1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's putting a spin on the 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,799 Speaker 1: restaurant Kenny Rogers Roasters and launching a new chain called 3 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: Hannibal Lecter's Raw Steakhouse. Make sure to come in get 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 1: fifty percent off Groin with a side of Keyante this 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: week only thanks. The Laser Stories are set where we 6 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser and those other 8 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: liver liquors just now. 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: This first Laser story is out of Lakeland, Florida. 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: A right police got a call about a disturbance the 11 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: other day, but the suspect was gone by the time 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: they got there. Witnesses at the household officers it was 13 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: thirty eight year old Joshua Garrett, and it was turned 14 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: out josh was already wanted for violating his probation and 15 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: connection to a burglary case, and nobody got tampany, So 16 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: they decided to track him down at his work nearby 17 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: and even confirmed with an employee who's saw Josh walk inside, 18 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 1: but nobody saw him leaveide. 19 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: Walked him to his workplace. 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: No one saw him leave, so cop searched the building 21 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: but couldn't locate him. Then, right before they were about 22 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: to give up, they heard something. It was a cell 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: phone ringing up in the ceiling of the office building. 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: I see. The officers then noticed a few of the 25 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: ceiling tiles displaced in the corner of the room, and 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: that's when they saw Josh's hands sticking out through some insulation, 27 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: and they booked him on the warrant and tacked on 28 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: two more charges for criminal mischief and resisting arrest. Do 29 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: you think he could still clock those hours that he 30 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: was in the ceiling though it was like paid time. Yeah, 31 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 1: as long as you're on the premises the way the 32 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: prison is he touched. 33 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 2: As he was being. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 1: Cuffed and led out to the cop car, Josh told 35 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: the officers he should have put his phone on silence, 36 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: even though he was a an important call nosess to do. 37 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 2: The business meeting of the insulation. 38 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm hiding from the police right now, but go Yeah. 39 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Clinton, Maryland. Anna 40 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: Leie Doser was browsing the shelves of her local thrift 41 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: store when something caught her eye in the clearance section. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: It was a round vase that looked older ish. She 43 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: guessed it was probably twenty to thirty years old, and 44 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: bought it for three ninety nine, all right, And she 45 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: took it home, put it up on a shelf, and 46 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: kind of forgot about it. That is until this year 47 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: when she took a business trip to Mexico and visited 48 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: their Museum of Anthropology, where she noticed an ancient artifact 49 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 1: that looked almost identical to her thrift store vase. 50 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 2: WHOA, oh my gosh, I have that. Yeah. 51 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: The museum told her to take some pictures and send 52 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: them to the US embassy when she got home, so 53 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: she did, and that's when she learned that the vase 54 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: was actually a priceless ceremonial urn used by the Mayan 55 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 1: people dating back to two hundred a day. 56 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: A thrift store you cereal? Whoa? 57 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: So what did she do start a bidding war between 58 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: museums and sell it for millions? Yeah? Nope, she says 59 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: she's a human rights advocate and simply turn the vase 60 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: back over to its native land for free. What kind 61 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: of an American are you, guys? 62 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 2: That's amazing. You should celebrate her for that. 63 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: The true American would take the millions and donate like 64 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: fifty bucks to a charity. Exactly similar thing happened last 65 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: year in Virginia when a customer at Goodwill scooped up 66 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: a different three dollars ninety nine base that turned out 67 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: to be an Italian treasure designed by the late Carlos Scarpa, 68 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: and the owner sold that for one hundred and ten 69 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. 70 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 2: You're proud of that. That's what I'm talking about right there. 71 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: The auction capitalism has gone too far. 72 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: All right, Goodwill for the wind Today, let's go to 73 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: your next laser story. 74 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 2: Out of heat wave headquarters. Oh, we're sweat. 75 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: The Big Heat Dome is cooking most of America right now. 76 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty million people could see temperatures over 77 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:18,159 Speaker 1: ninety this weekend, So maybe this slogan has legs. San 78 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: Francisco's new pitch to tourists is basically, hey, it's not 79 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: so hot here. I actually gotta like it. Yeah, that's 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: their slogan. That's their new tourist slogan because expected highs 81 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: in San fran through most of next week are only 82 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 1: around sixty five degrees. 83 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 2: Oh you know, yeah, and it's a little breezy, and 84 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: you can't leave your house because it's so hot it 85 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 2: is where you want to make. 86 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: Pat Honestly, The Wall Street Journal even did a big 87 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: write up on a billboard that just went up near 88 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: Fisherman's Wharf that says it's cooler on the Bay, and 89 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: hotels are using the same tactic with emails saying stuff 90 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 1: like beat the heat in San Francisco. 91 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 2: Right, I'm really making fun of those real Southern Californians, 92 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 2: aren't they. That could be the next big travel trend though. 93 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: If climate change means hotter and hotter weather, mild weather 94 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: cities could become the new vacation hotspots. Okayre we go. 95 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 2: Hello Cleveland, You're next. It's next. Laser stories out of 96 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 2: say it is so central. 97 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: Most of the secrets to living a long life are 98 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: not fun, eating healthy, exercising somehow, avoiding stress and lack 99 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: of sleep. 100 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 2: Sure, so this is different. 101 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: What if the secret to living a long, healthy life 102 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:42,479 Speaker 1: was eating more cheese? Yes, yes, yes, I'm gonna live 103 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: to be one and twenty. 104 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,039 Speaker 2: If that's the case, to say, some cheese at my 105 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 2: desk before we came in here. 106 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: I say that because there's a new study out of 107 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 1: China that says the single most important contributor to healthy 108 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: aging and longevity is mental well being, and there's a 109 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: strong connection between that and cheese consuming shit. 110 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 2: Now, before you get. 111 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: Too excited, there's definitely not a direct connection between chowing 112 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: down on cheese its and an eternal life. Basically, to 113 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: live longer, you need a happy mental wellbeing, and those 114 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: who report the most robust levels of mental health and 115 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: stress resilience seem to eat more cheese. O. Man, Wow, 116 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: those that are lactose intolerant are having some hard news 117 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: right now. 118 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,119 Speaker 2: Is that a stretch? I mean it is sure. 119 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: Will Americans use it as an excuse to order extra 120 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: Mazza relatives every single time? 121 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:35,480 Speaker 2: Definitely? 122 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: I know this guy's secret to a long, healthy life. 123 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 1: Every morning, before he gets on the treadmill, he does 124 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: tiny calf raises on top of a tiny block of parmesans. 125 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: And that's the sound of him that diretching it out, 126 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: And that means Laser Stories has come to an end 127 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 1: for the day. 128 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday.