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Speaker 1: I said.

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Speaker 2: Your world is bad?

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Speaker 3: Would you.

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Speaker 4: It's not tell you my zillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 4: Banana Banana.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey bananimals. It is

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Speaker 2: another Bananas minisode. I am Banana BOYD number two Scotty Alanis,

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Speaker 2: but you already know that.

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Speaker 1: And I am Kurt Brown, older Scottie is so happy

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Speaker 1: to be sitting down and chatting with you.

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Speaker 4: Lo these next twenty into twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Me too, Me too.

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Speaker 1: We got confessions. If this is your first time listening,

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Speaker 1: we got confessions. We got confessions, we got stories. Will

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Speaker 1: you tell us things? We tell you things. It's a

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Speaker 1: back and forth with you, the bananimals, and that's what's

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Speaker 2: Really, we like to hear from you. And you guys

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Speaker 2: have great stories and great confessions. Feel free to send

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Speaker 2: them in. And I uh, confessions are always anonymous. Will

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Speaker 2: never say your name stories let us know. We're happy

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Speaker 2: to say your name. We're happy to not say your name.

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Speaker 1: I just got back from watching Matt top Gun, Maverick.

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Speaker 2: Baby, Okay, is America right?

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Speaker 3: Does it rock?

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Speaker 2: It is so good.

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Speaker 1: It is such a good movie, structurally great movie. Val

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Speaker 1: Before here's here's a tip for anybody. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: start room when we've seen it, But go watch the

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Speaker 1: Val Kilmer documentary about him before you go and see

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Speaker 1: Maverick Top Gun. Yes, because that documentary is amazing. And

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Speaker 1: I always thought, yes, Val Kilmer was an asshole. I

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Speaker 1: Right, And then you watch this documentary and he is

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Speaker 4: And you can see how.

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Speaker 1: He gets like like people would just would think of

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Speaker 1: maybe him as difficult on set, and he explains like why,

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Speaker 1: and he talks some stories about different movies where things

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Speaker 1: just fall in love with Val Kilmer when you do

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Speaker 1: Top Gun Maverick, just like you're just crying the whole time.

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Speaker 2: It's the thing I probably miss socially the most because

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Speaker 2: Three's Company. I honestly do not remember doing this or

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Speaker 2: It's hers, hers and his three companies. Yeah, it's so, so,

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Speaker 4: Did you ever have Did you ever live with a

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Speaker 2: Of course it sounds terrifying.

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Speaker 3: I was nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: This man is getting an erection in front of high schoolers.

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Speaker 1: of steam and then all of a sudden, like a

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Speaker 1: bull man turns to you and snorts steam out of

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Speaker 1: his nose.

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Speaker 3: It was one of the great memories. Oh I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it too well.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to another Minnesota banas.

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Speaker 2: We have great guests coming up everybody, and if you're

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Speaker 2: listen at six months from now, we are recording this

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Speaker 2: in June twenty twenty two, so if you refer to this,

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Speaker 2: we won't remember at all.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much to our producer Katie Levine, our

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Speaker 1: intern who's a full human, Lisa Magged and everyone at

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Speaker 1: exactly right.

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Speaker 2: Love yourself, take care of yourself, stay healthy, have a

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Speaker 2: fun summer.

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Speaker 3: Banana Style.

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 4: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 4: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgarreff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstar

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern