1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Hey, sexy club kids, here's a little tease this week's 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: vip Lounge where we talk about Thanksgiving and review several 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: restaurants that get really, really naughty. I get really personal 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: to patreon dot com. So you see the pod to subscribe. 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: Where on the list. What's going on going on? Oh 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: my god, you guys are going to be hearing this 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving, the day after my birthday. Oh shit. Yeah, 8 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: there's a thirty six year old among us on the chat. 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: Right there is old has entered the chat. Yeah. Wow, 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: that's really interesting. So, um, how many kids do you have? Um? Two? 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: How many cars? And two cars? Four dogs? And two 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: of the dogs are on the way. Wow, ye are 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: My golden poodle is pregnant and we are breeding and 14 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: we will be selling puppies for twenty seven hundred dollars 15 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: a pup. Wow. That's amazing and I'll put that back 16 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: into um yeah, postpartum care for my mother. Meanwhile, I'm 17 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 1: subletting my jock strap while I'm out of town for 18 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: two days. Hello, that's what happens when you're thirty five. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: Because I'm thirty five and fucking poor. Um. I used 20 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 1: to shop, Actually, I never shopped I wish, but I 21 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: was too poor even to shop on this website as 22 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: a twelve year old, this website called Angry, Young and 23 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: Poor dot net. Does anyone remember that site like a proto, 24 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 1: like like a really early punk clothing site, and it's 25 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: sold like, you know, kind of oh yeah, like you 26 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: know you your punk jeans, your plaid jeans, strip and 27 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: my sea bought bondage pants, hoodies, T shirts, patches, stud belts, 28 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: stud belts. But is that thing where it was like belts. 29 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: I feel like the pants were still see you and 30 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: I both had I never I never had a seatbeltblty, 31 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: you didn't know. You just didn't because you're more Steff 32 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: Cohen and I was. I had stud and then I 33 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: had the one with just like the holes that was 34 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: a little bit seatbelt material. Yeah okay, the one with 35 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: the holes was so avril of you. You were so 36 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: averl oh please, I never wear a tie and a 37 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: tank top. You I did, Like, I feel like it 38 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: was very that meme that Elon posted about Trump, like 39 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: wanting to like reach for Twitter you looking at tie 40 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: over tank being like should I I want you? I wish? 41 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: I can't. Where do I get tank tops? Okay, so 42 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: this vip lounge, I have two to three restaurants sush 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: food reviews that I want to go over. Okay, I 44 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: did go to a Northern Italian restaurant in Park Slope. 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: You went out to eat. You know, here's a tip 46 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: for me as a mom of seven. Yeah, how to 47 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: save money is it's honestly best have a friend over 48 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: instead of martini. I'm trying to do. But then when 49 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: someone invites you to dinner, you can't say no, I'm 50 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: too poor. That's mortifying. So you have to say yes 51 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: and you can just be that budget girl. Hey, I'm 52 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: actually at my restaurant budget for the week. Um, I 53 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: imagine anything more mortifying. I'd rather I'd rather move back 54 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: in with my parents and tell someone I'm at your 55 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 1: restaurant budget for the week. All right, let's watch the 56 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: td dwindle then. So I also went back to Rollos 57 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: for the first time since Okay, sorry waked me up 58 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,119 Speaker 1: when you bade the bill. Okay, you know what our 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: listeners want to know because they like how honest I 60 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: was about how Rollers did me wrong. And they've been 61 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: in probation for the best six months, and I think 62 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: that they knew and it was a little awkward and 63 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about that one right now. Okay, 64 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: so how is the Northern Italian. Subscribe on patreon dot 65 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: com slash CBC the Pod to get more content like that, 66 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: every single week for only five dollars a month.