1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: Welcome back to get another episode of Alchemy in is 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: covid n edition. I'm your host, Kevin polla guest that Kevin, 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: do I believe in love after love after love after 4 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: lovel Come on, but I digress. Let's meet our alchemist, 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: shall we no particular orders? Tall Hello to Craig Atkowsky. Cocow. 6 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: How are you sleeping? I could pull it up on 7 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: my fitbit. Yes, some nights are good, some nights are mediocre. Um, yeah, 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: last night I had uh a seventy two sleep score, 9 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: which is just fair five hours and forty five minutess. 10 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: I like a B minus. Yeah, that's kinda at seventy 11 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: two is like a D plus right, No, that's a 12 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: C C minus C minus. Yeah, I love that James 13 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: knows what a C minus is. Sorry, feed the damn cats. 14 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: Cal Stratton is back. Hello, mckilling it and wife. Do 15 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: you believe that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent, 16 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: overrated crap? And what film is that line from oh Man? 17 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: That sounds very familiar? I cannot place it, So I 18 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 1: guess I'm not a good cinema student. And I thought 19 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: it was the novels I also believe the novels of 20 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: Susan Sontag or self indulgent overrated crap correct continue there 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: we go. I do love that movie, though, but it's 22 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: been a while since I've watched Nucluuse and Buddies do 23 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: their thing played the hash brown. James Heeney has arrived, 24 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: James Tiberius smirk. What can you briefly tell us about 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: your last camping trip. My last camping trip was I 26 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: believe my bachelor party and Joey was there and uh, 27 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: we cooked, we we there was kyo, he's Oh my god. 28 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: The coyotes at night when they were just it was 29 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: as if they were killing some beasts nearby and it 30 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: was just yelping by coyotes. I'm assuming you're talking about 31 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: another improv train team. No, I think maybe we'll like 32 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 1: real four legged coyotes. And when did you go for this? 33 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: Where'd you go? Sedona, Arizona? We were we were camping. 34 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: I think that was the last time I camped. I 35 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: usually go camping every year, but it's been a little 36 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: haven't camped a couple of years. Well, thank you for that. 37 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: And last, but no egg whites for you. If you 38 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: think it's Joey Greer crinkle cutter waffle fry. Oh what 39 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: a choice? Huh oh, I gotta pick one of those. Yeah, 40 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: can you put a pin in that for a second. 41 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: I'd like to welcome back Carlos Carline I was waiting. Thanks, 42 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us once again. Thank you. 43 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: How are all the creatures? And I I acknowledge you 44 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: do you got? In fact, are like myself without children? Correct? 45 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: No children? Dog, doggie children. Benny is sleeping at my 46 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: feet right now. Best Frankie could be dead in the 47 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 1: next room. We don't know. The doors are sure, everybody's good. 48 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: You think the dogs are at all shocked or confused 49 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 1: by the amount of human contact? Absolutely? I think they 50 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: are sick of us, absolutely disgusted by are sent in 51 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: the house my favorite kind of dogs. All right, let's 52 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: do a damn show. If you'd like to submit your 53 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: scene suggestions, By the way, please write to the podcast 54 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your 55 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com and patron v 56 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: I P s thank you all for your contributions. You 57 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: do get priority as part of your v i P perk. 58 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: And this one comes from patron v I p full 59 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: of perk James who offered up a scene suggestion and 60 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: simply wrote, turns out, super Mario, there's based on real people. Okay, 61 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: let's uh start the auditions. Please, when your name is 62 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: called out, please come into yet. I've said seven names, sir. Okay. 63 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: If you haven't heard yours, you haven't been called in yet. 64 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom for I don't know if 65 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: my name was called. Are you feeling okay? Is your 66 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: name Glenn Tim nope, Carlisle nope, Steve Nope? Is to 67 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: me Steve, Steve Steve. So glad you made it in time. 68 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: We're gonna take you next. That's a great step into 69 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: the booth. Have you had You've had a chance to 70 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 1: stardy the sides. Yes, I have a look at it. 71 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,919 Speaker 1: The stay is that they are very good. Appreciate the 72 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: thumbs up. Your director will have notes for you. You'll 73 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 1: get a few takes at it. Please don't steer from 74 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: the script. That's been one of the issues we've had. 75 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: That's a good I don't like it. Okay, I'll turn 76 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: you over your director now. This is um Roger Vadim. Hello, Hello, 77 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: I am Roger Vadim, great French new way of director, 78 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: married to Jane Fonda. But hey, I'm not here to 79 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: just give you my biography. I am here. I am 80 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: here to read you for Super Mario Brothers, Lisa Me, 81 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: Steven Palusa. It's nice to meet you. Arrived Vademe. So 82 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,719 Speaker 1: you're Steve A. Paluza, Steven Paluza and then you star 83 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: are I don't know if my name was called. I'm 84 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: not sure you're supposed to be in room. Nope, just 85 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: Steve am I not supposed to be here, sir? Follow 86 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: me please? Okay, okay, Steve, Steve Palusa. Did you bring 87 00:05:55,279 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: a reading partner because these work good as a buddy read? No. 88 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: I did not bring it anyone to eat me all jeez? 89 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: How did I messes up already? No? No, no, no, 90 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: You're good. You're good. You good. Hold onto it, hold 91 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: onto it? Uh you know I like your energy quite 92 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: a bit for this part. Well good, Okay, I'm gonna 93 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: have you look at the role of Luigi. Are you 94 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,799 Speaker 1: comfortable with that? Did you prepare? It's I prepared the boss. 95 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: I figured i'd be good for Luigi because that's so tall. Okay, 96 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: you keep punching the ceiling. What can I can? I 97 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: ask you? Why are you doing that? Well? I need 98 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: lunch money. I figured something a fall from there. I 99 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: could get a little bit after. You know, you think 100 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: something's gonna fall from the ceiling when you punch it. Yeah, 101 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: like I don't know. Like I got going so that 102 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: they did. At one time I punched my ceiling when 103 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: I was so mad. A good con came out and 104 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: bring and then I was like, oh good, they get 105 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: the money. Now to the story. Yeah, I've been acting 106 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: for a while, so how about you. You've been acting 107 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: for Wilder? Yes, I've been acting for many years since 108 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: I was a child, and my husband is directing this film, 109 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 1: so I fully expect to get a part. Oh wow, 110 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: good luck, good luck, good luck. Yeah. One of the 111 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: first things I was in was a toothpaste commercial. I 112 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: always have one of the guys eating the toothpaste. So yeah, 113 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: it's uh. I never had to do commercials. Yeah, tell 114 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: me about it. It's not bad work. I wouldn't know, truly, 115 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: it's not bad work. I've had to do a lot 116 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 1: of crazy jobs in my day, but this is this 117 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 1: ain't too bad. Tell me something, now, tell me something. Now, 118 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: how do you feel about the Vietnam War. Uh. Um, 119 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: I think we got out too soon. Honestly, you know, 120 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 1: I think, uh, maybe another thirty years or so or so. 121 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: That is an incorrect response. Okay, alright, alright, um anyway, yeah, 122 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: you know I've been Uh, Mario, I don't know if 123 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: I want to go into that castle. I think that 124 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: the princess might just not be in any castle. We 125 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: just to keep a finding that she is in another castle. 126 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: One day they're gonna make a move, vieaut of Mario, Mario, 127 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: don't make me go into the castle alone. This wasn't 128 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: the meant for me to get to the end of 129 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: totally mentor for you help me. Luigi, you have to 130 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: do And Mario, you don't understand. We've gone to so 131 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: many castles and it must be a recording her Luis, 132 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: listen to me, Listen to me a yoga greenness if 133 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 1: a we are donndergoing. Okay, So this is an original 134 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: recording of the peoples that we were basically script on. 135 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: No need to voice match, no need to make it 136 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,240 Speaker 1: your own, make it your hon and it's hard to 137 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 1: get that voice out of your her head once you 138 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:04,679 Speaker 1: hear he's a very difficulty. Okay, but do your own thing. 139 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 1: Don't feel like you got to match with them. I 140 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,440 Speaker 1: will not give you a line reading. Um, my wife 141 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,079 Speaker 1: Jane Fonda is got my ex wife, sorry, my ex 142 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 1: wife Jane Fonda, who I directed in Barbarella, is going 143 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: to come in and read with you. Is there? Are 144 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 1: you okay? Are you okay with them? I'm already here. 145 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,160 Speaker 1: This has always been a problem. I'm in the room 146 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:28,319 Speaker 1: and you don't see me. Roger, jo Jeanne. Hello, Okay, 147 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: so nice to Steve A. Plusa is very nice to 148 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,679 Speaker 1: meet you. Steven plus is going to read a Luigi 149 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:42,960 Speaker 1: and Jeanne. You're going to read the role of Mario. Okay, okay, 150 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 1: I can do that. I can do it in my sleep. Roger. 151 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: And when's you already? Okay? We need to help. But 152 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: the Princess in the tower, Sory, I'm going to stop you. 153 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 1: You have something wrong with the way that I've done 154 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: the first line. Shocking, Roger, shocking, Jane. Just do it, 155 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: do it the way to do it in your own voice. 156 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: What is the voice you're doing? This is a very 157 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:15,720 Speaker 1: accurate portrayal of an Italian plumber voice. Okay, I'm gonna 158 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,280 Speaker 1: flip it. I'm gonna flip it and Steve readA Mario 159 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: and Jane read Luigi. So we'll start with you. Steve. Okay, okay, 160 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: action Mario. We need to go into the castle. Okay, 161 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: you are you are Mario? You are Mario's sorry, he's 162 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,960 Speaker 1: not even looking at me. He's not even Don't touch me, 163 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 1: don't touch me. Let me get in here, let me 164 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: get looking auditions, you know, doing audition about me? Is 165 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: the right? Who is it? Who is this? This man? 166 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 1: Who is it? This is a man? Who is it? 167 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 1: This man is me? This is a Mario, this is 168 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 1: super Mario. And I don't very careful. He's eating a 169 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 1: lot of mushrooms today, so you might have just don't 170 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:11,000 Speaker 1: want to see him. Fire fire ah, yes, now, who 171 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: isn't this a play in the Mayor? My name is 172 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: Jane Fonda, and I will be playing you in the film. 173 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: Look at the I'm gonna have a dinner from the 174 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: playing a man. And that is right. I have won 175 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,560 Speaker 1: many Academy Awards and you should be fireble fireball. Okay, 176 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: that fireball knocked me on my back, but I'm trying 177 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: to get up. I'm a getting up and now I 178 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,680 Speaker 1: can move again. Okay. Uh so, so you eat a 179 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: lot of mushrooms today, so you're bigger than you would 180 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:48,960 Speaker 1: normally be, right, mar Tommy, hard to careful. My brother's 181 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: about the freak out. Oh somebody got the my stomach open? 182 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: Oh okay, why are you guys are here? Would you? 183 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 1: Would you read first? Apart? I do the thing that 184 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 1: he really should. This was This was a passionate moment, 185 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 1: but I think it was a mistake for us to 186 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: come into the audition process. Do you know if they 187 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: called my name yet? Or what was your name again? Uh? 188 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: My name was a George Rosa with Jane Oh yeah, 189 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:27,560 Speaker 1: Dr Josiah, doctor Dr j Dr j No, I don't 190 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 1: see your name. Okay, I'll just keep waiting. Yep. I'll 191 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: let you know what they call you. Okay, what agency 192 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 1: are you with? My own? The doctor j agency? Yeah? Okay? 193 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: If I called her? Who should I ask for? It'll 194 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,360 Speaker 1: just call me? So I'm right here. You don't have 195 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 1: to call anybody. Can't you just ask me? Do you 196 00:12:53,600 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 1: have entertainment? Lawyer? You're thought to take away my chance 197 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,680 Speaker 1: at dispart the gun. This has a bullet with a 198 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: face on it. This is why we need gun control, alright, Jane, 199 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: get off of your soapbox for one So carry my 200 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: soapbox in a backpack and I and I carry it 201 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: with me from room to room, so it's always here. Okay, well, 202 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 1: surely we can work something out. Jane and Mario read 203 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: the role together of Luigi and Luigi and Steve read 204 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: the role of Mario. So at the same time. Okay, exercise, 205 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 1: we are all reading Mario. I just said, who's reading? 206 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: Who's reading? What? Mario, You're gonna read for Luigi? Mario 207 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:51,319 Speaker 1: read for Luigi. Luigi read for Mario. Jane read for Mario, 208 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: Steve read for Luigi. I don't know if that's what 209 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 1: I said last time I directed Brigitte bardot in and 210 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,080 Speaker 1: God created woman. And these are as facts about Roger Vadi. 211 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,680 Speaker 1: Why are you always bringing up bard every time I 212 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: auditioned for you, you bring up more beautiful woman who 213 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: has ever leaved on earth? Mr Vadim started interrupts. We're 214 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 1: just just taking some lunch orders. What can I get you? Great? Great? 215 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: I would take a booth book in your you need 216 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: it salad. You've gained a lot of weight recently. Roger, 217 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: I would take a Frise salad with lardoon that he 218 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: is back on. I would take a French onion soap, 219 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: don't ah. Yeah, and also let me get a let 220 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: me get an Italian sandwich too, yeah, picking up picking 221 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: up some lunch orders for the crew. You know, there's 222 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: no there's no bad job, am all right? I don't know. 223 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,240 Speaker 1: I wish I could had a better job. I don't 224 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: really like working and kind of cash register. Yeah, that's 225 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: not too bad though, I'm an actor. Oh really, why 226 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 1: aren't you on set acting? Then? Well, you know, they 227 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: they didn't to do a food order, and the only 228 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: way I was gonna get something to eat is if 229 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: I went and picked it up. It sounds like you're 230 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:11,400 Speaker 1: a p A A A. Well, I mean there's everyone's 231 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: an actor on set, so it's like kind of like 232 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: a that's that's an untruth. Okay, yeah, so let me 233 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: just hey, you're gonna leave tip, right, because some pas 234 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: come in and pick up food and they don't leave 235 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 1: a tip and it sucks wild. Yeah, of course, are 236 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 1: you are you a sucker? No? No, I'm not a sucker, No, 237 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: not at all. I actually were my own agency, so 238 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm pretty big. So you're an agent too. Yeah, I'm 239 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: an agent. Um, so, how how much do you have 240 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 1: in your bank account right now? Probably three fifty dollars? Yeah, 241 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: you know we're hiring here. Are you serious? I am serious? 242 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 1: All right, Actually I'll run that order if you don't mind, 243 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: because we need a runner. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, sweet okay, 244 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: And so one more time from ZiT top Oh I 245 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 1: thought we were marrying? Am I still? I'm not? No. 246 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: I think that this is very confusing. I'm not going 247 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,600 Speaker 1: to call cut. Keep it going, keep it going, I 248 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: can do whatever. Somebody make eye contact with me. I 249 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: contact you shoulds. Don't you believe that a loud? Why? 250 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: Because I'm a woman. I don't know why I said that. 251 00:16:52,280 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: It's just to slip down badger. I'm so sorry about you. Look, 252 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: it's a clear and it's clear. I cannot compete with 253 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: the Mario in the Luigi. Perhaps I can read for 254 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:11,360 Speaker 1: this end the day fund. But the part that bou ghosts, 255 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:21,959 Speaker 1: I think he's very shy. Okay, I am a shack ghost. 256 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 1: Don't look at me. And the Academy Award for Best 257 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: Supporting Actor goes to I'm nervous. Let me just say 258 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,439 Speaker 1: before I read this everyone did a fantastic I know 259 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,399 Speaker 1: this will usually be the recipient's job to do this, 260 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 1: but I just want to say watching everyone work has 261 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,720 Speaker 1: been fantastic this past year. You know, every year is great, 262 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:50,640 Speaker 1: but this year was fantastic. So the awards. The award 263 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,119 Speaker 1: for Best Supporting Actors in this envelope and when I 264 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: read it will know the winner, and that name is 265 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 1: in here. So let me just open it up really quick. 266 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: And it's a zipper this year. It's not an envelope 267 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:08,440 Speaker 1: normal level if they have a zipper. So Jane Fonda, 268 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,680 Speaker 1: Jane Fonda screamed her name like a pokemon. Uh and 269 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,360 Speaker 1: uh all right, let me just on zip this now. 270 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,160 Speaker 1: Just to be clear, it just because it said supporting 271 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: actor doesn't mean you're less than the lead, okay, doesn't 272 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,959 Speaker 1: mean in any way that this is a less award 273 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,879 Speaker 1: or that this means anything other than, like, you know, 274 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: best actor actress, but write it this is the best 275 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:37,639 Speaker 1: supporting actor. Still, you did great, you did great money. Okay. Uh. 276 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:43,360 Speaker 1: So from that point that is seen one. I think 277 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: it was the I think it was Boom it was 278 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: it was the Boo ghost. It was in there. We'll 279 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:56,440 Speaker 1: never know. Scene two comes to us from Sydney, who wrote, Hello, miss, 280 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 1: first time, long time. I've never written into a podcast before. 281 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 1: Would you seem worth it? I started listening about three 282 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: episodes into your podcast when I was working as a 283 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: merchandizer at a large sporting goods store in Canada. My 284 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 1: coworkers always commented that they knew where I was as 285 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 1: they could hear the booming laughter echo through the dusty 286 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 1: rafters in the early morning hours. I now work from 287 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 1: home as a pole dance instructor. Hell yeah, did I 288 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 1: hear that right? And no one hears me cackle but 289 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: my two dogs. Hey Now, I always like suggestions that 290 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: are vague and allow you to work your magic. So 291 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 1: here it is the first Monster mash dance hosted by 292 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,959 Speaker 1: Gay Dracula. Have fun. I love you all, especially Craig. 293 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 1: The luxurious tones of Craig can't spellers last name Kakowski? 294 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: Is it it? Can't you just copy paste it? Sidney 295 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:08,639 Speaker 1: from Vancouver, Canadia, Honey, thanks for for picking me up. 296 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had car trouble. I'm very excited about 297 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 1: the dance tonight and were you able to pick up 298 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: the costumes on time? Yes? I got all of the costumes. Okay, 299 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,679 Speaker 1: there was a little snaff foo with Frankenstein, so I 300 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: got to Santa instead. Okay, Well, Santa is not really 301 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: a monster, I know, but he could be depending upon 302 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,760 Speaker 1: the point of view of the child, right, true, that's true. 303 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: My cousin Tim definitely was traumatized when his father dressed 304 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: up as Santa. So yeah, yeah, I could go. I 305 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: could put an evil bent on it. Okay, I guess 306 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 1: well I did my best, all right, you know, maybe 307 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: make the maybe make the beard dark. Okay, we can 308 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: do that, we can die the beard. But you know, 309 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: I did put down a deposit for these costumes, so 310 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: we are going to have to forfeit. That my mistake. 311 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,800 Speaker 1: I'll just it'll all be at attitude. So did you 312 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: come through with all of the guests if I got 313 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 1: the costume, you've got the Yeah, all the guests of 314 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: our all the guests of R. S v P. They're 315 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,959 Speaker 1: all going to be there. Is Nathaniel going to be there? 316 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm asking. I'm just curious, Um Nathaniel. Yeah, 317 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,159 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm fine with it either way, and I 318 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: don't think he's bringing anyone. Oh oh, what a shame. 319 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 1: He's not seeing Linda anymore. I don't know. He just 320 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,680 Speaker 1: r C Peters himself. Weird. Huh, that's crazy. I can't 321 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: wait to see him. I mean or not, I don't 322 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:37,119 Speaker 1: care either way. Uh. All right, I'm gonna put this 323 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 1: Santa costume on. You'll be Santa, yeah, good good, And 324 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: I will be Frankenstein's wife, which means we have Gage, 325 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:56,399 Speaker 1: Racula and Casper the friendly Ghost. Nathaniel is going to 326 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: be Frankenstein, I believe. Oh but the Frankenstein costume. There 327 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 1: wasn't one, remember ship. Look just wait, We're almost there, okay, 328 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,480 Speaker 1: can you just can you just stop bothering me. I'm 329 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,360 Speaker 1: following the map that's that was given to me. So 330 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: we're almost there. Party Yes, party, yes, party, Yes, We're 331 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: gonna party. Party. We are the party, the fucking party. 332 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,040 Speaker 1: If you want a party, I say, we're going to 333 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,879 Speaker 1: a party. So we're gonna party. But you don't want 334 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 1: a party? Here with the party, for God's sakes. God. Yeah. 335 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: Do you know why I drive bad? Because just wait 336 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,280 Speaker 1: to play displacement on the right side of my goddamn car. Okay, 337 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 1: I got about a six pound freak next to me. 338 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: You don't have to take out the front seat, slash 339 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 1: around freak. No, you're a freak. You're a freak. Drive 340 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: bad drive, Oh I'm a bad driver. Sure, well guess what. Okay, 341 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,159 Speaker 1: all the windows gotta be fucking tinted so I can 342 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 1: drive during the day. Okay, thank you give it a 343 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:02,200 Speaker 1: much so it's hard to fucking see cheese, creepers, teepers. 344 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,960 Speaker 1: Music music. Okay, we're gonna put on those guttural noises again. Awesome, awesome, 345 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:14,120 Speaker 1: great man, Yeah, this is no one likes your indie music. Okay, good, 346 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: it's not good. Em good Emo is fine as a genre, 347 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:24,359 Speaker 1: but you making grunts over what sounds like I'm it's 348 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: your emao. Okay, well your backup vocals of someone spitting 349 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: into a bowl. Literally, that's not a joke. Okay, it's sick. 350 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm not going. I'm changing myself to the radiator. I'll 351 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 1: hurt somebody at the party when I wolf out, I'll 352 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:42,120 Speaker 1: hurt someone at the party. Sweetie, Listen, If you want 353 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: to stay behind, that's fine, but I don't. I don't 354 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: feel comfortable leaving for the party while you're still chained 355 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,920 Speaker 1: up to the radiator. You need to leave me here. 356 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,920 Speaker 1: The moon is full. Oh my god, the moon is full. 357 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,720 Speaker 1: Someone will get hurt. Okay, look, everyone knows. Everyone knows 358 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: what's going to happen. The moon's gonna change, you're gonna 359 00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,760 Speaker 1: get off, very things are gonna come out. Everything's gonna 360 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: be extended, and you're gonna be scary and eat people. 361 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: We get it, we get it. Everybody's on board, but 362 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 1: their party guests. They don't deserve to be eating. Don't 363 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: you understand it's a party, Deborah, it's a party. But 364 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,439 Speaker 1: this is why we have this discussion. I believe some 365 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 1: of the people at the party are deserving to be 366 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: Let's go over my list. Okay, okay, do you know 367 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,880 Speaker 1: who Sean Kilman is? Yeah? I mean his last name 368 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,879 Speaker 1: is just like literally kill me. So yes, I know 369 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: Sean Killman is the worst. I'm okay, I will eat Killman. 370 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 1: Put me next to Killman. I will just embowel him 371 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: and eat him. That's how about, debor not my legs? 372 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,959 Speaker 1: All right? But the thing is, I'm gonna be tempted 373 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: to start with the legs. It's it's like being told 374 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,640 Speaker 1: no makes you want to do it. So I okay, 375 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: but I can't promise I won't start with the legs, 376 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: that's okay. How about Joey, not the Joey, not the face. 377 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,640 Speaker 1: That guy has a face meant for eating. I mean, 378 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,440 Speaker 1: just look at it. Look at his sister gram, look 379 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: at his sister grap feed. Look at that. Oh my god, 380 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: this is a face. Yeah, that needs to be eating removed. Yeah, Monster, 381 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:26,080 Speaker 1: do you think Nathan is gonna be there? Monster? Hello 382 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 1: to you? Asleep? You? Oh no? Oh no, fire, I 383 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:40,160 Speaker 1: woke up. Do you think Nathan's gonna be there? Nathan there? 384 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: God read vite red fie oh read evite Shut up 385 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: you cast list, guest list, hidden, guest list hidden you 386 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,439 Speaker 1: said you had into the guest list? Print out Monster, 387 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:08,120 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, park up park can I Monster? I gotta 388 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 1: tell you something. I am. I sucked up Linda and 389 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,719 Speaker 1: uh drank her up so Nathan would be single. I 390 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna I'm gonna, you know, see what's happen. 391 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna see how he's feeling and what's the vibe 392 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 1: because drink Yeah, I drank her up. What are you 393 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 1: think about? Yea? I drank rep bad. Oh shut up. 394 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: Don't even do that to me, dude, don't even do 395 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:39,159 Speaker 1: that to me. How many spines of people have you crushed? Huh? Millions, millions, millions. 396 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 1: A couple of people park I will I can't parking. 397 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,399 Speaker 1: There's too small. It's too small. I'm not gonna parking them. 398 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna scratch. I'm gonna I'm gonna drive around again. Good, no, good, 399 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 1: it's a good monster. Okay, this is a custom ride. 400 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: Do you understand this? I think you look fine. I mean, 401 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 1: you know, the suits a little tight, but overall you 402 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: look like Santa. Don't worry so much. Santa is supposed 403 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: to be fat. I mean, this is form fitted. I 404 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: don't get it. Well, you know, you didn't give me 405 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,120 Speaker 1: much time to get this together, so so you bought 406 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: skinny Santa. Well, I thought it would be better than 407 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: fat Santa. I didn't want to offend you. It's fine, 408 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: it's fine, you know what. It's fine. And every time 409 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,840 Speaker 1: someone says something, I'll laugh. I'll go with the joke 410 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,640 Speaker 1: that I look ridiculous and like you have a bowl 411 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: full of jelly. Right, okay, Hi, hi, Hi, hey Nate. 412 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 1: Oh wow wows serial killer? Oh my god, that's so funny. Wow, 413 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: you look really good. Thank you? I um I'm Frankenstein's wife. Wow? 414 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 1: Did did? Did he dress up his Frankenstein? Uh? He's Santa. 415 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,240 Speaker 1: Oh well that's that's cool. Come on in, get off 416 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,840 Speaker 1: the porch, take off your shoes. Relaxed, be at home. 417 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: Take off your shirt. I don't care. Take off my shirt. Well, 418 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,360 Speaker 1: a serial killer would probably just blend in and I'd 419 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 1: stick out like a sore thumb with my shirt off. 420 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: Here by maybe that that tracks, that's logical. Sure, sure, well, gosh, 421 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear about Linda. Oh you know what, 422 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:36,679 Speaker 1: things just weren't working out. It was quarantine. We were 423 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 1: stuck together for so long that once it was lifted, 424 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm getting my own place. I'm 425 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,360 Speaker 1: getting my own place and going out to party. Good 426 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:49,720 Speaker 1: for you. I wish I had a Oh sorry, I've 427 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: interrupted my thought. Hold on Hello, Hi, monster park far away? 428 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: Oh come on, guys, come on. There was a lot 429 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: of spot. Here's two scary guys. What can I get 430 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,479 Speaker 1: you to drink? Can we get him out of here? 431 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: Can we get sitting out of here? Get him out 432 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 1: of here? Get out of here? This is my worst nightmare. 433 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: Get the hell out bad. It's okay. Relaxed, monster. Don't 434 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: you take a lap or something, Nathan? How are you? Huh? 435 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: I'm doing good. So cool to be able to go 436 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,320 Speaker 1: to a party with other people within six ft that's crazy. Like, 437 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: why don't you pop that shirt off if you're hot? 438 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 1: That's so funny thinking, do you guys think a serial 439 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: killer would have no shirt on? I'm sure, yes, yes, 440 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 1: all right, hey everybody, Sorry, relate, took a while to 441 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 1: get here. I'm just gonna transform over by the dip, 442 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 1: if that's okay with everybody, If you could do it 443 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: a few feet away. I spent all afternoon that dip. Sure, 444 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:09,400 Speaker 1: harps are getting longer. I'm really sorry to boy Linda 445 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: and how she got drained of all her blood. That's sucking, 446 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 1: that's insane. You know, it was really weird. The timing 447 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: was perfect. We weren't together anymore, we had kind of 448 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 1: gone our separate ways, and you know, I love that. 449 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 1: I love that, like you can share at home with 450 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: somebody in relationship and then once it's over and that 451 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: person passes and you're like, who cares? Made between you 452 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,760 Speaker 1: and me? It made it easier. I mean I wasn't 453 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: all the way over her, but that kind of sealed 454 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: the deal. Okay, that's kind of hard a process. But 455 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: took lap, took lap eat dip bad, dip, dip bad, 456 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:58,960 Speaker 1: dip bad. You're you're bad, You're bad. Look. Hate to 457 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:06,880 Speaker 1: be that guy. But Frankenstein not monster, Frankenstein doctor. Yeah 458 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 1: we know doctor. She's dressed up as Frankenstein's doctor's wife, 459 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: exactly right. And within the context of cartoons, Frankenstein is 460 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:28,200 Speaker 1: a monster. No cartoon you know what? You know? What? 461 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: What name do you want? Because everyone's calling the monster 462 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 1: or Frankenstein's monster, I feel like assholes. A good one 463 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,440 Speaker 1: there is? Yeah, Okay, okay, me go car, Miko, car 464 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 1: far away. Okay, I'm not giving you the keys. They're 465 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,120 Speaker 1: gonna stand outside. May break good. I'll be back. I 466 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 1: gotta let him in the car. Wolfman stop peeing everywhere? Okay, 467 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:59,760 Speaker 1: where's Sean Kilman? Where's Sean Kilman? Hungry? Hey, guys, Kilman 468 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:13,959 Speaker 1: and house kill me kill me much? Oh? All right. 469 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,760 Speaker 1: Now that we've gotten that out of our system, I 470 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,040 Speaker 1: put together this line dance for us to do, and 471 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: it's to this amazing song, Honey, can I come back 472 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 1: into our own party? Is the monster gone? The monster 473 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:35,080 Speaker 1: is still here? Just take off the beard. Okay, So 474 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: Santa Claus Shaft well as the parents of of Linda, 475 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: we want you to know that the autopsy was fairly inconclusive. 476 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,640 Speaker 1: Looks like there are two puncture wounds right on the neck, 477 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,520 Speaker 1: perfectly in sync with the order or vain and uh 478 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,760 Speaker 1: it seems in less for better words, that she she 479 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,160 Speaker 1: was drained up. Sorry, which part is fair really inconclusive 480 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: her her passing? Really we know that the holes kind 481 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: of are I mean, obviously she was drained up like 482 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: someone There are holes in her vein that led to 483 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,000 Speaker 1: her being drained up. So it sounds like you're saying 484 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: she she passed away, she expired from lack of blood. Yeah, 485 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,479 Speaker 1: it looks like somebody drained it up. Somebody or maybe 486 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 1: oh what do you know, I'm trying to fill in 487 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: some blanks animal, well maybe animally. Yeah, okay, let's write 488 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: that down. Let's write that down. Animal. What else? Sub human? 489 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 1: Sub humans or human underground? But that a human underground? Okay? 490 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: What else? What else? We got? Subway? Sandwich? Subway sandwich? 491 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: S Jared uh Ted, You've been coronerr for two weeks, 492 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 1: so you know I'm gonna write this off as a 493 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,959 Speaker 1: just a rookie mistake. But uh, you know it's your 494 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: job to kind of reach can inclusions on the cause 495 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: of death and not riff with the family members as 496 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: to possible possible causes of death. I understand that. I 497 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,839 Speaker 1: understand that, Kurt. But at the same time, you shed 498 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: a scener she had. She was firing on all cylinders 499 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 1: the things she was saying. I mean, it could have 500 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: been those those causes. You know, I don't want to 501 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,400 Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to say that we have 502 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,879 Speaker 1: the exact answer, right, And I see your rode on here. 503 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,160 Speaker 1: Possible gay Dracula, Yeah, I did. Uh, it's kind of 504 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 1: a theory of mine I've been cooking with for a while. Actually, 505 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,799 Speaker 1: a lot of deaths in this community. I've been kind 506 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: of putting up to gays. Why is the sexual orientation 507 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 1: of the of the vampire important? Reason? It's not. It's 508 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: not okay, alright, So just take gay out and just 509 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,800 Speaker 1: write possible Dracula. Uh all right, change it a possible vampire. 510 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,960 Speaker 1: I think because Dracula is one specific Dracula is one 511 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:05,440 Speaker 1: specific vampire. So Dracula. Um, this is gonna sound really 512 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 1: really weird, But why don't you. Why don't we go 513 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: to the the darkest corner and talk there? Okay, that's 514 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,440 Speaker 1: actually that's good because I wanted a moment in private 515 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: with you. Was, um, well, Linda, well this is this 516 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,479 Speaker 1: is gonna sound crazy, but she was drained of all 517 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:29,840 Speaker 1: of her blood through two holes, right, which it's pretty crazy. 518 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: And at first I was like, I know, I know 519 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,399 Speaker 1: you suck blood. From what you told me is from 520 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,000 Speaker 1: what you told me is when you would do that, 521 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: I would be granted everlasting life. So I'm like that 522 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,440 Speaker 1: couldn't be you, right, yeah, right right, yeah, yeah, Well 523 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 1: I have to go on. Oh nothing, nothing, it's an 524 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:58,080 Speaker 1: asshole nothing. Okay are these did you burn CDs to 525 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: give out at the goddamn party? So sorry to interrupt you, guys, 526 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 1: but we are out here doing the Frankenstein mash, and 527 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,919 Speaker 1: I fully expect the rest of you to come out 528 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 1: and dance with us. Oh so it's a dance named 529 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:16,680 Speaker 1: after the doctor Frankensteh, what did you expect it to 530 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:22,280 Speaker 1: be named after? Okay, good, good, will be there one second. 531 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:32,960 Speaker 1: We will be there one second. That is seemed too Frankenstein, 532 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:38,680 Speaker 1: the monster, not the doctor. Very very serious and sincere 533 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,640 Speaker 1: in his effort to make sure everyone knows the difference 534 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,839 Speaker 1: to us from patron very p William Morris, that's right, 535 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,640 Speaker 1: who wrote, dear Alchemist, thank you for being so awesome 536 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,440 Speaker 1: and and submitting yourself to my will. Sorry Craig for 537 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,320 Speaker 1: another intervention episode. I very much enjoyed the latest episode 538 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: with Joey's multiple personalities, although listening in the middle of 539 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 1: a fever state brought on what I assume is the 540 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,040 Speaker 1: dreaded virus. Uh. Not that I know this for sure, 541 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,359 Speaker 1: because I apparently must be on the verge of death 542 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,839 Speaker 1: to in order to get a test, but hearing my 543 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 1: name called over and over again was kind of surreal, 544 00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,319 Speaker 1: especially given the fever brain I had. This leads me 545 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,600 Speaker 1: to make another suggestion and please feel free to let 546 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: some time elipse before getting around to it, which I, 547 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 1: as you can see, did not. James avert those eyes 548 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: to the group. A group of people delirious with fever 549 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 1: trying to communicate with one another. That's it. Thanks again. 550 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 1: I love these guys so much. Stay healthy and hilarious. 551 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:58,719 Speaker 1: William Morris, um hit this. Can we just turn the 552 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,640 Speaker 1: A C on for just like a bit? Please? Yeah? 553 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 1: I don't think that's what the doctor thought was a 554 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,560 Speaker 1: good idea. So the doctor said, no a C. The 555 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,239 Speaker 1: doctor said, heat up, that's what the doctor wants. The 556 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 1: doctor said, let the fever work its way through your system. Okay, 557 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,120 Speaker 1: so I can't. So the A C is gonna stop 558 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,200 Speaker 1: a fever. We're not going to take painkillers. We're not 559 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,040 Speaker 1: going to turn on the a C so that you 560 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 1: feel normal. Doctor is a psycho path Okay, yeah, maybe 561 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,399 Speaker 1: he is. Yeah, he can't take anything. You can't take 562 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:32,479 Speaker 1: anything to ease the pain. And get you something to eat. Yeah, 563 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,880 Speaker 1: you can give me a little a C. Huh, A 564 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:41,920 Speaker 1: sort of tuna fish then fish? Okay, please manage? Why 565 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,239 Speaker 1: are you little colder? Please? Okay, all right? Okay? Here, 566 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,080 Speaker 1: Oh gee, god, damn it. Oh my god, that smells 567 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,840 Speaker 1: like tuna fish. And that's hot air. Okay, that's stopt 568 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 1: to breathe on me again. Let me fluff up the pillow. 569 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're sweating a lot. Yeah, I'm sweating 570 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,879 Speaker 1: a lot. Maybe we should adjust the temperature in here. 571 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: Holy god, yeah, maybe we should. Okay, I'm swimming in myself. Please. No, 572 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,160 Speaker 1: I was thinking we make a little hotter to really 573 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 1: drain this out. Keep talking about hotter. You want to 574 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,319 Speaker 1: make it hotter in here to break the fever. It's broken, man, 575 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 1: it's broken, free, it's running wild and me. Man, come on, 576 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:29,920 Speaker 1: I need the cool down. We're doing it here everyone. Doctor. 577 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,160 Speaker 1: I was just trying to study the patient, you piece 578 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: of fucking shit. Fucking piece of ships s what I'm 579 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 1: dealing with. Okay, great, great, great, fuck you fuck you motherfucker. 580 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:45,439 Speaker 1: It's so hot. I'm afraid the fever is really get 581 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,280 Speaker 1: into his brain. Okay. You realize you're a patient as well. 582 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,960 Speaker 1: I do, but I share this room, so okay, I 583 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,879 Speaker 1: can't just sit here in silence. Look, I think you're 584 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 1: you're you're feverish and you're getting delusional and uh oh 585 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm delusional. Now. Well look I'm not casting any aspersions. 586 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,400 Speaker 1: You know. Both of you just need to rest and 587 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,080 Speaker 1: let let the fever break. Okay, your honor, I think 588 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,200 Speaker 1: the thing that you need to do is sit down. 589 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: My client is innocent of those charges. Okay. Look, there's 590 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,640 Speaker 1: some magazines here. If you need to kill some time, 591 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,960 Speaker 1: feel free to look through those. Kill some time. That's 592 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,319 Speaker 1: what I want to kill time. Joey, pick me up. 593 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:31,640 Speaker 1: I'm a magazine holy ship. Come on, Joey, pick me up, 594 00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,799 Speaker 1: open it up, see what's inside. Can you guys give 595 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,160 Speaker 1: me a second with this architecture, digestus, give you a second? 596 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,839 Speaker 1: Give me a second? Doctor. Am I allowed to leave 597 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,719 Speaker 1: the room to give my roommate a second? No? You 598 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,920 Speaker 1: you need to both stay in the room. Thank you. 599 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,640 Speaker 1: This is very important and I do have other patients, 600 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,200 Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna make my way out of a doctor. Sorry. 601 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 1: Sorry you felt that he need to brag to us 602 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,840 Speaker 1: that you have other patients. Yes, I do. I'm a 603 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:03,200 Speaker 1: very important doctor. Many have said I am the most 604 00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 1: important doctor here at this time. I just ask you 605 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 1: to turn up the heat. You're so important. Maybe you 606 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Speaker 1: have access to the thumb stat I mean it's pretty 607 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:17,000 Speaker 1: hot here already, man, I am really andors are a 608 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,960 Speaker 1: chance that you have a temperature. I do not have 609 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,200 Speaker 1: a temperature, but I will let me just check in 610 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:29,080 Speaker 1: on everyone here. How are all my patients feeling? Oh, Kirk, good, 611 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,680 Speaker 1: good to see a colleague here. Okay, you know you're 612 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,839 Speaker 1: a patient. Yes, yes I do, and I'm sorry I'm 613 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 1: sorry that I said that. It's okay, everyone are alright, Okay, 614 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 1: how's the little hot in here. It's very hot, super good. 615 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,680 Speaker 1: Come on, Joey, opened me up. I've got a frankoid 616 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,360 Speaker 1: right house waiting for you. Oh my god, d this 617 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:55,040 Speaker 1: classic architecture. And if it goes well, I also have 618 00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:02,120 Speaker 1: a Tuscan facade waiting to be traverse. What is that? 619 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,360 Speaker 1: Is that the region of Tuscany? I think it was 620 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,440 Speaker 1: a Star Wars reference. Get out of here, the hell 621 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,960 Speaker 1: out of I can't, patient, I have to stay here, 622 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,080 Speaker 1: all right, everyone, calm down, calm down, all right down, 623 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,840 Speaker 1: thank you, kirk. Okay, you're a patient. You're a patient. 624 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,440 Speaker 1: So al right, is everyone good here? Does anybody want 625 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 1: some freshman a doing out of your bed? But get 626 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:33,200 Speaker 1: into your bed? They did? Somebody turned did somebody turn 627 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,000 Speaker 1: up the A C in this room? Well, we're trying 628 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,520 Speaker 1: to cool down bill. Do you not understand the science 629 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:46,799 Speaker 1: on it? Sorry doctor, sorry doctor. We want the temperature up. 630 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,000 Speaker 1: The temperature up will kill the virus. That is why 631 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,920 Speaker 1: you have fever. That is why. Yeah, why why did 632 00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:00,400 Speaker 1: they take your lips away? See the don't take my 633 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,200 Speaker 1: lip away. They did not take my BIPs away. They 634 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,200 Speaker 1: had to be removed because they had the virus. Virus 635 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,279 Speaker 1: they were It was traveling from whips to mouth, and 636 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,960 Speaker 1: I had to act fast. Honey, honey, honey, Oh god, 637 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,840 Speaker 1: I just I'm sweating feverish. I've got a lipless doctor 638 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,719 Speaker 1: in my head. Uh there's a magazine that's talking to 639 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:33,279 Speaker 1: some guy named Joey and uh, several doctors. I don't 640 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,080 Speaker 1: feel good. I don't feel good at all. I understand. 641 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,200 Speaker 1: But it sounds exciting, doesn't it. It's not though you 642 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,480 Speaker 1: think it would people, but it's not. I feel it's 643 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 1: more exciting than when I'm watching on the news. The 644 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: world is a mess. Okay, um, did you just did 645 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,239 Speaker 1: you don't I just turned the heat up just a bit, 646 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:01,239 Speaker 1: a bit more, very small amount. I think it will 647 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,239 Speaker 1: kill the virus. Yeah, yeah, I'm mind, Doctor Luke. Let 648 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:10,320 Speaker 1: me take your temperature again, open your mouth. Sure, okay, 649 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:17,759 Speaker 1: all right, Oh that's hot, hot to the touch. I'd 650 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,560 Speaker 1: sim think it just went up a little bit. I 651 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,120 Speaker 1: can tell it just went up. Okay, So your temperature 652 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,879 Speaker 1: looks pretty hout here and your and h Miranda, you're 653 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,840 Speaker 1: the one who took the temperature. I am now it 654 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:35,280 Speaker 1: says a hundred and thirty. That might be a little inaccurate. Okay, Okay, Well, yeah, 655 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,400 Speaker 1: just out of safety. We're gonna leave. We're gonna leave 656 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,759 Speaker 1: your husband at home alone. Okay, And uh, do you 657 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,360 Speaker 1: want to go out? You want to do something? Or 658 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,040 Speaker 1: yeah I would like to. Um, i've been I want 659 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,600 Speaker 1: to go to our beach house. Yeah, you have a 660 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,480 Speaker 1: beach house. We do? Okay, great? Yeah, down to go 661 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,760 Speaker 1: with you, sir, you're gonna have to stay home. Okay, 662 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 1: And let's turn the a c up for you, just 663 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,759 Speaker 1: to make sure. Is that all right? Sure? Yeah, thanks 664 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,839 Speaker 1: for turning it up. I'm so feverish. I don't think 665 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to object to my wife going off to 666 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,239 Speaker 1: our beach house with you. So. Oh, these sports coats 667 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,879 Speaker 1: are nice. Do you want if I should bring a couple? 668 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,399 Speaker 1: It gets chilly at night? Oh does it. I'm gonna 669 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,799 Speaker 1: need a couple now, sweetheart, you're gonna have. You're gonna 670 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,319 Speaker 1: be fine. Just enjoy that to my real, sweetheart. Come on, 671 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,400 Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. Just enjoy the time that you have 672 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,200 Speaker 1: with your little friends in your head. Okay, I have 673 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,920 Speaker 1: fun at the beaches. Be sure to lock it up. 674 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,320 Speaker 1: But it opens at night, It opens what it opens 675 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,200 Speaker 1: at night? The door it's opening gets breezy on the cape. 676 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,759 Speaker 1: You'll you'll go through all this with him. Yeah, it's 677 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,319 Speaker 1: a Tuscan style door, so all the doors in Tust. 678 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:53,080 Speaker 1: Can you do this at night? It's a Star Wars thing. Yeah. Yeah, 679 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,040 Speaker 1: you're saying that I'm I'm not even a doctor, but 680 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not even real and I'm just a voice 681 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: in your head that count. I mean, look at him. 682 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:10,640 Speaker 1: He's a real lifless doctor who's a Nazi. He seems real. 683 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,920 Speaker 1: You guys seem so real right now? Why did you 684 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,880 Speaker 1: think of a Nazi? Why did you make a Nazi character? 685 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,000 Speaker 1: Why did you do that? I don't Yeah, if you 686 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,000 Speaker 1: admitted us, you're you're responsible for all of this. That's 687 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,680 Speaker 1: some fucked up repressed ship dude. That's some fucked up 688 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,520 Speaker 1: ship man. And that that real doctor cut you hard man, 689 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,439 Speaker 1: that got cut you and took your way. You got cocked, man, 690 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 1: you got cocked. I mean, how do you know this 691 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,000 Speaker 1: virus is even real? Man? It could be a conspiracy. 692 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,800 Speaker 1: You know what you gotta do. You gotta go outside 693 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,480 Speaker 1: and you gotta start burning all the cars. The cars 694 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,880 Speaker 1: are the things that transmitting the virus. My freedom before 695 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:56,000 Speaker 1: your fear, right, okay, right? Right? Um um yeah, here's 696 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,200 Speaker 1: my license. It's a real driver's license. Why are you 697 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:08,480 Speaker 1: wearing a police uniform? I'm undercover? Oh okay, well, um, 698 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,520 Speaker 1: I guess it is here in your license. Your eyes 699 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 1: are blue? They are? Aren't they? Nope? Are you were 700 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,040 Speaker 1: in contact? Yeah? I am. I'm wearing contacts. I'm wearing 701 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,319 Speaker 1: bread contacts. Yeah. You should probably state that on your 702 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,319 Speaker 1: driver's license that you are contact lenses. Okay, Well, what's 703 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,719 Speaker 1: going on? Do we get pulled over? We got pulled over. 704 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,799 Speaker 1: My brother's running a fever and I'm just trying to 705 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,040 Speaker 1: get him to the hospital. What kind of fevers? It's 706 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 1: a bad one. It's a real fever. It's not a 707 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,520 Speaker 1: fake fever. Is there a number? Yeah, there's a number. 708 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,799 Speaker 1: It's a hundred and thirty. That sounds crazy, but that's 709 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 1: what the thermometer says. Okay, it sounds like your thermometer 710 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,880 Speaker 1: is working perfectly. Why don't I give you folks a 711 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,280 Speaker 1: police escort to the hospital? All right, that's that's great, 712 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: right bro? Sure, so you want to ride with me? 713 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,239 Speaker 1: I guess yeah, I'm just so hot? Do you have 714 00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,600 Speaker 1: any I d sir? Wait? Are you sure you want 715 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,839 Speaker 1: him to ride with you? He's got a fever. I mean, 716 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,480 Speaker 1: he doesn't have to ride with me. I just think 717 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:18,120 Speaker 1: it would be I've always wanted to ride on a motorcycle, Officer. 718 00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:23,360 Speaker 1: Do you think I could drive it? I've got a sedan, 719 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,160 Speaker 1: a cruiser, police cruiser, so you could do my calling 720 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,280 Speaker 1: in a motorcycle unit, so I could drive the motorcycle. 721 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,960 Speaker 1: You know, ma'am. I'm gonna give you just a warning today, folks, 722 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,239 Speaker 1: have a good day. Officer. Are you real or are 723 00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:42,760 Speaker 1: you in my head? Well? Do I have wings? You do? Actually? 724 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:48,480 Speaker 1: You're flying? Yes, you are flying? Okay, okay, then I'm real. Okay, 725 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:58,520 Speaker 1: what about you? Are you my brother? Or are you okay? No, 726 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,759 Speaker 1: not that that schools take it. Take it one more time, 727 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,319 Speaker 1: take the line one more time, and but just do 728 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,960 Speaker 1: it in your natural voice. What do you mean I 729 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:14,520 Speaker 1: said a line? I am your brother? Who I'm talking to? Mario? 730 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,239 Speaker 1: And now you've got me doing the voice. I'll start 731 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,319 Speaker 1: it by saying, are you my brother? Are you in 732 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,640 Speaker 1: my head? Okay? That's good, gin, that's good? Where is 733 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,240 Speaker 1: my krimble? By the way, did I did I not order? Am? 734 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,280 Speaker 1: All right? I'll just say it. I'll say action. Action 735 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,440 Speaker 1: is totally unprofessional. Nobody is going to get an Academy 736 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:44,200 Speaker 1: Award next year at this rate. Okay, someone, someone's going 737 00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,319 Speaker 1: to get an Academy Award. I will be up for 738 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,200 Speaker 1: the Supporting Actor next year and I plan on getting it, 739 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:57,360 Speaker 1: and the award for best just say it, the Award 740 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:02,560 Speaker 1: for Best Supporting Actor. Here we go. Read the envelope. Okay, 741 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,160 Speaker 1: well this is uh. The envelope is inside a bag 742 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:11,600 Speaker 1: of water, so it's a little wet this year water bed. Okay, 743 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 1: here we go. Why are you stalling? I'm not stalling. Uh, 744 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:20,959 Speaker 1: let's see here and the award joined off the face. 745 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna break away right now when we come back, 746 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:43,680 Speaker 1: and James Good, that's our show for it today. A 747 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,600 Speaker 1: man s I'm a hyak good. The monster says said 748 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,880 Speaker 1: it clearly. Once again, let's thank all of our alchemists. Now, 749 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,480 Speaker 1: you guys so much for joining here in the smack 750 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,879 Speaker 1: dab in the middle of May? Are we do not 751 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 1: really smack dab? I meet something I can't tell. I 752 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,000 Speaker 1: can't tell anymore. This groundhog day is just eating away 753 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,200 Speaker 1: my brain. But first, let's thank the lovely and delightful 754 00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:19,439 Speaker 1: and unfairly humorous carlic A cost fairly, unfairly, unfairly did 755 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,160 Speaker 1: you say did you think? He said barely? I thought 756 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,840 Speaker 1: he said fairly like fair you're like I thought you 757 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,399 Speaker 1: said fairly, Like jeez, you're taking me that well, if 758 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:34,839 Speaker 1: that's what you think, he said, proving once again great actress. Oh, 759 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,000 Speaker 1: thank you so much. I really needed this. I've laughed 760 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,359 Speaker 1: so hard today. Thank you for having me. It's so good, 761 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,400 Speaker 1: good good. Please come back as soon as you are able. 762 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,719 Speaker 1: Thank you, Joey Greer do what thank you for having me? 763 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,479 Speaker 1: And uh, Joey. Folks should look for your dynamite show 764 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,080 Speaker 1: just by going to Jeffy Greeber on Instagram and what yeah, 765 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,880 Speaker 1: Jeffy Jeffy Greeber on Instagram, and you'll see all this 766 00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,239 Speaker 1: stuff that I'm doing. I posted on my stories, twitcht TV, 767 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,799 Speaker 1: front Slash West Comedy Theater for Pretty Pretty Pony Bear 768 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:10,560 Speaker 1: supply and shows six nights a week. James Eeney here, 769 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,319 Speaker 1: I am looking at the reviews, and there's one from 770 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,279 Speaker 1: Davo five star review. There are two types of podcasts, 771 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,040 Speaker 1: the good ones and the ones that are on when 772 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:28,560 Speaker 1: I'm at home. James al Pacino is wonderful. Vanessa's aussee 773 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,640 Speaker 1: accent is stand out episodes play on request as designed 774 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,200 Speaker 1: respect to all Chicken his Church, Dave Perth, Western Australia. 775 00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 1: Do I do a great Pechino? I mean I was 776 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,760 Speaker 1: really I really loved that review, but I don't remember 777 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,520 Speaker 1: doing Pecino. I'm just gonna say yes an thank Yeah 778 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,840 Speaker 1: cool Stratton, thank you so much for being here, Pal, Yeah, 779 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,719 Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Um at Stratton Cole on Instagram, 780 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,920 Speaker 1: at col Stratton on Twitter and go to ss sketch 781 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,239 Speaker 1: Fest dot com slash watch. We've been putting out a 782 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,360 Speaker 1: bunch of archival recordings of great past shows. The proceeds 783 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,640 Speaker 1: go towards the performers and the festival and charities and things, 784 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,000 Speaker 1: so please check that out. Don't forget to save ten 785 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,839 Speaker 1: percent to work on the WiFi there at the house 786 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,800 Speaker 1: you met Greggs. Thank you so much, Pal, My pleasure. 787 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:28,240 Speaker 1: How much fun was this? Uh? That's one of our reviews. 788 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,359 Speaker 1: Are you reading that right from the iTunes? Yeah? I'm 789 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,000 Speaker 1: reading it here, my pleasure? How much fun was this? Uh? 790 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,520 Speaker 1: We can always get some more heat on the Alchemy. 791 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,920 Speaker 1: This reddit page zorlac seven posts every week the new 792 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,960 Speaker 1: episode and there's some comments, but then some of us 793 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,239 Speaker 1: on the show. May lurk on that page occasionally and 794 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,000 Speaker 1: see what you've written about us, so you never know 795 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,480 Speaker 1: when prowling did you. I don't know if it was 796 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,680 Speaker 1: was if this was Reddit or not, but there was 797 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:59,200 Speaker 1: one comment saying about how you in December, as Marvin 798 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,480 Speaker 1: MQ told me able to drink bleach. Do you remember 799 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:06,359 Speaker 1: that we had a whole episode where somebody drank bleach 800 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,080 Speaker 1: because you told him to on the phone and you 801 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,440 Speaker 1: got sued. Yeah, that's the one where you did your 802 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:15,879 Speaker 1: awesome pacino. It must be. It must be. I love 803 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,399 Speaker 1: that it's not just the Simpsons predicting the future. Let's 804 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,040 Speaker 1: thank our engineer of the Stars and producer, Mr Doug 805 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:27,120 Speaker 1: bain Fin. I heart media. I'm your host, and I 806 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,560 Speaker 1: thank you all very much. Please say extremely healthy. We'll 807 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,799 Speaker 1: see you next time on