WEBVTT - Episode 235: Feeling Blue 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:04.990 This is Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, a weekly gambling 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.470 podcast sort of hosted by Dan Patrick, except for the 0:00:08.510 --> 0:00:12.410 morally ambiguous parts, which will be handled by Dylan and Shay. 0:00:12.450 --> 0:00:12.970 Talk to me. 0:00:13.410 --> 0:00:16.489 And now, here's Dan, Dylan, and Shay. 0:00:17.829 --> 0:00:20.680 Welcome to another edition of Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.680 my starting lineup. Big Day Ray, the producer, but also 0:00:23.739 --> 0:00:28.200 a participant. Also Dylan, Dylan leading the charge right now. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:32.410 And Shay and Irving. Feeling a little bit blue. 0:00:34.250 --> 0:00:34.490 Wow. 0:00:34.710 --> 0:00:35.210 Got his ass. 0:00:35.250 --> 0:00:36.090 Yeah. Yeah. 0:00:36.290 --> 0:00:37.690 A little blue this week, huh? 0:00:37.870 --> 0:00:41.230 Yeah, I scheduled my vasectomy just to honor the new overlords, 0:00:41.750 --> 0:00:43.030 just to make sure that I got that out of 0:00:43.050 --> 0:00:44.510 the way. You're going to have a vasectomy. 0:00:44.550 --> 0:00:44.930 Yeah. Yeah. 0:00:44.950 --> 0:00:46.950 I think it'd be, eventually we're all going to have 0:00:46.970 --> 0:00:48.370 to do it, so might as well, you know, jump 0:00:48.390 --> 0:00:51.760 to it right away with our new ruling class. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:52.339 Wow. 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:55.220 You blew yourself? Yeah. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.450 I might get implants. My breasts coming up soon. You 0:00:59.670 --> 0:01:00.030 don't need them? 0:01:00.050 --> 0:01:01.880 I don't need them either. 0:01:03.020 --> 0:01:06.840 You don't either. I just want to respect the new 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:07.940 regime that we're in. 0:01:07.940 --> 0:01:09.220 You already have the pink hoodie on. That's nice. 0:01:09.260 --> 0:01:09.500 I do. 0:01:09.620 --> 0:01:11.140 What do you think I'm doing that for? So I 0:01:11.140 --> 0:01:13.059 don't get thrown in the back of a fucking bus. 0:01:13.500 --> 0:01:15.000 You're going straight to the gulag. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.660 No, not me. I can change. I can change. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:19.920 Will you change? 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:20.280 Of course. 0:01:20.300 --> 0:01:22.760 Of course. Whatever the regime needs from me, I will 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.080 give them. 0:01:24.580 --> 0:01:26.720 And I'll blame me for bringing that up with the 0:01:27.060 --> 0:01:27.770 you're feeling blue. 0:01:27.780 --> 0:01:31.369 It's okay. Uh, that's E-me. I thought I was pretty 0:01:31.390 --> 0:01:31.830 good about it. 0:01:32.010 --> 0:01:34.929 No, you were okay, but yeah, Ray. Can we fine 0:01:34.970 --> 0:01:38.449 you for that? Is that your first fine? No, no, no, 0:01:38.569 --> 0:01:41.319 I blame myself. I already took the blame. Oh, so 0:01:41.340 --> 0:01:44.039 we can just take the blame when we do something? No, 0:01:44.420 --> 0:01:45.320 you didn't do anything wrong. 0:01:45.380 --> 0:01:46.440 I was good. I know. 0:01:46.900 --> 0:01:49.900 No, they're saying, do I fine myself? Yeah, I'll fine myself. 0:01:50.020 --> 0:01:50.260 Yes! 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.419 How much money is in there? 0:01:52.020 --> 0:01:52.360 Not enough. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.180 I'll count. It's Dylan's counting time. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.360 What if we take that money today and invest it 0:01:57.420 --> 0:02:00.400 in some overnight activities? Like? 0:02:01.060 --> 0:02:01.360 Coke? 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:02.160 Whoa. 0:02:02.180 --> 0:02:04.310 I don't, what do you mean? 0:02:04.330 --> 0:02:07.010 Just overnight activities and then we come back with more money. 0:02:08.610 --> 0:02:09.170 Or nothing. 0:02:09.610 --> 0:02:10.570 Or nothing. Fair. 0:02:10.790 --> 0:02:13.130 Most likely nothing. But it's an option. And we could 0:02:13.169 --> 0:02:15.870 record it. Wait, what are we investing in? 0:02:16.669 --> 0:02:18.340 Overnight futures. It's a Wall Street thing. 0:02:19.889 --> 0:02:20.790 Yeah, like pork futures? 0:02:20.850 --> 0:02:22.030 Yeah, pork futures. 0:02:22.070 --> 0:02:23.940 Put it all in pork and coffee futures. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.160 I'm going to short the price of oil. 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:27.119 Oil? 0:02:27.460 --> 0:02:31.060 Oil. Shane, what do you think about this? 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:35.059 I think we should be long natural gas. Short oil, 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.220 long natural gas. 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.120 Long natural gas, short democracy, long fraud. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:40.880 I'm long on fraud. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:41.660 I'm long on fraud. 0:02:42.100 --> 0:02:47.079 A couple of things. Oh, the Diego Pavia Award. Now, 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.230 is there controversy on this? I gave you two options 0:02:50.290 --> 0:02:53.930 this week. Okay. Shea, you're safe. So Ray lost the 0:02:53.990 --> 0:02:55.410 Oklahoma State game. 0:02:55.510 --> 0:02:56.650 That was a barn burner. 0:02:56.889 --> 0:02:58.990 And you were given nine and a half to Iowa State. 0:03:00.470 --> 0:03:02.150 Got money lined again. 0:03:02.169 --> 0:03:04.370 I mean, that's kind of the definition of. 0:03:04.430 --> 0:03:05.010 Hold on. 0:03:05.130 --> 0:03:05.380 Sorry. 0:03:07.419 --> 0:03:10.220 Cyclones hit the money line versus the Cowboys. And who 0:03:10.260 --> 0:03:15.019 had low out loss on University of Virginia against Wake, 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.359 getting 12 and a half. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:17.739 Dylan. 0:03:17.860 --> 0:03:18.040 Fucking. 0:03:19.090 --> 0:03:23.940 Dylan had a perfect college football slate ruined by fading 0:03:24.020 --> 0:03:27.220 Ray and Shea on Baylor in Central Florida. Blowout loss 0:03:27.700 --> 0:03:32.270 on his Colts plus 10 versus the Jags. So I 0:03:32.290 --> 0:03:35.110 got to decide between you two? Correct. We also have 0:03:35.150 --> 0:03:37.490 about $ 540 here. I just wanted to say it before 0:03:37.570 --> 0:03:38.230 I forgot. $ 540? 0:03:38.130 --> 0:03:38.510 Yeah. 0:03:39.430 --> 0:03:40.470 Put that all into Pork Futures? 0:03:40.590 --> 0:03:41.050 Who knows? 0:03:41.430 --> 0:03:42.530 Pork Futures could double that overnight. 0:03:42.780 --> 0:03:44.920 Or, or, or, we're short on all. We're short on all. 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:45.360 Short on all. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:46.180 Short on all. 0:03:46.580 --> 0:03:46.840 All. 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:48.660 I think, can I say something? 0:03:48.710 --> 0:03:48.930 Ross Perot. 0:03:48.970 --> 0:03:51.630 I think it's absolute bullshit that I am leaving in 0:03:51.790 --> 0:03:53.810 consideration for this. What about Ross Perot? 0:03:53.830 --> 0:03:54.910 We need a Ross Perot right now. 0:03:54.930 --> 0:03:55.310 We do? 0:03:55.330 --> 0:03:56.690 Oh, I would love a Ross Perot right about now. 0:03:56.750 --> 0:03:57.770 Why? What do you mean? 0:03:57.790 --> 0:03:58.590 It means genius. 0:03:58.730 --> 0:04:00.010 You'd probably want like a bigger deal. I would vote 0:04:00.030 --> 0:04:02.070 for Ross Perot today. You'd vote for Dick Cheney. 0:04:02.350 --> 0:04:04.839 No, I wouldn't. No, I'm not a Neocon fan at all. 0:04:04.940 --> 0:04:06.280 I would vote for Ross Perot tomorrow. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:07.480 What about Danny? 0:04:08.180 --> 0:04:10.920 You're close to it. I'm close to what? 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.380 Ross Perot. How am I close to Ross Perot? 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.160 Voting for him. I'm close to voting for Ross Perot? 0:04:16.180 --> 0:04:18.720 He had some magic, and you know it. When he 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:20.940 went up there with the pie chart, you paid attention. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.590 Wasn't it General Stockbridge? 0:04:24.650 --> 0:04:25.330 Stockwell? 0:04:25.630 --> 0:04:26.350 Stockwell. 0:04:26.450 --> 0:04:29.970 Stockwell. Wasn't he his vice president? 0:04:30.150 --> 0:04:32.550 Yeah, he was the angry guy in the corner. He 0:04:32.589 --> 0:04:34.690 reminded me of the actor who played Patton on the 0:04:34.740 --> 0:04:39.580 movie Patton. Okay. That's... Academy Award winner. 0:04:40.220 --> 0:04:40.850 Something C.... 0:04:43.100 --> 0:04:43.340 Scott? 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:43.660 Powell. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:44.279 No. 0:04:45.339 --> 0:04:49.339 It was... He had the middle initial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:50.580 It was like a C-W-O. 0:04:50.610 --> 0:04:53.020 Something Scott. No, Seymour Hoffman. No, no. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:54.890 C-S-H-R-I-P. Yeah. C. 0:04:54.930 --> 0:04:57.489 Scott. C. Scott. What movie are we looking up? 0:04:57.550 --> 0:04:57.910 Patton. 0:04:57.990 --> 0:04:58.430 Patton. 0:04:58.470 --> 0:04:58.750 Patton. 0:04:58.810 --> 0:05:01.029 Okay, it just brought up Parent Trap for me, which is. 0:05:01.170 --> 0:05:04.790 Oh, search history. Maybe it's Lindsay Lohan. It's not Lindsay Lohan. 0:05:04.810 --> 0:05:05.830 She played both roles. 0:05:06.029 --> 0:05:06.210 Yeah. 0:05:06.390 --> 0:05:07.830 Yeah, she did not play Patton. 0:05:08.110 --> 0:05:08.350 No. 0:05:09.350 --> 0:05:10.290 George C. Scott. 0:05:10.570 --> 0:05:10.900 George C. 0:05:10.910 --> 0:05:11.130 Scott. 0:05:11.150 --> 0:05:11.480 You got him. 0:05:11.670 --> 0:05:11.850 Yeah. 0:05:12.510 --> 0:05:13.210 That was good. 0:05:13.470 --> 0:05:15.870 Didn't it feel better doing it, like, getting it yourself, though? 0:05:17.070 --> 0:05:21.170 As opposed to Ray looking it up. He looked up 0:05:21.210 --> 0:05:25.039 parent trap. It was an accident. Yeah, of course it was. 0:05:25.620 --> 0:05:29.539 I take full responsibility, so I can't be fined, apparently. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.080 Oh. 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:31.460 Oh, you like that? 0:05:31.500 --> 0:05:35.000 Now you're fine. Nope, I take responsibility. I can't be fined. No, 0:05:35.060 --> 0:05:37.700 you can't. I fined myself. I'm putting in $ 10. You 0:05:37.730 --> 0:05:39.390 moved the goalposts, and now I moved it again. 0:05:39.410 --> 0:05:39.470 No. 0:05:40.310 --> 0:05:43.810 But I took self-blame. That's what I just did. And 0:05:43.850 --> 0:05:45.570 I have to pay $ 10. You did open a can 0:05:45.589 --> 0:05:46.349 of worms with that one. 0:05:46.650 --> 0:05:46.890 No. 0:05:47.630 --> 0:05:50.089 You know what? You're fine, too. Why do I say anything? 0:05:50.450 --> 0:05:52.050 You're all fine. Oh, good. 0:05:52.150 --> 0:05:52.419 Fuck. 0:05:52.540 --> 0:05:59.180 What the fuck? No, you're all together. All right. You said, oh, yeah. Shay, 0:05:59.260 --> 0:06:01.080 you'll be all over this. We're staging a coup. 0:06:01.100 --> 0:06:01.800 The revolution begins. 0:06:01.820 --> 0:06:06.520 The revolution is nigh. Ray, you're fine. 0:06:06.540 --> 0:06:07.339 All right, fine. 0:06:07.380 --> 0:06:08.000 And so is Dylan. 0:06:08.020 --> 0:06:08.159 Dylan. 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:09.670 $ 10 each. 0:06:09.690 --> 0:06:12.360 I mean, this is going to be a tough one. 0:06:12.730 --> 0:06:14.410 Do you have a Pavia person now? 0:06:14.650 --> 0:06:19.220 I'm going to give it to you. What was the 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:19.640 other option? 0:06:19.660 --> 0:06:20.220 What was the game? 0:06:20.380 --> 0:06:23.919 So Dylan faded us just because we picked Baylor, and 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:25.560 then he picked the Colts plus 10, and they got 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:26.800 blown out by the Jags. Okay. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.039 You want to know what else I had? 0:06:28.060 --> 0:06:29.740 I had a perfect college slate other than that, and 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.400 I had fucking Cardinals money line against. 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.610 The Cowboys, which was my best bet. It was. I 0:06:33.620 --> 0:06:35.270 cannot win the Pavia in a week where that's my 0:06:35.290 --> 0:06:36.990 best bet. No, no, and you didn't. No, I know. 0:06:37.070 --> 0:06:39.770 I'm just saying. Ray got it, and Ray is becoming 0:06:39.930 --> 0:06:42.730 a first-class whiner. Whoa, got him. And a wiener. 0:06:43.050 --> 0:06:44.610 I just did what you did, and then you didn't 0:06:44.650 --> 0:06:47.729 like it. So then you find me. You're becoming a dictator. 0:06:47.890 --> 0:06:53.620 I find myself. I took blame, and I took ownership. 0:06:53.630 --> 0:06:54.909 Just like Franco did in 1933. 0:06:54.900 --> 0:06:57.940 He took blame and ownership. You took blame but not ownership. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:02.640 That's the difference between being a man and a whiner. 0:07:04.790 --> 0:07:07.950 Here's $ 60. 0:07:06.980 --> 0:07:12.620 Congratulations. Pick on the new guy. You're a victim too. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.380 I'm going to Venmo you for this because I have 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:19.190 a feeling I'll end up... Ray hit a shitty shot 0:07:19.250 --> 0:07:25.170 yesterday playing golf and Tyler laughed and Ray snapped. I 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:26.950 waited for Tyler to hit his next shot and he 0:07:26.990 --> 0:07:28.730 shanked it. And I was like, ha ha ha ha ha. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.160 It was so good. He's got a building resentment. Just 0:07:31.220 --> 0:07:31.800 fucking sitting there. 0:07:31.860 --> 0:07:34.150 And it was on the same hole. that those people 0:07:34.190 --> 0:07:35.929 yelled at me about my shirt tucking. 0:07:36.010 --> 0:07:37.730 And you know what Ray did to me too? His 0:07:37.770 --> 0:07:39.670 dad got him this little pitch counter thing so he 0:07:39.710 --> 0:07:42.150 can count his fucking strokes because it's really tough to do. 0:07:42.590 --> 0:07:44.310 And I was putting and I just heard him... He's 0:07:44.350 --> 0:07:46.890 counting yours. I know, he's counting mine. I heard him 0:07:46.930 --> 0:07:49.270 go click and I was like, you fucking cocksucker, don't 0:07:49.330 --> 0:07:50.290 ever use that thing again. 0:07:50.490 --> 0:07:52.210 We almost maxed it out a couple times yesterday. 0:07:52.230 --> 0:07:54.890 That's true. We almost maxed it out. It's like, what's 0:07:54.910 --> 0:07:59.140 the slope rating here? Shut up. You can only go 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.860 up to nine on that? I had a nine on 0:08:02.900 --> 0:08:04.620 a whole. I think it might be ten, but Dylan 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:05.020 got a nine. 0:08:05.060 --> 0:08:05.650 No, trust me. 0:08:05.700 --> 0:08:09.420 I checked. It's nine. All right. So recapping. Big day, Ray. 0:08:09.580 --> 0:08:13.220 The Pavia debate. He wins that one. Congratulations. He gets fined. 0:08:14.900 --> 0:08:18.390 Dylan won two and a half units last week. You're 0:08:18.550 --> 0:08:19.770 at 32. 0:08:19.770 --> 0:08:20.210 Unbelievable. 0:08:20.270 --> 0:08:23.270 Ray lost a unit, but you're still plus five. Shea 0:08:23.310 --> 0:08:26.960 won two units. He's plus three. All right. Good with 0:08:26.980 --> 0:08:27.260 the math? 0:08:27.300 --> 0:08:27.820 Yes. Correct. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.680 I also got a text from our friend John Murray yesterday. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:31.080 What? 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.840 He was like, holy shit, I forgot to text you. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.900 What a call by that guy, Dylan, on the Cardinals 0:08:36.950 --> 0:08:39.190 money line. 0:08:39.390 --> 0:08:39.650 He did. 0:08:39.690 --> 0:08:41.890 When I brought it up, he was like, that's really stupid. 0:08:41.910 --> 0:08:43.890 He was like, I wasn't prepared for that because nobody 0:08:43.910 --> 0:08:48.190 in their right mind would ever do that. 0:08:48.350 --> 0:08:50.400 You had an inkling that this was going to go. 0:08:50.460 --> 0:08:52.840 I did. I had an inkling because I think that 0:08:52.860 --> 0:08:56.250 Schottenheimer is way out. Over his skis. 0:08:56.290 --> 0:08:57.480 What could he do to win you back? 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:02.400 Quit. Resign. Hire somebody. Donate a salary. 0:09:03.220 --> 0:09:07.410 Speaking of the Cowboys, here's Jerry Jones talking about you 0:09:07.630 --> 0:09:10.190 don't really have a correlation between how much money you 0:09:10.210 --> 0:09:12.440 spend on your coach and how much winning you do. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:16.340 Let me address the first one. In the NFL, this 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.040 is after years of looking at all the teams and 0:09:20.140 --> 0:09:24.410 all the coaches. There is no, there is zero correlation 0:09:24.730 --> 0:09:28.189 between how much you pay a coach or how many 0:09:28.270 --> 0:09:31.910 coaches you have as to winning. There is no correlation. 0:09:32.390 --> 0:09:36.320 And that's a random sample of years and all 32 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.640 teams involved. So put that in your hopper and smoke it. 0:09:39.870 --> 0:09:41.350 Put that in your hopper. In your hopper. 0:09:41.390 --> 0:09:43.250 Not your pipe, in your hopper. I understand. So this 0:09:43.270 --> 0:09:45.510 is the one time that Jerry Jones is into analytics. 0:09:45.530 --> 0:09:49.130 That's great. It doesn't matter how many coaches you have 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:53.310 while he just hired fucking Poutine to babysit whatever. To 0:09:53.309 --> 0:09:56.030 babysit Christian Parker. right? 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:56.740 Poutine. 0:09:57.380 --> 0:10:03.920 Canada. Free Quebec. The correlation between coaches winning Super Bowls 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.220 and being paid a lot of money is clear and 0:10:06.300 --> 0:10:09.329 evident to anybody who's got a fucking brain. Jerry has 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:13.670 never paid a single coach post-parcells, and he never will because, 0:10:14.090 --> 0:10:16.070 and remember, he didn't let Jimmy Johnson in the ring 0:10:16.110 --> 0:10:19.030 of honor for how long? Because he wanted everyone to 0:10:19.070 --> 0:10:21.950 know that he constructed that team. And that anybody could 0:10:21.970 --> 0:10:24.069 have coached him to win two Super Bowls. And that's 0:10:24.090 --> 0:10:26.650 why he hired Barry Switzer. Because Barry Switzer was, God 0:10:26.690 --> 0:10:29.350 love him, drunk in Oklahoma. And he won a Super Bowl. 0:10:29.370 --> 0:10:29.890 Allegedly. 0:10:29.929 --> 0:10:32.470 Allegedly. And he won a Super Bowl with that roster. Correct? 0:10:32.590 --> 0:10:32.730 Yeah. 0:10:32.890 --> 0:10:35.090 So Jerry is saying that anybody could win a Super Bowl. 0:10:35.110 --> 0:10:38.329 Because Jerry has made moves over the last 18 months. 0:10:38.350 --> 0:10:40.790 He's made a lot of moves. Micah Parsonsing aged well. 0:10:41.270 --> 0:10:43.179 It has aged well, to be fair. And he's made 0:10:43.220 --> 0:10:45.740 a lot of good moves. And he's got a good roster. 0:10:46.130 --> 0:10:48.170 And he's saying anybody can win with this roster. He's 0:10:48.309 --> 0:10:53.010 fucking wrong, obviously, because Schottenheimer, the Nepo baby visor wearing moron, 0:10:53.150 --> 0:10:55.770 cannot fucking win with this roster. And that's a flat 0:10:55.820 --> 0:10:56.820 out fact. 0:10:57.380 --> 0:10:59.280 And I don't know who's hosting this show, and I 0:10:59.300 --> 0:11:01.280 don't know if you're allowed to challenge, Jerry, but I 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:03.880 would have said, well, are you trying to tell me 0:11:03.980 --> 0:11:07.860 that paying extra for Sean Payton doesn't correlate into winning 0:11:07.900 --> 0:11:10.320 more than paying Brian Schottenheimer? 0:11:11.550 --> 0:11:12.290 That's what he's saying. 0:11:12.429 --> 0:11:12.609 Yeah. 0:11:12.670 --> 0:11:13.290 That's his testimony. 0:11:13.309 --> 0:11:14.089 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 0:11:14.210 --> 0:11:15.390 Which is fucking bananas. 0:11:15.429 --> 0:11:15.630 Yes. 0:11:15.990 --> 0:11:19.690 Again, it's like, if that's your logic, apply that to anything. 0:11:19.730 --> 0:11:21.630 It's like, why fucking pay anyone. 0:11:21.350 --> 0:11:22.030 To do anything? 0:11:22.070 --> 0:11:22.830 Why pay yourself? 0:11:23.010 --> 0:11:26.880 Yeah. If it doesn't amount to anything, why pay players 0:11:26.900 --> 0:11:27.720 for it? any more money. 0:11:27.740 --> 0:11:30.100 Why don't you do a fucking American Idol on who 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.380 can be the next Cowboys head coach? 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.080 You got just as good a chance. Who gives a shit? 0:11:33.100 --> 0:11:35.440 Whoever wins Dancing with the Stars should be their next coach. 0:11:35.460 --> 0:11:38.920 Whoever's America's sweetheart. Get the goddamn cheerleaders out there. Next 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.490 coach in OC. Get Simon Cowell. Let him be the coach. 0:11:41.510 --> 0:11:44.670 Fuck it. Why not? He's probably a football fan. No, 0:11:44.710 --> 0:11:46.050 he's a football fan. 0:11:46.250 --> 0:11:46.429 Yeah. 0:11:46.950 --> 0:11:47.569 It's a joke. 0:11:47.670 --> 0:11:49.480 It's a fucking embarrassment. It is. 0:11:49.490 --> 0:11:49.910 It's great. 0:11:50.010 --> 0:11:53.960 It's Cardinal's What are they, undefeated at the Star or 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:54.660 at Jerry's World? 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.520 Yeah, and you hear the list of the quarterbacks who 0:11:57.540 --> 0:11:58.990 were starting for the Cardinals that have won there. 0:11:59.090 --> 0:11:59.750 It's brutal. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.760 It's brutal, dude. That was an epic collapse like I 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:03.150 have not. 0:12:03.170 --> 0:12:05.450 There isn't one who doesn't suck until you get to, like. 0:12:05.510 --> 0:12:07.830 Kurt Warner. I skipped my daughter's soccer game, and she 0:12:07.850 --> 0:12:09.890 was so mad at me. She was like, who are 0:12:09.910 --> 0:12:11.610 they playing? I said, the Cardinals. And she was like, 0:12:11.650 --> 0:12:15.210 the Cardinals suck. And I was like, honey, it's the Cowboys. 0:12:15.309 --> 0:12:16.429 Be respectful. Yeah, weigh it. 0:12:16.670 --> 0:12:17.790 It's the NFL. 0:12:17.890 --> 0:12:18.050 Yeah. 0:12:18.550 --> 0:12:19.090 Anything can happen. 0:12:19.110 --> 0:12:20.630 You're going to have to say the whole thing in 0:12:20.650 --> 0:12:23.230 the National Football League. This is the National Football League. 0:12:23.330 --> 0:12:23.720 It's not the NFL. 0:12:23.770 --> 0:12:24.610 Watch your tone. 0:12:24.690 --> 0:12:24.930 Yeah. 0:12:25.130 --> 0:12:27.650 She went off and, like, you know, had a decent game, 0:12:27.690 --> 0:12:29.630 I guess. Probably because I wasn't there yelling at her 0:12:30.110 --> 0:12:34.180 in her ear. But that was... It still ruined my 0:12:34.220 --> 0:12:34.980 week to this day. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:35.980 I don't blame you. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:37.240 It's fucking embarrassing, Danny. 0:12:37.660 --> 0:12:39.740 And then I saw a headline on the Mothership, and 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:44.780 it said, Are the Cowboys Wasting Dak Prescott? Fuck you, man. 0:12:44.860 --> 0:12:48.090 I'm like, okay, we're... They do their best to try 0:12:48.130 --> 0:12:50.689 to get the Cowboys. His cap hits like 70 million. 0:12:50.809 --> 0:12:52.470 I mean, okay, yeah. 0:12:53.290 --> 0:12:56.590 The NFC East is in turmoil, and whoever wins that is, 0:12:56.710 --> 0:12:58.950 you know, the best loser. 0:12:59.070 --> 0:13:00.809 The Giants being the best team in there right now 0:13:00.870 --> 0:13:01.350 is hilarious. 0:13:01.370 --> 0:13:04.490 Right, right. But, I mean, there is an argument that, yes, 0:13:04.590 --> 0:13:07.030 we have, is there a time to trade Dak now 0:13:07.130 --> 0:13:10.680 because what's the fucking point? Because nobody else in this 0:13:10.730 --> 0:13:12.670 team gives a shit. I don't think once. 0:13:13.010 --> 0:13:15.030 Who wants Dak at 70 million? 0:13:15.230 --> 0:13:17.250 Well, you can restructure that shit. Do some fucking. 0:13:17.290 --> 0:13:18.929 Are you going to send him to Minnesota? 0:13:19.830 --> 0:13:20.210 Baltimore. 0:13:20.230 --> 0:13:21.930 I don't know where he could send him. Baltimore? 0:13:22.030 --> 0:13:22.590 Yes, Ray. 0:13:23.030 --> 0:13:25.970 Dak makes 76 million next year. If you keep him 0:13:25.990 --> 0:13:27.530 for 2028. The cap is 76, right? 0:13:27.850 --> 0:13:28.090 Yes. 0:13:28.290 --> 0:13:31.429 If you keep him for 2028, it's 86 million bucks. 0:13:31.450 --> 0:13:34.070 Yeah, they'll redo the Majuju fucking magic. 0:13:34.090 --> 0:13:35.270 Yeah, it's all like theoretical. 0:13:35.309 --> 0:13:38.110 Yeah, it's all fucking. That's Howie Roseman. It's all fucking fake. 0:13:38.750 --> 0:13:38.890 Um. 0:13:39.900 --> 0:13:42.970 I poked the bear with Bill Cowher. You did. 0:13:42.990 --> 0:13:45.390 You've been poking bears. 0:13:45.490 --> 0:13:45.810 I know. 0:13:45.850 --> 0:13:48.090 You've been poking bears the last fucking. 0:13:47.890 --> 0:13:50.790 Larry Bird talk we got. I know. 0:13:50.830 --> 0:13:51.270 Bear poker. 0:13:51.309 --> 0:13:52.130 I know. I know. 0:13:52.150 --> 0:13:53.480 Dirk Nowitzki. 0:13:53.860 --> 0:13:54.160 Dirk? 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.960 Fucking. No, I stood up for Dirk. I know. I'm 0:13:56.980 --> 0:13:59.400 saying like these are your, you've been. I don't care. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:03.440 Who gives a shit? It doesn't matter. 0:14:03.500 --> 0:14:03.680 I know. 0:14:03.710 --> 0:14:07.320 It's just funny. It's just entertainment. Yeah. You know, people 0:14:07.340 --> 0:14:08.380 get randy about it. 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:09.880 Yeah, but it's your shit. 0:14:10.059 --> 0:14:13.780 I know, but I truly believe, I'm not like, you know, 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:17.100 fake first take where they go, oh, what's our topic? Okay, 0:14:17.220 --> 0:14:20.730 I'll take that side. Right. I just, it came up 0:14:20.850 --> 0:14:25.690 organically where we're like, post-season run, Big Day Ray goes, hey, 0:14:26.170 --> 0:14:28.450 you should look at Dirk's post-season run. I said, all right, 0:14:28.510 --> 0:14:30.830 that might be the best post-season run of all time. 0:14:30.950 --> 0:14:35.700 That's it. I mentioned LeBron and Larry, and I just said, Hey, 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.380 you know, he had a six, seven year window where 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:42.620 he's finishing third, second, three MVPs in a row. I, 0:14:43.410 --> 0:14:47.550 he never finished. I mean, he was always an MVP candidate. Uh, 0:14:47.710 --> 0:14:50.570 even when he lost, it was, uh, magic and Michael. 0:14:51.390 --> 0:14:53.270 So it's not the end of the world. 0:14:53.340 --> 0:14:55.220 You know what I noticed is a lot of people 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:57.300 who called in who agreed with you were from Utah. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.780 Or Massachusetts. Or Southie. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:04.560 Fucking D Street. 0:15:04.580 --> 0:15:09.000 Larry fucking Bird's the best. I got in an argument. 0:15:08.730 --> 0:15:12.870 With this Irish dude multiple times at a bar that 0:15:12.930 --> 0:15:15.390 we both frequent. And he was saying that Larry Bird 0:15:15.450 --> 0:15:16.930 is better than Michael Jordan. 0:15:17.550 --> 0:15:20.780 No, that's not true. I was like, that's dumb. Yeah, 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.350 that's not true. But to me, that's not even an argument. 0:15:23.370 --> 0:15:24.430 That's just you being an idiot. 0:15:24.450 --> 0:15:25.070 You're being drunk. 0:15:25.090 --> 0:15:27.570 Yeah, you're being wasted. But I poked the bear with 0:15:27.610 --> 0:15:30.690 Bill Cowher because he's on the committee to help find 0:15:31.130 --> 0:15:33.570 a coach for his alma mater, NC State, and they 0:15:33.590 --> 0:15:38.120 have reportedly interviewed Phillip Rivers and Russell Wilson. And so I... 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.110 I thought that I got one question I was allowed 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:42.770 to ask him, but he didn't answer it, so I 0:15:42.910 --> 0:15:45.210 asked him again. He didn't answer it. And then I 0:15:45.410 --> 0:15:47.869 asked him again. Third time's a charm. And then at 0:15:47.910 --> 0:15:50.750 the very end, I said, are you yawning? I did yawn. 0:15:50.990 --> 0:15:53.030 Oh, shit. Oh, fucking Danny. 0:15:54.070 --> 0:15:55.290 That's 10. 0:15:55.290 --> 0:15:58.270 All day. You can't yawn at the regime. What are 0:15:58.330 --> 0:15:58.950 you doing? 0:15:59.150 --> 0:15:59.670 You're fucking. 0:15:59.790 --> 0:16:03.150 This show is entertaining. I'm having a blast. What, a 0:16:03.170 --> 0:16:04.450 guy can't fucking yawn anymore? 0:16:04.470 --> 0:16:07.200 Gulag. Gulag. Up against the wall. Gulag. 0:16:08.110 --> 0:16:10.850 I hate you. But then I had to poke fun 0:16:10.870 --> 0:16:15.200 at poking the bear with Bill Cowher. And then that 0:16:15.390 --> 0:16:17.740 felt like he came back around and he was okay. 0:16:17.940 --> 0:16:19.739 He actually thought he answered the question. I said, no, 0:16:19.740 --> 0:16:25.320 you didn't. Has Bill Cowher interviewed himself for the NC State? 0:16:25.460 --> 0:16:27.280 I wanted to ask him that, but then even if 0:16:27.370 --> 0:16:29.710 I was just kind of joking, I wouldn't have gone. 0:16:29.770 --> 0:16:31.970 No way Bill Cowher comes back to any coaching. 0:16:32.110 --> 0:16:34.670 No, he shouldn't. I'm sure he's been asked that. Phillip 0:16:34.710 --> 0:16:37.170 River's going to get the job. His son committed there. 0:16:37.290 --> 0:16:37.630 Come on. 0:16:37.690 --> 0:16:38.090 That's a wrap. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.700 I would think, do you want Russell Wilson Jr. the third? 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:41.580 No, they have one of those. 0:16:41.660 --> 0:16:42.360 Absolutely not. 0:16:42.380 --> 0:16:44.220 They have one of those signs, like, you must be 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:45.460 this tall. This tall? 0:16:45.500 --> 0:16:45.720 Wow. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.280 I mean, they shipped him off to Wisconsin. It's also 0:16:48.340 --> 0:16:50.720 weird that- His head. Like, oh, he's going back to- Well, 0:16:50.820 --> 0:16:53.900 Mike Glennon came in and replaced Russell. That's right. I 0:16:53.900 --> 0:16:54.780 hate fucking Glennon. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:55.120 Yeah. 0:16:55.260 --> 0:16:58.530 Long neck. And then Davis Mills were the two longest 0:16:58.590 --> 0:16:59.890 necks in the history of- No, Peyton. 0:17:00.710 --> 0:17:01.250 Peyton's got a neck. 0:17:01.290 --> 0:17:06.350 Peyton's nickname- Yeah. Is Long Neck. Well, and Sheriff. Well, no, 0:17:06.369 --> 0:17:10.820 his dad- We were in New Orleans and Archie and 0:17:10.930 --> 0:17:14.620 Eli and Peyton and Kupa. We were in the French 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:21.810 Quarter having beers and Peyton had a long neck beard. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:27.220 bottle Budweiser something, and Arch was calling him, hey, long neck. 0:17:28.940 --> 0:17:31.970 I'm like, what? Hey, long neck, you want another one? 0:17:31.980 --> 0:17:34.540 I'd be like, oh, my God. They didn't want me 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:36.459 to hear that one. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.550 Would Archie have been the best quarterback of all the Mannings? 0:17:40.390 --> 0:17:40.870 Who? 0:17:41.150 --> 0:17:41.930 Grandfather? 0:17:42.530 --> 0:17:46.210 Archie, yeah. Would he have been? I feel like people 0:17:46.230 --> 0:17:48.609 think he was the most talented one, even more than Peyton. 0:17:48.630 --> 0:17:49.330 What about Koopa? 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.239 No, no, Archie Manning, the dad. The grandfather who played 0:17:52.260 --> 0:17:54.880 for the Saints. The dad of Peyton Manning. He, to me, 0:17:54.900 --> 0:17:56.320 was a better college quarterback. 0:17:56.420 --> 0:17:56.640 Yeah. 0:17:56.740 --> 0:17:59.290 And he was a dual threat. Yeah. He was an 0:17:59.590 --> 0:18:02.609 athletic quarterback, but he went to bad teams. Where did 0:18:02.630 --> 0:18:04.770 that go? Because Peyton and Eli can't run at all. 0:18:04.810 --> 0:18:07.030 His mama must have been. Yeah, but Cooper can. Yeah, well, 0:18:07.050 --> 0:18:08.150 he's like a receiver, right? 0:18:08.330 --> 0:18:13.030 Cooper's athletic. Let me see. Anything else I need to 0:18:13.150 --> 0:18:13.889 bring up here, Ray? 0:18:13.990 --> 0:18:14.380 Okay. 0:18:15.460 --> 0:18:18.260 Did you see that Charles Barkley was upset about the 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.360 trick-or-treaters at his house? They were bringing trading cards, asking 0:18:21.380 --> 0:18:22.820 him to sign it, and he's like, I wanted to 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:26.530 punch them in the face. I was curious, where was 0:18:26.550 --> 0:18:29.150 the craziest place you've been asked to get an autograph? 0:18:29.510 --> 0:18:34.370 At a urinal? I don't know if I've been asked there. 0:18:34.470 --> 0:18:34.850 Funeral? 0:18:36.990 --> 0:18:39.870 Well, I did have the moment when I went to Normandy. 0:18:40.570 --> 0:18:43.710 Oh yeah. And they were, they were playing taps. So 0:18:44.030 --> 0:18:45.990 we got there where they're bringing down the American flag. 0:18:46.369 --> 0:18:46.689 No. 0:18:46.950 --> 0:18:51.010 And we got there like four 55 and I'm there 0:18:51.070 --> 0:18:54.580 and it's emotional. I'm crying. And I got this guy 0:18:54.619 --> 0:18:55.100 behind me. 0:18:55.100 --> 0:18:56.620 He goes, Hey, no. 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:59.440 Hey, can I get a picture with you? And I 0:18:59.460 --> 0:19:01.940 didn't turn around. And it turns out that it's a 0:19:02.260 --> 0:19:04.899 guy from Vegas. Who's a fan of the show, but 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.720 he wanted a, he's asking me for a picture while 0:19:07.740 --> 0:19:08.460 they're playing taps. 0:19:08.540 --> 0:19:09.139 Amazing. 0:19:09.220 --> 0:19:11.740 Yeah. Got to wait a couple minutes, you know? And 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:17.530 then I took a picture. It's a no-win situation, right? Yes. 0:19:18.150 --> 0:19:18.290 Yeah. 0:19:18.930 --> 0:19:22.390 Sometimes it takes more energy to be an ass. Yes. 0:19:22.550 --> 0:19:23.429 Just do it. 0:19:23.510 --> 0:19:23.730 Yeah. 0:19:23.770 --> 0:19:28.250 It's okay. Ultimately, it's a blip on the radar. Yeah. 0:19:29.450 --> 0:19:32.430 I've been to bars with you before, and it's fucking intense. 0:19:32.450 --> 0:19:34.670 I'm just not much of an ask people for pictures guy. 0:19:34.690 --> 0:19:38.080 You can't go out and then complain when you're out. 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:38.590 No, no, but I can. 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:38.699 Right? 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:40.199 Yeah, I can't. 0:19:40.220 --> 0:19:41.439 You can complain on his behalf. 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:43.580 I can complain on Danny's behalf. Like, him and I, like, 0:19:43.619 --> 0:19:47.669 literally in conversation at the bar, like, locked fucking eyes, talking, 0:19:47.730 --> 0:19:50.420 and then somebody slides, like, whoop, like, right there. 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:54.320 I always go, not to interrupt. Don't mean to interrupt. 0:19:54.500 --> 0:19:54.740 Yeah. 0:19:54.780 --> 0:19:55.460 Well, then don't. 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:55.920 Then don't. 0:19:56.020 --> 0:19:58.590 But it's fucking, like, boom, over and over and over. Also, 0:19:58.660 --> 0:20:00.050 I do think you meant to interrupt. 0:20:00.230 --> 0:20:00.430 Yeah. 0:20:00.470 --> 0:20:02.290 How else did that happen? I fucking think you did, man. 0:20:02.330 --> 0:20:07.270 All right. Anything else I need to mention here? Oh, 0:20:07.310 --> 0:20:10.690 I saw this where Greensboro, North Carolina Police Department released 0:20:10.750 --> 0:20:13.629 a statement asking for people to report their cocaine dealer 0:20:14.030 --> 0:20:16.560 for shorting them on product. That is a trap and 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:18.600 a half. What the fuck? 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:22.500 Just rude. That is entrapment, right? It's entrapment for sure. 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:27.700 That's just another example of the new regime we're under. Wait, wait, wait. 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:30.560 It happened that quickly? This was before Tuesday night. 0:20:30.580 --> 0:20:33.670 South Carolina went blue. Yeah, but this is before Tuesday. 0:20:33.690 --> 0:20:35.590 They saw a tidal wave coming, Danny. They know exactly 0:20:35.630 --> 0:20:36.129 which way to go. 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:37.900 They're calling it the blue cock. 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:39.440 Imagine you're a coke dealer and the cop knocks on 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.420 your door and you're like, yeah, I heard you've been 0:20:41.530 --> 0:20:43.930 short in customers. Yeah. God, shit, fuck. 0:20:44.130 --> 0:20:46.530 Also, the guy who ratted on you is totally not 0:20:46.550 --> 0:20:50.450 in trouble also. I called it a blue nami. The 0:20:50.470 --> 0:20:50.960 blue nami? 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.800 Oh, it's a blue nami. Dude, Texas, Danny. 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:54.320 I know. 0:20:54.340 --> 0:20:56.500 You can't go back there. I can't go back. 0:20:56.980 --> 0:20:59.270 They will fucking tar and feather you. 0:20:59.290 --> 0:21:01.390 They suspended my passport. I can't go back to Texas. 0:21:01.410 --> 0:21:04.810 You'd rather have Paxton who's in Europe with his mistress. 0:21:04.850 --> 0:21:06.500 Yeah, I accept the corruption. 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:09.399 Let's go. He got impeached by his own party. 0:21:09.420 --> 0:21:10.120 He's such a dirtbag. 0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:11.639 Because they were like, where's all the money? 0:21:12.180 --> 0:21:12.859 See you. 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:14.670 I'm going to France. 0:21:15.790 --> 0:21:16.530 That was a good man. 0:21:17.290 --> 0:21:18.150 Oh, yeah. 0:21:18.310 --> 0:21:19.730 Listen, if I... Okay, to be fair. 0:21:19.810 --> 0:21:21.270 They don't make them like that anymore. 0:21:21.310 --> 0:21:24.129 They do, and he's right here. If I was a 0:21:24.270 --> 0:21:27.540 statewide official and I got elected to office, how many 0:21:27.780 --> 0:21:30.199 ethics violations do y'all think I'd have under me? 0:21:30.380 --> 0:21:34.420 All of them. Well, not now. Not this you. No, yeah. 0:21:34.500 --> 0:21:37.640 Actually, definitely this you. He's too clear-headed. He'll do some 0:21:37.720 --> 0:21:39.280 way more nefarious shit than he would have otherwise. 0:21:39.300 --> 0:21:40.680 Way more nefarious. I'd be some Swiss bank account shit 0:21:40.700 --> 0:21:41.940 going on right here and now. Caymans. 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:42.320 Yep. 0:21:43.140 --> 0:21:45.580 The attack ads would be fantastic. They would kill me. 0:21:45.859 --> 0:21:47.979 I think I should run for office. We talked about this. 0:21:48.020 --> 0:21:53.580 Shea just doesn't get it. This guy's on crack. Not anymore. 0:21:54.080 --> 0:21:56.159 But I've got your money. So you don't think if 0:21:56.270 --> 0:21:59.110 it was 20 years ago when you're messed up, you 0:21:59.190 --> 0:22:01.480 wouldn't have done more if you were not? 0:22:01.490 --> 0:22:03.450 I would have been worse at the corruption than I 0:22:03.490 --> 0:22:04.030 would be today. 0:22:04.050 --> 0:22:04.669 You'd get caught. 0:22:05.790 --> 0:22:08.109 I would be much more Ken Paxton-esque. Now I'd be 0:22:08.130 --> 0:22:13.070 more like, Obama-esque. No. Yeah. 0:22:13.130 --> 0:22:16.970 Totally. You can't compare yourself to Obama. What do you mean? 0:22:16.990 --> 0:22:17.310 Same guy. 0:22:17.330 --> 0:22:19.150 You guys both have some grays, but yeah. 0:22:19.340 --> 0:22:21.439 Yeah. 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:26.459 Dylan, you did well. Perfect slate except for Central Florida. 0:22:26.619 --> 0:22:26.760 Yeah. 0:22:27.140 --> 0:22:31.300 NFL did not do well. You know what actually really sucked? 0:22:31.500 --> 0:22:35.280 The fucking Dolphins blew that. That was bad. They should 0:22:35.300 --> 0:22:37.660 have won that. They had it in their fucking grasp. 0:22:37.700 --> 0:22:42.720 This is true. Shay, anything to recap? How about Baylor, baby? Oh, 0:22:42.770 --> 0:22:44.370 did you guys end up giving me the Bears game? 0:22:45.730 --> 0:22:46.550 I was going to ask that. 0:22:46.609 --> 0:22:49.530 So we all know Dylan likes to fade the DP 0:22:49.590 --> 0:22:53.689 poll question. And he wasn't here, so I would have 0:22:53.730 --> 0:22:55.350 assumed that he would have taken the Bears. 0:22:55.390 --> 0:22:56.530 And I did bet Bears money on it. 0:22:56.530 --> 0:23:00.660 But he wasn't here to physically place it. So should 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:01.859 we give it to him, or should we just. 0:23:04.619 --> 0:23:05.139 El Duche? 0:23:06.020 --> 0:23:07.560 I would say no. Yes. I agree. 0:23:07.780 --> 0:23:07.960 Yes. 0:23:08.220 --> 0:23:10.659 How the fuck did I know that was going to 0:23:11.380 --> 0:23:13.090 be the answer? 0:23:13.109 --> 0:23:16.070 I was like, just get it out. Come on. But 0:23:16.109 --> 0:23:17.869 I'm not going to fine you for anything. All right, 0:23:17.890 --> 0:23:21.080 I'll take it. I'll take it. Uh, DP takes a gamble. 0:23:21.100 --> 0:23:23.100 Can we stop with the parlay? No, no. 0:23:23.180 --> 0:23:25.910 We're going to hit one. Mine is, mine was actually money. 0:23:26.290 --> 0:23:28.910 I fucking, well, Loveland wasn't last week. That was Baker. 0:23:29.090 --> 0:23:31.230 By the way, can Baker not throw a single pass 0:23:31.250 --> 0:23:31.939 for the rest of the year? 0:23:31.950 --> 0:23:34.940 It's so good. They're winning. It's fucking amazing. Dan, you, 0:23:35.220 --> 0:23:35.870 your parlay. 0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:36.290 Yes! 0:23:36.590 --> 0:23:39.330 So we spun, and we didn't have you, so we 0:23:39.350 --> 0:23:41.410 were like, Dan, pick a team. And he picked the Bears, 0:23:41.430 --> 0:23:43.770 and we spun it, and it fell on Swift, and 0:23:43.790 --> 0:23:44.929 he had three touchdowns. 0:23:44.970 --> 0:23:46.450 Yeah, that was fucked up. 0:23:46.470 --> 0:23:48.669 Except the other two legs. And also, Ray sent me 0:23:48.690 --> 0:23:53.500 the parlay. I did place it. Of all the days 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:55.060 that you had to miss because you had to go 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.740 get fingerprints so you could carry a gun. Yeah, speaking of, 0:23:57.940 --> 0:23:59.619 talk about bad timing. 0:23:59.740 --> 0:24:00.820 You're going to go to jail now. 0:24:01.340 --> 0:24:01.560 Why? 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:03.179 You're a gun carrier. 0:24:04.070 --> 0:24:06.290 I'm not like a dork who's going to carry it around. 0:24:06.510 --> 0:24:08.040 His prints are there. 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:11.500 I actually don't know for sure that I... They still 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:12.780 have to get back to me with the results. 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:14.379 You have your name on a list, brother. 0:24:14.460 --> 0:24:15.429 It's already on one. 0:24:15.510 --> 0:24:16.129 Get ready. 0:24:16.230 --> 0:24:18.850 But, Dan, when I was doing the fingerprinting thing, the 0:24:18.869 --> 0:24:20.669 guy was like... Do you know how this works? And 0:24:20.690 --> 0:24:22.050 I was like, oh yeah, I've done it before. You 0:24:22.070 --> 0:24:24.080 just roll your fingers. And he was like, no, like 0:24:24.230 --> 0:24:26.760 the process after this. And I was like, I shouldn't 0:24:26.780 --> 0:24:29.260 have just admitted that I've been fingerprinted before. Roll all 0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:30.980 the way left, all the way right. I was like, yeah, 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:32.560 I got it. And then he's like, no, no, no. Like, 0:24:32.580 --> 0:24:34.600 what do you do after this? Yes, Ray. 0:24:35.500 --> 0:24:37.240 I was going to ask before we go into our 0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.400 picks this week, do you want to review our futures 0:24:40.300 --> 0:24:42.560 that we had placed? Since we're, there's no halfway point 0:24:42.580 --> 0:24:44.600 of the season anymore. It should be on the bottom 0:24:44.619 --> 0:24:45.460 of everyone's sheets. What season? 0:24:45.500 --> 0:24:48.790 I mean, this is, yeah. All right. 0:24:48.810 --> 0:24:52.210 Let me look at this. Lead sheets. Shea, three units. 0:24:52.230 --> 0:24:55.290 Oregon to win the Big Ten. Whoops. Oregon to win 0:24:55.310 --> 0:24:56.470 the National Championship. 0:24:56.670 --> 0:24:56.950 Whoops. 0:24:57.090 --> 0:25:01.510 Texas now plus 1,100 to win the National Championship. 0:25:01.670 --> 0:25:01.970 Alive. 0:25:02.290 --> 0:25:04.390 Cowboys to win the Super Bowl. Jesus. 0:25:04.430 --> 0:25:04.610 Fuck. 0:25:04.810 --> 0:25:06.250 Vikings to win the NFC North. 0:25:06.390 --> 0:25:08.250 That's not entirely dead. 0:25:08.510 --> 0:25:08.710 No. 0:25:08.730 --> 0:25:09.310 I like that. 0:25:09.330 --> 0:25:09.670 Not bad. 0:25:10.030 --> 0:25:13.390 The Bears are the favorites now. I understand. Ray had Oregon... 0:25:15.660 --> 0:25:17.740 We were all in on Oregon. Not me. 0:25:18.060 --> 0:25:19.080 I was sold on Oregon. 0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:20.380 They have so much talent on that team. 0:25:20.420 --> 0:25:22.200 There's so much money in that roster, dude. 0:25:22.460 --> 0:25:26.240 Miami to win the ACC. Five units. 0:25:26.270 --> 0:25:27.090 Yeah, but you're not. 0:25:28.290 --> 0:25:31.230 What was it? Minus 140? Now it's minus 330. Boner pick. 0:25:31.410 --> 0:25:34.030 It's a five unit bet. 0:25:34.210 --> 0:25:36.010 I take Louisville like a fucking man. 0:25:37.369 --> 0:25:39.530 Louisville looks like shit. I know, but at least it's... 0:25:39.710 --> 0:25:42.430 Oklahoma State over six and a half wins. That one 0:25:42.450 --> 0:25:42.860 looks good. 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:43.140 Yeah. 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.459 It looked even better before the Cyclone game. The Iowa 0:25:46.480 --> 0:25:51.700 State game. Oh, and who had Iowa State? You did. Me. Dylan. 0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.330 And then, God, Ray, you got a ton of NFL. 0:25:54.340 --> 0:25:57.939 The NFL futures aren't the best. Ladd-McConkie's stinking it up. 0:25:57.980 --> 0:25:59.510 Ladd-McConkie wants to talk. 0:25:59.810 --> 0:26:02.570 Oh, well, wait till we get to yours. Wondell Robinson 0:26:02.609 --> 0:26:03.890 has 262 yards. 0:26:03.970 --> 0:26:04.770 Wondell. 0:26:04.910 --> 0:26:06.570 Javante Williams-Shea on pace. 0:26:06.650 --> 0:26:07.530 Javante. 0:26:07.570 --> 0:26:07.930 That's good. 0:26:08.130 --> 0:26:10.970 Jordan Mason's been hurt, so that one kind of stings. 0:26:11.210 --> 0:26:13.240 The Saints are not good. Yeah, but they could still 0:26:13.290 --> 0:26:13.790 win that division. 0:26:13.810 --> 0:26:18.090 Shay, your Caleb Downs is really not good. I thought 0:26:18.130 --> 0:26:20.189 that was a great bet. I love how people on 0:26:20.230 --> 0:26:20.929 the internet. He's Jeff Okuda. 0:26:21.270 --> 0:26:22.210 He's worse. 0:26:22.510 --> 0:26:24.350 Jeff Okuda was a disaster. 0:26:24.430 --> 0:26:25.990 Dude, he's in coverage. 0:26:26.010 --> 0:26:27.270 I don't trust Ohio State defensive backs. 0:26:27.290 --> 0:26:28.970 He's worse. It's bad. 0:26:28.990 --> 0:26:32.850 It's not DBU, Ohio State. Denzel Ward's pretty good. Chargers 0:26:32.890 --> 0:26:37.250 over 9.5. That one is awful. What the fuck happened? 0:26:37.270 --> 0:26:38.250 You should get tased for that. 0:26:38.270 --> 0:26:38.730 When is he fired? 0:26:38.770 --> 0:26:40.510 Let's see. When is he tased? 0:26:40.570 --> 0:26:40.689 Wow. 0:26:41.020 --> 0:26:45.660 Oh, by the way. Oh, look. Hazer, dog collar. Yeah, 0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:47.800 I forgot I made that fucking bet with that guy. 0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:51.680 Oh, right. So I'm going to be in the city tonight, too. 0:26:51.700 --> 0:26:54.130 Oh, yeah, we're going to the Rangers game. 0:26:54.510 --> 0:26:54.969 Oh, you are? 0:26:55.030 --> 0:26:55.210 Yeah. 0:26:55.869 --> 0:26:59.050 And Shay's going to an art show or a performance 0:26:59.090 --> 0:27:00.770 art where you sit in a box in Times Square 0:27:00.790 --> 0:27:01.209 or something? 0:27:01.450 --> 0:27:07.970 Yeah, no, we're going to go do regime-approved activities. We're 0:27:07.990 --> 0:27:11.419 going to a book signing and a talk. afterwards and 0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:13.619 then we're going to go to an art gallery opening 0:27:13.780 --> 0:27:16.580 and you you're dragging barb to this right. 0:27:16.220 --> 0:27:18.969 Yeah barb is like god i wish we could just 0:27:18.990 --> 0:27:21.050 stay the fuck home and i'm dragging her to these 0:27:21.710 --> 0:27:24.670 eclectic artistic things that the regime is approved. 0:27:24.430 --> 0:27:29.149 For jags to win the afc that's a great one 0:27:29.470 --> 0:27:30.850 yeah yeah right now. 0:27:31.010 --> 0:27:34.030 Fred warner too we had plus 2000 to fred warner 0:27:34.050 --> 0:27:35.370 defense player of the year plus. 0:27:35.150 --> 0:27:40.810 700 Dylan, you got anything interesting here? Let's see. Texas 0:27:40.850 --> 0:27:42.970 Tech to win the title. That's probably not going to happen. 0:27:43.250 --> 0:27:46.030 Louisville to win the ACC. That's probably not going to happen. 0:27:46.090 --> 0:27:50.929 My conference title parlay was Louisville, East Carolina, Texas Tech, Indiana, UNLV, 0:27:50.990 --> 0:27:51.650 and Old Dominion. 0:27:51.690 --> 0:27:52.250 That's crazy. 0:27:52.410 --> 0:27:53.760 That's not going to happen. Clemson's not going to make 0:27:53.780 --> 0:27:58.399 the college football playoff. NFL futures, also not great. Ravens 0:27:58.420 --> 0:28:00.080 to win the Super Bowl. Chiefs to win the Super Bowl, 0:28:00.100 --> 0:28:00.620 I like still. 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:03.860 The Ravens are not facing the Lions in the Super Bowl. 0:28:03.940 --> 0:28:08.210 Division winner parlay, that's cooked. Omari and Hampton, offensive player 0:28:08.250 --> 0:28:08.750 of the year. 0:28:08.790 --> 0:28:09.050 Yikes. 0:28:09.210 --> 0:28:13.260 He's got 309 yards. That's not nothing. And Jared Verst, 0:28:13.300 --> 0:28:16.240 defensive player of the year. No sacks. Doesn't have a sack. Damn. 0:28:16.460 --> 0:28:17.900 I thought he was going to be balling out. Jared 0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:19.300 Goff to win MVP, though. 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:21.959 Impossible. 0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:25.340 That's not impossible. Impossible. No, it's going to be Dak Prescott. 0:28:25.580 --> 0:28:27.740 No, it's definitely not going to be him. I mean, 0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:29.070 why would you even say that? 0:28:30.109 --> 0:28:31.710 Why not? Dylan, bets this week. 0:28:32.690 --> 0:28:33.129 All righty. 0:28:33.570 --> 0:28:39.120 Okay, I got it. College football. Nebraska, the Cornhuskers. The 0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:41.440 force that is the Cornhuskers minus four and a half 0:28:41.460 --> 0:28:43.560 against Illinois. It's a very chalky week for me, so 0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:49.020 we'll see how that goes. Utah, the battle of the guys. 0:28:50.500 --> 0:28:52.480 I have not placed a bet on this game this year, 0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:54.160 by the way. I want to make everybody know that. 0:28:54.940 --> 0:28:55.970 Because you're afraid to. 0:28:56.010 --> 0:28:57.110 Because I don't want to start any trouble. 0:28:57.850 --> 0:28:59.570 Just the battle of the guys from Utah. 0:28:59.610 --> 0:28:59.709 Yeah. 0:29:01.710 --> 0:29:04.810 It's a great, it's one of the five best rivalries. 0:29:04.870 --> 0:29:07.050 It's a great rivalry. It is a great, it's a 0:29:07.070 --> 0:29:09.620 must-watch game. I think we should make sweatshirts battle. 0:29:09.420 --> 0:29:12.140 Of the guys from Utah. We should. 0:29:12.180 --> 0:29:13.160 If you could make those. 0:29:13.300 --> 0:29:14.420 I would buy one of those. Continue. 0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:16.940 All right, so Utah minus four and a half against BYU. 0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:21.160 Wake Forest minus 47 and a half against Merrimack. 0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:24.170 Yeah, that's right. That's your best bet? That's my best bet. 0:29:24.210 --> 0:29:28.390 Wake Forest is a fucking powerhouse. And they're playing Merrimack. 0:29:29.020 --> 0:29:31.300 And, yeah, it's tempting to take the plus 47.5 with 0:29:31.340 --> 0:29:34.030 Merrimack because we know nothing about them at all, and 0:29:34.050 --> 0:29:36.130 that's a big number. But I'm going to stick with 0:29:36.170 --> 0:29:38.350 Wake Forest. Notre Dame minus 7.5 against Miami. 0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:42.300 Dude. This is a trap game no matter how you 0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:42.790 slice it. 0:29:43.770 --> 0:29:45.170 How do you do that? 0:29:45.470 --> 0:29:49.030 No, Miami had their trap game last week. You can 0:29:49.070 --> 0:29:49.950 have back-to-back traps. 0:29:50.010 --> 0:29:51.390 Oh, you can? You can. I don't know. 0:29:51.410 --> 0:29:51.570 Right? 0:29:51.590 --> 0:29:53.790 This feels like no matter which ever side you take. No, 0:29:53.790 --> 0:29:54.870 this isn't a trap game. 0:29:55.270 --> 0:29:55.390 No. 0:29:56.030 --> 0:29:58.170 I don't think it's a trap game. It's just whichever 0:29:58.210 --> 0:29:59.620 side you pick is wrong. 0:29:59.780 --> 0:30:00.340 It's wrong, yeah. 0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:01.800 There's no winning this game. What's the name for that? 0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:02.880 We should come up with a name for that. 0:30:03.260 --> 0:30:03.840 Medusa. 0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:04.900 Whoa. 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:07.980 It's a symbol game. Who did that? 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:08.420 Did you hear that? 0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:11.660 Probably Rob or... Crikey. Crikey in the back. Why are 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:12.730 they doing that? Uh-oh. 0:30:12.790 --> 0:30:13.070 I don't know. 0:30:13.090 --> 0:30:13.670 Can we find them? 0:30:13.710 --> 0:30:14.290 I can find them. 0:30:14.830 --> 0:30:15.090 Yes. 0:30:17.570 --> 0:30:20.880 Rob's been fined. Everyone thought they were safe. No one's safe. Okay, continue. 0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:24.080 I got one more, Dan. My only underdog in college 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:26.600 this week, Iowa plus two and a half against Northwestern, 0:30:26.620 --> 0:30:29.840 and this is a trap game. Because? Why is Iowa 0:30:29.860 --> 0:30:31.500 a dog against Northwestern? It's two and a half now? Yeah, 0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:32.480 so you fell for the trap. 0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:33.360 No, no, no. 0:30:33.540 --> 0:30:36.040 But that game's at Northwestern. It's a double trap. So 0:30:36.060 --> 0:30:38.660 what I concluded is it's at Northwestern. Who cares? It's 0:30:38.700 --> 0:30:40.590 a new stadium. Still Northwestern. 0:30:40.650 --> 0:30:43.650 Iowa's been beating the piss out of people. Not letting 0:30:43.690 --> 0:30:45.070 them score. Home of Mike Greenberg. 0:30:45.370 --> 0:30:47.450 It is a home of Mike Greenberg. Michael Wilbon. 0:30:47.490 --> 0:30:48.290 Rich Eisen. 0:30:48.550 --> 0:30:53.330 No, he went to Michigan. Northwestern. No, he went to Michigan. 0:30:53.390 --> 0:30:57.030 Every journalist on TV went to Northwestern. That's all there 0:30:57.050 --> 0:30:57.320 is to it. 0:30:57.340 --> 0:31:02.360 What about Syracuse? No, Syracuse. Did Wilbon go to Syracuse? No, 0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:04.660 he went to Northwestern. He still went to Northwestern. 0:31:04.820 --> 0:31:06.720 Wilbon. How about all? 0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:07.580 It's a double trap. 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:08.120 Shut up. 0:31:08.860 --> 0:31:13.000 We're short and all. We're long pork future, short and all. 0:31:13.140 --> 0:31:17.320 Long natty gays. Long neck Bud Light. Take the over. 0:31:18.220 --> 0:31:22.260 Let's drink some shiners and fucking displace someone's house. 0:31:22.660 --> 0:31:26.860 How about the NFL? Can I explain why it's a 0:31:26.900 --> 0:31:27.740 double trap game? 0:31:27.820 --> 0:31:27.960 No. 0:31:28.180 --> 0:31:31.770 Because you think you're like, that seems odd. I'm going 0:31:31.790 --> 0:31:33.709 to take Northwestern. That's what they want you to do. 0:31:33.750 --> 0:31:35.190 You go back to Iowa. 0:31:35.210 --> 0:31:35.290 NFL. 0:31:35.310 --> 0:31:35.510 NFL. 0:31:36.700 --> 0:31:39.730 Ravens plus 10 against the Jaguars. I know you like 0:31:39.770 --> 0:31:41.610 that one, Dan. If you were betting, you would take that, 0:31:41.630 --> 0:31:41.950 wouldn't you? 0:31:42.670 --> 0:31:42.970 Probably. 0:31:43.170 --> 0:31:43.410 I know. 0:31:43.790 --> 0:31:46.130 I've also got Ravens money line against the Jags plus 400. 0:31:46.130 --> 0:31:48.310 I probably wouldn't take that. Well, that's because you're smart. 0:31:49.380 --> 0:31:51.400 The Lions minus seven against the Dolphins. 0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:54.440 That's a trap game. They're going to be passionate, I think, 0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:56.800 given what happened with the Lions last week. 0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:57.420 And the election. 0:31:58.020 --> 0:31:59.500 And the blue wave. The Lions are blue. 0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:00.270 There you go. 0:32:00.290 --> 0:32:00.460 Blue Nami. 0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:00.680 Blue Nami. 0:32:01.210 --> 0:32:03.030 Colts plus five and a half. Speaking of the blue wave, 0:32:03.070 --> 0:32:04.890 Colts plus five and a half against the Cowboys. What 0:32:04.930 --> 0:32:06.790 could go wrong in this game? But that's blue versus blue. 0:32:06.810 --> 0:32:10.550 It is now. But a darker blue in the Cowboys. 0:32:10.670 --> 0:32:11.850 Lighter shade in Texas. 0:32:12.050 --> 0:32:14.310 Okay. Tallarico. 0:32:14.610 --> 0:32:15.390 Tallarico. 0:32:15.450 --> 0:32:18.870 Tallarico. Our Cardinals, Dan, plus eight and a half against 0:32:18.890 --> 0:32:21.690 the Seahawks. It's a trap game. It is a trap game. 0:32:22.410 --> 0:32:24.390 Why are they getting eight and a half points? They've 0:32:24.430 --> 0:32:25.990 got the McRib playing quarterback. 0:32:26.490 --> 0:32:27.190 Oh, McRib. 0:32:27.350 --> 0:32:27.620 Yeah. 0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:30.170 Letdown spot. Gardner Minshew. 0:32:30.260 --> 0:32:30.410 Yeah. 0:32:30.990 --> 0:32:34.650 And then Sam Darnold actually out with a broken rib. 0:32:34.790 --> 0:32:36.229 The McRib is playing a broken rib. 0:32:36.250 --> 0:32:36.430 Yeah. 0:32:36.630 --> 0:32:37.390 Well, I guess he's not playing. 0:32:37.410 --> 0:32:37.770 He's not playing. 0:32:38.410 --> 0:32:40.800 Thursday Night Football parlay. Dan, tight ends again. The tight 0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:43.080 ends have totally abandoned me. 0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:46.060 Brenton Strange and Mark Andrews, which, speaking of people who 0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:47.840 have abandoned me, Mark Andrews, what the fuck? 0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:51.440 Anytime touchdown, plus 2,100. Was he going to the Hall 0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:53.880 of Fame? Oh, oh. 0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.450 He was probably the best tight end in football, or 0:32:56.490 --> 0:32:58.690 at least in the top three for- Like five years? 0:32:58.730 --> 0:32:58.930 Yeah. Yeah. 0:32:59.490 --> 0:33:01.210 And then he just like, but it's weird. It's like, 0:33:01.510 --> 0:33:02.290 it's not like he's like. 0:33:02.330 --> 0:33:03.100 I need a seven-year run. 0:33:03.110 --> 0:33:04.690 It's not like he's not. Well, he dropped that pass 0:33:05.390 --> 0:33:05.959 in the playoffs. 0:33:06.020 --> 0:33:06.240 Yes. 0:33:07.140 --> 0:33:07.360 Right? 0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:08.560 In his little lap. 0:33:08.740 --> 0:33:10.140 In his little lap. 0:33:10.260 --> 0:33:12.300 But it's not like it's like he's not open or 0:33:12.340 --> 0:33:13.720 like being able to be tart. Like, it's not like 0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:16.000 he's slowed down. It's just like he has the fucking yips. 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:19.310 Yes, Ray. He has like four straight good years. 0:33:19.550 --> 0:33:24.090 I forgot in 2021, he had over 1,300 yards, 107 catches, 0:33:24.150 --> 0:33:24.770 nine touchdowns. 0:33:24.790 --> 0:33:27.570 That's crazy. I mean, Witten had like a seven-year run. 0:33:28.770 --> 0:33:30.170 Isn't he the OC at Oklahoma now? 0:33:30.350 --> 0:33:33.190 Yeah, he is. He's a future Cowboys head coach. Is 0:33:33.210 --> 0:33:34.810 he going to be a Hall of Famer? I think 0:33:34.850 --> 0:33:37.270 Whitten should be, yeah. I feel like he is. He's 0:33:37.290 --> 0:33:39.320 like led the– I mean, look at his stats. He's 0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:41.360 got like a seven-year run there where he's had over 0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.960 1,000 yards every season. 0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:44.340 There's no way that's correct. 0:33:44.420 --> 0:33:45.660 And he's a Cowboy. He's a Cowboy. 0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:47.100 Is he more of a Hall of Famer than Antonio Gates? 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:48.880 I would be willing to bet he has less than 0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:49.040 3,000 yards. 0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:49.140 No. 0:33:49.180 --> 0:33:50.160 Antonio Gates. 0:33:50.180 --> 0:33:51.870 So, like, if you factor in the Cowboy and the, 0:33:52.020 --> 0:33:54.180 you know– Antonio Gates had– Hall of Famer. 0:33:54.220 --> 0:33:54.620 Yeah, better. 0:33:54.660 --> 0:33:57.810 Yeah, his amount– his amount of touchdown catches is crazy. 0:33:57.870 --> 0:34:01.070 He's a freak. I believe there are only nine Hall 0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:01.850 of Fame tight ends. 0:34:02.770 --> 0:34:03.090 Really? 0:34:03.110 --> 0:34:07.110 Yeah. Jason Whitten has one, two, three, four thousand tight ends. 0:34:07.130 --> 0:34:08.030 Besides Aaron Hernandez. 0:34:08.050 --> 0:34:12.150 Who are the rest, yeah. Aaron Hernandez. Why are you 0:34:12.170 --> 0:34:13.069 guys doing this? Yeah, what are you doing? 0:34:13.130 --> 0:34:13.489 Doing what? 0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:16.740 We're just guessing the tight ends in the Hall of Fame. 0:34:16.780 --> 0:34:20.140 Number one. Number one. Tight end. I guess that's funny. 0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:21.279 It's not funny to me. 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:22.239 Yeah. 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.100 Blue Nami. College football! 0:34:25.330 --> 0:34:27.670 Why are you going before me? Ray goes before you. Oh, 0:34:27.690 --> 0:34:29.240 I thought it was my turn. 0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:32.460 I also have the Lions minus seven against the Dolphins. 0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:35.920 This is a two-unit play for me. I've decided that 0:34:36.260 --> 0:34:38.060 I need to be doing more two units rather than. 0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:41.819 Just one, one, one, one, one. That's fair. 0:34:41.860 --> 0:34:44.540 Detroit has probably the best offensive line in football, and 0:34:44.580 --> 0:34:48.900 Miami is allowing opposing quarterbacks 120 passer rating, and they 0:34:48.940 --> 0:34:51.819 convert on 50% on third downs. Goff is just going 0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:53.219 to probably roll over. 0:34:53.239 --> 0:34:53.910 Swiss cheese. 0:34:55.450 --> 0:34:56.250 Y'all again? 0:34:56.270 --> 0:34:59.230 It's another $ 10. Why am I talking when I'm yawning? 0:34:59.550 --> 0:35:01.009 I don't know. I could get away with it if 0:35:01.050 --> 0:35:05.239 I stopped talking. Just find me for something else. I 0:35:05.500 --> 0:35:06.200 only have a $ 20. 0:35:06.060 --> 0:35:10.680 All right, sure. Actually, no, I take that back. I'll 0:35:10.700 --> 0:35:13.520 wait until I inevitably... Okay, continue. I have the Saints 0:35:13.580 --> 0:35:15.460 minus three versus the Browns. 0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:17.960 The Browns have allowed the most sacks in the NFL, 0:35:17.980 --> 0:35:20.040 and they're the most penalized team in football, and it's 0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:21.450 probably going to be Shador or. 0:35:21.860 --> 0:35:23.460 dylan gabriel at this point. 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.009 And it's in the superdome so i like that even 0:35:27.050 --> 0:35:29.569 more and then this one i think is so ugly 0:35:29.610 --> 0:35:31.730 that i like it bucks plus six against the bears 0:35:31.750 --> 0:35:34.759 i feel like this is uh trapkin trap the bears 0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:38.380 have been they've peaked with hype wise oh so i 0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:40.660 think this is the spot where you go what. 0:35:40.739 --> 0:35:42.380 How many passes does baker throw. 0:35:42.620 --> 0:35:45.509 Three Well, he'll throw three, complete one. But how about 0:35:45.550 --> 0:35:46.149 this one, Shea? 0:35:46.690 --> 0:35:49.190 The Bucs have rushed for 582 yards in their last 0:35:49.230 --> 0:35:52.730 two games. The Packers have 485 yards rushing in eight games. 0:35:52.810 --> 0:35:53.910 That's all I want. That's crazy. 0:35:54.050 --> 0:35:56.070 So I do think Baker plays a little bit better, 0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:59.100 but if you're going to keep it close, that rushing 0:35:59.700 --> 0:36:02.500 attack is just going to keep probably Caleb off the field, 0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:05.820 so I'll take the six. And then for college football, Shea, 0:36:06.500 --> 0:36:08.900 you're like this, two units, Texas minus two and a 0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:09.900 half versus Missouri. 0:36:10.500 --> 0:36:11.640 That's also my best bet. 0:36:11.930 --> 0:36:12.029 Yep. 0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:16.200 Texas' defense is top 10 in both adjusted pass and 0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:20.560 rush defense, so I like that game. Oklahoma plus 6.5 0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:22.680 versus Florida. OU still has one of the best defenses 0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:25.880 in college football. Mateer playing better again. 0:36:26.560 --> 0:36:29.240 I like it. And Florida's defense is... You love John Mateer. 0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:30.640 I do like John Mateer. 0:36:30.660 --> 0:36:32.140 I think Mateer would be great on a different team. 0:36:32.260 --> 0:36:32.500 I do. 0:36:32.580 --> 0:36:34.160 We said Oregon for a long time. 0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:35.700 Mateer was on Oregon, I'm telling you. 0:36:36.070 --> 0:36:38.430 If Mateer was on Oregon and not Ryola, they would 0:36:38.870 --> 0:36:39.790 not have the issues they have. 0:36:39.810 --> 0:36:41.390 No, dude, I think Mateer would be great in a 0:36:41.390 --> 0:36:41.730 different offense. 0:36:42.150 --> 0:36:45.049 Florida's defense is pretty bad, allowing over 28 points per game. 0:36:45.070 --> 0:36:46.950 Unless they play Texas. That's true. 0:36:47.590 --> 0:36:50.840 And then I'm also with Dylan. Nebraska minus 4.5 versus Illinois. 0:36:51.300 --> 0:36:54.160 Nebraska has trailed for a total of 8 minutes and 0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:56.739 41 seconds and has led for over 116 in its 0:36:56.780 --> 0:37:00.180 three-game losing streak. So they're losing at the whistle. They 0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:00.800 should be winning. 0:37:00.900 --> 0:37:01.460 Should have beat Indiana. 0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:04.040 I think they close it out. Illinois is not that good. 0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.240 That's it. 0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:15.410 Illinois plus 4.5 against Rayola's old. Alma Mater, Nebraska. Corvallis. 0:37:15.450 --> 0:37:18.020 This is my favorite bet on the board. Corvallis laying 0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:18.319 six and a half. 0:37:18.340 --> 0:37:20.780 Did you think that Dylan Rayola was still on Nebraska? 0:37:21.020 --> 0:37:23.480 No, I said previous. No, Dylan Rayola was a backup 0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:23.859 at Oregon. 0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:27.279 I know, but you kind of. I think you might 0:37:27.300 --> 0:37:28.820 have saved yourself from us speaking. 0:37:29.060 --> 0:37:31.720 I disagree. I love Dylan Rayola. I think he's a character. 0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.620 And he's not the backup. 0:37:32.660 --> 0:37:35.009 He's the starting. He is now since Southgate Moore went down, 0:37:35.030 --> 0:37:37.009 but he was. His old alma mater was. 0:37:37.030 --> 0:37:38.690 All right, I'm going to give it to you. 0:37:38.710 --> 0:37:39.410 Nebraska. 0:37:39.670 --> 0:37:41.069 You thought he was still there. 0:37:41.190 --> 0:37:41.509 I did not. 0:37:41.530 --> 0:37:44.160 You were saying the fighting Rayolas. 0:37:44.260 --> 0:37:44.440 Nope. 0:37:44.580 --> 0:37:45.299 Yeah, you were. Nope. 0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.160 I was going to say the fighting rules, and then 0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:48.340 I changed it to Rayola. 0:37:50.430 --> 0:37:53.009 Matt Rule says that he might not continue coaching if 0:37:53.130 --> 0:37:54.469 fans are going to be mean to his kids. 0:37:54.489 --> 0:37:56.069 Yeah, he might just walk off into the sunset. 0:37:56.200 --> 0:37:58.860 People need to grow up. Attacking kids is crazy. 0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.480 Now, listen, I agree that it's bad to attack kids 0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:02.560 in general. 0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:03.120 Clip that. 0:38:03.580 --> 0:38:07.300 In general. But some kids suck. 0:38:08.060 --> 0:38:08.239 Yeah. 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:12.149 By evidence of my chaperoning at the sixth grade sock hop, 0:38:12.750 --> 0:38:14.910 some kids deserve to be attacked. 0:38:15.130 --> 0:38:16.350 Not because of what your dad did. 0:38:16.370 --> 0:38:19.439 What happened at the sock hop? These kids were fucking assholes, Danny. 0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:20.739 Like, how? 0:38:21.510 --> 0:38:25.070 Well, for one, I was harassed by several sixth grade boys. 0:38:25.390 --> 0:38:26.129 Harassed? 0:38:26.150 --> 0:38:28.390 Harassed. They called him a pussy. They did not call 0:38:28.430 --> 0:38:32.300 me a pussy. That would have been bad. But they 0:38:32.340 --> 0:38:35.040 did call me other names. They threw things at me. 0:38:35.700 --> 0:38:37.900 They tried to distract me from my post that I 0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:41.060 was guarding. One of them came up to me. I 0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:43.580 said this on the previous show. And they asked me 0:38:43.620 --> 0:38:45.580 if I was security, if I was working security tonight, 0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:48.200 how much I was making, and if in my prime 0:38:48.260 --> 0:38:50.980 I was more of a concert security guy. And now 0:38:51.020 --> 0:38:55.240 that I'm older, I'm in the sixth grade sock hop. Yeah, yeah, 0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.580 I fucking declined in my career. I was security for 0:38:57.600 --> 0:38:58.620 the Stones for years. 0:38:58.640 --> 0:38:59.060 Yeah, exactly. 0:38:59.080 --> 0:38:59.700 That's what they were thinking. 0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:01.480 Like, what big bands were you security for? I was like, 0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.920 fuck you, man. And they were like, now you're here, huh? 0:39:04.140 --> 0:39:04.859 I was like, you suck. 0:39:04.900 --> 0:39:06.640 It's not going well. Anybody drinking? 0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:09.620 No, but no. Well, I didn't catch them vaping, but 0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.430 I wouldn't be surprised if there was some vaping going on. 0:39:12.489 --> 0:39:12.930 Yeah. Yeah. 0:39:13.180 --> 0:39:15.600 That was my fear, is the vaping. I would shut 0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:16.239 that down immediately. 0:39:16.260 --> 0:39:18.000 Did your daughter dance with anybody? 0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:20.600 No, absolutely not. No boys. 0:39:21.420 --> 0:39:21.540 Oh. 0:39:21.820 --> 0:39:23.740 No, they girl dance stuff thing. 0:39:23.890 --> 0:39:24.089 Yeah. 0:39:24.250 --> 0:39:25.270 Yeah, no boys, no. 0:39:25.630 --> 0:39:27.069 Why did they pick you in the first place? 0:39:27.090 --> 0:39:30.620 They didn't pick me. I volunteered. And I kept following up. 0:39:30.700 --> 0:39:33.460 I kept following up. They were like, sir, we're okay. 0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:34.739 And I was like, no, I'm showing up. 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:35.090 Yep. 0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:35.770 Pretty much. 0:39:36.290 --> 0:39:37.170 Did you have a uniform? 0:39:37.450 --> 0:39:37.989 No, I did not. 0:39:38.030 --> 0:39:38.190 Oh, okay. 0:39:38.210 --> 0:39:41.739 I'm going to borrow Bad Larry's. They treated me like 0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:43.589 I was in a fucking uniform. Like I was Paul Blart. 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:45.110 I was going to say. They clowned the shit out 0:39:45.150 --> 0:39:47.390 of me, dude. These little kids. Little brats. 0:39:47.430 --> 0:39:48.930 Have your little segue going around. 0:39:48.989 --> 0:39:51.730 Yeah, but also, that would have been way more effective. 0:39:52.050 --> 0:39:54.489 But also, like, you know, you're the head coach in Nebraska. 0:39:55.030 --> 0:39:58.339 And your kids getting abuse or abuse is a strong word. 0:39:58.780 --> 0:40:01.379 Getting made fun of because their dad is who their 0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.300 dad is. You got to remember, like, why your kids, 0:40:04.820 --> 0:40:06.540 they even know who your kids are. You know what 0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.529 I mean? Like, the fan base exists. There's psychos in 0:40:09.550 --> 0:40:12.490 the fan base, and it trickles down to, like, normal people. 0:40:12.930 --> 0:40:16.210 But without the psychos, there is no fucking Cornhusker Nation. 0:40:16.290 --> 0:40:19.610 There's no fan base paying you the millions and millions 0:40:19.650 --> 0:40:21.210 and millions of dollars. You got to take the good 0:40:21.230 --> 0:40:21.820 with the bad, dude. 0:40:21.860 --> 0:40:23.739 Yeah, but you can yell at the coach, but don't 0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:24.600 yell at the kids. 0:40:24.660 --> 0:40:26.580 Yeah, of course, don't yell at the kids. That's awful. 0:40:26.620 --> 0:40:27.859 But then at the end of the day, you look 0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.000 at your paycheck, and you're like, meh, okay. 0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:30.880 It's a tradeoff. 0:40:30.900 --> 0:40:34.319 There's a tradeoff is my point. He ain't fucking working 0:40:34.340 --> 0:40:36.399 at the deli shop at Stop and Shop, dude. He's 0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:37.720 fucking head coach of Nebraska. 0:40:38.300 --> 0:40:40.739 Yeah, yell at him, not his kids who have done that. 0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:42.100 Totally agree. You see how you did. 0:40:42.140 --> 0:40:43.779 Don't tell some 300-pound fucking Nebraskan that. 0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:45.760 If you were the head coach of Nebraska and people 0:40:45.780 --> 0:40:47.770 were harassing your kids, you'd go fucking ape shit. 0:40:47.790 --> 0:40:49.750 Nah, I'd send them to boarding school. Fucking out of here. 0:40:49.770 --> 0:40:50.170 See you later. 0:40:50.190 --> 0:40:52.070 That works too, I guess. Yeah, but you got sensitive 0:40:52.090 --> 0:40:53.609 with these six-year-olds picking on you. 0:40:53.630 --> 0:40:54.530 Well, that's me. 0:40:55.070 --> 0:40:57.190 Oh, okay. These little bastards. 0:40:57.210 --> 0:40:58.350 I mean, I would be pissed if they called me 0:40:58.370 --> 0:41:01.069 a fat loser too, you know? I wasn't even that 0:41:01.110 --> 0:41:05.029 mad about that. It was the career decline part. I 0:41:05.030 --> 0:41:07.490 was like, fuck you, man. I'm still in my prime, goddammit. 0:41:07.650 --> 0:41:08.090 Hey, Mr. 0:41:08.110 --> 0:41:10.650 Security Guard, it looks like you've fallen on hard times. 0:41:10.710 --> 0:41:12.450 That part, I was like, fuck you, man. 0:41:12.570 --> 0:41:13.330 How much you making? 0:41:13.430 --> 0:41:14.490 How much you making? 0:41:14.590 --> 0:41:15.180 It's so good. 0:41:15.219 --> 0:41:16.980 What was it like? What was it like, security guard? 0:41:17.020 --> 0:41:18.839 You know that kid's a little shithead. Oh, you know 0:41:18.860 --> 0:41:19.920 he's going to be the next. Just the fact that 0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:20.279 he even thought. 0:41:20.300 --> 0:41:22.239 He's the next fucking banker at Wall Street, too. That's 0:41:22.260 --> 0:41:22.660 the fucking. 0:41:22.940 --> 0:41:24.320 Does he wear a vest already? 0:41:24.500 --> 0:41:25.740 Already in a vest. Okay. 0:41:25.780 --> 0:41:26.339 What else you got? 0:41:26.940 --> 0:41:28.540 I got Corvallis laying six and a half. And then 0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:31.160 I got the Jayhawks laying three against my Golden Knights. 0:41:32.340 --> 0:41:32.640 UCF? 0:41:32.890 --> 0:41:33.049 Yeah. 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:33.450 Okay. 0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:34.009 Orlando. 0:41:34.050 --> 0:41:35.649 Do I try the UCF thing one more time? 0:41:36.260 --> 0:41:37.440 We're not both on Kansas, are we? 0:41:37.540 --> 0:41:39.509 No, no, no, but I was thinking about taking UCF. 0:41:39.670 --> 0:41:41.230 That's a long travel day from Orlando. 0:41:41.390 --> 0:41:42.650 All right, NFL? 0:41:44.510 --> 0:41:44.810 Oh, yeah. 0:41:45.430 --> 0:41:48.830 Sorry to talk about Dylan. Saints laying three against the Brownies. 0:41:49.510 --> 0:41:52.070 Bears laying six and a half against my Bucs. I 0:41:52.140 --> 0:41:53.960 love it. Need it. 0:41:54.180 --> 0:41:54.859 Six and a half now? 0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:56.540 That's where I headed at last night. 0:41:56.780 --> 0:41:57.000 Nice. 0:41:57.340 --> 0:41:57.920 That's what it was last night. 0:41:57.940 --> 0:41:58.879 I'm going to add mine to six and a half, 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.620 not six. Perfect. Yeah, just change stuff, right? All right, 0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:08.290 do we have... why is jacksonville 10 aren't your line 0:42:08.290 --> 0:42:10.779 10 and a half right i mean i think it 0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.760 was 10 it's 10 even yeah yeah don't you normally 0:42:13.820 --> 0:42:15.460 have a bet that has a hook in it. 0:42:15.880 --> 0:42:19.100 No not always i don't totally know what the rationale 0:42:19.219 --> 0:42:21.540 is but that would be interesting to see. 0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:24.800 Why how many hooks we bet no why why. 0:42:24.660 --> 0:42:26.069 Do they make it 10 and 10 and a half 0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:28.130 like what affects the hook. 0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:30.480 You know, it used to be they want to play 0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:32.680 both sides evenly, right? Like, they just want the juice. 0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:35.020 And skip, take pushing out of the equation. 0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:38.620 But that's a long time gone. Like, now they're picking sides. 0:42:38.660 --> 0:42:41.060 Well, Dylan and I have a theory that they give 0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:43.230 you the hook because they want you to take the 0:42:43.270 --> 0:42:45.520 team with the hook and bait you into it. 0:42:45.850 --> 0:42:46.290 Well, yeah. 0:42:46.370 --> 0:42:47.969 It's like when you see a seven and a half line, 0:42:47.989 --> 0:42:50.049 you're like, ooh, I get a touchdown in the hook. 0:42:50.890 --> 0:42:52.620 And then they get the fucking brakes blown off. 0:42:52.630 --> 0:42:54.969 Yeah, but when they move it, I guess, is the question. Like, 0:42:55.010 --> 0:42:56.940 we should have asked John. Murray is fucking cool. You 0:42:56.960 --> 0:43:01.290 can text him. I don't know if we're on a 0:43:01.650 --> 0:43:06.330 friendly first name basis. He texted Ray. I think we're 0:43:06.350 --> 0:43:08.750 friends now. Friends? 0:43:08.890 --> 0:43:13.860 Friends of the show. He's the head of Caesar's Sportsbook. Yeah, 0:43:13.900 --> 0:43:18.620 we should let people know. We got the parlay. Anytime 0:43:18.660 --> 0:43:19.280 TD's scoring. 0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.480 Yes, I have Malik Willis against my Lions. Lions can't 0:43:22.520 --> 0:43:23.490 stop running quarterbacks. 0:43:23.510 --> 0:43:25.460 He's going to score. Plus 205. 0:43:25.460 --> 0:43:26.420 Oh, okay. Fair. 0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:27.220 Shay? 0:43:27.820 --> 0:43:29.580 I have the defensive special team. 0:43:29.620 --> 0:43:30.700 Jesus Christ. What? 0:43:30.780 --> 0:43:31.700 This is going to fucking hit. 0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:33.410 Mm-hmm. 0:43:33.489 --> 0:43:35.430 The Houston Texans. All right. 0:43:35.790 --> 0:43:38.870 I have Bo Nix. The quarterback's way worse than mine. 0:43:39.210 --> 0:43:41.259 I don't think so. Well, Shay's playing the Chargers, so 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:42.839 Herbert's going to give them. 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.990 A pick six. I'm fading my own- Prediction. 0:43:46.070 --> 0:43:47.489 Well, I think the Broncos are going to beat the 0:43:47.550 --> 0:43:49.850 piss out of the Panthers. You think Bo Nix almost 0:43:49.890 --> 0:43:50.629 ran one in last week. 0:43:50.650 --> 0:43:50.870 I know. 0:43:50.890 --> 0:43:52.230 He likes to do that. It's not like he doesn't 0:43:52.270 --> 0:43:52.509 do that. 0:43:52.590 --> 0:43:52.850 It's fair. 0:43:52.930 --> 0:43:54.989 It's fair. All right. Who's spinning the roulette wheel? I 0:43:54.989 --> 0:43:56.880 feel like that me. Dylan won the most units, so 0:43:56.920 --> 0:43:58.660 he gets to spin the wheel. 0:43:59.000 --> 0:43:59.259 All right. 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:00.860 All right. Okay. 0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:01.620 Here we go. 0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:02.460 Geez. 0:44:02.900 --> 0:44:03.700 By the way. 0:44:03.940 --> 0:44:04.120 What? 0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:05.239 When y'all do the show in here. 0:44:05.620 --> 0:44:05.819 Yeah. 0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:07.660 The only thing I could think of. Wait, Dylan. 0:44:07.680 --> 0:44:08.430 You got to pick a number. 0:44:08.450 --> 0:44:09.029 Sports Emmy. 0:44:09.930 --> 0:44:13.590 That's fucking it. I'm not kidding, Danny. It was magical. 0:44:13.630 --> 0:44:16.529 I'm going black 31. It was electric. The two of 0:44:16.570 --> 0:44:19.190 them shared a fucking mic. Come on, dude. That was 0:44:19.250 --> 0:44:20.129 good TV. 0:44:20.469 --> 0:44:21.800 It was Danny. 0:44:21.890 --> 0:44:22.549 Nerve-wracking. 0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:23.339 It was amazing. 0:44:23.540 --> 0:44:25.220 Come on, 31. Sports Emmy. 0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:25.890 Black 31. 0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:27.500 Black 31? Black 31, yeah. 0:44:27.540 --> 0:44:28.440 Black Dahlia. Side bet, 18. 0:44:28.420 --> 0:44:28.900 Mike Piazza. 0:44:28.900 --> 0:44:28.989 19. 18. 0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:29.299 Zero. 20 bucks. 0:44:29.300 --> 0:44:29.500 18. 0:44:29.500 --> 0:44:29.800 Ah! 0:44:29.820 --> 0:44:32.719 Black 10. Black 10. 0:44:39.090 --> 0:44:40.310 Was that in the end, nowhere near? 0:44:40.530 --> 0:44:43.950 Wait, why did you make it seem like you weren't 0:44:43.969 --> 0:44:44.830 even close? 0:44:44.870 --> 0:44:45.150 I bet. 0:44:45.170 --> 0:44:46.629 I saw black. I fucking freaked out. 0:44:48.010 --> 0:44:48.870 You're used to seeing red. 0:44:49.530 --> 0:44:49.690 Yeah. 0:44:50.390 --> 0:44:54.640 All right, so whatever it is, probably $ 600 now lives 0:44:54.739 --> 0:44:55.410 on another week. 0:44:55.469 --> 0:44:55.569 Yeah. 0:44:56.170 --> 0:44:57.489 We could invest in pork futures today. 0:44:57.510 --> 0:44:59.270 Yeah, pork futures and short and all. 0:44:59.410 --> 0:45:00.109 Short and all. 0:45:00.370 --> 0:45:00.969 Short and all. 0:45:01.330 --> 0:45:01.469 Ah! 0:45:01.650 --> 0:45:03.710 Do the Cowboys have a primetime game coming up? 0:45:03.730 --> 0:45:05.149 I hope not. It's against the goddamn Colts. 0:45:05.250 --> 0:45:07.390 I believe they're done with primetime games. 0:45:07.430 --> 0:45:07.700 Really? 0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:10.239 For the year? It doesn't seem right, but I'll double check. No, 0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:12.080 if we're going to have a viewing party, I wish 0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:12.359 I was. 0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:14.860 I should be more fluid in this. 0:45:14.980 --> 0:45:16.520 I would say we could do a Ravens game, but 0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:18.520 I have no fucking interest in watching that anymore. 0:45:18.580 --> 0:45:22.540 Nobody cares about people watching the Ravens. We could watch 0:45:22.620 --> 0:45:27.170 any game. We could pick a... No, but people care 0:45:27.210 --> 0:45:30.529 that Shea's in pain. Yeah. He can still be in pain. 0:45:30.570 --> 0:45:32.330 It's the Cowboys. It's so fucked up. We'll have him 0:45:32.350 --> 0:45:34.830 place an irrationally large bet on another game, and we'll 0:45:34.850 --> 0:45:38.030 watch him. Yes, Ray. So they actually have two more left. 0:45:38.050 --> 0:45:38.450 Of course. 0:45:38.930 --> 0:45:42.250 Why wouldn't they? This is so fucking dumb. These are 0:45:42.290 --> 0:45:45.030 some tough games for you. They play the Seahawks in Seattle. 0:45:45.190 --> 0:45:45.629 Oh, my God. 0:45:45.730 --> 0:45:48.960 Sunday night, I believe. Oh, my God. December 7th, and 0:45:48.980 --> 0:45:49.960 then they play the Jags. 0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:50.550 December 7th? 0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:51.899 December 27th. 0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:53.620 Oh, they say December 7th, though. 0:45:54.219 --> 0:45:57.360 Well, December 7th is the Seahawks game. What, Pearl Harbor? 0:45:57.520 --> 0:46:00.000 Yes, exactly. Wow, it's going to be a tragic day 0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:01.140 for me because I'm. 0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:04.960 Such a patriot. You are. A day that will live 0:46:05.000 --> 0:46:08.910 in infamy. That's not a good fucking sign. Yeah, it's 0:46:08.950 --> 0:46:11.770 a bad omen. The Cowboys are playing on Pearl Harbor Day. 0:46:11.790 --> 0:46:13.969 This is fucking horrible. Every day for the Cowboys is 0:46:14.010 --> 0:46:14.649 fucking horrible. 0:46:14.690 --> 0:46:14.830 No shit. 0:46:14.870 --> 0:46:18.920 This is horrible news. It is pretty alarming that the 0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:20.640 spread on the Colts game is five and a half. 0:46:20.739 --> 0:46:22.560 It was six and a half. We got that down. 0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:23.580 They should be way. 0:46:23.620 --> 0:46:25.259 People are hammering the Colts, dude. 0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:27.779 And the Colts are not supposed to win anything. Well, 0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:29.500 I guess actually, no, they don't have a first round pick. 0:46:29.540 --> 0:46:32.620 What's the other problem that I'm getting? December 7th. 0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:36.189 And then the Jags December 27th at home. Damn, fuck 0:46:36.230 --> 0:46:40.029 that shit. That'll do it for another rousing rendition of 0:46:40.070 --> 0:46:44.310 Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble for Big Day Ray, Dylan, Shea, 0:46:44.330 --> 0:46:48.170 and yours truly. And all the important people behind the 0:46:48.230 --> 0:46:52.489 scenes that make this possible. Rob owes us $ 10. Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah, 0:46:52.770 --> 0:46:56.650 Rob does. Rob's job is to go through and bleep 0:46:56.790 --> 0:46:58.090 out or edit out things. 0:46:59.140 --> 0:46:59.880 Not a lot of bleeping. 0:46:59.920 --> 0:47:00.779 I think we were good today. 0:47:00.940 --> 0:47:02.080 I've been pretty good about cussing. 0:47:02.520 --> 0:47:05.040 Well, yeah, after we told you that your totals were 0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:05.960 over 100. 0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:07.360 Fair, but the point remains. 0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:07.810 You're short on oil. 0:47:07.820 --> 0:47:09.500 I've been pretty good about cussing. I'm a short on oil, 0:47:09.780 --> 0:47:10.879 long on futures and pork. 0:47:11.590 --> 0:47:11.720 Yep. 0:47:12.340 --> 0:47:13.500 And natural gas. 0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:15.940 Natural gas. That's a clean energy. 0:47:16.140 --> 0:47:16.430 Burn it. 0:47:16.489 --> 0:47:18.969 How about we take a break here for a couple 0:47:19.010 --> 0:47:21.569 of days? Just a couple. Until Monday. Did you have 0:47:21.610 --> 0:47:23.069 snot coming out of your nose? Yeah, I did. 0:47:23.130 --> 0:47:23.469 You did. 0:47:23.510 --> 0:47:23.710 Sorry. 0:47:23.750 --> 0:47:25.750 And then you're touching all the equipment. That's a fine. 0:47:25.770 --> 0:47:27.230 Touch anything. I didn't touch anything. 0:47:27.270 --> 0:47:27.770 Yeah, you did. 0:47:27.790 --> 0:47:29.330 You just touched the mic. I'm right here. 0:47:29.390 --> 0:47:31.910 I didn't touch it. I will. I'll fucking do it. 0:47:32.010 --> 0:47:36.270 I swear to God, I'll do it. Touch the... Spin it, baby. 0:47:36.290 --> 0:47:39.469 Spin it. All right. You guys will be back on 0:47:39.530 --> 0:47:42.969 Monday to recap all your bets. Thanks for joining us 0:47:43.750 --> 0:47:44.680 and have a good weekend.