Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew with today's prank. Phone call, nephew,
Speaker 1: what you got for us?
Speaker 2: Everybody like it a different way, surety, everybody like it
Speaker 2: a different way.
Speaker 1: Some people like it like this. You got your title?
Speaker 2: I got man, you know your strawberry later letter is
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Believe she like it like that.
Speaker 2: Well, my title of my prank is Number twos need
Speaker 2: Valentines too. You understand Number twos need Valentines to what?
Speaker 2: Why why they can't have no candy? Why they can't
Speaker 2: have some rods? You just don't say it like that,
Speaker 2: called say number two. You know they need roses, they
Speaker 2: need flowers, they need they need they need.
Speaker 1: Shearing all.
Speaker 2: They need Victoria's secrets. You know they need these things.
Speaker 2: So Number twos need Valentines too. All right, now, this
Speaker 2: is timing talking right here. Okay, Now Friday night, I'm
Speaker 2: ready to love. It'll be Thomas Miles talkers. I don't
Speaker 2: want y'all to separate them too, right, I don't want
Speaker 2: you know, y'all make sure you separate that.
Speaker 1: That's two different people.
Speaker 2: That's timy Okay, Thomas Miles is gonna get ready to
Speaker 2: love Friday night.
Speaker 1: I think we have topate the too. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: no jo jobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want us to watch, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to draw separation. I'm I promise you
Speaker 1: I'm not tuning in for and Nephew turn me on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I understanding. That's what you're doing in the morning. You're
Speaker 1: tuning in for stupid in the morning.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna swave it up and have
Speaker 2: some sense on Friday, Saturday, Saturday in Memphis, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be back to stupid, back to time. See, you got
Speaker 2: to know how to how to ride these waves. Man's
Speaker 2: gotta be hard, ain't it. It's rough that up and
Speaker 2: down is rough when you you be tired. Don't you
Speaker 2: exhaust every day? You don't wore your hands out. Hey,
Speaker 2: let's go get Doug number twos me Valentine's too. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to speak with mister Andre.
Speaker 3: He's actually not here right now. Can I take a
Speaker 3: message for him?
Speaker 2: Yes, my name is Zach and I'm calling from the
Speaker 2: Seasons Hotel and I'm following up and trying to make
Speaker 2: sure we got you guys straight for Thursday. We have
Speaker 2: you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and
Speaker 2: we have champagne that's already been ordered, and I just
Speaker 2: wanted to follow up and make sure if you guys
Speaker 2: wanted any other amenities in the room. We definitely have
Speaker 2: you guys scheduled for lunch at noon and the couple's
Speaker 2: spa treatment is that is at four.
Speaker 1: I'm following up.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like your concierge, and I want to
Speaker 2: make sure that if you guys need anything, we can
Speaker 2: get you taken care of.
Speaker 3: Wait. Wait, wait, you say your name is zach from.
Speaker 2: Where I'm zach Man from the from the Season's Hotel.
Speaker 2: I'm calling about you guys reservation that you have here
Speaker 2: at the hotel on on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Guys, what you guys? I don't have a reservation there.
Speaker 3: So you're saying Andre has a reservation there on February
Speaker 3: thirteenth in a suite and lunching a couple's massage. Who
Speaker 3: is a couple? I'm not. I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 3: I'm his wife, Can I can?
Speaker 1: I can? I? Miss? Okay, I'm sorry. What's your name, ma'am?
Speaker 3: Destiny?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Pa?
Speaker 3: Pause? So you're calling from the Seasons because my husband,
Speaker 3: Andre has a reservation for the evening, starting with you're
Speaker 3: saying like lunch and a couple inside a couple's massage
Speaker 3: the day before?
Speaker 1: About man, can I okay? Hold on? Man? Can I?
Speaker 1: Can I get you to hold on for a second?
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. I'm sorry. That wasn't E meant
Speaker 3: for you. Oh my god, I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to beat his Can I get you to hold
Speaker 1: on for a second?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Oh my okay, I'll be right back. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, Miss Destiny.
Speaker 3: Yes understand. Oh my god. We've got to cancel that room. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're canceling the lunch, We're canceling the couple's spot treatment.
Speaker 3: Anything that is booked under his name. I would like
Speaker 3: to cancel it at this point in time.
Speaker 1: So okay, man, but I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to cancel. Only the person that has
Speaker 2: made the reservation can cancel.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: I don't, if you don't mind me, I don't normally
Speaker 2: get personal.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been married?
Speaker 3: Man, we have been married for eleven years and we
Speaker 3: have two children together. So what is this the day
Speaker 3: before Valentine does this jump off day or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh my, oh my god, thank you for this call.
Speaker 3: I can't even Oh my god. He told me he
Speaker 3: had to go out of town for work Thursday morning.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be back to Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me ask you something. Let me let
Speaker 1: me ask you something.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, you gonna see him on the fourteenth,
Speaker 2: ain't you?
Speaker 3: Seriously? Are you? Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 1: I mean I was trying to look at that.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me right now? You're talking about my
Speaker 3: husband is bringing some trap up to the the seasons.
Speaker 3: He must like her. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, but like I said, don't.
Speaker 3: Ask me those stupids like that about and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: see him on the fourteenth. Don't need to ask me though,
Speaker 3: dump like that, y'all. Bet I hope y'all see him
Speaker 3: by the fourteenth and stuff y'all won't be looking for
Speaker 3: his because I'm about to get in that for sure.
Speaker 3: Is he crazy? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1: Can I say something? It's destin If you.
Speaker 3: Don't mind, don't say nothing stupid exact okay, because I'm
Speaker 3: really on the edge right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I understand, I understand it. I'm just playing. I
Speaker 2: guess Devil's advocate here.
Speaker 1: Don't number twos need love to goodbye?
Speaker 3: Back?
Speaker 1: Did she and hung the call back? Call back? What
Speaker 1: did you hang up on.
Speaker 3: You? You damn right? I hung up for you, your
Speaker 3: little unprofessional talk. I can't believe it. You call here,
Speaker 3: get me on the phone telling me some outwageous about
Speaker 3: my husband cheating on me, bringing some to the four
Speaker 3: season's knowledge. You know I'm not to go whoops. I
Speaker 3: want to come down there and whoop. Don't and you're
Speaker 3: gonna turn around and ask me like, don't don't number
Speaker 3: twos me you were out there? You better hope I
Speaker 3: don't run into you. Okay, if you see an angry
Speaker 3: black woman coming your way, no that it is me.
Speaker 3: I'm coming for your flash me No stupid like my
Speaker 3: husband out here cheating on me.
Speaker 2: We got kids and okay, okay, let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Ain't your sister Latricia? Ain't that your sister?
Speaker 3: Wait what you're saying that down there with my husband?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not saying that at all. But Patricia, do.
Speaker 3: You know my sister? Actually? Who is this?
Speaker 2: Who are you do you have to know who I am.
Speaker 3: Hell, yes, because I want to make when I come
Speaker 3: down there to whoop y'all some whooping the white.
Speaker 2: Well, when you come down here, look for me, look
Speaker 2: for Tommy. Nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Your sister Latricia got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3: Oh you dirty, Oh you're putting my food so right
Speaker 3: and tact those follow up. Okay, okay, that's how we
Speaker 3: play today, Okay, nephew Tommy, Yes, yes, okay, to go
Speaker 3: get her though. I'm gonna go get her though. That
Speaker 3: was You should feel my heart. It's just bad. In
Speaker 3: a hundred miles a minute, I was. I was fired up,
Speaker 3: ready to go whoop somebody. You know what time she
Speaker 3: was right, somebody just go you and you know what,
Speaker 3: I bet she's gonna be a woman.
Speaker 2: You gotta let me know what is the baddest that
Speaker 2: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, the.
Speaker 3: Thieves Harvey Morning Show, and it's you tell me.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: I'll be back tomorrow with it all right. Stupid not stupid,
Speaker 2: stupid not stupid.
Speaker 3: Thank you, nephew,