Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 3: Either way you want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give
Speaker 2: us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. We want
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 3: Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Malborn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris.
Speaker 6: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff. I am currently in
Speaker 6: Santa Barbara. Karen, I'm in a law you can see
Speaker 6: behind me. There's a lot, I can see it. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: Chris is in such a vague room. It could be
Speaker 6: it could be a conference room. It could be just
Speaker 6: a place where they put just those fifteen files. I'm
Speaker 6: on purpose propped up a law book, so you know
Speaker 6: exactly what kind of a conference room it is.
Speaker 1: I've just gotten into law, Karen.
Speaker 3: It's a law of friends room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a slip and fall.
Speaker 6: I got to deliberate this lady fell on smice into
Speaker 6: a lawnmower.
Speaker 1: It was non but it's a real.
Speaker 3: Pride.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I heard her pride. So we're going to
Speaker 6: see what we can do. No, I'm just it's my
Speaker 6: friend's place and they have great internet. It's happy to
Speaker 6: be here, and I'm.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, go for it, No, launch into it.
Speaker 5: I can feel it happening the well.
Speaker 6: We have a guest waiting in the wings, and it
Speaker 6: always feels awkward to just let them sit there.
Speaker 5: Terrible, although there is a bit of a power element
Speaker 5: to it that I liked it entirely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do. It does feel good right now
Speaker 1: to hold this.
Speaker 6: I'm going to let it go and we're going to
Speaker 6: introduce our Do you want to do it together? I
Speaker 6: know you think I'm uh and I do have a
Speaker 6: fear of mispronouncing names.
Speaker 3: People like it.
Speaker 6: You know his name, yeah, Salmon Giorgio, but when it
Speaker 6: comes up to the actual and I know you're not
Speaker 6: supposed to say the name early like.
Speaker 3: I just before it.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to prove it. I do know the name,
Speaker 6: but when we announce it, I will probably right away.
Speaker 6: Debrah did Giovanni again, just because there's a couple of
Speaker 6: letters in there, and she was just on you're right,
Speaker 6: but I'm as excited for our guest today as I
Speaker 6: was for Deborah.
Speaker 1: If that does that sound weird, okay, a little bit
Speaker 1: we How do we know? Our friend Karen's unfair?
Speaker 3: Clubs and colleges all over the country, many colleges, So
Speaker 3: he loves to do colleges.
Speaker 5: He likes to do new nurse, just any old like
Speaker 5: a local junior community.
Speaker 3: He does all those, and it's the king of all
Speaker 3: of those.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, midday in a cafeteria, but in all seriousness,
Speaker 6: he has an amazing late night set and we'll talk
Speaker 6: about that. I loved it very much. Everyone put your
Speaker 6: hands together for salmon.
Speaker 1: Georgio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Now it's am I, mister, is it? Am I? Right
Speaker 1: to go? Georgio.
Speaker 2: Georgia is the correct pronunciation of my last name, because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people Georgio would be an incorrect
Speaker 2: pronunciation of your first name, though, yes, you definitely, I'll
Speaker 2: accept it.
Speaker 3: It's Georgio, George you jo jo Joorgio.
Speaker 2: Actually that was my brother's, well my brother, because his
Speaker 2: name was very hard to pronounce. People gave the rest
Speaker 2: of my family got nick Nate with his names that
Speaker 2: are easy to say yeah, and he got he got
Speaker 2: George Georgio and it was just oh wow, thanks mom
Speaker 2: and dad.
Speaker 5: Then he started his own line of jeans.
Speaker 6: My awkward intro to you know, there's specifically what Late
Speaker 6: Night said, Did you do that really kind of blew
Speaker 6: up and kind of changed your career?
Speaker 2: It was Conan was Conan? I did very I went
Speaker 2: very well. It went really well. It's literally the reason
Speaker 2: why I eat food.
Speaker 1: Right now, because it turned into a career for you.
Speaker 5: It's it's hard to ask I have a question. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: this is something I think of for all. We have
Speaker 5: lots of friends who are very funny. But it's a
Speaker 5: different thing when you go to do your first Was
Speaker 5: it your first Late Night set?
Speaker 3: That content set?
Speaker 2: That was my first, That was my very first and
Speaker 2: it was that was I remember I had I had
Speaker 2: to poop every three minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, until what I want to hear about. As we
Speaker 3: walked to that curtain, there.
Speaker 2: Was nothing coming out of my body but blood up
Speaker 2: until that point.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it went into a medical issue. But before
Speaker 3: you went to the hospital, quick.
Speaker 2: Set, went on stage, got off stage. I've never I
Speaker 2: felt like I never needed take a shit ever again.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Surely, honestly, if you're having any consumpation issues, get a
Speaker 2: late night set.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you weren't. I mean, for whatever, when did
Speaker 5: your nervousness leave you? Would you say? Because you did
Speaker 5: not seem nervous at all to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, during that So I was nervous that whole time.
Speaker 2: But I think I just I think I'm just high
Speaker 2: functioning under chaotic situations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you seemed cool as a cucumber to me.
Speaker 2: The more fearful and terrified I am, the more collected
Speaker 2: and reserved I come off. Yeahich doesn't help if you're
Speaker 2: in danger, and me having conveyed that to other people,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 5: If you ever need people to help you in any way,
Speaker 5: it's not a good skill to have. But if you
Speaker 5: ever need to do high pressure comedy sets in front
Speaker 5: of a very discerning crowd of I think it's roughly
Speaker 5: three hundred.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the skill to have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very handy. Yeah, house on fire, you don't
Speaker 2: want it. But yeah, well, were.
Speaker 3: You public speaking nailed it? Fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nervous.
Speaker 6: You were nervous because it was your first time, but
Speaker 6: also the set you had planned was pretty personal and
Speaker 6: you knew you were going out on a limb and
Speaker 6: may were you. How did you feel about that?
Speaker 2: Did you like, I don't mean, you know, some people
Speaker 2: call me a risk taker, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That's what being.
Speaker 2: I don't know for me. Usually my jokes are my jokes.
Speaker 2: I don't really think of them as that risk a
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm and I think I feel like I've
Speaker 2: surround myself with enough comics and I'm like, these people
Speaker 2: have fucking massive balls begin mine the board. So I yeah,
Speaker 2: like everyone's well, like that's That's the one. I really
Speaker 2: don't know if I can claim is the am I
Speaker 2: am I taking a big risk? Because I'm like, I've
Speaker 2: I'm taking a risk, but.
Speaker 1: Not yeah, you weren't doing it on purpose.
Speaker 2: I'm not walking into uncharted territory.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I just remember before I walked through that curtain, I
Speaker 6: was wearing this cardigan sweater and at the last minute,
Speaker 6: I was like, I want to take this sweater off.
Speaker 1: It's too much.
Speaker 6: And the guy that whose job was he's like a
Speaker 6: grip and he was just there to open the curtain.
Speaker 6: He's like, you keep that beautiful sweater on and It
Speaker 6: gave me confidence, and Karen was like texting me and
Speaker 6: it's like saying reassuring things and get it.
Speaker 1: That really helped.
Speaker 6: Like I went, but once you're out there, it's hard
Speaker 6: not to until you hear a laugh, it's scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's my big question was when I did
Speaker 2: to Ocona said, is what does he say to you afterwards? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And all he did was like, what part of lady
Speaker 2: you live in is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you like and did you say none of your business,
Speaker 5: stay away from my home and family?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking for my address right now?
Speaker 3: You drive by my house? Get away?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's uh, that's yeah, it was. But I
Speaker 2: think for me, I didn't realize how short of a
Speaker 2: walk it is from your green room to behind the curtain.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like it's like, oh, like the second
Speaker 2: you get behind the curtain, you're going to start within
Speaker 2: ten seconds. Yes, And that's like I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you should always have to be ready. But like I had,
Speaker 2: I knew how long it was going to take. I
Speaker 2: just for some word reason, I was like, I think
Speaker 2: I have nine more hours left.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And when you were done, I can't remember did
Speaker 6: you go sit by him or did he just walk
Speaker 6: over to you.
Speaker 2: I did not sit by him. He came to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think they do that wave over.
Speaker 3: It's the true power mode.
Speaker 1: Yeah didn't.
Speaker 6: It used to mean something where it's like if they
Speaker 6: wave you over all of a sudden, you didn't know,
Speaker 6: but you're doing a panel situation.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never been invited to the seat.
Speaker 6: So I think that's like I'm thinking of hurtful Carson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm just thinking of cars.
Speaker 2: Look, I've been told, I've been informed that people get
Speaker 2: invited to the chair. I've never been allowed.
Speaker 5: Can I just add this that oftentimes the decision of
Speaker 5: whether or not people get asked to the chair is
Speaker 5: how how long that show has timed out to the second,
Speaker 5: because it has to be delivered at say, forty eight
Speaker 5: minutes and thirty five seconds exactly. So he either does
Speaker 5: the throw from the desk alone, yeah, or if they
Speaker 5: have to eat up time, they'll literally do a thing
Speaker 5: of like and what part of what part of Los
Speaker 5: Angeles are you?
Speaker 3: You have a second tier question like that.
Speaker 6: That's so funny because in the history of comics, they've
Speaker 6: all thought it. Oh, this was a decision he made
Speaker 6: because I've made that. I've made that step in my career.
Speaker 3: I think it did.
Speaker 5: It's a carson like in nineteen eighty one, and I
Speaker 5: don't I think that ended long ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think before they went out, they said, if
Speaker 6: he likes you, he might wave you over.
Speaker 1: If he doesn't scurry off behind.
Speaker 5: The curtain, if he pulls out a contract, sign it,
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter what it says.
Speaker 1: If he hits you, say thank you. He's quick to anger.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm just saying it's an opportune time to renegotiate
Speaker 2: your fee if they asked you to do something extra
Speaker 2: like sit down on the couch right right, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what I saw my contract. I didn't ask for this.
Speaker 3: Do you have seventy five dollars? Yeah, then fine, I'll
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 6: Sitting down technically sounds like a stunt, so I'm gonna
Speaker 6: need a stunt rate at it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Oh, sorry, I'm going.
Speaker 2: To say anything.
Speaker 5: I'm not either, I'm interrupting you not to say anything.
Speaker 5: I was just going to chime in on that idea
Speaker 5: of the nerves that I have gotten backstage waiting to
Speaker 5: be walked, like there is this period of time that
Speaker 5: I feel like it's the most vulnerable I'll ever be,
Speaker 5: which is when they come to get you out of
Speaker 5: your room and walk you down the hall, and that
Speaker 5: time in between where you're just kind of like just
Speaker 5: a jellyfish and it's all fear and it's going to
Speaker 5: go wrong and you're trying to anticipate, like how to
Speaker 5: not fuck this up, and it's such a and you
Speaker 5: always walk through and there'll be somebody kind of random
Speaker 5: and great in the green room as you're walked through it,
Speaker 5: but they're like a good luck and then you're like,
Speaker 5: now I hate you Ron Howard or whatever. There's all
Speaker 5: these weird I don't know the times that I've done it,
Speaker 5: it was such a like I really want this.
Speaker 3: To go well.
Speaker 5: I'm old, like I don't want this to be sad
Speaker 5: for anybody. I want this to only be like a
Speaker 5: victory for myself and the audience.
Speaker 3: Like that weird kind of like anything could happen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not at the last man, I'm like, what
Speaker 6: if I faint and then and they just kind of
Speaker 6: zoom in on my lifeless body.
Speaker 1: I thought that was an option.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's always a part of me I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure everyone's just working against me here. I. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's gonna They're gonna edit this out.
Speaker 3: Huge cuts in the middle of your set.
Speaker 2: Huge.
Speaker 1: Who was the guest that night? Did you interact with him?
Speaker 2: I didn't interact with It was Terry Crews, who left
Speaker 2: right after he went on, and another it was a
Speaker 2: scientist of some sorts that I couldn't remember at the moment.
Speaker 2: And then Adam Sandler filmed the segment for a future episode. Uh,
Speaker 2: so he was just he was there to film a segment.
Speaker 2: So I actually he came by and said, and he said,
Speaker 2: any complimented my set?
Speaker 3: What do you say?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: He just he told me he loved it and he
Speaker 2: thought it was amazing and I and I tried to
Speaker 2: and I was just I was just so flustered that
Speaker 2: he even came by.
Speaker 5: So you screamed, get out of my get out here.
Speaker 1: Won't you up your own green room, Billy Madison.
Speaker 2: Don't touch my melons?
Speaker 6: I he yeah, he's a sweet person.
Speaker 1: He's always been nice when I've seen him. That's so good.
Speaker 5: That's such a cool compliment and so like such the
Speaker 5: perfect person where it's like oh kind of the face
Speaker 5: of comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Cool, such like just like the last like the last
Speaker 2: person you kind of expect to be there. That's you're
Speaker 2: one of your idol. You's like, oh okay, this is yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're here, and now I feel good about everything
Speaker 2: I've ever done and you might as well. You might
Speaker 2: as well have just sound just like my dad and
Speaker 2: say I'm proud of you. And then oh.
Speaker 1: My my.
Speaker 6: The night I data was ice Cube and Wayne Gretzky,
Speaker 6: and ice Cube was much more approachable and friendly than
Speaker 6: Wayne Gretzky.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I love ice Cube. Yeah, I love him.
Speaker 3: Did you talk to him?
Speaker 1: No? I just said hi, and then I think I
Speaker 1: said have fun and he was like you too. I
Speaker 1: said have fun. I don't know. I want him to
Speaker 1: have fun.
Speaker 3: He deserves to have fun.
Speaker 1: Like are we having fun yet? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And two I thought it was are we there yet?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: But also the old script says dot dot to have fun?
Speaker 5: Are we there to have fun yet? One of my
Speaker 5: best celebrity dreams. And I'm sorry this is definitely boring,
Speaker 5: but I'm saying anyway, one of my best celebrity dreams.
Speaker 3: I woke up and I had you know.
Speaker 5: Like if you look at a Patagonia catalog, every once
Speaker 5: in a while, they'll show you people who are like
Speaker 5: camping on the side of a cliff, Like literally their
Speaker 5: tent is shoved into this side.
Speaker 1: Of like half yeah rope and a character.
Speaker 5: No sense in terms of like some yeah that you'd
Speaker 5: sleep there, maybe rest there, but sleeping. So I had
Speaker 5: a dream I was in one of those like basically
Speaker 5: weird hammock tents on the side of a thing, and
Speaker 5: I was like.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not gonna be able to get down.
Speaker 5: I'm too scared to go up or down, Like how
Speaker 5: the hell did I get here? And here comes ice
Speaker 5: Cube in a helicopter from ice Cam recued me off
Speaker 5: this side of this camping cliff in a helicopter, Like, girl,
Speaker 5: get in this helicopter.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Just watched Triple X.
Speaker 2: He's in the Triple as.
Speaker 5: I can't remember why he was so front of mine
Speaker 5: for me, but man, it.
Speaker 3: Was a great.
Speaker 5: It's one of those things where I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 5: didn't realize I'm in love with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have now two celebrities dreams that shook my dream,
Speaker 2: and they both turned to werewolves. Every time, and it's
Speaker 2: Tina Fey and Harriet Winslow and then it started off
Speaker 2: with Harriet Winslow first, and then Tina Fey got introduced
Speaker 2: to the Warwld family later.
Speaker 1: On in life, it's a whole family. You have reoccurring
Speaker 1: werewolf dreams.
Speaker 2: I have recurring dream I actually have. I have my
Speaker 2: night terrors. Are I jump into lucid dreaming the second
Speaker 2: I go to sleep. Sometimes, Uh so I have way
Speaker 2: too many dreams. It's years of dreaming, lifetimes dream and.
Speaker 3: You remember them like they stick.
Speaker 2: With Yeah, yeah, because I actively try to get out
Speaker 2: of them because I literally am in that in dream
Speaker 2: sleep the second I like close my eyes and then
Speaker 2: it's like and then I've learned a bunch of tricks,
Speaker 2: like I trip over stuff because I have to get
Speaker 2: you out that because makes my leg jerk in real
Speaker 2: life and it wakes me up.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, So in your dream you conjure a trip
Speaker 6: situation so you can get up.
Speaker 1: You trick yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the thing with lucid dreaming sometimes because people
Speaker 2: are like, oh it's great, I'm in control of my dream,
Speaker 2: but also your subconscious is hanging out, throwing out whatever
Speaker 2: random thought it wants to be like, oh, I'm having
Speaker 2: a sex dream, and it's like, but what what if
Speaker 2: it's your dad? And like why did you have to
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 3: Where's a table leg I can trip over? It's the
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 1: That's so wait?
Speaker 5: Can I ask? I'm sorry to ask this. Who Harriet
Speaker 5: Winslow is? Do?
Speaker 1: I know? I didn't know either.
Speaker 2: I just I just was quite Harry Winsow from from
Speaker 2: Family Matters. Yes, now I don't know exactly who you're
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: You meant.
Speaker 2: Now I want to know what hard you think I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 5: I immediately Harriet Winslow sounded like the lead singer of
Speaker 5: a really cool band.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the lead singer of the Sundays.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Harry Harriet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very close.
Speaker 5: Yeah Winslow turning into a werewolf. That is amazing perfect.
Speaker 2: She would always plea playing the role of my mother.
Speaker 2: Also as there's a role of my mother, she plays
Speaker 2: my mother in my dreams every time.
Speaker 3: That's starcastic.
Speaker 6: Do you ever have those dreams where you're not in
Speaker 6: them and know one you know is in them? They're
Speaker 6: literally actors whose face as you've conjured, and you're just
Speaker 6: watching a boring movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well I'm actually when a pretty entertaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had this whole alien colony dream once and it's
Speaker 2: like fifty years of it. Yeah, it's my brain is wild,
Speaker 2: but that's its own.
Speaker 1: I never remember him.
Speaker 6: But sometimes I do have good dreams, and I feel
Speaker 6: like there's good ideas in there. And for the longest
Speaker 6: time I was trying to write them down. I had
Speaker 6: a pad of paper and a pencil right by my
Speaker 6: bed so I could immediately write them down, but I
Speaker 6: would always forget right when I went to write. I
Speaker 6: never remembered dreams until Quarantine started. And now I'm having
Speaker 6: vivid dreams that I remember. And I'm not sure why
Speaker 6: that is.
Speaker 2: You're your traumatized, is what's going on.
Speaker 1: And it's been great for my good news.
Speaker 5: You're traumatized, so sure, it's so scared processing huge shrinks
Speaker 5: at all times.
Speaker 2: He was upon a time you didn't have enough cares
Speaker 2: to want to remember a dream.
Speaker 6: But now right right, I want them to replace reality. Yeah,
Speaker 6: my buddy Jim got Jim Hamilton has an app that
Speaker 6: I think he got it because he wanted to find
Speaker 6: out if he was snoring or at sleep apnea and
Speaker 6: didn't know until this recording of his sleep that he
Speaker 6: full on yells and has full conversation.
Speaker 1: Wow, and it's his birthday.
Speaker 6: That's why I was here in Santa Barbara and I
Speaker 6: slept in the next room. He got a suite with
Speaker 6: like a door, and he has having full I woke
Speaker 6: up to him just trying to barter with someone in
Speaker 6: a marketplace.
Speaker 1: Or something like. It's having a full I've never have
Speaker 1: you ever talked or slept walked either of them?
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty like the thing is that That's why
Speaker 2: I trip myself because if I move in my sleep, yeah,
Speaker 2: actively awake to move. That's why my arms gets really
Speaker 2: like I get dead arms so often because I have
Speaker 2: to wake myself up to churn. So yeah, I'm like
Speaker 2: a burger. I have to flip myself a.
Speaker 3: Way to do it, and you're out the whole time.
Speaker 5: I definitely talked in my sleep, and I've always had
Speaker 5: reports of saying weird stuff or like doing a lot
Speaker 5: of like giggling to myself that week.
Speaker 3: Is very sinister.
Speaker 5: I would scare me several complaints about that where I'm.
Speaker 2: Like giggling, yea, yeah, that's horrifying. I know I giggled
Speaker 2: my brothers at night when we would share a room.
Speaker 2: I would do like a really terrifying baby could go
Speaker 2: its like across the room and it's like.
Speaker 6: Oh a little hot, and it was okay, show my
Speaker 6: hands bed. Weadders just kidding. I Oh, no, Karen, if
Speaker 6: that was a legitimate I didn't mean to take away
Speaker 6: from you.
Speaker 1: Finally talking about this.
Speaker 5: Up until I was like, up until it was like
Speaker 5: slumber party, the beginnings of slumber parties. And then my
Speaker 5: mom we talked about this. My mom did this amazing
Speaker 5: trick where she handed me. It was a glass that
Speaker 5: only had like a quarter of an inch of cranberry
Speaker 5: juice in it. And I was right before I was
Speaker 5: supposed to go to bed, and she goes, drink this,
Speaker 5: and you won't want the bed.
Speaker 3: It's a new trick we're trying.
Speaker 2: And I was like.
Speaker 5: Really, And then I did it and I didn't want
Speaker 5: the bed, and she completely mind fucked me into not
Speaker 5: doing it because I was so nervous about my friend's
Speaker 5: birthday party. I'm like, I'm gonna wet my sleeping bag
Speaker 5: and all these girls are going to make fun of me.
Speaker 2: It's almost likes yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is amazing.
Speaker 6: I've done the opposite that Solomon does in his dream
Speaker 6: where I'm like, I've had vivid oh my god, I
Speaker 6: can't stop peeing dream where I'm just letting it go,
Speaker 6: and when i wake up, I'm like, well, for sure,
Speaker 6: that was my first bed weather and nods a duria
Speaker 6: as a potato chip.
Speaker 2: I'm not. My brothers, both my younger brothers were bed
Speaker 2: weathers until a bad age until and one of them
Speaker 2: when he like he got to the point like because
Speaker 2: he was afraid of the hallway so he was getting
Speaker 2: up to go to pee, would and said he would
Speaker 2: because he was too afraid, he would just pee under
Speaker 2: my bed, So like I would, I would Like I
Speaker 2: remember one Sunday, I just went to grab my church
Speaker 2: shoes from under my bed and just this wall of
Speaker 2: old urine smell overpowered me.
Speaker 3: As far as he can make it, I have any further.
Speaker 6: One time my friend got up in the middle of
Speaker 6: the night and he was snoring and walking, which is
Speaker 6: that's true sleepwalking, and he he.
Speaker 1: Was there was a pile of his clothes.
Speaker 6: They were clean, but he had unfolded him and he
Speaker 6: started peeing on his clothes, and I was like, what
Speaker 6: are you doing? And he kind of woke up and
Speaker 6: he's like, I'm in the bathroom and I'm like and
Speaker 6: I just said, oh, yeah, you are continue and I
Speaker 6: just watched him pee on his own clothes. I gave
Speaker 6: him permission, and he was very upset with me. But
Speaker 6: it's not like it was my.
Speaker 3: Idea tell him to stop drinking so much.
Speaker 1: It was that that, yeah it is. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: very dark.
Speaker 3: Yeahs yeah, oh man, that's the.
Speaker 5: I've told this story millions of times, but it's one
Speaker 5: of my favorites because it was the year that I
Speaker 5: flunked out of college and I had to move back
Speaker 5: to my parents' house. And immediately my mom's like, the
Speaker 5: countdown begins and you're kicked out in a year, so
Speaker 5: get your shit together. I've never felt so unwelcome in
Speaker 5: my life. And then one night, me and my sister
Speaker 5: and some people that we went to high school with
Speaker 5: who also had already graduated, went out to the woods
Speaker 5: in somewhere in like Heilsburg. And then it was a
Speaker 5: keger out in the middle of the woods, which is
Speaker 5: super fun. But then the guys that were seniors when
Speaker 5: I was a freshman. So at this point they're probably
Speaker 5: twenty one, because I'm like nineteen, I guess, are there
Speaker 5: old twenty three? They're like Karen Kmre and they have
Speaker 5: a bottle of Yegermeister and they're like, this is this
Speaker 5: new stuff, So this is like, you know, nineteen ninety
Speaker 5: and they're like, you will believe this shit. And we
Speaker 5: just start passing around this bottle of Yegermeister. And I
Speaker 5: took it as such a compliment that like, I was
Speaker 5: a girl that would get picked to get pulled into
Speaker 5: the Yogermeister. So pretty except for you know, then cut
Speaker 5: to I'm so shit faced. Things are just coming in
Speaker 5: like memory polaroids because I was so drunk.
Speaker 3: I go home and I.
Speaker 5: Wet the bed, wake up in the middle of the
Speaker 5: night and like, oh my god, and I have.
Speaker 3: To go downstairs and sleep on the couch.
Speaker 5: And so then at like seven thirty in the morning,
Speaker 5: my mom comes downstairs and I hear her like shuffle
Speaker 5: into the kitchen and I open one eye from the
Speaker 5: couch and she's standing in the kitchen staring me, and
Speaker 5: she goes, you at the bed.
Speaker 3: She just turned around and.
Speaker 6: You at the beat to let you know in case
Speaker 6: there was another reason you were sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 3: It's just like, if you don't feel enough like a.
Speaker 5: Loser being here at your parents' house at age twenty,
Speaker 5: guess what else?
Speaker 3: Guess what else just happened that you might not realize.
Speaker 2: Luckily, for me, I've been so consistently dehydrated that there
Speaker 2: doesn't come out that my body clings to whatever liquid
Speaker 2: I allow it to have.
Speaker 6: I feel like I've brought this up on this podcast
Speaker 6: as well. But what is the movie where the kid
Speaker 6: becomes a runner because he's running home to take down
Speaker 6: the sheets that.
Speaker 3: He Michael Landon. It's Michaelden's life story.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's his real life, the actor Michael Landon's story.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, he was a paw on Little House on
Speaker 5: the Prairie. This very before your time and very of
Speaker 5: my time. And he, Michael Landon was like the what
Speaker 5: Aaron Spelling?
Speaker 3: What's the current?
Speaker 5: The Darren Star, the whatever Ryan Murphy of the late seventies,
Speaker 5: and so like Little House on the Prairie was the
Speaker 5: hugest show, and he was the executive producer.
Speaker 3: And so then they made his life story and.
Speaker 5: A huge part of his childhood was he had an
Speaker 5: abusive mother who would hang his pea sheets out the
Speaker 5: window so all the kids could see them, thinking that
Speaker 5: would get.
Speaker 3: Him to stop putting the bed.
Speaker 5: It's so he would run home from school and he
Speaker 5: was the fastest runner in his school because he had
Speaker 5: to beat everyone to his house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to pull the sheet. It's so funny.
Speaker 6: I just made up that it was a show about
Speaker 6: Prefontaine or something.
Speaker 1: It was about.
Speaker 3: It's very much like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would become the if I wasn't the fastest runner,
Speaker 2: I would be the fastest runner.
Speaker 6: Right, And that is the most abusive mom thing to
Speaker 6: do is hang your piece sheets to embarrass you like.
Speaker 5: That can teach you like that works, like wouldn't wouldn't
Speaker 5: know one? What the bet if that was a solution?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we all know, just a thimble of cranberry jews
Speaker 6: and intense ic contest. Yeah yeah, yeah, no blinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what if she didn't do that,
Speaker 2: would we have highway to heaven? So I don't know,
Speaker 2: right right, always a lesson. I'm so glad you brought
Speaker 2: up that show. I've been watching it.
Speaker 1: It's on. Uh, it's still good.
Speaker 6: That's the first time I remember looking over and seeing
Speaker 6: my dad cry.
Speaker 1: His mouth would be open.
Speaker 6: Uh, that's how he tried not to cry, just open
Speaker 6: his mouth and keep his eyes wide because there was
Speaker 6: kids with cancer and was falling out. It was a
Speaker 6: heavy show. There was a lot going on. And uh
Speaker 6: and Victor Schwe French, they were such a sweet friendship
Speaker 6: and uh. We were not a religious family at all,
Speaker 6: and that was as close as my dad also got
Speaker 6: to spiritual. Is one to watch Highway to Heaven every week? Yeah,
Speaker 6: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It was very Christian.
Speaker 6: It was very it was but they called him the
Speaker 6: boss and they'd be like, oh you like it was
Speaker 6: a fun relationship with God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the lighter side of God.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, he redescribed us.
Speaker 2: They both angels. I'm trying to remember if they were both.
Speaker 6: Victor French was just a guy that I think in
Speaker 6: the pilot episode, which I've watched recently, I should haven't memorized.
Speaker 6: He was in a bar fight ship and Michael Landon
Speaker 6: was just passing through like the highwayman that he was,
Speaker 6: and he he broke up the fight and got Victor
Speaker 6: French to stop drinking and then said, hey, why don't you.
Speaker 1: Be my best friend? To travel across the country with me.
Speaker 6: I think initially the plan was to take him to
Speaker 6: the edge of town or to every clinic.
Speaker 3: But they became a psychiatric hospital.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they became I mean they had a bunk bed
Speaker 6: together or they just drove. They never slept, They just
Speaker 6: drove in that silver El Dorado or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but I did see the origin story. I did.
Speaker 1: I never knew that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Victor French was a hitchhiker and then in real
Speaker 6: life and drunk. They died within months of each other,
Speaker 6: did they?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Victor French died after uh Michael Land and
Speaker 1: I think Or.
Speaker 2: Died of complicated HIV.
Speaker 1: I think it was.
Speaker 6: It was his hair. They cut his hair. All his
Speaker 6: power came from his hair, and he had this long lots.
Speaker 1: Of his hair.
Speaker 3: You're thinking of tangled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 3: That's a different TV.
Speaker 6: Oh, yes, yes, yes, speaking of yes, yes, yes, the
Speaker 6: other steady view.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You cut your hair, you lose your power and your
Speaker 2: will to live.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But they were like good friends, and they were in
Speaker 6: I mean, Victor French was in I think Highway to
Speaker 6: Heaven two or Bonanza, like they were in many.
Speaker 2: They were both on Yeah, they were both in the
Speaker 2: little house and the prairie together.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then for them to die within months or weeks
Speaker 6: of each other. It's like a couple dog like when
Speaker 6: a dog dies and the other do or people. It
Speaker 6: really made me sad.
Speaker 2: I would actually expect that of all of my friends.
Speaker 3: That's such a nice way to say you're my best friend.
Speaker 2: It is the least you can do is also die
Speaker 2: I die.
Speaker 1: The most Deltish thing you could do is keep on living.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really honestly, for your best friend dies, yeh.
Speaker 6: Way to let them know from above where they're hanging
Speaker 6: out with the boss that you never cared, not at all.
Speaker 1: You're just eating a sandwich the next gang.
Speaker 3: Would you say?
Speaker 5: Is there a TV show like Chris's Had Highway to
Speaker 5: Heaven to help him get through the pandem? Is there
Speaker 5: a certain TV show or thing you like entertainment, piece
Speaker 5: of entertainment that you return to time and again for
Speaker 5: your sanity.
Speaker 2: Family Matters maybe I Well, Family Matters is a show
Speaker 2: that I will always love because of the show that
Speaker 2: jumped the shark within the first two episodes.
Speaker 3: And they sold out immediately.
Speaker 2: If you just like that, whenever the show jumps a
Speaker 2: shark is one to show becomes genuinely fun, like it
Speaker 2: becomes it becomes anything happens, and there's it's like there's
Speaker 2: no reason for anything. And I think I have fun
Speaker 2: watching those shows. Most people don't, but those people have
Speaker 2: no taste.
Speaker 1: What was the shark jumping in family Matters that they
Speaker 1: that's the introduction of Steve Kle.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: Right, the show was supposed to be about the Winslow
Speaker 2: family from the from the viewpoint of Harriet Winslow, because
Speaker 2: she was actually it was a spin off of Perfect Strangers.
Speaker 2: Her character was on Perfect Strangers.
Speaker 6: Oh I didn't realize though, Okay, and Steve Verkle tested
Speaker 6: so well and then it became about this kid, and
Speaker 6: it's just it was like the first because that's then
Speaker 6: then it became a there was a robot arkle, there
Speaker 6: was a myrtle erkle, there was a it was all this.
Speaker 2: It was all insanity.
Speaker 6: After that, I didn't watch it a lot, but I
Speaker 6: do remember the episode where he became smooth and cool Stefan.
Speaker 6: He was like, he became like this handsome, cool kid,
Speaker 6: and I loved it.
Speaker 2: It's Sefana kill it, but also his his almost played
Speaker 2: by Donna Summers Uh, Luna from Altoona, who spoke very
Speaker 2: quietly and whispered until it was time for her to
Speaker 2: sing in her Donna Summers voice, and that was the best.
Speaker 2: But I went I bet. Actually, I just finished ree
Speaker 2: watching Cheers Uh and Taxi, and I'm now back into
Speaker 2: Designing Women, so I'm watching. I love sitcoms.
Speaker 6: Those three shows are just solid joke after solid joke.
Speaker 6: I need to revisit Designing Women. That's anything, Andy Potts,
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Julius sugar Baker has probably the best move
Speaker 2: lost ever written.
Speaker 1: Yes, sugar Baker, I forgot that was her name.
Speaker 2: It's the best her The Lights Go Down that's the
Speaker 2: night the Lights went Down in Georgia's Beach is the
Speaker 2: second episode too. It's one of the greatest pieces of
Speaker 2: writing in history.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 5: She would always, like, you know, whenever it was like
Speaker 5: I guess it would be the bottom of VAC.
Speaker 3: Two usually or whatever.
Speaker 5: Before the resolve, Julie would step forward. She was like
Speaker 5: the original social justice warrior. She would step forward and
Speaker 5: just be like, I would like to point out right
Speaker 5: now and you know the lesson we're all learning right here.
Speaker 5: And then put it in very fine, put a fine
Speaker 5: point on it.
Speaker 2: It was Shakespearean. It's like, that's at that point where
Speaker 2: they do that too, is it the sonotymous chorus. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just it's masterful. Yeah, it's like we're just gonna
Speaker 2: let this Southern woman be cutting as fuck for the
Speaker 2: next three minutes with no no pause or even a breath.
Speaker 1: I got at Star War.
Speaker 6: I loved it when I was so good, but I
Speaker 6: didn't I even't even thought about designing women for years.
Speaker 2: It's the cast is so amazing. Jean Smart, any Pods Heltberg,
Speaker 2: It's just like they're all stunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, Jeane Smart's the best, She's funny.
Speaker 5: She's so legend. I loved watching her just get part
Speaker 5: after part after part.
Speaker 3: When that show ended.
Speaker 2: And her parts were never the same, it was so
Speaker 2: like I I think it's she doesn't give enough, like
Speaker 2: her role in the Brady Bunch movie as the promiscuous
Speaker 2: neighbor that's trying to get a piece of Mike Brady.
Speaker 2: It's really.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 5: I think I haven't watched Taxi in a while, but
Speaker 5: I think that might be my one of my number
Speaker 5: one childhood shows. The from the opening theme to that
Speaker 5: vibe where I was like, this is what it's like
Speaker 5: deliver in New York, you know, like a taxicab garage
Speaker 5: and with mechanics.
Speaker 3: I just loved the whole.
Speaker 5: You know. It was just very like scenes from a
Speaker 5: Italian restaurant, Billy Joel type of vibe where you're just like, yeah,
Speaker 5: adults working out their problems.
Speaker 1: Totally.
Speaker 6: That's how I got from here. Old Street Blues I
Speaker 6: don't even remember. Yeah, that the cop show. It that
Speaker 6: was the grittiest part of my life is just watching
Speaker 6: that show over my dad's shoulder.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was allowed the gun and play.
Speaker 3: They made good TV.
Speaker 5: You know what else is GOODA Sorry, I just saw
Speaker 5: trailer for this because I just started following the Twitter
Speaker 5: feed the silver Age of television, and so they keep
Speaker 5: tweeting old promos for old shows, and there was a
Speaker 5: promo for Cagney and Lacy that was so ridiculous. But
Speaker 5: that is an amazing show to dive back into Cagny
Speaker 5: and Lacey and the streets of San Francisco.
Speaker 2: I remember that's Michael Douglas, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Douglas and Carl Malden.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Douglas in that. I think that was a
Speaker 2: crush me remembering a crush now because Michael Douglas in
Speaker 2: that was hot as hell.
Speaker 3: Hot as hell, and I think he was the EP
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I have no I have no
Speaker 1: memory of that.
Speaker 2: It's like nineteen late seventies.
Speaker 5: I think at mid to late seventies, I would say,
Speaker 5: because there was from my memory. Definitely could be wrong,
Speaker 5: but there are so many long car chases that that
Speaker 5: almost are like real time cars. Suddenly you're like out
Speaker 5: in the car and they're going over this hill.
Speaker 3: Then the second car comet. They take their time. It's
Speaker 3: a full hour.
Speaker 2: They do like a full pause in the middle of
Speaker 2: a scene. I don't know if it's like like the
Speaker 2: way they cut into the commercials so abrupt yep, and
Speaker 2: then and then then they like you show up where
Speaker 2: it's pause, and then they play again. You're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: are we watching it from.
Speaker 3: Your are you holding the remote for me from inside?
Speaker 2: The scene going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good, I'm gonna I'm gonna. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's there's something comfortable about watching these old shows because
Speaker 6: they're familiar from your childhood, but also it's fun to
Speaker 6: find out what was good or well written because other
Speaker 6: stuff you revisit it and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: this is the worst.
Speaker 2: Yes. Well, Also, you realize how like insanely talented people
Speaker 2: are in sitcoms like that, Like the cast of all
Speaker 2: these sitcoms. You're like, these are people that are just
Speaker 2: that went and launched. Like for exactly, Taxi is like, oh,
Speaker 2: three of like three, four or five the greatest comedians
Speaker 2: of all time all happen to be in one show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got a star watching Taxi. I've never
Speaker 6: really I've never really watched it.
Speaker 2: Ria Proman appears in it as Danny DeVito's character's girlfriend,
Speaker 2: and the acting those two, I don't know why don't
Speaker 2: they've not done enough stuff together, because the way they
Speaker 2: play off of each other is some of the best.
Speaker 6: Maybe they weren't a couple yet and there was some
Speaker 6: like there was like some anticipation, you know, some rocks
Speaker 6: and Rachel shit no stage.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, when you see them together, it's the funniest
Speaker 5: thing where it's just like it's almost like I bet
Speaker 5: they both were like, yeah, I guess we have to
Speaker 5: be ya. Like, no matter what the chemistry is or anything.
Speaker 5: It's just like we have to.
Speaker 6: A few years ago they tried to break up, remember,
Speaker 6: and really I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 2: Well, they're separators now. I don't think they're together anymore,
Speaker 2: but they're they're still very good friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have to be. They have to be.
Speaker 3: If you're the following this, you've been tracking this relationship.
Speaker 2: I just dand Vito and Ria Perlman are just a
Speaker 2: thing that I want to be just I want to
Speaker 2: know what's going on with them and at all times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Solomon, have you ever watched w krip and since now?
Speaker 2: Of course, yes, Okay.
Speaker 3: I love that show.
Speaker 5: If you're in for the sitcom of that era, that
Speaker 5: one is a great one.
Speaker 2: Also aesthetically, it's everyone looks amazing in that show, Like
Speaker 2: it is the most visually pleasing seventy show. Like it's
Speaker 2: so every like I want to I want every outfit
Speaker 2: from every gender in my closet from entirely.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 6: There was a guy named less Nessman on that Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's all I remember.
Speaker 5: We'll be right back with more music and less ness Men.
Speaker 5: That's amazing lines on that show.
Speaker 6: And I don't think I ever watched Cagney and Lacey,
Speaker 6: but I remember in the beginning there's a clip where
Speaker 6: Cagney goes to Lazy, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta go out there. You gotta tell them the truth.
Speaker 1: That's all I want to know that, And I think
Speaker 1: that was enough as a kid. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is for me. Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: go back. I gotta go back.
Speaker 5: It's you know, time daily, just as we would all guess.
Speaker 5: But she's acts her ass off in that show, and
Speaker 5: it's really delightful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's she is great.
Speaker 2: I was. I also watch Alice a little bit of
Speaker 2: Alice recently, and that one is a fun like I'm
Speaker 2: just on my way to Hollywood, but I decided to
Speaker 2: stop in this town instead and become a waitress. And
Speaker 2: that is like they just needed the flimsiest idea, and
Speaker 2: they made a whole ten ten seasons of a show
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Is that is that kiss my Grits?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and Kiss my Grits.
Speaker 5: So it was like Alice was a single mother and
Speaker 5: a divorce a who wanted to be an actress, but
Speaker 5: now she's going to be a waitress. Then there was
Speaker 5: vera she was nervous. Then she was a smart mouth,
Speaker 5: and then there was mel and he was a slob.
Speaker 5: And what's really simple?
Speaker 6: Was the spin off One Day at a Time or
Speaker 6: what with Snyder? Or are those unrelated?
Speaker 5: It's I think the same. I think it's Neil the
Speaker 5: legendary Norman Lear.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Norman le.
Speaker 2: Right, Alice Normally? I know One Day at a Time
Speaker 2: is Norman Lear. I'm not too sure if Alice is.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 5: Wow, I mean, Steven, would you help us out? That's
Speaker 5: but I'm guessing it. But it's because maybe it's because
Speaker 5: all this they all use the same font, that gold
Speaker 5: that gold collect capital looking font.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, era of TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but with the curly cue.
Speaker 2: Alice was created by Robert Gotchell.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Norman Lear as an executive producer.
Speaker 1: I don't see him anywhere on here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say so, they would tell you right
Speaker 2: off the bat.
Speaker 6: It turns out I don't remember my child. But that's
Speaker 6: what that means.
Speaker 3: I think I thought Normally made every show on TELEVI.
Speaker 2: He what he did for a solid decade.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2: And I would watch everyone. I think that's that's probably
Speaker 2: should be the next library I break back into it's
Speaker 2: a Norman Lear library because it's the best one.
Speaker 6: What do you what do you want to do other
Speaker 6: than much TV? Once it's all are you vaccinated and
Speaker 6: ready to get out of him?
Speaker 2: I am vaccinated. It was part of the clinical trial.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, congratulations, that's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sacrificed my body for science. Of course you
Speaker 2: did selflessly. Well, it's it wasn't that selfless. I had
Speaker 2: selfish reasons.
Speaker 6: Uh, and then it has it been a couple of weeks,
Speaker 6: like I could you?
Speaker 1: No, I got?
Speaker 2: I got. I got the shots back in October of
Speaker 2: last year, in October because I was in the actual
Speaker 2: trials trial.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: And I was unblinded because it was it's a blind study,
Speaker 2: so I didn't know if I was a placebo or not.
Speaker 2: I'd say two months ago. I kind of knew based
Speaker 2: on my reaction.
Speaker 1: Sure, but that would be a disappointing reveal.
Speaker 6: It's like, no, we just put a little poison in there,
Speaker 6: so you get that would step not least sugar water, otherwise.
Speaker 3: Sugar water and a little chlorox.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so thank you for but no. If the
Speaker 2: thing is that if you when they unblind you, that
Speaker 2: you do give you the vaccine if they give you
Speaker 2: the placibo.
Speaker 6: I'm blinding. What a curious phrase. I mean, I get it, but.
Speaker 3: But you were right. You were right and guessing that
Speaker 3: Yeah I was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't have reacted, like, but the thing is
Speaker 2: that people can react to placebos, but I could tell
Speaker 2: the genuine body reaction. Uh yeah, no, I'm vaccinated with
Speaker 2: the Maderna vaccine. Ye. And it's it's like showing up
Speaker 2: to a party six months before your friends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the house, do this thing.
Speaker 1: Let's do this thing. Be sure and try the dip.
Speaker 1: Oh is it gone?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is it rotten?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 6: Are you starting to think about booking work, getting back
Speaker 6: to doing real stand.
Speaker 1: Up or are you I guess yeah, you know me too.
Speaker 2: I go back, like I got to sit down for
Speaker 2: a year and realize life is long.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true though, stand up will always be there
Speaker 6: for us.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, especially when now like I'm now at
Speaker 2: the end of my thirties and at no one at
Speaker 2: the place mentally where I'm like, oh, it's not like
Speaker 2: these goals are kind of pointless. You just have to
Speaker 2: keep on living. So yeah, just work with stuff you
Speaker 2: want to work on, and if you get a thing,
Speaker 2: you get a thing. If you don't get a thing,
Speaker 2: you don't get a thing. And then you go on
Speaker 2: to the next day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then maybe then you get a thing. There's
Speaker 6: always a thing.
Speaker 2: There's always a fucking thing. And it's true. It's really
Speaker 2: the issue. It's you keep living and there's always going
Speaker 2: to be a fucking thing.
Speaker 5: Then you kind of spread it out a little bit
Speaker 5: and you're like, I could get this thing over here,
Speaker 5: I could get one of these things too. I'm good
Speaker 5: at that as well, and then you kind of like,
Speaker 5: then you have a nice repertoire, and then you get
Speaker 5: more things because you can do more things.
Speaker 2: A multifaceted, multi talented, multitasking multi hyphen.
Speaker 1: The third.
Speaker 5: I think in the early days, my mind used to
Speaker 5: pronounce your name Solomon Gregorio and I'm sure I said
Speaker 5: that in front of Guy Bronham one time and then
Speaker 5: I say, Brandam, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he was like,
Speaker 5: who are you talking about. I think that's how I
Speaker 5: remember it, but.
Speaker 2: It's I I feel like, I think my name is
Speaker 2: easy pronounce, but then I see that it throws some
Speaker 2: people off sometimes, and I'm fine with that. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm also of the school of im if you get close,
Speaker 2: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I just knew a guy named Mario.
Speaker 6: It's not any to correct you if you said Mario,
Speaker 6: which I don't think he does anymore. But it was
Speaker 6: Mario did Georgio, And so for a long time I
Speaker 6: put a d I called you did Georgio?
Speaker 1: And so have you ever heard me? Do that?
Speaker 6: Know that it came from a place of a friend
Speaker 6: that I love, and I'm just confusing you for this
Speaker 6: this other friend I love.
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 2: I love how you apologize for the possibility that I
Speaker 2: might have heard you do with thing that I did
Speaker 2: not catch.
Speaker 1: You until now, and i'd tell you I did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, he doesn't care.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna keep digging it. I'm so sorry I
Speaker 6: called you Solomon to Georgio. It doesn't even roll off
Speaker 6: the tongue. And had you heard me, you would have
Speaker 6: been offended.
Speaker 2: I assure you I would not have. I am.
Speaker 6: You gave me a look. I knew what's acknowledged. I
Speaker 6: knew I blew it. It was three years ago. We
Speaker 6: were at Tenants of the Trees.
Speaker 2: If you remember my my opening set, if I remember
Speaker 2: my credits. It's it's I'm the toughest skin in comedy. Uh,
Speaker 2: that's what I make people say every time.
Speaker 3: Yet they changed from clubs and colleges. I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I didn't the thickest skin in comedy stand in comedy.
Speaker 5: That's right, you know him.
Speaker 1: Yet somehow the most blemish free.
Speaker 2: I free to heckle.
Speaker 1: Great skin. You can't hear it on the podcast, but
Speaker 1: Solomon ads great skin.
Speaker 2: Well if they can feel it?
Speaker 3: Yeah in your voice.
Speaker 5: What's a what's a place that you have fantasized about
Speaker 5: going back to once everyone does have the vaccine, like
Speaker 5: in a group setting, in a group setting.
Speaker 2: I got Acbar's.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Acbar is my favorite bar. It's my favorite place to
Speaker 2: be drunk and make unwise decisions.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: And it was also a place where me and my
Speaker 2: friend who's no longer here, Richard Bain, went to all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, and we haven't said, I haven't been
Speaker 2: since his passing. So I want to just go and
Speaker 2: uh get it over with ye, say goodbye to that monster,
Speaker 2: and then go on about my day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's been it's probably still closed. It's
Speaker 1: been closed.
Speaker 2: It is, Yeah, it is. I there's been a fundraiser
Speaker 2: to keep it open. But yeah, it's just it's it's
Speaker 2: just the right amount of dive bar but it still plays.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: It has the best chickbox.
Speaker 1: As Yeah, it really has a good box.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I like doing stand up in that side
Speaker 6: room with the archways, and it's.
Speaker 3: The best room.
Speaker 2: It's just it's a nice cal It's like it's like
Speaker 2: a bar that can get busy but still has the
Speaker 2: low keyness of a diabar that you can appreciate. And
Speaker 2: that's why I love it, and i want to go
Speaker 2: back so badly. And I'm afraid that every other bar
Speaker 2: is going to open that I don't want to go to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for the one you want to go to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll go there too. I'm I'm I live
Speaker 1: in that area now.
Speaker 6: I spent so many years in Venice, but now I'm
Speaker 6: right near acbar.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: I always wanted to go there for one of their
Speaker 5: dance nights because I've only been there for the comedy
Speaker 5: and then that like afterhang but like.
Speaker 1: Karen, that back room.
Speaker 2: I'll take you to a dance night.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 6: I'm the surprise, Karen. I'm very surprised to hear you
Speaker 6: want to go to a dance night at acbar.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm not saying I'm not shy or that I
Speaker 5: don't have body horror, but at the same time, I
Speaker 5: like to have a good time.
Speaker 1: I found that.
Speaker 4: Room is perfectly dark and mysterious. They have a fog
Speaker 4: machine most of the time. No fog machine, just smoking
Speaker 4: up the room. So and it's like it's a nineteen
Speaker 4: nineties level of fog machine where you can't barely see
Speaker 4: in front of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it might be toxic. I had that taste.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's That was my favorite part of the
Speaker 2: late nineties early two thousands is the aggressive use of
Speaker 2: fog machines. The clubs now don't effectively use it up
Speaker 2: to the standard that I was used to, which is
Speaker 2: small space, no windows in my face.
Speaker 1: Fill it.
Speaker 6: I did it the first and maybe last time I
Speaker 6: headlined the improv. They had a fog machine on hand right,
Speaker 6: brought one, and it's just whenever a joke didn't go well,
Speaker 6: it had a foot pedal and it would just make
Speaker 6: this sound and the fog just go in my face
Speaker 6: and I just kindacted like it was annoying.
Speaker 1: But it was for me. I love a good fog machine.
Speaker 2: Oh it's it's unnecessary, but it's so fun. It's like,
Speaker 2: I'm I've never really been in a place mentally where
Speaker 2: I'm in a space thinking, you know what, the needs
Speaker 2: mystery and the inability to see and yes, but yet
Speaker 2: I don't walk away from one when it's available to me,
Speaker 2: So I yeah, I think, yeah, that's that's like. It's
Speaker 2: it's such a it's such a perfect remnant of the
Speaker 2: nineties and two thousands, and I kind of and that's
Speaker 2: why I love going acbark, But it's perfectly nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: nine to two thousand and three in there.
Speaker 6: All times, it really will be a fun thing to
Speaker 6: just dance in a room, something I'm hesitant to do,
Speaker 6: but I know that I like watching dancing. Like when
Speaker 6: Biden won and the bottom of my street on Sunset
Speaker 6: just became a dance party, and I just stood in
Speaker 6: a doorways stoop, kind of scared someone would breathe on
Speaker 6: me or whatever. But I watched people dance with a
Speaker 6: creepy smile for like an hour and a half. It
Speaker 6: was like the most joyful just because you haven't even
Speaker 6: seen people be next to each other.
Speaker 1: But dancing. I miss it too. I want to dance.
Speaker 1: I want to be I.
Speaker 2: Don't have to dance, I just want to. I want
Speaker 2: to hear the top forty jams of the early aughts.
Speaker 2: Uh yes, sumping Riana, Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna, mo Rihanna, then
Speaker 2: a Brittany song, then and Rihanna again.
Speaker 5: It's a fog and maybe there's indoor smoking that you're
Speaker 5: not supposed to be doing, but there's so much fog
Speaker 5: from the fog machine it doesn't matter. Wow, Like almost
Speaker 5: like people dancing like it's a job, like they just
Speaker 5: got to do it.
Speaker 2: I love that when somebody walks away from the dance
Speaker 2: floor and their song that they like plays and they
Speaker 2: just obligated to churn around, Like Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 2: stop dancing, but.
Speaker 3: Now umbrellas on and I'll never hear it again.
Speaker 2: This will be the last time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that will be a specific thing to enjoy watching
Speaker 6: my movement.
Speaker 2: I want to do karaoke again. I want to do Yes.
Speaker 2: It's a disgusting, gross habit that I am with you.
Speaker 2: I should never have participated in to begin with. It
Speaker 2: was terrible when I first did in the nineties, but
Speaker 2: I still love it with my whole heart. I just
Speaker 2: love karaoke. I'm not a singer at all, but if
Speaker 2: I can the beauty, if I can, I mean to
Speaker 2: endure it.
Speaker 6: I've watched enough TikTok karaoke that it's like I'm constantly
Speaker 6: reminded that I did actually like it.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 6: It's a guilty pleasure of mine as well. They had
Speaker 6: it at the Halloway and I was going I was
Speaker 6: going there a lot, and I had my songs and
Speaker 6: I go listen in the bathroom and I didn't know
Speaker 6: anyone there. That's when you know you're kind of getting
Speaker 6: serious when you go alone to work on your own,
Speaker 6: to work on your song and I go through it
Speaker 6: in the bathroom and practice singing in the bathroom and
Speaker 6: be like, Okay, I got it. I know how it starts,
Speaker 6: and then get it out the song. Oh what was
Speaker 6: the last I.
Speaker 3: Was getting good at Separated.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I've been looking for the right words
Speaker 1: to say that.
Speaker 3: The promise, the promise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I And you know I wasn't just trying just then.
Speaker 6: That was my podcast singing You have a joke singing
Speaker 6: And when Karen's really singing, it's like, holy shit, you're
Speaker 6: a professional singer.
Speaker 1: There's that same revelation with me.
Speaker 6: I can kick it up a notch and when there's
Speaker 6: an audience, it's like, oh my god, is that Chris
Speaker 6: fair Makeser? Is that the band that sang the promise?
Speaker 6: Whatever they're called I am.
Speaker 2: I personally have no vocal range, but if I drop
Speaker 2: into Caribbean accent, the world is my oyster. Hey. And
Speaker 2: that's why I always sing jump the Line by Harry Belafonte. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's my go to.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 3: I think that's like an automatic party.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Harry Belafonte music and that kind of like
Speaker 5: what was this something my dad used to always play?
Speaker 3: Mama, look at Boo boo? You know that song?
Speaker 2: I do not know that song?
Speaker 3: Their mama tell them shut up their mouth. That is
Speaker 3: their daddy. Oh no, it can't be.
Speaker 5: Ugly, so shut them out the way you never heard
Speaker 5: that song.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 5: It is a real party, like you can practically hear
Speaker 5: the like the I want to say, the limbo.
Speaker 3: What's the other one where everybody grabs each other's hips.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was like a Kong line vibe of like everybody's
Speaker 5: like singing and having fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank I think I.
Speaker 5: Hated before quarantines or I just wanted to make this.
Speaker 5: I hated karaoke because I don't drink anymore, But now
Speaker 5: that it's over, I don't care, and I know how
Speaker 5: much other people love it and the like the joy
Speaker 5: of the vulnerability of just doing it and not giving
Speaker 5: a shit is the fun part.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to see that vulnerability. It's same with
Speaker 6: dancing too. I want to watch people dance that are
Speaker 6: self conscious about dancing and maybe aren't good at it,
Speaker 6: and I want to see them go for it and.
Speaker 3: I want to see them leave it on the floor.
Speaker 3: You want to see them.
Speaker 2: Get it knowing that's it. Those are two places where
Speaker 2: you can see the expectation is that you shouldn't have
Speaker 2: to be good. If there was a profess If somebody
Speaker 2: doing a professional dance routine in the middle of a
Speaker 2: dance floor, what nerve?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Dare you go to Barney's Ganery.
Speaker 6: A friend of mine host to karaoke there years ago,
Speaker 6: and it was it was American Idol contestants like yes,
Speaker 6: there were professionally good at singing, showcasing hoping someone would
Speaker 6: come in and Yeah, we're way more annoying than someone's
Speaker 6: voice cracking at a bowling alley.
Speaker 2: Harry, Yeah, Like, you have a great voice, but if
Speaker 2: you have the confidence of somebody with a great voice,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. Yeah yeah, gross.
Speaker 3: Don't you know what that looks like from out here?
Speaker 3: No one wants it.
Speaker 1: And I do it right.
Speaker 6: When I know I'm doing well at a song, I'm
Speaker 6: still looking at my shoes, like in an awe Shuck's way.
Speaker 6: I don't act confidence. I'm like, what did I just
Speaker 6: sing that?
Speaker 2: Like it?
Speaker 5: You have to get the bar behind you by not
Speaker 5: going like I also work at Universal Studios. Like, there's
Speaker 5: no fun in the girl that was always the lead
Speaker 5: in every musical in her high school singing because that
Speaker 5: girl's never stopped singing her whole life. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 5: vulnerability to it. She's truly going, like, no one will
Speaker 5: pay attention to me. I do this on the bus, please.
Speaker 5: But then there's the other people are like, oh, I
Speaker 5: had to do five shots, but now I'm going to
Speaker 5: do this song, and then they're just giving it. They're
Speaker 5: all yeah, and it's a real passion moment.
Speaker 1: It's got to be strangers for me. Though I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't understand where it's a room of your close
Speaker 6: friends and you sing to your friend that or you're family.
Speaker 1: It's weird to me. It's strangers only private room.
Speaker 2: Karaoke is with your Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: I will participate, but my joy is subjugating people I've
Speaker 2: never seen before.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Perfect, Yeah, And that's what I want to do
Speaker 1: with stand up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a strange comedy is singing like I definitely because well,
Speaker 2: well stand up. I I'm not as forgiving to myself
Speaker 2: as I am with karaoke. So that's why I love Carrio.
Speaker 1: Oh sure karaoke.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh you didn't hit the note. Fine, yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't nail that song. Who cares?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 2: And that's why I love having it because it's a
Speaker 2: just position to my mentality when I do stand up,
Speaker 2: which is like that joke didn't work, you should go
Speaker 2: kill yourself in front of.
Speaker 1: Your family, which is how we all feel that.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also there's a moment where and I haven't done it
Speaker 5: enough to really have experienced this moment, but I've watched
Speaker 5: other people experience this moment where it's a regular like
Speaker 5: there was a bar in that was near the gap
Speaker 5: we used to work out when I lived in San Francisco.
Speaker 5: It's called The Mint in San Francisco on the upper
Speaker 5: marking right, and it's right by the Mint, the actual Mint,
Speaker 5: and it has an amazing karaoke night.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you went there.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, and I watched a woman sing a dream
Speaker 5: on by Aerosmith and she blew the fucking doors off
Speaker 5: the Mint it was and no one saw it coming
Speaker 5: because she kind of, you know, she didn't look like
Speaker 5: she wasn't a preiny type. She wasn't a She kind
Speaker 5: of looked like a plumber, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: She was just kind of like whatever. And she didn't
Speaker 5: have like his fancy outfit on or anything like that.
Speaker 5: That song started and everyone there was like, oh, like
Speaker 5: what and the complete like chatty bar turned entirely toward her.
Speaker 3: By the end of that song, people were like screamed.
Speaker 3: It was one of the.
Speaker 6: Best things I've ever seen, I mean, looking like a plumber.
Speaker 6: It's it's a It worked for Bruce Springsteen. It's like
Speaker 6: I'm weird, low key yeah, white T shirt sleeves are
Speaker 6: alled up basics.
Speaker 2: I am about I would totally watch a documentary about
Speaker 2: karaoke kj's karaoke jockeys I would like because there they
Speaker 2: essentially their job is to uh man the knight, deal
Speaker 2: with people, but most importantly, be the best singer in
Speaker 2: the room.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, come in and out and make people
Speaker 5: feel bad for what they just did by.
Speaker 3: Doing it way better.
Speaker 2: And it's like there's also the power they have where like,
Speaker 2: you're a good singer, you get to cut and line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just yeah, and you have to tip them
Speaker 6: and they wink and stuff, and yeah, it's you should
Speaker 6: take offense if they decide to sing after you, because
Speaker 6: that's them trying to clean cleanse the palate.
Speaker 1: Yes, you stunk it up.
Speaker 2: And you should feel good if they go up there
Speaker 2: and join you on the chorus because they think they've
Speaker 2: deemed you worthy of their backup vocals.
Speaker 5: Yeah that means that means you're killing it and they're
Speaker 5: trying to suck up some of your some of the
Speaker 5: glory you're getting.
Speaker 6: And it's a little awkward when that song isn't a duet,
Speaker 6: but yes, let them.
Speaker 2: And honestly, that's I have so many friends that that
Speaker 2: were ajs And comedy has a lot of people in
Speaker 2: the being KJS and I just I would happily just
Speaker 2: the day in the life of a Carrio.
Speaker 5: Yes, and kind of like really good stories from the
Speaker 5: from the karaoke floor, like people that have lost their minds.
Speaker 6: Just to do some studies in this documentary you just
Speaker 6: decided you're going to make, you should start at karaoke
Speaker 6: night at oh.
Speaker 2: I would not be a good karaoke host. I would
Speaker 2: not kJ is not in my nature.
Speaker 5: What if you were the underwriter, so you just make
Speaker 5: it happen and get all the people there and I.
Speaker 2: I will definitely I will make a karaoke night happen
Speaker 2: so me and my friends can all harass strangers in
Speaker 2: an unwanted space.
Speaker 1: That would be kind of a fun thing to have.
Speaker 6: Stand up and then if you stick around, you get
Speaker 6: to see these comics do karaoke. I know there's a
Speaker 6: bunch of shows that it's comics singing or whatever. But
Speaker 6: if the karaoke was just for the fun for the
Speaker 6: comics to have that, I would love to do a show.
Speaker 2: I would I would do that as well. I would
Speaker 2: do it, but I wouldn't do the comedy part upfront.
Speaker 2: I would just do karaoke all night about that.
Speaker 1: I want to tell jokes during the measure breaks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just pick some queen or like something and
Speaker 5: then it breaks up like that that has big long instrumentals,
Speaker 5: so do bits during it.
Speaker 2: There's so many songs that have minute long intros that
Speaker 2: you can just let out a couple of couple of
Speaker 2: quick one liners into and then just go right into
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 5: Or like the Laila, that big old break down the
Speaker 5: mill of Layla that changed the song changes entirely.
Speaker 3: That's when you go into a solid six.
Speaker 1: I love the common I love comedy.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a there's a better word for it, but
Speaker 6: oh I can't wait for it to be.
Speaker 2: It's like love Love Bizarre is a twelve minute song,
Speaker 2: So get the whole. That's right, get the whole, Get
Speaker 2: the whole late night routine in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but remix of Personal Jesus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to practice my half hour set with
Speaker 6: Iron Butterfly.
Speaker 1: Thirty eight minutes song.
Speaker 5: Any plan that you make once everyone has their second shot,
Speaker 5: I'm going to be there for it. Solomon, Yeah, I'd
Speaker 5: love to be at any event.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will definitely. I'm very excited for everyone to
Speaker 2: get their second shot. That's truly Wickel.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a party.
Speaker 6: Karen has promised to have multiple parties, which I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Have a one party at night every night of the week.
Speaker 6: I want to be with friends and that's that's what
Speaker 6: I'm looking for to the most. And We've talked about
Speaker 6: it a bunch on here, Karen and I that in
Speaker 6: the past we had anxiety about going to parties or
Speaker 6: we just didn't show up, and not anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm going. I'm going I'll all be there, Yes, even
Speaker 1: if anywhere, even the brained ankle.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be the personnel that has a baggie
Speaker 5: of drugs.
Speaker 3: Just like, hey, what's it?
Speaker 5: I found this in the bathroom, Like insane, just insane.
Speaker 1: I'm going to become a briefcase with whippets in it.
Speaker 2: Guy, Yes, guys, are just talking about my friends. Now.
Speaker 5: There was a party that we went to, and I
Speaker 5: think it was at when Cornell lived with like all
Speaker 5: the boys from Power Violence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had that.
Speaker 5: We remember, Chris, You and I went to that party
Speaker 5: and we got stoned with Howard Kramer and then we
Speaker 5: all split up and I ended up talking to somebody
Speaker 5: I was in such a full on pot panic and
Speaker 5: I started talking to somebody and uh, it was it
Speaker 5: was a comic.
Speaker 3: I can't remember his name.
Speaker 5: He started telling me about the intramural soccer league that
Speaker 5: he belonged to, and I was so afraid of that.
Speaker 5: I was about to leave the planet. Like I was
Speaker 5: really in a full I should not have smoked that
Speaker 5: much thought at a party, and so I was like really,
Speaker 5: and I kept asking him really detailed questions about his
Speaker 5: soccer game that was happening.
Speaker 3: I was fucking fascinated.
Speaker 5: By this person, but it was purely just so I
Speaker 5: wouldn't like my head wouldn't explain it.
Speaker 6: And I was an exercise and really trying to feel normal,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, he thought, you wanted to
Speaker 6: be on the team.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll show up.
Speaker 6: Yes if it sounds normal to say that right now
Speaker 6: on your kids, than I am.
Speaker 2: The amount of times people have come up to me
Speaker 2: and said, Solomon, there's this one time you told me
Speaker 2: something really poignant and profound, and I just have to
Speaker 2: stand there and go. I was rolling my titties off
Speaker 2: on Mollie and you were the nearest person to me,
Speaker 2: I am, and that is just the way it is,
Speaker 2: and I don't remember saying that, But here we are.
Speaker 3: The fun of a party, saying stuff to people.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've shown such interest in things that the next
Speaker 2: time is like what Like I felt like I was
Speaker 2: just staring out into nothing, but there was a whole
Speaker 2: person there that I was talking to specifically about a
Speaker 2: thing they're going through and I don't recall it at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which is like your own fault of you're going
Speaker 5: to talk about stuff like that at a party.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, guess what you can't. You might actually
Speaker 3: get advice, it will help you.
Speaker 5: But for the most part, there's people who are not
Speaker 5: in their bodies anymore. I don't know why you'd be
Speaker 5: bringing that ship up.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I just want people out there to
Speaker 2: understand that if I'm sweet to you one night, please
Speaker 2: assume that I'm high out of my mind and I go, I.
Speaker 1: Will be a bitch to you the next day. You
Speaker 1: knew it.
Speaker 3: I am not coming back to that place of love
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: I had a night in question with you, and now
Speaker 1: I know they're true. Yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately about it, I've cut back, so now I'm just
Speaker 2: so I'm now in a genuinely sweet place.
Speaker 3: We've all been so affected by this.
Speaker 2: I've been doing them. I've been, I've been, I've been.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to be a sober baby over on
Speaker 2: these parts. Yeah, in quarantine, in quarantine. Yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 2: it was. I tried it a little bit. I broke
Speaker 2: off for a bit because of Richard's death, and now
Speaker 2: I'm back on it again. Uh. And I'm not hard
Speaker 2: on myself because it's difficult. But I think the most
Speaker 2: difficult part of it is that I also I quit smoking.
Speaker 2: And quitting smoking, Oh man, that is just that's hard.
Speaker 2: That's not fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I done it. Do you feel better? Look better?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're healthier?
Speaker 2: And like, well, it's hard to measure on me because
Speaker 2: I'm amazing looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you already were. Yeah, it was a dumb.
Speaker 6: I asked some questions all the time, Solomon, that was
Speaker 6: one of them.
Speaker 2: But I definitely it. Feeling better is very true. It's
Speaker 2: just it's really hard. Like I'm usually a very calm person,
Speaker 2: So whenever I have the little moments of like sort
Speaker 2: of mania from not smoking, it's like I'm trying to
Speaker 2: learn how to process.
Speaker 6: Through those, try the gum yet the gum I'm on
Speaker 6: the chan text Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah they were.
Speaker 2: They were like Solomon, just be wary, it might give
Speaker 2: you crazy dreams. And I'm like, Mama, I got I
Speaker 2: got night tears. I want the material, come on it.
Speaker 1: It made me a sore throat. Yeah yeah, it made
Speaker 1: my throat sore. That gum. It's powerful. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never did the gum because I just I feel
Speaker 2: like the gums and the patches, I've tried them in
Speaker 2: the before and it just never it doesn't stick because
Speaker 2: it's not something that it's something that has to do
Speaker 2: the whole time. And it's like it's just like I
Speaker 2: just can or I can just grab a cigarette and
Speaker 2: that makes the most sense, much easier. Yeah, But chantings,
Speaker 2: it's like the I don't want to advertise without sponsorship,
Speaker 2: but it's really the cravings are so minimal and I'm
Speaker 2: not like I would have like before, I would have
Speaker 2: chewed my arm off and now I'm like, Okay, we're fine.
Speaker 6: And that's the one that ray Liota threatens us with.
Speaker 2: And even though he's never smoked, I believe.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's honestly, Oh really he hasn't He wasn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was a smoker. I think that
Speaker 2: sort of was the thing. I don't remember what it is.
Speaker 2: I just feel like, but I love that. I love
Speaker 2: anyone selling a product that they don't really need to use.
Speaker 3: They don't need it all.
Speaker 6: Like Rob Low and it's Atkins Shake. It's like at
Speaker 6: one point, at one point where you not just a
Speaker 6: zero body, fat hot dude.
Speaker 1: It's like they were.
Speaker 3: You never once had any weight to lose.
Speaker 6: Well, if I just realized that, why is he the
Speaker 6: Atkin spokesperson?
Speaker 2: I love that song, Credy.
Speaker 3: He probably has a lot of taxes he didn't pay.
Speaker 2: Oh that's for financial reasons. Okay, he probably had to
Speaker 2: get the money. But I love I love anyone. So like,
Speaker 2: I feel like people were mad at Share because she
Speaker 2: was selling that shampoo in the nineties even though.
Speaker 1: She wore wigs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, so, yeah, yeah, and letter sell the shampoo.
Speaker 2: You're going to buy the shampoo, aren't you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you not believe she's a panteine girl buy Share
Speaker 1: a shampoo?
Speaker 2: No one no one's no one's real, no one's using
Speaker 2: the product on their hair that it's in the thing
Speaker 2: that they're advertising.
Speaker 5: No ever once who was just saying this thing, and
Speaker 5: it made me left so hard of how should I'm
Speaker 5: going to say it and not be able to give credit.
Speaker 5: But it was just basically we were talking about people
Speaker 5: that have a ton of things sponsored. Or it was
Speaker 5: on Twitter and I'm misremembering it as a conversation, but
Speaker 5: it was someone making the point that Jennifer Aniston is
Speaker 5: just needs moisture so much because everything was it with
Speaker 5: Joel Kimbooster, that everything she advertises for is like water moisturizer.
Speaker 5: It's like a thousand things like conditioner in her shampoo
Speaker 5: or whatever, like she must be so.
Speaker 1: Dry, she's got great skin. It's it's it's it's extra win.
Speaker 2: Marketing campaign of hydration is so clever because I feel
Speaker 2: like I have so many things in my house to
Speaker 2: hydrate me, yet I never feel hydrated. So it's just
Speaker 2: it's an effective marketing pool because I will be fooled
Speaker 2: by it every single time.
Speaker 1: You got to get a swimming pool that's Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's impossible to be to feel a corrected, correctly moist.
Speaker 6: Say that that's all everyone favorite word, But there's no
Speaker 6: other word.
Speaker 2: There was no better one.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to also say hydrate.
Speaker 6: That's what there was the way you enunciated it too,
Speaker 6: a delivery of mice correctly moist erectly moist.
Speaker 1: I would get there.
Speaker 2: I'm getting that tattooed on my arm. It only shows
Speaker 2: up when I'm hydrated.
Speaker 3: So you know you can still drinking water for the days.
Speaker 5: Oh there it is, there it is.
Speaker 6: Oh shit, well I got it. Yeah, I gotta get back.
Speaker 6: I've got to prepare for this litigation here in the Audic.
Speaker 2: Office.
Speaker 3: He only rented it for forty five minutes we workstation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just for your guys enjoyment. I wish
Speaker 6: it had been a bigger hit.
Speaker 3: But uh, Solomon, any plugs, any stuff we can look
Speaker 3: for you upcoming comes Otherwise.
Speaker 2: I will be leaving my house eventually, uh, at some
Speaker 2: point or another.
Speaker 3: So we'll call it like a fall tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah house. So I live in the Greater Life Sandals area.
Speaker 2: So if you do see me around, just say hey, Solomon,
Speaker 2: and that'd be great. I will talk to you. I
Speaker 2: haven't spoken to anyone very much in the last year.
Speaker 6: And yeah, when we are all doing stand up, when
Speaker 6: you see that Salomon's in your town, I very much.
Speaker 1: Encourage you to go see him because he's very stand up, very.
Speaker 3: Good stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: I should probably figure out like dates and stuff and
Speaker 2: like places. Hey, me too.
Speaker 6: I didn't even mean to add that pressure. I don't
Speaker 6: know either. My guy was like, do you want August.
Speaker 6: I'm like, that's a long ways away. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's it's impossible to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one day I'll be out there and I'll be
Speaker 2: Solomon Giorgio then too, and it'll be everywhere, and you're.
Speaker 1: Not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: Until then, we'll be dancing in the acbar back room.
Speaker 5: I can't wait exactly your karaoke The newest tour for
Speaker 5: all three of us start dancing tours.
Speaker 1: All that part you have been listening to. Do you
Speaker 1: need a ride? Do they are? Are you leaving? I
Speaker 1: you wanna way back home?
Speaker 6: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 6: much baggage you claim, and.
Speaker 5: Give us time and a termino and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. You want
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Malcorn?
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride. Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do me rides? Do you need with Karen and Cress