Speaker 1: Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn buys, start Data. They're making noise data up episode too.
Speaker 1: We're the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, buddy, Yeah, he's scary and
Speaker 1: he's that guy. Yep, he's that guy, David Brody. If
Speaker 1: this is your first episode, thanks for waiting two episodes
Speaker 1: to find us. But we're glad you found us and
Speaker 1: five years now enjoy this one and then go back
Speaker 1: to listen to the episode zero and work your way
Speaker 1: up in order, right, but listen to this entire episode first.
Speaker 1: It's a good one. I like how we're welcoming new
Speaker 1: people through the door. This is this is nice. We
Speaker 1: should have been doing since the beginning. Well every episode.
Speaker 1: You know you can't always, but I'm I feel a
Speaker 1: vibe new year. Knew you. People are exercising, they're going
Speaker 1: to the gym, listening to us in their in their headphones,
Speaker 1: their earphones. You feel like this is podcast time. I
Speaker 1: just hope that the listenership doesn't drop off the way
Speaker 1: people at the gym do. And that's like by March, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's what happened. Well, let me let me tell
Speaker 1: you this. What do you think of this idea? I uh,
Speaker 1: about four years ago, I bought a recumbent bike. You
Speaker 1: know what that is? Who a recumbent bike? No, it's
Speaker 1: so it's an exercise bike, except it's it's the time
Speaker 1: where you you sit down and your feet go straight
Speaker 1: and your pedal. Okay, but you're not sitting on a
Speaker 1: bike seat, just sort of like reclined, a reclinement. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about it? Have you? Well? I used it a
Speaker 1: few times, my daughter used it a few times, and
Speaker 1: then the head unit, the big digital thing you pushed
Speaker 1: the buttons and said everything it went, it went. So
Speaker 1: I think I may have told the story how I
Speaker 1: I called Schwinn. There was some they ended up. They
Speaker 1: sent me a new unit that was the wrong unit
Speaker 1: for my machine. They didn't want it back as they
Speaker 1: say that might get damaged in shipping and that they
Speaker 1: can't be they couldn't use it again, just keep it.
Speaker 1: So I sold that for three d then got another
Speaker 1: one from them for my troubles for free, and so
Speaker 1: I basically have a new recumbent bike. It's the only
Speaker 1: thing that's you know, it was it was in very
Speaker 1: good condition. Now the whole digital is all new. I
Speaker 1: haven't used it of courses in college. Nobody's using it now.
Speaker 1: It's it's a clothesline pretty much, just sitting there as
Speaker 1: that's what I know. I know I made a rule though,
Speaker 1: that's for the treadmills. They make it for clothes. Um,
Speaker 1: I made a rule when I bought it. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you don't use it. You can
Speaker 1: never have clothing on it. That's a rule. And said, absolutely,
Speaker 1: it's in. It's in one of the wholes. So this
Speaker 1: way you can. You can give off the facade when
Speaker 1: company comes that it may be used. It may or
Speaker 1: may not be, but it has clothes on it. You
Speaker 1: know it's gone right, it's just sitting there. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't because I bought it for her. She wanted
Speaker 1: to use it my two kids. When two of my
Speaker 1: kids wanted to use it, like, I'll buy a few guys,
Speaker 1: but I can't. You can't use of a clothing anyway.
Speaker 1: Now is time to sell it, right because everyone's buying
Speaker 1: and uh, I got like a week lass myself. I think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I think you're a little
Speaker 1: late to the party on that. I think anyone who
Speaker 1: started the whole New Year New you think started about
Speaker 1: a month ago. Yeah, but I know, I know from
Speaker 1: when I bought this in February a few years ago.
Speaker 1: You spend January trying to find one, you realize they're
Speaker 1: too expensive. Then you stuck going on on on YouTube, Facebook,
Speaker 1: on YouTube, eBay, Facebook to get one that's already like
Speaker 1: mocked down. I think it's an impulse by I think
Speaker 1: it's too late. No, I think I think people whose
Speaker 1: friends are working out, they're like, yeah, I should probably
Speaker 1: get one. It's no, I'm not worried. I'm not worried anyway.
Speaker 1: That's my movie. I'm gonna I'm gonna sell me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so much has been going on you
Speaker 1: by the way. Just yeah, Well, it's my birthday. It's
Speaker 1: my birth it's my it's my birthday. I'm sandwiched in
Speaker 1: between two holidays for myself today David Brodie's birthday. I
Speaker 1: wasn't counting that one, but okay, maybe three holidays. And
Speaker 1: then yesterday I celebrated my twenty eight year at Z
Speaker 1: one years ago. Yesterday I was hired back, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 1: And then tomorrow that was in February first higher and
Speaker 1: now tomorrow, February three is my birthday. That's very nice.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's that's that's exciting. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: the exact cause I don't want to be wrong here,
Speaker 1: Uh SUPERB Bowl, what was it? Let's see, was exactly
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? I'm gonna get you a date?
Speaker 1: A date? What? Okay? Okay? So January okay, that week,
Speaker 1: so the week of I know we're going, we're going
Speaker 1: with this, and I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess what happened.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. David Brody writes his first parody for Z
Speaker 1: one called I'm Liking the Pack and We're Scary Jones
Speaker 1: knows Brody Trivia and and it was obviously the Packers
Speaker 1: were in this super Broncos who had lost the previous year,
Speaker 1: and and so I wrote a song about it was
Speaker 1: like in the past. It was tuned to the tune
Speaker 1: of I like it like that. Yeah, baby, I'm like
Speaker 1: in the pack like in the But you never did
Speaker 1: like to pack. You've always been a staunch je David
Speaker 1: Brody like in it. It was well, I did, like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I was rooting for the Packers that
Speaker 1: You'll tell you why, because the Broncos defeated my Jets
Speaker 1: to get into the Super Bowl. Yeah, now you see same,
Speaker 1: except the Eagles made the Super Bowl. I'm a huge
Speaker 1: Giants fan. They crushed the Giants and I was hoping
Speaker 1: the forty Niners would take them out. They rolled over
Speaker 1: like the Giants did so and you know whatever, this
Speaker 1: is a big week for the Eagles in New York.
Speaker 1: What a disgrace. By the way, you don't know the story.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If first of all, whether you've been
Speaker 1: to New York or not, you've all heard of the
Speaker 1: Empire State Building, right, the Empire State Building. Not only
Speaker 1: is is an iconic American building, certainly an iconic New
Speaker 1: York building, but it's it has a huge light lighting
Speaker 1: system that they renovated like twenty years ago, and they
Speaker 1: can maybe ten years ago. You can switch out the
Speaker 1: lights very quickly and light it up and it's it's
Speaker 1: got Phillips l e ed um. It's amazing system. They
Speaker 1: can change the colors very quickly. They used to have
Speaker 1: to change the colors like a yeah days or whatever
Speaker 1: to get all the because those hundreds and hundreds of
Speaker 1: lights that had changed the plastic on each light. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they light up for nurses for the during the pandemic America,
Speaker 1: during the Olympics, for charities and diseases and awareness days,
Speaker 1: whatever is going on, especially if it's going on in
Speaker 1: New York, that's right. If sports teams are winning, they
Speaker 1: light up for the sports New York and sports teams,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Well, last weekend when the Eagles one against
Speaker 1: the forty Niners the Super Bowl, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: he's not even a Super Bowl win, it's an NFC championship.
Speaker 1: The week after they defeated New York's giants, the Empire
Speaker 1: Stay Building. By the way, they're getting a lot of
Speaker 1: publicity out of this, but f them. The people in
Speaker 1: charge you run the Empire State Building, decided what a
Speaker 1: great idea, We're gonna pay tribute to the Eagles, and
Speaker 1: they lit it up green and white, no joke, it
Speaker 1: was the Jets. But it's a different Green discussed the
Speaker 1: Eagles discussed despicable. This is a different Philly. You'll light
Speaker 1: up the will the William Penn Tower, the Philly, the
Speaker 1: one and two, the two buildings that look alike. You
Speaker 1: want to light up the Liberty Bell, the Comcast Center
Speaker 1: of Afia. I happened to like the Eagles as a
Speaker 1: side team because the owner does a lot for children's
Speaker 1: charity and childhood cancer. You started draw McDonald house. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's the previous owner, whatever, one of the owners. So
Speaker 1: I've looked against them, and I love Philadelphia. Keep you
Speaker 1: keep that. You cannot keep your ship in your town.
Speaker 1: I I was disgusted that the Empire State Building, a
Speaker 1: New York building, which by the way, not a National building,
Speaker 1: a New York building. It has the word Empire State
Speaker 1: in it, decided to go green and white. And I
Speaker 1: was absolutely miserable. This would be like putting a Giants
Speaker 1: jersey on the Rocky Statue or lighting up the Ben
Speaker 1: Franklin Bridge and Giants blue. Well didn't they put it
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago when the Eagles lost the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I think somebody put another jersey on the
Speaker 1: Rocky statue. It's funny you say that, but imagine slices
Speaker 1: wherever you live, whether you're in a college football town,
Speaker 1: basketball town, whatever sport you like, imagine that the landmark
Speaker 1: in your town, small town, big city, wherever you live,
Speaker 1: decided to celebrate a major victory by your biggest rival.
Speaker 1: This is like the city, the city of Columbus, Ohio
Speaker 1: celebrating a Michigan State win in their city. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: this is like that's after they knock out the buck
Speaker 1: Eyes to go to the title game. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that we're not a sports podcast, I know, but but
Speaker 1: this is a this is a more than a sports story.
Speaker 1: This is a pride story. Is like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you thinking? Like? Who who? I like, we got
Speaker 1: to the bottom of it. Some people were saying, oh,
Speaker 1: the NFL paid for it. That was false. That did
Speaker 1: not happen because because I know, they put the Chiefs
Speaker 1: colors up. A few hours later when the Chiefs one
Speaker 1: someone also not right, but not as bad as then.
Speaker 1: And by the way, New York, it's free, so you
Speaker 1: have to put you have to fill out a form
Speaker 1: to do it, and it's not it's not a paid
Speaker 1: thing at all. So one they can decide what they
Speaker 1: want to do. They could do it on their own.
Speaker 1: I have a big fuck you Empire State Building. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know we don't curse out landmarks and it's only people,
Speaker 1: but today, fuck you Empire State Building. That's right, and
Speaker 1: that fu agnes exactly. Hashtag fuck you State but um
Speaker 1: and and again once again, if your first time listening,
Speaker 1: We're not a sports podcast. However, we would be how
Speaker 1: would you say? We would be well, remiss, We would
Speaker 1: be remiss. We would be remiss if we didn't just
Speaker 1: take a moment to talk about Tom Brady retiring. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I have a theory, and I don't. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: cut right to the chase. Is already getting long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not what she said. A couple well, it was.
Speaker 1: It was revealed last I think last Saturday, a Sunday,
Speaker 1: that Giselle bunching his wife was gonna have a do
Speaker 1: a tell all with Vanity Fair and it was gonna
Speaker 1: be released this week. Also the movie eighty for Brady,
Speaker 1: which Brady I guess helped fund, you know, and he's
Speaker 1: in it right, it comes out tomorrow, I figured, And
Speaker 1: I thought he literally killed two birds in one stone
Speaker 1: by being the front of all the pages, all the headlines,
Speaker 1: and all the social media and just running the fucking
Speaker 1: table to a squelch out Giselle's little tell all with
Speaker 1: Vanity Fair. Who knows what she's gonna say or even said.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was released yet, because
Speaker 1: Tom Brady took over the news or promo for his movie.
Speaker 1: So advantage Tom Brady though, But yeah, but why why
Speaker 1: announced it? And on that specific day? You know, I
Speaker 1: think it's I don't know about that day. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You may be right on the day. I think he's
Speaker 1: definitely retiring. No, I'm gonna saying, but I think he
Speaker 1: might have had it for a while. He's I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna pull this card when I need to. Well,
Speaker 1: should we play the Brady clip now and then get
Speaker 1: all the sports out of the way. No, we don't.
Speaker 1: Don't think we even need to play the clip. I
Speaker 1: think everyone's heard it, do you, unless you want to
Speaker 1: comment on it. I'd like to comment on it if
Speaker 1: we could. And again, but it's not a sports thing.
Speaker 1: But it's it's a shan it's Shawn O'Hara, who is
Speaker 1: one of the is a former football find this is
Speaker 1: not part of the We didn't have this in our preproduction,
Speaker 1: and I said, have it ready? I did text you.
Speaker 1: I mean it's easy to find. I'm just gonna. I
Speaker 1: texted you the clip anyway, So are you texting me
Speaker 1: the clip? Yeah? I did. I texted you the link
Speaker 1: said sound for the show. Sound for the show. I
Speaker 1: have it. I got it right here. Okay. So he
Speaker 1: is the host of like Good Morning Football something or
Speaker 1: something like that, and he's talking about the importance of
Speaker 1: Tom Brady retiring, that everyone listening will remember where they
Speaker 1: were when they heard Tom Brady was retiring. And he
Speaker 1: gives two examples of things. It's like where you remember,
Speaker 1: remember where you were this time and this time He
Speaker 1: mentions two things that are very serious and compares tom
Speaker 1: Brady's retiring. Here you go. This is a huge moment,
Speaker 1: not just for Tom Brady, not just for the NFL,
Speaker 1: but like for all of us. You know, look, people
Speaker 1: remember where they were when JFK was assassinated. Remember where
Speaker 1: he were with nine eleven? His first start was a
Speaker 1: week after nine eleven. That's how long ago he's been playing.
Speaker 1: I was. I came out in the same year as him,
Speaker 1: two thousand and he's still playing twenty three years. It's
Speaker 1: a long time. But I'm gonna remember this like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna remember who I'm with. Kyle's gonna remember he was
Speaker 1: in Vegas. Um, you're you're gonna be sorry. If you're
Speaker 1: not a Tom Brady fan, You're not are you gonna
Speaker 1: remember where you were? And is that you're really gonna
Speaker 1: use nine eleven and Kennedy's assess I think that a
Speaker 1: football player retired. I don't care if he's the greatest
Speaker 1: quarterback of all time that you're gonna put him in
Speaker 1: the same set with nine eleven. That's a no for me.
Speaker 1: I remember where I was a nine eleven. I was
Speaker 1: on the radio, like I remember, But Son, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, even though I'm a Jets fan, I remember
Speaker 1: sitting at the kitchen table with your mom. I was
Speaker 1: eating lakes and I spot some milk on myself the
Speaker 1: minute I heard Tom Brady was retiring. I remember mom
Speaker 1: was wearing a plaid dress. I mean, yeah, but in
Speaker 1: his world, sure he'll remember, but the rest of us
Speaker 1: not so much. Yes, So he didn't do well on
Speaker 1: social media. Uh, I can imagine he must have had it.
Speaker 1: It's the cancel culture. Snowflakes came for him. I have
Speaker 1: to say, I don't mind him being canceled for at
Speaker 1: least a day. There was he always he I think
Speaker 1: it's an apology. He needs to. I think it's not.
Speaker 1: It's you don't. You can't. You can't compare the two.
Speaker 1: All right, we take take we are cooking, were cooking,
Speaker 1: We are you know, I miss you, Brodie. Last week
Speaker 1: we did the podcast in person we were here, and
Speaker 1: I got a lot of feedback on that, as did I,
Speaker 1: saying that the energy was incomparable. And I loved when
Speaker 1: I punched you, and I loved when I yelled at
Speaker 1: you downstairs, neighbor, and they love the fact that I
Speaker 1: gave you a sour dyet coke that was three years old.
Speaker 1: That was ship, dude. I should have made you drink
Speaker 1: the other one in the friend I can't give you
Speaker 1: a fullar admission. Now, I told you it was from
Speaker 1: this past summer. No, that ship, it's like seven years old.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was seven years old, but in
Speaker 1: the glass bottle of my fridge, so I figured it was.
Speaker 1: It was fine, ship breaks down. You can't just keep
Speaker 1: food in your fridge. It's food. That's all chemicals. You're
Speaker 1: talking about, diet coke. Yeah, chemicals react after a while,
Speaker 1: they get nuclear. I could have turned green. Sh well.
Speaker 1: I threw them all out. So thanks for being my
Speaker 1: guinea pig. I needed to know should I serve? Should
Speaker 1: I be serving this to my company? Coming over I'd
Speaker 1: like six of them in there. Yeah, he's coming on Mikey.
Speaker 1: He likes it. Yeah, so you you hated it. It
Speaker 1: was discussed reference for those of you wondering why I'm
Speaker 1: no longer going to scary his house to record the podcast.
Speaker 1: He tried to kill me, dude, I think we next episode,
Speaker 1: let's start getting into the habit of doing the podcast
Speaker 1: in person. Let's do it. Well, you want to slept
Speaker 1: your equipment here, you do that, Okay, you just come here.
Speaker 1: You all you gotta do is bring your headphones and
Speaker 1: headphone extender and then we're good. Yeah, huh's a sleepover.
Speaker 1: There's no place to park. And then you tried to
Speaker 1: poison me. So I'm not I'm not motivated speaking of
Speaker 1: you trying to poison me. Slices, I need your advice.
Speaker 1: I need your advice here, so as you know, and
Speaker 1: by the way, by the time you hear this, you
Speaker 1: don't need to wish me happy birthday. A lot of
Speaker 1: you did I happy birthday, by the way, e asked me.
Speaker 1: That sounds that sounds creepy. No, that is a that
Speaker 1: is an impression of Frosty the Snowman when he comes
Speaker 1: to life and they put his hat on birthday, Happy
Speaker 1: Birthday like something like that. I don't know, so I
Speaker 1: don't want to give too many detail because I want
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you where it was. But um,
Speaker 1: I went out for my birthday, which was so my
Speaker 1: wife took me out on Saturday for my birthday and
Speaker 1: Scary says, oh, I know the you know the owner there,
Speaker 1: the owner. I was like, oh cool, he goes because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell me you coming. He was a big
Speaker 1: fan of the show and he knows you of course. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so all right, well sure, but okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, great, And this is a place
Speaker 1: my wife's been to before, loves the food. It's a
Speaker 1: highly rated place, really is. The reviews are out back.
Speaker 1: I'm about I'm so embarrassed. I got my tail between
Speaker 1: my legs right now. So I went and the chef
Speaker 1: reached out to me and he's like, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: you're coming. Yeah. I did my chart, by the way,
Speaker 1: did I did? Did I not make the what I did?
Speaker 1: Your day? We did? So we went and some of
Speaker 1: the food was was very very good, but we had
Speaker 1: an appetizer of rice balls, little rice balls just rice,
Speaker 1: no peas, no meat, rice balls. They were cold. They
Speaker 1: were ice cold inside like they were the frosted or
Speaker 1: they were in like the cold refrigerator, and they didn't
Speaker 1: they had to like dump dump them in the fryer
Speaker 1: to reheat them. They were ice cold. That's a tough play,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's it's it's a predicament to be
Speaker 1: in right when somebody recommends, like, okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: to say anything, but because my name is now attached
Speaker 1: to you, and and they're fawning over us the family.
Speaker 1: Other family members came over to say hi and welcome,
Speaker 1: wished me happy birthday. So I'm like, I can't all right.
Speaker 1: Then the main course comes out and it looked nothing
Speaker 1: like the picture on the menu. It lacked sauce, it
Speaker 1: lacked cheese. It was like, I don't know, look like
Speaker 1: a kid made it instead of the chaft by the
Speaker 1: food critic. No, no, listen. It was an expensive meal.
Speaker 1: But unlike David Brodie normally, and that was my birthday,
Speaker 1: I couldn't say anything. Why because out of respect for me, right,
Speaker 1: because that for you, and because the guy knows I like,
Speaker 1: he's like, if you would have caused a stink. That's
Speaker 1: that's stain would have been on my reputation by oh
Speaker 1: you're having this fucking guy coming to my right guy? Look,
Speaker 1: I think the chef would want So here's my question.
Speaker 1: Should I have said something regardless of of of the
Speaker 1: introduction and the fact that he knew who I was?
Speaker 1: He wasn't there that night, but his family took really
Speaker 1: good care of us. But there were a couple of
Speaker 1: things that were not good? And should I should I? So?
Speaker 1: Number one? Should I? Like some of you don't complain
Speaker 1: at all, so I get that, but knowing it's me
Speaker 1: David Brodie Brooklyn boy, should I have said something? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Should I? Since I'm talking with the person on the
Speaker 1: chef on Instagram and he's like, how'd it go? Should
Speaker 1: I have said? Well? Because I didn't. I said it
Speaker 1: was great, it was great, thanks, great night. But I
Speaker 1: don't you think he'd want to know? This is this
Speaker 1: is the hard place part of it, because aside from
Speaker 1: a rock in the hard place, the rice balls were
Speaker 1: like a rock in a cold place. Well, I was
Speaker 1: all kidding aside about me knowing the guy. Whatever the
Speaker 1: case that that that take that compartmentalized for a second, um,
Speaker 1: my friends who a couple of them who own restaurants
Speaker 1: and bars and stuff. They always want to know from
Speaker 1: me and my friends. They always want to know. They
Speaker 1: tell us. They say, when you see something, you say something.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You're not offending me. You're giving me
Speaker 1: constructive criticism to correct it and make it better. So please,
Speaker 1: at all costs, just take notes, text me on the spot,
Speaker 1: send me a screenshot of what's going on. And and
Speaker 1: with two guys that I know that that's policy. So
Speaker 1: so me and my friends were were in this one
Speaker 1: particular place. Uh, my friends and I, well, we're in
Speaker 1: one spot. I'll just say what it is City b
Speaker 1: Stroke you know boy John Evalletta, who owns cdy be Stro.
Speaker 1: He's always like, I need to know right away, So
Speaker 1: I need to I need correct it. Whether it be
Speaker 1: service problem, uh mess going on somewhere, it's places untidy
Speaker 1: or or any commotion happening or a bad tasting dish.
Speaker 1: He wanted it. He wants to know. So, so my
Speaker 1: friends are forthcoming and they they tell him on the spot.
Speaker 1: They'll text him like if his home and his family
Speaker 1: and he and I'll be like, yo, that chicken Milonaise
Speaker 1: was like, leather, we do that and all right, then
Speaker 1: you were at if you were at that restaurant that
Speaker 1: night and you're the guy personally who knows the chef,
Speaker 1: would you have said something to so to a guy
Speaker 1: who never told you? Because I know John, like we're boys,
Speaker 1: Like we hang out together, we go on vacation where
Speaker 1: we're that close from right, yeah, John from City Bistro. Right,
Speaker 1: this guy is more of an acquaintance friend. And I
Speaker 1: don't want so. I feel like, but you just told me.
Speaker 1: Every chef wants to know well or well then does
Speaker 1: the other side of that coin or do they? And
Speaker 1: my friends John's case at City Bistro, he loves the feedback,
Speaker 1: but he you know, some people may take it the
Speaker 1: wrong way. I don't know. Could I you're the only
Speaker 1: person that ever got called rice balls? What if? I'm
Speaker 1: telling him and he's like, you're kidding me, Holy crap?
Speaker 1: Maybe because you know when you when you when you
Speaker 1: run a kitchen. I've run kitchens. You know, no matter
Speaker 1: who's cooking that day, Right, there's a thing you go, Okay,
Speaker 1: the rice balls go in for a minute and twenty Right,
Speaker 1: Well if a minute and twenties not working well, the
Speaker 1: refrigerator is now colder than it used to be. Then
Speaker 1: you gotta make that a minute in thirty five. Right,
Speaker 1: it's not like the guy somebody was in a Harry
Speaker 1: took him out of the oil too fast, and that's
Speaker 1: obviously what it was. But he's gonna want to try
Speaker 1: because he could lose business. If I don't tell him.
Speaker 1: The next guy may never go back. Yeah, it is tough.
Speaker 1: It is tough. Um, I could be saving him thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars. But now now we're a week removed from this,
Speaker 1: so the question is do you tell him now or
Speaker 1: you just drive days at this point? But but you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, you need to bring it up.
Speaker 1: It's tough to bring and by the way, you're looking
Speaker 1: for free dessert on that or what. No, No, I
Speaker 1: had a good meal. I just uh two out of
Speaker 1: the five things we ordered, we're not good. You wanted
Speaker 1: eighty six that ship, well eighty six would be there
Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, right, but I know what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight six it But anyway, alright, so the six it
Speaker 1: they should have deep fried. It's what they should have done. Well,
Speaker 1: i'll tell you what Um, maybe I should say something?
Speaker 1: Is it my? And then that has become my responsibility
Speaker 1: because it looks like, well, why is he wine in
Speaker 1: to you? Why didn't he come to me? The other
Speaker 1: thing is, um, during this time, I let you down
Speaker 1: this road. I told you to order light. Didn't I
Speaker 1: a light? I said, I said, you know, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're considering appetit, eiser's uh one to three and four,
Speaker 1: Just get one and four, maybe two and three will
Speaker 1: just show up. No. Well right, well, well here's what
Speaker 1: I did because you told me like he's gonna hook
Speaker 1: me up there. That's that's the part that he DM
Speaker 1: me and said wing wink will make sure you have
Speaker 1: a great night. Now again, I'm not expecting anything, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but that as the chef you imply, it's implied that
Speaker 1: food is free, food is on the way, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be taggy. Well that happened at that
Speaker 1: other place I told you I went to where the
Speaker 1: chef was a big fan of the show, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta come. We'll take care of you. Please, you
Speaker 1: gotta come. He was They said hi, and that was it.
Speaker 1: Nothing was. I think it's hard when he's not there,
Speaker 1: but anyway, it's an excellent restaurant. Yes, I would go back.
Speaker 1: I just feel weird. So I wanted the slicest feedback
Speaker 1: because you know, I always I can trust the slices.
Speaker 1: I know there are I can trust them. Opinions. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: oh break time? I don't know, sure, why not the
Speaker 1: boys podcast? I never know if you're really gonna start
Speaker 1: another sentence before I crushed the jingle. But like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get bed, I'm trying to be a good boy.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of times I go yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you hit the jingle. And for those people that
Speaker 1: wanted to um yeah. For those Apple iTunes people, do
Speaker 1: you addressed this for a quick second here, because and
Speaker 1: then I'd like to talk about having Super Bowl. Yes,
Speaker 1: I haven't been. I haven't been watching comments. I don't really.
Speaker 1: We're trying to disassociate ourselves and just just detach ourselves
Speaker 1: from what people the reviews of the reviews. However, there
Speaker 1: are things that are out of our control. And one
Speaker 1: of the things that why people are leaving, like one
Speaker 1: star reviews for us, which a couple of them came through,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, is because of the commercial load. Now this
Speaker 1: is not our choice. Okay, we are contracted by I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio to do this podcast, although we would do
Speaker 1: it even if we weren't, right because we want to
Speaker 1: hang out and you know, talk to the slices. We
Speaker 1: love this platform. But that said, there are things that
Speaker 1: are in writing and one of the things are we
Speaker 1: need to take is we need to take commercial breaks.
Speaker 1: And there has to be a set amount. It's just
Speaker 1: like a radio show or TV show or your favorite
Speaker 1: podcast is free. It's a FreeCast. It's a free podcast
Speaker 1: to you. But that's why commercial radio is free. But
Speaker 1: that's why when you listen to Spotify, you paid fifteen
Speaker 1: a month or whatever it writes. But right, because you
Speaker 1: pay for commercial free. Right. But here you get free
Speaker 1: commercials because the podcast you have you have a thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to get. But I mean, I hate to be
Speaker 1: that guy. I don't know. Well whatever, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: whatever the case, but don't don't don't give us a one.
Speaker 1: That's exactly it is. Every one of every one of
Speaker 1: our companies ten thousand podcasts has commercials or most of them.
Speaker 1: And that's this is our company, every company. If you
Speaker 1: have a spot if you want to listen to a
Speaker 1: podcast with no commercials, you're gonna pay Paytreck money. They're
Speaker 1: sold out. They they've sold out to the man. We've
Speaker 1: always had commercials podcast like, and we have to do
Speaker 1: what we have to do. So that said, and we
Speaker 1: won't address this anymore. Yeah, please don't shoot on us
Speaker 1: because we have something that we're forced to do. Please you. Now,
Speaker 1: speaking of commercials, when you watch the Super Bowl, a
Speaker 1: lot of people watch for the commercials. Nobody yells at
Speaker 1: the super Bowl for having commercials. Love the commercials. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: speaking of the commercials, I want to tell you about
Speaker 1: what I'm doing super Bowl Sunday. You got a gig.
Speaker 1: I have a gig. Well it's it's a let me
Speaker 1: tell you about it, Okay. So I'm working with um
Speaker 1: an old friend. Grew up with him. He went to
Speaker 1: junior high school again. I know him for a long time.
Speaker 1: And he is a big deal in the marketing and
Speaker 1: advertising world. Commercials, marketing and clients and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Big big shots, CEO of companies, big big shot. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he started a new company. The company is called
Speaker 1: sooth s O O T H like soothsayer. Remember that
Speaker 1: term of the person who tells the truth wise man,
Speaker 1: and so he wants to put truth in advertising, and
Speaker 1: sooth is another word for truth, So he's it's basically
Speaker 1: soothing and ADVERTI anyway, I'm not here to promote his company. Um,
Speaker 1: but his philosophy on advertising and commercials is that when
Speaker 1: you rate a commercial, it's how did it help the consumer? Right?
Speaker 1: Not whether or not it was good for the the advertiser,
Speaker 1: but how did it work for the consumer. Did it
Speaker 1: make the consumer happy, feel confident in the product. His
Speaker 1: his philosophy is completely different than than most advertisers and marketers,
Speaker 1: and so he has he had We've been, We've been
Speaker 1: he and I've been making puns about I called him
Speaker 1: the sooth Ferry, like anything that sounds like sooth. We've
Speaker 1: been like making Joe. So one of our our friends said,
Speaker 1: you guys do something for the Souper Bowl. Oh that's clever,
Speaker 1: clever right, Okay, it wasn't me, but it was one
Speaker 1: of the guys. Great based on us using the words
Speaker 1: it wasn't me, thank you anyway. So on Super Bowl Sunday,
Speaker 1: we have a studio camera people and uh social media
Speaker 1: team and myself along with my friend Ian and another
Speaker 1: person who is a very big deal in social media,
Speaker 1: used to be a big big shot at Facebook. A
Speaker 1: big deal, kind of a big deal. We are going
Speaker 1: to have a fun time. We're gonna be playing drinking
Speaker 1: games or eating my case wing eating games. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be reviewing the commercials from the fun standpoint. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna attempt to be funny in reviewing the commercials.
Speaker 1: This is like a little Mystery Science Theater three thousand.
Speaker 1: We're going to be watching commercial review them as they
Speaker 1: happen live right well yeah, well probably right after they air.
Speaker 1: We'll review them. Where you are you going to be
Speaker 1: in a studio somewhere doing this. We have a we
Speaker 1: have a real studio and real camera crew and anyway,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have referee shirts made up. And I
Speaker 1: love this. They're providing LMBS from what he Gots Pizza
Speaker 1: Force because I requested that. Um, are you gonna have
Speaker 1: a live studio audience? We are on but we're gonna
Speaker 1: be streaming on Facebook Live so you can you can
Speaker 1: watch us even if you're watching the super Bowl. You can,
Speaker 1: you know, keep us on the phone, check us out.
Speaker 1: We'd love for you to stream us live. And then
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask questions and if suggestions or comments, we're
Speaker 1: gonna put pulls up on social media next week's episode.
Speaker 1: I will give you all the real details, but I'm
Speaker 1: very excited about this. Um, I'm doing it out of
Speaker 1: the love and the fun and the pizza. To be
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's not a job. It's just fun
Speaker 1: and where where I think I'm pretty good at critiquing
Speaker 1: things and my my my two friends are experts in
Speaker 1: the fields of social media and and and and listener engagement. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if you want to just bookmark this site now so
Speaker 1: you have more details for next week. If you're interested,
Speaker 1: like you can go to Facebook dot com. That's easy enough.
Speaker 1: Slash sooth be told. That's s O O T H
Speaker 1: B E T O L D. And I think at
Speaker 1: some point we're gonna have sooth. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the social media is yet. I'll give you all that,
Speaker 1: but I'm very excited about it. It's a chance me
Speaker 1: to be creative and funny, work with an old friend.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, I'm hoping, because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: articles being written about this event already in the in
Speaker 1: the advertising agency world, that I get some publicity out
Speaker 1: of it, so slices any support you could give it
Speaker 1: be great. After this we do this. We have penalty
Speaker 1: flags also for bad commercials. And I was about to say,
Speaker 1: you throw a flag. Yeah, we have yellow and red
Speaker 1: flags for challenges. Yeah. And so it will eventually live
Speaker 1: on YouTube. I think we're gonna stream on YouTube and Facebook.
Speaker 1: I'll give you all the details next week. But I'm
Speaker 1: excited about it. I want to share with you guys.
Speaker 1: So thank you. You're always asking me, like what am
Speaker 1: I doing next? This is what I'm doing next. So
Speaker 1: my job to be the funny guy and all this
Speaker 1: and we'll see see what comes. That is great. I
Speaker 1: actually may have to tune in to the SU the
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Yeah, and so you've gotta be quick on
Speaker 1: your feet, which is perfect for you. And some jingles
Speaker 1: written for this podcast. I'm gonna play them next week.
Speaker 1: It's exactly that is exactly who you are, David Brodie.
Speaker 1: It's perfect for you. Your cut out for this job. Um.
Speaker 1: I hope that they offer a product on the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl that's limited time only and is going out of
Speaker 1: business and you can only buy three. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: running out. But wait if you want a Super Bowl shirt,
Speaker 1: you can only act now limited limit twenty three. Hey,
Speaker 1: due to the pandemic and the economy supply chain problems,
Speaker 1: I think, uh, you and I should start a segment
Speaker 1: here and we need a jingle for this, like called
Speaker 1: TikTok Taught Me. TikTok Taught Me. I have seen so
Speaker 1: much bullshit on TikTok the last few weeks. I and
Speaker 1: I've been writing some of the stuff down, some of
Speaker 1: it I used on The Big Show. And I know
Speaker 1: you guys crushed me because the stuff that I talked
Speaker 1: about on the Big Show I bring here again. One
Speaker 1: of the one star reviews was because that I do that.
Speaker 1: But what they have to understand that we have we
Speaker 1: have a completely different audience who listens to the Big
Speaker 1: Show then listens to this podcast. There is people listening
Speaker 1: to the Big Show million and and a few less
Speaker 1: than that listened to the podcast but at the same time,
Speaker 1: but not all of those listen to this. There is
Speaker 1: an overlap. So anyway, anyway, I've learned a lot of ship.
Speaker 1: But this is something that I won't even do on
Speaker 1: the Big Show because it's just it boggles my mind.
Speaker 1: But this week, for my TikTok taught me. Some girl
Speaker 1: got on there and was giving advice to other women
Speaker 1: about how to attract a rich guy, and her one
Speaker 1: be attractive. Yeah, well that was that was bypassed. Apparently
Speaker 1: you don't even need to be attractive. All you have
Speaker 1: to do with David Brody because you don't even have
Speaker 1: to do that. All you gotta do. According to this girl,
Speaker 1: because she's teaching lessons, she knows how to meet a
Speaker 1: rich guy is to dress up to the nines, dress
Speaker 1: up in a in an awesome dress or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: like like you really good, like you have moneys, and
Speaker 1: report to the nearest expensive steakhouse at lunchtime on a
Speaker 1: weekday because the business guys are eating. In her mind,
Speaker 1: obviously a steakhouse tends to be the most expensive lunch
Speaker 1: dinner that you can throw out there. As we know
Speaker 1: from this podcast, steak dinners, steak lunches. So if there's
Speaker 1: guys out to lunch throwing around that kind of money,
Speaker 1: then you know that every dude in there there. According
Speaker 1: to this girl, TikTok taught me. Uh. I'll call her
Speaker 1: TikTok Tina because I like the alliteration uh and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said that, go sit at the bar. Just go
Speaker 1: in by yourself or with your girlfriend. Sit at the
Speaker 1: bar lunchtime. A guaranteed you'll, you'll, you'll at least get
Speaker 1: into a conversation. I have someone buy your drinks, but
Speaker 1: be chances are that guy is low dud. Well, let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. This is not Jones talking. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: This is Tiktoktok taught me. TikTok taught you, like the
Speaker 1: segment we Gotta do, TikTok taught me. If I'm um,
Speaker 1: if I'm a rich dude, which I've never been, and
Speaker 1: I'm going out with the boys for lunch and cigars
Speaker 1: and steak and whatever, and I see in the middle
Speaker 1: of the day to one two young women dressed to
Speaker 1: the nines at noon, just sitting there, not having a
Speaker 1: job or nothing else to do. I might get like
Speaker 1: an Atlantic City Vegas vibe. You could say, might yeah,
Speaker 1: I might think, yeah, I don't. I sow TikTok Tina
Speaker 1: maybe giving off the wrong the wrong vibe, because you know,
Speaker 1: why is she sitting at the bart noon? Who goes
Speaker 1: to a bart noon dressed to the nine is to
Speaker 1: just sit and drink. I mean, I maybe there are people,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, but yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: might look at them cross side, unless that's what the
Speaker 1: guys really. This is all I'm just stating. I'm delivering
Speaker 1: you and observation from what tak tina, what you learned
Speaker 1: on TikTok, and if a guy teaches it to you,
Speaker 1: it's TikTok tony. So we're just gonna keep them ambiguous
Speaker 1: an anonymous. So what if I'm talking about what I
Speaker 1: learned on TikTok, TikTok taught me. I watched a video
Speaker 1: of two foodies I follow and they went to a
Speaker 1: place where you make your own pasta. Now, when I
Speaker 1: hit make your own pasta, I know you have to
Speaker 1: make amount of flower, put the egg in the middle.
Speaker 1: I get that. Usually when you make your own pasta,
Speaker 1: you have that machine you crank with the handle and
Speaker 1: what does this spit out? It spits out spaghetti or
Speaker 1: like uh, like fetecini noodles. These girls were at a
Speaker 1: restaurant where they were running like they were rolling out
Speaker 1: like Cavatelli and different shaped post and it there's wooden
Speaker 1: boards with like a mold and you roll the pasta
Speaker 1: over the wooden board and it shapes the pasta pasta
Speaker 1: to look like pasta you've eaten your whole life. You're like,
Speaker 1: I wonder how they made that shape, or you don't
Speaker 1: even think about it. I sld my wife. She says,
Speaker 1: you didn't know that. No, TikTok taught me. TikTok taught me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: TikTok anyway, make notes of it. And if you and
Speaker 1: if you want to submit a TikTok taught me on
Speaker 1: a talkback or one of the feel free just you
Speaker 1: listen on the I Heart radio app and uh click
Speaker 1: the microphone and tell us what TikTok taught you. Yes,
Speaker 1: and and the talk backs are really a good way.
Speaker 1: First of all, we do an audio podcast, so you
Speaker 1: know sometimes you like vie. I'm sorry, Okay, we're not
Speaker 1: doing a video, Okay, So okay, can I just bring
Speaker 1: that up? Address that right now? So I said to
Speaker 1: Scary before we started the podcast, I said, you know
Speaker 1: what we should do because TikTok is such a big forum.
Speaker 1: And um, we have a Brooklyn Boys TikTok account which
Speaker 1: we haven't used yet, but thank you to everyone who's
Speaker 1: followed the account. So far getting ready as we get ready,
Speaker 1: I have I haven't even followed. Yeah, so yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: I said it would be a great idea to put
Speaker 1: up a clip of the podcast every week that we like,
Speaker 1: with just the Brooklyn Boys graphic behind it, just to
Speaker 1: get the account going and to give people a clip
Speaker 1: of the audio story. That's just scary. I think we
Speaker 1: should do a video of course something every well fucking
Speaker 1: video talk is visual. Yeah so I said, too scary,
Speaker 1: but that's a great idea. Who's gonna edit it? We
Speaker 1: don't know which one of us knows that at a
Speaker 1: video And this is what I heard, crickets right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I can edit video on my phone. We've gotten
Speaker 1: pretty good at that. Okay, I have the Splice. We
Speaker 1: figured some ship out to come up the Splice app
Speaker 1: with a slice app Splice. It's called Splice. They should
Speaker 1: advertise on our podcast, by the way, Splice for life.
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, wait, wait, well we're gonna start using
Speaker 1: TikTok so that we can teach you stuff and you
Speaker 1: can say TikTok taught me scary. Okay, good right, I
Speaker 1: love that. Alright, Um, do I have time to talk
Speaker 1: about Facebook for a quick step. Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I just posted. Yeah, I posted right before we started.
Speaker 1: Uh my year, I said it was exactly twenty eight
Speaker 1: years ago. In that Z and Hunter took a chance
Speaker 1: on a nerdy college student and changed his entire life.
Speaker 1: Happy anniversary to me. Oh, happy anniversary. That was both
Speaker 1: of us, really, because this is the anniversary last week
Speaker 1: was of me writing for the show. It really was
Speaker 1: the way, but you said it was. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: were at three years the station before me. So this
Speaker 1: was this was in the town facebook page. It's an
Speaker 1: old post. But I was looking for a car stereo installer,
Speaker 1: right because I'm ann upgrade the radio in my daughter's
Speaker 1: car at some point. And so I when you search
Speaker 1: the keyword, I put in radio installation. So I saw
Speaker 1: this post from a long time ago. The woman writes,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a good radio auto shop that installs
Speaker 1: serious satellite radios, that can install one in my car. Okay,
Speaker 1: she another word. She probably has an old radio that
Speaker 1: wasn't she couldn't put serious satellite radio in the car. Yep.
Speaker 1: So uh, this person wrote blah blah blah place on
Speaker 1: blah blah Street. Uh, they just installed a starter for me,
Speaker 1: don't know if they install Serious satellite radios. You should
Speaker 1: ask them about it. Oh, wow, that's not helpful. This
Speaker 1: person says, you can just get a window or dash
Speaker 1: mounted Serious XM player install it yourself in minutes. That's
Speaker 1: what I have. Um, okay. So then somebody says, why
Speaker 1: don't you just use your smartphone for to play Serious?
Speaker 1: And she writes, I want a radio in the car
Speaker 1: that has Serious satellite radio. I don't want to use
Speaker 1: my phone. This person writes, Um, just so you know,
Speaker 1: Serious is a paid prescription subscription service. Wow. Again, she
Speaker 1: just wants the recommendation of a place to install her
Speaker 1: car radio. Well, people feel that they need to circumvent
Speaker 1: and uh impart their own thing even and try to
Speaker 1: try and shoehorn it in just for the sake of
Speaker 1: putting a post up right. Well, and that's what people do. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, we've had this conversation on this podcast before
Speaker 1: where it just doesn't there's nothing's helpful in these forums,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of times. You know, here's another one. Hey,
Speaker 1: I need to make a lot of copies. Does anyone
Speaker 1: know a place that charges less than Staples does? And
Speaker 1: how much do they charge? This person wrote, you should
Speaker 1: try UPS. I know they make copies, I don't know
Speaker 1: how much they charge. So I wrote, how is that helpful?
Speaker 1: She wrote back, well, I suggested a place she can try,
Speaker 1: and I wrote back, the woman asked for a price
Speaker 1: of a different place. She didn't ask you to google
Speaker 1: places that have copy machines. Next time somebody asks for something,
Speaker 1: you should be helpful. And maybe since the woman looks
Speaker 1: like she's a hundred in her pay in her picture,
Speaker 1: I put, I put, I put eight. But I'm telling
Speaker 1: you she looked like a hundred. Maybe the woman who
Speaker 1: looks the woman I love how you're you're fucking you're
Speaker 1: going in on this girl, I said, I said, he
Speaker 1: has an idea the social justice police coming at you,
Speaker 1: not social justice whatever. Telling instead of telling an old
Speaker 1: lady who looks like she's in her eighties to go
Speaker 1: call you p a UPS store, why don't you call them,
Speaker 1: get a price for herr and be a good person
Speaker 1: and have information for her? Did she right? Just want
Speaker 1: to get your name in the conversation? She flipped you off?
Speaker 1: What did she do? No? She didn't respond, And then
Speaker 1: like nine people liked my comments. You made her feel
Speaker 1: like absolute dogshit here, I'm gonna rub your nose in
Speaker 1: this fucking crap that you excre that. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: You're a bad man, David bro Actually, you're you're it's
Speaker 1: hard to say because you're actually doing I agree with you,
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't isn't nicking up
Speaker 1: for the older woman. I wouldn't get all up in
Speaker 1: her her social media grill. I just you know what
Speaker 1: it was. I was I was screenshotting the some of
Speaker 1: the stuff with the podcast, and I came across that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, that's not helpful. You should
Speaker 1: try a store. You should try a store. How is
Speaker 1: that helpful? The woman's like, hey, Staples charges likes of
Speaker 1: page or whatever. It is, like, does anyone know any
Speaker 1: place that's cheap? Right, you're right, Just it's just you
Speaker 1: actually go and do the things that people are thinking
Speaker 1: of and they know I'm here for these people, but
Speaker 1: they don't bother with right. Well, I just I just
Speaker 1: roll my eyes and keep scrolling. I notice it. What
Speaker 1: would you do in this situation? I'm selling something on
Speaker 1: eBay for a hundred and forty dollars. It sells for
Speaker 1: stores normally what a tax? So I'm selling it for
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks off plus tax whatever. This person writes
Speaker 1: to my on eBay, Hi, I'll buy it for seventy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you would. That's not how e bay works.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I have an asking price, and you can
Speaker 1: make a bid if you'd like, you will offering me
Speaker 1: half of what I'm asking for something that sells for
Speaker 1: a hundred and ninety plus dollars. Come on now, so
Speaker 1: he wrote back, you come on now. I've seen these
Speaker 1: selling for a hundred dollars. This is eBay. People don't
Speaker 1: pay full price. So I said, oh, well, if you've
Speaker 1: seen it selling for a hundred dollars, why did you
Speaker 1: offer me seventy? And what did he say? He wrote back,
Speaker 1: never mind, of course him. He's trying to tell me
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be asking one four. Uh, why you go
Speaker 1: offer me seventy? Fuck you eBay guy. Man, you're in
Speaker 1: a tear. You are a you know what, you gotta
Speaker 1: get it because you've got too much time on your hands. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: David Brodie, you're like sitting here. I could just picture
Speaker 1: you with your bowl of grape nuts in the in
Speaker 1: the morning or at grape nuts whatever it is, and
Speaker 1: you're you're sitting there staring at the screen and you're
Speaker 1: just waiting for someone to and to just to just
Speaker 1: to jump on them. In in the comments section of
Speaker 1: whatever the post is there a stick? Thank you? Sticks? Yeah,
Speaker 1: too much time on my hands. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: dumb people out there that well, and and as you
Speaker 1: do in this situation, you have too much time on
Speaker 1: my hands. Time on my hands. So I've told you
Speaker 1: about my backyard. So let me see if I can
Speaker 1: just supposed to okay, well, yeah, thank you, Elton John.
Speaker 1: Time spent with you. Okay. So my backyard has a
Speaker 1: pool in it. It's um horizontal, so it goes left
Speaker 1: to right in my backyard, and then my deck steps
Speaker 1: go down to the right, and so you go down
Speaker 1: my deck steps. There's an open area right and I
Speaker 1: have three dogs. I let the dogs run around without
Speaker 1: a leash. Who let the dogs out? Who? Me? And
Speaker 1: I've told you about my neighbors have a fence with
Speaker 1: a dog behind it, and they have green green covering
Speaker 1: over most of it. So the space between Dave Matthews, man,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get me. Yeah, I saw it coming
Speaker 1: when I was saying it the space between my pool
Speaker 1: fence and my neighbor's fence, I wouldn't say it's about
Speaker 1: twelve feet, but that's my property up until about six
Speaker 1: inches before their fence. There's twelve feet across my property
Speaker 1: at the end of that. So if I walk between
Speaker 1: our properties, if I keep walking away from my house,
Speaker 1: there's a wooded area. So there's a wooden fence that
Speaker 1: separates my property from the one behind it, which happens
Speaker 1: to be a parking lot. It wasn't when I bought
Speaker 1: the house, but then the place extended their parking lot,
Speaker 1: and I said, well, if you're gonna extend you parking lot,
Speaker 1: you build me a fence. Okay, but a nice wooden fence.
Speaker 1: I have a private backyard where the fence ends. I
Speaker 1: can walk into the woods if I want, okay, but
Speaker 1: they're not my woods. The woods, so I'm I'm in
Speaker 1: the backyard with my dogs not unleashes because it's my backyard.
Speaker 1: And out of the woods in broad daylight comes a
Speaker 1: seven year old man who's wearing bike pants, like satin pants,
Speaker 1: right whatever, Like what do you spandex pants? A Fannie
Speaker 1: pack and it looks like he's a power walker, and
Speaker 1: he comes walking into my backyard from the woods. Now
Speaker 1: woods is not your property. No, where the fence ends
Speaker 1: my where my property. He's walking into the area between
Speaker 1: my property and my neighbor's property. He's probably this oriented
Speaker 1: and lost. No no, no, no, no, no no. So
Speaker 1: I stopped him about twenty ft away. Go excuse me,
Speaker 1: Can I help you? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm just walking through.
Speaker 1: I mean you walking through. I'm walking to the street
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna make it right and go towards
Speaker 1: the avenue like I'm going that way. I said, this,
Speaker 1: this is my Now he's walking along my fence, my
Speaker 1: pool fence. So so he's like as close to my
Speaker 1: pool as possible. I said, this is my private property's
Speaker 1: my backyard. What do you mean you're walking through? Are
Speaker 1: you confronted him? He's My dogs are going ballistic. They're
Speaker 1: gonna attack him. My little dogs. Scary. He's in my backyard.
Speaker 1: You have walked into my backyard. He was gonna walk
Speaker 1: through the gate to the side because between the two,
Speaker 1: he was gonna walk through my gate. It no, no,
Speaker 1: he's not a thief. Listen to me. So I stopped him.
Speaker 1: I said, so this this is my property. So no, no, lie,
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I'm so sorry. He takes one step
Speaker 1: to his left my right, so he's one step closer
Speaker 1: to my neighbor, and he goes sorry and starts walking again.
Speaker 1: I go, dude, this is all my property. Can you
Speaker 1: can you go back in the woods. You're gonna you
Speaker 1: sent him back to the woods. So he says, I
Speaker 1: don't mean any home him. He goes, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: thought I could walk through here. I said, does this
Speaker 1: look like an alley way to you? Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I'm scary. I was on the phone, you know,
Speaker 1: our friend Patty from the record label. I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone with Patty because he called me for my birthday.
Speaker 1: I wished me happy birthday. This was on my birthday.
Speaker 1: And he's laughing at him in the phone. He's laughing,
Speaker 1: laughing because I'm on the phone and this guy, all
Speaker 1: of a sudding's in my backyard. So so I said, look,
Speaker 1: do me fit now? First? So I was like, how
Speaker 1: funny is he took one step to the left because
Speaker 1: he was out of my I go, dude, it's all
Speaker 1: my proper. Please tell me that you gave him a
Speaker 1: pass and you let it. I said, sir, you can
Speaker 1: go out this way. Step over the gate. There's a
Speaker 1: little gate that I keep uh between our fences so
Speaker 1: that my dogs don't run out, so he could stay
Speaker 1: to step overbill gate. I go, sir, don't trip over
Speaker 1: the gate. Step over the little fence I put up.
Speaker 1: And please, I said, And sir, I'm going to assume
Speaker 1: this is your first time doing this. I hope you
Speaker 1: haven't done it before. Please don't do it again. Have
Speaker 1: a nice day. That was the right thing, because otherwise
Speaker 1: he would come back three in the morning. You're throwing
Speaker 1: a brick through your fucking window. He wasn't that kind
Speaker 1: of you made him go back in the woods. Came
Speaker 1: from I am scrape. I see you with a fucking
Speaker 1: I see you with with a fucking double barrel, long
Speaker 1: nose shotgun, sitting on your fucking milk crate with a
Speaker 1: tumbleweed hanging out of your mouth, waiting property environment envarmint
Speaker 1: and shoot at his feet, not dance boy, damn it.
Speaker 1: I don't know property. But even if I did, it's
Speaker 1: just it's not it's it's my demeanor. It's just the
Speaker 1: way I am in the way I was raised. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question, because to me, my first
Speaker 1: my first thought would be this poor guy is lost
Speaker 1: and he needs help getting out of here. So what
Speaker 1: passed your question? You grew up in a three family
Speaker 1: it's free, it's it's free to it's free to pass
Speaker 1: through the property. Right, it doesn't, it doesn't cause any
Speaker 1: He's not stepping on the fucking dandelions? Is he is? He?
Speaker 1: My dogs are back there. If my dogs attack him
Speaker 1: and he takes me to court, even if I have
Speaker 1: every right in the world, I have to then go
Speaker 1: to court. If he trips and falls and hurts himself,
Speaker 1: I can be sued, whether or not he could win
Speaker 1: or not. Like there's there's there's a reason why you
Speaker 1: don't want people on your property. You don't have property.
Speaker 1: Let mesk your question. You grew up in a two
Speaker 1: family house, okay, and next to your house was a driveway, right,
Speaker 1: a driveway separating your house in your neighbor's house, right,
Speaker 1: And in the back yard there was probably like a
Speaker 1: chain link fence that protected you from the people behind you.
Speaker 1: Typical benson Hurst, Brooklyn property. Let's say you're in your
Speaker 1: backyard and you had your dog back there, and your
Speaker 1: your little sister and your brother. You're all back there whatever,
Speaker 1: um and maybe you dressed like a bomb because it's
Speaker 1: your property in your back there. And some guy decides
Speaker 1: he's gonna walk through your driveway and jump over the
Speaker 1: fence in your backyard because he wants because he wants
Speaker 1: to get to let's say you were on seventy Street.
Speaker 1: He wants to get to seventy Street. And the easiest
Speaker 1: way to do it is to go through your driveway
Speaker 1: into your backyard and hop over the fence. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: ask him what he was doing. Unacceptable because of the
Speaker 1: way the layout. Those are close quarters, those houses are
Speaker 1: all on top of each other. There's no reason to
Speaker 1: do it. You're talking about the suburbs, talking about the
Speaker 1: suburbs with a huge open area with woods and everything.
Speaker 1: You guys don't have a huge open it's my house.
Speaker 1: I don't have a huge house. You know that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it's a little there, scary. He saw me
Speaker 1: in the backyard with the dogs and thought he'd still
Speaker 1: walk through. You don't see that as a problem. You
Speaker 1: know the night I'm homeowners And again, if you're a
Speaker 1: homeowner in Montana, where no one lives next to you
Speaker 1: for like a hundred miles. I'm telling about people who
Speaker 1: have like a house next to your house. If somebody
Speaker 1: walk through your backyard to cut like to save time,
Speaker 1: and you were back there on your dogs are there
Speaker 1: with no leashes on slices, you know you'd be like
Speaker 1: what you've got little ankle biters. You don't even have
Speaker 1: like big dogs. They're like my ankle bighter. But he
Speaker 1: can still cause blood. He can still Like I'm Drew there,
Speaker 1: you can take boppy little dogs. Drew is seventeen pounds,
Speaker 1: tough guy. He'll he'll rip your sock open. Who do
Speaker 1: you have him trained to do that? No? Alright? UM,
Speaker 1: I did want to thank a couple of people real quick.
Speaker 1: Um uh who sent me this here? Right now? Um?
Speaker 1: I have three things because you guys love me, I
Speaker 1: know you do. Um and so Oran or Michael sent
Speaker 1: me a picture of uts, Grillos pickles, classic Dill pickle chips,
Speaker 1: Dill pickle flavored potato chips. Shady jew Mobster sent me,
Speaker 1: um the real dill dip. It's a dip with just
Speaker 1: packed with dill. So fuck you two. And then Ted
Speaker 1: Olympus five tweeted at me and said, you've got to
Speaker 1: try this, Brody. It's dolls chopped double dil salad. That
Speaker 1: sounds like it's right at my alley, so it's it's
Speaker 1: solid and double dill, to which Ted A Limpus five said,
Speaker 1: that's a triple f you doll greens and double dill.
Speaker 1: So he's right. So thank you for continuing to send
Speaker 1: me all of these things. I will never go near.
Speaker 1: We have a couple of d ms I wanted to
Speaker 1: read on Instagram while we were here. Yes, please, uh
Speaker 1: they sent it to me personally. Hey man, this is
Speaker 1: from uh Lev Ruble. Listen to podcast number forty four.
Speaker 1: Chat GPT is great. I'm a software engineer. By the way,
Speaker 1: chat GPT is the artificial intelligence thing that is sweeping
Speaker 1: the nation and it's everywhere. If you don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, you'll you will soon because it's gonna take
Speaker 1: over your life. It's gonna well. Today, Seinfeld is trending
Speaker 1: on Twitter because someone may use chat GPT to write
Speaker 1: a Seinfeld episode and it's computer animated Seinfeld episode created
Speaker 1: by the computer. Yeah, the computer will do anything you want,
Speaker 1: from write an essay to draw a picture too, I
Speaker 1: don't know pretty much pretty much take over people's jobs
Speaker 1: are your DA and won't ask your D for you.
Speaker 1: So I'm a software engineer and and chat GPT. It's
Speaker 1: capable of writing good quality code. My Mustang has different
Speaker 1: exhaust modes too. Oh this is now right. Shifting gears
Speaker 1: pun intended to the UH to the Car conversation where
Speaker 1: I said that all I have to do is check
Speaker 1: a box on a menu on my screen, and my
Speaker 1: my car can go room, room, room. He says, I
Speaker 1: have quiet, normal sports and track. The best part is
Speaker 1: to start the car and track mode at six am
Speaker 1: in the morning and wake up the bitchy neighbors. Thank you, Lev.
Speaker 1: I have sports mode on my charger, so I yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fascinating that it's all digital. Now you can just
Speaker 1: check a box and then it revs. UH from Carol
Speaker 1: bug Killer One. Happy birthday, Brody, Happy birthday. I love
Speaker 1: listening to you guys because you guys are such polar opposites.
Speaker 1: Scary is always happy, go lucky, and Brody is crusty
Speaker 1: and cranky like me. Yet as a compliment, if I'm
Speaker 1: like you, it works and it is always a great podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you that made me laugh. Also, Jennifer Kiddo young
Speaker 1: what he was this? Uh oh? She sent me a video.
Speaker 1: What's the video about? It was? Um oh? She basically said,
Speaker 1: are you going to the nineties party or the two
Speaker 1: thousands party? So basically it's a DJ. Right, it's a
Speaker 1: DJ spinning. She's spinning and then she's got music playing
Speaker 1: on one side and the other. I'll play a little
Speaker 1: clip of it for you. I guess, I guess it is.
Speaker 1: Um Well, people know the nineties anyway, so so anyway, yea,
Speaker 1: but right there was two thousand's. That's the nineties and
Speaker 1: then she switches off so much a little bit, okay,
Speaker 1: otherwise we have to we owe them royalties, so we
Speaker 1: can't do that. So many fucking rules. Anyway. That's what
Speaker 1: I got for you there, and we'll take a break.
Speaker 1: I have I have one d M. I want to
Speaker 1: it's from our pal Desiree. Five people asked me the
Speaker 1: same question, did Scary Jones remember your birthday this year?
Speaker 1: Because even though you're four days apart, he never remembers.
Speaker 1: I never remembers, so so so I said. Scary texted me,
Speaker 1: but only after Danielle mentioned it on The Big Show.
Speaker 1: Two minutes later, Scary texted me happy birthday at six
Speaker 1: twenty nine in the morning. Now you know I'm not
Speaker 1: awake at that point. That but the day is only
Speaker 1: six hours old, so it's not like I forgot. It
Speaker 1: was sticks stir in the morning. No, Danielle reminded you,
Speaker 1: and that's why you texted me. Doesn't count, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't You didn't remember. And then Desire wrote back,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's it. He owes you two steak dinners. Now,
Speaker 1: so I am convinced Scary Jones that you did not
Speaker 1: remember my birthday until Danielle said it on the radio.
Speaker 1: I remember it was your birthday? You sure? I'm positive?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, we'll try it again next year
Speaker 1: by podcast. Got some talkbacks, Yeah, we got some talk
Speaker 1: backs and Target and talk about Target. Yeah, umose you
Speaker 1: want to do talk Let's do Target first and then
Speaker 1: we'll end. We'll talk backs about that, all right. I
Speaker 1: was at Target a couple of Saturdays ago. Now it's Saturday,
Speaker 1: that's usually their busiest day. Correct. Three tail Saturday facts.
Speaker 1: There are only two cashiers working in a packed Saturday store. Okay,
Speaker 1: the self checkoutline, even though there's six registers that you
Speaker 1: can self check out. The line is almost to the
Speaker 1: back of the store. It's like it's Christmas. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's crazy. So I'm not getting on
Speaker 1: the self check line, even though it moves a little faster.
Speaker 1: I get on the line with four people to cashier.
Speaker 1: The woman in front of at the front of the line,
Speaker 1: she rings up like I don't know, she's watching the
Speaker 1: woman ring up like twenty five things. After the woman
Speaker 1: gives her her total, what does she do? She then
Speaker 1: opens up her purse and opens up her wallet, then
Speaker 1: starts fiddling around looking for her credit card. Would it
Speaker 1: have killed her to get a goddamn credit card ready
Speaker 1: before the woman was finished ringing her up. That's my
Speaker 1: first problem. Okay, the next guy walks up to put
Speaker 1: his stuff on the Now, you know how when people
Speaker 1: go up to put this stuff on the on the
Speaker 1: conveyor belt, there's dividers so you can put your stuff up.
Speaker 1: The next guy, even though again if there's a line
Speaker 1: and only two cashiers, he doesn't put his stuff on
Speaker 1: the on the thing, there's dividers sitting there. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell him. I'm not gonna be yelling from three
Speaker 1: guys by him going could you put stuff up? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Not yet I was getting ready. So as he's unloading
Speaker 1: his cart, a genius decides they're gonna put a seventy
Speaker 1: old man on the register, which is not a problem
Speaker 1: against old people. It's his first day on the job,
Speaker 1: so his job now in the rush of two cashiers.
Speaker 1: He gets on the register. Hew you doing, and so
Speaker 1: she's like, here's the scanner and here's how you enter numbers,
Speaker 1: and she's teaching him the registers. He's live training during
Speaker 1: prime time at six o'clock on a Saturday. Okay, the
Speaker 1: guy who didn't unload his card scary, no joke. He
Speaker 1: decides to pay with cash. Who pays with cash? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know what his credit history is,
Speaker 1: but he's got to pay in dollar bills. And the
Speaker 1: guy now has to make change. The old man, the
Speaker 1: older gentleman, is like, oh okay, and the girls like okay,
Speaker 1: now putting the money and now you owe him change,
Speaker 1: and he's like he's counting the money like you know,
Speaker 1: and then he's like getting the coins and I'm shaking
Speaker 1: at this point, scary because I want to go home.
Speaker 1: I gotta feed the dogs, right, I want to have
Speaker 1: dinner with my family. I want to get home. I
Speaker 1: brought the reason I say feed the dogs. I had
Speaker 1: to go out and buy dog food. That's why I
Speaker 1: was a Target. I got the dog food that my
Speaker 1: dog is waiting for and I want to get home.
Speaker 1: So the old guys like whatever. The next woman goes,
Speaker 1: there's never credit card ready, I'm two people away, and
Speaker 1: the manager comes over and says, Cherie, you gotta jump
Speaker 1: on the register. You gotta get on the register. So
Speaker 1: she moves the old guy away. Okay, right, she rings
Speaker 1: up two people. One more person and he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: I think I'm good. She puts him back on the register,
Speaker 1: but now she's helping him scan. Okay, she's assisting him
Speaker 1: even though the line is not moving. The next person
Speaker 1: comes up. He doesn't speak English. He's asking questions. The
Speaker 1: old guy is trying to answer him, like telling him
Speaker 1: his price. He's asking how much. He doesn't see the screen.
Speaker 1: Nobody speaks Spanish. They have to call someone over to
Speaker 1: translate because he's got questions. I mean, this is a Saturday.
Speaker 1: And by the way, this is why I only go
Speaker 1: to Target at eleven o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 1: And you're a smart man, David Brodie, Why would you
Speaker 1: feed into the fire. We didn't realize we were running
Speaker 1: low on the dog food until we went to feed
Speaker 1: the dogs, like my wife, out of necessity and yeah, desperation, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we had a target because that's who sells the
Speaker 1: fresh friend we order for the dogs. So I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been there. But first of all, how do you
Speaker 1: have two cashiers on Saturday Saturday night? And then how
Speaker 1: do you put an old guy? Look, even though it
Speaker 1: was a kid to train whatever, the guy's moving like
Speaker 1: a turtle. Maybe Saturday at six isn't the best time
Speaker 1: to train to time me the turtle, I don't know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guys, so the guys like ditto Tommy turtles like
Speaker 1: no because I don't speak Spanish, you guys like no,
Speaker 1: bust my own. How long is this line? By the way, well,
Speaker 1: I was on when I started the conversation. I was
Speaker 1: like fifth or sixth in line, maybe fifth, fourth whatever
Speaker 1: I said. I think it was fifth, but it was.
Speaker 1: And now get this that line for the self checkout.
Speaker 1: That was all the way to the back of the store.
Speaker 1: The people I saw on the end of the line.
Speaker 1: There was a woman in a red coat, so I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll see where she is. She's ringing up
Speaker 1: her own stuff at this point, Well, I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: Tommy the Turtle to learn how to use a register
Speaker 1: on a Saturday The fuck you? Target? What? What? So?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know most people would have walked out,
Speaker 1: but I had to pay for the dog food. I
Speaker 1: get it. I would have walked out. I've walked out
Speaker 1: of Target before on a Sunday afternoon. I tell you
Speaker 1: about free to art. No more recently, I walked in.
Speaker 1: I was going towards the back of the story to
Speaker 1: get my ship. And as I'm walking towards the back,
Speaker 1: people are facing me in line all the way up
Speaker 1: the aisle and I'm looking at and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: walking past them and there and I'm like, what's this?
Speaker 1: Is this the line to check out? Like yeah, they're
Speaker 1: They're holding one long queue and then there's a lady
Speaker 1: up front telling people to go to the next register.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the line. Yes, I'm like okay, Cia,
Speaker 1: and I turned around and I walked right the funk
Speaker 1: out because I'm the path of least resistance guy. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna curse. I'm not gonna curse everyone out. And
Speaker 1: for standing in a line or training training Tommy the
Speaker 1: Turtle used the register on a Saturday. Ain't good time
Speaker 1: for that ship? Oh god, alright, why do all here?
Speaker 1: We go? Awesome for being on the same uh queue
Speaker 1: there for are saying Brooklyn, I think you guys should
Speaker 1: tape that and just use that at the end of
Speaker 1: each episode. On the other hand, it's quite funny whenever
Speaker 1: you guys are off, so whatever. But it was cool
Speaker 1: to have you guys both together today. Ah see, there
Speaker 1: you go, some people saying that we nailed the Brooklyn thing.
Speaker 1: Of course because we're together. I was going to actually
Speaker 1: say it too soon or too late and make it
Speaker 1: a bit Let's see what they want for that reason alone,
Speaker 1: we should be together every week right now. That woman
Speaker 1: had a great idea scary get the clip of us
Speaker 1: yelling Brooklyn at the same time, and then at the
Speaker 1: end of the show just play it. Okay, that has
Speaker 1: to be next week. It's fun, lazy may This is
Speaker 1: the absolute worst. I feel you're pain and I hate
Speaker 1: that you gave them a five our review. They totally
Speaker 1: sure I took them there. Something was wrong day towards me.
Speaker 1: I don't even know twelve bucks to fix something that
Speaker 1: was not wrong. And then when I called, I pulled
Speaker 1: brody and I called called cold everybody because they're giving
Speaker 1: me money back. Money never came, and now I'm just screwed.
Speaker 1: So forget me, Okay, get your money. Don't don't fall
Speaker 1: asleep on that one stick, you know, stay with it
Speaker 1: there you. Hey, guys, this is Hoernandez from Puerto Rico,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to tell you about the talk back
Speaker 1: with the medicine and the Great fruit um. We have
Speaker 1: an enzyme called cytochrome P four fifty and the great
Speaker 1: fruit inhabits this and if that medicine um is um
Speaker 1: cleaved or processed by that ensign, well it will lead
Speaker 1: to a toxicity. So that's why it says that goodbye guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we heard that one before. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They must have repeated themselves, all right, but that's very helpful.
Speaker 1: It's impossible. It just came in after we recording our
Speaker 1: last episode. Here's someone commenting on episode the chili is bad,
Speaker 1: but that shirt is fine, So they were listening to
Speaker 1: that episode when they hit the talk back button. I
Speaker 1: wonder what this could be about. Hey, b boys, Christie
Speaker 1: and saddle Brook Place for life. Hasty birthday, fellow Aquarians.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine b Scary Groundhog Day, February twod. If
Speaker 1: you have any pulse here, please get us an early spring.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Have you guys ever been to
Speaker 1: Patty's Tavern and Patterson for their pizza? It is by
Speaker 1: far the best pizza. I was weed on that pizza.
Speaker 1: It's been there forever. My grandparents would take my mom
Speaker 1: and uncles and always go on a Friday night. It's
Speaker 1: worth the trip. Alright, do we noted? I guess we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to add that to our We'll do a
Speaker 1: pizza pow. Wow. What was the chili in the shirt thing?
Speaker 1: That's the name of the episode that they That's the
Speaker 1: name of the episode in which they left the talk back.
Speaker 1: It tells you the title of the episode they were
Speaker 1: listening to. Now, she must have paused it and and
Speaker 1: just put the talk back there. But it had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that episode. But they're trying. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at Patsy's Tavern and Patterson. What did they get? Four
Speaker 1: four and a half stars on Facebook, four and a
Speaker 1: half stars on Yelp. I go Google. I'm a Google
Speaker 1: ratings guy. I know I'm looking for Google ratings because
Speaker 1: you know, we know some of them. Okay, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the Google images. The sign looks really old, like
Speaker 1: it's a classic place. The sausage is the lump sausage.
Speaker 1: I prefer slices like I take you to. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. It looks like they've got both here.
Speaker 1: And it looks like at some point, uh Presidente from
Speaker 1: Barstool rated the pizza nice. What did he give it? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, let me, uh me skip this ad here,
Speaker 1: hold onto right now. So we need a pizza pow Wow,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, pizza pow Wow. You like that? It looks
Speaker 1: like an old school play, so would paneling. Now we're talking,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Is it like Star Tavern? Wow?
Speaker 1: That's that's huge. Anytime he goes over nine, that nine
Speaker 1: is making a statement for him. Yeah, alright, alright, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Slice. Yeah. I love that Brodie and Scary
Speaker 1: Scary Brodie. It's dead from ct Baby. Just want to
Speaker 1: let you know that last sign off. It was perfect.
Speaker 1: You guys made my week. You guys made me smile.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. You guys are my number one podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm a slice for life baby. Just want to let
Speaker 1: you guys know that you guys are the bomb. It's
Speaker 1: great hearing guys together again and funck Abe seventy seven
Speaker 1: fundal funk, the girl at CBS two and the guy
Speaker 1: at the fire place A plus that guy for being
Speaker 1: a good guy. But fuck the guy who screwed you.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's tire fudl. Wow, uh scary. You need to
Speaker 1: send me that audio. Want to make it my ring tone.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she did a rail of coat before
Speaker 1: leaving that talk about now she sounds sucking. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: like that energy we do. Oh my god, that was great.
Speaker 1: I want this um. In response to the drugs, medical
Speaker 1: drugs where you don't remember what you did, my mom
Speaker 1: used to take value and on two separate occasions. One
Speaker 1: time she tried to kick me out of the house
Speaker 1: when I was thirteen years old because she thought I
Speaker 1: was eighteen and she wouldn't be living there anymore. At
Speaker 1: that time, she cutted out some workers that were doing
Speaker 1: some yardwork in our backyard. She thought they were stealing
Speaker 1: our plans. I love you guys. That's Brody and Scary
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody Scary. You missed slipping joke that Brody
Speaker 1: just did. You guys were talking about chat uh gpt
Speaker 1: something like that, and Scary says, I'm all about having tools,
Speaker 1: and Brodie slipped right in and being one. I love
Speaker 1: you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. No, I knew,
Speaker 1: I just I didn't want to plank Here Valley p
Speaker 1: a later, thank you, Lee High Valley. I knew, but
Speaker 1: I just kept I was a little the sentence. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna acknowledge it. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We were in the same apartment, so I saw Scary's face.
Speaker 1: He heard it because he made like something stinks in
Speaker 1: this room face and they kept talking. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: was not going to acknowledge it. I was not going
Speaker 1: to allow him to distract me and throw me off.
Speaker 1: Said yeah, thank you, Hey guys, Michael hate me back
Speaker 1: from Dayton, Ohio. And this is in reference to episode
Speaker 1: two forty four. You guys are currently talking about honey
Speaker 1: on pizza and I absolutely love pizza. My wife and
Speaker 1: I have it at least once a week, and um,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of honey going on it, but after
Speaker 1: hearing you guys talk about it, I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: a try. Specifically, Mike's hot honey. That's like a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also it goes with pepperoni, but I wouldn't put it
Speaker 1: on with like ausage, necessarily different taste. But yeah, Google
Speaker 1: like Jersey. I've been listening to you since five am
Speaker 1: is now five pm. Thank you for entertaining me so
Speaker 1: to thirty nine win freak gas. What are you saying, Brodie?
Speaker 1: I cut you on. That's awesome. Five hours of us,
Speaker 1: God bless you, I think, I PM, let's hear that's
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I tel hours. Um, I would uh go
Speaker 1: on Yelp or Google and see, like who in your
Speaker 1: area sells pizza with honey on it? Because they're probably
Speaker 1: perfected the recipe. I wouldn't just throw honey on pizza.
Speaker 1: Good good plan. Yeah, thank you, Brooklyn boys. Is this
Speaker 1: Chris calling from North Carolina? And that's all he said?
Speaker 1: Well maybe he continues here. Hey brooken boys, it is
Speaker 1: christ from North Catina. Today is January, which means one
Speaker 1: day is today. It's David Brodie's birthday. What a day
Speaker 1: for a birthday. Let's all have some cake except for
Speaker 1: scary hashtag first quarter scary. I love you guys, boy
Speaker 1: and scary. I'm down twenty six pounds, by the way,
Speaker 1: two days down six pounds. Awesome for that call. Everything
Speaker 1: is awesome. That's great, that's all. He is, your boy
Speaker 1: and scary scary. Why are you afraid of the chat
Speaker 1: GPT or whatever his face is when once the last
Speaker 1: time you needed an essay written, well, you needed at
Speaker 1: Limerick on hand. You'll make fun taps, you pull up songs.
Speaker 1: Do you think the robot can do a better Michael Oppenheimer?
Speaker 1: You think the robot can do a better Rock Phillips
Speaker 1: phone tap, thank you? Come on man, that point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But there are things to worry about. If it's used maliciously,
Speaker 1: it gets into the wrong hands, it can be used
Speaker 1: the wrong way. I'm telling you, I'm telling you this
Speaker 1: thing is it's it could be kids evil. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm listen. I'm sure when tempered and controlled by humans,
Speaker 1: it's going to do the right thing because of what
Speaker 1: we ask it to do, and it could be very helpful.
Speaker 1: It's when it's when people start cutting costs at companies
Speaker 1: and want to use these robots in places of people,
Speaker 1: then we're gonna have problems. Or someone uses it to
Speaker 1: program or deep fake someone into giving them money because
Speaker 1: they think Tom Cruise is on a video telling them
Speaker 1: to do so, or the President of the United States
Speaker 1: is making a speech that never happened. Yes, it is
Speaker 1: capable of producing full ten a DP video four K
Speaker 1: video of of moving images of sleep tonight scar someone okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the latest one, and I play this
Speaker 1: last they someone went on TikTok again. Fucking TikTok. These
Speaker 1: two guys said, let's uh, let's tell chat GPT to
Speaker 1: write a Drake song. So it says, write a Drake
Speaker 1: song about about pineapples, and you know, literally giving a
Speaker 1: stupid topic that's three minutes long and has this kind
Speaker 1: of cadence to it. Whatever. The thing took a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes, a couple more minutes. It exactly took the lyrics.
Speaker 1: They took the lyrics. Then they made it into a
Speaker 1: song by saying, now make this into a hip hop
Speaker 1: beat boom. All of a sudden, they produced a Drake
Speaker 1: song fully produced that sounds like drake is rapping about
Speaker 1: fucking pineapples. I'm telling you this ship is dangerous. You
Speaker 1: mark my words. No one's taking for whatever reason. Now
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that could be used in the wrong way,
Speaker 1: but who knows what it is capable? Alright, yeah, hold on,
Speaker 1: don't a one time God's plan, God's plan, man, whatever
Speaker 1: is God's plan? From another mist I had Hawaiian pizza
Speaker 1: for dinner last night as well, must have had a
Speaker 1: craving at the same time. I hope you all have
Speaker 1: a great day. Love listening to you, Bye bye later.
Speaker 1: Who's out? And that's all she wrote? All right, I
Speaker 1: got a lot to think about here. M hmm. Have
Speaker 1: you given a drake? By the way, if I know,
Speaker 1: I've talked about it before, but if you have a chance,
Speaker 1: go on YouTube and look look at um. I think
Speaker 1: it's the videos called like how to write a Chain
Speaker 1: Smoker's hit song or something, and the guy plays the
Speaker 1: keyboard and he basically shows you you take a location
Speaker 1: in the country in the world, town or city, a
Speaker 1: noun an object, and then like decide if you want
Speaker 1: to sing about love or relationship and he and he
Speaker 1: shows you like the chord progressions of like most of
Speaker 1: the chain smoker songs. It's very funny. How to make
Speaker 1: every song sound like a chain smoker song something like that.
Speaker 1: I love it, very funny. Yeah, that's my homework. No AI,
Speaker 1: there just some guy would Could we do this two
Speaker 1: weeks in a row? Oh not a chance, not a shot?
Speaker 1: You did? I get it? Am I later early Ready brood?
Speaker 1: But you didn't tell me if I should be later
Speaker 1: Early boys