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Speaker 1: Jewels Second Dat up Date. The woman on the phone
Speaker 1: for a Second Date Update today and myself have something
Speaker 1: in common. Both big fans of Ultimate Frisbee. That's right,
Speaker 1: Ultimate Frisbee. Well, I've only played once. How does that
Speaker 1: make you a fan? And I think her experience with
Speaker 1: Ultimate Frisbee was better than mine. All I got out
Speaker 1: of it was a bunch of people at a park
Speaker 1: calling me a maniac and a lunatic. Why sadistic freak
Speaker 1: whatever that means. I didn't know you weren't supposed to
Speaker 1: take a baseball bat to play Ultimate Frisbee. I had
Speaker 1: no idea, But then I get labeled all kinds of names.
Speaker 1: But Jesse actually got a date out of playing Ultimate Frisbee,
Speaker 1: and I don't think had a restraining order slapped on
Speaker 1: her either. That I'm wrong, Jesse, Am I wrong? No,
Speaker 1: you did bring it back to the game or an
Speaker 1: axe or anything like that. Done. No, I wish somebody
Speaker 1: would have told me beforehand. But your email said that
Speaker 1: you met the guy you want to call today playing
Speaker 1: Ultimate Frisbee. Yeah. I'm kind of a spontaneous person and
Speaker 1: I like trying out these things, and I was online
Speaker 1: and I saw this gaming thing, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I've never played before. Was it
Speaker 1: a singles like meet up type thing? No, not necessarily.
Speaker 1: It was just sort of like young people. So how
Speaker 1: was it when you went out there and played? Did
Speaker 1: you find out you were amazing and ultimate frisbee and
Speaker 1: had no idea? No, I'm actually really bad apparently, but
Speaker 1: there was this one guy who was really good, like
Speaker 1: probably had been playing with that gup people for a
Speaker 1: long time, and I know that's what really turns ladies
Speaker 1: on as a guy who can handle a frisbee. It's
Speaker 1: actually it's not too far from a line really, So
Speaker 1: it was actually really nice because you know, you have
Speaker 1: to have a certain grace, you know. Yeah, any athletic
Speaker 1: man on a field that is good is sexy. Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was really sexy. So I was trying to get
Speaker 1: his attention a little bit. And so during a break,
Speaker 1: I was like standing by him, and he like offered
Speaker 1: me some of his gatorade. He was like, you're it
Speaker 1: looked like you could use some of this. Offered you
Speaker 1: some gatorade? Huh? Yeah, he offered me some blue you know,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, though, I mean if you're sharing out
Speaker 1: of the same bottle, that means he doesn't think you're gross, right.
Speaker 1: That's why I was excited because I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so breaking the ice, sharing gatorade? You already like you
Speaker 1: guys kissed, yeah, right, next step swap it spit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was just like super straightforward and
Speaker 1: like immediately was joking with me in my extense. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, I like that, you know, give it
Speaker 1: to me. And you know, that's another thing that another
Speaker 1: attribute the dudes that if they're able to do that,
Speaker 1: I've heard. I've heard it's a big deal for ladies.
Speaker 1: So did you ask him out or did he ask
Speaker 1: you out? He asked me out? Nice, yeah, and which
Speaker 1: was great. You know, we had a couple of drinks,
Speaker 1: had a nice meal. But I was a little annoyed
Speaker 1: because there were a lot of like kids there and
Speaker 1: they were being really loud and just annoying, you know,
Speaker 1: like they were like running all over the place and
Speaker 1: at a fancy restaurant. They weren't. It wasn't a fancy restaurant,
Speaker 1: but it was, you know, as a decent restaurant, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, they were just so loud, and so
Speaker 1: I said to him, I was like, kids are annoying,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know how people do it. And then
Speaker 1: he was just like, oh, I have a kid. That
Speaker 1: was good. What I meant was every kid except for
Speaker 1: yours is annoying. How did you backpedal on that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well no, I was like no, no, no, just these kids.
Speaker 1: I'm sure your kids. It was really awkward and I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to say. And he was really nice
Speaker 1: about it. He like jokes with me. It was just
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, I get it, like I have
Speaker 1: a kid, he's annoying, Like, I get it. I mean,
Speaker 1: he just dropped on you that he had a kid.
Speaker 1: How did you feel about that? I mean, it's it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird, but I don't know. Like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: I like to try new things. So why not parenting? Yeah? Whatever,
Speaker 1: step parent? You know. I mean I haven't stayd a
Speaker 1: guy with a kid before, so why not? Right? So
Speaker 1: how did everything end with him? Well? I thought things
Speaker 1: were going smoothly and then he took me home kissed
Speaker 1: me on the cheeks, which you know is nice. I
Speaker 1: was hoping for a little bit more. But it was right,
Speaker 1: especially from an ultimate frisbee player. Those guys are badassies.
Speaker 1: They're usually not going for a kiss on the cheek
Speaker 1: at the end of the night, you know. So do
Speaker 1: you think it's a kid thing? That is the reason
Speaker 1: I've everything else was great. That was the only awkward
Speaker 1: moment that I could think of that probably would have
Speaker 1: kept him from calling me again. You know. And how
Speaker 1: many times have you tried to reach out to him?
Speaker 1: I sent him like a text few days after and
Speaker 1: no reply. Um, yeah, so this one. But I really
Speaker 1: want to see him again. I you know, I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed our our date. Okay, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update?
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, okay, hang on frooking Jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second update. I'm honestly really surprised that Jesse, who was
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update today,
Speaker 1: isn't getting a call back from the dude that she
Speaker 1: went out with, because really, she has all of the
Speaker 1: qualities that men look for in a woman. She hates kids,
Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. That's the quality, that's what you
Speaker 1: look for. That's the quality. And she has that right, Jesse, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't say I hated kids. I just thought the
Speaker 1: ones in the restaurant were annoying. If you're just tuning in,
Speaker 1: Jesse met the dude she wants to call today while
Speaker 1: playing Ultimate Frisbee. They went out to eat at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and the only thing that she thinks might be the
Speaker 1: reason he's not calling back is because while they were there,
Speaker 1: she made a comment about how annoying the kids in
Speaker 1: the restaurant were, and that's when he said, Oh, I
Speaker 1: have a kid, And yeah, I guess it was a
Speaker 1: little awkward after that, but they got back to normal
Speaker 1: and she ended with a kiss on the cheek, but
Speaker 1: hasn't heard anything since. Yep, that's pretty much it. And
Speaker 1: the thing is he never really came back from that,
Speaker 1: and you never told him like, no, I actually like kids.
Speaker 1: I could see myself being with someone with the kid.
Speaker 1: Is that what you want to tell him now? If
Speaker 1: we get him on the phone. It sounds a little
Speaker 1: desperate saying that, doesn't it like I don't know how
Speaker 1: to get away from the awkward moment. Maybe you just
Speaker 1: addressed that it was a joke and move on instead
Speaker 1: of being like no, I promise I want to be
Speaker 1: a mom. I don't know either way. The date didn't
Speaker 1: work out for you, So I'm gonna call him right now.
Speaker 1: See if we get him on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out what happened. Okay, okay, all right, here here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Douglas? Who's Douglas? Hey Doug, this
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How
Speaker 1: are you? My name is Douglas. Who's this? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Or okay,
Speaker 1: who are you? Host a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning. My name is Jewil. Um. What
Speaker 1: do you need from me? Well? I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you about a friend of ours who you know? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you're pretty quick and to the point, guy, aren't you Douglas?
Speaker 1: Yes I am. Why are you calling me? Good question?
Speaker 1: So you went out with a girl named Jesse recently? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you like Jesse? What business is that of yours? Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's our business because she emailed us to see
Speaker 1: if we could talk to you and find out if
Speaker 1: you didn't like her. I didn't hate her, who I
Speaker 1: just didn't feel it working Okay, okay, can you tell
Speaker 1: us why I don't feel worth the same places in
Speaker 1: our lives? And it's just as far as personalities, temperaments
Speaker 1: and patience goes, it's just not what I'm looking for
Speaker 1: in some of the date? Sorry? Is it because you
Speaker 1: have a kid and she doesn't? How do you know that? Well,
Speaker 1: she told us a little bit about your date and
Speaker 1: said she thinks that's the reason you don't want to
Speaker 1: go out with her again, just like amnial, So you
Speaker 1: can't deal with it yourself. Wait, you just like put
Speaker 1: down a whole generation of people there. Well, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that every millennial is one of those things and
Speaker 1: behaves that way. But when I see a duck, I
Speaker 1: call it a duck. It's a good way to peace.
Speaker 1: So you thought she was a millennial duck? Well, after
Speaker 1: having to listen to a five minute tirade that someone
Speaker 1: didn't tag her in a Facebook post? Yeah kind of what? Okay? Wait,
Speaker 1: I want to know about the tirade, but I'm really curious,
Speaker 1: are you sixty five year old man? I'm a thirty
Speaker 1: year old man with two kids with soulk custody. I
Speaker 1: got a lot to do. I'm very busy. I just
Speaker 1: don't have time to screw around anymore, Okay, And by
Speaker 1: her complaining about a Facebook post, do you think she
Speaker 1: has time to screw around? And you don't. It's not
Speaker 1: just that she's complaining that. No, you know, I work
Speaker 1: at ten to eight or ten to five job and
Speaker 1: I only got eight hours of sleep last night, and
Speaker 1: her friends aren't tagging her Facebook posts, and it's just
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think she's a bad person. I
Speaker 1: just don't have time for that. Yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: makes sense like you're a single parent of I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get place in my life. I'm sorry. I mean, why
Speaker 1: didn't you just tell her that though? Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to come down on her as like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're an idiot, and I don't want to have anything
Speaker 1: else to do with you and me. You're already there
Speaker 1: on the day, and I don't think that. I don't
Speaker 1: think that. It's just like I said, we're just in
Speaker 1: different places in her life. We want different things. Maybe
Speaker 1: in a few years she might feel differently, but right
Speaker 1: now I don't have the time to do it. So
Speaker 1: in your mind, it's just finish the date up, give
Speaker 1: her a kiss on the cheeks, send her on her way,
Speaker 1: and you can get back to doing business. Look, it's
Speaker 1: not doing business, it's called life. I'm actively participating in it,
Speaker 1: and I just gotta get it done. I don't have
Speaker 1: time for the bs. But I mean, here's the thing
Speaker 1: with that. Like, I get that you have a lot
Speaker 1: on your plate right now, but you can't fault her
Speaker 1: for not having the same amount of stuff to deal with.
Speaker 1: I'm not faulting her. I'm just saying that I don't
Speaker 1: have time for it. I'm sure there's plenty of other
Speaker 1: guys that can sympathize and want to listen to her
Speaker 1: about not getting tagged in a Facebook post. I'm not
Speaker 1: one of them, all right. And look, if you guys
Speaker 1: want to get back to her and just let her know,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. I'd appreciate it. Well, I have a
Speaker 1: better idea. I can tell that you're, like I said,
Speaker 1: you're a man of business. Let's expedite it and just
Speaker 1: let you know that she's on the phone right now
Speaker 1: and you actually told her what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's on the other line listening to this
Speaker 1: conversation and would like to speak with you real quick.
Speaker 1: If you have time, sir, sir, she's not on the phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am hi. I'm sorry, Jesse, you had to hear that.
Speaker 1: I don't mean it maliciously, but it's the truth. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like you're being really, really insensitive. Honestly, it's
Speaker 1: not about insensitivity. It's just I mean no, it's that
Speaker 1: you don't want to You don't want to empathize with
Speaker 1: my problems, but you think your problems are so much
Speaker 1: bigger and greater than mine. Are you were worried about
Speaker 1: a Facebook post? I have two kids to raise, want
Speaker 1: to hatively much bigger problems. But I'm sorry if that
Speaker 1: hurts your feelings. I don't mean to. It's just the
Speaker 1: way it is. Listen. It wasn't about the Facebook post,
Speaker 1: is the fact that I was posted by my roommate. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have no idea what it's like to live with
Speaker 1: two other women. It's hard, It's really hard. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? I can't even believe that sentence is coming
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. You have no idea, you know, clue,
Speaker 1: you've never done it before. You have no idea what
Speaker 1: it's like to be responsible for two kids that you're
Speaker 1: responsible for keeping alive. You live with two kids. They're
Speaker 1: not your responsibility. Two kids. I am their responsibility. The
Speaker 1: buck stops with me, it doesn't. I'm not worried about
Speaker 1: Facebook posts. I'm sorry. Please stop talking about my Facebook
Speaker 1: post and stop talking about your kids. Okay? How really?
Speaker 1: How hard can indeed raise two kids? Okay? You just
Speaker 1: sit them in front of a TV? Why not? I'm
Speaker 1: really I'm starting to lose my patience. Like I said,
Speaker 1: she's not an evil person. I just do not have
Speaker 1: time for this nonsense anymore. I'm sure she'd do great.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's gonna find a great guy. I really
Speaker 1: gotta go listen. Working is hard, Okay. I work from
Speaker 1: ten to five with barely an hour lunch break. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's assiful. If you don't even want to hear me out, yeah,
Speaker 1: hear out ten to five. You want to? You want
Speaker 1: to do something like the day that I that we
Speaker 1: met playing up with frisbee. You know the kind of
Speaker 1: days off I get like that one of those a month.
Speaker 1: Even when I have a day off, Jesse, I don't
Speaker 1: have a day go off. I have to babysit two
Speaker 1: kids every second of the day. There's no time off
Speaker 1: for me. If I'm I get a chine, I was
Speaker 1: to sleep a night. That is a choice you made. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you were two kids, that's your choice. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be a father. Okay, you can't blame me if I
Speaker 1: want to get more than a date hour and to
Speaker 1: sleep at night, Jesse, I'm not blaming you. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to date you. Jesse. I think that you
Speaker 1: should probably just quit while your ahead. Because he is
Speaker 1: being way nicer than I expected to be to you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'd like to hear more from him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I think you guys would
Speaker 1: be a great couple. Oh really, yeah, Douglas, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Jesse on another date? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Come on, guys, please please get
Speaker 1: you a second date. Douglas. Look, I appreciate that you're
Speaker 1: having a lot of fun with the the radio, but I
Speaker 1: really got stuff to do. I'm sorry Jesse and I
Speaker 1: didn't get along. I'm sorry you guys couldn't put us
Speaker 1: back together for a date. Everything will be fine. The
Speaker 1: sun's coming up tomorrow, nobody's gonna die. But I have
Speaker 1: to go get my kids ready for school. Please go
Speaker 1: all right, We'll let you go. Douglas, thank you, thank you, bye?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, and he is gone. Jesse, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that didn't work out for you. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of blown away by it. I honestly thought it
Speaker 1: didn't go that badly. So you thought it didn't go back? Well, Jesse, Uh,
Speaker 1: better luck next time, okay, okay. And I feel your
Speaker 1: pain about the Facebook tagging thing. It is so annoying
Speaker 1: when people leave you off the posts. Thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just didn't get it, I know. Jerk broken Jupil
Speaker 1: in the morning text message in at seven eighty five
Speaker 1: to nine two says that girl makes me ashamed to
Speaker 1: be a millennial. Talking about today's a second date update
Speaker 1: that was taped twelve, Brooke was still here, brooks out
Speaker 1: on eternity to leave. Jackie is filling in. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the couple Jesse and Douglas, that's their names. Jesse wanted
Speaker 1: to call Douglas. He wasn't calling back after they had
Speaker 1: a great date. And the reason why is because he's
Speaker 1: a busy man with kids and she has big problems too.
Speaker 1: Yeah does. She was really upset that her roommates didn't
Speaker 1: tag her in a Facebook post, and she was also
Speaker 1: complaining about having to work from ten to five with
Speaker 1: only an hour lunch break. Oh my god, what does
Speaker 1: work that they demand that of her? I know, that
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. I'm sure she could call somebody. That's got
Speaker 1: to be illegal. Gym laid and then the bachelor's only
Speaker 1: and there's so much going on in her life. There's
Speaker 1: such easy work hours, and I know, and the guy
Speaker 1: was kind. He was kind of a jerk about it,
Speaker 1: you know, like we're in two different places in life.
Speaker 1: I'm busy, I got kids, and she doesn't understand the pressures.
Speaker 1: He's a little barky about it. Yeah, he was. He
Speaker 1: was a little angry about it. But almost everybody texting
Speaker 1: in at seven, eight, five to nine two is taking
Speaker 1: his side, just because of the trivial stuff that she
Speaker 1: complained about. Seriously, your roommate's not tagging you in a
Speaker 1: Facebook post. I mean, you live with them, It's so easy.
Speaker 1: I think that's in the constitution. Yeah, seriously. And then
Speaker 1: a lot of parents are mad at her because she
Speaker 1: used the line, well, you have kids, just put them
Speaker 1: from the TV or whatever, right, super easy. I don't
Speaker 1: even think that. Then again, none of us do that.
Speaker 1: If you want to do a second a update, I
Speaker 1: have to do his email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. Fellas