Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, remember you
Speaker 1: can email the show. We're live here. That's fine. Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show dot com. Right, this is a good question. Maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit of a dark answer, but wow, here
Speaker 1: it is Jesse. I heard on Neil Cavuto's show that
Speaker 1: the bank regulators should have caught what Silicon Valley Bank
Speaker 1: was doing wrong. This isn't the first time I've heard
Speaker 1: something like this. What's wrong with our regulators? Is it
Speaker 1: an equity thing? Are all involved too ignorant? Ignorant to
Speaker 1: be in their jobs? Okay, this is all right, Let's
Speaker 1: let's do this. This is something that is going to
Speaker 1: be hard to hear and hard to accept that it
Speaker 1: is true. Is this an equity thing? Is this a
Speaker 1: diversity thing? The answer to that question is almost always
Speaker 1: going to be I don't know. When a bunch of
Speaker 1: trains derail, is it because they focused on equity? Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe not. When a plane drops out of the sky
Speaker 1: and one's going to is the answer going to be,
Speaker 1: was it because they fast tracked a pilot because he
Speaker 1: was a diversity higher Maybe maybe not. When banks fail
Speaker 1: or you have these massive screw ups, is it going
Speaker 1: to be because they focused on diversity, equity and inclusion.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not. Here's what we know. Here's what we
Speaker 1: know for a fact. The death of everything, as I
Speaker 1: call it, is real. What is it? We have gone
Speaker 1: from a merit based society. Remember, you have to have
Speaker 1: a merit based society to have a real society that
Speaker 1: will last. Anything else won't last. And we now focus
Speaker 1: on things that aren't merit based. We hire people based
Speaker 1: on the color of their skin, or their gender, or
Speaker 1: if their LGBTQ air force or something like that. Because
Speaker 1: we hire people for reasons other than their qualifications. We
Speaker 1: are now going to slowly but surely fill this society
Speaker 1: up at every level with people who are where they
Speaker 1: shouldn't be. Let me explain it to you this way.
Speaker 1: Let me explain it to it this way. The system,
Speaker 1: the system is so invested in going all in with
Speaker 1: this diversity and equity and inclusion stuff that not only
Speaker 1: are they never going to tell you when that's the
Speaker 1: reason something failed, they're going to actively cover it up
Speaker 1: whenever that's the reason something failed because the entire system
Speaker 1: is now built on that premise. It is the foundation
Speaker 1: of every part of the system. It's how the communists
Speaker 1: is dividing up America and destroying America the way he's
Speaker 1: always on it. It's the main base tenant of it.
Speaker 1: So are we going to know is that why the
Speaker 1: bank regulators missed it? We're never going to know. We're
Speaker 1: just going to sit and watch. That's everything around us dies.
Speaker 1: Everything's going to slowly die. The quality of everything, from
Speaker 1: your doctor to regulators to your toothbrush is going to
Speaker 1: go down as every part of our society focuses on
Speaker 1: what doesn't matter and sacrifices what does matter. Let me
Speaker 1: explain it to you this way. Guns. We're just talking
Speaker 1: about guns. Let's say, hypothetically speaking that I own a
Speaker 1: three hundred blackout. That's just a hypothetical. But let's say
Speaker 1: I own me a three hundred blackout, a nice little
Speaker 1: communist welcoming party for the Kelly household in case anyone
Speaker 1: comes to knock him. And let's say, just for the
Speaker 1: sake of argument, that I am acquiring ammunition as time
Speaker 1: goes on and things go on sale, but I'm buying ammunition.
Speaker 1: All right, So I want you to picture this. I
Speaker 1: have this big bucket of ammunition, and right now I
Speaker 1: only buy the highest quality ammunition I can find for
Speaker 1: my three hundred blackout. But I decide today, I'm making
Speaker 1: some changes today that the times are getting tough in
Speaker 1: the Kelly household. I'm sure the wife is shopping for
Speaker 1: something as we speak. I'm not gonna worry about the
Speaker 1: quality of the ammunition anymore. In fact, I don't care
Speaker 1: about quality at all. It means nothing to me. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go buy the cheapest stuff I can find
Speaker 1: wherever I can find it, and remember that big bucket
Speaker 1: of my ammunition now when I go make my AMO purchases,
Speaker 1: because I don't care about quality now, I just go
Speaker 1: get the cheapest stuff and I just dump it. I
Speaker 1: just dumped the box of AMMO in the bucket, just
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. For the next five
Speaker 1: ten years, I'm dumping the APPIAMO in the bucket that
Speaker 1: previously had all my good AMMO, high quality AMMO in there. Eventually,
Speaker 1: when I'm at the range or god forbid, end up
Speaker 1: in some gunfights somewhere, I'm getting weapons failures. I'm getting
Speaker 1: jams a lot more. Am I ever going to in
Speaker 1: that moment get that weapons jam and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden bop, A siren goes off and says, that's because
Speaker 1: you were filling up the bucket with low quality AMMO. No,
Speaker 1: there's never going to be some official notice. I'm just
Speaker 1: going to slowly but surely have more and more and
Speaker 1: more problems as society as as I fill up the
Speaker 1: bucket with crappy amo. That's what we will experience now
Speaker 1: for the rest of our lives until we reverse this
Speaker 1: in this society, because we're filling up everything everything with
Speaker 1: diversity hires, things will die. Do you want to hear
Speaker 1: a story? I have to the story private because it
Speaker 1: was sent to me privately. Last night. I was going
Speaker 1: off on all this diversity and equity and inclusion stuff
Speaker 1: and I got reached out to by somebody who works
Speaker 1: for one of the major oil companies. All right, that's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say. He works for one of the
Speaker 1: major oil companies. And if you find me skipping words
Speaker 1: in here, it's because I'm trying to protect his identity
Speaker 1: and protect what's going on. But this is not a
Speaker 1: government job. This is a major oil company. All right, ready, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you would not believe I'm reading this. You would not
Speaker 1: believe how woke he says. The name of the company
Speaker 1: company is man Field. Guys got hauled in for a meeting,
Speaker 1: yelled at and cursed at as a group because one
Speaker 1: guy on a drilling site said something mildly sexist. Not
Speaker 1: a Chevron employee, but a contractor. Then and then he
Speaker 1: goes on to say, I was supposed to run a
Speaker 1: drilling rig from five thirty pm to seven thirty am
Speaker 1: and find a way to have conference calls during my
Speaker 1: shift while other guys running other rigs about how to
Speaker 1: promote women in the workplace. Anyway, a female VP ran
Speaker 1: that business unit. I can't say the name of the unit.
Speaker 1: They ran it into the ground and told us they
Speaker 1: were selling everything two weeks before Christmas. Two weeks before Christmas.
Speaker 1: He said she had failed everywhere she had worked, but
Speaker 1: they kept running her up the chain. It doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: She got a golden parachute. Most of us got fired.
Speaker 1: The office told us we weren't allowed to tell our
Speaker 1: rig hands they were going to be out of a
Speaker 1: job soon. Guys I had worked and basically lived with
Speaker 1: for eighteen months, a woman who had no business being
Speaker 1: there got promoted to be there, took over the crew,
Speaker 1: destroyed it like she destroyed everything else. Got a big,
Speaker 1: old fat paycheck. The other guys, two weeks before Christmas
Speaker 1: were told, after being lectured about their sexism, to go home.
Speaker 1: That's one little story from one oil company that ends
Speaker 1: up with you having less quality in your life in
Speaker 1: one way or another. Now expand that to everywhere. Now,
Speaker 1: let's go back to your specific question the banks. How
Speaker 1: did the banks not catch this? Or how did the regulators,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry not catch this? What's the question? How did
Speaker 1: the regulators not catch this? Well? We like to imagine
Speaker 1: things that are not real because it helps us sleep
Speaker 1: well at night. We talk about clean drinking water a
Speaker 1: lot on the show. This is a great example. Just
Speaker 1: stay with me for a second. Clean drinking water. How
Speaker 1: amazing it is that we live in a country that
Speaker 1: we always have access to clean drinking water. And I
Speaker 1: do this all the time at the house, no bottled
Speaker 1: water or special filter. The wife loves all the filter stuff,
Speaker 1: But it's when I'm bias sink whatever sink it is,
Speaker 1: it's spill up a glass of water and I drink
Speaker 1: the water, and I like to go to bed at
Speaker 1: night imagining that the water plant where they treat that
Speaker 1: water and make sure it's clean, that it is run
Speaker 1: by the highest quality individuals, that security there is just
Speaker 1: tight as can be, because it makes me sleep well.
Speaker 1: And if the alternative is true, if it's run by
Speaker 1: a bunch of dirtballs and it's a security hazard that
Speaker 1: some foreign terrorists could poison, then that wouldn't cause me
Speaker 1: peace in my life. It would cause me angst. So
Speaker 1: instead I just never questioned it. Well, I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are smart people running the place. I'm sure there are.
Speaker 1: We do the same thing with our financial regulators. You're
Speaker 1: picturing some group of finance geniuses and every day they're
Speaker 1: out there digging through the paperwork. Well, if the interest
Speaker 1: rates with the SVP, and can you name a single
Speaker 1: regulator one, what do you know about that person? Can
Speaker 1: you even name one? I do this for a and
Speaker 1: I can't. Maybe our regulators are all idiots. We don't
Speaker 1: like to imagine that, But why wouldn't they be? The
Speaker 1: CDC is every other institution is I'm supposed to excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to believe the regulators were the only ones
Speaker 1: who were still smart in this country. All right, all
Speaker 1: right enough, somebody as a question going to Stanford and
Speaker 1: manning up and so much more. Before we get to
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris Fanhanns is not.
Speaker 1: But it's not working for me. I've tried, and don't look.
Speaker 1: I know everyone's going to pour the hate mail in here,
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I want you
Speaker 1: to know that I'm a rock fan, as you know,
Speaker 1: and I've I've tried with Van Halen. I have tried,
Speaker 1: especially because they have just this loyal fan base that
Speaker 1: worships the ground they walked on. And that's just not
Speaker 1: that's not that's not a good song. That's a van
Speaker 1: Halen's just not good. Chris. I'm sorry. There's nothing I
Speaker 1: can do about it. It's your fault. Professor Kelly. Suppose
Speaker 1: Yale University gets win that you're some best selling author
Speaker 1: and accidentally invite you to give the commencement address that
Speaker 1: this year's graduation. Would you accept it? And if so,
Speaker 1: what topics would you discuss. Listen, thank you. Oh. If I,
Speaker 1: if I was to give the commencement address at Stamford,
Speaker 1: I would crucify communism, cultural Marxism. Every one of those
Speaker 1: little weenie college graduates would be mortified. There would be
Speaker 1: mass protests, there would be a mass walkout, and I
Speaker 1: would do it one because I really, I really take
Speaker 1: such joy in making communist lives miserable. I wish I
Speaker 1: could explain to you how much joy it brings me
Speaker 1: when they get mad at me, because I hate them.
Speaker 1: They're horrible, they're anti humans. But it's not just that
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. We talked about and we
Speaker 1: touched on this a little bit yesterday. The people in
Speaker 1: our society, so many people who run our society now,
Speaker 1: they obviously have never encountered the real world. And many
Speaker 1: of these people have never encountered the truth. If you're
Speaker 1: some upper middle class white kid, rich parents, parents vote Democrat,
Speaker 1: you live in California, you wouldn't got good grades in school.
Speaker 1: You got into Stanford. Now now you go to class
Speaker 1: every day, you're surrounded by other Communists, you're taught by communists.
Speaker 1: You graduate from Stanford, you go right into the tech field,
Speaker 1: some kind of tech field which is all left wing
Speaker 1: to you think that person's smart because of Stanford in
Speaker 1: the grades in the tech field. But there's a chance
Speaker 1: that person's going to be fifty sixty years old and
Speaker 1: they're going to have never encountered the truth in their lifetime.
Speaker 1: I would never pass up that opportunity to deliver a
Speaker 1: little bit of that truth over there, Chris, like this person.
Speaker 1: You can hate this person, and I do, But what
Speaker 1: if this person has never had a single entity in
Speaker 1: their life, not their parents, not their teachers, not there
Speaker 1: anything to tell them the truth. White people did not
Speaker 1: exist before sixteen eighty one. Again, white people did not
Speaker 1: exist on planet Earth until sixteen eighty one. Number two.
Speaker 1: Any claim that this group called white people, Any claimed
Speaker 1: that that group is rooted in biology or derived from
Speaker 1: genes or biology, or is innate or is from Nate
Speaker 1: is a lie. That's a college professor. Have you signed Aidan,
Speaker 1: Jaden and Braden up for the next semester yet? How
Speaker 1: much money are you sending them parents to destroy the
Speaker 1: child you love? Just checking in, checking in with you anyway.
Speaker 1: Maybe that person, maybe that nutball right there, maybe they've
Speaker 1: never heard the truth in their lives. A lot of
Speaker 1: people don't. You have to seek it out, Jesse. When
Speaker 1: I was a young boy, my dad introduced me to
Speaker 1: the term man up when I needed to get something done.
Speaker 1: I come, I don't hear this much anymore. Every time
Speaker 1: I see tough guy Biden saying, come on, man, I
Speaker 1: wish someone would just yell out, man up. Let's say
Speaker 1: you totally underrated, completely underrated in this society where we
Speaker 1: have feminized everything, including the men. What we've feminized everything
Speaker 1: except the women. The men now are completely feminized. The
Speaker 1: women all have crew cuts and they wear flats. So
Speaker 1: that's what we've done in this country. But anyway, we've
Speaker 1: down played and flat out insulted every part of being
Speaker 1: a man. Now, every part of it, every part of
Speaker 1: it is looked at, not with some joking. Oh that's
Speaker 1: different thing. It's always looked down on. Now. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: boys are dirty you. Boys are rough, Boys are violent,
Speaker 1: boys are dude. Boys are awesome. Men build nations, men
Speaker 1: lead nations. But because we don't think like that anymore,
Speaker 1: and everyone's too afraid to talk like that anymore. Everyone's
Speaker 1: scared to death to say it might do it to
Speaker 1: my son's all the time, all the time. I got
Speaker 1: my oldest last night. We were lifting weights yesterday and
Speaker 1: then I made him go for a run. Because it's
Speaker 1: spring break in its track season. They want to sit
Speaker 1: around and be lazy on spring break instead of getting
Speaker 1: out there and staying in shape. So made him go
Speaker 1: for a run and he said, we just lifted weights.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, are you too tired to go for
Speaker 1: a run. And he saw where that was going, so
Speaker 1: he just went downstairs and got his shoes and went
Speaker 1: for a run. And then when I got home last
Speaker 1: night from doing in the shell, we were talking for
Speaker 1: a way and he said, Dad, oh, man, I am
Speaker 1: so sore. I told you I shouldn't have gone for
Speaker 1: that run anay, And I said, oh, why don't you
Speaker 1: show me where you're sore so I can make it better.
Speaker 1: And he just holds it and he covers it up.
Speaker 1: He says no, because I know you just want to
Speaker 1: touch it and hurt me some more. I said, you're
Speaker 1: understanding correct, good, good, you're getting it. Yes, you're understanding things. Now.
Speaker 1: You may think that's mean. I think that's hilarious. I
Speaker 1: also think that's how you raise men. Man. People you
Speaker 1: know that I was an average marine at best. Right,
Speaker 1: I was an average marine. But I didn't fall out
Speaker 1: of humps when we would go on these low enforced marches.
Speaker 1: I did not fall out. Why I wanted to sit
Speaker 1: down and die more times than I can count. It's
Speaker 1: not that I didn't fall out because I was tough.
Speaker 1: I'm not tough. I didn't fall out because I didn't
Speaker 1: want all my friends to call me a big sissy.
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't fall out. Men riding other men
Speaker 1: to be tougher makes society better, not worse. Ride your buddies.
Speaker 1: My youngest, one of his buddy's just gotten a dirt
Speaker 1: bike accident. Man, he told me. He said, he's in
Speaker 1: the hospital. He got in a dirt bike accident. I
Speaker 1: was talking to him on the phone. I said, oh, man,
Speaker 1: let's he okay. He said, yeah, he's okay. I found
Speaker 1: out he's okay. I said, nice. Once you found out
Speaker 1: he's okay, did you make fun of him for you?
Speaker 1: He said, oh, yeah, of course we all did. That's
Speaker 1: how you turn boys into men. Out there also a
Speaker 1: good night's sleep. A good night's sleep, A good night's
Speaker 1: sleep is what this nation needs. Chris This nation needs
Speaker 1: Mike Lindell to save it. And I'm not even talking
Speaker 1: about Mike Lindell out there constantly fighting for our causes
Speaker 1: as far as election integrity and things like that go.
Speaker 1: We need Mike Lindell to continue to deliver a good
Speaker 1: night's sleep to our cause. What we really need is
Speaker 1: the communist to boycott my pillow. But here's what happens.
Speaker 1: They find out my pillow two point right now is
Speaker 1: buy one, get one free, then all the Communists secretly
Speaker 1: go buy it too, even though they say they hate Mike.
Speaker 1: I see you Communists. I know what you do. Go
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Speaker 1: the stars that guide Victor. So it is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's show. I still can't get over this. We played
Speaker 1: this for you earlier in the week that idiot Sunny
Speaker 1: hust another view trying to describe what domes accomplishments are.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious last night. I was messing around with people.
Speaker 1: When I was talking about someone was complaining that everyone
Speaker 1: was being mean to Dome, and I said, Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: got hired because she's black and a woman, and she
Speaker 1: got her career started by playing cat with Willy Brown.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows, Wait Willy Brown, Did I say that, right,
Speaker 1: Will Yeah? Yeah, Willy Brown, mayor of San Francisco then
Speaker 1: at the time, and you know what, I got so
Speaker 1: much pushback on it was hilarious. So many people said,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, dude, this is such so racist, you can't
Speaker 1: say that. And Joe Biden said that multiple times publicly.
Speaker 1: In fact, he publicly announced that one of his that
Speaker 1: his criteria for the job was you had to be
Speaker 1: a black woman. And here's what's the truth is our society,
Speaker 1: since we focus on all this insanity. Now our society,
Speaker 1: every entity from the military to private companies, all of them,
Speaker 1: they're all out there now telling you, hey, we want
Speaker 1: to bring in more minorities, we want to bring in
Speaker 1: more women, we want to bring in more gays, we
Speaker 1: want to do whatever it is. White people moved to
Speaker 1: the back of the line, whatever it is, we're hiring
Speaker 1: a new diversity thing because we're not blacking up, and
Speaker 1: my next Supreme Court pick, like Joe Biden said, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a black woman, and my vice President's gonna
Speaker 1: be a black woman. And then when you get up
Speaker 1: and you point that out, they'll say, ah, that's racist.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just drop the act and admit that
Speaker 1: you like to be handed jobs you're not necessarily qualified for.
Speaker 1: Why don't you admit that I didn't get hired because
Speaker 1: I'm a woman. The company that hired you announced they're
Speaker 1: only looking for women. What do you mean you didn't
Speaker 1: get hired because you're a woman. Of course, that's why
Speaker 1: you got hired. And any person involved in the hiring
Speaker 1: process in this country right now, I know because they
Speaker 1: all email me. They will tell you. Companies will give
Speaker 1: flat out a directive, Oh, we're looking for a new
Speaker 1: VP of marketing. We'd really like this to be a
Speaker 1: person of color, or preferably a gay or trans person
Speaker 1: because we're short on our trans quota for the company.
Speaker 1: And then once they get the job for being gay,
Speaker 1: you say you got the job for being gay, and
Speaker 1: they'll say, shut up, bigot, Look, why don't you just
Speaker 1: admit that you like that you got the job you
Speaker 1: weren't qualified for. Kamala Harris, that woman's not qualified to
Speaker 1: do very much, at least not do very much outside
Speaker 1: of the red light district. And she's Vice president of
Speaker 1: the United States of America because she's a black woman.
Speaker 1: You don't believe me. Listen to her defenders list her accomplishment.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that there's concern. I think it has a
Speaker 1: lot to do with this. She's a black woman. Black
Speaker 1: women get everything done. We've saved this country's democracy. She's
Speaker 1: obviously amazing. But what specifically, but well, like, where shall
Speaker 1: I start? I mean, she was in the senator, I
Speaker 1: mean president, of course, she's she's the Inflation Reduction Act.
Speaker 1: I mean she was the face of foot Row. I mean,
Speaker 1: the list goes on or not. I'd like to ask
Speaker 1: you what operation Well, I mean she was a senator.
Speaker 1: What about Vice president? Well, I mean they were, uh,
Speaker 1: the Inflation Reduction Act? What she honestly sounded like Joe
Speaker 1: Biden when he just randomly starts yelling change doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: You got a question? How Oh, the subject line of
Speaker 1: this one is caught. They were They were caught. Husband
Speaker 1: and wife were caught by their child I'll leave that alone.
Speaker 1: Kids are listening. The guy says, doctor Jesse. I got
Speaker 1: a question how old it's appropriate for the Birds and
Speaker 1: the Bees talk. Got caught by my nine year old daughter.
Speaker 1: Wife wants to tell her this is how you were made.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to jump in a shower
Speaker 1: typing this. Let's say you, the guy says, ps by
Speaker 1: the anti Communist manifesto at Jesse kellybook dot com. What Chris,
Speaker 1: I love you guys. All right, here's the thing about
Speaker 1: that uh that has also happened in the Kelly Counsehold.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go into the details of it. That's
Speaker 1: a little bit embarrassing. It was. It was difficult at
Speaker 1: first to explain that dad is not hurting mom. That
Speaker 1: was difficult to explain. But you know, we're gonna move
Speaker 1: on here. But I think at nine, once she's caught
Speaker 1: you anyway, you might as well go out and have
Speaker 1: the talk. I have enjoyed having the birds and Bees
Speaker 1: talks with the sons. Why because I'm mean and it
Speaker 1: makes them very uncomfortable the second I started to hear.
Speaker 1: Because their friends are gonna start talking about this stuff
Speaker 1: earlier than you think. At school, it's just a curiosity.
Speaker 1: It's human nature. So the second I got out, the
Speaker 1: second I got yeah, he hit my elbow, Chris Live
Speaker 1: on the air. I hope I don't die Anyway. The
Speaker 1: second got a sniff that that kind of dirty talk
Speaker 1: was going around, I thought, okay, let me get to
Speaker 1: them before their friends get to them. And we went out.
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember where we were. I took them
Speaker 1: on a long walk outside and we had, as you
Speaker 1: can imagine, with me, a very direct conversation about all
Speaker 1: of that stuff. It was magnificent because they just wanted
Speaker 1: to die. They wanted to die, they were so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't I wouldn't let them stop, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't let them interrupt, and until we had laid everything out.
Speaker 1: And now it worked out great because anytime I hear
Speaker 1: any talk like that again in the house, I will say, Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to have another talk. You
Speaker 1: ready to have another talk about about all that? No? No, please, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, okay, Well, just next time I hear
Speaker 1: something like that, we're gonna have a little chat. Oh
Speaker 1: it's the best. Gosh, it's so much fun being a dad.
Speaker 1: The Cartel apology note This one's title Jesse, Wasn't it amazing?
Speaker 1: With an our hours of talking about the military sending
Speaker 1: the military New Mexico to dismantle these product production facilities
Speaker 1: and go after the cartels as terrorists, we run into
Speaker 1: five hog tied and ready to pick up cartel members
Speaker 1: along with an apology note. Do you think these guys
Speaker 1: were even part of the original band that took these
Speaker 1: people hostage, injured in killing? Look, I don't know, and
Speaker 1: you don't know, and nobody's ever going to know if
Speaker 1: these were the guys actually involved. Maybe they were involved,
Speaker 1: and they were involved in the cartel, doesn't mind, in
Speaker 1: which case they just scarfed up a few nobodies threatened
Speaker 1: to cut their parents' heads off and said, hey, go
Speaker 1: get arrested and turn yourself in. Maybe they were guys
Speaker 1: who were acting out of turn and the cartel cracked
Speaker 1: down on them and said no, no, you're going to
Speaker 1: jail now. But either way, did you know this? Did
Speaker 1: you know? Pause for a second, when's the last time
Speaker 1: you saw a mob hit in one of the big cities,
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't doesn't take long to look it up
Speaker 1: online from New York City. Obviously that was the main
Speaker 1: hub to Chicago to Philadelphia. Everyone remembers Bruno, Angelo Bruno
Speaker 1: gotting shotgun in the head. That's a famous video that's
Speaker 1: out there. It's brutal. But this was something that happened
Speaker 1: when I was younger, and now you never see it anymore.
Speaker 1: Why is that? You know why? Because the mob families,
Speaker 1: the five families got together and they agreed pretty much,
Speaker 1: no matter what, no more hits, no more public hits.
Speaker 1: Why did they turn into a bunch of good guys. No,
Speaker 1: it brought too much heat. It just brought too much heat.
Speaker 1: You want to take out the boss, Please, don't shotgun
Speaker 1: him on, you know, don't don't shotgun him in the
Speaker 1: middle of Times Square that you know why, because then
Speaker 1: the pub the outcry gets there. Oh you're looking up
Speaker 1: the Angelo Bruno stuff. Why did you look that up, Chris?
Speaker 1: He's definitely dead. By the way, you don't have to
Speaker 1: check for a pulse. He's supposed to anyway. Anyway. That's
Speaker 1: why they decided no more public hits. The cartel is
Speaker 1: the same way. They don't want all this heat. They
Speaker 1: don't want the thread of all this heat. They don't
Speaker 1: want it at all. You offer something like this up
Speaker 1: and just kind of walk away. All right. Now, let's
Speaker 1: talk for a moment about anti guns. Let's talk about somebody.
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Speaker 1: That Yes Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. All right, let's
Speaker 1: do something here. Let's do something. Gotta tackle a couple
Speaker 1: of things here said, make it a little bit heavy,
Speaker 1: but it's our final segment. It's all we've got. First,
Speaker 1: you can email us Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.
Speaker 1: Some are harder than others. Here's this one, Hi, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to your podcasts as often as I can.
Speaker 1: I understand the concept of triage, and I have a
Speaker 1: serious problem. I'm attempting to prepare for the impending recession.
Speaker 1: My wife thinks I'm paranoid and need professional help. She
Speaker 1: has gone so far as to threaten to divorce me.
Speaker 1: We've been married for almost twenty five years. There is
Speaker 1: no way I can afford to pay for two homes
Speaker 1: let alone prepare for the future. Any thoughts, Shall I
Speaker 1: even try to fix this? She has a fit when
Speaker 1: I call cooking show hosts communists for pushing veggie burgers.
Speaker 1: You can say my name, she won't listen anyway. His
Speaker 1: name is Andy Rother. We do want to make preparations,
Speaker 1: don't we. We want to make whatever preparations we can.
Speaker 1: We are not as anti communists going to ignore the
Speaker 1: fact that the number one thing that will fight communism
Speaker 1: in this nation is the family unit. It's why the
Speaker 1: communist from the beginning of the Soviets to now has
Speaker 1: done everything in his power to blow up the family unit,
Speaker 1: to blow up the husband, wife, kids, family unit, turning
Speaker 1: spouses against each other, turning kids against their parents, kids
Speaker 1: against each other, parents against their kids. This is communism
Speaker 1: one o one. The most anti communist thing you can
Speaker 1: do in this country right now, and find someone of
Speaker 1: the opposite sex, marry them, and make a bunch of
Speaker 1: babies with them, and raise the kids to be grateful,
Speaker 1: wonderful people. That's more important than any political donation you
Speaker 1: could ever give. Now, I know you want to make preparations,
Speaker 1: and I want to make preparations. I know we want
Speaker 1: to buy. We want to buy gold, and we should.
Speaker 1: And we want to buy emergency food, and we want
Speaker 1: ammunition in a way to get clean water, and we
Speaker 1: want and we want to make the necessary steps. We're
Speaker 1: gonna take the necessary steps to prepare from hard times
Speaker 1: we see is coming. Don't lose a twenty five year
Speaker 1: marriage over getting some gold in your hands. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you sacrifice who you are. If your wife is
Speaker 1: some communist nutball, you're just gonna have to work on
Speaker 1: her until she's no longer a communist nutball. But don't
Speaker 1: give up a twenty five year marriage, all right, doctor Jesse.
Speaker 1: Being raised Catholic, I always thought it was wrong to
Speaker 1: forbid priests from getting married with all this gay marriage stuff.
Speaker 1: If they change the rules, will this mess things up?
Speaker 1: Should they just leave it be or not? I remember
Speaker 1: thinking it was cool when I was a little kid
Speaker 1: in Italy and priests would yell at everyone in Latin,
Speaker 1: probably pent up frustration. Thanks. I love your show. I'm
Speaker 1: not a Catholic, so I don't know that I'm qualified
Speaker 1: to answer any questions about Catholicism. I understand well from
Speaker 1: what it has been explaining to me. I understand why
Speaker 1: the priests don't get married. Look, is the gay marriage
Speaker 1: thing going to blow it up? Well? Yeah, probably. Remember
Speaker 1: the different branches of communism are made to attack different
Speaker 1: things as part of the effort to blow up the
Speaker 1: family unit, which we were just talking about. They're trying
Speaker 1: to blow up the church too, that's always been part
Speaker 1: of it. They have had to declare war on the
Speaker 1: church or infiltrate the church, and they've been very successful
Speaker 1: as far as infiltration goes. I have these churches out
Speaker 1: there of all kinds kind of suck. Apparently all the
Speaker 1: church pastors need to get on some chalk too. By
Speaker 1: the way, pastors, I will reach out to chalk for you.
Speaker 1: You and I'll see if we can get an extra discount.
Speaker 1: Because if you're standing in front of your flock every
Speaker 1: single Sunday saying things like wait, Jess, need to turn
Speaker 1: the other cheek more, guys, don't get political. You're actually pathetic,
Speaker 1: and you're setting up your congregation and your nation to
Speaker 1: turn into a nation of demons that hates you. So
Speaker 1: that's okay, it's no big deal. You probably don't know
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Speaker 1: time ago. I don't know what happened there. Time to
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Speaker 1: from a different mother. If a young confused mail decides
Speaker 1: to make himself effeminate and refers to himself as a woman,
Speaker 1: does he have to register for selective service when he
Speaker 1: turns eighteen? We are curious here how that works. Your
Speaker 1: show rocks. If you read this on ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: You can use my name. His name is Dave. Well,
Speaker 1: here's something that we have. This is a little line
Speaker 1: that we keep using. We think, oh, they're gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna suck for them, and they have to do the
Speaker 1: draft and it's a bunch of tranies. Hahaha, the jokes
Speaker 1: on them. Do you really think they're not going to
Speaker 1: target the draft to draft their political opponents. First, Do
Speaker 1: you think they're gonna have a draft and they're gonna
Speaker 1: just do it evenly randomly? Do you think they're gonna
Speaker 1: have a draft and they're gonna focus on downtown San Francisco.
Speaker 1: They're not rural Alabama. Oh, I'd get ready because they're
Speaker 1: gonna come a knocking. They're coming to knock for you.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna throw their political allies into World War three.
Speaker 1: They're gonna round up all their political enemies who they
Speaker 1: want to kill anyway, and say here you go, Russia,
Speaker 1: now com and it's all going to work out for
Speaker 1: them in the end, as it so often does Jesse.
Speaker 1: Two parts. You answered a question about food at a
Speaker 1: wedding reception, But what did you have at yours? And
Speaker 1: as a world famous author, what's the best brand of
Speaker 1: crayon for color? For writing? That's not very nice one
Speaker 1: The book has actually been written on a computer. Two.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what we added our wedding reception. I
Speaker 1: do remember, though, we were super into NFL football at
Speaker 1: the time. I was a Giants fan, so we did
Speaker 1: a football themed reception. It was very classy. Everyone had
Speaker 1: to bring a football jersey and they put out no
Speaker 1: Chrissy was awesome, and they put on EyeBlack and my
Speaker 1: father in law dressed up like a referee and he
Speaker 1: had a yellow flag and a whistle and he'd throw
Speaker 1: the flag at people and blow the whistle all night.
Speaker 1: Oh it was great, Chris. To this day people will
Speaker 1: bring up how much fun it was. I hate stuffy
Speaker 1: weddings and stuffy receptions. I don't remember what we had.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was early low end because that's
Speaker 1: what we wanted and we didn't have a big budget anyway. Look,
Speaker 1: there wasn't no fifty thousand dollar wedding here in the
Speaker 1: Kelly household. I think we spent four grand maybe on
Speaker 1: the wedding, something like that, to which I thought it
Speaker 1: was a lot of money. Dear world famous author, do
Speaker 1: you think anything will actually come out of the hearings
Speaker 1: that take place on Capitol Hill? Her name is Kim No,
Speaker 1: not really, but that's not I'm putting down the hearings
Speaker 1: out of this Congress. You're not going to get actual
Speaker 1: things that are done. You're going to have hearings, But
Speaker 1: remember this hearings are now coming with the threat of teeth.
Speaker 1: Those teeth probably won't come, but that tells you we
Speaker 1: are moving closer towards the correct position of having teeth.
Speaker 1: The low TGOP is never going to be as anti
Speaker 1: communist as you are. It's going to take us time
Speaker 1: to drag them along. It just is. It's gonna take time.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be overnight. It's not gonna be as
Speaker 1: fast as you or I want, or as fast as
Speaker 1: we need. But it's gonna take time. All right. You
Speaker 1: have a happy Saint Patty's Day, have a safe weekend,
Speaker 1: put the phone away, get away from politics for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. I'm gonna go drink bourbon and salute
Speaker 1: my people. That's all