Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5: So this show, the program is what it's a documentary
Speaker 5: about a program in the federal government that found, you know,
Speaker 5: alien aircraft and maybe aliens themselves. And like there's video
Speaker 5: evidence and it's crazy. It's absolutely something we don't know
Speaker 5: about that, but like there's there's legit. There's a picture
Speaker 5: in Scotland that these two that's monster.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: These two hippies went on a hike after their shift
Speaker 5: at some you know, Disneyland hotel and they're hiking and
Speaker 5: they're Scottish and and they have a thirty five millimeter
Speaker 5: camera and this is back in the day, and they
Speaker 5: look up in the sky and there's this diamond shaped
Speaker 5: machine just like floating right, and so they hide behind
Speaker 5: these bushes because they don't want to get zapped by
Speaker 5: the aliens and then they take pictures and there's clear
Speaker 5: as day, there's a picture of an alien and an
Speaker 5: airplane behind it. And it was kept by a retired
Speaker 5: Air force whatever in Scotland for thirty years, and then
Speaker 5: he exposed it on this you know, he said, hey,
Speaker 5: look at this picture. There's fucking aliens out there. Mathematically speaking,
Speaker 5: there's like billions of galaxies and shit, rightkay, But what's
Speaker 5: that have to do with the drones in New Jersey? Well,
Speaker 5: I mean, you can't have one without the other.
Speaker 3: Danny, Well, they didn't have drones before when they got
Speaker 3: this picture in Scotland because they had to come here
Speaker 3: themselves check it out, see that we're not that evolved.
Speaker 3: And they sent the machines because now we're smarter and
Speaker 3: we have nukes, so they sent machines looking for I'm.
Speaker 4: Telling you that pictures taken two years ago at Burning Man.
Speaker 5: I tell it.
Speaker 1: Why is it always some rando that you know gets
Speaker 1: this picture?
Speaker 5: I know it's never like clear.
Speaker 4: Like I believe in the aliens one thousand percent, but
Speaker 4: like all the photographs of like what can anyone explain
Speaker 4: what this is? And it's like no, But like, does
Speaker 4: that mean that it's a UFO. You think their aliens
Speaker 4: are that dumb where they're just kind of cruising around
Speaker 4: the atmosphere.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they've been doing it for a long time.
Speaker 5: I don't think they really care about you know, they'd
Speaker 5: be seen. I think they came here when like dinosaurs
Speaker 5: were around, and they were like, man, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: And then they keep killed the dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: They probably did. They probably did kill the dinosaurs.
Speaker 4: He has a meteor hit earth since then.
Speaker 5: They probably blew up the earth and made it, you know, Panegea.
Speaker 4: They change and they created New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Okay, bad Lay are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here. Damn, I'm a little under the weather,
Speaker 7: but I'm here.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 7: I don't know, a little twenty four to forty eight
Speaker 7: hour bug. I'll be fine by the Notre Dame game
Speaker 7: tomorrow night.
Speaker 8: I'm sure it's uh.
Speaker 7: How to stay up and watch my JMU last night?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: That game? Can we I'm sorry, Danny JMU is not
Speaker 5: covering the entire game. And then they get a strip
Speaker 5: sack fumble with four minutes left and they kick a
Speaker 5: freaking field goal to cover like that was the word
Speaker 5: you had no business covering that line.
Speaker 8: Layer.
Speaker 7: I know the bookie's line was seven on the show.
Speaker 7: I had it at eight. Put it in like a
Speaker 7: week ago. I don't believe it was lucky cover.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you guys. You guys had good, good weekends.
Speaker 3: We are all plus double digits then bad. Larry won
Speaker 3: six units last week and he's up plus eleven. Dylan
Speaker 3: won two units. He's up plus fourteen and a half.
Speaker 3: Shay is still the leader in the clubhouse said fifteen
Speaker 3: and a half. You lost two units last week. I'll
Speaker 3: take it, Okay, the uh, what is it? The Diego
Speaker 3: Pavia Award. Dylan has won at seven times, Larry five,
Speaker 3: Shay one.
Speaker 4: I would actually like to pose the objects.
Speaker 3: And he's coming back next season. Yeah, so three, and
Speaker 3: just so people know, you don't want to win the
Speaker 3: Diego Pavi Award because that means that something bad happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an ode to Shay's old gambling analysis and
Speaker 4: losing days. Yeah, but I would actually like to propose Dan.
Speaker 4: I think Shaye deserves the Pavia Award this week. Okay,
Speaker 4: he's the only one out of the three that lost units.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: I did have some shitty futures bets that did not
Speaker 4: come through, but big time. All right, well I still
Speaker 4: won too.
Speaker 5: You lost to Okay, I lost to so what I'm
Speaker 5: up fifteen and a half. You don't get the diego wards.
Speaker 4: I'm one behind him breathing down your neck. No, gross,
Speaker 4: your next smells like Friedo's.
Speaker 5: Imagine if anybody smells like bag chips in this fucking room.
Speaker 4: Dylan, I'm not saying I don't also smell.
Speaker 3: By the way, Dylan is now it's paid off. The
Speaker 3: exposure of this show is finally paid off. Somebody recognized
Speaker 3: Dylan at his apartment complex.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, so why old story. Yesterday I get home
Speaker 4: from work. I'm walking up the stairs and this guy
Speaker 4: is walking down the stairs and he just goes Dylan
Speaker 4: and I turned around. I was like, had that? Oh fuck? Panic?
Speaker 4: Like I met this guy blacked out at a bar
Speaker 4: and he remembers me, and I don't at all. And
Speaker 4: I was just kind of like looked at him. He's
Speaker 4: like Hill in the graphics guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no way.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So it turns out big fan of the show.
Speaker 3: I thought he was going to say, here's your pants back,
Speaker 3: here's your chats back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're super cool guy. Very big fan of you,
Speaker 4: Dan as well. Probably it went like me than you,
Speaker 4: I think. And the packing that's.
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah yeah, normal orders, all right, pair enough.
Speaker 4: I think Marvin's the top of the packer order probably,
Speaker 4: But yes.
Speaker 9: Marvin, I'm not even going there. I remember the first
Speaker 9: time somebody recognized me and somebody was like Marvin. They
Speaker 9: were right outside of the studio.
Speaker 4: It's terrifying.
Speaker 9: It is because I'm like, wait, do I like, did
Speaker 9: I forget you? And so I'm waving back and I'm like,
Speaker 9: oh hey, well up, And so Dan goes Marvin. You
Speaker 9: don't know him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you just assume that.
Speaker 9: It's like just deny, right, if somebody says your name,
Speaker 9: you think they know you.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 4: So a debt collector, but had a beer with him.
Speaker 4: He's he's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Wait, you went to his apartment.
Speaker 4: He came to mind, whoa no, no.
Speaker 1: No, you can't do that.
Speaker 9: Don't play home games.
Speaker 4: I assessed the situation.
Speaker 1: You always want to go where you can leave.
Speaker 4: I could leave there.
Speaker 1: It's always he stays and then your girlfriend comes.
Speaker 4: There's there's a Super eight motel right down the road. Dan.
Speaker 4: If I ever need to always.
Speaker 5: In call, never out call. Yeah, it calls cheaper out
Speaker 5: caols dangerous.
Speaker 4: This has felt safe enough, but it was that definitely
Speaker 4: was not on my dingo.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to business, because bad Larry is
Speaker 1: holding on for dear life.
Speaker 7: Here this is true. I'm up in bed.
Speaker 1: You're in bed right now?
Speaker 5: Cross Yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah. My wife wouldn't let me go to race.
Speaker 7: She made me breakfast. She said, I'm too sick to
Speaker 7: go to you know, and insect all those people. So
Speaker 7: but she make you, Larry, scrambled eggs and bacon, English muffing,
Speaker 7: crape jelly on it.
Speaker 4: So breakfast as like a nonsick person. Yeah, she didn't
Speaker 4: make your tea in soup, plain toast, bone.
Speaker 7: Broth, now a little bacon necks.
Speaker 3: Uh this maybe this only amuses me. But the Yankees
Speaker 3: got Cody Bellinger amazing. Now here's the thing where it
Speaker 3: gets maybe a little interesting. Cody Bellinger is married to
Speaker 3: gen Carlos Stanton's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, is she pregnant. Uh,
Speaker 5: they've been they've been married for a while. She's stunning.
Speaker 5: If you like good looking women. Yeah, who cares about that? Boring?
Speaker 5: I don't I don't understand how all these famous athletes
Speaker 5: pass around the same woman, like they date the same.
Speaker 3: Like Hollywood, it's I don't like. No, Hollywood's worse. That's
Speaker 3: where that's where your agent calls up and says, hey, uh,
Speaker 3: Ryan wants to date you.
Speaker 5: That's better because you're not competing directly. Event Yeah, like.
Speaker 4: You can just not do a movie with Brad Pitt
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 5: And now you're on the same team with a dude
Speaker 5: that used.
Speaker 1: To well, I don't know that way. Date is the
Speaker 1: word we're using.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he just laid her down alrighty okay, bad
Speaker 3: idea bringing that up to the group. Loved it once again,
Speaker 3: Kelly and Vegas segue. Let's see she joined this last week.
Speaker 3: She loves a man who calls out his therapist. Well
Speaker 3: she actually that part. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 5: Therapy is fake. It's not real. It's like religion. Oh
Speaker 5: here we go. Yeah.
Speaker 4: For it to actually pan out, you have to do
Speaker 4: it forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing about therapy, Like nobody ever gets
Speaker 5: to quit therapy because nobody ever gets better. Somehow, some way,
Speaker 5: these therapists keep milking the fucking dollar out of your
Speaker 5: pocket because oh, there's another trauma I understand.
Speaker 4: I think it's like a maintenance.
Speaker 5: Made up your inner child. Shut up, my child grew up.
Speaker 5: Nobody gives a shit about the inner child. It's not real.
Speaker 1: Does a therapist ever say I think you're good.
Speaker 5: I've had a therapist say I think you need more
Speaker 5: than what I can all.
Speaker 1: Well, I can understand that. I'm saying, does.
Speaker 4: She can't prescribe pills? You need a psychiatrist?
Speaker 3: Does a therapist ever say I think you're good. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let you go leave the nest?
Speaker 4: I feel like that because how I mean also, like,
Speaker 4: could you ever really tell for sure? Like and then
Speaker 4: you watch, like don't they make.
Speaker 3: You feel guilty if you do leave that you need
Speaker 3: that umbilical cord, and like that's just a bad I
Speaker 3: don't know if I can. I'm learning to fly, but
Speaker 3: I don't have wings to quote the Great Time Pitty.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's also I think there's a liability. Like if
Speaker 4: you walk outside, they're like, I think you're good, and
Speaker 4: you walk outside, like then they might be kind of
Speaker 4: liable for saying you're I think you're good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all confidential, nobody, that's that's the topic. You
Speaker 5: die the same way as the inexcessed guy died.
Speaker 1: No, No, he didn't do that expectating show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever you like. That's what they think that Tom Petty
Speaker 1: had it. There were drugs in his system.
Speaker 5: I saw Tom Petty live in Arlington, Texas the night
Speaker 5: before my house got raided and I got arrested. So
Speaker 5: that was like the last happy moment I had in
Speaker 5: the summer of two thousand and one.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well that's a cherry thanks, great memory. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so once again Kelly putting out the vibe. Kelly in
Speaker 3: Vegas who joined us. She didn't do too.
Speaker 5: Well, all right, she want to use it. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: she's a professional, sure, so she didn't do well for
Speaker 5: a professional.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna start selling picks, Danny.
Speaker 1: Well, no, not these picks. Not those. Yeah, somebody else's picks,
Speaker 1: but not yours.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drop ship other people's picks, Dylan and bad Larry.
Speaker 3: That's pretty impressive, especially Bad Larry who's on his deathbed. Uh, Larry,
Speaker 3: let me let me get to your your picks here,
Speaker 3: so I can kick you to the curb and let
Speaker 3: you get under the covers. Okay, so your college football
Speaker 3: picks are I.
Speaker 7: Want four units on Notre Dame. But if was that
Speaker 7: line seven or seven and a half?
Speaker 8: Seven and a half, Okay, I want to risk five units.
Speaker 4: Five I.
Speaker 7: Want to buy the line down to seven, so I'm
Speaker 7: risking five.
Speaker 5: I thought, we can't.
Speaker 1: Let me ask Ray the producer of this show.
Speaker 6: No one's ever done an alternate line like this before.
Speaker 4: But you can bet an alternate h but you can't
Speaker 4: against him.
Speaker 6: You'll count the juice against you.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm you're count of the juice. I'm giving you
Speaker 7: a whole unit. I'm risking five units to win one unit.
Speaker 7: I mean you're a win four units.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, okay, five to four.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to allow that.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, it's like the minus one twenty.
Speaker 1: Look, he's sick, he doesn't he's he doesn't know.
Speaker 5: What he's it'll be more than one twenty. Hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on, hold on, it's minus one ten. Now you're
Speaker 5: buying it down half a point. It's not one twenty, Larry,
Speaker 5: probably it's not ten cents to buy it down half
Speaker 5: a point. Everybody in their fucking mother would be doing that.
Speaker 5: Look it up, okay, look it up. Pull up your
Speaker 5: fucking phone right.
Speaker 6: Actually we may, yes, breaking yes, so Notre Dame actually
Speaker 6: moved to seven now, but we're sticking. We're sticking with
Speaker 6: seven and a half because that's what it was before
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 7: Larry.
Speaker 6: I'm talking, thank you, and and.
Speaker 2: Well no, no no.
Speaker 3: If it's right now and we're nobody has placed their
Speaker 3: bet yet, then I'm going to allow seven. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: fine with that, okay. But if to buy, like if
Speaker 3: you yelling at Larry, that was good.
Speaker 6: Thank you, to buy half a point, it'd be like
Speaker 6: minus one thirty five.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I look this morning, from seven and a half
Speaker 7: to seven, it was minus one twenty. But that's mine guy.
Speaker 7: They knew it was moving. I guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, Larry, what are you doing? Larry?
Speaker 8: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: I want four units on Notre Dame minus seven, okay, okay,
Speaker 7: I want one one unit on Penn State minus the
Speaker 7: eight and a half nine minus nine, and one unit
Speaker 7: on Clemson plus the eleven and.
Speaker 8: A half twelve twelve.
Speaker 7: Perfect. There are my three college games.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you head Florida and two Lane.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about, Larry?
Speaker 6: When you sent sent me to your picks on the post,
Speaker 6: you accidentally circled two games. So I thought you meant
Speaker 6: you wanted Florida. Do you not want Florida?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: No, No, that was just I did this last night
Speaker 7: and I was hurting. That's just a big that's just
Speaker 7: a big circle. That's just a big circle around Notre Dame.
Speaker 7: I guess I ran through Florida. I can see what
Speaker 7: you I can see how you see that?
Speaker 5: Don't want?
Speaker 3: Okay, let me let Larry do his his NFL picks.
Speaker 3: Then we can say goodbye and then we'll have fun.
Speaker 8: Okay, don't say.
Speaker 7: Don't say goodbye. I' must stay on the phone, but
Speaker 7: I don't want to talk. Okay, to go over Texas.
Speaker 7: These are all one units over Texas, forty.
Speaker 8: One and a half, forty two over Texas.
Speaker 7: Okay. I want the Ravens minus to six against.
Speaker 8: The Steelers, six and a half.
Speaker 7: God, Okay, I want the Lions minus to six and
Speaker 7: a half against the Bears, It's correct.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: I want the Eagles minus the three and a half
Speaker 7: against the Commanders.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: I want the forty nine Ers plus one against the Dolphins.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: And I want the Buccaneers minus the four against the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: Sorry, say minus three and a half.
Speaker 7: Okay, perfect, Thanks, Okay, Dan, I'm gonna get under the
Speaker 7: covers and just law here, but I want to listen.
Speaker 1: Okay it sounds hot. Yeah, Larry under the covers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's for the Patreon folks out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, your turn. You want to do your college
Speaker 1: football picks?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny, Okay, Gators laying twelve against New Orleans. I
Speaker 5: got the fighting Irish two on one unit laying seven.
Speaker 5: And this Ohio State Tennessee game has befuddled the shit
Speaker 5: out of me. I love Tennessee and Kuna Matata. I
Speaker 5: think he could have a breakout game Welcome to America
Speaker 5: type shit, but it's a public dog big time, and
Speaker 5: everybody thinks OSU looks like shit because of the Michigan game.
Speaker 5: I think Tennessee might be overvalued just because of the
Speaker 5: hate on Ohio State and Ryan Day is a functioning,
Speaker 5: stupid person. So I'm taking Ohio State lane seven and
Speaker 5: a half, and then Penn State Cocaine Cowboys over fifty four,
Speaker 5: and then i got Texas beating the Irish in the
Speaker 5: National Championship plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, not a bad bed actually yeah, uh yes, Ray.
Speaker 6: Eighty one percent of the public is on Tennessee. There
Speaker 6: you go seven and a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that he's saying that they're caught up in
Speaker 3: the Ohio State is wounded.
Speaker 5: I think they're a public dog. I don't like it.
Speaker 5: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I'm taking seven and a half number.
Speaker 5: Is that hook?
Speaker 1: That hook? Alrighty Dylan?
Speaker 4: All right, Dan, I also have Notre Dame minus seven
Speaker 4: against Indiana. I'm taking SMU plus nine against Penn State Clemson.
Speaker 1: Are they going to sell that place out?
Speaker 5: No, they're supposed to be a whiteout game. They ain't
Speaker 5: even gonna sell out. See.
Speaker 3: This is what I worry about, these these home playoff games.
Speaker 3: This is why they're having them, because they want to
Speaker 3: ensure that they're going to be sold out, because then
Speaker 3: you're gonna ask these fan bases to go on the
Speaker 3: road maybe a couple more times.
Speaker 1: And I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what Christmas Yeah, this time of year, Dan, it's
Speaker 3: a Christmas break for the schools.
Speaker 5: That's tough.
Speaker 1: Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 8: Deal?
Speaker 4: I got Clemson plus twelve against Tejas. I am going
Speaker 4: to take Tennessee plus seven and a half against Ohio State.
Speaker 4: Already know I'm gonna regret that one, but it's on paper.
Speaker 4: Taking Florida minus twelve against Tulane and the Union Mortgage
Speaker 4: Gasparilla Bowl.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Gasprilla.
Speaker 4: That screams Florida. So and I got Fresno State plus
Speaker 4: three against Northern Illinois in the Idaho Potato Bowl.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Oh also, Dan, I did. I saw this stat a
Speaker 4: couple of days ago, and it might be my favorite
Speaker 4: one of all time. About Perdue ball this year, if
Speaker 4: they had started with a thirty four point lead in
Speaker 4: every game, they would have finished six and six.
Speaker 1: No shit, Yeah, dang West Lafayette, NFL.
Speaker 5: See yeah, I got the Lions Bears under forty eight,
Speaker 5: Bucks Cowboys over forty eight and a half. I got
Speaker 5: Miami plus one against Santifa Brown's Bengals over forty seven. Okay, Dylan.
Speaker 4: I got Texans plus three and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: Still don't really trust the Chiefs to cover, even though
Speaker 4: they did last week. Steelers Ravens under forty five. The
Speaker 4: last eight matchups have gone under. This one's always a slugfest.
Speaker 4: I'd probably take the Steelers if I had stealers the Stillers.
Speaker 4: I had to take the spread but I'll.
Speaker 5: Take the under real Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4: Giants plus eight and a half against the Falcons. Michael
Speaker 4: Pennocks Junior starting.
Speaker 5: What I didn't know that? Yeah? What happened to Kirky?
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, are you, sir Christ?
Speaker 1: Where have you been?
Speaker 4: Uh? And took him out back?
Speaker 1: What do you tell you?
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: You had no idea?
Speaker 5: I've been out of the loop lately. I'm kind of
Speaker 5: going through some things.
Speaker 4: Working hard.
Speaker 5: Jobby job has happened. But we're playing the Vienna trip
Speaker 5: on Saturday. Yeah. So I've been deeply involved with that
Speaker 5: logistical nightmare. I had to change the seats on the
Speaker 5: flight and I got caught.
Speaker 4: Wait did you put yourself up front and everyone in
Speaker 4: the back?
Speaker 5: I put myself two rows away from the family, and
Speaker 5: the roommate found out. Okay, oh, I've been dealing with that.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what I would do, Say that there
Speaker 4: was no seats left and you had no.
Speaker 1: I'd have the roommates sit in your seat.
Speaker 5: That's not funny. Well, you know what the best part
Speaker 5: is the baby won't sit with me, so there's no
Speaker 5: choice there. Yeah, she won't. She'll scream and if I
Speaker 5: get near her. Essentially that don't work good. She just
Speaker 5: mean but yeah, I mean could they shot Kirk? They
Speaker 5: killed Kirk? Yea, yeah, they benched him. Yeah that's bullshit. Yes, Marvin, but.
Speaker 9: You don't do the gentle parentsing thing. No, but just
Speaker 9: take care of business. What do you mean she won't
Speaker 9: sit with you?
Speaker 5: What choice the plane? I don't want to deal with
Speaker 5: that ship, dude. I'll give her meltone and whatnot. But
Speaker 5: I don't want to. Like if you yell at your
Speaker 5: kid in public anymore, that's not how it works well
Speaker 5: white people, and I live. I live in a very
Speaker 5: white town. My friend. Uh, you can't like scream at
Speaker 5: your kids in public no more. Like when I was
Speaker 5: growing up, you just get smacked in the mouth. But
Speaker 5: now if you even raise your voice to the kid,
Speaker 5: people are like, oh my what the fuck? Oh my god?
Speaker 5: In between shardon ay SIPs. They think that you're someone
Speaker 5: they can.
Speaker 1: Why why are you going to Why are you even
Speaker 1: going to Vienna?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: My parents live out there.
Speaker 1: Did they want to see you?
Speaker 5: They do it?
Speaker 1: No, I thought that was a fair question.
Speaker 5: No, my brother, one of my brothers, is coming out
Speaker 5: there with all his kids, and my sister's showing up
Speaker 5: with her kids. So there's going to be nine cousins
Speaker 5: under the age of nine and they're all getting together.
Speaker 3: And you're not gonna have anything over there. No, No,
Speaker 3: last time we had a problem in Vienna.
Speaker 5: That was great for me. That was fun. There's been a.
Speaker 3: Couple of problems coming out of the Vienna is a
Speaker 3: great town if you want to get it in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's easy. His beer everywhere I found like
Speaker 5: an NFL sports bar. Ye, man, I was tearing it up.
Speaker 3: Well, when we talked to you when you were over
Speaker 3: there last time, you've sounded like you were in the
Speaker 3: fourth quarter.
Speaker 5: I get separated from the family a few times. They
Speaker 5: were pretty pissed about that.
Speaker 4: Sports.
Speaker 3: Well, that's didn't you bring on the wrong Two I
Speaker 3: brought home to geese instead of one.
Speaker 5: My mama was pissed.
Speaker 1: Is that how the Christmas song goes?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 8: Two?
Speaker 5: Oh? I don't.
Speaker 1: Two turtle doves and something partridge and what else?
Speaker 8: Doing?
Speaker 5: What do you know about Christmas?
Speaker 4: I know that I believed in Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: You did, I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Actually?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Or is there any I mean, it's not any more
Speaker 4: ridiculous than believing in God.
Speaker 5: Sure we go there we go.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 5: You know, this wouldn't be a show without the blasphemy
Speaker 5: coming from the room.
Speaker 4: I forgot.
Speaker 5: I forgot. We had to, you know, take the lord's
Speaker 5: name in vain.
Speaker 1: We had Do you think that he has his sense
Speaker 1: of humor?
Speaker 8: First of all?
Speaker 9: With me?
Speaker 4: First of all?
Speaker 5: Okay? She yeah, actually trump one God is now male? Okay?
Speaker 1: Any other bets here.
Speaker 4: Where we're outside the Giants, naf we do get side track.
Speaker 4: I lost my place.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the Aliens.
Speaker 4: I got Seahawks plus three against the Vikings. Vikings clinched
Speaker 4: last week. I feel like this is a nice little
Speaker 4: letdown spot and Saints money line against the Packers who
Speaker 4: Monday night.
Speaker 5: Did anybody watched the Aaron Rodgers thing info?
Speaker 4: I saw like the the preview thing that pops up
Speaker 4: on Netflix for it, and it was him talking about
Speaker 4: like Bret no, his brother, like ousting him or outing
Speaker 4: him on outing him, yeah, no for being like uh like, uh,
Speaker 4: what's it called a strain from the family on the
Speaker 4: Bachelor or whatever?
Speaker 5: He doesn't talk to his mama. That sh it's weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is funny.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 4: They did show a clip from that episode of the
Speaker 4: Bachelor and they like the Rogers were having dinner and
Speaker 4: they just set two empty chairs at the end of
Speaker 4: the table. That was like things supposed to be for
Speaker 4: Aaron and it's whoever his girlfriend was. I was at
Speaker 4: her at the time. And then it was what Shylene Woodley.
Speaker 5: Before or after?
Speaker 4: Thing after? I love that Olivia Amer act John John. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Olivia mon is not a great actor.
Speaker 5: No, No, she's a great husband Steeler. Yeah. She took
Speaker 5: mulleniey while he was still uh legally.
Speaker 4: He was on a bender I think at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she got pregnant by him and they
Speaker 1: just had another baby.
Speaker 5: How many kids they got now? Too? She's old. She's old. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she's like, oh, high thirties. Gotta be what what.
Speaker 3: If Shalne Woodley just came in right now and said, hey,
Speaker 3: you and me, let's get out of here and like
Speaker 3: like have a relationship. No, hell no, some Hollywood weirdo
Speaker 3: and you just said how great she was.
Speaker 5: I think she's an incredible actor. I think she got
Speaker 5: the chops. That movie she had with George Clooney in
Speaker 5: Hawaii that was amazing, and then Big Little Fires in
Speaker 5: uh Monterey, that was amazing.
Speaker 1: Big Little lines.
Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever, I was thinking the other Reese Witherspoon deal,
Speaker 5: little fires everywhere, Yeah, and Shaker Heights, Ohio another shithole.
Speaker 3: We're not doing Ohio again, stomp.
Speaker 5: And I think she's a great actor. But do I
Speaker 5: think she's like some you know siren that I can't
Speaker 5: say no to?
Speaker 1: What siren? Could you not say no to?
Speaker 3: Bar?
Speaker 1: She'll?
Speaker 5: Uh you know? Who would like I ruined my life over?
Speaker 5: That's the question. Yes, that's a good question, would be.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I never thought of that. I never thought who I
Speaker 5: would ruin. My mama always said growing up, which I
Speaker 5: thought was creepy. Dwight Yoakum or Garth Brooks ever came
Speaker 5: to the door, she'd leave us all and never looked back.
Speaker 5: Dwight Yoakam was one of the ugliest men.
Speaker 1: She never saw him with his hat off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 4: Also the Garth Brooks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not going on to.
Speaker 9: Say if your mom had shitty taste, so I won't
Speaker 9: say it out loud.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what was his gay email character? Yeah?
Speaker 4: That is the best, the best album covers of all time.
Speaker 5: The fact that that happened and we all had to
Speaker 5: sit through it like it was.
Speaker 4: It was literally just him just with like my chemical
Speaker 4: romance hair.
Speaker 5: He just wanted to put on a dress. That's all
Speaker 5: he wanted to do, was as he could get to
Speaker 5: put an on panting he actually.
Speaker 4: It actually kind of looks like is uh Anthony Ketis. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's a.
Speaker 5: Problem all these NBA players too. You get a little
Speaker 5: money and you get a little fame, you start dressing
Speaker 5: like a fucking weirdo. You start putting on like hula
Speaker 5: hoop pants.
Speaker 4: Well it's like like the high fashion.
Speaker 5: It's so dumb. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Can you get into a Christmas spirit?
Speaker 5: I am? I'm listening to Mariah Carey pretty much every day.
Speaker 4: Does her regular stuff for Christmas stuff.
Speaker 5: I love it. Oh you don't put that ship on well.
Speaker 9: Terrible, No, relax, relax, relax with the terrible. You know
Speaker 9: what you should listen to. You and your lady listening
Speaker 9: to Ariana Grande Christmas and chill.
Speaker 5: No. Brooklyn Decker in her prime, if she walked in, Yeah,
Speaker 5: you'd walk out.
Speaker 1: It'd be over, yes, Ray, what about an a day armis?
Speaker 5: No, she's again she's a Cuban Communists. Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: Isn't she defect?
Speaker 5: No? Absolutely she moved to Spain to study acting. Now
Speaker 5: she's dating the nephew of the class of Castro's brother.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, yeah, she's dating like the communists. Delete absolutely not.
Speaker 5: I would put her on trial. She is pretty pretty spectacular. Yeah,
Speaker 5: she'd be spectacular up against the.
Speaker 1: Wall redneck mother, what a.
Speaker 5: Good reference.
Speaker 1: I think Larry is still breathing.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 1: If I don't call on you, you don't cough.
Speaker 7: No, I'm coughing, no, no, But I call you.
Speaker 1: It's like when your mom when you are you calling
Speaker 1: sick and you go.
Speaker 7: It's when you when you originally try and talk, you
Speaker 7: don't get that first breath out. I'm just I'm lying.
Speaker 7: I'm lying. I got my one arm over my eyes
Speaker 7: blockings light, and I got the pone up against my
Speaker 7: ear almost as sleep.
Speaker 1: Do you have shades?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You have shades?
Speaker 4: Okay, then I do I have one thing to talk?
Speaker 3: Let me say, Larry, I hope you feel better, and
Speaker 3: uh and Mary and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 7: Yea, Marry Christmas. Good night. I'm gonna go to bed.
Speaker 4: Good night, Good night, Larry.
Speaker 3: It's twelve in the afternoon, good evening night.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, doing so. An update on our the website fiasco.
Speaker 4: Remember we thought we were being hijacked by terrorists for
Speaker 4: the domain name. Yeah we're not. It's actually a friend
Speaker 4: of the show, Bob and Seattle. I spoke with him
Speaker 4: on the phone yesterday. We now have the domain names.
Speaker 4: He was basically holding them for us so that someone
Speaker 4: else didn't go and try and extort us.
Speaker 1: But why didn't he let us know that he was
Speaker 1: holding onto it?
Speaker 5: He kind of did, I guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he could have been clearer, I think as But
Speaker 4: he wanted me to say he's a big fan of yours.
Speaker 4: He's for some reason a big fan of Shay's. And
Speaker 4: he wanted me to say that you're a good company
Speaker 4: doing isn't actually but he did commit war crimes in
Speaker 4: Bosnia in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 5: That's fair, I'll take it.
Speaker 4: I made up the last part, but he did say, Hi,
Speaker 4: I need you to rally though.
Speaker 3: What do you mean I worry about your attitude getting
Speaker 3: on a plane with the kids.
Speaker 5: I'm good on the plane with the kids because I
Speaker 5: don't sit near him, But okay, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Do you do that every time?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Because you got I mean the way the rose
Speaker 5: are set up, you have you'll have three and then
Speaker 5: one or three and then two. So I'm just away
Speaker 5: from the kids. I just it's good for.
Speaker 4: In a row.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a twelve hour day, though, a twelve
Speaker 5: hour day. So it's eight and a half to Munich
Speaker 5: and then it's an hour. It's an hour and a
Speaker 5: half wait, and then an hour to Vienna and then
Speaker 5: it's like a half hour cab. And you got to
Speaker 5: get two cabs because I've got so many kids. And
Speaker 5: the roommate's gonna pack the whole fucking house because we're
Speaker 5: gonna be gone for two weeks.
Speaker 4: Damn thatne's fun.
Speaker 5: Seventy bucks a bag too. By the way, thank god
Speaker 5: the wine is free on the plane because the roommate's
Speaker 5: gonna get hurt. Bill.
Speaker 4: Oh, these five bags paid for themselves in no time exactly.
Speaker 1: But you're not sneaking, no, Danny.
Speaker 5: I mean, the only shot I got is if my
Speaker 5: oldest brother and I sneak off, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 5: I love you. If we like, oh, we're gonna go
Speaker 5: check out Salizburg Mozart was born or whatever, and then
Speaker 5: we just disappear.
Speaker 3: Okay, that could happen, Yeah, but that's why I keep
Speaker 3: reminding you, just so it's in your head that I
Speaker 3: keep reminding you not to do it.
Speaker 5: My mama will not let me drink in front of her,
Speaker 5: that's a fact, okay, But but she's gonna.
Speaker 3: Do a lot of things not in front of you.
Speaker 5: And you can't get drugs in Vienna, not real drugs,
Speaker 5: so it's not like I could do any of that.
Speaker 4: It's like beer and snuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it's the drug scene in Europe sucks. So
Speaker 5: you're just gonna white knuckle? Have you just been white drugs?
Speaker 5: Like Albanians have the best cocaine on the continent, for sure.
Speaker 5: That's the only way you can really score. Okay, you
Speaker 5: can't trust the Spaniards and the Portuguese just step on everything.
Speaker 4: What about the UK? They love their.
Speaker 5: Cocaine is awful. The Kedemy is good, yeah, good key, Yeah,
Speaker 5: the UK you do, they do that pretty well. But cocaine.
Speaker 1: But once again, you're not jones in for anything.
Speaker 4: No, he's more of a drug historian.
Speaker 5: Shows every day every day. Okay, It's gonna be good
Speaker 5: when I'm back, though, Danny's gonna be great. My relapse
Speaker 5: will be legendary. They're gonna write songs about it. It's
Speaker 5: gonna be fantastic.
Speaker 1: Will you be single?
Speaker 5: No? No, no no. The roommate, No, she ain't never.
Speaker 5: We ain't breaking up. We just butt heads. I love
Speaker 5: the roommate, Danny.
Speaker 1: What did you just call her?
Speaker 5: The roommate a butt head?
Speaker 1: We butt had but I got you called her a
Speaker 1: butt head, dude. Damn.
Speaker 4: Now you're saying like we both butt heads.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she gets it. It's Shane and Irving. That is
Speaker 3: the podcast. That is the podcast. Wherever you get your
Speaker 3: podcast and Shy and Irving podcast.
Speaker 4: If there gonna be a Vienna special, yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm going to record one in Vienna.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, like iron stuff, I think we've done everything
Speaker 3: we need to do and uh wait, what do you
Speaker 3: what do you have?
Speaker 5: Ray?
Speaker 6: I was just making sure everyone knows we're off next week.
Speaker 1: We're off next week. Yeah, I need I gotta have.
Speaker 5: That's for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what starts on Christmas Day?
Speaker 5: Have to take over everything?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like eight shitty little Christmas.
Speaker 3: So bad Larry, uh we hope he's feeling better on
Speaker 3: his deathbed. For Dylan the Graphics Gang, Shay and Irving,
Speaker 3: Marvin the Prince and Picture Day. Ray, Merry Christmas to
Speaker 3: everybody and we'll talk to you in a in a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks.
Speaker 7: H