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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: come out with your hands up, and I want to

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Speaker 1: see those sandwiches in the sky. Hello, I said, come

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Speaker 1: out right now. Let me see those hands, and one

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Speaker 1: of them better be holding some ice cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: Do I logan? That's your name right?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Well, my name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery

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Speaker 1: store security.

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Speaker 2: Guy, grocery. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Didn't think I find you? Huh? I didn't think i'd

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Speaker 1: find you, did you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is there a particular reason.

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Speaker 1: I've been a grocery store detective for twenty years. This

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Speaker 1: isn't my first rodeo. Come out now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, let me take you back to the

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Speaker 1: scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You

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Speaker 1: were at grocery. Is that correct?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was, and you went through the self checkout out,

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Speaker 1: didn't you?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I usually do. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to come clean now?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I really don't understand.

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Speaker 1: All some ice cream sandwiches a whole box full. I

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Speaker 1: poured through all the footage that day and I saw

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Speaker 1: you sneak that in your bag without scanning it. Bring

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Speaker 1: it outside right now, hands in the air. I want

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Speaker 1: to see those sandwiches in the sky.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious? This is do?

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Speaker 1: I sound like I'm not serious?

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Speaker 2: Well, look, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I accidentally missed one of the items.

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Speaker 1: I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice

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Speaker 1: cream sandwiches on that day?

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Speaker 3: Logan, Okay, Look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning

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Speaker 3: one of the ice cream sandwiches, but I didn't think

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Speaker 3: it was going to be this big deal that you

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Speaker 3: guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly

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Speaker 3: loser security.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do every single night. I go through

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Speaker 1: all the footage from self check out with a fine

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Speaker 1: tooth comb.

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Speaker 2: And I see clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'll be happy to go and pay for the ice

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Speaker 3: cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: I It's not something that I have a habit of doing.

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Speaker 2: But look, come.

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Speaker 1: Out with your hands up right now. Ice cream sandwiches

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Speaker 1: in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.

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Speaker 2: The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the

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Speaker 2: ice cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Come out now, Hands up?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Hands up?

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Speaker 1: Do you what do you mean? I'm outside of your

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Speaker 1: house right now, parked out front of.

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Speaker 4: Mine right Why are you outside of my house? Because

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Speaker 4: I mean you are not a police officer. No, you

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Speaker 4: cannot be outside of my home. I am not coming outside.

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Speaker 1: No Pete Eagin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm

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Speaker 1: taking you downtown.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not have

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Speaker 4: that kind of authority. You are not police, all right.

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Speaker 1: You asked for it. We're coming in. Get the battering

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Speaker 1: ram ready, boys.

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Speaker 4: No, do not come into spot here. You actually have

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Speaker 4: a battering ram. Okay, you are not welcome to the house.

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Speaker 4: If you come into my house, I will be calling them.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna break down that door and pull you out

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Speaker 1: of there and take you down so quick your head

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Speaker 1: will spin around all the way.

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Speaker 4: I will be calling the police if you come anywhere

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Speaker 4: near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest

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Speaker 4: me because I will be kicking yours.

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Speaker 2: All right. Look, I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches.

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Speaker 2: I'll take care of it. But do not come near

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Speaker 2: my home. I will you up all right.

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Speaker 1: Then I'll let you know that this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone rank on you,

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Speaker 1: and your wife set you up so that doesn't happen.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your wife wanted to say, you know,

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Speaker 1: for a prank because she said you accidentally didn't scan

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Speaker 1: some ice cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean it definitely, yeah, it just definitely

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Speaker 4: sounded like a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But really, I really thought for a

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Speaker 2: second that this guy was out that in my house

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.