Speaker 1: I'm sorry, bro, Mike Tyson is gonna fucking lose.
Speaker 2: Let that go, y'all, Let's let it go. You know.
Speaker 2: Somebody text me it was like, where are we watching
Speaker 2: the fight? I was like, we're not. What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: I was sooner do Heroin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've actually been itching to try heroin for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just kind of using this as an excuse
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: The third time this week you've said I'd sooner do heroin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've I've been trying to fuck with chieb.
Speaker 1: You know, hear a lot of good things about it.
Speaker 2: Is that what they call it? That's such a soft
Speaker 2: name for smoking heroin? Like cheap sounds like it should
Speaker 2: be weed. Yeah, like chiba cheba?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what how they get you? How they get
Speaker 1: you to start smoking heroin? The gateway word.
Speaker 2: And then up?
Speaker 1: That's right?
Speaker 2: But I don't like that. Was like I think of
Speaker 2: a valley thing that people are said, cheap dude.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's a lot I know to go break off of.
Speaker 1: BTh huh black Tar Heroin? Is that band? I love
Speaker 1: eth Heroin?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, g Dragon, that's that's when.
Speaker 3: You take.
Speaker 4: With BT.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet and welcome to season three sixty four,
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Speaker 2: It's Friday, November.
Speaker 1: Fifteenth, twenty twenty four. What is it? It's there, It's Friday.
Speaker 5: That's old night.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's well, guess what ship that totally threw me off?
Speaker 2: But it is November fifteenth. This National Raisin Brain Day.
Speaker 2: Is National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: National butt cake Day? National cleaned out.
Speaker 1: Your refrigerator Day?
Speaker 2: Should I need to do that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: And National Philanthropy Day.
Speaker 1: I just pulled some cream cheese out of my refrigerator
Speaker 1: the other day, curing police.
Speaker 2: I found a thing of the salsa that you get
Speaker 2: when you get I had I get. I eat a
Speaker 2: lot of poopoosas so a lot of times. I always
Speaker 2: get a lot of cutilo and I get a lot
Speaker 2: of the salsa.
Speaker 1: On this side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much extra that like in the back of
Speaker 2: my refrigerator. I felt like a fucking thirty two ounce
Speaker 2: thing of fucking salt. Lad eighties probably is like alcohol now,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I had to ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah I heard that somewhere. Was it on the show
Speaker 1: where somebody was talking about how salcea only lasts like
Speaker 1: a week after you open the jar. You're you're supposed
Speaker 1: to eat it within a week. I've just been on.
Speaker 2: Some I mean, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 5: I mean tomatoes, and you know, if there's not enough
Speaker 5: salt and linemen there then yeah, but you know it
Speaker 5: should last.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I've been I've been thugging
Speaker 1: it out with some old sauces before, and I'm here,
Speaker 1: so I go on bread and salsa. I go until
Speaker 1: the and cheese, until the physically appears.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it came.
Speaker 5: A little mold is good for you. You guys. You know,
Speaker 5: you know some of those white ladies are right about something.
Speaker 6: You know, but oh sorry, I mean keeping that we
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Speaker 2: Blue Sky the app.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it a little bit later, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's better. It just feels like they did the time
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Speaker 1: I still need to import all the people I follow,
Speaker 1: and then I think I'm there for good.
Speaker 2: I think it's called Skybridge follower skyfibridge.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a chrome chrome.
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Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
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Speaker 1: Yes, You're time, isn't He's like, no, I don't pissing
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be pissing bottles on set.
Speaker 1: Was like the whole energy of that, that clarific, clarifying interview.
Speaker 1: But yeah, shout out of COCKARONI, thank you. Man. When you're
Speaker 1: making something as important as the movie Red One dropping
Speaker 1: this weekend? Is it dropping this weekend? Are you dropping?
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm watching that fucking hot Santa hot frost these the
Speaker 1: snowman shit. Yeah, yeah we all are. And like I'm
Speaker 1: into Gladiator too, but like Red One dropping on the
Speaker 1: same weekend as Gladiator too seems like a miss miss fire.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, Yah, Is Red One for children?
Speaker 1: Is it like what if children had their own diehard?
Speaker 1: I don't know, take your kids find out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Other of the Year Award Dad of the Year to
Speaker 1: quote Harrow anyways. Thrilled to be joined in our third
Speaker 1: seat by one of our favorite guests, one of your
Speaker 1: favorite guests, a writer, actor, one of the funniest stand
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Speaker 5: Marcel Argual aka the Girl with the hair fuzz Miles.
Speaker 5: It up was glowing and I didn't know what it was,
Speaker 5: but I just realized it's all the California dry guys
Speaker 5: sweet in Chicago.
Speaker 2: It was terrible.
Speaker 5: I finally got my hands on California. But that's why
Speaker 5: my skin is glowing. I just realized that.
Speaker 2: That's level right.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, is my skin it
Speaker 5: is better? That's what it is. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that happens. Yeah when you smoke
Speaker 2: the foreign the red Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: I also want to sit before I move any further
Speaker 5: because I always forget till the end. I will be
Speaker 5: at the San Francisco Punchline Thanksgiving weekend, the Sacramento Punchline Wednesday,
Speaker 5: December fourth, and I have a monthly in Chicago the
Speaker 5: second thursdays of the month. So'll come through Chicago.
Speaker 1: Where is it at in Chicago?
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Speaker 1: Okay boom boom? Yeah yeah, and Lincoln.
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 7: Guys, I'm excited to be here. You been killing it
Speaker 7: on TV after Midnight.
Speaker 4: I loved you in that show.
Speaker 5: It's such a fun show. I love all the comments too,
Speaker 5: Like some people really hate me, which is always amusing.
Speaker 5: But there's like fans that are like, she gets the show,
Speaker 5: she knows what to do with the show. She she's
Speaker 5: not overthinking it. She's doing what you're supposed to do,
Speaker 5: which is exactly what I do. It's like so many
Speaker 5: comedians call me to be like, what's your advice? I'm like,
Speaker 5: stop taking it seriously, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, just Rea, Yeah, how much writing?
Speaker 2: Man, Like I'm doing my ship?
Speaker 4: Just have fun?
Speaker 1: Yeun, exactly. How many days are you drilling before you
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: In my head in the shower every day.
Speaker 1: Who's your coach?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's like, is it cool if I work with them?
Speaker 1: All right, Marcella, We're thrilled to have you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: a couple of things we're talking about the Onion just
Speaker 1: bought info war like allst sliver of good news. We'll
Speaker 1: take it, baby, Thank you the Onion. We'll also talk
Speaker 1: about Blue Scott which seems to be gaining one mentum.
Speaker 1: It's now the number one app in the app store. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: That is crazy. Yeah, it's not great, it's not I mean,
Speaker 5: none of them are, not to say the Blue guys
Speaker 5: like that. It's just none of them are great.
Speaker 1: And it's still working some things out.
Speaker 2: But it's got the right. It's got the right. They're
Speaker 2: starting from the right place, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: there's no main he was running it. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: all you don't know. People are corrupt, we all. It
Speaker 2: all takes time, but right now it's the good part
Speaker 2: where we don't know how fucked up it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why they're number one.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about how the right is mad that nobody
Speaker 1: wants to spend Thanksgiving with them, and the Horny Snowman movie,
Speaker 1: which I don't think I've even seen the trailer for this.
Speaker 2: Have we watched the trailer?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, maybe I missed it. What is the out?
Speaker 1: Oh you really don't know?
Speaker 2: This woman like puts a scarf on a fucking snowman,
Speaker 2: being like, oh, maybe this guy and it turns.
Speaker 1: Into like this hot white guy that she has with
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Steal the beast. Oh, I said, ut, but if what
Speaker 2: he's working down there is like a dirty carrot, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: might be jokes in it anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Well, before we get that, and the level of comedy
Speaker 1: that I've always aspired to is Netflix rom com level comedy,
Speaker 1: there's mixed.
Speaker 2: With that I just made. Yeah cool, I suck Marcella.
Speaker 1: Yes, before we get to any of that bullshit, we
Speaker 1: do like to ask our guest, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 5: Well, this morning I posted I mean in this book,
Speaker 5: and I posted that I find the history of boxing
Speaker 5: so interesting, and my friend reached out to be like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'll love you know boxing. I take
Speaker 5: boxing and I do Brazilian jiu jitsu. It and made
Speaker 5: me be like, how long has to Brazilian jiu jitsu
Speaker 5: been around?
Speaker 2: Not very long?
Speaker 5: I was wondering if it was one of the old
Speaker 5: ones or not, but yeah, it's been around since like
Speaker 5: the twenties.
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, it's a gift from immigrants twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: A gift from immigrants ten years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, twenty twenty. But anyways, I thought that was
Speaker 5: cool because you know, some of you know, some of
Speaker 5: the techniques are ancient and like Brazilian to just do
Speaker 5: it's like the remix. Yeah, And I was saying, how
Speaker 5: like I loved I mean, I love jiu jitsu because
Speaker 5: it feels like it feels like magic tricks with your
Speaker 5: limbs and I find.
Speaker 2: That so powerful to watch.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that was one of the time.
Speaker 5: And I also I have a distant relative name Alexis
Speaker 5: Argueyo who was a boxer and his big notorious fight
Speaker 5: was oh my god prior with his name I forget
Speaker 5: his name now. But anyways, I'm reading this really cool
Speaker 5: book about him.
Speaker 2: And are you are you even gonna bother to watch
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson lose to that that one?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: I don't know, because I do have a show tomorrow,
Speaker 5: I mean tonight. I don't have a show tonight, right.
Speaker 2: Because it's yeah and fucking bailed us out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, have I show to night fal.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is rotten tomato sauce take.
Speaker 1: But I have it.
Speaker 5: So the show, I'm like, do I watch it? Do
Speaker 5: I not watch it? My brother is like the undercard
Speaker 5: is really cool because it's two chicks, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Yeah, we're trying to get me in by
Speaker 1: saying the undercard, but like, I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do another election night, like you know, I hear you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's a lose lose situation, like you
Speaker 2: don't want to see Mike Tyson then being like, oh
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep fighting.
Speaker 1: You're like, dude, you're almost sixty years old.
Speaker 2: And then also to just watch a white guy beat
Speaker 2: up a six year old black guy, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I need to rais.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very it's very symbolic for what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's I'm like the symbolism.
Speaker 5: It's a little yeah, it's on the nose. There was
Speaker 5: a news story where like a seventeen year old Trump
Speaker 5: supporter like punched a seventy year old elderly woman.
Speaker 2: It's that it's just yeah, right exactly, but I did.
Speaker 5: That was the thing that I posted about the book
Speaker 5: I was reading. Was like, it's interesting to learn so
Speaker 5: much about Alexis Sarguaya, specifically knowing now that you can
Speaker 5: just be some guy and you know, you know, stream
Speaker 5: your your quote unquote match.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing that like that I had
Speaker 1: to really embrace was realizing too. And every all.
Speaker 2: These fights, you're like, dude, this one, this motherfucker actually
Speaker 2: might beat up whatever Logan, Paul or Jake, whoever the
Speaker 2: fuck it is.
Speaker 1: And you're always like, and that's how they get people in.
Speaker 2: But they're never gonna fucking pick someone that they're like, Yo,
Speaker 2: this motherfucker might beat up our guy. Like we're just
Speaker 2: trying to get a check. So just knowing that that's
Speaker 2: the construction under which it all happens, No, I will
Speaker 2: not be burdened by what has been right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean also just knowing like, oh, he has
Speaker 5: so many followers, but that's why we're doing it. It's like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, Like, where are we at in the world,
Speaker 5: But this is where we're at.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Myself underrated?
Speaker 5: Is uh being in a good mood right now? Everyone
Speaker 5: seems to be so gloom and doom, doom scrolling, all
Speaker 5: sad in their feelings, and I just I have keep
Speaker 5: having to remind people. I'm going to remind listeners because
Speaker 5: I know some or you are doing it as well.
Speaker 5: But like he's not president yet. I keep telling people
Speaker 5: think of it as New Year's Day, like it's New
Speaker 5: Year's Eve right now. You fucking get your groove on
Speaker 5: right now, celebrate right now, be happy right now. Well,
Speaker 5: you know, things are a little more chill, and you know,
Speaker 5: donate money if you can to whatever wherever. Even fucking
Speaker 5: a person, a homeless person, gum an extra five spot,
Speaker 5: you know, do do something. But this gloom and doom
Speaker 5: shit is not helping anybody.
Speaker 4: It's not funny.
Speaker 5: I mean, I also understand not wanting to walk around smiling,
Speaker 5: especially if you're a white person, because then people are
Speaker 5: just gonna want to punch you. But also and people
Speaker 5: are gonna want to punch you no matter what.
Speaker 2: So yeah, right now everybody's looking at white people as well.
Speaker 2: Get a high five while you're doing it. Hey, but
Speaker 2: the top, or you can buy our blue bracelets that
Speaker 2: you go wrong with. Let people know you're one of
Speaker 2: the safe onuns.
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing that's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a white woman thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want to get lumped in with the.
Speaker 2: It's weird, it's all girl.
Speaker 5: We can tell if we go on your Instagram, we
Speaker 5: can tell who you are.
Speaker 2: I I used to have a bit.
Speaker 5: I mean I should still do it, but it's like,
Speaker 5: you know, nobody knows who's actually racism, who's actually not racist?
Speaker 5: Like you only you know, like only you know what
Speaker 5: your goes through your mind when you're on an elevator
Speaker 5: with a black guy.
Speaker 1: White lady.
Speaker 5: Okay, so like that's who you really are and like
Speaker 5: just accept that, but like the whole blue bracelet shits
Speaker 5: like lady get I also feel like your listeners wouldn't
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, advertiser Marcella.
Speaker 7: So yeah, white Lady is important movement.
Speaker 1: We got to meet them where they're at. Can I
Speaker 1: can just see people like doing the opposite of like
Speaker 1: the purse clutching and actually like rolling up their sleeve
Speaker 1: to be like see not like just you know, itching
Speaker 1: the side of their face with their breslet on display.
Speaker 1: I'm with the status quo. I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know we going to be all right. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be all right.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, there was a white I was. I
Speaker 5: was judging a roast battle and this white boy was
Speaker 5: wearing like, uh, it was like in the sould of Lakers,
Speaker 5: like it said, they're not there.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 5: What is the Kendrick song? I'm already I'm fucking blinking,
Speaker 5: Like they're not like us, they're not like us. He
Speaker 5: has it says they not like us, but it's like Lakers,
Speaker 5: you know, they're not like us, right like us? But
Speaker 5: it didn't it didn't say Lakers. It says they're not
Speaker 5: like us. And I was like, oh, judging him, and
Speaker 5: I was like so distracted.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're white, they are not like you
Speaker 2: take that shirt.
Speaker 5: Off, and it cracked me up.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, it always it's it's it's inevitable. Everything
Speaker 2: does get hijacked by white culture eventually. Like there was
Speaker 2: a clip of like those people. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it was. It's some kind of business convention where all
Speaker 2: those white people are on stage like celebrating their company
Speaker 2: and they're like, they're not like us, They're not like
Speaker 2: oh everybody, And you're like.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's speaking of the super Bowl is gonna be fire? Yeah,
Speaker 5: because of Kendrick, Like that performance is gonna be interesting
Speaker 5: no matter what. Now, what's going on, He's definitely he.
Speaker 1: Won't let it not be interesting, is what you need,
Speaker 1: because there's gonna be a lot of pressure to make
Speaker 1: it not interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gonna be pushing. He's gonna be pushing for sure.
Speaker 5: That's that's what's cool about him. So now now everyone
Speaker 5: should be happy that he is a Super Bowl performer.
Speaker 1: Cut to him, cut to him doing something really fucking
Speaker 1: just ship.
Speaker 2: He's like, we need unity, y'all, we need to come together.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Just white woman in booty shorts, A bunch of them.
Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, which is it?
Speaker 4: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I believe, Marcella was something you think is overrated?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? I had something written or written down
Speaker 5: in my head and I didn't actually write it down.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I don't know, I have nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you guys don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, I had.
Speaker 5: Some If I remember, I'm going to say it, but
Speaker 5: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: When did you?
Speaker 1: When did you think of it?
Speaker 2: Like last night in the shower, like thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 2: What was it about?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. I was like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 5: to do this, and I'm going to do that, but
Speaker 5: I had to wash my hair, do my hair. Overrated
Speaker 5: fucking's democrat?
Speaker 1: God hit them, but just right now, just right now,
Speaker 1: what the Democrats are overrated? Just right now though, just
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Just right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we'll see how many people just are like, no,
Speaker 1: you're right. The fucking Hakeem Jeffreys is the one to
Speaker 1: lead the resistance.
Speaker 2: He's kinda owl man.
Speaker 5: We love to have this conversation privately, but yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: interested to see what happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here. I'm not I'll tell you this. I
Speaker 2: don't want to see the same faces. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: who's going to be are the ones who are going
Speaker 2: to be at the table though, So that's the thing
Speaker 2: where people have to get in line to so they
Speaker 2: The thing is if people if the Democrats see people
Speaker 2: being like, well, what are we gonna do, then they're
Speaker 2: gonna be like, A, we got them, we got them,
Speaker 2: we got it right, all right.
Speaker 1: But if people are like, bro, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: hear shit from you right now, I mean, who knows
Speaker 1: if that'll be in enough numbers or they actually understand
Speaker 1: that something has to change.
Speaker 2: But I mean right now they're putting so much energy
Speaker 2: and not changing that.
Speaker 5: Oh that made me think of a good overrated thinking.
Speaker 5: You can move whatever movement forward and whatever group you're
Speaker 5: in without providing mentorship. This concept that a lot of
Speaker 5: people have where they're like, I'm so good at this,
Speaker 5: I don't need to teach anybody anything, like everyone will
Speaker 5: learn from me. And it's like, no, pick someone to
Speaker 5: mentor help that one person get better so they can
Speaker 5: maybe replace you, or maybe they can figure out who
Speaker 5: can replace you. Like that that's a I don't I
Speaker 5: definitely have noticed it in comedy and obviously in politics.
Speaker 5: Right it's like people are so like, no, no, I'm
Speaker 5: the best at this thing, so I'm gonna never fucking
Speaker 5: share anything with anyone. It's like, bro, that's not how
Speaker 5: this shit works. We all need to like, we need
Speaker 5: to be mentoring, we need to be helping people, we
Speaker 5: need to be lifting each other up. So not not mentoring.
Speaker 5: I guess that that that people have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the person you mentor to replace you don't
Speaker 1: have them be eighty seven years ago when it's their
Speaker 1: time to replace you. My advice all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We're going to come back and
Speaker 1: talk about the Onion.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back that we're black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is. If you go to them forwards website,
Speaker 1: as I do every morning right now, all you get
Speaker 1: is a message that reads site unavailable till further ados
Speaker 1: hill till. I like, yeah, that's because the Onion, the
Speaker 1: satire site. Yeah, that seems to have better politics than
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party in so many ways. Just bought info
Speaker 1: Wars at a bankruptcy auction.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we were just talking neestally like who's gonna
Speaker 2: do it, who's gonna buy it up? And like, I know,
Speaker 2: fucking Alex Jones. He was even saying that maybe the
Speaker 2: good guys will come in Roger No, And it was
Speaker 2: the fucking opposite. We had a fucking satire comedy website
Speaker 2: being like, yeah, this is ours now, and we got
Speaker 2: plans to fuck this thing up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is somebody in some like lead business
Speaker 1: position that sucks shit, as is often the case with
Speaker 1: media companies. But yeah, I've heard good things about the
Speaker 1: whole Bank Collins regime of the Onion. So it looks
Speaker 1: like their plan is to relaunch info Wars as a
Speaker 1: satirical site partnering with advertiser, and that that phrase always
Speaker 1: gives me a little bit of a park a little
Speaker 1: nervous partnering with advertising. The advertiser in this case is
Speaker 1: every Town for Gun Safety, which is a nonprofit dedicated
Speaker 1: to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath
Speaker 1: of the Sandy Hook shooting.
Speaker 4: So, well, that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Supposedly that is supposedly beautiful, kind of on its face beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, according to Ben Collins, the CEO of Onions
Speaker 1: semi fictional parent company, what is it like Global tetri.
Speaker 2: Here, He didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they are satirically evil parent company. They say
Speaker 1: info Wars will return in January as a parody of itself,
Speaker 1: but he has not said how much they spent.
Speaker 2: But they own it all though they own everything. They
Speaker 2: bought everything. I thought somebody like, yeah, I need I
Speaker 2: need some lightning gear. I might just like at all.
Speaker 5: No, I mean it's easier for the auctioneer, you know,
Speaker 5: to just all in.
Speaker 2: I got a guy with a cash deal man. He's
Speaker 2: even gonna buy the shitty pills too, man, all right, yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: you never know, Yeah, they own all of it, like
Speaker 2: even the intellectual property for Brainforest plus wow everything. So
Speaker 2: I guess, uh yeah, Alex Jones will have to find
Speaker 2: a new way to just relabel Flintstone's vitamins and tell
Speaker 2: people and help you live longer.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm interested to see what happens because I
Speaker 5: remember when the Colbert Report, you know, happened. It was
Speaker 5: really funny if you knew what you were watching. But
Speaker 5: people really believed that he was right wing. And I
Speaker 5: remember even when he exited and was, you know, transitioning
Speaker 5: into late night, Late Night, he had this really Stephen
Speaker 5: Colbert had this really great Rolling Stone interview and he
Speaker 5: was just like explaining basically who he was because people
Speaker 5: hadn't really had that perspective. And I was like, man,
Speaker 5: people have no idea that this guy's just like a
Speaker 5: good guy, right. This is they so believed that character.
Speaker 2: Right, right? Right? I mean, yeah, who knows how far
Speaker 2: they go with it. I mean, like the their sort
Speaker 2: of press release comment on it is definitely it's like
Speaker 2: so like tongue in cheek. I don't know what they're
Speaker 2: what they're about to do.
Speaker 1: Is that with a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and
Speaker 1: dubious anti aging nutrition hacks. Info Wars strives to make
Speaker 1: life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.
Speaker 1: They're a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support
Speaker 1: for billionaires and stoking outrage and at an inept federal
Speaker 1: state that can both assassinate JFK and you, but can't
Speaker 1: even put a man on the moon. But yeah, they
Speaker 1: seem to be I don't know, taking dead aim at
Speaker 1: all the shit that is crazy about info Wars. Alex
Speaker 1: Jones seems unhappy, like mildly concerned. I don't know what
Speaker 1: what's you're reading, Alppy, he's just posting freaked out videos
Speaker 1: from inside his studio, supposedly refusing to leave.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, really, yeah, gentlemen, it is seven ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen. Now, that's all I hear is. And then
Speaker 2: Sierra comes in.
Speaker 3: I just got worth fifteen minutes ago that my lawyers
Speaker 3: and folks met with the US Trustee over our bankruptcy
Speaker 3: this morning and they said, well, they're shutting us down
Speaker 3: even without a court order. This morning, the Connecticut Democrats
Speaker 3: with the Onion newspaper.
Speaker 1: Uh, like he'd never heard it was competitive.
Speaker 3: So they changed all the bidding rules, made it secret
Speaker 3: two days ago. I had a bad feeling. I told
Speaker 3: you that, just like they tried to shout us down
Speaker 3: back in late May without a court order. They're supposed
Speaker 3: to have a court order.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be yeah, yeah, fucking cry, let's see the end.
Speaker 1: Are you actually crying?
Speaker 3: Is the tyranny of the new world Order desperate to
Speaker 3: South American people?
Speaker 1: All Right, we get it, we get it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The best though, is like on that channel Fox Now
Speaker 2: that like you know, weird subsidiary of Fox News, they
Speaker 2: insight that I check every morning exactly.
Speaker 1: They have no.
Speaker 2: Idea how sad this is. This is them talking about
Speaker 2: the purchase of the of Info Wars by The Onion.
Speaker 8: The Onion is a satirical site. It manages to persuade
Speaker 8: people to believe uh itself as the quote world's leading
Speaker 8: news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking
Speaker 8: international and local news events. It has four point three
Speaker 8: trillion daily readers.
Speaker 2: Jones has been saying on a show that if his
Speaker 2: tractor's body, oh.
Speaker 5: You know, what's you know what I was gonna say
Speaker 5: when you were done showing these videos is I wonder
Speaker 5: how much of the right wing humor is going to
Speaker 5: be taken seriously because these people have no concept of satire.
Speaker 1: Right that is so wild. That's wild, like not even
Speaker 1: just being like it's a satisfice.
Speaker 2: Like trillion yes, yes, yes, uh huh uh huh yep.
Speaker 5: Because yeah, that really proved my point that I hadn't
Speaker 5: made yet. But I was thinking, let me say this that,
Speaker 5: you know, because I I just picture like trolls, you know,
Speaker 5: actually posting, you know, screenshots of of them thinking that
Speaker 5: something is real, and it's like I didn't even realize
Speaker 5: that people thought the onion was real, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah news, I mean, Jones said, like whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: that is not Not only do I not know you
Speaker 1: obviously don't know what the onion is person viewing this.
Speaker 2: But then they're pricely the headlines and like they're right
Speaker 2: about the Democrats.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is a good first baby
Speaker 1: step in the direction of like more mean things done
Speaker 1: by people with good politics like to you know, just
Speaker 1: I think that is something that's missing whatever Democratic parties
Speaker 1: whole just being like I don't know why you're angry.
Speaker 1: Things are good, we did a good job. Just doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to reminate with people, and so the megacide has
Speaker 1: a monopoly on people who are feeling angry, you know,
Speaker 1: and so people who are willing to fucking be assholes
Speaker 1: in the name of the truth. I think is going
Speaker 1: to become more and more important in these next for.
Speaker 2: You, Era.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're saying that my voice finally matters, that people
Speaker 5: are going to actually listen to me.
Speaker 1: Marcella, It's time to arise Joe Rogan.
Speaker 5: More like Ho Rogan.
Speaker 1: And that ship and watch that shit blows up show. Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm green lighting right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, writing it down, you're already hear first.
Speaker 2: People interesting conversations, Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, just
Speaker 2: asking questions.
Speaker 1: Also, The Onion already had an Info warst parody in
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen called patriot Hole, but it kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because they have no sense of humor, these people, right,
Speaker 2: and it's also a slur.
Speaker 5: They're just like, this isn't comedy.
Speaker 9: Right, It's also like hard to satirize because it's so
Speaker 9: transparpparently on its face bad and stupid.
Speaker 2: But you know, they are the best at it, so
Speaker 2: are they?
Speaker 5: Okay, the Onions, they're good I'm just kidding. Relax, white dude, Relax.
Speaker 2: They're fine.
Speaker 5: Relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, Jam said. The fact that they had a
Speaker 1: website that failed and are now owning and Force is
Speaker 1: like if mel Brooks made Spaceballs then bought the rights
Speaker 1: to Star Wars the entire Star Wars franchise like seven
Speaker 1: years later, right, So yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: All right? Blue Sky, Blue Sky, I kind of Blue Sky.
Speaker 4: Didn't isn't that what? Donald?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah blue Someone someone said blue Ski the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like Blue Sky.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think a lot of people do, because
Speaker 2: like Elon's dismantling of Twitter and assent to the highest
Speaker 2: echelons of right wing fuckery has sent many people for
Speaker 2: the exits, and the election basically just cemented all of this.
Speaker 2: So the day after election, Twitter saw like the biggest
Speaker 2: number of account deactivations possible, and that's like since Musk
Speaker 2: bought the platform, because I was the other time. They
Speaker 2: saw just a ton of people being like nah, we're gone,
Speaker 2: and even for you, man, Yeah, I mean, and I've
Speaker 2: definitely seen it, like, yeah, you can see like follower
Speaker 2: counts going down, and it makes sense, why the fuck
Speaker 2: any There's no real reason.
Speaker 1: Anymore to participate on Twitter.
Speaker 2: For the longest time, I was just like holding out
Speaker 2: for like you know, the gallows humor and like black
Speaker 2: Twitter stuff that was like the only good parts to me.
Speaker 2: But now the ship feels so cooked, Like I totally
Speaker 2: understand now that it's like, man, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: we even like playing in this man's fucking sandbox? So
Speaker 2: now they are all going to Blue Sky and Threads Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I just want to say, Threads fucking site.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, trying.
Speaker 5: I've been trying.
Speaker 2: Not even like it's not even like this necessarily like
Speaker 2: the people, because like it's less you know, like wacky
Speaker 2: shit on there, but it's so like sanitized. And Adam Mossari,
Speaker 2: who's the head of Instagram, when Threads came out, he
Speaker 2: he was like articulating, He's like, this is not a
Speaker 2: place where we're gonna be like helping like hard live
Speaker 2: news or like like political discussion. It's basically like a
Speaker 2: sanitized brand fucking conversation space. And so it really doesn't
Speaker 2: have like that that sort of same kind of vibe
Speaker 2: of like like early Twitter.
Speaker 5: I can't even use the word bitch on there. Every
Speaker 5: time I use the word bitch, just like, are you
Speaker 5: sure you want to you want to post.
Speaker 1: On the threads?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you for you post.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's any time I say any anything, even
Speaker 5: slightly whatever. But I've noticed it's like bite bitch is
Speaker 5: like which I was, like, my specials is called bitch,
Speaker 5: grow up. I can't even post my special this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: And and the other thing too is like they also
Speaker 2: have like the threads feed is also like algorithmic fuckery
Speaker 2: where you really have no control over what you see.
Speaker 2: So also the other thing, starting today November fifteenth, in
Speaker 2: the Terms and Conditions of X formerly Twitter, we're calling
Speaker 2: it X now because you know we're gone. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean whatever if we still hold the old Twitter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't even get through this sentence.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just it's sucking me up.
Speaker 2: But the terms and conditions alloy.
Speaker 5: You were young when you were there.
Speaker 4: Look at you.
Speaker 2: You got a kid now two thousand and nine. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Twitter's bedroom all their stuff is still they left it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, empty nest indeed a ship. So also,
Speaker 2: so today Twitter is going to be training it's AI
Speaker 2: on all your tweets starting today, Like this is going
Speaker 2: forward from today, They're like, you Rock will now be
Speaker 2: feasting upon all your tweets, and that's how we're going
Speaker 2: to get this thing talking like a regular person. It's
Speaker 2: also the day, coincidentally, where Texas becomes like the legal
Speaker 2: venue for any like legal dispute for anyone that has
Speaker 2: some beef with Twitter and the court that you like,
Speaker 2: and according to the terms and conditions, the court that
Speaker 2: will hear these cases will be in Trent County, which
Speaker 2: is just like it was like near Austin, and the
Speaker 2: judge who oversees that court has a bunch of Tesla stock.
Speaker 2: So you know what I mean. It's a fucking wrap,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's it. Yeah, they've they're like, we're
Speaker 2: locking it up.
Speaker 1: We're actually it's not as unfair as that seems. You
Speaker 1: actually solve all of your problems in a fair corporate
Speaker 1: arbitrage situation where they just get to shoot at you,
Speaker 1: but you do get to like move around.
Speaker 2: So it's like that a lot of people are like,
Speaker 2: that's a firing squad. You actually get to like try
Speaker 2: and move around as much as you can with your likes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your leg shackles aremes in Texas.
Speaker 1: Texas Squid Games, Texas game.
Speaker 2: Tell the thanks the Squid Games, but.
Speaker 1: We should just.
Speaker 2: I thought you're kind of doing the first cut is
Speaker 2: the deepest sort of melody right there. I didn't I
Speaker 2: wasn't sure. I was trying to just bouncing around. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I think this is what is made like Blue Sky comparatively,
Speaker 2: like a nice breath of fresh air, because it has
Speaker 2: like actual blocking functions where you like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear a fuck from this person and I don't
Speaker 2: want them to see me. You can do that on
Speaker 2: Blue Sky. And also I think the one part that
Speaker 2: was nice is there's like two different feeds.
Speaker 1: There's like one of their suggesting stuff and one that's
Speaker 1: like following, and you can have that display however you want.
Speaker 1: But like the chronological order of the tweets makes that
Speaker 1: feel like the old school Twitter when like tweets, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what else to say. I'm not I'm not over.
Speaker 1: You just said you said your ex's name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I thought I was. You're down bad.
Speaker 2: You just bring your upright in front of me. You
Speaker 2: don't even notice it. I didn't need to.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it is no, no, you're my Hina,
Speaker 2: don't worry. I mean to say that, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess there's the other all that just does feel like
Speaker 2: a little bit more familiar. The lack of late racial
Speaker 2: slurs feels just a little bit. So anyway, follow us all.
Speaker 2: We're all going to Blue Are you a Blue Sky?
Speaker 4: Morsella?
Speaker 5: I am a Blue Sky. I just so I've been
Speaker 5: honest since what summer of last year? I wasn't I
Speaker 5: was not active on it. And then now let me
Speaker 5: get back in there because threads is like, I'm finally
Speaker 5: feeling like thread sucks. People do not have a sense
Speaker 5: of humor. People are I got accused of stealing someone's
Speaker 5: quote unquote threads and I'm like, z, what year is?
Speaker 5: This was this Twitter where like no one knows how
Speaker 5: humor works. I don't know what I need to get
Speaker 5: out of here. Yeah yeah yeah, So I'm like and
Speaker 5: then when I went back to Blue Sky, I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 5: all comedians are on here.
Speaker 1: This is where they were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people are just like people have been waiting
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shoutouts.
Speaker 2: Iikang, that's I've seen y'all on there.
Speaker 1: Make sure you follow everybody I love.
Speaker 5: I can follow me and God damn it, you guys
Speaker 5: are fucking you. Guys actually have a sense of humor.
Speaker 2: People that don't.
Speaker 5: There's someone who really there's a there's a couple of
Speaker 5: people that really hate me and Chris Crofton. I just
Speaker 5: want to stay on behalf of me and Chris.
Speaker 2: We don't care.
Speaker 4: We care though we care, So just keep that.
Speaker 2: We're with you.
Speaker 4: What you want?
Speaker 1: What are you on? Blue Sky? Marcella?
Speaker 5: I think it's just my name right, or maybe it's
Speaker 5: Marcella Comedy.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There you go, I think I did.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe it might be my name, but I'm pretty
Speaker 5: sure it's Marcello.
Speaker 2: The fact that it's the number one app in the
Speaker 2: app store is Marcella Comedy. Dot Wild, bluey Biskie the Sky.
Speaker 1: So an individual threads is called a threads? Is it
Speaker 1: like thread thread? Okay, but then what's the threat threads? Threads?
Speaker 1: And so blue Sky is like an individual? Blue Sky
Speaker 1: is escape.
Speaker 5: Maybe you could just be like a cloud you're in
Speaker 5: the sky.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's only God, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I really got to say. I miss so Calatinas just
Speaker 5: talking because like here in Chicago, the Latinos don't really
Speaker 5: have that little flavor of bitch where you obviously from
Speaker 5: this specific Yeah, they don't have that fun so Calatinos
Speaker 5: are so fucking so distinct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a whole cadence, you know, it really is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's a rhythm, it's a melody. That's sad.
Speaker 5: Alicia Snory fucking nailed it.
Speaker 4: On that sketch.
Speaker 2: You know, all right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 5: Now, let's what if we don't. I said, we're not
Speaker 5: taking a.
Speaker 1: Break, Jack, Why don't you do your impression of a
Speaker 1: so calatina? Jack?
Speaker 5: You racist?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You could do it getting in trouble, guys. Blue bracelet,
Speaker 2: you know, Blue Sky is the new blue bracelet.
Speaker 5: Like, boy, come okay, we're gonna go ahead and take
Speaker 5: a break. You got when we come back, Jack is
Speaker 5: gonna say something boring mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And that's the Daily Guy's promise. And we're back. We're back.
Speaker 2: Marcella is gone. I will not tolerate it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, guys, I saw it from you in the zoom.
Speaker 2: Here I am here, I am.
Speaker 1: Again, the whole Roganrogan is here.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we gotta get wrestling, intro music.
Speaker 2: Thank you justin You're right?
Speaker 1: I oh my god, Yeah that sounded. What is that?
Speaker 1: What that sounds? In the middle of the ring looking
Speaker 1: started looking. It's a cornered corner.
Speaker 5: Squealing.
Speaker 2: Thats walking in with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 2: She comes the nail.
Speaker 4: It's all long.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny. I'll look I love you to
Speaker 5: my boot, but like you really long and just be
Speaker 5: like in parentheses, be like soldier boy you.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 4: So boy.
Speaker 2: Hell mm hmm, all right, uh thanks saying what is now?
Speaker 5: What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 1: Jack? Boring ship? You can go boring and then going
Speaker 1: on dunk on me. I think.
Speaker 2: It up.
Speaker 1: And then he's gonna beg for forgiveness.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, and then I'm gonna make little sounds
Speaker 2: like because.
Speaker 1: I actually like it.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I will like what the fuck anymore? I
Speaker 2: think I just got me too, all right?
Speaker 1: Jesse Waters, we talked about how he got disinvited from
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Loser from his mom.
Speaker 2: His mom is a character on the show.
Speaker 1: Even people know his mom. She's like just like his
Speaker 1: lip mom, don't be weird.
Speaker 5: Do you think do you think she really disinvited him,
Speaker 5: or he's just saying that.
Speaker 1: Probably just saying it.
Speaker 2: I don't know it. Also, I mean it feels like
Speaker 2: the kind of thing that he would say to make
Speaker 2: himself feel more like like he's he's in the same
Speaker 2: fight as right, you know, I feel like I.
Speaker 5: Feel like she'd be like, don't make me disinvite you.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, you would disinvite me, and then that is away.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like my mom just invited me because I
Speaker 2: think if he did, you, baby, I love you exactly.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't ever do that. I just said that to
Speaker 5: get you to, you know, there's.
Speaker 1: A little bit less mean to Kamala Harris.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe that's what it was. She's like, you need
Speaker 5: to stop saying that stuff. I'm not going to invite
Speaker 5: you to think. That's my theory because we.
Speaker 2: Should look closely because if we would to social media posts,
Speaker 2: because if he's I guarantee you all cap in America,
Speaker 2: he could.
Speaker 5: He could also like play the long game and just
Speaker 5: be like pretend like you didn't go.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, so don't don't.
Speaker 1: They'll see your precious little baby. Someone named Rick Taylor
Speaker 1: Senate candidate, Democratic senate candidate from back in the day
Speaker 1: posted that he canceled Thanksgiving plans with his aunt claiming
Speaker 1: my home is not open to traders. And then there's
Speaker 1: a Yale psychiatrist who suggested that women and the lgbt
Speaker 1: Q plus community have the right to bail on holiday
Speaker 1: plans with people who just voted to strip away their
Speaker 1: fundamental human rights.
Speaker 5: Just them though, yeah, ye was forced to go. I
Speaker 5: mean I also feel like this is a good reminder
Speaker 5: that everyone has free.
Speaker 1: Will, psychiatrist to set off all my plans unfortunately, Like, it's.
Speaker 5: Really silly that people need to be told that they
Speaker 5: don't watch them. Yeah, that they's been told that they
Speaker 5: don't need to spend time with their family.
Speaker 1: That like any year.
Speaker 5: By the way, I remember one year, I don't know,
Speaker 5: I must have been twenty five or twenty six. Me
Speaker 5: and my dad were fucking at each other's throats. I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm not coming to Thanksgiving, like if you're
Speaker 5: going to act like this, because there's no way, Like
Speaker 5: I did this whole protest and then my mom was like, no,
Speaker 5: you have to be here.
Speaker 4: It was a so drum.
Speaker 5: It was fucking the most soap opera shit. And then
Speaker 5: I ended up going because I was like I still
Speaker 5: want to eat my mom's food, you know, at the
Speaker 5: end of the day. And that turkey, that funk Bible.
Speaker 5: It is undefeated. So I mean, I if a if
Speaker 5: the people in your family can't cook, just don't go.
Speaker 2: They come up on Yeah exactly, yeah, I need to
Speaker 2: wait until they.
Speaker 5: Take away your rights. You can just not go because
Speaker 5: that bitch. You know how many people have told me
Speaker 5: once they've tasted my turkey that their mother's turkey was
Speaker 5: never that good. I'm stunned to find this out. Salvadorian
Speaker 5: turkey is unmatched, and people tell me this shit, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, how the fuck do you keep going to Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: It make a turkey's juicy the way that you grind it.
Speaker 5: But there's a specific salsa that we use, that susa
Speaker 5: that you're talking about, So imagine a ten times better
Speaker 5: version of that salsa.
Speaker 2: It's like watery but it's so flavorful.
Speaker 5: But what we do with it, and like I have
Speaker 5: had people from multiple backgrounds.
Speaker 2: And its white. No, I'm intrigued already. I'll send you
Speaker 2: a picture.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 5: It's like slow cooked in this. You go and you
Speaker 5: based it, but like you have to, you have to
Speaker 5: try it not.
Speaker 1: True about either of our moms.
Speaker 2: Their turkeys are good, but please keep telling us how
Speaker 2: this amazing turkey that you do that I know for
Speaker 2: my mom cannot cook it from Japan. They don't even
Speaker 2: use fucking ovens. Now, the real Thanksgiving cooking was done
Speaker 2: by my black family, and that's you know.
Speaker 5: But that's what was crazy was finding out some of
Speaker 5: my black homies being like, oh, yeah, no, my my
Speaker 5: mom does not know how to make a turkey. And
Speaker 5: I'm like, what, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But it's one of those things, you know, like you
Speaker 2: got a dry bird, Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's why you
Speaker 2: have to brind it or smoke or what. Anyway, all
Speaker 2: that to say, so what are the white people doing
Speaker 2: that are getting disinvited from Thanksgiving? They're white people, right, angry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're about they're gearing up, they're stretching out,
Speaker 1: they're stretching each other.
Speaker 2: Out, getting ready.
Speaker 1: They're clapping the baby powder hands in the air, getting
Speaker 1: ready to take away people's rights.
Speaker 2: They're also just outraged. I'm talking about how this is
Speaker 2: fucking un American.
Speaker 1: Newsmax air to segment raging about people scrapping Thanksgiving plans
Speaker 1: with Mega Family members.
Speaker 2: Calling it pathetic and crazy. Wow.
Speaker 1: Panelists argue that the Democrats are supposed to be the
Speaker 1: party where everyone is welcome.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking for Oh oh, that's right, the tolerant left.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean tolerating.
Speaker 2: Your bigotry, you fucking losers. It means being open minded
Speaker 2: to like helping people fuck anyway. So this is this
Speaker 2: is the beginning of that segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's an another one kind of comes to a
Speaker 1: realization on the air in this segment.
Speaker 11: All right, So the election it might be over, It
Speaker 11: is over, but political polarization is not. Donald Trump's win
Speaker 11: over Kamala Harris is leading some Liberals who are still
Speaker 11: upset to cut off ties with family and friends who
Speaker 11: voted for Trump ahead of the holiday season. Former Democratic
Speaker 11: candidate for Senate from Ohio rig.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure that was the intro.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 2: Let's open it up to the panel of disgusting people
Speaker 2: to talk about how they will eat dry jerky. All right,
Speaker 2: Happy holidays, joining me now.
Speaker 11: Host of the Michelle Tafoya Podcast Michelle Tafoya and the
Speaker 11: co founder of seventy six research dot Com and host
Speaker 11: of The Trish Reagan Show. Trish Reagan Welcome to both
Speaker 11: of you.
Speaker 2: All right, Michelle, I'm going to start with you.
Speaker 11: That sounds like absolute pathetic conversation. These are friends and family.
Speaker 11: Part of what makes this country great is having difference
Speaker 11: of opinion. But here you have people getting out there
Speaker 11: basically saying that whomever voted for Trump must be bad.
Speaker 11: It's crazy.
Speaker 10: Crazy is a good word, and I have lived through
Speaker 10: some of this in my own family. I'm hesitant to
Speaker 10: say that, but it's true. The Yale psychologist psychiatrists that
Speaker 10: appeared on MSNBC.
Speaker 2: What do I read?
Speaker 10: I looked at her website. She describes herself as doctor, activist, researcher,
Speaker 10: and anti racism educator. So there's a lot to her personality.
Speaker 10: There's a lot to her background. She's not just a counselor.
Speaker 2: I think, okay, I can't even handle this, Like, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of her personality. This person's head is in
Speaker 2: the game, and we don't like that, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: How could you be anti racist?
Speaker 5: I just love when people are like, look, I think
Speaker 5: we should still have a nice dinner after I told
Speaker 5: you that there should be no exceptions for abortions, even
Speaker 5: including rape and insd Like, imagine having that conversation and
Speaker 5: being like, oh, here's a turkey I.
Speaker 2: Made for you. The thing that people say because I
Speaker 2: have friends who have spoken two who are like kind
Speaker 2: of like having fucking friction with like in laws and shit,
Speaker 2: and like when they point out specific things, they always
Speaker 2: say just like, but that's not what That's not the
Speaker 2: reason I voted. Because also because then they do a
Speaker 2: lot of them are doing this. A lot of people
Speaker 2: are both on the left and the right, are doing
Speaker 2: this magical thinking like Trump doesn't.
Speaker 4: Mean a lot of this stuff, right, he doesn't mean.
Speaker 4: That's not what he just says.
Speaker 1: This stuff.
Speaker 2: It's like, bruh, he They are for real going to
Speaker 2: be deporting. I mean, the thing is getting.
Speaker 5: You're seeing this stuff on behalf of the or like
Speaker 5: the places that are going to be doing and carrying
Speaker 5: out all this atrocious shit. It's like, no, lady, I
Speaker 5: know you're not physically gonna drag someone across the border,
Speaker 5: but for the next four year, more than four years,
Speaker 5: we're gonna see some really atrocious shit on the news,
Speaker 5: and we're gearing like I don't want to enjoy my
Speaker 5: meal with you, bitch, Like I.
Speaker 1: Will feel sort of bad about that when I'm changing
Speaker 1: the channel, I will feel sort of bad.
Speaker 5: And that's what's crazy, is I think too watching so
Speaker 5: many left or democratic people say that they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: for the first time, I'm gonna cut ties, I'm like, for.
Speaker 1: The first damn, y'all are late.
Speaker 5: I've been fucking getting in so with my dad since
Speaker 5: I was seven years old. Like, hey, you ain't gonna
Speaker 5: be my daddy if you keep talking about women like this,
Speaker 5: you know, like I've been, I've been crazy. So like
Speaker 5: when I get it, like, okay, sometimes you wait until
Speaker 5: your fucking angst teenage years or whatever. But like, guys,
Speaker 5: if you are in deep into your thirties and you
Speaker 5: have never like had these I had a homegrowl. Maybe
Speaker 5: I've talked about this before. She's a comedian. She's great,
Speaker 5: but she's a little stupid because she would never when
Speaker 5: she was when we were on Twitter, she would never
Speaker 5: find out the political beliefs of the men she was dating.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, you should probably know that,
Speaker 5: especially if you're considering accepting a proposal from this man.
Speaker 5: She's like, but why, And I'm like, because if he's
Speaker 5: conservative and you marry him, I guarantee you won't have
Speaker 5: a career in comedy. She's like, no, he's not like that,
Speaker 5: and I was like, girl, yeah, find out what it's
Speaker 5: sure enough staunch Republican ship freaked her out. She had
Speaker 5: no idea to He had these really crazy views, and
Speaker 5: I was like, how are you not having these conversations
Speaker 5: with people? You know?
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy. A lot of people are having trouble
Speaker 2: connecting those dots, like what that means? Because yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of the times, so many American families diffuse the situation.
Speaker 1: Like let's not talk about politics. Let's not talk about politics,
Speaker 1: let's not talk about right, starts with the turkey, by
Speaker 1: the way, that starts with not let's not talk about
Speaker 1: the turkey tasting like shit, let's.
Speaker 5: Not talk Yeah, but it's sure though, let's talk that's hey,
Speaker 5: let's not talk about politics. Let's just talk about this turkey.
Speaker 2: This turkey is dry. This turkey So you made badtorting
Speaker 2: about this turkey too, because meanwhile, while you're not talking
Speaker 2: about like, you know, the fucking over policing and anti
Speaker 2: black racism, this ship is metastasizing around you. And you
Speaker 2: get to this point now where everybody is going to
Speaker 2: feel it. And I think that's just kind of like
Speaker 2: weird to watch like like now that like normal, like
Speaker 2: sort of ciss hat white people's rights and livelihoods are
Speaker 2: in the crosshairs. We got, oh, now, we got problems
Speaker 2: to solve. This is from my very Muslim my perspective
Speaker 2: as a black Asian person. For personal color in this country,
Speaker 2: people know him as Ablazian, Ablasian, Black Andese. Even.
Speaker 1: Yeah, many people in this like especially black people, have
Speaker 1: known since the dawn of this place that this country
Speaker 1: isn't exercise in cruelty.
Speaker 2: And but and you know, you can tell how black
Speaker 2: people vote. They said, it can get worse. It can,
Speaker 2: it really can. And I'm and trust me, you don't
Speaker 2: even want to see that, not even that this is great,
Speaker 2: but it can get fucking a lot worse. And like
Speaker 2: there was this I don't know there there We had
Speaker 2: these moments to actually reckon with issues again, like with
Speaker 2: over policing and anti black racism, and all we got
Speaker 2: was performative allyships So so many liberals just felt like
Speaker 2: while it was an objectively bad thing like racism, it
Speaker 2: didn't really need any urgency because their lives, as they
Speaker 2: see it, are separate from black people or trans people.
Speaker 2: There was no urgency about tackling problems around like black
Speaker 2: maternal mortality rates. So now we're at a point where
Speaker 2: every pregnant person could be at risk. So again this
Speaker 2: habit of turning a blind eye to other Americans suffering
Speaker 2: or thinking that it's not that, that's I'm separate from that.
Speaker 2: That is how we got here, because it's not enough
Speaker 2: for people to get that, Like people have to understand,
Speaker 2: like you have to stand up for everyone's rights like
Speaker 2: you do your own, or else they begin crumbling. And
Speaker 2: you get here and Gal, guess what, Now everybody's gonna
Speaker 2: have to do the work. And I hope, I hope
Speaker 2: they're ready.
Speaker 1: They were so on board with caring about the suffering
Speaker 1: of those groups that the second they lost this election,
Speaker 1: they were like, our problem was caring so much about
Speaker 1: the the you know, the trans thing is really the
Speaker 1: reason we lost this election where Kamala Harris got a
Speaker 1: lower portion of the youth vote than any Democratic presidential
Speaker 1: candidate in recent memory. It's because you were too woke
Speaker 1: and not because of ignoring people's complaint, young people's complaints
Speaker 1: about the genocide and gaza. Yeah, it was that. Well,
Speaker 1: my following this woke is broke logic if I'm phoning right,
Speaker 1: So abandoning vulnerable groups will help signal to other marginalized
Speaker 1: people that this is the party that will help you
Speaker 1: and protect you.
Speaker 2: Am I getting that right?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's exactly comrade.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: Anyway, welcome to the hole Rogan experience.
Speaker 5: Male viewers listening really funny detail to this.
Speaker 7: Characters of the world rise up, keep meant.
Speaker 2: Randomly. Yeah, they're like, yo, I don't know, man, I
Speaker 2: started reading fucking you know, Marx and stuff in angles
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Speaker 5: Okay, well Jack's really ran into this.
Speaker 1: We got to move on.
Speaker 5: Hear it, right, you guys can hear it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can hear his heartbeat.
Speaker 1: Play boy all right, Marcella, it's been a true pleasure.
Speaker 5: Yes, he was like I want to cut her off poning.
Speaker 4: I mean you could go.
Speaker 1: Ahead just a little bit long.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're aka Rogan. Yeah, the whole Rogan experience.
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Speaker 5: You can find me everywhere on social media at Marcella Comedy.
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Speaker 1: Great excuse a great way to be like, Yeah, sorry,
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Speaker 5: Yeah, my partner makes all this great music at show
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Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing, miles. Where can people find you? Is there
Speaker 1: a working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Hey, wherever there's social media I'm there at miles of Grade.
Speaker 2: You're a y. You find Jack and I on the
Speaker 2: basketball podcast Whiles with Jack on Boosties. Don't hear me
Speaker 2: talking ninety day Fiance. I do that at four to
Speaker 2: twenty day Fiance. I don't have anything specific because I've
Speaker 2: not really been looking at Twitter much. I'm a shout
Speaker 2: out to everybody that on Blue Sky. Also, if you
Speaker 2: want the discord invite, let me know. I'll send that
Speaker 2: link to you and just I don't know, watch your
Speaker 2: favorite movie or some shit this weekend. Do that or
Speaker 2: watch the Horny Snowman movie. I'll probably do that.
Speaker 1: Yeaheah. We talked about trending.
Speaker 2: We didn't talk about the Horny Snowman movie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 5: It's on my my list. I'm gonna I'm gonna make
Speaker 5: my watch it. It looks insane. I like all that
Speaker 5: Hallmark shit. My friend even got me really into that
Speaker 5: many many years ago, and I've just now I just watched.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad it's on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Helly, there's another one too. There's another horny one that's
Speaker 2: gonna be like about like like dudes being strippers, like
Speaker 2: the Full Monty or something. Wait, women.
Speaker 5: You guys, you muy vote against your rice, but you
Speaker 5: know how to make cheesy ass movies. You just know
Speaker 5: how to run those numbers up.
Speaker 2: Jack O'Brien, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much for asking. You
Speaker 1: can find me at Jack Underscore Obrian on Twitter at
Speaker 1: jack ob One on Blue Sky. It kind of looks
Speaker 1: like Jacob One on Blue Sky, but it's j C.
Speaker 1: Kobi One. I've I've enjoyed. I still need to transfer
Speaker 1: all my follows over to Blue Sky, so I did enjoy.
Speaker 1: A tweet from Alison O'Connor tweeted, guy just walked in.
Speaker 2: He can't be promoting.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 2: What wait what No, that's your point.
Speaker 1: Actually, you're right.
Speaker 5: I'm going to totally make this character Ho Rogan.
Speaker 2: From my work and my productivity.
Speaker 1: That is wild. Alison O'Connor wrote, guy just walked into
Speaker 1: the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it's obvious
Speaker 1: he's not fully confident in it. Tough to yo, that's
Speaker 1: at that makes me uncomfortable. That's a blessed. You can
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Speaker 1: song you think people might into?
Speaker 2: There's a really dope trio say She She really cool
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Speaker 1: I love She.
Speaker 5: I was bummed I didn't get to see them when.
Speaker 4: I was living in La Nobody come around.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, but you know they're few and
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