WEBVTT - Bonus Episode: Untitled Warhammer 40,000 Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>All Zone Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey everyone, Joe here. I also host the Alliance at

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<v Speaker 2>by Donkeys podcast, a military history podcast. We talk about

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<v Speaker 2>all eras of history, trying to make things funny and interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And if that sounds cool to you, you can come

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<v Speaker 2>see us live May twenty ninth at the Rich Mix

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<v Speaker 2>in London. There will be tickets available for live show

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<v Speaker 2>and a ticket available for live streaming with video on

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<v Speaker 2>demand so you can watch it later. So get your

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<v Speaker 2>tickets now. They will be in the show notes and

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<v Speaker 2>I hope to see you there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, welcome back to Well. This is the Behind the

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<v Speaker 3>Bastard's feed and this is normally where you get new

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<v Speaker 3>episodes Behind the Bastard's but every now and then we

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<v Speaker 3>try something new. And in the not too distant future,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm planning to be launching a new podcast with my

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<v Speaker 3>friend and fellow Giant nerd Joe Kasabian, also a fellow

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<v Speaker 3>podcaster or Hey Joe, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey buddy, it's good to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and we're wanting to do We're planning to do

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<v Speaker 3>a podcast on Warhammer forty thousand, which is a game

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<v Speaker 3>system that some of you are probably aware of and

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<v Speaker 3>others of you maybe aren't. I think a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people know about this now it's reached kind of a

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<v Speaker 3>point of cultural critical mass. I think a significant chunk

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<v Speaker 3>of people on the Internet are just kind of casually

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<v Speaker 3>aware it exists in a way that they weren't when

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<v Speaker 3>we were kids and started playing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred percent. I remember back when I first

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<v Speaker 2>heard about Warhammer through the books, like nobody really knew

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<v Speaker 2>what it was other than other people that would fall

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<v Speaker 2>into that fan zone. But now anybody who doesn't even

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<v Speaker 2>know it's a miniature, maybe they know it from like

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<v Speaker 2>the Total War games or whatever. Yeah, it's definitely the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest it's ever been.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I the podcast, we'll you know, talk later

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<v Speaker 3>about what exactly the podcast kind of things the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>will be covering, But this episode, I specifically wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about the intersection of Warhammer forty k and like

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<v Speaker 3>pop culture and pop politics in the United States and elsewhere,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's one of having a surprisingly large impact on

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<v Speaker 3>like the way people communicate on the Internet and the

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<v Speaker 3>way people talk about Donald Trump in particular, that's really weird.

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<v Speaker 3>But before we get into that, because I think that's

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<v Speaker 3>the thing that's going to be relevant to everybody, even

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<v Speaker 3>the people who you know aren't into the game at

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<v Speaker 3>least can get something out of this stuff, which is

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<v Speaker 3>why we're putting this up as our teaser episode in

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<v Speaker 3>the Bastard's Feed. But before we do that, Joe, you've

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<v Speaker 3>got a book to plug.

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<v Speaker 2>I do my debut gunpowder fantasy novel, The Highlands Burn

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<v Speaker 2>comes out May twenty ninth, so you can pre order

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<v Speaker 2>it now, which is the best time to get it,

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<v Speaker 2>so when you when it arrives it'll be nice and.

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<v Speaker 3>Fresh, excellent. Well, everyone one should do that, and everyone

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<v Speaker 3>should listen to the episode, which you have no choice

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<v Speaker 3>but to listen to because I'm going to start reading

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<v Speaker 3>it to you and you're already listening to the podcast, right. So,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're at all into social media and up to

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<v Speaker 3>date on the current political hors of our age, you've

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<v Speaker 3>probably heard President Donald Trump referred to as God Emperor Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>Currently that phrase alone returns about four million results on Google,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is a reference to Warhammer forty thousand in

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<v Speaker 3>forty k as its fans call it. The God Emperor

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<v Speaker 3>is the founder in deity of the Imperium, a vast

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<v Speaker 3>million world empire that includes nearly all human beings. He

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<v Speaker 3>was once a mighty warrior and a deadbeat dad, but

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<v Speaker 3>he spent the last ten thousand years or so hooked

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<v Speaker 3>up to life support. So you can already see. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>the guy likes gold. He's always covered in gold, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's a terrible father. So you can see why Donald

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<v Speaker 3>Trump gets compared to him from time to time.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Hey, I mean recently Trump posted a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>himself as Jesus Christ, so maybe he's maybe starting to

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<v Speaker 2>buy miniatures.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right. And the Emperor, being a being

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<v Speaker 3>who's lived tens of thousands of years, is kind of

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<v Speaker 3>insinuated to maybe have been Jesus or at least somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who like profited, you know, was influential in starting the

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<v Speaker 3>early Church. He's been insinuated to have been basically everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, getting beyond that, if you haven't don't

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<v Speaker 3>know anything about Warhammer and you just heard the phrase

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<v Speaker 3>God Emperor Trump, you probably didn't think too much about

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<v Speaker 3>it outside of like, oh, people are being weird about

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<v Speaker 3>politics again in the United States, right, can you? It

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't be right. Trump is kind of a singular figure

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<v Speaker 3>when it comes to global media attention, so it's not

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<v Speaker 3>all that noteworthy that fans of a game would reference

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<v Speaker 3>him in memes. What makes this one unique is that

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<v Speaker 3>people using the phrase and spreading memes about it are

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<v Speaker 3>kind of as likely to be mocking the president as

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<v Speaker 3>praising him. It's a real Schrodinger situation, and this aspect

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<v Speaker 3>of it is really well embodied by something very funny

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<v Speaker 3>that happened on February eleventh, twenty nineteen, over in Italy.

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<v Speaker 3>The Via Reggio Carnival is an event held in via Reggio,

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<v Speaker 3>a city in Tuscany, and has been a yearly parade

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<v Speaker 3>in celebration since eighteen seventy three. It started when a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of rich guys decided to make a parade with

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<v Speaker 3>floats that would help put the city on the map

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<v Speaker 3>in a cultural sense, and rather than funding the parade themselves,

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<v Speaker 3>they push to increase taxes on working class citizens and

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<v Speaker 3>poor people protested by wearing masks and presumably committing petty crimes. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So you've got like a classic story here. It really

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<v Speaker 3>is a beautiful thing. I love a good carnival, And

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<v Speaker 3>kind of the key feature of this is there's these

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<v Speaker 3>huge paper machet floats, the largest of which weighs like

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<v Speaker 3>forty tons that people make spend the year making. There's

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<v Speaker 3>are massive things, they're the size of buildings. And then

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<v Speaker 3>like walk through the street, right, and there are drive

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<v Speaker 3>through the street I think now, and there's these big

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<v Speaker 3>drunken parties and everybody wears masks and it's a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>About half a million people attend each year. And twenty

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen was like any other year, except that the pride

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<v Speaker 3>of the was a sixty five foot tall sculpture of

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<v Speaker 3>Donald Trump as the God Emperor.

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<v Speaker 2>Of maid Joe, would you showed me this picture? I

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<v Speaker 2>lost my shit. I had never seen this.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be the thumbnail image of this. This one's not

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a video episode because it's a special one,

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<v Speaker 3>but I do kind of want people to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you just google like Trump God Emperor, float, parade

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<v Speaker 3>float or something like that, you'll see pictures and it

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<v Speaker 3>really is something. It's massive, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to be into the planning meeting on

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<v Speaker 2>that one, because you know, it took a small to

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<v Speaker 2>medium sized team to build this monster. Yes, someone had

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<v Speaker 2>to pitch that idea to the rest of them and

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<v Speaker 2>explain exactly what the fuck it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was several people's whole year. The guy behind it

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<v Speaker 3>is artist Fabrizio Golly, who created it as a critique

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<v Speaker 3>of Trump's presidency. Some of this is obvious if you

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<v Speaker 3>like really look at the details of the statue. There

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<v Speaker 3>are like four blue twitter birds flying around the sword

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<v Speaker 3>handle the Emperor. Like this is based on off of

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<v Speaker 3>like a drawing in several drawings of the Emperor where

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<v Speaker 3>which is these guys wearing huge a huge golden suit

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<v Speaker 3>of power armour with like eagle's wings on it. He's

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<v Speaker 3>got a massive flaming sword. Everything about him is gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Often he has glorious long flowing hair, the kind that

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<v Speaker 3>Trump doesn't. But yeah, in the float this big Sordi had,

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<v Speaker 3>there's like twitter birds flying around the handle, which Fabrizio

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<v Speaker 3>put there to make the point that Trump had weaponized

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<v Speaker 3>Twitter against his enemies. And written on the blade in

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<v Speaker 3>Italian was the phrase your taxes and your duties, and

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<v Speaker 3>the specific way that these were written in Italian was

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<v Speaker 3>meant to be like bring up a different phrase, which

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<v Speaker 3>Galley summarized as meaning, here's your fucking tariffs, right, like

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<v Speaker 3>that's the blade is the tariffs, which is kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like prescient that he really picked those out as being

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<v Speaker 3>a weapon in a way, they weren't nearly as much

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<v Speaker 3>in twenty nineteen as they are now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it still kind of works as a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of imperial propaganda. Yeah, Like this is one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 2>something that that the Emperor would have said to like

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<v Speaker 2>a planet in revolt, like here's your.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's your fucking tariffs with a literal sword. Yeah, Fabrizio

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<v Speaker 3>said of this quote, it's a joke, but in fact

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<v Speaker 3>he's trying to destroy nations with the economy instead of

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<v Speaker 3>nuclear missiles. This is one of the strongest actions let's

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<v Speaker 3>say that powerful people like Trump can use. So we'll

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<v Speaker 3>go back to Fabrizio in a bit. But what's relevant

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<v Speaker 3>to my point here is the point I was making

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<v Speaker 3>earlier is that as soon as pictures of this float

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<v Speaker 3>get online, they go viral. People are sharing this like crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>and Fabrizio's meaning sailed right over a lot of people's heads.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to quote now from an article in Time.

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<v Speaker 3>Many conservative commentators on Twitter appeared to interpret the float

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<v Speaker 3>as a tribute to Trump. Several tweeted that was a

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<v Speaker 3>parade for Trump. Emerald Robinson, the White House correspondent for

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<v Speaker 3>right wing Channel one American News wrote, this carnival in

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<v Speaker 3>Italy looks a lot more fun than the Thanksgiving Day

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<v Speaker 3>parade in New York. Just look at this Trump float.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah incredible. Everybody knows it can't be a Trump float

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<v Speaker 2>because it wasn't sponsored by coinbase or right like.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, no one was selling crypto. It was twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>It couldn't have been affiliated with Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, nobody could rug pull the parade.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I do you know if the Emperor was

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<v Speaker 3>a real character, he's got to be a lie. He's

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<v Speaker 3>he should be alive then, because he's like thirty thou

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<v Speaker 3>forty thousand years old when the game starts, which means

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<v Speaker 3>theoretically the Emperor could have bought in fts. Right, that's true,

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<v Speaker 3>his madness could be entirely driven by all of his

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<v Speaker 3>apes getting stolen. He set him down the.

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<v Speaker 2>Path the thing that really drove him to combat chaos.

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<v Speaker 2>If someone tried to explain the concept of a slurp

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<v Speaker 2>juice to him.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I got a ruled humanity. You people can't cover yourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, you can't be fucking trusted.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so Warhammer forty thousand and the God Emperor character

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<v Speaker 3>have existed since the nineteen eighties. For most of the

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<v Speaker 3>time that the game has existed, it's been a fairly

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<v Speaker 3>obscure pastime. It requires a lot of money in order

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<v Speaker 3>to actually play the game, and it used to require

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of money just to like buy all of

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<v Speaker 3>the books and guides that would teach you anything about

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<v Speaker 3>the game at all. But social media and video games

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<v Speaker 3>have introduced forty K to the masses in a way that, like,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have to spend a lot or even any

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<v Speaker 3>money to at least consume the lore. A lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people who are fans have never played the game. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe they play some video games, but a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people just like watch hours of YouTube videos, and those

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube videos are largely regurgitating decades worth of lore that

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<v Speaker 3>have been like written and stored in websites or put

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<v Speaker 3>in wikis. Like that's all. That's the hobby to quite

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<v Speaker 3>a few people who call themselves fans, and so as

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<v Speaker 3>a result, when the long simmering US culture war ignited

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<v Speaker 3>the world of gaming a year or so prior to

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<v Speaker 3>the start of the Trump campaign, forty K became a

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<v Speaker 3>battleground too. The fact that the imperium that the god

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<v Speaker 3>Emperor ruled was in the text of the game a

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<v Speaker 3>fascist state, which was you know, largely the subject of

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<v Speaker 3>satire in thee made it kind of an obvious inspiration

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<v Speaker 3>for white nationalists looking to hide propaganda in memes.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>The fact that, like, people who were playing forty K

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<v Speaker 3>were usually playing one of the factions affiliated with this

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<v Speaker 3>evil fascist space space Empire. Even though the game was

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<v Speaker 3>satirizing the evil fascist space Empire, part of it all

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<v Speaker 3>meant that there was like some room wiggle room for

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<v Speaker 3>folks to get in and try to like propagandize to people.

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<v Speaker 2>The all they need is a tiny bit. There's always

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<v Speaker 2>enough wiggle room. It's like a mouse smashing itself under

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<v Speaker 2>a door. There's nothing you can do.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right, especially since like it's it's part of its

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<v Speaker 3>wiggle room, and part of it's like, well, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you like Angry young men who aren't great at like

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<v Speaker 3>being socialized to do well? They spend way too much

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<v Speaker 3>time playing games. I say, as an angry young man

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<v Speaker 3>who wasn't well socialized, but it was, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sensing myself in these comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, playing a lot of Warhammer, right, and hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>well socialized now and I still love Warhammer.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, goddamn right, which is always wild to because

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<v Speaker 2>Warhammer's inherently a social game. It is like even with

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<v Speaker 2>all the video games or whatever. If that's how you

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<v Speaker 2>want to consume it, great, But the second you cross

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<v Speaker 2>that line and start buying mini is you have to

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<v Speaker 2>go into a room and start talking to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at some point you're going to have to be

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<v Speaker 3>around other people if you really want to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>So God Emperor Trump memes started spreading on four Chan

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<v Speaker 3>back in twenty fifteen, right around the same time Trump

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<v Speaker 3>announced his campaign, and December twenty fifth, twenty fifteen, a

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<v Speaker 3>YouTuber named Talent uploaded a video that collected a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of early memes, entitled it Donald Trump Emperor of Mankind.

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<v Speaker 3>Talent was a very small time creator. We're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>a thousand subscribers, but this particular video broke half a

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<v Speaker 3>million views, and part of it, like the imagery in

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<v Speaker 3>the video, is there's a famous piece of art from

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<v Speaker 3>the lore of the game. That's the emperor fighting his

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<v Speaker 3>son who betrayed him, over the body of one of

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<v Speaker 3>his other sons that was murdered by the betrayers. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a very famous drawing and they just included that, but

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<v Speaker 3>they hadn't swapped out the Emperor with Donald Trump very crudely,

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<v Speaker 3>and I believe Hillary Clinton was playing the role of Horace,

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<v Speaker 3>his evil son. I'll do a screen share so you

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<v Speaker 3>can see this, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very confusing.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a real beautiful find. I think that's Hillary

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<v Speaker 3>in there. Yeah, that's Hillary.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's Hillary. That's Hillary.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's a there's Donald.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would have thought? Who would have thought that Donald

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<v Speaker 2>Trump was Hillary Clinton's gene seed father.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it is implied the meme because again, this is

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<v Speaker 3>his son, who is the evil he's fighting. So yes,

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<v Speaker 3>this kind of is implying that Hillary Clinton was created

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<v Speaker 3>by Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's absolutely towering over him.

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<v Speaker 3>She was way cooler. She just killed an angel. It's

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<v Speaker 3>pretty sweet. So the meme broke. The God Emperor meme

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<v Speaker 3>broke mainstream awareness in twenty sixteen when New York Times

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<v Speaker 3>reporter Jonathan Weisman wrote about the hate mail and threats

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<v Speaker 3>that he received online from Trump supporters. Quote from that article,

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<v Speaker 3>the anti Semitic hate, much of it from self identified

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<v Speaker 3>Donald J. Trump supporters, hasn't stopped since Trump God Emperor

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<v Speaker 3>sent me the Nazi iconography of the shiftless hook nosed

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<v Speaker 3>jew I was served in an image of the geists of Auschwitz.

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<v Speaker 3>The famous words are bite, mocked, fry replaced without irony

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<v Speaker 3>with maccin America.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 3>So again, this guy and this journalist like Weiseman doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>recognize that this guy's making a warhammer reference or at

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<v Speaker 3>least right about Yeah, it's just like the the username

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<v Speaker 3>of the guy messaging him, and again like why would

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<v Speaker 3>he have right, Like if you don't, like, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>assume Trump God Emperor is someone referencing a video game.

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<v Speaker 3>You just in this context, you just assume it's a

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<v Speaker 3>crazy fascist.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But about two months after that column came out,

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<v Speaker 3>a writer with the Huffington Post, Nico Pitney, wrote an

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<v Speaker 3>article about the growing Trump God Emperor meme phenomenon quote

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<v Speaker 3>among Trump's active online supporters, the nickname is now commonplace.

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<v Speaker 3>The post announcing Trump's participation in the Q and A

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<v Speaker 3>heralded our God Emperor, and a search of the phrase

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<v Speaker 3>returned over two hundred posts in the day after Trump's appearance.

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<v Speaker 3>Some forum members say God Emperor is simply a tongue

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<v Speaker 3>in cheek attempt to rile up Trump opponents who fear

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<v Speaker 3>he would be a strong man as president. The term

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<v Speaker 3>is attributed variously to God Emperor, characters in the science

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<v Speaker 3>fiction series Dune and a tabletop game called Warhammer forty thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>We know he can't literally be one, wrote member in

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<v Speaker 3>New Jersey nine oh eight, but the phrase whip people

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<v Speaker 3>into a frenzy saying that we literally want a dictator.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, okay. Funding that marketing back then.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was nicer back then when they had to

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<v Speaker 3>pretend it was a bit and I do lo well

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<v Speaker 3>it could be Dune, Well, Dune, it could be, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not. Warhammer is kind of like a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>Warhammer was originally ripping off Dune, and the Emperor characters

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<v Speaker 3>based heavily on on Leo A. Trades Right, Like there's yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's certainly like like Warhammer is essentially all of the

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<v Speaker 3>sci fi that was bigg in the nineteen eighties and

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<v Speaker 3>before getting put into a blender and like merged together

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<v Speaker 3>right with.

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<v Speaker 2>Thatch, right uk, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>As we'll talk about yes, so like the journalist there

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<v Speaker 3>is correct that like, yeah, I mean they could have been,

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<v Speaker 3>but in this case they definitely weren't. They were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about the Emperor from forty k Now, a big part

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<v Speaker 3>of the appeal of the god Emperor character for these

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<v Speaker 3>people is that he was explicitly in the lore of

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<v Speaker 3>the game genocidal. The way the backstory goes, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Warmer forty thousand is set in the forty first millennium,

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<v Speaker 3>like like thirty nine or zero thousand years into the future,

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<v Speaker 3>but in the lore of the game, and like the

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<v Speaker 3>year thirty thousand or so, about ten thousand years before

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<v Speaker 3>the current day of the setting. The Emperor, while he

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<v Speaker 3>was still alive and healthy, launched a great crusade after

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<v Speaker 3>unifying Earth. You know, there had been a big space

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<v Speaker 3>empire before, but it all crashed after the Ai, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>went crazy and fucked everything up. So Earth was just

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<v Speaker 3>like this warring mess of techno barbarians and shit. And

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<v Speaker 3>the Emperor takes over. He unifies Earth, and he makes

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of gene modified super soldiers called space Marines,

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<v Speaker 3>and he sends them out into the galaxy to commit

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<v Speaker 3>mass genocide against all of the different alien species that

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<v Speaker 3>he considered a threat in any human world. That wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>bend the need to him, right, They just do thousands

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<v Speaker 3>of genocides out in the galaxy. They take over like

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<v Speaker 3>a million worlds, and this all does end badly for

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<v Speaker 3>the Emperor, like his sons, who were his main generals

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<v Speaker 3>that he had created in a lab to eventually a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of them betray them and he's badly wounded and

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<v Speaker 3>has to be on like this life support system forever

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<v Speaker 3>and ever, which leads to the nightmare future that the

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<v Speaker 3>game itself is set in. But the fact that like

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<v Speaker 3>none of this works for the Emperor, and that again

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<v Speaker 3>kinda in the lore, you're not supposed to be like, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>the Emperor, what a good guy who was doing a

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<v Speaker 3>good thing. You're supposed to be like, oh, he's just

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<v Speaker 3>like wiping people out for no reason, Like he was

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<v Speaker 3>just a real real dick. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>People always like to say like, oh, it's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and nobody's good in the world of Warhammer Force, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>which the other crue yes, but specifically the Imperium is horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely horrible. And in the books about this genocide,

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<v Speaker 3>there's like moments where your favorite characters are wiping out

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<v Speaker 3>a species and like the last members of the species

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<v Speaker 3>will be like, we just wanted to be left alone,

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<v Speaker 3>Like these are. They're not subtle, like the writers are

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<v Speaker 3>not super subtle about them being the baddies.

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<v Speaker 2>Say what you will about Warhammer forty k, but subtle

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<v Speaker 2>is not one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Subtle is not something you can apply to this game. However,

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<v Speaker 3>some people fail to see the broader message in the

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<v Speaker 3>lore and just hone in on the things that appeal

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<v Speaker 3>to them. And there's a great four Chan post I

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<v Speaker 3>found from dis the I think July twenty first, twenty fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>where someone posts a picture and it's yet another one

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<v Speaker 3>of those like photoshop things where you've got like Donald

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<v Speaker 3>Trump in the place of a space marine. Year is

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<v Speaker 3>now forty thousand. Trump turned out to be the God

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<v Speaker 3>Emperor and initiated the imperium of man killing Xenos all day,

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<v Speaker 3>every day in his honor. Life is good. Get like

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<v Speaker 3>in the game, things aren't good in the forty first millennium.

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<v Speaker 3>The Emperor's stuck in a life support chair and everyone

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<v Speaker 3>worships him even though he was a major atheist, and

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<v Speaker 3>everything's falling apart all the time. Life is not in

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<v Speaker 3>fact good.

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<v Speaker 2>And anywhere the space Marines came from is by design terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, they're abducted child soldiers who are like genetically

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<v Speaker 3>enhanced so they can go crack down on rebellions against

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<v Speaker 3>the state. They're not like, it's not a like, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a fun game. There's a lot of like

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<v Speaker 3>the lore is interesting and the models are cool, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're not supposed to think, boy, I wish I lived

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<v Speaker 3>in that world. That would be silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if RFK Junior got the keys to the space

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<v Speaker 2>marine program.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>He's already got a strategic stockpile of trend and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>butter ready to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's the first step towards having space marines.

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<v Speaker 3>Should just let RFK cook up like whatever kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like mammal penis based potion he can to invent the

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<v Speaker 3>extra organs that make you a super soldier.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck, he's America's Firth, like a first neo apothecary.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right. Yeah, he's the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 3>techno barbarian tries. So the very first edition of Warhammer

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<v Speaker 3>forty thousand, which was was called Warhammer forty thousand Rogue Trader.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a tabletop wargame published first in nineteen eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Before eighty seven, it's manufacturer Games Workshop published a wide

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<v Speaker 3>array of board games and miniatures, most of which were

0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:43.960
<v Speaker 3>focused around fantasy wargaming and role playing. Tabletop wargangs have

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<v Speaker 3>a long history. The ancient Greeks were talking thousands of

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, had a game called Patea where players would

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<v Speaker 3>simulate FEALANX combat using game pieces and some sort of

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<v Speaker 3>rules system. I don't think we actually have the rules,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't actually know that much about it. But

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<v Speaker 3>they did have a dice.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they need it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're kind of dice.

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<v Speaker 1>We know.

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<v Speaker 3>The Romans had d twenties, I mean theoretically, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and there was like it was for military training. It

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<v Speaker 3>was to help people who are going to be like

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<v Speaker 3>officers I think sometimes figure like learn the ropes and

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<v Speaker 3>whatnot and learn to think strategically. The Romans, being Romans,

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<v Speaker 3>plagiarized the Greeks and made their own wargames, which were

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<v Speaker 3>similar but often much more complicated. The earliest form of chess,

0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 3>which is a tabletop wargame, was created in India, and

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<v Speaker 3>like the six hundreds, I think, and I think that

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<v Speaker 3>the sixteen hundreds is when you start to get like

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<v Speaker 3>modern chess. And by the eighteen hundreds and early nineteen hundreds,

0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:41.400
<v Speaker 3>people had started selling and marketing wargames with little lead soldiers,

0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:45.720
<v Speaker 3>often simulating Napoleonic combat or like American Civil War combat.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is when you start to get wargames that

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<v Speaker 3>at least you could recognize at a glance as the

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<v Speaker 3>same kind of thing as Warhammer, where you've got two

0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:56.560
<v Speaker 3>dudes and they're pushing little models of soldiers around a table,

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<v Speaker 3>right like that, that's kind of when that comes into being.

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<v Speaker 3>Games Workshop had been founded in nineteen seventy five by

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<v Speaker 3>three friends who loved these first stirrings of nerd culture

0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:09.200
<v Speaker 3>and wanted to make and sell games of their own.

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<v Speaker 3>The first edition of Warkhammer, which is now called Warhammer Fantasy,

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<v Speaker 3>came out in nineteen eighty three. In nineteen eighty six,

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<v Speaker 3>Games Workshop published an issue of their company magazine, White Dwarf,

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<v Speaker 3>that featured an Orc model carrying a banner with the

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<v Speaker 3>face of Margaret Thatcher then the Prime Minister of the

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:27.760
<v Speaker 3>UK painted on it and the piece was labeled Maggie's

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<v Speaker 3>Death Banner. And there's a show with PHO. It's fucking great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>first off, pretty good paint job like this. It's a credible,

0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:39.840
<v Speaker 3>credibly painted Orc and that's just straight up Margaret Thatcher's

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<v Speaker 3>face on a banner with like a severed hand on

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<v Speaker 3>the top.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, that's good, And like the orc's understanding of

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<v Speaker 2>technology is pretty much Margaret Thatcher's understanding of how economics work. Right, Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>if you privatize it a go fast though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right. Article for The Gamer, Ben Sledge writes.

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<v Speaker 3>She later appeared she being Thatcher in the Evil Within

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<v Speaker 3>a campaign for Warhammer Fantasy roleplay. The name of the

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<v Speaker 3>campaign itself is a reference to one of Thatcher's speeches,

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<v Speaker 3>where she infamously said we have always to be aware

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<v Speaker 3>of the enemy within, which is much more difficult to

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<v Speaker 3>fight and more dangerous to liberty. She was, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>talking about the striking miners who feared for their livelihood

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<v Speaker 3>and lavelhoods in the face of countless mind closures under

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<v Speaker 3>her regime. The Impress Margaretha also spelled Magreeta, is a

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<v Speaker 3>clear satirical representation of Thatcher ascending to power in nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>seventy nine, the same year as the British Prime Minister.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, it gets better. Ian mcgrecor leads an army of

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<v Speaker 3>Orcs against Arca, Zarguls, Dwarfs who themselves are suffering miners.

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<v Speaker 3>If those names aren't recognizable to you. Ian McGregor was

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<v Speaker 3>responsible for shutting down Countless Minds under Thatcher's orders, and

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<v Speaker 3>Arthur Scargill was the leader of the National Union of

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<v Speaker 3>Mineworkers during the strikes in nineteen eighty four and nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>eighty five, who later founded the Socialist Labour Party. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's not subtle.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to unionize the dwarves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, all dwarves are unionized, as are the sponsors

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<v Speaker 3>for this podcast. Unless they're not, I have really no

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<v Speaker 3>way of knowing. And we're back. So I think that

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<v Speaker 3>has established politics and political satire was kind of embedded

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<v Speaker 3>in the foundations of Warhammer from the beginning, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but it was also more a thing in fantasy than

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<v Speaker 3>forty K. As Sledge notes in his article after nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>eighty seven, the people making Warhammer forty thousand, I think

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<v Speaker 3>in part because forty k really started to take off

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<v Speaker 3>and they were like, oh, this could actually be big.

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<v Speaker 3>We probably shouldn't like make so many jokes about partisan

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<v Speaker 3>politics that might stop people from wanting to buy the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we shouldn't put Margaret Thatcher's face a banner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably should have Maggie's face on as many banners.

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<v Speaker 3>So they got a little more subtle with the politics,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't disappear entirely, and you can always tell it was

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<v Speaker 3>like punks making it in that period of time. The

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<v Speaker 3>early years of forty k art and lore contained many

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<v Speaker 3>references and allusions to aspects of punk culture. So today

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<v Speaker 3>in the game, space marines are these gigantic much taller

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<v Speaker 3>than people like monk, like like heroic warrior monks, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're you know, they're all superhuman. They're the result

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<v Speaker 3>of all of this genetic tinkering, and you know, they're

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<v Speaker 3>incapable of fear, and they're these these kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>idealized like the absolute ideal of like a stereotypical like warrior, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that that's everything a space marine is. That's not

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<v Speaker 3>what they were at first. The first space marines were

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<v Speaker 3>basically like mercenaries and like drafty cops of like this

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<v Speaker 3>brutal imperial that were there like crack down on dissent

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. There's a great from an early White Dwarf magazine.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a piece of art that I'm showing Joe. Now

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<v Speaker 3>that's like an early it's a drawing up. There's like

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<v Speaker 3>a punk who's been spray painting marines out on a wall,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's got his hands against the wall, and there's

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<v Speaker 3>two space marines standing behind him. You know, they're not

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<v Speaker 3>taller than him, because they weren't initially superhuman. They were

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<v Speaker 3>just guys in armor. One of them's got what looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a stun baton in his hands. And then there's

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<v Speaker 3>text underneath it that says, when the eye of Terror blinks,

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<v Speaker 3>ships fly between Lost Worlds and the rest of the galaxy.

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<v Speaker 3>Miners ship their oars, and slavers play their loathsome trade

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<v Speaker 3>where chance permits, the forces of the Imperium make their mark,

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<v Speaker 3>bringing to the Lost Worlds the brutal order of the Imperium,

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<v Speaker 3>if only for a few days. So there's space cops, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Space marine cops flying through space so they could play

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<v Speaker 2>candy crush and do nothing at a different location.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. That's not the only way space marines were depicted,

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<v Speaker 3>but they were often depicted as that, as like cops

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<v Speaker 3>and bullies. They were nearly always thugs. They were not

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<v Speaker 3>you know, they weren't like they looked cool but like

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<v Speaker 3>their personalities were not cool, right, they weren't meant to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, went from being like a Warrior night to starting

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<v Speaker 2>off as like Sully from Long Island.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Yeah, yeah, strong Sully vibes in these so again,

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 3>even though after this point there's no more whole campaign

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:15.000
<v Speaker 3>settings created a mock like Union Busting and the like.

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<v Speaker 3>The designers behind forty k were always pretty direct about

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that the Imperium are not the good guys

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<v Speaker 3>and the Emperor is not a great leader. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>here's how the first ever Warhammer forty thousand rule book opened.

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<v Speaker 3>For more than one hundred centuries, the Emperor has sat

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<v Speaker 3>immobile on the golden throne of Earth. He is the

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<v Speaker 3>master of mankind by the will of the gods, and

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<v Speaker 3>master of a million worlds by the might of his

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<v Speaker 3>inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass, writhing invisibly with

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<v Speaker 3>power from the dark age of technology. He is the

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<v Speaker 3>carrion Lord of the Imperium, to whom a thousand souls

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<v Speaker 3>are sacrificed every day, and for whom blood is drunk

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<v Speaker 3>and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh, the stuff

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<v Speaker 3>of which the Imperium is made.

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<v Speaker 2>Much more explicit. Now it's kind of couched in the

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<v Speaker 2>pseudo religious terms that the entire Imperium exists as, but

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<v Speaker 2>back that it was definitely very much you couldn't hide from, Like, no,

0:28:05.440 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 2>this is an empire that runs on blood and death. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And there's you know, there's still that bit that

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<v Speaker 3>intro goes on to include some of the texts that

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<v Speaker 3>they have at the start of every game book now,

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<v Speaker 3>and they always do make the point that like, this

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<v Speaker 3>is a bad this is the worst possible regime, right, Yeah,

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 3>they've been very consistent about that. But I love that

0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 3>bit at the start, right which you winted out, where

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, the Iperium runs on the blood and flesh

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<v Speaker 3>of human beings. It's a cannibalistic nightmare regime. Yep, nothing changes,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing changes. Variations of that passage have been included in

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<v Speaker 3>basically every book of rules and lare published by Games

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<v Speaker 3>Workshop in the years since. Unfortunately, they didn't do that

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<v Speaker 3>in a vacuum, and over the long years of the

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<v Speaker 3>game has existed, they also expanded the lore behind the

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Space Marines and turned them into what they are today.

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<v Speaker 3>And because the Space Marines are what sold the best

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<v Speaker 3>and what looked the coolest. Most of like the especially

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 3>the kids who were just getting into the hobby, got

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<v Speaker 3>into the Space Marines were who they marketed and focused

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<v Speaker 3>more and more of the game around. And there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of different alien races and stuff in it, and

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<v Speaker 3>obviously those had to become more monstrous to match, right,

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 3>because that makes the space Marines look cooler and more heroic.

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:16.520
<v Speaker 3>And all of this led to a situation where a

0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 3>lot of players didn't realize really that the Imperium aren't

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<v Speaker 3>the good guys and that Purge, the heretic and other

0:29:22.600 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Imperial catchphrases shouldn't be seen as admirable. But again, space

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<v Speaker 3>Marines look really, really cool, and Warhammer players and writers

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<v Speaker 3>have created so much fiction and fan out over the

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 3>years that a lot of people have made that aesthetic

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<v Speaker 3>a real part of their lives, and this has happened

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 3>in some pretty extreme cases. Probably the most extreme example

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<v Speaker 3>of this would be the fact that if you watch

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<v Speaker 3>enough videos put out by the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense,

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<v Speaker 3>or just a ton of combat footage from the War

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<v Speaker 3>in Ukraine where you can see a lot of Ukrainian soldiers,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll inevitably run across dudes with decorations in their armor

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<v Speaker 3>or gear that look like this, And Joe, you're seeing

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<v Speaker 3>this now, but this is essentially a I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's a wax like stamp with some papers underneath it

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<v Speaker 3>that's adhering it to the arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've seen some, but I haven't seen this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, these are in in the game, these like

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<v Speaker 3>wack papers adhered to like armor by these like wax seals.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called an oath of moment, right, or purity seals too.

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Like there's two different kinds of things that both sort

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<v Speaker 3>of you know involve there being like papers attached to it,

0:30:26.080 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 3>but like these are things like the oath of moment

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<v Speaker 3>is like before battle, Marie space Rins like write down

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<v Speaker 3>like what their goal is for this fight, or like

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<v Speaker 3>make a vow that like this, you know, the enemy

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 3>won't pass this point or something, and then they'll like

0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 3>adhere that to their armor to like hold them to it. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>And you know this was like they started putting these

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 3>on the armor of the models, these like little bitty

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 3>like you could see these like scraps of paper adhered

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<v Speaker 3>by like wax seals. Because they made the power armor.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 3>The Space Marines had look have more of like a

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<v Speaker 3>medieval night vibe, and that's a big part of like

0:30:57.880 --> 0:31:00.280
<v Speaker 3>the forty k aesthetic is you have like a lot

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:04.400
<v Speaker 3>of these medieval like weapons and armor, but it's also

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 3>like futuristic. That's a big part of like the appeal

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.160
<v Speaker 3>of the aesthetic of the setting, and it appealed to

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 3>people so much, and there's so many fans of Warhammer

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<v Speaker 3>in Ukraine that, like one a lot of young Ukrainian

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:19.479
<v Speaker 3>men started going into battle, they started putting purity seals

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 3>on their armor, like to the extent that like now

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 3>people make and sell period like seals that you can

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<v Speaker 3>put on your gear.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I've seen like detachments named after like Space Marine

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<v Speaker 2>stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, like it's it's it's fucking wild. And there's

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 3>even like if you look down there, there's another example

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:39.160
<v Speaker 3>of one on a guy's armor with a bunch of

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 3>like Warhammer patches on his body.

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<v Speaker 2>Eye. Yeah, yeah, it's nothing but Warhammer stuff, going from

0:31:43.960 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 2>nothing but Warhammer's Stanicus more, Space Marines got an Imperial

0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Guard one from the the Death Watch of Greek Yep

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:52.840
<v Speaker 2>or the Death Corps Cree. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Well in that picture that you're looking at, Joe came

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<v Speaker 3>from a two year old post in the Warhammer forty

0:31:56.880 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 3>k subreddit that read greetings from Ukraine. Yeah, this has

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 3>become really popular here because many of the military are

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Warhammer fans. So many of the volunteers who helped the

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 3>military try and find merchandise or patches of this type

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 3>for them as a nice gift, right hmm. It's and

0:32:12.400 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm not, by the way, like we're talking about this

0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 3>in the context of people taking Warhammer the right way

0:32:17.800 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 3>or the wrong way. I don't have any issue with this.

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Like you're fighting a fucking desperate war for your survival.

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Do whatever you want to your your armor. You know

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 3>that makes you feel better. It's just it's weird. It's

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 3>it was strange to see like this actually making its

0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 3>way to a real war because so many of the

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 3>people fighting that war are fans of the game. Like,

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 3>that's just a strange moment for the hobby. And you

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 3>can for a comparison to how much this has jumped

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:47.640
<v Speaker 3>into mainstream like consciousness. When I was in the military,

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 3>we had stupid like we call them morale patches. We

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 3>had super little morale patches too. I never saw forty

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<v Speaker 3>k one and I mean this is back in the

0:32:56.800 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 3>early two times got up until the twenty Yeah, never

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 3>saw anything never and so within a decade it's just

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 3>like no, there's detachments themed after space marine groups. There's

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 3>moral patches like it's having a moment, that's for sure.

0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 3>It's having a moment, and it's gonna get weirder, Joe,

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:15.920
<v Speaker 3>because I got another thing to show you, Oh boy.

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Every year, the firearms industry gathers in Las Vegas, Nevada

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.240
<v Speaker 3>for the Shot Show. It is the gun industry trade

0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:25.080
<v Speaker 3>show where different companies show off new weapons, both firearms

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 3>that are thing meant for civilian use and for police

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:30.959
<v Speaker 3>and for the military. And one big trend, as I'm

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 3>sure you know, Joe, in military arms design over the

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 3>last couple of decades, but it's really escalated over the

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:40.040
<v Speaker 3>last ten or fifteen years, have been small portable semi

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:43.920
<v Speaker 3>automatic and automatic grenade launchers in many cases, ones that

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 3>can fire like smart grenades. Right, we have a degree

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 3>of control and like when it detonates, how far it

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:52.040
<v Speaker 3>has to go? Right, Like that's a big it's like

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 3>a major area in which weapons have like weapons development

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 3>has leapt forward over the course of the last like

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 3>twenty something years in this regard, you have a lot

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 3>more options there then you used to for grenade launchers

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 3>of that type. And periodically, you know, as some of

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 3>these different products that are like because the main weapon

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 3>that a space marine carries is called a bolterer, and

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 3>it's this big, cool looking rifle that's actually not like

0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 3>a rifle at all. It fires basically like a rocket

0:34:17.719 --> 0:34:21.280
<v Speaker 3>munition that one charge shoots the munition out the barrel

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 3>and then a secondary charge actually ignites the rocket and

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 3>then the rocket will like shoot towards its target and

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 3>blow up.

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 2>And you know, they're.

0:34:28.760 --> 0:34:33.920
<v Speaker 3>Huge guns meant for future terrifying post human war. And periodically,

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 3>when you'd see one of these new automatic grenade launchers,

0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 3>people online would be like, Oh, that looks like a bolterer.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 3>We're finally making real bolters, right, because that's kind of

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:45.920
<v Speaker 3>what they look like. And this year at shot Show, Barrett,

0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 3>which is a company that makes very fucking big guns,

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 3>brought a semi autogmatic grenade launcher painted in ultramarines blue

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:57.720
<v Speaker 3>with a fucking an oath of moment attached.

0:34:57.360 --> 0:34:57.880
<v Speaker 2>To the barrel.

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, hey everyone here. The maker of that thirty

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 3>milimeter grenade launcher was actually Mars Ink, not Barrett. I

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:08.200
<v Speaker 3>made the mistake because both Mars and Barrett are making

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 3>basically identical thirty milimeter grenade launchers and competing to get

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 3>a contract from the US military for this program called

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:18.359
<v Speaker 3>the SSRs system, and both had models of the SSRs

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 3>on display at shot Show. But it was Mars Inc.

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 3>That painted THEIRS up to look like a Bolterer and

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 3>put a purity seal on it. Thank you.

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I have to wonder what Games Workshop feels about this.

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, that's just it. That's just a Bolterer.

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Ultra mariines blue and everything on there, like it's

0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:38.240
<v Speaker 3>fucking wild.

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:42.480
<v Speaker 3>So whether or not you think that's cool depends on

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:45.560
<v Speaker 3>your attitude towards the arms industry. Again, you can think

0:35:45.560 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 3>about that however you want, but it represents a kind

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 3>of awkward problem for Games Workshop. The fact that stuff

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:53.800
<v Speaker 3>like this is happening is evidence of the insane degree

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 3>of cultural penetration that Warhammer has achieved. But having real

0:35:57.640 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 3>weapons made in the image of your video game or

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 3>of your game weapons can be problematic too, right.

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't want to be connected to someone being

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:09.920
<v Speaker 2>actually murdered by your product.

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:12.719
<v Speaker 3>Right right, like that that can be a problem. And

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 3>speaking of things that are problematic, the sponsors of this show,

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:29.040
<v Speaker 3>we're back. So, as I kind of brought up before

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 3>we went to break, the wide popularity of Warhammer has

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 3>increasingly forced problematic confrontations both between sort of how much

0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:40.319
<v Speaker 3>people like it and how many many things they want

0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:43.120
<v Speaker 3>to stick Warhammer on and what the company Games Workshop

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 3>may what Warhammer's stuck on, and between like groups of

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 3>fans themselves. And about four years ago, Spain's largest Warhammer

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 3>tournament let a guy play while wearing Nazi paraphernalia, and

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 3>I believe his army was kind of like Nazi themed too,

0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Like it was like a Wehrmacht themed guard army or

0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:02.760
<v Speaker 3>something if I'm remembering correct, But he was like wearing

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Nazi shit, and he'd entered the tournament under the name

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Austrian painter, Like really fucking subtle, my dude, And people

0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 3>weren't thrilled about this. I'm going to quote from an

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 3>article in Polygon. Gt Telavera tournament organizers gave comment to

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 3>tabletop wargaming site spiky Bit, stating that the club repudiates

0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 3>the Nazi mentality in all its aspects. Nazi ideas have

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.239
<v Speaker 3>no place in our group because they are contrary to

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 3>everything we stand for. The organizer said that the player

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:31.720
<v Speaker 3>said he would not leave us unless they involve the police,

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 3>As displaying Nazi imagery is not illegal in Spain. The

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:37.320
<v Speaker 3>organizers hesitated let this bring legal trouble upon their club.

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:38.799
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know.

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:40.839
<v Speaker 3>Enough about the situation to know, like, where these guys

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:43.319
<v Speaker 3>really just backed into a completely fucked corner and having

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 3>a lot of options, should that Probably I'm going to

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:47.800
<v Speaker 3>guess they could have and should have done more, But

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't really know much about that. What I do

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 3>know is that this causes a lot of people to

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 3>get pissed off online, and it blows up enough that

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Games Workshop has to publish an announcement on November nineteenth,

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:02.600
<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty one. The Imperium is driven by hate, Warhammer

0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 3>is not. And in this announcement there's a couple of

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:08.879
<v Speaker 3>interesting lines. First off, they're pointing out that, like, look,

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 3>the imperium of Man is a cautionary table. Like so

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 3>many aspects of Warmer forty thousand, it is satirical. They

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 3>go through the definition of what satire is right, Like,

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.239
<v Speaker 3>that's literally in this little article that they put up,

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.800
<v Speaker 3>and then they note that said certain real world hate groups,

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:27.560
<v Speaker 3>in adherence to historical ideologies better left in the past,

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:30.760
<v Speaker 3>sometimes seek to claim intellectual properties for their own enjoyment

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 3>and co op them for their own agendas. We've said

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 3>it before, but a reminder about what we believe in.

0:38:35.480 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 3>We believe in and support a community united by shared

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:40.799
<v Speaker 3>values of mutual kindness and respect. Our fantasy settings are

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:42.480
<v Speaker 3>grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of

0:38:42.520 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 3>who we are or how we feel the real world

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 3>should be. We will never accept nor condone any form

0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:49.279
<v Speaker 3>of prejudice, hatred, or abuse in our company or in

0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:52.759
<v Speaker 3>the Warhammer hobby. And then they basically they straight out say,

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:54.800
<v Speaker 3>if you come to a games workshop of nter store

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:57.360
<v Speaker 3>and where symbols of a hate group, we'll ask you

0:38:57.400 --> 0:38:59.280
<v Speaker 3>to leave if we don't want your money.

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Some things don't need to be said aloud until they do,

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.879
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Yeah, it's it's an implication,

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 2>and to be fair, in most places in Europe this

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:13.040
<v Speaker 2>would have been against the law. Spain, however, is different

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:14.320
<v Speaker 2>for different reasons.

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:18.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's that c STA vibe. You know, sometimes

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 3>it applies a little further than it ought to. And

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 3>I want to note too, to be fair, I don't

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 3>want it to seem like because as you noted, like

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 3>this isn't the thing you have to say until you do.

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.640
<v Speaker 3>There's some valid critiques that there were other things that

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:32.719
<v Speaker 3>cropped up for a few years prior to this, that

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:35.320
<v Speaker 3>Games Worships should have made a statement earlier. I'm certainly

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 3>not saying they shouldn't have. We may dig into some

0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 3>of that, you know, later as the podcast goes on,

0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 3>but like, they haven't handled this perfectly, but that's a

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.760
<v Speaker 3>pretty good message, right that, like we don't want your money,

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 3>we don't want you in the hobby. And it's good

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 3>that they did say something eventually, right, you know, this

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:55.800
<v Speaker 3>is a publicly traded corporation. They're not they're not a

0:39:56.360 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 3>culture warrior and they're not an activist. Yeah, but like,

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that something got fucking said, and they've That's

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 3>not the only thing they've done in the last couple

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 3>of years. There's been some more subtle and some less

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 3>subtle moves. You know, one thing that happened recently, So

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 3>for years, a lot of fans have asked for, like

0:40:15.040 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 3>as the get because as Warhammer's got more popular, more

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:20.720
<v Speaker 3>women have played, and they've added in more female models

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 3>for different like sides and stuff. There's more female guardsmen

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:27.359
<v Speaker 3>than there used to be, more female elder and you know,

0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.919
<v Speaker 3>they've they've at least and the Sisters of Battle, which

0:40:29.920 --> 0:40:32.120
<v Speaker 3>is an all female line, has gotten like a refresh

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:34.359
<v Speaker 3>line and a lot more attention. You know, they've done

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:36.319
<v Speaker 3>this a few ways. But a lot of people want

0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:39.439
<v Speaker 3>there to be female space marines and this is kind

0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:42.759
<v Speaker 3>of a you know, still a topic of a lot

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:46.319
<v Speaker 3>of debate within the actual lore itself. The Emperor like

0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 3>they can only be male because of how the Emperor

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 3>designed their gene seed and stuff. And the real reason

0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:54.640
<v Speaker 3>for this, obviously is that like nobody thought about it

0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 3>in nineteen eighty seven, that like they would want there

0:40:57.080 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 3>to be like the female models for space. They were

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 3>thinking about that kind of stuff.

0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 2>And it would hardly be the first bit of lore

0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:08.760
<v Speaker 2>that was retcon, like, right, like the Tapestry of Warhammer

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Law is a series of retconnings.

0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:14.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And that said, I also do kind of one

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 3>thing that I appreciate is in some of the more

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 3>recent lore when they've gone back to like talk like

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:21.359
<v Speaker 3>feature have books that feature the Emperor and talk about

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 3>the creation of the space Marines. One way they've kind

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 3>of retcon things is because there's a conversation between the

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 3>Emperor and one of his top advisors who's like, I thought,

0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:31.319
<v Speaker 3>you should have made all the primarks, you know, your

0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 3>sons that were the leaders of these legions women, Like

0:41:33.680 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 3>they should have all been girls, like they're leaders in

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 3>the space because we would have had less problems. They

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:40.640
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't have all wound up going to fucking war with you.

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 3>They would have been less annoying. And I kind of

0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:46.480
<v Speaker 3>do like the idea that all space Marines are men

0:41:46.520 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 3>because the Emperor is just kind of a misogynist, like,

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 3>and it led up destroying him, right the fact that

0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:55.880
<v Speaker 3>he yeah, it kind of does like it sort of works.

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 3>But one thing MS Workship did do recently is they

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:01.400
<v Speaker 3>introduced the Emperor's body guard or these other group of

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:06.880
<v Speaker 3>fucking future super soldiers, the custodes who or the castode

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:10.440
<v Speaker 3>is whatever it fucking fake Latin pronunciation you want to use.

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 3>And they've been adding like female sculpts, like female heads

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 3>and stuff you don't really tell with the faces. But

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 3>a chunk of people online lost their goddamn minds. I'll

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:21.719
<v Speaker 3>tell you that right now. The most I'm so surprised

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:23.839
<v Speaker 3>by this crazy over this shit.

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:28.400
<v Speaker 3>And it's it's very funny because you'll see them posting

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 3>stuff like, you know, if you just want to play

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:33.080
<v Speaker 3>the hobby, play the hobby, but don't come into my

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 3>culture and try to like change it, because like you

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 3>want to you want there to be blue haired you know,

0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 3>girls in your in my fucking game and my culture. Yeah,

0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:44.360
<v Speaker 3>a lot of these guys being like, oh, this is

0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.439
<v Speaker 3>going to destroy the hobby, Like this is like once

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 3>woke gets in, it ruins everything. Fucking Warhammer has never

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 3>been worth more money, Like Games Workshop is one of

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:55.880
<v Speaker 3>the most valuable corporations in the entire United Kingdom. Fucking

0:42:55.880 --> 0:43:00.560
<v Speaker 3>little plastic models of space marines and or and shit

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.799
<v Speaker 3>are worth more than fishing to the British economy. And

0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 3>it's an island.

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I can play these weird space monsters like Tyrannids or orcs,

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.239
<v Speaker 2>and but you know when when you add women to

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:16.000
<v Speaker 2>the mix, really ruining the immersion. What's the most unbelievable.

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:19.880
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it.

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Fucking fucking insane man.

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's very silly, and you know, at at

0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:27.080
<v Speaker 3>its core this is a culture war centered over a

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 3>very important problem for creatives, though, which is that, like

0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 3>when you're creating fictional fascist organizations, whether they are impossibly

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 3>advanced sci fi empires or like a cult of deranged

0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 3>post apocalyptic bikers, there's a risk that you're gonna make

0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:42.920
<v Speaker 3>that some of the fans of your work will be

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:46.120
<v Speaker 3>fans of those fictional fascists, and not in a I

0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 3>just think they look cool way, but in a I

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 3>have some opinions about you know, this racial group way right,

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 3>and real fascists, as we noticed, spent decades getting really

0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:58.000
<v Speaker 3>good at using stuff like that as a bridge to

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 3>start propagandizing to young people. Whether we like it or not,

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 3>fictional worlds are battlegrounds and the broader culture war against

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:09.360
<v Speaker 3>ascendant fascist sentiment worldwide. Fabrizio Galley, the creator of that

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:12.280
<v Speaker 3>God Emperor Trump float that we started this episode discussing,

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 3>said something similar in an interview that I read on

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:18.800
<v Speaker 3>heavy dot com. The time of intellectuals, philosophers, and of

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 3>old and worn culture is over. We have entered the

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 3>era of fantasy video games and virtual life. Yeah, right

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 3>on the nose there, twenty nineteen. But bang hit the target.

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>I hate when you read something from now several years ago. Yep,

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:44.920
<v Speaker 2>that's just everything now, yeah that is that is just everything.

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's just everything. Well, Joe, I think that's all

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 3>I've got here. You know, how are you feeling?

0:44:54.400 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling good, Robert. And I hate to say it, yeah,

0:44:57.600 --> 0:45:01.400
<v Speaker 2>because I love talking about Warhammer, and I love talking

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 2>about to talk about Warhammer, and I love the weird

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:08.520
<v Speaker 2>shit that comes out of it, especially hearing stuff like this,

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:10.480
<v Speaker 2>because I don't want people to like this to be

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:13.760
<v Speaker 2>the first introduction to Warhamer, like, oh wow, it's populated

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 2>by fascists.

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I go to a local Warhammer club where I live.

0:45:17.600 --> 0:45:19.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to dox it, but it is full

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:23.000
<v Speaker 2>of incredibly lovely people and probably one of the most

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 2>diverse rooms I've ever been in in the Netherlands.

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and yeah, it's good that we can close up

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 3>talking about stuff like this because as conservative a weirdo

0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:34.839
<v Speaker 3>as I was as a kid, I really do think

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 3>playing Warhammer was one of like the healthier things for

0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:39.359
<v Speaker 3>me in terms of connecting me to other people who

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:43.719
<v Speaker 3>believed different things, like even within the context of like

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 3>a fucking gaming group at a hobby store in the

0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:49.920
<v Speaker 3>early two thousands, Like I remember after the invasion of Iraq,

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<v Speaker 3>like a few weeks or months after, like my friends

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<v Speaker 3>and I, like, somebody brought in like a print out

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<v Speaker 3>of like a missile strike on I think it was

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<v Speaker 3>a BMP on like an Iraqi troop train. You could

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<v Speaker 3>see frame by frame this thing blowing up like people

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<v Speaker 3>inside it, and we're fucking shitty tech kids in Texas

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<v Speaker 3>being like, whoa Like, look, I'd never seen anything like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of the guys we gamed with was like

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<v Speaker 3>a veteran who'd been like a tanker. I think he

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<v Speaker 3>had fought in Desert Storm and was not like I

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<v Speaker 3>had always assumed it was a pretty conservative guy and

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<v Speaker 3>was not like the most like was a man in

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<v Speaker 3>his like his forties or fifties who would yell at

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<v Speaker 3>children over the rules of a video or of a

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<v Speaker 3>tabletop game. Oh yeah, like that kind of dude. But

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<v Speaker 3>also when he saw what we were doing and he

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<v Speaker 3>realized what it was a picture of, he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that, Like there were people in there. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't laugh at something like that, you know, like it's

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<v Speaker 3>not cool. It's not something to like go like whoa over,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's not a game, like like it's the most

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<v Speaker 3>terrifying thing you can possibly imagine, and you need to

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<v Speaker 3>have more respect and as like a fucking twelve year

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:57.480
<v Speaker 3>old little piece of shit like that actually like hit

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<v Speaker 3>and impacted me, and I was like, oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>was kind of if, like, fucking this guy is calling

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<v Speaker 3>me out for being a dick. I might have been

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<v Speaker 3>being a dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, he's dressed head to toe an Imperial Guard cosplay

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<v Speaker 2>like he should.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. Hey man, death isn't funny covered in I had

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<v Speaker 3>to tell all right, Joe, you want to plug your

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<v Speaker 3>book before we roll out here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I am the host of the history podcast

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<v Speaker 2>The Lines led by Donkeys. So if you like military history,

0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:32.239
<v Speaker 2>check us out. And my first gunpowder fantasy novel, The

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Highlands Burned, comes out May ninth, and you can digitally

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<v Speaker 2>pre order it now, so uh check that out. Reviews

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<v Speaker 2>are coming in. They're very positive and I'm really excited

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<v Speaker 2>for it to release.

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<v Speaker 3>Excellent. I am very excited to read it and excited

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<v Speaker 3>for our listeners to read it. And also Joe I'm

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<v Speaker 3>excited for you and I to have a podcast about Warhammer.

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<v Speaker 3>When's it coming out? Neither of us know. Helly, there's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be a little bit of a delay, like we're

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<v Speaker 3>currently dealing with. You know, there's a lot of logistical issues,

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:09.600
<v Speaker 3>including like just bringing you on and signing contracts because

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:12.359
<v Speaker 3>you're in a different country and stuff. We'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 3>There will be a podcast and it'll be a weekly show.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll come out at some point this year. We just

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<v Speaker 3>don't know exactly when yet. But we wanted to tease

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<v Speaker 3>the idea for all of you and show you kind

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<v Speaker 3>of what we've got coming down the pipe because we

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<v Speaker 3>both kind of tease this online and social media a

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<v Speaker 3>couple times, and I felt like bad about not putting something.

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<v Speaker 2>Out people had noticed people had.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll be getting you. You know, we'll have more

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<v Speaker 3>coming out soon. The show will be usually forty minute

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<v Speaker 3>to an hour long episodes. We'll be covering you know,

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:46.839
<v Speaker 3>history and the lore in game. We'll be covering like

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 3>real world reporting on different controversies around the game. You

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 3>have a great pitch for that, based on another one

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<v Speaker 3>of these like weird political culture war things that hits

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<v Speaker 3>like a convention where people are like playing gaming and

0:49:00.520 --> 0:49:03.560
<v Speaker 3>doing like painting contests and how the community deals with it.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll be talking about like both real life, how

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<v Speaker 3>this this hobby is influencing and has been influenced by

0:49:09.920 --> 0:49:11.680
<v Speaker 3>the shit going on in the world, and we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about just the nerdy shit that we love.

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm looking forward to putting together a painfully detailed

0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:20.040
<v Speaker 3>history of like the concept of a space marine in

0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 3>sci fi fiction and how that's led us to like

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<v Speaker 3>games workshop building an empire. Yes, yeah, and yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 3>what are you most excited to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm incredibly excited to talk about and explain how the

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<v Speaker 2>Imperial Guard works to people and how and how they

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<v Speaker 2>die by the tens of millions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well that's all for today, folks. We'll be back later,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, at some point.

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