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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frank Mornings,

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Speaker 1: I'm for your brand new phone prank, And today our

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Speaker 1: listener Taylor wants to set up her husband because they

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Speaker 1: both got blood work done and Taylor found out that

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Speaker 1: she's pregnant. Yeah awesome, thanks so much. Yeah, but she's

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Speaker 1: a really good wife, so she wanted to break the

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Speaker 1: news by confusing the crap out of her husband by

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Speaker 1: having the doctor's call and tell him that he's actually

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Speaker 1: pregnant and he can look forward to nine months of fun.

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Speaker 1: It's a miracle. I wish he could actually carry this baby. Well,

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Speaker 1: before we call him, how do you think he's going

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Speaker 1: to react? He gets really frustrated when he's confused, and

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Speaker 1: we'll probably want to murder someone for ruining this huge surprise. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well let's get murdered. I'm gonna call him right now.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hey, Pete Akins over a medical group.

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Speaker 1: Is this Trace? Well, Trace, I hope you're sitting down

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Speaker 1: because we got your blood work back, and oh my,

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Speaker 1: have I got news for you? Sitting down everything? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what kind of depends I guess Trace, I'll have to say,

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Speaker 1: is we got your blood work back and whoa, we

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Speaker 1: found something big. Your life is about to change. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's over pretty much? Wait wait wait l L life

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Speaker 1: that knows over? What does that mean? You know what? Shoot? Trace,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm getting another call. I gotta put your

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Speaker 1: on hold real quick. Okay, no, no, no, you can't

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Speaker 1: just tell me you got my results in. My life

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Speaker 1: was over, doctor Trea. I'm trying to deliver a baby.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hello? Wait, that's enough out

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Speaker 1: of you. Can someone give that woman's a morphine? Actually

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Speaker 1: know what's true? It could give me the morphine? Enough girl?

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Speaker 1: Um now who is this? Uh? This? This is? This

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Speaker 1: is Trace and I got in the middle of delivering

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Speaker 1: a baby. No, no, my name is Okay, I say

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Speaker 1: leave it down, can you don't? Don't push yet, don't

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Speaker 1: push hold on. I'm gonna go. I gotta go. Caming

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Speaker 1: it medical billing. This is pork. Wait wait, what do

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Speaker 1: you say pork for medical billing? Your name is Cork?

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, Why would I be lying? Why? Of

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Speaker 1: course pork is my name? Are you making fun of

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Speaker 1: my name? No? No, no, no, no, no. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a problem a problem with it. I just as

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Speaker 1: I had some test results, and then I think someone

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Speaker 1: to tell me what is going on? Do you have

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Speaker 1: a problem with my name? Because it's short for port Gesture,

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Speaker 1: which is also my great grandfather's name, And if you

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Speaker 1: have a problem with it, I'll have his dead ask

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Speaker 1: him haunt you? WHOA? What is happening? Guess what? I

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Speaker 1: have zero time for this pork out? Hey? Who Tracey?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about the weight there? Sorry about that? What is

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Speaker 1: going on? I don't know what you're talking about. I

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Speaker 1: just had to take a phone call real quick. Did

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Speaker 1: someone else pick you up and tell you the news?

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Speaker 1: I hope they didn't tell you the news because I

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Speaker 1: am I'm gonna be real angry as somebody broke the

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Speaker 1: news to you. I wanted to get you the blood results. Wait,

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Speaker 1: does the guy first talk to you? Right? Yeah, Pete Haikins,

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Speaker 1: pleasure to be at your service. I'm the guy that

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Speaker 1: called you first with the blood test results, and I

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Speaker 1: am going to be super mad if somebody else got

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Speaker 1: to share the news because I wanted to deliver those

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Speaker 1: results to you myself. I love it. I'm excited excited

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Speaker 1: about I'm talking about the fact that you're pregnant. Hello, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant. Yes, yeah, I'm looking at your test

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Speaker 1: results right here. You are pregnant. Congratulations. Hey, I'm a male.

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Speaker 1: I can't get pregnant. You an idiot. Oh shoot, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I just noticed. You're a man and you

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Speaker 1: can't get pregnant. I just told you that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess you did. Oh you know what, I read it wrong.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Taylor's pregnant. What she's not? Well, I'll just

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Speaker 1: let her tell you then. Yeah, babe, we're pregnant with

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Speaker 1: Wait what babe? Hey, what's up? Man? This is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. That's actually a phone prank. My name's Jewel Minds.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace now, and your wife's on the phone

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Speaker 1: because she wanted to let you know that she's bread. Congratulations, congrats.

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Speaker 1: Who Yeah, I am The Jewel Show on demand.