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Speaker 1: Rando tries to kick me out of the mall while

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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant for relaxing, saying I'm the a hole. So

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Speaker 1: here's what I did, Sam predictions a hole angel.

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Speaker 2: I think op called hall, blurt mall, cop on them

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Speaker 2: and and and just destroyed the person disturbing the peace.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you got a Paul Blart, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You gotta Paul Blart it.

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Speaker 1: We'll see how blurted this man gets.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, blurt me daddy.

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Speaker 1: I am currently eight months pregnant, and because of that,

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Speaker 1: I often get quite tired when I stand or walk

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Speaker 1: for long periods of time. Yesterday afternoon, I was craving

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Speaker 1: ice cream, so I drove to the nearby shopping center

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Speaker 1: to visit my favorite ice cream shop. But fortunately the

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Speaker 1: place was quite crowded and all the tables surrounding the shop,

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Speaker 1: as well as some nearby sofas, were taken because of that.

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Speaker 1: After getting my ice cream, I decided to sit on

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Speaker 1: one of the two massage chairs that were close and

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Speaker 1: smack down on it.

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Speaker 2: There delicious, And are the massage chairs actually even that

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Speaker 2: like comfy?

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Speaker 1: You know that?

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Speaker 2: To me?

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Speaker 1: They're so like with the like robotic like like rocks

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Speaker 1: that they're just like, yeah, just like into you.

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Speaker 2: I haven't used many mall massage chairs though, either.

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Speaker 1: Have I for that reason now. Once I started a

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Speaker 1: smacking down on that snack, I got approached by a

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Speaker 1: couple that was in their late teens or perhaps early twenties.

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Speaker 1: They asked me to get off of the chair.

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Speaker 2: Get thev off, lady, I don't care if you're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Now my titles looking week. I think I know a

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Speaker 1: pickup we need to do, they said, since I wasn't

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Speaker 1: getting a massage, and they wanted to receive a massage together,

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Speaker 1: but I refused.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're such a happy couple, why don't you

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Speaker 2: massage yourselves, dirty freak?

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Speaker 1: Come on, I got this baby. You can't even massage me.

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Speaker 1: You got you got fully formed human hands.

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Speaker 2: Go massage each other's genitals in the bathroom like a

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Speaker 2: normal teenage God, good cravy.

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Speaker 1: Upon hearing the rejection, the girl was not too happy.

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Speaker 1: She told me to stop acting as if I was ill,

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Speaker 1: that just because I was pregnant, the world does not

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Speaker 1: revolve around me, and because I was not paying for

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Speaker 1: a massage, I had no right to be on the chair.

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Speaker 2: There are some facts being spoken here.

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Speaker 1: Some facts are beings.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the massagage chair is a business. So by

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Speaker 2: Parkner her exactly pregnant booty on that chair, that business

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Speaker 2: is losing money.

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Speaker 1: Ooh god, those press suitet dollars and cents.

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Speaker 2: When I get my massage chair Empire. When it not massaging,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna have spikes that just shoot up as soon

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Speaker 2: as it's not going and that we can sit there.

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Speaker 1: The massagers are just like replaced by the spikes. It

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Speaker 1: just goes like back and forth. Pray it doesn't malfunction.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I actually want it to malfunction.

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Speaker 1: So then the woman of the couple asked her partner

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Speaker 1: to get a security guard, and a few moments later

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Speaker 1: he came with such employees. So the law is about

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Speaker 1: to be laid down here this part I was not expecting.

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Speaker 1: The guard ended up taking my side and asked the

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Speaker 1: couple to either take turns for using the second chair

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Speaker 1: or wait for me to finish eating, which I feel

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Speaker 1: like the guard would be like, oh, like, I can't

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Speaker 1: get I can't piss off.

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Speaker 2: The this is a massage chair business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I would assume that they would like

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Speaker 1: side with whoever like the business vendor or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But the massage chair owners don't get any love.

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Speaker 1: They really don't.

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Speaker 2: They're the unsum heroes of the vending machine like kind

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Speaker 2: of business.

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Speaker 1: This all upset the girl quite a bit. She accused

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Speaker 1: me of being selfish and preventing the owner of the

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Speaker 1: chairs from earning money, and left with her partner. I

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Speaker 1: love how she's concerned.

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Speaker 2: Someone who cares, someone that cares about the chairs. Man. Wow,

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Speaker 2: if no one cares about the chairs, and the chairs

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Speaker 2: won't get any love, you know, and the massage train

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Speaker 2: will end.

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Speaker 1: Starting a union for the underappreciated chair owners called Chairs

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Speaker 1: that Care. It's going to beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I think you should, and I think the whole massage

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Speaker 2: to your community will thank you.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome everyone. Here's what we do. We get hydraulic

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Speaker 1: vetting machine and massage chairs. You get a massage while

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Speaker 1: buy a vending machine item, eat it on the massage

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Speaker 1: chair while watching our hydraulic rest videos. That's the ultimate

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Speaker 1: infinite monetization.

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Speaker 2: Luke, Yes, dude, vertically integrated right there, vertically integrated.

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Speaker 1: I think we got something right here. I think so

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Speaker 1: got something. We got something series coming soon now. Upon

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Speaker 1: telling the story to my younger sister. She told me

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Speaker 1: that I should have went to the ice cream stand

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Speaker 1: when the shopping center was less crowd if I wasn't

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Speaker 1: able to eat it while standing. However, my older sister

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Speaker 1: believes that I had the right to sit in the

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Speaker 1: massage chair. All these spots were taken and the couple

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Speaker 1: was being unreasonable because of that. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: I am the a hole in this situation. Everyone I

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Speaker 1: want to know was Op the a hole? Was she

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Speaker 1: the angel? Was the couple the ahole? Angel? Let me know?

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Speaker 1: And what would you do? Sam? The breakdown? What do

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Speaker 1: we think?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Breakdown? Breakdown? Breakdown?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: So I actually think everyone's a little bit of an

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Speaker 2: a hole hair And the reason being, if I'm thinking,

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Speaker 2: if I'm all right, if I'm if I'm like a

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Speaker 2: teenager gulking around the mall, as teenagers often do, and

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Speaker 2: I see a pregnant woman and join her ice cream

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Speaker 2: on one of her massage chairs, it would have the

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Speaker 2: gall to fucking go up to this woman, this pregnant

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Speaker 2: woman enjoying her ice cream, and be like, ook, you

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Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here? Like that's big a hole?

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Speaker 2: Moves and then, like to a lesser extent, I think

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Speaker 2: the op is a little bit in an a hole

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Speaker 2: because I mean she is preventing the chair massage chair

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Speaker 2: of Mafia from earning a couple of bucks off these

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Speaker 2: teenagers by pulopperner booty down and taking up space and

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Speaker 2: not even paying for a massage. I think she's a

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Speaker 2: little bit of an a hole for that too. Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: but the guard is an angel because he's just seeing

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Speaker 2: like a pregnant woman and trying to look out for

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Speaker 2: all pregnant ladies everywhere.

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Speaker 1: So I agree, I forgot about the guard.

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Speaker 2: In conclusion, everyone's an a hole here except the guard.

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Speaker 1: I could never imagine at any stage not just asking

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Speaker 1: the pregnant woman but going so far as to call

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Speaker 1: security to have her move. I mean, that is just so.

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Speaker 2: Intense, absolutely absurd. I can't believe someone would do that.

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Speaker 2: It's absurd.

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Speaker 1: How long does it take to eat an ice cream cone?

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Speaker 1: I suck mine down, so I'm probably not a good

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Speaker 1: good page of it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, I finish my ice cream fast. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. It depends. Like also, like I feel like

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Speaker 2: in a cone there's like a time limit. But if

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Speaker 2: in a little cop not much of a time limit

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Speaker 2: because you can drip down.

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Speaker 1: You know who's a real victim here, Sam who sash

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Speaker 1: chair owners.

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Speaker 2: The massage chair owners. They deserve their moment in the sun. Also,

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Speaker 2: I love I don't know if you've been on this

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Speaker 2: side of TikTok before, but I love all the like

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Speaker 2: young entrepreneurs that have like seven vending machines or like

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Speaker 2: a frickin a little laundromat, and they're all collecting their

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Speaker 2: little quarners and stuff, and like it's like I made

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Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars today. It's it's so satisfying hearing all

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Speaker 2: those quarters cling. A shout out to the coin operated

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Speaker 2: Mafia because your videos give me my ears a little

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Speaker 2: dilation every now and then. Oh goodness, baby, good gravy.

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Speaker 2: But you know what else gives me a little titillation?

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Speaker 2: What this crazy story about teenage girl a water slide

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Speaker 2: and a scale. Oh dear,