Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited it is now time for another episode
Speaker 1: of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? What's
Speaker 1: up everyone? I am Robin Dixon. Thank you for joining
Speaker 1: us again. Yes, and actually thank you for like joining
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Speaker 1: chatting girl talk. Um, So thank you. I'm so happy
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Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, for sure, we're going to keep
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited about this episode. First of all, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to a part of this episode called have
Speaker 1: You Ever Done Done Dune. We're gonna get there, but
Speaker 1: in true reasonably shady fashion, we first need to discuss
Speaker 1: our recently shady moment of the week. Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: go first, what you got? Okay, let's see, let's see.
Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all, I just went on vacation and
Speaker 1: this has been bothering me because I'm back home. Okay,
Speaker 1: y'all know that I'm single. I'm out here and I
Speaker 1: do mingle. Okay, Okay, but you know there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of single girls and I went on vacation with like
Speaker 1: some merry couples, and I'm gonna need for single girls
Speaker 1: to leave married men alone. What happened? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just I can't put anybody out there, but I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I was tired of people telling me that it
Speaker 1: doesn't count if we're on international waters. Yes it counts. Okay,
Speaker 1: cheating is cheating. I'm giving ship where you are, Okay.
Speaker 1: The married man said that, Okay, no, these would be
Speaker 1: single girls and they're making other single girls like me
Speaker 1: look bad. Yeah, So single girls, stop being shady, clean
Speaker 1: up your act, leave these married men alone. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to married men later on another podcast. But like
Speaker 1: married men just need to be left alone by single girls.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. And and just because the man
Speaker 1: looking at you, that doesn't mean he want you. Like
Speaker 1: men love I candy. Yes, they love to look. And
Speaker 1: I don't mind. Yes, and I have. If I have
Speaker 1: a thong on and half of my booty is all
Speaker 1: sticking out, he gone, look. But that does not mean
Speaker 1: that we should be um doing kopski scoop sky, or
Speaker 1: we should go into the bathroom and do them the tango. Nothing.
Speaker 1: You should be doing nothing nothing. So okay. So so
Speaker 1: you're saying you were this trip and some single girl
Speaker 1: was hitting on the married man on the trip on
Speaker 1: the trip, and that's all I'm gonna say. And what
Speaker 1: I'm going to say is that was a very shady moment.
Speaker 1: I do not subscribe to said behavior, and I don't
Speaker 1: like it. So single girls cut it out. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of single men out here, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and married man you'll need to act better. But that's
Speaker 1: a whole another thing. That's a whole another topic. That's
Speaker 1: a whole another episode. Okay, that is my reasonably be
Speaker 1: shady moment of the week. But outside of that, the
Speaker 1: trip is fabulous. Oh I'm sure it was. I was.
Speaker 1: I was looking at your pictures and your stories all
Speaker 1: jealous and stuff because I'm at home. But yes, I
Speaker 1: mean and to give these ladies a pass. It was
Speaker 1: the first time that most people have been out of
Speaker 1: the country since the pandemic, so we have been pent
Speaker 1: up for a year, right, But it does not give
Speaker 1: anybody the excuse to try to like hit on married men.
Speaker 1: And everything counts whether you're in the United States or
Speaker 1: eastanbul a, god damn it, in the backyard, it all counts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know who came up with that rule, a
Speaker 1: single girl as a whole holes cut it out, or
Speaker 1: a married man doing something he's not supposed to be.
Speaker 1: All right, what's you got. What's your reasonably shady moment
Speaker 1: of the week. Okay, so my shady moment, it's it
Speaker 1: happened a little while ago. When I'm still mad at it.
Speaker 1: Um goes to the damn deer that hit my car
Speaker 1: on So who was shady the deer? The deer, Yes,
Speaker 1: that thing it walked out in the middle of the
Speaker 1: highway while we were driving eighty five it at one
Speaker 1: in the morning, and it literally hit our car and
Speaker 1: caused our whole car, the whole front of our car,
Speaker 1: to just be all beat up. I had this big
Speaker 1: old bruise on my thigh. And thank god Walma was
Speaker 1: driving because he knew. You know, this is just a
Speaker 1: tip for anyone if you didn't know, when you see
Speaker 1: a deer, hit that bitch, right, okay, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, don't break, don't swerve, just go, just
Speaker 1: keep on. Got that bit like hold onto the steering
Speaker 1: wheel really tight and hit it and hit that Why
Speaker 1: is that a tip? I don't think that's a tip
Speaker 1: because some people, or if you're driving really fast and
Speaker 1: you see something come in front of you, some people's
Speaker 1: reaction might be to, you know, try to avoid it
Speaker 1: and swerve. If you're going on the highway, you're flipping
Speaker 1: over and you're swerving flipping over. So the deer chose
Speaker 1: to walk into the middle of the highway, and we
Speaker 1: chose to hit that bitch, okay, And so the dead
Speaker 1: deer is shady. The dead deer okay, because is for cars,
Speaker 1: not for deers. I get that to you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then we had oh my gosh, then you gotta pull
Speaker 1: off to the side of the road and get it, toad.
Speaker 1: And literally we were driving to Philadelphia. We were still
Speaker 1: in Maryland. We had to catch a Uber. And this
Speaker 1: is a whole another That Uber driver shady as hell too,
Speaker 1: because it's stunk. That cars stunk. That let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: Uber drivers, get your cars clean, dammit, smell your feet.
Speaker 1: I don't want to smell your feet. I have never
Speaker 1: been in a funk of your Uber than this one.
Speaker 1: But it's like at one thirty night. First of all,
Speaker 1: I took like twenty minutes to find the Uber driver
Speaker 1: to drive us to Philadelphia. Then it stunk. He was
Speaker 1: blasting the music. He was like, did you give him
Speaker 1: a bad review? Give him a bad review? No, I
Speaker 1: gave him a tip. I'm just I'm so nice. I
Speaker 1: did not give him a bad review, and I gave
Speaker 1: him a tip. If I get into the Uber and
Speaker 1: it smells like tacos and bad feet, it's a problem.
Speaker 1: Everything no hot, it was everything, no hats. Oh my gosh. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that that was that was intense. Yeah, okay, it
Speaker 1: was kind of we were like a little shaken up too,
Speaker 1: because it is one of those woodips, like what if
Speaker 1: we reacted and swerved, like it would be a different stories.
Speaker 1: True if you to the deer, yes, and hit the
Speaker 1: bitch is the tip? Yes, just hit the bitch. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't Peter the animal people are going to come
Speaker 1: after me and me too, Okay, all right, well robbing, Okay,
Speaker 1: There's been so much that has been happening in this
Speaker 1: world that we need to discuss. And when I say
Speaker 1: this world, I mean in Atlanta, Georgia and Porsche Williams. Okay,
Speaker 1: this's been so much happening. I feel like I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of like days of our lives are young
Speaker 1: and ar restless. It's a whole lot of soap, proper nonsense.
Speaker 1: So I would like to talk about some like current
Speaker 1: things that have been happened in this world. And you know,
Speaker 1: it's hard. It's like certain things like we just have
Speaker 1: to talk about. And I know, you know, the the
Speaker 1: whole story about Porsche and Simon and Fallon has been
Speaker 1: out for a little while and we didn't really touch
Speaker 1: on it. But I got really, really, really really excited
Speaker 1: when I saw the trailer for Fallon's interviews. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, because I was convinced that she had
Speaker 1: a gag order or that she had um non disclosure agreement,
Speaker 1: she was paid to not talk because there was so
Speaker 1: much time, so much time had passed, and all you
Speaker 1: heard was Porscha and Simon, you know, talking about their relationship,
Speaker 1: and you never heard I'm sorry. If I was failing,
Speaker 1: and I'm the wife that you know is going through
Speaker 1: a divorce, it's not divorced yet, and I'm watching my
Speaker 1: husband on Instagram with his fiancee, then you got something
Speaker 1: to say. If you're failing, you've got something. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm dropping subliminals. I'm going on. I'm just I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I'm mad as hell, and I'm and I'm spreading the
Speaker 1: business and I'm talking and I'm telling the truth. Okay,
Speaker 1: So but a couple of go ahead. So because she
Speaker 1: hadn't said anything, I was like, oh, he must have
Speaker 1: paid her to be quiet, right, That's what I thought too. Okay, disclaimer,
Speaker 1: First of all, I love Porsche. Y'all know that, So
Speaker 1: you know I'm just gonna say that. Okay, now let's
Speaker 1: talk about failing. But can we talk about Okay. See,
Speaker 1: this is the hard part about being like who we
Speaker 1: are and on the platform that we are. It's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I know you know portion or you like her and
Speaker 1: all that, but like, can we just like take away
Speaker 1: the names, Like let's just say like person A person
Speaker 1: be person C right, Like now, now, can you tell
Speaker 1: me how you feel about person A person be? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: like your friends, I'm saying, okay, let me let me
Speaker 1: skip the Porsche to sign and portion of this okay,
Speaker 1: Because Falon is doing an interview with an interview person
Speaker 1: who we've never seen or heard of before. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: don't it's very random. I've never seen this person before,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. Hopefully they can ask straight questions. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now I have decided that the little information that I
Speaker 1: do know, it seems as if Falon was cheating, correct,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean that's what the person be.
Speaker 1: Who is the messy man that like, why are you
Speaker 1: always talking on Instagram like this? I'm these men that
Speaker 1: are like telling all the business on Instagram. That's a
Speaker 1: little foreign to me. So according to him, him, yes
Speaker 1: you know she was doing something, but like, okay, but
Speaker 1: we we we know who this person is that supposedly
Speaker 1: she was cheating with. We've seen he's been Hopefully we
Speaker 1: can What is his name? Do we know his name?
Speaker 1: Carl over here in the corner the Instagram page j
Speaker 1: less something. Let's say his name is supposed they went
Speaker 1: on a trip together. Okay, they went on a trip.
Speaker 1: It's all types of funky business. It is. They all
Speaker 1: three went on a trip at some point when they
Speaker 1: were married, when Allen was married to Simon. But now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're having sex with this dude.
Speaker 1: But do you know that this is true. I don't
Speaker 1: know it's true. But if it is true, this man
Speaker 1: has a very large penis. I'm convinced because the one
Speaker 1: she cheated with, the one she cheated with because she
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he was cute. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: has a large penis. I am convinced he has one
Speaker 1: because you cheated on your husband, on your private plane,
Speaker 1: on your Rose Royce, and on your Bentley. You cheated
Speaker 1: on all of that for this penis. But money doesn't happiness,
Speaker 1: we all know that, right, but it makes you feel better.
Speaker 1: But in the clip, Foulon was like, I love hard,
Speaker 1: which made me feel like on that hard opinion she
Speaker 1: was jumping on. I'm convinced that little bull on the
Speaker 1: side got a big one. I'm convinced. Okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: these are two separate stories, right we got we got
Speaker 1: the supposed wife cheating, and then we got the husband
Speaker 1: getting with the wife's supposed friend. Like, this is just
Speaker 1: too much. It's a lot. It's a lot of young
Speaker 1: in the wrestlers and days of our lives. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say that, Fallon. Um, I hope it all works
Speaker 1: out for you and Porsche. I wanted to work out
Speaker 1: for you as well. I want to work out for everybody,
Speaker 1: of course. I mean we want happiness and world peace,
Speaker 1: Like who doesn't want that? But but Fallon, I feel
Speaker 1: like you left Simon for a broke man with a
Speaker 1: big dick. That's how I feel. We need to see
Speaker 1: if this is true. I didn't see if it's true.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it does that. But but still even
Speaker 1: I just feel like that does not make what's going
Speaker 1: on with Simon and Porscha. Okay either, no, it does not.
Speaker 1: It does not. Like so we're saying like Simon is
Speaker 1: with for revenge revenge against Fallon, like is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: But see, Okay, so the interview is dropping today, so
Speaker 1: we haven't heard Falon's interview yet. Now we have not
Speaker 1: heard that, so we don't know what she's saying. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I am so excited that we're going to
Speaker 1: hear something I don't her out. Yes, listen, I'm excited
Speaker 1: and I'm here for it and I want to listen
Speaker 1: and we will we will discuss how we feel about
Speaker 1: it after we hear it. Yes, Okay, I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to and I'm kind of mad at I'm not the
Speaker 1: interviewer because you would have a better questions. I already
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna have questions. Give me two questions, Give
Speaker 1: me two questions you would ask. Okay, So, so the
Speaker 1: first question is going to be like, so did you
Speaker 1: cheat on Simon? And she's going to be like Simon,
Speaker 1: I love Simon. You're not answering the question, which is
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, Like you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Some people just let them get off when
Speaker 1: they like dance around the question. Now, I have a
Speaker 1: feeling that this interviewer, who we've never heard of before,
Speaker 1: is going to ask the hard question everything, Yes, because
Speaker 1: he's got his neck on the line. But but then
Speaker 1: you have to ask, Okay, we if we don't if
Speaker 1: we don't know, if we've never heard of the guy
Speaker 1: or the platform, you know, maybe there's some sort of
Speaker 1: like Okay, Fallon is telling him what he can ask,
Speaker 1: and you know how far he can go and how
Speaker 1: much she's going to say, like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like she probably is controlling this a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm here for it though, I'm here for I'm here
Speaker 1: for the young under wrestled me too far. I'm just
Speaker 1: glad to know she did not have she wasn't paid
Speaker 1: off to not talk. All right, We've got to move on.
Speaker 1: We gotta move on because you know, yes, we've discussed
Speaker 1: Borsha kind of. But there's another housewife who has been
Speaker 1: in the mainstream media. And when I say mainstream, not Bravo,
Speaker 1: Erica Jane. Yes. Oh, I can't wait to watch this
Speaker 1: unfold too. Robert is today being very shady. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I did not know until it was announced that there
Speaker 1: is So this is what I don't understand. Robin. Is
Speaker 1: ABC doing their investigative reporting or has Erica gone to
Speaker 1: them and said, hey, I want to tell the truth
Speaker 1: and the whole truth and nothing but it so they
Speaker 1: you know, she's also participating in this interview. What's happening here? Okay?
Speaker 1: So when I saw this trailer on ABC, it was
Speaker 1: like coming up soon, the story about the rich housewife
Speaker 1: and the rich husband and blah blah blah. And it's
Speaker 1: like all these people that are all the people who
Speaker 1: are talking, they're they're not Erica or her husband. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is this is ABC's investigation, yes, okay, because
Speaker 1: it is entitled The Housewife and the Hustler, right right.
Speaker 1: So I am under the impression that when this um,
Speaker 1: when this interview was announced, or this segment or this
Speaker 1: story that that ABC is doing was announced, it probably
Speaker 1: was a shock to Erica. You know, yes, so, but
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to watch this because like, stories like
Speaker 1: this are so intriguing to me. Why, well, you have
Speaker 1: someone who, first of all, I can kind of relate
Speaker 1: on like a very small level, but you have, you know,
Speaker 1: someone who was uber rich and now we're like, not
Speaker 1: only are we gonna see it play out on camera
Speaker 1: like the downfall, but it's just like just seeing like
Speaker 1: how this stuff happens, you know, because you always think like, oh,
Speaker 1: people live this like wonderful, this wonderful life, um above
Speaker 1: board life. Oh you know, he's a successful lawyer and
Speaker 1: they've just been so rich, and he's eighty something years
Speaker 1: like you, first of all, would you ever imagine the
Speaker 1: eighty something year old doing like committing a crime. So,
Speaker 1: so the allegation is that time Girardi, just so that
Speaker 1: I'm clear, was obviously he's a lawyer. He does big cases.
Speaker 1: He's winning cases, and he's taking all the money and
Speaker 1: not giving it to the people that he won the
Speaker 1: case for exactly. So he's winning these huge class action
Speaker 1: lawsuits and say the so, so what I think, what
Speaker 1: I think is he got caught up in the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and the pandemic he had he had been running this
Speaker 1: Ponzi scheme for a long time, and it caught up
Speaker 1: to him because of the pandemic. Because when the courts
Speaker 1: shut down and they were like no more cases to
Speaker 1: be had for like a long time, there was no
Speaker 1: more money for him to give to the people who
Speaker 1: were owed money. So let's just say, for example, he
Speaker 1: wins a hundred million dollar case for the defendants of
Speaker 1: a plane crash. Right, so apparently they're like plane crash victims,
Speaker 1: you know, fire victims, stuff like that. So he won,
Speaker 1: wins this hundred million dollars. The company pays the hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars to Tom's firm, but Tom does not give
Speaker 1: the hundred million dollars to the victims. Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: feeling strongly Erica had no idea this was happening. Oh,
Speaker 1: I firmly believe that, right, I firmly believe that just
Speaker 1: because And we'll have to see what ABC has come
Speaker 1: up with. But um, you know, I had a friend
Speaker 1: that was running a Ponzi scheme. He sold money from
Speaker 1: me and a whole bunch of our friends, and not
Speaker 1: until he committed suicide did we realize what was going on.
Speaker 1: And I and it wasn't just me, it was every
Speaker 1: people that he interacted with every day. We were like
Speaker 1: completely shocked. And even though it was on a much
Speaker 1: smaller scale, it was just sometimes you just you look
Speaker 1: at someone You're like, no, they would You wouldn't even
Speaker 1: think that they were capable of doing something like that.
Speaker 1: So I really think if Erica was with him for forever,
Speaker 1: however long, why how would she know what he was
Speaker 1: doing this, Like, what would have made her think that
Speaker 1: something was wrong. Nothing. I think clearly she did not
Speaker 1: know and she was probably blindsided, like like we were. Um,
Speaker 1: I can't say that right now. The Housewives of Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills is airing. I believe she talks about it as
Speaker 1: much as she possibly can, but not really sure what
Speaker 1: she says. Um, but I think everything goes down while
Speaker 1: they're filming, like everything hits the fan. That's a plot
Speaker 1: twist while they're filming, because right now, what we're seeing,
Speaker 1: they're still married. Right, there's no divorce filing or anything
Speaker 1: like that. Oh I thought she filed on the air. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying what we're seeing. Oh oh right, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: so on the show currently correct all it's good in
Speaker 1: the hood. It's good in the hood, and I think
Speaker 1: we're going to see it blow up and it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm just a viewer, y'all. I'm not don't
Speaker 1: even like I'm just a fewer And I can't say disclaiming.
Speaker 1: I love Erica. I think she's like a bad bit
Speaker 1: like she is. She is quintessentially, like somebody you might
Speaker 1: aspire to be like she's amazing. Yeah she is. She
Speaker 1: is super bad. And I was so happy because when
Speaker 1: we met her, well when I met her, you had
Speaker 1: already met her. But when we were in l A
Speaker 1: for Andy's baby shower, and it was the first time
Speaker 1: I met her, she was like the nicest housewife out
Speaker 1: of everyone, the richest right well at that time, okay,
Speaker 1: sorry but no, but the fact, like she was just
Speaker 1: so warm, hospitable. Remember after the baby shower, she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, oh, come with us, We're going to the bar.
Speaker 1: Like we went to the bar, she made sure we
Speaker 1: were straight. She was like amazing. She was amazing, and
Speaker 1: she didn't feel like, you know, even though you look
Speaker 1: at her, she she looks like money. She didn't feel
Speaker 1: like someone that thought that they were better than anyone
Speaker 1: because of her money. Right now, she's she's a real
Speaker 1: girl's girl and somebody that you definitely want to hang
Speaker 1: out with. It for sure. Yeah, So, I mean I
Speaker 1: wish her well and all of this, but it is
Speaker 1: very juicy and I cannot wait for this. For this
Speaker 1: ABC special, I'm going to be there with my popcorn.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Okay, people who are not in the
Speaker 1: Bravo space in the Bravo world. Okay, that are being
Speaker 1: that are very intriguing to us right now, Ben Angine
Speaker 1: Benefer is out here hot and popping, honey. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: So first of all, I was very devastated. I would
Speaker 1: say devastated. That sounds loser ish, but I was very
Speaker 1: upset when they broke up years ago. When Jenna Ben
Speaker 1: broke up seventeen years ago, Robin Dixon was upset. I
Speaker 1: was upset. I was. I believed it. I thought they
Speaker 1: were so cute together. I thought that I felt like
Speaker 1: that was maybe the time when Jennifer felt more relatable
Speaker 1: to us, do you know what I mean? Like they
Speaker 1: were just remember they did like an interview, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's ABC whatever you saw in the house cooking with him,
Speaker 1: and she just felt more real to me at that time. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was still holding on to her and Puffy, So
Speaker 1: maybe I was the only one. I mean, maybe somebody else,
Speaker 1: But remember didn't he like when the whole that gun thing.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I was still holding on
Speaker 1: her for them to get back together. Okay, but before
Speaker 1: we talk about Benn and Jen, we gotta talk about
Speaker 1: jenn and a right, yes, yes, because that ended. Nobody
Speaker 1: saw that comment, didenn But I see it coming. I mean, well, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't because they seemed like this happy family. The
Speaker 1: kids were always together and and yeah, I didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming up. I saw a coming. I just want
Speaker 1: everybody else saw. I just said, nobody saw except me, Okay, out.
Speaker 1: I have said from day one that Alex Rodriguez and
Speaker 1: I don't know this is bad and bad. Okay, he
Speaker 1: is not good and bad. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is true. I'm putting it out there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think this because she never had a smile on
Speaker 1: her face. They have been dating for four years. Jennifer
Speaker 1: has not smiled when she's with him. Um, and I
Speaker 1: feel like she looked at him one day. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not spending the rest of my
Speaker 1: life with somebody who can't like break my back out.
Speaker 1: She's not doing that, Okay. I mean, so why would
Speaker 1: she even start the relationship with him? Because you know,
Speaker 1: he has all the things on paper? Okay, he's a
Speaker 1: humongous sports star, he understands the celebrity life. He's got
Speaker 1: money in his pocket. Just he doesn't have to take
Speaker 1: care of him. He speaks Spanish. She can only date celebrities. Yes, like,
Speaker 1: clearly he speaks Spanish. Her kids speak Spanish, so Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: dinner they can he can talk to her moment perfect um.
Speaker 1: I think she was just like, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 1: I you know, she looked all of the attributes in
Speaker 1: the man and she was like, I'm gonna overlook bad
Speaker 1: and bad and then she said I can't take it on.
Speaker 1: That was it. That was that was it. That was that,
Speaker 1: my gells, what do you call it? Theory? Theory? Can
Speaker 1: can anybody um attest to this? Like and if anyone
Speaker 1: wants to chime in, chime in, let us know what
Speaker 1: you know? Yes? Okay. So then they break up and
Speaker 1: she said to usself, who is good? And it was Ben?
Speaker 1: And guess what, She's walking around a big smile on
Speaker 1: her face. Y'all see those paparazzi pictures. She has a
Speaker 1: smile on her face. She's like, yes, he is getting
Speaker 1: it in. He is turning me on, he is breaking
Speaker 1: my back out. Now I don't see been having a
Speaker 1: big one, but he is doing what he's supposed to
Speaker 1: be doing. Okay. So that makes me wonder, like, why
Speaker 1: did they break up in the first place, because I
Speaker 1: feel like how quickly they got back together, it was
Speaker 1: almost as if they had been like yearning for each other,
Speaker 1: like they have been waiting for this moment to get
Speaker 1: back together. Okay, So my theory on that, you know
Speaker 1: it kind of theory is that he was struggling. I
Speaker 1: think he was going through his own demons when they
Speaker 1: were together. I don't know roming it sound good like
Speaker 1: he was going through his own personal issues and she couldn't.
Speaker 1: And then remember the whole movie flopped, and you know,
Speaker 1: she don't do flops very well. She doesn't handle that well. Okay, Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm here for jenn and Ben because only because Jennifer
Speaker 1: looks happy, and she hasn't had a smile, like I said,
Speaker 1: in about four years. Okay, and that was a Rod's fault.
Speaker 1: I wonder how her kids feel. Oh, that's a good question,
Speaker 1: let's call it. Because they seemed like the whole family
Speaker 1: unit seemed like really happy with Jen and a Rod
Speaker 1: with a j rodj So now we're back to benefit.
Speaker 1: I'm here for the benefit, benefer, I'm here for benefit.
Speaker 1: I hope it lasts, um, I hope we finally get
Speaker 1: to see the wedding that we never got. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I want to see it, Like I don't do a
Speaker 1: hidie hide. Maybe they did a wedding. She did a
Speaker 1: and she like it was in the backyard and she
Speaker 1: like hit the whole thing. None, that was Mark Anthony.
Speaker 1: That was her with Carl. She's been through some people.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. She let me call her
Speaker 1: and she need to write a book. How you get
Speaker 1: about eight rings and four weeks? You could do that? Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: al right, okay, now I know you haven't seen this,
Speaker 1: but I saw the the show The Shop right that
Speaker 1: Lebron James does. I believe it's on HBO. And he
Speaker 1: talks he's in a barbershop. They act like they're getting haircuts,
Speaker 1: they're not um and he's talking to you know, name
Speaker 1: personalities and entertainers, big people, big people. So this big
Speaker 1: person this particular week was Jay Z. And I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a Jay fan. If Jay's coming to town, I'm
Speaker 1: definitely at the show. But he made me look at
Speaker 1: him in a whole other way because he started talking
Speaker 1: about his relationship with Blue and him kind of being
Speaker 1: a dad and just you know, Jay sometimes seems to
Speaker 1: be a bit not conceded, but like arrogant, yes, but
Speaker 1: in a good way. Uh. Um, that dude. Can't nobody
Speaker 1: tell me nothing. I've been there, done that way, right.
Speaker 1: So so to hear him say that, Um, he was
Speaker 1: trying to tell Blue like he was, you know, inducted
Speaker 1: into the Hall of Fame. And she could care less
Speaker 1: but not mad about it. But like I'm a dad,
Speaker 1: this is my daughter. Of course she doesn't care. It
Speaker 1: was beautiful to me, right, That's like a down to
Speaker 1: earth moment. And honestly, I feel like jay Z had
Speaker 1: jay Z had children when he was younger, he might
Speaker 1: not be that same type of dad, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I feel like it's like he had to
Speaker 1: live that life and just you know, kind of go
Speaker 1: through the whole music industry as whole and then have
Speaker 1: a child, you know, a little bit later in life
Speaker 1: that will like humble him and keep him down to earth. Yes,
Speaker 1: And and it seems as if he's just like a
Speaker 1: hands on dad. And I really wanted Blue to be like,
Speaker 1: but mommy is better than you. I really wanted Blue
Speaker 1: to say that, but you know that's why she's not
Speaker 1: a child. Um. But you know, I feel like there
Speaker 1: is no competition there, and if it is, it's like
Speaker 1: friendly competition. You know, he respects be she respects him,
Speaker 1: and and the kids are just being treated as their children,
Speaker 1: normal children. Hopefully they're trying to help them live the
Speaker 1: most normal life possible. Can you imagine being the children
Speaker 1: of jay Z and Beyonce? Like, what, I'm just coming
Speaker 1: out an asshole. I'm just like, and what y'all know
Speaker 1: who my parents are? And I can't tell me nothing,
Speaker 1: can't tell me that my mama is Mama Tina, and
Speaker 1: my auntie is Kelly Rowland. Where my peanut butter and
Speaker 1: jelly sandwich? Get it for me? Where is my cip cup?
Speaker 1: Get my cipic cup? Like I'm acting like a complete asshole?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? I could not imagine. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that Tina, she doesn't play. I love her. I love
Speaker 1: her to death, and I feel like she's gonna make
Speaker 1: sure everybody's days majorly humble, right, I mean right? Because
Speaker 1: you can see her daughter is Beyonce, and her daughter
Speaker 1: is humble and sweet from what we can see. So
Speaker 1: you know, Mom Tina did an awesome job raising her
Speaker 1: children and keeping them humble in that crazy industry, and
Speaker 1: so I'm sure Beyonce and jay Z's children will be
Speaker 1: great people. I cannot wait to see what their talent is,
Speaker 1: you know, like I cannot wait for we've seen Blue
Speaker 1: Blue out of Grammy or something. Yeah. And for the record,
Speaker 1: I'm very proud to say my children are named after
Speaker 1: showing Corey Carter. Okay, okay, I couldn't even everybody to
Speaker 1: the people. Can you explain that to the people, because
Speaker 1: you have two children, one us Corey, one US Carter. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so when so want and I are a huge jay
Speaker 1: Z fans, Like you know, if if we could have
Speaker 1: a wedding song, it's going to be to a jay
Speaker 1: Z song, you know what I mean, It's gonna be
Speaker 1: the ninety nine Problems and one. But when I was
Speaker 1: pregnant with Corey, my first we were just going through
Speaker 1: you know, you're just thinking like what names do we
Speaker 1: you know, what names resonate with us? Okay, So first
Speaker 1: we will go down this because Whene plays the video games,
Speaker 1: and so as he's playing the video game, he's like
Speaker 1: scrolling through the players, and so would be like, you know, Edward, no, James, No,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like yes, the players
Speaker 1: on the screen. And then we started getting in to
Speaker 1: our favorite entertainers and rappers, okay, Like jay Z were
Speaker 1: like jay No, we were like Pope, Sean Corey Carter.
Speaker 1: We're like Corey. Corey is jay Z's middle name. Okay, yes, Okay.
Speaker 1: So when we were just you know, trying to figure
Speaker 1: out these names that we like, we decided we liked
Speaker 1: Corey out of our favorite rappers. Okay. So then you know,
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant with my second child. We don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a boy or a girl, but we're like, okay, um,
Speaker 1: we want it to be a c name. So then
Speaker 1: we go down the list again and we were like,
Speaker 1: Sean Corey Carter. This is the worst. I really wish
Speaker 1: I could have chimed in when they were making these decisions.
Speaker 1: But now I get it. But that that flows Corey
Speaker 1: and Carter. Now, I will admit if I have, if
Speaker 1: I had or have a third child, I'm not naming
Speaker 1: them Sean no out because it's gonna be a girl,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna name her Giselle. That's what's happening. Okay. Anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: I the last thing about this this thing with Lebron
Speaker 1: James the shop. Um, I just want to say a disclaimer,
Speaker 1: Like I used to completely hate Lebron James, and um,
Speaker 1: I want to say that he has won me over. Yes,
Speaker 1: I just felt like as far as the athletes concerned,
Speaker 1: he was just a spail brat. Um, Oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: winning in Cleveland. I gotta go to Miami. I want
Speaker 1: in Miami. I gotta go to Alan. I mean it
Speaker 1: was just like your smail brat out. That's a foul.
Speaker 1: But he has done more in like the black community
Speaker 1: then probably most of them combined, most of the NBA combined,
Speaker 1: and awesome role models as an athlete for these young guys.
Speaker 1: And I really think Lebron kind of do you remember,
Speaker 1: like the NBA used to be about like baggy clothes
Speaker 1: and like you know, just the you know, some of
Speaker 1: them had the attitudes. And now you've seen a change
Speaker 1: in just the culture of the NBA. And I really
Speaker 1: think Lebron had a lot to do with that. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I am so very happy that he speaks his mind,
Speaker 1: he speaks up. He's you know all about like the
Speaker 1: Black Lives matter, social justice, and we couldn't get like
Speaker 1: of my generation of the Michael Jordan's and the Charles
Speaker 1: Barkley's like we couldn't get them to like really be
Speaker 1: on the right side of right when it came to
Speaker 1: talking about social justice and so Lebron, you have one
Speaker 1: gazelle over I am now a fan. Yes, good job, Lebron.
Speaker 1: That's very hard to do. Okay, not that you care
Speaker 1: at all. All right, anyway, moving on, Okay, you were
Speaker 1: talking earlier about UFOs that has been in the news lately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I see now there's like some congressional report that
Speaker 1: they're going to come out with about UFOs. They can't
Speaker 1: say that the UFOs are not alien technology. They can't
Speaker 1: eliminate that because apparently some people in the Navy have
Speaker 1: spotted some identified flying objects and they're just like, we
Speaker 1: cannot say that it's not an aliena. So this kind
Speaker 1: of leads us to our have you ever? Segment? Have
Speaker 1: you ever? Okay, alright, so this will be a reoccurring
Speaker 1: segment for Reasonably Shady and it is have you ever?
Speaker 1: We have so many fun topics to talk about, so
Speaker 1: we literally went down and listen, had to like save
Speaker 1: something for later. So we're gonna have fun with this.
Speaker 1: But have you ever? Um, sen a ufo, no have
Speaker 1: you kind of sort of so let me tell you
Speaker 1: a story. Okay, please explain. So Wam was in the
Speaker 1: NBA plan for the Wizards. So this was somewhere between
Speaker 1: two thousand two and two thousand five, and he was
Speaker 1: coming home from the club or wherever, I don't know,
Speaker 1: at like four or five in the morning. So where
Speaker 1: are you all? So we're in Silver Spring, Oh you're okay, Spring.
Speaker 1: So I'm in the bed and he calls me at
Speaker 1: like four in the morning and he's like robbing, go
Speaker 1: look outside, is something flying over top of the house
Speaker 1: and it looks crazy. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm like sleep and I'm like what
Speaker 1: do you telling me? Like no, I'm for real, for real.
Speaker 1: Because he's like driving up to the house and he
Speaker 1: sees something hovering over our house that he says, you know,
Speaker 1: it's larger than a helicopter and like, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of round in shape. And so I go, I run
Speaker 1: to the bathroom window and as I'm pulling the curtain
Speaker 1: the blinds back, I hear this noise like, okay, that again,
Speaker 1: I hear this. I hear this noise like and at
Speaker 1: that same time. One is like it just flew away,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I literally heard it fly away,
Speaker 1: Like it was like the craziest, loudest, like so much
Speaker 1: base in it, and it flew away. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: so I've you know, I heard I saw Okay. But
Speaker 1: but this is this is the important question, like does
Speaker 1: wine do edibles see? Driving home? Even if he did,
Speaker 1: I heard it, Okay. It was literally like the noise
Speaker 1: was something. So I've never heard a noise like that
Speaker 1: before or after or since. It was literally like okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So it was it was almost like it
Speaker 1: knew that I was coming to the window to like
Speaker 1: see it, because it was as soon as I would
Speaker 1: like pulled the curtain, the blinds bag it like whooshed away. Wow. Okay.
Speaker 1: They say that they are seeing a lot on the
Speaker 1: West coast like Portland, Oregon, those areas. Um, But I
Speaker 1: definitely believe in UFOs. I definitely believe, you know, we
Speaker 1: just can't be humans, just can't be the only people
Speaker 1: that are created, right, But how come we haven't just
Speaker 1: how come we aren't UFOs on some other planet? Like
Speaker 1: where are these? First of all astronomy class is mind blowing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you took an astronomy classes. It
Speaker 1: is so mind blowing and it's hard as hell. And
Speaker 1: I got an A in it because I was so intrigued.
Speaker 1: But it's like the universe is so vast and big,
Speaker 1: so it's like, where the hell is this? Where are
Speaker 1: these aliens coming from? Well, I mean like they have
Speaker 1: what and eight other planets that can come from? Yes,
Speaker 1: but but all these other planets aren't really livable unless
Speaker 1: I guess these aliens to them. I guess they're livable
Speaker 1: to them. But why can't we become a UFO on
Speaker 1: their planet? That's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Are we just like that inferior? But but I but
Speaker 1: I do believe we could be that inferior. But I
Speaker 1: do believe there's other life forms. Now. Their spaceship situation
Speaker 1: is a whole another thing, like how do you make
Speaker 1: the spaceship? The metal from all of that and the gas?
Speaker 1: Like what is we need to find out? I want
Speaker 1: to see this report. This report is coming out like
Speaker 1: June something, okay, and we will come back and talk
Speaker 1: about the report. Second, have you ever have you ever
Speaker 1: been kicked out of an airport or off of an
Speaker 1: airplane because I have not robbing. You have not you
Speaker 1: you follow the rules, follow the rules. There's one time
Speaker 1: that the lady I was late for a plane and
Speaker 1: the lady like kind of slammed the door on my
Speaker 1: face and I started banging on the door like like
Speaker 1: a mad woman like and um, she never opened the door.
Speaker 1: So fortunately for me before the era of like everyone
Speaker 1: pulling their cell phones out and uploading crazy videos on
Speaker 1: the Instagram, I did get kicked out of the airport.
Speaker 1: Security walked me out of the airport, not security security. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we know Robin's a juvenile delinquent. Now she got
Speaker 1: a little older, she's getting on planes and being kicked
Speaker 1: out of an airport. Okay, I'm telling you, having kids
Speaker 1: really changed my life. This is kids. It kind of
Speaker 1: sent me down something. But I was always ready. I
Speaker 1: was like that, it's that Aria's energy. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm real chill, laid back until he pissed me off, right,
Speaker 1: and he pissed me off in a yes. Okay, so
Speaker 1: in the airport we were first of all, we were
Speaker 1: in Bangor, Maine. I don't know if anyone has ever
Speaker 1: been to Banker Main, never been anced to banger Main,
Speaker 1: but we were like the only black people in Banger
Speaker 1: Main and we could not wait to get out of there.
Speaker 1: We took one's brother up there to go to prep school,
Speaker 1: and we were flying back home and Wan lost his
Speaker 1: wallet and for whatever reason at that time, this this
Speaker 1: flight whatever, you had to show them your proof of payment.
Speaker 1: So because we booked the flight using Wan's card, we
Speaker 1: get to the check in desk and the ladies like,
Speaker 1: I need to see your credit card. And I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: he lost his wallet. He we don't have his wallet.
Speaker 1: I don't have his I d we have nothing. And
Speaker 1: she's like, well, I can't let you get on this plane.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean? Like I could
Speaker 1: not wait to get out of that town. It was
Speaker 1: just like that sounds a little It was the Twilt Zone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. She's like, I can't let you on this plane.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, please, we lost the credit card, like
Speaker 1: I'll buy, I'll pay for it with mine like something,
Speaker 1: just like help us, help me here, and she's like no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not gonna playing. And so I took
Speaker 1: my purse and like swung it and hit the and
Speaker 1: hit the counter. I said we need to get on
Speaker 1: this plane. We gotta go home. And then I took
Speaker 1: it was like the you know, like the it was
Speaker 1: like pamphlets on the counter, and and I hit the
Speaker 1: pamphlets on the ground and wanted looking at me with
Speaker 1: his mouth open and wants best friendly there with us.
Speaker 1: And then they're like dude, and I'm like, I gotta
Speaker 1: go home. I'm like, it's got it. I'm well, I
Speaker 1: was going crazy. I'm swinging by purse. All of it's
Speaker 1: so the lady, you know, picks up the phone and
Speaker 1: calls to get security. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm calling security
Speaker 1: on YouTube. You went nuts. I went nuts, like seriously nuts,
Speaker 1: Like they had to hold like Wine and his best
Speaker 1: friend Kevin had to hold me back because I was like,
Speaker 1: but that's how bad I wanted to go home, Like
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go home. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't have something to top that. I mean, I've been
Speaker 1: kicked out with a couple of clubs, but god, damn
Speaker 1: airport an airport. I probably if I went back to
Speaker 1: the airport today, they probably would be like rent alar yes,
Speaker 1: banger main, Yes, Robin Dixon will never be back. So
Speaker 1: we had to rent a rental car, drive two hours
Speaker 1: to the next closest airport, which is Portland, Maine. Damn,
Speaker 1: you can't even really go back and get on the
Speaker 1: plane and leave. No, we have to go like they
Speaker 1: were literally like, get out, get out. Security walked us out,
Speaker 1: get out. Okay, all right, okay, well yes, so anyway,
Speaker 1: that's that's another crazy story. Yes, yes, um, okay, So
Speaker 1: I've always wondered. Yes, I've been very curious because I
Speaker 1: watch a lot of you know, I D Channel and stuff.
Speaker 1: But has anyone ever cut up a dead body? I have?
Speaker 1: I've cut several dead bodies. Okay. So the psychopath to
Speaker 1: know me is to know that I have like a
Speaker 1: very big science background and math. Yes, I'm smart, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm smarty pants. Whether you like it or not, I'm sure. Okay.
Speaker 1: So anyway, when I was in like high school, my
Speaker 1: dad got me this internship and I was working at
Speaker 1: the medical institution Walter Ree, And my internship for the
Speaker 1: summer was to help with autopsies. So did you have
Speaker 1: aspirations to be a doctor? My father was just like,
Speaker 1: you need to get paid and stopped taking my money. Right,
Speaker 1: So I was like and he My father worked for
Speaker 1: NASA and he was easily able to get me this internship. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the first day I remember was a black man
Speaker 1: and they rolled him in and black skin. Once it's
Speaker 1: dead turns like white or like gray, it turns horrible.
Speaker 1: And so I started. So they were no, I did
Speaker 1: not motion the dead body, but they were trying to
Speaker 1: the scientists and the doctors were trying to like really
Speaker 1: prepare me because I'm like, who's this young kid? And
Speaker 1: they were like, you know, have you done this before?
Speaker 1: And I'm lid and I was like, oh, yeah, have
Speaker 1: you done it before. We have done this before, like
Speaker 1: I did one last week. I had just started and
Speaker 1: they were like, Okay, you're gonna be okay, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm gonna be fine. So um, they
Speaker 1: rolled them out and they rolled the sheet off of
Speaker 1: him and I was like, holy crap, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what was he like? Sound like I'm
Speaker 1: about to throw yes. But in that so the autopsy
Speaker 1: was all the autopsies that we did was to find
Speaker 1: out why that person died. So what was interesting was
Speaker 1: what they do was they take the person, they cut
Speaker 1: him down from the throat to the pubic area. They
Speaker 1: opened them up. They take all the organs out. They
Speaker 1: put the organs on the table, and then they rolled
Speaker 1: the body out. Disgusting. Okay, and we would find out
Speaker 1: that Okay, we think that this person died of a
Speaker 1: heart attack, but they really died because poison or something.
Speaker 1: They you know, something was in their stomach and the
Speaker 1: stomach got constricted, and you know, you know, it was
Speaker 1: very interesting the different reasons why people died outside of
Speaker 1: what you thought they died from. Yes, but it was
Speaker 1: once the body is actually gone, it's just like the
Speaker 1: bloody organs on the table. It's cool, but when the
Speaker 1: body gets rolled in, I can't say no, no smells.
Speaker 1: The white bodies were better because they didn't get that ash.
Speaker 1: She looked that as she look really did me in.
Speaker 1: I just I felt like I was gonna pass out, yes,
Speaker 1: because I was like, you know, you you see that
Speaker 1: this person would never look this color. And you're like,
Speaker 1: what see like when when they rolled the white people
Speaker 1: in that as she looked right, that they could look
Speaker 1: like that. No offense white people, but that's how y'all look. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yes, I have cut up several dead bodies, cut
Speaker 1: them up. I'm very smart. Thank you very much. And
Speaker 1: I can tell you I'm making testines heart. Um I
Speaker 1: can I can identify identify the organs. Yes, I can't.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Wow, I am smart. I'm impressed. You should be,
Speaker 1: you should be all right. So I have I have
Speaker 1: another question. Have you ever skipped out on a bill,
Speaker 1: Robin Dixon? Because I have a feeling with your background
Speaker 1: and all the nonsense that you didn't told us about
Speaker 1: you have, believe it or not, I have not, and
Speaker 1: I have and I love it. Here goody t shoes. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I was in college and we went to it
Speaker 1: was like a group of us, like maybe like ten
Speaker 1: of us. Because I want you, I want you all
Speaker 1: to understand. I pays my bills. Giselle's pays her bills. However,
Speaker 1: this particular, can I just stop you? In college? A
Speaker 1: group of ten college students at a restaurant is a
Speaker 1: waitresses nightmare. Yes, it's problematic. It's very problematic. And it
Speaker 1: was like after a party we were at like Cracker,
Speaker 1: but it was after like a day party before they
Speaker 1: were called day parties. But I think that we're all
Speaker 1: just like happy hours. I don't know anyway, So we're
Speaker 1: eating and so then it starts going. The table gets
Speaker 1: like silent, and then somebody whispers like, all right, we're leaving.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, we're leaving? Where are
Speaker 1: we going? And they're like, all right, this just one
Speaker 1: out of time? All right, you leave first, met le first.
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving the bill. Okay, So long story short.
Speaker 1: I was pure pressured into leaving because if I stayed
Speaker 1: a I would have to pay for the whole bill
Speaker 1: be and which I didn't have the money for, and
Speaker 1: be it would make everybody else look bad. But if
Speaker 1: we all laugh, then we're all wrong. Okay, So you
Speaker 1: left one at a time. When you walked out the door,
Speaker 1: did you go sit in the car and wait like
Speaker 1: he don't know? It's to get away? So it was like,
Speaker 1: so did people run? Okay? How many cars did y'all
Speaker 1: take to this place? I cannot remember, but I remember
Speaker 1: I was like, I for damn sure, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: the last one leaving the table. So I left like
Speaker 1: the third person. I was out of here. So did
Speaker 1: you ever find out from the tenth person? Like what happened?
Speaker 1: I know, because because it's one of those things, you
Speaker 1: don't ever talk about it again. So I think you know,
Speaker 1: you never know when karma's going to hit you. So
Speaker 1: I feel like you should go back to the restaurant
Speaker 1: and pay your bill. It was like crack or barrel
Speaker 1: or something in Hampton, Virginia, And guys, I'm sorry, and
Speaker 1: it was twenty something years ago, and I will pay
Speaker 1: you all one day when I'm back. That probably happened
Speaker 1: so often. Yes, like, but they need to have like
Speaker 1: a security guard already at the outside where we for this,
Speaker 1: Like alright, alright, we have we have a couple more,
Speaker 1: we have a couple more. All right, So Robin, have
Speaker 1: you ever walked in on people having sex? Okay? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So I think I did, Okay, and I want to
Speaker 1: call my mom and see if I'm right, because it
Speaker 1: was your mother, I think it was, and your father. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm about to clarify this now, like she doesn't even
Speaker 1: know I'm calling. All right, this is bad, Okay, this
Speaker 1: is bad. Do you think? Okay, why you're calling her.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say. Mom was at um C Spice
Speaker 1: in Miami and I walked into the bathroom and he
Speaker 1: was getting it in. Okay, let's see what we can
Speaker 1: hear her can you hear her? Yeah, I can hear her. Okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: what are you doing home? Okay? So I'm recording my
Speaker 1: podcast right now, so you are being recorded. But I
Speaker 1: have a I have a burning, embarrassing question that I
Speaker 1: need to ask you, and I need you to confirm
Speaker 1: that I'm right. Okay, are you listening? Okay? So I
Speaker 1: have this memory from when I was little, from when
Speaker 1: we lived on Prince George Road, and I remember waking
Speaker 1: up in the morning and walking to your room and
Speaker 1: Dad was on top of you, and I said something like,
Speaker 1: what's happening? What are you doing? And you said, I
Speaker 1: have to go pee and he won't let me get up.
Speaker 1: He won't let me get up, and y'all were laughing.
Speaker 1: And at that time I didn't really put two and
Speaker 1: two together. But when I was older, one day, I
Speaker 1: think I was just like driving or in the shower
Speaker 1: or something, and like a light bulb went off in
Speaker 1: my head and I was like, wait a minute. He
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to stop her from going in the bathroom
Speaker 1: because she had to pee. Dude were having sex. I
Speaker 1: have no comment, you know what, That is the best
Speaker 1: thing for you to say, no comment, and for the record,
Speaker 1: I told Robin not to call you, like, no, this
Speaker 1: is none of my business. That is true or not
Speaker 1: or not true? True? You can you cannot confirm that.
Speaker 1: Come on now, I'm like, I fell for it, but
Speaker 1: I want to say, good job. That was her birthday. Listen,
Speaker 1: I should not be calling you with this on your birthday,
Speaker 1: me to remember something like that. I was just trying
Speaker 1: you remember some other things. I mean, you could remember
Speaker 1: something like that, because that's like a for me as
Speaker 1: a parent, that would have been a mortifying moment. So
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have remembered that no matter
Speaker 1: how old I was. It must not have happen. I
Speaker 1: think it did. I'm telling you now, I know, and
Speaker 1: I'm sticking to it. I'm for whatever reason, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: I have never forgotten that. I literally was like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, she didn't have to pee. Look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yes, I'm so devastated that I walked
Speaker 1: in on you all having sex. Okay, that was it.
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta get back. It happened. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it happened. I know for sure what happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, but that was a very good excuse and
Speaker 1: I'm going to use it if I ever need to
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, I'm gonna let you go. We're wrapping up,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, bye, You're the most You are the
Speaker 1: most worst, if that's even possible. Daughter I've ever met.
Speaker 1: You are horrible. Daughter, Like sex is natural, wives embarras
Speaker 1: of course would meet your her child and people will
Speaker 1: be listen to and I'm forty two. Okay, fine, all right,
Speaker 1: Mama should have been like, yeah, I was getting it in.
Speaker 1: That was me. Well, I'm glad I got that off
Speaker 1: my chest. You me too, Okay, Oh my god, happy
Speaker 1: birthday to your mom. That was a wonderful birthday. Press it. Yes, jeez, Louise,
Speaker 1: all right, I believe that is our show. Yes, it's fun.
Speaker 1: I hope you all enjoyed that. That was our reasonably
Speaker 1: shady show. And for the record, Robin was way more
Speaker 1: shady in this episode than me. Do you think so? Yes,
Speaker 1: you called your mother and asked her did she have sex? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true. Yes, that's true. It was reasonable the case.
Speaker 1: I had a memory, a memory, and I had to
Speaker 1: get up my chest. But hey, we had fun doing this,
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Speaker 1: Because it's that's kind of fun alright, that is our show.
Speaker 1: We love y'all, Thank y'all so much for listening, and
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