Speaker 1: Did you see be just yet?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 3: I saw Transformers one. Oh did you see Beat going tonight? Oh?
Speaker 1: To night? To Transformers one? They call it Transformers down here,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 3: Thought it was Transformers one, you know up here as well?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait a second Transformed there's two different Transformers movies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's one and then there you know and one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a crossover with the you know
Speaker 3: the game. Yeah yeah, Transformers who know? Is just Transformers around,
Speaker 3: you know for ninety minutes.
Speaker 1: I am now, I'm like, I have to look up
Speaker 1: Transformers who Know. It's got to deck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's no flip Transformers Star. There's know
Speaker 3: for everything they did the they monopoly that ship.
Speaker 1: They were like with we can your kids like your
Speaker 1: kids like they know mm hmm yeah, I'm I think
Speaker 1: that's like one of the few games that has the
Speaker 1: same adrenaline rush from childhood into adulthood, like in terms of.
Speaker 4: Just straight up kid card games.
Speaker 3: Ah, when you do the like and reverse and pick
Speaker 3: five and I'm out, yeah.
Speaker 1: For real, to the point where I only I only
Speaker 1: play for the biggest high in Uno, Like I just
Speaker 1: filled my hand with just death cards like and I'll wait.
Speaker 1: I'll wait because I just want to build a hand
Speaker 1: to just go out with it.
Speaker 4: It's like my fucking favorite. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I think it's like rope adoping somebody, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: In a card game, man, I just got so many
Speaker 3: of these dang cards.
Speaker 1: You have three cards up, I have ten? No way
Speaker 1: draw for reverse blue switch. Fuck you, I'm out peace.
Speaker 1: That's that real ship. Because you know why, I think
Speaker 1: as adults would make they would I would cry when
Speaker 1: they would do that ship to me that like I
Speaker 1: was forged in those fires that now like when I
Speaker 1: do it, like yeah, like younger family members, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: a fuck you. All the adults, especially on my dad's side,
Speaker 1: there was no mercy for children in card games. Like
Speaker 1: they're like, well, we can go easy on them. They're
Speaker 1: like yeah, no, they were. It was like they were like,
Speaker 1: you know, my grandmother Michael Jordan's ship. She's like, what's up, Hope,
Speaker 1: He's we get that ship.
Speaker 3: Oh we got a bitch tonight. As you sit down
Speaker 3: to the table.
Speaker 1: Played to play scrabble, she's like cracking her knuckles and ship,
Speaker 1: She's this motherfucker can't read.
Speaker 3: Hello the Internet and welcome to this week trend edition
Speaker 3: of Guys. Yeah, production by Heart Radio. It's the podcast
Speaker 3: where we take deep to have into American share consciousness.
Speaker 3: And this is the episode where we tell you what
Speaker 3: wasding over the weekend. My name is, of course Jack,
Speaker 3: and that over there, well, that of course is my
Speaker 3: co host, mister Miles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nitrous oxide veteran. Wanting to your kids out really.
Speaker 3: Quick by telling them how to do it by you're
Speaker 3: doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: Get a big ass balloon. Stop hitting it from the can.
Speaker 4: It's more fun with the balloon, more fish.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah, what a weekend?
Speaker 3: What a weekend?
Speaker 1: I'm forty years old and one week old now, I
Speaker 1: like to think of it like that.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to start doing this every week.
Speaker 1: I'm forty years.
Speaker 4: And two weeks now.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the episode where we tell you, guys,
Speaker 3: what is trending, what happened over the weekend. We also
Speaker 3: get to know you a little better by telling you
Speaker 3: what is something we think is underrated? What is something
Speaker 3: we think is overrated? Miles, you want to tell them
Speaker 3: something you think is under over dealers choice, what do
Speaker 3: you want to start with?
Speaker 1: Let's do under rated and I think the youth are
Speaker 1: underrating how terrible doing.
Speaker 4: Nitrous oxide is for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on Friday, right, I was like looking at Twitter
Speaker 1: and Sizza, you know, fantastic vocalists, Hilarious.
Speaker 3: I'm tweeting out about Sis's latest album very late, but
Speaker 3: bangers on this.
Speaker 4: Look, you gotta look, there's a lot of music out there.
Speaker 4: We're not kids anymore.
Speaker 1: We're waiting on the Tuesday when music would drop and
Speaker 1: be like, did you go to Sam Goodie and get
Speaker 1: the CD?
Speaker 4: Because it's like seventy things that come out every day.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she tweeted, sorry to be old and annoying, but
Speaker 1: is no one going to talk about how galaxy gas
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere and is being mass marketed to
Speaker 1: black children? The government is doing nothing. Since when are
Speaker 1: we selling whippets at the store? Somebody protect the children.
Speaker 1: Something about the childlike designs and marketing is so spooky,
Speaker 1: like stars and bright colors.
Speaker 4: You're trying to entice the kids on purpose.
Speaker 1: And at the time, like I've been like in the UK,
Speaker 1: there's like a lot of soccer players get fucking they
Speaker 1: get caught up doing laughing gas and shit like that.
Speaker 1: And I've noticed too in a lot of like rap
Speaker 1: videos too. You see people like hitting cans of like
Speaker 1: fucking naws like in different ways.
Speaker 4: Like it used to be those little whipp.
Speaker 1: It cartridges for like a home, you know, whipped cream
Speaker 1: thing that sort of like silver cartridge. Now this shit
Speaker 1: like Galaxy gas. It is branded. It's so colorful, like
Speaker 1: the bottles and stuff, and it's stuff like mango smoothie
Speaker 1: ice cream. Like it's straight up flavors. Yeah wow. Whereas
Speaker 1: like before, they're like it's nice like whipp It the
Speaker 1: things that used to be, but in bigger ass cans
Speaker 1: now and with flavors. But they say like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: to help in It's like it's for culinary use only.
Speaker 1: But if you're using it for culinary use, like you
Speaker 1: don't need a flavored gas because potentially you're like your head.
Speaker 4: Is so in the game.
Speaker 1: You're flavoring whatever yourself that you need to inject with
Speaker 1: like banana chemical flavor.
Speaker 3: It's to power your Derby car. It's mango smoothie flavor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: exactly for your kids Derby car their mouth.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I just like looking at that and now
Speaker 1: seeing like how there's definitely like a proliferation of articles
Speaker 1: more and more where people like the new trend. I
Speaker 1: saw video like they're just like there's people doing shit
Speaker 1: on TikTok making it look all fun and shit. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you that just as an old head, I will
Speaker 1: sat like an old person here, you do not this
Speaker 1: ship is not good for you.
Speaker 4: It is not the fucking experience you want, chemically or otherwise.
Speaker 1: And I just like, again, I just need to tell
Speaker 1: the youth just leave that nitrous oxide alone, please please?
Speaker 1: And what the fuck is this company doing with like
Speaker 1: all this flavored shit. It's like it feels like the
Speaker 1: early Jewel days, you know what I mean, when it
Speaker 1: was like, no, this ain't for kids, but it's called
Speaker 1: like uh like unicorn, huh yeah, you know exactly.
Speaker 3: Galaxy gas is what a DARE officer would call it.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like, you know, did you when the
Speaker 3: DARE officer came in and we're like, yeah, weed, Devil's
Speaker 3: devil salad and like all the galaxy gas feels. I
Speaker 3: remember him like calling some drug like black ice, and
Speaker 3: everybody just like laughing at him because we were twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what the fuck?
Speaker 1: You know, like you go to a like I remember
Speaker 1: I was in a head shop like to get some papers,
Speaker 1: and like they just had a bunch on the fucking
Speaker 1: walls there. I was like wow, And it didn't really
Speaker 1: connect at the time. I was like with this big
Speaker 1: old galaxy gus shit. And now I'm like putting it
Speaker 1: all together and I'm like it's everywhere, and yeah, just
Speaker 1: please talk to your kids about galaxy gas and Halen's
Speaker 1: is like one of the like growing segments of like
Speaker 1: intoxicans for like younger people. So I didn't realize how
Speaker 1: much the kids were fucking with NOAs like that and
Speaker 1: not diverse.
Speaker 3: That's pretty scary. Yeah, I mean I was associated with
Speaker 3: like the very drugs that people did when you couldn't
Speaker 3: get like you were too young to get drugs. Like
Speaker 3: the things that the kids that I grew up with
Speaker 3: did was whippets and then like passing out, Oh where
Speaker 3: you just like took a bunch of deep breaths and
Speaker 3: then like made the person pass out.
Speaker 4: Ye ye, yep, just some light brain damage.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: We just just please damage my brain, hitt these thoughts
Speaker 3: away from me. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So.
Speaker 3: My underrated I got a couple like sweaters on the
Speaker 3: beach movies love these esthetically it looks good.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's always Cape Cod. I feel like there's
Speaker 1: always like the Atlantic seaboard when you.
Speaker 3: Were and we went to like a tidepool beach like
Speaker 3: so not not like a beachy day, but just like
Speaker 3: a low tide end of the day check out, like
Speaker 3: what was left behind type beach. Leo Correo also shout
Speaker 3: out like there's all these places around Los Angeles that
Speaker 3: are named for like actors who I think were like
Speaker 3: the George Clooney of their day, but then like nobody
Speaker 3: remembers them at all, but like a.
Speaker 1: Smart idea Will Rogers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Will Rogers, I guess is pretty well known. But
Speaker 3: like Leo Careo, I didn't I didn't know about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't know either. That's a guy A
Speaker 1: place like you could go camp like as a teenager
Speaker 1: and no one would bother you and you could like smoke.
Speaker 3: A good strategy, find like an out of the way
Speaker 3: spot that is very pretty and name name.
Speaker 4: It after who was this Leo Careo.
Speaker 1: I didn't do a lot of research, but.
Speaker 3: I know it's an American actor, vaudevillian, political, cartoonist and conservationist.
Speaker 1: So said Will Rogers, also a vaudevillian.
Speaker 3: Guy too, like around that same era.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Will American vaudeville. What's the vaudeville beaches and ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, SoundCloud rappers should be the next generation of entertainers.
Speaker 4: I get their own beaches after this.
Speaker 3: I always assumed that, like you, why would you ever
Speaker 3: wear a sweater on the beach, But you know, we
Speaker 3: we brought our sweaters to this beach. It was like
Speaker 3: in the sixties and the sun was going down and
Speaker 3: the Pacific is fucking freezing, so it was chilly. And
Speaker 3: it's just a just a good look. That's just a brief,
Speaker 3: a little no no family photosh We we didn't. We
Speaker 3: weren't like coordinating or anything like that. We just but
Speaker 3: I got a lot of pictures shark fish and anemones
Speaker 3: and oh yeah, come on, dude. But the other my
Speaker 3: other underrated. So I watched this movie Rebel Ridge this weekend,
Speaker 3: which is has been like near the top of like
Speaker 3: the Netflix uh charts, and I'm gonna call it like
Speaker 3: a cabsploitation, Like it's like a guy getting fucked with
Speaker 3: by cops and repeatedly just like fucking the police up
Speaker 3: over and over again.
Speaker 4: It's like an ouva bowl film, like where like one.
Speaker 3: Kind of but it's like well done. Oh okay, it's
Speaker 3: it's pretty well done. It's like it starts out and
Speaker 3: you think it's just gonna be like a remake of
Speaker 3: First Blood, like where you know the first Rambo, which
Speaker 3: is like a better movie than people remember because the
Speaker 3: sequels were so ridiculous. But in that movie, like Rambo's
Speaker 3: a Vietnam vet and like he gets sucked with by
Speaker 3: a local sheriff and then like runs off into the
Speaker 3: woods and is just like killing cops from those woods
Speaker 3: the whole time. So in this I was wondering, like
Speaker 3: why they weren't doing that, because after he gets sucked
Speaker 3: with one time, he just like continues to go back
Speaker 3: and like find the movie just like finds ways for
Speaker 3: him to interact with the cops. But it's actually smart
Speaker 3: because it just repeatedly like recreates these scenarios we've seen
Speaker 3: with like corrupt cops, like arresting someone, finding different ways
Speaker 3: to like fuck someone up, or at one point they
Speaker 3: like pull him over but like don't use their lights
Speaker 3: and then they explain like it's because if the lights flash,
Speaker 3: then their dash cam camera starts up and like they're we're.
Speaker 1: About to be corrupt, all right, And it's like I'm
Speaker 1: lifting the hood of my car, Like that's the other
Speaker 1: thing cops do is like they pull the hood up
Speaker 1: to block the engine.
Speaker 3: To let the engine cool off a little bit. But
Speaker 3: it's yeah, so it's just seeing this these scenarios we've
Speaker 3: seen so many times in actual like police body cam
Speaker 3: footage like played out in a way where the cops
Speaker 3: kind of get fucked up is very satisfying, and I
Speaker 3: feel like it could be its own genre of movie
Speaker 3: of just like repeatedly showing people fucking up.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, you know, you know it's better than real
Speaker 1: police reforms movies where they taking it out of the
Speaker 1: cops and then that will act as a salve for
Speaker 1: us in our ailing society.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it'll give people ideas of what to
Speaker 3: do and they'll all get armed. So maybe not a
Speaker 3: good idea, but it was very satisfied.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I mean, like when you said I'm I'm
Speaker 1: watching this, I mean just seem like a still poot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is this guy intact gear like fighting
Speaker 1: the cops and I'm like, okay, I'll ask last questions,
Speaker 1: yeah and start watching more. Yeah.
Speaker 3: His backstory is like that he trains the military on
Speaker 3: how to like do hand to hand combat when you're
Speaker 3: unarmed and they're armed, and like.
Speaker 1: Have like escalate a situation premise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so he's like anti weapon, Like he's like
Speaker 3: kind of got Batman rules where he like won't use
Speaker 3: a weapon on somebody. He's just like disarming them over
Speaker 3: and over again.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a blast. I highly recommend. But yeah, it's
Speaker 3: just it was smart of them to be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: these are thereforce scenarios, keep seeing over and over again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what is miles something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Overrated summer now that it's fall. And I have to say,
Speaker 1: along with that is the food.
Speaker 4: I have two things.
Speaker 1: The first is just a parent thing that I think
Speaker 1: all parents experience, which is like you get all these
Speaker 1: like toys from relatives and stuff that are nice that
Speaker 1: you think your kid is gonna play with, and they
Speaker 1: just want to play with a fucking tube of toothpaste
Speaker 1: for like days, and you're like, what about this nice
Speaker 1: thing grandma got you that's made of like wood and
Speaker 1: is like baby safe, and he's like, nah, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep trying to eat this hand sanitizer hand spray
Speaker 1: bottle and like just like fuck with this forever very
Speaker 1: I mean, in a way, bless their bless their imaginations
Speaker 1: for making toys out of those things. But yeah, just
Speaker 1: like with the season change on paper, because it's still
Speaker 1: hot here. I did a thing last night, just like
Speaker 1: when we were talking with Lydia, just getting into I'm
Speaker 1: in Peepaw fall right now. Yeah, such a nice pork
Speaker 1: stew last night that with I'm not in like these
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes Jack, I put a fucking pound of butter
Speaker 1: for it was three and a half pounds of potatoes,
Speaker 1: one pound of butter, and it's just the perfect vessel
Speaker 1: for the stew to sit upon, and I cut up some.
Speaker 4: It was just so fucking good.
Speaker 1: And anyway, I realized too, how much like food helps
Speaker 1: bring like sort of in a sense, in a sensory way,
Speaker 1: bring you into the next season because like the mood. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I did. I did on Saturday, I like grilled.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me just get my last kind
Speaker 1: of grill at not that I won't I'll stop grilling,
Speaker 1: but like this felt like they're like, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, we're getting into falling out
Speaker 1: summer grill exactly fully into the stews. So I just
Speaker 1: got to say, summer, it's been great. You were very
Speaker 1: fucking hot this year in Los Angeles, and people who
Speaker 1: knows what fall will look like. But now I'm realizing
Speaker 1: I'm ready to wear sleeves. I'm wearing ready to wear
Speaker 1: a hoodie. I'm ready to wear pants and I want
Speaker 1: that very soon.
Speaker 3: And you're you're ready to wear sleeves, but you're just
Speaker 3: for the listener. You're not wearing sleeves right now. You're
Speaker 3: still wearing a cut off yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I have like cropped it's cropped too, like I
Speaker 1: look like a linebacker from the eighties.
Speaker 3: To Belichick chic cut off sleeves hoodies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't that what he called them?
Speaker 1: They're called give ups like I give up, yeah, like
Speaker 1: wearing like rocking the sweatpants and at times, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I got my give ups on that's great.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I was listening to a sports podcast that was covering
Speaker 3: like one of the rings NFL shows. I guess there's
Speaker 3: other sports podcasts besides my Jack Mad Boosts. Right, So
Speaker 3: I was just I just found out about this, so
Speaker 3: I was just checking them out. But they were talking
Speaker 3: about like coach expressions and like they were talking about
Speaker 3: how like Mike Tomlin is always saying cut your eyelids off,
Speaker 3: keep your eyes open, cut your eyelids off, players, and uh,
Speaker 3: what's his name? From the Chargers. Harbaugh was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die leaning on my staff like Moses about like
Speaker 3: his coaching staff.
Speaker 1: Wow, trust, wow, Wow, this is this is great like
Speaker 1: high level coach poetry. He's the son of the other Harbor.
Speaker 1: Is that the deal?
Speaker 3: No, he's the brother of the other Harbor.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so they were Jim John Yeah, okay, got it,
Speaker 1: got it, got it.
Speaker 3: Jim was the Michigan, right, Jim is the Michigan and
Speaker 3: now Chargers and now Chargers.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: And people were like, so, how do you feel about
Speaker 3: your like offensive coordinator's decision? And he was like, ah,
Speaker 3: you know, call me Moses because I'm gonna die leaning
Speaker 3: on my staff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I call him the staff al of Caucus because
Speaker 1: they're deadly to others, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You hear me, our tactics, man our place.
Speaker 3: Yeah hell yeah, but yeah, I don't know if they
Speaker 3: have writers writing for them or if that's just like
Speaker 3: a part of you have to have that like weird
Speaker 3: gym teacher poetry in.
Speaker 1: The brain because it's like a pimp, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like and like the least problematic sense of
Speaker 1: like you got to convince a group of people to
Speaker 1: like ride for you and put their bodies on the line,
Speaker 1: and you kind of need the gift of gap to
Speaker 1: sort of be like, you know how like that old
Speaker 1: player ship that like you got to make sure your
Speaker 1: next move is your best move, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Because I'm ready, like you know, like a referee with
Speaker 1: a whistle like that kind of shit. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you need those little isms that like kind of get
Speaker 1: it that connect, because it's not enough to be like
Speaker 1: wake the fuck up. Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 3: You're like cut my eyelids off, exact, cut my and
Speaker 3: you always don't close your eyes forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone had terrible eye infections.
Speaker 3: They're like anyway, kind of with my this weekend, it
Speaker 3: didn't go so well.
Speaker 1: A lot of pinky now, that's right.
Speaker 3: My overrated is old bagels I had bagels this weekend
Speaker 3: a place to like bagels every couple hours. Old bagels
Speaker 3: are overrated, fresh bagels underrated. I guess I'm just an
Speaker 3: underrated kind of guy because this is clearly an underrated
Speaker 3: disguised as an oprated. But I yeah, my like having
Speaker 3: a fresh bait. I was like, I have not been
Speaker 3: having bagels until now, like that. Any bagel that's not
Speaker 3: freshly baked is such bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so subpar. It's such bad pr for the
Speaker 3: bagel brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: You know, I've been reviving them with the toaster here
Speaker 3: and there, but not close to what I experienced this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, because you freeze them, like do you get
Speaker 1: fresh ones and then you freeze them sometimes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we've done that before, or we get the
Speaker 3: buy in the grocery store. It's just like a sponge
Speaker 3: and it's like mostly just uh, it's.
Speaker 1: Bagels taped bread. That's not a bagel like that you
Speaker 1: buy at the store like that. It has to come
Speaker 1: from dude.
Speaker 3: Like spongey from the preservatives.
Speaker 4: Have you had a sour dough bagel? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: yeah from lady. Have you been to that spot?
Speaker 3: No, So I just so I'm a novice to this.
Speaker 3: We were going to a place that last week, like
Speaker 3: a friend's house where my kids are like taking a class,
Speaker 3: and so last week they brought fresh bagels. So I
Speaker 3: was like, I've had these bagels from this place Courage.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So I went there and the weight was thirty minutes
Speaker 3: to order, and then as I was waiting, someone who
Speaker 3: had just reached the front was like, oh, also, it's
Speaker 3: fifty minutes after you order for them to give you bagels.
Speaker 3: So I wow. Went to a different place that was
Speaker 3: called c A L I see, I think, and their
Speaker 3: whole thing is just like we baked new bagels every
Speaker 3: two hours and the whole shit, yeah, oh, I think
Speaker 3: just like fresh baked any bread product is such a
Speaker 3: is so different. Like my my favorite pizza place that
Speaker 3: I've talked about on here before is Manco and Manco
Speaker 3: on the Jersey Shore, And but I've like realized that
Speaker 3: it goes bad within ten minutes of like getting out
Speaker 3: of the oven. It doesn't like go bad, but it
Speaker 3: just becomes pretty mediocre after that. And I feel like
Speaker 3: if I granted every other pizza place that same grace,
Speaker 3: I would probably still think Manco Omeco is the best,
Speaker 3: but like it's I don't know, like that that makes
Speaker 3: such a difference. Like yeah, because bread is a pham
Speaker 3: so it's like naturally not going to.
Speaker 4: Be it's the insane environment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like ten minutes after it comes out and like
Speaker 3: achieves that form.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I like Courage.
Speaker 1: I like Bell's Bagels, I like Mary's Bagels, Layla Bagels.
Speaker 3: Yeasts a bunch of places. Yeasty boy. Yeah that sounds
Speaker 3: very I love a fun name. Also, Quick overrated your
Speaker 3: ability to own a pigmy hippo in my moodang research,
Speaker 3: I was searching pigmy hippo size to like find out
Speaker 3: what their size would be full grown. And when I
Speaker 3: put pigmy hippo s it auto completed to sale, and
Speaker 3: oh god, that that worried me. So I would suggest
Speaker 3: not owning, not trying to go out and buy your.
Speaker 4: Own island right now, smuggle one back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they get to be up to like six hundred
Speaker 3: to nine hundred pounds, and I'm just gonna say those Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: This is also a thing that I am now completely
Speaker 3: unsure of any any research I do, because I am
Speaker 3: realizing that the Google AI is Assistant is so fucking
Speaker 3: bad at it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Length four to six feet, weight four hundred to six hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this thing fulls oh shit. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of them, I was like danger, pigmy hippo Danger,
Speaker 3: and like one of them ate a antelope at a
Speaker 3: zoo in Ohio. I think that's like killed an antio.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it ate the whole thing, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: So all right, well I guess I'll put that dream aside.
Speaker 3: So that that's our those are our PSAs, ye, and
Speaker 3: don't don't try and buy a pigmy hippo.
Speaker 4: Hey, always wisdom from this show.
Speaker 3: That's right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 3: and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, man.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: My kids have like a little bit of a cough,
Speaker 3: and this weekend I was having like a couple moments
Speaker 3: where I was like, man, I've got RFK boys, like
Speaker 3: my boy like has there's something on my vocal chord
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, there was like something where I couldn't
Speaker 3: I've hadn't speak right for I.
Speaker 1: Sound like like when I've I was at a wedding,
Speaker 1: like maybe a few months ago, and I completely lost
Speaker 1: my voice and I sounded like funk Houser from Curby Enthusiasm,
Speaker 1: like super Dave Osborne, like it was like Larry like
Speaker 1: it was. My vocal cords were shocked. Didn't quite get
Speaker 1: to rf to shreddo Yeah, yeah, yeah, I couldn't. Could
Speaker 1: not get like a full bodied voice out all right.
Speaker 3: Well, amazingly, speaking of r f K h his being
Speaker 3: investigated for desecrating Yeah, and up p s A. So
Speaker 3: the p s A don't send nudes to r FK Junior. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: I know it sounds like a good idea. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: we were all tempted to do so, but I'm going
Speaker 3: to explain why why not to? So he was being
Speaker 3: investigated for desecrating a whale carcass, as we learned at
Speaker 3: the end of last week, for the story where he
Speaker 3: chainsaw the head of a whale off and put it
Speaker 3: on top of his van. That didn't turn out to
Speaker 3: be the biggest RFK Junior scandal of the week because
Speaker 3: New York Magazines Olivia, Newsy, Nuzzy and used ez I
Speaker 3: See was forced to take a leave after New York
Speaker 3: magazine discovered that she allegedly had a personal relationship with
Speaker 3: RFK Junior.
Speaker 1: Okay, a personal relationships like their friends.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, sorry, all right, I'm not allowed to have friends.
Speaker 3: It was not physical, but it did involve the sending
Speaker 3: of nude photos, which have repeatedly been described as demure.
Speaker 1: Oh, very mindful, very demure. Yes, very very on point
Speaker 1: with the use of the word demurre. It's happened such
Speaker 1: a moment right now. Okay, so very demure, very mindful
Speaker 1: nude photos. Yes, but they weren't having a physical relationship.
Speaker 1: They were not having a physical relationship. She had written
Speaker 1: a profile of him called that was titled the mind
Speaker 1: Bending Politics of RFK Junior Spoiler Campaign, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: like particularly flattering. I would say, like, sure, he seems
Speaker 1: kind of like an asshole, Like he seems like real angry.
Speaker 1: Throughout the profile.
Speaker 3: At one point they like hop in his van and
Speaker 3: She's like, I honestly like couldn't stop from gagging, Like
Speaker 3: this van is just like covered in dog hair and
Speaker 3: smells terrible. I don't know if it's the same van
Speaker 3: that transported the whalehead all those years ago, but it
Speaker 3: sounds like it could be.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm gagging in your van is just like to
Speaker 1: fucking wild as shit. Yeah, I love that he drives
Speaker 1: a van, though, there's just something RFK Junior with his
Speaker 1: like wacky anti vaxer shit whale chainsng love of you know, life.
Speaker 4: He should be writing around this stinky ass van.
Speaker 3: With no seatbelts because the dogs have chewed all the
Speaker 3: seatbelts off. He just like runs around with a wild
Speaker 3: pack of dogs. But like that comes off with somewhat
Speaker 3: he kind of like So the drawing that goes with
Speaker 3: the article makes him look like he's having some kind
Speaker 3: of emotional breakdown inside a Doctor Seuss book and like
Speaker 3: he's crying and there's like dogs, but it's like a
Speaker 3: you know, a fun illustration. So that's because he does
Speaker 3: just like burst into tears throughout the profile piece. Oh
Speaker 3: and he just seems, yeah, like somewhat unstable. I remember
Speaker 3: reading it and being like, Wow, this guy seems like
Speaker 3: he's got a lot going on and shouldn't be the president.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, not at all. That's not the kind
Speaker 1: of guy. I don't even want to hang out with him.
Speaker 1: So no, I don't. I means I wouldn't trust him
Speaker 1: with anything outside of leaving me the fuck alone and
Speaker 1: not having to do it intersected my life in any way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which and then she got fired. Is she fired?
Speaker 3: She's been put on leave because they said it like
Speaker 3: poorly reflects on their you know, impartiality and you know,
Speaker 3: all the stuff that journalism is supposed to care about.
Speaker 3: Although she said it happened after the profile. So the
Speaker 3: way that this apparently came out is that she sent
Speaker 3: him the demure nude photos and he proceeded to brag
Speaker 3: about that to so many people that it got back
Speaker 3: to the editor of New York Magazine, who they do
Speaker 3: not like. Uh so did you This is gonna seem
Speaker 3: weird and based on your reporting, I can't imagine it's true,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you And then she denied it, denied it,
Speaker 3: and then came clean from HR.
Speaker 4: Right, that's why she's here. So that's what I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna ask this to you.
Speaker 1: And this is I'm asking you this in the most
Speaker 1: objective sense, Right, did you send nude pics to RFK Junior?
Speaker 1: I can say that, right, Uh yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: makes sense. That's so when I read that, like, like
Speaker 1: she only got busted because this dude was bragging about it.
Speaker 1: I like, immediately, I was like, wait, there was something
Speaker 1: about that in the Vanity Fair this guy's eating a
Speaker 1: dead dog profile too, and I went back to find it.
Speaker 1: And then this is another part. This is from that
Speaker 1: Vanity therapiece quote. When Kennedy was married to his second wife,
Speaker 1: Mary Richardson, he was known to text other damning images
Speaker 1: to friends as well of nude women. Those friends assumed
Speaker 1: Kennedy himself had taken the pictures, but they didn't know
Speaker 1: whether the subjects had consented to having their genitalia photographed,
Speaker 1: let alone shared with other people. When one friend lost
Speaker 1: his phone, he panicked that somebody might discover the images.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is all this is. I know, lies
Speaker 1: detected at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his campaign, for the most part is like he
Speaker 3: only met Olivia Nutzi once in his life for an
Speaker 3: interview which turned out to be a hit piece. And
Speaker 3: if she wants to send him some demure nude photos, right,
Speaker 3: you know what can he do?
Speaker 1: Hit piece and now rag about.
Speaker 3: Them to everybody?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So he is married to Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Speaker 3: Any update on that as no updates as of yet, Babe, they.
Speaker 1: Were very demure, very mindful nudes. Okay, that that's account
Speaker 1: for something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was annoyed by the whole demure thing just
Speaker 3: because it seemed like people were really forcing it. But
Speaker 3: now it just seems like people are going to use
Speaker 3: it more in their vocabulary and it's a very fine word.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but I think I would say, like at
Speaker 1: least a solid sixty percent of people don't know what
Speaker 1: demuir means, right, Like it's just a way to describe
Speaker 1: a vibe. But I hope people understand the modesty aspect
Speaker 1: of Yeah, that's what I hope comes back to our society.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of the Trump campaign, because our kid Jringer
Speaker 3: did endorse Donald Trump, we do like to check in
Speaker 3: with the Trump campaign from first of all, from the
Speaker 3: perspective of what's he selling these days?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what's he grifting on? Hell? Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you got for me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: How can how can I? How can you unburden me
Speaker 1: of my dollars? Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: So every week it feels like there's some sub QVC
Speaker 3: merchandise being uh sold and ridiculed online. So he has
Speaker 3: recently announced that he's selling coins, claiming that it's the
Speaker 3: only official coin designed by me. I love I love
Speaker 3: the idea of Donald Trump taking graphic design courses and
Speaker 3: like learning photoshops.
Speaker 4: And a design you will guess what's on it, so.
Speaker 3: You're never gonna I mean, this is pretty wild, Like
Speaker 3: the guy's doing some next level thinking. It's on one side,
Speaker 3: it's the White House with his signature with a big flag,
Speaker 3: big flag over what's.
Speaker 1: It's like that half the width of the White House
Speaker 1: is about how wide this fucking American flag is above it?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's a it's it would be a illogically
Speaker 3: big flag where it actually sized that way. And then
Speaker 3: like the it's in God we trust is written above
Speaker 3: the top, but it like doesn't it looks cheap and
Speaker 3: weird because it only has like it doesn't have all
Speaker 3: the detailing of even a nickel, you know, right, Like
Speaker 3: there's a lot of empty space in it, which makes
Speaker 3: it weird. And then on the other side, the moneymaker,
Speaker 3: we got Donald J. Trump across the top, and then
Speaker 3: a picture of Donald Trump that looks like Ted Copple.
Speaker 1: Yeah if Ted Copple was like flattened by a steamroller. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this is.
Speaker 4: This is exactly what this looks.
Speaker 3: Like very unflattering. So that's very mir very unflattering, very demure,
Speaker 3: very very mindful.
Speaker 1: He's selling the coin for.
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars even though it contains around thirty dollars
Speaker 3: worth of silver and perfect. Yeah, this is not you know,
Speaker 3: as as you might have noticed from his sale pitch
Speaker 3: that this is not the only Trump coin. This is
Speaker 3: just the only official coin designed by Miame. There are
Speaker 3: other Trump coins, these ones in gold, because he knows
Speaker 3: that his followers love gold. Love of gold now.
Speaker 4: Asterisk and not made of real gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but these ones are like even more unflattering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, so he should never be shown in profile,
Speaker 1: even if it is for a coin that's like meant
Speaker 1: to pump your own dick up and pretend you won
Speaker 1: the elunction. There's like a Trump one challenge coin and
Speaker 1: his profile he looks like Boss Nass from Phantom of
Speaker 1: the Menace. He looks like Phantom of the Menace. Yep,
Speaker 1: Phantom of the Phantom of the Opera Menace. H huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the other one is just troubling, all the
Speaker 3: images of him. What the silver one looks nothing like him,
Speaker 3: and then the gold ones are seem like they would
Speaker 3: be like very unflattering likenesses and perhaps the reason that
Speaker 3: he felt the need to put his own coin out.
Speaker 1: And the other one, it looks like he's taking the
Speaker 1: Elvis ship that seals your destiny.
Speaker 4: That's like, what is basically it's like.
Speaker 3: And you have taken the Elvis shit that seals your destiny.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: So anyways, just we wanted to share this exciting opportunity,
Speaker 3: investment opportunity with our listeners.
Speaker 1: Now, let's soften that with a bit of polling.
Speaker 3: Well, and also explain why this might be the official
Speaker 3: coin of the realm pretty soon. Because he so, he
Speaker 3: is surging in polls. According to the latest New York
Speaker 3: Times polling, he's going up in Arizona, Georgia, and North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: And if Democrats lost all those states, it'll be bad,
Speaker 3: Like it would be much more difficult for.
Speaker 1: The Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona. Kamala must win, Pennsylvania must win, Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: must win, Michigan. Yeah. Yeah, it's there's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a it gets tricky there, It gets tricky there to
Speaker 1: get to two seven.
Speaker 3: And if he's actually doing really well in those states,
Speaker 3: he's probably doing much better than expected in other states.
Speaker 3: Is usually how election results work, you know, the like
Speaker 3: the states aren't completely distinct from one another. So this
Speaker 3: is this is the first really bad polling for Harris
Speaker 3: in a number of weeks. But the New York Times
Speaker 3: polling has been a little bit to the right of
Speaker 3: the overall averages over the past, you know, since before
Speaker 3: the debate, and then this is the first poll that
Speaker 3: like kind of seemed to return to that right word
Speaker 3: lean since the debate. I've also I just want to
Speaker 3: like note how I'm reading polls these days, because there's
Speaker 3: this guy and ed Injermentum. Are you familiar with him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like a poll reader who is one of the
Speaker 3: few people who got the polls right ahead of the midterm.
Speaker 3: He was like one of the few people who was like,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to be a red wave.
Speaker 3: And one of the things that he was able to
Speaker 3: pull out was basically that there's all these polls and
Speaker 3: You've mentioned this off handedly before, but I just wanted
Speaker 3: to like kind of focus in on it. There's all
Speaker 3: these poles that are basically designed to generate the appearance
Speaker 3: of support for Republican policies and Republican politicians. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: they know it's like absolutely guaranteed that Fox News will
Speaker 3: pick those up, like or you know one American News
Speaker 3: confirmation bias.
Speaker 1: Baby, who's God for me?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So basically, even though these are polls that are like, well,
Speaker 3: we'll give them a C or like a C plus
Speaker 3: or a B minus in like like five point thirty
Speaker 3: eight takes all poles into account and just grades them differently.
Speaker 3: And this guy basically predicted the midterm results by being like,
Speaker 3: you actually shouldn't take those into account at all, you
Speaker 3: should just leave them out. So his read has been
Speaker 3: that she's like in a good position heading into the
Speaker 3: final forty two days. Jesus, that's giving me fucking anxiety
Speaker 3: the area. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been telling this motherfucker to take its fucking time,
Speaker 1: and now we're forty two out, all right, Jackie Robinson,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's just all these garbage pull Like so
Speaker 3: even since the mid term, there's like a bunch of
Speaker 3: Twitter personalities and what he calls politics obsessed teenagers getting
Speaker 3: into polling as a hobby, and like all of their
Speaker 3: polls get averaged. You know, they have a small weight
Speaker 3: on it, but they have enough of a weight that
Speaker 3: they affect what like five thirty eight averages and models
Speaker 3: look like, right, and so he was able to get
Speaker 3: a more accurate read by just ignoring all of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean because what Nate Silver, he left
Speaker 1: five thirty eight, right, He's like doing it own. He's
Speaker 1: like doing a weird thing that people are like, what's
Speaker 1: up with his polling? But yeah, I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: like in Newsweek they were saying, you know, like they're like,
Speaker 1: Nate Silver's model has Kamala Harris winning for swing states.
Speaker 1: But it's not the swing states we were just talking about.
Speaker 1: It was the ones that like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Nevada
Speaker 1: that are must wins in the event that you know,
Speaker 1: North Carolina and Georgia aren't aren't going to turn out
Speaker 1: the way it will. But yeah, I mean, I think there's,
Speaker 1: like like you were saying, there is there's a lot
Speaker 1: of confirmation bias that play with polling and like.
Speaker 4: How people hire polsters.
Speaker 1: Like so if you're working on you know, like a
Speaker 1: ballot proposition and you have like a consortium of wealthy
Speaker 1: donors who are the ones bankrolling the entire thing. You
Speaker 1: need to check in with them to show them how
Speaker 1: their money is being well spent. By that, I mean,
Speaker 1: you show them polls that look good and be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, thanks so much. I know, we asked
Speaker 1: for that extra hunter k blah blah blah. That's how
Speaker 1: that translated. This Like here's some latest polling. Da da
Speaker 1: da da da, and they go, oh, okay, here, here's
Speaker 1: more money.
Speaker 4: Here's more money.
Speaker 1: So guess what you will hire polsters that can help
Speaker 1: shape the reality a bit, you know, to keep your
Speaker 1: dollars flowing or you you know, getting to you know,
Speaker 1: you know, covered on Fox or One American News or whatever.
Speaker 1: So it's always like there's a there's definitely a bit
Speaker 1: of it. It's not the most objective thing because sometimes
Speaker 1: polls aren't necessarily for us or to indicate to us
Speaker 1: what's happening.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, like you need polls that.
Speaker 1: Are just meant to message things for other purposes too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, and it's going to be close.
Speaker 3: Fact, they have an effect in the sense that they
Speaker 3: like give people confidence that oh the foxest narrative that
Speaker 3: they're talking about is the act actually reflective of how
Speaker 3: people out there feel. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you also you do for considering how deflated
Speaker 1: conservatives have been since the beginning of Brat summer and
Speaker 1: all the weird oh shit they need they need to
Speaker 1: see something that tells them they're still in the game and.
Speaker 3: Nothing weird about those numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and by all measures, like I just in the
Speaker 1: same way, like Democratic voters are being told like a
Speaker 1: lot is on the line, a lot is at stake,
Speaker 1: the same is being told to conservatives in a much
Speaker 1: freakier fucking way. But they're they're also trying to tap
Speaker 1: into their like this, it's all on the line this November.
Speaker 1: Get your ass out there, so you know, we'll see
Speaker 1: forty two days though, and and Georgia is gonna make
Speaker 1: it fucking very difficult. So speaking of Georgia, we've talked
Speaker 1: about the Georgia Elections Board and the MAGA members of
Speaker 1: that election board that like Donald Trump, like called out
Speaker 1: by name at a rally, like we love them, notary folks.
Speaker 1: They're gonna completely fuck the rat for us when it
Speaker 1: comes to these election results. And they've altered the rules
Speaker 1: to the point that like essentially this election board can
Speaker 1: decide whether or not to certify election results uh oh.
Speaker 1: And now it got worse somehow because over the weekend
Speaker 1: it was reported they've changed the rules now, so millions
Speaker 1: of ballots will have to be fucking hand counted. Jesus
Speaker 1: hand counting. The handcover quote requires the poll manager and
Speaker 1: two sworn poll officers to unseal ballot boxes, remove and
Speaker 1: record the ballots, and have three poll officers independently count them.
Speaker 1: And it's not like that they're saying, like you need
Speaker 1: to record the results, just purely the number of ballots cast.
Speaker 4: It is what they're trying to go after, and.
Speaker 1: The process is so fucking convoluted it's like pointless to describe.
Speaker 1: But essentially three people at each polling place are going
Speaker 1: to handcount ballots independently to make sure like all three
Speaker 1: arrive at the same number. They're like, what'd you get?
Speaker 1: What'd you get? Like, ah, off by two uh oh,
Speaker 1: over four million? Yeah, or another like if it's taking
Speaker 1: too long, which is the point, the Elections Board will
Speaker 1: take over and determine if and when to certify the
Speaker 1: results of a given precinct or.
Speaker 3: The Elections Board, which is very pro Trump, Yes.
Speaker 4: They have a Trump majority.
Speaker 1: Who is they are doing things that are extra legal
Speaker 1: they are doing. They are not a legislative body. They
Speaker 1: are an administrative body, so they're but they're saying like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: now we're going to decide, you know, like we are
Speaker 1: the b all end all and everyone's like, you can't
Speaker 1: do that, and that's I'm like, our system's so fucking flimsy.
Speaker 4: If three assholes can just be.
Speaker 1: Like, no, we're changing it and now I'm in charge
Speaker 1: and fuck you and there's no remedy to that, then
Speaker 1: this Holy shit. I thought, you know, I thought this
Speaker 1: was gonna get sorted, but no, here we are. And
Speaker 1: you know, I think we've said this before because there's.
Speaker 4: Republicans like we need a hand count or whatever.
Speaker 1: That is one of the most I mean, like, I guess,
Speaker 1: the most inaccurate way to count something unless you were
Speaker 1: like blindfolded and on like acid or something and you
Speaker 1: were told these were snakes you were handling, maybe you
Speaker 1: get a more like a less accurate count. But machines,
Speaker 1: So why machines fucking work here? And there were no
Speaker 1: issues with these existing systems previously. But again, this is
Speaker 1: all happening because this is the playbook for this election,
Speaker 1: and there is a murky figure behind this elections board
Speaker 1: like sort of the like a group of very willing
Speaker 1: elections officials across the state of Georgia.
Speaker 4: She was like, she's like very close to Trump.
Speaker 1: She was actually on the line on that same phone
Speaker 1: call when Trump was asking Brad Rathensberger to find some
Speaker 1: more votes. Yeah, so there's like as an you cheat
Speaker 1: on this and make me president. Yes, she was like
Speaker 1: on the phone for that call, like on the Trump side.
Speaker 1: And now she has an entire infrastructure in place of
Speaker 1: elections official that will basically do whatever they can to
Speaker 1: cause as much chaos as possible and delay the results.
Speaker 1: The Attorney General of Georgia is like, this seems like
Speaker 1: a little bit too far. But whether or not that
Speaker 1: is going to translate to any kind of legal remedy,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Forty two days away jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in other countries, like they know the results the
Speaker 3: night that the election happens, in real time based they're
Speaker 3: just like, uh and yeah, we have a winner like
Speaker 3: right away. But in the US, yeah, this is gonna
Speaker 3: George is gonna take days like maybe like weeks by
Speaker 3: design because they want to give the Rats as much
Speaker 3: of a chance to fuck.
Speaker 4: I think they have a six day period to count
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: And the fact that it's not happening sooner again is
Speaker 1: because if you slow down the map from turning blue
Speaker 1: or red in certain places for an audience that has
Speaker 1: been fed a steady diet of election result denihilism, it's
Speaker 1: just gonna it will help put roots down in their
Speaker 1: minds that wait a second, is it happening again? Ye,
Speaker 1: if it isn't an out, if it isn't a total blowout,
Speaker 1: or if you know, Trump just drastically overperforms too, and
Speaker 1: it's we got twenty sixteen Michael Jordan cry face on
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: I do feel like he's going to do better than
Speaker 3: like the MSM narrative of the past twenty days.
Speaker 1: It's too it's too cocky, Like yeah, it's weird, Like
Speaker 1: I know that they're they're terrible at covering Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: but they also are so dismissive to be like, and
Speaker 1: we've won. Look at them. They're a mess. But yeah, also, like,
Speaker 1: don't count out the fact that there are a lot
Speaker 1: of wealthy people that are putting tons of money and
Speaker 1: also to try and help Trump win, and add to
Speaker 1: that all these fucking creeps out here who are just like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'll fucking I'll put my finger on the fucking scale.
Speaker 4: I don't care even if I am indicted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I feel I feel like I don't know.
Speaker 3: But either way, like it's important to stay focused on
Speaker 3: the information that actually matters and not a smoke screen
Speaker 3: of like people who are just horny for Hannity to
Speaker 3: say their name or the name of their pulling outlet.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like the stuff with the Georgia election board
Speaker 3: feels like it's gonna matter. And then like the actual
Speaker 3: pulling that seems to be suggesting he's doing better than expected. Uh,
Speaker 3: probably need to pay attention to that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just tough too, because like he and I
Speaker 1: think you are alluding to this in something you're reading
Speaker 1: that I wrote, is that like his playbook isn't to
Speaker 1: appeal to anyone aside from like the like the biggest
Speaker 1: low lifes. Yeah, Whereas like Democrats are like they're not
Speaker 1: doing the thing that energizes progress, like their entire base
Speaker 1: of voters. They're like, if we just fucking curl up
Speaker 1: into a ball, maybe no one will notice anything that
Speaker 1: we're not changing this situation in the country, And we
Speaker 1: can just get through this, rather than like Joe Biden
Speaker 1: even was you remember when they're like, yo, this motherfucker
Speaker 1: fdr to electric bogloo when he was running in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty with like some of the policies, Like these policies
Speaker 1: aren't e fucking close. They're like, yeah, man, yeah, more
Speaker 1: money for the cops, baby, uh, less money for people?
Speaker 4: All right, any questions? Yeah, all right, great, Yeah, the
Speaker 4: see November.
Speaker 3: The stuff that the mainstream media like points to as
Speaker 3: like disqualifying, like his racism, willingness to say anything, just
Speaker 3: seems to strengthen his appeal with a lot of the
Speaker 3: people who are already interested in voting for him. And
Speaker 3: then and then the mainstream media pointing it out like
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're supposed to do in this case,
Speaker 3: but that also seems to make people happy because it's
Speaker 3: like triggering the the Libs. But yeah, on the Democratic side,
Speaker 3: it just feels like we're watching them try to like
Speaker 3: balance between different positions that won't offend this party, and
Speaker 3: you know, like right, because they are for a status
Speaker 3: quo that the people voting for them aren't actually happy with,
Speaker 3: and so it just it's a disadvantage.
Speaker 1: On a macro level, Like this is where I'm like,
Speaker 1: these people are so stupid. Ask any normal person who
Speaker 1: has a regular existence like a job and a family
Speaker 1: or a debt or whatever, I would tell I'd wager
Speaker 1: eighty percent of people are like, man, this shit can't
Speaker 1: continue the way it's going. Yeah, like the way my life,
Speaker 1: how chaotic my life feels, how you know, stretched thin
Speaker 1: I feel without any help, without any kind of relief.
Speaker 4: This isn't sustainable.
Speaker 1: And the fact that that is so that's permeating throughout
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist and through people's like minds and not being
Speaker 1: addressed in sort of like you can activate something that
Speaker 1: a huge, a large amount of people are feeling right
Speaker 1: now that quite can't articulate it. But the fact that,
Speaker 1: like to your point, it's like, well, we're kind of
Speaker 1: here to defend that shitty status quo.
Speaker 4: It's like, dude, you're ugh, this isn't it's not energizing.
Speaker 1: This fucking freaks out here being like they're eating pats
Speaker 1: and they're fucking jacking off to this nonsense. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 4: And like here it's like, hey man, we have like.
Speaker 1: Like the most regressive immigration plan we've had as a
Speaker 1: party in a long time. Uh sure, yeah, excited. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Trump is also, by the way, for a status quo
Speaker 3: in all the important ways that would impact people's day
Speaker 3: to day lives. Like he's going to do things that
Speaker 3: benefit the extremely wealthy, but just.
Speaker 4: For that group of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for that group of people that don't care.
Speaker 3: They just he can say whatever wild ass thing pops
Speaker 3: into his head and they're going to enjoy it as
Speaker 3: long as it makes people say that's that's a terrible
Speaker 3: thing to say.
Speaker 1: Exactly, because again, those people are also dealing with their
Speaker 1: stressed out, unhappy lives too. But it's the remedy to
Speaker 1: that is manifesting in a very different way, which is like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: fucking everyone's gonna cry. And that's that sort of level
Speaker 1: of destruction, Like I mean, will be who will come
Speaker 1: to pass if things don't anyway. Yeah, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll see, man, we'll see, we'll see, we will see.
Speaker 3: Let's let's take one more break and we'll come back
Speaker 3: and talk some pop culture stuff.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and.
Speaker 3: Uh at the box office, let's check in with the
Speaker 3: bo Beetle Juice. Beetle Juice continues to be baffo was
Speaker 3: number one. Still I'm going tonight. It's legging out. It's
Speaker 3: it's got legs the trades.
Speaker 4: Is are they saying it's legging out?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a leggy box office boffo.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it was number one of the box office
Speaker 3: for a third weekend in a row, chopping topping the
Speaker 3: new Transformers movie Transformers one, which our writer JM was like, wait,
Speaker 3: what there's a new Transformers movie. Yeah, my kids were
Speaker 3: acutely aware they were locked in on this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's live action.
Speaker 3: No, it's animated.
Speaker 1: And oh it's not computer animated. That's why your kids
Speaker 1: know about it, and the fucking drug using adults don't
Speaker 1: know about it.
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, which isn't fair because I'm sure it
Speaker 3: would be fun to watch on drugs. The animation is
Speaker 3: pretty cool in moments.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: Like Spider Man level interesting, like King with the Okay, no,
Speaker 5: just like not like it kind of has a unique
Speaker 5: style and it sticks with it and there's just like
Speaker 5: some cool action sequences where they take advantage of the
Speaker 5: fact that they don't.
Speaker 3: Have to like make this look like it's happening in reality.
Speaker 3: It's made by the director of Toy Story four, which
Speaker 3: you know that movie. I really enjoyed that movie and
Speaker 3: the overall. Yeah, so I took my kids to see
Speaker 3: it this weekend. Only fell asleep for like fifteen minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my kids absolutely loved it.
Speaker 4: I thought they fell asleep.
Speaker 3: I no, No, I only fell asleep for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Was it which should they wake you up? Or did
Speaker 4: you do that thing? We're like, oh, ship up in
Speaker 4: a sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the latter.
Speaker 3: And when I told them that I was asleep for
Speaker 3: a portion of it because they were asking me a
Speaker 3: question that I couldn't answer.
Speaker 1: About what happened? Like that what happened?
Speaker 3: But I, yeah, it's a very good execution of what
Speaker 3: it is. But I expected this movie to do badly
Speaker 3: from the second I saw the first trailer because it
Speaker 3: like takes place on their home, like on the Transformer
Speaker 3: home planet, like in a Transformer's world where they like
Speaker 3: it's just like Transformer v. Transformer fighting, like bug aliens
Speaker 3: mixed in and there's just like a ton of moving
Speaker 3: parts and like it's not even clear like what the
Speaker 3: steaks are or like what what's haed Like you kind
Speaker 3: of have to be familiar with Transformers lore, and the
Speaker 3: animation does take like a little getting used to, and
Speaker 3: my kids fucking loved it. I ate too many Jlopago
Speaker 3: peppers with my popcorn and haven't felt right since.
Speaker 4: With each kernel.
Speaker 3: Basically, oh man, that I don't recommend that I like.
Speaker 3: As much as I enjoy it, I need to stop
Speaker 3: doing it because it really fucks me up. Stach, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: but it does. It does feel like a movie where
Speaker 3: the IP is weighing it down, like if they had
Speaker 3: taken a similar story and like put it in a
Speaker 3: world that wasn't Transformers and just like simplified it without
Speaker 3: like all the lore and you know the things you
Speaker 3: have to do because you're telling a Transformers movie. I
Speaker 3: feel like it might have done better.
Speaker 1: I wonder how it did in China, though, which I
Speaker 1: felt like has become the biggest audience for Transformers films,
Speaker 1: like the last few.
Speaker 3: Ones disappointing both in America and overseas. I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's opened in China yet. I can't imagine Beetlejuice.
Speaker 3: Beetlejuice is doing well in China right because don't they
Speaker 3: not fuck with ghosts.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always heard that as an explanation for why
Speaker 3: the Star Wars movies don't do well in China.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Beetlejuice is like a fucking you know, a creep. Yeah, yeah, ghost.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. He's just you know, he's real piece
Speaker 3: of shit. But yeah not now my kid, like I
Speaker 3: fucked up. Basically I shouldn't have taken my kids to
Speaker 3: see this movie because now they're like, all they want
Speaker 3: to do is see the Michael Bay Transformers movie, which
Speaker 3: I had managed to not see a single like one
Speaker 3: of those end to end.
Speaker 1: Then they'll have a formative memory that of Megan Fox
Speaker 1: working on an old car. Yeah ah wow, to be
Speaker 1: young again and have that be the movie or like
Speaker 1: and I had, I had a crush on Megan Fox
Speaker 1: from this old Transformers movie.
Speaker 4: Right, what an age?
Speaker 1: What an age?
Speaker 4: What an era?
Speaker 3: Anyways, it does feel like, I don't know, the the
Speaker 3: IP stuff is obviously working in some cases right inside
Speaker 3: out to Beetlejuice too. It's like a real uh summer
Speaker 3: for Part two movies.
Speaker 1: I feel like the.
Speaker 3: Parts Parts two are killing it. But it does feel
Speaker 3: like we're at some end point, and like movies made
Speaker 3: by independent filmmakers on like cheap budgets are going to
Speaker 3: have to start coming out and replacing what is being
Speaker 3: lost in the current studio system.
Speaker 1: It's just a matter of like where.
Speaker 3: People are going to go see those because now like
Speaker 3: Sony owns the Alamo Draft House, and like even the
Speaker 3: independent theaters are kind of being owned. And you know
Speaker 3: that there were there were monopoly laws about like distribution
Speaker 3: and studios owning distribution methods, and those are kind of
Speaker 3: gone away.
Speaker 4: Losers.
Speaker 1: Man, yeah, fuck the paramount decrees. Man, yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: can all agree.
Speaker 3: I think we can all agree on this.
Speaker 1: I think I think look, Maga Democrat, we can all
Speaker 1: degree all degree, we can all agree, agree, agree, Fuck
Speaker 1: the paramount.
Speaker 4: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: That's been our time, folks, our brains shutting down.
Speaker 2: It's early.
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 3: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 3: kind to yourself, get the vaccine, get your flu shots,
Speaker 3: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 3: to all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,