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Speaker 2: Episode to fifty seven. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: Fifty seven reminds me of Hines, which reminds me of Ketchup.
Speaker 2: So I'm enjoying this episode. Alright, that's right, it's the
Speaker 2: ketchup episode. Now do you believe in that old myth,
Speaker 2: by the way, where you if you hit the fifty
Speaker 2: seven on the bottle, then it comes out better the catchup,
Speaker 2: because we a lot of times.
Speaker 3: That commits ketchup, ketchup? What are you thinking when you
Speaker 3: flip the.
Speaker 2: Bottle of the hind the old school bottles of ketchup,
Speaker 2: the ones that are glass bottles. Yeah, and you shake
Speaker 2: it up and down, and you shake it, shake it,
Speaker 2: shake it, and you try and get the ketchup out
Speaker 2: of it. You know that it's hard to get the
Speaker 2: ketchup out. Sometimes you need to put a butter knife
Speaker 2: in there to let it slide out. If they say
Speaker 2: you know this, we've we've grew up with this that
Speaker 2: if you if you literally punched to fifty seven, it's
Speaker 2: gonna go plea and it's gonna come out, is that right?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I used squeeze bottles now, so who knows.
Speaker 2: I know. But but back in the days of the glass,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think that was just a good spot on the
Speaker 3: bottle maybe to hit it like sort of in the middle.
Speaker 2: It's like a sweet something. It's what it's a G
Speaker 2: spot fifty seven, the G spot or the case the
Speaker 2: case spot, the case spot. I sometimes do get a
Speaker 2: big O from a nice fresh bottle of ketchup. You
Speaker 2: love your ketchup, but you never liked cats up C
Speaker 2: A T S U F C.
Speaker 3: No, because it wasn't Heines. It was because Heines had
Speaker 3: a trademark on the word ketchup. But you couldn't use
Speaker 3: the word ketchup. That's since expired, right.
Speaker 2: It's expired. You know what else?
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, do you know the the Taco Johns.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Taco John's, but they are I
Speaker 3: guess a big taco chain. Right now, there's people listening
Speaker 3: going I go to Taco John's. I don't know where
Speaker 3: they are in the country, don't really care. They're not
Speaker 3: in New York West coast.
Speaker 2: Well, well like that like somewhere in the Sacific Northwest,
Speaker 2: in places like that. Okay, so Taco john is the inventor.
Speaker 2: I know that you're gonna say of Taco Tuesday, that
Speaker 2: is correct. They used to have a deal for two
Speaker 2: tacos for two dollars approximately, and they called it two Tuesday, right,
Speaker 2: they spelled it differently, and they have a trademark for
Speaker 2: Taco Tuesday. Now, if you want to.
Speaker 3: Go on the air and say it's taco I'm having
Speaker 3: tacos for it's Taco Tuesday, it's fine. But you can't
Speaker 3: be a taco chain right and have a taco taco bell,
Speaker 3: for instance, they didn't. Taco bell is now suing saying
Speaker 3: it's such a commonplace expression, it's such part of the
Speaker 3: nomenclature of American culture that everybody uses it that it's
Speaker 3: no longer.
Speaker 2: A unique thing. Ah bullshit. I'm sorry. I'm airing on
Speaker 2: the side of Taco John's on this one. They were
Speaker 2: clever enough to make the phrase, invent it, coin it,
Speaker 2: and then copyright it, and that trademark be right, should
Speaker 2: be honored in its entirety. And just because the big
Speaker 2: bed Taco Bell chain, which is probably one hundred times
Speaker 2: its size, a big behemoth of a Takaria comes along.
Speaker 2: I don't think that they should have the right to
Speaker 2: swipe the name or to make it all of a
Speaker 2: sudden everybody can use it now.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, man, I agree with you, But legally,
Speaker 3: if something becomes no longer associated with your brand, it's
Speaker 3: so common, the law says that anyone can use it.
Speaker 2: That's the way it works. So in this case, who's
Speaker 2: to say they might win? But no, who's to say
Speaker 2: the Taco Johns that it's not working for them and
Speaker 2: it's it's not relevant. We don't live near Taco John's
Speaker 2: to know the answer to that question, but they may.
Speaker 2: Really what if they sink or swim by their Taco
Speaker 2: Tuesday promotion?
Speaker 3: That's irrelevant though the term is now part of everybody's
Speaker 3: common spoken word, and then it no longer has associateation
Speaker 3: with their brand. In other words, when you hear when
Speaker 3: you hear iPad, you think of Apple, right, you can't
Speaker 3: have another iPad right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Well, when you think of Taco Tuesday, nobody thinks of
Speaker 3: Taco Johns because you just sell it's Taco Tuesday and
Speaker 3: have tacos.
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday there's not enough Taco Johns in the country.
Speaker 2: If Taco Johns was scale it up to the United
Speaker 2: States all around.
Speaker 3: It's irrelevant. People call it Taco Tuesdays because of it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's a great name. I'm just saying legally, if Taco
Speaker 3: Bell can prove it's commonplace that everybody just says it now,
Speaker 3: then they're gonna say, welly can't we just say right?
Speaker 2: Well, they're challenging it, of course, because right now it is.
Speaker 2: They can't use it because Taco Johns went ahead and
Speaker 2: coined the phrase and copyrighted it, so right for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we'll see what happens. I'd like to the
Speaker 3: ketchup thing reminded me.
Speaker 2: Taco john Taco. That'll be nice. So I had my
Speaker 2: family over from Mother's Day. Oh at the at the
Speaker 2: didja have them mowlling your little.
Speaker 3: Dinet, the one with the stack of papers? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: still there by the way I'm looking. If you haven't
Speaker 3: seen it, it was in my instant story on and
Speaker 3: I think I saved it. If you go to the
Speaker 3: was the highlight section of my Instagram page at David
Speaker 3: Brody in the Brooklyn Boys videos. I think I saved
Speaker 3: it scaries bad parking job and his stack of unsightly
Speaker 3: papers which hasn't moved.
Speaker 2: I love how it's a highlight of your life. My
Speaker 2: stack of papers is a highlight. Well, yeah, it's the
Speaker 2: highlight of our show. It's not the highlight of my life.
Speaker 2: If you notice in the background there you could see
Speaker 2: it brody. No one else can. Nothing has moved. There
Speaker 2: has been no paper added, nor shredded or thrown away
Speaker 2: or put away that nothing I've accomplished zero. In fact,
Speaker 2: if I was to lift up the stack, there would
Speaker 2: be an outline of dust around it. So yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's just sitting there. But yeah, so no room at
Speaker 2: the dynette because the papers are in the way. So
Speaker 2: I had my family up in the wreck room.
Speaker 3: Now you have to understand it's not your apartment, this
Speaker 3: is in your building.
Speaker 2: There's a room you could rent. Yeah, you know where
Speaker 2: Sam's husband, William was giving me those rubdowns in the
Speaker 2: sauna and the steam room. Yes, we were doing that
Speaker 2: and he was working me out. Sure. Classic Well on
Speaker 2: that level is a gym, a sauna, a steam room,
Speaker 2: a conference room, a kitchen, and a main lounge with
Speaker 2: an outdoor patio and wrap around deck. It's pretty much
Speaker 2: the rooftop of my building. So for Mother's Day, because
Speaker 2: I have no room here in my apartment because of
Speaker 2: the stack of papers, right, I reserved the wreck room
Speaker 2: and main lounge and the whole floor pretty much for
Speaker 2: a party. Now you're allowed to do that. You put
Speaker 2: down some money, you also secure it, back it up
Speaker 2: on a security deposit so you don't wreck the joint,
Speaker 2: and you could do whatever the hell you want with
Speaker 2: the place. And so I had a reserved on Mother's
Speaker 2: Day from one to seven pm, which is great, awesome,
Speaker 2: good times. I had my catering come in, I had
Speaker 2: you know, my family. The kids were running around.
Speaker 3: Now now this did this make up for the fact
Speaker 3: that you have not given your mother any grandchildren?
Speaker 2: Now are you even please? Anyway? So it was so
Speaker 2: much fun that you know, well, okay, let me back
Speaker 2: up a second. The kids were in the kids playroom.
Speaker 2: That's a public area. Can't block that off. Then there's
Speaker 2: the outdoor deck, which again public area, can't block that off.
Speaker 2: But the party was you know, no one was coming
Speaker 2: into the kitchen or the main lounge ropes. Now, my brother,
Speaker 2: my brother has a dog, Butters. Butters is a Corgie. Butters,
Speaker 2: he's the human vacuum cleaner, and he makes no noise.
Speaker 2: I've known this dog for eight years. Every family holiday,
Speaker 2: every time we're hanging out, even when guests show up,
Speaker 2: companies coming, you know, the dog is like, oh well,
Speaker 2: just walk to the door and just sniff around a little.
Speaker 3: You've known this dog eight years, and you know him
Speaker 3: so well you've actually thought about petting him once or twice.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've pet him, Corey, I listen, Butters is the man.
Speaker 2: I love Butters. How when you when you pet Butters,
Speaker 2: how do you talk to him? You talk to him?
Speaker 2: You just pat him? Is a Collagie, he's know, he's
Speaker 2: a Corgie.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so tell me how you pet him, says
Speaker 3: Corki is in front of you, Butters is in front
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 2: Talks the dog. How you doing? You a good dog? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to treat Butters? Want to treat like that
Speaker 2: kind of ship? Okay? Is that okay? Is it how
Speaker 2: you talk to your your dog? Moots?
Speaker 3: Moots, I talked to Musi that way I talked to him.
Speaker 2: You talk to Percy, Percy, Percy, You're gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Who's a good dog, good dog, Drew and Mutzi, you're
Speaker 2: sleeping on the windows coming anyway. So yeah, so with them.
Speaker 2: So I've known him to be a very quiet dog,
Speaker 2: very docile. Even my mom, who hates dogs. It's like,
Speaker 2: it's just a pleasure having having Butters around. Okay, now
Speaker 2: fast forward to my party the other day. Well, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, all of a sudden, Butters gets ferocious
Speaker 2: and it Scott starts going right right, right, right, right right,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck what this dog barks?
Speaker 2: I didn't know what we ever made a sound. I
Speaker 2: didn't know what the dog sounded like. Starts running over
Speaker 2: because two Indian guys come off the elevator and onto
Speaker 2: the patio for where the party was, because they have
Speaker 2: Is that important to the story, by the way, Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So the guys were outside and they had have a
Speaker 2: right to be coming outside to the you know, our party,
Speaker 2: because that is a common area. Well, the dog was
Speaker 2: barking uncontrollably, and my brother had to like, you know,
Speaker 2: distract him, give him a treat, whatever, saying, Butters down, Butters, stop, whatever,
Speaker 2: give it. Butters is a racist, but we have a
Speaker 2: racist dog. You think the dog was barking because they're Indian. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: And by the way, do you know for a fact
Speaker 2: they were Indian? They could have been. No, they could
Speaker 2: have been. They were of Indian descent, they were of
Speaker 2: Asian descent, Southeast Day Southeast Asian descent. They could have
Speaker 2: been Pakistani, they could have been. It doesn't matter. I
Speaker 2: think Indian because I'm going Indian because my there's a
Speaker 2: big Indian population in my I'm playing the numbers here,
Speaker 2: playing the other numbers. But that doesn't matter. They were brown,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Think that was scary Jones. By the way, what so
Speaker 3: I'm saying, you're allowed to say that, Well, Butters is
Speaker 3: not down with the brown apparently. You know how I
Speaker 3: know this because rewind to the Christmas.
Speaker 2: Holiday and Thanksgiving when we're at my parents' house and
Speaker 2: we're wherever. Whenever someone one of my friends, my white boyfriends,
Speaker 2: walk in the door, Butters doesn't do anything. Butters never marks.
Speaker 2: So Butters did not like these two Indian guys.
Speaker 3: Wait a minut, Wait a minute, how many people of
Speaker 3: color do you have your house gathering?
Speaker 2: That's the point, that's why you have no sample size.
Speaker 3: It's not like It's not like if you said to me,
Speaker 3: you have you have two guys in your group that
Speaker 3: are black, one guy lost less Less is the best,
Speaker 3: Less is the.
Speaker 2: Best, Lessons never Less has never met. Uh Butters, Okay,
Speaker 2: then you can't go by anything.
Speaker 3: If you said to me, when I bring all my
Speaker 3: friends over and less than one of them.
Speaker 2: Shows up, when baldfreak Ronnie comes through the door, my
Speaker 2: boy j smoller, all my friends from Brooklyn. But you
Speaker 2: can come in and been around.
Speaker 3: But maybe it's just these two guys he was barking
Speaker 3: at because they're strangers, and he's defensive in an area
Speaker 3: he's not familiar with. He's defensive about strangers. There's not
Speaker 3: about this skin. Colored dogs are color blind.
Speaker 2: I think I think I think he's racist. I think Butters.
Speaker 2: I told my brother, I said, dude, you got to
Speaker 2: racist dog on your hands. You're laughing now.
Speaker 3: If it was a German shepherd, I could see it,
Speaker 3: you know, maybe, but that's no.
Speaker 2: But okay. So I'm I'm just by the fact that
Speaker 2: every time Butters meets a new friend or of ours,
Speaker 2: the dog, he doesn't do anything. He'll just what colors
Speaker 2: the dog. It's a he's orange and white orange, well
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, brown and white, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he's a self loathing dog. I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: I think I think that these were shifty people. Maybe no,
Speaker 3: they're not. They were two guys. They were my neighbors.
Speaker 3: These guys are awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, other names. No, I don't, but it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: All my neighbors is two hundred and eighty five apartments
Speaker 2: in my buildings. But these guys are awesome. You think
Speaker 2: you say hello, Well, they were cool. They were just
Speaker 2: you know, they're just like everyday neighbors that I see
Speaker 2: on the elevator and in the lobby and whatever. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, I think I can a dog be racist?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: First of all? Is that a question? That's a question.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's aromas that maybe these guys smell differently than you,
Speaker 3: not because they're Indian. You just may have given off
Speaker 3: a scent that he didn't like. I don't think he
Speaker 3: looked at them and went off to South Asian to say,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. And it was were the only minorities.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's your family. There were no other the minorities. Again,
Speaker 2: nobody else walked in during that time, so then you
Speaker 2: can't maybe see again, what if a white person walked
Speaker 2: he would have barked at them too. You should, but
Speaker 2: he doesn't do it at my parents' house. He knows
Speaker 2: everybody when my friends walk into my parents' house, because
Speaker 2: they assume your parents let them in, they must be cool.
Speaker 2: You took them to the rooftop.
Speaker 3: Now I think it's I think you're you're imagining. I
Speaker 3: think you didn't like them, so you assume the dog
Speaker 3: doesn't like him for the same I called up that
Speaker 3: merity yourself.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand why you think you need a
Speaker 2: bigger sample size. You need to have a parade of
Speaker 2: people walking through of all shapes and sizes and commogies.
Speaker 3: You can't say he doesn't like minorities. If he barked
Speaker 3: at the only two strangers at the party, that's all.
Speaker 2: You gotta have another white stranger or a couple O
Speaker 2: the wak I can control group like this is a
Speaker 2: it's excuse me, right. It's like if you if you
Speaker 2: if you take a bottle of water and you drink
Speaker 2: it and you go, oh, that's bad water.
Speaker 3: You can't say all water is bad. You have to
Speaker 3: have all the bottles of water. Okay, you know whether
Speaker 3: it's white milk and chocolate milk.
Speaker 2: And I'm only saying white milk for the point of
Speaker 2: this conversation. I don't mean white milk milk. But you can't.
Speaker 3: You can't have only two Indian people and say, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I have to meet this dog. Maybe it
Speaker 3: doesn't like Jews. You definitely had no Jews at the
Speaker 3: party either. How would he know when was the last
Speaker 3: time your parents had a Jew in the house?
Speaker 2: Exactly? They're friends with Jewish people, Yes, yeah, yes, right,
Speaker 2: Derek Countans during tax season and Brodie, uh.
Speaker 3: I want I want you to tell me if I
Speaker 3: should be worried. Oh boy, I got an email from
Speaker 3: someone I don't recognize and it says you are the
Speaker 3: letter you are? You are webcam Onanism was so repulsive
Speaker 3: that I almost had the turn my head. In case
Speaker 3: I discovered the depths of your repugnant nature. As someone
Speaker 3: near to you, I would halt greeting the letter you
Speaker 3: what the gaining entry to you our devices is quite effortless.
Speaker 3: It's essential to take action concerning your Internet safety by
Speaker 3: accomplishing the requirements dash Cooin within three days after pursuing
Speaker 3: the letter, you can sustain a positive image in the
Speaker 3: eyes of your loved ones. Your visual displaying you are
Speaker 3: interest shall be forwarded to all your contacts. Yeah, don't
Speaker 3: test me. I'll delete the email for security reasons.
Speaker 2: Right. So, what he's gonna do is he's gonna if
Speaker 2: you don't pay with the bitcoin within the time if
Speaker 2: it expires, he's gonna he's gonna send He's gonna send
Speaker 2: uh pictures of you jerking off to the entire my webcam,
Speaker 2: your your webcam pictures and video because you know, you
Speaker 2: know you you whack it in front of a webcam. Yes,
Speaker 2: what you do.
Speaker 3: That's why I have duct tape to put over the webcam.
Speaker 3: But so I shouldn't be worried, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Well, if you take those words and highlight them and
Speaker 2: put them in a Google search engine, you'll see thousands
Speaker 2: and thousands of that come up under a scam, A
Speaker 2: popular that is a popular scam to get you. I
Speaker 2: heard that specific one makes millions and millions of dollars,
Speaker 2: that specific one. And and Brody, if you remember, might
Speaker 2: have been on a previous episode several years back that
Speaker 2: happened to me, And it was when that was a
Speaker 2: new scam, and I actually went to one of the
Speaker 2: engineers at the radio station, like, hey, what is this?
Speaker 2: Where is this from? And I believe it was you,
Speaker 2: Brody who told me to put the words in the
Speaker 2: search engine and see what happens. It was you who
Speaker 2: relieved me, if you know what I'm saying. So here's
Speaker 2: what not on camera.
Speaker 3: If somebody said to you, were you on Fourteenth Street
Speaker 3: on Thursday and did you punch a woman? Would you say,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I've never punched a woman? Or would
Speaker 3: you go Thursday? What was they doing Thursday?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: What was your response if you told the cops I
Speaker 3: don't never hit a woman in my life, right, you
Speaker 3: wouldn't start thinking about what you were doing Thursday because
Speaker 3: you're like, was I.
Speaker 2: In that area on Thursday? Did I hit a woman?
Speaker 3: You would say I don't even care when I've never
Speaker 3: hit a woman. If somebody sends you an email scary,
Speaker 3: whether it's a scam or not, and they say they
Speaker 3: have your webcam footage of you doing disgusting things, your
Speaker 3: first response was to go to the engineers at the
Speaker 3: radio station to see if someone could actually access your webcam.
Speaker 3: Instead of saying this can't be real. I don't whack
Speaker 3: it in front of a webcam, you just admitted to
Speaker 3: all of the slices that.
Speaker 2: You do whack it in front of a webcam. And
Speaker 2: that's why that is not true. It is not true
Speaker 2: because you would have said this fake immediately. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I guess in the format that they sent me back
Speaker 2: in the day, and this was several years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you as in your own deal. No, no, no, not, Uh.
Speaker 3: What I'm what we would tell you is, sir, did
Speaker 3: you go to shop write and steal one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: worth of steaks on Wednesday? Well, let me think I
Speaker 3: think I was at the dentist on Wednesday. No, you go,
Speaker 3: I don't steal.
Speaker 2: I see where you're coming from. No, I said they
Speaker 2: saw where you were coming from. I set you up
Speaker 2: for that one, and you know it. All I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say is this, Okay, why did you Why was if
Speaker 2: they could do it? Because no, No, what I was
Speaker 2: was I what I was concerned with was at that time,
Speaker 2: I was still doing my speaking Volumes podcast on video.
Speaker 2: I was I was doing that back since two thousand
Speaker 2: and what are you a shared of doing that you're
Speaker 2: worried about. No, it's like before we get going, you
Speaker 2: know how the two of us we talk a little
Speaker 2: bit on camera before we we go. Same thing with chair,
Speaker 2: and sometimes there's some ship talking that goes on it.
Speaker 2: It's not so much about pornography as it is about
Speaker 2: maybe I've said some things, you know, on camera that
Speaker 2: I don't want people hearing. You know, It's more about
Speaker 2: my language or something, or maybe I said something off color,
Speaker 2: or we were joking around, because we have that kind
Speaker 2: of relationship where we you know, you know whatever, and
Speaker 2: and you know we always share each other.
Speaker 3: What is it you think you said to share that
Speaker 3: would be repugnant nature?
Speaker 2: As someone near to you, I would halt greeting you now.
Speaker 2: I the only reason why I went to the engineers
Speaker 2: was because I wanted to make for shit sure that
Speaker 2: this was indeed a scam and that there's no way
Speaker 2: they could have any footage or audio of.
Speaker 3: Anything, because you doing something that was so repulsive that
Speaker 3: I almost had to turn my head that that's the
Speaker 3: kind of thing you.
Speaker 2: I want to see footage of what you were talking.
Speaker 2: I love I love by the way I love the
Speaker 2: the the poor attempt at English. Yes, the way the
Speaker 2: sentence structure. Someone tried to use Google Translate and it
Speaker 2: or an app that was a ripoff of it, because
Speaker 2: that doesn't translate perfectly at all.
Speaker 3: Not even close, not even close. But but thanks for confessing
Speaker 3: on your end.
Speaker 2: That's great. I didn't confess to ship. And by the way, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think it's safe to say you're
Speaker 2: you're okay, okay, good, all right, I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: I did do. Oh if it's gross, I don't want
Speaker 2: to know. Well, no, I you know, this is just
Speaker 2: a little throwaway if you live in Morris County or
Speaker 2: if you live in Short Hills, New Jersey, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I was my My feature is out and your name
Speaker 2: is dropped in it prominently in the article feature And
Speaker 2: is it David Brody?
Speaker 4: I hope.
Speaker 2: I'm the cover of of two magazines and it was
Speaker 2: just released today. I'm really excited about this. Oujie Holmes
Speaker 2: and Gardens. It's it's a bougie magazine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Short Hills are Well, No, it's called.
Speaker 2: Apparently they drop I'm gonna hold us up to the camera. Brody.
Speaker 2: You could see him a little bit there to the
Speaker 2: two magazine covers. Yep, I'm on the cover of both magazines.
Speaker 2: You're stretching on one of them. That's me in the
Speaker 2: iHeart hallway on and then and then this is the
Speaker 2: other one is me at the in the studio. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I made the cover of both for Morris and Chathman
Speaker 2: Short Hills. Uh, three areas you're not from. It's City
Speaker 2: Lifestyle magazine. And I just want to shout out to
Speaker 2: Anna Meyer, who is in charge of the magazine publisher
Speaker 2: and all that.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Three months ago, they came over to the radio station,
Speaker 2: they did a whole photo shoot with me, and and
Speaker 2: then they decide they took a whole an hour to
Speaker 2: do an article on me. I said, but I live
Speaker 2: in Jersey City in an apartment. What the hell do
Speaker 2: I have to do with haughty h A U T E. Lifestyle?
Speaker 2: Because these magazines get dropped on like doorsteps of where
Speaker 2: the servants come get them five exactly five million dollar houses,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, and then and then other places as well.
Speaker 2: It will be available online next week for the entire
Speaker 2: country to see. It's nationwide. But she's said to me, look,
Speaker 2: you have a great story. You live in New Jersey
Speaker 2: and a lot of times we have people on the
Speaker 2: cover and people we do story. That doesn't mean they
Speaker 2: live in New Jersey or they had that lifestyle, but
Speaker 2: they but we want we find them interesting, and we
Speaker 2: find you interesting. I'm like, that's awesome. I think the
Speaker 2: last person who just called you out of nowhere? Who did?
Speaker 2: I can't believe it's not butter commercials in the nineties.
Speaker 2: A lot of people I don't know who was like
Speaker 2: the famous anyway, he was on the cover a couple
Speaker 2: of a couple of months ago where it worked for
Speaker 2: his career. Don't remember who it is exactly anyway, So
Speaker 2: we'll look be on the lookout for that. It's city lifestyle.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm kind of excited about it because I've
Speaker 2: never been on the cover of magazine. Oh well, that's
Speaker 2: very good. How did they get out and get in
Speaker 2: touch with you? I was out in both magazines. I
Speaker 2: was out at an event in Short Hills for the
Speaker 2: grand opening that that was the that was the night
Speaker 2: that you were supposed to join me at that store,
Speaker 2: the grand opening of that store. Oh my car accident night?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that like you like you'd like to forget the
Speaker 2: woman was there reporting on the opening of this, uh
Speaker 2: this shade store, and she's like, oh my god, it's scary.
Speaker 2: I've listened to you my whole life and all this
Speaker 2: and how was that? So I'm the King of New York.
Speaker 2: We talked about that, and as the woman.
Speaker 3: Does the woman work for a publishing company that owns
Speaker 3: numerous magazines.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh okay, so they double dipped you. I got you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: very nice, So tell tell us slices.
Speaker 3: There really important part of the story where you mentioned me,
Speaker 3: because I'm a kid from benson Hurst, Brooklyn who made
Speaker 3: it rain.
Speaker 2: I mentioned, I mentioned the podcast, and that I plugged
Speaker 2: our podcast. That's what I did. So there, that's all
Speaker 2: more more about you said you mentioned me, Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mentioned my podcast partner, David Brody. You know, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're in there. I made a quote about you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what what I mean? I wish I wanted. I was
Speaker 2: trying to angle it to do an article about the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys, but in a magazine about New Jersey that
Speaker 2: was not going to fly. So I tried.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but most of the places we talk about are
Speaker 3: in New Jersey. That's relatable. It is, it is, it
Speaker 3: is in fact, I'm going to talk about a New
Speaker 3: Jersey bakery. When you give me a chance, go for it.
Speaker 3: There's a place in South Orange, New Jersey that I
Speaker 3: have to that many years ago my family fell in
Speaker 3: love with. It's a bakery right near the train station
Speaker 3: called Kate and Abbey's c a kateen Abbey's.
Speaker 2: If you're from that area, and I'm not, but I've
Speaker 2: heard of it.
Speaker 3: My kids heard about it and they drive there on
Speaker 3: occasion and they love the cookies. Well, my daughter was
Speaker 3: coming home from college and her birthday was last weekend
Speaker 3: and I was given an assignment on Friday. She's coming
Speaker 3: home from school, right it's her birthday. My wife says
Speaker 3: to me, all she wants is cookies from Kate and Abbey.
Speaker 3: So while I'm at work, since you're not at work
Speaker 3: at the moment, please go pick up the cookies. This
Speaker 3: is what she wants. Just go pick out the cookies.
Speaker 3: And my daughter texts me the day before and says,
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm getting the cookies for my birthday.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: These are the ones I want. Here's a picture.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, put it in my phone. Get to Kate Abbey's.
Speaker 3: You know, at some point on Fridays. So I go
Speaker 3: to the store. I get there at three ten because
Speaker 3: I had to go look around for a parking space.
Speaker 3: It's near the train station, very busy. I get the
Speaker 3: space and I go up to the door and then
Speaker 3: closed lights are off. They're done. I look at the sign.
Speaker 3: It says we're open until three pm.
Speaker 2: Now is it my.
Speaker 3: Fault that they closed at three pm? And I didn't
Speaker 3: know it, Yes, it's my fault. No one will blame
Speaker 3: but me. I looked up to the skies and I
Speaker 3: went no. Because I had promised my daughter one thing.
Speaker 3: It's all she wondered forever.
Speaker 2: Kate and Nabby's cookies. Kate and Nabby's cookies.
Speaker 3: And she was coming home in a few hours and
Speaker 3: we're all meeting at a restaurant for dinner, and I
Speaker 3: was supposed to come with the box of cookies.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 3: Every thought in my head raced through my brain, and
Speaker 3: I thought, well, maybe there's someone in the area that
Speaker 3: sells these cookies. You know, sometimes you're like, you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: we feature Kate Nabby's cookies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I start.
Speaker 3: Googling, like, who else sells their cookies? Where can I
Speaker 3: get these cookies. What am I gonna do? They don't
Speaker 3: open un till seven am the next morning. I got
Speaker 3: to cushoup cookies tonight. And at this point it's three fifteen,
Speaker 3: three twenty now, and I'm panicking in front of the bakery.
Speaker 3: And I got to meet my my family for dinner
Speaker 3: in a few hours. I'm like, oh my god. So
Speaker 3: I call my daughter on the phone, she's driving home
Speaker 3: from college, and I said, listen, you know I love you.
Speaker 2: You know, hope, you know that.
Speaker 3: I don't have the cookies. You're prime of the pump
Speaker 3: for the prime and the pumps for the big let down.
Speaker 3: So she was very disappointed and not happy.
Speaker 2: Race called. I called my wife at work and I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I closed. Oh I got shit, and I deservedly, So
Speaker 2: I deserve the shit. So I go on Instagram and
Speaker 2: I DM the company just as me, not as you know,
Speaker 2: anybody who used to be in radio. And I said, listen,
Speaker 2: do you guys sell your cookies anywhere? Here's the story.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: I'm having dinner with my family at seven o'clock tonight,
Speaker 3: and I don't know what I ought to do. Nothing,
Speaker 3: I don't hearing anything back, I'm done, So I like,
Speaker 3: fuck it. So I rushed to the restaurant. I get
Speaker 3: a parking space. At seven o'clock, my wife texts me
Speaker 3: and says, your daughter's running late because she hit traffic.
Speaker 3: She just got in she got to do makeup and hair.
Speaker 3: We're probably looking at seven point thirty. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got a half hour. I'm got to sit in
Speaker 3: this parking space. I'm looking on my phone. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what am I doing? I'll just say to look at
Speaker 3: my phone. I look at Instagram. They wrote me back.
Speaker 3: They said, we live twenty five minutes from the Baker.
Speaker 3: We will come there right now and reopen the store
Speaker 3: at seven p thirty.
Speaker 2: Shut up. If you will come right now, shut up.
Speaker 2: So I said, yes, I'm coming right now. I'm leaving
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: Here's my phone number. I'm coming right now. So I
Speaker 3: get I'm sitting in the car. So I leave the
Speaker 3: parking space and I and I drive multiple towns over
Speaker 3: and I get there before she got there, and sure enough,
Speaker 3: at like seven thirty five. So my wife texts me
Speaker 3: and says, we're probably seven thirty right. So I get
Speaker 3: there at seven twenty seven seven fifteen, and it's I'm
Speaker 3: like fifteen minutes away from the restaurant. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: if she gets here on time, I grabbed the cookies.
Speaker 2: I run.
Speaker 3: She shows up with her daughter, the owner's daughter and
Speaker 3: her daughter show up, very nice woman named Gabby. She says, oh,
Speaker 3: how are you nice to meet you? And she opens
Speaker 3: the store up and she turns the lights on and
Speaker 3: the register stops.
Speaker 2: She gives me, she gives me the cookies. I paid
Speaker 2: for the cookies.
Speaker 3: I gave her at little cash taste a little thank
Speaker 3: you note, which she was very appreciative of it. She's like,
Speaker 3: you don't to do that, Like, who does That's scary?
Speaker 3: Nobody does that. So I get to cookies. I like,
Speaker 3: I fly back.
Speaker 2: To the restaurant.
Speaker 3: I get back to the restaurant at seven thirty five,
Speaker 3: So I text my wife, I'm running a couple of
Speaker 3: minutes late, but it's for a good reason.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, they're.
Speaker 3: Gonna get there at seven thirty. I'm gonaet this some there.
Speaker 3: She text me and says, we're running late. We're looking
Speaker 3: at like closer to like seven fifty eight o'clock. So
Speaker 3: not only did I get the cookies. But now I'm early.
Speaker 2: I thought it was light. So shout out to Kate's, C. A. T.
Speaker 2: And Abby Neither woe. Neither owner is Kate or Abbey.
Speaker 2: Those were all old owners.
Speaker 3: But the women, the people who owned the place, came
Speaker 3: back four and a half hours after they closed to
Speaker 3: open the bakery so they could get me cookies for
Speaker 3: my daughter's birthday.
Speaker 2: God bless and delicious cookies.
Speaker 3: So if you're in the area South Orange, New Jersey,
Speaker 3: which is not that far Myry's bougie neighborhoods. My brother
Speaker 3: lives in South Orange, I'm gonnaell him to go to
Speaker 3: Kate and Abbey's. These are the businesses even support. And
Speaker 3: again they had no clue where I used to work.
Speaker 3: Oh you know that, I whatever. They were just like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're a customer. We want to make your daughter happy
Speaker 3: and we will come back. So there are good people
Speaker 3: in the world. It was the blue check mark, wasn't it. Yes,
Speaker 3: probably boys podcast we will be right back.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that that blue check more on Instagram, Like, no,
Speaker 2: he must be somebody He's gonna check on my.
Speaker 3: Profile and seeing where I used to work. No, it
Speaker 3: wasn't the blue check.
Speaker 2: How they were so willing to do that. That is awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it warms the cockles of my heart.
Speaker 2: My cockles will Yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you're gonna warm your cockles, don't
Speaker 3: do it in front of your webcam.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: Oh, my buddy told Darren. Oh three, that's the saga
Speaker 3: I've told Darren. Okay, you available this in England. He
Speaker 3: can't come on the phone, you avail.
Speaker 2: Uh Okay, Remember this is the guy, this is my
Speaker 2: friend told Darren who had that story dog penis problem. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was going to tell the story, which I oh,
Speaker 2: didn't we tell the story? We did? We tell the story?
Speaker 2: I think we did. I don't think we need told
Speaker 2: Dan anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, hey, tall Darren, how are you?
Speaker 3: You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I love that you
Speaker 3: call him that on the phone. Hey Darren, it said's
Speaker 3: David Brody.
Speaker 2: How are you.
Speaker 4: Good? How are you?
Speaker 3: But you ever wake up in the morning and just
Speaker 3: wish you were Darren at this point?
Speaker 4: The funny thing is I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But was there ever a short Darren in the
Speaker 2: mix in the group? No? I don't think he was
Speaker 2: always just told Darren he was I don't know why.
Speaker 2: He always was You'll always do it forever.
Speaker 3: The median who died he was in the movie Punchline
Speaker 3: named dom I Irera, and he used to do a
Speaker 3: bit about his neighborhood. There was Big Pete, Little Pete,
Speaker 3: fat Pett. There are too many pets in the neighborhood,
Speaker 3: so they nicknames everybody. But you're just told Darren. I
Speaker 3: feel like that's I don't know if it's offensive. It's
Speaker 3: sort of like you have other traits, Darren, I've met you.
Speaker 3: There's other good things to say about you.
Speaker 4: I know. Apparently that's the only thing people remember.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like you're six sixty six. How
Speaker 3: tall are you, Darren?
Speaker 4: I'm six eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so yeah, that's why he earns the title.
Speaker 2: So it is six five or six hours ahead right now,
Speaker 2: because you're in London, right how many hours ahead of us?
Speaker 4: I am? I'm five hours ahead of you? All.
Speaker 3: Well, Darren, can you settle this for people listening? London
Speaker 3: is a city, not a country.
Speaker 4: Correct, It is a city.
Speaker 3: The reason I bring this up I constantly see on
Speaker 3: social media people saying like, oh, what country are from?
Speaker 3: You sound like you're from London, right, are they like
Speaker 3: what you're from?
Speaker 4: Law?
Speaker 3: What they assume that London is a country because they
Speaker 3: can't name any other place in England and people can't
Speaker 3: figure out the England and uh and the great Britain
Speaker 3: thing in the UK. Have you figured it all out?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: As an American, are you good?
Speaker 4: Well? You know, I think I'm good. But then when
Speaker 4: I'm in America, which everybody here calls it America, so
Speaker 4: not everybody in America calls it America. Right, we call
Speaker 4: the US here. Everybody refers to it as America. But
Speaker 4: when I'm in America and I talk like I'm talking
Speaker 4: to you all, I.
Speaker 2: Can't you can't what you can't keep the connection from? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We lost you half your sentence. Yeah, when you're in America.
Speaker 3: When you're in America, you.
Speaker 2: Can't want.
Speaker 4: When I'm in American and I talk like I'm talking
Speaker 4: to you all now, after about ten minutes, inevitably somebody
Speaker 4: will ask me what part of the UK or what
Speaker 4: part of England are you from? Because I love your
Speaker 4: accent and I'm looking around like what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Apparently I talk with a British accent.
Speaker 2: Is from here and moved to the to the UK.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so but but uh yeah you forever before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a question, Darren.
Speaker 3: You said, people in in the UK call our country America,
Speaker 3: and we call it the US. Except I've never heard
Speaker 3: anyone refer to this country as the US, except if
Speaker 3: on television, if they're saying the US economy is up
Speaker 3: or down. This is America. We say America. Don't in
Speaker 3: England or in the UK, they don't. Don't they refer
Speaker 3: to US as the US or the States?
Speaker 4: They said, they say the boat.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so this is America, Merca America. So anyway,
Speaker 2: so so so toll Darren. He has a dog and
Speaker 2: and now who was it? That was Dougs. This is
Speaker 2: a non visual podcast. He can just be Darren for now. Okay, Darren,
Speaker 2: you have a dog. You you're someone was babysitting your
Speaker 2: dog or dog sitting. Now Brody can relate. I don't
Speaker 2: know if Brody can relate to what happened to your dog.
Speaker 2: But explain what happened. You were away on vacation. We'll
Speaker 2: take it from there, and you get a phone call.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm on vacation in Spain on the beach,
Speaker 4: and I left my dog with our I know, I
Speaker 4: left my dog with our cousin or my wife's cousin,
Speaker 4: who is British. So the dog stays here in London
Speaker 4: and we're in Spain on the beach. And about three
Speaker 4: days in I'm sitting on the beach drinking and trying
Speaker 4: my day and I get a text or a or
Speaker 4: a message with a photo and I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: photo and I'm like, what is this that I'm looking at.
Speaker 4: It's like unlike anything I've ever seen. I show it
Speaker 4: to my wife and she's like, I don't know what
Speaker 4: that is. And I'm looking at it, and then I
Speaker 4: see the rest of the text. It's from the person
Speaker 4: watching our dog, and she goes, we have a problem.
Speaker 4: Now I'm sitting there going what is the A? What
Speaker 4: is the problem? And B? What is this photo? Because
Speaker 4: I don't know either. So it turns out I'm looking
Speaker 4: at it and she says that the dog's penis will
Speaker 4: not retract it sticking.
Speaker 2: Out that came on.
Speaker 4: So now I'm like, you sent me a doggy dick pick?
Speaker 4: Who does that? I'm looking at it now, I see
Speaker 4: it right, It's like an abstract picture, but when you
Speaker 4: see it, you can't unsee it. So I'm looking at
Speaker 4: my dog eth Dick.
Speaker 2: Now, now this was an ongoing problem because apparently it
Speaker 2: hadn't retracted in a long time. Right, how long was
Speaker 2: it the time? Not the penis.
Speaker 4: About four hours?
Speaker 2: Four hours? Now, Brody, has that ever happened to any
Speaker 2: of your animals? Not unless I get them drunk first.
Speaker 2: So what was the remedy that needed to happen? And
Speaker 2: did you pay extra to your cousin for watching your
Speaker 2: dog after that weekend ended because of what he had
Speaker 2: to do because of the advice he was given. Why
Speaker 2: don't you explain that part of the story.
Speaker 4: So I called her up and I said what's going on?
Speaker 4: And she said, well, I probably should take him to
Speaker 4: the vet. And I'm like, okay, that's fine, go do that.
Speaker 4: And then you know, everything was fine. But then when
Speaker 4: I came back to London, we had lunch with her
Speaker 4: and her husband and we had got the dog back,
Speaker 4: and then she proceeded to tell me what transpired before
Speaker 4: she ever got to the vet. She because that happened
Speaker 4: before she ever called me, before she got to the vet.
Speaker 4: She took matters into her own hands and became literally
Speaker 4: vet herself. Literally, she said. And this I didn't know
Speaker 4: until later. She said, Well, I tried to, you know,
Speaker 4: I put you know, vasilin on my hand and I
Speaker 4: went in to try to lubricate the area. And I'm
Speaker 4: sitting there and I almost spit out in my beer
Speaker 4: and go, I don't think this is going to help
Speaker 4: the situation. If anything, it's going to exacerbates.
Speaker 5: It became a a larger problem. So it got larger,
Speaker 5: exactly so, so his cousin had to imagine, Cousin, this, what,
Speaker 5: how big is the dog?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not very big. It's a so it's relatively small.
Speaker 2: But imagine that. Imagine that. The cousin immediately thought, well,
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta. You know, the only way this
Speaker 2: is just the pictures are scary, would have helped. The
Speaker 2: only way this is gonna go down is if I,
Speaker 2: you know, to help it, help it along. I mean,
Speaker 2: did she google it? What do you do?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Well, her first instinct was to lub it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she googled it and then went went to town.
Speaker 2: Hold on slices, do not google dog with a heart arm. Apparently,
Speaker 2: that is, if you if you were to google it.
Speaker 2: Those are the instructions that Google tells you to do,
Speaker 2: and you and his cousin just said, fuck it, I'm
Speaker 2: just going in. I'm gonna do it. Did you use
Speaker 2: glo W A good thing?
Speaker 4: I don't think she used gloves, would.
Speaker 2: Have had to Jack Russell. The lights came on, the
Speaker 2: lights came went down, and the music was like.
Speaker 4: She turned on some seating. Seating music.
Speaker 2: Was scary.
Speaker 3: Talk to do me a favorite, scary talk to your
Speaker 3: your brother's dog right now?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, butterers, give me your butterers, give me my
Speaker 2: little man. Yeah, did she talk like that? Who's a
Speaker 2: good boy? Who's a good boy? Did she play some
Speaker 2: snoop doggy dog bow wow? Well, yep o ye pa.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Needless to say, it had the reverse effect, as you
Speaker 4: can imagine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they had a bigger problem on their hands.
Speaker 2: So finally, what what was the final prognosis? In case
Speaker 2: any of the slices listening, We all know how this
Speaker 2: story ends. Scary, We've all been there. How did how
Speaker 2: did you need a new carpet? How did it retract?
Speaker 2: How did the antenna go back into the uh into
Speaker 2: its pouch?
Speaker 4: Well, they eventually did the same thing, except they you know,
Speaker 4: did it properly and damned it in there? I guess
Speaker 4: the exact Yeah, I don't really know. All I know
Speaker 4: is that that charged me for that. You would think
Speaker 4: that you paid for your.
Speaker 2: Dog to get a hand job. You paid dog to
Speaker 2: get a handy. That's expensive. Man, woo, what is this?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 2: I tought my dog to give me his paw. That's
Speaker 2: about it. A couple of massage parlors could have brought
Speaker 2: a massage parlor for half the price. Right, holy ship,
Speaker 2: your dog got a happy ending at the vet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're usually not happy when they come out of the vet.
Speaker 4: And from the babysitter.
Speaker 2: Now what's the dog's motivation not to get a four
Speaker 2: hour boner again?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: This could become a habit.
Speaker 4: I don't think he has any problem and being babysit again.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I want to know how
Speaker 2: the problem started to begin with.
Speaker 3: I want to know how much you pay your babysitter
Speaker 3: and can she fly to America?
Speaker 2: Bertie, Bertie's gonna start barking in a second, come babysitting me.
Speaker 3: I would just like to see a video of the
Speaker 3: dog's face, not anything going on the dog's face, when
Speaker 3: she's took out the vasoline and started the process.
Speaker 2: Is the dog's got to be going, what the fucking
Speaker 2: where has this been all my life? And then and
Speaker 2: then when you come home, he's got to look at
Speaker 2: you like, go away, go back to where you came from.
Speaker 2: I'm staying we are exactly.
Speaker 4: He was a happy dog after that.
Speaker 3: Yes, holy shit, I've heard of given a dog a bone,
Speaker 3: but a boner.
Speaker 2: Hi o, Darren, That's that's why you are the man.
Speaker 2: I love you, man, I love you brother. We we
Speaker 2: had a great time in Paris. And uh, hold on skin,
Speaker 2: there's more questions. There's more questions are in the slices.
Speaker 2: Want to know how much is a doggy hand job?
Speaker 2: How much you did the vet charge you? If you
Speaker 2: don't mind sharing.
Speaker 4: About one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars that's about the going right, all right?
Speaker 3: And did they admit to you that they did what
Speaker 3: your babysitter did to get the job done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But for some reason it sounded a lot more
Speaker 4: clinical when they were talking about it.
Speaker 2: That's because they had gloves on that was exotic, but
Speaker 2: they weren't on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. But what words
Speaker 2: did they use when you when you asked them, how
Speaker 2: did you do it?
Speaker 3: What did you do? Did they say we manipulated the area?
Speaker 4: Do you like.
Speaker 2: Tweezers or what? Tweezers? Scary?
Speaker 3: It's not your dick, it's the dogs. Hey, Well what's
Speaker 3: the terminology?
Speaker 4: And well there was anesthesia involved?
Speaker 2: Anesthesia because it would hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparent, I don't know. Maybe maybe no dog likes
Speaker 4: to be touched in that way. So in order to
Speaker 4: relax him, they gave him a senator.
Speaker 2: Little mood music, red wine. What are we talking here?
Speaker 4: I mean it's a clinical setting, an event, the veterinarians office.
Speaker 3: So how would you describe the dog's overall demeanor when
Speaker 3: he came out of the veterinarians room there?
Speaker 2: When you saw him again, was he smoking a sick extremely?
Speaker 4: It was extremely relaxed.
Speaker 2: I would imagine, imagine so too.
Speaker 3: Now did he roll over and go to sleep or
Speaker 3: did he want to make sure that the vet was happy?
Speaker 4: I did a lot of sleeping for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's a male dog. I got you? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, wow, wow, there you go. See it was
Speaker 2: worth the wait. Three weeks we've been waiting on this.
Speaker 3: Uh one more questionsket one more question, keep going, Darren.
Speaker 3: The next time this happens, and I know you do well,
Speaker 3: you make a nice living. But the next time this
Speaker 3: happens and you're in the apartment, uh, and the dog's
Speaker 3: got a four hour boner, do you think about how
Speaker 3: much it's going to cost to get it taken care of?
Speaker 3: Or do you think about how cheap vesline is?
Speaker 4: Both cross my mind. It'll it'll be a tough call.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough?
Speaker 3: See you dog gets a pig, all right, Darren, Thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Darren.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, take care.
Speaker 2: There you go, told six eight told Darren's the man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there you have it. See I told you well
Speaker 2: worth the wait, Dear David Brody, jeezu, I got to
Speaker 2: smoke a cigarette after that one. I already made that job.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: We just dealt with the dog penis dilemma. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: want to run a dilemma by you. I told you
Speaker 3: on Facebook. I get the riddles popping up on my
Speaker 3: page a lot. Yeah, so this was a riddle. It's
Speaker 3: not It shouldn't even be a riddle. It should be
Speaker 3: fairly simple what to do? But this is the question
Speaker 3: I've I've heard the riddle before. It's a one hundred
Speaker 3: year old riddle, maybe seventy five years fifty years. And
Speaker 3: if you want, I can read you some of the answers,
Speaker 3: or I can get your answer first and then tell
Speaker 3: you what some of the answers were. Here's the riddle. Hit,
Speaker 3: it's a brain test. Ready, you are locked inside of car,
Speaker 3: scary but nothing but a baseball bat.
Speaker 2: How do you get out? I mean the obvious I
Speaker 2: mean you have the obvious answer. The tell me your answer.
Speaker 2: I'm locked inside a car with a baseball back to
Speaker 2: be metal or would whatever?
Speaker 4: You want?
Speaker 2: A baseball bat? Yeah, how do you get out of
Speaker 2: the car? I popped the lock and I walk out
Speaker 2: the door, Thank you very much. What so when you're
Speaker 2: inside a car you pop a lock open and you
Speaker 2: walk out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So, one person said, I would try to break I
Speaker 3: would break the window with the bat and then use
Speaker 3: the bat to get rid of all the glass a
Speaker 3: on the window, and then yell for help. I think
Speaker 3: the I think the operative yell for help. They wouldn't
Speaker 3: reach over and open the door from the outside. They
Speaker 3: would break the window and yell for help. This person says,
Speaker 3: I can't believe you were all saying you would open
Speaker 3: the door. It clearly says you're locked in.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 3: This person says some newer cars locked down as soon
Speaker 3: as the car engine is turned off.
Speaker 2: No, they don't, No way that would be a safety hazard.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. Show me one car where the
Speaker 2: engine is off and you're inside the car and you
Speaker 2: can't get out. There's no there is no such thing.
Speaker 2: In fact, they're thinking. Their brain is saying it's the
Speaker 2: they gotta break the window that But the brain is saying,
Speaker 2: I'm outside the car locked out. I need to get in.
Speaker 2: I have to know that base brain is saying.
Speaker 3: Their brain is saying they hear the word locked, they
Speaker 3: see the word locked, I'm locked in, So that they're
Speaker 3: saying they think the doors don't open because they're locked in.
Speaker 3: There's nothing but a baseball bat. So now they have
Speaker 3: a physical object to break the windows. And eighty percent
Speaker 3: of the people are saying, well, I take the bat,
Speaker 3: and I would or they say I would take my
Speaker 3: shirt off and I would wrap the shirt around the
Speaker 3: back so that the glass wouldn't hit me. They all
Speaker 3: have these intricate explanations.
Speaker 2: Get all bloodied. I'll make a tourniquet with my sweater. Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: you passed that test. Okay, thanks? Are there more? Well,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to read all of them. That was
Speaker 2: just some of them. Okay. Well, you know some people
Speaker 2: gave me credit for you rubbing off on me. By
Speaker 2: the way, it was back to the dogs. We're not
Speaker 2: back to the doggy conversation. Let's be clear about this.
Speaker 2: This isn't that I rubbed off on you actually, or
Speaker 2: I rubbed off on you it take this as a compliment.
Speaker 2: Oh you're no, you're rubbing off on me. Actually, that's
Speaker 2: the way it goes, Brodian scary. So a couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: actually last week, I was in Miami, and did you
Speaker 2: beat that woman? I was? I was in Miami, Okay,
Speaker 2: Gandhi was there. She was staying at a fancy hotel.
Speaker 2: I was staying. I was not staying at that hotel.
Speaker 2: You were staying a different fancy hotel. But anyway, I
Speaker 2: wanted to go swim in her pool and she was there.
Speaker 2: Can we continue to focus on this, please? Thanks? Did
Speaker 2: you actually swim or did you stand there with a
Speaker 2: drink in your hand? Standing with a drink in my hand.
Speaker 3: I've been and I would say, except for my pool,
Speaker 3: I've been in I don't know, seventy five one hundred
Speaker 3: pools with you.
Speaker 2: I've never seen you swim. Never, No, because I mean
Speaker 2: you kind of float with a drink in your hand.
Speaker 2: You don't float. You stand in the in the kiddy
Speaker 2: end and you standing with a drink, lean out the kit.
Speaker 2: I sit down the kidding on a step. Right.
Speaker 3: You've never you've never swam. You sit on the ledge sometimes,
Speaker 3: but you don't swim. I cool off, right, So you
Speaker 3: were chilling in Gandhi's pool, yeah, So, but I was.
Speaker 2: On my way there and I and uh, Gandhi's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, shit, you know, don't have don't have a wristband.
Speaker 2: I gotta go find a wristband for you. So I
Speaker 2: come prepared. I collect pool wristbands from fancy hotels, and
Speaker 2: I collect room keys. So I actually knew that she
Speaker 2: was going to be staying there. So I brought it
Speaker 2: down with me and I and I had it in
Speaker 2: my pocket and I took I took a screenshot of it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this the wristband? And she screenshoted me
Speaker 2: back and she goes, Yep, there it is, and they
Speaker 2: were a match because the fancy of the hotel, the
Speaker 2: fancy of the wristband, and they don't really think about
Speaker 2: changing the color. It's was one of those silk jobs,
Speaker 2: you know that they went with with with a little ball,
Speaker 2: the little not thing. How did you get it? I
Speaker 2: always whenever I go to a pool now, I always,
Speaker 2: I always keep it really loose. No, they don't they
Speaker 2: give you the thing. This isn't a nightclub, they don't,
Speaker 2: you know, walk in and yeah. So so I've saved.
Speaker 2: So for instance, uh, certain hotels they have different colors.
Speaker 2: So I've now collected like your brother's dog on the
Speaker 2: box in the dark ones exactly four different colors. And
Speaker 2: then I, you know, and then I have a room key.
Speaker 2: I have room keys from certain places because you don't
Speaker 2: have to scan it, you just have to show it.
Speaker 2: So so I've a mastered a collection. So I talked
Speaker 2: about this briefly on the On the Big Show. Elvis
Speaker 2: ran show the other day, and no less than three
Speaker 2: people texted in and said, oh my god, that's what
Speaker 2: Brody would do. Holy shit, that's great, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so genius. Brody Brody is finally getting through to
Speaker 2: you about you know, being able to take advantage. Now,
Speaker 2: the rest of the show was against me and said
Speaker 2: that I was stealing. But I'm trying to understand how
Speaker 2: me being on their property in a body of water,
Speaker 2: spending money on cocktails, by the way, is stealing anything.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not like I'm eating their goods or
Speaker 2: food or drinks for free. What am I doing. I'm
Speaker 2: just there. I'm just existing. If you're a brody level,
Speaker 2: you would have found food and drinks for free. But right,
Speaker 2: but what do you agree to you disagree? You are
Speaker 2: not stealing. Stealing the pool is stealing.
Speaker 3: If the pool is crowded and your presence in the
Speaker 3: pool makes it more crowded where people don't want to
Speaker 3: go in, then you don't belong there. However, if there's
Speaker 3: eleven people standing in the shallow end and it's there's
Speaker 3: plenty of room and you're paying for drinks, they're making money.
Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with it exactly. Now, if
Speaker 3: Gandhi was knew you were going to do that, she
Speaker 3: could have just asked for a second room.
Speaker 4: Case.
Speaker 2: Well she you know, whatever, It's okay. She was about
Speaker 2: to go help me out, but I said, just save yourself.
Speaker 2: I love that you have a collection. Yeah, well that's
Speaker 2: exactly it. That was what was discovered that I've done
Speaker 2: this before, and I have not gonna lie. There were
Speaker 2: some other hotel brands, all the popular South Florida hotel
Speaker 2: brands that I have their their you know, I would.
Speaker 3: Like to see you get a peel box or a
Speaker 3: storage unit of some kind to keep all of it
Speaker 3: down there. So at any moments notice, you could go
Speaker 3: to any hotel you wanted, not just the one you
Speaker 3: plan for. Well, I mean I could just you know,
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't have too many.
Speaker 2: I have like a collection of ten or eleven different
Speaker 2: and then and I have a couple from Asbury Park,
Speaker 2: uh oh Dasberry Park, Long Branch, New Jersey, down the
Speaker 2: Jersey Shore, certain places with pools, I collect them. So
Speaker 2: what I said it, I said what I said, I
Speaker 2: did what I did, I stand behind it.
Speaker 3: What went through your head the first time you did that?
Speaker 3: In other words, I understand when you have eleven now
Speaker 3: when you had none.
Speaker 2: My denial of entry the time before that at another place,
Speaker 2: there was one time we couldn't get in, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what. From now on, anytime I go to
Speaker 2: a place with a desirable pool, I'm going to hold
Speaker 2: on to the wristbands. Now. Of course, you may not
Speaker 2: get a color match if it's a place that change
Speaker 2: their colors. But we're not talking about the paper wristbands.
Speaker 2: Those paper these are the ones that al though, usually
Speaker 2: the plastic ones. But I make sure that I put it,
Speaker 2: and they don't put it on you. They hand it
Speaker 2: to you, so you put it.
Speaker 3: They trust you like an adult, and you fuck them.
Speaker 3: So now I want you to slices.
Speaker 2: Hear me out.
Speaker 3: This is why I can't invite security to my pool,
Speaker 3: because he will keep the wristband and then just sneak
Speaker 3: in anytime he wants with a room key and a
Speaker 3: wristband and come in and be like, oh no I'm
Speaker 3: staying today.
Speaker 2: But am I hurting anyone at that point?
Speaker 3: Bo, Yes, uh, you might bothering stealing.
Speaker 2: I'm not stealing. No, you're You're not me existing in
Speaker 2: a place stealing. It's not, it's not.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what the difference is between between you
Speaker 3: and me. I would do it because I like free shit.
Speaker 3: I would like to be able to get in there
Speaker 3: and feel special because I normally couldn't afford that hotel.
Speaker 3: You do it because you don't like being said no to.
Speaker 3: You don't like being kept out. No one's gonna stop
Speaker 3: me from getting But here's the thing. You're getting in
Speaker 3: with the Brodie way. But you know you'd rather get
Speaker 3: in because you're scary Jones. You'd rather they no, no, no,
Speaker 3: come on, man, what do you think? I amuse you
Speaker 3: live in my life now. You're like getting in because
Speaker 3: you were clever, but you prefer if you didn't have to.
Speaker 3: You'd prefer if you were like, oh, I'm at this
Speaker 3: hotel where I stay at a lot.
Speaker 2: They should know me.
Speaker 3: Oh blue check mark right this way, come right in.
Speaker 3: I feel that would be more your your lively, your lifestyle,
Speaker 3: your lifestyle would like you. You're getting in the broady
Speaker 3: way of getting in, which I appreciate, definitely rubbed off
Speaker 3: on you. I definitely definitely feel like you're getting in,
Speaker 3: but you would prefer I'm surprised you didn't drop Elvis's name.
Speaker 2: No, that's an old school way. I don't play that.
Speaker 2: I really have you made dinner reservations as him? I don't,
Speaker 2: I really don't. I don't have you. Uh, we have
Speaker 2: used his name to get some dinner reservations at that
Speaker 2: impossible New York City high Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: But again, am I stealing?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: What am I getting any thing for free? No? All
Speaker 2: I want is access, and access is not to be
Speaker 2: equated with stealing. People are texting in that I was stealing.
Speaker 2: People were texting in the you know then you.
Speaker 3: Know it was no if you if you got a
Speaker 3: free drink or some oiler derbs that were going around,
Speaker 3: that's technically not you know, if you went in for
Speaker 3: the Continental breakfast and grab a couple of croissants, well that's.
Speaker 2: What the other day, Oh my god, he would we
Speaker 2: we have a we have a very large hotel which
Speaker 2: hosts a lot of large gatherings for conventions in the
Speaker 2: corporate world. And it was the middle of the afternoon
Speaker 2: when he went to go get his car, and it said, oh,
Speaker 2: this convention right this way, Lunch will be served at
Speaker 2: this time. So Nate tucks his shirt into his pants,
Speaker 2: rolls downstairs and grabs a brown bag lunch and walks
Speaker 2: out with it. Is that stealing, that's stealing, yep, Diah,
Speaker 2: that's terrible. That's awful. He should be shamed. F Wait
Speaker 2: a second, if they you know that they throw away
Speaker 2: three quarters of those lunches anyway, because nobody you do you.
Speaker 3: Donate them to a homeless shelter. See, there's always another scenario.
Speaker 3: It's it's a convention from homeless.
Speaker 2: It's a convention for it's a Nike convention and they're
Speaker 2: having it at a hotel. All you can do it
Speaker 2: then just steal it. Just steal it. So it's a
Speaker 2: Nike convention. Now what it's like? He where Nike? Do
Speaker 2: you feel bad any run off with it? Do you
Speaker 2: feel bad? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel bad because you're not stealing from Nike. You're
Speaker 3: stealing from the hotel.
Speaker 2: No, at the Holly Like it's paid for, everything's paid
Speaker 2: for in that room. Ah please, Nike just says, well,
Speaker 2: I've been known to take a cookie or two when
Speaker 2: I see a display of you know, some convention or
Speaker 2: something at a hotel, might take a cookie. The best time.
Speaker 2: The best time to do that is midday, by the way,
Speaker 2: middle afternoon lunch. Yeah, if there's a lot of going around,
Speaker 2: if you're dressed nice enough, you they don't know who
Speaker 2: you are, you could be part of it. Maybe you're not.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, and there's not there's no big high
Speaker 2: falute and security. It's not like there are big bouncers
Speaker 2: there staring at you. Down there's usually a table where
Speaker 2: people are checking people who went name tags, and they're
Speaker 2: half paying attention. Right, I've I've done. I've snuck into
Speaker 2: two things.
Speaker 3: One time, we were at a birthday party and my
Speaker 3: uh we were down the hall and it was one
Speaker 3: of these hotels that every room is another another function,
Speaker 3: and so we went to there's a table bulls. A
Speaker 3: guy sitting out in front of a table checking people
Speaker 3: in the next party looked like that good food.
Speaker 2: So I went up to them.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm here for the I'm here and check
Speaker 3: in and he says, you're here for the psychic Convention.
Speaker 3: And I said, you should already know the answer to that,
Speaker 3: and he let me find true story. The other time,
Speaker 3: the other time I snuck in, my friend Billy and
Speaker 3: I at the time were freelance comedy writers for The
Speaker 3: Tonight Show with Jay Lenno. So it's a while ago
Speaker 3: and he had flown his show to New York for
Speaker 3: a week. I don't know if I've told this story before.
Speaker 3: If I have, I apologize. And so he did a
Speaker 3: week in Manhattan at thirty Rock, and so we contacted
Speaker 3: the people at the at the show. This is before
Speaker 3: I was in radio, and we said, hey, we are
Speaker 3: part of his freelance team. We send in jokes that
Speaker 3: he pays us for and he did buy jokes from me.
Speaker 3: We'd like to attend the show, so they got us tickets.
Speaker 3: So all we heard online was that they were having
Speaker 3: a big party at the Rainbow Room, which is at
Speaker 3: the top of thirty Rock restaurant.
Speaker 2: And we're like, well, we're not invited to this big party.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just go up to the top floor, whatever
Speaker 3: floor it's on and try to get in.
Speaker 2: So we go there and there's.
Speaker 3: A long, long table and the hallway is huge, and
Speaker 3: it's got you know those uh clear plastic name tags.
Speaker 3: They have a pin on the back and you can
Speaker 3: pop in piece of paper, just slide in the paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it will fold over. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The table is covered with everybody who works at NBC,
Speaker 3: everybody's names with a little NBC logo. There is names
Speaker 3: and people are picking up their names, putting the pin
Speaker 3: into their shirt and walking in. So he goes well,
Speaker 3: we can't go win. Our names aren't going to be here.
Speaker 3: So we looked and it was alphabetical. Our names weren't there.
Speaker 2: I said, nobody's checking.
Speaker 3: Take a pin sure, So he went in as somebody
Speaker 3: who works at NBC. I grabbed Chris Farley's name tag.
Speaker 3: I went in his Chris Farley, and I grabbed another
Speaker 3: one that wasn't Chris Farley, just in case I got caught.
Speaker 2: I grabbed two and we walked right in.
Speaker 3: And then for the rest of the night we were
Speaker 3: those people that's hysterical and and so we we got
Speaker 3: to say, how did Jay leto Bill Cosby? Was there
Speaker 3: before he was Bill Cosby the criminal? So we talked
Speaker 3: to Bill Cosby. We did everything, but we just grabbed
Speaker 3: the name tag, pinned it on our shirts and walked in.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: And sometimes Marley's he was still alive back then, obviously,
Speaker 3: uh and uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just walk right in. Sometimes you got to be
Speaker 2: a little assertive. Sometimes it's okay to pull up Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: as I like to say, because that's a very Brooklyn move. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: So you know what else, podcast, I love how you
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Speaker 2: go ahead? What else is Brooklyn Brody? No, No, you're
Speaker 2: supposed to say that's very Brooklyn. Yeah, like you that's
Speaker 2: very Are we gonna edit this? Probably now we don't edit. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, you know so, uh, that's very Brooklyn. You
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Speaker 2: It's podcast. It's not worth the wait at that point,
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Speaker 2: I'm going to see Blink wid eighty two tonight I
Speaker 2: don't about you. Well, I would have gone, but I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't invited In a second, Now, hold on, even
Speaker 3: when you had a cancelations weren't for your tickets cost money?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have money, You have money. You don't strike I'm
Speaker 2: sorry you don't strike me as the biggest Blink fan.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not. Huh okay, then you are? Well. I
Speaker 2: mean I'm a pretty big fan from way back. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why well, I'm just saying you assume that I'm I'm
Speaker 3: not a fan, but you know, damn it? I mean,
Speaker 3: what's my age again? Am I too old to go?
Speaker 3: This is growing up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Ye had all.
Speaker 3: The small things I say to you about liking Blink
Speaker 3: Twinity too. How about the most clever album name of
Speaker 3: all time? Take off off your pants and jacket? Would
Speaker 3: you take off your pants and jacket? I mean unless
Speaker 3: your edge a c K, unless you're edging like the dog?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm feeling this now. I want to go,
Speaker 3: But no, not now, not now, I don't get to go.
Speaker 2: Damn it. What's your age again? What's your age? Age again?
Speaker 2: Do I have a d D? Are you feeling this?
Speaker 2: Are you feeling this? No?
Speaker 3: After midnight. I'm gonna call you tonight. Sorry, you weren't
Speaker 3: invited to the rock show. Always, always you forget to
Speaker 3: invite me. Every time I look for you, you're not there.
Speaker 2: I thought I was down. Well, i'll tell you what,
Speaker 2: we'll miss stay home board to death. We'll miss you now.
Speaker 2: I really wish I hated you.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: I have a dark side, and that may come out indifference.
Speaker 2: Here is, I'm doing this shit off the top of
Speaker 2: my head, and you're reading off their website, so all
Speaker 2: of this I am not okay, you're pulling the song title.
Speaker 2: I'm pulling them out of my ass because I'm just
Speaker 2: coming up with names with reckless, abandoned that I do.
Speaker 2: I'm a true fan, you asshole, and you okay you
Speaker 2: love the wordplay and honestly give me a concert. Where
Speaker 2: can we meet in the middle here? Like, what is
Speaker 2: a concert that both of us love? Obviously? You know
Speaker 2: the name behind you on the steppen Repete says it
Speaker 2: all the Brooklyn Boys, the Beastie Boys. But they will
Speaker 2: never play again.
Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of the Beastie Boys, if you
Speaker 3: go see Guardians of the Galaxy Volume three, not a
Speaker 3: spoiler but no sleep till Brooklyn is in the is
Speaker 3: in the movie, and a couple of people tweeted at
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Speaker 2: I always have seen as fantastic this. I also want
Speaker 2: to thank the twelve hundred of you who sent me
Speaker 2: the Oppenheimer flyer that Oppenheimer is coming out, Yeah, the movie. Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: The movie is coming out based on my phone tap
Speaker 2: character of the same name. What are the odds? Who's Oppenheimer? Anyway?
Speaker 3: So anyway, well, he was a scientist who invented the
Speaker 3: nuclear bomb. Who knew I remember correctly, I didn't know that,
Speaker 3: but you didn't know? Well, I mean I know now
Speaker 3: because of this film coming out, But whatever, Okay, is
Speaker 3: that all we have to cover? Because I gotta go.
Speaker 3: You're kidding me, Well, I gotta take a shower. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't want to stink for Tom Deng What Tom
Speaker 3: DeLong Tom Tom Tom is back in the band?
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, that's part of partly why I'm so excited,
Speaker 2: because because people are like, well, what's the big deal?
Speaker 3: They've been touring all these years and deal. I'm also
Speaker 3: I'm also a fan of Angels and Airwaves. Okay if
Speaker 3: you must know, No, it's okay. What show can we
Speaker 3: see together?
Speaker 2: The rock show? We need to do that. Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: I'm even a fan of his British accent when he
Speaker 3: goes in my head, in my in my head, I'm
Speaker 3: a big fan. I seriously, I love them. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I'm going to see Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: You want you going to that? I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: into that show?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: What's the name of the tour? Big the Easiest? Uh,
Speaker 2: it's the Ears Tour. Very nice? Come on, Borty, what
Speaker 2: are you trying to? Very nice?
Speaker 3: I'm going my wife and kids and I are going.
Speaker 3: We're excited. We got we're able to get tickets.
Speaker 2: Very lucky. I don't have those yet. Oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but you'll probably is one of your connect You'll figure.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see Kiss in December for that last ever show.
Speaker 3: I have tickets, last ever ever.
Speaker 2: This time is for real.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the show that I should see with you. Oh,
Speaker 3: I may have an extra ticket if you want to go.
Speaker 3: They're not cheap.
Speaker 2: May you know? Is this a show that I want
Speaker 2: to you might be able to name two songs. God,
Speaker 2: name two songs, and one of them can't be rock
Speaker 2: and roll all night. Okay, I'm dead. I don't know
Speaker 2: too many of their songs.
Speaker 3: I know them, but I don't know too never mind
Speaker 3: too many, don't I finished this title Detroit Rock City.
Speaker 2: There you go? Oh okay, okay, come on, give me
Speaker 2: another one. I was made for Loving you Baby. There
Speaker 2: you go. Okay. See I know their songs. You know
Speaker 2: the backhands of titles of two songs. I was made
Speaker 2: for loving you Baby, very good? Okay, I could sing
Speaker 2: it too. What else? That's it? You go to the
Speaker 2: name the song with the woman's name.
Speaker 3: Give mean the Grammy Award winning nineteen seventy six hit Yeah.
Speaker 2: That one off of the uh yeah, Beth Beth. That's
Speaker 2: the song. I knew that one too. All right. I'm
Speaker 2: not a big fan. I'm a okay fan. But it's
Speaker 2: an event, and I want to be part of events.
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 2: If it's an event, it's like their last show.
Speaker 3: Take you and and real kiss fans find out that
Speaker 3: I had a ticket to their last show ever when
Speaker 3: they retire after fifty years of being a band, and
Speaker 3: I took you, they'd kill me.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll just show if you want to pay me
Speaker 2: over face value so I can deduct the cost of
Speaker 2: my ticket. I just you should show up and make
Speaker 2: up so nobody recognizes you. Then how about that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm no, we're a full KABOOKI makeup like the band does.
Speaker 3: By the way, Yeah you know where Gene and Paul
Speaker 3: are from? The Guys and Kiss Queen clean Boy.
Speaker 2: I tried super cla