WEBVTT - #257: A Dog With a Bone Of Its Own 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:07.400 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:12.479 Brooklyn Buys, start up, dodd Up. They making noise, dot up, 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:15.760 start up, Da Dada dot up. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:20.959 Episode to fifty seven. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.239 Fifty seven reminds me of Hines, which reminds me of Ketchup. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.360 So I'm enjoying this episode. Alright, that's right, it's the 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:30.080 ketchup episode. Now do you believe in that old myth, 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.440 by the way, where you if you hit the fifty 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.559 seven on the bottle, then it comes out better the catchup, 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.080 because we a lot of times. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.040 That commits ketchup, ketchup? What are you thinking when you 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:40.680 flip the. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.240 Bottle of the hind the old school bottles of ketchup, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.000 the ones that are glass bottles. Yeah, and you shake 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.600 it up and down, and you shake it, shake it, 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.519 shake it, and you try and get the ketchup out 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.040 of it. You know that it's hard to get the 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.880 ketchup out. Sometimes you need to put a butter knife 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.280 in there to let it slide out. If they say 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.000 you know this, we've we've grew up with this that 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:03.480 if you if you literally punched to fifty seven, it's 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:07.120 gonna go plea and it's gonna come out, is that right? 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.760 I don't know. I used squeeze bottles now, so who knows. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.040 I know. But but back in the days of the glass, 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:12.440 I don't. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.080 I think that was just a good spot on the 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.959 bottle maybe to hit it like sort of in the middle. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:18.680 It's like a sweet something. It's what it's a G 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.319 spot fifty seven, the G spot or the case the 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.640 case spot, the case spot. I sometimes do get a 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.640 big O from a nice fresh bottle of ketchup. You 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.160 love your ketchup, but you never liked cats up C 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.840 A T S U F C. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.640 No, because it wasn't Heines. It was because Heines had 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.840 a trademark on the word ketchup. But you couldn't use 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:41.559 the word ketchup. That's since expired, right. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:42.880 It's expired. You know what else? 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:47.080 Speaking of which, do you know the the Taco Johns. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:50.440 I've never heard of Taco John's, but they are I 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.440 guess a big taco chain. Right now, there's people listening 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.400 going I go to Taco John's. I don't know where 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.000 they are in the country, don't really care. They're not 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:57.440 in New York West coast. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.840 Well, well like that like somewhere in the Sacific Northwest, 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:05.960 in places like that. Okay, so Taco john is the inventor. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.640 I know that you're gonna say of Taco Tuesday, that 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.679 is correct. They used to have a deal for two 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:16.960 tacos for two dollars approximately, and they called it two Tuesday, right, 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:21.799 they spelled it differently, and they have a trademark for 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.880 Taco Tuesday. Now, if you want to. 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:25.639 Go on the air and say it's taco I'm having 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.360 tacos for it's Taco Tuesday, it's fine. But you can't 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.720 be a taco chain right and have a taco taco bell, 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:35.280 for instance, they didn't. Taco bell is now suing saying 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:39.120 it's such a commonplace expression, it's such part of the 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:44.399 nomenclature of American culture that everybody uses it that it's 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:45.840 no longer. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:50.280 A unique thing. Ah bullshit. I'm sorry. I'm airing on 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:52.440 the side of Taco John's on this one. They were 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.280 clever enough to make the phrase, invent it, coin it, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:03:00.880 and then copyright it, and that trademark be right, should 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:05.640 be honored in its entirety. And just because the big 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.360 bed Taco Bell chain, which is probably one hundred times 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:14.360 its size, a big behemoth of a Takaria comes along. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.560 I don't think that they should have the right to 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.840 swipe the name or to make it all of a 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.959 sudden everybody can use it now. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.440 Well, I don't know, man, I agree with you, But legally, 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.440 if something becomes no longer associated with your brand, it's 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:33.880 so common, the law says that anyone can use it. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.560 That's the way it works. So in this case, who's 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:39.240 to say they might win? But no, who's to say 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.560 the Taco Johns that it's not working for them and 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.680 it's it's not relevant. We don't live near Taco John's 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.600 to know the answer to that question, but they may. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.200 Really what if they sink or swim by their Taco 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.040 Tuesday promotion? 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:56.040 That's irrelevant though the term is now part of everybody's 0:03:56.160 --> 0:04:00.280 common spoken word, and then it no longer has associateation 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.840 with their brand. In other words, when you hear when 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.800 you hear iPad, you think of Apple, right, you can't 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:07.480 have another iPad right? 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:07.720 Right? 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.680 Well, when you think of Taco Tuesday, nobody thinks of 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.520 Taco Johns because you just sell it's Taco Tuesday and 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:13.000 have tacos. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.240 It's Tuesday there's not enough Taco Johns in the country. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:19.040 If Taco Johns was scale it up to the United 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.520 States all around. 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:24.000 It's irrelevant. People call it Taco Tuesdays because of it's Tuesday. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.599 It's a great name. I'm just saying legally, if Taco 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:31.240 Bell can prove it's commonplace that everybody just says it now, 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.400 then they're gonna say, welly can't we just say right? 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.080 Well, they're challenging it, of course, because right now it is. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.520 They can't use it because Taco Johns went ahead and 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.560 coined the phrase and copyrighted it, so right for them. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.040 Yeah, well, we'll see what happens. I'd like to the 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:47.920 ketchup thing reminded me. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:54.120 Taco john Taco. That'll be nice. So I had my 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:58.520 family over from Mother's Day. Oh at the at the 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:59.880 didja have them mowlling your little. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.400 Dinet, the one with the stack of papers? Yeah, I'm 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.120 still there by the way I'm looking. If you haven't 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.520 seen it, it was in my instant story on and 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.320 I think I saved it. If you go to the 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.120 was the highlight section of my Instagram page at David 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.920 Brody in the Brooklyn Boys videos. I think I saved 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:19.600 it scaries bad parking job and his stack of unsightly 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:20.839 papers which hasn't moved. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.240 I love how it's a highlight of your life. My 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.760 stack of papers is a highlight. Well, yeah, it's the 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.720 highlight of our show. It's not the highlight of my life. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.719 If you notice in the background there you could see 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:35.200 it brody. No one else can. Nothing has moved. There 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.919 has been no paper added, nor shredded or thrown away 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:42.960 or put away that nothing I've accomplished zero. In fact, 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.440 if I was to lift up the stack, there would 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:50.960 be an outline of dust around it. So yeah, it's 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.080 it's just sitting there. But yeah, so no room at 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.839 the dynette because the papers are in the way. So 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.960 I had my family up in the wreck room. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.120 Now you have to understand it's not your apartment, this 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:03.240 is in your building. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.880 There's a room you could rent. Yeah, you know where 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:10.800 Sam's husband, William was giving me those rubdowns in the 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.159 sauna and the steam room. Yes, we were doing that 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:16.880 and he was working me out. Sure. Classic Well on 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:20.159 that level is a gym, a sauna, a steam room, 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.080 a conference room, a kitchen, and a main lounge with 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.320 an outdoor patio and wrap around deck. It's pretty much 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.880 the rooftop of my building. So for Mother's Day, because 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.520 I have no room here in my apartment because of 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:39.200 the stack of papers, right, I reserved the wreck room 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:43.000 and main lounge and the whole floor pretty much for 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.200 a party. Now you're allowed to do that. You put 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:48.040 down some money, you also secure it, back it up 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.039 on a security deposit so you don't wreck the joint, 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.599 and you could do whatever the hell you want with 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.960 the place. And so I had a reserved on Mother's 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.719 Day from one to seven pm, which is great, awesome, 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.600 good times. I had my catering come in, I had 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.760 you know, my family. The kids were running around. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.599 Now now this did this make up for the fact 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.600 that you have not given your mother any grandchildren? 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:11.800 Now are you even please? Anyway? So it was so 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:16.400 much fun that you know, well, okay, let me back 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:19.280 up a second. The kids were in the kids playroom. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.920 That's a public area. Can't block that off. Then there's 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:27.000 the outdoor deck, which again public area, can't block that off. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.480 But the party was you know, no one was coming 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:34.000 into the kitchen or the main lounge ropes. Now, my brother, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:39.920 my brother has a dog, Butters. Butters is a Corgie. Butters, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.200 he's the human vacuum cleaner, and he makes no noise. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.480 I've known this dog for eight years. Every family holiday, 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:51.160 every time we're hanging out, even when guests show up, 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.120 companies coming, you know, the dog is like, oh well, 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.360 just walk to the door and just sniff around a little. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.560 You've known this dog eight years, and you know him 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.040 so well you've actually thought about petting him once or twice. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.280 Oh, I've pet him, Corey, I listen, Butters is the man. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.120 I love Butters. How when you when you pet Butters, 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.960 how do you talk to him? You talk to him? 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:14.360 You just pat him? Is a Collagie, he's know, he's 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:14.920 a Corgie. 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.480 Oh okay, so tell me how you pet him, says 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.080 Corki is in front of you, Butters is in front 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:20.240 of you. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:26.040 Talks the dog. How you doing? You a good dog? Yeah? Yeah, 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.560 you want to treat Butters? Want to treat like that 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.840 kind of ship? Okay? Is that okay? Is it how 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.040 you talk to your your dog? Moots? 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.440 Moots, I talked to Musi that way I talked to him. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:47.240 You talk to Percy, Percy, Percy, You're gonna do that. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:52.360 Who's a good dog, good dog, Drew and Mutzi, you're 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:55.480 sleeping on the windows coming anyway. So yeah, so with them. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:58.280 So I've known him to be a very quiet dog, 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:01.000 very docile. Even my mom, who hates dogs. It's like, 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.800 it's just a pleasure having having Butters around. Okay, now 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:08.560 fast forward to my party the other day. Well, all 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:13.280 of a sudden, all of a sudden, Butters gets ferocious 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.560 and it Scott starts going right right, right, right, right right, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.600 and I'm like, what the fuck what this dog barks? 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.199 I didn't know what we ever made a sound. I 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.280 didn't know what the dog sounded like. Starts running over 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:29.560 because two Indian guys come off the elevator and onto 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:32.560 the patio for where the party was, because they have 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.640 Is that important to the story, by the way, Yes, okay, 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.319 So the guys were outside and they had have a 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.200 right to be coming outside to the you know, our party, 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.520 because that is a common area. Well, the dog was 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.400 barking uncontrollably, and my brother had to like, you know, 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:53.440 distract him, give him a treat, whatever, saying, Butters down, Butters, stop, whatever, 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:58.520 give it. Butters is a racist, but we have a 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:04.480 racist dog. You think the dog was barking because they're Indian. Absolutely, 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.400 And by the way, do you know for a fact 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.880 they were Indian? They could have been. No, they could 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.200 have been. They were of Indian descent, they were of 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:15.760 Asian descent, Southeast Day Southeast Asian descent. They could have 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.200 been Pakistani, they could have been. It doesn't matter. I 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.600 think Indian because I'm going Indian because my there's a 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.719 big Indian population in my I'm playing the numbers here, 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.960 playing the other numbers. But that doesn't matter. They were brown, 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:30.160 and I. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:34.480 Think that was scary Jones. By the way, what so 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.960 I'm saying, you're allowed to say that, Well, Butters is 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:41.120 not down with the brown apparently. You know how I 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:45.440 know this because rewind to the Christmas. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.520 Holiday and Thanksgiving when we're at my parents' house and 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.400 we're wherever. Whenever someone one of my friends, my white boyfriends, 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.760 walk in the door, Butters doesn't do anything. Butters never marks. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.439 So Butters did not like these two Indian guys. 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.719 Wait a minut, Wait a minute, how many people of 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.200 color do you have your house gathering? 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:08.240 That's the point, that's why you have no sample size. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.040 It's not like It's not like if you said to me, 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.360 you have you have two guys in your group that 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.000 are black, one guy lost less Less is the best, 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:15.959 Less is the. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.679 Best, Lessons never Less has never met. Uh Butters, Okay, 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:20.880 then you can't go by anything. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:22.840 If you said to me, when I bring all my 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.000 friends over and less than one of them. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.440 Shows up, when baldfreak Ronnie comes through the door, my 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.880 boy j smoller, all my friends from Brooklyn. But you 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:32.880 can come in and been around. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.040 But maybe it's just these two guys he was barking 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.200 at because they're strangers, and he's defensive in an area 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:41.920 he's not familiar with. He's defensive about strangers. There's not 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.840 about this skin. Colored dogs are color blind. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.520 I think I think I think he's racist. I think Butters. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.559 I told my brother, I said, dude, you got to 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:53.240 racist dog on your hands. You're laughing now. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.960 If it was a German shepherd, I could see it, 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.320 you know, maybe, but that's no. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:00.880 But okay. So I'm I'm just by the fact that 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:05.720 every time Butters meets a new friend or of ours, 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.600 the dog, he doesn't do anything. He'll just what colors 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:14.920 the dog. It's a he's orange and white orange, well 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.840 yeah whatever, brown and white, yeah. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:23.240 Okay, so he's a self loathing dog. I'm just saying, 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:27.679 I think I think that these were shifty people. Maybe no, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.240 they're not. They were two guys. They were my neighbors. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:31.959 These guys are awesome. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.720 Yeah yeah, other names. No, I don't, but it doesn't. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:38.120 I don't know. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.520 All my neighbors is two hundred and eighty five apartments 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.840 in my buildings. But these guys are awesome. You think 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.800 you say hello, Well, they were cool. They were just 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:46.880 you know, they're just like everyday neighbors that I see 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.720 on the elevator and in the lobby and whatever. I'm 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:53.200 just saying, I think I can a dog be racist? 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:53.480 Is that? 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:55.160 First of all? Is that a question? That's a question. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.160 I don't know. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.320 Maybe there's aromas that maybe these guys smell differently than you, 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.440 not because they're Indian. You just may have given off 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.680 a scent that he didn't like. I don't think he 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.800 looked at them and went off to South Asian to say, 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:08.880 I know. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.400 I don't think so. And it was were the only minorities. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.400 Of course, it's your family. There were no other the minorities. Again, 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.720 nobody else walked in during that time, so then you 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.440 can't maybe see again, what if a white person walked 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.120 he would have barked at them too. You should, but 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.920 he doesn't do it at my parents' house. He knows 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.679 everybody when my friends walk into my parents' house, because 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.680 they assume your parents let them in, they must be cool. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.280 You took them to the rooftop. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.559 Now I think it's I think you're you're imagining. I 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.240 think you didn't like them, so you assume the dog 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.760 doesn't like him for the same I called up that 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.600 merity yourself. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.079 I just don't understand why you think you need a 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.360 bigger sample size. You need to have a parade of 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.040 people walking through of all shapes and sizes and commogies. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.080 You can't say he doesn't like minorities. If he barked 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:53.600 at the only two strangers at the party, that's all. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.839 You gotta have another white stranger or a couple O 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.800 the wak I can control group like this is a 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.120 it's excuse me, right. It's like if you if you 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.120 if you take a bottle of water and you drink 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.400 it and you go, oh, that's bad water. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.920 You can't say all water is bad. You have to 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:13.720 have all the bottles of water. Okay, you know whether 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.200 it's white milk and chocolate milk. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.559 And I'm only saying white milk for the point of 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:20.120 this conversation. I don't mean white milk milk. But you can't. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.800 You can't have only two Indian people and say, I 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.600 don't know, I have to meet this dog. Maybe it 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.560 doesn't like Jews. You definitely had no Jews at the 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.920 party either. How would he know when was the last 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.200 time your parents had a Jew in the house? 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:35.440 Exactly? They're friends with Jewish people, Yes, yeah, yes, right, 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:44.200 Derek Countans during tax season and Brodie, uh. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:44.920 I want I want you to tell me if I 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:48.560 should be worried. Oh boy, I got an email from 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.280 someone I don't recognize and it says you are the 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:58.840 letter you are? You are webcam Onanism was so repulsive 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.640 that I almost had the turn my head. In case 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.160 I discovered the depths of your repugnant nature. As someone 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:08.800 near to you, I would halt greeting the letter you 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:13.280 what the gaining entry to you our devices is quite effortless. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.960 It's essential to take action concerning your Internet safety by 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:25.080 accomplishing the requirements dash Cooin within three days after pursuing 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.560 the letter, you can sustain a positive image in the 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.120 eyes of your loved ones. Your visual displaying you are 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:36.040 interest shall be forwarded to all your contacts. Yeah, don't 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:39.240 test me. I'll delete the email for security reasons. 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.440 Right. So, what he's gonna do is he's gonna if 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.480 you don't pay with the bitcoin within the time if 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:50.040 it expires, he's gonna he's gonna send He's gonna send 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.240 uh pictures of you jerking off to the entire my webcam, 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.680 your your webcam pictures and video because you know, you 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.440 know you you whack it in front of a webcam. Yes, 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:01.760 what you do. 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:04.240 That's why I have duct tape to put over the webcam. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.600 But so I shouldn't be worried, is what you're saying. 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.320 Well, if you take those words and highlight them and 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.280 put them in a Google search engine, you'll see thousands 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.080 and thousands of that come up under a scam, A 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.200 popular that is a popular scam to get you. I 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:22.360 heard that specific one makes millions and millions of dollars, 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:26.520 that specific one. And and Brody, if you remember, might 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:30.160 have been on a previous episode several years back that 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.160 happened to me, And it was when that was a 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:35.240 new scam, and I actually went to one of the 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:38.920 engineers at the radio station, like, hey, what is this? 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:40.720 Where is this from? And I believe it was you, 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.040 Brody who told me to put the words in the 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:47.000 search engine and see what happens. It was you who 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:51.040 relieved me, if you know what I'm saying. So here's 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:51.760 what not on camera. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.760 If somebody said to you, were you on Fourteenth Street 0:16:56.200 --> 0:17:00.120 on Thursday and did you punch a woman? Would you say, 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.200 oh my god, I've never punched a woman? Or would 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:04.440 you go Thursday? What was they doing Thursday? 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:05.080 Right? 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.879 What was your response if you told the cops I 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.399 don't never hit a woman in my life, right, you 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.879 wouldn't start thinking about what you were doing Thursday because 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:14.720 you're like, was I. 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.320 In that area on Thursday? Did I hit a woman? 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.760 You would say I don't even care when I've never 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.679 hit a woman. If somebody sends you an email scary, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.240 whether it's a scam or not, and they say they 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:27.879 have your webcam footage of you doing disgusting things, your 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.080 first response was to go to the engineers at the 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:33.000 radio station to see if someone could actually access your webcam. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.320 Instead of saying this can't be real. I don't whack 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.639 it in front of a webcam, you just admitted to 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.120 all of the slices that. 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.239 You do whack it in front of a webcam. And 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:46.399 that's why that is not true. It is not true 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.480 because you would have said this fake immediately. Okay, So 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.560 I guess in the format that they sent me back 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.840 in the day, and this was several years ago. Yeah, 0:17:55.960 --> 0:18:00.719 you as in your own deal. No, no, no, not, Uh. 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.080 What I'm what we would tell you is, sir, did 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.320 you go to shop write and steal one hundred dollars 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.960 worth of steaks on Wednesday? Well, let me think I 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.639 think I was at the dentist on Wednesday. No, you go, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:11.399 I don't steal. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:15.080 I see where you're coming from. No, I said they 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:17.199 saw where you were coming from. I set you up 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.920 for that one, and you know it. All I'm gonna 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.960 say is this, Okay, why did you Why was if 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.639 they could do it? Because no, No, what I was 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:29.680 was I what I was concerned with was at that time, 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:32.920 I was still doing my speaking Volumes podcast on video. 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.520 I was I was doing that back since two thousand 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:37.440 and what are you a shared of doing that you're 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:40.800 worried about. No, it's like before we get going, you 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:43.280 know how the two of us we talk a little 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:46.600 bit on camera before we we go. Same thing with chair, 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.280 and sometimes there's some ship talking that goes on it. 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.679 It's not so much about pornography as it is about 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:57.440 maybe I've said some things, you know, on camera that 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:00.000 I don't want people hearing. You know, It's more about 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.040 my language or something, or maybe I said something off color, 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:04.959 or we were joking around, because we have that kind 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.840 of relationship where we you know, you know whatever, and 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:09.600 and you know we always share each other. 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:13.320 What is it you think you said to share that 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:14.879 would be repugnant nature? 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:17.160 As someone near to you, I would halt greeting you now. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.639 I the only reason why I went to the engineers 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.760 was because I wanted to make for shit sure that 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.600 this was indeed a scam and that there's no way 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:30.520 they could have any footage or audio of. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:33.159 Anything, because you doing something that was so repulsive that 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:36.800 I almost had to turn my head that that's the 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:37.480 kind of thing you. 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.800 I want to see footage of what you were talking. 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:42.640 I love I love by the way I love the 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:47.280 the the poor attempt at English. Yes, the way the 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:50.800 sentence structure. Someone tried to use Google Translate and it 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.720 or an app that was a ripoff of it, because 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.240 that doesn't translate perfectly at all. 0:19:56.400 --> 0:20:01.520 Not even close, not even close. But but thanks for confessing 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:02.080 on your end. 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.720