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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, I just wanted to jump on here with

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Speaker 1: little Bow say hey bo okay um, and we just

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Speaker 1: wanted to let everyone know about upcoming live shows. We

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Speaker 1: have several coming up, but the first one is Queers Live,

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Speaker 1: Bow and tell them Babe. It's inspired from the very

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Speaker 1: inspired by, i should say, very first Diva's Live, starting

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Speaker 1: all your favorite divits, but we're just putting a little

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Speaker 1: queer spin on it. We're gonna have so many great people.

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Speaker 1: Larry Owen's called a Skull of Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson

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Speaker 1: as Peter Smith, Peter Smith, and more to be announced.

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Speaker 1: More Queer to be announced. Musical directed by the one

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Speaker 1: and only Henry Koperski Son Monday, novembery at Joe's Pub,

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Speaker 1: The one and only. It's our very first, ever last

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Speaker 1: culture is to show at Joe's Pub. We love the

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Speaker 1: folks over there. We're gonna be, you know, recording a

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Speaker 1: little video promo for it in the coming weeks. You

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Speaker 1: Joe's Pub website, so please head over and do that,

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Speaker 1: and then we have the gag. Of course, it's I

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Speaker 1: don't think so honey Live at the Bellhouse on No. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a pretty new batch of folks.

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Speaker 1: We are really gonna show you some new faces, Darling.

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Speaker 1: Our last one was like a Legends ball type gig.

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Speaker 1: But this is gonna be such a fun, fresh experience.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so great. I can't wait for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta get your tickets to our I Don't Think

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Speaker 1: So Honey Live at the Bellhouse on no And if

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Speaker 1: you're on the West Coast, Honey, I'm coming to you

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be doing I Don't Think So Honey

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Speaker 1: Live at the Region in downtown l A on December five.

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Speaker 1: The lineup will be announced shortly as well the Bellhouse lineup.

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Speaker 1: But this is gonna be so much fun. I loved

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Speaker 1: our show that we did fun. I can't believe I'm

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Speaker 1: missing this one. But you know what, it's for a

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Speaker 1: good reason, which is your wedding to yourself? Yes, just

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Speaker 1: kidding his work, um, so listen, I cannot wait. And

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Speaker 1: then selfishly, I want to just plug a little show

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Speaker 1: that I do here in New York City at the Duplex.

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Speaker 1: It's called have you heard of Christmas? Oh? I love

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Speaker 1: this show. Thank you baby. I'm really excited it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be on December eleven, December twenty two, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do that show three times and I really want you

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Speaker 1: guys to come. You can get tickets, um, which are

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Speaker 1: on sale right now. Those are the shows, and that's

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Speaker 1: the Gauntlets and special guests and that's musical directed by

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Speaker 1: Henry Cooperski as well. Yes, oh, I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: all of these shows. Um. I will be three out

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Speaker 1: see you? Why why and look over there? How is

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Speaker 1: that culture? Yes? Goodness, Well let's here you guys. Ho's

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Speaker 1: it going? London, BEFA, Northern Ireland. Things are like, I

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Speaker 1: anyone doesn't, do you guys? This is like always genuinely

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Speaker 1: up with like American politics? On the dumpster fire? That is?

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Speaker 1: You guys look sadly and confidently nodding, yes, is it

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Speaker 1: like Days of Our Eyes for you guys, it's just

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Speaker 1: this fantastic soap. Yeah, it's far, it's it's horrific. Um,

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Speaker 1: imagine what it would be like to have a good

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Speaker 1: we can't afford it. Another reason why Canada is so

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Speaker 1: much better than us. So let's discuss this dynamic duo.

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Speaker 1: They are the host of the YouTube channel a SAP Science,

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Speaker 1: which is really it's it's do you are you guys

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Speaker 1: They also host the side Note podcast, which is you know,

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Speaker 1: it's still science, bitch, but it's also more of them

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Speaker 1: So it's like it's it's very interact. I love that

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Speaker 1: things like just bring us out please everyone welcome, Gregory, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: oh wow. The thing is we've already like fully started

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, do you guys have siblings? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: we do share. But I'm with you that like sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you're disrespecting the fabric. You're stretching him out,

478
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Speaker 1: not in like your big way. I mean, he likes

479
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Speaker 1: to pull the clothes and like I'm just always like

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Speaker 1: Like but like I'm I'm like less clean with my stuff.

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Speaker 1: Like when I eat, it's just like everywhere I chew

485
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Speaker 1: with my mouth open. That's not good. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know that's not good to keep. We're both not

487
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Speaker 1: like that clean in general. And don't throw me like

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Speaker 1: you are away cleaner than me yea, And yeah no,

489
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Speaker 1: that's why that is, like you'll ruin stuff and I'm

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Speaker 1: just it's too high of a risk and it's true,

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Speaker 1: I know. And I look at the bottom and talk

492
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Speaker 1: after I wear them, I'm like they're dark. I'm screwed,

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Speaker 1: Like I put them back in your thing, like panick

494
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Speaker 1: that you're gonna figure it out. Hearing underwear is intimate. Um, yeah,

495
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Speaker 1: that's that's that's a special layer. And I'm like, I

496
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Speaker 1: plan my underwear based on like what things are coming up.

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Speaker 1: You know, you want your most comman like based on

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Speaker 1: like when you have like a big thing coming up.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I want to We're the ones that are

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Speaker 1: comfy and feel like my life. The underwear. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you'll just take it. I've never crossed my mind. Yeah

502
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Speaker 1: I did not. I've never planned my underwear for an event.

503
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Speaker 1: I feel like, sometimes like an event like this, the

504
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Speaker 1: underwhere I'm currently wearing it come because I want to

505
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Speaker 1: feel grounded. Yeah. Absolutely, you want to be yourself. What's

506
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Speaker 1: your underwear like right now? Dave? Um, tiny and tight?

507
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Speaker 1: You know. I like to feel secure. Yeah, nothing's gonna happen.

508
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Speaker 1: You know. We were just taught. Okay, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: this it Ariel. Ariel David's boyfriend was like, I don't

510
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Speaker 1: know where it told him, like you need to wear

511
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Speaker 1: tighter underwear. You can see your dick through your pants

512
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Speaker 1: all the time, like not just sweat pants. Yeah, I

513
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Speaker 1: mean I was like, well, maybe it's just because you're

514
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Speaker 1: always looking at my dick. But yeah, I go always

515
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Speaker 1: over there. He's just like it's like I can see it.

516
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Speaker 1: I can see it. I know exactly where it is.

517
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Speaker 1: You need to wear tighter underwear, tighter underwear from your pants,

518
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Speaker 1: like I don't know why. Okay, like I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that you're not looking at it's sweatpants. E. Then con

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Speaker 1: you gotta get out there sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, like if

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Speaker 1: you're wearing a very loose pair of underwear, you almost

522
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Speaker 1: have to like tuck. Have you ever done drag? Yeah,

523
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Speaker 1: you never talked. You never talked. I've never properly talked,

524
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Speaker 1: because I don't Is it true that you literally have

525
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Speaker 1: to like push the balls up, the balls go up

526
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Speaker 1: and in done it. I think that there are many

527
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Speaker 1: different ways to do this, in many ways to skin

528
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Speaker 1: this cat and you. I think it's mostly about creating

529
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Speaker 1: the illusion of a new roin and however you smooth

530
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Speaker 1: that out. That doesn't Yeah, here's how you do it.

531
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Speaker 1: You pop the balls up. You've never radiculs to pop

532
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Speaker 1: the balls up part, I don't understand, like that in

533
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Speaker 1: the crack. No, that's not where they know there's a

534
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 1: spot for them there. That seems like like from from

535
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Speaker 1: medicinal perspective, like maybe they're gonna be like increased rates off,

536
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: like testicular cancer from shoving your balls up in you. Well,

537
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the thing I think of too.

538
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: It's like it can't be good be good for you,

539
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: but also dragon generally can't be good for you, like

540
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: them beating their faces every day for three hours, Like

541
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Speaker 1: that's how do they keep their face from like one

542
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: of the drags that we did, but said that like

543
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: ever since becoming drag and their skin got better. So

544
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: maybe it's like because they take care of the like

545
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Speaker 1: that is what it is. I think that it could

546
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Speaker 1: be dangerous. Maybe then you just Dady drag. Queen's in

547
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Speaker 1: the clinic cult trial. Yeah, they need to be studied.

548
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: I've never done true drag, like it's always been like

549
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: sloppy Halloween drag. Yeah, it's just like never any effort

550
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: because I always feel like if I put in too

551
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: much effort and then then I'm not pretty exactly going

552
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Speaker 1: to be passed seven hours. But I feel like I'm

553
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: not trying because I'm afraid of what would happen if

554
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: I do. You know we're gonna be Halloween, Well know,

555
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: I have a really hard one to top. Last year,

556
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: Boonen and I were Celeste than Renata from Big Little Lies.

557
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Speaker 1: He was I Patched Nata. Oh. He was Laura during

558
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Speaker 1: with the Ipatch when Sley will Be accidentally knocks her

559
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Speaker 1: in the eye. So I didn't watch our podcasts because

560
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: it was too much. Was it bad? Was it? We

561
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: watched the first episode and we're like, no, no, I

562
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: just I don't know. That's like and I was like,

563
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: is this just a like crime show or like, are

564
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 1: we supposed to at one like if a ghost going

565
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: to come out and like spook guys, like I think

566
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: scary ghosts. I don't know. But there was like Instagram

567
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: ads for a while that was just like a slow

568
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: motion Amy Adams just like kind of like like the wind,

569
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: like the breeze moving and kind of like I was like, Okay,

570
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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess her hair is moving so nicely.

571
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: I guess I'll watch it looking like she's gonna break

572
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: into a million pieces of glass at any minute, just

573
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: being always so broken, like I don't know, it's too much.

574
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: We also my boyfriend and I started the new season

575
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: of American Horror Story. It's just absolutely the worst thing

576
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: on the planet, Like it's Ryan Murphy just throwing darts

577
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: at a wall and being like, what if side, how

578
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Speaker 1: can I get as gay and scary as possible? Should

579
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: be scary and gay? I mean my boyfriend and I

580
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: were watching like intently, not because it was interesting, but

581
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: because we were genuinely like, what is going on? What

582
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: is the current one? And it has I feel like

583
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: it hasn't. I haven't heard as much about this season.

584
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Speaker 1: Let me I'll give you the low down apparatrictly. Essentially,

585
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: it's the apocalypse. Um l A was a hit with

586
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Speaker 1: the nuclear bomb, and the like the whole world was

587
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: each like all the major cities were hit with the

588
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: nuclear bomb. Everybody's dead except for a few people who

589
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: were taken down to sanctuaries, which are curated by um

590
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,479
Speaker 1: Evan Peters and likely like eventually like they're picking out

591
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: like who's gonna be Who's gonna like repopulate mankind? And

592
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson is like this has like a cane. She's

593
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: like this ballet instructor sort of but not. She reminds

594
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: me of a ballet instructor I once has, but she

595
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: had it's just like this. Her name is Marylyn. She

596
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: used to be like no sway backs and like banger um.

597
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: But anyway, it just doesn't make any sense. And then

598
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: this last episode spoiler alert, they kill everybody. They all

599
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: eat poison apples and die and then it's not over

600
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: the scene. It's the third episode. Ariel and I were like, okay,

601
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: so the whole cast is dead, like Kathy Bates was.

602
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: We thought she was a human. Then she got shot

603
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: and she bled this like green goop, and we were like, okay,

604
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: so she's not. I kind of respect and yeah, like

605
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: you're Billy Aner. It's like this like a radioactive sort

606
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: of like Henchman who like I saw his hair, Like fuck,

607
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: oh it's so bad. Wait yeah, no, no, this sounds

608
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: really good to me. You know, there is wait a minute,

609
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Speaker 1: and I is this so amazing? And honestly that everything

610
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Speaker 1: with Ryan Murphy, it's like you're thinking about it and like, no,

611
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's objectively bad. Oh my god, I've watched

612
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: for twelve hours straight and I have to see the

613
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: next thing he does now. And so the most recent

614
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: episode ended, and it seems as though we're getting a

615
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: crossover from Covin Now everybody died but three of the

616
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Speaker 1: witches from Covin came appeared to appear and like woke

617
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: up three of the dead people. Who Okay, that's definitely

618
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: what's happening. So we're gonna go into Coven. I guess

619
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Speaker 1: now which honestly I'm down for? Con was Con was

620
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Speaker 1: the one that I if I had watched the season

621
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: of it, I would have picked that one because I

622
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: tried to watch the lady watching did you see you've

623
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Speaker 1: never seen any of it? Lady? Like every lady got seen,

624
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: like I like onmer like, oh man, this looks pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

625
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: she certainly was pulling a lot of looks in that. Yeah.

626
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: I mean she literally had sex for like four straight episodes.

627
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: Every single one was just her, like her and Sion

628
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: Jackson biting each other and making love. It was great.

629
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Speaker 1: I lived for you guys. Excited about a starsporn going

630
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Speaker 1: on Wednesday. We're going on October four, so I think

631
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Speaker 1: that's Thursday there before you interesting, we might go on

632
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: the second because there are screenings, though I'm sure in

633
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: New York they're already sold out. We bought the tickets

634
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: a long time ago. We actually, I like posted the

635
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: ticket that we got and like thirty of our friends

636
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: bought all the tickets around us. We have this like

637
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: thing in our mind where at least one time in

638
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: my life I want to rent out an entire theater

639
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: to something. I think I wanted to be Wicked, the

640
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: musical Wicked is that it's still happening, says Who. So

641
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: he says, who was every Wicked musically? Like the movie musical?

642
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean now I'm talking about we'll all

643
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: literally go to go see the stage production on Broadway Wick.

644
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,719
Speaker 1: I want to buy the whole thing. I want everyone,

645
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: all my my friends each in one seat and just

646
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: me get up on stage like, hi, everyone today we're

647
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: gonna see Wicked. Thank you guys so much for coming. Um,

648
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be I heard it's a very good performance.

649
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: So like as the high school thing, Um, who are

650
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: who are you? And Wicked? Who am I in WICKEDNESSA rose? Okay,

651
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's good. Now. But I'm Glinda because

652
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: because out of Bowen and I, Bowen is alphabet and

653
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm Glinda's You're mad im horrible gift like you. Yeah,

654
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: I think I'm a monkey. I'm a monkey like pre

655
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: w pre um, you are fierro. You are I was

656
00:33:54,440 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: gonna you know, you're not a very faerial thing to say. Yeah, okay,

657
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: so we should ask the question that we ask all

658
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: of our guests, which is what was the pop culture

659
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: or culture that made you say culture is for me?

660
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: This is that thing in your life that was either

661
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: a movie, a song, a musical artist, like some sort

662
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: of trend, anything in pop culture that really you can

663
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: look back on and say that kind of made me

664
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: who I am and like that that was That was it? Okay,

665
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: mine is like so Canadians, I'm hoping that you guys

666
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: will be on board. It's not canny the house, it's

667
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: not good for your international audience, but like she does

668
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: have crossover. Okay, so this the first actress that I

669
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: was obsessed with was named Sarah Poulli. Yeah, does I

670
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: mean anything to you? It could. So there was a

671
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: BBC which is like RPBS like BBC like equivalent show

672
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: called Road to Avonlea so okay, which is like an a. Yeah,

673
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: it's like nine hundred's like very white, very clone that okay,

674
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: and that I was like, oh that I will come

675
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: in here. You don't love that? It was very white love.

676
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: That s right from the record. So she's like, so

677
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: she's a child actress and she like is from montrealgy

678
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: moves like rural like nineteen hundreds, like churning butters, like

679
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: the issue of the week. And so I was with

680
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: her and but she is like so amazing, Okay. So

681
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: I was like reading about her and she um, it

682
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: was bought by Disney Road Table, which is why I

683
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: was like thought, maybe you guys would be like whatever,

684
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: but whatever, you didn't watch for the uninitiated name at

685
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Disney Gay. Yeah, he's quite the consumer. But she wore

686
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: a peace sign once, like when she was like ten

687
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: or like eleven to one of the Disney events in

688
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: order to like protest the Gulf War, and Disney like

689
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: gotten mad at her and was like you need to

690
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: take that off, and she was like no, and it

691
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: like created like a like like issue between Disney and

692
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: like the Canadian like production of Road Tavin Lee. She's

693
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: like a crazy actress and now she's like a prolific

694
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: female director. She made one of the best movies ever

695
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: got Away from Her. Yes, yeah, yeah, And she made

696
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: this Toronto based movie called Take This Waltz, which is amazing,

697
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: like yeah, and it like had Sarah Silverman in it,

698
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: and she kind of does like an amazing performance. The

699
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: director of that is Sarah Polo. And once we did

700
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: yoga beside her, yeah, and I approached total jokes post

701
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: yokes because before I was like, that's rude, Like she's

702
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to find center. So I went

703
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: after and I literally was just like, you have done

704
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: so much. And then I started crying and I didn't

705
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: really get anything out. But she's an activist. She's she's

706
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: like the celebrity that you would cry around and you

707
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: did cry around, yeah, and I did. And she's like

708
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: down the street and like she's like she has the

709
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: craziest documentary, Oh my god, And I don't even want

710
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: to give away the spoiler, but the documentary about her

711
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: own life with the craziest twist at the end that's

712
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: like actually, like it's insane and it's about her own

713
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: life and the discovery of something that is like she

714
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: discovers in it. And in the end you're like I

715
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: can't believe it, and it's like it's true anyway, like

716
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: juicier should I just say it? Like I guess it's

717
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: because it was gonna be bothered if it said no,

718
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter even if you see it. So it's

719
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: called stories we tell. And then she she is like

720
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: kind of think that maybe she's she doesn't look like

721
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: her siblings, like maybe her mind. And she finds out

722
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: she interviews all these people and her mom with an

723
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: actress into production who slept with this other guy, and

724
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, I'm your father, and so she is

725
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: a completely different father. Like you can't make that up.

726
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: That's her real life anyway, Sarah poly culture, Like we

727
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: got a good lesson in culture right that absolutely must

728
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: consume immediately when I go home. And I feel like

729
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: she lives in the West End, like kind of near

730
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: our office where we'll keep our eyes out yoga. Um okay,

731
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: mitchell O. Mine's like not as cool, not as like

732
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: not as cool, and this is like culture. I'm just like, okay,

733
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: mine's embarrassing and it's um Survivor actually, oh good, Okay.

734
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 1: I am obsessed with Survivor. And I was thinking about

735
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: how Richard Hatch is like an icon who was not

736
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: given his credit where credit was due, like he was

737
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: portrayed as a villain because he was gay. I was

738
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: looking into this and realized that, you know how he

739
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: went to jail for four years because of tax evasion.

740
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: It turns out that there was like four members on

741
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: the jury before the trial even happened that said they

742
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: would never admit, like they were like, this fag is

743
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,959
Speaker 1: going to jail, Like there's no way we're not letting

744
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: him before and they asked for a new jury and

745
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: they wouldn't give it to him, and so he and

746
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: then he was like, it's all the stuff with the

747
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I R S where they wanted to put him in

748
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: jail and they So it's really really sad and I'm

749
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: just like, looking back, if you like Survivor, it's like

750
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: at the time, no one knew what an alliance was.

751
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: He literally was the first person ever on that show

752
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: to say the world alliance and created this idea of

753
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: like people teaming together, where everyone else was like, you know,

754
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: we want people who are teamworking and building the shelter,

755
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: and he was like, screw that. I want to win

756
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: this game and win a million dollars. So I have

757
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: been obsessed with Survivor ever since. And just the other

758
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: day they anounced that Canadians can apply for the American

759
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: Well girl, you have history with reality. He was on

760
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: Canadian Big Brother. You were on Canadian Big Brother. Did

761
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: you do well? Um? Okay, well I got screwed over

762
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: my twins and yeah I got Midranger, got into the jury.

763
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: But then they had brought like two people back that

764
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: got to like watch us secretly and then like exposed

765
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: that you were Richard Hatch and I saw that it

766
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: was Hatch and they got rid of me. But yeah,

767
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: it was a really really weird and cool experience. It

768
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: was awful. I hated everything. My sister is obsessed with

769
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: Big Brother and really wants weird. It's a gay thing.

770
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: It is like, I have never partaken in this franchise.

771
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: Explain it to me what you do? Like it's it's

772
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: it's like the real world, but it's competition. It's like Survivor, Okay, okay,

773
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: but they're like version, the Australian version. They're they're more

774
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: like you just vote based on popularity, like the audience votes.

775
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: But in America and Canada it's Survivor in a house,

776
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: but they have to do like weird challenges sometimes that

777
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: are like really hokey and kind of funny, and if

778
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: you lose, you have to eat slop. Yeah, there's like

779
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: you eat slop like horrid. There's literally just like if

780
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: you lose, you for a week you have to like

781
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: live on slop and sleepy thing like you don't want

782
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: to lose because you don't want to eat the slop. Yeah,

783
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: for a week, and you're allowed to be. There's like

784
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: rules like you can put nannaise on it, but like

785
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: that's it. You're allow of condiments. So then people just

786
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 1: like put so much condiment. Look it looks like yeah,

787
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 1: it looks like gruel or like porridge, and it tastes

788
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 1: and didn't you say someone like didn't understand that mannis

789
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: is that someone in the house is like I thought

790
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: maynaise is good. It's just egg and I was like no,

791
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: and she was like I feel like I'm gaining away.

792
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: It was like, well, you're just eating mayonnaise. I kind

793
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: of like that bitch eat slop. Got out of here, honey,

794
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: eat slope, being like you're eating slop like Tippity Pollard.

795
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: But that's she's on the British one, right, Oh my god.

796
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: She thought that David like like liked gut David had died,

797
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: but it was David. That's the funniest you've seen that

798
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: Cliff Polar Bowie's ex wife, and she says that with

799
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: Tiffany and New York Pollard, just like I must tell

800
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: you something. David stots and she and Tiffany's like what

801
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: she thinks. It's David who their cast member, like the

802
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: husband of lizam In Alley, and he's in the bed

803
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: died of cancer. And she's like he has cancer and

804
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: she's like why. She's like, she's just died of cancer,

805
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: died in the diver room just now, and it's sing

806
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: around freaking out. He and she the woman is like

807
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: stop stop. Tiffany relaxed, no, and then she can't get

808
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: her stop. She's not screaming running around. David is dead.

809
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know, everyone in the control room

810
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. All cameras camera, but they

811
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: take so long to say David Bowie because no, like,

812
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you just say that? And then she's

813
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: even like like, no one will allow Tiffany to know

814
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: that they were talking about a different David. And she

815
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: keeps saying like, why did she lie to me? And

816
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: she's getting mad at this, just like watching a house

817
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: burned to the group just wrong. I love that. My

818
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: senior quote in high school was you know you love

819
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: New York, And then like for a few years after

820
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: high school, I would say that it was about in

821
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: the city of New York. But it's a full blown

822
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: quote from I love New York. You know you love

823
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, she's amazing. She's a queen. My reality

824
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: show fixation was American Idol, so much so that actually

825
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: started to watch Canadian Idol car the feeling guys like

826
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: you are you like, are the gays obsession like New

827
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: York obsession? Yes? Oh my god, queen, do we have

828
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: any car? Even? Like even like straight guys are like,

829
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: She's no, She's She's a full thing. I think that

830
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: she's like very much like in a weird, strange way,

831
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: like going to be as enduring as someone like Cyndi Lauper.

832
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: She's bad manager though, okay, the only time Peter Brown

833
00:42:53,440 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: Scooter what yeah, manager. He manages everyone. I know, he

834
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: manages whoever was Bieber's people? Those were her people, oh yeah,

835
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: because they always show up like the Tom Hanks remember

836
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: video was like how did you get this? As well

837
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: and other people to Carlos, Yeah, carl Claws. Yeah, you may.

838
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: If Carlie Class dropped a single, I think I'd walk

839
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: into the river. What genre would Carlie Classes single be?

840
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Do you think, oh, honey, country pop? Because with her,

841
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: it's like, if we're gonna make her a star, we're

842
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: gonna get as much money out of it as possible. Honey,

843
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm picturing Hayden panty air, you know, like Very Hayden.

844
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: Where is she Hayden? Yeah, I think like on the

845
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: fifteenth season of Nashville on CMT, I was gonna probably

846
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: like enjoying like a vanilla scented candle she started on.

847
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: I saw when when I went to New York when

848
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: I was younger, my parents took me to New York

849
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: and I saw her, like right when I got off

850
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: the plane, I was like New York some like everyone's

851
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: a celebrity, and I was like the girl from Ally McBeal. Wait,

852
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: this is a true story though. Henry and I went

853
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: to when we went to Europe to see that's why

854
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: we were there. We were walking in London and literally

855
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: walked out of our hotel and I go Henry, look

856
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 1: Ian McKellen and just the first old guy, like I

857
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: thot there was a stupid joke. I was like stoned.

858
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: I was like, look, Ian McKellen, it was good one.

859
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: Did you chase It was Ian McKellen. Honey, it was

860
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 1: Ian McKellen saying it was crazy. I was like literally

861
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: from a hundreds where I look, I McKellen's coming towards

862
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: us bingo. Oh my god, it was the same thing.

863
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: It was like crazy McCallen. Oh my god. So listen, Well,

864
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: this is one thing we don't think we've ever talked

865
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: about with you every time you've been on the show,

866
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: and I want to get this question from you guys

867
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: as well as you did an episode about pop stars. Um,

868
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: your pop star icon is Britney Spears. Well, I think

869
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: that my favorite pop star, or at least my favorite,

870
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: is Lady Gaga. But the growing up, the one who

871
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: I would have died for was Britney Spears for sure.

872
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: So we didn't or Lady Gaga just like trumped it

873
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: like Lady. So Lady Gaga came into my life for

874
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: like two thousand and eight, and that was like right

875
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: when Brittany was having like no that time where gave

876
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: me more had just happened. Blackout Black I love it.

877
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm here for her. Listen. My whole bit is that

878
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: I feel morally responsible for her well being. You know,

879
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: I just feel like each one of us took a

880
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: little crystal out of her eyes, like threw it on

881
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: the floor, and now at this stage in the game,

882
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: it's our job to pick it up and smoosh it

883
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: back and just kind of like tell, you know, just

884
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: tell her we're sorry and that we love her because

885
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: she gave birth to us, she died on the cross

886
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: for um. Yeah, I think she's wonderful. I mean her

887
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: anybody on Instagram right now, yeah, best you need, it's wonderful.

888
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm always there. I'm saying have a great day. Where

889
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: he just followed Dave and followed Brindy, because you'll just

890
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: see comments like hey girl, living for the sweater. I'll

891
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: be like, where sun it's hot, make sure you wear

892
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: sunscreen fifty. I recently commented on the instagram of my

893
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: beloved pop star Kelly Clarkson that was the whole thing

894
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: with you on the View so like so the reason

895
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: I went to the View. I went to the View

896
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: recently because Kelly Carberson was going to be on and

897
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: I love Kelly. And then I heard rumblings in the

898
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: studio that they were going to do something with Kelly's

899
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: biggest fan. Did you think I had it where I

900
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I'm gonna meet he. This

901
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 1: is like the setup for where I previously previously I had,

902
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: I had had the chance to meet her, but I

903
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: couldn't meet her because I cried too much thinking about

904
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 1: my thinking about I thought about it, and tears came

905
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: out of as very bigger? Is it American idol? Like

906
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: it's from the from the jump? So and then recently

907
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: I at the view that they picked another gang as

908
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: the biggest fan and literally as he's thanking her for

909
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: changing his life like he lost ninety pounds listening to

910
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: her music. Literally literally I'm in the bath just like

911
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: you can see me the whole time. I'm horrified on

912
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: my face is just like pure panic and terror that

913
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: it's not me. And Bowen Yang is next to me

914
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, like doing the most to say

915
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: the least. Yeah, Bowen's like that girl. And Jimmy Fallon

916
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: who knows that she's on camera, and like he's clapping

917
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: along and I'm I have no poker face time having

918
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: a meltdown but I want to know before we do it.

919
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: I don't think so honeys, who are your pop star?

920
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: Who are your icons? So mine fleeing on likeing. But

921
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: I remember my parents, like I remember they got me

922
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 1: to like my parents, they were like they never got

923
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: me anything, and that's that's so unfair. But I was

924
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: not like the kid without a game boy, like I

925
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: never really got that many things. I remember once we

926
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: were like we are two tickets to lean down is

927
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: the less talk about Love like era, And I remember

928
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: like getting the tickets. It was the first time I

929
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna see her, like you know what

930
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it was like this like weird thing,

931
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: like I'm going to see her in the flash like

932
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: this person I've only been obsessed one and I started

933
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: bawling my eyes out. And I remember I had like

934
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: two friends coming over for like a play day, and

935
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: I just was like uncontrollably crying on the floor, just

936
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: like freaking out. And I also there's a song on

937
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: Let's Talk About Love called treat Or Like a Lady,

938
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: which is like she kind of she just kind of

939
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: wraps It's like doesn't it doesn't really like it doesn't

940
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: stand it does the time. She has a writing credit

941
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 1: on it with thirteen other people. My mom once was like, Greg,

942
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: you need to condomn. She doesn't write around music. I

943
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, sit down and opened it up and

944
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: it was like thirteen people and it was like leaning

945
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: on and in the background, I swear to god, there's

946
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: this like beat and it goes Gregg and it sounds

947
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: like it sounds like like a Dell and Greg and

948
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 1: I skip school to listen to Let's talk about a

949
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: lot of albums. And I kept going what what and

950
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: like screaming. My dad was like what do you mean what?

951
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you yelling? And anyways, you can

952
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: still hear it, and he was like, my son, but

953
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: it's still Clandon Renee hit the Hey and she is back. Yeah,

954
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: she's working again. And allegedly there's a week that Gaga

955
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: and Celine Dion are both Inventor. It's been announced that

956
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: that she's like, um leaving Vegas soon in the next year.

957
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: So I texted a bunch of our friends and was like,

958
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: we have to go. I was like, Selene Gaga and

959
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: we're out. Yeah, yeah, oh my god, Okay, I think

960
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: that I bet that flights are going to be like

961
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: expensive and like Pockets of America. We're gonna need to

962
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: go fund me and like a full campaign in order

963
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: to get those tickets. But I mean I would love too.

964
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: That would be a dream. I could die afterwards. Really

965
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: Button saw us lean in Vegas the last performance before

966
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: when I died. Yeah, yeah, that we're here REALI like,

967
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: we have to make this and literally she went on,

968
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: She went on performs. Two days later, he dies and

969
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: she canceled a week of shows. Oh my god, how

970
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 1: was my heart? Will go on amazing, like honestly, like

971
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: he did it on the X Now and your favorite song,

972
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: she opened with, oh yeah, surrender you know which Kelly

973
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Clarkson saying American. Yeah, that's just why I love that.

974
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: That's just the taste of what it is. Alright, So

975
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: who was yours? My favorite pop star of all time

976
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: is Robin and the Horizon. I feel like when I

977
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,959
Speaker 1: was young, I didn't really listen to that much pop music.

978
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: She was trying really hard to not be gay. Yeah no, true, true, No,

979
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: Robin's like the best and she's and like she's just

980
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: coming back with an album now Robin song. I love them.

981
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: I feel like she's so legit and what about York? Well,

982
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: you are you've exposed me to be or do you

983
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: guys like the York's smart people? Okay, wait, wait, it's

984
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: not just smart person thing and like, no, know, we're

985
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: getting we're getting stoned. And I have three music like

986
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: You're You're gonna love. I love that people promised me

987
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: that I like, I do. I respect York. I'm here

988
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: for but I've always needed a guide, so I'm I'm

989
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: excited for that. Wait, like one little thing. Okay, So

990
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: she made a music video about penetration where she like

991
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: had sex with men und the background. Alkay, So Alexander

992
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: McQueen sos into her back literally like with like bleeding

993
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: into her back address while she also has sex through

994
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: this weird software with her like boyfriend at the time,

995
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: matter Barne, who was an artist, and they would air

996
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: it on like MTV and stuff. And then MTV found

997
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: out that it was like actual penetrative sex and tried

998
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: to sue her and she was like, I never told

999
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: you to put it on and then she won the thing.

1000
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: That is the version. That is the version that music

1001
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 1: video too. It's amazing. Anyway, now I'm picturing a needle

1002
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 1: going through a back. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I don't

1003
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: do good with that, but I do watch it Ark

1004
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: and Horror Story. Anyway. Um, well, now we have something

1005
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: that we have activities for the afternoon, but we have

1006
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: to just close this out with our signature segment, which

1007
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: is called I Don't Think So Honey, and I want

1008
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: to let everyone know. And because we're recording this, I'm

1009
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: just gonna say some dates, Um, Lost Coatureess have some

1010
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: shows in New York and Los Angeles for the rest

1011
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: of the year. Um, We're yeah, we're gonna be doing it.

1012
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna be at Joe's Pub on Monday, November twenty

1013
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: six for Queers Live, which is gonna be literally Diva's

1014
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: Live but with gays. There will be a recreation. It

1015
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: will be at Joe's Pub on Monday November. On Friday

1016
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: November thirty, if we are at the Bellhouse for I

1017
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: Don't Think So Honey Live fifty comedians, I'll take the

1018
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: stage and do one minute rants on things in pop

1019
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: culture they do not like. It needs to be taken

1020
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: down a notch. And then we're coming out to Los

1021
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: Angeles on December five at the Region I'm coasting that

1022
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: show with Jill Kim Booster, so we're gonna do the

1023
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: same thing. So this is a lot of um, I

1024
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey related fervor going on. And tomorrow

1025
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: night we're actually gonna be here, said everyone year. We're

1026
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: gonna be at the Garrison at eleven pm. We're going

1027
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: doing it with thirty people. They're gonna be taking the

1028
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: stage one after another, and they're all going to be

1029
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: doing one minute rants on culture called I don't think so, honey,

1030
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: which we're about to show you right now. I mean,

1031
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: the shows are crazy. I've done a bunch of them

1032
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: and like it's just an absolute mayhem. If you wanted this,

1033
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: but like times fifteen and more screaming, you will like

1034
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: the show. Um okay, So I have a topic. Do

1035
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: you have a topic? I have a topic? All right,

1036
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 1: you go first. How about this? This is this, I'm

1037
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: got a time you. This is David Mazzoni is out

1038
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 1: this on here? Why don't we step up? Honey? About

1039
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: to go off? All right, Dave Zzoni, this is your Toronto.

1040
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so, and your time starts now. I

1041
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Girl from San Diego who we

1042
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: just met, who's already saying I love you to me.

1043
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: I don't know you. We just mad. You are being

1044
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: too familiar. It's weird. Um, I get it. Like you're

1045
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: from San Diego. That's very cool. Um, you've just moved

1046
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: to New York. You're looking for friends. I love that.

1047
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: But um, like, leave me and my boyfriend a loan

1048
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, like we're walking to

1049
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: the subway, Like you go do your thing, get your

1050
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: own cab, mama, Like we hardly know ye. Um seconds,

1051
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: you seem really nice, Like I like the Jeane jacket

1052
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: that you decided to wear to the bar. Um, Like

1053
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: you're kind of doing this thing where you're hugging me

1054
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: from the back and kind of like a half hug

1055
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: kind of a way. Um. And even in your body

1056
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: language and kind of the way you're cringing my shoulders,

1057
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: I can tell that you know that you don't really

1058
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: know me that well like that. Um, but you're kind

1059
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: of bleeding desperation in my direction, and I scoop it

1060
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 1: up and shovel it right over my head and step

1061
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: out of the way as it falls over the clip

1062
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: because I'm not interested in new friends. Um. Actually no,

1063
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be interested in new friends if you can

1064
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: do what you said you were gonna do the other night,

1065
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 1: which is get me tickets to see Hamilton's. And that's

1066
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,479
Speaker 1: why I met it for eight seconds, Darling. He's open

1067
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: to French tips, but with a caveate didn't ever tell

1068
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: you at the time. My friend Sudy and I went

1069
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: to Disney World and we got online and we just

1070
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: got the hangers on and then she stuck around for

1071
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 1: four rides. Honey, she and it was that thing where

1072
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: you ever get introduced someone new when you hear one

1073
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: name and you're like, your friend, here's another name, and

1074
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: you're both positive they said that name. We thought her

1075
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: name was like Fanny or Sally, like we didn't know.

1076
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think we should try to

1077
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,959
Speaker 1: dish Fanny. And she think, who then is Fanny? Okay,

1078
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: we can't ask her her name now. I don't think

1079
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: it was Fanny. I was like, I don't know. I

1080
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:40,240
Speaker 1: think I heard Fanny. I'm ready, Okay, I have a throwback.

1081
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. An encouragement or give it

1082
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: up from Matt. Already, Matt, we are here in Toronto.

1083
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: Your I don't think so, Honey starts now, I don't

1084
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: think so, honey Snape from Harry Potter. Bitch, you were

1085
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: to mean the whole time, and I was supposed to say,

1086
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 1: oh wait, I love him. No, bitch, if I'm Harry Potter,

1087
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm still mad. I want to attention several times because

1088
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: of you. You love my mom. It's none of my business.

1089
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: And also then what I have to like name my

1090
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: kid after you? Your name is Severus. I wanted to

1091
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: name my kid Trevor or Brent because I am from

1092
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: the page tracker on Long Island. I think those are

1093
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: beautiful male name. I don't think so, honey Snape. Your

1094
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,959
Speaker 1: haircut is too much, I don't think so, honey, Snap,

1095
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: what is it? It's like fucking blow it out, Honey.

1096
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: If you blew it out and paid attention to it,

1097
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: you could have a solid nineties and her hatcher, but

1098
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: instead you look bad. And this is not Alan Rickman

1099
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: who actually hands him in the face. I think wardrobe wise,

1100
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: I kind of like what you're wearing. I love the

1101
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: free flowing thing, easy breezy, beautiful cover. Snape, yes, and

1102
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: that in one minute from that Roger sever Because if

1103
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: you think about it, Snape, don't think so, honey, get

1104
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: another outfit and outfit like reading it, just like if

1105
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: you think about it, he was grey and you're like, no,

1106
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: he was a dick for six books. I don't know.

1107
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: I am I the only one who thinks he's gaye

1108
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: Lily Potter. I don't know. I just assume all like

1109
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: villains are gay. Rowling would let you know if you know,

1110
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: you know she she would take to her Twitter. It's

1111
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: actually really cult number a hundred and three. J. K.

1112
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: Rowling would let you know she is up on Twitter

1113
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: being like, just so you know, Cho Cheng was pan sexual.

1114
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: Cedric would have been very curious had he lived. Um,

1115
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: what do you think, Greg? You want to go first?

1116
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: All right? This is Greg Breg give it up. I

1117
00:57:53,040 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: don't think Hong and his time. This outfit is sure

1118
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: over here is very cute. These are two cut all right,

1119
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: I gotta keep it separate. This is Greg Brown's I

1120
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, and this time starts now. I'm

1121
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: so sorry, Matt, I don't think so honey. The musical

1122
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: wicked Okay. I went to see her recently. It did

1123
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: not age well. The first song is by a man

1124
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: trying to use a green elixtor to get a woman

1125
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 1: drunk enough to sleep with him to like a tongue

1126
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: in cheek song and which kids are reund me were

1127
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: literally laughing. It's not a family friendly musical the way

1128
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: it's advertised. Okay. Second of all, it's literally the whitest

1129
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: musical of all time. The recent Toronto cast everyone in

1130
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: the whole production was white except one person who was green,

1131
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure which is offensive to people with

1132
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: the influenza virus. And also it's like supposed to be

1133
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: a beautiful love story between two women, but of course

1134
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: in the last five minutes they make like Her appear

1135
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: again and makea with Fierro. As we know, Fierro is gay. Okay.

1136
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: The only people who dance in their life is us

1137
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: and in this current like climate of oppression, I just

1138
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: don't have the physical capacity to have empathy for a

1139
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: pretty henchs academic who's turning into a goat. Yeah, but

1140
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it's on a Wicked your cattle that's admitted, wow,

1141
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: takedown of Wicked. You know, here's the thing, Wicked A

1142
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: lot of filler songs. You had seen it recently too.

1143
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: It was it was. I don't know, if we just

1144
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: had a weaker cast. Maybe this is where we're starting.

1145
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,479
Speaker 1: And I didn't know. I buy into this. No one's

1146
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: told me it's weird. No one will quote it all

1147
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: the time in my apartment whenever, because you can't see

1148
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: who comes in the door when they come in, so

1149
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll hear the door slamming somebody like who is it?

1150
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: And I'm always like, it's me? Are just they're always

1151
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: I mean, there's three songs in it that are slaves,

1152
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: and the rest of it is like the w and

1153
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: I the Wizard and I popular and well define define

1154
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: gravity and also no good Okay, I mean that I

1155
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: have spend hours on the internet watching the compilation videos

1156
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: of like all the best Wizards, and I rips like that. Also,

1157
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: wait that Brandy chevon messy. I'm just saying, like I've

1158
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: said it on the show before. Everyone, we don't have time,

1159
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: but don't YouTube. This understudy that was an alpha bug

1160
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: finally got her one chance, and you know how it's

1161
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: she said, it's fucking amazing. She gave it her whole

1162
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: life and died immediately after. Probably probably I can only assume,

1163
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: how could you live something like that. I mean she

1164
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,919
Speaker 1: achieved it, achieved it. Anyway, it's time, Michels. I don't

1165
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, a little bit more serious, and but

1166
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna go there. I'm mean it really heated right there, bitch,

1167
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: all right, this is Michels. I don't think so, honey,

1168
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 1: Michael Moffette, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

1169
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: People who smoke cigarette butts and throw them on the

1170
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: ground like they're not trash. If you don't think it's trashed,

1171
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: then you're trash. Because the over fift of garbage collected

1172
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,479
Speaker 1: on roads, oats, and streets and beaches is cigarette butts.

1173
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: It's like four point five to really in cigarette butts

1174
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: are flown thrown on the ground every single year. And

1175
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: if you don't want to don't know what a trillion is.

1176
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: If you try to count to it, it would take

1177
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: you thirty one thousand years to count to one trillion. Sad.

1178
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: And if you're sitting there being like but niche, where

1179
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: am I gonna put my cigarette? Or you're like, um,

1180
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: but aren't they biodegradable? No, they're not biodegradable. They literally

1181
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: tanks the ground with poison in toxins and then go

1182
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: into our waterways. And if you live in a city

1183
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: like Toronto, every public garbage has a little receptacle for

1184
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: your death sticks that you can use, because those death sticks,

1185
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: if they're soaked in water, will kill every single fish

1186
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: in that tank just fishing them. Um. And just so

1187
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: you know, the filter on cigarettes don't actually do anything.

1188
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: It was a marketing point to make you feel healthier. Um.

1189
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: And basically, so you're just killing the environment, nature and

1190
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:51,479
Speaker 1: killing yourself faster than you should. Um. I don't think so, honey,

1191
01:01:51,960 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: Please put away your cigarettes properly. Starting letter would bring

1192
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: the science. Um, you guys, this is so fun. You

1193
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: guys give it up for that? And where can we get?

1194
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: Where can we find you? Yeah, on the internet. You

1195
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: can check us out on YouTube a Sam Science. And

1196
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: we have a podcast also called side Mille which in

1197
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: your meal, Mom, But I'm at wale watch me pla

1198
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 1: which is a little bit harder. I'm story you said

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01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: Z instead of Z. Different culture? Who baby? All right,

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01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: we have to go. So tomorrow night, you guys at

1201
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: eleven p m. At the Garrison. If you liked I

1202
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I saw you clapping girl. Um,

1203
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 1: there's gonna be much more of that. It's gonna be

1204
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: so fun. We have so many amazing Toronto comics that

1205
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: we are so excited to me than ever up. It's

1206
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: it's really gonna be good. So come on down, thank

1207
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 1: you for coming out, and we're gonna end with the

1208
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 1: song as we leave this thing as we always do,

1209
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: which is the only song I know right now, which

1210
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: is Gag from the Stars Worn Trailer a Forever. This

1211
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Baum,

1212
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:20,200
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01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:24,000
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1214
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:28,600
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01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,720
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