1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna 4 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: get back to all the other questions here in a 5 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: few in case you're just now joining us, we're discussing 6 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: cultural pendulums and why in our country it hasn't worked 7 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: like a pendulum it only goes left. It's worked like 8 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: a ratchet. It'll go far to the left. Anytime there's 9 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: a cultural movement to the left, every single democrat, top 10 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: to bottom will jump on and yank it left. Anytime 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: there's any kind of a significant pushback dragging things back 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: to the right, half the right will be trying to 13 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: pull it to the right. The other half what I 14 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: like to call the hall monitor right. They will step in. WHOA, 15 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: not like that. WHOA, it's too far? WHOA hold on? WHOA? Here, 16 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a couple examples of what 17 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: I was talking about. You remember the Hamas protests on 18 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,479 Speaker 1: college campus. They got really really really really really big 19 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: there for a while. They since died off now, but 20 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:26,479 Speaker 1: they got really big. Do you happen to remember that 21 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: one campus it's fine if you don't, it's not going 22 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: to matter. But they were attacking the American flag. They 23 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: were tearing down American flags and putting up Palestine flags 24 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 1: and things like that. And there was a group of 25 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: frat bros. This was in North Carolina, I believe, I 26 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: remember right. There was a group of frat bros. Just 27 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: a bunch of young dudes got together and said, no, 28 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: you cannot touch the flag. And they held the flag 29 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: up off the ground and no, you stay away. There 30 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: was an incident there that when I'm in a paraphrase 31 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: of some of it, but for the most part, this 32 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: is how it went. One of the communist activists, there 33 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: was this young, huge black woman that I'm bringing up 34 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: that's going to come into part for our story here. 35 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: So that's why I brought that up. As a young 36 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: black woman. She was one of the comedies. She was gigantic, 37 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: absolutely gigantic. Okay, So she of course runs right up, 38 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: well never mind, she waddles right up to this group 39 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: of dudes, and of course she's screaming at them, flipping 40 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 1: them the bird. There's the standard, you know, the communist 41 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: protest garbage. One of the dudes starts making like gorilla 42 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: sounds towards this woman. Understandably, some people looked at that 43 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: and thought, is that racist? Is that? Is that? Are 44 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: you equate? Is it because she's black? Are you calling 45 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 1: her a monkey? And remember there's a lot of racist 46 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: examples of that in the country, So that's one of 47 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: those things that would create obvious angst and anger and people. 48 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: I hope that's not what he's doing. One. I don't 49 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: know the kid, and I don't know what he was doing. 50 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: I took it as just that she's huge. That's how 51 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: I took it, But who knows. Maybe it did, maybe 52 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: he did meet it or in a horrible racist way. 53 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Now I'm not asking you, and would never ask you 54 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: to defend an action like that, and I wouldn't either. 55 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 1: But as soon as that video came out, you saw 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: a person after person after person after person immediately jump 57 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: on that kid and said, no, not like this, We 58 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: can't do it like this. That's the wrong way. You 59 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: shouldn't do it. 60 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 2: No. 61 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: And maybe you're sitting there right now, and I understand 62 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: this and saying, yeah, we should speak out against that. 63 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: We can't have that happen. I understand what you're saying, 64 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: but what I'm saying is, when a movement is pulling 65 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: back to the right, everyone who participated participates in it. 66 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: They ain't gonna be saying every action they take isn't 67 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: gonna be good. Some actions are gonna be horrible, some 68 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: will be great, some will be horrible, some will be despicable, 69 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: some will be things you love, some will be things 70 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 1: you really kind of make you feel icky. However, if 71 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: you dedicate yourself to hall monitoring the swing back to 72 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: the right, the overall effect of it is it never 73 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: goes back to the right. Think of it this way. 74 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: Think of it this way. Think of it as a 75 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: tug of war. That'll be the best way to put 76 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,599 Speaker 1: you know what tug of war is. So all the 77 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: communists are on the other side, and they're all pulling left. 78 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: All of them are pulling left as hard as they 79 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: possibly can. We have just as many people on our side. 80 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: We're pulling back right as hard as we possibly can. 81 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: What if you're sitting there and you're on the rope 82 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: and you're pulling right, and you notice the guy in 83 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: front of you. He has some sort of mechanical device 84 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: he smuggled in. He attaches it to the rope. He's 85 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: cheating and it's giving him extra pool. You can ignore 86 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: this and try to win, or you can stop step aside. 87 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: Look at Marty. Marty's cheating. We can't win this way. 88 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: This isn't the right way, and get three or four 89 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: more people. I won't be part of this. This is cheating. 90 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: That's not who we are. Well, okay, maybe you do 91 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: the right thing there, maybe you didn't, but you're definitely 92 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 1: gonna lose the tug of war. If if you are 93 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: dedicated to hall monitoring the right, you're gonna lose the 94 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: tug a war. That is why it's not a pendulum. 95 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 1: We have not been able to shake this hall monitor 96 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: syndrome on the right. We simply don't. You know, there 97 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: are a lot of people on the right. Actually, I'm 98 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: thinking of someone right now. I'm not gonna name them, 99 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: but there's this dude i'm thinking of on the right. 100 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: He's kind of an independentjournalist type and he viciously attacks 101 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: anyone on the left, and oftentimes in kind of gross ways, 102 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: in kind of personal ways. Hey, I discovered this guy 103 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: cheated on his taxes twelve years ago and I'm exposing 104 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 1: it online. You name the dirt. He will dig it up, 105 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: he will expose it. Now, I don't do that. I 106 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: don't like that. It's not who I am not getting 107 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: involved in that. In fact, this guy, I'll be honest 108 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:35,039 Speaker 1: with you, I think he's awful. I would never have 109 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: a beer with him. He's never going to be on 110 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: my team. I'm never going to have him on the show. 111 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: It's nothing I would ever promote. Ever, I think this 112 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: human being is awful in every way. However, he's pulling 113 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: the pendulum to the right. You need people who aren't 114 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: saints to win cultural moved movements. The Communists have always 115 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: understood this, very very very well. Why do you think 116 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: they're so accommodating to the nutball, violent freak animals who 117 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: occupy the Democrat base and show up at these events. 118 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: Why do you think Democrats are so afraid of offending them. 119 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: Antifa is a terrorist organization who has murdered multiple people, assaults, vandalism. 120 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: Joe Biden was asked in a debate against Donald Trump 121 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: about Antifa. Joe Biden practically denied their very existence. Remember 122 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 1: what he said, Oh, Antifa is just an idea. Now, 123 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: if that was the right, that would have been a 124 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: perfect opportunity too. Of course, Hall monitor the well, I'm 125 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: really not comfortable with this group and these acts of violence, 126 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: and I've just got comfortable and i just don't like it, 127 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: and that's the who we are. He would never dream 128 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: of doing that because he understands if you're a filthy 129 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: communist revolutionary, you need animals like Antifa to hurt people 130 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: you want hurt, Murder people you want murdered, intimidate people 131 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: you want intimidated. They know icky people are necessary. I've 132 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: told you the story before. One of the greatest marines 133 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: I ever served with in my life. If I was 134 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: going back to combat tomorrow, which no one's gonna send 135 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: old fat Jesse back to combat. But if I was 136 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: going back to combat tomorrow and you told me I 137 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: had one human being I could take back into combat 138 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: with me. 139 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,720 Speaker 3: It wouldn't even be a debate who I took. It 140 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 3: would be no there would be no debate at all. 141 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 3: Oh that guy, he's coming with me. He was a 142 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 3: beast in battle. All he wanted to do was kill 143 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 3: the enemy. That's all you wanted to do, not an 144 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 3: ounce of fear, not anything. You put that guy in 145 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 3: war he was in he loved it. He was a 146 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 3: terrible human being. You couldn't go out with him without 147 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:12,600 Speaker 3: getting arrested, fighting people, disaster he was in almost every 148 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,320 Speaker 3: other part of his life. He was a terrible human being. 149 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 3: Oh man, do I thank god every day he was 150 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 3: in my platoon in More. You need people, you need 151 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 3: people who are icky sometimes, and we've never gotten comfortable 152 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 3: with that on the right. And I am not saying 153 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 3: we need to do the things they do on the left, 154 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 3: with the looting and the murder and the violence and 155 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 3: the illegal things. 156 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:44,240 Speaker 1: I'm really not saying that at all. But so many 157 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:49,480 Speaker 1: people on the right have dedicated themselves to policing the 158 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:54,599 Speaker 1: right instead of going after the left or pulling the 159 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: right further right, instead of doing any of those things, 160 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: they want to make sure everything's on the right way. 161 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. This makes 162 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: me uncomfortable. Now we have to do it the right way. Well, okay, 163 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: we can't ever pull the culture back right then, that's 164 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: how we're gonna do it, all right, all right, that's 165 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: enough of that. Someone wants to know, Oracle, do you 166 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: think Donald Trump has changed since the attempt on his life. 167 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 1: Let's talk about that before we do. Oh, when someone 168 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,559 Speaker 1: wants to know who do I want to sponsor me 169 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 1: with besides Red Lobster, I'll tell you before I do that. 170 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: I'll do this. Let's talk about pure Talk. Pure Talk is. 171 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: I'm very, very grateful for pure Talk, and not just 172 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: because I save a fortune. We had T Mobile, my 173 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,959 Speaker 1: whole family, all four of us. I'm not proud of it. 174 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: I've paid for plenty of communism myself. Obviously, all four 175 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: of us had T Mobile before we discovered peer talk 176 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,480 Speaker 1: pure Talk. I pay less, but I pay a company 177 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: who promotes my values. They don't just share them, and 178 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: they don't just share them quietly. They're out there promoting 179 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:09,680 Speaker 1: the values of America veterans, bringing veterans back into the world. 180 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: They believe in hiring Americans. No one hires Americans anymore. 181 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 1: You get a hold of someone on the phone customer service, 182 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: they never speak a word of English anymore. They certainly 183 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 1: can't understand it. Get a hold of pure Talk. Enjoy 184 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: speaking to a pleasant American who's just there to help. 185 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,080 Speaker 1: It takes ten minutes to switch your cell phone service. 186 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 1: You don't have to switch your phone. You don't have 187 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: to switch your phone number. Dial pound two five zero 188 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 1: and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. 189 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: Now's the time switch to Puretalk. We'll be back. 190 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 3: I've got on any mooly sidn't. 191 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 1: Mean, says Jesse Kelly. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. 192 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. What a great song choice, Chris. 193 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,720 Speaker 1: It's just getting us all fired up for the weekend. Baby, 194 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 1: That's what Howard Dean thinks about all that. Now, let's 195 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: get these ask doctor Jesse questions because there's so many 196 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 1: good ones and I'm running out of time. So, Oracle, 197 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: do you think Trump has changed since the attenth on 198 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:21,080 Speaker 1: his life? Yes, Now, I don't know specifically how he's changed, 199 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,600 Speaker 1: but I'll tell you something I'm impressed by. I'm seriously 200 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 1: impressed that he's still doing rallies. My mom just went 201 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,480 Speaker 1: to one in Montana. He's out there doing rallies all 202 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: the time. So picture this. You go to a rally 203 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: and you almost get your head blown off, you get 204 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: shot in the ear. If you get up at the 205 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: next rally, tell me you're not looking around, tell me 206 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,079 Speaker 1: you're not nervous, tell me you're not gonna be a 207 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: little bit apprehensive about the next bullet coming your way. 208 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: And he's still they're doing rallies. But I'm sure it 209 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 1: affected him. I have no doubt about it. You come 210 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: within two inches of dying. It affects you in what way, 211 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm sure it is. Dear future 212 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:18,960 Speaker 1: King of All Media, to your devoted listeners, Let's have 213 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,240 Speaker 1: some fun. Is more than just to catch phrase. It's 214 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,800 Speaker 1: really the heart beat of your show. And while you 215 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: and your audience have a blast for three hours, it's 216 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: interesting to think about how syndicated radio is still big business. Yeah, 217 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 1: of course it is. So I find it refreshing to 218 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: see your sincere and personal support for great sponsors like 219 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: Chalk and Preborn, and that a world famous radio host 220 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 1: can practice what he preaches. Pause. That's an insistence on 221 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,359 Speaker 1: our part on the show. That is something we have demanded. 222 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: If I don't like it, I don't believe in it, 223 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,440 Speaker 1: I don't use it, then I don't tell you about it. 224 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: And we have been so blessed. I cannot believe how 225 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 1: blessed we are that we get to choose our own 226 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:02,559 Speaker 1: advertisers and dump them if they anger us or do 227 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,319 Speaker 1: something wrong. I'm not gonna name any specifics. I wouldn't 228 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,320 Speaker 1: do that. We had an advertiser and I got a 229 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: couple of emails from people and they said, hey, this 230 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: advertiser did us wrong. Dug into it looked valid. Boom gone, 231 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: You're fired. You're gone. I We've had advertisers to just 232 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 1: make me mad for you're fired. There's a line to 233 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,120 Speaker 1: get into the show. You don't like it, go pound sand. 234 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: We're really really blessed by the show's success and the 235 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: ones we have mean so much to us. So yeah, 236 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: and i'd like that you I'd like that. You know that, 237 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: And yeah, the companies like this, they mean a lot 238 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 1: to me. Anyway, without necessarily naming brand names, are there 239 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 1: any products or services that have prompted you to say, man, 240 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: I wish that company would advertise on the show. Perhaps 241 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: your favorite Freu Freu body wash, Hey you guys, or 242 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: maybe a company that makes gloves for men with small hands? 243 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 1: All right, all right, who do I wish would advertise 244 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 1: for the show. Well, you should know that the red 245 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: lobster thing is not a bit. That's not a radio bit. 246 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: If you ever run into Jewish producer Chris, you can 247 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: ask him. I love Red Lobster. When I was a kid, 248 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 1: we didn't go out to eat a lot, and when 249 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 1: we did, if that was an option, that was mecca 250 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: for me. I wanted to go to Red Lobster. And 251 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,080 Speaker 1: I was an adult. I love going to Red Lobster. 252 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 1: I think it's delicious. I enjoy it. It's just I 253 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: love Red Lobster. That would be one I would do. 254 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: I guess I would have to check into their business 255 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: practices a little bit first, but I love Red Lobster. 256 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: You know what, here's a brilliant one. I'll tell you 257 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 1: what you want, an embarrassing one, but I'll give it 258 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: to you. About to give them a free ad? Right here? 259 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: About to give them a free ad? You ready for it? 260 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: So someone said something people online. They were saying something 261 00:15:55,880 --> 00:16:00,240 Speaker 1: about mouth tape at night. How you tape your mouth? Okay, 262 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 1: you tape your mouth, Chris. This is a thing that 263 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: makes let me explain, Chris is very confused. You want 264 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: to breathe for health reasons. You really want to breathe 265 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: through your nose, in through your nose, out through your mouth. 266 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: That's really how your body processes things best. You have 267 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: nose hairs and things like that to filter out things. Look, 268 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be your health coach, but in 269 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: general we all know that in general, you want to 270 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 1: breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth. 271 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: That is what's healthiest for you. Okay with me. So 272 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: there is now a new thing out there where they'll 273 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 1: people will tape put a piece of tape over their 274 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: mouths at night. It's special mouth tape. Please, I'm not 275 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 1: asking you to do this special mouth tape to prevent 276 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: you from mouth breathing at night, to make your nose breathe. 277 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: And they will oftentimes do this in conjunction with a 278 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 1: tape strip that you put on your nose, like it 279 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: goes over your nostril and it kind of it expands 280 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: with not kind of it expands your nostrils. So you 281 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: breathe easier at night if you and so you put 282 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: on mouth tape, you put that on. Someone said something 283 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: about mouth tape, and I was making an inappropriate joke online. 284 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,280 Speaker 1: I said, oh, wow, has anyone know if I can 285 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: find this on sale? Looking for something nice to get 286 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 1: my wife for the mouth tape because I was doing 287 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: like a man when we talk too much. I was 288 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,880 Speaker 1: just doing a joke. So this company what a marketing thing. 289 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: This company called hostage tape. It's the name of the company. No, 290 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: I kid Chris, I kid you not. They exist. Hostage tape. 291 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 1: They apparently got a hold of this and they realized, 292 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: you know, I have a show and whatnot, it's not 293 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 1: about this for brilliant marketing. They tracked down my address, 294 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: which is kind of creepy, and they sent me mouth 295 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:47,919 Speaker 1: tape and the nose strip tapes. It's this company hostage Tape. Okay, 296 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,640 Speaker 1: I haven't used the mouth tape and I really won't. 297 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: That's something I'm not gonna do. I'm officially a customer 298 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: for the nose things because you know, your allergies can 299 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: get bad in these things when you put on at night. 300 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,919 Speaker 1: Even if you have a stuff. He knows, it's like 301 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: oxygen is piped into your brain. It's amazing. How about 302 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,120 Speaker 1: that for a free ad? You're welcome, hostage Tape. How 303 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: do you have a promo code? Hey, hostage Tape, send 304 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: me another free batch. You're welcome. But it's true, that's one. 305 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 1: This stuff's amazing now what we're saying, Chris, Yes, it 306 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:26,160 Speaker 1: helps with storing. Yes, yeah, I know people, dudes wake 307 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: themselves up. I've done it before too. If I don't 308 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,360 Speaker 1: put it on the white I'm now forty three after 309 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 1: wear hostage taped to bed. The wife will sat where's 310 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,879 Speaker 1: your nose tape thing? It's that great? There you go? 311 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 1: How about that? All right? We have more hang on. 312 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,600 Speaker 1: I've got on animoies. I don't mean yes, yes. 313 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 2: He Kelly. 314 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. We are gonna 315 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,080 Speaker 1: miss Hunter Byen, aren't we, Chris. That is a good point. 316 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,919 Speaker 1: That song goes out to Hunter. It is the Jesse 317 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. 318 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 4: Remember if you miss any part of the show, you 319 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,199 Speaker 4: can download on an eye are at Spotify iTunes. All right, 320 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 4: I'm gonna hit this one thing from today before I 321 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 4: get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. So Democrats 322 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 4: came out today and this is a headline from Politico 323 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 4: why dem lawmakers are giving a Harris on policy proposals. 324 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 1: And what they essentially are saying. If you dig into 325 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 1: the article, I'm not going to do it. They're saying 326 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,479 Speaker 1: to themselves, well, we'll figure out the policy after we 327 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: win the election. I'm going to remind you of this. 328 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: Always keep in mind. The communists will demand you define things. 329 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: You have to be specific. He will demand it. He 330 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 1: will probe you, asking questions even though he doesn't care 331 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,920 Speaker 1: about your answer. Why. It slows you down, it keeps 332 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: you distracted. He will demand you define everything he himself 333 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: he'll define. He'll define nothing, absolutely nothing. Everything is vague, 334 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 1: everything is meaningless, everything is remember Obama, hope and change. 335 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 1: What's what's dome running on now? Joy? There's even a 336 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,399 Speaker 1: bunch of articles out today, the Joy campaign. We're running 337 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: on Joy member MOUs cultural revolution. Millions of young Chinese 338 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 1: people murdering, raping, pillaging China, killing political leaders, killing teachers, 339 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,919 Speaker 1: digging up graves, doing it in the name of what 340 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 1: Well Mauth told them they needed to get rid of 341 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: the four Olds. What were the four olds? It's the 342 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 1: four Olds campaign. It's a real thing. Go look it up. 343 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 1: What were they? Old habits, old ideas, old customs and 344 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:53,919 Speaker 1: old culture. Okay, what does that mean? What's an old habit? 345 00:20:55,320 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: What's what's old customs? Old culture? It's very vague. Yeah, 346 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:07,479 Speaker 1: that's the point. It means whatever Mau wants it to 347 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:12,000 Speaker 1: mean at any given moment. So if he wants to 348 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 1: define you as being an old habit, an old idea. 349 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:22,600 Speaker 1: Look at this guy. Look at Chris. He's promoting old customs. Well, 350 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: I can sick the dogs on Chris promoting old customs, 351 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,680 Speaker 1: which I guess in Chris's case is true. But look 352 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:34,320 Speaker 1: at that. He will demand you define everything, to slow 353 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: you down, to bog you down, to distract you. He 354 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: himself will define nothing. And Democrats, obviously because they're all 355 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: communists now, they run with this masterfully. It's all emotion, 356 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: it's all hope, it's all change. Is that there's nothing specific, 357 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,639 Speaker 1: there's nothing tangible at all. It's a bunch of this. 358 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 5: They were trying to find out from the attendees what 359 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 5: Kamala hair greatest accomplishment has been a VP. 360 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I'm not too into politics. I'm just 361 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: here for the vibe. Becoming the first female vice president. 362 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 5: Just becoming the VP is the best accomplishment. 363 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:21,400 Speaker 1: Absolutely being a good person. Yeah, I mean, she's she's 364 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 1: just listen to this, listen to this, gobygook. What does 365 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,520 Speaker 1: that even mean? Being a good person? What? 366 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 2: I don't know. She's really good for. 367 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 1: Women, Harris, is she's she's good for women? What does 368 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,719 Speaker 1: that mean good? Well, it's not defined there with the energy, 369 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: she has a lot of enthusiasm, so it's important to 370 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: get enthusiasm. 371 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,959 Speaker 5: What is Kamala's like top accomplishment. 372 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 1: You think, like I say thing right now? 373 00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 5: Second, her top like contributions to policy or policy? As VP, 374 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 5: I wasn't in on the policy making decisions with President Biden, 375 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 5: so I don't know. 376 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,239 Speaker 2: Her favorite policies. Oh my gosh. See, I wish they 377 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 2: would tell us more about that, because I honestly. 378 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,959 Speaker 1: Don't know at a rally, doesn't even know. 379 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 2: Oh, I know she's done some good work with immigration, 380 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 2: even though they say opposite. 381 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,479 Speaker 1: What do they say? Well, what is it? 382 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,199 Speaker 2: She's the borders are all that all these immigrants are 383 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 2: coming over. 384 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: Now you know why they run on vague things like hope, 385 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 1: change joy, because, as I pointed out in the very 386 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:43,119 Speaker 1: beginning of the show, they understand there are enough dumb 387 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 1: down cult members that it might be enough to win 388 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,879 Speaker 1: an election. All right, back to the emails Jesse, because 389 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: of all the anti Jewish hate, don't you think the Jewish? 390 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,359 Speaker 1: The Jewish? Well that's what he called. So what he 391 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,639 Speaker 1: called you people, Chris, the Jewish? Don't you think the 392 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,439 Speaker 1: Jewish will not votvote the left will not vote for 393 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 1: the left. I've said this, let me just reinforce this again. 394 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:13,439 Speaker 1: Everyone's different. Individuals are different with different motivations, and we 395 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: like to try to put people in this specific category 396 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 1: based on certain things, the country you're from, the color 397 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,640 Speaker 1: of your skin, your religion, and so people will say, well, 398 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: white people do this, or black people do that, Christians 399 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: do this, and Republicans do that. Jews do this. Jews 400 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 1: are not some hive mind, singular voting block. There are 401 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 1: Jews Jewish people all over the spectrum in this country, 402 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 1: far far to the right, far far to the left, 403 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,199 Speaker 1: in the middle, Orthodox Jews, Jews who are more just 404 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:54,679 Speaker 1: traditional but not practicing Jews, Jews who are on fire 405 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: for Israel. Maybe they even put Israel above America. Jews 406 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: who just have inaffinity for Jews who don't care about 407 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: Israel at all. Israel never crosses their mind. The whole 408 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,080 Speaker 1: place could burn and fall into the sea. There's not 409 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: one Jew, you know, there's not one Jewish mind on 410 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: how they're going to vote. Are some Jewish people in 411 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:19,840 Speaker 1: America going to vote against Democrats because of things they've seen? 412 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 1: The obvious anti Jewish sentiment running through the Democrat Party. 413 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 1: Of course there will be some will there be some 414 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 1: who don't care about that at all, and frankly don't 415 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 1: care about Jews. There'll be some of those two. There's 416 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,639 Speaker 1: not everything's a percentage gain. There's not an all encompassing 417 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: thing like boom that's gonna happen. Now. Black people are 418 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,360 Speaker 1: voting Republican. Well, black people aren't one gigantic hive mind 419 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,800 Speaker 1: voting block either. They have different motivations, they're different people. 420 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 1: Dear Oracle and menu Whisper, my brother and I, Matteo 421 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 1: and Lucas. We want to know what the menu Whisper's 422 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: favorite food was when you were a young child. Anti 423 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 1: communist like we are. We're trying to give our parents 424 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 1: some new ideas to cook for us. We can only 425 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,640 Speaker 1: eat schnitzel and happy meals so often, Thank you, Uncle Oracle. 426 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,920 Speaker 1: All right, we got to give we got to give 427 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: these little anti communists some help. So all right, boys, 428 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,600 Speaker 1: you ready buckle up. You know what Mom used to 429 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 1: make me when I was a kid, A rare don't 430 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 1: shake your head, Chris, A rare delicacy. And actually I 431 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: made myself one the other day. My wife was mortified. 432 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,360 Speaker 1: But let me tell you what, kids, delicious, simple and delicious. 433 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,240 Speaker 1: You ready for this? A bacon sandwich. Don't worry. You 434 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,000 Speaker 1: don't need lettuce and tomato. That's disgusting. Don't you dare 435 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: eat any vegetables. You simply make some bacon. Well, obviously, 436 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: have your parents make some bacon. I don't want you 437 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,560 Speaker 1: messing with bacon and bacon, grease. Have your parents make 438 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,720 Speaker 1: some bacon, Mayo both sides of the bread. Shut up 439 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: about the mayonnaise, Chris, mayo on two sides of the bread, 440 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 1: and you don't need anything else. Throw the bacon on there. 441 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: Mayod bread, A delicious bacon sandwich. I know it's simple. 442 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,120 Speaker 1: I know it's white trash. I'm white trash. You young 443 00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 1: men probably are not, but I am. It hits every 444 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: single time. What Chris? Okay, okay, I actually can't kill 445 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 1: you for that. Chris said, replace the Mayod bread with 446 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,679 Speaker 1: garlic bread, no mayonnaise. Well, you know, don't try to 447 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: appeal to the things you know. I love, Chris. You 448 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,840 Speaker 1: can't bring up garlic bread. I know I said it's 449 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,160 Speaker 1: better than bacon. Don't use my words against me anyway. 450 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,120 Speaker 1: I just had an idea you could use garlic bread 451 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: and use that for your bacon sandwich. So young men, 452 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: there you go, bacon sandwiches just like Uncle Jesse used 453 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: to get from his mom. She would make it for 454 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 1: me when I was sick and I got to stay home, 455 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,919 Speaker 1: and she'd let me watch the Dukes of Hazard and 456 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,400 Speaker 1: Mary Tyler Moore, and she'd let me watch little war documentaries. 457 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: And I'd get this little tray and I could sit 458 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,159 Speaker 1: in front of the TV. So I wasn't allowed to 459 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,359 Speaker 1: watch TV often, and I could watch the Dukes of 460 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 1: Hazard and eat my bacon sandwich with a She'd put 461 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: a couple little Dorido's on my tray too, and it 462 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 1: was delicious. I love you, Mom, Thank you. We have 463 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 1: one more segment. I'll get to as many emails as 464 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,920 Speaker 1: I can. Hang on fighting for your freedom every day. 465 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 466 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: on at Friday, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show 467 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,679 Speaker 1: on on asked doctor Jesse Friday, and I still have 468 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: a bunch I did not get to. I'm gonna get 469 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 1: to as many as I can in a moment. Remember 470 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:45,480 Speaker 1: you can still email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 471 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,680 Speaker 1: I need to do something before we get to the emails. 472 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: I didn't get to. You know, we've had Jewish producer 473 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: Chris and producer Michael here for a long time. Sadly 474 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,400 Speaker 1: Michael was leaving us. Today is producer Michael's last day. No, 475 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 1: he's not getting fired or anything like that. He is 476 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: moving on. I don't want to say specifically what he's doing, 477 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: but he has ambitions. He's gonna move on and do 478 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: other things. He wants to succeed. He wants to he 479 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,360 Speaker 1: wants to go, he wants to go make it big 480 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: out there, and I am gonna miss him. He's always 481 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 1: welcome back here anytime he wants, so say a prayer 482 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind for producer Michael as he goes 483 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: off on an adventure. And now Chris and I are 484 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go try to find some kind 485 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: of replacement that isn't a total and complete friggin moron. 486 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm sure Chris, you know we're gonna get the biggest 487 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,239 Speaker 1: idiot in the history of the world. It'll probably be 488 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,719 Speaker 1: like ten different producers. Now we'll have to fire this 489 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 1: guy and fire this guy and fire this guy. Just 490 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: get used to a conga line of producers coming through here. 491 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: They're just gonna be a bunch of dirt balls, I 492 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,760 Speaker 1: can tell. I can tell it's gonna be dirt ball 493 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,520 Speaker 1: after dirt ball. Drip of the first one will probably 494 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 1: be an undercover comedy. You watch, you watch. So we're 495 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: gonna have to go find somebody anyway, Michael, sayonara, my friend, 496 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 1: and best of luck to you. Go knock them dead. 497 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 1: All right now, I know what you're thinking, shouldn't we 498 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,080 Speaker 1: do something nice for Michael? He's leaving us, shouldn't we 499 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: do something nice? And I agree we should do something 500 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 1: nice for Michael. So here it is. There is a 501 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: huge MyPillow a sale right now, Michael, for nineteen ninety eight. 502 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: You can purchase a queen size premium My Pillow to 503 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,880 Speaker 1: take to your next life, in your next career. And 504 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: that's the kind of gift I think you should give 505 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: for yourself. I'm not, obviously not gonna buy it for you, 506 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: but somebody should also a mattress topper. They have mattress 507 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: toppers for as low as sixty nine ninety eight. Right now, 508 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,720 Speaker 1: Michael finds someone who cares enough about you to purchase 509 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 1: a mattress topper for you. That is my gift to you, 510 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 1: letting you know that if you go to my pillow 511 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: dot com and click on the radio listeners special square 512 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,480 Speaker 1: and use the promo code Jesse, you can get these 513 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: incredible deals on my Pillow products. Or look, I know 514 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 1: we have a phone in there. It's your last day. 515 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 1: You'll be able to make free long distance calls eight 516 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: hundred to eight four five zero five four four Michael, 517 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 1: just tell him your former employer, Jesse told you to call. 518 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: That is my gift to you, my friend. Congratulations. Don't 519 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,800 Speaker 1: spend it all in one place. And now here's a 520 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: headline by go you know this, You know the thing 521 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: emails we didn't get to you. Show gun Samurai, what 522 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: are your thoughts on this idea? You say America does 523 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,560 Speaker 1: not have the stomach for mass deportations, so we llegals 524 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: are here to stay. Seeing as how Kamala stole Trump's 525 00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: no taxes on tips strategy, should Republicans steal the communist 526 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,840 Speaker 1: plan and be the ones to grant amnesty to convert 527 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: illegals to our side? What say you? His name is 528 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: Thomas Thomas I understand what you're saying. I understand the 529 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,480 Speaker 1: strategy behind it. But what have we talked about many 530 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: times before about the what is the necessary element for 531 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: a nation? What is the necessary element? If enough of 532 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: your people have it, you'll be fine. If your nation 533 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 1: lacks it, you don't have a chance. What is it? Patriotism? Patriotism, 534 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: that is the necessary element. It's what we're lacking. It's 535 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 1: part of the reason we're hurting. You're trying to enlist 536 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,320 Speaker 1: people who came here for a variety of reasons. I'm 537 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: not talking about the legal immigrant who busted his butt 538 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 1: to try to earn American citizenship. I'm not talking about 539 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,680 Speaker 1: that at all. You're talking about people who came over 540 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,479 Speaker 1: here for a five hundred dollars visa card and a 541 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,239 Speaker 1: free hotel room and a job picking strawberries. You're not 542 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,360 Speaker 1: going to enlist that person to your cause. That person 543 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: is now and always will be a natural Democrat because 544 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: Democrats hate America. That person doesn't care about America. It's 545 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,280 Speaker 1: a match made in heaven. You can give them citizenship, 546 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,240 Speaker 1: you can give them amnesty all you want. They'll say, 547 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,000 Speaker 1: grassias and go vote for Democrats every single time. For 548 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 1: those of you who don't speak Mexican and that means 549 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: thank you. Just wanted to give you a heads up 550 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: on that, Jesse. As USMC brother, how would you feel 551 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,440 Speaker 1: if jd Vance wore his dress blues to the VP 552 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,680 Speaker 1: debate with Governor Walls? That would be sick? What a 553 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,320 Speaker 1: power move that would be. Don't shake your head, Chris, 554 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,960 Speaker 1: and look, it's probably you know, I'm all about winning 555 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: at any cost. It's probably not fair to Walls to 556 00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,560 Speaker 1: wear the uniform that just has chicks throwing themselves at you. 557 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,440 Speaker 1: Everyone knows Marine Corps dress blues are by far, by 558 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: far the best looking of any of the uniforms in 559 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: the United States Arms Service. It's almost it's almost not 560 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,080 Speaker 1: right to go wear those by some useless sac like 561 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,360 Speaker 1: Tim Walls, because honestly, they'd have to. Jd vancewited extra 562 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,879 Speaker 1: security just from the women. Jesse. Why don't Republicans talk 563 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: about all the people murdered by Democrats preventing doctors from 564 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:34,760 Speaker 1: treating COVID with ivermectin or hydroxychloroquin. How in the world 565 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: could Republicans possibly blast away like they should at Democrats 566 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,800 Speaker 1: for the things done during COVID When Republicans were doing 567 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,359 Speaker 1: those things, just like Democrats were during COVID. How many 568 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: press conferences did I play you the audio of on 569 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: this show of United States Senators. We're all vaccinated here, 570 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,000 Speaker 1: Republican senators. Well, I've already got my vaccine. I'm wearing 571 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,240 Speaker 1: my mask. It's not as if Republicans were somehow pushing 572 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,160 Speaker 1: back on the COVID insanity and COVID tyranny. Republicans were 573 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: oftentimes the co authors of it, and at best, most 574 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,880 Speaker 1: of them just flat out went along with it. With 575 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,200 Speaker 1: the exception of some like Thomas Massey and Rampaul I 576 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,200 Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing in Kentucky, but apparently you're 577 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,920 Speaker 1: doing it right. With the exception of some of these guys, 578 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,840 Speaker 1: most Republicans were little brain dead lemmings, just like the 579 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:31,600 Speaker 1: Democrats were. Jesse Hey jarhead leg is what he says, 580 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:36,000 Speaker 1: Happy National Airborne Day, this sixteenth of August, praying each 581 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 1: day for our troops. This is my favorite part. He 582 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 1: signs it first Sergeant retired Master rated Parachutist Master rated. 583 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,040 Speaker 1: You don't know what that means, Chris. You couldn't figure 584 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,799 Speaker 1: that out on your own. This dude has spent his 585 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,880 Speaker 1: career jumping out of airplanes and teaching others how to 586 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,839 Speaker 1: jump out of airplanes in the Army. What Chris, Yes, 587 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: he's nuts. This is an insane person and the exact 588 00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 1: kind of person you would want to go to war 589 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,359 Speaker 1: for you. And I love that we have all these 590 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,360 Speaker 1: studs who listen to the show. There's all these studs 591 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,879 Speaker 1: like this, Josh. I'm a retired Master sergeant. I eat 592 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,480 Speaker 1: my couch every morning. I love this show. I love it. 593 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 1: I think it's so freaking cool that we have all 594 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: these beasts who listen to the show. First, Sergeant or no, 595 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Master Sergeant. Appreciate you very much. And I'm 596 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,839 Speaker 1: also very glad I never had to meet you when 597 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,440 Speaker 1: I was in the service because I never had to 598 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 1: jump out of a plane, and I never wanted to 599 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,040 Speaker 1: jump out of a plane. What I do want is 600 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,560 Speaker 1: you to have a lovely weekend. Go enjoy your family 601 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: and your community. That's all