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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dennis. This is Dennis. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up Dennis. My name is Ty. We've never met before,

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Speaker 1: but Betty wanted me to give you a call. Betty.

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Speaker 1: Who your grandma? Betty? Yeah, she wanted me to call you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you with the assisted living facility? Is everything? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not with the facility. Your grandma is

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Speaker 1: actually doing great, real good. Okay, that's good. So who

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Speaker 1: are you? Well? My name is Ty and I am

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Speaker 1: your grandma's new boyfriend. What yeah, yep, I'm her new

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Speaker 1: bow and she wanted me to call family and let

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Speaker 1: everybody know it's official and introduce myself. My grandma is

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Speaker 1: eighty four years old, I would say eighty four years young.

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Speaker 1: But how old are you? Oh, I'm twenty nine. I

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Speaker 1: know there's a bit of an age gap, but you know,

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Speaker 1: as my girl always says, age ain't nothing but a number,

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Speaker 1: So there's no way you're dating one grandmother language. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure if I told your grandmother words you just used

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Speaker 1: to me, she'd be pretty upset. I know she doesn't

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Speaker 1: like cursing. Dude, what you sound like a You sound

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Speaker 1: like a douchebag? Are you kidding me? Wow? She said

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Speaker 1: that some people might be against us dating, but I

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Speaker 1: had no idea. How did you even meet her? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of a funny story. I had

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Speaker 1: to go to the mall to exchange something and there

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Speaker 1: she was just walking with one of her friends, and

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Speaker 1: we started chatting and commented on her form. She giggled,

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Speaker 1: it was really kind of a magical thing. My grandmother's

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Speaker 1: eighty four years old. You're twenty nine. That is gross, man.

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Speaker 1: That if I ever you better hope I don't ever

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Speaker 1: meet you. You might think, Man, you're gonna say it's gross.

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what. I've been with many women

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Speaker 1: who are older than me, and your grandma is a

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Speaker 1: tom cat. Dude, you do not call my grandmother a

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Speaker 1: tom cat? All right, that's completely disrespectful. Listen before you

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Speaker 1: get all upset. You don't even know how it is

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Speaker 1: between us. Like sometimes I'll pick her up from the

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Speaker 1: cafeteria at the nursing home on a Tuesday and she

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Speaker 1: will just be frisky. Is all good after? Oh yeah yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just shut the cup right now. I can't shut up.

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Speaker 1: It's the truth. Shut up, tiger. You think I want

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Speaker 1: to know how you are with my grandmother? Why are

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Speaker 1: you doing this? You know what? That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: That's not even a point of the phone call. I

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Speaker 1: would just had what happened last Tuesday on my mind.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't been thinking about why I called. Okay, put

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Speaker 1: my grandma on the phone. Right now. Put my grandmother

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I want to talk to her. And look,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you're getting upset, and it's fine. We

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Speaker 1: don't have to like each other. But the reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling is to introduce myself. And also she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to ask for your blessing. You are not going

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Speaker 1: to propose to my eighty four year old grandmother, you

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Speaker 1: scam artist. No, No, no, no, you're I'm not proposed

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Speaker 1: You mean like marriage? Yeah, I mean marriage. I'm not

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Speaker 1: calling to propose marriage to your grandma. I was just

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Speaker 1: asking if I can have your blessing to be in

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Speaker 1: her will, and so she wants to leave me some

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Speaker 1: of her fortune when she passes. Oh yeah, okay, now

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Speaker 1: we're exactly Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. She told

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Speaker 1: me about the money, and I said, that's not why

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Speaker 1: i'm here, sugarplum, and then I smacked on a tight

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Speaker 1: little keyst No, you cannot talk about my grandmother like that.

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Speaker 1: You're a piece of man. You're right as basically your grandpa.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be telling you about your grandma. You are

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Speaker 1: not my grandpa. I'm done talking to you. I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to somebody in the facility. Are you at

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Speaker 1: the facility now? No, No, I'm not. I'm at a

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Speaker 1: radio station, actually, which is weird. I don't care whether

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Speaker 1: you are. I want to talk to somebody in the

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Speaker 1: facility right now. I want to talk to my grandmother

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Speaker 1: or I'm calling the police. You should care where I

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Speaker 1: am because I'm at a radio station doing a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call on you. I don't care. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: What would you say, I said, I'm at a radio

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Speaker 1: station doing a prank phone call on you? What this is?

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you? Your buddy Clint set you up

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Speaker 1: no way that. Yeah, he said, you love your grandma

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Speaker 1: more than anybody else in the world, and it would

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Speaker 1: piss you off if she was dating somebody I don't know,

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Speaker 1: sixty years younger than hers. So funny. Oh my god, Hey,

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Speaker 1: but look, if your grandma's on the market, if it's

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Speaker 1: cool with you, I wouldn't mind taking her out just once.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Week up every morning with jewel phone taps. Weekdays,

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Speaker 1: the two point five