WEBVTT - #245: Brody's Birthday Balls Were Cold

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<v Speaker 1>Start uf dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn buys, start Data. They're making noise data up episode too.

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<v Speaker 1>We're the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, buddy, Yeah, he's scary and

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<v Speaker 1>he's that guy. Yep, he's that guy, David Brody. If

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<v Speaker 1>this is your first episode, thanks for waiting two episodes

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<v Speaker 1>to find us. But we're glad you found us and

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<v Speaker 1>five years now enjoy this one and then go back

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to the episode zero and work your way

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<v Speaker 1>up in order, right, but listen to this entire episode first.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good one. I like how we're welcoming new

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<v Speaker 1>people through the door. This is this is nice. We

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<v Speaker 1>should have been doing since the beginning. Well every episode.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you can't always, but I'm I feel a

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<v Speaker 1>vibe new year. Knew you. People are exercising, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to the gym, listening to us in their in their headphones,

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<v Speaker 1>their earphones. You feel like this is podcast time. I

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<v Speaker 1>just hope that the listenership doesn't drop off the way

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<v Speaker 1>people at the gym do. And that's like by March, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what happened. Well, let me let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this. What do you think of this idea? I uh,

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<v Speaker 1>about four years ago, I bought a recumbent bike. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what that is? Who a recumbent bike? No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so it's an exercise bike, except it's it's the time

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<v Speaker 1>where you you sit down and your feet go straight

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<v Speaker 1>and your pedal. Okay, but you're not sitting on a

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<v Speaker 1>bike seat, just sort of like reclined, a reclinement. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what about it? Have you? Well? I used it a

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<v Speaker 1>few times, my daughter used it a few times, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the head unit, the big digital thing you pushed

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<v Speaker 1>the buttons and said everything it went, it went. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think I may have told the story how I

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<v Speaker 1>I called Schwinn. There was some they ended up. They

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<v Speaker 1>sent me a new unit that was the wrong unit

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<v Speaker 1>for my machine. They didn't want it back as they

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<v Speaker 1>say that might get damaged in shipping and that they

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<v Speaker 1>can't be they couldn't use it again, just keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sold that for three d then got another

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<v Speaker 1>one from them for my troubles for free, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I basically have a new recumbent bike. It's the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's you know, it was it was in very

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<v Speaker 1>good condition. Now the whole digital is all new. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't used it of courses in college. Nobody's using it now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a clothesline pretty much, just sitting there as

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I know. I know I made a rule though,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for the treadmills. They make it for clothes. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I made a rule when I bought it. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if you don't use it. You can

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<v Speaker 1>never have clothing on it. That's a rule. And said, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in. It's in one of the wholes. So this

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<v Speaker 1>way you can. You can give off the facade when

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<v Speaker 1>company comes that it may be used. It may or

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<v Speaker 1>may not be, but it has clothes on it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it's gone right, it's just sitting there. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't because I bought it for her. She wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to use it my two kids. When two of my

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<v Speaker 1>kids wanted to use it, like, I'll buy a few guys,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't. You can't use of a clothing anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is time to sell it, right because everyone's buying

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I got like a week lass myself. I think. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to say, I think you're a little

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<v Speaker 1>late to the party on that. I think anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>started the whole New Year New you think started about

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<v Speaker 1>a month ago. Yeah, but I know, I know from

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<v Speaker 1>when I bought this in February a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You spend January trying to find one, you realize they're

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<v Speaker 1>too expensive. Then you stuck going on on on YouTube, Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube, eBay, Facebook to get one that's already like

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<v Speaker 1>mocked down. I think it's an impulse by I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's too late. No, I think I think people whose

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<v Speaker 1>friends are working out, they're like, yeah, I should probably

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<v Speaker 1>get one. It's no, I'm not worried. I'm not worried anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my movie. I'm gonna I'm gonna sell me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, so much has been going on you

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. Just yeah, Well, it's my birthday. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my birth it's my it's my birthday. I'm sandwiched in

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<v Speaker 1>between two holidays for myself today David Brodie's birthday. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't counting that one, but okay, maybe three holidays. And

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<v Speaker 1>then yesterday I celebrated my twenty eight year at Z

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<v Speaker 1>one years ago. Yesterday I was hired back, congratulations, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then tomorrow that was in February first higher and

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<v Speaker 1>now tomorrow, February three is my birthday. That's very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, that's that's that's exciting. I'm gonna give you

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<v Speaker 1>the exact cause I don't want to be wrong here,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh SUPERB Bowl, what was it? Let's see, was exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing here? I'm gonna get you a date?

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<v Speaker 1>A date? What? Okay? Okay? So January okay, that week,

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<v Speaker 1>so the week of I know we're going, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>with this, and I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead. David Brody writes his first parody for Z

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<v Speaker 1>one called I'm Liking the Pack and We're Scary Jones

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<v Speaker 1>knows Brody Trivia and and it was obviously the Packers

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<v Speaker 1>were in this super Broncos who had lost the previous year,

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<v Speaker 1>and and so I wrote a song about it was

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<v Speaker 1>like in the past. It was tuned to the tune

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<v Speaker 1>of I like it like that. Yeah, baby, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>in the pack like in the But you never did

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<v Speaker 1>like to pack. You've always been a staunch je David

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<v Speaker 1>Brody like in it. It was well, I did, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I was rooting for the Packers that

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<v Speaker 1>You'll tell you why, because the Broncos defeated my Jets

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<v Speaker 1>to get into the Super Bowl. Yeah, now you see same,

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<v Speaker 1>except the Eagles made the Super Bowl. I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 1>Giants fan. They crushed the Giants and I was hoping

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners would take them out. They rolled over

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<v Speaker 1>like the Giants did so and you know whatever, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a big week for the Eagles in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>What a disgrace. By the way, you don't know the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. If first of all, whether you've been

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<v Speaker 1>to New York or not, you've all heard of the

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<v Speaker 1>Empire State Building, right, the Empire State Building. Not only

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<v Speaker 1>is is an iconic American building, certainly an iconic New

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<v Speaker 1>York building, but it's it has a huge light lighting

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<v Speaker 1>system that they renovated like twenty years ago, and they

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<v Speaker 1>can maybe ten years ago. You can switch out the

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<v Speaker 1>lights very quickly and light it up and it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>got Phillips l e ed um. It's amazing system. They

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<v Speaker 1>can change the colors very quickly. They used to have

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<v Speaker 1>to change the colors like a yeah days or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>to get all the because those hundreds and hundreds of

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<v Speaker 1>lights that had changed the plastic on each light. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they light up for nurses for the during the pandemic America,

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<v Speaker 1>during the Olympics, for charities and diseases and awareness days,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever is going on, especially if it's going on in

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<v Speaker 1>New York, that's right. If sports teams are winning, they

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<v Speaker 1>light up for the sports New York and sports teams,

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<v Speaker 1>that's correct. Well, last weekend when the Eagles one against

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners the Super Bowl, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not even a Super Bowl win, it's an NFC championship.

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<v Speaker 1>The week after they defeated New York's giants, the Empire

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<v Speaker 1>Stay Building. By the way, they're getting a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>publicity out of this, but f them. The people in

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<v Speaker 1>charge you run the Empire State Building, decided what a

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<v Speaker 1>great idea, We're gonna pay tribute to the Eagles, and

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<v Speaker 1>they lit it up green and white, no joke, it

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<v Speaker 1>was the Jets. But it's a different Green discussed the

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles discussed despicable. This is a different Philly. You'll light

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<v Speaker 1>up the will the William Penn Tower, the Philly, the

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<v Speaker 1>one and two, the two buildings that look alike. You

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<v Speaker 1>want to light up the Liberty Bell, the Comcast Center

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<v Speaker 1>of Afia. I happened to like the Eagles as a

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<v Speaker 1>side team because the owner does a lot for children's

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<v Speaker 1>charity and childhood cancer. You started draw McDonald house. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's the previous owner, whatever, one of the owners. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've looked against them, and I love Philadelphia. Keep you

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<v Speaker 1>keep that. You cannot keep your ship in your town.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was disgusted that the Empire State Building, a

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<v Speaker 1>New York building, which by the way, not a National building,

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<v Speaker 1>a New York building. It has the word Empire State

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<v Speaker 1>in it, decided to go green and white. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was absolutely miserable. This would be like putting a Giants

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<v Speaker 1>jersey on the Rocky Statue or lighting up the Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Franklin Bridge and Giants blue. Well didn't they put it

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago when the Eagles lost the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl. I think somebody put another jersey on the

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky statue. It's funny you say that, but imagine slices

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you live, whether you're in a college football town,

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<v Speaker 1>basketball town, whatever sport you like, imagine that the landmark

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<v Speaker 1>in your town, small town, big city, wherever you live,

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<v Speaker 1>decided to celebrate a major victory by your biggest rival.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like the city, the city of Columbus, Ohio

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<v Speaker 1>celebrating a Michigan State win in their city. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like that's after they knock out the buck

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<v Speaker 1>Eyes to go to the title game. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>that we're not a sports podcast, I know, but but

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<v Speaker 1>this is a this is a more than a sports story.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a pride story. Is like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>are you thinking? Like? Who who? I like, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of it. Some people were saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL paid for it. That was false. That did

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<v Speaker 1>not happen because because I know, they put the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>colors up. A few hours later when the Chiefs one

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<v Speaker 1>someone also not right, but not as bad as then.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, New York, it's free, so you

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<v Speaker 1>have to put you have to fill out a form

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, and it's not it's not a paid

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<v Speaker 1>thing at all. So one they can decide what they

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. They could do it on their own.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a big fuck you Empire State Building. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I know we don't curse out landmarks and it's only people,

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<v Speaker 1>but today, fuck you Empire State Building. That's right, and

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<v Speaker 1>that fu agnes exactly. Hashtag fuck you State but um

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<v Speaker 1>and and again once again, if your first time listening,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not a sports podcast. However, we would be how

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<v Speaker 1>would you say? We would be well, remiss, We would

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<v Speaker 1>be remiss. We would be remiss if we didn't just

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<v Speaker 1>take a moment to talk about Tom Brady retiring. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a theory, and I don't. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>cut right to the chase. Is already getting long. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what she said. A couple well, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was revealed last I think last Saturday, a Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>that Giselle bunching his wife was gonna have a do

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<v Speaker 1>a tell all with Vanity Fair and it was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be released this week. Also the movie eighty for Brady,

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<v Speaker 1>which Brady I guess helped fund, you know, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>in it right, it comes out tomorrow, I figured, And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he literally killed two birds in one stone

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<v Speaker 1>by being the front of all the pages, all the headlines,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the social media and just running the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>table to a squelch out Giselle's little tell all with

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<v Speaker 1>Vanity Fair. Who knows what she's gonna say or even said.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if it was released yet, because

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Brady took over the news or promo for his movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So advantage Tom Brady though, But yeah, but why why

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<v Speaker 1>announced it? And on that specific day? You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I don't know about that day. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You may be right on the day. I think he's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely retiring. No, I'm gonna saying, but I think he

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<v Speaker 1>might have had it for a while. He's I'm gonna,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna. I'm gonna pull this card when I need to. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>should we play the Brady clip now and then get

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<v Speaker 1>all the sports out of the way. No, we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think we even need to play the clip. I

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<v Speaker 1>think everyone's heard it, do you, unless you want to

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<v Speaker 1>comment on it. I'd like to comment on it if

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<v Speaker 1>we could. And again, but it's not a sports thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's a shan it's Shawn O'Hara, who is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the is a former football find this is

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<v Speaker 1>not part of the We didn't have this in our preproduction,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, have it ready? I did text you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's easy to find. I'm just gonna. I

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<v Speaker 1>texted you the clip anyway, So are you texting me

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<v Speaker 1>the clip? Yeah? I did. I texted you the link

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<v Speaker 1>said sound for the show. Sound for the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>have it. I got it right here. Okay. So he

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<v Speaker 1>is the host of like Good Morning Football something or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, and he's talking about the importance of

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Brady retiring, that everyone listening will remember where they

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<v Speaker 1>were when they heard Tom Brady was retiring. And he

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<v Speaker 1>gives two examples of things. It's like where you remember,

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<v Speaker 1>remember where you were this time and this time He

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<v Speaker 1>mentions two things that are very serious and compares tom

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<v Speaker 1>Brady's retiring. Here you go. This is a huge moment,

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<v Speaker 1>not just for Tom Brady, not just for the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>but like for all of us. You know, look, people

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<v Speaker 1>remember where they were when JFK was assassinated. Remember where

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<v Speaker 1>he were with nine eleven? His first start was a

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<v Speaker 1>week after nine eleven. That's how long ago he's been playing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I came out in the same year as him,

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and he's still playing twenty three years. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. But I'm gonna remember this like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna remember who I'm with. Kyle's gonna remember he was

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas. Um, you're you're gonna be sorry. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a Tom Brady fan, You're not are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>remember where you were? And is that you're really gonna

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<v Speaker 1>use nine eleven and Kennedy's assess I think that a

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<v Speaker 1>football player retired. I don't care if he's the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback of all time that you're gonna put him in

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<v Speaker 1>the same set with nine eleven. That's a no for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember where I was a nine eleven. I was

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio, like I remember, But Son, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, even though I'm a Jets fan, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at the kitchen table with your mom. I was

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<v Speaker 1>eating lakes and I spot some milk on myself the

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<v Speaker 1>minute I heard Tom Brady was retiring. I remember mom

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing a plaid dress. I mean, yeah, but in

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<v Speaker 1>his world, sure he'll remember, but the rest of us

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<v Speaker 1>not so much. Yes, So he didn't do well on

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<v Speaker 1>social media. Uh, I can imagine he must have had it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the cancel culture. Snowflakes came for him. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, I don't mind him being canceled for at

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<v Speaker 1>least a day. There was he always he I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's an apology. He needs to. I think it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you don't. You can't. You can't compare the two.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we take take we are cooking, were cooking,

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<v Speaker 1>We are you know, I miss you, Brodie. Last week

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<v Speaker 1>we did the podcast in person we were here, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of feedback on that, as did I,

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<v Speaker 1>saying that the energy was incomparable. And I loved when

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<v Speaker 1>I punched you, and I loved when I yelled at

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<v Speaker 1>you downstairs, neighbor, and they love the fact that I

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<v Speaker 1>gave you a sour dyet coke that was three years old.

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<v Speaker 1>That was ship, dude. I should have made you drink

0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the other one in the friend I can't give you

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<v Speaker 1>a fullar admission. Now, I told you it was from

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<v Speaker 1>this past summer. No, that ship, it's like seven years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was seven years old, but in

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<v Speaker 1>the glass bottle of my fridge, so I figured it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fine, ship breaks down. You can't just keep

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<v Speaker 1>food in your fridge. It's food. That's all chemicals. You're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, diet coke. Yeah, chemicals react after a while,

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<v Speaker 1>they get nuclear. I could have turned green. Sh well.

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<v Speaker 1>I threw them all out. So thanks for being my

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<v Speaker 1>guinea pig. I needed to know should I serve? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I be serving this to my company? Coming over I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like six of them in there. Yeah, he's coming on Mikey.

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<v Speaker 1>He likes it. Yeah, so you you hated it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was discussed reference for those of you wondering why I'm

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<v Speaker 1>no longer going to scary his house to record the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>He tried to kill me, dude, I think we next episode,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start getting into the habit of doing the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>in person. Let's do it. Well, you want to slept

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<v Speaker 1>your equipment here, you do that, Okay, you just come here.

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<v Speaker 1>You all you gotta do is bring your headphones and

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<v Speaker 1>headphone extender and then we're good. Yeah, huh's a sleepover.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no place to park. And then you tried to

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<v Speaker 1>poison me. So I'm not I'm not motivated speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to poison me. Slices, I need your advice.

0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.760
<v Speaker 1>I need your advice here, so as you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, by the time you hear this, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to wish me happy birthday. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>you did I happy birthday, by the way, e asked me.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds that sounds creepy. No, that is a that

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<v Speaker 1>is an impression of Frosty the Snowman when he comes

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<v Speaker 1>to life and they put his hat on birthday, Happy

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday like something like that. I don't know, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to give too many detail because I want

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you where it was. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>I went out for my birthday, which was so my

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<v Speaker 1>wife took me out on Saturday for my birthday and

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<v Speaker 1>Scary says, oh, I know the you know the owner there,

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<v Speaker 1>the owner. I was like, oh cool, he goes because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell me you coming. He was a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of the show and he knows you of course. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, well sure, but okay, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, okay, great, And this is a place

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's been to before, loves the food. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>highly rated place, really is. The reviews are out back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about I'm so embarrassed. I got my tail between

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<v Speaker 1>my legs right now. So I went and the chef

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to me and he's like, I'm so excited

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<v Speaker 1>you're coming. Yeah. I did my chart, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>did I did? Did I not make the what I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Your day? We did? So we went and some of

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<v Speaker 1>the food was was very very good, but we had

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<v Speaker 1>an appetizer of rice balls, little rice balls just rice,

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<v Speaker 1>no peas, no meat, rice balls. They were cold. They

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<v Speaker 1>were ice cold inside like they were the frosted or

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<v Speaker 1>they were in like the cold refrigerator, and they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>they had to like dump dump them in the fryer

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<v Speaker 1>to reheat them. They were ice cold. That's a tough play,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, it's it's it's a predicament to be

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<v Speaker 1>in right when somebody recommends, like, okay, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to say anything, but because my name is now attached

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<v Speaker 1>to you, and and they're fawning over us the family.

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<v Speaker 1>Other family members came over to say hi and welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>wished me happy birthday. So I'm like, I can't all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the main course comes out and it looked nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like the picture on the menu. It lacked sauce, it

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<v Speaker 1>lacked cheese. It was like, I don't know, look like

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<v Speaker 1>a kid made it instead of the chaft by the

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<v Speaker 1>food critic. No, no, listen. It was an expensive meal.

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<v Speaker 1>But unlike David Brodie normally, and that was my birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't say anything. Why because out of respect for me, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because that for you, and because the guy knows I like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, if you would have caused a stink. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's stain would have been on my reputation by oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're having this fucking guy coming to my right guy? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the chef would want So here's my question.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I have said something regardless of of of the

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<v Speaker 1>introduction and the fact that he knew who I was?

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't there that night, but his family took really

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<v Speaker 1>good care of us. But there were a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>things that were not good? And should I should I? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one? Should I? Like some of you don't complain

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<v Speaker 1>at all, so I get that, but knowing it's me

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie Brooklyn boy, should I have said something? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I? Since I'm talking with the person on the

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<v Speaker 1>chef on Instagram and he's like, how'd it go? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I have said? Well? Because I didn't. I said it

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<v Speaker 1>was great, it was great, thanks, great night. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't you think he'd want to know? This is this

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<v Speaker 1>is the hard place part of it, because aside from

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<v Speaker 1>a rock in the hard place, the rice balls were

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<v Speaker 1>like a rock in a cold place. Well, I was

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<v Speaker 1>all kidding aside about me knowing the guy. Whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>case that that that take that compartmentalized for a second, um,

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<v Speaker 1>my friends who a couple of them who own restaurants

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<v Speaker 1>and bars and stuff. They always want to know from

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<v Speaker 1>me and my friends. They always want to know. They

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<v Speaker 1>tell us. They say, when you see something, you say something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. You're not offending me. You're giving me

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<v Speaker 1>constructive criticism to correct it and make it better. So please,

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<v Speaker 1>at all costs, just take notes, text me on the spot,

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<v Speaker 1>send me a screenshot of what's going on. And and

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<v Speaker 1>with two guys that I know that that's policy. So

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<v Speaker 1>so me and my friends were were in this one

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<v Speaker 1>particular place. Uh, my friends and I, well, we're in

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<v Speaker 1>one spot. I'll just say what it is City b

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<v Speaker 1>Stroke you know boy John Evalletta, who owns cdy be Stro.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always like, I need to know right away, So

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<v Speaker 1>I need to I need correct it. Whether it be

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<v Speaker 1>service problem, uh mess going on somewhere, it's places untidy

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<v Speaker 1>or or any commotion happening or a bad tasting dish.

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<v Speaker 1>He wanted it. He wants to know. So, so my

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<v Speaker 1>friends are forthcoming and they they tell him on the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll text him like if his home and his family

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<v Speaker 1>and he and I'll be like, yo, that chicken Milonaise

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<v Speaker 1>was like, leather, we do that and all right, then

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<v Speaker 1>you were at if you were at that restaurant that

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<v Speaker 1>night and you're the guy personally who knows the chef,

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<v Speaker 1>would you have said something to so to a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who never told you? Because I know John, like we're boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we hang out together, we go on vacation where

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<v Speaker 1>we're that close from right, yeah, John from City Bistro. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is more of an acquaintance friend. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want so. I feel like, but you just told me.

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<v Speaker 1>Every chef wants to know well or well then does

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of that coin or do they? And

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<v Speaker 1>my friends John's case at City Bistro, he loves the feedback,

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<v Speaker 1>but he you know, some people may take it the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong way. I don't know. Could I you're the only

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<v Speaker 1>person that ever got called rice balls? What if? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling him and he's like, you're kidding me, Holy crap?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe because you know when you when you when you

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<v Speaker 1>run a kitchen. I've run kitchens. You know, no matter

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<v Speaker 1>who's cooking that day, Right, there's a thing you go, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the rice balls go in for a minute and twenty Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well if a minute and twenties not working well, the

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<v Speaker 1>refrigerator is now colder than it used to be. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta make that a minute in thirty five. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the guy somebody was in a Harry

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<v Speaker 1>took him out of the oil too fast, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously what it was. But he's gonna want to try

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<v Speaker 1>because he could lose business. If I don't tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>The next guy may never go back. Yeah, it is tough.

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<v Speaker 1>It is tough. Um, I could be saving him thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars. But now now we're a week removed from this,

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<v Speaker 1>so the question is do you tell him now or

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<v Speaker 1>you just drive days at this point? But but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying, you need to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tough to bring and by the way, you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for free dessert on that or what. No, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>had a good meal. I just uh two out of

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<v Speaker 1>the five things we ordered, we're not good. You wanted

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<v Speaker 1>eighty six that ship, well eighty six would be there

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Yeah, right, but I know what you're saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>eight six it But anyway, alright, so the six it

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<v Speaker 1>they should have deep fried. It's what they should have done. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>i'll tell you what Um, maybe I should say something?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it my? And then that has become my responsibility

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<v Speaker 1>because it looks like, well, why is he wine in

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Why didn't he come to me? The other

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, um, during this time, I let you down

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<v Speaker 1>this road. I told you to order light. Didn't I

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<v Speaker 1>a light? I said, I said, you know, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you're considering appetit, eiser's uh one to three and four,

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<v Speaker 1>Just get one and four, maybe two and three will

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<v Speaker 1>just show up. No. Well right, well, well here's what

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<v Speaker 1>I did because you told me like he's gonna hook

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<v Speaker 1>me up there. That's that's the part that he DM

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<v Speaker 1>me and said wing wink will make sure you have

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<v Speaker 1>a great night. Now again, I'm not expecting anything, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that as the chef you imply, it's implied that

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<v Speaker 1>food is free, food is on the way, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be taggy. Well that happened at that

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<v Speaker 1>other place I told you I went to where the

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<v Speaker 1>chef was a big fan of the show, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta come. We'll take care of you. Please, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come. He was They said hi, and that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing was. I think it's hard when he's not there,

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, it's an excellent restaurant. Yes, I would go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel weird. So I wanted the slicest feedback

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, I always I can trust the slices.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there are I can trust them. Opinions. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh break time? I don't know, sure, why not the

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<v Speaker 1>boys podcast? I never know if you're really gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>another sentence before I crushed the jingle. But like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get bed, I'm trying to be a good boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a lot of times I go yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you hit the jingle. And for those people that

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to um yeah. For those Apple iTunes people, do

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<v Speaker 1>you addressed this for a quick second here, because and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'd like to talk about having Super Bowl. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been. I haven't been watching comments. I don't really.

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<v Speaker 1>We're trying to disassociate ourselves and just just detach ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>from what people the reviews of the reviews. However, there

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<v Speaker 1>are things that are out of our control. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that why people are leaving, like one

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<v Speaker 1>star reviews for us, which a couple of them came through,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, is because of the commercial load. Now this

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<v Speaker 1>is not our choice. Okay, we are contracted by I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio to do this podcast, although we would do

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<v Speaker 1>it even if we weren't, right because we want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out and you know, talk to the slices. We

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<v Speaker 1>love this platform. But that said, there are things that

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<v Speaker 1>are in writing and one of the things are we

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<v Speaker 1>need to take is we need to take commercial breaks.

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<v Speaker 1>And there has to be a set amount. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a radio show or TV show or your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is free. It's a FreeCast. It's a free podcast

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<v Speaker 1>to you. But that's why commercial radio is free. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's why when you listen to Spotify, you paid fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>a month or whatever it writes. But right, because you

0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:30.720
<v Speaker 1>pay for commercial free. Right. But here you get free

0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 1>commercials because the podcast you have you have a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seconds to get. But I mean, I hate to be

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<v Speaker 1>that guy. I don't know. Well whatever, I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the case, but don't don't don't give us a one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly it is. Every one of every one of

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<v Speaker 1>our companies ten thousand podcasts has commercials or most of them.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's this is our company, every company. If you

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<v Speaker 1>have a spot if you want to listen to a

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 1>podcast with no commercials, you're gonna pay Paytreck money. They're

0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:56.640
<v Speaker 1>sold out. They they've sold out to the man. We've

0:25:56.680 --> 0:26:00.680
<v Speaker 1>always had commercials podcast like, and we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>what we have to do. So that said, and we

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<v Speaker 1>won't address this anymore. Yeah, please don't shoot on us

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<v Speaker 1>because we have something that we're forced to do. Please you. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of commercials, when you watch the Super Bowl, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people watch for the commercials. Nobody yells at

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<v Speaker 1>the super Bowl for having commercials. Love the commercials. Okay. So,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of the commercials, I want to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm doing super Bowl Sunday. You got a gig.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a gig. Well it's it's a let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about it, Okay. So I'm working with um

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<v Speaker 1>an old friend. Grew up with him. He went to

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<v Speaker 1>junior high school again. I know him for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>And he is a big deal in the marketing and

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<v Speaker 1>advertising world. Commercials, marketing and clients and the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Big big shots, CEO of companies, big big shot. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he started a new company. The company is called

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<v Speaker 1>sooth s O O T H like soothsayer. Remember that

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<v Speaker 1>term of the person who tells the truth wise man,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he wants to put truth in advertising, and

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<v Speaker 1>sooth is another word for truth, So he's it's basically

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<v Speaker 1>soothing and ADVERTI anyway, I'm not here to promote his company. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but his philosophy on advertising and commercials is that when

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<v Speaker 1>you rate a commercial, it's how did it help the consumer? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Not whether or not it was good for the the advertiser,

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<v Speaker 1>but how did it work for the consumer. Did it

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<v Speaker 1>make the consumer happy, feel confident in the product. His

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<v Speaker 1>his philosophy is completely different than than most advertisers and marketers,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he has he had We've been, We've been

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<v Speaker 1>he and I've been making puns about I called him

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<v Speaker 1>the sooth Ferry, like anything that sounds like sooth. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been like making Joe. So one of our our friends said,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do something for the Souper Bowl. Oh that's clever,

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<v Speaker 1>clever right, Okay, it wasn't me, but it was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the guys. Great based on us using the words

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't me, thank you anyway. So on Super Bowl Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a studio camera people and uh social media

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:09.840
<v Speaker 1>team and myself along with my friend Ian and another

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 1>person who is a very big deal in social media,

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 1>used to be a big big shot at Facebook. A

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<v Speaker 1>big deal, kind of a big deal. We are going

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:21.679
<v Speaker 1>to have a fun time. We're gonna be playing drinking

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<v Speaker 1>games or eating my case wing eating games. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be reviewing the commercials from the fun standpoint. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna attempt to be funny in reviewing the commercials.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like a little Mystery Science Theater three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to be watching commercial review them as they

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<v Speaker 1>happen live right well yeah, well probably right after they air.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll review them. Where you are you going to be

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 1>in a studio somewhere doing this. We have a we

0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:49.960
<v Speaker 1>have a real studio and real camera crew and anyway,

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna have referee shirts made up. And I

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<v Speaker 1>love this. They're providing LMBS from what he Gots Pizza

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Force because I requested that. Um, are you gonna have

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>a live studio audience? We are on but we're gonna

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 1>be streaming on Facebook Live so you can you can

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>watch us even if you're watching the super Bowl. You can,

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, keep us on the phone, check us out.

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>We'd love for you to stream us live. And then

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna ask questions and if suggestions or comments, we're

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna put pulls up on social media next week's episode.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 1>I will give you all the real details, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very excited about this. Um, I'm doing it out of

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:23.280
<v Speaker 1>the love and the fun and the pizza. To be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you, it's not a job. It's just fun

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 1>and where where I think I'm pretty good at critiquing

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>things and my my my two friends are experts in

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>the fields of social media and and and and listener engagement. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to just bookmark this site now so

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<v Speaker 1>you have more details for next week. If you're interested,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can go to Facebook dot com. That's easy enough.

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Slash sooth be told. That's s O O T H

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<v Speaker 1>B E T O L D. And I think at

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<v Speaker 1>some point we're gonna have sooth. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the social media is yet. I'll give you all that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm very excited about it. It's a chance me

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<v Speaker 1>to be creative and funny, work with an old friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And more importantly, I'm hoping, because there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>articles being written about this event already in the in

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<v Speaker 1>the advertising agency world, that I get some publicity out

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<v Speaker 1>of it, so slices any support you could give it

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<v Speaker 1>be great. After this we do this. We have penalty

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<v Speaker 1>flags also for bad commercials. And I was about to say,

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 1>you throw a flag. Yeah, we have yellow and red

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>flags for challenges. Yeah. And so it will eventually live

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube. I think we're gonna stream on YouTube and Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you all the details next week. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited about it. I want to share with you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you. You're always asking me, like what am

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<v Speaker 1>I doing next? This is what I'm doing next. So

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<v Speaker 1>my job to be the funny guy and all this

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll see see what comes. That is great. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually may have to tune in to the SU the

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl. Yeah, and so you've gotta be quick on

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:52.080
<v Speaker 1>your feet, which is perfect for you. And some jingles

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 1>written for this podcast. I'm gonna play them next week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exactly that is exactly who you are, David Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's perfect for you. Your cut out for this job. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that they offer a product on the Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl that's limited time only and is going out of

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<v Speaker 1>business and you can only buy three. Yeah, I'm just

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 1>running out. But wait if you want a Super Bowl shirt,

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>you can only act now limited limit twenty three. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>due to the pandemic and the economy supply chain problems,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, uh, you and I should start a segment

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<v Speaker 1>here and we need a jingle for this, like called

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok Taught Me. TikTok Taught Me. I have seen so

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>much bullshit on TikTok the last few weeks. I and

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 1>I've been writing some of the stuff down, some of

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>it I used on The Big Show. And I know

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>you guys crushed me because the stuff that I talked

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<v Speaker 1>about on the Big Show I bring here again. One

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 1>of the one star reviews was because that I do that.

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 1>But what they have to understand that we have we

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<v Speaker 1>have a completely different audience who listens to the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Show then listens to this podcast. There is people listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the Big Show million and and a few less

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:09.960
<v Speaker 1>than that listened to the podcast but at the same time,

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>but not all of those listen to this. There is

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<v Speaker 1>an overlap. So anyway, anyway, I've learned a lot of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is something that I won't even do on

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 1>the Big Show because it's just it boggles my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But this week, for my TikTok taught me. Some girl

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<v Speaker 1>got on there and was giving advice to other women

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<v Speaker 1>about how to attract a rich guy, and her one

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<v Speaker 1>be attractive. Yeah, well that was that was bypassed. Apparently

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 1>you don't even need to be attractive. All you have

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>to do with David Brody because you don't even have

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>to do that. All you gotta do. According to this girl,

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 1>because she's teaching lessons, she knows how to meet a

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<v Speaker 1>rich guy is to dress up to the nines, dress

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<v Speaker 1>up in a in an awesome dress or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>like like you really good, like you have moneys, and

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<v Speaker 1>report to the nearest expensive steakhouse at lunchtime on a

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<v Speaker 1>weekday because the business guys are eating. In her mind,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a steakhouse tends to be the most expensive lunch

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 1>dinner that you can throw out there. As we know

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:24.280
<v Speaker 1>from this podcast, steak dinners, steak lunches. So if there's

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>guys out to lunch throwing around that kind of money,

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<v Speaker 1>then you know that every dude in there there. According

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<v Speaker 1>to this girl, TikTok taught me. Uh. I'll call her

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>TikTok Tina because I like the alliteration uh and um, yeah,

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>she said that, go sit at the bar. Just go

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>in by yourself or with your girlfriend. Sit at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar lunchtime. A guaranteed you'll, you'll, you'll at least get

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<v Speaker 1>into a conversation. I have someone buy your drinks, but

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<v Speaker 1>be chances are that guy is low dud. Well, let

0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:05.480
<v Speaker 1>me ask you a question. This is not Jones talking. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>This is Tiktoktok taught me. TikTok taught you, like the

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>segment we Gotta do, TikTok taught me. If I'm um,

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 1>if I'm a rich dude, which I've never been, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out with the boys for lunch and cigars

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<v Speaker 1>and steak and whatever, and I see in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the day to one two young women dressed to

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<v Speaker 1>the nines at noon, just sitting there, not having a

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<v Speaker 1>job or nothing else to do. I might get like

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<v Speaker 1>an Atlantic City Vegas vibe. You could say, might yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I might think, yeah, I don't. I sow TikTok Tina

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:48.400
<v Speaker 1>maybe giving off the wrong the wrong vibe, because you know,

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 1>why is she sitting at the bart noon? Who goes

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>to a bart noon dressed to the nine is to

0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>just sit and drink. I mean, I maybe there are people,

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, but yeah, I don't know. I

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:01.360
<v Speaker 1>might look at them cross side, unless that's what the

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 1>guys really. This is all I'm just stating. I'm delivering

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 1>you and observation from what tak tina, what you learned

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 1>on TikTok, and if a guy teaches it to you,

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<v Speaker 1>it's TikTok tony. So we're just gonna keep them ambiguous

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<v Speaker 1>an anonymous. So what if I'm talking about what I

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 1>learned on TikTok, TikTok taught me. I watched a video

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.080
<v Speaker 1>of two foodies I follow and they went to a

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>place where you make your own pasta. Now, when I

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:25.920
<v Speaker 1>hit make your own pasta, I know you have to

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 1>make amount of flower, put the egg in the middle.

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I get that. Usually when you make your own pasta,

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 1>you have that machine you crank with the handle and

0:35:32.239 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>what does this spit out? It spits out spaghetti or

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:39.320
<v Speaker 1>like uh, like fetecini noodles. These girls were at a

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.600
<v Speaker 1>restaurant where they were running like they were rolling out

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 1>like Cavatelli and different shaped post and it there's wooden

0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>boards with like a mold and you roll the pasta

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 1>over the wooden board and it shapes the pasta pasta

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 1>to look like pasta you've eaten your whole life. You're like,

0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I wonder how they made that shape, or you don't

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:01.359
<v Speaker 1>even think about it. I sld my wife. She says,

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>you didn't know that. No, TikTok taught me. TikTok taught me. Yeah,

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.840
<v Speaker 1>TikTok anyway, make notes of it. And if you and

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 1>if you want to submit a TikTok taught me on

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>a talkback or one of the feel free just you

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.439
<v Speaker 1>listen on the I Heart radio app and uh click

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>the microphone and tell us what TikTok taught you. Yes,

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 1>and and the talk backs are really a good way.

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>First of all, we do an audio podcast, so you

0:36:26.280 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 1>know sometimes you like vie. I'm sorry, Okay, we're not

0:36:30.280 --> 0:36:32.200
<v Speaker 1>doing a video, Okay, So okay, can I just bring

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:34.719
<v Speaker 1>that up? Address that right now? So I said to

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Scary before we started the podcast, I said, you know

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:39.840
<v Speaker 1>what we should do because TikTok is such a big forum.

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:44.040
<v Speaker 1>And um, we have a Brooklyn Boys TikTok account which

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:45.879
<v Speaker 1>we haven't used yet, but thank you to everyone who's

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:47.959
<v Speaker 1>followed the account. So far getting ready as we get ready,

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:51.799
<v Speaker 1>I have I haven't even followed. Yeah, so yeah, I am.

0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I said it would be a great idea to put

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 1>up a clip of the podcast every week that we like,

0:36:57.480 --> 0:37:00.040
<v Speaker 1>with just the Brooklyn Boys graphic behind it, just to

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 1>get the account going and to give people a clip

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>of the audio story. That's just scary. I think we

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:08.959
<v Speaker 1>should do a video of course something every well fucking

0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 1>video talk is visual. Yeah so I said, too scary,

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>but that's a great idea. Who's gonna edit it? We

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know which one of us knows that at a

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:20.399
<v Speaker 1>video And this is what I heard, crickets right, Yeah,

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 1>so I can edit video on my phone. We've gotten

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 1>pretty good at that. Okay, I have the Splice. We

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:32.319
<v Speaker 1>figured some ship out to come up the Splice app

0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 1>with a slice app Splice. It's called Splice. They should

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 1>advertise on our podcast, by the way, Splice for life.

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, yeah, wait, wait, well we're gonna start using

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 1>TikTok so that we can teach you stuff and you

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 1>can say TikTok taught me scary. Okay, good right, I

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:51.040
<v Speaker 1>love that. Alright, Um, do I have time to talk

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:53.040
<v Speaker 1>about Facebook for a quick step. Yeah, let's do that.

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I just posted. Yeah, I posted right before we started.

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh my year, I said it was exactly twenty eight

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 1>years ago. In that Z and Hunter took a chance

0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>on a nerdy college student and changed his entire life.

0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Happy anniversary to me. Oh, happy anniversary. That was both

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 1>of us, really, because this is the anniversary last week

0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>was of me writing for the show. It really was

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:20.840
<v Speaker 1>the way, but you said it was. Yeah, so you

0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 1>were at three years the station before me. So this

0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 1>was this was in the town facebook page. It's an

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:30.839
<v Speaker 1>old post. But I was looking for a car stereo installer,

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.600
<v Speaker 1>right because I'm ann upgrade the radio in my daughter's

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:36.320
<v Speaker 1>car at some point. And so I when you search

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.719
<v Speaker 1>the keyword, I put in radio installation. So I saw

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:42.439
<v Speaker 1>this post from a long time ago. The woman writes,

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for a good radio auto shop that installs

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 1>serious satellite radios, that can install one in my car. Okay,

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 1>she another word. She probably has an old radio that

0:38:54.680 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 1>wasn't she couldn't put serious satellite radio in the car. Yep.

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 1>So uh, this person wrote blah blah blah place on

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:08.560
<v Speaker 1>blah blah Street. Uh, they just installed a starter for me,

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:12.319
<v Speaker 1>don't know if they install Serious satellite radios. You should

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 1>ask them about it. Oh, wow, that's not helpful. This

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>person says, you can just get a window or dash

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>mounted Serious XM player install it yourself in minutes. That's

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 1>what I have. Um, okay. So then somebody says, why

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.320
<v Speaker 1>don't you just use your smartphone for to play Serious?

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 1>And she writes, I want a radio in the car

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 1>that has Serious satellite radio. I don't want to use

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 1>my phone. This person writes, Um, just so you know,

0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Serious is a paid prescription subscription service. Wow. Again, she

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:52.400
<v Speaker 1>just wants the recommendation of a place to install her

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 1>car radio. Well, people feel that they need to circumvent

0:39:57.120 --> 0:40:01.120
<v Speaker 1>and uh impart their own thing even and try to

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:03.600
<v Speaker 1>try and shoehorn it in just for the sake of

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 1>putting a post up right. Well, and that's what people do. Well,

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, we've had this conversation on this podcast before

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:15.880
<v Speaker 1>where it just doesn't there's nothing's helpful in these forums,

0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>you know a lot of times. You know, here's another one. Hey,

0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I need to make a lot of copies. Does anyone

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 1>know a place that charges less than Staples does? And

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 1>how much do they charge? This person wrote, you should

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 1>try UPS. I know they make copies, I don't know

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 1>how much they charge. So I wrote, how is that helpful?

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.919
<v Speaker 1>She wrote back, well, I suggested a place she can try,

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 1>and I wrote back, the woman asked for a price

0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 1>of a different place. She didn't ask you to google

0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:56.759
<v Speaker 1>places that have copy machines. Next time somebody asks for something,

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 1>you should be helpful. And maybe since the woman looks

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.760
<v Speaker 1>like she's a hundred in her pay in her picture,

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I put, I put, I put eight. But I'm telling

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 1>you she looked like a hundred. Maybe the woman who

0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 1>looks the woman I love how you're you're fucking you're

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:14.000
<v Speaker 1>going in on this girl, I said, I said, he

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 1>has an idea the social justice police coming at you,

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 1>not social justice whatever. Telling instead of telling an old

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:23.800
<v Speaker 1>lady who looks like she's in her eighties to go

0:41:24.080 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 1>call you p a UPS store, why don't you call them,

0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 1>get a price for herr and be a good person

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and have information for her? Did she right? Just want

0:41:32.680 --> 0:41:34.879
<v Speaker 1>to get your name in the conversation? She flipped you off?

0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 1>What did she do? No? She didn't respond, And then

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 1>like nine people liked my comments. You made her feel

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>like absolute dogshit here, I'm gonna rub your nose in

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:48.840
<v Speaker 1>this fucking crap that you excre that. I'm fine with that.

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>You're a bad man, David bro Actually, you're you're it's

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:57.800
<v Speaker 1>hard to say because you're actually doing I agree with you,

0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 1>But I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't isn't nicking up

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:02.360
<v Speaker 1>for the older woman. I wouldn't get all up in

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 1>her her social media grill. I just you know what

0:42:05.040 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 1>it was. I was I was screenshotting the some of

0:42:08.080 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 1>the stuff with the podcast, and I came across that.

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know what, that's not helpful. You should

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>try a store. You should try a store. How is

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 1>that helpful? The woman's like, hey, Staples charges likes of

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:22.799
<v Speaker 1>page or whatever. It is, like, does anyone know any

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:28.840
<v Speaker 1>place that's cheap? Right, you're right, Just it's just you

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:32.280
<v Speaker 1>actually go and do the things that people are thinking

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>of and they know I'm here for these people, but

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>they don't bother with right. Well, I just I just

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:41.759
<v Speaker 1>roll my eyes and keep scrolling. I notice it. What

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.840
<v Speaker 1>would you do in this situation? I'm selling something on

0:42:44.920 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 1>eBay for a hundred and forty dollars. It sells for

0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 1>stores normally what a tax? So I'm selling it for

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>like fifty bucks off plus tax whatever. This person writes

0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to my on eBay, Hi, I'll buy it for seventy.

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you would. That's not how e bay works.

0:43:07.640 --> 0:43:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I have an asking price, and you can

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:12.840
<v Speaker 1>make a bid if you'd like, you will offering me

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 1>half of what I'm asking for something that sells for

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>a hundred and ninety plus dollars. Come on now, so

0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:22.200
<v Speaker 1>he wrote back, you come on now. I've seen these

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:25.439
<v Speaker 1>selling for a hundred dollars. This is eBay. People don't

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 1>pay full price. So I said, oh, well, if you've

0:43:28.680 --> 0:43:30.920
<v Speaker 1>seen it selling for a hundred dollars, why did you

0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:37.120
<v Speaker 1>offer me seventy? And what did he say? He wrote back,

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>never mind, of course him. He's trying to tell me

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't be asking one four. Uh, why you go

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:55.840
<v Speaker 1>offer me seventy? Fuck you eBay guy. Man, you're in

0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 1>a tear. You are a you know what, you gotta

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 1>get it because you've got too much time on your hands. Yeah, seriously,

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:09.320
<v Speaker 1>David Brodie, you're like sitting here. I could just picture

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:12.000
<v Speaker 1>you with your bowl of grape nuts in the in

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:15.360
<v Speaker 1>the morning or at grape nuts whatever it is, and

0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 1>you're you're sitting there staring at the screen and you're

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 1>just waiting for someone to and to just to just

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 1>to jump on them. In in the comments section of

0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:30.600
<v Speaker 1>whatever the post is there a stick? Thank you? Sticks? Yeah,

0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 1>too much time on my hands. There's a lot of

0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>dumb people out there that well, and and as you

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 1>do in this situation, you have too much time on

0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 1>my hands. Time on my hands. So I've told you

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 1>about my backyard. So let me see if I can

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:46.439
<v Speaker 1>just supposed to okay, well, yeah, thank you, Elton John.

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Time spent with you. Okay. So my backyard has a

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>pool in it. It's um horizontal, so it goes left

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 1>to right in my backyard, and then my deck steps

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:00.359
<v Speaker 1>go down to the right, and so you go down

0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:03.279
<v Speaker 1>my deck steps. There's an open area right and I

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 1>have three dogs. I let the dogs run around without

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:09.880
<v Speaker 1>a leash. Who let the dogs out? Who? Me? And

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I've told you about my neighbors have a fence with

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 1>a dog behind it, and they have green green covering

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>over most of it. So the space between Dave Matthews, man,

0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna get me. Yeah, I saw it coming

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:27.400
<v Speaker 1>when I was saying it the space between my pool

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:31.439
<v Speaker 1>fence and my neighbor's fence, I wouldn't say it's about

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 1>twelve feet, but that's my property up until about six

0:45:35.080 --> 0:45:38.560
<v Speaker 1>inches before their fence. There's twelve feet across my property

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 1>at the end of that. So if I walk between

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 1>our properties, if I keep walking away from my house,

0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 1>there's a wooded area. So there's a wooden fence that

0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:52.880
<v Speaker 1>separates my property from the one behind it, which happens

0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 1>to be a parking lot. It wasn't when I bought

0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 1>the house, but then the place extended their parking lot,

0:45:58.120 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 1>and I said, well, if you're gonna extend you parking lot,

0:46:00.000 --> 0:46:02.399
<v Speaker 1>you build me a fence. Okay, but a nice wooden fence.

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 1>I have a private backyard where the fence ends. I

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:08.360
<v Speaker 1>can walk into the woods if I want, okay, but

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:14.719
<v Speaker 1>they're not my woods. The woods, so I'm I'm in

0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the backyard with my dogs not unleashes because it's my backyard.

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 1>And out of the woods in broad daylight comes a

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:27.240
<v Speaker 1>seven year old man who's wearing bike pants, like satin pants,

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 1>right whatever, Like what do you spandex pants? A Fannie

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:34.480
<v Speaker 1>pack and it looks like he's a power walker, and

0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:38.960
<v Speaker 1>he comes walking into my backyard from the woods. Now

0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.879
<v Speaker 1>woods is not your property. No, where the fence ends

0:46:43.040 --> 0:46:47.680
<v Speaker 1>my where my property. He's walking into the area between

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:50.600
<v Speaker 1>my property and my neighbor's property. He's probably this oriented

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and lost. No no, no, no, no, no no. So

0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I stopped him about twenty ft away. Go excuse me,

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Can I help you? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm just walking through.

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean you walking through. I'm walking to the street

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm gonna make it right and go towards

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the avenue like I'm going that way. I said, this,

0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:09.759
<v Speaker 1>this is my Now he's walking along my fence, my

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 1>pool fence. So so he's like as close to my

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:16.400
<v Speaker 1>pool as possible. I said, this is my private property's

0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 1>my backyard. What do you mean you're walking through? Are

0:47:18.120 --> 0:47:21.879
<v Speaker 1>you confronted him? He's My dogs are going ballistic. They're

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:26.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna attack him. My little dogs. Scary. He's in my backyard.

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 1>You have walked into my backyard. He was gonna walk

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:31.399
<v Speaker 1>through the gate to the side because between the two,

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 1>he was gonna walk through my gate. It no, no,

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:37.759
<v Speaker 1>he's not a thief. Listen to me. So I stopped him.

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, so this this is my property. So no, no, lie,

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:44.240
<v Speaker 1>He goes, oh, I'm so sorry. He takes one step

0:47:44.320 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 1>to his left my right, so he's one step closer

0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 1>to my neighbor, and he goes sorry and starts walking again.

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I go, dude, this is all my property. Can you

0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:56.360
<v Speaker 1>can you go back in the woods. You're gonna you

0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:59.279
<v Speaker 1>sent him back to the woods. So he says, I

0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:01.640
<v Speaker 1>don't mean any home him. He goes, I'm sorry. I

0:48:01.680 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 1>thought I could walk through here. I said, does this

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:06.239
<v Speaker 1>look like an alley way to you? Like, I don't know,

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:08.600
<v Speaker 1>because I'm scary. I was on the phone, you know,

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>our friend Patty from the record label. I'm on the

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:12.760
<v Speaker 1>phone with Patty because he called me for my birthday.

0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I wished me happy birthday. This was on my birthday.

0:48:16.000 --> 0:48:18.880
<v Speaker 1>And he's laughing at him in the phone. He's laughing,

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 1>laughing because I'm on the phone and this guy, all

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 1>of a sudding's in my backyard. So so I said, look,

0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 1>do me fit now? First? So I was like, how

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 1>funny is he took one step to the left because

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:30.560
<v Speaker 1>he was out of my I go, dude, it's all

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:33.320
<v Speaker 1>my proper. Please tell me that you gave him a

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:36.160
<v Speaker 1>pass and you let it. I said, sir, you can

0:48:36.239 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 1>go out this way. Step over the gate. There's a

0:48:38.160 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 1>little gate that I keep uh between our fences so

0:48:41.200 --> 0:48:42.919
<v Speaker 1>that my dogs don't run out, so he could stay

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:45.400
<v Speaker 1>to step overbill gate. I go, sir, don't trip over

0:48:45.440 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 1>the gate. Step over the little fence I put up.

0:48:47.680 --> 0:48:50.480
<v Speaker 1>And please, I said, And sir, I'm going to assume

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.440
<v Speaker 1>this is your first time doing this. I hope you

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 1>haven't done it before. Please don't do it again. Have

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:59.160
<v Speaker 1>a nice day. That was the right thing, because otherwise

0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:00.799
<v Speaker 1>he would come back three in the morning. You're throwing

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:02.680
<v Speaker 1>a brick through your fucking window. He wasn't that kind

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>of you made him go back in the woods. Came

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:09.880
<v Speaker 1>from I am scrape. I see you with a fucking

0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I see you with with a fucking double barrel, long

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>nose shotgun, sitting on your fucking milk crate with a

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>tumbleweed hanging out of your mouth, waiting property environment envarmint

0:49:25.320 --> 0:49:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and shoot at his feet, not dance boy, damn it.

0:49:29.400 --> 0:49:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know property. But even if I did, it's

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:35.840
<v Speaker 1>just it's not it's it's my demeanor. It's just the

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 1>way I am in the way I was raised. Let

0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:40.280
<v Speaker 1>me ask you a question, because to me, my first

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>my first thought would be this poor guy is lost

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>and he needs help getting out of here. So what

0:49:48.400 --> 0:49:51.000
<v Speaker 1>passed your question? You grew up in a three family

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:53.200
<v Speaker 1>it's free, it's it's free to it's free to pass

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:55.520
<v Speaker 1>through the property. Right, it doesn't, it doesn't cause any

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:58.480
<v Speaker 1>He's not stepping on the fucking dandelions? Is he is? He?

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 1>My dogs are back there. If my dogs attack him

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:04.120
<v Speaker 1>and he takes me to court, even if I have

0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:06.360
<v Speaker 1>every right in the world, I have to then go

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to court. If he trips and falls and hurts himself,

0:50:09.400 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I can be sued, whether or not he could win

0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.840
<v Speaker 1>or not. Like there's there's there's a reason why you

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:15.680
<v Speaker 1>don't want people on your property. You don't have property.

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:17.239
<v Speaker 1>Let mesk your question. You grew up in a two

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:21.000
<v Speaker 1>family house, okay, and next to your house was a driveway, right,

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:23.680
<v Speaker 1>a driveway separating your house in your neighbor's house, right,

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:25.759
<v Speaker 1>And in the back yard there was probably like a

0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:28.640
<v Speaker 1>chain link fence that protected you from the people behind you.

0:50:29.160 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Typical benson Hurst, Brooklyn property. Let's say you're in your

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 1>backyard and you had your dog back there, and your

0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:36.879
<v Speaker 1>your little sister and your brother. You're all back there whatever,

0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 1>um and maybe you dressed like a bomb because it's

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.280
<v Speaker 1>your property in your back there. And some guy decides

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:45.279
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna walk through your driveway and jump over the

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:48.399
<v Speaker 1>fence in your backyard because he wants because he wants

0:50:48.440 --> 0:50:50.719
<v Speaker 1>to get to let's say you were on seventy Street.

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:52.880
<v Speaker 1>He wants to get to seventy Street. And the easiest

0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:54.880
<v Speaker 1>way to do it is to go through your driveway

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 1>into your backyard and hop over the fence. You wouldn't

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 1>ask him what he was doing. Unacceptable because of the

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.319
<v Speaker 1>way the layout. Those are close quarters, those houses are

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>all on top of each other. There's no reason to

0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:09.719
<v Speaker 1>do it. You're talking about the suburbs, talking about the

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 1>suburbs with a huge open area with woods and everything.

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:15.680
<v Speaker 1>You guys don't have a huge open it's my house.

0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:17.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a huge house. You know that. I'm

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>just saying it's a little there, scary. He saw me

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:23.520
<v Speaker 1>in the backyard with the dogs and thought he'd still

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 1>walk through. You don't see that as a problem. You

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:31.360
<v Speaker 1>know the night I'm homeowners And again, if you're a

0:51:31.400 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 1>homeowner in Montana, where no one lives next to you

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 1>for like a hundred miles. I'm telling about people who

0:51:36.000 --> 0:51:38.360
<v Speaker 1>have like a house next to your house. If somebody

0:51:38.400 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 1>walk through your backyard to cut like to save time,

0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:42.160
<v Speaker 1>and you were back there on your dogs are there

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:44.880
<v Speaker 1>with no leashes on slices, you know you'd be like

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:48.239
<v Speaker 1>what you've got little ankle biters. You don't even have

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>like big dogs. They're like my ankle bighter. But he

0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:54.920
<v Speaker 1>can still cause blood. He can still Like I'm Drew there,

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:59.200
<v Speaker 1>you can take boppy little dogs. Drew is seventeen pounds,

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 1>tough guy. He'll he'll rip your sock open. Who do

0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 1>you have him trained to do that? No? Alright? UM,

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I did want to thank a couple of people real quick.

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Um uh who sent me this here? Right now? Um?

0:52:16.000 --> 0:52:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I have three things because you guys love me, I

0:52:17.960 --> 0:52:21.200
<v Speaker 1>know you do. Um and so Oran or Michael sent

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:28.280
<v Speaker 1>me a picture of uts, Grillos pickles, classic Dill pickle chips,

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Dill pickle flavored potato chips. Shady jew Mobster sent me,

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:40.440
<v Speaker 1>um the real dill dip. It's a dip with just

0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:44.000
<v Speaker 1>packed with dill. So fuck you two. And then Ted

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Olympus five tweeted at me and said, you've got to

0:52:47.200 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 1>try this, Brody. It's dolls chopped double dil salad. That

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:57.200
<v Speaker 1>sounds like it's right at my alley, so it's it's

0:52:57.360 --> 0:53:00.919
<v Speaker 1>solid and double dill, to which Ted A Limpus five said,

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:04.319
<v Speaker 1>that's a triple f you doll greens and double dill.

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:07.239
<v Speaker 1>So he's right. So thank you for continuing to send

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 1>me all of these things. I will never go near.

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 1>We have a couple of d ms I wanted to

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.359
<v Speaker 1>read on Instagram while we were here. Yes, please, uh

0:53:14.760 --> 0:53:19.800
<v Speaker 1>they sent it to me personally. Hey man, this is

0:53:19.880 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 1>from uh Lev Ruble. Listen to podcast number forty four.

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Chat GPT is great. I'm a software engineer. By the way,

0:53:28.280 --> 0:53:32.320
<v Speaker 1>chat GPT is the artificial intelligence thing that is sweeping

0:53:32.400 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>the nation and it's everywhere. If you don't know what

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:37.319
<v Speaker 1>it is, you'll you will soon because it's gonna take

0:53:37.360 --> 0:53:41.240
<v Speaker 1>over your life. It's gonna well. Today, Seinfeld is trending

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter because someone may use chat GPT to write

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:49.960
<v Speaker 1>a Seinfeld episode and it's computer animated Seinfeld episode created

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:52.799
<v Speaker 1>by the computer. Yeah, the computer will do anything you want,

0:53:52.960 --> 0:53:56.279
<v Speaker 1>from write an essay to draw a picture too, I

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:59.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know pretty much pretty much take over people's jobs

0:53:59.800 --> 0:54:02.040
<v Speaker 1>are your DA and won't ask your D for you.

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:08.080
<v Speaker 1>So I'm a software engineer and and chat GPT. It's

0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:11.920
<v Speaker 1>capable of writing good quality code. My Mustang has different

0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 1>exhaust modes too. Oh this is now right. Shifting gears

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:19.239
<v Speaker 1>pun intended to the UH to the Car conversation where

0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I said that all I have to do is check

0:54:20.600 --> 0:54:23.320
<v Speaker 1>a box on a menu on my screen, and my

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:26.800
<v Speaker 1>my car can go room, room, room. He says, I

0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 1>have quiet, normal sports and track. The best part is

0:54:29.680 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 1>to start the car and track mode at six am

0:54:31.880 --> 0:54:34.719
<v Speaker 1>in the morning and wake up the bitchy neighbors. Thank you, Lev.

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:37.839
<v Speaker 1>I have sports mode on my charger, so I yeah,

0:54:38.400 --> 0:54:40.640
<v Speaker 1>it's fascinating that it's all digital. Now you can just

0:54:40.800 --> 0:54:44.760
<v Speaker 1>check a box and then it revs. UH from Carol

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:49.879
<v Speaker 1>bug Killer One. Happy birthday, Brody, Happy birthday. I love

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 1>listening to you guys because you guys are such polar opposites.

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Scary is always happy, go lucky, and Brody is crusty

0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:59.879
<v Speaker 1>and cranky like me. Yet as a compliment, if I'm

0:54:59.880 --> 0:55:03.279
<v Speaker 1>like you, it works and it is always a great podcast.

0:55:03.400 --> 0:55:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Thank you that made me laugh. Also, Jennifer Kiddo young

0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:13.120
<v Speaker 1>what he was this? Uh oh? She sent me a video.

0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:21.680
<v Speaker 1>What's the video about? It was? Um oh? She basically said,

0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:24.160
<v Speaker 1>are you going to the nineties party or the two

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:28.960
<v Speaker 1>thousands party? So basically it's a DJ. Right, it's a

0:55:29.080 --> 0:55:32.560
<v Speaker 1>DJ spinning. She's spinning and then she's got music playing

0:55:32.600 --> 0:55:34.239
<v Speaker 1>on one side and the other. I'll play a little

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:36.800
<v Speaker 1>clip of it for you. I guess, I guess it is.

0:55:36.960 --> 0:55:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Um Well, people know the nineties anyway, so so anyway, yea,

0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:51.239
<v Speaker 1>but right there was two thousand's. That's the nineties and

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:53.879
<v Speaker 1>then she switches off so much a little bit, okay,

0:55:55.400 --> 0:55:57.080
<v Speaker 1>otherwise we have to we owe them royalties, so we

0:55:57.120 --> 0:55:59.440
<v Speaker 1>can't do that. So many fucking rules. Anyway. That's what

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:01.759
<v Speaker 1>I got for you there, and we'll take a break.

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I have I have one d M. I want to

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 1>it's from our pal Desiree. Five people asked me the

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:13.839
<v Speaker 1>same question, did Scary Jones remember your birthday this year?

0:56:14.360 --> 0:56:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Because even though you're four days apart, he never remembers.

0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I never remembers, so so so I said. Scary texted me,

0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 1>but only after Danielle mentioned it on The Big Show.

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Two minutes later, Scary texted me happy birthday at six

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:35.279
<v Speaker 1>twenty nine in the morning. Now you know I'm not

0:56:35.360 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>awake at that point. That but the day is only

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 1>six hours old, so it's not like I forgot. It

0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:43.759
<v Speaker 1>was sticks stir in the morning. No, Danielle reminded you,

0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 1>and that's why you texted me. Doesn't count, that's what. Yeah,

0:56:47.640 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 1>you didn't You didn't remember. And then Desire wrote back,

0:56:50.640 --> 0:56:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's it. He owes you two steak dinners. Now,

0:56:53.840 --> 0:56:57.279
<v Speaker 1>so I am convinced Scary Jones that you did not

0:56:57.760 --> 0:57:00.719
<v Speaker 1>remember my birthday until Danielle said it on the radio.

0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I remember it was your birthday? You sure? I'm positive?

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:08.120
<v Speaker 1>All right? All right, we'll try it again next year

0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:16.240
<v Speaker 1>by podcast. Got some talkbacks, Yeah, we got some talk

0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:21.200
<v Speaker 1>backs and Target and talk about Target. Yeah, umose you

0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:22.840
<v Speaker 1>want to do talk Let's do Target first and then

0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:25.040
<v Speaker 1>we'll end. We'll talk backs about that, all right. I

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:28.280
<v Speaker 1>was at Target a couple of Saturdays ago. Now it's Saturday,

0:57:28.760 --> 0:57:33.320
<v Speaker 1>that's usually their busiest day. Correct. Three tail Saturday facts.

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:40.800
<v Speaker 1>There are only two cashiers working in a packed Saturday store. Okay,

0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:45.400
<v Speaker 1>the self checkoutline, even though there's six registers that you

0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:47.800
<v Speaker 1>can self check out. The line is almost to the

0:57:47.880 --> 0:57:51.040
<v Speaker 1>back of the store. It's like it's Christmas. I don't know,

0:57:51.240 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's crazy. So I'm not getting on

0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:56.360
<v Speaker 1>the self check line, even though it moves a little faster.

0:57:57.000 --> 0:57:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I get on the line with four people to cashier.

0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:04.400
<v Speaker 1>The woman in front of at the front of the line,

0:58:06.040 --> 0:58:08.080
<v Speaker 1>she rings up like I don't know, she's watching the

0:58:08.120 --> 0:58:11.280
<v Speaker 1>woman ring up like twenty five things. After the woman

0:58:11.320 --> 0:58:13.560
<v Speaker 1>gives her her total, what does she do? She then

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:17.400
<v Speaker 1>opens up her purse and opens up her wallet, then

0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:20.240
<v Speaker 1>starts fiddling around looking for her credit card. Would it

0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.440
<v Speaker 1>have killed her to get a goddamn credit card ready

0:58:24.040 --> 0:58:27.280
<v Speaker 1>before the woman was finished ringing her up. That's my

0:58:27.360 --> 0:58:32.360
<v Speaker 1>first problem. Okay, the next guy walks up to put

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 1>his stuff on the Now, you know how when people

0:58:34.360 --> 0:58:35.720
<v Speaker 1>go up to put this stuff on the on the

0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:39.080
<v Speaker 1>conveyor belt, there's dividers so you can put your stuff up.

0:58:39.720 --> 0:58:42.080
<v Speaker 1>The next guy, even though again if there's a line

0:58:42.360 --> 0:58:44.880
<v Speaker 1>and only two cashiers, he doesn't put his stuff on

0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:47.520
<v Speaker 1>the on the thing, there's dividers sitting there. I'm not

0:58:47.520 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell him. I'm not gonna be yelling from three

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 1>guys by him going could you put stuff up? Whatever?

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Not yet I was getting ready. So as he's unloading

0:58:55.600 --> 0:58:59.640
<v Speaker 1>his cart, a genius decides they're gonna put a seventy

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.680
<v Speaker 1>old man on the register, which is not a problem

0:59:02.720 --> 0:59:05.439
<v Speaker 1>against old people. It's his first day on the job,

0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 1>so his job now in the rush of two cashiers.

0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 1>He gets on the register. Hew you doing, and so

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:21.560
<v Speaker 1>she's like, here's the scanner and here's how you enter numbers,

0:59:22.200 --> 0:59:25.600
<v Speaker 1>and she's teaching him the registers. He's live training during

0:59:25.680 --> 0:59:30.680
<v Speaker 1>prime time at six o'clock on a Saturday. Okay, the

0:59:30.760 --> 0:59:34.440
<v Speaker 1>guy who didn't unload his card scary, no joke. He

0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 1>decides to pay with cash. Who pays with cash? Okay,

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I don't know what his credit history is,

0:59:42.080 --> 0:59:45.040
<v Speaker 1>but he's got to pay in dollar bills. And the

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 1>guy now has to make change. The old man, the

0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:54.080
<v Speaker 1>older gentleman, is like, oh okay, and the girls like okay,

0:59:54.240 --> 0:59:56.320
<v Speaker 1>now putting the money and now you owe him change,

0:59:56.760 --> 1:00:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and he's like he's counting the money like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's like getting the coins and I'm shaking

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, scary because I want to go home.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta feed the dogs, right, I want to have

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with my family. I want to get home. I

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<v Speaker 1>brought the reason I say feed the dogs. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and buy dog food. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>was a Target. I got the dog food that my

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<v Speaker 1>dog is waiting for and I want to get home.

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<v Speaker 1>So the old guys like whatever. The next woman goes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's never credit card ready, I'm two people away, and

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<v Speaker 1>the manager comes over and says, Cherie, you gotta jump

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<v Speaker 1>on the register. You gotta get on the register. So

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<v Speaker 1>she moves the old guy away. Okay, right, she rings

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<v Speaker 1>up two people. One more person and he goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm good. She puts him back on the register,

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<v Speaker 1>but now she's helping him scan. Okay, she's assisting him

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<v Speaker 1>even though the line is not moving. The next person

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<v Speaker 1>comes up. He doesn't speak English. He's asking questions. The

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<v Speaker 1>old guy is trying to answer him, like telling him

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<v Speaker 1>his price. He's asking how much. He doesn't see the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody speaks Spanish. They have to call someone over to

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<v Speaker 1>translate because he's got questions. I mean, this is a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, this is why I only go

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<v Speaker 1>to Target at eleven o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're a smart man, David Brodie, Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>feed into the fire. We didn't realize we were running

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<v Speaker 1>low on the dog food until we went to feed

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs, like my wife, out of necessity and yeah, desperation, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we had a target because that's who sells the

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<v Speaker 1>fresh friend we order for the dogs. So I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have been there. But first of all, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>have two cashiers on Saturday Saturday night? And then how

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<v Speaker 1>do you put an old guy? Look, even though it

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid to train whatever, the guy's moving like

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<v Speaker 1>a turtle. Maybe Saturday at six isn't the best time

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<v Speaker 1>to train to time me the turtle, I don't know what. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the guys, so the guys like ditto Tommy turtles like

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<v Speaker 1>no because I don't speak Spanish, you guys like no,

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<v Speaker 1>bust my own. How long is this line? By the way, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was on when I started the conversation. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like fifth or sixth in line, maybe fifth, fourth whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I said. I think it was fifth, but it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And now get this that line for the self checkout.

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<v Speaker 1>That was all the way to the back of the store.

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<v Speaker 1>The people I saw on the end of the line.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a woman in a red coat, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'll see where she is. She's ringing up

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<v Speaker 1>her own stuff at this point, Well, I'm waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy the Turtle to learn how to use a register

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<v Speaker 1>on a Saturday The fuck you? Target? What? What? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I know most people would have walked out,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had to pay for the dog food. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. I would have walked out. I've walked out

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<v Speaker 1>of Target before on a Sunday afternoon. I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about free to art. No more recently, I walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going towards the back of the story to

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<v Speaker 1>get my ship. And as I'm walking towards the back,

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<v Speaker 1>people are facing me in line all the way up

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<v Speaker 1>the aisle and I'm looking at and I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>walking past them and there and I'm like, what's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this the line to check out? Like yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>They're holding one long queue and then there's a lady

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<v Speaker 1>up front telling people to go to the next register.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is the line. Yes, I'm like okay, Cia,

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<v Speaker 1>and I turned around and I walked right the funk

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<v Speaker 1>out because I'm the path of least resistance guy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna curse. I'm not gonna curse everyone out. And

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<v Speaker 1>for standing in a line or training training Tommy the

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<v Speaker 1>Turtle used the register on a Saturday. Ain't good time

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<v Speaker 1>for that ship? Oh god, alright, why do all here?

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<v Speaker 1>We go? Awesome for being on the same uh queue

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<v Speaker 1>there for are saying Brooklyn, I think you guys should

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<v Speaker 1>tape that and just use that at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>each episode. On the other hand, it's quite funny whenever

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are off, so whatever. But it was cool

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<v Speaker 1>to have you guys both together today. Ah see, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go, some people saying that we nailed the Brooklyn thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course because we're together. I was going to actually

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<v Speaker 1>say it too soon or too late and make it

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<v Speaker 1>a bit Let's see what they want for that reason alone,

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<v Speaker 1>we should be together every week right now. That woman

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<v Speaker 1>had a great idea scary get the clip of us

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<v Speaker 1>yelling Brooklyn at the same time, and then at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the show just play it. Okay, that has

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<v Speaker 1>to be next week. It's fun, lazy may This is

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<v Speaker 1>the absolute worst. I feel you're pain and I hate

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<v Speaker 1>that you gave them a five our review. They totally

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<v Speaker 1>sure I took them there. Something was wrong day towards me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know twelve bucks to fix something that

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<v Speaker 1>was not wrong. And then when I called, I pulled

1:05:03.720 --> 1:05:07.000
<v Speaker 1>brody and I called called cold everybody because they're giving

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<v Speaker 1>me money back. Money never came, and now I'm just screwed.

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<v Speaker 1>So forget me, Okay, get your money. Don't don't fall

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<v Speaker 1>asleep on that one stick, you know, stay with it

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<v Speaker 1>there you. Hey, guys, this is Hoernandez from Puerto Rico,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to tell you about the talk back

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<v Speaker 1>with the medicine and the Great fruit um. We have

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<v Speaker 1>an enzyme called cytochrome P four fifty and the great

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<v Speaker 1>fruit inhabits this and if that medicine um is um

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<v Speaker 1>cleaved or processed by that ensign, well it will lead

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<v Speaker 1>to a toxicity. So that's why it says that goodbye guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we heard that one before. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They must have repeated themselves, all right, but that's very helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's impossible. It just came in after we recording our

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<v Speaker 1>last episode. Here's someone commenting on episode the chili is bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but that shirt is fine, So they were listening to

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<v Speaker 1>that episode when they hit the talk back button. I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder what this could be about. Hey, b boys, Christie

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<v Speaker 1>and saddle Brook Place for life. Hasty birthday, fellow Aquarians.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty nine b Scary Groundhog Day, February twod. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have any pulse here, please get us an early spring.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question. Have you guys ever been to

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<v Speaker 1>Patty's Tavern and Patterson for their pizza? It is by

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<v Speaker 1>far the best pizza. I was weed on that pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been there forever. My grandparents would take my mom

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<v Speaker 1>and uncles and always go on a Friday night. It's

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<v Speaker 1>worth the trip. Alright, do we noted? I guess we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to add that to our We'll do a

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<v Speaker 1>pizza pow. Wow. What was the chili in the shirt thing?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the name of the episode that they That's the

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<v Speaker 1>name of the episode in which they left the talk back.

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<v Speaker 1>It tells you the title of the episode they were

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<v Speaker 1>listening to. Now, she must have paused it and and

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<v Speaker 1>just put the talk back there. But it had nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with that episode. But they're trying. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at Patsy's Tavern and Patterson. What did they get? Four

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<v Speaker 1>four and a half stars on Facebook, four and a

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<v Speaker 1>half stars on Yelp. I go Google. I'm a Google

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<v Speaker 1>ratings guy. I know I'm looking for Google ratings because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we know some of them. Okay, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the Google images. The sign looks really old, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's a classic place. The sausage is the lump sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer slices like I take you to. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute. It looks like they've got both here.

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<v Speaker 1>And it looks like at some point, uh Presidente from

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<v Speaker 1>Barstool rated the pizza nice. What did he give it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, let me, uh me skip this ad here,

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<v Speaker 1>hold onto right now. So we need a pizza pow Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, pizza pow Wow. You like that? It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like an old school play, so would paneling. Now we're talking,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Is it like Star Tavern? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's huge. Anytime he goes over nine, that nine

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<v Speaker 1>is making a statement for him. Yeah, alright, alright, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Slice. Yeah. I love that Brodie and Scary

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Brodie. It's dead from ct Baby. Just want to

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<v Speaker 1>let you know that last sign off. It was perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys made my week. You guys made me smile.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. You guys are my number one podcast. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a slice for life baby. Just want to let

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know that you guys are the bomb. It's

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<v Speaker 1>great hearing guys together again and funck Abe seventy seven

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<v Speaker 1>fundal funk, the girl at CBS two and the guy

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<v Speaker 1>at the fire place A plus that guy for being

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<v Speaker 1>a good guy. But fuck the guy who screwed you.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's tire fudl. Wow, uh scary. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>send me that audio. Want to make it my ring tone.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like she did a rail of coat before

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<v Speaker 1>leaving that talk about now she sounds sucking. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>like that energy we do. Oh my god, that was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I want this um. In response to the drugs, medical

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<v Speaker 1>drugs where you don't remember what you did, my mom

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<v Speaker 1>used to take value and on two separate occasions. One

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<v Speaker 1>time she tried to kick me out of the house

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<v Speaker 1>when I was thirteen years old because she thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was eighteen and she wouldn't be living there anymore. At

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<v Speaker 1>that time, she cutted out some workers that were doing

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<v Speaker 1>some yardwork in our backyard. She thought they were stealing

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<v Speaker 1>our plans. I love you guys. That's Brody and Scary

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<v Speaker 1>Scary and Brody Scary. You missed slipping joke that Brody

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<v Speaker 1>just did. You guys were talking about chat uh gpt

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, and Scary says, I'm all about having tools,

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<v Speaker 1>and Brodie slipped right in and being one. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. No, I knew,

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<v Speaker 1>I just I didn't want to plank Here Valley p

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<v Speaker 1>a later, thank you, Lee High Valley. I knew, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just kept I was a little the sentence. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even gonna acknowledge it. Well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in the same apartment, so I saw Scary's face.

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<v Speaker 1>He heard it because he made like something stinks in

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<v Speaker 1>this room face and they kept talking. Yeah, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was not going to acknowledge it. I was not going

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<v Speaker 1>to allow him to distract me and throw me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Said yeah, thank you, Hey guys, Michael hate me back

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<v Speaker 1>from Dayton, Ohio. And this is in reference to episode

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<v Speaker 1>two forty four. You guys are currently talking about honey

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<v Speaker 1>on pizza and I absolutely love pizza. My wife and

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<v Speaker 1>I have it at least once a week, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of honey going on it, but after

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<v Speaker 1>hearing you guys talk about it, I'm gonna give it

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<v Speaker 1>a try. Specifically, Mike's hot honey. That's like a good one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Also it goes with pepperoni, but I wouldn't put it

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<v Speaker 1>on with like ausage, necessarily different taste. But yeah, Google

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<v Speaker 1>like Jersey. I've been listening to you since five am

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<v Speaker 1>is now five pm. Thank you for entertaining me so

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<v Speaker 1>to thirty nine win freak gas. What are you saying, Brodie?

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<v Speaker 1>I cut you on. That's awesome. Five hours of us,

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<v Speaker 1>God bless you, I think, I PM, let's hear that's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I tel hours. Um, I would uh go

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<v Speaker 1>on Yelp or Google and see, like who in your

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<v Speaker 1>area sells pizza with honey on it? Because they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>perfected the recipe. I wouldn't just throw honey on pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Good good plan. Yeah, thank you, Brooklyn boys. Is this

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<v Speaker 1>Chris calling from North Carolina? And that's all he said?

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe he continues here. Hey brooken boys, it is

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<v Speaker 1>christ from North Catina. Today is January, which means one

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<v Speaker 1>day is today. It's David Brodie's birthday. What a day

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<v Speaker 1>for a birthday. Let's all have some cake except for

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<v Speaker 1>scary hashtag first quarter scary. I love you guys, boy

1:12:07.280 --> 1:12:09.519
<v Speaker 1>and scary. I'm down twenty six pounds, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>two days down six pounds. Awesome for that call. Everything

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<v Speaker 1>is awesome. That's great, that's all. He is, your boy

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<v Speaker 1>and scary scary. Why are you afraid of the chat

1:12:25.680 --> 1:12:28.760
<v Speaker 1>GPT or whatever his face is when once the last

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<v Speaker 1>time you needed an essay written, well, you needed at

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<v Speaker 1>Limerick on hand. You'll make fun taps, you pull up songs.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think the robot can do a better Michael Oppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 1>You think the robot can do a better Rock Phillips

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap, thank you? Come on man, that point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But there are things to worry about. If it's used maliciously,

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<v Speaker 1>it gets into the wrong hands, it can be used

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong way. I'm telling you, I'm telling you this

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<v Speaker 1>thing is it's it could be kids evil. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listen. I'm sure when tempered and controlled by humans,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to do the right thing because of what

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<v Speaker 1>we ask it to do, and it could be very helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's when it's when people start cutting costs at companies

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<v Speaker 1>and want to use these robots in places of people,

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<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna have problems. Or someone uses it to

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<v Speaker 1>program or deep fake someone into giving them money because

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<v Speaker 1>they think Tom Cruise is on a video telling them

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<v Speaker 1>to do so, or the President of the United States

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<v Speaker 1>is making a speech that never happened. Yes, it is

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<v Speaker 1>capable of producing full ten a DP video four K

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<v Speaker 1>video of of moving images of sleep tonight scar someone okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you the latest one, and I play this

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<v Speaker 1>last they someone went on TikTok again. Fucking TikTok. These

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<v Speaker 1>two guys said, let's uh, let's tell chat GPT to

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<v Speaker 1>write a Drake song. So it says, write a Drake

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<v Speaker 1>song about about pineapples, and you know, literally giving a

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<v Speaker 1>stupid topic that's three minutes long and has this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cadence to it. Whatever. The thing took a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of minutes, a couple more minutes. It exactly took the lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>They took the lyrics. Then they made it into a

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<v Speaker 1>song by saying, now make this into a hip hop

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<v Speaker 1>beat boom. All of a sudden, they produced a Drake

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<v Speaker 1>song fully produced that sounds like drake is rapping about

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<v Speaker 1>fucking pineapples. I'm telling you this ship is dangerous. You

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<v Speaker 1>mark my words. No one's taking for whatever reason. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that could be used in the wrong way,

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<v Speaker 1>but who knows what it is capable? Alright, yeah, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>don't a one time God's plan, God's plan, man, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>is God's plan? From another mist I had Hawaiian pizza

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner last night as well, must have had a

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<v Speaker 1>craving at the same time. I hope you all have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day. Love listening to you, Bye bye later.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's out? And that's all she wrote? All right, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot to think about here. M hmm. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you given a drake? By the way, if I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about it before, but if you have a chance,

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<v Speaker 1>go on YouTube and look look at um. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's the videos called like how to write a Chain

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<v Speaker 1>Smoker's hit song or something, and the guy plays the

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<v Speaker 1>keyboard and he basically shows you you take a location

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<v Speaker 1>in the country in the world, town or city, a

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<v Speaker 1>noun an object, and then like decide if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to sing about love or relationship and he and he

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<v Speaker 1>shows you like the chord progressions of like most of

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<v Speaker 1>the chain smoker songs. It's very funny. How to make

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<v Speaker 1>every song sound like a chain smoker song something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, very funny. Yeah, that's my homework. No AI,

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<v Speaker 1>there just some guy would Could we do this two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks in a row? Oh not a chance, not a shot?

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<v Speaker 1>You did? I get it? Am I later early Ready brood?

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<v Speaker 1>But you didn't tell me if I should be later

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<v Speaker 1>Early boys