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Speaker 1: By now, you've probably heard that April eighth is the

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Speaker 1: day of the total solar eclipse. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning, and that's where the moon.

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Speaker 2: Completely blocks out the sun.

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Speaker 1: Yep, and the Lizard people emerge from their underground caves

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Speaker 1: to meet secretly in the hidden room at the top

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Speaker 1: of the Washington Monument.

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Speaker 3: They better meet quickly. They only got a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 1: Happens every eclipse, but there's another major cosmic event going

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Speaker 1: down that same day. It's gonna be pretty upsetting to

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Speaker 1: any foodies out there who haven't heard. But the day

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Speaker 1: of the eclipse, the sun will also be setting on

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Speaker 1: a very popular food perk that we've enjoyed for years.

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Speaker 3: What they think The world goes dark for a couple

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Speaker 3: of minutes and we're not gonna.

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Speaker 2: Notice what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Starting April eighth, non Costco members can no longer eat

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Speaker 1: the Costco food court food. I am sorry, it's true.

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Speaker 1: The day, a sign was posted up at a store

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Speaker 1: in Orlando saying quote, effective April eighth, twenty twenty four,

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Speaker 1: an active Costco membership card will be required to purchase

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Speaker 1: items from our food court.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, so it's.

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Speaker 1: Over, and I think we all know Brook is behind it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she went, and she told her powerful corporate friends at

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Speaker 1: Cookland HQ she doesn't want any more poor people allowed

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Speaker 1: into the stores eating up all her precious dollar ninety

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Speaker 1: nine slices of pitch.

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Speaker 3: Costco is so strict.

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Speaker 1: But April eighth is gonna be a very very dark

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Speaker 1: day in more ways than one. Now, I haven't gone

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Speaker 1: to the Costco food Court in forever, and now I

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Speaker 1: have to.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you it's hat. It's like, it's like slamming.

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Speaker 3: I went and it was hard to find a table.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, And it was like it was like three

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Speaker 3: o'clock on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Gotta love Costco. Costco food Court. It's slamming, I tell

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Speaker 2: you it is.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 2: It is a gas in there. The bees knees the

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Speaker 2: food car.

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Speaker 1: Not that you're gonna know about it because you don't

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Speaker 1: have a membership anymore.

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Speaker 3: You guys are dumb.

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Speaker 1: Nowt's move on to something slightly less suppressing. The show

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day with our own digital Jake Jay,

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Speaker 1: can you please lift our moods?

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Speaker 4: We'll try Happy April one everybody April or as they

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Speaker 4: call it in Sweden Guten tog fool and Boker's Day.

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Speaker 2: That's German translation Happy April Fools.

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Speaker 4: And we've definitely covered many of the viral pranks that

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Speaker 4: businesses have done to try and trick their customers. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: like when Burger King introduced their new left handed whopper,

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Speaker 4: or when Twitter said they were charging five dollars a

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Speaker 4: month to use vowels.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I think that.

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Speaker 2: Might be real.

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Speaker 4: Today, in honor of those creative company pranks, We're gonna

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Speaker 4: do a special April Fools edition.

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Speaker 2: Of Did this brank Really happen? Or Did We Make

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Speaker 2: it up? Plenty of twenty. Jake is so created, everything's

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Speaker 2: making up.

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Speaker 1: I always feel like he's gonna just Jake's in charge

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Speaker 1: of making all the pranks for all the companies in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: I can see.

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Speaker 4: We'll go around the room and I'll read a short

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Speaker 4: blurb about a company stunt on April first, and you

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Speaker 4: tell me true they actually did that or false Jake

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Speaker 4: just made that up. We'll start with the least globle

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Speaker 4: woman in the room. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, she believes nothing.

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Speaker 4: Alexis the Honda HRV selfie edition in twenty sixteen, Honda

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Speaker 4: announced a hybrid car combining two of America's favorite things,

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Speaker 4: taking selfies and expensive car lease. The release said, with

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Speaker 4: ten cameras across the interior and exterior, the HRV selfie

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Speaker 4: addition allows drivers to snap self portraits while the car

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Speaker 4: is in park. Is that real or did I make

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Speaker 4: that up?

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Speaker 2: Why can't that be real? Thing? Says Weak Because I'm

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Speaker 2: not exaying if it's real.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying if they did this as a real prank.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was an April Fool's just making sure I

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Speaker 2: Remember you're the least gullible. Just got a car? Oh,

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Speaker 2: I mean I fell for it instantly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm already considering checking their website.

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Speaker 2: So I think it's a real. Alexis says that's a

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Speaker 2: real prank. That is a real can happen? Alexis is

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Speaker 2: still in it. Let's go over to Brook, Okay Brook.

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Speaker 4: In a wacky April fools Day prank from two thousand

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Speaker 4: and eight, Pizza Hut unveiled pizza flavored toothpaste, a toothpaste

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Speaker 4: infused with the savory taste of pepperoni and sausage. The

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Speaker 4: announcement included a Facebook video that showed a kid squeezing

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Speaker 4: out cheesy looking toothpaste with red, dark chunks in it.

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Speaker 4: Is that a real April Fools Day prank? Or did

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Speaker 4: I just make that up?

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Speaker 3: Oh? It's so good because we've talked about pizza beer,

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Speaker 3: We've talked about pizza flavored like lip bomb, you know

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Speaker 3: pizza dude. It's so funny. It made the little uh

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Speaker 3: glands in the back of my mouth. Yeah, like in

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Speaker 3: a bad way. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 2: Brook says, that's a real prank. That is that is

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Speaker 2: a fake prank? I made that up? You should do that, glad.

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Speaker 2: I got your mouth watering, though, Let's go to Jose, Okay, Jose.

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Speaker 4: In two thousand and four, Toyota did an April Fool's

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Speaker 4: promotion called Swap your Car Swap Your Pet. What It

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Speaker 4: was a made up event where customers were told that

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Speaker 4: they traded in their old car for a new one,

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Speaker 4: they could do the same with their pet free.

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Speaker 2: No, is that a real prank? Or did I make

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Speaker 2: that up? That is so mean? So well, it could

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Speaker 2: be kind of useful, though.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that this is too mean to even release.

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Speaker 2: This is not a real joke.

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Speaker 4: Jose said, that's a fake prank. That is fake.

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Speaker 2: I made that up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been funnier if they did. Like

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Speaker 3: significant others are your kids.

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Speaker 4: We're over to Jeffrey now, Jeffrey, the Pygmy Hippo Cafe,

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Speaker 4: move over, kats and coffee. In twenty fifteen, supplement company

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Speaker 4: Happy Hippo in Europe announced the Happy Hippo Cafe, where

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Speaker 4: you could dine with two baby pygmy hippos named George

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Speaker 4: and Bungle from Switzerland. Get your coffee or a Patriots

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Speaker 4: The hippos walk around you, climb on your lap and

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Speaker 4: getting close for a snuggle. Was that a real prank

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Speaker 4: or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: I need it to be real. I mean, cute is

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Speaker 1: definitely a ten ethical factor, it's a zero. Yeah, they're like,

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Speaker 1: hippos kill more humans in Africa than any animal.

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Speaker 3: The pigmy hippos are darling little.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying it's made up.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, that's a fake prank.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 2: A real prank that happened in twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Make it real life. I know.

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Speaker 4: We're back to Alexis now next wrong answer loses Alexis

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Speaker 4: in a wildly imaginative April Fool's Day stunt. In twenty twelve,

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Speaker 4: McDonald's Germany announced the launch of edible packaging for its

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Speaker 4: burgers and fries.

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Speaker 2: It awesome.

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Speaker 4: The announcement included a promotional video showcasing customers happily munching

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Speaker 4: on their burger wrappers, then dipping their fries in ketchup

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Speaker 4: filled pouches before eating those as well.

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Speaker 2: Oucher, is that a real prank? Or did I make

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Speaker 2: that up? We're lazy? Like edible gum wrappers, It wasn't

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Speaker 2: five gum like. There was one year everybody found out

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Speaker 2: you could eat the wrapper.

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Speaker 3: And that was like a huge thing to do in

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Speaker 3: school when they do rice paper, like any sort of

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Speaker 3: candies that are wrapped in rice paper, and you can

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Speaker 3: eat the rice.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it's true. Jay Alexis said, that's

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Speaker 2: a real prank. That is a fake prank. I made

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Speaker 2: that up. That means, Jose, you won Today's April fools

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Speaker 2: Edission Up Happy April plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Good work, Jose, he got the most right. So he's

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Speaker 1: gonna choose who gets shocked today and whoever it is

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Speaker 1: is going to be singing Mambo number five by Lou Bega. Well,

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Speaker 1: I am gonna choose the person that I hate the most.

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Speaker 2: April. Oh my god, you brooke it's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, you hit Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Okay, didn't we just talk about all the names in

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Speaker 3: Mambo number five? If you have one of those names,

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Speaker 3: it means you're old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: A little bit of Monica and my life, A little

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Speaker 4: bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of Rita.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your shot collar question of the day. Happy

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Speaker 2: April fools.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, phone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.