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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new drink at

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Speaker 1: Starbucks to help you avoid the after effects of coffee,

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Speaker 1: introducing the new Frapto Bismol, the bright pink caffeinated beverage

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Speaker 1: that gives you the stimulation of a chilled iced coffee

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Speaker 1: with the bowel soothing sensation of a peptose.

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Speaker 2: Can we get it with?

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Speaker 1: Of course, you can clear out the tubes and get

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Speaker 1: ready for Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other caffeine queens just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Duncanville, Alabama. After

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Speaker 1: hours at the local quick stop, security cameras picked up

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Speaker 1: some unexpected movement, even though the store was already locked

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Speaker 1: up for the night.

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Speaker 3: Oh Man.

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Speaker 1: Apparently man had broken in while wearing a full body

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Speaker 1: Scooby Doo cost.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you can't be mad at Scooby now, it

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Speaker 4: is up to hygiene alone.

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Speaker 1: And what did he take while he was in there? Well,

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Speaker 1: Scooby made off with some cash and coins, but no brook.

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Speaker 1: He did not take any Scooby snacks. Jeff the suspect

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Speaker 1: is described as a white male approximately five foot nine

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Speaker 1: inches tall, and authorities currently don't have any leads.

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Speaker 4: Well, they're just gonna have to wait to Halloween because

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Speaker 4: you know, he's not going to order another costume.

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Speaker 1: They did post a photo of the guy in his

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Speaker 1: costume on Facebook, asking for help, possibly from some meddling kids,

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Speaker 1: but people online got in on the fund with their comments.

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Speaker 1: One said, have you interviewed fred Daphne Vellman and Shaggy

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Speaker 1: to see if they were waiting for Scooby out in

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Speaker 1: the mystery Machine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Another said row Raggy, and one person suggested they

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Speaker 1: change the headline to Scooby Doo be Doo where are you?

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Speaker 3: That was a missed opportunity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, most people online believe it's not really Scooby who

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Speaker 1: did it?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow? Some people do believe it was, but.

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Speaker 1: They think someone with a second mask underneath, possibly the

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Speaker 1: old caretaker or even old Man Wickles who owns the

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Speaker 1: Haunted amusement park.

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Speaker 3: That makes more sense.

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Speaker 1: Your next laser story out of Virginia, McDonald's and Alexandria

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Speaker 1: has imposed new restrictions following a series of altercations involving students.

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Speaker 4: What I mean, honestly, it is bizarre. There is always

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Speaker 4: a McDonald's by a high school.

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Speaker 1: Interesting. Apparently high school kids were coming in there and

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Speaker 1: being disruptive and overly rowdy, disruptive high schoolers, So what

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Speaker 1: are they doing different now?

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Speaker 2: From now on?

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Speaker 1: That location refuses to allow dining service to anyone under

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Speaker 1: twenty one years of age, and unless they are supervised.

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Speaker 3: It's a twenty one and over McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Kid comes in for a habit, you'll get out of here.

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Speaker 2: You're not welcome.

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Speaker 1: If their parent is with them, they're allowed to eat there,

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Speaker 1: but otherwise not allowed.

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Speaker 3: Why it's little bar and it's okay.

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Speaker 1: That's a good portion of their business, so we'll see

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Speaker 1: what happens with that. The other big change is they've

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Speaker 1: added a doorbell on the outside.

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Speaker 2: You have to dang it.

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Speaker 1: Sketchy like they have to open the door for you.

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Speaker 3: Can they get drunk people at night?

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Speaker 1: Be so annoying, it's not even a joke to enter.

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Speaker 1: Customers have to ring it in order to be allowed

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Speaker 1: to entry by an employee. Then you'll be escorted to

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Speaker 1: the counter where you can order from the digital screen

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Speaker 1: and then after that go grab a seat.

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Speaker 2: Dude, really bad.

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Speaker 3: Whoever owns this McDonald's is going under there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, way if it sounds like it's going overboard, one

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Speaker 1: person doesn't think so, Oh, who's that? Seventy year olds

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Speaker 1: Robert Hans there.

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Speaker 2: He's been eating.

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Speaker 1: There for over fifty years, and he says it's not

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Speaker 1: fair to the hard working employees. Instead of sitting down

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Speaker 1: in a peaceful environment to eat their nuggets, they got

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Speaker 1: to put up with a bunch of these idiots.

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Speaker 3: You ye, these idiots are probably the employees friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good point his next lazer stories out of the

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Speaker 1: ice pack and wine bar.

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Speaker 2: Would you say you're more injury prone than most?

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Speaker 1: Well, a new pole found the average adult suffers thirty

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Speaker 1: five scrapes and bruises each year.

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Speaker 3: I buy my lip a lot, like, I talk too much.

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Speaker 1: And I cheat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Injury right, that.

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Speaker 1: Counts thirty at least thirty four times a year. And

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Speaker 1: then I have one other injury that got sprained ankle.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a bump in my mouth right now.

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Speaker 1: That's a ewing wo.

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Speaker 2: We need to get like medical doctors.

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Speaker 3: They get more like active injury.

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Speaker 2: It hurts so bad right now?

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Speaker 3: Does and chewing don't count as active.

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Speaker 1: That is the most active I get throughout the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they the hot dog eating contest. You can easily suffer

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Speaker 1: an injury there, I'm getting worse brush judgment not okay, Jose,

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Speaker 1: I'm home and thanks text.

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Speaker 2: Board for having my back. All those texts coming.

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Speaker 1: Were hurting ourselves right now around three times a month.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Kids are even more injury prone when you count up.

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Speaker 2: All those old aois.

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Speaker 1: The study found the average American racks up four thousand cut, scrapes.

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Speaker 2: And bruises over the course of their lifetime. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The most common reasons we injure ourselves are we get

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Speaker 1: distracted or aren't paying attention, general clumsiness, and Jose, kitchen

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Speaker 1: related incidents the survey is all about.

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Speaker 4: I think they'd bean like cutting your finger while you're out.

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Speaker 3: Your head.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's great chewing accidents. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 1: Last stat the poll found one in four people worry

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Speaker 1: about the other people judging them as being weak or

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Speaker 1: sickly if they have a band aid on.

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Speaker 3: I tell my kids all the time, are you weak?

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Speaker 1: At the other end of the spectrum, though, one in

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Speaker 1: eight people want you to ask about their injury and

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Speaker 1: they'll show you the band. Next leisure story is out

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Speaker 1: of social media central. Steve Burns, or as you might

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Speaker 1: know him, the original host of the children's show Blues Clues.

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Speaker 1: He's launching a podcast this fall for all the adults

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Speaker 1: who grew up watching them.

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Speaker 4: Every time he posts a video checking in on us

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Speaker 4: like viral. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The podcast is called Alive, and we'll focus on

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Speaker 1: what it means to stay human in a complicated world.

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Speaker 2: Right, just what we need another rival podcasting, Do.

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Speaker 3: Not pick up fine with this our podcast. Our podcast

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Speaker 3: is so inspirational.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to beef with Steve Burns in a second.

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Speaker 1: But Steve says, quote, sure, there are thousands of other

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Speaker 1: podcasts you can listen to. This is the one that

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Speaker 1: listens back, you know, not really, it doesn't actually listen

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Speaker 1: to you. But he says, Alive is just a continuation

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Speaker 1: of the spirit of Blues Clues, only now we're grown ups.

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Speaker 1: But we're still searching, still learning, still trying to follow

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Speaker 1: the clues to connect with each other. He did say

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Speaker 1: there will be less talking furniture, but promises there will

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Speaker 1: still be some fun along the way. Wow, So no

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Speaker 1: talking salt and pepper shakers, but what about moaning shoes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not asking for myself if somebody else wants to know,

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Speaker 1: because his favorite Blues Blues character was Sally the Sneakers.

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Speaker 2: That make guess you'll have to listen to the podcasts

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Speaker 2: to find.

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Speaker 1: Out that Sow means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.