bunch of other places. 261 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,560 Speaker 3: He didn't come up with this question at all. Plenty 262 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,199 Speaker 3: of pictures of Usain Bolt with a hot dog, but 263 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 3: they're all graphics for people who've been asking this same 264 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 3: fucking question for a year. 265 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,440 Speaker 1: That's how the kids produce these days. 266 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 3: The fucking PGA Tour has a tweet out challenge eat 267 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,040 Speaker 3: a hot dog, run one hundred meters wait Joey Chestnut 268 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 3: versus Usain Bolt. 269 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 2: Who wins wait at Selero presented this as his own 270 00:12:58,559 --> 00:12:59,960 Speaker 2: original idea. 271 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 3: Yes, now, admittedly, and he's got a lot of stugts 272 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 3: in him. He has done this before. He every now 273 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 3: and then he'll sprinkle in like a joke, you know, 274 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,000 Speaker 3: during his sports headlines, but like a one liner joke. 275 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 3: And he did one. It was a year or two ago, 276 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's a funny joke. He's like, yeah, 277 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 3: I thought that was a funny joke. And I go, 278 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 3: I literally heard that on weekend updates on SNL this Saturday, 279 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 3: Like he was doing the headlines on Monday and he 280 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 3: just regurgs you and he's like he's like no, And 281 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, no, you totally did you like didn't 282 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 3: even say hey heard this on on SNL. So yeah, 283 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 3: he's got He's the stegots is strong in Selero Stelero. 284 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: I mean, how about that. 285 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 2: Stulero So let's set this up. Taylor, it's a hot dog. Well, 286 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 2: he has gum issues. How about chowder? 287 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 1: Can he do it? 288 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 3: Crowd? Oh, Crowder can beat anybody and any because I 289 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 3: refuses to loot. He just refuses to loose. 290 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 2: You guys should google and see if there are pictures 291 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 2: of Joey chest not ever running. 292 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,160 Speaker 4: Me Vers channing Crowder. That would be one of the 293 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 4: highlights of my life. Verst and Crowder in a hot 294 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 4: dog eating than one hundred meter sprint. 295 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, but Hawk is telling you he'd take you to 296 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 2: school like that One's That one's interesting though, because Taylor's 297 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 2: an athlete. 298 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 3: See. The problem on our show is I'm fifty six 299 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 3: years old, so I'm immediately excluded from any kind of competition. 300 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 3: Although I can throw high heat faster than anyone on 301 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 3: my show, I've shown I've thrown the first pitch at 302 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,920 Speaker 3: the Marlins and the Canes games, and my high heat 303 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 3: is unparalleled by anyone in radio. But I'm good for 304 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 3: two pitches and then my arm is toasty. 305 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: That's time to go to the pen. 306 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 3: Gotta go to the pen. I'll give you two of 307 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 3: the best pitches you've ever seen, and then you gotta 308 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,680 Speaker 3: go right to the bend. 309 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: But at fifty but you could still lead a hot 310 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,080 Speaker 1: dog though. 311 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 3: But Taylor is an athlete and he ran track, yes, 312 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 3: crowders in his forties. Now he doesn't have nearly and 313 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 3: twenty one knee surgeries. Jesus, Oh yeah what, Yeah, he had. 314 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 2: Torn you're not exaggerating there. You're telling me he had 315 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 2: to play one knee surgeries. Twenty one knee surgeries he had. 316 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 2: He had four torn a cls before he got to Florida, 317 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 2: before he got to University of Florida. 318 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's amazing he played as long as he did. 319 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: Considered it really is? 320 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 3: Yes? 321 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 1: Uh so do you think God Channing has time to 322 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: do this with Taylor? 323 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 2: Like I feel like this we could be waiting a 324 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,000 Speaker 2: while here, Oh the time of our lives we got, 325 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 2: I know. 326 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 3: But when local local Miami radio show what are we doing? 327 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you you should give this a learro 328 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: a raise. 329 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 3: For scrolling the PGA Twitter site and stealing a bit yep. 330 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,680 Speaker 1: I want to say I taught him well, but it 331 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: wasn't me. I mean he just started up. Taylor, what 332 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 1: happened with you? You had something at start. 333 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 2: Before we had to keep three and cut five, which 334 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 2: I get out waits for what happened with you at Starbucks. 335 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm curious what you guys would have done 336 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 4: in this situation. Because I get to a Starbucks one 337 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 4: of my first days here back in South Florida, longest 338 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 4: line I've ever seen. A guy walks up to where 339 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 4: his friend is in line, maybe four or five spots 340 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 4: in front of me. Right away, this lady in front 341 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 4: of me is screaming no cutting, no cutting, no cutting. 342 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 4: Normally I'm a just put your head down, mind your 343 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 4: own business. Let's these two people solve their issue. 344 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 2: Right especially you Tailor Taylor is not one to get 345 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 2: involved sort of altercations uh at Starbucks or anywhere for 346 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:09,720 Speaker 2: that matter. 347 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,479 Speaker 4: But I was just going through it in the morning, 348 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,200 Speaker 4: just just a little bad mood. I go, lady, If 349 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 4: this guy texts his friend on the side what he 350 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:23,000 Speaker 4: wants for an order, what is the difference? 351 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 1: Right then? 352 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 4: If he's just standing there, they're not running out of coffee, 353 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,879 Speaker 4: they're not taking a table from you, they're not taking 354 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,119 Speaker 4: anything she's and she's just yelling back. It's the principal 355 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 4: get him out of here. 356 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 3: And I'm like, but did you did you drop a 357 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 3: lady on her? 358 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,800 Speaker 1: Not bad? You can only do that with. 359 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, guy, lady, the moment you go hey lady and 360 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 3: you look at the it's over. The battle is over, 361 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 3: so you drop differently? 362 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 4: Yes, no, No, So I I basically just said, like, 363 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 4: what's the difference if the and just text the order, 364 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 4: which is what wound up happening because the friend. 365 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 1: Was there's an obvious difference, Taylor. 366 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 2: She like that lady is physically seeing a person cut 367 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,360 Speaker 2: her in line, as opposed to that person just receiving 368 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 2: attacks and then putting in the order it. 369 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,480 Speaker 3: Taylor is so right, though, what's the difference? Like the 370 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 3: person could order seven drinks for people at the office. 371 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 3: They don't have to be around, Like, what's the difference? 372 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 3: I think Taylor's onto something there. I understand why someone 373 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,639 Speaker 3: would bristle at someone walking up. You're waiting in line, 374 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 3: someone walks up, But the person's going to order that drink, 375 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 3: regardless of whether the person is standing next to them 376 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 3: or not. The person's going to order the drink. So 377 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 3: what's the point in even getting riled up about it? 378 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 5: The question is in how many drinks? The question is 379 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 5: how many transactions. If they're together, they're together, it doesn't matter. 380 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 3: It's a great call. 381 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but ha, you don't see the difference of physically 382 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 2: seeing someone cut. Yeah, everyone's been in a long Starbucks line, right, 383 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,159 Speaker 2: and they've been in a rush and they're trying to 384 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 2: get their order in. 385 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: What you don't want is someone holding a spot for 386 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: somebody else. I'm just I mean, what's. 387 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 3: The difference, Mikey A is right though, If they're gonna 388 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 3: have two separate transactions, they're each making the order, they're 389 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 3: each paying with their own app that no, sir, I can't. 390 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,960 Speaker 1: Allow that, okay, But one transaction. 391 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 3: One person making all the transactions. What's the difference if 392 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 3: the person is standing next to them or sitting at 393 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 3: an empty table in the start the car it opts 394 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,359 Speaker 3: totally transaction based, Mikey nail that one. 395 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, but the optics of a person just cutting. You've 396 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 2: been waiting for twenty minutes and that person just strolls 397 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 2: in with a sharpie in their mouth and cuts you. 398 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 5: I mean, whoa, whoaa, we didn't say that person had 399 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,440 Speaker 5: the sharpie. 400 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 1: Then not going back. 401 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,960 Speaker 3: That guy's got somewhere to go. 402 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,360 Speaker 1: Do what you gotta do. 403 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 3: I'm gonna share with everyone one of my more shameful stories. 404 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,600 Speaker 3: I've shared this on the radio before. 405 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 2: I believe we shared with our audience the story about 406 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 2: poop shoes yesterday, so thank you. 407 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 3: I believe I've shared this story not only on the 408 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 3: Levantard Show back in the day, but also with Crowder 409 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 3: and Solero. But this is not one of my best 410 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 3: moments in life. But let me just say, my son 411 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,119 Speaker 3: was I don't know, three years old, four years old, 412 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,560 Speaker 3: and as a dad who's still I'm not certain, I 413 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 3: was completely happy in my work life and to take 414 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 3: care of a child, and you know, so I was 415 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 3: a little more tightly wound back then. And I'm at 416 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 3: Chuck E Cheese on four forty one right in both 417 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 3: the tone closed, I believe, right, No, it's still open. 418 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 1: Wow. 419 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm shocked, Yes, Chuck E Cheese, and I'm meeting 420 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 3: another mom because remember our show started at three in 421 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,920 Speaker 3: the afternoon, so I was with David during the day 422 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 3: and then I would take him to daycare, you know, 423 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 3: like around one o'clock, and then Laurie would pick them 424 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 3: up after work and I'd be down doing the show. 425 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,520 Speaker 3: So we go to Chuck E Cheese. And I'm meeting 426 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:13,919 Speaker 3: another mom who we know from the daycare and her daughter, right, 427 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 3: and so we go to Chuck E Cheese. Now the 428 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 3: kids are gonna go play. They're going to play, and 429 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,120 Speaker 3: the mom is watching the kids. They're three or four 430 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 3: years old. I'm now in line for the food. You 431 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 3: have to get in line to order the pizza. Maybe 432 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,679 Speaker 3: get the salad bar. Underrated salad bar at Chuck E Cheese. 433 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 3: Admittedly I'm in there in two decades, but underrated salad bar. 434 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 3: I thought it always delivered. 435 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,320 Speaker 2: Especially when you wait two decades for the salad bar. 436 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,440 Speaker 2: I mean, there's two. 437 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 3: Registers right open, right, and the Chucky Cheese. You know, 438 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,400 Speaker 3: it's probably like eleven thirty, twelve o'clock. It's getting crowded, 439 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 3: all the moms and me and all the kids, and 440 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 3: the two registers are open. Me and the other moms 441 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 3: have created one line so that when a register comes open, 442 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 3: the next person goes to the open register. 443 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: Got it. 444 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 3: Some lady comes up and just gets in the line 445 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,119 Speaker 3: at one of the registers, right, and I felt like 446 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 3: all the moms were looking at me to say something 447 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 3: because she wasn't in our line. She walked over and 448 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,880 Speaker 3: I felt in this moment like all the moms were 449 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,719 Speaker 3: waiting for the dad to say something yeah, And so 450 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 3: I did. I said, excuse me, we're all in line here, 451 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 3: right of course, And she says, you're in line for 452 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 3: that register right now. My head's gonna explode. Now I'm 453 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 3: very tightly wound at this point in my life. 454 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:53,640 Speaker 1: I think, though I will jump through this, I'll follow you. 455 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 1: Did you have a sharpie in her mouth? 456 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 3: I mean, so she goes, you're in line for that register, 457 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 3: and I go what? She goes, you're in line for 458 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,160 Speaker 3: that register? And I go, you think all of us 459 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,280 Speaker 3: are in line for this register and we've chosen to 460 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:18,399 Speaker 3: leave that register open. And she says, well, that's what 461 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 3: it looks like to me. So long story short, I 462 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 3: lost my mind. I called her the sea word. Why 463 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 3: they have feeling fat in front of it? I was 464 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 3: tightly wound, and I felt like I had all the 465 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 3: moms on my shoulders to but I lost my mind. Word. 466 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,119 Speaker 3: Not only did I call her the sea word, I 467 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 3: then proceeded her to follow her around a bit in 468 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 3: the Chucky Cheese, staring angrily at her and maybe mounting 469 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:01,880 Speaker 3: off a few other executives. It ends with me, man, 470 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 3: It's not a it's not a moment that I love 471 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,640 Speaker 3: to relive. It ends with. 472 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 1: You really seem to be with it. 473 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,719 Speaker 3: It ends with me and the police officers in front 474 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 3: of Chunky Cheese and the Chuck E Cheese staff explaining 475 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 3: why they no longer want me inside the facility and 476 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 3: totally understandable. And I remember, no joke. I remember driving 477 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,919 Speaker 3: home and calling my wife and saying, you know, doesn't 478 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 3: your insurance offer like a twenty four hour mental health 479 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,719 Speaker 3: nursing line. I said, I think I needed to call it. 480 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,359 Speaker 3: I really had been losing my mind. I was a 481 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 3: new dad, My life was different, and yeah, there was 482 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 3: just a lot. There was a lot going on. I 483 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,440 Speaker 3: think the Suey Awards were coming up. 484 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: A lot of daily life producing Dan showers. 485 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,640 Speaker 3: So I needed to take a deep breath because there 486 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 3: it was. In about a six month span, I had 487 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 3: been kicked out of a Chuck E Cheese and also 488 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 3: a McDonald's playland Well why somewhat similar incident, although this 489 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 3: one really was a child who was chasing my child 490 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,680 Speaker 3: up the slide and I wasn't appreciative of it. 491 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 4: I'm imagining those those police officers in a car and 492 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 4: being like, yeah, we got a thirteen forty six, and 493 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 4: they're like looking up on their code, like you've never 494 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,440 Speaker 4: heard that disturbance at Chuck E Cheese. 495 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 5: Thirteen forty six is a common thing. If it's a 496 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 5: disturbance at Chucky Cheese tailor. 497 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,200 Speaker 3: They said, again, yes, the lady was wrong, admittedly wrong. 498 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 3: I shouldn't have used the C word and I've regretted 499 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 3: that to this day. And I don't know if I'm 500 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 3: even welcome back in that Chuck E Cheese. 501 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: Right, But the fat, the fat that you're. 502 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 3: Given bats, Sometimes you got to go for the hanging 503 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 3: fruit and just try to injure. Sometimes you're just trying 504 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,840 Speaker 3: to injure to the. 505 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: Mom for the other moms who are relying on you 506 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 1: to say something. Did they bail on you? 507 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I can imagine I may have 508 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 3: lost my crowd. I may have lost the crowd when 509 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 3: those particular expletives started flying. 510 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,199 Speaker 5: This happens a lot in jet fandom and in politics, 511 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 5: where somebody is on your side and then they're talking 512 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 5: and then they say something and you go, no, no, 513 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,200 Speaker 5: that's true, that's. 514 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,880 Speaker 3: Not where I was. No there's a lie here. Wait 515 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 3: a second, that was my ally. Yeah, almighty on the 516 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 3: wrong side here. They were going, yeah, get him, get him. 517 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 3: Oh no, don't know, I'm not with him. No, you 518 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 3: gonna head over to sche mall and uh that's we 519 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 3: weren't in that line. 520 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: By the way. 521 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,399 Speaker 2: The eleven to noon hour in the morning Chuck E 522 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 2: Cheese is like happy hour at a normal barn, like 523 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,040 Speaker 2: Prime Time Man. 524 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 3: We used to go. It was like Chuck E Cheese 525 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 3: on Mondays and then Tuesdays we'd go to the Barnes 526 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 3: and Noble on Glades. They had the second floor kids 527 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,160 Speaker 3: area they could play with the books and the trains, 528 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,720 Speaker 3: and then third the Wednesday there was a books a 529 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,720 Speaker 3: million in Deerfield Beach. Like I had my whole route 530 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 3: of things just to keep the kid occupied.