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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from SNL

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Speaker 1: and Weeds Kevin Neelan January thirty first in February first.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four to

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Speaker 1: five to eighty nine, seven thousand twenty. Hello, Yeah, this babar.

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Speaker 1: This is Barbara. Please, Oh Barbara, Sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: must have read it wrong. I thought that was weird. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: This is Christian. I'm calling from computer services. We received Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got an email that you're having some problems or something. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh this is great. I am so thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for getting How old are you? I'm sorry? What

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Speaker 1: like my computer is a month old? Yeah? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't care about your computer, Like how old are you?

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Speaker 1: I guess it matter how old I am, It matters

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Speaker 1: how old the computer was. This it does matter when

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Speaker 1: you're doing like tech services and stuff, especially for a

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Speaker 1: computer is because like it's from the sounds of your voice, one, Christian,

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Speaker 1: how old are you? You're a crabby? You didn't get

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Speaker 1: your nap in today? Is that? I'm sorry? Nay, we

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Speaker 1: talk about my computer. This is customer service, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: the customer. And what's wrong with that operator error? Is

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Speaker 1: that not operator error it has. It just has error

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Speaker 1: on screen, and I think the hard drive has crashed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing coming up on it other than

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Speaker 1: this error message. Did you charge it because you have

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Speaker 1: to charge these devices? Maw Yes, of course it's charged.

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Speaker 1: It's plugged into the outlet of the wall. There's electricity

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Speaker 1: in my apartment. It is on, Okay, it is on.

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Speaker 1: It is not doing any functions that a personal computer should.

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Speaker 1: And you press the button to make sure that it's

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Speaker 1: on because sometimes a lot of you feel a lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't know to do that. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you the question, why would it have an error message

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Speaker 1: if it wasn't on? Would someone have come scriggle that

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Speaker 1: on the blackboard? It has an error message? Listen, I've

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Speaker 1: dealt with me before, I've dealt with some of you before.

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Speaker 1: And you guys will write on the screen thinking you're

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Speaker 1: sending an email that way because my god, you're condescending

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Speaker 1: little excuse me? Are you asking like this? Because oh

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Speaker 1: you think I'm an older person. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing. Listen. I don't know if you feel like

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Speaker 1: you're yelling at your grandson or something, but I will

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Speaker 1: not be spoken to you that way. I'm calling me home, sorry,

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Speaker 1: and I am supposed to be spoken to you that

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Speaker 1: way by customer services. Christian was just calling to help

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Speaker 1: you with your computer. Well, if you wants to help me,

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Speaker 1: then help me fix my damn computer now. Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to do, ma'am. But why have

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Speaker 1: you asked me that helps me to fix my computer? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just making sure you know what a computer is.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I know what a computer is. Next,

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Speaker 1: and you know where the power button is on that computer? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know what the power button is. Next, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: what are you saying? The problem is? My problem is

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Speaker 1: my computer doesn't work. I'm talking to an app obviously

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Speaker 1: doesn't know what to do. That's my problem. I told

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Speaker 1: you twice any time, and well, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: make sure you remembered what the problem was. I've had

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Speaker 1: enough of your Christian. I want to speak to you supervisor.

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Speaker 1: Now what do you want to speak to my supervisor

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Speaker 1: so you can ask him for like a senior discount

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Speaker 1: or something, because I can tell you right now to

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Speaker 1: fix my computer and to get off the phone with you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stack and tell you right now, we

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Speaker 1: don't offer any senior discounts. I don't want hey discount.

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Speaker 1: I want my computer to work. This is a computer company,

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Speaker 1: not Denny's, so you don't offer like to stop it.

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Speaker 1: Where is your supervisor? He's around here somewhere. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to talk to him? Find him, put him on

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Speaker 1: the phone and maybe we can fix it. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll get him one second. Okay, now just you know, like,

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Speaker 1: have a sip of tea or stop it. Christians, Now

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Speaker 1: get your supervisor, take some of your glue coast I mean,

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Speaker 1: and con Droitton while you're waiting, or whatever little I

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Speaker 1: want to. I'm down to that customer service and speach.

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Speaker 1: Hey Barbara, Barbara, is it's a supervisor. No, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: So you're kidding. No, it's a joke. No. No, your

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Speaker 1: best friend Summer set you up. She wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you and say that it was because you're

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Speaker 1: old you couldn't get it figured out. Summer's even older

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Speaker 1: than I am. Are you kidding me? Then? I'm surprised

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Speaker 1: either one of you guys know how to use a

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Speaker 1: cell phone? Week up every morning with jubal phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties point five