Speaker 1: Hi, guys, I just wanted to jump on here with
Speaker 1: little Bow say hey bo okay um, and we just
Speaker 1: wanted to let everyone know about upcoming live shows. We
Speaker 1: have several coming up, but the first one is Queers Live,
Speaker 1: Bow and tell them Babe. It's inspired from the very
Speaker 1: inspired by, i should say, very first Diva's Live, starting
Speaker 1: all your favorite divits, but we're just putting a little
Speaker 1: queer spin on it. We're gonna have so many great people.
Speaker 1: Larry Owen's called a Skull of Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson
Speaker 1: as Peter Smith, Peter Smith, and more to be announced.
Speaker 1: More Queer to be announced. Musical directed by the one
Speaker 1: and only Henry Koperski Son Monday, novembery at Joe's Pub,
Speaker 1: The one and only. It's our very first, ever last
Speaker 1: culture is to show at Joe's Pub. We love the
Speaker 1: folks over there. We're gonna be, you know, recording a
Speaker 1: little video promo for it in the coming weeks. You
Speaker 1: might see it and you can get tickets at the
Speaker 1: Joe's Pub website, so please head over and do that,
Speaker 1: and then we have the gag. Of course, it's I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey Live at the Bellhouse on No. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a pretty new batch of folks.
Speaker 1: We are really gonna show you some new faces, Darling.
Speaker 1: Our last one was like a Legends ball type gig.
Speaker 1: But this is gonna be such a fun, fresh experience.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so great. I can't wait for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta get your tickets to our I Don't Think
Speaker 1: So Honey Live at the Bellhouse on no And if
Speaker 1: you're on the West Coast, Honey, I'm coming to you
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be doing I Don't Think So Honey
Speaker 1: Live at the Region in downtown l A on December five.
Speaker 1: The lineup will be announced shortly as well the Bellhouse lineup.
Speaker 1: But this is gonna be so much fun. I loved
Speaker 1: our show that we did fun. I can't believe I'm
Speaker 1: missing this one. But you know what, it's for a
Speaker 1: good reason, which is your wedding to yourself? Yes, just
Speaker 1: kidding his work, um, so listen, I cannot wait. And
Speaker 1: then selfishly, I want to just plug a little show
Speaker 1: that I do here in New York City at the Duplex.
Speaker 1: It's called have you heard of Christmas? Oh? I love
Speaker 1: this show. Thank you baby. I'm really excited it's gonna
Speaker 1: be on December eleven, December twenty two, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that show three times and I really want you
Speaker 1: guys to come. You can get tickets, um, which are
Speaker 1: on sale right now. Those are the shows, and that's
Speaker 1: the Gauntlets and special guests and that's musical directed by
Speaker 1: Henry Cooperski as well. Yes, oh, I can't wait for
Speaker 1: all of these shows. Um. I will be three out
Speaker 1: of four of them for sure, So please get those
Speaker 1: tickets and check them out. Yes, look man, oh I
Speaker 1: see you? Why why and look over there? How is
Speaker 1: that culture? Yes? Goodness, Well let's here you guys. Ho's
Speaker 1: it going? London, BEFA, Northern Ireland. Things are like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know, not fucking good in
Speaker 1: the United States at all. Yeah, we're thrilled to be
Speaker 1: here in Toronto. It's we couldn't it could have been
Speaker 1: a better time to escape. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: anyone doesn't, do you guys? This is like always genuinely
Speaker 1: question I have, like how much did you guys keep
Speaker 1: up with like American politics? On the dumpster fire? That is?
Speaker 1: You guys look sadly and confidently nodding, yes, is it
Speaker 1: like Days of Our Eyes for you guys, it's just
Speaker 1: this fantastic soap. Yeah, it's far, it's it's horrific. Um,
Speaker 1: imagine what it would be like to have a good
Speaker 1: and hot president our prime minister. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It doesn't make anything. Well. I
Speaker 1: think that Obama was hot. Oh, definitely, Obama's hot to
Speaker 1: you guys, Obama's hot, really nice. Obama's hot. And remember
Speaker 1: when he came out, was like we live and we
Speaker 1: were like no this actually I actually feel like violently uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, no, don't sing because because now I've now
Speaker 1: I'm interested, you know what I mean? Like, now I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Michelle is powerful, She's She's just the queen of all queens,
Speaker 1: Milania is she does she give you vibe? I get
Speaker 1: him a leftsond vibe from her for sure, um, but
Speaker 1: just less makeup. Um. But I wish she had like
Speaker 1: a horne sort like she should do horns, you know,
Speaker 1: horns would really work on her. I think, like whoever,
Speaker 1: like the gay is and like the Trump administration's obviously
Speaker 1: trolling the women from a wardrobe perspective, like stick some
Speaker 1: horns on her because like she'll wear anything, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, she put the fucking jacket on. We know,
Speaker 1: she just puts sh it on. Aute Kelly and Conway
Speaker 1: and that crazy ass inauguration outfit. You know what, they're
Speaker 1: all being dressed. There's an old gay trolling them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a little group of kids that are like,
Speaker 1: let's just funk with them four years. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be great. Picking up the phone being like, hi, Betsy, what,
Speaker 1: well is it a shoe or a hat? Well, then
Speaker 1: it goes on your head, bitch, I gotta go, Oh god,
Speaker 1: damn it. Honestly, it's not good. We're not looking forward
Speaker 1: to going back. But um, at least we flew here
Speaker 1: this time. The last time we came to Toronto, we drove, drove.
Speaker 1: It was a lot and the car broke down in
Speaker 1: upstate New York and we all Almoth died by the
Speaker 1: hands of the scary guy. But it turns out that
Speaker 1: he actually helped us. Yeah. I like pulled over because
Speaker 1: I was like the one driving, because in any situations,
Speaker 1: I'm always like I'm gonna be the one who's gonna drive,
Speaker 1: which is super healthy. Yeah. Um, yeah, I just kind
Speaker 1: of take over and the the car died and all
Speaker 1: we had was the battery. Um. And then eventually the
Speaker 1: battery died, but the windows were all open so we
Speaker 1: couldn't roll them up, and then the sun went down.
Speaker 1: Because the nearest rent a car Hurts was five hours
Speaker 1: away in Syracuse. You know, it was designed for us
Speaker 1: to die, you know what I mean, Like you had
Speaker 1: to knock on somebody's door to pee. Like we literally
Speaker 1: had to go to the nearest house, which was not close.
Speaker 1: And if you're thinking, like, did it look like the
Speaker 1: house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Like, yeah, absolutely, it did
Speaker 1: look like that with the sort of like pampus grass
Speaker 1: the farmland but no crops. Yeah. Um, it was just
Speaker 1: kind of like what did they do here? We don't know.
Speaker 1: But we did end up getting saved. But I am
Speaker 1: happy that we flew, even flying with much better It
Speaker 1: was a small plane, but we man Today was a
Speaker 1: stressful environment though in the beginning, I mean just like
Speaker 1: I don't know, security is terrible, and you know what's
Speaker 1: the worst part is that I spent like three hours
Speaker 1: at JFK getting t S a pre check and I
Speaker 1: didn't even get to use it. They didn't even ask
Speaker 1: for it, and there was no line for me. I
Speaker 1: was so excited to like leave Matt and have like
Speaker 1: my special like champagne like lounge in like the t
Speaker 1: s a PreCheck area, and it doesn't even happen when
Speaker 1: you're on a flight. That's small. I feel refreshed, um,
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like and also very very very
Speaker 1: excited about the guests that we have today. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're so handsome. They're extremely handsome. And also here's the thing.
Speaker 1: They figured out how to have a romantic relationship and
Speaker 1: also a working relationship. I mean unheard of, unheard of.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: We dated for six weeks in the very beginning of
Speaker 1: our relationship. Matt would say six weeks. I would say
Speaker 1: six days. Probably. This is the problem, is he gat
Speaker 1: sliding me into thinking there wasn't a relationship. I should
Speaker 1: talk about it in therapy, which I avoid, which is
Speaker 1: something I should also talk about in therapy, mainly because
Speaker 1: we can't afford it. Another reason why Canada is so
Speaker 1: much better than us. So let's discuss this dynamic duo.
Speaker 1: They are the host of the YouTube channel a SAP Science,
Speaker 1: which is really it's it's do you are you guys
Speaker 1: fans of these guys? All right? Yes? Okay, so a
Speaker 1: step science like scientific questions queries that you have attacked
Speaker 1: in a fun way, Davis. It's like relatable, you know,
Speaker 1: just like it's like, oh, I've always wondered, why, um,
Speaker 1: I can't stare into the sun, Like what will actually
Speaker 1: happen if I do? And then they's been wondering this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he needed he needed a bet he needed more information.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just like, why can't I stare
Speaker 1: in the sun? I? Bet I can? I bet I can?
Speaker 1: Um turns out you can't. Turns out you can't. And
Speaker 1: these are the guys that will explain it to you
Speaker 1: in a really chill way, probably with a glass of
Speaker 1: wine in their hand. I live for that, I don't.
Speaker 1: They also host the side Note podcast, which is you know,
Speaker 1: it's still science, bitch, but it's also more of them
Speaker 1: are giving you the personality it's science. It's like a
Speaker 1: diary yeah that you're kind of sneaky reading, but is
Speaker 1: also being read to you by the person who wrote it.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's it's very interact. I love that
Speaker 1: a science Diary out loud, A science diary out loud. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I want they're like, what the funk are they talking about? It?
Speaker 1: The podcast where we like fag out about pop culture
Speaker 1: things like just bring us out please everyone welcome, Gregory, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: oh wow. The thing is we've already like fully started
Speaker 1: our conversation already, We've already got to the musical Pippin,
Speaker 1: So I hope that there's still stuff for us. Are
Speaker 1: moving quickly, guys, how are things? That was a really
Speaker 1: nice Introy, And we're very excited to hang out with
Speaker 1: you more because it's our understanding that in a little
Speaker 1: while we're doing um, your new your new stoned science segment,
Speaker 1: we've got a joint in my pocket currently and you
Speaker 1: can wait that not in fear talk to us about
Speaker 1: it's like it's legal fully in October. The who okay
Speaker 1: I heard July originally I think it was, and it
Speaker 1: got getting pushed back and then getting pushed back like logistics,
Speaker 1: because the government wants to like kind of control it.
Speaker 1: They can make money off you. If you try and
Speaker 1: buy alcohol here. It might be harder than you think
Speaker 1: if you go to a special place, So they want
Speaker 1: to kind of do that same type of thing to
Speaker 1: go to a special place, the l CBL also known
Speaker 1: as the lick bow, the lick Bow, sign me up
Speaker 1: bow say it's lick bo bo um. Alright, so it
Speaker 1: was risk of you to announce that, Yeah, it kind
Speaker 1: of was, but like you know, like we have planned.
Speaker 1: It's not illegal, Like no one's gonna like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's probably illegal. I'm decriminalized. Everyone smells Fans is applying
Speaker 1: for a nursing school and she has to take a
Speaker 1: drug test and she called me the other day, full
Speaker 1: cry cry, and I was like, I was like relaxed.
Speaker 1: She was like, well, I had a joint like the
Speaker 1: other day, like I need to do it in two days.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you'll be fine. Everyone smoked sweet
Speaker 1: And then I hung up the phone and was like,
Speaker 1: she's trying to work at a hospital. I called her back.
Speaker 1: It was like, maybe you should go by one of
Speaker 1: those drinks or switch or just like something. I wish
Speaker 1: she could abandon her career, text her text career. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my sister posted on Twitter yesterday freaking out, going to
Speaker 1: quit my job and go back to get my masters.
Speaker 1: And I texted a screenshot out and I was like
Speaker 1: do you need to talk? How are we tweeting? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, do you guys have siblings? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have an older sister, love her. I love my sister.
Speaker 1: He does actually have a sister. I have an older
Speaker 1: sister and older brother, younger brother, and younger Foster says, wow,
Speaker 1: family Catholic, guil, Are you confirmed? Yes? I am guys confirmed,
Speaker 1: sella with calfs and you are a good Christian. All right?
Speaker 1: What is your confirmation name? Um? Saint Anthony? Wait what
Speaker 1: does that mean? All right? You get to pick a name,
Speaker 1: bit na name. Yeah, it's very much a Catholic drag name.
Speaker 1: You get to choose it from anywhere. Did they tell
Speaker 1: you like a sorting to be a saint? Wish it
Speaker 1: could have. If it could have been anything that will
Speaker 1: be like I'm prob would have been like Diana Ross
Speaker 1: or something like no, like Priscilla. That would have been like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not Priscilla. Um. But they give you like a list,
Speaker 1: like when when I went out from my retreat, Like
Speaker 1: they let you leave school one day and you go
Speaker 1: out on like a Catholic retreat. Any Catholics? Yeah? Um,
Speaker 1: so then they gave us like a list of like
Speaker 1: a like available saint names and I'll never forget one
Speaker 1: of them. I wish I was this, like I thought
Speaker 1: I was just school at the time, Saint Lazaze, if
Speaker 1: I was Matthew Blaze Roger, I mean, we don't hold
Speaker 1: You don't hold onto that name, do you Like, it's
Speaker 1: not in any documentation that I know about, like some
Speaker 1: people do. I chose my god definitely during the real name.
Speaker 1: What was yours? Thomas? I just took my middle name,
Speaker 1: like you can just keep it in the family here.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have anything new into the nick.
Speaker 1: But don't they mean something like yours? Like the thing
Speaker 1: of luck? And sometimes you're like, oh, I'm muck. You know, well,
Speaker 1: every sat hands a thing like St. Anthony is like
Speaker 1: I think the one who helps you find things they lose,
Speaker 1: like I find everything. You know when you pray to him,
Speaker 1: it's like you find it. But it's like, what was yours?
Speaker 1: What is yours? You know? What power did you get?
Speaker 1: I don't know what does mean? Mine was? I literally
Speaker 1: your Catholic Catholic. I was deciding between literally Blaze and
Speaker 1: the one I picked, which was Christopher. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm either going to be interesting or fully not. I
Speaker 1: feel like his power is like being good at finances. Christopher,
Speaker 1: I'm a good friend. Yeah. I feel like St. Thomas
Speaker 1: was like a good cook. Ye love good with bread.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know. Yeah. I just recently went home and
Speaker 1: had to go to a mass for it was like
Speaker 1: a mask for an uncle who passed away for a
Speaker 1: long time ago. And um, they like there was communion
Speaker 1: and my family always makes me go up, like they
Speaker 1: don't like me to sit there. Um while everyone like
Speaker 1: walks past in protests. Yeah, it like draws attention, but
Speaker 1: I still don't receive because you know, it's just not
Speaker 1: how I feel. You have to go up and you
Speaker 1: like you get it. I probably know him if you
Speaker 1: do this pocast. So um yeah, for those of you
Speaker 1: are listening, you cross across your arms over well, I
Speaker 1: give it like a fun hip hot to like no no,
Speaker 1: and then they give you like a quick blessing or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's just so great because like you get to
Speaker 1: walk back and look everybody in the pews square in
Speaker 1: the face and be like, yeah, I pierced my ear net.
Speaker 1: I told you what happened when we went to my
Speaker 1: my mom's best friend's mother passed away and we went
Speaker 1: to the funeral. It was just me and my mom
Speaker 1: and we're sitting towards the back and they're doing the
Speaker 1: communion and my mom goes, I don't think I'm going
Speaker 1: to go up there because I don't go to church.
Speaker 1: And I said to her, I mean, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go up there, and she goes, if you go
Speaker 1: up there, this place is going to burn to the ground.
Speaker 1: She's dead. Right. Don't you get real wine though? Like
Speaker 1: my church it was grape juice and like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like falafel or something. But you get like real bread
Speaker 1: and wine. The body of Christ. That's the the body
Speaker 1: of Christ. Thank you for that. But weren't you always
Speaker 1: little excited to having a little step of alcohol as
Speaker 1: a kid? My church didn't have that. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: do the wine. We had. We had my one, my one,
Speaker 1: my one cousin, Stephanie, who was like the bad cousin.
Speaker 1: Like she got old enough that she could drink the
Speaker 1: wine at the church and she it's up and like
Speaker 1: all my families sitting there and all my aunts go, watch,
Speaker 1: what's Stephanie with the wine? She's going to take a
Speaker 1: huge sip of it. Watch and you just see this
Speaker 1: girl like she's just like sixteen. She's like taking it
Speaker 1: to the head. That Jesus is blood box. That's a
Speaker 1: nice hot box of CHIANTI wait, so both orders Catholic
Speaker 1: or no? Just you know, I went to the United Church.
Speaker 1: Very progressive, you know what that is. I don't think
Speaker 1: what's the United Church? It's like very It's like I
Speaker 1: remember we had like a female minister and like there
Speaker 1: was actually the famous United Church in Toronto that was
Speaker 1: trying to eliminate like the word Jesus like from the church.
Speaker 1: Like but it didn't worry it didn't work. Like they
Speaker 1: were like, that doesn't make anything. Yeah, they're like, we
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't like whereoud having like Jesus problem, not at
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, which I'm sure I thought. They
Speaker 1: also maybe we're the first church to accept gay Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember they had like a vote, like I don't
Speaker 1: think it was like will we allow gays to be married?
Speaker 1: And like people showed up and actually, yeah, I actually
Speaker 1: went to that meeting and people were like yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure. Then this one person just like stood up
Speaker 1: and with like the evil one that went on the left,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like who the is that? Like they should
Speaker 1: like but it was like very progressive like but it
Speaker 1: kind of maybe not have that. Like I think I
Speaker 1: stayed with church a little bit too long, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, because I was kind of like I'm
Speaker 1: into that and what helped me find things that like God,
Speaker 1: where are my shoes? And then you know there are
Speaker 1: See I never think to ask God. But what I
Speaker 1: do when I'm lose, When I lose something, I go
Speaker 1: a kyo key. I like I believe more that that
Speaker 1: would work. Yeah, then an owl will come bring it me.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when like being in being in school
Speaker 1: and like when the gay mannage debate was still going on,
Speaker 1: just like that being a discussion that you heard people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that kind of met. I flashed back to like high
Speaker 1: school when you were saying that, just like being in
Speaker 1: like like AP government class or like whatever it was
Speaker 1: like high school. Okay, ma, exam actually got a fill too.
Speaker 1: Does that makes sense that you guys? Okay, So the US,
Speaker 1: when you take an AP game, you get one to
Speaker 1: a five score five is the best one is and
Speaker 1: if you do well, you get college credit. If you
Speaker 1: get a four or five you get college credit. Ape
Speaker 1: we we've heard of a Yeah, so I guess it's
Speaker 1: Ashley Parker, Angela Ashley Parker. So you don't get like
Speaker 1: as you get like five would be at it. Well,
Speaker 1: as you take the test, you do get great. Early year,
Speaker 1: it's still class. Then at the end of the year
Speaker 1: you take a test universal all of the marriage exactly,
Speaker 1: and so then if you get a four or five,
Speaker 1: you can use that to not take an equivalent course
Speaker 1: in college. Yes, a little time off. I was in
Speaker 1: class and we were supposed to be learning how to
Speaker 1: do well on this test, like learning the basis of government,
Speaker 1: but my teacher just wanted to talk every day about politics.
Speaker 1: It was two thousand and seven. It was you know,
Speaker 1: this is before Obama even like emerged like George Now,
Speaker 1: this was this was le On in that particular race.
Speaker 1: So it looks like it was like Hillary and there
Speaker 1: was Obama coming in. But I remember at this time
Speaker 1: it was still like a debate, Like gay marriage was
Speaker 1: still like a debate. So you had to be in
Speaker 1: class and like literally your teacher would ask something like
Speaker 1: who believes that gay marriage? And it was still like
Speaker 1: this time, which wasn't too long ago that kids, we
Speaker 1: just have to hear them be like, no, I think
Speaker 1: it's bad. I think it's not good and it shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: And uh, we have reasons that I can't say, Like,
Speaker 1: were you like you? I wasn't out, But what would
Speaker 1: you say you would feel like? I would feel like, well,
Speaker 1: I believe in civil unions and I think they should
Speaker 1: have it, but not all the way they should have it.
Speaker 1: They should should have it, they should have it. Do
Speaker 1: you want to get married? Like would you? I just
Speaker 1: listen to your episode about this, and I think I'm
Speaker 1: more with you on this. But a party? You say
Speaker 1: you want a party, a wedding or a marriage. You
Speaker 1: want a wedding party, you don't want to so I
Speaker 1: guess you want attention and I get that. Yeah, party,
Speaker 1: but like, don't think it means anything. Yeah, right, we're
Speaker 1: not rejected anytime. Yeah. My boyfriend and I have been
Speaker 1: together for three years and we've like mentioned it, but
Speaker 1: we mostly say like, no, we gotta wait. Our friends
Speaker 1: are so poor. Yeah no, we just also true true,
Speaker 1: it's like you want to wait to get that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to bet bass and beyond gift card honey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I feel the same way that like,
Speaker 1: I definitely wouldn't get married during this current presidency, but um,
Speaker 1: I definitely it's something like down the road. I would
Speaker 1: have to listen see Oh my god, I know the
Speaker 1: attacks benefits. I thought, how I feel about it. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like the only reason why. When you guys were
Speaker 1: talking about it on that episode, um on your podcast,
Speaker 1: I was like, I think the only reason I would
Speaker 1: do it is just like for health reasons, for healthy
Speaker 1: But I think we have that already. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think in Canada, yeah, there's like if you live
Speaker 1: together long enough, then you're basically we have free healthcare,
Speaker 1: but not sure. We're just like, yeah, we've lived together
Speaker 1: long and it doesn't matter, like we might find out later.
Speaker 1: Let me into the realm. I know him, so, I know.
Speaker 1: How about Golden Retriever? Did you guys have a gold Retriever?
Speaker 1: You've just got one? Yeah, he's like four months old now,
Speaker 1: almost very cute. He is very friendly. What is the name, Ernie?
Speaker 1: You need a bird? I know? And like they didn't.
Speaker 1: They just announced that he's getting and you were talking
Speaker 1: about that. I don't like. I don't like these announcements
Speaker 1: that think it's mixed information. I think we I think
Speaker 1: that their relationship is none of our businesses that I
Speaker 1: will say this. I've been I've been announcing this. I
Speaker 1: I am the Stormy Daniels of the Sesame Street Universe.
Speaker 1: I have been sleeping with Bird for ten years to
Speaker 1: New York. We have a beautiful relationship. What would I
Speaker 1: say to Ernie? I don't know. Oh, you're banging Burt.
Speaker 1: Interesting choice, banging bird eyebrows. The eyebrows I game recognized
Speaker 1: this game. It also has a lot of Hainous sweaters,
Speaker 1: so they have they get a lot. Actually a lot
Speaker 1: of them are mine. I get my hand made downs.
Speaker 1: Do you guys wear each other's clothes? He does not
Speaker 1: let me. He's like he steals my underwear in socks,
Speaker 1: like only like I'll just casually see the band and
Speaker 1: be like, it's not my underwear. But that's because you're insane,
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, why don't we just share clothes? Like
Speaker 1: it would be so much easier. I love that shirt
Speaker 1: because he doesn't take care of anything with you. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you get my thing back and there's just a stain
Speaker 1: and he gets crazy pit stains, so nothing. It's like
Speaker 1: baby vomit in my arm? What the fuck? Yeah? I love.
Speaker 1: Whenever I got shopping, I'm like, oh, that gray shirt's amazing,
Speaker 1: but I can't, like like I have to get black
Speaker 1: like I mean, I could be it. I mean, but
Speaker 1: that's what everyone said, and I bought. I buy things
Speaker 1: for it too. Sometimes, yeah, that's true. I make your
Speaker 1: white shirts yellow sometimes if I wear them like, he'll
Speaker 1: know that I'm see okay, I'm gonna put him on blast.
Speaker 1: Henry would always would always get upset with me whenever
Speaker 1: I was wearing his clothes a certain way, like if
Speaker 1: I wore like if I wanted to layer and I
Speaker 1: want to a flannel underneath a sweater, he would say,
Speaker 1: why are you wearing that sweater of my good flannel?
Speaker 1: And I was like, good flannel, my good flannel. That
Speaker 1: is like a play. I want to see my good flannel,
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers and Henry in my good flannel. For some reason,
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Speaker 1: he's pretty good about taking care of us close, so
Speaker 1: we do share. But I'm with you that like sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're disrespecting the fabric. You're stretching him out,
Speaker 1: not in like your big way. I mean, he likes
Speaker 1: to pull the clothes and like I'm just always like
Speaker 1: watching him when he's wearing my stuff. But we do
Speaker 1: have the same side shoes, so it's amazing. My my
Speaker 1: closet has doubled. Are you Are you both clean? You know?
Speaker 1: Like but like I'm I'm like less clean with my stuff.
Speaker 1: Like when I eat, it's just like everywhere I chew
Speaker 1: with my mouth open. That's not good. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know that's not good to keep. We're both not
Speaker 1: like that clean in general. And don't throw me like
Speaker 1: you are away cleaner than me yea, And yeah no,
Speaker 1: that's why that is, like you'll ruin stuff and I'm
Speaker 1: just it's too high of a risk and it's true,
Speaker 1: I know. And I look at the bottom and talk
Speaker 1: after I wear them, I'm like they're dark. I'm screwed,
Speaker 1: Like I put them back in your thing, like panick
Speaker 1: that you're gonna figure it out. Hearing underwear is intimate. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a special layer. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: plan my underwear based on like what things are coming up.
Speaker 1: You know, you want your most comman like based on
Speaker 1: like when you have like a big thing coming up.
Speaker 1: You're like, I want to We're the ones that are
Speaker 1: comfy and feel like my life. The underwear. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you'll just take it. I've never crossed my mind. Yeah
Speaker 1: I did not. I've never planned my underwear for an event.
Speaker 1: I feel like, sometimes like an event like this, the
Speaker 1: underwhere I'm currently wearing it come because I want to
Speaker 1: feel grounded. Yeah. Absolutely, you want to be yourself. What's
Speaker 1: your underwear like right now? Dave? Um, tiny and tight?
Speaker 1: You know. I like to feel secure. Yeah, nothing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You know. We were just taught. Okay, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this it Ariel. Ariel David's boyfriend was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know where it told him, like you need to wear
Speaker 1: tighter underwear. You can see your dick through your pants
Speaker 1: all the time, like not just sweat pants. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I was like, well, maybe it's just because you're
Speaker 1: always looking at my dick. But yeah, I go always
Speaker 1: over there. He's just like it's like I can see it.
Speaker 1: I can see it. I know exactly where it is.
Speaker 1: You need to wear tighter underwear, tighter underwear from your pants,
Speaker 1: like I don't know why. Okay, like I didn't know
Speaker 1: that you're not looking at it's sweatpants. E. Then con
Speaker 1: you gotta get out there sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, like if
Speaker 1: you're wearing a very loose pair of underwear, you almost
Speaker 1: have to like tuck. Have you ever done drag? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never talked. You never talked. I've never properly talked,
Speaker 1: because I don't Is it true that you literally have
Speaker 1: to like push the balls up, the balls go up
Speaker 1: and in done it. I think that there are many
Speaker 1: different ways to do this, in many ways to skin
Speaker 1: this cat and you. I think it's mostly about creating
Speaker 1: the illusion of a new roin and however you smooth
Speaker 1: that out. That doesn't Yeah, here's how you do it.
Speaker 1: You pop the balls up. You've never radiculs to pop
Speaker 1: the balls up part, I don't understand, like that in
Speaker 1: the crack. No, that's not where they know there's a
Speaker 1: spot for them there. That seems like like from from
Speaker 1: medicinal perspective, like maybe they're gonna be like increased rates off,
Speaker 1: like testicular cancer from shoving your balls up in you. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the thing I think of too.
Speaker 1: It's like it can't be good be good for you,
Speaker 1: but also dragon generally can't be good for you, like
Speaker 1: them beating their faces every day for three hours, Like
Speaker 1: that's how do they keep their face from like one
Speaker 1: of the drags that we did, but said that like
Speaker 1: ever since becoming drag and their skin got better. So
Speaker 1: maybe it's like because they take care of the like
Speaker 1: that is what it is. I think that it could
Speaker 1: be dangerous. Maybe then you just Dady drag. Queen's in
Speaker 1: the clinic cult trial. Yeah, they need to be studied.
Speaker 1: I've never done true drag, like it's always been like
Speaker 1: sloppy Halloween drag. Yeah, it's just like never any effort
Speaker 1: because I always feel like if I put in too
Speaker 1: much effort and then then I'm not pretty exactly going
Speaker 1: to be passed seven hours. But I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: not trying because I'm afraid of what would happen if
Speaker 1: I do. You know we're gonna be Halloween, Well know,
Speaker 1: I have a really hard one to top. Last year,
Speaker 1: Boonen and I were Celeste than Renata from Big Little Lies.
Speaker 1: He was I Patched Nata. Oh. He was Laura during
Speaker 1: with the Ipatch when Sley will Be accidentally knocks her
Speaker 1: in the eye. So I didn't watch our podcasts because
Speaker 1: it was too much. Was it bad? Was it? We
Speaker 1: watched the first episode and we're like, no, no, I
Speaker 1: just I don't know. That's like and I was like,
Speaker 1: is this just a like crime show or like, are
Speaker 1: we supposed to at one like if a ghost going
Speaker 1: to come out and like spook guys, like I think
Speaker 1: scary ghosts. I don't know. But there was like Instagram
Speaker 1: ads for a while that was just like a slow
Speaker 1: motion Amy Adams just like kind of like like the wind,
Speaker 1: like the breeze moving and kind of like I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess her hair is moving so nicely.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll watch it looking like she's gonna break
Speaker 1: into a million pieces of glass at any minute, just
Speaker 1: being always so broken, like I don't know, it's too much.
Speaker 1: We also my boyfriend and I started the new season
Speaker 1: of American Horror Story. It's just absolutely the worst thing
Speaker 1: on the planet, Like it's Ryan Murphy just throwing darts
Speaker 1: at a wall and being like, what if side, how
Speaker 1: can I get as gay and scary as possible? Should
Speaker 1: be scary and gay? I mean my boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: were watching like intently, not because it was interesting, but
Speaker 1: because we were genuinely like, what is going on? What
Speaker 1: is the current one? And it has I feel like
Speaker 1: it hasn't. I haven't heard as much about this season.
Speaker 1: Let me I'll give you the low down apparatrictly. Essentially,
Speaker 1: it's the apocalypse. Um l A was a hit with
Speaker 1: the nuclear bomb, and the like the whole world was
Speaker 1: each like all the major cities were hit with the
Speaker 1: nuclear bomb. Everybody's dead except for a few people who
Speaker 1: were taken down to sanctuaries, which are curated by um
Speaker 1: Evan Peters and likely like eventually like they're picking out
Speaker 1: like who's gonna be Who's gonna like repopulate mankind? And
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson is like this has like a cane. She's
Speaker 1: like this ballet instructor sort of but not. She reminds
Speaker 1: me of a ballet instructor I once has, but she
Speaker 1: had it's just like this. Her name is Marylyn. She
Speaker 1: used to be like no sway backs and like banger um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it just doesn't make any sense. And then
Speaker 1: this last episode spoiler alert, they kill everybody. They all
Speaker 1: eat poison apples and die and then it's not over
Speaker 1: the scene. It's the third episode. Ariel and I were like, okay,
Speaker 1: so the whole cast is dead, like Kathy Bates was.
Speaker 1: We thought she was a human. Then she got shot
Speaker 1: and she bled this like green goop, and we were like, okay,
Speaker 1: so she's not. I kind of respect and yeah, like
Speaker 1: you're Billy Aner. It's like this like a radioactive sort
Speaker 1: of like Henchman who like I saw his hair, Like fuck,
Speaker 1: oh it's so bad. Wait yeah, no, no, this sounds
Speaker 1: really good to me. You know, there is wait a minute,
Speaker 1: and I is this so amazing? And honestly that everything
Speaker 1: with Ryan Murphy, it's like you're thinking about it and like, no,
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's objectively bad. Oh my god, I've watched
Speaker 1: for twelve hours straight and I have to see the
Speaker 1: next thing he does now. And so the most recent
Speaker 1: episode ended, and it seems as though we're getting a
Speaker 1: crossover from Covin Now everybody died but three of the
Speaker 1: witches from Covin came appeared to appear and like woke
Speaker 1: up three of the dead people. Who Okay, that's definitely
Speaker 1: what's happening. So we're gonna go into Coven. I guess
Speaker 1: now which honestly I'm down for? Con was Con was
Speaker 1: the one that I if I had watched the season
Speaker 1: of it, I would have picked that one because I
Speaker 1: tried to watch the lady watching did you see you've
Speaker 1: never seen any of it? Lady? Like every lady got seen,
Speaker 1: like I like onmer like, oh man, this looks pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she certainly was pulling a lot of looks in that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean she literally had sex for like four straight episodes.
Speaker 1: Every single one was just her, like her and Sion
Speaker 1: Jackson biting each other and making love. It was great.
Speaker 1: I lived for you guys. Excited about a starsporn going
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. We're going on October four, so I think
Speaker 1: that's Thursday there before you interesting, we might go on
Speaker 1: the second because there are screenings, though I'm sure in
Speaker 1: New York they're already sold out. We bought the tickets
Speaker 1: a long time ago. We actually, I like posted the
Speaker 1: ticket that we got and like thirty of our friends
Speaker 1: bought all the tickets around us. We have this like
Speaker 1: thing in our mind where at least one time in
Speaker 1: my life I want to rent out an entire theater
Speaker 1: to something. I think I wanted to be Wicked, the
Speaker 1: musical Wicked is that it's still happening, says Who. So
Speaker 1: he says, who was every Wicked musically? Like the movie musical?
Speaker 1: What do you mean now I'm talking about we'll all
Speaker 1: literally go to go see the stage production on Broadway Wick.
Speaker 1: I want to buy the whole thing. I want everyone,
Speaker 1: all my my friends each in one seat and just
Speaker 1: me get up on stage like, hi, everyone today we're
Speaker 1: gonna see Wicked. Thank you guys so much for coming. Um,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be I heard it's a very good performance.
Speaker 1: So like as the high school thing, Um, who are
Speaker 1: who are you? And Wicked? Who am I in WICKEDNESSA rose? Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's good. Now. But I'm Glinda because
Speaker 1: because out of Bowen and I, Bowen is alphabet and
Speaker 1: I'm Glinda's You're mad im horrible gift like you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm a monkey. I'm a monkey like pre
Speaker 1: w pre um, you are fierro. You are I was
Speaker 1: gonna you know, you're not a very faerial thing to say. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we should ask the question that we ask all
Speaker 1: of our guests, which is what was the pop culture
Speaker 1: or culture that made you say culture is for me?
Speaker 1: This is that thing in your life that was either
Speaker 1: a movie, a song, a musical artist, like some sort
Speaker 1: of trend, anything in pop culture that really you can
Speaker 1: look back on and say that kind of made me
Speaker 1: who I am and like that that was That was it? Okay,
Speaker 1: mine is like so Canadians, I'm hoping that you guys
Speaker 1: will be on board. It's not canny the house, it's
Speaker 1: not good for your international audience, but like she does
Speaker 1: have crossover. Okay, so this the first actress that I
Speaker 1: was obsessed with was named Sarah Poulli. Yeah, does I
Speaker 1: mean anything to you? It could. So there was a
Speaker 1: BBC which is like RPBS like BBC like equivalent show
Speaker 1: called Road to Avonlea so okay, which is like an a. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like nine hundred's like very white, very clone that okay,
Speaker 1: and that I was like, oh that I will come
Speaker 1: in here. You don't love that? It was very white love.
Speaker 1: That s right from the record. So she's like, so
Speaker 1: she's a child actress and she like is from montrealgy
Speaker 1: moves like rural like nineteen hundreds, like churning butters, like
Speaker 1: the issue of the week. And so I was with
Speaker 1: her and but she is like so amazing, Okay. So
Speaker 1: I was like reading about her and she um, it
Speaker 1: was bought by Disney Road Table, which is why I
Speaker 1: was like thought, maybe you guys would be like whatever,
Speaker 1: but whatever, you didn't watch for the uninitiated name at
Speaker 1: Disney Gay. Yeah, he's quite the consumer. But she wore
Speaker 1: a peace sign once, like when she was like ten
Speaker 1: or like eleven to one of the Disney events in
Speaker 1: order to like protest the Gulf War, and Disney like
Speaker 1: gotten mad at her and was like you need to
Speaker 1: take that off, and she was like no, and it
Speaker 1: like created like a like like issue between Disney and
Speaker 1: like the Canadian like production of Road Tavin Lee. She's
Speaker 1: like a crazy actress and now she's like a prolific
Speaker 1: female director. She made one of the best movies ever
Speaker 1: got Away from Her. Yes, yeah, yeah, And she made
Speaker 1: this Toronto based movie called Take This Waltz, which is amazing,
Speaker 1: like yeah, and it like had Sarah Silverman in it,
Speaker 1: and she kind of does like an amazing performance. The
Speaker 1: director of that is Sarah Polo. And once we did
Speaker 1: yoga beside her, yeah, and I approached total jokes post
Speaker 1: yokes because before I was like, that's rude, Like she's
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to find center. So I went
Speaker 1: after and I literally was just like, you have done
Speaker 1: so much. And then I started crying and I didn't
Speaker 1: really get anything out. But she's an activist. She's she's
Speaker 1: like the celebrity that you would cry around and you
Speaker 1: did cry around, yeah, and I did. And she's like
Speaker 1: down the street and like she's like she has the
Speaker 1: craziest documentary, Oh my god, And I don't even want
Speaker 1: to give away the spoiler, but the documentary about her
Speaker 1: own life with the craziest twist at the end that's
Speaker 1: like actually, like it's insane and it's about her own
Speaker 1: life and the discovery of something that is like she
Speaker 1: discovers in it. And in the end you're like I
Speaker 1: can't believe it, and it's like it's true anyway, like
Speaker 1: juicier should I just say it? Like I guess it's
Speaker 1: because it was gonna be bothered if it said no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter even if you see it. So it's
Speaker 1: called stories we tell. And then she she is like
Speaker 1: kind of think that maybe she's she doesn't look like
Speaker 1: her siblings, like maybe her mind. And she finds out
Speaker 1: she interviews all these people and her mom with an
Speaker 1: actress into production who slept with this other guy, and
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, I'm your father, and so she is
Speaker 1: a completely different father. Like you can't make that up.
Speaker 1: That's her real life anyway, Sarah poly culture, Like we
Speaker 1: got a good lesson in culture right that absolutely must
Speaker 1: consume immediately when I go home. And I feel like
Speaker 1: she lives in the West End, like kind of near
Speaker 1: our office where we'll keep our eyes out yoga. Um okay,
Speaker 1: mitchell O. Mine's like not as cool, not as like
Speaker 1: not as cool, and this is like culture. I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 1: mine's embarrassing and it's um Survivor actually, oh good, Okay.
Speaker 1: I am obsessed with Survivor. And I was thinking about
Speaker 1: how Richard Hatch is like an icon who was not
Speaker 1: given his credit where credit was due, like he was
Speaker 1: portrayed as a villain because he was gay. I was
Speaker 1: looking into this and realized that, you know how he
Speaker 1: went to jail for four years because of tax evasion.
Speaker 1: It turns out that there was like four members on
Speaker 1: the jury before the trial even happened that said they
Speaker 1: would never admit, like they were like, this fag is
Speaker 1: going to jail, Like there's no way we're not letting
Speaker 1: him before and they asked for a new jury and
Speaker 1: they wouldn't give it to him, and so he and
Speaker 1: then he was like, it's all the stuff with the
Speaker 1: I R S where they wanted to put him in
Speaker 1: jail and they So it's really really sad and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, looking back, if you like Survivor, it's like
Speaker 1: at the time, no one knew what an alliance was.
Speaker 1: He literally was the first person ever on that show
Speaker 1: to say the world alliance and created this idea of
Speaker 1: like people teaming together, where everyone else was like, you know,
Speaker 1: we want people who are teamworking and building the shelter,
Speaker 1: and he was like, screw that. I want to win
Speaker 1: this game and win a million dollars. So I have
Speaker 1: been obsessed with Survivor ever since. And just the other
Speaker 1: day they anounced that Canadians can apply for the American
Speaker 1: Well girl, you have history with reality. He was on
Speaker 1: Canadian Big Brother. You were on Canadian Big Brother. Did
Speaker 1: you do well? Um? Okay, well I got screwed over
Speaker 1: my twins and yeah I got Midranger, got into the jury.
Speaker 1: But then they had brought like two people back that
Speaker 1: got to like watch us secretly and then like exposed
Speaker 1: that you were Richard Hatch and I saw that it
Speaker 1: was Hatch and they got rid of me. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a really really weird and cool experience. It
Speaker 1: was awful. I hated everything. My sister is obsessed with
Speaker 1: Big Brother and really wants weird. It's a gay thing.
Speaker 1: It is like, I have never partaken in this franchise.
Speaker 1: Explain it to me what you do? Like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like the real world, but it's competition. It's like Survivor, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but they're like version, the Australian version. They're they're more
Speaker 1: like you just vote based on popularity, like the audience votes.
Speaker 1: But in America and Canada it's Survivor in a house,
Speaker 1: but they have to do like weird challenges sometimes that
Speaker 1: are like really hokey and kind of funny, and if
Speaker 1: you lose, you have to eat slop. Yeah, there's like
Speaker 1: you eat slop like horrid. There's literally just like if
Speaker 1: you lose, you for a week you have to like
Speaker 1: live on slop and sleepy thing like you don't want
Speaker 1: to lose because you don't want to eat the slop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a week, and you're allowed to be. There's like
Speaker 1: rules like you can put nannaise on it, but like
Speaker 1: that's it. You're allow of condiments. So then people just
Speaker 1: like put so much condiment. Look it looks like yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like gruel or like porridge, and it tastes
Speaker 1: and didn't you say someone like didn't understand that mannis
Speaker 1: is that someone in the house is like I thought
Speaker 1: maynaise is good. It's just egg and I was like no,
Speaker 1: and she was like I feel like I'm gaining away.
Speaker 1: It was like, well, you're just eating mayonnaise. I kind
Speaker 1: of like that bitch eat slop. Got out of here, honey,
Speaker 1: eat slope, being like you're eating slop like Tippity Pollard.
Speaker 1: But that's she's on the British one, right, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She thought that David like like liked gut David had died,
Speaker 1: but it was David. That's the funniest you've seen that
Speaker 1: Cliff Polar Bowie's ex wife, and she says that with
Speaker 1: Tiffany and New York Pollard, just like I must tell
Speaker 1: you something. David stots and she and Tiffany's like what
Speaker 1: she thinks. It's David who their cast member, like the
Speaker 1: husband of lizam In Alley, and he's in the bed
Speaker 1: died of cancer. And she's like he has cancer and
Speaker 1: she's like why. She's like, she's just died of cancer,
Speaker 1: died in the diver room just now, and it's sing
Speaker 1: around freaking out. He and she the woman is like
Speaker 1: stop stop. Tiffany relaxed, no, and then she can't get
Speaker 1: her stop. She's not screaming running around. David is dead.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know, everyone in the control room
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. All cameras camera, but they
Speaker 1: take so long to say David Bowie because no, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you just say that? And then she's
Speaker 1: even like like, no one will allow Tiffany to know
Speaker 1: that they were talking about a different David. And she
Speaker 1: keeps saying like, why did she lie to me? And
Speaker 1: she's getting mad at this, just like watching a house
Speaker 1: burned to the group just wrong. I love that. My
Speaker 1: senior quote in high school was you know you love
Speaker 1: New York, And then like for a few years after
Speaker 1: high school, I would say that it was about in
Speaker 1: the city of New York. But it's a full blown
Speaker 1: quote from I love New York. You know you love
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, she's amazing. She's a queen. My reality
Speaker 1: show fixation was American Idol, so much so that actually
Speaker 1: started to watch Canadian Idol car the feeling guys like
Speaker 1: you are you like, are the gays obsession like New
Speaker 1: York obsession? Yes? Oh my god, queen, do we have
Speaker 1: any car? Even? Like even like straight guys are like,
Speaker 1: She's no, She's She's a full thing. I think that
Speaker 1: she's like very much like in a weird, strange way,
Speaker 1: like going to be as enduring as someone like Cyndi Lauper.
Speaker 1: She's bad manager though, okay, the only time Peter Brown
Speaker 1: Scooter what yeah, manager. He manages everyone. I know, he
Speaker 1: manages whoever was Bieber's people? Those were her people, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because they always show up like the Tom Hanks remember
Speaker 1: video was like how did you get this? As well
Speaker 1: and other people to Carlos, Yeah, carl Claws. Yeah, you may.
Speaker 1: If Carlie Class dropped a single, I think I'd walk
Speaker 1: into the river. What genre would Carlie Classes single be?
Speaker 1: Do you think, oh, honey, country pop? Because with her,
Speaker 1: it's like, if we're gonna make her a star, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get as much money out of it as possible. Honey,
Speaker 1: I'm picturing Hayden panty air, you know, like Very Hayden.
Speaker 1: Where is she Hayden? Yeah, I think like on the
Speaker 1: fifteenth season of Nashville on CMT, I was gonna probably
Speaker 1: like enjoying like a vanilla scented candle she started on.
Speaker 1: I saw when when I went to New York when
Speaker 1: I was younger, my parents took me to New York
Speaker 1: and I saw her, like right when I got off
Speaker 1: the plane, I was like New York some like everyone's
Speaker 1: a celebrity, and I was like the girl from Ally McBeal. Wait,
Speaker 1: this is a true story though. Henry and I went
Speaker 1: to when we went to Europe to see that's why
Speaker 1: we were there. We were walking in London and literally
Speaker 1: walked out of our hotel and I go Henry, look
Speaker 1: Ian McKellen and just the first old guy, like I
Speaker 1: thot there was a stupid joke. I was like stoned.
Speaker 1: I was like, look, Ian McKellen, it was good one.
Speaker 1: Did you chase It was Ian McKellen. Honey, it was
Speaker 1: Ian McKellen saying it was crazy. I was like literally
Speaker 1: from a hundreds where I look, I McKellen's coming towards
Speaker 1: us bingo. Oh my god, it was the same thing.
Speaker 1: It was like crazy McCallen. Oh my god. So listen, Well,
Speaker 1: this is one thing we don't think we've ever talked
Speaker 1: about with you every time you've been on the show,
Speaker 1: and I want to get this question from you guys
Speaker 1: as well as you did an episode about pop stars. Um,
Speaker 1: your pop star icon is Britney Spears. Well, I think
Speaker 1: that my favorite pop star, or at least my favorite,
Speaker 1: is Lady Gaga. But the growing up, the one who
Speaker 1: I would have died for was Britney Spears for sure.
Speaker 1: So we didn't or Lady Gaga just like trumped it
Speaker 1: like Lady. So Lady Gaga came into my life for
Speaker 1: like two thousand and eight, and that was like right
Speaker 1: when Brittany was having like no that time where gave
Speaker 1: me more had just happened. Blackout Black I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm here for her. Listen. My whole bit is that
Speaker 1: I feel morally responsible for her well being. You know,
Speaker 1: I just feel like each one of us took a
Speaker 1: little crystal out of her eyes, like threw it on
Speaker 1: the floor, and now at this stage in the game,
Speaker 1: it's our job to pick it up and smoosh it
Speaker 1: back and just kind of like tell, you know, just
Speaker 1: tell her we're sorry and that we love her because
Speaker 1: she gave birth to us, she died on the cross
Speaker 1: for um. Yeah, I think she's wonderful. I mean her
Speaker 1: anybody on Instagram right now, yeah, best you need, it's wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm always there. I'm saying have a great day. Where
Speaker 1: he just followed Dave and followed Brindy, because you'll just
Speaker 1: see comments like hey girl, living for the sweater. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, where sun it's hot, make sure you wear
Speaker 1: sunscreen fifty. I recently commented on the instagram of my
Speaker 1: beloved pop star Kelly Clarkson that was the whole thing
Speaker 1: with you on the View so like so the reason
Speaker 1: I went to the View. I went to the View
Speaker 1: recently because Kelly Carberson was going to be on and
Speaker 1: I love Kelly. And then I heard rumblings in the
Speaker 1: studio that they were going to do something with Kelly's
Speaker 1: biggest fan. Did you think I had it where I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I'm gonna meet he. This
Speaker 1: is like the setup for where I previously previously I had,
Speaker 1: I had had the chance to meet her, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't meet her because I cried too much thinking about
Speaker 1: my thinking about I thought about it, and tears came
Speaker 1: out of as very bigger? Is it American idol? Like
Speaker 1: it's from the from the jump? So and then recently
Speaker 1: I at the view that they picked another gang as
Speaker 1: the biggest fan and literally as he's thanking her for
Speaker 1: changing his life like he lost ninety pounds listening to
Speaker 1: her music. Literally literally I'm in the bath just like
Speaker 1: you can see me the whole time. I'm horrified on
Speaker 1: my face is just like pure panic and terror that
Speaker 1: it's not me. And Bowen Yang is next to me
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, like doing the most to say
Speaker 1: the least. Yeah, Bowen's like that girl. And Jimmy Fallon
Speaker 1: who knows that she's on camera, and like he's clapping
Speaker 1: along and I'm I have no poker face time having
Speaker 1: a meltdown but I want to know before we do it.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honeys, who are your pop star?
Speaker 1: Who are your icons? So mine fleeing on likeing. But
Speaker 1: I remember my parents, like I remember they got me
Speaker 1: to like my parents, they were like they never got
Speaker 1: me anything, and that's that's so unfair. But I was
Speaker 1: not like the kid without a game boy, like I
Speaker 1: never really got that many things. I remember once we
Speaker 1: were like we are two tickets to lean down is
Speaker 1: the less talk about Love like era, And I remember
Speaker 1: like getting the tickets. It was the first time I
Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna see her, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it was like this like weird thing,
Speaker 1: like I'm going to see her in the flash like
Speaker 1: this person I've only been obsessed one and I started
Speaker 1: bawling my eyes out. And I remember I had like
Speaker 1: two friends coming over for like a play day, and
Speaker 1: I just was like uncontrollably crying on the floor, just
Speaker 1: like freaking out. And I also there's a song on
Speaker 1: Let's Talk About Love called treat Or Like a Lady,
Speaker 1: which is like she kind of she just kind of
Speaker 1: wraps It's like doesn't it doesn't really like it doesn't
Speaker 1: stand it does the time. She has a writing credit
Speaker 1: on it with thirteen other people. My mom once was like, Greg,
Speaker 1: you need to condomn. She doesn't write around music. I
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, sit down and opened it up and
Speaker 1: it was like thirteen people and it was like leaning
Speaker 1: on and in the background, I swear to god, there's
Speaker 1: this like beat and it goes Gregg and it sounds
Speaker 1: like it sounds like like a Dell and Greg and
Speaker 1: I skip school to listen to Let's talk about a
Speaker 1: lot of albums. And I kept going what what and
Speaker 1: like screaming. My dad was like what do you mean what?
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you yelling? And anyways, you can
Speaker 1: still hear it, and he was like, my son, but
Speaker 1: it's still Clandon Renee hit the Hey and she is back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's working again. And allegedly there's a week that Gaga
Speaker 1: and Celine Dion are both Inventor. It's been announced that
Speaker 1: that she's like, um leaving Vegas soon in the next year.
Speaker 1: So I texted a bunch of our friends and was like,
Speaker 1: we have to go. I was like, Selene Gaga and
Speaker 1: we're out. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: that I bet that flights are going to be like
Speaker 1: expensive and like Pockets of America. We're gonna need to
Speaker 1: go fund me and like a full campaign in order
Speaker 1: to get those tickets. But I mean I would love too.
Speaker 1: That would be a dream. I could die afterwards. Really
Speaker 1: Button saw us lean in Vegas the last performance before
Speaker 1: when I died. Yeah, yeah, that we're here REALI like,
Speaker 1: we have to make this and literally she went on,
Speaker 1: She went on performs. Two days later, he dies and
Speaker 1: she canceled a week of shows. Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: was my heart? Will go on amazing, like honestly, like
Speaker 1: he did it on the X Now and your favorite song,
Speaker 1: she opened with, oh yeah, surrender you know which Kelly
Speaker 1: Clarkson saying American. Yeah, that's just why I love that.
Speaker 1: That's just the taste of what it is. Alright, So
Speaker 1: who was yours? My favorite pop star of all time
Speaker 1: is Robin and the Horizon. I feel like when I
Speaker 1: was young, I didn't really listen to that much pop music.
Speaker 1: She was trying really hard to not be gay. Yeah no, true, true, No,
Speaker 1: Robin's like the best and she's and like she's just
Speaker 1: coming back with an album now Robin song. I love them.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's so legit and what about York? Well,
Speaker 1: you are you've exposed me to be or do you
Speaker 1: guys like the York's smart people? Okay, wait, wait, it's
Speaker 1: not just smart person thing and like, no, know, we're
Speaker 1: getting we're getting stoned. And I have three music like
Speaker 1: You're You're gonna love. I love that people promised me
Speaker 1: that I like, I do. I respect York. I'm here
Speaker 1: for but I've always needed a guide, so I'm I'm
Speaker 1: excited for that. Wait, like one little thing. Okay, So
Speaker 1: she made a music video about penetration where she like
Speaker 1: had sex with men und the background. Alkay, So Alexander
Speaker 1: McQueen sos into her back literally like with like bleeding
Speaker 1: into her back address while she also has sex through
Speaker 1: this weird software with her like boyfriend at the time,
Speaker 1: matter Barne, who was an artist, and they would air
Speaker 1: it on like MTV and stuff. And then MTV found
Speaker 1: out that it was like actual penetrative sex and tried
Speaker 1: to sue her and she was like, I never told
Speaker 1: you to put it on and then she won the thing.
Speaker 1: That is the version. That is the version that music
Speaker 1: video too. It's amazing. Anyway, now I'm picturing a needle
Speaker 1: going through a back. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: do good with that, but I do watch it Ark
Speaker 1: and Horror Story. Anyway. Um, well, now we have something
Speaker 1: that we have activities for the afternoon, but we have
Speaker 1: to just close this out with our signature segment, which
Speaker 1: is called I Don't Think So Honey, and I want
Speaker 1: to let everyone know. And because we're recording this, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say some dates, Um, Lost Coatureess have some
Speaker 1: shows in New York and Los Angeles for the rest
Speaker 1: of the year. Um, We're yeah, we're gonna be doing it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be at Joe's Pub on Monday, November twenty
Speaker 1: six for Queers Live, which is gonna be literally Diva's
Speaker 1: Live but with gays. There will be a recreation. It
Speaker 1: will be at Joe's Pub on Monday November. On Friday
Speaker 1: November thirty, if we are at the Bellhouse for I
Speaker 1: Don't Think So Honey Live fifty comedians, I'll take the
Speaker 1: stage and do one minute rants on things in pop
Speaker 1: culture they do not like. It needs to be taken
Speaker 1: down a notch. And then we're coming out to Los
Speaker 1: Angeles on December five at the Region I'm coasting that
Speaker 1: show with Jill Kim Booster, so we're gonna do the
Speaker 1: same thing. So this is a lot of um, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey related fervor going on. And tomorrow
Speaker 1: night we're actually gonna be here, said everyone year. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be at the Garrison at eleven pm. We're going
Speaker 1: doing it with thirty people. They're gonna be taking the
Speaker 1: stage one after another, and they're all going to be
Speaker 1: doing one minute rants on culture called I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: which we're about to show you right now. I mean,
Speaker 1: the shows are crazy. I've done a bunch of them
Speaker 1: and like it's just an absolute mayhem. If you wanted this,
Speaker 1: but like times fifteen and more screaming, you will like
Speaker 1: the show. Um okay, So I have a topic. Do
Speaker 1: you have a topic? I have a topic? All right,
Speaker 1: you go first. How about this? This is this, I'm
Speaker 1: got a time you. This is David Mazzoni is out
Speaker 1: this on here? Why don't we step up? Honey? About
Speaker 1: to go off? All right, Dave Zzoni, this is your Toronto.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, and your time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Girl from San Diego who we
Speaker 1: just met, who's already saying I love you to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. We just mad. You are being
Speaker 1: too familiar. It's weird. Um, I get it. Like you're
Speaker 1: from San Diego. That's very cool. Um, you've just moved
Speaker 1: to New York. You're looking for friends. I love that.
Speaker 1: But um, like, leave me and my boyfriend a loan
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, like we're walking to
Speaker 1: the subway, Like you go do your thing, get your
Speaker 1: own cab, mama, Like we hardly know ye. Um seconds,
Speaker 1: you seem really nice, Like I like the Jeane jacket
Speaker 1: that you decided to wear to the bar. Um, Like
Speaker 1: you're kind of doing this thing where you're hugging me
Speaker 1: from the back and kind of like a half hug
Speaker 1: kind of a way. Um. And even in your body
Speaker 1: language and kind of the way you're cringing my shoulders,
Speaker 1: I can tell that you know that you don't really
Speaker 1: know me that well like that. Um, but you're kind
Speaker 1: of bleeding desperation in my direction, and I scoop it
Speaker 1: up and shovel it right over my head and step
Speaker 1: out of the way as it falls over the clip
Speaker 1: because I'm not interested in new friends. Um. Actually no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be interested in new friends if you can
Speaker 1: do what you said you were gonna do the other night,
Speaker 1: which is get me tickets to see Hamilton's. And that's
Speaker 1: why I met it for eight seconds, Darling. He's open
Speaker 1: to French tips, but with a caveate didn't ever tell
Speaker 1: you at the time. My friend Sudy and I went
Speaker 1: to Disney World and we got online and we just
Speaker 1: got the hangers on and then she stuck around for
Speaker 1: four rides. Honey, she and it was that thing where
Speaker 1: you ever get introduced someone new when you hear one
Speaker 1: name and you're like, your friend, here's another name, and
Speaker 1: you're both positive they said that name. We thought her
Speaker 1: name was like Fanny or Sally, like we didn't know.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think we should try to
Speaker 1: dish Fanny. And she think, who then is Fanny? Okay,
Speaker 1: we can't ask her her name now. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was Fanny. I was like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I heard Fanny. I'm ready, Okay, I have a throwback.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. An encouragement or give it
Speaker 1: up from Matt. Already, Matt, we are here in Toronto.
Speaker 1: Your I don't think so, Honey starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey Snape from Harry Potter. Bitch, you were
Speaker 1: to mean the whole time, and I was supposed to say,
Speaker 1: oh wait, I love him. No, bitch, if I'm Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: I'm still mad. I want to attention several times because
Speaker 1: of you. You love my mom. It's none of my business.
Speaker 1: And also then what I have to like name my
Speaker 1: kid after you? Your name is Severus. I wanted to
Speaker 1: name my kid Trevor or Brent because I am from
Speaker 1: the page tracker on Long Island. I think those are
Speaker 1: beautiful male name. I don't think so, honey Snape. Your
Speaker 1: haircut is too much, I don't think so, honey, Snap,
Speaker 1: what is it? It's like fucking blow it out, Honey.
Speaker 1: If you blew it out and paid attention to it,
Speaker 1: you could have a solid nineties and her hatcher, but
Speaker 1: instead you look bad. And this is not Alan Rickman
Speaker 1: who actually hands him in the face. I think wardrobe wise,
Speaker 1: I kind of like what you're wearing. I love the
Speaker 1: free flowing thing, easy breezy, beautiful cover. Snape, yes, and
Speaker 1: that in one minute from that Roger sever Because if
Speaker 1: you think about it, Snape, don't think so, honey, get
Speaker 1: another outfit and outfit like reading it, just like if
Speaker 1: you think about it, he was grey and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: he was a dick for six books. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I am I the only one who thinks he's gaye
Speaker 1: Lily Potter. I don't know. I just assume all like
Speaker 1: villains are gay. Rowling would let you know if you know,
Speaker 1: you know she she would take to her Twitter. It's
Speaker 1: actually really cult number a hundred and three. J. K.
Speaker 1: Rowling would let you know she is up on Twitter
Speaker 1: being like, just so you know, Cho Cheng was pan sexual.
Speaker 1: Cedric would have been very curious had he lived. Um,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Greg? You want to go first?
Speaker 1: All right? This is Greg Breg give it up. I
Speaker 1: don't think Hong and his time. This outfit is sure
Speaker 1: over here is very cute. These are two cut all right,
Speaker 1: I gotta keep it separate. This is Greg Brown's I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, and this time starts now. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, Matt, I don't think so honey. The musical
Speaker 1: wicked Okay. I went to see her recently. It did
Speaker 1: not age well. The first song is by a man
Speaker 1: trying to use a green elixtor to get a woman
Speaker 1: drunk enough to sleep with him to like a tongue
Speaker 1: in cheek song and which kids are reund me were
Speaker 1: literally laughing. It's not a family friendly musical the way
Speaker 1: it's advertised. Okay. Second of all, it's literally the whitest
Speaker 1: musical of all time. The recent Toronto cast everyone in
Speaker 1: the whole production was white except one person who was green,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure which is offensive to people with
Speaker 1: the influenza virus. And also it's like supposed to be
Speaker 1: a beautiful love story between two women, but of course
Speaker 1: in the last five minutes they make like Her appear
Speaker 1: again and makea with Fierro. As we know, Fierro is gay. Okay.
Speaker 1: The only people who dance in their life is us
Speaker 1: and in this current like climate of oppression, I just
Speaker 1: don't have the physical capacity to have empathy for a
Speaker 1: pretty henchs academic who's turning into a goat. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it's on a Wicked your cattle that's admitted, wow,
Speaker 1: takedown of Wicked. You know, here's the thing, Wicked A
Speaker 1: lot of filler songs. You had seen it recently too.
Speaker 1: It was it was. I don't know, if we just
Speaker 1: had a weaker cast. Maybe this is where we're starting.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know. I buy into this. No one's
Speaker 1: told me it's weird. No one will quote it all
Speaker 1: the time in my apartment whenever, because you can't see
Speaker 1: who comes in the door when they come in, so
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll hear the door slamming somebody like who is it?
Speaker 1: And I'm always like, it's me? Are just they're always
Speaker 1: I mean, there's three songs in it that are slaves,
Speaker 1: and the rest of it is like the w and
Speaker 1: I the Wizard and I popular and well define define
Speaker 1: gravity and also no good Okay, I mean that I
Speaker 1: have spend hours on the internet watching the compilation videos
Speaker 1: of like all the best Wizards, and I rips like that. Also,
Speaker 1: wait that Brandy chevon messy. I'm just saying, like I've
Speaker 1: said it on the show before. Everyone, we don't have time,
Speaker 1: but don't YouTube. This understudy that was an alpha bug
Speaker 1: finally got her one chance, and you know how it's
Speaker 1: she said, it's fucking amazing. She gave it her whole
Speaker 1: life and died immediately after. Probably probably I can only assume,
Speaker 1: how could you live something like that. I mean she
Speaker 1: achieved it, achieved it. Anyway, it's time, Michels. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, a little bit more serious, and but
Speaker 1: we're gonna go there. I'm mean it really heated right there, bitch,
Speaker 1: all right, this is Michels. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Michael Moffette, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who smoke cigarette butts and throw them on the
Speaker 1: ground like they're not trash. If you don't think it's trashed,
Speaker 1: then you're trash. Because the over fift of garbage collected
Speaker 1: on roads, oats, and streets and beaches is cigarette butts.
Speaker 1: It's like four point five to really in cigarette butts
Speaker 1: are flown thrown on the ground every single year. And
Speaker 1: if you don't want to don't know what a trillion is.
Speaker 1: If you try to count to it, it would take
Speaker 1: you thirty one thousand years to count to one trillion. Sad.
Speaker 1: And if you're sitting there being like but niche, where
Speaker 1: am I gonna put my cigarette? Or you're like, um,
Speaker 1: but aren't they biodegradable? No, they're not biodegradable. They literally
Speaker 1: tanks the ground with poison in toxins and then go
Speaker 1: into our waterways. And if you live in a city
Speaker 1: like Toronto, every public garbage has a little receptacle for
Speaker 1: your death sticks that you can use, because those death sticks,
Speaker 1: if they're soaked in water, will kill every single fish
Speaker 1: in that tank just fishing them. Um. And just so
Speaker 1: you know, the filter on cigarettes don't actually do anything.
Speaker 1: It was a marketing point to make you feel healthier. Um.
Speaker 1: And basically, so you're just killing the environment, nature and
Speaker 1: killing yourself faster than you should. Um. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Please put away your cigarettes properly. Starting letter would bring
Speaker 1: the science. Um, you guys, this is so fun. You
Speaker 1: guys give it up for that? And where can we get?
Speaker 1: Where can we find you? Yeah, on the internet. You
Speaker 1: can check us out on YouTube a Sam Science. And
Speaker 1: we have a podcast also called side Mille which in
Speaker 1: your meal, Mom, But I'm at wale watch me pla
Speaker 1: which is a little bit harder. I'm story you said
Speaker 1: Z instead of Z. Different culture? Who baby? All right,
Speaker 1: we have to go. So tomorrow night, you guys at
Speaker 1: eleven p m. At the Garrison. If you liked I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I saw you clapping girl. Um,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be much more of that. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: so fun. We have so many amazing Toronto comics that
Speaker 1: we are so excited to me than ever up. It's
Speaker 1: it's really gonna be good. So come on down, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming out, and we're gonna end with the
Speaker 1: song as we leave this thing as we always do,
Speaker 1: which is the only song I know right now, which
Speaker 1: is Gag from the Stars Worn Trailer a Forever. This
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