1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 2: I can't take back o arms. 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: Mouse speak text to seven eight five nine two says 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: I'm a kindergarten teacher and some of my best behavior 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: tips actually come from dog training figures. No way, but 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: there isn't really a good way to tell my colleagues 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: without sounding like a terrible person. 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't share that YouTube tutorial. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good tip if they spill their apple juice, 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 3: rub their nose and it did you do this? K love, 11 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: But your secrets and unorthodox child rearing methods are safe 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 3: to share. 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: Here. I'm the mass speaker. We've got a woman on 14 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: the phone who's chosen Jacqueline as her fake identity. Jacqueline, 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: welcome to the show. 16 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: Hi. 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 4: How are you guys doing good? 18 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 2: Excited to hear your cs? 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: Yes, we're very good boys and girls over here. 20 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: We've been Okay, I'm ready for my treat. 21 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: Voice changepet always we'll get to it after this voice 22 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Jacqueline. Whenever 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: you're ready, let's hear your confession. 24 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 4: Okay, this is the first time I'm telling anyone this, 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 4: so I'm like a little nervous, but I'm excited because 26 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 4: I want to get it out. Okay, Yeah, So I 27 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 4: live in an apartment and a while back I got 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 4: new upstairs neighbors and they were like two guys in 29 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 4: their twenties. They were young. 30 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 2: Is it bad? My first thought is how cute. 31 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 1: As a married woman. Yeah, it is bad that that's right? 32 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 2: Well, I mean if I was still single in an 33 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 2: apart yes. 34 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 4: Well, you know if that cuteness really wore off fast. 35 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 4: They were extremely loud, you're even just the stomping, like 36 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 4: they would scream for hours while playing video games. 37 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: Do you live below Jose people? 38 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I feel bad for your neighbors. Did 39 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,559 Speaker 4: you also host like large loud parties in the middle 40 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 4: of the work weeks. 41 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: I'm always alone? 42 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 4: Well, they did that too. They'd have like a bunch 43 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 4: of people over stomping on the floors, like really late 44 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 4: at night. And I went up there and I talked 45 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 4: to them like a couple of times, like and I 46 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 4: was the light. I was very nice. 47 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 5: That's nice actually that you went yourself, because when they 48 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 5: die the apartment complex, it makes you mad. 49 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 2: But the never says, You're like, why didn't you tell me? First, 50 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 2: I said, I've done something about it. 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 4: I figured they're young, they just didn't know. I figured 52 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 4: I just talked to them, you know, I figured they'd 53 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 4: be reasonable. 54 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, they're oblivious to that they're making that much noise, right. 55 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 4: But they were extremely rude, extremely dismissive. 56 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: Oh excuse me. I was just casting the musical stomp 57 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: and I need to rehearse, and you're telling me now 58 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: I can't do my job dancing? 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 2: Is that a normal place year old male response to you? 60 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 3: In my private school, it was yes. 61 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 62 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: So I don't know how it works and the rest 63 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: of the places, but okay. 64 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 2: I really hope this secret turns into some revenge story. 65 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: Well listen. 66 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 4: So I finally gave up on complaining to them because 67 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 4: it wasn't getting anywhere. So I went to my landlord 68 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 4: and he was kind of useless. He just shrug his shoulders, 69 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 4: and I was just like, this is ridiculous, Like I 70 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 4: shouldn't have to live this way. So after a while 71 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 4: I was like, Okay, I guess it's on me. I'm 72 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 4: gonna figure it out. I'm gonna get these guys to go, 73 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 4: like they can't stay here the. 74 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 2: Apartment on their own. 75 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, and I don't feel bad about it 76 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 5: because you try to help. 77 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: How do you get them to move? 78 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 4: So something I realized like shortly after they moved in 79 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 4: is that they had this Bluetooth speaker and it would 80 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 4: always show up up my phot is like an option, 81 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 4: and I figured out how to connect to it. And 82 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 4: what I would do is I downloaded this playlist of 83 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 4: smoke alarm like chirping them. 84 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: That's diabolical, you know. 85 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 4: I had to really think about it. I was like, 86 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 4: it's got to be something really good. It can't just 87 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 4: be like music or whatever. So when it would be 88 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 4: really quiet up there, I would just like randomly play 89 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 4: it at random time. 90 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 5: Oh my god. 91 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 4: And I can hear them like they're running around looking 92 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 4: for it. They're yelling at each other, like trying to 93 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 4: figure it out where this was coming from. They had 94 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 4: no idea. This is like psychological war is you know what, though, 95 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 4: psychological warfare is not letting someone go to sleep and 96 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 4: that sk for work. 97 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 2: It's that's the war. You're back and forth. 98 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: They we're all supporting you in this, like this. 99 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 2: Is a great idea. 100 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 4: So like that would drive them crazy, but like that 101 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 4: didn't get rid of them. So the other thing I did. 102 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 4: Our building has an access wall where you can get 103 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 4: to like the pipes on their floor, which is like 104 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 4: right next to their apartment. So one night I went 105 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 4: up there. I opened the panel and I zip tied 106 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 4: like a body massager to it. I closed the panel, 107 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 4: went back downstairs, and I'm close enough right from my 108 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 4: apartment where I can activate it with a remote control. 109 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. 110 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 2: I think it's always body massage quotes. 111 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 4: I don't know how to say it, okay, but listen. 112 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 4: So every morning at three am, I would turn on 113 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 4: the massager and it would like it would shake their 114 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 4: pipes and lake them up. It was like so loud, 115 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 4: and I know they would complain. They'd call the landlord. 116 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 4: He'd be like, oh, there's something wrong with the plumbing. 117 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 4: And I remember the landlord having like a plumber god 118 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 4: like nobody could figure out what was going on. 119 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 2: Well, because it's not happening when anyone goes to check 120 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 2: on it. 121 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 4: Well, not only that, I don't think they knew it 122 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 4: was outside. I think they thought it was inside their 123 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 4: pipes in the apartment. I don't think anyone thought to 124 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 4: check outside. The landlord is not that smart. He's an 125 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 4: older guy. He doesn't really want to deal with things. 126 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 2: Yeah they did. 127 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,039 Speaker 4: I would keep them up all night. So yeah. A 128 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 4: couple months later they finally moved out. 129 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 5: Bro tip, you should try to move into that apartment 130 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 5: when you're on the top, no one bugs out. I'm 131 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 5: ever gonna. 132 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 4: Move not a bad idea. Well, but no, I have 133 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 4: new roommates or not roommates, but new tenants up there now. 134 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 4: They're very very nice ladies. 135 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 1: Oh good, congratulations, you win the torture wards of the apartment. 136 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: You actually won for real? 137 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 2: I did. 138 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 4: I did. I'm so proud. Thank you for giving me 139 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 4: the opportunity to help someone, because I've been holding this 140 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 4: in for so long. 141 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 2: So thank you to you. 142 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: And we're all going out to buy uh massagers after 143 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 1: this is done in honor of views. Jeff, you already 144 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: have one? Yeah, well I need more. Text Thing seven 145 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: eighty five nine too. If you have a confession you've 146 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask 147 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 1: your voice, and make you our next mass speaker. We 148 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: got your phone tap coming up right after this.