WEBVTT - Number 2s Need Valentines Too - 02.06.25

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for the nephew with today's prank. Phone call, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody like it a different way, surety, everybody like it

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<v Speaker 2>a different way.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people like it like this. You got your title?

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<v Speaker 2>I got man, you know your strawberry later letter is

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe she like it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my title of my prank is Number twos need

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<v Speaker 2>Valentines too. You understand Number twos need Valentines to what?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why they can't have no candy? Why they can't

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<v Speaker 2>have some rods? You just don't say it like that,

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<v Speaker 2>called say number two. You know they need roses, they

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<v Speaker 2>need flowers, they need they need they need.

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<v Speaker 1>Shearing all.

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<v Speaker 2>They need Victoria's secrets. You know they need these things.

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<v Speaker 2>So Number twos need Valentines too. All right, now, this

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<v Speaker 2>is timing talking right here. Okay, Now Friday night, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>ready to love. It'll be Thomas Miles talkers. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want y'all to separate them too, right, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>you know, y'all make sure you separate that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two different people.

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<v Speaker 2>That's timy Okay, Thomas Miles is gonna get ready to

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<v Speaker 2>love Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have topate the too. Yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 1>no jo jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you want us to watch, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to draw separation. I'm I promise you

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not tuning in for and Nephew turn me on it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I understanding. That's what you're doing in the morning. You're

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in for stupid in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna swave it up and have

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<v Speaker 2>some sense on Friday, Saturday, Saturday in Memphis, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be back to stupid, back to time. See, you got

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<v Speaker 2>to know how to how to ride these waves. Man's

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be hard, ain't it. It's rough that up and

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<v Speaker 2>down is rough when you you be tired. Don't you

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<v Speaker 2>exhaust every day? You don't wore your hands out. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go get Doug number twos me Valentine's too. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to speak with mister Andre.

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<v Speaker 3>He's actually not here right now. Can I take a

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<v Speaker 3>message for him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, my name is Zach and I'm calling from the

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<v Speaker 2>Seasons Hotel and I'm following up and trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure we got you guys straight for Thursday. We have

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<v Speaker 2>you all scheduled on Thursday for our junior suite, and

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<v Speaker 2>we have champagne that's already been ordered, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to follow up and make sure if you guys

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<v Speaker 2>wanted any other amenities in the room. We definitely have

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<v Speaker 2>you guys scheduled for lunch at noon and the couple's

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<v Speaker 2>spa treatment is that is at four.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm following up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of like your concierge, and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that if you guys need anything, we can

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<v Speaker 2>get you taken care of.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait. Wait, wait, you say your name is zach from.

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<v Speaker 2>Where I'm zach Man from the from the Season's Hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling about you guys reservation that you have here

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<v Speaker 2>at the hotel on on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, what you guys? I don't have a reservation there.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying Andre has a reservation there on February

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<v Speaker 3>thirteenth in a suite and lunching a couple's massage. Who

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<v Speaker 3>is a couple? I'm not. I don't know anything about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm his wife, Can I can?

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<v Speaker 1>I can? I? Miss? Okay, I'm sorry. What's your name, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 3>Destiny?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Pa?

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<v Speaker 3>Pause? So you're calling from the Seasons because my husband,

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<v Speaker 3>Andre has a reservation for the evening, starting with you're

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<v Speaker 3>saying like lunch and a couple inside a couple's massage

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<v Speaker 3>the day before?

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<v Speaker 1>About man, can I okay? Hold on? Man? Can I?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get you to hold on for a second?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it. I'm sorry. That wasn't E meant

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<v Speaker 3>for you. Oh my god, I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to beat his Can I get you to hold

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<v Speaker 1>on for a second?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, Oh my okay, I'll be right back. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Uh, Miss Destiny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes understand. Oh my god. We've got to cancel that room. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're canceling the lunch, We're canceling the couple's spot treatment.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything that is booked under his name. I would like

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<v Speaker 3>to cancel it at this point in time.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, man, but I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not allowed to cancel. Only the person that has

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<v Speaker 2>made the reservation can cancel.

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<v Speaker 3>I just can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, if you don't mind me, I don't normally

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<v Speaker 2>get personal.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you guys been married?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, we have been married for eleven years and we

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<v Speaker 3>have two children together. So what is this the day

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<v Speaker 3>before Valentine does this jump off day or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, oh my god, thank you for this call.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even Oh my god. He told me he

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<v Speaker 3>had to go out of town for work Thursday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't be back to Friday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let me ask you something. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I mean, you gonna see him on the fourteenth,

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<v Speaker 2>ain't you?

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously? Are you? Are you kidding me right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was trying to look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me right now? You're talking about my

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<v Speaker 3>husband is bringing some trap up to the the seasons.

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<v Speaker 3>He must like her. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but like I said, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask me those stupids like that about and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>see him on the fourteenth. Don't need to ask me though,

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<v Speaker 3>dump like that, y'all. Bet I hope y'all see him

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<v Speaker 3>by the fourteenth and stuff y'all won't be looking for

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<v Speaker 3>his because I'm about to get in that for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he crazy? Oh my gosh?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say something? It's destin If you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't mind, don't say nothing stupid exact okay, because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>really on the edge right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I understand, I understand it. I'm just playing. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess Devil's advocate here.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't number twos need love to goodbye?

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<v Speaker 3>Back?

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<v Speaker 1>Did she and hung the call back? Call back? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you hang up on.

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<v Speaker 3>You? You damn right? I hung up for you, your

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<v Speaker 3>little unprofessional talk. I can't believe it. You call here,

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<v Speaker 3>get me on the phone telling me some outwageous about

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<v Speaker 3>my husband cheating on me, bringing some to the four

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<v Speaker 3>season's knowledge. You know I'm not to go whoops. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to come down there and whoop. Don't and you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna turn around and ask me like, don't don't number

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<v Speaker 3>twos me you were out there? You better hope I

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<v Speaker 3>don't run into you. Okay, if you see an angry

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<v Speaker 3>black woman coming your way, no that it is me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming for your flash me No stupid like my

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<v Speaker 3>husband out here cheating on me.

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<v Speaker 2>We got kids and okay, okay, let me ask you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't your sister Latricia? Ain't that your sister?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what you're saying that down there with my husband?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I'm not saying that at all. But Patricia, do.

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<v Speaker 3>You know my sister? Actually? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you do you have to know who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell, yes, because I want to make when I come

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<v Speaker 3>down there to whoop y'all some whooping the white.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when you come down here, look for me, look

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<v Speaker 2>for Tommy. Nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Your sister Latricia got me the prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you dirty, Oh you're putting my food so right

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<v Speaker 3>and tact those follow up. Okay, okay, that's how we

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<v Speaker 3>play today, Okay, nephew Tommy, Yes, yes, okay, to go

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<v Speaker 3>get her though. I'm gonna go get her though. That

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<v Speaker 3>was You should feel my heart. It's just bad. In

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<v Speaker 3>a hundred miles a minute, I was. I was fired up,

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go whoop somebody. You know what time she

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<v Speaker 3>was right, somebody just go you and you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I bet she's gonna be a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta let me know what is the baddest that

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Thieves Harvey Morning Show, and it's you tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>That is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back tomorrow with it all right. Stupid not stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>stupid not stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, nephew,